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Sick car! I reckon I'll get
one of these in a few years, eh?

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With what, you povvo dog?

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- Suck my dick, Ca$h.
- Probably like that, huh?

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Not as much as your mum would.

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- Chicken Little. Go around him, bro.
- Hold on.

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- Shut up.
- Yeah.

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Look who's coming to life back here.

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Nice little urch
and he thinks he's a big man.

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Yeah, go on then, lads. Yeah.

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Eetswa car, though.

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Bit of a shame, really.

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All right, button up.

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Yes!

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Let's go boys!
Time to fill that bag!

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Chook, come on. Bags!

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Go! Bag, bag, bag.

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Go!

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- Fuck!
- Come on!

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How are we doing, boys?

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Go, baby, go!

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Stop!

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Pigs! Get in the car!

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- Get in there or we're dead meat!
- Hurry the fuck up.

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Oi!

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Fuck, fuck, fuck!

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- Start the car!
- I can't!

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Get the shit and go!

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- Bags, bags, bags!
- Go, go, go!

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Go, go, go!

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Bags, boys.

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Go! Run!

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Here, stash this until it's clear.

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Go! Right!

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<i>♪ It's true that, people, I've been sad ♪</i>

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<i>♪ People, I've been sad ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's true that, people
I've been gone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ People, I've been gone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's true that, people
I've been missing out ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I've been missing out ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Missing out for way too long ♪</i>

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<i>♪ People, I've been gone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's just that me, myself and I ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Me, myself and I ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Been missing out for way too long ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Out for way too long ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Been taking calls
I should have missing out ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I've been missing out ♪</i>

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- I'm just a phone call away.
- I know.

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Thanks... for everything.

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Of course.

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You ready?

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I think your dad wants to say hello.

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Hey. Here she is.

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Hey, Dad.

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How're you feeling? All right?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah?

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- You must be Justin.
- Oh, yes. Hi.

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- I'm Meredith.
- Hi, nice to meet you.

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Um, thank you for everything that
you've done for Harper. I appreciate it.

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Not at all. Happy to have been a help.

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Take care, Harper.

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Yeah. Cheers.

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Thanks.

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Welcome home.

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- You want me to--
- No, it's okay.

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Left on read.

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Brutal.

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No one asked you to do that at the party.

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Okay. Well, this is where
I learn you don't like surprises.

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I mean it. I told you
not to tell anyone that we hooked up.

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Okay, well,
does it help it wasn't planned?

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Look, I just saw you there.
You looked insanely hot.

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That's on you. And then,
um, it kind of just happened.

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Okay, look, I get why you're pissed off.
And I'm pissed off at myself.

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That's why I want to talk.

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So now we're talking.

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And...

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And I'm asking you out.

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No thanks.

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What?

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We've only hooked up once, anyway.

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What, are you desperate?

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"Desperate"?

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I don't want to go out with anyone.

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And if you bothered
to ask me anything about myself,

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you would've known that.

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Amerie, I should've told you.

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I thought it was some weird
graffiti that some random had put there.

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And now it takes
an entire village of randos.

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I mean...

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Look at all the fresh
little sluts getting up in here.

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- This happened at Dusty's party.
- Who do you think is doing this?

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It doesn't matter who's doing it.
That stupid freaking map ruined my life.

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I hate that there's a version 2.0.

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Oh, wait.

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Excuse me!

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Oh.

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Sorry, what?

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We're in a relationship. Obviously.

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After hooking up once,
that's so textbook lesbian of you.

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I am never ending up on that map again.

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- Romance is dead to me.
- What?

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I was obsessed with Dusty
for like a bajillion years.

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And for what? I just ended up
completely humiliated. I'm an idiot.

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Okay. So "idiot" is, um, ableist language.

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Yeah, Amerie. Besides, what's
the alternative, stitch up your mutt?

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Yeah, basically.

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I don't even want to think about boys
or sex or dicks for the next...

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However long it takes me
to feel normal again.

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I'm not even gonna mazz.

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Ew, that sounds like my worst nightmare.

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Well, how does someone
not think about sex?

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I don't know.
I'll just... train myself.

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Yeah, every time I get a sexy thought,
I'll slap myself in the face.

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Mmm. That sounds super functional.

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Better idea, you could get a hobby.

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Mazzing is my hobby.

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- A different hobby.
- Yes!

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- I will get a hobby.
- Yes!

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I'll join one of those weird
extracurricular groups they advertise

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- on the noticeboard in the quad!
- Perfect!

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Super wholesome and not sexy at all.

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- I'm gonna go look for you. Let's go.
- Mm-hmm.

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Get off the field, Map Bitch!

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Excuse me? Is this the Haha Club?

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- Uh, no, it's the debate team.
- What?

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Yes, it's the Haha Club.
Open your fucking eyes.

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I'm sorry. Uh, I just kind of thought
it'd be like more of an improv class.

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No, we just, um...
We gather in a circle. Then we just laugh.

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Why?

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I actually don't know.
You know, it's fun. Give it a try.

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Okay.

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Man, Map Bitch has really cracked it.

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Okay, so it's two Mars bars
and a can of Coke.

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- Got it. Yeah.
- You got it? Good, two!

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Malakai!

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Hey.

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Good news. You've been selected
to attend district tryouts.

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For real?

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Yeah. Me and your dad have been chatting

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and we think you got
a real shot at making first grade.

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- But you got to want it.
- Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

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Good. That's what I like to hear.

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You and Spencer are gonna have
to really put in the hard yards this week.

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- Spencer?
- You two are Hartley's best players.

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We gotta double the shot at it.
It's called maths, mate. Spencer!

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Right. So every spare minute,
I want you guys out here training.

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Together! As a team.

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Okay, get each other up nice
and early. Egg each other on.

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You're gonna motivate each other.
Our school really needs this.

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- Yes, Coach.
- Cheers.

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I'll leave you to it. Good. Jordy!

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Yes, Coach?

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Got a free period next. Hit the weights?

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Yeah, sounds good.

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I'm... I'll meet you in there in a sec.

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Hey.

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How'd your ankle pull up?

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- Better than I expected.
- Ah. It was probably the peas.

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Gee. Thanks, doctor.

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Ah, it's okay.
I'll call the favor in another time.

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Hey, I was...

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I was wondering... Maybe you wanted to,
you know, hang out sometime?

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Shit, um, sorry.

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I've got to be somewhere,
but I'm...

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Talk later.

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Yep.

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Sasha!

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Great news about you and Quinni.
I'm really happy for you guys.

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Um, so I've been looking at expanding
my extracurricular activities.

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I was thinking of joining the queer
environmentalist social justice--

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Okay. Listen, Amerie.

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Just because me and Quinni are dating
doesn't mean we can be friends again.

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Who said I wanted to be friends?
I was talking about the club.

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Uh, because you're into social justice
all of a sudden?

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I am actually.

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And you want to...

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save the environment?

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I like koalas.

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Mm-hmm.

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It's sad how they get all that chlamydia.

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Oh, my God.

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So, can I join?

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No, fuck off.

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- Chess is cool now!
- Is it?

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It totally makes you smart and shit.

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And it teaches you
to have the patience of a monk.

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That sounds revoltingly wholesome.

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It is. Just me, my opponents,
some cute little queens and castles

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and whatever
those other pieces are called.

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Basically, the opposite of sex.

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Depends
on what kind of sex you're having.

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Isn't there a lot of boys in the club?

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Yeah, but don't worry,
they're all losers and not hot at all.

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Here? Safe.

