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Let's go, let's go back

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EAT PRAY BARK

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Darling, when you let go
Can't go back

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Life is more fulfilling…

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-Not now!
-…with a dog.

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Dog owners are happier people.

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DOG TRAINING FOR BEGINNERS

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They remind us to appreciate
the little things in life…

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…and to always live in the moment.

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Dogs are naturally curious.

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They love to explore your world with you.

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You little shit. I'm gonna kill you.

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Living with a dog…

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Drop it! Drop it right now!

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…increases your life expectancy.

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Daily walks
with your dog is a perfect way…

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Not so fast, Torsten.

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…to get exercise, and to relax.

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Torsten, come! Heel! Torsten, this way!

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A dog makes it easy to make friends.

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Ugh… Whoa, what the hell?

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-Uh, hey, what is it?
-Hello!

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Hi, hi… This is Torsten. He's a sweet boy.

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-No dogs in my car. Out.
-I said I was bringing a dog on the app.

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I said no dogs in my car.

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I guess I clicked the wrong thing.

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Is that coriander? It's so calming!

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CANCEL RIDE

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Out!

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Oh my.

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Okay, come on, Torsten. It's time to go.

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Torsten, come! Torsten, we wanted to show
how well behaved you are!

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Torsten.

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No worries, it's all good.

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Oh… 'kay, Thanks, anyway.

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A dog brings people
who love each other even closer.

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Shared experiences become
unforgettable memories.

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For you.

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Oh crap!

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Oh my God!

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-Well, it's not my fault.
-So it's my fault?

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-The dog's fault.
-The dog has a name, Helmut!

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Your dog bites me!

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Every time.

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Hey, back! Let me finish packing, okay?

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The most precious gift
a dog gives you is their complete trust.

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She's officially your dog now. Congrats!

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-…the foundation of any relationship…
-It's great you're listening to the book.

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Less great that
you're not completely packed yet.

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Do you want to miss your train?

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With a dog by your side…

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They're airing that report
about you on Morning Magazine.

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-I'll take you to the station myself.
-Ah!

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If you really want to help,
keep that dog away from me.

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Be sweet to that pooch.

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It's your chance to move on
from this messy business.

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I have a law degree. A doctorate.

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I have worked at the Brookings Institute
for years. But now you tell me

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that adopting a dog will be
the only chance to save my entire career?

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You know it's true.

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This dog is totally deranged.

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Didn't the shelter have any normal pets?

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Yeah, it's been tough for you and Gaga.

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But now we'll get help!

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This guy Nodon is a genius, so they say.

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Ziggy, you've raved
about every dog trainer we've had.

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But instead of help,
we wind up with a bill.

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Yeah… not this time. Okay?

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I hope you're right, because
if we can't fix this, I'm moving out.

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Ugh!

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It's vending machine coffee.

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Yeah. Does the precious professor need
a fancy blend to get through the day?

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It's not about one being fancy,
I don't want to drink shitty coffee.

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Snob.

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Hey, hey!

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-Whoa…
-Shh, shh! Stop it… Hey.

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Shh! That's enough.

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Stop it… Now, come.

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Roxy.

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Shut up, or I'll cut your throat.

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Ursula Brandmeier,

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Bavarian State Minister for
the Environment and Consumer Protection,

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and her party's top candidate
in the coming election.

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That was a great discussion
regarding views

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on whether pet ownership
is a burden on the climate.

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I think a majority of pet owners
can now breathe easier.

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And we've cut to a clip. Thanks, everyone.

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-Do you actually own a dog?
-Oh God, no.

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I'd much rather poke out my eyes than
have one of those brutes in my house.

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For many, their dog is their most

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significant life partner.

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Wow, if my pet was my significant
life partner, you might as well kill me.

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We had a problem with the clip.

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I was just told that
there was an issue with the clip.

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We were still on air.

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Wow. Someone really
screwed the pooch on that one.

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Yeah, that's for sure.

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Technical mistakes
can be very enlightening.

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I heard that there are several petitions
now calling for her to step down.

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Mm. As she should.

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SHOULD BRANDMEIER RESIGN?

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As she should. Or not?
Tell us what you think.

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It's completely unfair.

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The finance minister just said
unemployment is like athletes foot.

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-This must be…
-You already know how this works.

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Women working in politics are held to
a completely different standard than men.

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Here. With this,
you'll be totally incognito in Tyrol.

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Wear it. And now it's time to leave.

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Ugh…

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That's my favorite pillow!

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Torsten, not so fast!

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Torsten, stop, stop, stop, stop!

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It's not a race, Torsten! Torsten!

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Hey, control that animal!

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Your career is at stake, Ursula.

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So keep your mouth shut and
make sure no one recognizes you.

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Good luck.

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PDT: THE ANIMAL-FRIENDLY PARTY

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OUR DOG HATER FOR EUROPE

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ZILLERTAL RAILWAY

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Oh, that's great.

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We're spending the weekend
with a killer and his charming owner.

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Wow!

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Are you here for the dog training?

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-Yeah, and you?
-Mm-hmm.

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This is unbelievable!

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It is so gorgeous up here.

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Oh…

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Thank you, that's very kind.

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I hear that Nodon lives somewhere up there

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-in those mountains.
-Hey.

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Why didn't you arrange
for a private session?

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There are way too many people.

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He doesn't offer private classes.
And he's booked for the next four months.

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You're lucky I found someone
willing to sell their spot.

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Go find anyone else to be here.

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Get someone to train this insane beast
and give him back to me fixed.

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That's not how it works.
You have to learn how to deal with her.

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-Nodon!
-The guy is a genius with dogs.

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We're coming!

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Oh God, they're all totally nuts.

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That's why the dogs are being trained.

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I mean the humans.

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Pull yourself together.
At the next Live on Wednesday,

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-you'll present yourself as a dog lover.
-Hello!

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-Call me Gustl.
-You two'll be soulmates by then.

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-You need to take this very seriously.
-Uh, hello.

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After the recent incident,
91% of viewers voted for your resignation.

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So you are here to see Nodon?

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Uh, yeah, yeah.

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-Yeah.
-Stay incognito. If you're recognized,

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-it's over.
-Okay! Ladies and gentlemen,

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I'm tired of waiting. Come on.

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In that death trap?

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You prefer to walk?

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REISINGER INN

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Okay, ladies and gentlemen.

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Oh my!

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This can't be happening.

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Shh…

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So this little beauty is Lady Gaga,

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Gaga, or G, depending on her mood.

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And my name is Ziggy.

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And this is my husband, Helmut.

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He's a professor
of 19th Century Literature.

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Gaga and my man
have problems with each other.

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I have no problem with that dog.
That dog has a problem with me.

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Helmut is part of the problem.
Plus, he's on the spectrum.

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On the spectrum? Did I miss something?

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Like maybe a professional diagnosis?

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It's more like an observation.
Don't freak out.

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An observation, you say?
Well, isn't that great?

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Any other observations you want to share?

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Something we can all discuss
in this termite-ridden carriage?

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Hi! This is Torsten!

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-Yeah, and, uh, I'm, uh, Babs.
-Mm.

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Also, my problem is…

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um…

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that I might have to give up Torsten,
because he's so wild.

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But he's also friendly!

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And when he hurts people,
he doesn't really mean it, just… you know.

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Were there lawsuits?
Sure, but he's a sweet boy.

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We've tried different trainers,
but none have fixed the problem.

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I mean, we've done a lot of classes.

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Good boy.

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Um, do you have a heart-wrenching story

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you'd like to share
with your new best friends?

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-No.
-Thank you.

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And what about you then? What's your name?

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Ur…

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schi.

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Urschi?

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Your name is great!

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It's… It's a very nice name.

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It's fine, I'm not on this trip
to make new friends.

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Hello, my name is Torsten.

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Would you like to be friends with me?

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Oh wow, look what a sweetheart you are!

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Hi, the name's Babs.

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Hakan.

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And who is this friend?

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Roxy.

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What's with the muzzle?

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Maybe she talks too much.

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Stop it.

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Mm.

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Hey, Gaga.

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Hey, look what Daddy has for you.

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-Shh!
-Gaga.

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Look here.

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Gaga.

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It's okay, you're okay.

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Good girl. Here.

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This is Gaga's emotional support animal.
It helps with her stress.

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-Sorry, Ziggy, was it? One sec.
-Hey!

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Well, that wasn't very nice.

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It could be worse, at least he didn't
throw the dog over the side.

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My God, this is so cheesy.

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Yah!

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Ziggy, I'm interested in
how you got to that spectrum comment.

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You know I'm not the only one.
Sabine believes it.

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Oh! Your therapist is diagnosing me now?

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When? When was that?
Did she diagnose me remotely?

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I said you could join me
in therapy but you refused.

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At least I'll be dead soon.

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Oh my God.

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I hope that's him.

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Uh…

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-Well, put her down!
-Yeah.

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Now that I've met your companions,

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it's time for us
to learn about each other.

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Yeah, but please, no sniffing, young man.

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I'm fine with it.

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No worries. I only do that with the dogs.

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It's a method I learned when I lived with
a pack of wolves out in the wilderness.

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That's cool. That is really brave.

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Or really stupid.

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This is Heidi. I am her dagda.

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My name is Nodon.

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-He's a what?
-A dagda.

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"Dagda" is a Celtic word.

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It means "Companion

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and protector of dogs."

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Please take their leashes off.

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Um… I'd, um, love that,

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um, but I'm afraid that he'll run away
if I let him off the leash.

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No.

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Okay.

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Here, my love.

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The stories were true! It's real!

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He has magical powers!

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-Can you take off the muzzle?
-Nobody wants that.

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He's right, none of us want
to see that dog without a muzzle.

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I'm attached to my face.

00:15:40.750 --> 00:15:41.916 align:center
Great.

00:15:42.416 --> 00:15:44.083 align:center
Okay, that's fine. You're not ready.

00:15:47.708 --> 00:15:49.041 align:center
And the dress, please.

00:15:49.125 --> 00:15:51.708 align:center
But Gaga loves her dress.
It gives her self-confidence.

00:15:52.291 --> 00:15:54.458 align:center
Oh please. Well…

00:15:56.833 --> 00:15:58.500 align:center
Oh my God.

00:15:58.583 --> 00:15:59.666 align:center
What'd you do?

00:16:08.458 --> 00:16:09.666 align:center
Gaga!

00:16:13.000 --> 00:16:15.583 align:center
Oh God, Gaga's a city girl.
She'll never find her way back.

00:16:16.166 --> 00:16:17.833 align:center
She'll be eaten by a squirrel!

00:16:17.916 --> 00:16:22.083 align:center
Okay, people. I'd like these returned
in pristine condition, understand?

00:16:22.666 --> 00:16:24.500 align:center
This is Birgit.

00:16:24.583 --> 00:16:25.916 align:center
She's your host,

00:16:26.625 --> 00:16:28.708 align:center
and the heart and soul of this house.

00:16:29.916 --> 00:16:31.416 align:center
We're going hiking.

00:16:31.500 --> 00:16:32.583 align:center
No chance in hell.

00:16:32.666 --> 00:16:35.416 align:center
I've been traveling for seven hours.
I'm ready for a nap.

00:16:35.500 --> 00:16:38.333 align:center
A nap, then a cocktail.
My room key, please.

00:16:41.625 --> 00:16:43.125 align:center
What is this?

00:16:45.041 --> 00:16:47.208 align:center
Everyone put on your hiking boots.

00:16:51.500 --> 00:16:52.750 align:center
If anything bad happens to Gaga,

00:16:52.833 --> 00:16:54.041 align:center
-I'll kill him.
-Hm.

00:16:54.125 --> 00:16:56.291 align:center
I see your little power play.

00:17:00.416 --> 00:17:02.875 align:center
It's time to surrender your cell phones.

00:17:14.333 --> 00:17:17.291 align:center
We want you to focus completely
on your surroundings.

00:17:17.375 --> 00:17:20.000 align:center
Yeah. I'm fully committed.

00:17:20.583 --> 00:17:23.583 align:center
We can't leave
before I get all of your phones.

00:17:25.083 --> 00:17:28.458 align:center
You can give them up voluntarily,
or I can remove them from you.

00:17:28.541 --> 00:17:30.458 align:center
Oh…

00:17:44.333 --> 00:17:46.375 align:center
Everything was perfect.

00:17:46.458 --> 00:17:49.000 align:center
Gaga made us
a complete family, full of love.

00:17:49.083 --> 00:17:51.125 align:center
But then she started to bite Helmut.

00:17:51.208 --> 00:17:53.291 align:center
So what did you do then?

00:17:54.708 --> 00:17:56.291 align:center
What did I do? Gaga likes me.

00:17:59.250 --> 00:18:00.250 align:center
So?

00:18:00.750 --> 00:18:01.958 align:center
What's my option?

00:18:03.041 --> 00:18:05.625 align:center
We take a rest, up on that hill.

00:18:08.541 --> 00:18:10.416 align:center
This is the land of our Celtic ancestors.

00:18:11.083 --> 00:18:14.875 align:center
That's not true.
My people are all from Hamburg-Blankenese.

00:18:14.958 --> 00:18:17.875 align:center
We will immerse ourselves
in their teachings.

00:18:17.958 --> 00:18:21.666 align:center
They were extremely knowledgeable
about nature, living creatures,

00:18:21.750 --> 00:18:23.750 align:center
and especially dogs.

00:18:25.291 --> 00:18:26.750 align:center
Which way, Legolas?

00:18:28.333 --> 00:18:29.333 align:center
Ugh.

00:18:31.875 --> 00:18:35.583 align:center
She's only forgetting your name,
Nodon, as it's a bit different.

00:18:35.666 --> 00:18:38.291 align:center
I mean, it is kind of an unusual name.

00:18:38.833 --> 00:18:40.541 align:center
I'm named after Nodons.

00:18:40.625 --> 00:18:42.125 align:center
He's the Celtic god of dogs.

00:18:42.708 --> 00:18:43.916 align:center
Ah.

00:18:44.000 --> 00:18:46.458 align:center
Do you mean there really is a god of dogs?

