WEBVTT 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:20.560 align:center I met Harper when I was five. 00:00:22.080 --> 00:00:23.120 align:center What's that? 00:00:23.200 --> 00:00:24.520 align:center It's a crocodile. 00:00:26.480 --> 00:00:27.680 align:center It's shit. 00:00:28.480 --> 00:00:30.280 align:center We've been best friends ever since. 00:00:32.680 --> 00:00:35.120 align:center - Nobody could come between us. - Stop it. 00:00:35.200 --> 00:00:37.439 align:center We've always been each other's ride or dies. 00:00:37.520 --> 00:00:38.760 align:center One, two, three! 00:00:40.720 --> 00:00:43.000 align:center We were super into romance 00:00:43.080 --> 00:00:45.360 align:center because we didn't have any in our own lives. 00:00:46.640 --> 00:00:48.240 align:center We liked to watch people. 00:00:48.320 --> 00:00:49.640 align:center Not in a creepy way. 00:00:49.720 --> 00:00:52.400 align:center "I swear to God, Jessica, you know I'm good for it." 00:00:53.240 --> 00:00:57.040 align:center "If you touch her again I'll fuckin' smash ya, ya cheatin' dog." 00:00:57.120 --> 00:00:59.000 align:center - "No babe, I'm fuckin'--" - "Kiss me." 00:00:59.080 --> 00:01:00.640 align:center Maybe in a creepy way. 00:01:02.840 --> 00:01:05.080 align:center I guess that's how the Incest Map came about. 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:09.519 align:center It was about who hooked up with who in our year and what they did. 00:01:13.440 --> 00:01:15.920 align:center Nobody knew about it. It was just me and Harper. 00:01:22.600 --> 00:01:24.160 align:center Some were hookups we'd seen... 00:01:32.520 --> 00:01:34.680 align:center Some were hookups we'd heard about. 00:01:35.280 --> 00:01:36.240 align:center Oh. 00:01:42.400 --> 00:01:45.800 align:center Amerie. Hello? 00:01:45.880 --> 00:01:49.200 align:center And some were hookups we hoped would come to pass. 00:01:51.040 --> 00:01:53.360 align:center Amerie! Stop staring at Dusty. 00:01:58.040 --> 00:01:59.520 align:center You're obsessed. 00:01:59.600 --> 00:02:01.000 align:center Destined. 00:02:02.800 --> 00:02:04.360 align:center I just don't get it. 00:02:05.920 --> 00:02:08.480 align:center We were going to own this year. Together. 00:02:10.480 --> 00:02:15.520 align:center Then, one minute we were at the festival, the next minute, the bitch blew it all up! 00:02:16.080 --> 00:02:19.440 align:center I don't need your life story, dear. Just tell me what happened today. 00:02:34.960 --> 00:02:38.120 align:center In the face! Cheese single in the face. 00:02:38.200 --> 00:02:39.560 align:center Mum! 00:02:41.840 --> 00:02:44.920 align:center Can you tell him to stop making dumb TikToks of me? 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:47.640 align:center Hang on. What's that? What's going on? What's all this? 00:02:47.720 --> 00:02:49.040 align:center It's makeup, Mum. God. 00:02:49.120 --> 00:02:51.600 align:center You look like you come from an unhappy family. 00:02:51.680 --> 00:02:54.680 align:center Hey. What, do you want people to think we don't love you? 00:02:55.280 --> 00:02:57.920 align:center Happy first day back, my sad-looking child! 00:02:59.280 --> 00:03:00.440 align:center Hey! 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:01.800 align:center Hello! 00:03:02.640 --> 00:03:04.680 align:center - You guys look cute as. - Thank you. 00:03:06.720 --> 00:03:07.600 align:center Where's Harper? 00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:11.000 align:center No idea. Bitch wasn't outside her house. Didn't answer her phone. 00:03:11.080 --> 00:03:14.480 align:center Weird. I haven't heard from her since the festival last week. 00:03:15.800 --> 00:03:20.240 align:center ♪ She gave you everything she had ♪ 00:03:20.320 --> 00:03:22.000 align:center ♪ But she was young and dumb ♪ 00:03:22.080 --> 00:03:24.280 align:center ♪ She'd just turned twenty-one ♪ 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:28.160 align:center ♪ She didn't care to hang around ♪ 00:03:28.240 --> 00:03:30.600 align:center ♪ So when the shit came down ♪ 00:03:30.680 --> 00:03:32.640 align:center ♪ Why she was nowhere to be found ♪ 00:03:32.720 --> 00:03:34.800 align:center ♪ You're such a delicate boy ♪ 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:43.080 align:center Nice car, Centrelink. 00:03:47.320 --> 00:03:49.280 align:center - What the fuck! - Fuck! 00:03:49.360 --> 00:03:51.400 align:center - Slut! - Rapist! 00:03:56.120 --> 00:03:57.760 align:center ♪ Yeah we're looking at you ♪ 00:03:57.840 --> 00:04:00.240 align:center ♪ Go, baby! Go, baby! ♪ 00:04:00.320 --> 00:04:02.160 align:center ♪ Aw, we're right behind you ♪ 00:04:02.240 --> 00:04:04.320 align:center ♪ Go, baby! Go, baby! ♪ 00:04:15.080 --> 00:04:18.760 align:center ♪ This for my day ones chilling And grinning, and whinging with me... ♪ 00:04:19.400 --> 00:04:21.360 align:center I forgot how much I hated it here. 00:04:21.440 --> 00:04:22.640 align:center Honey, we're home. 00:04:22.720 --> 00:04:24.839 align:center Yeah, but still no Harps. 00:04:25.760 --> 00:04:27.840 align:center You actually gonna speak to him this year? 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:29.560 align:center Nah, playing it cool. 00:04:29.640 --> 00:04:31.200 align:center Missing your fourth witch? 00:04:31.280 --> 00:04:32.840 align:center Piss off, Spider. 00:04:32.920 --> 00:04:35.520 align:center - Ooh! - Hey, Amerie. How're your holidays? 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:36.440 align:center Yeah, fine. 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:37.840 align:center Cool. 00:04:41.120 --> 00:04:42.560 align:center Dusty spoke to me! 00:04:45.000 --> 00:04:48.480 align:center "Dusty spoke to me." What a pick-me bitch. Also rude. 00:04:48.560 --> 00:04:49.680 align:center Maybe she didn't see us. 00:04:49.760 --> 00:04:52.160 align:center Oh, please. Check the material. 00:04:52.240 --> 00:04:55.080 align:center We are beautiful, exquisite jellyfish. 00:04:55.160 --> 00:04:56.400 align:center Of course they saw us. 00:04:58.040 --> 00:04:59.720 align:center - He didn't! - He's been here all summer. 00:05:01.200 --> 00:05:03.760 align:center - Do you know where head office is? - Head office... 00:05:05.000 --> 00:05:05.840 align:center Who's that? 00:05:06.760 --> 00:05:08.480 align:center Oh, fresh blood. 00:05:08.560 --> 00:05:09.800 align:center Handsome. 00:05:10.560 --> 00:05:13.080 align:center He's kind of cute. You know, I see it. 00:05:13.920 --> 00:05:14.760 align:center Hmph. 00:05:16.840 --> 00:05:20.240 align:center Oi! There's a fully-gacked sex map in the old stairwell. 00:05:20.320 --> 00:05:21.920 align:center It's called the Incest Map! 00:05:22.000 --> 00:05:23.240 align:center - What? - Sex map? 00:05:23.320 --> 00:05:24.320 align:center Oh, my God. 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:29.920 align:center Oh, shit. 00:05:31.280 --> 00:05:32.640 align:center Move. Hurry up. 00:05:37.880 --> 00:05:38.720 align:center No! 00:05:40.040 --> 00:05:41.840 align:center What in Kids Helpline? 00:05:47.880 --> 00:05:48.720 align:center A wristy! 00:05:51.920 --> 00:05:53.920 align:center Everyone who's fucked everyone. 00:05:54.000 --> 00:05:56.160 align:center Couldn't walk for three days. That's true. 00:05:58.680 --> 00:06:01.480 align:center - Cum queen! - Jenny got fisted! Jesus. 00:06:01.560 --> 00:06:02.880 align:center Mary Good's a screamer. 00:06:02.960 --> 00:06:04.400 align:center We knew that already anyway. 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:06.480 align:center Damn, check Sasha's body count. 