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Mmm.

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So, we figured out when someone's
into you, but that's just step one. Right?

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After that, we need to find out what
they might be comfortable doing sexually.

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Say "rimming" one more time,
Darren, I'm going to ask you to leave.

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Cool. So, what are some ways

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of communicating
with our partner in that space?

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- Ooh! Morse code?
- Okay.

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On her clity.

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Okay, no.

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But what about asking for guidance?

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Something like... Uh...

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- "Show me where you want me to touch you."
- Here.

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I am uncomfortable.

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Okay, let's split into
our designated groups

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and work through
the consent exercises attached.

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Amerie, can you please
help me hand out the materials?

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Oh, with such wild enthusiasm. Thanks.

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Thank you.

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Uh, Sasha and co, you can work outside.

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Oh, I thought it might get
a bit noisy and hectic in here for you.

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So I asked if we could work
in the quieter space.

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That's so sweet.

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Yeah, no worries.

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Heard there was a big mess
at your house after the party.

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Yeah, it was an insane night.
Like, someone stole my dad's car.

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And crashed it into
a shop off Heeley Street.

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- Jeez.
- Yeah.

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Love to know the asshole that did it.

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"Scenario:

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Jack and Jess
have been going out for two months."

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"Jack tells Jess he'll dump her
if she doesn't have sex with him."

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"He's sick of waiting.
Jess is afraid of losing him and agrees."

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Dog act, Jack.

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Mmm. It's almost up there
with secretly having sex

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with your ex-best friend's crush.

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Anything you want to add, Harper?

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No. I don't want to do this.

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None of us want to do this.
We're being forced to.

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She doesn't have to
if she doesn't want to.

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I better go.

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Oh, um... "Scenario: Jonathan
likes Amanda. He asks for her number."

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"Amanda feels pressured to give it to him

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even though
she doesn't feel the same way."

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Convince her with a dick pic?

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What did Amanda do to deserve that?

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She'd have to zoom in to see yours.

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Well, this is classy.

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My dick pics are classy.
I use a sepia filter.

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Huh.

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You see, I like to use
the Snapchat dog filter,

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so that my dick has a tongue.
Double the pleasure.

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My dick has a crown.

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My dick's the <i>Mona Lisa.</i>

00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:43.640 align:center
My dick has a solar system.

00:15:46.120 --> 00:15:47.200 align:center
Dick.

00:15:47.280 --> 00:15:48.200 align:center
Cock.

00:15:49.360 --> 00:15:50.520 align:center
Phallus.

00:15:51.480 --> 00:15:52.720 align:center
Pork sword.

00:15:53.360 --> 00:15:55.480 align:center
Trouser snake.

00:15:55.560 --> 00:15:57.640 align:center
Wang.

00:15:59.040 --> 00:16:00.680 align:center
The fuck is wrong with you?

00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:03.040 align:center
Mozzie.

00:16:04.400 --> 00:16:05.720 align:center
Don't know...

00:16:05.800 --> 00:16:06.760 align:center
Crazy.

00:16:14.920 --> 00:16:16.520 align:center
- Hey, Amerie, can we--
- Piss off.

00:16:19.600 --> 00:16:21.400 align:center
Don't even worry about her.

00:16:21.480 --> 00:16:23.640 align:center
Honestly, I'm just
trying to talk to her.

00:16:23.720 --> 00:16:26.240 align:center
Oh, my God.
She is so narcissistic.

00:16:31.400 --> 00:16:34.600 align:center
So many amazing flops on offer.

00:16:34.680 --> 00:16:37.360 align:center
Oh. Too extra.

00:16:37.440 --> 00:16:40.520 align:center
Like when did guys become so narcissistic?

00:16:40.600 --> 00:16:43.160 align:center
Honestly, stop obsessing over yourself.

00:16:43.240 --> 00:16:46.200 align:center
"Oh, oi, baby.
Uh, my new tattoo is scabbing."

00:16:46.280 --> 00:16:49.560 align:center
"Can you rub some Bepanthen on it
while I tell you my life's story?"

00:16:52.080 --> 00:16:53.720 align:center
We gotta stick together, yeah?

00:17:00.520 --> 00:17:04.200 align:center
I'm really sorry, but you look like
a tragic off-cut from <i>The Real Housewives.</i>

00:17:04.280 --> 00:17:05.800 align:center
Forget that bitch. Let's go.

00:17:16.839 --> 00:17:17.680 align:center
Hey, Nana.

00:17:18.319 --> 00:17:19.400 align:center
Oi!

00:17:23.599 --> 00:17:24.720 align:center
Oi!

00:17:27.240 --> 00:17:29.200 align:center
- Oi!
- I'm busy!

00:17:29.880 --> 00:17:31.640 align:center
Why are you home from school?

00:17:31.720 --> 00:17:32.560 align:center
I got a free.

00:17:33.280 --> 00:17:35.680 align:center
You're supposed to use a free to study.

00:17:35.760 --> 00:17:36.600 align:center
I am.

00:17:36.680 --> 00:17:38.640 align:center
Doesn't look like studying to me.

00:17:41.640 --> 00:17:44.000 align:center
Look, I'm just going out for a bit,

00:17:44.080 --> 00:17:46.720 align:center
but I'll be back later
to cook you dinner. Okay?

00:17:47.600 --> 00:17:48.760 align:center
Mmm-hmm.

00:17:49.240 --> 00:17:51.600 align:center
I love you, Nana. Okay? See ya.

00:17:58.560 --> 00:18:00.200 align:center
That bloody mullet.

00:18:01.680 --> 00:18:06.080 align:center
What are some Aboriginal peoples'
perspectives on the origins of country?

00:18:06.160 --> 00:18:09.640 align:center
- Identify the language groups--
- She's not even listening.

00:18:09.720 --> 00:18:12.160 align:center
Nah, she's too busy
worrying about Dusty's budoo.

00:18:12.240 --> 00:18:16.160 align:center
- Ooh.
- Actually, I was thinking about Amerie.

00:18:16.240 --> 00:18:17.560 align:center
God, how tragic.

00:18:17.640 --> 00:18:20.400 align:center
Dude, no one cares
that you hooked up with Dusty.

00:18:20.480 --> 00:18:22.640 align:center
If you are dating him,
Amerie needs to get over it.

00:18:22.720 --> 00:18:24.640 align:center
I don't want to date Dusty.

00:18:24.720 --> 00:18:26.800 align:center
You out of your mind? That boy is so fine.

00:18:26.880 --> 00:18:28.160 align:center
Exactly!

00:18:28.240 --> 00:18:31.520 align:center
And he knows it, too,
and there's nothing less attractive.

00:18:31.600 --> 00:18:34.160 align:center
I mean, personally,
I still think you can do better.

00:18:36.040 --> 00:18:39.960 align:center
To hell with you.
Take back your fucking pen.

00:18:46.720 --> 00:18:49.800 align:center
Hey. Really glad you made it to the gig.

00:18:49.880 --> 00:18:51.360 align:center
Oh, thanks.

00:18:51.440 --> 00:18:52.800 align:center
Yeah, it was an epic night.

00:18:53.280 --> 00:18:56.000 align:center
Not sure if, uh, Harper
had a good time or not though.

00:18:56.080 --> 00:18:57.640 align:center
I wouldn't know.

00:18:57.720 --> 00:19:01.360 align:center
You guys are best friends, right?
Before you got in that huge fight.

00:19:02.440 --> 00:19:04.560 align:center
Seriously though,
I would really appreciate

00:19:04.640 --> 00:19:06.600 align:center
some insight on her
if you can be bothered.