00:18:46.541 --> 00:18:47.541 align:center
Yeah.

00:18:48.208 --> 00:18:50.500 align:center
Oh wow. I can tell.

00:18:51.750 --> 00:18:53.541 align:center
Okay, look, I have to be honest…

00:18:53.625 --> 00:18:56.208 align:center
I know you're not a real god.

00:18:56.291 --> 00:18:59.166 align:center
Please, I'm not stupid.

00:19:01.416 --> 00:19:03.125 align:center
But for me and for Torsten,

00:19:03.958 --> 00:19:05.458 align:center
can you please be a real god?

00:19:05.541 --> 00:19:07.833 align:center
I can't fail this exam again.

00:19:07.916 --> 00:19:10.125 align:center
If they take Torsten,
I'm not sure I'm gonna survive.

00:19:10.208 --> 00:19:12.333 align:center
We'll make sure that you both succeed.

00:19:23.333 --> 00:19:24.750 align:center
Look around.

00:19:26.250 --> 00:19:28.625 align:center
Take in the magic of this view.

00:19:35.708 --> 00:19:38.875 align:center
The very first step in becoming
a better partner for your dogs…

00:19:40.250 --> 00:19:43.375 align:center
is to shake off
all the stress of your daily grind

00:19:43.458 --> 00:19:45.083 align:center
and leave it all behind.

00:19:45.833 --> 00:19:47.708 align:center
Just like the Celts would do.

00:19:49.583 --> 00:19:50.916 align:center
Now breathe deeply.

00:19:53.500 --> 00:19:54.500 align:center
And out.

00:19:57.041 --> 00:19:59.583 align:center
And with each exhale…

00:19:59.666 --> 00:20:02.375 align:center
…let all your negative energy float away.

00:20:04.500 --> 00:20:06.625 align:center
Cleanse yourselves
of what's weighing you down.

00:20:10.833 --> 00:20:12.208 align:center
In.

00:20:12.291 --> 00:20:13.750 align:center
And out.

00:20:13.833 --> 00:20:15.250 align:center
And in.

00:20:15.333 --> 00:20:16.791 align:center
And out.

00:20:19.500 --> 00:20:21.458 align:center
-And?
-And what?

00:20:22.208 --> 00:20:24.875 align:center
The breathing. Relaxing. Unspooling.

00:20:24.958 --> 00:20:26.583 align:center
Yeah, cool.

00:20:27.458 --> 00:20:29.666 align:center
Fine for them,
but that's not why I'm here.

00:20:29.750 --> 00:20:30.833 align:center
I want a hamburger.

00:20:31.500 --> 00:20:32.833 align:center
In your backpack.

00:20:35.125 --> 00:20:36.125 align:center
In.

00:20:36.666 --> 00:20:38.291 align:center
And out.

00:20:38.375 --> 00:20:39.750 align:center
In.

00:20:40.458 --> 00:20:42.083 align:center
And out.

00:20:42.791 --> 00:20:44.916 align:center
Are you kidding me?

00:20:45.000 --> 00:20:46.666 align:center
There are no sandwiches or burgers?

00:20:46.750 --> 00:20:47.625 align:center
No fruit?

00:20:49.416 --> 00:20:51.750 align:center
You will find in the backpack
all that you need.

00:20:52.333 --> 00:20:55.833 align:center
Things… that you can only find in nature.

00:20:55.916 --> 00:20:57.583 align:center
So nature has a sense of humor.

00:20:57.666 --> 00:21:00.125 align:center
This is just the forest floor,
nothing else.

00:21:01.000 --> 00:21:03.500 align:center
Did you gather these
herbs all by yourself?

00:21:03.583 --> 00:21:07.291 align:center
Oh yes. it's collected,
it's dried, it's roasted…

00:21:08.208 --> 00:21:10.916 align:center
and much of it was found
just this very morning.

00:21:13.791 --> 00:21:16.833 align:center
It's still a mystery
why you chose this bizarre man for us.

00:21:17.375 --> 00:21:19.500 align:center
Was it maybe due to his appearance?

00:21:19.583 --> 00:21:22.041 align:center
-Oh Helmut.
-I'm not very happy with your choice.

00:21:22.125 --> 00:21:23.375 align:center
Not a shock.

00:21:23.458 --> 00:21:25.500 align:center
As usual, it's all my fault.
You win again.

00:21:26.291 --> 00:21:28.000 align:center
Is this the prize for winning?

00:21:28.541 --> 00:21:31.833 align:center
So, Nodon, will you also
stay at the inn with us and our dogs?

00:21:31.916 --> 00:21:32.916 align:center
No.

00:21:33.708 --> 00:21:34.875 align:center
I live over there,

00:21:34.958 --> 00:21:37.041 align:center
on that ridge, surrounded by nature.

00:21:37.125 --> 00:21:38.625 align:center
Really?

00:21:38.708 --> 00:21:39.583 align:center
Mm-hmm.

00:21:40.083 --> 00:21:41.375 align:center
All alone?

00:21:42.166 --> 00:21:43.458 align:center
Yep.

00:21:43.541 --> 00:21:47.708 align:center
How about all of us go up there
on a hike or something?

00:21:48.375 --> 00:21:49.541 align:center
To visit you!

00:21:50.125 --> 00:21:51.958 align:center
No.

00:21:52.583 --> 00:21:53.791 align:center
Okay.

00:21:55.541 --> 00:21:56.875 align:center
So tell me, Hakan,

00:21:57.625 --> 00:22:00.000 align:center
what's your story? What brings you here?

00:22:01.125 --> 00:22:04.166 align:center
-My wife made me.
-Share more about yourself?

00:22:04.250 --> 00:22:06.500 align:center
This isn't about me,
my dog is the problem.

00:22:07.875 --> 00:22:09.250 align:center
What is this?

00:22:10.750 --> 00:22:12.125 align:center
It's a bird's egg.

00:22:12.791 --> 00:22:14.041 align:center
It fell out of its nest.

00:22:14.125 --> 00:22:15.875 align:center
So what should I do with it?

00:22:15.958 --> 00:22:17.250 align:center
Should I incubate it?

00:22:17.833 --> 00:22:19.500 align:center
-Eat it.
-Is it cooked?

00:22:19.583 --> 00:22:23.750 align:center
No. You slurp it raw.
Some find it a delicacy.

00:22:24.666 --> 00:22:26.791 align:center
So gross. Mm.

00:22:27.458 --> 00:22:28.375 align:center
Hm.

00:22:28.458 --> 00:22:29.791 align:center
Anyone want a Celtic treat?

00:22:29.875 --> 00:22:31.416 align:center
No, thanks.

00:22:46.708 --> 00:22:47.541 align:center
Ugh.

00:22:53.666 --> 00:22:55.166 align:center
I'm sure that by now,

00:22:56.041 --> 00:22:59.458 align:center
most of you will have noticed
an aura around you.

00:23:01.708 --> 00:23:04.041 align:center
We are at an important Celtic place.

00:23:04.875 --> 00:23:07.166 align:center
Feel the power of that energy.

00:23:08.750 --> 00:23:09.750 align:center
I feel it.

00:23:10.375 --> 00:23:12.416 align:center
My spirit place is a stylish hotel bar,

00:23:12.500 --> 00:23:15.916 align:center
with a martini and a club sandwich.

00:23:22.583 --> 00:23:24.291 align:center
Torsten!

00:23:26.333 --> 00:23:27.625 align:center
Yeah, hello!

00:23:27.708 --> 00:23:30.666 align:center
Oh hi, my princess, hello.

00:23:30.750 --> 00:23:32.750 align:center
Did you miss your daddy?

00:23:32.833 --> 00:23:35.875 align:center
Were you all alone
in that terrifying forest? Mm?

00:23:35.958 --> 00:23:38.166 align:center
She was in the meadow
with all the other dogs.

00:23:38.250 --> 00:23:40.083 align:center
She finally got
to stretch her muscles again.

00:23:40.750 --> 00:23:41.666 align:center
Mm.

00:23:43.166 --> 00:23:45.166 align:center
Hey, uptight one!

00:23:45.708 --> 00:23:47.666 align:center
Don't forget to take your friend.

00:23:47.750 --> 00:23:50.458 align:center
-She sleeps with me, not somewhere else?
-Yeah.

00:23:50.541 --> 00:23:52.333 align:center
-Can she sleep with you?
-No.

00:23:53.125 --> 00:23:55.416 align:center
Are you sure? I can pay.

00:23:56.333 --> 00:23:58.000 align:center
What time do we eat?

00:23:59.291 --> 00:24:00.500 align:center
It's in the brochure.

00:24:02.750 --> 00:24:04.875 align:center
Our day together
was extremely spiritual for me.

00:24:04.958 --> 00:24:06.166 align:center
Ugh. Come on.

00:24:06.250 --> 00:24:08.083 align:center
Thank you all so much.

00:24:08.166 --> 00:24:10.625 align:center
No. We thank you.

00:24:10.708 --> 00:24:13.458 align:center
Tomorrow we shall all meet up
with our dogs.

00:24:13.541 --> 00:24:14.875 align:center
9:00 a.m. at the lake.

00:24:14.958 --> 00:24:16.041 align:center
Um, what?

00:24:16.125 --> 00:24:17.500 align:center
Yeah. Gustl will bring you.

00:24:28.166 --> 00:24:30.375 align:center
"REISINGER INN" REQUIRES
A WPA2/WPA3 PASSWORD.

00:24:33.250 --> 00:24:34.666 align:center
Okay.

00:24:41.291 --> 00:24:42.458 align:center
INCORRECT PASSWORD

00:24:45.500 --> 00:24:46.708 align:center
Ah.

00:24:48.875 --> 00:24:49.875 align:center
Off.

00:24:53.458 --> 00:24:54.750 align:center
Off.

00:25:08.791 --> 00:25:12.916 align:center
Hmm. I miss something new?
Is it banquet night?

00:25:17.958 --> 00:25:20.125 align:center
-Where's Brenda?
-In my room.

00:25:20.208 --> 00:25:21.166 align:center
Alone?

00:25:21.250 --> 00:25:24.541 align:center
Of course! She doesn't need my help
slobbering on my things.

00:25:25.875 --> 00:25:28.250 align:center
What? I'm busy.

00:25:28.833 --> 00:25:32.500 align:center
Um, I'd like my phone returned,
and the password for the Wi-Fi, please.

00:25:32.583 --> 00:25:35.000 align:center
I'm not here on vacation. I have to work.

00:25:35.083 --> 00:25:37.291 align:center
A working woman, eh? So am I.

00:25:37.375 --> 00:25:38.833 align:center
Should we talk business?

00:25:39.458 --> 00:25:41.541 align:center
No, thanks. My phone, please.

00:25:42.583 --> 00:25:46.375 align:center
Fine. If you don't place an order,
you can eat dog food.

00:25:46.458 --> 00:25:48.250 align:center
Wait! Mm…

00:25:49.250 --> 00:25:52.750 align:center
Do you have anything to drink?
Like a bottle of red wine?

00:25:52.833 --> 00:25:54.583 align:center
You think we're barbarians here?

00:25:54.666 --> 00:25:57.750 align:center
-We're in Tyrol, we have the best wines.
-Oh yeah?

00:25:57.833 --> 00:26:00.083 align:center
Or a Vernatsch from Lake Kaltern?

00:26:00.583 --> 00:26:03.958 align:center
Annoying as hell, but the woman has taste.

00:26:06.083 --> 00:26:07.708 align:center
So, it's my time.

00:26:07.791 --> 00:26:09.875 align:center
-No, Ziggy, not now, please don't.
-No.

00:26:21.500 --> 00:26:23.000 align:center
Here you go, ma'am.

00:26:27.166 --> 00:26:31.791 align:center
Uh, Birgit, would you like to see
my collection of handmade scented candles?

00:26:31.875 --> 00:26:34.208 align:center
This is Salty Sea Breeze,
and Caribbean Coco,

00:26:34.291 --> 00:26:36.208 align:center
which would be fantastic in this abode.

00:26:36.291 --> 00:26:38.458 align:center
Caribbean?

00:26:40.000 --> 00:26:41.916 align:center
That would be original.

00:26:44.000 --> 00:26:46.458 align:center
Please take your scented candles
and put them away.

00:26:48.166 --> 00:26:51.125 align:center
-Good evening, everyone!
-Evening.

00:26:51.208 --> 00:26:52.541 align:center
Ah!

00:26:52.625 --> 00:26:54.791 align:center
That's amazing! Are they all hand-made?

00:26:54.875 --> 00:26:57.291 align:center
So, I usually sell to wholesale customers,

00:26:57.375 --> 00:27:00.250 align:center
but if you're interested,
I'll make an exception just for you.

00:27:00.333 --> 00:27:01.416 align:center
-Really?
-Mm.

00:27:02.583 --> 00:27:03.541 align:center
Mm!

00:27:03.625 --> 00:27:06.916 align:center
Coconut? Torsten loves coconut.

00:27:07.000 --> 00:27:09.750 align:center
He once ate an entire coconut
in two bites. He's a big fan.

00:27:09.833 --> 00:27:12.458 align:center
This is an excellent choice, my dear.

00:27:12.541 --> 00:27:13.916 align:center
That'll be 20 euros, please.

00:27:14.000 --> 00:27:16.375 align:center
Ah, you are saving my butt.

00:27:16.458 --> 00:27:19.791 align:center
It's because I forgot
Torsten's aroma lamp at my place.

00:27:23.166 --> 00:27:25.541 align:center
Mm! I'm so hungry.

00:27:25.625 --> 00:27:26.875 align:center
Why is that?

00:27:26.958 --> 00:27:30.583 align:center
I gave you an extra-large portion
of berries and mushrooms.

00:27:30.666 --> 00:27:31.791 align:center
Mm.

00:27:31.875 --> 00:27:33.750 align:center
And a bird's egg. Extra large.

00:27:35.958 --> 00:27:39.250 align:center
That was for
the arrogant heifer from the city.

00:27:40.000 --> 00:27:41.458 align:center
She passed on it.

