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["Flame Trees" by Sarah Blasko playing]

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[muffled scream]

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[distorted] ♪ Kids out driving
Saturday afternoon ♪

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♪ Just pass me by ♪

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[Amerie] We all want to be
the hero of our own story.

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But there's only one way
to tell if you're a hero.

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[all screaming and coughing]

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[Amerie] And it's not about
how jacked you are.

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Or if you have a magic power,

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or you can eat ten Weet-Bix
in one sitting.

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Nope.

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The only way to tell if you're a hero…

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-[explosions]
-[all scream]

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[Amerie] …is to come
face-to-face with a villain.

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Where is Amerie and Harper?

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Has anyone seen Amerie or Harper?

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[panting]

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[distorted] ♪ Time to book a room
To stay tonight ♪

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[sirens approaching]

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["Candy" by Mandy Moore playing]

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-Term two, baby!
-[whoops]

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By the way,
I got your back-to-school present.

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Oh, yeah, is it a dad?

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From now on,
I am officially your bodyguard.

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I go wherever you go.

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You can't even chuck a shit
without me being there.

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I am gonna be the best goddamn mate
you've ever seen!

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[screams excitedly]

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-[cell phone beeps]
-But also…

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this.

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-[chuckling] What is that?
-Pepper spray.

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Did you make this yourself?

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Yeah, I found a recipe on the Internet.
Made myself one too.

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Bam!

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I have one mission from now on,
protect you at all costs.

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You're scaring me.

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This is kind of cool.

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Does it make you feel like
a powerful bitch?

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-Kind of.
-'Cause guess what we are.

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What?

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[dramatically] Powerful bitches!

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[Harper] Quick, it's the train.

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[indistinct chatter]

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It's the worst.

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[all chattering]

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It's of its time.

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[foreboding music playing]

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[Amerie] You okay, Harps?

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Oi! Let's go.

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Yeah. Yes.

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Turn.

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♪ I'm not mad, it's over ♪

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♪ Never gonna wait for your call ♪

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-[both laughing]
-♪ I don't need this anymore ♪

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-[squeals]
-[screams excitedly]

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I am gooped and gagged!

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How are we back already?

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-[Quinni laughs]
-Hey.

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[Darren exclaims]

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-[laughing]
-[Darren sighs]

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I am hungry for an education.

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I'm starving for it.

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Yeah, you bloody need one.

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[Quinni] Can we walk two by two?

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Is that annoying?

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It's all good.

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-Okay.
-Um… Oh.

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-Oh.
-[both chuckle]

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-You okay?
-Yeah. No, I'm totally fine.

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I only mentally prepared myself
to walk three abreast before Amerie came,

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it was just me and Darren
and before Darren, it was just me.

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Not that I'm not completely stoked
you're here.

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I know. Thank you for having me.

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Rat slut!

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You put Ca$h in jail!

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Ah, say more, I dare ya!

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[tense music playing]

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♪ Wanna get married, start a family ♪

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♪ Wanna love a lifetime… ♪

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[Darren] Mmm! Thirst incoming.

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Shut up! I told you I'm not going there.

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My priority is Harper this term.

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I give you one week.

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No, I'm serious, okay?
Boys are what messed up our friendship.

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♪ Baby, we can do it too ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ Well, maybe we're just naive, baby ♪

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One week.

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[song fades]

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[exhales] Brutal.

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She probably just didn't see me.

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Do you care,

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given what we yarned about
over the holidays?

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Yeah, about that.
Can we just keep that between us?

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I don't really need
any more drama in my life.

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You want a drama-free life,
stay clear of Amerie.

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That bitch is like Eris.
Chaos and strife just follow her.

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[chuckles] Who's Eris?

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Goddess of disaster.

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I'm really into mythology at the moment.

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It is sick.

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[Sasha] Vote for the Queer
Socialist Marxist

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Climate Crusaders Against Littering Party

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if you care about how much soft plastic

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the school canteen is not recycling.

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Reckon it's too late to be homeschooled?

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Don't know, but you've cooked it already
with that outfit.

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-Bugger off.
-[boy] I'm serious.

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That vest is chat.

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[Sasha continues indistinctly]

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Oi. Weed gummy?

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Dude, it's like 8:00 a.m.

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[Sasha] I stand for the mandatory use
of pronouns before class begins.

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-And I stand--
-[Spider] Pronouns are soft!

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Bronouns are actually in.

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Uh, for example, my name is Spider

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and my bronouns are dude, mate and bruh.

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That is an intentional act of bigotry
and a technical hate crime!

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Okay.

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[upbeat music playing]

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[Sasha] Election party tonight
at the bunkers.

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No spiders allowed.

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Okay, Dusty from Wish.

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-[Amerie] Yeah, what are you wearing?
-It's called evolving.

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Someone has to be
the hot guy at Hartley now.

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[scoffs] And that's you now, is it?

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I'm willing to fill
any holes left by Dusty.

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Any holes.

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She'd rather fuck a cattle prod, you perv.

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Chill. It's a compliment.

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Can't say anything anymore.

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What do you mean, "left by Dusty"?

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Oh, you didn't hear?
Dusty doesn't go here anymore.

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How could he, after you KO'd
his reputation in front of whole school?

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That's two guys
you've gotten kicked out of Hartley.

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First Ca$h and now Dusty.

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-Who's your next victim?
-Shut up, Spider!

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At least you didn't get Dusty in jail.

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I said shut the fuck up, Spider.

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Amerie, no!

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-[all gasp]
-[chuckles]

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Is that salad dressing?

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[Spider chuckles]

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[laughing] Oh!
[mockingly] He was mean to Harper

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so I'm gonna squirt him
with my Kraft Zesty.

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-[gripping music playing]
-[Zoe grunts, distorted]

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-[students exclaim]
-[Zoe seething]

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[indistinct chatter]

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Shit. Sorry, Zoe.

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Good to see you've done precisely zero
selfing-up over the holidays, Map Bitch.

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-[boy] You're the worst.
-[girl 1] You suck.

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[girl 2] Map Bitch.

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Shit, my gummies. Five-second rule.

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That's a lot of gummies, dude.

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You know, I was hoping
for an incident-free term,

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but instead I get you
almost taking out Anthony Vaughn's eye

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with the opera house.

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And what's even in this?

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Cayenne pepper, some vinegar…

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Smells delicious. And you're lucky
it didn't cause any damage, Amerie.

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Miss, those boys are cooked.

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They said messed up stuff to Harper,
and I wasn't gonna hear it.

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So do we think that assaulting people

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is a good way
of standing up for our friends?

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-Yeah.
-Yeah.

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Okay. You know what?

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I challenge you two to find a better way
of facing your disputes.

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You need to get more creative on it.

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You know, instead of a fight,

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you need to do a dance-off like they do
on those American teen movies.