00:19:06.680 --> 00:19:08.320 align:center
Uh... Um...

00:19:09.120 --> 00:19:10.160 align:center
Okay. I mean, maybe.

00:19:10.240 --> 00:19:13.840 align:center
Oh, great. So, you know
me and Harper hooked up, right?

00:19:13.920 --> 00:19:18.280 align:center
And it was, like,
really, really intense energy.

00:19:18.840 --> 00:19:20.000 align:center
How great for you guys.

00:19:20.080 --> 00:19:21.680 align:center
I know I make out with everyone,

00:19:21.760 --> 00:19:24.880 align:center
but this thing with Harper
actually means something.

00:19:26.520 --> 00:19:29.440 align:center
But then I went out on stage
and shot my mouth off.

00:19:29.520 --> 00:19:32.560 align:center
Honestly, I thought
she would think it was kind of romantic,

00:19:33.440 --> 00:19:35.640 align:center
but obviously it just freaked her out.

00:19:35.720 --> 00:19:37.440 align:center
Does she not vibe with that kind of shit?

00:19:37.520 --> 00:19:38.720 align:center
No idea, Dusty.

00:19:38.800 --> 00:19:40.120 align:center
Come on, Amerie.

00:19:40.200 --> 00:19:44.280 align:center
You know Harper.
What's she into relationship-wise?

00:19:45.800 --> 00:19:47.800 align:center
Relationship-wise.

00:19:47.880 --> 00:19:48.880 align:center
Um...

00:19:49.680 --> 00:19:56.080 align:center
Well, I would say she's really into guys
who are kind of, like, extra, you know?

00:19:56.160 --> 00:19:58.080 align:center
Who feel comfortable
talking about themselves.

00:19:58.160 --> 00:20:02.680 align:center
Who just really open up about everything.

00:20:02.760 --> 00:20:04.560 align:center
Okay. So, right off the bat,

00:20:05.240 --> 00:20:07.280 align:center
"This is what I talked
to my therapist about."

00:20:07.360 --> 00:20:09.480 align:center
Yeah, perfect. Don't hold back.

00:20:10.560 --> 00:20:12.720 align:center
Yeah, Harper's not like other girls, hey?

00:20:12.800 --> 00:20:15.000 align:center
It's like
she doesn't even give a shit about me.

00:20:15.600 --> 00:20:16.840 align:center
I kind of like that.

00:20:18.120 --> 00:20:19.320 align:center
Anyway, thanks, Am.

00:20:19.400 --> 00:20:22.720 align:center
If you ever need intel
on a guy you're into, I owe you one.

00:20:52.320 --> 00:20:53.480 align:center
Come on.

00:21:04.840 --> 00:21:06.760 align:center
<i>♪ Call me anytime ♪</i>

00:21:13.440 --> 00:21:15.000 align:center
<i>♪ It doesn't matter the hour ♪</i>

00:21:19.920 --> 00:21:21.680 align:center
<i>♪ All that matters is that ♪</i>

00:21:23.480 --> 00:21:24.600 align:center
<i>♪ You're true to me ♪</i>

00:21:25.360 --> 00:21:26.720 align:center
<i>♪ Cause I'll be true to you ♪</i>

00:21:29.280 --> 00:21:32.200 align:center
Don't think about dicks.

00:21:34.560 --> 00:21:35.560 align:center
Come on!

00:21:43.440 --> 00:21:46.200 align:center
Contextualize this for me.

00:21:46.280 --> 00:21:47.200 align:center
I need a favor.

00:21:48.200 --> 00:21:53.520 align:center
Oh. Fine. Uh, if you need me to dispose
of a body, my wardrobe's kind of full.

00:21:53.600 --> 00:21:58.360 align:center
- Mmm. Can I stash this here for a bit?
- What is it, Bitcoin? No, wait, a pony?

00:21:58.440 --> 00:22:00.080 align:center
Fuck's sake, come on. Darren.

00:22:00.160 --> 00:22:02.000 align:center
I'm getting half a cut of the profits.

00:22:02.080 --> 00:22:03.360 align:center
Just take it, would you?

00:22:04.120 --> 00:22:05.400 align:center
Why me?

00:22:05.480 --> 00:22:08.560 align:center
Don't you have a ton
of eshay friends ready to do crime? Ah!

00:22:10.080 --> 00:22:11.640 align:center
- Nah.
- Seriously though?

00:22:12.400 --> 00:22:15.560 align:center
You're pretty much like the only
cool person at school, I guess.

00:22:16.040 --> 00:22:19.400 align:center
Well, lucky for you,
words of affirmation are my love language.

00:22:19.480 --> 00:22:20.920 align:center
So, you win.

00:22:21.760 --> 00:22:24.080 align:center
Appreciate it.
And it won't be for long.

00:22:24.160 --> 00:22:25.000 align:center
Okay.

00:22:41.120 --> 00:22:44.680 align:center
- It's not a good time. Sorry.
- I won't be a second. Just want to talk.

00:22:46.000 --> 00:22:47.080 align:center
Fine.

00:22:47.720 --> 00:22:52.880 align:center
Oh. If you're only going to be a second,
you probably don't need to come inside.

00:22:52.960 --> 00:22:54.640 align:center
You don't make this easy, do you?

00:22:54.720 --> 00:22:56.600 align:center
Not sure who I owe being easy to.

00:22:56.680 --> 00:22:57.520 align:center
Okay.

00:22:58.200 --> 00:23:01.960 align:center
Look, I just wanted to say
the whole, what I did on stage,

00:23:02.040 --> 00:23:03.200 align:center
was a dumb thing to do.

00:23:03.280 --> 00:23:04.920 align:center
Okay? And I wanted to own that.

00:23:05.520 --> 00:23:07.800 align:center
The fact is, I suffer
from pretty bad anxiety.

00:23:07.880 --> 00:23:09.240 align:center
Sometimes I overcompensate

00:23:09.320 --> 00:23:13.240 align:center
and I just end up making a dick of myself.
And you shouldn't have to wear that.

00:23:13.320 --> 00:23:15.200 align:center
- Okay.
- What else? Um...

00:23:15.280 --> 00:23:16.560 align:center
I shoplift condoms.

00:23:16.640 --> 00:23:19.400 align:center
It's not a great look,
but I'm seriously in to safe sex.

00:23:19.480 --> 00:23:22.280 align:center
Um, I don't visit my grandma.
She lives in a home.

00:23:22.360 --> 00:23:24.120 align:center
And I feel really shit about that.

00:23:24.200 --> 00:23:25.280 align:center
Uh, what else?

00:23:26.160 --> 00:23:28.720 align:center
Oh! Sometimes, when I'm seeing girls,

00:23:28.800 --> 00:23:31.520 align:center
I text them Radiohead lyrics
and I don't credit Thom Yorke.

00:23:31.600 --> 00:23:35.560 align:center
- Um--
- Okay. This is a lot.

00:23:36.160 --> 00:23:37.400 align:center
Just being honest.

00:23:39.000 --> 00:23:39.920 align:center
All right?

00:23:40.680 --> 00:23:43.000 align:center
Look, it's pretty obvious
I'm into you, Harper.

00:23:43.480 --> 00:23:46.720 align:center
You're an amazing person
and I want us to hang out more.

00:23:47.960 --> 00:23:50.760 align:center
But I'm not going to push it
if you're not into it.

00:23:52.400 --> 00:23:55.080 align:center
Anyway, that's kind
of all I wanted to say.