00:27:41.958 --> 00:27:44.333 align:center
And as a real Celt,
I'm supposed to eat it all.

00:27:49.000 --> 00:27:51.875 align:center
The first serving is,
of course, for you. So.

00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:54.833 align:center
-Mm.
-Enjoy, sweetie.

00:27:54.916 --> 00:27:56.291 align:center
-Thanks, Birgit.
-Mm-hmm.

00:27:56.375 --> 00:27:57.375 align:center
Mm.

00:27:59.166 --> 00:28:04.500 align:center
So, Simon, why make it so hard
for yourself with all this Celtic crap?

00:28:04.583 --> 00:28:07.208 align:center
You know very well that people pay extra
when you give them a show.

00:28:07.291 --> 00:28:09.791 align:center
-Plus, we need the money.
-But you take it way too far.

00:28:09.875 --> 00:28:12.708 align:center
We are Tyroleans,
and there's pride in that.

00:28:13.208 --> 00:28:14.208 align:center
Mm.

00:28:15.458 --> 00:28:18.416 align:center
Birgit, a Tyrolean dog trainer
is not special at all.

00:28:18.500 --> 00:28:21.208 align:center
But a Celt, that's something mystical

00:28:21.291 --> 00:28:22.875 align:center
that has… That has flair.

00:28:22.958 --> 00:28:26.500 align:center
Flair, flair, flair.
That's just a load of poppycock.

00:28:26.583 --> 00:28:27.750 align:center
I'm a believer.

00:28:28.250 --> 00:28:31.375 align:center
Since it's Nodon instead of me,
we've become huge.

00:28:31.916 --> 00:28:33.833 align:center
Even Bill Kaulitz signed up for this.

00:28:33.916 --> 00:28:35.166 align:center
Who is Bill Kaulitz?

00:28:40.375 --> 00:28:41.458 align:center
I don't know him.

00:28:41.541 --> 00:28:42.791 align:center
-Really?
-No idea.

00:28:45.416 --> 00:28:47.416 align:center
Mm!

00:28:48.125 --> 00:28:49.958 align:center
-Here you go.
-Thank you.

00:28:50.833 --> 00:28:53.291 align:center
-This is for you.
-Thank you.

00:28:56.083 --> 00:28:57.083 align:center
Thanks.

00:28:57.875 --> 00:28:59.625 align:center
You. Where are you going?

00:28:59.708 --> 00:29:01.458 align:center
We're not some snack bar.

00:29:01.541 --> 00:29:04.000 align:center
In Tyrol, you sit at a table,
like a person.

00:29:04.583 --> 00:29:07.375 align:center
-Uh-huh.
-Yeah, Hakan. Stay here with us.

00:29:07.458 --> 00:29:09.458 align:center
It's so much nicer
than sitting by yourself alone.

00:29:10.750 --> 00:29:12.750 align:center
No. It's not.

00:29:13.625 --> 00:29:15.875 align:center
Have you ever met anyone
as mean as that guy?

00:29:15.958 --> 00:29:17.083 align:center
I'm not a fan.

00:29:17.166 --> 00:29:19.250 align:center
He tossed Gaga's favorite toy
off of the truck.

00:29:19.916 --> 00:29:21.125 align:center
I hope he's not a murderer.

00:29:21.750 --> 00:29:24.208 align:center
Which is why
my phone and I need to reunite.

00:29:24.291 --> 00:29:25.333 align:center
Enjoy.

00:29:25.416 --> 00:29:26.541 align:center
Thanks.

00:29:30.041 --> 00:29:30.916 align:center
Oh!

00:29:32.625 --> 00:29:34.041 align:center
Bon appétit.

00:29:34.125 --> 00:29:36.083 align:center
Torsten.

00:29:38.666 --> 00:29:39.625 align:center
Mm.

00:29:39.708 --> 00:29:41.666 align:center
Oh, look at that.

00:29:41.750 --> 00:29:43.333 align:center
Gaga's ready for the Met Gala.

00:29:43.416 --> 00:29:46.375 align:center
It's a one-of-a-kind. A dog needs
to feel just as special as we do.

00:29:46.458 --> 00:29:48.458 align:center
-Wow.
-And I paid for it.

00:29:52.708 --> 00:29:54.250 align:center
-Ziggy.
-Hm?

00:29:54.333 --> 00:29:56.541 align:center
Probably
in our best interest to ignore this.

00:30:02.666 --> 00:30:04.541 align:center
Oh my. I'm so sorry.

00:30:05.208 --> 00:30:06.750 align:center
Listen, your dog is messed up.

00:30:07.458 --> 00:30:10.958 align:center
You think hippie Legolas is gonna fix
your disturbed furball in two days?

00:30:18.708 --> 00:30:20.708 align:center
Um, okay, um…

00:30:22.416 --> 00:30:23.916 align:center
I need to leave now.

00:30:25.166 --> 00:30:26.041 align:center
Torsten.

00:30:26.625 --> 00:30:27.708 align:center
Let's go.

00:30:30.291 --> 00:30:32.375 align:center
-That wasn't kind.
-Yeah.

00:30:34.500 --> 00:30:36.166 align:center
We should all be kinder.

00:30:38.083 --> 00:30:39.125 align:center
So I'm the pariah now?

00:30:39.208 --> 00:30:40.458 align:center
Not to me.

00:30:41.041 --> 00:30:41.916 align:center
I see.

00:30:43.708 --> 00:30:47.375 align:center
I have this feeling
that we've met and we know each other.

00:30:48.916 --> 00:30:50.166 align:center
-We have not.
-Hm?

00:30:50.250 --> 00:30:51.666 align:center
Mm, mm.

00:30:51.750 --> 00:30:53.250 align:center
I am good with remembering faces.

00:30:53.958 --> 00:30:56.958 align:center
And I'd remember
a distinguished professor of literature.

00:30:57.041 --> 00:30:58.125 align:center
You're so important.

00:31:35.750 --> 00:31:39.750 align:center
Yeah. So, where is our Celtic master?

00:31:54.208 --> 00:31:57.416 align:center
Whoa, oh-oh

00:32:03.208 --> 00:32:04.416 align:center
Good morning, dear dagdas.

00:32:04.500 --> 00:32:06.166 align:center
Good morning.

00:32:06.250 --> 00:32:08.791 align:center
I start the day with a refreshing swim
in this humble lake.

00:32:09.458 --> 00:32:10.458 align:center
Yeah, sure.

00:32:11.000 --> 00:32:14.041 align:center
It gets the blood flowing.
Cleanses the soul.

00:32:14.125 --> 00:32:15.791 align:center
Everyone should try it! Who's first?

00:32:19.250 --> 00:32:20.833 align:center
So.

00:32:20.916 --> 00:32:24.333 align:center
Today I'll see how you work
with your protegees as teammates.

00:32:25.041 --> 00:32:26.291 align:center
We're gonna beat everyone.

00:32:27.166 --> 00:32:28.625 align:center
It's not against other people.

00:32:29.291 --> 00:32:30.333 align:center
Mm.

00:32:31.291 --> 00:32:32.916 align:center
This is how we will proceed.

00:32:33.416 --> 00:32:35.958 align:center
Helmut, you're the master of Gaga today.

00:32:36.041 --> 00:32:38.583 align:center
Ziggy, put her down, please,
and give Helmut the leash.

00:32:38.666 --> 00:32:40.291 align:center
Now listen, Nodon,
this is not a good idea.

00:32:40.375 --> 00:32:43.833 align:center
You see, um, Gaga and I,
we are both, I should say…

00:32:43.916 --> 00:32:45.250 align:center
We're dysfunctional.

00:32:48.208 --> 00:32:50.041 align:center
You'll be all right, darling.

00:32:52.541 --> 00:32:54.083 align:center
You bear the responsibility today.

00:32:57.458 --> 00:32:59.541 align:center
Ziggy, keep out of Gaga's sight, okay?

00:33:00.708 --> 00:33:02.333 align:center
-I'm sorry, love.
-You're not sorry.

00:33:02.416 --> 00:33:04.916 align:center
-Oh, you think this is my idea?
-This is part of your plan.

00:33:08.750 --> 00:33:11.041 align:center
Look… I don't mean to complain,

00:33:11.125 --> 00:33:12.583 align:center
but I paid for dog training,

00:33:12.666 --> 00:33:15.708 align:center
and all I'm getting
is a walkabout in the wild.

00:33:17.333 --> 00:33:19.000 align:center
This stupid dog doesn't get it.

00:33:20.083 --> 00:33:23.041 align:center
-Let positive energy flow through you.
-Hm.

00:33:23.125 --> 00:33:26.958 align:center
Be a great dagda,
and your enemy becomes a friend,

00:33:27.041 --> 00:33:29.083 align:center
when you make your friendship a priority.

00:33:30.958 --> 00:33:33.208 align:center
Yeah, well, I didn't need
to trudge through some forest

00:33:33.291 --> 00:33:35.208 align:center
for this stupid fortune cookie wisdom.

00:33:35.291 --> 00:33:38.458 align:center
You could've shared this via e-mail,
WhatsApp, SMS, fax machine,

00:33:38.541 --> 00:33:39.708 align:center
or whatever you Celts use.

00:33:39.791 --> 00:33:41.000 align:center
Snapchat.

00:33:41.708 --> 00:33:44.041 align:center
Tell me when
we're going to start dog training.

00:33:45.291 --> 00:33:46.583 align:center
I don't train dogs.

00:33:47.958 --> 00:33:48.916 align:center
I train humans.

00:33:50.916 --> 00:33:53.333 align:center
Way back
Played them games on you

00:33:53.416 --> 00:33:56.416 align:center
Knew that I was wrong
'Cause now I'm sittin' on

00:33:56.500 --> 00:33:58.083 align:center
A one-track path that's…

00:33:58.166 --> 00:33:59.000 align:center
Your turn.

00:34:02.416 --> 00:34:04.166 align:center
Come on.

00:34:05.500 --> 00:34:07.208 align:center
Down. Down.

00:34:07.291 --> 00:34:08.291 align:center
It's not working.

00:34:08.375 --> 00:34:10.000 align:center
Would you like a snack, Gaga?

00:34:10.083 --> 00:34:12.875 align:center
I feel it coming for me
Payback, payback

00:34:17.458 --> 00:34:19.750 align:center
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo…

00:34:28.958 --> 00:34:30.833 align:center
Helmut, calm her. Be the leader.

00:34:37.375 --> 00:34:39.166 align:center
I see room for improvement.

00:34:39.250 --> 00:34:41.500 align:center
Your next task is all about trust.

00:34:46.541 --> 00:34:51.791 align:center
Okay, please take off the leashes
and bring your dogs into the water.

00:34:51.875 --> 00:34:53.000 align:center
Um…

00:34:54.250 --> 00:34:55.208 align:center
-Helmut.
-Hmm?

00:34:55.291 --> 00:34:57.166 align:center
You can leave the leash on, all right?

00:34:57.916 --> 00:34:59.833 align:center
The current is a bit too strong for Gaga.

00:35:00.541 --> 00:35:03.916 align:center
Helmi, just carry Gaga in your arms.
The water is way too strong.

00:35:04.000 --> 00:35:05.750 align:center
Gaga almost drowned in the bathtub.

00:35:07.833 --> 00:35:09.166 align:center
You think Gaga can make it happen?

00:35:13.041 --> 00:35:15.458 align:center
Uh, I don't know for sure.

00:35:15.541 --> 00:35:17.041 align:center
I don't want anything to happen to her.

00:35:17.125 --> 00:35:18.875 align:center
And I'm not very happy with this either.

00:35:18.958 --> 00:35:21.333 align:center
Hey, man,
you gotta stop getting so wound up.

00:35:21.416 --> 00:35:24.166 align:center
All right, Ziggy, that's enough.
Gaga's ready to go.

00:35:24.916 --> 00:35:26.208 align:center
It'll be fine.

00:35:26.291 --> 00:35:28.750 align:center
Gaga's my little princess,
don't you forget.

00:35:29.250 --> 00:35:31.541 align:center
Well, I hope she's not
the only one to you.

00:35:32.291 --> 00:35:34.750 align:center
Let's go, Gaga,
it's our turn in the spotlight.

00:35:34.833 --> 00:35:36.291 align:center
Oh…

00:35:43.625 --> 00:35:47.416 align:center
Good, Helmut.
See what happens when you work together?

00:35:50.083 --> 00:35:53.291 align:center
Okay, so I'm gonna go over there,
and you can do whatever you want.

00:36:01.416 --> 00:36:02.791 align:center
That's great, Urschi.

00:36:05.458 --> 00:36:07.000 align:center
-You're next, Babs.
-Okay.

00:36:08.083 --> 00:36:10.666 align:center
We're next, Torsten. We can do this.

00:36:14.250 --> 00:36:16.250 align:center
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:36:18.041 --> 00:36:19.708 align:center
Torsten, please come.

00:36:19.791 --> 00:36:20.708 align:center
Torsten!

00:36:20.791 --> 00:36:22.375 align:center
No, no, no, no, not like that!

00:36:22.458 --> 00:36:24.333 align:center
Oh please, Torsten.

00:36:27.333 --> 00:36:28.625 align:center
Ahh!

00:36:31.291 --> 00:36:32.833 align:center
Shit.

00:36:33.583 --> 00:36:34.958 align:center
Urschi!

00:36:35.041 --> 00:36:36.791 align:center
I'm so sorry, are you okay?

00:36:38.916 --> 00:36:40.291 align:center
It's my fault.

00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:45.250 align:center
You know what I learned?

00:36:46.625 --> 00:36:48.333 align:center
I thought it was the dog.

00:36:48.416 --> 00:36:51.416 align:center
But now I realize, Torsten's not at fault.

00:36:52.000 --> 00:36:53.875 align:center
You're the one to blame!

00:37:03.791 --> 00:37:04.625 align:center
Babs…

00:37:04.708 --> 00:37:06.375 align:center
Hey.

00:37:07.541 --> 00:37:08.458 align:center
It's okay.

