WEBVTT 00:00:18.800 --> 00:00:21.400 align:center ♪ I'm not in love ♪ 00:00:22.320 --> 00:00:25.920 align:center ♪ So don't forget it ♪ 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:32.200 align:center ♪ It's just a silly phase I'm going through ♪ 00:00:37.159 --> 00:00:40.840 align:center ♪ And just because I call you up ♪ 00:00:40.920 --> 00:00:42.640 align:center ♪ Don't get me wrong ♪ 00:00:42.720 --> 00:00:46.960 align:center ♪ Don't think you've got it made ♪ 00:00:48.280 --> 00:00:53.880 align:center ♪ I'm not in love, no, no ♪ 00:00:53.960 --> 00:00:59.800 align:center ♪ It's because ♪ 00:01:17.440 --> 00:01:18.960 align:center Did you want to come in? 00:01:20.400 --> 00:01:21.280 align:center Um... 00:01:21.920 --> 00:01:23.240 align:center Don't you have work? 00:01:24.440 --> 00:01:25.280 align:center I'll ditch. 00:01:27.680 --> 00:01:30.240 align:center I... I should get home. 00:01:30.320 --> 00:01:31.160 align:center Right. 00:01:59.160 --> 00:02:00.360 align:center I'll see you at school. 00:02:00.440 --> 00:02:01.920 align:center Yeah, I'll see you at school. 00:02:03.200 --> 00:02:04.800 align:center ♪ You don't know a thing ♪ 00:02:05.840 --> 00:02:08.160 align:center ♪ Even when I sing to ya ♪ 00:02:08.240 --> 00:02:10.120 align:center ♪ We go out and in ♪ 00:02:10.200 --> 00:02:12.960 align:center ♪ But I'm still friends with your father ♪ 00:02:13.039 --> 00:02:15.240 align:center ♪ Think you're under my skin ♪ 00:02:15.320 --> 00:02:17.440 align:center ♪ But it really isn't that thin ♪ 00:02:23.800 --> 00:02:27.280 align:center ♪ And I don't know why But I seem to inflate your ego ♪ 00:02:35.240 --> 00:02:36.960 align:center It started circulating over the weekend. 00:02:37.040 --> 00:02:39.040 align:center - Who made it? - We don't know. 00:02:39.120 --> 00:02:40.600 align:center Do you think he's seen it? 00:02:45.600 --> 00:02:47.040 align:center He's already in the hall. 00:02:47.120 --> 00:02:50.000 align:center Oh, yeah, how's that going? Getting matching mullets soon? 00:02:50.080 --> 00:02:51.400 align:center - Amerie. - Sorry. 00:02:51.480 --> 00:02:55.520 align:center I just have feelings about Darren dating the most probbo person in our school. 00:02:55.600 --> 00:02:57.360 align:center Oh, okay, he's not probbo. 00:02:57.840 --> 00:03:00.080 align:center Sure, he deals drugs, but who doesn't? 00:03:12.720 --> 00:03:13.680 align:center Malakai. 00:03:15.600 --> 00:03:16.440 align:center Hey. 00:03:17.440 --> 00:03:18.880 align:center That video is messed up. 00:03:20.200 --> 00:03:22.120 align:center I just wanted to see how you're doing. 00:03:22.600 --> 00:03:23.960 align:center Yeah, I'm fine. 00:03:25.480 --> 00:03:27.960 align:center I don't remember much. I was pretty drunk. 00:03:28.680 --> 00:03:29.840 align:center Yeah, same. 00:03:31.920 --> 00:03:33.640 align:center I think I'd rather just forget it. 00:03:35.000 --> 00:03:35.840 align:center Forget what? 00:03:39.320 --> 00:03:41.160 align:center Um, about that... 00:03:43.480 --> 00:03:45.520 align:center Amerie can never find out. 00:03:45.600 --> 00:03:46.640 align:center Agreed. 00:03:47.280 --> 00:03:49.880 align:center Okay. Well, I'll see you. 00:03:49.960 --> 00:03:50.840 align:center See ya. 00:03:55.960 --> 00:03:57.880 align:center - Hey. - How are you? 00:03:57.960 --> 00:03:59.400 align:center Yeah, I'm good. 00:03:59.480 --> 00:04:01.640 align:center I texted you and called like a lot. 00:04:02.240 --> 00:04:05.480 align:center Yeah. Uh... Sorry. My phone was playing up. 00:04:06.240 --> 00:04:07.400 align:center Your phone was playing up? 00:04:07.480 --> 00:04:09.960 align:center Yeah, I dropped it. It was a pretty funny story-- 00:04:10.040 --> 00:04:11.680 align:center I was really worried about you. 00:04:11.760 --> 00:04:14.520 align:center I don't hear from you for like days, 00:04:14.600 --> 00:04:17.400 align:center and now you're just kind of acting like nothing happened. 00:04:18.680 --> 00:04:20.600 align:center I just... I needed some time. 00:04:21.920 --> 00:04:23.680 align:center I'm sorry that I disappeared. 00:04:24.440 --> 00:04:28.040 align:center Let me make it up to you, all right? Tonight. My treat. 00:04:29.360 --> 00:04:30.240 align:center Please. 00:04:31.320 --> 00:04:34.280 align:center - Come on. - And we can talk properly then? 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:35.520 align:center Yeah. Sure thing. 00:04:36.160 --> 00:04:37.000 align:center Hmm. 00:04:39.120 --> 00:04:40.720 align:center Oh... 00:04:40.800 --> 00:04:43.120 align:center We're late for assembly, so... 00:04:49.200 --> 00:04:53.680 align:center Good morning, everybody. So I have an announcement. 00:04:53.760 --> 00:04:55.600 align:center It's really very thrilling. 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:59.800 align:center Hartley High has been selected to kick off 00:04:59.880 --> 00:05:04.120 align:center the city of Sydney Interschool Basketball Semifinals. 00:05:08.120 --> 00:05:13.960 align:center Which will garner some much-needed positive attention after the map debacle. 00:05:14.040 --> 00:05:15.760 align:center Map Bitch! 00:05:15.840 --> 00:05:17.760 align:center Put a sock in it, Spencer. 00:05:17.840 --> 00:05:21.360 align:center It's actually a very big honor and we would like all of you 00:05:21.440 --> 00:05:24.680 align:center to do your bit and help us clean up our school. 00:05:24.760 --> 00:05:26.960 align:center Don't actual cleaners do that, Miss? 00:05:27.040 --> 00:05:29.920 align:center Great contribution, Anthony. Anything else? 00:05:30.760 --> 00:05:32.360 align:center As a little incentive, 00:05:32.440 --> 00:05:35.080 align:center the student who picks up the most bags of rubbish 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:38.480 align:center will receive a PlayStation... 00:05:38.560 --> 00:05:42.080 align:center ...gift voucher. Valued at $50. It's still a lot. 00:05:42.160 --> 00:05:43.800 align:center I want that gift voucher. 00:05:43.880 --> 00:05:46.680 align:center And, yes, the cleanup is compulsory. 00:05:46.760 --> 00:05:50.000 align:center You will be handed out schedules in the first period. 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:51.800 align:center Thank you. 00:05:54.000 --> 00:05:57.200 align:center You know what? I would rather eat a balding bus tire 00:05:57.280 --> 00:05:58.560 align:center than clean the girls' toilets. 00:05:58.640 --> 00:05:59.720 align:center Weird flex, but okay. 00:05:59.800 --> 00:06:02.520 align:center They haven't cleaned the sanitary bins in ages, Darren. 00:06:02.600 --> 00:06:03.840 align:center - Shit's a horror show. - Period. 00:06:03.920 --> 00:06:07.200 align:center Let me guess, you're going to be the trash queen of Hartley High. 00:06:07.280 --> 00:06:08.320 align:center Don't encourage her. 00:06:08.960 --> 00:06:10.680 align:center You're jealous she's going to beat you. 00:06:10.760 --> 00:06:11.840 align:center Yeah, you're jealous. 00:06:11.920 --> 00:06:14.960 align:center - Exactly! - No, you sweet, stupid lesbians. 00:06:15.040 --> 00:06:16.200 align:center I won't be partaking because 00:06:16.280 --> 00:06:18.240 align:center I don't clean up rubbish after white people. 00:06:18.320 --> 00:06:19.480 align:center - Sorry. - Fair enough. 