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:10.960 align:center Oh, my God. What? 00:06:12.000 --> 00:06:15.200 align:center You scissored Greta Bathgate? Before or after we broke up? 00:06:15.280 --> 00:06:16.280 align:center I don't remember. 00:06:16.360 --> 00:06:17.600 align:center You don't remember? 00:06:17.680 --> 00:06:20.840 align:center I'm pretty sure we were on a break, but... Wait, Missy. 00:06:20.920 --> 00:06:22.280 align:center Nah, I need space, man. 00:06:23.000 --> 00:06:23.920 align:center Oh, shit. 00:06:24.800 --> 00:06:28.840 align:center Darren jerked you off? Nice bro. You into dudes now? 00:06:28.920 --> 00:06:30.000 align:center A little cheeky, huh? 00:06:30.080 --> 00:06:31.400 align:center Who said I'm a dude? 00:06:31.480 --> 00:06:32.520 align:center Why didn't you tell us? 00:06:33.080 --> 00:06:34.080 align:center It's okay. 00:06:37.120 --> 00:06:38.280 align:center Quinni, lazy kebab. 00:06:39.840 --> 00:06:44.560 align:center That's not true. What's a lazy kebab? Spider, what's a lazy kebab? 00:06:46.280 --> 00:06:47.560 align:center Has anyone seen Harper? 00:06:51.760 --> 00:06:55.480 align:center It's mostly kids from our year level. It must be someone that we know. 00:06:56.280 --> 00:06:58.760 align:center It's probably Spider or one of those idiots. 00:06:59.560 --> 00:07:00.880 align:center Most of it's bullshit anyway. 00:07:00.960 --> 00:07:02.120 align:center Was Greta bullshit? 00:07:03.440 --> 00:07:04.840 align:center It's so crazy, right? 00:07:07.280 --> 00:07:09.280 align:center Holy shit, is that Harps? 00:07:10.080 --> 00:07:11.960 align:center - God. Her hair. - Is she okay? 00:07:13.880 --> 00:07:15.120 align:center Pack it up, Eleven. 00:07:15.200 --> 00:07:18.080 align:center Harper. 00:07:18.800 --> 00:07:21.160 align:center Sit down, Amerie. 00:07:21.240 --> 00:07:22.600 align:center Yeah, it's weird. 00:07:37.000 --> 00:07:38.520 align:center I am a woke woman. 00:07:41.200 --> 00:07:43.880 align:center I enjoy sex as much as the next person. 00:07:44.920 --> 00:07:46.840 align:center - Really don't need to know that. - Yes. 00:07:47.320 --> 00:07:51.080 align:center But reputation is everything and this map 00:07:52.320 --> 00:07:54.960 align:center has jeopardized your reputations 00:07:55.040 --> 00:07:57.480 align:center and the reputation of our school. 00:07:57.560 --> 00:07:59.280 align:center - On the first day back. - Harper. 00:07:59.360 --> 00:08:02.560 align:center We are currently in the process of contacting 00:08:02.640 --> 00:08:06.200 align:center all the parents of everyone on this map 00:08:06.280 --> 00:08:12.360 align:center and have strongly suggested that there are to be no more parties, shindigs or gathos. 00:08:13.600 --> 00:08:15.840 align:center You don't have the right to do that, Miss. 00:08:15.920 --> 00:08:21.280 align:center Hey! Hey! Unsupervised parties equals alcohol. 00:08:21.360 --> 00:08:24.280 align:center Alcohol equals poor choices. 00:08:24.360 --> 00:08:26.840 align:center The risk-taking behaviors 00:08:26.920 --> 00:08:31.160 align:center outlined on this map are unacceptable. 00:08:31.840 --> 00:08:35.760 align:center Hartley High prides itself on being a safe environment. 00:08:36.880 --> 00:08:41.000 align:center But clearly this is a wake-up call that we are not doing enough. 00:08:41.600 --> 00:08:44.320 align:center Oh, and we will find out who did this. 00:08:46.799 --> 00:08:48.000 align:center Get to class. 00:08:49.360 --> 00:08:51.240 align:center Go. 00:08:51.760 --> 00:08:52.960 align:center Spider. Did you do it? 00:08:53.040 --> 00:08:55.720 align:center Harper! Oi! 00:08:55.800 --> 00:08:58.400 align:center Miss Wadia. Come with me. 00:09:03.720 --> 00:09:06.840 align:center Well, I've had quite the education this morning, Amerie. 00:09:06.920 --> 00:09:09.920 align:center "Wristy"? Oh, right. 00:09:10.800 --> 00:09:12.040 align:center "Doughy"? 00:09:13.640 --> 00:09:16.400 align:center I think I can work out "Tongue punch in the fart box." 00:09:17.520 --> 00:09:18.840 align:center I know it was you, Amerie. 00:09:18.920 --> 00:09:22.960 align:center One of our maintenance staff saw you in the stairwell multiple times. 00:09:24.360 --> 00:09:25.560 align:center Who else was in on it? 00:09:26.520 --> 00:09:28.520 align:center Your usual accomplice, Harper? 00:09:30.720 --> 00:09:32.160 align:center Nobody else was in on it. 00:09:33.720 --> 00:09:36.120 align:center Do you know who I just got off the phone with? 00:09:37.520 --> 00:09:41.400 align:center The Guardian, Amerie. The Guardian. 00:09:42.840 --> 00:09:43.680 align:center Okay? 00:09:43.760 --> 00:09:46.160 align:center Were all of these acts consensual? 00:09:46.800 --> 00:09:47.640 align:center I guess. 00:09:48.200 --> 00:09:50.320 align:center Are your mates using protection? 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:52.120 align:center I don't know. 00:09:52.200 --> 00:09:57.080 align:center Well, how can you know that Alyssa scissored Nina, 00:09:57.160 --> 00:09:59.800 align:center but not know if they're using contraception? 00:09:59.880 --> 00:10:02.440 align:center I don't think you have to use contraception 00:10:02.520 --> 00:10:04.520 align:center when you scissor someone, Miss. 00:10:04.600 --> 00:10:07.360 align:center I'd say that's a very dangerous assumption actually, Amerie. 00:10:08.240 --> 00:10:10.560 align:center What do we have to do to get through to you? 00:10:10.640 --> 00:10:13.080 align:center We've done the classes. We've watched the videos. 00:10:13.160 --> 00:10:18.280 align:center We've had the police consultants in. And yet, here we are with this map. 00:10:19.560 --> 00:10:23.800 align:center One foot out of line, one late slip, one phone infraction, 00:10:23.880 --> 00:10:26.960 align:center and I will expel you. Understood? 00:10:30.520 --> 00:10:31.640 align:center Can I go to class now? 00:10:31.720 --> 00:10:32.720 align:center Yes, you may. 00:10:32.800 --> 00:10:33.640 align:center - Okay. - Wait! 00:10:35.800 --> 00:10:39.440 align:center You call this the Incest Map. I'm assuming that's just a play on words 00:10:39.520 --> 00:10:40.440 align:center and not the actual-- 00:10:40.520 --> 00:10:41.720 align:center Play on words, Miss. 00:10:41.800 --> 00:10:45.800 align:center Okay, good. Now, get out of my office before I do expel you, 00:10:45.880 --> 00:10:48.280 align:center by the count of three. One, two, three! 00:10:52.080 --> 00:10:52.920 align:center God. 00:10:56.840 --> 00:10:59.880 align:center Why haven't you answered my texts? Oi! 00:10:59.960 --> 00:11:01.880 align:center Harp! Where have you been? 00:11:01.960 --> 00:11:07.200 align:center Firstly, your hair. Extreme, but I love. Secondly, Woodsy knows. 00:11:08.520 --> 00:11:11.120 align:center - I didn't tell her about you, don't worry. - I'm not worried. 00:11:11.200 --> 00:11:14.760 align:center Thirdly, Dusty spoke to me so we're pretty much dating... 00:11:14.840 --> 00:11:15.960 align:center I don't give a shit. 00:11:16.040 --> 00:11:19.640 align:center What's up with you? Hello. Didn't you hear me? I took the fall for you. 00:11:19.720 --> 00:11:21.240 align:center I didn't ask you to do that. 00:11:21.320 --> 00:11:23.760 align:center - Shut up. You're my best mate. - Not anymore. 00:11:23.840 --> 00:11:25.520 align:center - What are you talking about? - Fuck off. 00:11:27.080 --> 00:11:29.840 align:center - Okay, Harper, I don't get it. - Of course you don't. 00:11:29.920 --> 00:11:31.160 align:center Well, then tell me. 00:11:31.240 --> 00:11:34.160 align:center I said get off me. I'm fucking done with you! 00:11:34.240 --> 00:11:35.200 align:center Fight, fight, fight! 