00:37:14.208 --> 00:37:16.625 align:center
What's happening with Roxy?

00:37:16.708 --> 00:37:19.958 align:center
She's just a coward, man.
She won't go near the water.

00:37:25.833 --> 00:37:27.333 align:center
You're not the problem, Roxy.

00:37:27.416 --> 00:37:29.750 align:center
The problem's on
the other end of your leash.

00:37:32.916 --> 00:37:34.791 align:center
If you want Roxy's trust,

00:37:36.000 --> 00:37:37.958 align:center
you will have to prove that you trust her.

00:37:52.500 --> 00:37:53.750 align:center
Here you are.

00:37:56.958 --> 00:37:58.916 align:center
Mm…

00:37:59.000 --> 00:38:00.416 align:center
Is this a magic potion?

00:38:00.500 --> 00:38:01.500 align:center
No, it's just soup.

00:38:01.583 --> 00:38:02.750 align:center
Magical soup?

00:38:04.333 --> 00:38:05.958 align:center
It's a Celtic soup.

00:38:10.083 --> 00:38:12.583 align:center
This is a magical soup.

00:38:12.666 --> 00:38:14.958 align:center
It's yesterday's leftovers,
just covered in water.

00:38:21.791 --> 00:38:23.791 align:center
Mm…

00:38:23.875 --> 00:38:26.833 align:center
Mm…

00:38:27.375 --> 00:38:31.708 align:center
Nature, we thank you here

00:38:31.791 --> 00:38:38.625 align:center
that you have so generously
provided us today.

00:38:38.708 --> 00:38:40.666 align:center
We honor you,

00:38:40.750 --> 00:38:43.083 align:center
respect you,

00:38:43.166 --> 00:38:48.083 align:center
and protect you.

00:38:48.166 --> 00:38:51.125 align:center
Thank you for this magical soup.

00:38:51.208 --> 00:38:52.625 align:center
Enjoy your meal.

00:39:19.041 --> 00:39:21.458 align:center
Ugh. That is so disgusting.

00:39:22.625 --> 00:39:26.666 align:center
Urschi, Urschi. I'm starting to get
the feeling that you don't like Brenda.

00:39:26.750 --> 00:39:29.833 align:center
This has nothing to do with Brenda.
I hate all dogs.

00:39:30.458 --> 00:39:31.583 align:center
What?

00:39:32.083 --> 00:39:34.041 align:center
I knew you didn't know
anything about dogs,

00:39:34.125 --> 00:39:36.375 align:center
but this is basically a hate crime.

00:39:37.708 --> 00:39:39.750 align:center
Brenda is not my dog.

00:39:44.583 --> 00:39:45.833 align:center
Wait a minute.

00:39:45.916 --> 00:39:46.916 align:center
Ugh…

00:39:47.000 --> 00:39:48.291 align:center
Okay, here's my story.

00:39:49.375 --> 00:39:50.541 align:center
It's hard to believe.

00:39:51.833 --> 00:39:57.250 align:center
I have a very dear friend, and she's
severely disabled and so very lonely.

00:39:57.333 --> 00:39:59.750 align:center
And we formed our friend group
for her sake

00:39:59.833 --> 00:40:01.416 align:center
so she wouldn't be so sad and alone.

00:40:02.041 --> 00:40:05.375 align:center
So, of course we quickly found out
Brenda is possessed by the devil.

00:40:06.416 --> 00:40:10.916 align:center
And yeah, I promised my friend
I'd take Brenda up here to Nodon.

00:40:13.083 --> 00:40:16.333 align:center
Sometimes you must make sacrifices
on behalf of a friend,

00:40:16.416 --> 00:40:19.250 align:center
and that is why I am such a good person.

00:40:21.208 --> 00:40:24.791 align:center
I think that's… That is so amazing.

00:40:25.666 --> 00:40:26.583 align:center
Thank you, Babs.

00:40:26.666 --> 00:40:29.250 align:center
You'd do the same
for your friends as well.

00:40:29.333 --> 00:40:30.458 align:center
Definitely, yes.

00:40:33.458 --> 00:40:35.708 align:center
Okay. Let's return to our training.

00:40:35.791 --> 00:40:39.250 align:center
Um, Nodon,
Babs has another question for you, hm?

00:40:39.333 --> 00:40:41.833 align:center
Ah, it's okay.

00:40:41.916 --> 00:40:43.083 align:center
What is it?

00:40:43.166 --> 00:40:45.250 align:center
Mm… Okay. Um…

00:40:46.125 --> 00:40:48.083 align:center
Ah so, uh… so tonight
there is some entertainment.

00:40:48.166 --> 00:40:50.375 align:center
Like Tyrolean music and other fun stuff.

00:40:51.000 --> 00:40:53.541 align:center
Oh yeah, and you can
bring your dogs as well.

00:40:53.625 --> 00:40:56.375 align:center
It's a great chance for them
to experience stressful situations.

00:40:56.458 --> 00:40:59.708 align:center
That's not what I meant. Um, will you, uh…

00:40:59.791 --> 00:41:03.000 align:center
Uh, so we, uh, all wanted to ask, um, uh…

00:41:03.625 --> 00:41:04.791 align:center
You planning on going?

00:41:04.875 --> 00:41:06.375 align:center
No, Babs.

00:41:06.458 --> 00:41:07.875 align:center
The entertainment is for the guests.

00:41:08.833 --> 00:41:11.416 align:center
My world is peace, and nature, in harmony.

00:41:13.000 --> 00:41:14.916 align:center
-So, Hakan.
-Yeah?

00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:17.791 align:center
Will you be joining your group
at this evening's festivities?

00:41:17.875 --> 00:41:18.875 align:center
It's not my thing.

00:41:19.875 --> 00:41:20.916 align:center
It's not optional.

00:41:22.125 --> 00:41:25.708 align:center
I promised my wife I'd come here.
But yodeling wasn't part of the deal.

00:41:27.833 --> 00:41:29.166 align:center
It's all part of the training.

00:41:31.625 --> 00:41:35.000 align:center
Come here, sweetie. Good.

00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:39.041 align:center
And for the rest of the day,
Helmut, you're in charge of Gaga.

00:41:39.125 --> 00:41:40.583 align:center
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

00:42:15.541 --> 00:42:17.708 align:center
Hmm. Mm.

00:42:27.208 --> 00:42:30.750 align:center
[intriguing music playing

00:42:42.916 --> 00:42:44.916 align:center
BAVARIAN STATE MINISTER

00:42:49.041 --> 00:42:51.291 align:center
SCANDALOUS VIDEO

00:43:08.000 --> 00:43:09.583 align:center
RECEPTION

00:43:27.125 --> 00:43:29.375 align:center
-Do you own a dog?
-Oh God, no.

00:43:29.458 --> 00:43:33.041 align:center
I'd much rather poke out my eyes
than have one of those brutes in my house.

00:43:33.125 --> 00:43:36.375 align:center
But for many people, their dog is
their most significant life partner.

00:43:36.458 --> 00:43:41.416 align:center
Wow, if my pet was my significant
life partner, you might as well kill me.

00:43:41.500 --> 00:43:43.375 align:center
We had a problem with the clip.

00:43:43.458 --> 00:43:46.000 align:center
Really? I've only been gone for 36 hours!

00:43:50.000 --> 00:43:52.625 align:center
No, I don't think
I'm hearing you correctly.

00:43:52.708 --> 00:43:54.958 align:center
Say it again but be more clear.

00:43:55.041 --> 00:43:57.416 align:center
I don't think
I could be any clearer, Ursula.

00:43:57.500 --> 00:44:00.000 align:center
Anything else I should know?
Something you're not telling me?

00:44:00.083 --> 00:44:03.333 align:center
They're getting cold feet. They are
auditioning replacement candidates.

00:44:03.416 --> 00:44:05.166 align:center
What? Well, who?

00:44:05.250 --> 00:44:06.708 align:center
Martin Weidenhuber.

00:44:07.250 --> 00:44:10.666 align:center
Have they gone crazy?
He embezzled public funds and got a DUI.

00:44:10.750 --> 00:44:11.666 align:center
So what?

00:44:11.750 --> 00:44:15.041 align:center
He went to rehab, got his license back,
and apologized for the embezzling.

00:44:15.125 --> 00:44:17.166 align:center
Yeah, but this is absurd.

00:44:17.250 --> 00:44:19.500 align:center
He keeps bouncing back
after every stupid thing he does,

00:44:19.583 --> 00:44:21.875 align:center
but I'm the one who's out
because I don't like dogs?

00:44:21.958 --> 00:44:23.916 align:center
No one said it's fair.

00:44:24.000 --> 00:44:28.000 align:center
Life is always stacked against women,
especially in politics.

00:44:28.083 --> 00:44:30.041 align:center
But you knew that getting in the game.

00:44:31.583 --> 00:44:32.791 align:center
I know.

00:44:34.750 --> 00:44:38.250 align:center
Let's stick to the plan.
You'll appear on Live on Wednesday.

00:44:38.333 --> 00:44:39.166 align:center
Yeah, good.

00:44:49.333 --> 00:44:51.125 align:center
What are you doing in my office?

00:44:51.208 --> 00:44:52.166 align:center
Well, um…

00:44:52.250 --> 00:44:54.375 align:center
Any particular reason for being here?

00:44:55.708 --> 00:44:56.541 align:center
Who are you?

00:44:56.625 --> 00:44:58.625 align:center
Simon Reisinger.

00:44:58.708 --> 00:45:00.250 align:center
I am the innkeeper and owner.

00:45:00.333 --> 00:45:02.833 align:center
Ah, this makes sense now.

00:45:02.916 --> 00:45:05.666 align:center
All of our phones were taken away
by your elderly forest gnome.

00:45:05.750 --> 00:45:06.916 align:center
That is not all right.

00:45:07.000 --> 00:45:09.875 align:center
Not my issue,
because when Nodon has a group here,

00:45:10.583 --> 00:45:12.000 align:center
he makes the rules.

00:45:12.083 --> 00:45:13.458 align:center
It's out of my hands.

00:45:13.541 --> 00:45:16.000 align:center
-That's not a good answer.
-Well, it's all I've got.

00:45:16.083 --> 00:45:17.500 align:center
And you can leave, please.

00:45:18.583 --> 00:45:20.416 align:center
You'll be hearing from my attorney.

00:45:20.500 --> 00:45:22.458 align:center
I cannot recommend your establishment.

00:45:23.375 --> 00:45:24.291 align:center
Fine.

00:45:24.875 --> 00:45:27.750 align:center
In that case,
I can't recommend you as a guest as well.

00:45:27.833 --> 00:45:31.250 align:center
Torsten, isn't this music so beautiful?

00:45:31.333 --> 00:45:33.875 align:center
Torsten, come. Now, please.

00:45:34.708 --> 00:45:36.041 align:center
Torsten, now, please.

00:45:36.666 --> 00:45:38.291 align:center
Good.

00:45:38.375 --> 00:45:40.583 align:center
Now, just like your little friend Gaga.

00:45:42.416 --> 00:45:43.375 align:center
Helmut?

00:45:43.458 --> 00:45:44.750 align:center
Gaga is gone.

00:45:45.875 --> 00:45:46.958 align:center
Ziggy!

00:45:48.791 --> 00:45:50.958 align:center
Yeah, so that's how you care for our baby.

00:45:51.041 --> 00:45:52.291 align:center
Anyone could have stolen her.

00:45:52.375 --> 00:45:54.458 align:center
Let that be a lesson,
Gaga doesn't belong on the floor.

00:45:54.541 --> 00:45:57.000 align:center
That is the dumbest thing
you've said to me.

00:45:57.083 --> 00:45:58.875 align:center
Have you been sniffing
your Sea Breeze candles?

00:45:58.958 --> 00:46:01.416 align:center
You're just acting like you're worked up,
part of your plan.

00:46:01.500 --> 00:46:02.791 align:center
Wh… what goddamn plan?

00:46:02.875 --> 00:46:05.000 align:center
You're trying to make
my Gaga love you more!

00:46:05.083 --> 00:46:07.041 align:center
All I want is for her to stop biting me.

00:46:07.125 --> 00:46:09.625 align:center
-Why we're here, in case you forgot.
-Enough, please!

00:46:09.708 --> 00:46:12.166 align:center
Just stop screaming, I can't…

00:46:18.666 --> 00:46:19.541 align:center
You are unbelievable!

00:46:19.625 --> 00:46:22.500 align:center
Don't you realize you're in
the presence of a musical genius?

00:46:24.166 --> 00:46:25.375 align:center
Ahh!

00:46:26.625 --> 00:46:28.000 align:center
Oh my Lord in heaven.

00:46:28.083 --> 00:46:30.666 align:center
You're incapable of
keeping control of your dog.

00:46:30.750 --> 00:46:32.750 align:center
It's shameful to humans everywhere.

00:46:32.833 --> 00:46:35.500 align:center
And now you're crying too. Stupid.

00:46:35.583 --> 00:46:37.291 align:center
Hey, look after her.

00:46:37.375 --> 00:46:39.541 align:center
What a mess!

00:46:42.250 --> 00:46:44.291 align:center
Sorry, Babs,
but I have to take the dog out.

00:46:47.083 --> 00:46:48.250 align:center
Oy.

00:46:51.500 --> 00:46:53.958 align:center
Have you gone
completely mental around here?

00:46:54.041 --> 00:46:57.375 align:center
I'm leaving! Hey, Gustl,
take me to the village immediately.

00:46:58.416 --> 00:47:01.708 align:center
Our Gustl won't drive anyone tonight.

00:47:01.791 --> 00:47:03.833 align:center
No one gets an early departure.

00:47:07.083 --> 00:47:08.500 align:center
What's going on?

00:47:11.500 --> 00:47:12.958 align:center
They will take him away.

00:47:13.041 --> 00:47:16.916 align:center
This was our last chance,
and we blew it completely.

00:47:17.000 --> 00:47:19.541 align:center
Now, now, all is good, come on over here.

00:47:20.041 --> 00:47:22.375 align:center
We did everything wrong.

