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["Bitches' Fuck-Off"
by Country Teasers playing]

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[muffled grunt]

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[breathing heavily]

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♪ I'm tired of bitches bitching ♪

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♪ I'm tired of slags slagging ♪

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♪ Tired of whores whoring ♪

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♪ I'm tired of women ♪

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♪ Sick of flirts flirting ♪

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♪ I'm sick of wenches wenching ♪

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♪ And I don't wanna hear no mention
Of emancipated women ♪

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♪ Stop ♪

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-[song fades]
-[boys grunting]

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Did sir say how big
the hole was supposed to be?

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For you it doesn't have to be big, eh?

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Oh, yeah, perfect
for your tiny tool, eh, Spider?

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[boys grunting]

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[Voss] Come on, fellas.
Put your backs into it.

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My mother worked harder
in her nursing home community garden.

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God rest her soul.

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Sir, no offense,
but what exactly are we doing?

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Other than breaking child labor laws.

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Are we digging our own graves?
I'm not really into that.

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[Spider] Oi!

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If you're not a little bitch,
quit bitching and dig.

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[Voss] Listen, I've gathered you all here

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'cause I wanna talk to you about pain.

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We know what it's like.

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We're used to being strong,

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having to act tough
like we don't feel pain,

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but I know men,

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and men feel.

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-Men feel hard.
-[dramatic music playing]

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Now, this hole is it judgment-free hole.

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Whatever it is that's bothering you,

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that's too painful

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or too difficult or scary to say out loud,

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write it down

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because today, lads, is all about

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-burying our feelings!
-Burying their feelings.

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-They're literally burying their feelings.
-[Voss continues speaking indistinctly]

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[music crescendos, fades]

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[birds chirping]

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[coughing]

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[blowing air]

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[rubbing hands]

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Good morning.

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-Oh. Hi.
-Hi.

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-Um… I… I got you this.
-Oh.

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I just took a stab
at what I thought you might like.

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That's kind. Thank you.

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-No, it's all good.
-You shouldn't have.

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[chuckles softly]

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Um… You know, normally, um…
Normally, if I'm up at this hour,

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it's 'cause I haven't been to bed yet.

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-Oh.
-[Ca$h clears throat]

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Well, um, I'm sure you can appreciate

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that it would be inappropriate
for us to meet on school grounds.

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But the charges were dropped.

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I know.

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I know, Douglas. Um…

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Look, I've considered your request,

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and I'm sorry, but I…
I can't let you back.

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I have a duty of care
to the other students

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and Hartley High has to be
a safe space for everyone.

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I mean, there are other options.

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Uh… TAFE, certificates,
um, online bridging courses.

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I'm happy to send you
any information you need.

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Yeah, um, no. [sputters] I'm all good.

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Don't… Don't worry about me, please.

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[inhales]

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Thank you. Um…

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Yeah, yeah. Thanks for your time.

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[somber music playing]

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Thank you for the coffee.

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Yep. Uh…

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[Ca$h sighs]

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So what did he say exactly?

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"We don't need labels."

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-What does that even mean?
-I don't know.

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Oral, but no hand-holding?

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There's definitely something up with him.
I just can't figure out what.

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[quirky music playing]

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So what'd you write about?

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Oh. Nothing yet.

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-You?
-[boys chattering]

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I just wrote about some guy
who showed up at my work,

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talked all night, hit it off,

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but now he's kind of acting weird with me.

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Malakai, I'm kidding. It's chill.

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Yeah. Sorry, I just…

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A bit all over the place.

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Maybe he's just got
some personal shit going on.

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-Like what?
-Jesus, Amerie. I don't know.

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You think I've got hive mind or something?

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[Harper] It's giving situationship.

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You know what they say.

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Eight out of ten situationships end badly.

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The other two?

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End horrifically.

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I think I just need to
ride out whatever this is

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until he realizes he wants to be with me.

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-[girls chattering]
-[music fades]

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[Voss] All right, boys, pens down.

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Now, we are not archaeologists.

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You want to dig deep, but not too deep.

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So it's time to say goodbye
to these feelings forever.

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♪ It's okay to not be all right… ♪

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I actually feel lighter.

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Me, too. That or I'm hungry.

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[song continues]

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[Voss] Very good, boys.

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[boy] Oh! [grunts] Stop.

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Well done, lads. Good job, boys.

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-Oi, Malakai!
-Be chill, Am.

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Hey, that looked like fun. You having fun?

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-[squeals, laughs]
-Yep. Uh, Yep.

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-Ew.
-Ugh.

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Heaps of fun.

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I've actually… I-- I've gotta go, so.

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Oh, right. Um, see you later then.

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-Yeah.
-Casually, or not. Either way.

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Yep.

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♪ You know I really love me… ♪

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[clears throat]

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Was that a, um…

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-A body shake?
-[Amerie] Hmm.