00:11:36.600 --> 00:11:38.400 align:center What the fuck, Harper? Stop! 00:11:41.200 --> 00:11:42.520 align:center Why are you doing this? 00:11:45.000 --> 00:11:46.160 align:center What's wrong with you?! 00:12:03.200 --> 00:12:05.240 align:center Yuck. Yuck, yuck, yuck. 00:12:14.360 --> 00:12:15.320 align:center Bloody love you. 00:12:15.400 --> 00:12:17.160 align:center We gotta stick together, yeah? 00:12:33.880 --> 00:12:36.760 align:center ♪ I'll die way before Methuselah ♪ 00:12:38.600 --> 00:12:41.320 align:center ♪ So I'll fight sleep with ammonia ♪ 00:12:43.560 --> 00:12:46.360 align:center ♪ And every morning, with eyes all red ♪ 00:12:49.520 --> 00:12:52.080 align:center Why'd she do it? Crazy bitch. 00:12:52.840 --> 00:12:54.760 align:center My mum's gonna kill me 'cause of her. 00:12:54.840 --> 00:12:57.560 align:center ♪ Can't help it if we're tilted ♪ 00:12:57.640 --> 00:12:59.920 align:center ♪ I'm actually good ♪ 00:13:00.000 --> 00:13:03.480 align:center ♪ Can't help it if we're tilted ♪ 00:13:05.600 --> 00:13:06.960 align:center Oi, Sash! 00:13:10.560 --> 00:13:11.880 align:center So you've picked her side? 00:13:12.520 --> 00:13:16.000 align:center Are you kidding me? Dude, everyone's pissed. 00:13:16.080 --> 00:13:18.680 align:center You broke people up. You outed people. 00:13:19.360 --> 00:13:21.640 align:center And all of that work Missy and I did to stay friends 00:13:21.720 --> 00:13:23.680 align:center after we broke up, that's fucked. 00:13:23.760 --> 00:13:25.400 align:center Doesn't mean anything now, because-- 00:13:25.480 --> 00:13:26.760 align:center Harper did the map too. 00:13:28.520 --> 00:13:30.080 align:center You know, it really shits me 00:13:30.160 --> 00:13:32.840 align:center when people can't own up to their own actions. 00:13:34.520 --> 00:13:37.960 align:center Look, I hope you're okay. I really do. 00:13:38.560 --> 00:13:40.520 align:center But that map is real dog, man. 00:13:40.600 --> 00:13:44.320 align:center And I just think you need to do some work on yourself. 00:13:44.400 --> 00:13:47.000 align:center Like, away from us. 00:13:56.120 --> 00:13:58.800 align:center Oh. Excuse me. Do you know what a "Lazy Kebab" is? 00:13:58.880 --> 00:14:01.440 align:center Uh-uh-uh. No. Stop asking people that. 00:14:02.280 --> 00:14:04.720 align:center Okay. I still don't understand what it is though. 00:14:05.720 --> 00:14:07.200 align:center It means giant flaps. 00:14:09.280 --> 00:14:10.400 align:center Flaps? 00:14:13.120 --> 00:14:15.400 align:center Oh! Like those sorts of flaps. 00:14:17.840 --> 00:14:21.520 align:center Spider hasn't seen them. I mean nobody has. 00:14:21.600 --> 00:14:25.240 align:center Who knows what that incel was thinking? Straight men are a mystery to me. 00:14:28.400 --> 00:14:29.840 align:center You can look at them for me. 00:14:30.720 --> 00:14:31.640 align:center What? 00:14:31.720 --> 00:14:32.560 align:center My... 00:14:34.200 --> 00:14:35.040 align:center flaps. 00:14:35.680 --> 00:14:36.840 align:center Deeply, no. 00:14:36.920 --> 00:14:38.760 align:center Okay, but what if they are huge? 00:14:38.840 --> 00:14:40.600 align:center Who cares? More room to put things in it. 00:14:40.680 --> 00:14:44.880 align:center Will the following students please meet at Classroom 5D: 00:14:46.280 --> 00:14:47.880 align:center Amerie Wadia, 00:14:49.560 --> 00:14:50.880 align:center Harper McLean, 00:14:51.560 --> 00:14:52.880 align:center Sasha So, 00:14:53.440 --> 00:14:55.120 align:center Missy Beckett, 00:14:56.320 --> 00:14:57.960 align:center Dustin Reid, 00:15:00.120 --> 00:15:01.800 align:center Spencer White, 00:15:03.120 --> 00:15:05.080 align:center Anthony Vaughn. 00:15:05.160 --> 00:15:06.840 align:center Sounds like a bunch of dickheads. 00:15:06.920 --> 00:15:08.760 align:center Darren Rivers. 00:15:08.840 --> 00:15:09.680 align:center Damn it. 00:15:09.760 --> 00:15:11.920 align:center -Quinn Gallagher-Jones. - What? 00:15:14.400 --> 00:15:16.560 align:center Douglas Piggott, 00:15:17.320 --> 00:15:19.080 align:center Malakai Mitchell. 00:15:21.840 --> 00:15:24.080 align:center Welcome, welcome. 00:15:24.880 --> 00:15:27.280 align:center Missy. Come on, Missy. 00:15:29.120 --> 00:15:31.840 align:center - Hi, Miss! - Get down. Thank you. 00:15:40.800 --> 00:15:45.720 align:center Map Bitch! 00:15:47.120 --> 00:15:48.240 align:center She's not responding. 00:15:48.320 --> 00:15:49.160 align:center Map Bitch. 00:15:52.880 --> 00:15:53.720 align:center What, cunt? 00:15:55.600 --> 00:15:56.800 align:center Nice to meet you too. 00:15:58.240 --> 00:16:00.040 align:center Come on, Douglas... 00:16:00.120 --> 00:16:02.720 align:center Oi, eshay bah! 00:16:03.480 --> 00:16:05.040 align:center How was stereo, brah? 00:16:05.880 --> 00:16:07.600 align:center Brah. 00:16:10.480 --> 00:16:12.000 align:center So cemetery tomorrow? 00:16:12.080 --> 00:16:12.920 align:center Yeah boy. 00:16:13.000 --> 00:16:14.280 align:center It's gonna be a rager. 00:16:14.360 --> 00:16:15.840 align:center Oi, uh, what's the cemetery? 00:16:15.920 --> 00:16:17.400 align:center None ya biz, bong water. 00:16:17.480 --> 00:16:21.000 align:center Okay. Settle down. Thank you. 00:16:21.080 --> 00:16:25.400 align:center Hi, everyone. I'm Miss Josephine Obah, but you can call me Jojo. 00:16:25.480 --> 00:16:28.640 align:center Kind of like, "Yo-yo," but J. 00:16:29.600 --> 00:16:33.280 align:center I'm an English teacher, so I know some of you. 00:16:33.360 --> 00:16:35.960 align:center But I'm sure you're all wondering why you're here. 00:16:37.160 --> 00:16:39.680 align:center Well, your names were on the map in the stairwell. 00:16:39.760 --> 00:16:41.480 align:center The one that's out of bounds. 00:16:41.560 --> 00:16:43.000 align:center Um, what map? 00:16:43.080 --> 00:16:46.480 align:center Okay, very funny. Look, peeps, we're not dumb. 00:16:46.560 --> 00:16:48.720 align:center We know a lot of you are sexually active, 00:16:48.800 --> 00:16:51.760 align:center but we're concerned this map demonstrates a real lack of respect 00:16:51.840 --> 00:16:55.000 align:center for one another when it comes to sexual relationships. 00:16:55.080 --> 00:16:56.960 align:center So we want to address it head-on. 00:16:57.040 --> 00:16:59.720 align:center This is a special class that aims to give you 00:16:59.800 --> 00:17:04.120 align:center clear and accessible information about sex and intimacy-- 00:17:04.200 --> 00:17:07.600 align:center A sexual literacy tutorial. 00:17:07.680 --> 00:17:10.400 align:center SLT. So we're sluts? 00:17:13.119 --> 00:17:15.800 align:center Sluts! Sluts! Sluts! 00:17:15.880 --> 00:17:17.920 align:center That's enough. Come on, everyone. 00:17:18.000 --> 00:17:20.839 align:center This class will go back to the basics on sex and-- 00:17:20.920 --> 00:17:25.760 align:center Because clearly, you all have a lot to learn in that department. 00:17:25.839 --> 00:17:28.640 align:center It'll happen twice a week, in your own time. 00:17:28.720 --> 00:17:29.560 align:center What? 00:17:29.640 --> 00:17:30.920 align:center Until-- 00:17:31.000 --> 00:17:34.680 align:center No, until we judge that you started to respect each other and yourselves. 00:17:34.760 --> 00:17:37.760 align:center You have to attend every class or it'll go on your permanent record. 00:17:37.840 --> 00:17:39.600 align:center Wait, we have permanent records? 00:17:39.680 --> 00:17:41.480 align:center This is sex jail! 00:17:41.560 --> 00:17:42.880 align:center Thanks a lot, Map Bitch. 00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:44.160 align:center - Oi! - Map Bitch. 00:17:44.720 --> 00:17:49.400 align:center Sorry. Um, it's actually my first day. I don't think I'm supposed to be in here. 00:17:49.480 --> 00:17:53.080 align:center Legend! Made it to the map before you even started! 