00:47:22.458 --> 00:47:25.750 align:center
Come on, Ziggy, you're jealous because
Gaga and I made it happen today.

00:47:25.833 --> 00:47:27.541 align:center
Ow! Ach!

00:47:27.625 --> 00:47:29.208 align:center
It serves you right.

00:47:33.458 --> 00:47:35.958 align:center
Okay, okay, let's calm down.

00:47:40.375 --> 00:47:43.208 align:center
What do you mean, they'll take him
away from you? Who are "they"?

00:47:43.291 --> 00:47:45.458 align:center
The damn veterinarian. I mean,

00:47:45.541 --> 00:47:47.875 align:center
If I can't prove
I have control over Torsten's behavior,

00:47:47.958 --> 00:47:49.708 align:center
they won't let him stay with me.

00:47:50.375 --> 00:47:51.416 align:center
Just tell them you do.

00:47:51.500 --> 00:47:53.000 align:center
They check up on it.

00:47:53.083 --> 00:47:55.833 align:center
Torsten needs to pass a temperament test.

00:47:55.916 --> 00:47:59.333 align:center
And me, the dog handler's test.

00:47:59.416 --> 00:48:01.625 align:center
He's considered a danger to the public.

00:48:03.875 --> 00:48:05.916 align:center
That does seem to be a problem.

00:48:08.250 --> 00:48:12.458 align:center
It's time for you to talk differently
to your friend Torsten, okay, Babs?

00:48:13.708 --> 00:48:15.458 align:center
You be the boss.

00:48:16.583 --> 00:48:18.250 align:center
Make the boundaries clear to him.

00:48:18.333 --> 00:48:22.250 align:center
Yeah, but what if
he refuses to like me anymore?

00:48:25.708 --> 00:48:29.375 align:center
Look, Simon, this can't continue.

00:48:29.875 --> 00:48:32.958 align:center
These hooligans are rioting,
smashing up my furniture,

00:48:33.041 --> 00:48:35.000 align:center
and destroying everything.
Please send them home.

00:48:35.083 --> 00:48:37.416 align:center
I can't do that to their dogs.

00:48:37.500 --> 00:48:39.458 align:center
They haven't done anything wrong.

00:48:39.541 --> 00:48:40.666 align:center
The people are the problem.

00:48:40.750 --> 00:48:42.958 align:center
Yeah, that much is clear.

00:48:43.041 --> 00:48:45.166 align:center
But some of them are way beyond help.

00:48:45.250 --> 00:48:46.458 align:center
Especially overnight.

00:48:46.541 --> 00:48:48.166 align:center
Look, you only have tomorrow left.

00:48:48.250 --> 00:48:49.333 align:center
I know.

00:48:50.083 --> 00:48:51.666 align:center
That's why I must come up with something.

00:48:51.750 --> 00:48:54.791 align:center
Something that inspires them
and wakes them up.

00:48:54.875 --> 00:48:55.958 align:center
Mm.

00:49:03.083 --> 00:49:04.208 align:center
What is that?

00:49:04.750 --> 00:49:06.666 align:center
It's a mood stabilizer.

00:49:07.708 --> 00:49:09.791 align:center
I'd love one of those today. Every day.

00:49:10.791 --> 00:49:12.250 align:center
-Mm?
-Mm.

00:49:12.875 --> 00:49:13.916 align:center
No, thanks.

00:49:14.875 --> 00:49:18.666 align:center
You know, I was, um,
in a clinic for a while,

00:49:18.750 --> 00:49:22.125 align:center
because of mental problems, as they say.

00:49:22.208 --> 00:49:24.250 align:center
I'm still dealing with that.

00:49:24.833 --> 00:49:27.791 align:center
And those doctors have provided me
with tools to help cope and improve life.

00:49:27.875 --> 00:49:31.875 align:center
One of those was to get a dog. When you
cuddle dogs, it does something in you.

00:49:31.958 --> 00:49:33.833 align:center
It releases hormones.

00:49:33.916 --> 00:49:37.000 align:center
It's good for the body and the mind,
and many things.

00:49:37.583 --> 00:49:41.416 align:center
Torsten is not only a great dog,
but he's the most important person to me.

00:49:41.500 --> 00:49:42.583 align:center
Dog.

00:49:43.916 --> 00:49:45.208 align:center
Torsten is a dog.

00:49:46.916 --> 00:49:47.916 align:center
Yeah.

00:49:49.083 --> 00:49:51.083 align:center
But for me, he's better than any person.

00:49:56.166 --> 00:49:58.416 align:center
So you're saying he's your most important

00:49:59.500 --> 00:50:00.500 align:center
social partner?

00:50:01.666 --> 00:50:03.416 align:center
That's it!

00:50:04.416 --> 00:50:05.708 align:center
You got that right.

00:50:50.500 --> 00:50:52.333 align:center
You're like a child.

00:50:52.416 --> 00:50:54.625 align:center
Gaga and I need alone time.
You are not invited!

00:50:54.708 --> 00:50:57.000 align:center
-Stop being a drama queen!
-Hey!

00:50:58.500 --> 00:51:00.375 align:center
-Oh, um…
-What did you say to me?

00:51:00.458 --> 00:51:03.041 align:center
-Sorry, uh, were we too loud?
-What's all this?

00:51:03.916 --> 00:51:06.833 align:center
Well, uh… My husband, he…

00:51:07.666 --> 00:51:10.916 align:center
-…locked me out. I can't get in.
-Yeah, and?

00:51:11.000 --> 00:51:14.416 align:center
Yeah, well, um, it's kind of stupid.

00:51:14.500 --> 00:51:16.875 align:center
I don't really have another place to go.

00:51:16.958 --> 00:51:18.416 align:center
Yeah.

00:51:19.875 --> 00:51:21.958 align:center
Well, come in, I have a couch.

00:51:22.041 --> 00:51:23.916 align:center
Yeah, well, uh… Mm…

00:51:24.000 --> 00:51:26.125 align:center
That's a very nice offer.

00:51:27.000 --> 00:51:30.875 align:center
But I… I can't accept. It's very kind,
but it wouldn't… Thank you, but no.

00:51:30.958 --> 00:51:33.500 align:center
-You scared of me?
-Scared? Me?

00:51:34.541 --> 00:51:36.416 align:center
No. Why? What…

00:51:37.125 --> 00:51:38.125 align:center
That's strange.

00:51:40.416 --> 00:51:42.375 align:center
Most are afraid of me.

00:51:43.083 --> 00:51:44.666 align:center
Even the hardened ones.

00:51:45.458 --> 00:51:48.791 align:center
Drugs, robbery, human trafficking.

00:51:52.041 --> 00:51:54.750 align:center
Hey, hey, come on.

00:51:54.833 --> 00:51:56.125 align:center
Kidding! I'm a police officer.

00:51:57.250 --> 00:51:58.166 align:center
A police officer?

00:51:58.958 --> 00:51:59.958 align:center
Yeah.

00:52:04.625 --> 00:52:06.333 align:center
Ah… I guess you are.

00:52:07.041 --> 00:52:10.125 align:center
That's, um… That's so weird.
Crazy, I never would have guessed.

00:52:11.333 --> 00:52:12.333 align:center
Yeah.

00:52:12.416 --> 00:52:15.458 align:center
I thought…
That makes Roxy a police dog, right?

00:52:15.541 --> 00:52:17.583 align:center
She's retired, so…

00:52:17.666 --> 00:52:19.291 align:center
What? She looks way too young.

00:52:19.916 --> 00:52:20.833 align:center
Really.

00:52:20.916 --> 00:52:23.500 align:center
-We should bandage that up. Come on.
-Yes, we should.

00:52:24.083 --> 00:52:27.958 align:center
A police officer and his dog
should serve and protect.

00:52:28.041 --> 00:52:30.125 align:center
I really didn't expect this at all.

00:52:36.916 --> 00:52:39.750 align:center
I can't wait to see
what Legolas has planned for us today.

00:52:39.833 --> 00:52:41.416 align:center
That's not his name.

00:52:41.500 --> 00:52:44.666 align:center
Oh, by the way, are you feeling anything
from his magic potion yet?

00:52:44.750 --> 00:52:47.208 align:center
A bit, don't you think?

00:52:47.291 --> 00:52:49.208 align:center
Babs, Babs, you're mental.

00:52:49.291 --> 00:52:51.875 align:center
Looks like you're in a good mood.
What, did someone die?

00:52:51.958 --> 00:52:53.500 align:center
Hmm…

00:52:54.166 --> 00:52:56.833 align:center
That's fair. I deserve that remark.

00:52:58.500 --> 00:53:00.083 align:center
So, did you sleep well?

00:53:00.708 --> 00:53:02.291 align:center
Troubles in paradise?

00:53:02.875 --> 00:53:04.875 align:center
Yeah, we're having a fight. That's it.

00:53:04.958 --> 00:53:06.916 align:center
You fought? No way.

00:53:07.541 --> 00:53:11.708 align:center
So, ungrateful guests,
Gustl awaits you in his wagon.

00:53:11.791 --> 00:53:14.166 align:center
And behave yourselves this time, okay?

00:53:14.250 --> 00:53:16.541 align:center
Where are we off to this time?
Nodon's hut?

00:53:16.625 --> 00:53:18.458 align:center
Wait and see. What do I know?

00:53:22.041 --> 00:53:23.041 align:center
Come.

00:53:28.708 --> 00:53:31.458 align:center
That breakfast will come up
with just one more shake.

00:53:32.041 --> 00:53:33.791 align:center
I'm glad I didn't eat.

00:53:34.833 --> 00:53:36.750 align:center
Ya! Ya!

00:53:37.625 --> 00:53:40.458 align:center
They're coming, Heidi.
It's our last chance.

00:53:52.375 --> 00:53:54.166 align:center
He wears less clothing every day.

00:53:54.250 --> 00:53:56.583 align:center
-If it lasted any longer, he'd be naked.
-Yeah.

00:53:56.666 --> 00:53:58.916 align:center
-I don't mind staying an extra day.
-Oh, Ziggy.

00:53:59.000 --> 00:53:59.833 align:center
Welcome!

00:54:00.416 --> 00:54:04.000 align:center
You have arrived
at a very sacred place, dear dagdas.

00:54:05.833 --> 00:54:07.750 align:center
This is the tent of truth.

00:54:08.875 --> 00:54:12.208 align:center
Many rituals and ceremonies
have taken place here.

00:54:12.708 --> 00:54:15.083 align:center
The effects of them can still be felt.

00:54:16.791 --> 00:54:18.208 align:center
Babs.

00:54:18.291 --> 00:54:19.291 align:center
You're first.

00:54:24.750 --> 00:54:26.833 align:center
May you feel power in this place.

00:54:28.083 --> 00:54:29.708 align:center
Let the Tree of Life…

00:54:33.041 --> 00:54:34.083 align:center
and its wisdom…

00:54:36.000 --> 00:54:37.208 align:center
be with you.

00:54:41.083 --> 00:54:42.250 align:center
Please go in.

00:54:52.333 --> 00:54:56.125 align:center
Kumaber nichte enteitesoo.

00:54:57.291 --> 00:55:01.666 align:center
Teiseles shonata oine sinapaa.

00:55:02.416 --> 00:55:05.541 align:center
Faumaderkuu iteakaa.

00:55:05.625 --> 00:55:08.958 align:center
I really hope
his insurance covers ceremonies.

00:55:09.041 --> 00:55:13.416 align:center
Your dogs… are the mirror of your soul.

00:55:14.000 --> 00:55:16.583 align:center
They feel all that worries you,
that upsets you,

00:55:16.666 --> 00:55:18.000 align:center
bothers you,

00:55:18.583 --> 00:55:20.250 align:center
and reflect it back.

00:55:21.541 --> 00:55:25.125 align:center
The most important step
is to recognize this,

00:55:25.791 --> 00:55:28.208 align:center
and work on making big changes.

00:55:31.541 --> 00:55:33.291 align:center
You all have a chance.

00:55:34.291 --> 00:55:36.750 align:center
For you. But above all,

00:55:37.958 --> 00:55:39.333 align:center
for your dogs.

00:55:50.250 --> 00:55:51.250 align:center
Babs.

00:55:52.250 --> 00:55:53.916 align:center
Tell me what happened last night.

00:55:55.000 --> 00:55:58.291 align:center
How did you react when you witnessed
Ziggy and Helmut fighting?

00:56:00.750 --> 00:56:06.041 align:center
It's very difficult for me when…
people are fighting around me.

00:56:06.125 --> 00:56:07.583 align:center
And Torsten?

00:56:09.041 --> 00:56:10.541 align:center
He was nervous.

00:56:10.625 --> 00:56:11.875 align:center
Do you see what's happening?

00:56:14.500 --> 00:56:16.458 align:center
This is my fault.

00:56:17.750 --> 00:56:19.291 align:center
It's my fault.

00:56:20.583 --> 00:56:22.791 align:center
I messed everything up.

00:56:32.166 --> 00:56:34.291 align:center
If you embrace
your strength and tranquility,

00:56:35.291 --> 00:56:36.541 align:center
you'll see Torsten relax.

00:56:38.583 --> 00:56:41.000 align:center
Babs, what's bothering you?

00:56:41.666 --> 00:56:43.375 align:center
What causes you angst?

00:56:43.458 --> 00:56:46.625 align:center
I have this fear
of saying the wrong thing,

00:56:46.708 --> 00:56:48.958 align:center
and that people will stop
associating with me.

00:56:50.666 --> 00:56:52.791 align:center
See, most people don't like me.

00:56:53.291 --> 00:56:54.500 align:center
And I'm not sure why.

00:56:54.583 --> 00:56:56.458 align:center
But it's different with Torsten.

00:56:56.958 --> 00:56:58.958 align:center
He's always sweet and kind to me.

00:56:59.041 --> 00:57:01.250 align:center
He seems to like me for me.

00:57:01.750 --> 00:57:04.916 align:center
He doesn't mind if I'm taking medication,
and he never judges me.

00:57:05.458 --> 00:57:07.750 align:center
The only one in my life
who has never judged me.