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-[Harper] Hmm.
-[Amerie] Mm-hmm.

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[Harper] Okay. Well, forget about him
and just focus on the election. Yeah?

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[song stops]

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[door creaks]

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[door creaking]

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[sighs]

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[gentle music playing]

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I thought for a sec
I was back at Mum's again.

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-But this bed is much comfier.
-Is that why you busted me out?

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So you could escape your mum and Bobby
while Rivers is on his book tour?

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Self-funded tour
for a self-published book. Please.

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Do not give that man more credit
than he's already paid for.

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Anyway, I wouldn't call it
"busting" you out.

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More like being a glorified Uber driver.

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I'm sorry for making you feel
like I didn't trust you.

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That was a moment of pure insanity.

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You came back.

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It's the only thing that matters.

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You been somewhere already?

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Uh, yeah, I wanted to,
uh, treat you. [sniffs]

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-Oi, angel.
-[chuckles]

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-[grunts softly]
-[music fades]

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Mmm. Um, what's on for you today?

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Nothing much.

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I'll just figure out
what I wanna do now I guess.

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I'm so jelly.
You're gonna have so much free time.

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Is that right?

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You'd better make yourself
useful around here then, eh?

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The garden's bloody desperate for a prune,

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and that bush out the front… [scoffs]

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…is even wilder than mine.

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Jesus, Nan.

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Either that or you go and have a chat
with that stuck-up principal

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about going back to school.

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No.

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You couldn't pay me to go back.

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It's embarrassing
I was there to begin with.

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Figure something out

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because I can't have you
rattling around here all day.

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I need me privacy.

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[Roger] Leave in 15?

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I've got 30 on Miss Betty,
and I'm feeling lucky.

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[gasps] Well, keep that up,

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-and you can forget getting any from me…
-[groans]

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…much less the horses.

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Try not to get
into too much trouble today.

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-Okay, Dougie?
-[Ca$h] Mm-hmm.

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Hmm.

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[laughs]

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You leave for three seconds
and she's already got a live-in boyfriend.

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Jesus Christ!

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Oh, shit. I'm late for school.

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[sighs]

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[quirky music playing]

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Guess it's just gonna be
you and me today, mate.

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[Darude quacking]

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[school bell ringing]

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Morning, Hartley High.
Welcome to another day in paradise.

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I'm Zoe Clark
with your election poll update.

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To no surprise,
Amerie Wadia and her whore party

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are trailing in the polls.

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Spencer White and the C-Lords party
are sitting comfortably in the middle,

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and Sasha So and her
QSM-whatever it is party

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-lead by a healthy margin.
-[cheering]

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This three-way race is anything but tight,

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but anything could change
after today's fundraising competition.

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You stay deadly, Hartley High.

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-She's very hardworking.
-[woman on cell phone] Good to know.

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Never seen anyone work harder.

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[woman continues indistinctly]

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She wouldn't slack off
if you paid her too.

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Unless… that was the job, I mean.

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Well, yes, she'll do whatever
you pay her to do.

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Not… [chuckles softly] "whatever."

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[clears throat] Yes, uh,
she's worked for me since 2005.

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[imperceptible]

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I mean 2015. [clears throat]

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Thank you.

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Buh-bye.

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Ant, we were only kids in 2015.

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I'm sorry.
Talking on the phone really freaks me out.

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Whatever, thanks for trying.

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I can still be your reference if you want.

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[cell phone ringing]

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It's Harry's.

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-Hello?
-[woman speaks indistinctly on cell phone]

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Yeah, that's me.

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Yep, that's… good advice.

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[imperceptible]

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Mm-hmm.

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Thanks for considering me.

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[sighs]

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I'm really sorry.

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[chuckling] I got it! I got a trial shift.

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-[both laughing]
-[quirky music playing]

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Ant's now my prime suspect.

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[Amerie] Really, Ant?

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After ruling out Sasha and Spider,

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there's too many other credible suspects,

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so I'm going back to my original list.

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Ant's name is first.

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Okay, well, the sooner this
Bird Psycho stuff is sorted, the better.

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I'm sick of my reputation being tanked.

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I wouldn't want
to publicly date me either.

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Oh, what'd you find out
from that creepy note?

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[Quinni] No prints.

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Standard ballpoint pen on paper,
no indented text from a previous page.

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This is a direct
aggressive attempt to scare you,

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but they made one crucial error.

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Now that we have their handwriting,

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it's only a matter of time
before they slip up.

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You are a genius, Quinni.

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If you figure out who this psycho is,
I swear, I owe you my firstborn.

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Oh. No, thank you. It's okay.

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Anyway, I was up all night
figuring out the correlations

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between demographic markers
and handwriting samples.

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Turns out, it's all junk science.

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There is no gendered way.