00:17:53.160 --> 00:17:57.320 align:center - I think we should do the handshake game. - That's not the best one to start with-- 00:17:57.400 --> 00:17:59.400 align:center All right, everybody up! 00:17:59.960 --> 00:18:02.440 align:center Up. 00:18:02.520 --> 00:18:06.160 align:center Okay, now clear these tables to the side, please. 00:18:06.240 --> 00:18:10.320 align:center And lift them, don't scrape them along the floor. 00:18:15.040 --> 00:18:19.240 align:center Thank you. Now, I want you all to start walking around the room. 00:18:20.520 --> 00:18:24.680 align:center Come on. Walking. 00:18:24.760 --> 00:18:26.360 align:center Good, you know how to walk. 00:18:28.360 --> 00:18:35.040 align:center Now, I want you to choose three other people to start shaking hands with. 00:18:36.080 --> 00:18:38.680 align:center Shaking, shake... Good, you know how to shake. 00:18:40.560 --> 00:18:46.280 align:center Shaking. 00:18:47.240 --> 00:18:48.160 align:center And... 00:18:48.240 --> 00:18:49.360 align:center Cool! 00:18:49.440 --> 00:18:50.280 align:center ...stop. 00:18:52.720 --> 00:18:53.600 align:center Spencer, 00:18:54.960 --> 00:18:57.400 align:center you have genital crabs. 00:18:58.520 --> 00:18:59.680 align:center Checks out. 00:18:59.760 --> 00:19:02.680 align:center Not in real life, thank you, Darren, 00:19:02.760 --> 00:19:04.680 align:center for the purposes of this game. 00:19:04.760 --> 00:19:06.320 align:center Put your hand up, Spencer. 00:19:07.280 --> 00:19:08.720 align:center Hand up, Spencer. 00:19:11.080 --> 00:19:11.920 align:center Now. 00:19:13.480 --> 00:19:16.640 align:center Hands up, who shook hands with Spencer. 00:19:18.800 --> 00:19:21.400 align:center And who shook hands with them? 00:19:22.560 --> 00:19:24.360 align:center And who shook hands with them? 00:19:25.960 --> 00:19:27.200 align:center And them? 00:19:28.840 --> 00:19:32.360 align:center You all have genital warts. 00:19:33.040 --> 00:19:34.360 align:center I thought it was crabs? 00:19:34.440 --> 00:19:36.440 align:center Right. Crabs. Thank you, um... 00:19:37.000 --> 00:19:37.840 align:center Malakai. 00:19:37.920 --> 00:19:42.200 align:center Malakai. Thank you. You all have genital crabs. 00:19:43.240 --> 00:19:45.240 align:center Except for you, Amerie. Well done. 00:19:45.320 --> 00:19:48.320 align:center Now. What does this highlight the need for? 00:19:48.400 --> 00:19:50.600 align:center Stay away from Spider, he's chat. 00:19:50.680 --> 00:19:53.680 align:center - Fuck off, guys! - No! Condoms. 00:19:58.280 --> 00:20:00.000 align:center - Did you? Really? - Yeah. 00:20:00.080 --> 00:20:02.040 align:center What? No. 00:20:04.520 --> 00:20:08.440 align:center Hey, um, did we hook up? 00:20:09.280 --> 00:20:10.120 align:center No. 00:20:10.200 --> 00:20:12.320 align:center Yeah, I didn't think so, but it says here-- 00:20:12.400 --> 00:20:14.040 align:center It isn't anything, Dusty. 00:20:14.720 --> 00:20:18.000 align:center There's like a... It's like a gold line between our names? 00:20:18.080 --> 00:20:19.880 align:center Gold line means destined. 00:20:19.960 --> 00:20:22.040 align:center Yeah, like destined to be. 00:20:22.120 --> 00:20:23.480 align:center She wants you, Dusty. 00:20:27.720 --> 00:20:28.600 align:center Simp! 00:20:30.480 --> 00:20:32.600 align:center Seriously, what is this map about? 00:20:33.160 --> 00:20:34.720 align:center What did you do? 00:20:36.360 --> 00:20:39.200 align:center What are they gonna teach us that we don't already know? 00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:52.960 align:center Hey. 00:20:54.880 --> 00:20:56.040 align:center You okay? 00:20:57.280 --> 00:20:58.480 align:center Fuck right off. 00:21:11.840 --> 00:21:14.160 align:center Ah, the toilet lunch. I feel you. 00:21:17.120 --> 00:21:18.560 align:center I could've been taking a shit! 00:21:18.640 --> 00:21:21.280 align:center Well, eating and pooing messes with your digestive tract. 00:21:21.360 --> 00:21:23.240 align:center But I'm glad we've had this chance to talk. 00:21:23.320 --> 00:21:25.160 align:center Yeah, um, maybe not. 00:21:27.080 --> 00:21:28.160 align:center I know how you feel. 00:21:28.240 --> 00:21:29.760 align:center I seriously doubt it. 00:21:29.840 --> 00:21:32.520 align:center No. Listen, I do, because when I was in Grade 6, 00:21:32.600 --> 00:21:33.760 align:center I found a giant gumnut. 00:21:33.840 --> 00:21:36.080 align:center I was like, "Giant gumnut!" Was so excited, 00:21:36.160 --> 00:21:39.040 align:center showed everybody because it was the best gumnut I'd ever seen. 00:21:39.120 --> 00:21:42.040 align:center Turns out it wasn't. It was a piece of solidified dog shit. 00:21:42.120 --> 00:21:44.680 align:center I got called Giant Gumnut for the rest of the year. 00:21:45.240 --> 00:21:47.240 align:center So I'm guessing that's how you feel now. 00:21:48.640 --> 00:21:50.360 align:center Sorry, but can you leave me alone? 00:21:53.240 --> 00:21:55.480 align:center - Is this your 13th reason? - What? 00:21:56.040 --> 00:21:59.160 align:center Like, are you going to unalive yourself? 00:21:59.240 --> 00:22:00.280 align:center No. 00:22:00.360 --> 00:22:01.440 align:center Okay. 00:22:05.160 --> 00:22:06.240 align:center What do you want? 00:22:06.320 --> 00:22:08.400 align:center I just need someone to look at my vagina. 00:22:08.480 --> 00:22:12.240 align:center Oh. No. 00:22:13.080 --> 00:22:16.480 align:center I mean, it is your fault in a way, so if you could just look at it 00:22:16.560 --> 00:22:19.720 align:center and tell me if I have a normal kebab or not. Amerie! 00:22:21.040 --> 00:22:24.080 align:center I love it when toxic bitches enter their flop era. 00:22:24.160 --> 00:22:26.360 align:center You can't say that, that's really mean. 00:22:26.440 --> 00:22:28.480 align:center She put your flaps on the map. 00:22:28.560 --> 00:22:32.320 align:center Yeah, I know. But Spider told everyone. So he's the asshole, not her. 00:22:32.440 --> 00:22:36.120 align:center I love you, but that girl has literally never acknowledged our existence. 00:22:36.200 --> 00:22:39.000 align:center So? Haven't you ever felt like a complete reject? 00:22:39.760 --> 00:22:41.720 align:center Come on, we've got maths. 00:22:44.960 --> 00:22:47.920 align:center This is supposed to be the new syllabus, but this is... Wow! 00:22:48.000 --> 00:22:49.880 align:center It's outdated, it's heteronormative-- 00:22:49.960 --> 00:22:51.880 align:center Yeah, well, it's what we've got. 00:22:51.960 --> 00:22:55.360 align:center Stacy, we have to be clear and honest about sex, otherwise-- 00:22:55.440 --> 00:22:57.800 align:center Yeah, well we can't be seen to encourage it. 00:22:57.880 --> 00:22:59.640 align:center But they're already doing it. 00:23:01.440 --> 00:23:02.360 align:center Yes, but... 00:23:04.280 --> 00:23:07.680 align:center We're the lowest ranking high school in this district. 00:23:07.760 --> 00:23:12.040 align:center If I don't get our enrollments up next year, then we'll have our funding slashed. 00:23:12.120 --> 00:23:17.320 align:center Look, I hear you. I do. But, honestly, I don't think this is going to fix it. 00:23:17.920 --> 00:23:20.760 align:center Please. Can we just give it a go? 00:23:21.680 --> 00:23:22.760 align:center Jojo? 00:23:23.680 --> 00:23:26.160 align:center Give it a go, Jojo. 00:23:27.800 --> 00:23:29.600 align:center ♪ Give it a go, Jojo ♪ 00:23:30.800 --> 00:23:33.080 align:center ♪ You'll never know, Jojo ♪ 00:23:33.160 --> 00:23:36.600 align:center ♪ Until you give it a go, Jojo ♪ 00:23:39.560 --> 00:23:40.720 align:center Yeah. 00:23:40.800 --> 00:23:41.960 align:center Hey, Amerie. 