00:57:08.750 --> 00:57:10.375 align:center
Babs, we're not judging you.

00:57:11.250 --> 00:57:12.416 align:center
You're doing great.

00:57:12.500 --> 00:57:14.791 align:center
Finding medicine that helps
is a great step.

00:57:15.666 --> 00:57:16.666 align:center
Right?

00:57:16.750 --> 00:57:18.625 align:center
-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah, it's not a big deal.

00:57:18.708 --> 00:57:20.833 align:center
My doctor prescribed me antidepressants.

00:57:23.791 --> 00:57:24.791 align:center
Really?

00:57:26.541 --> 00:57:28.958 align:center
-Babs, you have a goal.
-Yeah.

00:57:29.041 --> 00:57:32.750 align:center
Torsten needs to obey your commands
all the time. That's why you're here.

00:57:32.833 --> 00:57:36.875 align:center
Show him your ability to lead
with clear, short commands.

00:57:38.000 --> 00:57:39.583 align:center
He'll be grateful.

00:57:40.791 --> 00:57:41.708 align:center
That's what he needs.

00:57:42.833 --> 00:57:45.750 align:center
Ah, well, it seems to me
that if it's that easy…

00:57:45.833 --> 00:57:47.541 align:center
…why doesn't Brenda
follow a single command?

00:57:47.625 --> 00:57:50.750 align:center
I mean,
leadership skills is what I'm known for.

00:57:51.916 --> 00:57:54.375 align:center
-Is that because of your work?
-Yeah.

00:57:54.958 --> 00:57:56.083 align:center
No.

00:57:56.708 --> 00:57:59.375 align:center
So, what's going on, then,
between Brenda and me?

00:58:00.625 --> 00:58:02.875 align:center
So Brenda must know
where she stands with you.

00:58:03.500 --> 00:58:04.375 align:center
You both are a team.

00:58:06.416 --> 00:58:07.458 align:center
Isn't that right?

00:58:08.083 --> 00:58:10.791 align:center
Yeah, but don't forget,
Brenda isn't even her dog.

00:58:10.875 --> 00:58:12.958 align:center
-Brenda's just a loaner.
-That's true.

00:58:13.041 --> 00:58:16.333 align:center
And not only that,
she told us that she's not a dog person.

00:58:16.416 --> 00:58:18.666 align:center
Oh, but you're big fan of dogs now?

00:58:19.750 --> 00:58:24.500 align:center
Yeah, but that's only because
I was able to bond with Gaga yesterday.

00:58:24.583 --> 00:58:27.041 align:center
Probably because you didn't intervene,
for once.

00:58:27.125 --> 00:58:29.000 align:center
Is that true, Ziggy?

00:58:29.083 --> 00:58:33.250 align:center
Are you subconsciously sabotaging
Helmut and Gaga because you're jealous?

00:58:34.375 --> 00:58:36.208 align:center
-Me?
-Yeah.

00:58:36.291 --> 00:58:37.500 align:center
I'm the saboteur?

00:58:38.625 --> 00:58:40.416 align:center
Ugh, it's the other way around.

00:58:40.500 --> 00:58:44.666 align:center
Yeah. Ask him about how he reprimands me
anytime I buy Gaga something nice to wear.

00:58:44.750 --> 00:58:46.833 align:center
Doggie couture doesn't pay for itself.

00:58:46.916 --> 00:58:48.625 align:center
This is why I'm starting
my candle business.

00:58:48.708 --> 00:58:50.375 align:center
Right, Caribbean.

00:58:50.458 --> 00:58:53.500 align:center
You see that? See how he makes fun of me?

00:58:53.583 --> 00:58:57.583 align:center
Oh please… I'm on your side. I'm thrilled
you're starting your own company.

00:58:57.666 --> 00:59:00.541 align:center
Oh, right.
Sabine told me exactly how you operate.

00:59:00.625 --> 00:59:01.625 align:center
-Oh, Sabine?
-Yeah.

00:59:01.708 --> 00:59:03.958 align:center
Yeah. You frequently complain
when I spend your money,

00:59:04.041 --> 00:59:06.541 align:center
but secretly,
you want me dependent on you, Helmut,

00:59:06.625 --> 00:59:08.166 align:center
so you can control everything!

00:59:08.250 --> 00:59:10.791 align:center
Oh please, not this again.

00:59:10.875 --> 00:59:13.375 align:center
Are we talking about the same Sabine
who says I'm on the spectrum?

00:59:13.458 --> 00:59:17.375 align:center
Did you discover this "therapist"
on the ad board at the supermarket?

00:59:17.458 --> 00:59:19.291 align:center
Why don't you two just break up?

00:59:22.458 --> 00:59:23.583 align:center
Uh, pardon?

00:59:27.583 --> 00:59:29.250 align:center
Maybe Hakan's right.

00:59:29.333 --> 00:59:31.791 align:center
You've been fighting since you got here.

00:59:31.875 --> 00:59:32.875 align:center
And your poor dog

00:59:34.333 --> 00:59:35.833 align:center
is the victim of your egos.

00:59:38.500 --> 00:59:41.375 align:center
Yeah, so I thought that
we had come here for dog training.

00:59:41.458 --> 00:59:43.416 align:center
Yeah! Exactly.

00:59:43.500 --> 00:59:45.750 align:center
Instead he's just
breaking up our relationship.

00:59:45.833 --> 00:59:48.375 align:center
-Oh, sorry, but--
-I'm done listening to this nonsense.

00:59:48.458 --> 00:59:50.041 align:center
Amateur psychology.

00:59:50.125 --> 00:59:51.791 align:center
Come, Ziggy, we're going. Come.

00:59:51.875 --> 00:59:53.375 align:center
Coming, my love.

00:59:54.708 --> 00:59:57.833 align:center
Well, then, um, I'm leaving too.

00:59:58.541 --> 00:59:59.541 align:center
Come.

01:00:03.291 --> 01:00:04.333 align:center
Help him.

01:00:04.916 --> 01:00:06.750 align:center
Torsten, sit.

01:00:11.125 --> 01:00:12.041 align:center
It worked.

01:00:17.958 --> 01:00:19.541 align:center
Hakan, why are you mad at Roxy?

01:00:20.916 --> 01:00:22.250 align:center
Did she bite someone?

01:00:24.291 --> 01:00:25.791 align:center
She's not a biter.

01:00:25.875 --> 01:00:28.708 align:center
She wears a muzzle
even though she's not bitten anyone?

01:00:32.833 --> 01:00:35.458 align:center
Is this a form of punishment?

01:00:36.250 --> 01:00:38.083 align:center
It's her fault my brother is dead.

01:00:43.458 --> 01:00:48.000 align:center
Um, I, um… I need a break.

01:00:50.708 --> 01:00:51.791 align:center
Come, Torsten.

01:00:58.666 --> 01:01:00.000 align:center
What happened?

01:01:01.375 --> 01:01:02.791 align:center
What did Roxy do?

01:01:07.875 --> 01:01:11.125 align:center
It's a total disgrace what this crackpot
Celt is doing with all of us.

01:01:11.208 --> 01:01:13.041 align:center
It's nuts.
What kind of madman talks like that?

01:01:13.125 --> 01:01:16.416 align:center
I was suspicious of the whole Celtic
hocus-pocus from the beginning.

01:01:16.500 --> 01:01:17.958 align:center
I'm ready to leave. You?

01:01:18.041 --> 01:01:19.250 align:center
-Yeah, me too.
-Good.

01:01:20.250 --> 01:01:23.333 align:center
Come, Ziggy.
Gustl can return for the others later.

01:01:23.833 --> 01:01:25.541 align:center
You are absolutely right, my dear.

01:01:27.541 --> 01:01:29.541 align:center
How about you? Coming with us?

01:01:29.625 --> 01:01:31.416 align:center
Uh, I'm gonna stick around
for a little while.

01:01:31.500 --> 01:01:33.583 align:center
I want to practice some more with Torsten.

01:01:34.083 --> 01:01:35.291 align:center
Do what you want.

01:01:36.666 --> 01:01:39.041 align:center
That was very brave of you back there.

01:01:58.416 --> 01:02:00.375 align:center
Great. It's empty now.

01:02:00.916 --> 01:02:03.583 align:center
So, where do you think
they hid our phones? Any idea?

01:02:05.041 --> 01:02:08.250 align:center
I couldn't really search yesterday
because I ran into the owner.

01:02:19.708 --> 01:02:22.000 align:center
"Will the Reisinger Inn shut down?"

01:02:22.083 --> 01:02:26.500 align:center
"Innkeeper Simon Reisinger looks back on
the worst season in their long history."

01:02:26.583 --> 01:02:28.666 align:center
"'A miracle is what we need,'
said the young innkeeper,

01:02:28.750 --> 01:02:30.625 align:center
'I don't believe we can survive.'"

01:02:30.708 --> 01:02:32.000 align:center
My God, he's so handsome!

01:02:32.083 --> 01:02:34.125 align:center
Is he?
I only saw him covered in shaving cream.

01:02:34.208 --> 01:02:36.958 align:center
Wait a minute,
if you ask me, that's actually…

01:02:38.083 --> 01:02:39.208 align:center
-Nodon.
-Nodon.

01:02:49.291 --> 01:02:50.833 align:center
Come here, my friends.

01:02:54.833 --> 01:02:56.750 align:center
What a cunning bastard!

01:02:56.833 --> 01:03:00.500 align:center
He's putting on the mystical Celtic show
to rip us off.

01:03:00.583 --> 01:03:04.375 align:center
I don't know… just maybe he's attempting
to save the inn. You think?

01:03:04.458 --> 01:03:06.958 align:center
So what? It's still called fraud.

01:03:07.625 --> 01:03:08.958 align:center
What do we do now?

01:03:09.041 --> 01:03:11.416 align:center
Find our phones. Hm.

01:03:17.583 --> 01:03:19.500 align:center
Ugh, so many dead buffalo.

01:03:20.625 --> 01:03:21.541 align:center
Look here!

01:03:21.625 --> 01:03:22.916 align:center
RELIABLE QUALITY, EVERY SITUATION

01:03:23.708 --> 01:03:25.666 align:center
-Oh…
-Celtic toilet paper.

01:03:25.750 --> 01:03:26.833 align:center
Oh, Ziggy.

01:03:28.875 --> 01:03:30.291 align:center
Ugh.

01:03:33.250 --> 01:03:34.166 align:center
Found 'em!

01:03:34.250 --> 01:03:35.500 align:center
Oh, thank God.

01:03:37.750 --> 01:03:38.708 align:center
Oh…

01:03:38.791 --> 01:03:39.708 align:center
Oh…

01:03:40.416 --> 01:03:43.166 align:center
So, where exactly did you find
this highly-regarded Celtic dog trainer?

01:03:43.791 --> 01:03:45.083 align:center
The guy is a fraud.

01:03:45.166 --> 01:03:46.416 align:center
-Listen.
-No, you listen.

01:03:46.500 --> 01:03:48.541 align:center
I haven't made any progress
with this damn dog.

01:03:48.625 --> 01:03:50.708 align:center
I want you to postpone my TV appearance.

01:03:50.791 --> 01:03:52.000 align:center
Ursula, please.

01:03:52.083 --> 01:03:53.333 align:center
You can't say "please".

01:03:53.416 --> 01:03:54.791 align:center
You're the one who messed up here.

01:03:54.875 --> 01:03:58.125 align:center
And just the stress of all this hippie
nature BS is driving me insane!

01:03:58.208 --> 01:03:59.916 align:center
-You done?
-Yeah.

01:04:00.000 --> 01:04:01.541 align:center
I'm done with this.

01:04:01.625 --> 01:04:02.916 align:center
What were you thinking?

01:04:03.541 --> 01:04:06.416 align:center
Listen, Ursula. And don't
get mad at me, I'm only the messenger,

01:04:06.500 --> 01:04:09.666 align:center
but many people internally
doubt your suitability.

01:04:09.750 --> 01:04:11.000 align:center
And so,

01:04:11.833 --> 01:04:16.666 align:center
after your epic dog fail on TV,
they'd prefer a more reliable candidate.

01:04:16.750 --> 01:04:20.125 align:center
Someone who comes off as dependable,
with people and animals.

01:04:21.416 --> 01:04:22.958 align:center
Martin Weidenhuber.

01:04:25.291 --> 01:04:28.500 align:center
Ursula? I'm sorry, I really am.

01:04:32.708 --> 01:04:35.250 align:center
Hello? Ursula? You still there?

01:04:46.916 --> 01:04:48.541 align:center
This Nodon guy, I mean,

01:04:49.375 --> 01:04:50.958 align:center
-Simon…
-Simon, yeah.

01:04:51.791 --> 01:04:54.041 align:center
He said a lot of meaningless crap.

01:04:54.125 --> 01:04:57.041 align:center
What gives him the right to judge us?
He doesn't know us at all.

01:04:57.125 --> 01:04:58.125 align:center
Yup.

01:04:59.083 --> 01:05:01.250 align:center
Uh… Ziggy?

01:05:01.333 --> 01:05:02.500 align:center
Hm?

01:05:05.750 --> 01:05:06.750 align:center
I…

01:05:08.541 --> 01:05:10.708 align:center
I've been more and more afraid

01:05:11.500 --> 01:05:12.833 align:center
that you'll leave me.

01:05:14.958 --> 01:05:16.916 align:center
-What makes you think that?
-Well…

01:05:17.500 --> 01:05:19.750 align:center
You talk about building
that business on your own.

01:05:21.416 --> 01:05:23.041 align:center
That doesn't mean I want to leave you.

01:05:24.000 --> 01:05:25.500 align:center
-Hm.
-But I…

01:05:27.375 --> 01:05:29.541 align:center
I want to be able to have
some of my own success.

01:05:29.625 --> 01:05:32.125 align:center
I don't always want to feel so…

01:05:32.625 --> 01:05:36.708 align:center
small and… insignificant when I'm with
the smart and successful professor.

01:05:36.791 --> 01:05:40.375 align:center
Yeah, but Ziggy,
you're not small or insignificant.