00:23:58.560 --> 00:24:01.240 align:center
I'll... I'll give you some time
to think about it.

00:24:05.320 --> 00:24:06.200 align:center
Yeah.

00:24:19.760 --> 00:24:22.880 align:center
- I shouldn't have said anything.
- Why? It's funny.

00:24:23.880 --> 00:24:25.040 align:center
What if it backfires

00:24:25.120 --> 00:24:28.520 align:center
and he tells Harper all of his secrets
and it just makes them closer?

00:24:28.600 --> 00:24:31.000 align:center
Dusty's darkest secret
probably involves him jerking off

00:24:31.080 --> 00:24:33.800 align:center
to the time Justin Trudeau
ate an apple on live TV.

00:24:36.520 --> 00:24:37.960 align:center
Mmm.

00:24:39.640 --> 00:24:42.480 align:center
- Don't say jerking off.
- You still doing your chastity vow?

00:24:42.560 --> 00:24:45.400 align:center
You mean you haven't been watching
Malakai's Instagram stories?

00:24:45.480 --> 00:24:48.080 align:center
That boy is thirst trapping
so hard, he might drown.

00:24:48.160 --> 00:24:49.600 align:center
Get that shit away from me.

00:24:50.960 --> 00:24:52.600 align:center
Mmm.

00:24:54.080 --> 00:24:58.000 align:center
The best way to get over someone
is to get under someone else.

00:24:58.520 --> 00:25:01.320 align:center
- Darren, shouldn't you be working?
- Okay, Dad.

00:25:02.200 --> 00:25:05.400 align:center
- I'm proud of you! You're doing amazing!
- More onion rings, yeah?

00:25:06.360 --> 00:25:07.320 align:center
Look at them.

00:25:19.560 --> 00:25:22.840 align:center
- Getting on the bags, are we?
- What the hell are you doing with this?

00:25:22.920 --> 00:25:25.880 align:center
Technically, you're the one holding it.
So, finders keepers.

00:25:26.480 --> 00:25:28.440 align:center
It's full of sports clothes
with their tags on.

00:25:28.520 --> 00:25:30.880 align:center
It's not mine.
I wouldn't be caught dead wearing that.

00:25:30.960 --> 00:25:33.720 align:center
Darren! I don't care whose it is.
Get rid of it now.

00:25:33.800 --> 00:25:35.520 align:center
Okay. Okay, stop yelling at me.

00:25:35.600 --> 00:25:37.720 align:center
No! You either get rid of this right now,

00:25:37.800 --> 00:25:40.920 align:center
or we're taking a wander down
to the local cop shop. Your call.

00:25:42.880 --> 00:25:43.960 align:center
Oh, my God!

00:25:51.040 --> 00:25:52.720 align:center
- What's up?
- Hi. Random, I know.

00:25:52.800 --> 00:25:55.920 align:center
I guess that's our new fun thing,
surprise visits. Um, can I come in?

00:25:56.000 --> 00:25:57.720 align:center
Uh, my nan's home.

00:25:57.800 --> 00:25:58.840 align:center
I'm great with nans.

00:25:58.920 --> 00:26:02.280 align:center
They love to pinch my cheek and tell me
how they once met a Black person.

00:26:02.360 --> 00:26:05.000 align:center
Yeah, it's just not great timing.

00:26:05.680 --> 00:26:08.120 align:center
Oh, um, that's okay.
I can't stay long anyway.

00:26:08.200 --> 00:26:11.280 align:center
I just wanted to say that things
got a bit hectic at home.

00:26:11.360 --> 00:26:14.680 align:center
It doesn't look like I can keep
your bag there anymore. I'm sorry.

00:26:14.760 --> 00:26:17.320 align:center
Don't worry about it.
I'll sort something else out.

00:26:17.400 --> 00:26:19.640 align:center
I'm usually great with favors. I promise.

00:26:20.480 --> 00:26:21.320 align:center
I believe you.

00:26:23.960 --> 00:26:26.040 align:center
Which is why you can trust me when I say,

00:26:26.120 --> 00:26:28.760 align:center
I have just thought
of the perfect place to stash it.

00:26:29.320 --> 00:26:31.400 align:center
Okay, I'll put my shoes on.

00:26:31.480 --> 00:26:32.360 align:center
Okay, cool.

00:26:50.800 --> 00:26:53.720 align:center
How have I
never been on the roof before?

00:26:53.800 --> 00:26:55.800 align:center
Douglas, you haven't lived.

00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:03.040 align:center
I'm sorry about all this hassle.

00:27:03.120 --> 00:27:06.000 align:center
It would have been fine
if my dad hadn't gone through my stuff.

00:27:06.080 --> 00:27:08.920 align:center
That reminds me,
I need to talk to him about boundaries.

00:27:09.000 --> 00:27:11.080 align:center
It don't matter.

00:27:11.160 --> 00:27:14.080 align:center
Uh, I know it doesn't,
but it kind of does too.

00:27:14.600 --> 00:27:17.840 align:center
- Are your parents still together?
- No.

00:27:17.920 --> 00:27:21.960 align:center
No. Um, thankfully they stopped
torturing each other years ago.

00:27:22.040 --> 00:27:24.200 align:center
Is that when you went
to live with your old man?

00:27:26.080 --> 00:27:27.360 align:center
Actually, no.

00:27:28.440 --> 00:27:31.360 align:center
No, my mom
recently decided that I was too much

00:27:31.440 --> 00:27:33.880 align:center
and sent me off
to daddy prison for a bit. So...

00:27:35.120 --> 00:27:36.600 align:center
Oh, uh...

00:27:37.240 --> 00:27:39.360 align:center
- Wow. Sorry.
- No, it's fine.

00:27:40.440 --> 00:27:42.760 align:center
Turns out I'm not
everyone's cup of bubble tea.

00:27:43.400 --> 00:27:44.920 align:center
Not even those who birthed me.

00:27:45.480 --> 00:27:46.800 align:center
I reckon you're all right.

00:27:48.120 --> 00:27:48.960 align:center
Thanks, Mum.

00:27:51.960 --> 00:27:57.680 align:center
No, mum's to God,
shot for helping with the bag. Really.

00:27:58.360 --> 00:27:59.440 align:center
Don't worry about it.

00:27:59.520 --> 00:28:00.880 align:center
<i>♪ ... we still keep it go ♪</i>

00:28:00.960 --> 00:28:04.680 align:center
<i>♪ Tryna smoke this phase away
But I still feel it in my soul... ♪</i>

00:28:07.640 --> 00:28:09.000 align:center
He's not here.

00:28:09.080 --> 00:28:10.400 align:center
We just want a quick word.

00:28:10.480 --> 00:28:13.960 align:center
Well, you can't have a quick word
if he's not fucking here, can you?

00:28:14.040 --> 00:28:17.280 align:center
Did Douglas happen to mention
a robbery at a sporting goods store?

00:28:17.360 --> 00:28:19.880 align:center
My grandson's done nothing wrong.
You can piss off.

00:28:19.960 --> 00:28:20.960 align:center
Mrs. Piggott, we--

00:28:21.040 --> 00:28:24.920 align:center
I said you're not coming in
without a warrant and he's not home.

00:28:25.920 --> 00:28:28.040 align:center
What are you going to do, strip-search me?

00:28:28.720 --> 00:28:31.880 align:center
Go ahead. Might even enjoy myself.

00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:34.600 align:center
Always a pleasure.

00:28:45.800 --> 00:28:47.120 align:center
Jesus, Nan!