00:06:19.560 --> 00:06:23.040 align:center I could get the Environmental Club to come pitch in 00:06:23.120 --> 00:06:24.640 align:center and win you that gift voucher. 00:06:24.720 --> 00:06:26.240 align:center You'd do that for me? 00:06:26.320 --> 00:06:27.520 align:center - Of course I would. - Aw! 00:06:27.600 --> 00:06:32.440 align:center You are my trash queen. 00:06:33.160 --> 00:06:35.360 align:center The flaps were like human flaps. 00:06:35.440 --> 00:06:36.760 align:center - With stripes on it? - Yeah. 00:06:37.560 --> 00:06:38.920 align:center Tiger has to earn its stripes. 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:40.720 align:center I worry about you sometimes, bro. 00:06:41.200 --> 00:06:42.040 align:center Hey. 00:06:42.720 --> 00:06:44.080 align:center Hey. Um... 00:06:44.800 --> 00:06:48.320 align:center Spider was just telling me he had this sex dream. About the Tiger King? 00:06:48.400 --> 00:06:52.280 align:center Yeah, except it was an actual tiger and with a human vag. 00:06:52.360 --> 00:06:55.360 align:center Weirdly doesn't surprise me. Can I talk to you for a second? 00:06:56.720 --> 00:06:57.840 align:center Yeah, what's up? 00:06:57.920 --> 00:06:59.640 align:center Is everything okay? 00:06:59.720 --> 00:07:01.120 align:center Yeah, for sure. 00:07:01.840 --> 00:07:05.000 align:center Cool, 'cause it feels like you've been avoiding me. 00:07:05.920 --> 00:07:08.360 align:center We're good. Really. 00:07:10.320 --> 00:07:11.680 align:center Okay. I'll relax. 00:07:12.960 --> 00:07:14.360 align:center Are we still on for later? 00:07:14.960 --> 00:07:15.960 align:center You bet. 00:07:17.800 --> 00:07:18.760 align:center Bye. 00:07:29.800 --> 00:07:33.800 align:center So we all agree that porn has given us unrealistic ideas 00:07:33.880 --> 00:07:37.160 align:center of what sex should look like. But is it all bad? 00:07:37.240 --> 00:07:38.760 align:center When you watch as much as Ant does. 00:07:40.640 --> 00:07:41.760 align:center Very funny. Yeah. 00:07:41.840 --> 00:07:43.880 align:center It can be helpful if you don't know what you like. 00:07:43.960 --> 00:07:45.200 align:center Or who you like. 00:07:45.280 --> 00:07:49.000 align:center I one-hundy percent figured out I was into girls by watching lesbian porn. 00:07:49.080 --> 00:07:50.280 align:center Oh, my God. Me too. 00:07:50.360 --> 00:07:54.360 align:center I thought I learned everything I needed to know about gay sex from porn, 00:07:54.440 --> 00:07:55.360 align:center but it's not real. 00:07:55.440 --> 00:07:57.080 align:center Okay, go on. 00:07:57.160 --> 00:08:00.160 align:center Well, since you can't just jump on a dick without warning... 00:08:00.240 --> 00:08:02.600 align:center You have to douche first, it takes time... 00:08:02.680 --> 00:08:04.800 align:center Sorry. Is there something you want to say? 00:08:05.440 --> 00:08:06.640 align:center No. 00:08:06.720 --> 00:08:08.520 align:center It must be hard, hey? 00:08:08.600 --> 00:08:11.720 align:center Being jammed so far in the closet you're practically in Narnia? 00:08:11.800 --> 00:08:13.720 align:center You wish, yeah. 00:08:14.760 --> 00:08:16.600 align:center All right, come on. Come on. 00:08:16.680 --> 00:08:20.000 align:center Miss. I find porn a bit hectic. 00:08:20.080 --> 00:08:22.240 align:center If that's what sex is supposed to look like, 00:08:22.320 --> 00:08:24.280 align:center - I don't want it. - Yeah. 00:08:24.360 --> 00:08:26.200 align:center It's all about getting a guy off. 00:08:26.280 --> 00:08:27.400 align:center Isn't it? 00:08:27.480 --> 00:08:29.880 align:center And not at all about what girls actually want. 00:08:30.440 --> 00:08:33.280 align:center That's why I want to talk to you about pleasure. 00:08:33.360 --> 00:08:35.440 align:center Specifically, your pleasure. 00:08:35.520 --> 00:08:37.760 align:center Isn't that illegal, Miss? 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:41.960 align:center Yeah. I get why you think that, Ant, because it feels scary. Right? 00:08:42.480 --> 00:08:45.039 align:center You know, teenagers actually knowing what they want. 00:08:45.120 --> 00:08:46.919 align:center I want that PlayStation gift voucher. 00:08:47.000 --> 00:08:48.360 align:center I want a good almond milk. 00:08:48.919 --> 00:08:50.560 align:center I want my dad to be proud of me. 00:08:52.000 --> 00:08:54.040 align:center Learning to communicate with your sexual partners 00:08:54.120 --> 00:08:56.800 align:center about what you want and desire is important. 00:08:56.880 --> 00:09:00.360 align:center I know you might think it's embarrassing or even silly, 00:09:00.440 --> 00:09:02.760 align:center but sex doesn't have to be painful, 00:09:02.840 --> 00:09:04.160 align:center physically or emotionally. 00:09:04.240 --> 00:09:07.120 align:center So let's try something this week, yeah? 00:09:07.200 --> 00:09:11.840 align:center I want you to put in this box things you like. 00:09:12.720 --> 00:09:15.560 align:center Things you derive pleasure from. It can be whatever you want, 00:09:15.640 --> 00:09:17.520 align:center just make sure it's honest, yeah? 00:09:17.600 --> 00:09:19.640 align:center Then next class, we'll go through them 00:09:19.720 --> 00:09:22.920 align:center and start to normalize expressing our wants and desires. 00:09:23.000 --> 00:09:25.200 align:center Thank you, everyone. 00:09:25.920 --> 00:09:28.520 align:center - Good luck with the voucher. - Thanks, Jojo. 00:09:37.320 --> 00:09:39.560 align:center How is there this much rubbish in our school? 00:09:39.640 --> 00:09:41.040 align:center Oi, over there. 00:09:44.840 --> 00:09:46.320 align:center You're making more of a mess. 00:09:47.120 --> 00:09:48.320 align:center Shut the fuck up, Jenny. 00:09:53.360 --> 00:09:56.960 align:center What's going on with you? You're more Darren than usual. 00:09:57.040 --> 00:09:58.160 align:center Sorry, it's... 00:09:59.320 --> 00:10:00.800 align:center I'm getting mixed signals from Ca$h. 00:10:00.880 --> 00:10:02.360 align:center Sounds like it's going well. 00:10:02.440 --> 00:10:03.760 align:center He hasn't made a move. 00:10:03.840 --> 00:10:07.360 align:center Okay, we kissed and it was hot. 00:10:07.440 --> 00:10:09.960 align:center Except it should have been more and it wasn't. 00:10:10.040 --> 00:10:12.920 align:center Maybe he just wants to take things slow. Is that so weird? 00:10:13.000 --> 00:10:16.920 align:center Ew. Yes. Oh, my God. Only serial killers take things slow, Amerie. Grow up. 00:10:17.000 --> 00:10:19.600 align:center - You grow up. - Both of you grow up. 00:10:19.680 --> 00:10:22.200 align:center Sorry. It's just... I'm like... 00:10:23.680 --> 00:10:25.760 align:center I'm like really horny all of the time. 00:10:26.480 --> 00:10:27.320 align:center Same, babe. 00:10:27.400 --> 00:10:31.000 align:center Have you tried talking to him? You could ask him on a date! 00:10:31.800 --> 00:10:34.080 align:center No, no. I just got a cold shiver up my spine. 00:10:34.160 --> 00:10:36.840 align:center Mmm. Alternatively you could just pull him into a classroom 00:10:36.920 --> 00:10:38.400 align:center and force him to have sex with you. 00:10:38.480 --> 00:10:39.720 align:center Yes, that option. 00:10:39.800 --> 00:10:41.160 align:center - Not that option. - No! 00:10:42.360 --> 00:10:44.200 align:center Oh, my God! 00:10:46.400 --> 00:10:47.440 align:center Back off, Jenny. 