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[modem warbling and beeping]

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[keyboard clacking]

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[gripping music playing]

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That bitch bullied me
from Year 6 to Year 8.

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She threw a basketball at my face
because I listen to Ed Sheeran.

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She put a prawn in my sleeping bag
in Year 9 camp.

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-I only like "Shape of You."
-Hello, darling.

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I have received a reward for 5,000 USDT,

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but I do not know…

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She broke my model.

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She broke my girlfriend's model.

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She's basically the reason I left Hartley.

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She used me for my body.

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-Fucking Map.
-She led me on for two years.

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She called me a self-righteous hag.

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-She told me I look like Gollum.
-She tried to drown me…

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-Called me a mayonnaise fuck.
-Gave me a vagina wedgie.

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She put hot glue in my retainer
during art.

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The reason why I turned straight…

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…waterboarded me
under the drinking fountain.

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[all] Amerie is an arsehole.

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-[indistinct chatter]
-[song playing softly over speakers]

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-[bell tinkles]
-[sighs]

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[Quinni slurping]

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Some random calling themselves
"Bird Psycho" started it last night.

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It already has 47 comments.

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Fifty now.

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Some of them might be fake.

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You'd never accuse someone
of fingering their dog.

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The point of running for captain
was to prove I'm a good person

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and I don't have a chance.

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Which is why we have to figure out
who Bird Psycho is fast.

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According to this thread,

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it could be one of 50 people
who think I'm a dumb bitch.

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As your vice-captain,
it's my duty to ensure

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our campaign runs as smoothly as possible.

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I'm launching an official investigation
to unmask the psycho.

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What? It makes her happy.

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-[cell phone vibrating]
-[sighs]

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You can't keep avoiding him.

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I can't stop thinking
about what Chook said.

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-That's why you need to talk to him.
-And say what?

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If he did do it, we are done.

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And if he didn't and I accuse him,
we may as well be done.

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So you're just gonna avoid
the conversation completely.

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[sighs]

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What?

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-[breathing deeply]
-[man punching and grunting]

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[man whistles]

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[laughs] Relax, we won't hurt you.

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Got orders to leave you be.

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Chook wants to talk.

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[sniffs] Yeah? What about?

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The fuck do we know?

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He wants you to put him
on your visitor list.

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He's got a few questions for you.

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Your move, bro.

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Wouldn't fuck about.

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[foreboding music playing]

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[sniffs]

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Then we stopped at a service station,
and that's when I ran for it.

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[man] So at no point did you actually
ask them to let you out.

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No.

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[hesitates] I think so. Before that.

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You think or you know?

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I told them they were going the wrong way.

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That's not the same
as being asked to be let out, is it?

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[Harper] How is that relevant?

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[woman] Harper, we know this is hard,

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but these are the questions
they'll ask you,

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and it's important that you present
in a manner that's sympathetic.

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[man] Your story has to remain the same

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between the committal hearing,
the trial and any appeals.

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Appeals?

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These type of cases are given priority,

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but this isn't gonna be over
in six months,

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much as we'd all like it to be. [echoing]

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[man] Why don't we move on to something
a bit more straightforward?

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-We need you… [echoes and fades]
-[Woodsy] Good girl!

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-[school bell ringing]
-[Harper grunts] Shit.

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[repeatedly] Shit.

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[pensive music playing]

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[sighs] Okay.

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Well, I am really glad
to see you all. [chuckles]

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I was kind of worried
no one would show up.

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And I'm pleased to see some new faces too.

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Still your SLTs, Miss.

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I thought you'd be too busy
with your campaign

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-to make time for sexual literacy.
-[door opens]

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-[panting]
-Hey, you okay?

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[Jojo] Well, I hope that
making it an elective

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means we can have
more constructive and healthy discourse

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-about sex and sexual-- Yeah?
-Oh!

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Now that it's just us girls,

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I was thinking maybe we could discuss

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why straight men don't know
how to wash their arseholes properly.

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-[students laugh]
-I am really glad you stayed, Darren.

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Yeah?

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I'd like to commend you for inviting
other less sex-obsessed students

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into this class to shift it away
from being an echo chamber.

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-[Jojo] Oh.
-[quirky music playing]

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Thank you.

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Come get your cousin, please.

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Uh, racist much?
Not all Black fellas are related.

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Uh, no, she actually is my cousin.

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[sighs in relief]

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["I Admit My Faults" playing]

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[Voss] Since the dawn of time,

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the slaughter and butchering
of a wild beast

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has been considered a sacred ritual.

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And a powerful form of male bonding.

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Hunters were the prime drivers
of human evolution.

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It's what gave our ancestors bipedalism,

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bigger brains, tools.

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Real men left the cave
and went out and got the job done.

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Yeah, we did.

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Are you man enough to get the job done?

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Yes, sir.

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Hey, farm-core! Found your formal date.

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Probably need to buy her dinner
before you finger her though.

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That guy has it in for you.

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Nah, I think he's just a general tosser.

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That's not how we make
our fellow fella feel welcome.

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What if he wanted to join us?

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I mean, it's true.
Could use a few more lords.

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Oi! All right. Come on.

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Don't be a nigel. Come check out our pig.

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Come on, give him a clap.

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[boy 1 whoops]

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This is a safe space.

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Wanna try some?

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So, Rowan,

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-wanna join the CUMLORDS?
-[laughs]

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Uh, what does that mean?

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-Well, it's about making space to be men.
-Yeah.

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Letting go of the bullshit,
focusing on what's real.

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-Real.
-[Amerie] What the hell is that?

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[song stops]

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Um, excuse me. I think we've booked out
this space for our values relay.

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I believe that
there's plenty of room for both.

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But we shouldn't have
to breathe in dead carcass

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while we're doing
a school activity, Mr. Voss.

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Well, it's a football field,
Ms. Obah, not a arts precinct.

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Last time we checked,
it's not a farmer's market, either.

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Rack off. This is Lord territory.

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-As candidate for SLTs…
-Since when?

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…I demand equal access to public spaces.

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Well, as a Q-S-M-C-C-A-L-P candidate,

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I would like to also add
that this is vegan hate.

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Not to mention blatantly
against the rights

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of the Hartley High's
Jewish and Muslim students.

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Is it even halal?

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[boy 2] Can pig be halal?

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Get that pig off the oval.

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Why don't we get this pig
off the oval first?

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-The fuck did you say?
-[boys laugh]

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[dramatic music playing]

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This is a prime example
of your PC feelings group

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invading sports spaces
under the guise of gender equality.