00:28:47.200 --> 00:28:49.880 align:center
- What the hell have you gotten into?
- What are you on about?

00:28:49.960 --> 00:28:53.280 align:center
Don't bullshit me, Dougie!
I didn't ride in on the last dick.

00:28:53.360 --> 00:28:58.960 align:center
The only reason you're not locked up
is 'cause the courts let you stay with me.

00:28:59.040 --> 00:29:01.280 align:center
You're not going inside like your mum.

00:29:01.880 --> 00:29:05.080 align:center
Pull your head in.
And make some new friends.

00:29:05.160 --> 00:29:07.920 align:center
Ones who won't drag you down the shitter!

00:29:17.800 --> 00:29:19.120 align:center
Saw that video you posted.

00:29:20.120 --> 00:29:21.000 align:center
Oh, yeah?

00:29:21.520 --> 00:29:22.720 align:center
Bit desperate, is it?

00:29:22.800 --> 00:29:25.000 align:center
Nah, gotta rig, mate. Don't be jealous.

00:29:26.000 --> 00:29:29.640 align:center
I just hope you're not trying
to thirst trap Amerie. She's filth.

00:29:55.960 --> 00:29:57.400 align:center
Fuck.

00:29:57.480 --> 00:30:00.480 align:center
I'm not going to be
dragged down by you anymore, lightweight.

00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:03.520 align:center
Find someone else to train with.

00:30:08.680 --> 00:30:09.600 align:center
You good?

00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:17.080 align:center
<i>♪ I just can't stop staring at it ♪</i>

00:30:18.920 --> 00:30:21.040 align:center
<i>♪ I just can't resist ♪</i>

00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:28.040 align:center
<i>♪ I'm floating away
Keep floating away ♪</i>

00:30:28.120 --> 00:30:30.280 align:center
<i>♪ Floating away, floating away ♪</i>

00:30:30.360 --> 00:30:33.200 align:center
<i>♪ I'm floating away
Keep floating away ♪</i>

00:30:33.280 --> 00:30:36.040 align:center
<i>♪ Floating away, floating away ♪</i>

00:30:36.120 --> 00:30:40.960 align:center
<i>♪ Now you're calling, 3 AM
My head is spinning ♪</i>

00:30:41.040 --> 00:30:44.120 align:center
<i>♪ Pushed off the sheets from my bed ♪</i>

00:30:44.200 --> 00:30:46.200 align:center
<i>♪ Cause the phone keeps ringing ♪</i>

00:30:46.280 --> 00:30:52.000 align:center
<i>♪ All I keep thinking is
"Have I lost my mind?" ♪</i>

00:30:52.080 --> 00:30:55.720 align:center
<i>♪ But I'm picking up for the last time ♪</i>

00:31:02.720 --> 00:31:05.080 align:center
<i>♪ I'm floating away
Keep floating away ♪</i>

00:31:05.160 --> 00:31:07.320 align:center
<i>♪ Floating away, floating away ♪</i>

00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:10.480 align:center
<i>♪ I'm floating away
Keep floating away ♪</i>

00:31:10.560 --> 00:31:12.800 align:center
<i>♪ Floating away, floating away ♪</i>

00:31:12.880 --> 00:31:15.040 align:center
<i>♪ I'm floating away
Keep floating away... ♪</i>

00:31:27.120 --> 00:31:29.240 align:center
- One-on-one.
- I'm shit at sport.

00:31:30.840 --> 00:31:32.320 align:center
Come on. I'll teach you.

00:31:32.400 --> 00:31:34.200 align:center
I'm a boss teacher.

00:31:34.280 --> 00:31:35.960 align:center
I'm serious. I suck.

00:31:36.040 --> 00:31:38.720 align:center
You won't suck
if you let me give you a lesson.

00:31:40.360 --> 00:31:41.200 align:center
Come on.

00:31:43.800 --> 00:31:45.800 align:center
Chuck it here.

00:31:47.320 --> 00:31:50.320 align:center
Fuckin' LeBron over here.

00:31:50.400 --> 00:31:51.440 align:center
Piss off. All right.

00:31:56.040 --> 00:31:57.280 align:center
Oh!

00:31:58.240 --> 00:32:01.440 align:center
Play basketball. What are you doing?

00:32:13.480 --> 00:32:15.000 align:center
Hey, no touching up the opposition.

00:32:15.080 --> 00:32:17.920 align:center
- What if they're cheating?
- I'm just naturally skilled, bitch!

00:32:18.000 --> 00:32:19.080 align:center
Oh!

00:32:21.800 --> 00:32:25.360 align:center
- Thought you said you sucked.
- Thought you said you were a boss teacher.

00:32:25.440 --> 00:32:28.760 align:center
I am. Gonna teach Spider
to eat shit at the trials this weekend.

00:32:29.360 --> 00:32:30.560 align:center
What are the trials for?

00:32:30.640 --> 00:32:33.720 align:center
Ah. A spot in the districts.
We're both going for it.

00:32:33.800 --> 00:32:36.200 align:center
- Bet you smash him.
- He's cooked.

00:32:37.080 --> 00:32:40.040 align:center
- Yeah.
- So, what's the deal with you two anyway?

00:32:40.560 --> 00:32:41.920 align:center
- Spider?
- Yeah.

00:32:42.000 --> 00:32:43.160 align:center
Nothing. Why?

00:32:43.240 --> 00:32:45.440 align:center
- No reason.
- Did he say something?

00:32:45.520 --> 00:32:46.800 align:center
No, he just...

00:32:47.600 --> 00:32:49.760 align:center
No, he just acts
like you've done him dirty.

00:32:50.520 --> 00:32:52.040 align:center
Hmm. Doesn't everyone?

00:32:52.520 --> 00:32:54.840 align:center
- Not me.
- You're in SLTs, aren't you?

00:32:56.120 --> 00:32:57.040 align:center
By choice.

00:32:57.800 --> 00:33:00.440 align:center
Yeah, what's the go
with that anyway? Kind of cooked.

00:33:00.520 --> 00:33:04.200 align:center
There's this other Black kid,
Malcolm, he was on the map,

00:33:04.280 --> 00:33:07.200 align:center
and the receptionist
just thought it was me. So...

00:33:09.280 --> 00:33:11.480 align:center
- Wait, seriously?
- Yeah.

00:33:11.560 --> 00:33:13.280 align:center
Malakai, that's so racist.

00:33:13.880 --> 00:33:15.040 align:center
Yeah.

00:33:15.960 --> 00:33:17.120 align:center
I remember Malcolm!

00:33:17.200 --> 00:33:18.960 align:center
Oh, my God. Wasn't he the one who--

00:33:19.040 --> 00:33:22.560 align:center
- With the Vegemite.
- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

00:33:22.640 --> 00:33:25.400 align:center
Wait, don't say sorry to me.
Say sorry to Malcolm.

00:33:26.160 --> 00:33:29.040 align:center
If you don't have to be there,
why do you keep showing up?

00:33:29.120 --> 00:33:30.720 align:center
I'd run a mile if I could.

00:33:32.200 --> 00:33:34.240 align:center
What, you haven't figured
that one out yet?

00:33:35.720 --> 00:33:36.680 align:center
Come off it.

00:33:39.360 --> 00:33:40.360 align:center
You know...

00:33:42.280 --> 00:33:44.960 align:center
Basketball's not the only thing
I'm a boss at either.

00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:47.400 align:center
- Modest.
- Hmm.

00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:53.760 align:center
So, uh... Do you want to hang out sometime?