00:10:49.200 --> 00:10:50.360 align:center Got it. 00:11:07.320 --> 00:11:08.240 align:center Hey. 00:11:09.000 --> 00:11:11.840 align:center Ca$h, hey. What are you doing here? 00:11:14.840 --> 00:11:18.440 align:center Are you dropping rubbish for me to pick up? 00:11:18.520 --> 00:11:22.280 align:center What? No. No. Why would I do that? 00:11:22.360 --> 00:11:24.520 align:center See, I've been picking up rubbish too. 00:11:24.600 --> 00:11:26.920 align:center Darren, that's a used condom. 00:11:27.000 --> 00:11:29.200 align:center I don't think it's used, it's-- 00:11:31.320 --> 00:11:32.920 align:center Bloody Year 7s. 00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:34.760 align:center Hey, while I have you here-- 00:11:34.840 --> 00:11:38.320 align:center Listen, do you wanna hang tonight? 00:11:40.440 --> 00:11:42.880 align:center Like... Back at yours? 00:11:42.960 --> 00:11:45.320 align:center Yeah, unless you have plans. 00:11:45.400 --> 00:11:47.840 align:center No! Uh, no plans. Yes. Yeah. 00:11:48.680 --> 00:11:50.320 align:center - Cool. - Yes, cool. 00:11:51.200 --> 00:11:53.240 align:center Okay, now what were you gonna say? 00:11:54.440 --> 00:11:55.360 align:center Oh, uh... 00:11:55.440 --> 00:11:58.760 align:center I was asking if you wanted to come with me to the basketball game. 00:11:59.600 --> 00:12:00.560 align:center Oh, uh... 00:12:00.640 --> 00:12:04.560 align:center - I mean, I wasn't really planning on-- - No, neither was I. 00:12:04.640 --> 00:12:07.600 align:center - Pretend I didn't say that. - If you want to go, we can go. 00:12:07.680 --> 00:12:09.040 align:center - I'll think about it. - Okay. 00:12:09.120 --> 00:12:12.200 align:center Not that I don't want to do things with you, um, it's just... 00:12:12.280 --> 00:12:14.680 align:center Men's sport gives me cystic acne and... Ugh. 00:12:16.320 --> 00:12:17.280 align:center Um... 00:12:17.360 --> 00:12:19.040 align:center Yeah. Okay, well, um... 00:12:20.000 --> 00:12:24.920 align:center Yeah, I'll see you later tonight. Um, have fun with your condom. 00:12:25.000 --> 00:12:27.600 align:center - I will. - Okay. 00:12:28.160 --> 00:12:29.040 align:center See you. 00:12:31.520 --> 00:12:32.400 align:center Ugh. 00:12:37.000 --> 00:12:38.720 align:center That's it! Hustle up! 00:12:39.640 --> 00:12:41.400 align:center Here. Here. C'mon, here. 00:12:42.520 --> 00:12:45.120 align:center - Two's a crowd, dog. - Fuck's sake! 00:12:53.200 --> 00:12:55.920 align:center Right! Let's talk, team. 00:12:56.840 --> 00:12:58.000 align:center Gather round. Come on. 00:12:59.720 --> 00:13:00.920 align:center At the end of the week, 00:13:01.000 --> 00:13:04.920 align:center those bleachers are going to be full of people expecting the best from you, okay? 00:13:05.920 --> 00:13:08.560 align:center It's an honor to be chosen to open the competition. 00:13:09.600 --> 00:13:11.640 align:center Queens Grammar mean business. 00:13:13.800 --> 00:13:16.600 align:center So don't let Hartley down, okay? 00:13:18.440 --> 00:13:19.720 align:center Right. 00:13:19.800 --> 00:13:22.040 align:center Get good rest. I'll catch you back here bright and early. 00:13:23.280 --> 00:13:26.200 align:center Great work. Great work, team. Great work. 00:13:29.560 --> 00:13:30.480 align:center Hey, Malakai. 00:13:31.920 --> 00:13:37.120 align:center Hey, I, um... I saw the video of you and the police officer. 00:13:37.800 --> 00:13:40.440 align:center So I, um... Are you... 00:13:40.520 --> 00:13:41.960 align:center Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. 00:13:42.040 --> 00:13:43.200 align:center - You good? - Yeah. 00:13:43.280 --> 00:13:45.200 align:center Good. Good. 00:13:45.280 --> 00:13:46.600 align:center - Sick. - Sick. 00:13:49.600 --> 00:13:53.360 align:center - I gotta go shower. - Oh, yes, very important to shower. 00:13:53.440 --> 00:13:55.880 align:center I'm always saying that myself. It's a good thing. 00:13:55.960 --> 00:13:58.080 align:center But if you need me for anything, okay? 00:13:58.160 --> 00:14:00.520 align:center - Yeah. Thanks, Miss. - Thank you, Malakai. 00:14:10.680 --> 00:14:13.600 align:center ♪ Hey, how you doin' lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear ♪ 00:14:13.680 --> 00:14:15.320 align:center ♪ Tell ya somethin' That ya might like to hear ♪ 00:14:15.400 --> 00:14:18.240 align:center ♪ Got a sexy ass body And ya ass look soft ♪ 00:14:18.320 --> 00:14:20.560 align:center ♪ Mind if I touch it To see if it's soft? ♪ 00:14:20.640 --> 00:14:22.880 align:center ♪ Nah, I'm just playin' 'Less you say I can ♪ 00:14:22.960 --> 00:14:24.920 align:center ♪ And I'm known To be a real nasty man ♪ 00:14:25.000 --> 00:14:26.200 align:center - ♪ Like ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪ 00:14:26.280 --> 00:14:27.240 align:center ♪ Yeah, it's on like that ♪ 00:14:27.320 --> 00:14:29.600 align:center ♪ But it depend On the swing of the baseball bat ♪ 00:14:29.680 --> 00:14:31.880 align:center ♪ Fuck the bitch on the counter And make the plates fall back ♪ 00:14:31.960 --> 00:14:34.560 align:center ♪ On the floor, she ain't stealing 'Cause she nut so they crack ♪ 00:14:34.640 --> 00:14:36.640 align:center ♪ Crack, crack ♪ 00:14:36.720 --> 00:14:39.440 align:center ♪ Fuck that, bend over I'ma give you a smack, bap ♪ 00:14:39.520 --> 00:14:41.640 align:center ♪ Wait til' you see my dick ♪ 00:14:41.720 --> 00:14:43.120 align:center ♪ Wait til' you see my dick ♪ 00:14:43.200 --> 00:14:45.800 align:center ♪ Ayy, bitch, wait til' you see my dick ♪ 00:14:45.880 --> 00:14:47.920 align:center ♪ I'ma beat that pussy up ♪ 00:14:48.000 --> 00:14:50.480 align:center ♪ Ayy, bitch, wait til' you see my dick ♪ 00:14:50.560 --> 00:14:53.200 align:center ♪ I'ma beat that pussy up ♪ 00:14:53.280 --> 00:14:55.600 align:center ♪ Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM ♪ 00:14:55.680 --> 00:14:58.120 align:center ♪ B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM ♪ 00:14:58.200 --> 00:15:00.560 align:center ♪ B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM... ♪ 00:15:03.360 --> 00:15:04.520 align:center Yeah, I got you, bro. 00:15:04.600 --> 00:15:06.600 align:center No, I got you on that next session. 00:15:17.800 --> 00:15:19.960 align:center - I'm so sorry. - About what? 00:15:20.040 --> 00:15:22.200 align:center You're driving me to my games night! 00:15:25.800 --> 00:15:27.560 align:center This will not take long. I promise. 00:15:27.640 --> 00:15:30.520 align:center - Um, yeah, that's okay. - Come on, girls! Come on. 00:15:39.600 --> 00:15:41.280 align:center What is this place? 00:15:41.360 --> 00:15:43.160 align:center Right on. Have fun, Nan. 00:15:43.240 --> 00:15:44.680 align:center - Come on, Darren. - Oh. 00:15:46.040 --> 00:15:48.400 align:center So, how do you two know each other? 00:15:48.480 --> 00:15:49.920 align:center - Work. - School. 00:15:50.000 --> 00:15:52.040 align:center Schwork. Oh, never heard of it. 00:15:52.120 --> 00:15:53.800 align:center Um... 00:15:53.880 --> 00:15:55.280 align:center How do you two know each other? 00:15:55.360 --> 00:15:58.520 align:center He says he came out of my daughter. But just between you and me, 00:15:58.600 --> 00:16:01.840 align:center I think he's just waiting for me to die so he can get all my money. 