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Okay, so you're saying
sports spaces are male spaces?

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-Well, they're your words, not mine.
-[Spider snorting]

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All I'm trying to do
is lead these young men back to basics.

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There's a dead pig on the oval.

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And if you have
a problem with it, Ms. Obah,

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take it up with Principal Woods.

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Oh, well, thank you, Mr. Voss. I will.

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[Ant] Chill.

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[Jojo] Amerie. Oh, God.

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It's better she hears
both sides of the story.

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Grab a sandwich and, uh,
and join me quickly.

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[Rowan clears throat]

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So, you're a Cumlord now?

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Apparently.

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You know Spider's a dick, right?

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Can't be worse than the AV club.

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Those kids are weird.

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Plus, this pig is pretty good.

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It does smell pretty good.

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[mellow music playing]

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[Woodsy] If this is about
the comments thread,

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the IT guy is on paternity leave

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and I've been on the phone
for the last hour

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-to the Internet provider--
-[Spider] Ham sandwich?

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-It's homemade.
-That's a bribe.

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-Amerie…
-It's literally pork-barreling.

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It's a tasty treat
the boys and I whipped up

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as part of their outdoor activity program.

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Thank you very much.
I am very peckish, as it happens.

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-[whines]
-[mutters, muffled] Oh!

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That's really nice.

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-What's your secret?
-Cum-in.

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If we could get away
from the topic of cum,

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-that'd be great.
-CUMLORDS!

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[Woodsy] Thank you, Anthony.
Helpful as always.

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What is the problem?

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I'm concerned that Mr. Voss
and his man squad

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feel like they've got a monopoly
on all the sport spaces.

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It's not my fault
nobody watches women's sports.

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That's not true.

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Boys are sportier, all right?
It's basic science.

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No, it's gendered bullshit.

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The eradication of which
is one of my main campaign points.

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They're using the football ovals
to make tedious political points.

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I'm not sure what roasting a pig has to do
with any kind of educational curriculum.

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-Well done.
-If you give a man a fish,

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he'll be hungry the next day.

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-But if you teach a man to fish--
-It's a pig.

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Okay, if the boys think
that they're so sporty,

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why don't we face off?

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Game of footy.
Winner gets pick of the sports spaces.

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All right, you're on.

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Get ready to watch and learn how
a real athlete uses her body.

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Move that pig
and we'll see you on the oval

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mid-day tomorrow.

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-[students chattering]
-Sharp.

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Okay. Out, out, out,
out, out, out, out, out.

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-Plenty more beast where that came from.
-Thank you, Timothy.

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[quirky music playing]

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Yum.

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-Mmm! [smacks lips] Very yummy.
-[whining]

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-[music fades]
-[students chattering]

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-Is it straight? I can't tell.
-I wanna get campaign badges made.

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Do people still wear badges?

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I'd happily pin your face
anywhere on my body.

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-Anywhere?
-Mm-hmm.

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You can't make the SLTs your platform.

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Why not? I'm "Map bitch."

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I basically created SLTs.

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Uh, you're claiming credit
for what we all made happen.

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And if you still think you're in the race

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after what everyone's saying about you
and the Bird Psycho thread,

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-you're out of your mind.
-What thread?

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That's not even a thing.

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[Sasha] Fifty-seven comments?

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Are you kidding me?
You're political poison.

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Do you really think people are gonna vote

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for someone who chucked a shit
in an Ikea display toilet?

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You're splitting the vote.

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If both of us run, you're basically
handing the captaincy to Spider.

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Definitely food for thought,
Sasha, thank you so much.

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That Bird Psycho thread is right.

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You really are a selfish bitch!

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[clicks, whirrs]

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So, you and Amerie are back together then?

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Oh, I'm not buying into the shit
people are posting about it.

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I'm not talking about that.

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What about the other stuff
we talked about?

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Are you just going to ignore that?

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[indistinct chatter]

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-[sniffs] Yep, pretty much.
-[Missy] Nice.

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-Real healthy.
-Hmm.

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It's up to 68 comments. I'm a monster.

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You're just an equal opportunity arsehole.

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The good news is,
if we trace back the data to Year 7,

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we have a very clear list of suspects.

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[quirky music playing]

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Where do I even start with this?

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Who the hell is Maureen Takada?

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You egged her
when she got out of hospital.

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Oh, my God.

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She just got her appendix out.

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I mean, come on, drama queen.

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We have to systematically
work through the list

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and figure out who had the most capacity
to airdrop the photo.

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I plan on going and interrogating
our first suspect tonight.

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Who wants to come with me?

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-[clears throat]
-[music stops]

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[Quinni] Suit yourself. The sooner
we figure out who Bird Psycho is,

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the sooner we can
get your campaign back on track.

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[Harper] Am, relax.

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Malakai knows you're a good person.

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How could he after all this? [sighs]

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I just need to block out
all the negative noise

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and show him that I'm actually
a big ol' sweetheart.

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A sweetheart he wants to bang a lot.

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Aw! Romantic.

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Okay, cool.
So basically lock him in a room

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until he accepts you're a great person?

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[upbeat music playing]

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I love you.

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[man, unenthusiastically]
Welcome to Mystify Escape Rooms.

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Exciting twists and turns
await you in this thrilling adventure.

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Oh, no! Miss Honey Doo's toy shop

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has been overrun
with inexplicable happenings.

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You, our trusty paranormal detectives

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are hereby requested to solve the mystery.

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Fill out these public liability forms
for legal purposes

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and return them to the desk
when you're ready.

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Maybe Detectives Wadia and Mitchell
can also solve the mystery

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of who's saying shit about you.

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Can we just not talk about that for a bit?

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[muffled mysterious music playing
over speakers]

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Hey, it's Rowan.

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Oh! Farm-core! Didn't recognize him
without his leather chaps.

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Is something an arsehole would say,
which I am not.

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We should ask him to join us.

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Might not be too late
to save him from the Cumbuds.

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Absolutely.

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-[door opens]
-Rowan! Rowan, over here.

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Hey, thought you'd be
training with the CUMLORDS for tomorrow.

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[Rowan] No, I had work.
I just finished my shift.

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Oh, perfect.

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Me and Malakai were about to go in.
Why don't you come with us?

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Uh, no, that's cool.

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-I'll suck at it.
-Don't worry, I'll help you.

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It'll be so much fun.

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Well, well, if it isn't Houdini.

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Starting to think you were dead.

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Alive and kicking.

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So there's some other reason
you haven't been taking Dougie's calls.