00:23:43.480 --> 00:23:44.720 align:center Amerie? Hey! 00:23:45.960 --> 00:23:47.080 align:center Hey, tough day, huh? 00:23:48.040 --> 00:23:52.920 align:center Just between us girls, I thought your map was quite beautiful. Poetic, even. 00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:56.240 align:center This constellation of connection between you all. 00:23:56.720 --> 00:23:57.560 align:center Thanks. 00:23:58.040 --> 00:24:00.240 align:center And just remember, high school... 00:24:01.280 --> 00:24:03.400 align:center Yeah, it mostly sucks. 00:24:03.480 --> 00:24:06.520 align:center But it's one time in your life. You're gonna be okay. 00:24:06.600 --> 00:24:07.960 align:center Hope you know that. 00:24:09.560 --> 00:24:10.960 align:center Are you wagging school? 00:24:11.040 --> 00:24:12.600 align:center No. Yeah. 00:24:13.200 --> 00:24:14.040 align:center Bye. 00:24:17.920 --> 00:24:19.520 align:center - Oi, Amerie! - Bugger off! 00:24:19.600 --> 00:24:22.880 align:center No, no, no, I was just gonna say... Psycho Map Bitch! 00:24:25.280 --> 00:24:26.280 align:center Oh. 00:24:27.880 --> 00:24:33.160 align:center ♪ There's gasoline in your heart ♪ 00:24:33.240 --> 00:24:37.280 align:center ♪ There's fire in mine ♪ 00:24:38.840 --> 00:24:44.520 align:center ♪ I know I'm never gonna light you ♪ 00:24:45.480 --> 00:24:51.400 align:center ♪ But there's always night time ♪ 00:24:51.480 --> 00:24:56.080 align:center ♪ I wish it wasn't just the night time ♪ 00:24:56.760 --> 00:25:01.720 align:center ♪ I wish it wasn't just the night time ♪ 00:25:02.360 --> 00:25:06.240 align:center ♪ I wish it wasn't just the night time ♪ 00:25:12.960 --> 00:25:14.920 align:center Thanks for coming by. 00:25:15.000 --> 00:25:17.280 align:center I gotta go to training, so I'll see you later. 00:26:05.200 --> 00:26:09.680 align:center It's embarrassing, really. Both my parents are stockbrokers, 00:26:09.760 --> 00:26:12.520 align:center but I really want to earn my own cash, 00:26:12.600 --> 00:26:14.600 align:center learn a little bit about business acumen 00:26:14.680 --> 00:26:17.040 align:center from someone who knows the ropes, like yourself. 00:26:17.120 --> 00:26:18.240 align:center Is that right? 00:26:18.320 --> 00:26:22.240 align:center Uh, I heard a rumor that there's been a ban on hiring students 00:26:22.320 --> 00:26:24.200 align:center from Hartley High at the moment? 00:26:24.280 --> 00:26:27.200 align:center That school's disgraceful. Did you see the news today? 00:26:27.280 --> 00:26:30.520 align:center Uh, I did. It's disgusting. 00:26:30.600 --> 00:26:33.800 align:center I like your vibe, Darren. I'm going to give you a trial run. 00:26:33.880 --> 00:26:34.840 align:center How about tomorrow? 00:26:34.920 --> 00:26:37.040 align:center Are you serious? Sick. 00:26:38.160 --> 00:26:40.880 align:center I mean, uh, that sounds delightful. 00:26:49.920 --> 00:26:52.440 align:center Give me bullet points. I'll work out the book club. 00:26:52.520 --> 00:26:55.720 align:center - Hey, babe. How was school? - Illuminating. 00:26:55.800 --> 00:26:57.880 align:center - You're around tonight? - Why? 00:26:58.360 --> 00:27:01.680 align:center Nothing, just the boys are coming over to watch the game is all. 00:27:01.760 --> 00:27:04.440 align:center Mmm. Okay and you want me to not be around? 00:27:04.520 --> 00:27:06.960 align:center He always assumes the worst. 00:27:07.040 --> 00:27:08.600 align:center They. They. 00:27:10.640 --> 00:27:14.360 align:center They! They always assume the worst. 00:27:14.440 --> 00:27:17.240 align:center This again. I mean, it's exactly my point. 00:27:17.320 --> 00:27:20.280 align:center My mates can't be expected to get their heads around this stuff. 00:27:20.360 --> 00:27:21.520 align:center Sorry, what stuff? 00:27:21.600 --> 00:27:22.960 align:center The linguistics. 00:27:23.040 --> 00:27:27.520 align:center "Them." "They." It doesn't make any sense. You know you're not two people, right? 00:27:27.600 --> 00:27:29.560 align:center Besides, it breaks all the rules of grammar. 00:27:29.640 --> 00:27:33.320 align:center Lucky for you, Bobby, I'm actually focusing on making less and less sense. 00:27:33.400 --> 00:27:34.480 align:center I don't... What? 00:27:34.560 --> 00:27:36.560 align:center Change only comes by breaking the rules 00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:39.280 align:center and I'm allowed to change myself at any moment. 00:27:39.360 --> 00:27:41.280 align:center Is it really that big a deal? 00:27:42.040 --> 00:27:46.360 align:center You know, there are children, as we speak, dying in Ethiopia, man. 00:27:46.440 --> 00:27:48.840 align:center - Are you hearing this? - Leave me out of it. 00:27:48.920 --> 00:27:52.960 align:center Jesus Christ, Mum. I swear to God, you are dick-natized by his pink dick. 00:27:53.040 --> 00:27:55.520 align:center - Whoa! - Like your father was any better. 00:27:56.320 --> 00:27:58.840 align:center There you go. Why don't you stay with him tonight? 00:27:58.920 --> 00:28:00.240 align:center No. 00:28:00.320 --> 00:28:02.360 align:center Problem solved, honey. Problem solved. 00:28:02.920 --> 00:28:05.320 align:center So I have to leave? 00:28:05.400 --> 00:28:09.200 align:center Do you really want to watch footy with these dumb-dumbs? Huh? 00:28:12.040 --> 00:28:13.560 align:center Enjoy your chicken sandwiches. 00:28:13.640 --> 00:28:16.200 align:center - Honey, just come-- - Love you too. Enjoy the game! 00:28:16.280 --> 00:28:18.320 align:center All right, let him go. He's fine. 00:28:23.280 --> 00:28:25.000 align:center - Hello, Am. - Hey, Justin. 00:28:25.080 --> 00:28:26.600 align:center - How are ya? - Ah. 00:28:27.160 --> 00:28:30.480 align:center Yeah, I'm good. Um, just wondering if Harper's home. 00:28:31.040 --> 00:28:33.360 align:center Uh... No, didn't you see her at school today? 00:28:33.440 --> 00:28:34.280 align:center Yes. 00:28:35.200 --> 00:28:37.760 align:center But, um, we sort of... 00:28:40.000 --> 00:28:42.480 align:center beat the shit out of each other. 00:28:42.560 --> 00:28:43.480 align:center Again? 00:28:46.240 --> 00:28:48.760 align:center Well makes sense. Mercury is in retrograde, so... 00:28:50.600 --> 00:28:52.720 align:center Don't worry. You'll work it out. Always do. 00:28:52.800 --> 00:28:55.240 align:center Yeah, totally. Um... 00:28:57.080 --> 00:28:58.160 align:center So, is she here? 00:28:58.240 --> 00:28:59.560 align:center I don't know where she is. 00:29:04.920 --> 00:29:09.080 align:center Okay, um, well, thanks anyway, J-Dog. 00:29:09.160 --> 00:29:10.120 align:center Okay. 00:29:10.200 --> 00:29:12.280 align:center - See ya around. - See ya. Take it ease. 00:29:13.520 --> 00:29:14.360 align:center I'll try. 00:29:26.800 --> 00:29:27.640 align:center Dinner's on. 00:29:27.720 --> 00:29:28.680 align:center Lovely. 00:29:30.400 --> 00:29:32.120 align:center - I'll start. - Go on. 00:29:34.160 --> 00:29:38.280 align:center Today, I'm grateful that we'll be getting to know Harper for the next little while. 00:29:40.440 --> 00:29:42.920 align:center I'm grateful for finally getting my tax return in. 00:29:45.280 --> 00:29:46.120 align:center I dunno. 00:29:46.840 --> 00:29:48.920 align:center Come on, sweetheart. Just one thing? 