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I did figure out what to look for, though.

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So once I get my hands
on a few more samples,

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I can start ruling people out.

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Except Ant hasn't touched a pen
since Year 6.

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Part of the challenge
of being a good detective,

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unorthodox methods for a greater good.

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Those dirty old men
won't be able to resist this.

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Uh… Um…

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They're not old men.

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[toilet flushes]

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Huh?

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The Sydney Inter-Outer
East Women's Association Pitch Day

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is an annual tradition.

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-Your talking points.
-[Ant yawns]

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These women provide campaign funding

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to the nominated school captains
of underprivileged schools

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to help develop future leaders.

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Talking points.

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So networking and nepotism.

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Yes, thank you, Sasha.

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Last year, each party raised
over $1,000 each,

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and historically, the party
that raises the most amount of money

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goes on to win the election.

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So they'll just give us money?

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[Woodsy] They will listen
to your election promises

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and if it sounds meaningful,

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they will give you some money
toward your campaign.

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So shall we go?

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[Spider sighs]

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Hey, Miss, um--

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[Spider] Watch out, ladies.

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I'm gonna wipe the floor with these MILFs.

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Make sure you don't slip on the juices.

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[scoffs] You're feral.
No amount of Lynx Africa can change that.

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Okay. How about this?

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If you guys manage
to raise more money than I do,

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-I'll drop out of the election.
-Done.

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What do I get?

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You can suck my dick
'cause I'm not losing.

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[whimsical music playing]

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Done deal.

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Wait, what did I just agree to?

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Don't lose.

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[music fades]

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-[sighs softly]
-[indistinct chatter]

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-[Malakai] Hey.
-Hey.

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Thanks for meeting me.

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No worries.

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I'm sorry I didn't call you after--

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After you crashed my work
and spent the whole night giving me vibes.

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Yeah. [chuckles]

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That was messy. I mean, even for me, but…

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This is all just new to me.
I'm not against it or anything.

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I'm not against it either.

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Do you just wanna maybe
see where this goes?

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[somber music playing]

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Um…

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You should know that, uh,
Amerie and me we're…

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We're not "together,"

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but we're also not not together.

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Uh, um…

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Right.

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So that's what this is about.

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Okay.

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I don't want to get caught
in the middle of anything.

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No, that's fair. Yeah.

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I mean, I'm still…
I'm trying to figure everything out, but--

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You're not there yet.

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That's cool. I get it.

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I guess I'll see you later then.

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Uh, yep. Mm-hmm.

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[softly] Fuck.

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Do you feel stuck?

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Is your old life getting in the way?

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Do you wish that you could be
the best version of yourself?

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A version that makes you excited

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to take on everything
that life has to offer.

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-[cell phone ringing]
-Well, it starts with you,

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-and it can start today.
-[ringing stops]

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Oh, that's right. I'm talking to you.

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I know what you're thinking.

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"How would I even begin?"

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[volume increases]
Well, if you look the part,

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-then you will feel the part.
-[cell phone ringing]

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Say goodbye to disappointment,

15:08.959 --> 15:10.319
-say goodbye to shame…
-[thuds]

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…and say hello to a brand-new you.

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Take charge, restart your life.

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You have the power
to reset everything and start anew.

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Forget everything you know
and everything you were,

15:23.280 --> 15:24.880
-leave behind the past…
-[grunts]

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…and think only of the future.

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-[upbeat music playing]
-[quacking]

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-[whirring]
-[man on TV] Grind Master.

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This all-in-one sculpting machine
designed by the finest leading scientists

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-can be yours for just--
-[sighs] Shut up.

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[sighs]

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[whimsical music playing]

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[chuckles, gasps]

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Oh.

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No way.

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What do you reckon?

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[quacking]

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Fuck it.

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["S-S-S-Single Bed" by Fox playing]

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[exhales, sniffs]

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[quacks]

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[scoffs] Rest in purgatory.

16:31.640 --> 16:33.839
-[Woodsy] All right.
-[Missy chewing gum]

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Missy, spit that gum out.
I can hear it from here.

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All right. Everybody, just act natural,

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but don't be your usual selves.

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Here we go. [exhales]

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♪ I've got a one solitary lonesome… ♪

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Nice.

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Shut up.

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[women exclaiming, chattering]

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-[mumbling softly]
-[classical music playing over speakers]

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What do we have here?

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[Ant gasps] They've got those
little sandwiches without the crust.

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Any tips?

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I'm trailing in the polls,
and could really use the money.

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Amerie, I'm sure you'll figure out
how to use your usual charm.

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-Now off you go and mingle.
-I--

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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

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[woman] What else have
you all been doing at school?

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[indistinct chatter]

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-[Spider] …C-U-M-lord. Spencer…
-[chuckles]

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I love your fit.

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Oh. Thanks.