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Instead of hitting people, you hit them

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with a "I don't like your vibe, man."

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"Get out of my space, yeah?"

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Go on. Get up and give it a go, please.

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Give it a go.

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[Amerie clears throat]

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I don't like your vibe, man.

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Get out of my space.

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Okay. Thank you. That's enough.

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Amerie, detention starting tomorrow.

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Harper, I'd like a word.

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-But, miss--
-Thank you, Amerie. You can go now.

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Go. Go. Go.

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-How you doing, Harper?
-Good.

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-How's your living situation?
-Good.

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Yeah, Amerie's been great,
lending me stuff.

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Still haven't been able to
get back into Dad's, so…

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So contact with him--

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I'm emancipating.

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Right.

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Well, I've let the other teachers know
about your situation.

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So if you need to step out of class,
or come to my office--

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Special Victims Unit. Yeah, cool.

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I'm fine.
I don't want any special treatment.

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Okay.

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-Yeah. No, okay.
-[clears throat]

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Should we go and smile for the camera?

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-Yeah.
-Okay.

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["Bugatti" by Tiga playing]

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♪ Girl comes up to me and says
"What you drivin'?" ♪

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Hey.

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The new Dusty just dropped. Come on.

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Worst you can say is no.

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Creep.

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That was worse.

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'Sup, girl?

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-Burn in hell, pervert.
-What did you say?

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[distorted] I said burn in hell, pervert!

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-Move.
-Creep. Burn in hell, pervert.

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-I don't feel so good.
-Disgusting.

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-[overlapping chatter]
-I'm sorry.

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Loser.

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-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-Disgusting.

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[tiny voice] Anthony.

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Everyone's right.

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You know what to do.

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-[song ends]
-[camera shutter clicking]

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Right. Brace yourself, Jojo.

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Yes, come in.

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You know the drill.

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Shortest at the front,
tallest at the back.

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That is not personal.

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It is purely practical.

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Come on. Let's get this done.

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[Amerie] Can't believe Dusty's gone.

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I heard he goes to St. Bruno's now.

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-He goes to a private boys school?
-Yeah.

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[kisses] Perfect. No notes.

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[gentle music playing]

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Cheers.

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[indistinct chatter]

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Yeah.

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You new?

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-Yeah.
-I'm Amerie.

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Rowan.

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-Nice vest.
-[all chuckle]

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[music fades]

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Welcome, everybody. Welcome back.

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Welcome to your home away from home.

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-We've missed you, haven't we, Jojo?
-Definitely.

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[Woodsy] So it's lovely to see
all your lovely faces.

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Now, I would like to introduce
a very special new student

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to our school.

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His name is Rowan.

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He comes all the way from Dubbo.

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Let's give Rowan a big welcome.

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Rowan from Dubbo.

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Hey, farmer wants a wife!

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[Woodsy] Okay. Thank you, Spencer.

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Aw, it's giving Morgan Wallen.

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Keep it country, farm-core.

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Calm your farm everybody.

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[students laughing]

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[Spider] Sorry, Vest&Less.

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Do you sleep in a shed or--

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Thank you. We have the photographer
for ten more minutes.

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-[loud bang]
-[all gasp]

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Fuck.

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-[blows air]
-[dramatic music playing]

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[Woodsy] I'm sure that you all remember

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head of PE, Mr. Timothy Voss.

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-Give a welcome back.
-[scattered applause]

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-Where's he been?
-I heard he joined a Russian cult.

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I heard he got suspended
for having an OnlyFans.

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"Zaddy Voss."

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-I heard about that.
-Thank you.

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Thank you, Principal Woods.

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Uh, great to be back
alongside you in the flesh.

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[chuckles] It's nice.

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Heard you had
an interesting term last term.

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Yeah. Looking forward to getting things

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back on track now that I'm back.

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So, as I always say…

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[imitating ring announcer] Let's get ready
to score some goals!

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Okay, so I've got goals for you.

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I'd like you to all have
lovely big smiles.

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Your hair nice and tidy,
and Amerie, if you could refrain

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from closing your eyes like you have done…

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I just forgot my eyedrops one time.

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Okay, everybody. And three, two--

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Oi! Anthony Vaughn's
chopping his dick off in the quad.

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-[all clamoring]
-[Woodsy] No! No! No!

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That is not your cue.

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My dick causes nothing but trouble.

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Makes you do stupid shit.

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-Makes girls hate me.
-[student laughs]

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Can't say anything
without being called creep.

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-[all exclaim]
-Anthony Vaughn!

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My dick is a curse,
so I'm gonna get rid of it.

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Somebody get him down from there, please.

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Miss, he's got a weapon!

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He's not really gonna chop his dick off.

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Uh, I am. I totally am.

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["Ali" by Omega Sapien playing]

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[students chanting] Chop it off!

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-[Voss yelling]
-[Ant grunts]

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-[song stops]
-[all gasp]

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Nicely played, Timothy.

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I wasn't really gonna do it.

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[Woodsy] Yes, but Anthony Vaughn,

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there are better ways
of expressing your emotions

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than threatening to extricate your penis.

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Like what?

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We've actually gone through this in SLTs.

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It can be useful
to talk about how we're feeling

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before it starts to come out
of us in other ways.

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[Voss] Here we go.

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Something to add?

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Turned my back for ten weeks,

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Hartley's transformed
into a woke snowflake nightmare.

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Sorry, "woke snowflake nightmare"?

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Yes, excuse me, Timothy,

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but the SLT classes
have been a roaring success,

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thanks to Jojo.

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Oh, really?

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This is a roaring success, is it?

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Oh, you're blaming this on SLTs?

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They're your words, not mine.

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Now, male school dropouts
are through the roof, are they not?

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[Woodsy] They are.

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Suspension's left, right,
and in the center.

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Young men are experiencing
a crisis of confidence right now.

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Yeah, he's not wrong.

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[Voss] Now the boys at Hartley
are scared to breathe.

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And SLT classes may be exacerbating that.

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Sounds right. All we get told is that
everything wrong in the world

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is caused by our dicks.

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We don't target boys in SLT class.

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The point is to give these kids the space
to discuss what they're going through.

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"Discuss."

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Boys can't communicate
the same way as girls.

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You know that. We communicate by doing.

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Now the great Nollsy said it best.

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"There is a little boy
waiting at the counter of a corner shop."

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"Now he has been waiting down there,
waiting half of the day,

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and they never ever see him from the top."

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"Now he's been pushed around."

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"Knocked to the ground."

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"And he gets to his feet and he says,

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what about…"

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Me?

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"What about he?"

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"It isn't fair."

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♪ I've had enough! ♪

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♪ Now I want my share ♪

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♪ Can't you see, yeah ♪

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[both] ♪ I wanna live ♪

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♪ But you… ♪

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Okay.