00:16:03.640 --> 00:16:05.040 align:center Can I have your glasses? 00:16:05.120 --> 00:16:07.440 align:center Oh, you can have my collection of porcelain cats. 00:16:07.520 --> 00:16:10.760 align:center - Oh, Donnie! Thank you, much appreciated. - No worries. 00:16:10.840 --> 00:16:13.160 align:center Come on, come on. 00:16:20.040 --> 00:16:21.840 align:center What the hell? 00:16:22.640 --> 00:16:25.080 align:center Come on, come on. 00:16:29.600 --> 00:16:31.960 align:center Whoo-hoo, everyone! Whoo-hoo! 00:16:32.040 --> 00:16:33.240 align:center About time. 00:16:35.120 --> 00:16:36.120 align:center That's mine, then. 00:16:36.200 --> 00:16:40.360 align:center Everyone, this is Dougie's friend from schwork, Darren. 00:16:40.440 --> 00:16:41.840 align:center Hi, Darren. 00:16:41.920 --> 00:16:44.920 align:center - This is Sue, Lim and George. - Hi. 00:16:45.000 --> 00:16:49.480 align:center But steer clear of George. He gets very touchy-feely when he's drunk. 00:16:49.560 --> 00:16:53.400 align:center - And you're just his type. - Oh. Get in line, sweetie. 00:16:54.560 --> 00:16:55.920 align:center Come on. Sit there. 00:16:56.000 --> 00:16:57.720 align:center No, Nan. We've got plans. 00:16:57.800 --> 00:16:59.720 align:center Oh. You can stay for one game. 00:16:59.800 --> 00:17:01.720 align:center - We don't have to-- - It's fine, Dougie. 00:17:01.800 --> 00:17:03.920 align:center Plus, I've never played poker before. 00:17:04.000 --> 00:17:07.120 align:center It's going to be very sad when I win all your pension checks. 00:17:07.200 --> 00:17:08.240 align:center You're dreaming. 00:17:08.800 --> 00:17:10.839 align:center Get your old granny a drink, dear. 00:17:10.920 --> 00:17:12.720 align:center Sue. Deal us in. 00:17:19.200 --> 00:17:22.040 align:center ♪ I'm so icy You think I'm the one ♪ 00:17:22.119 --> 00:17:24.000 align:center ♪ That's unlikely ♪ 00:17:24.079 --> 00:17:27.079 align:center I don't know. I think I'd get a scorpion on my leg. 00:17:27.160 --> 00:17:28.359 align:center Why a scorpion? 00:17:29.240 --> 00:17:30.720 align:center Does it have to have meaning? 00:17:30.800 --> 00:17:32.760 align:center Well, it's going to be there forever. 00:17:32.839 --> 00:17:34.960 align:center All right. The meaning is... 00:17:35.920 --> 00:17:37.440 align:center scorpions are sick. 00:17:38.240 --> 00:17:40.040 align:center - You're a poet, Malakai. - Thank you. 00:17:41.760 --> 00:17:42.720 align:center What would you get? 00:17:43.640 --> 00:17:45.800 align:center A love heart with the word "chippies" in it. 00:17:47.320 --> 00:17:49.480 align:center What? I'm serious. 00:17:49.560 --> 00:17:53.040 align:center Chippies will never hurt me. Chippies are my ride or die. 00:17:53.120 --> 00:17:56.080 align:center No, I just didn't realize my competition was a fried potato. 00:18:00.800 --> 00:18:04.200 align:center Look, I know about the video. 00:18:05.720 --> 00:18:08.160 align:center You don't have to protect me from it. 00:18:08.240 --> 00:18:10.000 align:center - It's so wrong. I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 00:18:12.160 --> 00:18:13.200 align:center I'm not angry. 00:18:15.720 --> 00:18:17.040 align:center But I do have a question. 00:18:17.600 --> 00:18:18.480 align:center What? 00:18:18.560 --> 00:18:22.640 align:center Did you know I have the highest score on Dance Dance Galactica Domination 3? 00:18:24.080 --> 00:18:25.800 align:center Then you best limber up, bitch. 00:18:29.760 --> 00:18:31.520 align:center ♪ Boogie Man ♪ 00:18:34.120 --> 00:18:36.120 align:center And I have nothing. Again. 00:18:37.920 --> 00:18:41.120 align:center Sue, time to break out the rum balls. 00:18:41.200 --> 00:18:42.440 align:center - Mmm. - Oh. 00:18:42.520 --> 00:18:45.320 align:center So Darren, anyone special in your life? 00:18:45.400 --> 00:18:46.840 align:center Oh, here we go. 00:18:46.920 --> 00:18:49.040 align:center I'm just making conversation, you old bitch. 00:18:49.120 --> 00:18:50.280 align:center Oh. 00:18:51.400 --> 00:18:52.400 align:center Um... 00:18:53.400 --> 00:18:55.160 align:center What about you, George? 00:18:55.240 --> 00:18:57.400 align:center In another life. Yeah. 00:18:57.480 --> 00:18:59.040 align:center Mmm. Who were they? 00:18:59.600 --> 00:19:02.520 align:center Teddy. Boy, he was a biggun. 00:19:03.440 --> 00:19:05.920 align:center Whole world stopped when he and I met. 00:19:07.040 --> 00:19:08.080 align:center He was an athlete. 00:19:08.160 --> 00:19:09.240 align:center Mmm. 00:19:09.320 --> 00:19:10.600 align:center Was it love? 00:19:12.480 --> 00:19:14.120 align:center Yeah, sure was. 00:19:15.960 --> 00:19:17.920 align:center You were very lucky to have each other. 00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:19.880 align:center Even if it was just for a little bit. 00:19:27.680 --> 00:19:29.760 align:center They're bloody strong tonight! 00:19:37.800 --> 00:19:40.000 align:center - Hey. - Harper. 00:19:45.160 --> 00:19:46.000 align:center You forgot. 00:19:46.560 --> 00:19:48.560 align:center I'm sorry. Slipped my mind. 00:19:48.640 --> 00:19:50.480 align:center - I'll go. - No. Stay. 00:19:51.920 --> 00:19:53.200 align:center Please stay. 00:19:53.920 --> 00:19:54.760 align:center Feels weird. 00:19:55.920 --> 00:19:57.840 align:center It's fine. Stay. 00:19:59.800 --> 00:20:00.960 align:center Do you want a beer? 00:20:01.040 --> 00:20:02.760 align:center Oi. Hurry up, D-dog. 00:20:03.400 --> 00:20:05.360 align:center Time to meet your maker, little bitch. 00:20:05.440 --> 00:20:06.640 align:center Dream on, bro. 00:20:06.720 --> 00:20:08.680 align:center Oh! Spider, you dog. 00:20:09.280 --> 00:20:10.320 align:center You're so shit. 00:20:11.120 --> 00:20:12.880 align:center Pwned! 00:20:13.440 --> 00:20:14.360 align:center Take that. 00:20:14.440 --> 00:20:16.800 align:center Suck my recently-dropped nuts, you little bitch. 00:20:16.880 --> 00:20:19.360 align:center It's like you're playing with oven mitts on. 00:20:21.840 --> 00:20:23.360 align:center ♪ Baby ♪ 00:20:23.440 --> 00:20:25.520 align:center ♪ You got something ♪ 00:20:26.680 --> 00:20:30.200 align:center ♪ Ooh, I have to sell them back ♪ 00:20:36.480 --> 00:20:41.200 align:center Auntie at the counter said we had enough tokens for these. 00:20:41.280 --> 00:20:44.280 align:center - It's fucking rigged. - We spent 80 bucks. 00:20:46.920 --> 00:20:49.160 align:center - So how's your stitch? - Oh, leave me alone. 00:20:51.000 --> 00:20:54.320 align:center You can really dance, Malakai. Really. 00:20:54.400 --> 00:20:57.320 align:center You should think about pursuing it seriously. 00:20:57.400 --> 00:20:59.960 align:center I've got enough shit on my plate with basketball, thanks. 00:21:00.040 --> 00:21:03.320 align:center - Fuck basketball. You don't even like it. - I'm good at it, though. 00:21:03.800 --> 00:21:07.000 align:center You're looking at Hartley High's star athlete. 00:21:07.080 --> 00:21:10.320 align:center And people might even want my autograph at the game this week. 00:21:13.240 --> 00:21:18.040 align:center Look, I know I joke around, but I'm really glad we did this. 00:21:18.120 --> 00:21:18.960 align:center Me too. 00:21:22.520 --> 00:21:24.720 align:center Can we talk about it? The other night. 00:21:24.800 --> 00:21:28.840 align:center I'm really sorry for my part in it. I didn't listen to you and I messed up. 00:21:29.480 --> 00:21:31.960 align:center - What that cop did, it was just-- - Amerie. 