00:29:49.600 --> 00:29:54.400 align:center Uh... Well, I'm grateful for antibiotics because I have a really bad UTI. 00:29:55.880 --> 00:29:56.960 align:center Can I have a UTI? 00:29:57.040 --> 00:29:58.720 align:center - No. - No, you can't. 00:30:00.920 --> 00:30:01.960 align:center Right hand. 00:30:02.920 --> 00:30:04.440 align:center That's the Devil's hand. 00:30:07.680 --> 00:30:08.680 align:center Thank you. 00:30:17.640 --> 00:30:19.280 align:center ♪ Makin' my way downtown ♪ 00:30:19.360 --> 00:30:22.680 align:center ♪ Walkin' fast, faces pass And I'm homebound ♪ 00:30:27.600 --> 00:30:29.320 align:center ♪ Starin' blankly ahead ♪ 00:30:29.400 --> 00:30:34.520 align:center ♪ Just makin' my way Makin' a way through the crowd ♪ 00:30:39.360 --> 00:30:40.400 align:center ♪ And I need you ♪ 00:30:41.840 --> 00:30:42.960 align:center ♪ And I miss you ♪ 00:30:44.440 --> 00:30:46.600 align:center ♪ And now I wonder... ♪ 00:30:50.440 --> 00:30:51.640 align:center Fuck. 00:30:52.800 --> 00:30:57.160 align:center ♪ Do you think time would pass me by? ♪ 00:30:57.760 --> 00:30:58.960 align:center ♪ 'Cause you know-- ♪ 00:31:01.320 --> 00:31:02.760 align:center Too many schools have relied 00:31:02.840 --> 00:31:06.400 align:center upon pornography being the default educator for too long. 00:31:06.480 --> 00:31:08.920 align:center And this is clearly the case with Hartley High, 00:31:09.000 --> 00:31:11.840 align:center one of our many high schools in need of a new curriculum. 00:31:12.400 --> 00:31:15.200 align:center Where have you been?! I've been trying to call you! 00:31:15.680 --> 00:31:17.600 align:center Your school was on the bloody news! 00:31:17.680 --> 00:31:19.120 align:center - So. - So? 00:31:19.200 --> 00:31:23.240 align:center You made an offensive map, got into a fight, defaced school property twice, 00:31:23.320 --> 00:31:24.280 align:center you wagged school-- 00:31:24.360 --> 00:31:26.520 align:center I couldn't stay there. You don't understand. 00:31:26.600 --> 00:31:28.400 align:center I do. We need to talk about sex. 00:31:28.480 --> 00:31:31.280 align:center - We need to talk about sex right now. - Oh, no! No. 00:31:31.360 --> 00:31:33.200 align:center - You're grounded! - We don't do that! 00:31:33.280 --> 00:31:35.680 align:center We're doing that. We are so doing that! 00:31:47.280 --> 00:31:48.120 align:center Hey, cutie. 00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:49.640 align:center Where's my uniform? 00:31:54.240 --> 00:31:55.600 align:center Can I stay the night? 00:31:56.640 --> 00:31:58.520 align:center They're not letting guests stay over. 00:31:59.080 --> 00:32:00.440 align:center Wasn't an issue last week. 00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:03.520 align:center Yeah, that's before you took off and stole my shit. 00:32:07.760 --> 00:32:09.400 align:center Where's that Maneki Fortune cat? 00:32:10.840 --> 00:32:11.680 align:center What's that? 00:32:14.240 --> 00:32:15.240 align:center Mmm. 00:32:17.000 --> 00:32:18.640 align:center You should probably go. 00:32:19.400 --> 00:32:21.680 align:center That's fine. That's fine, Jacob. 00:32:21.760 --> 00:32:25.680 align:center Your room smells like cum-socks and corn chip farts anyway. 00:32:25.760 --> 00:32:26.600 align:center What? 00:32:28.320 --> 00:32:29.200 align:center What?! 00:33:15.000 --> 00:33:17.480 align:center Follow these steps for a new you. 00:33:17.560 --> 00:33:18.800 align:center One, change your look. 00:33:19.840 --> 00:33:22.680 align:center Be careful when trying to drastically change your look. 00:33:22.760 --> 00:33:25.480 align:center Once you go there, sometimes you can't go back. 00:33:36.280 --> 00:33:38.520 align:center I've got laundry to hang out. 00:33:38.600 --> 00:33:41.040 align:center Are you planning to spend all of Saturday in bed? 00:33:43.080 --> 00:33:45.280 align:center Oh. You cut your own fringe? 00:33:46.040 --> 00:33:47.480 align:center Hashtag major disaster? 00:33:48.880 --> 00:33:50.560 align:center No? Nothing? Okay. 00:34:06.120 --> 00:34:07.800 align:center That's a good burger. 00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:09.880 align:center You haven't even touched your chip bits. 00:34:09.960 --> 00:34:10.800 align:center I'm not hungry. 00:34:11.600 --> 00:34:12.960 align:center I thought this would cheer you up. 00:34:13.040 --> 00:34:15.320 align:center I'm once again asking you to homeschool me. 00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:19.360 align:center And I'm once again telling you no. May as well take the chips. 00:34:19.440 --> 00:34:22.800 align:center Only deal you're gonna get. Be right back. Good chat. 00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:29.280 align:center That's extra sweet and sour sauce for an extra sweet and sour babe. 00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:31.320 align:center - Have a nice day. - Thank you. 00:34:35.040 --> 00:34:37.320 align:center Oi! No way, Adlay. No freebies. 00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:38.239 align:center It's mine. 00:34:38.320 --> 00:34:40.080 align:center - You're a delivery driver? - Yeah. 00:34:40.639 --> 00:34:44.120 align:center It's good cover and that. And I do a deal on Thursdays, you know. 00:34:44.199 --> 00:34:46.520 align:center Half-price ketamine with any family meal combo. 00:34:48.280 --> 00:34:49.880 align:center Are you serious? 00:34:49.960 --> 00:34:50.800 align:center No. 00:34:51.360 --> 00:34:53.600 align:center Okay, the eshay has a sense of humor. 00:34:54.280 --> 00:34:57.320 align:center Oi! If anyone asks, I go to Brunos, yeah? 00:34:59.880 --> 00:35:02.840 align:center - You, um, going to the cemetery tonight? - Uh, yeah. 00:35:03.600 --> 00:35:05.280 align:center Man. See ya there. 00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:06.240 align:center See ya. 00:35:14.320 --> 00:35:17.920 align:center Look at the bangs on you, Map Bitch. 00:35:18.000 --> 00:35:21.800 align:center ♪ Not the bayang, the bayang ♪ 00:35:21.880 --> 00:35:24.920 align:center ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:28.520 align:center - Excuse me. Can I order? - Oh, God, this is just too pathetic. 00:35:30.200 --> 00:35:32.160 align:center Someone's going to be right with you. 00:35:33.520 --> 00:35:35.560 align:center 'Sup, Dora? 00:35:40.760 --> 00:35:42.520 align:center Do you want me to fix that for you? 00:35:46.280 --> 00:35:47.160 align:center Please. 00:35:51.000 --> 00:35:53.880 align:center It's bad, isn't it? Like irreversible bad? 00:35:54.920 --> 00:35:57.400 align:center Nah, I shaved off both my eyebrows and they grew back. 00:35:58.000 --> 00:35:59.240 align:center Yeah, way less shit. 00:36:01.040 --> 00:36:03.680 align:center More like heaps less shit, thanks. 00:36:04.320 --> 00:36:05.880 align:center Why did Harper punch you in the face? 00:36:08.640 --> 00:36:09.760 align:center I don't really know. 00:36:09.840 --> 00:36:11.320 align:center You must have done something. 00:36:11.920 --> 00:36:16.640 align:center We went to a music festival last week. And after that, she just went ghost. 00:36:20.760 --> 00:36:23.560 align:center This is classic VIP shit! 00:36:25.200 --> 00:36:27.200 align:center Fuck it, I'm getting another drink. 00:36:29.000 --> 00:36:30.280 align:center You got into a fight? 00:36:31.080 --> 00:36:34.360 align:center Yeah, but I can't remember what it was about. We always fight. 00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:35.960 align:center When's Harper's birthday? 00:36:36.040 --> 00:36:37.120 align:center November 21. 00:36:37.200 --> 00:36:39.080 align:center Uh-huh. Scorpio. Unsubscribe. 00:36:39.920 --> 00:36:40.760 align:center What's yours? 00:36:41.480 --> 00:36:42.320 align:center I'm a Virgo. 00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:44.560 align:center Mmm. I'm an Aquarius. Quinni's a Libra. 00:36:44.640 --> 00:36:45.840 align:center Are we compatible? 00:36:46.400 --> 00:36:48.680 align:center Not all queer people are astrology experts. 00:36:48.760 --> 00:36:49.640 align:center Oh. Sorry. 