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♪ Just take more than you give… ♪

15:05.640 --> 15:06.839
-I love this song.
-Okay.

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It's so true.

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[Jojo] Yeah, sure. Look…

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-I do love this song.
-SLT class might not be perfect

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-but unless you've got a better idea.
-Maybe I do.

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That's good then, isn't it?
Jojo, well done.

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And Timothy, I really do
look forward to that idea.

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-I'm on it.
-Good.

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Is his penis still attached or what?

15:26.280 --> 15:28.920
The boys at this school
are actually munted.

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-Oh yeah.
-[Amerie sighs]

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Entertainment, though.

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[Harper] My bag's gone.

15:35.719 --> 15:38.079
That's so weird.
I swear we left ours together.

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We did. Someone's racked it.

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I'm sure Darren and Quinni
probably took it. They'll show up.

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Don't worry. Come on.

15:47.360 --> 15:49.360
[suspenseful music playing]

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-[music fades]
-[cell phone vibrating]

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[woman] You're about to receive
a telephone call from an inmate

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at Denison Correctional Complex.

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[Ca$h] I know I said 8:00.
Bloody Clocks wouldn't get off the phone.

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Which one is Clocks again?

16:06.560 --> 16:10.839
You know, the, um, the ice addict
with the stumpy arm and a normal one.

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How's first day?

16:13.199 --> 16:14.680
[Darren] Oh. Boring.

16:14.760 --> 16:16.199
Dusty's left the school.

16:16.280 --> 16:19.240
There's a new hot guy,
Ant tried to chop his dick off.

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[chuckles]

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So, I'm not missing much then?

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-[chuckles] Nah.
-Wait.

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Is the new guy hot?

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Hot but regional, not my type.

16:29.719 --> 16:32.280
I can't believe I'm finally allowed
to visit you tomorrow.

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[chuckles softly] I know. I can't wait.

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I miss you.

16:41.000 --> 16:44.079
-[knocking over phone]
-[man] That your loverboy, cobba? Hey?

16:44.160 --> 16:46.400
-[kicking on door]
-Who's that?

16:47.199 --> 16:48.160
[Ca$h] Nobody.

16:50.839 --> 16:53.439
[Woodsy] So,
not the smoothest intro in the world,

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but now the kids have gotten it out
of their system, so I'm sure it'll pass.

16:57.359 --> 16:59.520
-[student imitates bleating]
-Oh, thank you.

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[sighs] I'm gonna level with you.

17:01.959 --> 17:05.079
The kids at Hartley are brutal. Brutal.

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There must be something in the water

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because it's been that way
since I've taught here.

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I used to cry myself to sleep
every night in my first year

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until I developed a thick outer shell
which toughened me up

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and ensured that I can't maintain
a close and personal relationship

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with anyone but my dog.

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So, I am going to pair you up with someone
who is no stranger to being the new kid.

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Malakai, this is Rowan.
Rowan, this is Malakai.

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Well done.

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Hope you have fun together.

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Come on.

17:36.720 --> 17:38.040
[indistinct chatter]

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[mellow music playing]

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[Malakai] That's the Chess Club
and that is the Haha Club.

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Some kids stole a bunch of pieces,
so they play with paint tins.

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And Haha Club only exists

17:50.120 --> 17:52.320
'cause our counselor
hasn't turned up for six months

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and they figured it'd be
a good short term fix, so…

17:55.120 --> 17:56.919
[students laughing]

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Well, like, what's your vibe?

17:58.440 --> 18:02.320
Are you sporty, nerdy, unhinged drama kid?

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-I'm more of a film geek.
-Ah.

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Well, there's an AV club.

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-They call them the Dungeon Dwellers.
-[both chuckle]

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Uh, checks out. Maybe I'll sign up.

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But, um, I've got… I've got SLT,
so I'll see you around.

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Oh, you've got sluts, okay.

18:19.680 --> 18:21.480
Oh, it… It's a class.

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Sure. [chuckles]

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Hey, there's a…
There's a party at the bunkers tonight.

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You should come.

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Yeah, sounds good.

18:34.120 --> 18:34.960
Bye.

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[music fades]

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[Jojo] Okay, peeps. [sighs]

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Welcome to SLT class.

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Thought we could start off
with something gentle.

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You'll notice art materials
in front of you.

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So pick whatever medium you like.

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We're meant to be learning about condoms
and blue waffle disease.

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-Why are we doing art?
-Don't look at it as art.

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Look at the canvas
as a way of expressing how you feel.

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Choose whatever color speaks to you.

18:59.280 --> 19:01.840
Miss, Spider's gone
with mental illness grey.

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[gasps] Are you flirting with me?

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No, I'm just hot and talking.

19:08.280 --> 19:09.879
[Spider sighs] Oh, my God.

19:11.080 --> 19:13.240
This is so fucking cringe.

19:14.520 --> 19:17.040
How would you like to express
how you're feeling, Spider?

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Oh, I don't know. Maybe chuck something?

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Punch something?

19:22.080 --> 19:25.240
Like-- Like, why is this
a better way of expressing myself

19:25.320 --> 19:27.879
than simply telling you
that this class sucks arse.

19:27.960 --> 19:29.960
Because art doesn't
involve hurting people.

19:30.040 --> 19:31.040
Voss is right.

19:31.120 --> 19:33.600
This is exactly why
Dusty had to leave the school

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and Ant had a menty-B.

19:34.879 --> 19:37.639
Yeah, the little trio of fuccbois is gone.

19:37.720 --> 19:39.120
You're irrelevant now.

19:39.200 --> 19:40.639
Men exist.

19:41.399 --> 19:42.560
Dicks exist.

19:42.639 --> 19:45.200
XY chromosomes exist.

19:45.280 --> 19:47.240
It's so easy to blame men, isn't it?

19:47.879 --> 19:50.200
But what are you actually
doing to help fix it?

19:50.280 --> 19:52.480
Like, how is this crayon gonna fix it?

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How is this crayon gonna fix me?

19:54.919 --> 20:00.320
[mockingly] Oh, uh-oh. Spider's gone
and literally pokémorphed into peak incel.

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That's it. I'm done.

20:01.639 --> 20:03.720
I am walking out
of this class once and for all,

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and I'm doing it as a tribute
to Anthony Vaughn.

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-[laughs]
-Oh, I'm sorry, did he die?

20:10.120 --> 20:11.520
Did he bleed out?

20:11.600 --> 20:13.840
All of you dudes in here,

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if you're actually men…

20:15.800 --> 20:17.000
[Amerie gasps]

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-Oh, hell no.
-Get up! Walk out with me.

20:19.120 --> 20:21.040
-If you leave--
-What are you gonna do?

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Go on. Touch me.

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Fuck SLTs.