00:21:32.040 --> 00:21:35.960 align:center I just need you to know that you can speak to me about it. Okay? 00:21:36.920 --> 00:21:38.920 align:center Can we just drop it? For now. 00:21:41.200 --> 00:21:45.120 align:center I just want things to go back to the way they were. Like before. 00:21:46.800 --> 00:21:48.160 align:center Can't we just hang? 00:21:49.720 --> 00:21:51.600 align:center I'll drop it for now. 00:21:55.480 --> 00:21:58.120 align:center Hey, you never let me answer your question. 00:21:59.560 --> 00:22:00.520 align:center What question? 00:22:00.600 --> 00:22:05.160 align:center At Mardi Gras, I'm pretty sure you asked me if I'd be your girlfriend. 00:22:08.520 --> 00:22:12.520 align:center I mean, it's possible. I don't know. 00:22:12.600 --> 00:22:14.120 align:center Well, what were you gonna say? 00:22:14.760 --> 00:22:17.480 align:center I don't know. I might need to see how you fare on this. 00:22:17.560 --> 00:22:19.160 align:center - This? - Mmm. 00:22:19.240 --> 00:22:23.120 align:center I'm a weapon behind the wheel. Prepare to eat my dust. 00:22:28.600 --> 00:22:30.000 align:center Let's go, Speed Racer. 00:22:50.920 --> 00:22:52.560 align:center Never played poker before, eh? 00:22:52.640 --> 00:22:55.280 align:center Hey, if I won every time, they wouldn't have me back. 00:22:56.400 --> 00:22:57.640 align:center Yeah. Well... 00:22:58.920 --> 00:23:02.640 align:center I'm sorry that our date was ruined. 00:23:03.800 --> 00:23:04.760 align:center So it was a date. 00:23:06.640 --> 00:23:07.680 align:center That's cool. 00:23:35.960 --> 00:23:37.000 align:center See you at school. 00:23:40.400 --> 00:23:42.360 align:center Uh, okay. Bye. 00:23:56.480 --> 00:23:58.120 align:center I don't get him. 00:23:58.200 --> 00:24:01.040 align:center I was closer to having sex with an actual 80-year-old man 00:24:01.120 --> 00:24:02.640 align:center than I was with Ca$h. 00:24:03.400 --> 00:24:07.640 align:center It was perfect. The stars aligned. And then he just chickened out. 00:24:07.720 --> 00:24:09.880 align:center Hey, maybe he had to go home? 00:24:09.960 --> 00:24:12.760 align:center I wasn't asking him to repaint the house. It's sex. 00:24:13.400 --> 00:24:15.840 align:center We could've done the poop hole loophole in five minutes. 00:24:15.920 --> 00:24:17.640 align:center - Is that a thing? - I just made it up. 00:24:17.720 --> 00:24:20.800 align:center Hey, look. Maybe he just needs an incentive. 00:24:21.680 --> 00:24:23.440 align:center I could give him a 15% off at work. 00:24:23.520 --> 00:24:27.320 align:center No. No, what the fuck? Just send him a nude. 00:24:29.480 --> 00:24:31.120 align:center Show him what he's missing out on. 00:24:32.080 --> 00:24:33.080 align:center Oh, my God. 00:24:33.920 --> 00:24:36.400 align:center Oh, my God. You're so right. This isn't me. 00:24:36.480 --> 00:24:39.800 align:center - Mm-mmm. - I'm being a frigid little bitch. 00:24:39.880 --> 00:24:42.360 align:center - I'm an unattainable jellyfish. - Yes, you are! 00:24:42.440 --> 00:24:45.120 align:center - I'm an A-grade dick destroyer. - Exactly. 00:24:45.200 --> 00:24:46.800 align:center I'm an actual home wrecker. 00:24:46.880 --> 00:24:48.840 align:center - Wait, an actual one? - No, babes. 00:24:48.920 --> 00:24:50.560 align:center But it can't just be any regular nude. 00:24:50.640 --> 00:24:53.640 align:center It needs to be the most fucked good nude in all of history. 00:24:54.800 --> 00:24:55.920 align:center Oh... Like, now? 00:24:56.800 --> 00:24:58.920 align:center Study can wait, Quinni. Sex can't. 00:24:59.000 --> 00:25:01.200 align:center Oh. Okay, I didn't know that. 00:25:02.200 --> 00:25:03.240 align:center ♪ Look at me, so clean, no effort ♪ 00:25:03.320 --> 00:25:05.080 align:center ♪ Ponytail, ripped jeans, no effort ♪ 00:25:05.160 --> 00:25:07.760 align:center ♪ Face clean, gold ring, no effort ♪ 00:25:07.840 --> 00:25:10.040 align:center ♪ Insane, my chain, big pressure ♪ 00:25:10.120 --> 00:25:12.600 align:center ♪ Look at me, so clean, no effort ♪ 00:25:12.680 --> 00:25:14.680 align:center ♪ Ponytail, ripped jeans, no effort ♪ 00:25:14.760 --> 00:25:17.000 align:center ♪ Face clean, gold ring, no effort ♪ 00:25:17.080 --> 00:25:19.160 align:center ♪ Insane, my chain, big pressure ♪ 00:25:19.240 --> 00:25:21.040 align:center ♪ I don't like diamonds much And I think rappers suck ♪ 00:25:21.120 --> 00:25:22.960 align:center ♪ I'm in the ice cream truck I got the ice creams on ♪ 00:25:23.040 --> 00:25:25.880 align:center ♪ I just Cheech and Chong Baby, rip the bong ♪ 00:25:25.960 --> 00:25:28.200 align:center ♪ Marc Jacobs shirt With the sequin thong ♪ 00:25:28.280 --> 00:25:30.200 align:center ♪ It's a hot girl summer And I pulled up on my bike ♪ 00:25:30.280 --> 00:25:32.280 align:center ♪ It's a wet hot summer And I feel like cherry pie ♪ 00:25:32.360 --> 00:25:34.720 align:center ♪ Get a threesome going 'Cause you know that's what I like ♪ 00:25:34.800 --> 00:25:37.120 align:center ♪ It's the all-girl party And they fuckin' right outside ♪ 00:25:37.200 --> 00:25:39.280 align:center ♪ Wet hot summer Wet hot summer ♪ 00:25:39.360 --> 00:25:41.920 align:center ♪ Going everywhere I'm a track star runner ♪ 00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:43.600 align:center ♪ Subi on the jeans I'm a mad hot stunna ♪ 00:25:43.680 --> 00:25:46.640 align:center ♪ I'm a Bape star girl And these boys all bummers ♪ 00:25:46.720 --> 00:25:48.600 align:center ♪ Boys all funny, I don't want no pause ♪ 00:25:48.680 --> 00:25:51.000 align:center ♪ Take five steps from me With a playboy heart... ♪ 00:25:51.080 --> 00:25:52.120 align:center No. 00:25:52.200 --> 00:25:53.280 align:center You look gorgeous. 00:25:53.360 --> 00:25:54.240 align:center - Yeah. - No. 00:25:54.320 --> 00:25:55.920 align:center - That one. - I look fat. 00:25:57.360 --> 00:25:59.080 align:center - This is it. - Fucking cute. 00:25:59.160 --> 00:26:00.960 align:center Okay. 00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:24.440 align:center What the hell? 00:26:25.520 --> 00:26:26.800 align:center I feel sick. 00:26:27.600 --> 00:26:29.960 align:center - He's dead to me. - He's gonna respond. Okay? 00:26:39.600 --> 00:26:42.320 align:center So remember, peeps, this isn't a guessing game. 00:26:42.400 --> 00:26:45.040 align:center It's an exercise in normalizing our what? 00:26:45.680 --> 00:26:47.960 align:center - Wants and needs. - Wants and needs. 00:26:48.040 --> 00:26:50.920 align:center That's right. I don't want to hear any shaming. Am I clear? 00:26:51.640 --> 00:26:53.760 align:center All right. Who's first? Harper. 00:27:01.080 --> 00:27:05.240 align:center "I have to know the person properly before I have sex with them." 00:27:05.320 --> 00:27:07.400 align:center Very good and very common. 00:27:08.520 --> 00:27:09.600 align:center Sasha. 00:27:10.800 --> 00:27:13.080 align:center "I can only cum to house music." 00:27:13.160 --> 00:27:14.640 align:center That's Ant. 00:27:14.720 --> 00:27:16.240 align:center Yeah, so what if it is? 00:27:16.320 --> 00:27:17.720 align:center Respect, bro. 00:27:19.840 --> 00:27:22.040 align:center Um, it just says "foot." 00:27:22.120 --> 00:27:24.640 align:center Not "feet." Just "foot." 00:27:24.720 --> 00:27:26.680 align:center All right. Yeah. 00:27:32.640 --> 00:27:36.560 align:center "Harper likes getting double-dicked by Dusty and Malakai." 