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Dougie needs all the support
he can get in that shithole.

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Not some flibbertigibbet who ditches him
the minute he gets a better offer.

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It's not like that.

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Oh? How is it then, Darren?

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Enlighten me.

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Because the last I heard,
you told my grandson you loved him.

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But the minute he needed you,
you disappeared.

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I'm sorry. It's just… [inhales]

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…been a lot.

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[scoffs] Don't know why
you're crying to me about it.

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Maybe… you can tell him.

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[sighs]

13:41.400 --> 13:42.400
[exhales]

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Whatever you're feeling about Dougie,

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it's none of my business.

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But you at least owe him an explanation.

13:52.079 --> 13:54.880
Don't leave the poor bugger
wondering what went wrong.

13:59.959 --> 14:00.839
Can I get a lift?

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Uh, have you heard the term jailbait?

14:06.079 --> 14:07.599
[quirky music playing]

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[Malakai and Rowan chattering]

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[Malakai snaps fingers] $5.98.

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Okay, so that matches the number
on the creepy doll's foot.

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-[Malakai] Mmm.
-Now put that code into the cash register.

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-[keys clicking]
-[mechanism rattles]

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[cash register dings]

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Oh, we've got a key, people.

14:26.800 --> 14:28.040
-Yup!
-[Amerie] Yeah.

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[Malakai] Did anyone see a lock?

14:29.520 --> 14:31.760
Oh, what about behind the doll's house?

14:32.520 --> 14:35.439
Uh, yeah. I am pretty sure
that's bolted to the wall.

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-Oh, found it.
-[Malakai] Nice.

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Let's see if it fits.

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Could you grab the map
from the other room? We might need it.

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[Rowan] Crank…

14:43.160 --> 14:45.040
[Malakai] Oh. Oh! Is that it?

14:45.120 --> 14:47.120
-[mechanism cranks, clangs]
-[door opens]

14:47.199 --> 14:48.599
-Hey, over here.
-Oh.

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I love how
we just have fun like this together.

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-[loud thud]
-Don't you?

14:54.240 --> 14:57.000
Hey! Open up. Hey!

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-[Malakai] It's locked.
-[sighs]

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[Malakai] Try the crank again.

15:03.599 --> 15:05.079
[man over speaker] Room two,

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if you split the team,
you need to find a secret password

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to reopen the trapdoor
and proceed with the game.

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Any hints?

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[man] It's not behind the dollhouse.

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["Red Flags" by Mwayz playing]

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♪ They tryna get close ♪

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♪ Get uhh
Get ♪

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♪ Oh, I see the flags are red ♪

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♪ They tryna get close
To see our recipe to bread ♪

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♪ They must be broke
They had to feel now they fed ♪

15:34.640 --> 15:35.560
♪ They must be what? ♪

15:35.640 --> 15:38.719
♪ They must be down
And your squad they hear the rez ♪

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♪ I don't owe no one no money
I don't play no hide-and-seek ♪

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♪ I only fuckin' with my real ones
All my brothers push like leach ♪

15:44.640 --> 15:46.040
[song fades]

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[indistinct chatter]

15:50.319 --> 15:52.120
[sniffs, chuckles]

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Kind of suits you actually.

15:54.959 --> 15:58.079
I think that's actually my shirt
and my whole kit.

15:58.560 --> 15:59.520
I think it is.

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[sniffs]

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Could've answered my calls.

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I know, I'm sorry.

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I guess you're busy
with your real life now.

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You're my real life.

16:18.959 --> 16:20.959
[somber music playing]

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[sniffles] So, where have you been?

16:27.439 --> 16:30.359
-I needed some time to think.
-About what?

16:31.560 --> 16:34.439
About… [sighs] all of this.

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Why you're in here.

16:36.959 --> 16:39.880
I… I told you the truth, Darren.
I don't know what else--

16:39.959 --> 16:41.719
I know what you told me. It's just…

16:42.719 --> 16:43.719
[sighs]

16:44.400 --> 16:47.839
There's all these other parts of you
that I still don't understand,

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and I want to.

16:48.839 --> 16:50.400
What else is there to work out?

16:51.319 --> 16:53.359
I told you everything about that night.

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Did you?

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All of it?

16:58.040 --> 17:01.040
-You can tell me the truth.
-I am telling you the truth.

17:01.120 --> 17:03.079
Why do you suddenly think
I'm bullshitting?

17:03.160 --> 17:04.319
I don't know. I just…

17:05.599 --> 17:07.040
I need to know you weren't--

17:07.119 --> 17:09.079
What? What? That I wasn't in on it?

17:13.560 --> 17:17.359
If you think that I'm capable
of doing what they did to Harper,

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I don't know why you're here.

17:20.159 --> 17:22.280
Please don't get angry. [breath trembling]

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I love you.

17:23.800 --> 17:26.560
How can you love me
if you think I'm that kind of person?

17:36.280 --> 17:37.280
We're done here.

17:38.520 --> 17:40.520
[footsteps receding]

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[music fades]

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[door opens]

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[door closes]

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[mysterious music playing over speakers]

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[Amerie] I think one of the dolls
just winked at me.

17:55.600 --> 17:57.639
You're pretty good at escape rooms, eh?

17:58.639 --> 17:59.480
Am I?

17:59.960 --> 18:02.200
'Cause it seems like
I got us stuck in here.

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Well, you know, I meant before that.

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[whimsical music playing]

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Well, this guy I dated for a bit
was really into 'em.

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So I guess I picked up a few tricks.

18:13.000 --> 18:14.520
Right. Right.

18:14.600 --> 18:17.600
So, you… you… you date guys.

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Uh, not just guys.

18:21.000 --> 18:24.000
Are you gonna be weird about it?
I left that shit behind in Dubbo.

18:24.080 --> 18:26.480
No. Not at all. No way.

18:28.919 --> 18:32.080
I mean, I actually had
a threesome with a guy once, you know?

18:32.159 --> 18:34.520
[chuckles nervously]
It was pretty gay, so…

18:35.600 --> 18:39.200
Oh, well, my hat is off to you, sir.

18:39.280 --> 18:41.360
[Malakai chuckles] Hmm.

18:42.720 --> 18:45.440
[Amerie] Guys, I think I found
the dagger of fortune!

18:45.520 --> 18:48.120
-[both grunt]
-But it could just be a weird pen.

18:50.919 --> 18:52.280
I am so sorry.

18:52.360 --> 18:54.480
I had no idea it would suck that hard.