00:33:54.280 --> 00:33:56.640 align:center
My parents are away right now. So...

00:33:56.720 --> 00:33:59.920 align:center
Thought you were supposed
to be practicing for your fancy trials?

00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:02.720 align:center
- Don't need practice when you're perfect.
- Mmm.

00:34:20.239 --> 00:34:21.120 align:center
Well?

00:34:23.040 --> 00:34:28.040 align:center
<i>♪ Wondering where you are... ♪</i>

00:34:28.120 --> 00:34:32.040 align:center
Uh-huh. So that's four value meals
with extra chicken nuggets,

00:34:32.120 --> 00:34:34.400 align:center
a hot dog with five sachets
of barbecue sauce,

00:34:34.480 --> 00:34:36.639 align:center
because someone won
Basic Bitch of the Year Award

00:34:36.719 --> 00:34:39.199 align:center
and wants to throw
a condiment bath to celebrate.

00:34:39.280 --> 00:34:42.920 align:center
Thank you, drive through to the
next window for payment. Have a nice day.

00:34:45.520 --> 00:34:48.880 align:center
Good afternoon, ladies. Good afternoon.

00:34:48.960 --> 00:34:52.679 align:center
Enjoy your meal. Oh!

00:34:52.760 --> 00:34:54.120 align:center
It's the kid!

00:34:54.639 --> 00:34:56.480 align:center
How's it going, man?

00:34:56.560 --> 00:34:57.639 align:center
All good, ashcay?

00:34:57.719 --> 00:34:58.840 align:center
Yeah, ace, all right.

00:34:58.920 --> 00:35:01.400 align:center
Haven't seen you much
since the rammy, man.

00:35:01.480 --> 00:35:04.560 align:center
Oh, nah.
Just, like, been looking after Nan.

00:35:04.640 --> 00:35:06.000 align:center
She's been a bit sick, so.

00:35:06.080 --> 00:35:08.920 align:center
Sick of sucking your dick?

00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:12.000 align:center
Go to the car.

00:35:13.480 --> 00:35:15.360 align:center
Fuck. Are you kidding me?

00:35:16.200 --> 00:35:17.720 align:center
You, um... You all good?

00:35:17.800 --> 00:35:18.800 align:center
Yeah, eetswa.

00:35:20.800 --> 00:35:22.720 align:center
What time you knock off? You want to, uh...

00:35:23.680 --> 00:35:26.720 align:center
Want to come chill at the station?
Hmm? Chill at the station?

00:35:26.800 --> 00:35:29.160 align:center
Oh! Yeah. Nah. Nah, I can't.

00:35:29.240 --> 00:35:31.920 align:center
Brah, I've got to, like,
take Nan to an appointment.

00:35:33.480 --> 00:35:34.440 align:center
Another time, eh?

00:35:34.520 --> 00:35:35.720 align:center
- Yeah. For sure.
- Shot.

00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:36.640 align:center
Yeah, shot, lad.

00:35:36.720 --> 00:35:37.640 align:center
- See ya.
- See ya.

00:35:41.000 --> 00:35:42.520 align:center
Uh, is your Nan okay?

00:35:43.480 --> 00:35:46.320 align:center
Oh! Uh, yeah. Yeah, she's fine.
There's no appointment.

00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:48.600 align:center
Oh, so we're fibbing to the boys now.

00:35:48.680 --> 00:35:49.760 align:center
Uh...

00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:51.640 align:center
Um, well, I was...

00:35:52.120 --> 00:35:54.440 align:center
I was wondering
if maybe you wanted to hang?

00:35:55.560 --> 00:35:57.640 align:center
You know, if you're not doing anything.

00:35:57.720 --> 00:35:59.200 align:center
- Sure.
- Yeah?

00:35:59.280 --> 00:36:01.240 align:center
Um... Yeah. All good.

00:36:02.360 --> 00:36:04.760 align:center
Just text me
when you get off work or something.

00:36:04.840 --> 00:36:05.760 align:center
Yeah, easy.

00:36:05.840 --> 00:36:07.120 align:center
Um...

00:36:07.200 --> 00:36:08.600 align:center
It's a date.

00:36:10.640 --> 00:36:11.480 align:center
See you.

00:36:24.040 --> 00:36:26.200 align:center
You could definitely pull it off,

00:36:26.280 --> 00:36:28.880 align:center
but maybe don't do it
for a few years, okay?

00:36:28.960 --> 00:36:30.720 align:center
What the fuck are you doing in my room?

00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:32.480 align:center
- Braids.
- Get out.

00:36:32.560 --> 00:36:33.920 align:center
- But--
- Piss off, Yasmin.

00:36:35.480 --> 00:36:38.000 align:center
- You're the worst sister ever!
- Just hear me out.

00:36:38.080 --> 00:36:40.720 align:center
I have to listen to you
when you've never given me the time?

00:36:40.800 --> 00:36:42.360 align:center
- I get that. It's shitty.
- Hmm.

00:36:44.280 --> 00:36:45.560 align:center
Well? Come on.

00:36:46.880 --> 00:36:47.880 align:center
What?

00:36:49.080 --> 00:36:52.280 align:center
Me hooking up with Dusty,
I didn't do that to hurt you.

00:36:53.320 --> 00:36:54.440 align:center
It just happened.

00:36:55.560 --> 00:36:58.320 align:center
And I get why it looked bad.

00:36:59.920 --> 00:37:00.920 align:center
I'm sorry.

00:37:07.360 --> 00:37:09.760 align:center
All this dumb boy shit doesn't matter.

00:37:09.840 --> 00:37:13.040 align:center
We can just forget about it.
We'll start again.

00:37:16.720 --> 00:37:17.640 align:center
Harps?

00:37:18.680 --> 00:37:22.080 align:center
I didn't come here to be friends.

00:37:23.000 --> 00:37:25.080 align:center
You're here to make yourself feel better?

00:37:25.160 --> 00:37:26.120 align:center
No.

00:37:27.080 --> 00:37:28.360 align:center
This was a bad idea.

00:37:28.440 --> 00:37:30.520 align:center
- No, you're not leaving.
- Let go.

00:37:30.600 --> 00:37:34.320 align:center
No! If you are so desperate to talk,
then I deserve answers, Harper.

00:37:34.400 --> 00:37:38.880 align:center
Okay, our friendship was, like, perfect
and it just fucking blew up into nothing.

00:37:38.960 --> 00:37:40.120 align:center
That is not it.

00:37:40.200 --> 00:37:41.920 align:center
What are you talking about?

00:37:42.000 --> 00:37:43.360 align:center
Our friendship!

00:37:43.440 --> 00:37:45.080 align:center
It wasn't perfect.

00:37:45.680 --> 00:37:49.000 align:center
Do you even remember what happened?
Or are you too far up your own asshole

00:37:49.080 --> 00:37:51.360 align:center
to even consider
what someone else might be feeling?

00:37:52.800 --> 00:37:54.680 align:center
Are you talking about the festival?

00:37:54.760 --> 00:37:56.480 align:center
I'm lost. Okay.

00:37:58.840 --> 00:38:01.000 align:center
Okay, you are. You are. Right.

00:38:01.080 --> 00:38:02.800 align:center
That day that I saw you there,

00:38:02.880 --> 00:38:04.920 align:center
it was as...
You were completely fine.

00:38:05.000 --> 00:38:07.480 align:center
Next time I saw you,
you were a totally different person.

00:38:07.560 --> 00:38:11.320 align:center
What happened? Please.
Why did you shave your head?