20:25.560 --> 20:26.760
[gripping music playing]

20:26.840 --> 20:28.480
Fuck SLTS.

20:29.159 --> 20:32.200
Fuck SLTS. Fuck SLTS.

20:32.280 --> 20:34.360
[boys chanting] Fuck SLTS! Fuck SLTS!

20:34.440 --> 20:39.080
Fuck SLTS! Fuck SLTS!
Fuck SLTS! Fuck SLTS! Fuck SLTS!

20:39.159 --> 20:40.679
Hey, what-- What now?

20:40.760 --> 20:41.800
[music fades]

20:43.040 --> 20:44.520
Stacks on Tom!

20:44.600 --> 20:46.600
-[boys shouting]
-[quirky music playing]

20:49.720 --> 20:51.280
You're heavy. Get off!

20:52.000 --> 20:53.800
[students chattering]

20:57.720 --> 20:58.560
Oi!

21:00.240 --> 21:01.320
Oi, yourself.

21:02.480 --> 21:03.320
You avoiding me?

21:03.399 --> 21:06.760
Oh, no. I'm… No. What, why? No, no. Nope.

21:06.840 --> 21:10.399
I just thought you might've texted
or something over the holidays.

21:10.480 --> 21:12.520
Well, I didn't hear from you either.

21:12.600 --> 21:15.000
Yeah, I just, I didn't wanna rush you.

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Well, not that there's
anything to be rushed.

21:18.800 --> 21:20.000
[gentle music playing]

21:21.720 --> 21:23.240
I've been thinking a lot about you.

21:23.320 --> 21:25.360
I've been thinking a lot about you too.

21:26.560 --> 21:29.520
But I really need to be there
for Harper right now.

21:29.600 --> 21:32.240
I-- I really wanna just focus on her.

21:33.879 --> 21:35.919
Mmm. I get it.

21:36.000 --> 21:37.560
-You do?
-Yeah.

21:38.480 --> 21:41.399
I'm not gonna pretend
I'm not disappointed. But…

21:43.120 --> 21:44.159
that's cool of you.

21:45.720 --> 21:48.040
♪ Ah, ah, ah, I'm… ♪

21:48.120 --> 21:49.040
Fuck it.

21:49.120 --> 21:51.760
♪ I'm feeling tied up, tied up ♪

21:51.840 --> 21:54.120
♪ Tryna be a better man ♪

21:55.879 --> 21:58.200
♪ Tryna be a better man ♪

21:59.840 --> 22:03.240
♪ Caught and I'm feeling fired up
Fired up ♪

22:03.760 --> 22:05.520
♪ Hot than a ceiling fan ♪

22:05.600 --> 22:07.399
[breathing heavily]

22:07.480 --> 22:09.679
♪ Caught and I'm feeling fired up ♪

22:09.760 --> 22:10.960
[both moaning]

22:11.679 --> 22:13.840
♪ Tryna be a better man ♪

22:13.919 --> 22:15.240
[song fades]

22:15.320 --> 22:17.760
So are you going to
the bunker thing tonight?

22:17.840 --> 22:19.720
-Um, Malakai, um…
-Hmm.

22:19.800 --> 22:22.399
That was nice. Really nice.

22:22.480 --> 22:24.960
But… I meant what I said

22:25.040 --> 22:28.200
and I really need
to prioritize Harper right now.

22:28.280 --> 22:29.120
Is that okay?

22:31.120 --> 22:32.320
Yeah, yeah, totally.

22:32.399 --> 22:33.360
Amerie! [panting]

22:33.439 --> 22:35.720
-We were just--
-[Darren] We found Harper's bag.

22:36.520 --> 22:38.720
[sniffing]

22:41.200 --> 22:44.560
Hmm. Didn't even last a day.

22:45.800 --> 22:48.399
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

22:51.720 --> 22:54.000
[foreboding music playing]

22:54.080 --> 22:55.879
[Amerie] This is so messed up.

22:56.520 --> 22:58.320
[Darren] What kind of psycho
would do this?

22:59.280 --> 23:01.679
Rigor mortis has set in.
It's been dead about two days.

23:01.760 --> 23:03.960
NCIS: Hartley High. [gags]

23:05.480 --> 23:07.879
-Oh, Quinni, no.
-[camera shutter clicks]

23:07.960 --> 23:09.480
We've gotta give it a proper burial.

23:09.560 --> 23:12.399
All right, which one of you
dickheads is the Bird Psycho?

23:13.840 --> 23:16.200
It's probably just
some idiot playing a joke.

23:17.399 --> 23:19.120
[music intensifies, fades]

23:19.200 --> 23:20.919
It's Chook. I know it is.

23:21.000 --> 23:23.919
Nah, someone would've seen him.
Woodsy and I are hyper alert to it.

23:24.000 --> 23:25.159
It's gotta be Spider.

23:25.720 --> 23:26.720
I think I've seen him.

23:30.040 --> 23:32.000
-It's been weeks, though.
-So?

23:32.720 --> 23:35.399
So I kind of just thought
maybe he didn't know it was us.

23:35.480 --> 23:37.120
Or maybe he's waiting?

23:37.200 --> 23:39.399
Or maybe I'm going nuts?

23:40.360 --> 23:41.960
I really don't think it's Chook.

23:42.919 --> 23:46.280
Come to the gatho tonight.
I will force Spider to admit it was him.

23:46.360 --> 23:49.399
As fun as that sounds,
I got some shit to do.

23:50.960 --> 23:52.320
One little signature.

23:55.360 --> 23:57.360
[voice breaking] I sign this and Dad's…

23:58.080 --> 23:59.000
gone.

23:59.520 --> 24:01.600
[soft emotional music playing]

24:02.560 --> 24:04.639
-It's just me.
-It's not just you.

24:04.720 --> 24:05.800
Come on, you have me.

24:05.879 --> 24:07.120
It'll never be just you.

24:07.200 --> 24:08.439
Not forever.

24:09.000 --> 24:10.600
We'll grow up and you'll become like

24:10.679 --> 24:14.040
some boss celebrity surgeon,
and I'll join a bikie gang.

24:14.120 --> 24:16.760
Oh, fuck that.
I want to join your bikie gang.

24:19.040 --> 24:20.360
I mean it, Harps.

24:21.360 --> 24:22.720
I'm gonna be here.

24:28.560 --> 24:29.960
[sniffles]

24:38.879 --> 24:40.840
-[sighs]
-[music fades]

24:40.919 --> 24:42.600
Screw it. Let's go to this gatho.

24:42.679 --> 24:44.800
-[squeals]
-Come on.

24:45.399 --> 24:48.399
["(It Goes Like) Nanana"
by Peggy Gou playing over speakers]

24:53.399 --> 24:55.800
[loud chatter and laughter]

24:58.720 --> 25:01.480
Given there's four of us now,
it'd be really helpful for me

25:01.560 --> 25:03.919
if we created a list of topics
to talk about tonight

25:04.000 --> 25:06.720
and then also schedule the topics
so we know the order.