18:54.560 --> 18:57.080
-Ah, it was fun.
-Yeah, we killed it.

18:57.159 --> 19:00.200
Oh? So should we go get some food?

19:00.960 --> 19:03.159
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Did you wanna grab some food?

19:03.240 --> 19:06.200
Actually, I'm pretty tired.
Maybe we should just get going.

19:06.919 --> 19:08.760
Yeah, I gotta bail anyway.

19:09.360 --> 19:11.480
Thanks for the random time.

19:12.399 --> 19:13.919
See you on the field tomorrow.

19:17.000 --> 19:18.600
Yay! I'll book us an Uber.

19:18.679 --> 19:19.639
-Yeah.
-Mmm.

19:19.720 --> 19:20.679
[bell buzzes]

19:22.879 --> 19:24.080
[Darren sniffles]

19:39.000 --> 19:40.159
[keys jangling]

19:42.600 --> 19:43.800
[Nan sighs]

19:46.800 --> 19:48.679
Nobody's forcing you to do this.

19:50.399 --> 19:51.800
We'll get on with our lives

19:52.480 --> 19:54.000
whatever you decide to do.

19:55.159 --> 19:57.399
But don't be so quick
to give up on Dougie.

19:59.159 --> 20:01.080
I guess it's just…

20:02.399 --> 20:05.320
We haven't really known each other
for that long,

20:06.000 --> 20:07.200
in the scheme of things.

20:07.760 --> 20:08.840
[Nan] Huh.

20:08.919 --> 20:11.399
Now it's over. It's…

20:11.480 --> 20:13.399
[duck quacking]

20:14.720 --> 20:15.720
Ah.

20:17.480 --> 20:20.000
Do you know how we ended up with Darude?

20:20.080 --> 20:20.960
The duck?

20:22.040 --> 20:23.639
Dougie's uncle's got a…

20:23.720 --> 20:25.879
Well, they call it a farm,

20:25.960 --> 20:28.399
but I think
they're out there cooking meth.

20:29.240 --> 20:31.360
As cover there's all these bloody animals.

20:31.440 --> 20:33.399
Chooks, horses, pigs.

20:33.480 --> 20:34.399
Place stinks.

20:35.440 --> 20:39.159
We're out there one day
and Dougie's knee-high to a grasshopper,

20:39.800 --> 20:42.120
and there's all these
little ducklings around.

20:42.960 --> 20:44.919
His cousin's about to drown them.

20:45.000 --> 20:47.040
Dougie just goes real quiet.

20:47.120 --> 20:49.679
Slinks up to me, tears in his eyes,

20:49.760 --> 20:52.040
and he asks me
if we can't take all of them.

20:52.560 --> 20:56.240
"Oh, don't be a dickhead," I say.
"We live in a council house."

20:57.440 --> 20:59.800
And he puts his little hand
in mine and says,

20:59.879 --> 21:02.960
"Nan, if we could just save one."

21:03.040 --> 21:04.440
[gentle music playing]

21:05.240 --> 21:06.480
For all his fuck ups…

21:06.560 --> 21:07.440
[sighs]

21:07.520 --> 21:11.800
…that boy can't stand the idea
of another living creature suffering.

21:13.040 --> 21:14.679
That's what I know about him.

21:18.000 --> 21:18.840
Anyway.

21:19.360 --> 21:21.520
That's how we ended up with a bloody duck.

21:22.040 --> 21:23.840
[engine starts, revs]

21:26.840 --> 21:28.840
[quacking]

21:28.919 --> 21:31.080
♪ Hiwaves lil baby ♪

21:31.159 --> 21:32.520
[Malakai] This any good?

21:32.600 --> 21:33.520
Haven't read it.

21:35.000 --> 21:36.520
Come sit down.

21:38.040 --> 21:41.040
Oh, I just wanna stretch my back out.

21:41.120 --> 21:43.200
That room was like super cramped.

21:43.280 --> 21:45.000
I can give you a massage.

21:45.080 --> 21:48.040
No, no, no.
I think I need to roll it out maybe.

21:48.120 --> 21:50.240
You have a little ball,
like a tennis ball?

21:50.320 --> 21:54.840
No, but if it takes your mind off it,
I can massage your balls.

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[chuckles nervously]

21:58.720 --> 22:00.200
I'm waiting.

22:01.080 --> 22:02.800
♪ Hiwaves lil baby ♪

22:02.879 --> 22:05.120
What if your brother and sister hear us?

22:05.200 --> 22:06.600
It's a learning experience.

22:07.560 --> 22:08.480
That's gross.

22:09.000 --> 22:11.120
♪ Don't be sad ♪

22:11.200 --> 22:13.280
[Harper sighs] I can't do this.

22:13.360 --> 22:15.080
[pensive music playing]

22:15.159 --> 22:17.159
[keyboard clacking]

22:19.240 --> 22:21.240
[dishes clanking]

22:22.120 --> 22:23.720
[Yasmin] This thread is sick.

22:23.800 --> 22:26.240
Reckon Amerie really
killed someone's budgie?

22:26.320 --> 22:29.080
Put your phone down
and do something productive.

22:33.679 --> 22:35.200
What's "Legal Aid"?

22:35.280 --> 22:39.000
[sighs] It's when you're a povvo loser
and you can't afford a lawyer.

22:39.080 --> 22:40.840
Hey, you're not povvo loser.

22:41.520 --> 22:44.760
-[Malakai] What's your problem, Amerie?
-[Amerie] Because you always--

22:44.840 --> 22:46.040
What is that?

22:46.120 --> 22:48.120
[Amerie and Malakai continue arguing]

22:48.200 --> 22:51.120
[loudly] Hey, but what if they're
about to do sex stuff?

22:51.200 --> 22:52.159
Exactly.

22:52.240 --> 22:55.280
You've been weird all day.
It's so obvious what's going on.

22:55.360 --> 22:57.720
You think I'm a bitch 'cause
of the Bird Psycho thread.

22:57.800 --> 23:01.320
Amerie, I've already told you
I don't care about that.

23:01.399 --> 23:05.000
There are other things going on in my life
that's not about your drama.

23:05.080 --> 23:07.480
Like what? Like what?

23:08.320 --> 23:09.159
Huh? [sighs]

23:09.720 --> 23:12.800
If you don't care
then why are you shutting me out?

23:14.960 --> 23:16.320
See, you do care. I knew it.

23:16.399 --> 23:18.200
This is just so typical of you.

23:18.280 --> 23:20.040
You're making drama out of nothing.