01:05:40.916 --> 01:05:43.833 align:center
You have amazing qualities
I dream of having.

01:05:44.416 --> 01:05:46.916 align:center
You're incredibly open
with people everywhere.

01:05:47.000 --> 01:05:49.708 align:center
You live in the moment
with passion and joy.

01:05:49.791 --> 01:05:50.791 align:center
Hm.

01:05:51.333 --> 01:05:53.625 align:center
I hope you know how much you mean to me.

01:05:56.125 --> 01:06:00.791 align:center
Maybe I have to show that
more clearly and more often.

01:06:09.083 --> 01:06:10.375 align:center
Yes, please.

01:06:12.333 --> 01:06:13.333 align:center
It's funny.

01:06:13.958 --> 01:06:16.833 align:center
I was beginning to think that Gaga was
the only one that really loved me.

01:06:16.916 --> 01:06:18.625 align:center
Oh no.

01:06:19.250 --> 01:06:20.666 align:center
No, come on.

01:06:24.583 --> 01:06:25.583 align:center
Mm.

01:06:52.125 --> 01:06:53.333 align:center
Where's Nodon?

01:06:53.958 --> 01:06:55.416 align:center
He went to his hut with Heidi.

01:06:55.500 --> 01:06:57.666 align:center
Oh yeah, to his hut now, hmm?

01:06:57.750 --> 01:06:59.583 align:center
He's probably frolicking
naked in the grass,

01:06:59.666 --> 01:07:01.416 align:center
like all the old Celts used to do.

01:07:01.500 --> 01:07:02.333 align:center
Um, what?

01:07:04.875 --> 01:07:06.500 align:center
Nodon is a fraud.

01:07:06.583 --> 01:07:08.958 align:center
He's not Celtic.
He's just a normal Tyrolean.

01:07:09.041 --> 01:07:11.250 align:center
His name's Simon,
and he manages this place.

01:07:12.083 --> 01:07:12.958 align:center
Why do you think that?

01:07:14.000 --> 01:07:14.875 align:center
We exposed him.

01:07:14.958 --> 01:07:16.916 align:center
Mm-hmm. Can you prove it?

01:07:17.000 --> 01:07:18.000 align:center
Yeah.

01:07:19.083 --> 01:07:20.166 align:center
Come with us.

01:07:21.500 --> 01:07:22.500 align:center
No.

01:07:23.750 --> 01:07:24.666 align:center
No!

01:07:26.666 --> 01:07:28.875 align:center
Nodon is not a fraud. That's unbelievable.

01:07:30.250 --> 01:07:33.458 align:center
You don't have to believe us.
Just come in and find out for yourself.

01:07:33.541 --> 01:07:36.416 align:center
You know what?
You're making up lies about him.

01:07:36.500 --> 01:07:39.750 align:center
It's 'cause you're too stubborn to believe
what he said in that truth tent, isn't it?

01:07:39.833 --> 01:07:42.750 align:center
That has almost nothing to do with it.
Come inside and see for yourself.

01:07:44.208 --> 01:07:45.208 align:center
No.

01:07:53.041 --> 01:07:58.000 align:center
Once again, we see the structures
inherent in our patriarchal society.

01:07:58.583 --> 01:08:02.208 align:center
If I was a man, no one
would have been upset by my comment.

01:08:02.291 --> 01:08:06.291 align:center
However, women aren't allowed
to speak like that. Ever.

01:08:06.375 --> 01:08:08.083 align:center
Because we must be kind,

01:08:08.166 --> 01:08:12.333 align:center
warm, nice, motherly, and empathetic.

01:08:22.208 --> 01:08:24.125 align:center
Look, it's a Celtic tail.

01:08:28.666 --> 01:08:30.291 align:center
We'll expose this guy.

01:08:30.375 --> 01:08:31.666 align:center
Um… we can't be…

01:08:31.750 --> 01:08:35.000 align:center
We have to refrain-refrain from…
We can't be physically violent.

01:08:35.708 --> 01:08:38.166 align:center
Is that what you think of me?
I am not violent, I'm a policeman.

01:08:38.250 --> 01:08:39.666 align:center
No!

01:08:39.750 --> 01:08:40.750 align:center
Yes.

01:08:41.833 --> 01:08:42.958 align:center
So you'll have to arrest him?

01:08:43.041 --> 01:08:45.166 align:center
I wh… I'll make him come clean.

01:08:45.750 --> 01:08:47.208 align:center
Ah. Okay.

01:08:48.708 --> 01:08:50.916 align:center
And I'll give him a negative review.

01:08:51.000 --> 01:08:54.083 align:center
"With disdainful regards…"

01:08:54.583 --> 01:08:55.583 align:center
No.

01:08:57.291 --> 01:08:59.750 align:center
"With much contempt."

01:09:00.333 --> 01:09:01.333 align:center
No.

01:09:02.083 --> 01:09:06.458 align:center
"With sincere contempt,
Ursula Brandmeier."

01:09:07.041 --> 01:09:08.083 align:center
No turning back.

01:09:39.625 --> 01:09:40.875 align:center
Come on…

01:09:43.916 --> 01:09:45.166 align:center
Babs?

01:09:46.916 --> 01:09:47.916 align:center
Babs?

01:10:00.791 --> 01:10:01.625 align:center
You seen Babs?

01:10:02.458 --> 01:10:03.625 align:center
No.

01:10:04.666 --> 01:10:05.666 align:center
Too bad…

01:10:06.791 --> 01:10:08.708 align:center
Wait. Uh…

01:10:08.791 --> 01:10:11.125 align:center
-She just went up the mountain.
-Why would she do that?

01:10:12.250 --> 01:10:13.833 align:center
Probably to find her man Nodon

01:10:13.916 --> 01:10:16.750 align:center
and live happily
for the rest of their little hippie lives.

01:10:16.833 --> 01:10:18.625 align:center
-Hm.
-Oh God.

01:10:18.708 --> 01:10:21.416 align:center
A storm is coming.
We better go look for her.

01:10:22.458 --> 01:10:25.083 align:center
We? I mean, isn't that dangerous?

01:10:25.583 --> 01:10:26.583 align:center
Hm.

01:10:28.125 --> 01:10:29.791 align:center
I'm all about safety.

01:10:33.291 --> 01:10:36.250 align:center
You can stay here if you want.
I won't pressure any of you.

01:10:38.000 --> 01:10:39.500 align:center
I'm coming.

01:10:41.291 --> 01:10:44.875 align:center
Yeah. I can do something nice
for others now and then.

01:10:46.000 --> 01:10:47.750 align:center
Don't worry, Torsten.

01:10:47.833 --> 01:10:50.041 align:center
We will clear Nodon's name.

01:10:51.083 --> 01:10:53.500 align:center
The others have no idea
what they are talking about.

01:10:54.041 --> 01:10:55.833 align:center
Nodon was always good to us.

01:12:32.958 --> 01:12:34.375 align:center
Oh God.

01:12:38.041 --> 01:12:39.750 align:center
He lied. They were right.

01:12:58.125 --> 01:13:01.125 align:center
Hey, it's okay.
You can go back if you want.

01:13:01.208 --> 01:13:02.833 align:center
Roxy and I will keep going.

01:13:24.791 --> 01:13:27.333 align:center
Torsten, calm down.

01:13:27.416 --> 01:13:28.916 align:center
Torsten, stop it!

01:13:30.791 --> 01:13:32.458 align:center
We don't need Nodon anymore.

01:13:33.458 --> 01:13:35.250 align:center
We can make it on our own.

01:14:00.583 --> 01:14:01.416 align:center
Babs!

01:14:03.291 --> 01:14:04.750 align:center
-Ziggy!
-You're okay!

01:14:04.833 --> 01:14:06.166 align:center
I'm so happy we found you!

01:14:06.250 --> 01:14:09.583 align:center
We were so worried about you. Going up in
weather this bad is completely reckless!

01:14:09.666 --> 01:14:10.833 align:center
I'm sorry.

01:14:11.416 --> 01:14:14.333 align:center
And you guys were right,
Nodon is a total fraud.

01:14:14.416 --> 01:14:15.916 align:center
His hut is completely abandoned.

01:14:16.000 --> 01:14:17.708 align:center
You went up there?

01:14:19.333 --> 01:14:21.958 align:center
Torsten, that's enough. Now sit.

01:14:23.250 --> 01:14:24.250 align:center
Sit.

01:14:33.291 --> 01:14:35.083 align:center
So let's go now.

01:14:35.166 --> 01:14:38.458 align:center
Before we get struck by lightning
or the path is flooded or…

01:14:39.416 --> 01:14:41.291 align:center
Urschi!

01:14:44.250 --> 01:14:45.583 align:center
Urschi!

01:14:45.666 --> 01:14:47.458 align:center
Urschi!

01:14:47.541 --> 01:14:50.166 align:center
Urschi!

01:14:50.250 --> 01:14:52.750 align:center
Urschi!

01:14:52.833 --> 01:14:55.083 align:center
Oh no, no, no. Shit!

01:14:55.166 --> 01:14:56.583 align:center
So what do we do now?

01:14:57.416 --> 01:14:59.916 align:center
-We have to save her!
-I don't have phone service!

01:15:02.583 --> 01:15:05.125 align:center
Hakan. I bet Roxy can find her.

01:15:09.250 --> 01:15:11.416 align:center
Roxy, search! Search!

01:15:11.916 --> 01:15:13.750 align:center
Go, go, go!

01:15:18.250 --> 01:15:19.250 align:center
Wait, what?

01:15:19.750 --> 01:15:23.583 align:center
They went up the mountain in a storm?
Why would they do that? Are they crazy?

01:15:23.666 --> 01:15:25.708 align:center
Because your cover's been blown.

01:15:25.791 --> 01:15:29.250 align:center
They snooped in your room
and found all of your Celtic crap.

01:15:31.750 --> 01:15:34.708 align:center
They have no experience up there.
Come, Heidi.

01:15:34.791 --> 01:15:36.250 align:center
What are you doing?

01:15:36.916 --> 01:15:38.458 align:center
I'm going after them.

01:15:38.541 --> 01:15:39.958 align:center
Don't you die too!

01:15:41.875 --> 01:15:42.875 align:center
Roxy has a scent!

01:15:44.375 --> 01:15:45.375 align:center
Urschi!

01:15:47.458 --> 01:15:49.166 align:center
Urschi!

01:15:49.250 --> 01:15:51.291 align:center
-Urschi!
-Urschi!

01:15:51.375 --> 01:15:52.791 align:center
Urschi!

01:15:52.875 --> 01:15:54.125 align:center
Urschi!

01:15:56.750 --> 01:15:58.125 align:center
-You hear that?
-Yeah.

01:15:58.208 --> 01:15:59.458 align:center
That's Brenda.

01:15:59.541 --> 01:16:00.375 align:center
-Urschi!
-Urschi!

01:16:07.083 --> 01:16:08.083 align:center
Urschi.

01:16:10.750 --> 01:16:11.875 align:center
Oh my God.

01:16:12.416 --> 01:16:13.416 align:center
Oh!

01:16:14.541 --> 01:16:16.375 align:center
-Urschi.
-Oh no, Urschi.

01:16:16.458 --> 01:16:17.791 align:center
Are you okay?

01:16:18.666 --> 01:16:20.416 align:center
-Hey, you okay?
-Oh!

01:16:22.458 --> 01:16:23.666 align:center
I think so.

01:16:24.416 --> 01:16:26.416 align:center
-Ah!
-Hello!

01:16:28.750 --> 01:16:31.791 align:center
You wonderful… sweet girl.

01:16:31.875 --> 01:16:34.291 align:center
I'm sorry I dragged you into this mess.

01:16:34.375 --> 01:16:36.875 align:center
-Urschi, you look a little--
-Different.

01:16:39.375 --> 01:16:40.500 align:center
Uh…

01:16:47.583 --> 01:16:49.958 align:center
I remember how I know you now!

01:16:50.458 --> 01:16:54.250 align:center
This is Ursula Brandmeier,
the candidate for European parliament.

01:16:55.458 --> 01:16:56.833 align:center
Oh my God, yeah!

01:16:56.916 --> 01:16:59.375 align:center
She had that super awkward appearance
on that talk show.

01:16:59.458 --> 01:17:01.333 align:center
She's the dog hater.

01:17:01.416 --> 01:17:03.291 align:center
That's why she's so nasty to Brenda.

01:17:03.375 --> 01:17:05.958 align:center
Well, she may not like dogs,
but at least she's doing all this

01:17:06.041 --> 01:17:07.583 align:center
for her disabled friend.

01:17:08.958 --> 01:17:11.583 align:center
I… I don't have a disabled friend.

01:17:12.416 --> 01:17:14.208 align:center
Everything I told you was a lie.

01:17:15.375 --> 01:17:17.000 align:center
And Brenda is only with me because

01:17:17.083 --> 01:17:19.333 align:center
my advisor thought
it'd be good for my image

01:17:19.416 --> 01:17:21.375 align:center
if I had a shelter dog.

01:17:21.458 --> 01:17:23.708 align:center
What the heck is wrong with you?

01:17:23.791 --> 01:17:25.666 align:center
Why lie to us all?

01:17:26.458 --> 01:17:28.625 align:center
Babs, I'll explain it to you another time.

01:17:29.541 --> 01:17:30.916 align:center
Can you stand up?

01:17:33.500 --> 01:17:36.291 align:center
Ow! That hurts bad, it's my ankle.

01:17:36.375 --> 01:17:37.750 align:center
I can't move.

01:17:37.833 --> 01:17:39.750 align:center
Leave me here and send help,

01:17:39.833 --> 01:17:43.791 align:center
and if you don't hate me too much,
please take Brenda back with you.

01:17:44.541 --> 01:17:45.958 align:center
Nodon.

01:17:48.208 --> 01:17:50.708 align:center
-Is she the only one who's hurt?
-Yeah.

01:17:53.166 --> 01:17:55.083 align:center
When we get back,
we'll talk about everything.

01:17:56.416 --> 01:17:57.416 align:center
Okay.