00:38:11.400 --> 00:38:14.040 align:center
Why do you hate me? Please.
Like, please!

00:38:14.120 --> 00:38:19.760 align:center
I'm fucking losing it not knowing.
So please just tell me what happened.

00:38:20.360 --> 00:38:21.400 align:center
Please.

00:38:24.120 --> 00:38:26.000 align:center
Dude. Like...

00:38:27.840 --> 00:38:29.400 align:center
You're my other half, mate.

00:38:33.280 --> 00:38:35.040 align:center
Please.

00:38:37.920 --> 00:38:39.560 align:center
I will always be there for you.

00:38:43.280 --> 00:38:44.560 align:center
Well, that's bullshit.

00:38:47.880 --> 00:38:48.760 align:center
Harper.

00:38:50.960 --> 00:38:52.160 align:center
Fuck.

00:39:08.880 --> 00:39:10.320 align:center
- Hey.
- Hey.

00:39:11.640 --> 00:39:14.400 align:center
I want to say,
I appreciate you getting rid of that bag.

00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:15.800 align:center
Oh, sure. Whatever.

00:39:17.040 --> 00:39:19.400 align:center
And who's that guy?
The one who dropped it off.

00:39:20.120 --> 00:39:21.760 align:center
Just a boy from school.

00:39:22.840 --> 00:39:24.240 align:center
He seems like bad news.

00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:25.600 align:center
Wow, Dad. Way to judge a book.

00:39:25.680 --> 00:39:26.880 align:center
No, I mean it.

00:39:26.960 --> 00:39:29.720 align:center
If shit goes down,
and it does with kids like that,

00:39:29.800 --> 00:39:31.800 align:center
who do you think's gonna take the fall?

00:39:31.880 --> 00:39:32.840 align:center
Not the white guy.

00:39:32.920 --> 00:39:36.240 align:center
Is this gonna take long?
I would have taken the bus otherwise.

00:39:36.320 --> 00:39:39.080 align:center
How many times have I pulled
that "take it from me" stuff before?

00:39:39.160 --> 00:39:40.240 align:center
Let me have this one.

00:39:43.520 --> 00:39:45.840 align:center
Okay. Thanks.

00:39:57.280 --> 00:39:58.760 align:center
Okay. Yeah. So, uh...

00:39:58.840 --> 00:40:02.160 align:center
She was full
into ballroom dancing and shit

00:40:02.240 --> 00:40:03.960 align:center
- when she was younger.
- Okay. Yeah.

00:40:04.040 --> 00:40:06.840 align:center
Uh, like her and Granddad
won trophies and stuff.

00:40:07.600 --> 00:40:10.840 align:center
And yeah, it's fucked her hips though.
She's mad arthritic.

00:40:12.200 --> 00:40:15.680 align:center
- It won't hurt if you hold still.
- Okay, I call bullshit on that.

00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:18.800 align:center
You're literally sticking
a needle into my skin.

00:40:18.880 --> 00:40:22.440 align:center
Okay. Well, it'll hurt like 15% less.

00:40:22.520 --> 00:40:23.680 align:center
- Fifteen?
- All right.

00:40:23.760 --> 00:40:24.720 align:center
Make it 20.

00:40:25.600 --> 00:40:26.960 align:center
Only 'cause I like you.

00:40:28.800 --> 00:40:31.200 align:center
Uh, so, anyway, Grandma...

00:40:32.280 --> 00:40:35.520 align:center
Oh, yeah. She's eets.

00:40:35.600 --> 00:40:40.560 align:center
Sometimes we clash and stuff,
but mostly it's pretty chill.

00:40:40.640 --> 00:40:42.080 align:center
She's funny as shit too.

00:40:42.160 --> 00:40:44.080 align:center
The both of you
would definitely get along.

00:40:44.160 --> 00:40:45.520 align:center
What's your deal, Ca$h?

00:40:46.080 --> 00:40:47.040 align:center
What do you mean?

00:40:47.120 --> 00:40:48.320 align:center
I know you're on the map

00:40:48.400 --> 00:40:50.720 align:center
because you're suffering
in SLTs with the rest of us,

00:40:50.800 --> 00:40:52.840 align:center
but I didn't see who with.

00:40:54.920 --> 00:40:56.760 align:center
Oh, um... Right.

00:40:58.880 --> 00:40:59.800 align:center
So?

00:41:04.160 --> 00:41:05.080 align:center
A few, um...

00:41:07.680 --> 00:41:08.520 align:center
people.

00:41:09.760 --> 00:41:10.600 align:center
People?

00:41:12.000 --> 00:41:14.720 align:center
I don't need to bang on
about it like everybody else.

00:41:14.800 --> 00:41:16.840 align:center
Yeah. Sure. Cool, cool, cool.

00:41:18.240 --> 00:41:19.760 align:center
Okay.

00:41:19.840 --> 00:41:21.480 align:center
So you're a slut.

00:41:25.440 --> 00:41:27.200 align:center
- Okay, ow!
- Yeah, okay. All right.

00:41:27.280 --> 00:41:29.760 align:center
<i>♪ Hard to break free from ♪</i>

00:41:29.840 --> 00:41:32.960 align:center
<i>♪ The spell you have over me ♪</i>

00:41:33.040 --> 00:41:35.560 align:center
<i>♪ Can't be by myself ♪</i>

00:41:35.640 --> 00:41:38.280 align:center
<i>♪ But is it that you can't see? ♪</i>

00:41:38.360 --> 00:41:40.480 align:center
<i>♪ Hard to break free from ♪</i>

00:41:40.560 --> 00:41:43.480 align:center
<i>♪ The spell you have over me ♪</i>

00:41:43.560 --> 00:41:45.640 align:center
<i>♪ Can't be by myself... ♪</i>

00:41:45.720 --> 00:41:47.480 align:center
- Are you okay?
- No.

00:41:48.400 --> 00:41:49.680 align:center
What happened?

00:41:54.680 --> 00:41:55.640 align:center
Hey.

00:41:56.720 --> 00:41:57.680 align:center
Can I come in?

00:42:00.080 --> 00:42:01.560 align:center
- Yeah.
- Okay.

00:42:15.280 --> 00:42:16.400 align:center
If I knew you were coming,

00:42:16.480 --> 00:42:18.520 align:center
I would have saved you
some goon or something.

00:42:19.560 --> 00:42:21.560 align:center
It's okay. I don't feel like drinking.

00:42:21.640 --> 00:42:22.880 align:center
Yeah, me neither.

00:42:27.080 --> 00:42:29.000 align:center
Have you seen that <i>Army of the Dead?</i>

00:42:29.080 --> 00:42:30.520 align:center
It's pretty good.

00:42:31.120 --> 00:42:34.120 align:center
There's this one bit with a zombie tiger.
It's so messed up.

00:42:34.200 --> 00:42:37.640 align:center
But, um... I dunno. I'm not really
into horror or anything like that.

00:42:37.720 --> 00:42:38.600 align:center
Malakai.

00:42:38.680 --> 00:42:40.680 align:center
The visual effects
are better than you'd think.

00:42:40.760 --> 00:42:41.600 align:center
Malakai.

00:42:41.680 --> 00:42:44.040 align:center
There is some pretty intense
gory sort of stuff.

00:42:44.120 --> 00:42:46.040 align:center
- If you're not into that...
- Malakai.

00:42:46.120 --> 00:42:48.120 align:center
We probably shouldn't watch it. But...

00:42:53.800 --> 00:42:56.160 align:center
Did you want to help me
take my clothes off?