23:20.120 --> 23:22.639
All I wanted was
to just hang out, stress-free.

23:22.720 --> 23:24.760
There was no stress. Where's the stress?

23:24.840 --> 23:26.800
-What do we call this?
-You being a fuckwit.

23:28.240 --> 23:31.080
Honestly, I just…
I really don't need this right now.

23:31.159 --> 23:33.159
[sputtering] What the hell?

23:33.240 --> 23:35.399
[door opens, slams shut]

23:35.480 --> 23:40.760
[loudly] I said I'd do it
and so I'm doing it!

23:40.840 --> 23:42.840
[in normal voice] Ugh, stupid idiot.

23:43.800 --> 23:45.840
Sasha, not so fast.

23:45.919 --> 23:47.600
[suspenseful jazz music playing]

23:47.679 --> 23:48.919
What are you doing here?

23:49.679 --> 23:53.480
Do you have a reasonable alibi
for the time of 8:20 p.m.,

23:53.560 --> 23:54.919
the previous evening?

23:55.480 --> 23:57.120
-What?
-Where were you last night?

23:58.760 --> 24:01.679
Recording this, by the way. [sighs]
It's protocol.

24:01.760 --> 24:03.000
[automated voice] Recording.

24:03.080 --> 24:06.280
I was at the movies.
Not that it's any of your business.

24:06.360 --> 24:08.480
Is there anyone who can verify that?

24:08.560 --> 24:09.919
You're not coming inside.

24:10.840 --> 24:12.840
-What movie were you seeing?
-Cowspiracy.

24:13.480 --> 24:16.879
I'm literally never speaking
to anyone who eats cheese ever again.

24:16.960 --> 24:19.200
-What time was the session?
-7:45.

24:20.800 --> 24:22.040
[whispers] Are you okay?

24:26.200 --> 24:27.200
We'll be in touch.

24:27.720 --> 24:28.560
[Sasha] Okay.

24:33.200 --> 24:36.200
[suspenseful music crescendos, fades]

24:37.840 --> 24:39.840
[indistinct chatter]

24:39.919 --> 24:41.639
[quirky music playing]

24:48.840 --> 24:50.360
This is serious shit, Lords.

24:51.360 --> 24:53.520
Today is about more than just the ball.

24:53.600 --> 24:54.480
Yeah?

24:54.560 --> 24:57.960
-Today the ball is a metaphor for…
-For our balls!

24:58.040 --> 24:59.439
Yeah, yeah, for our balls.

24:59.520 --> 25:01.960
You gonna let a bunch of SLTs
kick you in the balls?

25:02.040 --> 25:02.879
[boys] No!

25:02.960 --> 25:06.600
No. Today is about protecting our manhood.

25:06.679 --> 25:07.919
-Yeah!
-Yeah?

25:08.000 --> 25:12.040
'Cause a win today
is a step towards a win in the election.

25:12.840 --> 25:15.199
So that I can finally
make our voices heard,

25:15.280 --> 25:18.080
-so we can be free to be who we are.
-[boys cheer]

25:18.639 --> 25:20.679
Are we gonna let these knuckleheads

25:20.760 --> 25:23.639
-rob us of our basic school rights?
-[girls] No!

25:23.720 --> 25:27.040
[Amerie] We have just as much of a right
to sports facilities as those dickheads.

25:27.120 --> 25:30.240
This bullshit idea that men get
first dibs on sports grounds

25:30.320 --> 25:32.639
-just 'cause they got dicks.
-Transphobic, but…

25:32.720 --> 25:34.840
-Are we gonna stand for that?
-[girls] No.

25:34.919 --> 25:37.240
-I said, are we going to stand for that?
-[girls] No!

25:37.320 --> 25:39.720
Okay. So get out there and give 'em hell.

25:39.800 --> 25:42.720
[students chattering and cheering]

25:42.800 --> 25:45.840
Oi, are we gonna talk about
what happened yesterday?

25:45.919 --> 25:47.240
There's nothing to say.

25:47.320 --> 25:49.240
[Amerie] I don't understand
why we're fighting.

25:49.320 --> 25:50.639
Can you just talk to me?

25:50.720 --> 25:52.960
Do we have to unpack
our feelings every day?

25:53.040 --> 25:55.720
You sound exactly like
one of those Cumlord idiots.

25:55.800 --> 25:57.360
Maybe they're on to something.

25:57.439 --> 25:59.399
If you love them so much, join them.

25:59.480 --> 26:01.199
-Maybe I will.
-Maybe you should.

26:02.480 --> 26:03.360
Know what?

26:04.560 --> 26:05.439
Great idea.

26:05.520 --> 26:07.600
[pensive music playing]

26:07.679 --> 26:09.120
[Voss] Pass him the ball.

26:10.560 --> 26:11.679
What's happened there?

26:14.280 --> 26:15.280
[Amerie sighs]

26:17.399 --> 26:18.240
[music fades]

26:18.320 --> 26:19.679
He can't do that.

26:20.439 --> 26:21.520
Nice one. Welcome.

26:21.600 --> 26:22.439
Oi.

26:23.280 --> 26:24.520
Check it out.

26:24.600 --> 26:26.320
Oiled myself up in pig's fat.

26:26.399 --> 26:27.800
[quirky music playing]

26:27.879 --> 26:29.760
[exhales] No one's gonna tackle me.

26:30.800 --> 26:32.399
It's non-contact, you dickhead.

26:34.679 --> 26:35.879
[chuckles softly]

26:37.800 --> 26:38.800
Come on, boys.

26:38.879 --> 26:40.760
I can go mid if Malakai's out.

26:40.840 --> 26:42.480
Oh. Actually, Harps…

26:43.000 --> 26:45.320
Um… We're cool if you sit this one out?

26:45.399 --> 26:47.120
-What?
-[Missy] You sure you wanna play?

26:47.199 --> 26:48.080
Yeah. Why?

26:48.159 --> 26:52.480
You know, men running at you
might be a little bit triggering.

26:53.800 --> 26:54.919
No, I'm playing.

26:55.000 --> 26:57.560
If anything,
those shitheads should be scared of me.

26:57.639 --> 27:00.480
-["Just What You Feelin" playing]
-[whistle blows]

27:00.560 --> 27:01.879
[crowd cheering]

27:02.760 --> 27:04.320
Allez, SLTs!

27:16.199 --> 27:17.360
[Ant] CUMLORDS rule!

27:18.919 --> 27:20.000
[both grunt]

27:20.560 --> 27:23.679
[Spider] Harper! Don't touch her.
She'll put you in jail.