25:06.800 --> 25:09.560
We can move between them organically,
but it'd be good if we knew

25:09.639 --> 25:11.760
we had finished one topic
before moving on.

25:11.840 --> 25:13.720
So, for example, the first topic could be

25:13.800 --> 25:15.800
Amerie becoming
so overprotective of Harper,

25:15.879 --> 25:17.399
which is ruining her love life.

25:17.480 --> 25:19.800
[Darren] That sounds kind of complicated.

25:19.879 --> 25:23.120
No, you're totally right.
Creating a schedule would be too much.

25:23.199 --> 25:25.520
-Sorry. Forget about it.
-[sniffs]

25:25.600 --> 25:27.560
This place stinks.

25:28.919 --> 25:31.159
Oh. No, it's not the place. It's my bag.

25:31.240 --> 25:32.280
The ibis is in it.

25:32.360 --> 25:34.159
I'm gonna bury him. It'll be a nice

25:34.240 --> 25:36.639
-final resting spot by the ocean.
-[Darren gags]

25:36.720 --> 25:39.960
♪ Just a feeling that I won't
Won't leave behind ♪

25:40.040 --> 25:43.600
♪ Because it's something that is on
It's on my mind ♪

25:43.679 --> 25:45.560
♪ I guess it goes like na-na-na ♪

25:45.639 --> 25:48.320
♪ Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na ♪

25:48.399 --> 25:50.520
You did it, right? You're Bird Psycho.

25:50.600 --> 25:51.679
[Spider] Here we go.

25:52.280 --> 25:56.240
Or maybe I'm just not the only one
who thinks that Harper's a witch.

25:56.320 --> 25:57.960
Enjoy the party, Cheezel breath.

25:59.879 --> 26:01.800
That dead shit is def Bird Psycho.

26:01.879 --> 26:04.520
Nah, he's scared of birds.

26:05.439 --> 26:06.639
Can't even touch one.

26:06.720 --> 26:08.240
[nasally] Oh, come off it.

26:08.320 --> 26:09.159
[Ant] It's true.

26:09.240 --> 26:12.520
When we were kids, he got swooped
by a swoopy boy magpie.

26:13.120 --> 26:14.600
Took a chunk out of his neck.

26:15.960 --> 26:20.080
-[screaming]
-[bird screeching]

26:20.159 --> 26:22.360
Bloke's got like a full phobia now.

26:23.080 --> 26:24.720
Birdaphobia, I believe.

26:24.800 --> 26:25.800
As if.

26:26.320 --> 26:28.560
[club music playing over speakers]

26:28.639 --> 26:31.040
Hey, look, it's farm-core.

26:31.120 --> 26:32.080
Country-core.

26:32.159 --> 26:34.480
-[girl] Oink, oink, Dubbo!
-[boy] Sheep lover!

26:37.879 --> 26:39.040
You made it.

26:39.120 --> 26:40.879
Kind of regretting it now.

26:41.919 --> 26:44.919
Never seen someone cop
so many different nicknames in my life.

26:45.520 --> 26:48.480
-I reckon Shatagonia might be my favorite.
-[laughs]

26:48.560 --> 26:51.240
I didn't even wear
this sort of thing back in Dubbo.

26:51.320 --> 26:54.560
I just, first day… I don't know.

26:54.639 --> 26:55.960
I got in my head about it.

26:56.040 --> 26:58.800
It's just that vest.
Lose that, you're fine.

26:58.879 --> 27:02.600
Yeah, but if I take it off now,
it's like I'm admitting defeat.

27:02.679 --> 27:05.639
Honestly, they're just gonna
go at you whatever you do.

27:05.720 --> 27:06.919
[chuckles]

27:10.399 --> 27:11.800
[boy] Nice one, no-vest.

27:13.080 --> 27:15.879
Can I interest you in a free vest?

27:15.960 --> 27:16.800
[chuckles]

27:16.879 --> 27:19.480
It comes with a bunch of ridicule,
some shame

27:19.560 --> 27:22.919
and a weird assumption
you know your way around livestock.

27:23.000 --> 27:25.480
Right, so the whole rumor
that you birthed a calf?

27:25.560 --> 27:26.919
Yeah, nah.

27:27.520 --> 27:28.720
Look at these hands.

27:28.800 --> 27:31.199
Never done a day's hard yakka
in their lives.

27:31.280 --> 27:32.120
Shit.

27:32.800 --> 27:35.199
True. They're pretty pristine, Rowan.

27:35.280 --> 27:37.760
["My My My!" by Troye Sivan
playing over speakers]

27:38.360 --> 27:41.040
-So, uh, you even from a farm?
-No.

27:42.199 --> 27:45.159
People don't realize,
but Dubbo's actually a city.

27:47.360 --> 27:50.560
Even if it's bullshit, you're probably
stuck with farm-core now.

27:50.639 --> 27:51.800
I've had worse.

27:51.879 --> 27:53.520
-I used to be "Spud."
-[chuckles]

27:53.600 --> 27:56.240
'Cause I was small, fat,
not a lot of hair.

27:56.320 --> 27:58.199
-Total potato.
-Oh!

27:58.879 --> 28:01.520
-I used to be "Booger" at my old school.
-[laughs]

28:01.600 --> 28:03.040
Long story, but…

28:03.639 --> 28:06.000
You're kind of
the only person here talking to me.

28:06.080 --> 28:07.720
Yeah. Yeah, same.

28:11.439 --> 28:13.520
So, let's hear it, Booger.

28:14.240 --> 28:16.960
♪ Oh, my, my, my ♪

28:18.399 --> 28:20.439
♪ I die every night with you ♪

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Hey, dick chopper!

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-Safety scissors!
-[laughter]

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["1 2 3" by Leon Hesby
playing over speakers]

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You okay, dude?

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I say no wuckas,

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but deep down I got many wuckas.

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I'm sorry about this morning.

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Amerie's kind of on one
about protecting me.

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Why don't girls like me?

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They think I'm like a creep.

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Then stop being a creep.

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I'm not.

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I'm a good guy.

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It just feels like…

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every time I open my mouth,
chicks jump down my throat.

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And not in a good way.

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[Harper] Yeah. I don't feel sorry for you.

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[Ant] Not even a little bit?

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[Harper] Girls are leery for a reason.

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I get that.
I know there are bad dudes out there,

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I just don't think I'm one of them.

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Anyone can be a bad dude.

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Know how exhausting it is to be a girl?
To have your guard up all the time?

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Yeah, I dressed as a Powerpuff Girl
for Halloween once.

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I always see you with Spider.

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Have you ever just tried
to be friends with a girl?

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Yeah, fully.