00:43:10.560 --> 00:43:14.360 align:center
<i>♪ Thought that I would never feel it now ♪</i>

00:43:16.160 --> 00:43:21.240 align:center
<i>♪ The things that
I had left behind somehow ♪</i>

00:43:22.960 --> 00:43:28.880 align:center
<i>♪ But I come home with a heavy heart ♪</i>

00:43:28.960 --> 00:43:34.920 align:center
<i>♪ And then I ask myself
Is this what I really want? ♪</i>

00:43:36.440 --> 00:43:41.600 align:center
<i>♪ So, how do I see you now? ♪</i>

00:43:42.960 --> 00:43:49.240 align:center
<i>♪ And why do I feel you now? ♪</i>

00:43:49.320 --> 00:43:52.760 align:center
<i>♪ Love again
Fall again ♪</i>

00:43:52.840 --> 00:43:56.120 align:center
<i>♪ Can I feel it now? ♪</i>

00:43:58.000 --> 00:43:59.560 align:center
<i>♪ ...Fall again ♪</i>

00:43:59.640 --> 00:44:01.840 align:center
<i>♪ Can I feel it now? ♪</i>

00:44:01.920 --> 00:44:04.120 align:center
How's that? Is that okay?

00:44:04.200 --> 00:44:05.720 align:center
I'd just like it a bit slower.

00:44:05.800 --> 00:44:08.200 align:center
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay, a bit slower.

00:44:08.880 --> 00:44:10.080 align:center
- How's that?
- Yeah.

00:44:10.160 --> 00:44:11.080 align:center
That's good.

00:44:12.080 --> 00:44:13.720 align:center
Yeah, that's good.

00:44:13.800 --> 00:44:17.200 align:center
- I can go slower if you need me to.
- I'm pretty happy.

00:44:22.840 --> 00:44:25.360 align:center
It's kind of my first time doing this.

00:44:26.880 --> 00:44:30.400 align:center
Okay. Cool, cool, cool.

00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:32.600 align:center
- Stop saying cool.
- Sorry.

00:44:37.240 --> 00:44:42.280 align:center
<i>♪ My heart is telling me no ♪</i>

00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:48.520 align:center
Sorry! I'm just...

00:44:48.600 --> 00:44:50.440 align:center
I'm not really into ear stuff.

00:44:51.040 --> 00:44:53.400 align:center
- Sorry. Shit.
- No, no, no.

00:44:53.480 --> 00:44:55.800 align:center
But I love
what you're doing with your fingers.

00:44:56.920 --> 00:44:57.960 align:center
Okay.

00:45:02.400 --> 00:45:05.400 align:center
Okay. I think I want to do
what you want to do. Okay?

00:45:06.080 --> 00:45:08.320 align:center
Yeah. Okay.

00:45:08.920 --> 00:45:11.560 align:center
'Cause I've been
really wanting to do this.

00:45:15.960 --> 00:45:17.240 align:center
Is that okay with you?

00:45:18.080 --> 00:45:21.720 align:center
- Yeah. Yeah, that's really, really okay.
- Huh.

00:45:25.440 --> 00:45:28.000 align:center
<i>♪ I don't want to run too fast ♪</i>

00:45:28.080 --> 00:45:32.040 align:center
<i>♪ And catch myself
Slipping back into it ♪</i>

00:45:32.120 --> 00:45:34.520 align:center
<i>♪ Can't be feeling charged again ♪</i>

00:45:34.600 --> 00:45:39.120 align:center
<i>♪ But for my name
My heart, you're taking on me... ♪</i>

00:45:39.840 --> 00:45:42.320 align:center
Yeah, gentle. Just gentle...

00:45:43.280 --> 00:45:44.840 align:center
<i>♪ ...the whole time ♪</i>

00:45:44.920 --> 00:45:46.160 align:center
<i>♪ To you ♪</i>

00:45:47.320 --> 00:45:48.960 align:center
<i>♪ To you, yeah... ♪</i>

00:45:52.760 --> 00:45:53.880 align:center
How's that?

00:45:54.800 --> 00:45:55.960 align:center
That's good.

00:45:56.640 --> 00:45:57.520 align:center
That's good?

00:46:06.440 --> 00:46:07.440 align:center
Yeah.

00:46:08.640 --> 00:46:14.000 align:center
<i>♪ Thought that I would never feel it now ♪</i>

00:46:24.080 --> 00:46:25.080 align:center
Spider!

00:46:28.440 --> 00:46:31.040 align:center
- Feeling good, Coach.
- Yeah, good to hear.

00:46:31.120 --> 00:46:33.360 align:center
Hey, uh, any sign of Malakai?

00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:36.520 align:center
No.

00:46:37.160 --> 00:46:38.160 align:center
Oh.

00:46:39.080 --> 00:46:40.400 align:center
Keep going then. Hmm.

00:47:07.520 --> 00:47:09.840 align:center
Are you supposed to be somewhere?

00:47:09.920 --> 00:47:11.680 align:center
- No.
- Good.

00:47:15.200 --> 00:47:18.000 align:center
<i>♪ Touch me 'round my
I've been out the ♪</i>

00:47:18.080 --> 00:47:20.800 align:center
<i>♪ Love me like your
Ride me like your ♪</i>

00:47:20.880 --> 00:47:23.240 align:center
<i>♪ Touch me 'round my
I've been out the ♪</i>

00:47:24.840 --> 00:47:28.720 align:center
<i>♪ I've been out the ♪</i>

00:47:30.360 --> 00:47:34.400 align:center
<i>♪ I've been out the ♪</i>

00:47:34.480 --> 00:47:37.400 align:center
<i>♪ Something, something, something
Man, we don't have a problem ♪</i>

00:47:37.480 --> 00:47:40.080 align:center
<i>♪ The people brought me something
And they told me to solve 'em ♪</i>

00:47:40.160 --> 00:47:42.840 align:center
<i>♪ I've been on to something
Get the fuck out my way, man ♪</i>

00:47:42.920 --> 00:47:45.440 align:center
<i>♪ I've been on to something
Now there's something to say, man ♪</i>

00:47:45.520 --> 00:47:48.280 align:center
<i>♪ Something, something, something
Man, we don't have a problem ♪</i>

00:47:48.360 --> 00:47:51.160 align:center
<i>♪ The people brought me something
And they told me to solve 'em ♪</i>

00:47:51.240 --> 00:47:53.840 align:center
<i>♪ I've been on to something
Get the fuck out my way, man ♪</i>

00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:56.600 align:center
<i>♪ I've been on to something
Now there's something to say, man ♪</i>

00:47:56.680 --> 00:47:59.280 align:center
<i>♪ Love me like your doja
Ride me like your lover ♪</i>

00:47:59.360 --> 00:48:02.040 align:center
<i>♪ Touch me 'round my wasteland
I've been out the basement ♪</i>

00:48:02.120 --> 00:48:04.720 align:center
<i>♪ Love me like your doja
Ride me like your lover ♪</i>

00:48:04.800 --> 00:48:08.160 align:center
<i>♪ Touch me 'round my wasteland
I've been out the basement ♪</i>

00:48:08.240 --> 00:48:10.520 align:center
<i>♪ I said I've been out the basement ♪</i>

00:48:10.600 --> 00:48:13.440 align:center
<i>♪ I've been, I've been
I've been out the basement ♪</i>

00:48:13.520 --> 00:48:15.600 align:center
<i>♪ Uh, uh, I've been out the basement... ♪</i>