00:27:38.200 --> 00:27:39.920 align:center Who the fuck wrote this? 00:27:40.000 --> 00:27:42.040 align:center Wait, Malakai and Harper? 00:27:42.120 --> 00:27:44.440 align:center - Pack your things. - Miss, I did not write that. 00:27:44.520 --> 00:27:45.800 align:center No, I don't care! Office. 00:27:46.320 --> 00:27:47.640 align:center Fuck. 00:27:47.720 --> 00:27:50.040 align:center Malakai. 00:27:54.360 --> 00:27:55.560 align:center It's not true, right? 00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:02.520 align:center You fucking slut! 00:28:02.600 --> 00:28:04.840 align:center - Fuck you! - Whoa! Chill, dude. 00:28:04.920 --> 00:28:06.960 align:center Okay, that's enough. That's enough. 00:28:09.120 --> 00:28:10.560 align:center This is boring. 00:28:10.640 --> 00:28:14.240 align:center You think it's original to fight over boys and call each other names? 00:28:14.320 --> 00:28:16.240 align:center - 'Cause it's not. - I did nothing wrong. 00:28:16.320 --> 00:28:18.960 align:center It's been a constant problem all term. 00:28:19.040 --> 00:28:22.080 align:center The world expects this sort of behavior from young women 00:28:22.160 --> 00:28:24.080 align:center and you're proving them exactly right. 00:28:25.520 --> 00:28:27.880 align:center Look, I'm just asking you both. 00:28:29.440 --> 00:28:32.320 align:center Do better. For your own sake. 00:28:36.080 --> 00:28:37.280 align:center Can I go now? 00:28:37.360 --> 00:28:40.400 align:center Um... You can both go fix up the classroom. 00:28:42.600 --> 00:28:44.080 align:center Hey, Harper. 00:28:44.920 --> 00:28:46.920 align:center Do you want to talk to me about anything? 00:28:49.920 --> 00:28:50.760 align:center No. 00:28:58.200 --> 00:29:00.280 align:center Miss, I'm not really sure why I'm here. 00:29:00.360 --> 00:29:02.280 align:center Yeah, I'm not 16, Dusty. 00:29:02.360 --> 00:29:04.480 align:center You've all got detention for the next week. 00:29:13.400 --> 00:29:14.320 align:center You good, man? 00:29:15.640 --> 00:29:16.640 align:center Yeah. 00:29:22.800 --> 00:29:24.440 align:center I thought that you guys were broken up. 00:29:26.440 --> 00:29:29.360 align:center I know how it looks, but I was just trying to help. 00:29:29.440 --> 00:29:31.160 align:center Well, you did a really great job. 00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:34.400 align:center He was completely alone. 00:29:41.120 --> 00:29:42.040 align:center Who's texting you? 00:29:43.160 --> 00:29:44.080 align:center No one. 00:29:44.160 --> 00:29:46.440 align:center You shady bitch. Who is it? 00:29:46.520 --> 00:29:47.560 align:center Let's go. 00:29:49.600 --> 00:29:53.040 align:center - Oi. Are you good? - I'm fucking good. 00:29:53.960 --> 00:29:55.000 align:center Bloody love you. 00:29:55.080 --> 00:29:56.600 align:center I love you too. 00:30:01.160 --> 00:30:04.080 align:center You know, I'm only just realizing I have no idea who you are. 00:30:27.160 --> 00:30:29.920 align:center If you're putting the thought into it, then you might as well. 00:30:31.080 --> 00:30:32.520 align:center Oh. Red hot. 00:30:33.000 --> 00:30:34.440 align:center We don't know who wrote it. 00:30:36.160 --> 00:30:37.800 align:center - Piss off. - Rude. 00:30:37.880 --> 00:30:38.760 align:center What's going on? 00:30:40.120 --> 00:30:41.680 align:center - What do you mean? - With us. 00:30:41.760 --> 00:30:44.360 align:center You've been avoiding me ever since Mardi Gras. 00:30:45.280 --> 00:30:46.280 align:center There's nothing up. 00:30:46.360 --> 00:30:49.040 align:center You're not returning my calls. You forgot about our plans. 00:30:49.120 --> 00:30:51.560 align:center - It's starting to feel like-- - Like what? 00:30:52.960 --> 00:30:55.080 align:center Like maybe I'm a little bit hurt? 00:30:56.320 --> 00:30:58.320 align:center - Hurt? - Yeah, Harper. 00:30:59.680 --> 00:31:02.080 align:center I don't... What? 00:31:03.320 --> 00:31:04.760 align:center You just wanted it too much. 00:31:04.840 --> 00:31:05.920 align:center Wanted what? 00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:07.040 align:center Malakai! 00:31:09.600 --> 00:31:12.600 align:center Look, seeing you with him... It just... 00:31:13.920 --> 00:31:15.680 align:center It kind of just killed it for me. 00:31:16.400 --> 00:31:19.840 align:center I... I don't understand. 00:31:21.040 --> 00:31:23.400 align:center Are you breaking up with me? 00:31:24.760 --> 00:31:26.040 align:center No. I just... 00:31:27.080 --> 00:31:28.680 align:center I just think I need some space. 00:31:33.320 --> 00:31:34.320 align:center Harper. 00:31:37.120 --> 00:31:40.200 align:center So apparently Dusty was put off by me having sex with Malakai. 00:31:41.080 --> 00:31:42.400 align:center I can't believe him. 00:31:45.920 --> 00:31:46.840 align:center Something wrong? 00:31:47.920 --> 00:31:49.480 align:center Malakai gets assaulted by a cop 00:31:49.560 --> 00:31:51.400 align:center and your first thought is to sleep with him? 00:31:53.480 --> 00:31:55.600 align:center - Missy-- - He needed help, Harps. 00:31:57.040 --> 00:31:58.600 align:center That's what I was trying to do. 00:31:58.680 --> 00:32:00.800 align:center Nah, you were trying to get your dick wet. 00:32:02.400 --> 00:32:04.840 align:center Are you seriously slut-shaming me right now? 00:32:04.920 --> 00:32:07.320 align:center Come on. I don't care that you had a threesome. 00:32:07.400 --> 00:32:10.080 align:center I read The Ethical Slut when I was six years old. 00:32:10.160 --> 00:32:12.640 align:center - He's Amerie's boyfriend. - They'd split up. 00:32:12.720 --> 00:32:14.520 align:center What? Five minutes beforehand? 00:32:15.720 --> 00:32:18.960 align:center I didn't plan any of this. We were all really fucked up. 00:32:19.040 --> 00:32:21.400 align:center Nah, still wrong, eh? 00:32:27.280 --> 00:32:29.200 align:center Nah. 00:32:29.760 --> 00:32:31.240 align:center Fuck the both of you. 00:32:42.720 --> 00:32:44.880 align:center A lot of purple. What's the occasion? 00:32:44.960 --> 00:32:46.320 align:center I've got a date! 00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:48.200 align:center A what? Wow. 00:32:48.280 --> 00:32:50.560 align:center Okay. Uh... Who with? 00:32:50.640 --> 00:32:52.920 align:center A friend. 00:32:53.000 --> 00:32:54.720 align:center Yeah, I don't need to know. 00:32:57.400 --> 00:33:01.640 align:center You should invite someone over. Darren perhaps. Hmm? 00:33:02.200 --> 00:33:06.440 align:center I don't know. I think I cooked it. 00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:08.640 align:center Un-cook it. 00:33:09.800 --> 00:33:10.880 align:center Wish me luck. 00:33:13.800 --> 00:33:14.680 align:center Use protection! 