27:23.760 --> 27:25.679
-[boys laugh]
-[girl] Harper, you moll.

27:30.000 --> 27:32.040
[crowd cheering]

27:35.080 --> 27:36.399
[Woodsy] Nice and fair.

27:38.120 --> 27:43.159
-Go, Amerie Wadia!
-Stay on him, Amerie! Stay on him!

27:43.240 --> 27:44.199
[Voss] Come on.

27:45.000 --> 27:49.240
He said, "Comprehensive understanding
of masculinity,

27:49.320 --> 27:52.000
and that L means love."

27:52.080 --> 27:52.919
I think.

27:53.000 --> 27:54.679
Or maybe it was "learning."

27:54.760 --> 27:56.439
The whole thing is ridiculous.

27:57.159 --> 27:58.159
[both grunt]

27:59.000 --> 28:01.560
Is this really an appropriate form
of conflict resolution?

28:02.120 --> 28:02.960
[Spider] Go!

28:03.040 --> 28:04.199
What the fuck?

28:04.760 --> 28:07.679
-[Spider] Is she crying?
-[boy 1] Get off the field, bitch!

28:08.520 --> 28:10.399
[indistinct chatter]

28:14.399 --> 28:16.159
[players shouting]

28:18.199 --> 28:19.639
Come on, Spider.

28:19.720 --> 28:21.760
Put it in! I wanna see effort.

28:25.280 --> 28:27.040
[crowd cheering]

28:31.439 --> 28:33.320
[boy 2] That bitch Harper's a whore!

28:33.399 --> 28:35.120
[boy 3] Fuck off, slut!

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[boy 4] Crazy bitch!

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[Harper] Oh, fuck this.

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[dramatic music playing]

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-[Harper yells]
-[groans]

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-[Ant] Dude!
-[blows whistle]

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Get her off.

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-[whistle blowing]
-Okay. Hold this.

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-[referee] Break it up!
-[Harper yelling]

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[Woodsy] Oh.

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[sobbing]

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[groaning]

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Thank you. Take five, eh?

28:59.800 --> 29:00.959
Fucking psycho.

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[Ant groaning]

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Don't need a breather. I'm fine.

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Oh, okay.
So, tell me why were you just trying

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to kill Anthony Vaughn
with your bare hands?

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What is going on, Harper?

29:16.639 --> 29:20.000
You-- You're standing there
telling me you're all well and good.

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But that girl I just saw on the field
was carrying some pretty major rage.

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-[voice breaking] So?
-So…

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I'm trying to help that girl
and she won't let me.

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Do you really wanna help me?

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[sniffling]

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Stop everyone from treating me
like I'm made of glass.

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Give me some money
so I can get some proper clothes

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to wear to this trial
so I don't look like a bag-of-shit victim.

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Or give me a car so I don't have to catch
two buses to get to my lawyer's office.

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Or give me lawyers
who don't call me unsympathetic.

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Or get me a place to stay so I don't
have to occupy space at Amerie's house.

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How does that sound?

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[Harper sobbing]

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["House Of Jealous Lovers"
by The Rapture playing]

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Sasha's lying.
Cowspiracy came out in 2017.

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No one is screening it.
She's hiding something.

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[Darren] So what's in
your trash bag of treasures?

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Someone in that household is using
excessive hemorrhoid cream.

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Oh, my God. Give me!

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[chuckles] Thank you, Sasha.

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Come on, SLTs!

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♪ House of jealous lovers ♪

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[whistle blows]

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Come on, Lords. Thirty seconds left.

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-Get it out of there.
-Come on, come on.

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Up, up, up!

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["Blak Britney" by Miss Kaninna playing]

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♪ I'm a deadly bitch ♪

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♪ A Black Britney Spears ♪

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♪ I'm a deadly bitch ♪

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♪ A Black Britney Spears ♪

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♪ And I'ma tell 'em what they wanna hear ♪

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♪ Ha, downshift third gear ♪

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-[grunts]
-[girl] Come on, play that!

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-[Quinni] Come on, Missy!
-[Darren] Come on, Missy!

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["The Best" by Tina Turner playing]

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♪ You're simply the best ♪

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[all cheering]

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Yes!

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♪ Better than all the rest ♪

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[whistle blows]

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♪ Better than anyone ♪

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♪ Anyone I've ever met ♪

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♪ Ooh, you're the best ♪

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[Spider grunts]

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[cheering]

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[song fades]

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Well done.

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[school bell ringing]

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No, I think we should
take over the showers.

31:49.040 --> 31:51.480
Let them wash their nuts in the dunnies.

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[laughs] Did you see their faces?

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-Dumb Lords.
-Literally!

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It's great that the conflict was resolved
through physical methods,

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but there are plenty of other safe spaces
in school that we can--

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[laughs]

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Something to add, Zoe?

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Well, is this a safe space?

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I'd hope so.

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Or is it just a space
that encourages teens to have sex?

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[Jojo] I wouldn't say that.

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Uh, I'm sorry, Miss,

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but I think Zoe and her Puritans
are in the wrong class.

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We're sex positive here.

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Yeah, I'm sex positive too.

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Positive that meaningless sex
leaves you feeling like shit.

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-Speak for yourself.
-[Zoe] I am actually.

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I've gone… [chuckles] 56 days

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and I feel amazing.

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No masturbation, no sex.

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-What is that?
-[Zoe] It's all over TikTok,

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that celibacy improves
mental clarity and energy levels--

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I saw a TikTok that says
orgasms actually improve

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the immune system
and cardiovascular health.

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If we could all stop taking
medical advice from TikTok,

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that would be great.

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I'm happier,
I have a stronger sense of self-worth.

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I'm in a committed relationship.
Felix. He's in Year 12.

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He's not going to get to see my naked body

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until I'm sure he's in love
with my naked soul.

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Give me a break.

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It's the reason, uh, I don't get into
the sort of unfortunate situations

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that some other girls
have found themselves in.

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-Fuck off, Zoe.
-Watch your mouth.

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Let her keep talking.

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[Zoe scoffs] I'm just saying,
if you've made it no secret

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that you're the kind of girl
that has threesomes,

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has zero sense of self worth
and fucks other people's boyfriends--

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Then what? Huh?

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[Jojo] Hey, okay, that's enough.

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[tense music playing]

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[softly] Bye.

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[Missy] I'm all about defending mob

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but you're making it
fucking hard right now.

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Hmm, guess not all skinfolk are kinfolk.