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Not just to hook up.

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Maybe you should start with that.

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-[club music playing over speakers]
-Hey!

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I just want you to know

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that I'm really focusing
a lot of my campaign energy

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into making Hartley
a safe space for non-males.

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Great.

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[hesitates]

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And I just think it's a bit probbo
that you're standing by an accused rapist.

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Ca$h didn't do anything.

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-And Harper doesn't hold him responsible--
-I'm glad Harper is so forgiving.

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But what about all the other survivors
you're sending a message to?

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Here's a campaign strategy for you,

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mind your own business.

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-Just go. Don't start.
-[Sasha scoffs]

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Hey, do you wanna go hide from everyone?

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[Amerie] Ant's clearly just lying
to cover for his mate.

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Ant's not that great at lying.

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Harper's terrified.

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If we can prove for sure
it's just something dumb that Spider did,

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she won't be so freaked out.

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I've got an idea.

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-[club music playing over speakers]
-[indistinct chatter, laughter]

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Oi! Skidmark!

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Heard you're afraid of birds.

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The fuck is that?

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-Fuck! Get away from me. [whimpers]
-[imitating bird screeching]

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-Check his neck.
-Don't let it touch me!

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-[Amerie] Check his neck.
-[screams]

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-No, please!
-He has got a scar there.

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Told ya! Swoopy boy phobia.

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[screaming]

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[Spider's scream echoes]

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[music and chatter continue in distance]

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I don't know how you're
putting up with all of this.

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Pretty used to people judging me.

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Am I a bad person for staying with Ca$h?

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No. Sasha's a bad person for saying that.

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But is there a part of you
that blames him for it, though?

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[Darren sighs]

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No.

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But… he could have told someone.
He could have done something more.

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He's the reason it wasn't worse.

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I said that in my statement,
and I'll say it at the trial.

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[scoffs softly] Trial.

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I have a boyfriend who's going on trial.

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It's crazy to think
he might not get out for a while.

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You get to see him
tomorrow, though, right?

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Yeah, his nan's taking me.

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We talk every day on the phone.

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But… Hmm.

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Actually getting to touch his hand…

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[breathes deeply]

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[exclaims]

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Oi, um, Spider says you're a witch.

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-Let's cast spells on people.
-[laughs]

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I'll go first.

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Um… [exhales]

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[clears throat]

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-Abraca…
-[laughing]

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Shut up!

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Abracadabra,

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may you always have
really bad dick cheese.

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Abracadabra…

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[Darren] Hot.

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[Harper] …may all the bindies
find their way into your feet.

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[chuckles]

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Hey, we should probably get out of here!

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What have you done now?

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[Amerie] Yeah, good chat.

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["Augustine" by Blood Orange playing]

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[Harper and Amerie speaking indistinctly']

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No!

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Yes, I did.

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I was so sure it was him.

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Oh, you and Quinni are nutjobs,
but thank you for trying.

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-[foreboding music playing]
-Piss off.

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It's Chook. It's gotta be.

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-How does he know where you live?
-He's clearly stalking me.

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Then we need to call the cops.

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And we'll tell them
I set fire to his car first.

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They'll love that.

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I dragged you into this. I'm so sorry.

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No, it's okay.
I won't let anything happen, all right?

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No offense, but what are you gonna do?

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We're little girls.

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We're dumb girls
that did a really stupid thing.

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And now we're facing the consequences.

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[sighs]

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["Rigatoni" playing]

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I can't believe you talked us into this.

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This isn't fucking Spy Kids,
Chook is dangerous.

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♪ I collect magnets ♪

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♪ Alphabets and Hello Kitty gadgets ♪

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♪ Pirates with one-eyed patches ♪

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♪ Kung-fu chefs with hatchets ♪

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♪ Panties of the ratchet ♪

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♪ Galore at the dollar store ♪

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[car engine starts]

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♪ Reminding me I don't have kids
And off the grid ♪

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-[engine revs]
-[camera shutter clicks]

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♪ I'll off my fam same way Söze did ♪

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♪ And my lawyer'll be Kobayashi ♪

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♪ Teflon Don got nothing on me ♪

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♪ So wasabi, too much make eye watery ♪

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♪ Hung jury, won lottery ♪

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♪ And clay pottery ♪

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♪ With bonsai tree ♪

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♪ Hey, don't bother me
Unless you're thе press ♪

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♪ You can follow me
No gun's you'll see ♪

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♪ Tucked in my vеst as I play chess ♪

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♪ Rook to H8, okay… ♪

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So what exactly are we looking for?

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[Amerie] Anything that proves
Chook's been following her

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and doing the dead bird stuff.

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Then Harper won't have to prove
he was there the night they took her.

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We can just get him arrested
for stalking or something.

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[cell phone ringing and vibrating]

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He left his phone.

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-[door opens]
-[Chook] Fuck!

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[objects clattering]

35:00.719 --> 35:02.799
-Ello-hay, Adlay.
-Who the fuck are you?

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We just wanna talk.

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So, let me get this straight.

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Youse reckon I came into your school,

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stole her bag, found a dead bird,

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put that dead bird on her bag,

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figured out where she lives,

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found another dead bird,
and put that dead bird on her doorstep.

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Yes, exactly!

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You're trying to get me to admit that?

35:23.799 --> 35:24.799
-No.
-[cell phone beeps]

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[automated voice] Recording.

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Youse are fucking pathetic, eh?

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-[cell phone beeps]
-Why would I do all this shit?

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Well, you have some motives.

35:33.319 --> 35:35.319
Yeah? What motives would they be?

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Think I'd mess with her
when we're still awaiting trial?

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How's that gonna look for my boys, huh?

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-That make sense to you?
-Not really.

35:44.160 --> 35:45.600
[tense music playing]

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No, not really?

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Not very clever breaking in here.

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I don't like people touching my shit.

35:56.520 --> 36:00.200
And I really don't like
being accused of shit I didn't do

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after you burned my fucking car

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and locked my lads in jail!

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You are lucky

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I am trying to keep
my nose clean at the moment.

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I think you should fuck off.

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Or you could stay.

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Oi, not you.

36:20.120 --> 36:21.520
[Darren breathing heavily]

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-Come here! Come here.
-[whimpering]

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It's all right.

36:26.759 --> 36:28.680
Look around you. Look around.

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[sobbing]

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This is Ca$h.

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This is his world.

36:36.000 --> 36:38.000
You think you know him, but you don't.

36:38.080 --> 36:39.040
[Darren sniffles]

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I do know him.

36:40.839 --> 36:43.120
Yeah? So he told you the real story?

36:43.200 --> 36:44.200
Did he? Come here.

36:44.279 --> 36:46.120
Come here. He told you the truth?

36:46.200 --> 36:47.680
What real story?

36:49.160 --> 36:50.160
Oh, you don't know?