00:33:14.760 --> 00:33:15.920 align:center Piss off! 00:33:40.560 --> 00:33:43.760 align:center ♪ These days, wherever I go ♪ 00:33:43.840 --> 00:33:47.480 align:center ♪ People keeping in shape And getting toned ♪ 00:33:47.560 --> 00:33:50.440 align:center ♪ Forget fashion and Wall Street money ♪ 00:33:50.520 --> 00:33:54.680 align:center ♪ Getting physical is a new currency ♪ 00:33:54.760 --> 00:33:58.120 align:center ♪ Tight pants, leather new blue jeans ♪ 00:33:58.200 --> 00:34:00.480 align:center ♪ Looking good is part of the scene ♪ 00:34:01.480 --> 00:34:02.800 align:center ♪ Working out ♪ 00:34:09.560 --> 00:34:12.760 align:center ♪ Let's get our workout somewhere else ♪ 00:34:12.840 --> 00:34:16.520 align:center ♪ Push our bodies places They've never felt ♪ 00:34:16.600 --> 00:34:19.679 align:center ♪ Reach the pinnacle of the ecstasy ♪ 00:34:19.760 --> 00:34:22.800 align:center ♪ And treat ourselves and our sexuality ♪ 00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:24.239 align:center Ow, ow, ow. 00:34:24.320 --> 00:34:27.639 align:center ♪ Healthy body, healthy mind ♪ 00:34:27.719 --> 00:34:30.600 align:center ♪ Being physical all the time ♪ 00:34:31.560 --> 00:34:34.360 align:center ♪ Rewarding ourselves romantically ♪ 00:34:34.960 --> 00:34:37.679 align:center ♪ It's the best activity ♪ 00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:38.840 align:center No! 00:34:51.120 --> 00:34:52.800 align:center Uh, uh... 00:35:00.719 --> 00:35:02.200 align:center - Hey! - Hi. 00:35:02.280 --> 00:35:03.320 align:center Hi. 00:35:03.400 --> 00:35:07.040 align:center Did you just... Sorry. Um, I was just returning your call. 00:35:07.120 --> 00:35:10.760 align:center - Yep. Yeah. Um, that was an accident. - Oh. 00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:16.560 align:center Yeah. Sorry. But I'm glad you called me back because 00:35:16.640 --> 00:35:20.320 align:center - I was wondering... - Mmm. 00:35:20.920 --> 00:35:22.040 align:center Um... 00:35:22.120 --> 00:35:27.680 align:center Did you wanna come over? 00:35:29.520 --> 00:35:32.200 align:center My Nan is out. 00:35:33.440 --> 00:35:34.840 align:center Um... 00:35:34.920 --> 00:35:35.840 align:center Sure. 00:35:36.520 --> 00:35:38.040 align:center - Oh, great. - Great. 00:35:39.520 --> 00:35:41.080 align:center - Great. Yeah. Um... - Great. 00:35:41.160 --> 00:35:42.880 align:center - Yeah, great. - Great. 00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:45.480 align:center I'll see you later. 00:35:46.920 --> 00:35:47.760 align:center Coming! 00:35:52.120 --> 00:35:53.800 align:center - That was quick. - What was all that noise? 00:35:54.360 --> 00:35:55.240 align:center Just tidying. 00:35:57.720 --> 00:35:58.560 align:center Hi. 00:35:59.720 --> 00:36:00.640 align:center Hi. 00:36:02.080 --> 00:36:03.520 align:center Oh, yeah, sorry. 00:36:04.920 --> 00:36:07.120 align:center So this is where you bring all your victims, huh? 00:36:07.200 --> 00:36:09.120 align:center Ha! Just the hot ones. 00:36:11.280 --> 00:36:15.720 align:center Sorry, Nan's a bit of a collector. 00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:17.720 align:center Yeah, I can see that. 00:36:17.800 --> 00:36:21.200 align:center In that she never throws anything out. 00:36:21.280 --> 00:36:23.000 align:center Environmental. We love to see it. 00:36:23.080 --> 00:36:25.200 align:center Oh! Maybe don't go in there. Sorry. 00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:26.560 align:center Um... 00:36:27.760 --> 00:36:31.200 align:center It's, um, it's not normally like this. I promise. 00:36:33.320 --> 00:36:36.600 align:center - Don't laugh at me. No. - Sorry. No, you look cute. 00:36:40.480 --> 00:36:41.680 align:center Wait, what is that? 00:36:41.760 --> 00:36:42.920 align:center What is what? 00:36:43.000 --> 00:36:46.320 align:center Ca$h, is that alive? What the fuck? 00:36:46.400 --> 00:36:48.240 align:center Oh, that's Darude. 00:36:48.760 --> 00:36:51.800 align:center No, he's a full mad lad. He's sick. Go pet him. 00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:52.960 align:center Uh... 00:36:53.040 --> 00:36:54.680 align:center He's nice. He's friendly. 00:36:56.000 --> 00:36:57.320 align:center Oh, my God. 00:37:00.080 --> 00:37:00.960 align:center Ca$h. 00:37:03.200 --> 00:37:04.240 align:center You're gay as fuck. 00:37:12.520 --> 00:37:15.160 align:center - I was going to tell you. - No, you weren't. 00:37:18.400 --> 00:37:19.600 align:center You're probably right. 00:37:22.800 --> 00:37:24.880 align:center I just wanted to forget about that night. 00:37:26.400 --> 00:37:29.200 align:center I felt like I lost something. 00:37:30.160 --> 00:37:31.920 align:center And I didn't want to lose you too. 00:37:35.200 --> 00:37:37.840 align:center Not proud of what I've done. 00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:41.000 align:center Why did it have to be Harper? Like, I just... 00:37:41.080 --> 00:37:43.200 align:center I can't get past it. That it was her. 00:37:44.840 --> 00:37:46.520 align:center It's not an excuse. I just... 00:37:48.600 --> 00:37:50.280 align:center I wasn't thinking straight. 00:37:59.600 --> 00:38:01.160 align:center I don't think I can do this. 00:38:03.800 --> 00:38:06.040 align:center So we were officially dating for 12 hours. 00:38:10.760 --> 00:38:12.040 align:center You're not okay. 00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:16.960 align:center I wish I could help you. 00:38:17.040 --> 00:38:19.520 align:center You can't. So... 00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:25.320 align:center It feels like I don't even know myself right now. 00:38:26.680 --> 00:38:28.240 align:center I'm... I'm sorry. 00:38:30.880 --> 00:38:31.880 align:center Me too. 00:38:35.520 --> 00:38:41.400 align:center If you need me, I'm here. You know, as a friend who cares about you. 00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:45.720 align:center A friend. 00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:46.640 align:center Yeah. 00:39:20.720 --> 00:39:22.880 align:center Am I crazy or did you leave me on read today? 00:39:23.840 --> 00:39:27.160 align:center You could've sent a thumbs-up emoji or a thumbs-down, to be honest. 00:39:27.240 --> 00:39:28.800 align:center Yeah. I'm sorry. 00:39:28.880 --> 00:39:34.680 align:center And it wasn't a thumbs-down. Major thumbs-up. 00:39:35.600 --> 00:39:36.800 align:center I know. 00:39:40.520 --> 00:39:43.320 align:center I've never been sent a nude before. 00:39:44.400 --> 00:39:45.360 align:center What? 00:39:45.440 --> 00:39:47.640 align:center Yeah. I've never even taken a nude before. 00:39:48.400 --> 00:39:51.840 align:center Oh, my God. Maybe you really are a serial killer. 00:39:55.280 --> 00:40:00.280 align:center Nothing that exciting. I'm just that guy. 00:40:03.000 --> 00:40:04.800 align:center This was my attempt. 00:40:14.120 --> 00:40:15.400 align:center Mmm! 00:40:22.560 --> 00:40:24.400 align:center No. Sorry, Ca$h, these are tragic. 00:40:24.480 --> 00:40:28.040 align:center I don't know how you took such a good photo. 00:40:28.120 --> 00:40:30.480 align:center It was like professional quality. 00:40:30.560 --> 00:40:32.560 align:center Oh, I barely even tried. 00:40:34.760 --> 00:40:38.080 align:center ♪ And I know my love It's about that time ♪ 00:40:38.160 --> 00:40:41.640 align:center ♪ Make me feel mighty real ♪ 00:40:41.720 --> 00:40:42.960 align:center ♪ Make me feel... ♪ 00:40:43.040 --> 00:40:44.040 align:center I'm gonna kiss you. 00:40:46.040 --> 00:40:51.920 align:center ♪ You make me feel mighty real ♪ 00:40:53.120 --> 00:40:59.600 align:center ♪ You make me feel mighty real ♪ 00:41:02.000 --> 00:41:06.920 align:center Can we just stay here in this moment. Is that okay? 00:41:08.920 --> 00:41:09.960 align:center Okay. 00:41:13.120 --> 00:41:14.680 align:center Will you stay tonight? 