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Yeah, and my mom wants
her fucking scone recipe back.

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Why have you got
to bring this up every time?

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It is a family recipe, and you know that.

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[groans softly]

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[Harper] Are you okay?

33:51.719 --> 33:53.600
-Mom?
-[chuckles] It's Harper.

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Come to kick me in the nuts,

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I'll scream for the nurse.

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Shut up.

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[grunts, sniffs]

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Oh, I'm sorry
I rammed your head into the dirt.

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That's okay.

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Everyone keeps tiptoeing around me

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like I'm some kind of freak,
and I just want to be normal.

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Like, go to a party

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and smoke some STIGs and vomit in a bush
and hook up with someone I shouldn't.

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So… I guess I kind of lashed out.

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[clicks tongue] That's totally fair.

34:31.600 --> 34:33.759
["Hopefulessness" by Courtney Barnett
playing]

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Oh, if you're, um…
wondering why I'm so oily,

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it's just pig's fat.

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[chuckles]

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Actually, I was thinking
you look kind of hot all greased up.

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♪ I don't wanna… ♪

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Oh.

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♪ I don't wanna know ♪

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[song fades]

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-I don't know if this is a good idea.
-Why?

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-You seem kind of, uh--
-Kind of what?

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Unstable.

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Oh. Um…

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Sorry. Maybe that was
a shit choice of words.

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-[clears throat]
-Maybe you're not

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in the right headspace or something?

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I want to, Harper.

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Really.

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I just, um…

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I just don't think you really want to.

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And like I remember when Jojo said, uh,

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when it comes to consent, you know,

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you have to take in
the whole context of the situation,

35:58.240 --> 36:00.680
not just the words
coming out of someone's mouth.

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Wow, Ant.

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Look at you being the good guy for once.

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-["Make It Up" by Tirzah playing]
-[breathing heavily]

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SLTs run the oval now.

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Might go take a nap on it.

36:24.680 --> 36:27.120
Good to know you'll make
the best use of it after that.

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Piss off.

36:32.120 --> 36:33.360
Hey, uh, you were, uh…

36:34.480 --> 36:36.799
You were actually
really good out there today.

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Seriously.

36:39.720 --> 36:40.600
Okay.

36:47.360 --> 36:49.160
Bye-bye, dickhead. Jog on.

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Ah.

36:52.359 --> 36:53.359
[music fades]

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[meat thuds]

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[indistinct chatter]

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I have no idea what's going on,
but I deserve to know.

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Do you want to be with me or not?

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It shouldn't be a hard question.

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I mean…

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I really care about you, Amerie.

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I-- I do. I just…

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There's all this other shit going on and,

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-like, none of it's… It's not gelling.
-[scoffs]

37:19.759 --> 37:20.839
[Malakai] No, please.

37:21.359 --> 37:22.200
I…

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What if we just took it slow for a bit?

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You know, like, keep it casual.

37:30.000 --> 37:32.279
No labels or anything for a bit.

37:33.640 --> 37:34.480
Yeah?

37:35.359 --> 37:36.640
[pensive music playing]

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Um… Yeah.

37:38.520 --> 37:40.560
-Okay.
-Yeah? Thank you.

37:40.640 --> 37:41.960
I knew you'd understand.

37:42.920 --> 37:44.920
[hesitates, sighs]

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[music fades]

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[toilet flushes]

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-Does this mean anything to you?
-[suspenseful jazz music playing]

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You scared the shit out of me.
What do you want?

37:57.240 --> 37:58.839
Just answer the question.

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It's a receipt.

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Exactly. A receipt that I ran through
Google Translate.

38:05.200 --> 38:07.920
A receipt for a place called Lucky Duck,

38:08.000 --> 38:11.600
which is an Internet café in Maroubra.

38:11.680 --> 38:13.680
The perfect place
to start a comment thread

38:13.759 --> 38:15.799
on an IP address that can't be tracked.

38:16.560 --> 38:19.720
I have to admire your cunning,
but the game's up. [sighs]

38:19.799 --> 38:21.799
Is… is that what this is about?

38:21.880 --> 38:23.600
You think I started that thread?

38:23.680 --> 38:24.600
You have motive.

38:25.240 --> 38:28.000
-Amerie's your competition.
-Yeah, but I'm not a psycho.

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Anyway, Google Translate sucks.

38:30.440 --> 38:32.359
This says, "Good Luck Duck."

38:32.839 --> 38:34.920
"Good Luck Duck."

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It's a restaurant in Matraville.

38:36.839 --> 38:39.960
This phrase means
steamed greens with garlic sauce.

38:42.600 --> 38:44.120
So what's the charge?

38:44.200 --> 38:45.240
Eating a meal?

38:45.839 --> 38:48.319
A succulent Chinese meal?

38:49.480 --> 38:52.359
But why did you lie and say
you went to the movie theater?

38:54.520 --> 38:55.680
Good Luck Duck.

38:57.480 --> 38:59.839
-You're supposed to be a vegan.
-I am. I am.

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But you haven't lived
until you've tasted that duck, Quinni.

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Plus I only go, like, once a year.

39:07.359 --> 39:08.640
You're not Bird Psycho.

39:09.200 --> 39:10.520
You're just a hypocrite.

39:10.600 --> 39:12.160
Please don't tell anyone.

39:12.240 --> 39:13.400
[toilet flushes]

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[faint laughter]

39:15.120 --> 39:16.240
[door closes]

39:17.040 --> 39:18.640
[indistinct chatter]

39:19.880 --> 39:22.680
I just crossed off Sasha
as a suspect for Bird Psycho.

39:22.759 --> 39:24.680
Oh. Right, cool.

39:24.759 --> 39:27.759
Which means that I only have
seven names left on my red list.

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My red list is all of my prime suspects.

39:30.319 --> 39:32.520
-[gasps]
-[foreboding music playing]

39:32.600 --> 39:34.279
[Quinni] What? [gasps]

39:34.839 --> 39:38.799
[Amerie] "Sometimes you need to walk
through the fire to be reborn."

39:40.520 --> 39:41.920
What does it mean?

39:42.520 --> 39:44.799
It means Bird Psycho's
not done with me yet.

39:45.560 --> 39:47.359
[suspenseful music playing]

39:48.080 --> 39:49.880
[Chook] I've decided to forgive you.

39:53.080 --> 39:56.480
Anyone else ratted on us the way you did,
they'd be fucking gone.

39:58.640 --> 39:59.680
[chuckles]

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Shit, man. I get it.