01:18:00.541 --> 01:18:01.500 align:center
Ow!

01:18:02.166 --> 01:18:04.125 align:center
It's not broken. That's good.

01:18:06.291 --> 01:18:07.375 align:center
Ursula Brandmeier.

01:18:08.083 --> 01:18:09.958 align:center
I'm not completely sure of that,
Simon Reisinger.

01:18:12.708 --> 01:18:13.708 align:center
So how did you find her?

01:18:26.958 --> 01:18:28.750 align:center
Stupid idiots, all of you.

01:18:29.500 --> 01:18:31.750 align:center
If you really want to go off yourselves,

01:18:32.541 --> 01:18:33.583 align:center
be my guest.

01:18:34.083 --> 01:18:37.375 align:center
But it's another thing
to put your rescuers in danger.

01:18:38.541 --> 01:18:41.166 align:center
Um… I am really sorry.

01:18:41.250 --> 01:18:42.500 align:center
Yeah.

01:18:42.583 --> 01:18:45.125 align:center
We can put that on your tombstone, okay?

01:18:45.625 --> 01:18:47.625 align:center
-Let it go.
-Well, it's true.

01:18:47.708 --> 01:18:48.708 align:center
Thank you.

01:18:50.625 --> 01:18:53.333 align:center
-Well, it's not broken.
-Thank you.

01:18:53.416 --> 01:18:55.041 align:center
But it's badly sprained.

01:18:55.125 --> 01:18:56.083 align:center
-Oh.
-Hm.

01:19:04.541 --> 01:19:06.291 align:center
Yeah.

01:19:06.375 --> 01:19:08.000 align:center
I know you all are mad at me…

01:19:08.083 --> 01:19:11.041 align:center
Ziggy showed us a video
of your talk show appearance.

01:19:11.583 --> 01:19:14.250 align:center
So you'd rather kill yourself
than be like someone like me?

01:19:15.125 --> 01:19:16.125 align:center
Mm-mm.

01:19:17.666 --> 01:19:19.166 align:center
You know, I am very sorry, Babs.

01:19:20.000 --> 01:19:21.291 align:center
I didn't know you then.

01:19:21.375 --> 01:19:23.583 align:center
You prefer to pluck your eyes out then?

01:19:23.666 --> 01:19:24.666 align:center
Yeah.

01:19:26.250 --> 01:19:30.333 align:center
But what I really can't figure out
is that Simon also lied to you all,

01:19:30.416 --> 01:19:32.333 align:center
but you aren't canceling him.

01:19:36.708 --> 01:19:39.416 align:center
What was the whole
Lord of the Rings thing about?

01:19:39.500 --> 01:19:41.750 align:center
It was to save the farm.
It was the best chance.

01:19:41.833 --> 01:19:45.375 align:center
Yeah, showing off your six-pack,
and putting on a fake accent?

01:19:45.458 --> 01:19:46.458 align:center
Oh, please.

01:19:46.541 --> 01:19:48.875 align:center
You love it,
you love all of that mumbo jumbo.

01:19:48.958 --> 01:19:51.541 align:center
If he didn't go Celtic,
nobody would have even come.

01:19:51.625 --> 01:19:53.791 align:center
It's not all mumbo jumbo.

01:19:53.875 --> 01:19:56.125 align:center
I believe, just like the Celts,

01:19:56.208 --> 01:20:00.000 align:center
in an extremely deep bond
between dogs and people.

01:20:00.916 --> 01:20:03.458 align:center
Dogs have powers that can heal
the humans around them.

01:20:08.625 --> 01:20:09.625 align:center
But not all of them.

01:20:10.208 --> 01:20:12.541 align:center
Some of you humans are beyond help.

01:20:20.000 --> 01:20:20.958 align:center
Hm.

01:20:27.041 --> 01:20:29.666 align:center
Hakan, you can be very proud of Roxy.

01:20:33.375 --> 01:20:36.333 align:center
Don't you think it's time to forgive her?

01:20:38.625 --> 01:20:40.958 align:center
Uh, um… To forgive what?

01:20:41.875 --> 01:20:42.875 align:center
Hakan?

01:20:51.208 --> 01:20:54.458 align:center
My wife and I adopted Roxy
last year from my little brother.

01:20:55.791 --> 01:20:56.791 align:center
Emre.

01:21:00.958 --> 01:21:03.375 align:center
Emre always wanted to have
a big, strong dog.

01:21:03.958 --> 01:21:07.333 align:center
One that would be a companion,
as he worked as a security guard.

01:21:08.333 --> 01:21:09.291 align:center
So I gave him Roxy.

01:21:16.500 --> 01:21:18.541 align:center
One time, there was a break-in

01:21:18.625 --> 01:21:21.000 align:center
in the department store
where Emre was working.

01:21:24.250 --> 01:21:25.750 align:center
He attempted to catch the robbers.

01:21:25.833 --> 01:21:28.708 align:center
He assumed he could do it
with a big companion by his side.

01:21:31.125 --> 01:21:32.958 align:center
But Roxy wasn't any help.

01:21:34.125 --> 01:21:37.041 align:center
In fact, she ran off
and hid in the corner, while Emre…

01:21:43.125 --> 01:21:44.958 align:center
They knocked him down.

01:21:45.041 --> 01:21:47.083 align:center
He suffered a severe head injury.

01:21:48.250 --> 01:21:49.166 align:center
Mm.

01:21:52.833 --> 01:21:53.833 align:center
He passed away.

01:21:57.916 --> 01:22:00.750 align:center
At the hospital, he regained
consciousness for a moment,

01:22:00.833 --> 01:22:03.583 align:center
and I had to promise him
that I would take care of Roxy.

01:22:10.000 --> 01:22:11.500 align:center
How do I keep my word?

01:22:14.375 --> 01:22:17.333 align:center
It breaks my heart
every time I see this coward of a dog.

01:22:23.500 --> 01:22:25.250 align:center
Mm… Hakan,

01:22:26.416 --> 01:22:28.375 align:center
none of this is your fault.

01:22:28.458 --> 01:22:29.291 align:center
Yeah.

01:22:30.583 --> 01:22:35.250 align:center
And Emre also loved Roxy very deeply.

01:22:35.333 --> 01:22:37.833 align:center
Roxy's grieving Emre just as much.

01:22:38.666 --> 01:22:40.791 align:center
You both actually have so much in common.

01:23:09.125 --> 01:23:10.000 align:center
Whoa.

01:23:12.000 --> 01:23:13.208 align:center
It's not your fault.

01:23:46.583 --> 01:23:50.875 align:center
TWO MONTHS LATER

01:23:54.750 --> 01:23:58.291 align:center
Okay, stay. Very good, Torsten. Focus.

01:24:01.166 --> 01:24:02.541 align:center
That's very good. Good.

01:24:02.625 --> 01:24:04.666 align:center
-He seems to be doing well so far.
-Indeed.

01:24:04.750 --> 01:24:06.666 align:center
-Oh no, the ball.
-Uh-oh.

01:24:06.750 --> 01:24:08.791 align:center
Don't go for the ball.

01:24:10.250 --> 01:24:11.583 align:center
Super good.

01:24:11.666 --> 01:24:13.125 align:center
-Look, he's not interested.
-I know.

01:24:14.833 --> 01:24:16.583 align:center
-Aww, Torsten.
-Very good.

01:24:16.666 --> 01:24:18.750 align:center
Okay, Miss Schubert, that's the test.

01:24:18.833 --> 01:24:21.083 align:center
-I'll have your result for you shortly.
-Oh God.

01:24:22.375 --> 01:24:23.708 align:center
-Come, Torsten.
-And?

01:24:24.458 --> 01:24:25.958 align:center
She's calculating.

01:24:26.041 --> 01:24:28.500 align:center
-It'll take a few minutes.
-Oh, you were great.

01:24:28.583 --> 01:24:30.833 align:center
-Yeah.
-I think I made some mistakes.

01:24:30.916 --> 01:24:33.500 align:center
But it's not easy
with so many distractions.

01:24:33.583 --> 01:24:36.083 align:center
And besides, Torsten was probably nervous.

01:24:36.166 --> 01:24:40.708 align:center
Let's wait for the results to come in, hm?
By the way, Ziggy, before I forget.

01:24:41.833 --> 01:24:43.416 align:center
-Oh… Here.
-Oh.

01:24:43.500 --> 01:24:44.583 align:center
How sweet.

01:24:44.666 --> 01:24:47.125 align:center
Oh, look! Oh no.

01:24:47.208 --> 01:24:49.291 align:center
Thanks, Haki.

01:24:49.375 --> 01:24:51.583 align:center
Hey. Am I late?

01:24:51.666 --> 01:24:52.666 align:center
-Hey.
-Mwah.

01:24:52.750 --> 01:24:53.791 align:center
Well?

01:24:53.875 --> 01:24:54.916 align:center
Hello.

01:24:55.416 --> 01:24:56.458 align:center
-Hello.
-Well?

01:24:56.541 --> 01:24:57.708 align:center
Have you passed the test?

01:24:57.791 --> 01:25:00.791 align:center
She's still evaluating.
Then we get the results.

01:25:01.291 --> 01:25:03.458 align:center
-Where's Brenda?
-She's back at the shelter.

01:25:03.541 --> 01:25:05.000 align:center
-No.
-What?

01:25:05.083 --> 01:25:08.000 align:center
Just kidding, you dagdas.

01:25:09.041 --> 01:25:10.041 align:center
That's not funny.

01:25:10.125 --> 01:25:12.583 align:center
Now that I'm my own boss again,
Brenda goes everywhere with me.

01:25:14.333 --> 01:25:16.500 align:center
Well, my girl?

01:25:16.583 --> 01:25:19.125 align:center
I mean, you all know
how skeptical I was at first,

01:25:19.208 --> 01:25:20.541 align:center
but Simon really knows his stuff.

01:25:20.625 --> 01:25:21.458 align:center
Nodon.

01:25:21.541 --> 01:25:24.333 align:center
We agreed to call him "Nodon"
to maintain his magic.

01:25:24.916 --> 01:25:26.875 align:center
Nodon must keep helping more dogs.

01:25:26.958 --> 01:25:28.125 align:center
Absolutely.

01:25:28.208 --> 01:25:30.250 align:center
Here she comes with your results.

01:25:30.333 --> 01:25:32.666 align:center
Miss Schubert, you and Torsten…

01:25:34.833 --> 01:25:36.416 align:center
have passed, with flying colors.

01:25:37.583 --> 01:25:41.166 align:center
Ain't no mountain high enough

01:25:41.250 --> 01:25:44.958 align:center
Ain't no valley low enough

01:25:45.041 --> 01:25:48.416 align:center
Ain't no river wide enough

01:25:48.500 --> 01:25:51.291 align:center
To keep me from getting to you, babe

01:25:51.375 --> 01:25:55.041 align:center
Remember the day I set you free

01:25:55.125 --> 01:25:58.708 align:center
I told you
You could always count on me, girl

01:25:58.791 --> 01:26:00.791 align:center
From that day on…

01:26:06.208 --> 01:26:07.500 align:center
Ahh!

01:26:09.541 --> 01:26:13.750 align:center
Yeah, this is good, Emmi, is good.
It's very nice here.

01:26:15.000 --> 01:26:16.708 align:center
She's just like me.

01:26:16.791 --> 01:26:19.625 align:center
She always has something to say
and prefers a group.

01:26:19.708 --> 01:26:22.666 align:center
But Nodon is perfect
for the two of us, right, Emmi?

01:26:22.750 --> 01:26:26.625 align:center
And when I'm able to learn how to relax,
you'll relax too, right, girl?

01:26:26.708 --> 01:26:29.708 align:center
Oh, and what better place
to relax than here?

01:26:29.791 --> 01:26:30.875 align:center
Oh my God.

01:26:44.958 --> 01:26:46.958 align:center
Ooh, yeah

01:26:53.541 --> 01:26:57.041 align:center
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

01:26:57.125 --> 01:27:00.083 align:center
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

01:27:00.833 --> 01:27:04.708 align:center
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

01:27:04.791 --> 01:27:07.541 align:center
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

01:27:08.166 --> 01:27:09.375 align:center
Tonight

01:27:10.625 --> 01:27:13.208 align:center
I wanna give it all to you

01:27:15.000 --> 01:27:17.750 align:center
In the darkness

01:27:18.375 --> 01:27:21.500 align:center
There's so much I wanna do

01:27:22.458 --> 01:27:24.625 align:center
And tonight

01:27:25.625 --> 01:27:28.458 align:center
I wanna lay it at your feet

01:27:29.583 --> 01:27:32.583 align:center
'Cause, girl, I was made for you

01:27:33.333 --> 01:27:36.666 align:center
And, girl, you were made for me

01:27:38.208 --> 01:27:41.916 align:center
I was made for lovin' you, baby

01:27:42.000 --> 01:27:45.375 align:center
You were made for lovin' me

01:27:45.458 --> 01:27:49.375 align:center
And I can't get enough of you, baby

01:27:49.458 --> 01:27:52.916 align:center
Can you get enough of me?

01:27:53.000 --> 01:27:54.583 align:center
Tonight

01:27:55.500 --> 01:27:58.583 align:center
I wanna see it in your eyes

01:27:59.958 --> 01:28:02.583 align:center
Feel the magic

01:28:03.208 --> 01:28:06.625 align:center
There's something that drives me wild

01:28:07.208 --> 01:28:09.416 align:center
And tonight

01:28:10.458 --> 01:28:13.291 align:center
We're gonna make it all come true

01:28:14.416 --> 01:28:17.166 align:center
'Cause, girl, you were made for me

01:28:18.083 --> 01:28:21.166 align:center
And, girl, I was made for you

01:28:23.083 --> 01:28:26.750 align:center
I was made for lovin' you, baby

01:28:26.833 --> 01:28:30.000 align:center
You were made for lovin' me

01:28:30.083 --> 01:28:34.166 align:center
And I can't get enough of you, baby

01:28:34.250 --> 01:28:38.083 align:center
Can you get enough of me?
you, baby