00:36:49.720 --> 00:36:52.520 align:center I'm kidding, we are. I'm going to need your time of birth 00:36:52.600 --> 00:36:55.600 align:center because if you are a Leo Moon, I'm not messing with you. 00:36:58.160 --> 00:36:59.160 align:center Do you feel sad? 00:37:00.240 --> 00:37:02.480 align:center - Yeah. - What do feel saddest about? 00:37:02.560 --> 00:37:05.320 align:center That you're no longer popular, Harper doesn't want to be friends, 00:37:05.400 --> 00:37:06.760 align:center everyone knows you did the map, 00:37:06.840 --> 00:37:08.360 align:center or that we're all in sex prison now? 00:37:08.440 --> 00:37:10.280 align:center - Or-- - Mm-mmm. Quinni... 00:37:14.320 --> 00:37:15.640 align:center - Try scream therapy. - Huh? 00:37:16.360 --> 00:37:17.200 align:center Scream therapy. 00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:20.440 align:center - You scream your frustrations to the moon. - No. 00:37:20.520 --> 00:37:23.480 align:center Yes! You should. It's helped me before. Come on, let's go. 00:37:23.560 --> 00:37:25.600 align:center Okay, we're doing it. 00:37:31.080 --> 00:37:33.360 align:center My best friend dumped me! 00:37:35.720 --> 00:37:38.400 align:center - Damn, that actually felt good. - Told you. 00:37:42.280 --> 00:37:43.600 align:center Oh. Um... 00:37:45.840 --> 00:37:47.960 align:center I'm a reject! 00:37:51.840 --> 00:37:54.840 align:center I have a lazy kebab vagina! 00:37:55.440 --> 00:37:59.560 align:center Right. I'm really sorry about that. I should never have put it on the map. 00:37:59.640 --> 00:38:00.600 align:center Spider's a lying dick. 00:38:00.680 --> 00:38:03.440 align:center Oh. It's okay. I'm not upset about it anymore. 00:38:03.520 --> 00:38:05.440 align:center I just wanted to know if my flaps were too big. 00:38:06.000 --> 00:38:07.040 align:center They can't be too big. 00:38:07.120 --> 00:38:09.360 align:center My research led me to believe so too. 00:38:10.000 --> 00:38:11.840 align:center I'll still look at them if you want me to. 00:38:13.400 --> 00:38:15.240 align:center Nah, I'm good. 00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:17.040 align:center I used to think you were a bitch. 00:38:17.120 --> 00:38:20.160 align:center But getting knocked off your high horse really suits you. 00:38:20.240 --> 00:38:23.440 align:center Make the most of it. I'm definitely changing schools. 00:38:23.520 --> 00:38:24.840 align:center No, you can't just quit. 00:38:25.600 --> 00:38:26.600 align:center Everyone hates me. 00:38:26.680 --> 00:38:27.960 align:center We don't hate you. 00:38:28.880 --> 00:38:30.560 align:center What's the cemetery thing? 00:38:30.640 --> 00:38:32.960 align:center It's where we hang out when our parents are home. 00:38:33.040 --> 00:38:34.080 align:center Let's go. 00:38:35.360 --> 00:38:36.360 align:center No way. 00:38:36.440 --> 00:38:38.760 align:center Why not? Just strut out there and own your shit. 00:38:38.840 --> 00:38:42.320 align:center Come on, you've got both your eyebrows, a non-shit fringe. 00:38:42.400 --> 00:38:43.720 align:center What else do you need? 00:38:46.480 --> 00:38:50.440 align:center Let's get mad! 00:38:57.600 --> 00:38:58.800 align:center ♪ Cocoa hair ♪ 00:39:00.720 --> 00:39:03.240 align:center Okay, there's actually a lot of people here. 00:39:03.320 --> 00:39:04.160 align:center I told you! 00:39:04.240 --> 00:39:07.040 align:center - It's gonna be really fun. - Just remember what we said. 00:39:07.120 --> 00:39:11.360 align:center Just own it. Okay, I've never made an entrance like this before. 00:39:14.880 --> 00:39:16.200 align:center We should definitely go. 00:39:16.280 --> 00:39:18.400 align:center - No. - Hey, cunt. 00:39:19.600 --> 00:39:21.800 align:center My actual name's Malakai, by the way. 00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:23.240 align:center Amerie. 00:39:23.840 --> 00:39:26.120 align:center Yeah. That's been hard to miss. 00:39:28.760 --> 00:39:31.040 align:center I feel like everyone is staring at me. Um... 00:39:31.120 --> 00:39:34.920 align:center No! No, they're staring at me. What are you talking about? 00:39:45.400 --> 00:39:46.720 align:center Come on, let's go. 00:40:17.000 --> 00:40:18.320 align:center Okay, I'm confronting him. 00:40:19.440 --> 00:40:20.320 align:center Hey, Flaps! 00:40:20.400 --> 00:40:21.240 align:center Hey, Spider. 00:40:24.640 --> 00:40:27.000 align:center Yuck! What is this shit? 00:40:27.080 --> 00:40:29.200 align:center Oh. You don't like vaginas? 00:40:30.280 --> 00:40:31.920 align:center No, I like vaginas. 00:40:32.920 --> 00:40:37.800 align:center Well, you clearly don't know much about them because if you have a look here... 00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:41.400 align:center See most vaginas have very pronounced flaps, or labia, and some of them 00:40:41.480 --> 00:40:44.560 align:center are even lopsided, where I'm assuming you got "Lazy Kebab" from, 00:40:44.640 --> 00:40:46.080 align:center but it's very normal. 00:40:46.160 --> 00:40:48.560 align:center You wouldn't know, it's not taught in school much. 00:40:48.640 --> 00:40:53.440 align:center - Which is actually very-- - I've seen heaps of vaginas. Thanks. 00:40:55.080 --> 00:40:56.040 align:center Okay. 00:40:56.120 --> 00:40:59.920 align:center I just assumed, on account of the fact that you were lying about seeing mine, 00:41:00.000 --> 00:41:02.160 align:center that you were lying about seeing others too. 00:41:06.160 --> 00:41:08.640 align:center Look, of course we didn't have sex. 00:41:10.360 --> 00:41:12.200 align:center Why would I root a fucknut like you? 00:41:13.880 --> 00:41:14.880 align:center Oh, my God! 00:41:16.880 --> 00:41:18.080 align:center Quinni! 00:41:18.160 --> 00:41:20.880 align:center Oh, my God, that was amazing. 00:41:20.960 --> 00:41:23.200 align:center I have never seen him so triggered before. 00:41:24.400 --> 00:41:25.360 align:center Thanks, Sasha. 00:41:44.720 --> 00:41:45.720 align:center Adlay. 00:41:48.440 --> 00:41:49.520 align:center - I got the job? - Nice. 00:41:51.960 --> 00:41:53.640 align:center Why are you still in school? 00:41:54.520 --> 00:41:55.480 align:center Huh? 00:41:55.560 --> 00:41:56.400 align:center You repeated. 00:41:56.480 --> 00:41:57.320 align:center Yeah. 00:41:58.320 --> 00:41:59.320 align:center Because you failed. 00:42:00.680 --> 00:42:02.160 align:center - Yeah. - You're 18. 00:42:03.520 --> 00:42:04.680 align:center And? 00:42:04.760 --> 00:42:06.520 align:center And... Jesus. 00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:08.800 align:center Why don't you just drop out? 00:42:09.600 --> 00:42:12.440 align:center I mean, you are clearly doing okay for yourself. 00:42:16.800 --> 00:42:17.760 align:center I got my reasons. 00:42:21.440 --> 00:42:26.200 align:center ♪ Out of sight Would you address me ♪ 00:42:26.280 --> 00:42:30.600 align:center ♪ With the same reciprocity? ♪ 00:42:31.440 --> 00:42:33.600 align:center ♪ Cos I'm a big girl ♪ 00:42:40.680 --> 00:42:42.640 align:center - Hey. - Hey. 00:42:44.240 --> 00:42:45.440 align:center What you up to? 00:42:45.960 --> 00:42:48.680 align:center Just processing, you know? 00:42:48.760 --> 00:42:49.840 align:center Totally. 00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:54.400 align:center I've just been thinking lately, by the time we're 50, 00:42:54.480 --> 00:42:57.800 align:center and the planet's been destroyed, what's the point? 00:42:59.320 --> 00:43:00.160 align:center Of living? 00:43:00.840 --> 00:43:01.880 align:center Yeah. 00:43:03.560 --> 00:43:07.440 align:center I have hope, you know. Our generation will fix it. 00:43:12.760 --> 00:43:14.080 align:center Eventually. 