40:02.160 --> 40:04.200
Some shit went down.
Emotions are running high.

40:04.279 --> 40:05.279
You fucked up.

40:09.000 --> 40:10.160
End of the day, lad…

40:12.400 --> 40:14.759
you and me have been
through too much shit together

40:14.839 --> 40:16.279
to let this come between us.

40:19.000 --> 40:20.000
We're family.

40:21.720 --> 40:23.600
Other people don't give a shit, Ca$h.

40:24.720 --> 40:27.000
You think they do,
but they won't hang around.

40:29.319 --> 40:30.279
Me and you,

40:32.640 --> 40:34.520
we show up for each other. [chuckles]

40:39.520 --> 40:41.000
[chuckles]

40:41.080 --> 40:43.000
Come on, lad. Smile, man.

40:43.080 --> 40:45.799
-[breathes deeply]
-[music fades]

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When this is all over, I'm gonna be
waiting to welcome you home.

40:50.040 --> 40:51.080
[chuckles nervously]

40:58.160 --> 41:01.359
Do you reckon people would be
angry at me if I dropped the case?

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People are always
gonna be angry about some shit.

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-[sighs]
-This is your life, Harps. Nobody else's.

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You don't need
to defend yourself to anybody.

41:13.240 --> 41:14.960
Who cares what anyone else thinks?

41:15.040 --> 41:16.440
I only care what you think.

41:16.520 --> 41:19.400
[chuckles] Well, that's good
because you're my hero.

41:19.480 --> 41:20.440
[Harper chuckles]

41:21.120 --> 41:21.960
So,

41:23.120 --> 41:24.040
what do you want?

41:27.480 --> 41:28.480
I… [sighs]

41:29.640 --> 41:32.080
…wanna put this behind me
and get on with my life.

41:32.160 --> 41:33.680
I wanna drop the case.

41:34.560 --> 41:36.520
Well, there you go.

41:39.279 --> 41:40.400
[gentle music playing]

41:40.480 --> 41:41.880
Shit, that's big.

41:42.600 --> 41:43.520
Massive.

41:44.120 --> 41:46.600
Too massive for now.
What's going on with Malakai?

41:46.680 --> 41:50.160
Oh, God, no. You don't need to hear me
bang on about that boring crap.

41:50.680 --> 41:52.720
With everything that's going on,

41:53.920 --> 41:57.240
I just wanna talk about
stupid teenage stuff again.

41:58.640 --> 42:01.680
So spill. Every tiny, boring detail.

42:02.720 --> 42:04.359
-You sure?
-Yeah.

42:04.440 --> 42:06.120
The more basic, the better.

42:06.200 --> 42:08.200
[Amerie chuckles] Okay, well…

42:08.279 --> 42:09.799
[gentle music continues]

42:26.880 --> 42:28.000
[music fades]

42:28.080 --> 42:29.920
-[Rowan] Oh. Hey.
-Hey.

42:31.359 --> 42:32.799
What are you doing here?

42:33.279 --> 42:35.279
Oh, I was… [chuckles] I was just, um…

42:35.359 --> 42:36.319
I just really…

42:36.400 --> 42:38.440
I-- I wanted some… some wood.

42:38.960 --> 42:40.960
[whimsical music playing]

42:41.680 --> 42:44.319
Well, uh, you've come to the right place.

42:46.400 --> 42:49.160
We've got some structural timbers here.

42:49.240 --> 42:51.920
-Mm-hmm.
-Your balsas, your mahoganies.

42:52.799 --> 42:55.720
The pine here is the most common
for house framing…

42:55.799 --> 42:58.319
-Mm-hmm.
-…if that's what you were looking for.

43:00.759 --> 43:02.720
But I feel you don't care about that.

43:04.759 --> 43:06.120
[chuckles] I…

43:06.640 --> 43:08.799
I don't know why I'm here.

43:08.880 --> 43:09.720
I just…

43:11.120 --> 43:14.000
I guess I… I wanted to see you.

43:16.720 --> 43:17.600
[chuckles]

43:17.680 --> 43:20.120
Well, here I am.

43:20.200 --> 43:21.839
Ah, yes. Yes, you are.

43:25.279 --> 43:27.279
[indistinct chatter]

43:29.080 --> 43:30.720
[pensive music playing]

43:41.160 --> 43:42.520
[cell phone chimes]

43:48.799 --> 43:50.799
All right, so ethically,

43:50.879 --> 43:53.200
I can't give you money
or a house or a car,

43:53.279 --> 43:55.279
but I am going to teach you how to fish.

43:55.359 --> 43:56.200
What?

43:56.279 --> 43:58.520
It's just something
somebody said to me recently.

43:58.600 --> 44:01.680
Okay, don't get too enthusiastic
with that pedal

44:01.759 --> 44:03.200
when we hit the freeway.

44:03.879 --> 44:06.279
-I've already got two demerit points.
-[chuckles]

44:08.960 --> 44:12.200
So, um, so are you happy
with… with your decision?

44:13.600 --> 44:14.759
Yeah, I'm really happy.

44:16.200 --> 44:17.680
That's all that matters then.

44:18.319 --> 44:22.200
I know people were all amped
for me going to court, but…

44:22.279 --> 44:24.080
[breathes deeply]

44:24.160 --> 44:26.520
I want my life to be about something else.

44:26.600 --> 44:30.160
Yeah, it's a powerful choice,
and nobody can make it but you.

44:30.240 --> 44:32.240
[gentle music playing]

44:33.040 --> 44:36.720
All right. And no burnout,
thank you, Harper.

44:36.799 --> 44:38.200
[engine starts]

44:38.279 --> 44:40.080
-[Woodsy exhales deeply]
-[laughs]

44:40.160 --> 44:42.720
[Woodsy] You have it with me.
Oh! Oh! Okay. Yeah.

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Doing good. Doing great.

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Doing… Oh! Okay!

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-[engine revs]
-Oh, oh!

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-[bell buzzes]
-[door opens]

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[sniffs]

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♪ I was lying on the grass
On Sunday morning of last week ♪

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♪ Indulging in my self-defeat ♪

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♪ My mind was thugged
All laced and bugged ♪

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♪ All twisted wrong and beat ♪

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♪ A comfortable in three feet deep ♪

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♪ I know it's up for me ♪

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♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪

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♪ Making sure I'm not in too deep ♪

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♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪

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♪ Keeping versed and on my feet ♪

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♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪

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♪ My sunshine ♪

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♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪

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[upbeat music playing]
shine ♪