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Oh, he was in on it.

36:53.759 --> 36:55.640
Yeah, he was gunning for it.

36:55.720 --> 36:57.520
[sniffling]

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He just got cold feet.

36:59.279 --> 37:00.279
That's not true.

37:00.759 --> 37:01.759
Yeah?

37:03.240 --> 37:06.640
Why do you think he chose
not to testify against Jayden and Tilla?

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Huh?

37:09.480 --> 37:12.040
Why do you think
he chose not to dob me in, huh?

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Because he's one of us.

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Always has been.

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Always will be.

37:25.359 --> 37:28.279
Like I said, you think you know someone.

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You don't know shit.

37:34.839 --> 37:35.759
Do you?

37:37.759 --> 37:38.600
Say it.

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-Say it!
-I don't know shit.

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Fuck off.

37:42.920 --> 37:45.319
[Darren sobbing]

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[exhales]

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Okay.

37:51.240 --> 37:53.920
Push that to the footy post and back.

37:54.480 --> 37:56.600
-Let's go.
-Why?

37:56.680 --> 37:59.120
There are many reasons why.

37:59.200 --> 38:01.520
Spider, just do it.
All of you, jump on some rubber.

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Let's go.

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-[Spider sighs heavily]
-[indistinct chatter]

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Come on, Anthony.
Show me what's under that sloppy joe.

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You should feel it in your quads.

38:13.080 --> 38:15.640
Didn't know you were
such a huge Shannon Noll fan.

38:15.720 --> 38:17.240
Not Shannon Noll.

38:17.319 --> 38:19.400
Moving Pictures, 1981 original.

38:19.480 --> 38:22.839
Thank you.
And Timothy made some valid points,

38:22.920 --> 38:24.720
and he's not the first
to raise this issue.

38:24.799 --> 38:27.680
I've got Anthony Vaughn's mother
on my back.

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Dustin's parents made their feelings known
when they withdrew him from the school.

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I have to show that I am taking
these concerns seriously, Jojo.

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By allowing them to do whatever this is.

38:37.920 --> 38:42.520
Well, yes, and also by making
the SLTs elective.

38:42.640 --> 38:43.480
[Voss] Come on!

38:43.759 --> 38:45.120
-What?
-Don't look at me like that.

38:45.200 --> 38:47.799
If you make SLTs an elective,
no one's going to come.

38:47.880 --> 38:51.359
I actually think it's gonna open up
a whole new cohort of students

38:51.440 --> 38:54.120
who will thrive under your tutelage, Jojo.

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You just gotta have some faith.

38:58.680 --> 39:01.440
[Voss] Rest assured,
we won't be doing any of that

39:02.000 --> 39:04.799
rubbish you had to stomach last term.

39:05.680 --> 39:09.600
There'll be no sitting around
singing "Kumbaya"

39:09.680 --> 39:12.200
-and talking about our feelings.
-[panting]

39:12.279 --> 39:13.799
[Voss] Now, once upon a time,

39:14.560 --> 39:16.000
we men were kings!

39:17.000 --> 39:18.160
We were warriors.

39:18.680 --> 39:20.799
-We were lords.
-[Spider grunts]

39:20.880 --> 39:22.720
[Voss] But this world made us weak.

39:23.279 --> 39:24.880
-Sooky. Whiny.
-[boy heaves]

39:25.640 --> 39:29.480
La-las who can't even push
a tire across a pitch.

39:29.560 --> 39:30.600
[boys panting]

39:30.680 --> 39:32.440
[Voss] That's going to change as of today.

39:33.279 --> 39:35.680
So come, Kings. Where are you?

39:37.080 --> 39:38.680
Hmm? You out there?

39:39.200 --> 39:41.000
Come, warriors. Hmm?

39:41.759 --> 39:42.799
Come, Lords.

39:42.880 --> 39:44.960
-"Cumlords."
-"Cumlords."

39:45.279 --> 39:47.040
-[boys chuckling]
-[Voss] Come together now.

39:47.120 --> 39:50.319
Come together
and release your inner beast.

39:51.000 --> 39:52.040
Cumlords.

39:52.120 --> 39:54.040
["Dexamphetamine" playing]

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We're the cumlords. We're the cumlords.

40:00.839 --> 40:04.480
[boys chanting] Cumlords!
Cumlords! Cumlords!

40:04.560 --> 40:07.839
Cumlords! Cumlords! Cumlords!

40:07.920 --> 40:10.120
-Cumlords! Cumlords! Cumlords!
-[howling]

40:10.200 --> 40:12.279
-Cumlords! Cumlords!
-What're they saying?

40:12.839 --> 40:16.160
Oh, they're saying "cumlords."
Real nice. Hmm.

40:16.240 --> 40:18.640
-[boys] Cumlords! Cumlords!
-[Woodsy] Hmm.

40:19.759 --> 40:23.040
[boys] Cumlords! Cumlords!
Cumlords! Cumlords!

40:23.120 --> 40:24.680
[song continues]

40:25.200 --> 40:26.480
Piggott, visitor.

40:29.600 --> 40:30.600
[song stops]

40:32.680 --> 40:34.680
[indistinct chatter]

40:37.240 --> 40:39.240
[mellow music playing]

40:50.600 --> 40:51.480
Hey. Hey.

40:51.560 --> 40:53.680
[Harper] Hey, where were you this morning?

40:53.759 --> 40:55.040
I don't think it's Chook.

40:55.680 --> 40:56.520
What?

40:56.600 --> 40:58.040
Bird Psycho, it's not Chook.

40:58.720 --> 41:00.120
Where were you this morning?

41:00.799 --> 41:02.920
-We went to see Chook.
-What the fuck!

41:03.000 --> 41:05.319
And he didn't seem
to know anything about it.

41:05.400 --> 41:08.160
-I don't think he wants revenge.
-He's a literal psychopath.

41:08.240 --> 41:11.040
-I took Quinni and Darren with me.
-I can't with this.

41:11.120 --> 41:13.400
I need you to stop.
Stop trying to protect me.

41:13.480 --> 41:15.000
Don't you see this is hurting you?

41:15.080 --> 41:17.319
Everything that happened to you
was my fault.

41:18.960 --> 41:21.000
-It wasn't.
-It's not just you, Harps.

41:21.080 --> 41:23.799
Everyone at this school thinks
that I'm a shitty person

41:23.880 --> 41:27.200
and I can't shake
this feeling that they're right.

41:27.279 --> 41:29.359
[soft emotional music playing]

41:29.440 --> 41:30.600
[Amerie sighs]

41:31.279 --> 41:32.839
You're not a shitty person.

41:34.600 --> 41:35.839
We both fucked up.

41:36.960 --> 41:39.120
And you're the best mate
in the whole world.

41:40.359 --> 41:43.560
You have so much energy, Am.