00:43:16.560 --> 00:43:18.960 align:center But I'm a total nihilist too. So, I-- 00:43:19.040 --> 00:43:20.000 align:center No, you're not. 00:43:24.440 --> 00:43:27.280 align:center So, uh, why were we on that map together? 00:43:28.520 --> 00:43:29.680 align:center Um... 00:43:30.720 --> 00:43:32.480 align:center Dusty, it was nothing, really. 00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:34.920 align:center Okay, it wasn't nothing. 00:43:35.000 --> 00:43:38.960 align:center I used to like you, but way back when I was a baby. 00:43:39.040 --> 00:43:43.240 align:center Not like a baby, because... But, you know. And then gold meant "destined to be." 00:43:43.320 --> 00:43:46.000 align:center See what I mean about being a baby? Who does that? 00:43:46.080 --> 00:43:48.520 align:center Well, I did it. So stupid. 00:43:48.600 --> 00:43:50.160 align:center It really didn't mean anything. 00:43:50.240 --> 00:43:53.800 align:center ♪ When you look at me ♪ 00:43:53.880 --> 00:43:57.480 align:center ♪ Does it make you smile? ♪ 00:43:57.560 --> 00:43:59.600 align:center ♪ Well, tell me do you see... ♪ 00:43:59.680 --> 00:44:00.640 align:center Stupid. 00:44:01.440 --> 00:44:04.960 align:center You're so much more interesting now that you've fucked everything up. 00:44:05.040 --> 00:44:11.520 align:center ♪ I can't think of a stranger love To hold yourself above another ♪ 00:44:13.160 --> 00:44:17.240 align:center ♪ Just 'cause you're beautiful Don't make you better than... ♪ 00:44:17.320 --> 00:44:19.280 align:center Oh, my God. 00:44:20.720 --> 00:44:24.520 align:center ♪ I'll cover you at night ♪ 00:44:24.600 --> 00:44:28.240 align:center ♪ Protect you from the rain ♪ 00:44:28.320 --> 00:44:31.080 align:center ♪ I'll give you all my time ♪ 00:44:32.120 --> 00:44:35.800 align:center ♪ But will you do the same? ♪ 00:44:35.880 --> 00:44:38.640 align:center ♪ I can't think of a stranger love ♪ 00:44:38.720 --> 00:44:42.200 align:center ♪ To hold yourself above another ♪ 00:44:47.480 --> 00:44:48.520 align:center Oi, can we talk? 00:44:48.600 --> 00:44:51.360 align:center Jesus. Let me finish. 00:44:54.600 --> 00:44:57.600 align:center Just talk until I can get going again. 00:45:01.280 --> 00:45:03.080 align:center Why don't you want to be friends anymore? 00:45:03.160 --> 00:45:05.720 align:center After everything, Harp? It's killing me. 00:45:09.640 --> 00:45:12.920 align:center I just want to fix it. Please tell me how to fix it. 00:45:16.640 --> 00:45:19.000 align:center - What happened to your hair? - I cut it. 00:45:19.160 --> 00:45:20.400 align:center - Yourself? - Yes. 00:45:20.560 --> 00:45:23.480 align:center I told you no YouTube tutorials. You never listen. 00:45:23.560 --> 00:45:25.000 align:center And you never talk. 00:45:27.720 --> 00:45:30.560 align:center What happened? We were fine up until the festival. 00:45:40.560 --> 00:45:42.680 align:center - I went to your house and you weren't-- - Why? 00:45:42.760 --> 00:45:44.200 align:center You weren't talking to me-- 00:45:44.280 --> 00:45:47.200 align:center So you stalked my house and harassed my dad? 00:45:47.280 --> 00:45:49.000 align:center I didn't harass your dad. 00:45:49.080 --> 00:45:52.280 align:center That is such the typical psycho thing for you to do. 00:45:52.360 --> 00:45:54.360 align:center You're the psycho. You ruined my life. 00:45:54.440 --> 00:45:55.720 align:center Ruined your life? 00:45:56.760 --> 00:45:59.600 align:center All this shit, Amerie, 00:45:59.680 --> 00:46:03.800 align:center the map, your stupid fucking crush on Dusty, 00:46:03.880 --> 00:46:07.080 align:center do you not understand how unimportant it all is? 00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:10.080 align:center You're a child. 00:46:10.160 --> 00:46:12.240 align:center That's not a reason to dump me. 00:46:14.760 --> 00:46:16.480 align:center What's happened to you? 00:46:17.680 --> 00:46:18.520 align:center Harper. 00:46:20.360 --> 00:46:21.600 align:center I just want to move on. 00:46:24.480 --> 00:46:27.040 align:center And I don't want you in my life anymore. 00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:46.920 align:center Oh, hang on. 00:46:47.000 --> 00:46:48.320 align:center Is it time to go home? 00:46:48.400 --> 00:46:50.080 align:center - You don't have to. - Yes, we do. 00:46:54.760 --> 00:46:56.360 align:center Let's get the hell out of here. 00:46:57.240 --> 00:46:58.560 align:center Tonight was weird anyway. 00:46:59.760 --> 00:47:01.400 align:center I'm not gonna let her win. 00:47:01.480 --> 00:47:03.280 align:center I'm gonna go back to school. 00:47:03.360 --> 00:47:04.920 align:center And I'm gonna make it my bitch. 00:47:05.000 --> 00:47:06.000 align:center - Period. - Period. 00:47:13.160 --> 00:47:14.800 align:center ♪ I closed my eyes to disease ♪ 00:47:14.880 --> 00:47:16.880 align:center ♪ Convinced myself that I don't mind ♪ 00:47:16.960 --> 00:47:20.600 align:center ♪ A rolling stone of hidden pleas Balled into a landmine ♪ 00:47:20.680 --> 00:47:23.240 align:center ♪ How do I breathe With my hands on my own throat? ♪ 00:47:23.320 --> 00:47:26.480 align:center ♪ How do I cry a stream then drown When I know that I see a boat? ♪ 00:47:26.560 --> 00:47:29.880 align:center ♪ How do I end up sinking inside The warmth of all this praise? ♪ 00:47:29.960 --> 00:47:33.080 align:center ♪ How do I crash inside the steel When I was piloting the plane? ♪ 00:47:33.160 --> 00:47:36.560 align:center ♪ How do I glide with angel wings That's burning all up in the flames? ♪ 00:47:36.640 --> 00:47:39.880 align:center ♪ How do I never take a loss If all I'm playing is a game? ♪ 00:47:40.240 --> 00:47:41.080 align:center Hey! 00:47:44.600 --> 00:47:46.440 align:center What the hell are you doing? 00:47:47.120 --> 00:47:48.120 align:center Hey, Dad. 00:47:58.200 --> 00:48:00.280 align:center Guys! Cops! 00:48:07.400 --> 00:48:09.200 align:center A bit shit that we're littering. 00:48:09.280 --> 00:48:10.840 align:center Not the problem right now! 00:48:11.960 --> 00:48:13.400 align:center Get back here! 00:48:13.960 --> 00:48:14.840 align:center Run! 00:48:16.240 --> 00:48:17.640 align:center - Split up! - Wait up! 00:48:33.160 --> 00:48:34.120 align:center You okay? 00:48:34.200 --> 00:48:37.920 align:center Yeah, I just scraped the shit out of my arm. I'll be fine. 00:48:39.600 --> 00:48:40.680 align:center Come on. 00:48:46.960 --> 00:48:49.120 align:center ♪ If you wanna run away With me I know a galaxy ♪ 00:48:49.200 --> 00:48:51.320 align:center ♪ And can I take you for a ride ♪ 00:48:51.400 --> 00:48:53.520 align:center ♪ I had a premonition That we fell into a rhythm ♪ 00:48:53.600 --> 00:48:56.200 align:center ♪ Where the music don't stop for life ♪ 00:48:56.280 --> 00:48:58.480 align:center ♪ Glitter in the sky, glitter in my eyes ♪ 00:48:58.560 --> 00:49:00.800 align:center ♪ Shining just the way I like ♪ 00:49:00.880 --> 00:49:03.000 align:center ♪ If you're feeling like You need a little bit of company ♪ 00:49:03.080 --> 00:49:04.960 align:center ♪ You met me at the perfect time ♪ 00:49:06.040 --> 00:49:10.560 align:center ♪ You want me, I want you, baby My sugarboo, I'm levitating ♪ 00:49:10.640 --> 00:49:14.440 align:center ♪ The Milky Way, we're renegading Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 00:49:14.520 --> 00:49:19.200 align:center ♪ I got you, moonlight You're my starlight ♪ 00:49:19.280 --> 00:49:22.960 align:center ♪ I need you all night Come on, dance with me ♪ 00:49:23.040 --> 00:49:24.200 align:center ♪ I'm levitating ♪ 00:49:24.280 --> 00:49:28.400 align:center ♪ You, moonlight, you're my starlight ♪ 00:49:28.480 --> 00:49:32.160 align:center ♪ I need you all night Come on, dance with me ♪ 00:49:32.240 --> 00:49:33.280 align:center ♪ I'm levitating ♪