00:41:16.840 --> 00:41:18.000 align:center Okay. 00:41:25.840 --> 00:41:27.600 align:center Mmm. 00:41:35.400 --> 00:41:37.600 align:center I'm tired. 00:41:42.240 --> 00:41:43.920 align:center Mmm. Mmm. 00:42:02.720 --> 00:42:04.040 align:center - Darren. - Mmm. 00:42:05.600 --> 00:42:07.600 align:center Darren. Darren. Stop. Stop. 00:42:08.600 --> 00:42:11.880 align:center I don't want that right now. 00:42:13.200 --> 00:42:14.360 align:center You don't want me. 00:42:14.440 --> 00:42:16.360 align:center No, it's not like that. 00:42:16.440 --> 00:42:17.880 align:center What the fuck is this? 00:42:18.640 --> 00:42:19.960 align:center What am I even doing here? 00:42:20.040 --> 00:42:24.120 align:center - I think you're just like everyone else. - I'm not like you, Darren. 00:42:24.200 --> 00:42:27.200 align:center I know what you want. I can see it every time you look at me. 00:42:27.280 --> 00:42:28.600 align:center I'm just not wired that way. 00:42:28.680 --> 00:42:30.440 align:center Bullshit. You just don't want to be a fag 00:42:30.520 --> 00:42:32.560 align:center and you're taking it out on me. Fucking original. 00:42:32.640 --> 00:42:35.920 align:center I'm not using you. I just need some time 00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:37.800 align:center and maybe a bit of fucking patience. 00:42:37.880 --> 00:42:38.840 align:center Ha! I've been patient. 00:42:38.920 --> 00:42:41.280 align:center And really understanding and really fucking nice to you, 00:42:41.360 --> 00:42:42.200 align:center but I'm done. 00:42:43.920 --> 00:42:46.520 align:center There might be something really fucking wrong with you. 00:42:46.600 --> 00:42:48.040 align:center Use somebody else to figure it out. 00:42:48.120 --> 00:42:49.160 align:center Fuck you, then! 00:43:25.360 --> 00:43:27.160 align:center - All right, boys. - Up the odds! 00:43:27.240 --> 00:43:29.120 align:center - It's almost time. - Whoo! 00:43:29.200 --> 00:43:30.600 align:center Let's smash it out there. 00:43:30.680 --> 00:43:31.600 align:center Yeah! 00:43:31.680 --> 00:43:34.480 align:center Okay, you know the plays. You've done the work. 00:43:34.560 --> 00:43:37.280 align:center Let's show these bastards what you're made of. Come on! 00:43:38.400 --> 00:43:44.080 align:center Welcome to the Interschool Basketball Semifinals! 00:43:44.800 --> 00:43:48.240 align:center Give it up for the Hartley High Ibis! 00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:54.240 align:center That's a fucking bin chicken! 00:43:59.440 --> 00:44:00.640 align:center I hate this school. 00:44:00.720 --> 00:44:03.520 align:center I still can't believe they have a bin chicken as our mascot. 00:44:03.600 --> 00:44:05.640 align:center I know! It was a landslide. 00:44:05.720 --> 00:44:07.920 align:center It makes sense. This school is a bin. 00:44:08.000 --> 00:44:09.400 align:center Where's your school spirit? 00:44:10.040 --> 00:44:11.280 align:center I left it at home. 00:44:12.520 --> 00:44:13.360 align:center Okay. 00:44:14.960 --> 00:44:16.280 align:center Thank you. 00:44:17.200 --> 00:44:20.360 align:center Just, uh, before we kick off, 00:44:20.440 --> 00:44:23.080 align:center it's time to announce the winner 00:44:23.160 --> 00:44:26.400 align:center of a little cleanup competition that we had here at Hartley High. 00:44:26.480 --> 00:44:29.280 align:center Not that it needed cleaning up or anything like that. 00:44:29.360 --> 00:44:31.600 align:center - It's just a little friendly-- - Cut to the chase! 00:44:31.680 --> 00:44:35.360 align:center Okay. Thank you, Quinni. Um... 00:44:35.440 --> 00:44:40.280 align:center So the winner of the PlayStation gift voucher 00:44:40.360 --> 00:44:42.800 align:center is Jenny Pilcher. 00:44:44.440 --> 00:44:46.400 align:center Well done, Jenny. 00:44:46.480 --> 00:44:49.560 align:center And thank you, everybody, for doing their bit. 00:44:49.640 --> 00:44:55.560 align:center Okay, let's hear it for the teams! 00:45:03.240 --> 00:45:05.520 align:center Jesus Christ, Malakai looks how I feel. 00:46:04.680 --> 00:46:05.520 align:center Move. 00:46:08.840 --> 00:46:09.680 align:center Get going. 00:46:14.000 --> 00:46:15.720 align:center Stop messing around and get into the plays! 00:46:15.800 --> 00:46:17.640 align:center And, Malakai, what are you doing? 00:46:21.120 --> 00:46:22.920 align:center Malakai! Where are you today, mate? 00:46:24.040 --> 00:46:25.320 align:center Let's pull it together. 00:46:26.360 --> 00:46:28.360 align:center - Sorry. - Yeah, well, not good enough. 00:46:28.440 --> 00:46:30.680 align:center - Had a direct shot and you missed. - I said I'm sorry. 00:46:31.920 --> 00:46:33.480 align:center He's got much more to worry about. 00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:35.200 align:center What'd you say? 00:46:38.280 --> 00:46:39.440 align:center Woah. 00:46:39.520 --> 00:46:41.040 align:center - Okay, okay. - Go fuck yourself! 00:46:41.120 --> 00:46:43.280 align:center Hey, hey, hey! That's enough. 00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:46.080 align:center Guys, come on. Stop! What's gotten into you, mates? 00:46:46.160 --> 00:46:50.280 align:center Fuck you! Fuck all of you. 00:46:52.400 --> 00:46:53.440 align:center I'm done. 00:47:08.360 --> 00:47:11.160 align:center Oops. Bit of a hiccup. Everyone take five. 00:47:16.800 --> 00:47:18.000 align:center He shat his pants. 00:47:18.840 --> 00:47:19.760 align:center He's such a pussy. 00:47:28.560 --> 00:47:29.480 align:center Hey, Dusty. 00:47:30.800 --> 00:47:35.840 align:center I just wanted to, um, take a minute to apologize for... 00:47:36.800 --> 00:47:38.520 align:center What did you call it? 00:47:39.200 --> 00:47:43.280 align:center Ah. "Wanting it too much"? Yeah. 00:47:44.360 --> 00:47:50.360 align:center I'm really sorry that I enjoyed myself in a consensual threesome 00:47:50.440 --> 00:47:52.480 align:center that you initiated. 00:47:52.560 --> 00:47:58.280 align:center And I'm sorry he made me cum so hard I saw another dimension. 00:48:00.200 --> 00:48:02.600 align:center Let me ask you something. Did you ghost me 00:48:02.680 --> 00:48:06.040 align:center because that's the first real orgasm you've ever seen? 00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:09.880 align:center How insensitive of me. 00:48:09.960 --> 00:48:14.280 align:center You're totally right, being turned off by your girlfriend enjoying sex. 00:48:14.360 --> 00:48:18.320 align:center I mean, what was I thinking? It's not about me. 00:48:18.400 --> 00:48:21.720 align:center I'm just a human pizza pocket... 00:48:21.800 --> 00:48:22.800 align:center Move it. 00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:25.240 align:center ...designed specifically for you to fill with cum. 00:48:26.040 --> 00:48:28.960 align:center - I should know my place, right? - That's enough, Harper. 00:48:29.040 --> 00:48:31.760 align:center I guess what I'm really trying to say 00:48:31.840 --> 00:48:33.160 align:center is fuck you! 00:48:33.240 --> 00:48:38.320 align:center And in the spirit of cleaning up trash, we're over, you dickless fuck. 00:48:47.000 --> 00:48:48.840 align:center I take it back. I love this school.