41:43.640 --> 41:46.839
You're like…
the Energizer Bunny on pingers.

41:48.400 --> 41:52.080
So when you turn all that on me,
it's fucking terrifying.

41:52.880 --> 41:56.440
You need to take that energy
and put it into something else.

41:56.520 --> 41:58.920
But I swear to God,
if you keep trying to protect me,

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I'm gonna shave your head.

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[chuckles]

42:07.799 --> 42:08.960
I would rock it though.

42:09.040 --> 42:11.279
[indistinct chatter, laughter]

42:11.359 --> 42:13.640
Oi, wait. Come here.

42:15.759 --> 42:17.880
Your little "cumlords" gag out there

42:17.960 --> 42:20.480
might've got you a detention
with another teacher.

42:21.480 --> 42:23.720
But not me. You know why?

42:24.279 --> 42:26.319
-No.
-Because I know how it is.

42:28.000 --> 42:30.680
Society is already trying to cut you down.

42:31.240 --> 42:34.920
My old man
ran his own company for 50 years.

42:35.680 --> 42:38.880
The little start-up
is a multinational success.

42:39.400 --> 42:40.480
Then he got fired

42:41.480 --> 42:43.359
from his own company that he started.

42:43.839 --> 42:44.839
And you know why?

42:45.400 --> 42:46.520
For a joke.

42:47.080 --> 42:49.920
His lifetime, a joke.

42:50.560 --> 42:51.640
[imitates explosion]

42:51.720 --> 42:54.240
But that's how this Brave New World works.

42:54.960 --> 42:58.600
Now, those boys out there,
they will walk through fire for you.

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And you know what that's called?

43:01.319 --> 43:02.400
Stupidity.

43:02.480 --> 43:04.240
It's called leadership.

43:05.480 --> 43:08.080
You're either born with it or you're not.

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Now, let me tell you,
Spencer, you have it.

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And me.

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Now, together, we can do great things.

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And we can start by setting right
a few things around here.

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For fellas. What do you say?

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Sounds… Sounds great.

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-Yeah.
-Yeah.

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-I knew I could count on you.
-Yeah.

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-Timothy.
-Stacy.

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-Nice to see you.
-And you.

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Contextualize "cumlords" for me,
would you?

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Absolutely.

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Comprehensive Understanding
of Masculinity…

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-[quirky music playing]
-Led…

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by Older Respected…

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-Dude…?
-…"s".

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[Woodsy] Hmm.

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Okay.

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Being a school captain

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is a huge responsibility.

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It requires leadership,

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-caring for other people.
-[students whispering]

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The very well-being of our students
is in their hands.

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This year, we've only had
one, uh, candidate come forward.

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Well done, Sasha.

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So I would like to encourage you all

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to be brave

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and throw your hat in the ring
and give it a go.

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Sasha, why don't you take us
through your policies?

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Thank you to our esteemed--

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Wait! [clears throat]

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I'm gonna run.

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Okay. Well done, Spencer,
if you'd like to--

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-Do you feel forgotten…
-[quirky music playing]

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…unseen, left behind,

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or worse,

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do you feel… [clears throat]
like you can't even breathe…

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-[boy 1] Huh?
-…for fear of getting canceled?

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-Oh.
-People like Sasha So

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have made me feel like I'm responsible

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for the world's problems
for far too long now.

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-It's disrespectful.
-And I'm sick of it.

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People can say what they want about me.

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-But what you see is what you get.
-[boy 2] Whoo!

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So I say, it's time for us,

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-the canceled, to take back the power.
-[Sasha scoffs]

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-[scattered whooping]
-[Spider] It's time to be unapologetic

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about who we really are.

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[Harper] Boo!

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So vote for me, Spencer White,

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if you want a real leader.

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-[cheers and applause]
-Yeah!

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Okay. Thank you so much, Spencer.

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If Spider gets school captain,
we're all doomed.

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I don't know if I feel any better
about Sasha being elected to be honest.

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I'm gonna run too.

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Am, what the hell?

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-[Woodsy] Amerie.
-Maybe this is it, Harps.

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This is what I put my energy into.

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Making it up to everyone.

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[Woodsy] Okay, well, this is unexpected.

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[enthralling music playing]

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Uh… Um…

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I doubt many of you
would want to vote for me.

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And I get it.
I've let a lot of people down.

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Even in the last day,
I think I've pissed off about 20 of you…

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Is she allowed to do this?

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…but I think that's what makes me
the best candidate

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because I wanna be better.

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I want to make it up to you all

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and I will work five times harder
than anyone else to do it.

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I will prove that I can be a good person.

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Plus who'd want these two dickheads
as school captain?

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They want this for themselves, not you,

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for their own egos.

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So… vote one.

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Amerie Wadia.
Hartley High's biggest fuck-up.

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Let me make it up to you.

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[music stops]

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[student coughs]

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-Whoo!
-[enthralling music continues]

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[Woodsy] Thank you, Amerie.

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Everybody, our three candidates
for school captain of Hartley High.

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[applause]

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[music fades]

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[indistinct chatter]

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Hey. So, um, it turns out Harper didn't
really want a full-time bodyguard.

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[chuckles] I see.

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So I have some time on my hands.

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Time you'll spend in the race
for school captain?

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[chuckles] I mean, yeah, that,

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but also time
that I could be spending with you.

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-I'd like that.
-Yeah, me too.

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Um, wanna start tonight?

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Sounds good.

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Hey, Booger.

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Hey, Spud.

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[Rowan] What are you up to tonight?

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[indistinct chatter]

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So, we'll be your campaign managers,

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but you're gonna have to choose a vice.

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-I was thinking Quinni.
-Seriously?

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-I reckon you'll be amazing.
-[cell phone chimes]

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How's the look on those two rockjobs
when you got up?

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What the hell?

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[foreboding music playing]

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[Quinni mutters]

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[Amerie] "You don't get to be the hero."

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"Bird Psycho."

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[Darren] Bird Psycho?

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Did this happen just now?

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Wait, so they're after you now?

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No. No, they were always after me.

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The ibis that was on my bag,
the one that I lent you,

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it's got my name on it.

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Then the mynah bird, that was my house.

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Whoever this is, they wanna bring me down.

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[Harper] So it really isn't Chook.

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We would've seen him in the hall.

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Whoever sent this
was in assembly just now.

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Bird Psycho's out to get Amerie.

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And they go to this school!

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[cell phones chiming]

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["Bizarre Love Triangle"
by New Order playing]

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[imperceptible]

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Who at Hartley hates me this much?

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[Amerie] We all want to be
the hero of our own story.

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But have you ever stopped to think
that at some point, to someone,

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you're the villain?

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♪ You say the words that I can't say ♪

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[song fades]

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[gripping electronic music playing]
ay ♪