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So, my name is Amerie and my campaign's--

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Let me stop you, please, right there.

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I'm an ex-Hartley girl,

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and I don't want to know
about the broken soap dispensers.

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I want the goss.

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Come on, spill.

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So you've been running this event
for eight years,

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that means you must've started
when you were what? 20? 21?

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[chuckles] Stop it.
I have a daughter your age.

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[Sasha] How is he doing that?

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Every time I open my mouth,
their eyes just glaze over.

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You must have a driveway
full of heartbroken teenage boys.

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Let me know
if you ever need them shoveled.

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My husband's got it covered.

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Married?

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Ah, well, that's like
a knife through the heart.

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[woman laughs]

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Fuck this.

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If he wants to play dirty,
I'll play dirty.

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[Sasha] Uh, oh…

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Enjoying Spencer's company?

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He knows how to make a woman blush.
I'll give him that.

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[chuckles] That's his specialty.

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What were you saying earlier, Spider?
That you'd, um…

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[clicks tongue] Oh.
Mop the floor with MILF juice?

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[amusing music playing]

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Should I get a mop?

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Uh, excuse me.
I think I'm needed over there.

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[sighs] Low blow.

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Only works on low lives. [chews gum]

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["Small Town Boy" by Bronski Beat playing]

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♪ You leave in the morning ♪

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♪ With everything you own
In a little black case ♪

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♪ Alone on a platform ♪

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♪ The wind and the rain
On a sad and lonely face ♪

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♪ Run away, turn away
Run away, turn away, run away ♪

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-[song fades]
-[indistinct chatter, laughter]

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But I can't even ask him about it
because we're being casual.

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Maybe it was the threesome.
Maybe now being with just me

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is boring, or--

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Was the threesome
with you and another girl?

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It was with my best friend
and her boyfriend.

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And on your last date he brought Ronald.

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-Rowan.
-Rowan crashed your date,

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and Malakai spent hours
locked in a room with him,

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and then you two try to have sex,
but it doesn't happen.

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What are you trying to say?

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I think… Malakai could be gay.

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[laughing] No, um…

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Malakai's not gay.

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I think I would know if he was.
We've slept together.

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[gulps]

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["Milkumana" by King Stingray playing]

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[sighs]

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-[lunch lady] What's it gonna be?
-Uh…

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[song fades]

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Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!

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Is that like a new CUMLORD ritual
or are you not okay?

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All right, what's going on?

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Nothing's wrong.

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I didn't say anything was wrong.
You're twitchier than a ferret on acid.

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What's up?

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[sniffs]

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There's like… There's like a code, right?

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Like, you don't out someone
if they're queer?

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Oh, you mean
the being-a-decent-person code?

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Yeah.

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-Uh…
-Why?

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[hesitating]

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I think I might…

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like Rowan.

21:57.919 --> 21:59.360
Oh, my God. I knew it.

21:59.439 --> 22:02.800
Sorry. I thought after the threesome,
your vibe was more fuccboi,

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but I guess your tastes lean
more… country road.

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Cut me off right now before I make
a horse dick joke because, mmm, that boy--

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-Darren. Please.
-Sorry. Yes. I… I am with you.

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I am here for you on your journey.
You're beautiful, you're valid,

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blah, blah, blah.

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Literally everyone is queer now.

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[sighs] I know
that doesn't make things easy,

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and… I'm proud of you.

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For real.

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I mean, like…

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[taps on bench]

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I'm not gay.

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I don't think. I--

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I still really care about Amerie,

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-and I mean, the sex is really--
-[exclaims]

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-Sorry.
-Thank you, enough.

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So you're…

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Confused?

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[hesitates] Trapped. Frustrated.

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I was going to say top or bottom,
but go on.

22:57.600 --> 23:01.520
I just feel like I finally got
everything sorted with Amerie, and…

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I just…

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[solemn music playing]

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I don't wanna hurt her.

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You can't hide who you are
to protect other people.

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This is why you asked her
to be casual, isn't it?

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[sighs] Things… have changed,

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and that's fine, and that's life,

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but if you pretend things haven't changed,

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then Amerie's going to think she's crazy,

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and I do not have
save-my-best-friend-from-being-gaslit

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on my bingo card this term.

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What if she hates me for it?

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If you have to hide something
this important from her,

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what does that say?

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♪ Let's drop, drop, drop
D-d-drop, drop, drop ♪

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♪ Let's drop, drop, drop
D-d-drop, drop, drop ♪

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♪ Let's drop, drop, drop
D-d-drop, drop, drop ♪

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♪ Let's drop, drop, drop
D-d-drop, drop, drop ♪

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[whoops] Yeah, Danny boy.

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-[cell phone ringing]
-Oh, shoot. Sorry, Danny.

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-[song continues over stereo]
-[chuckles] Hey.

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Hey! What's up?

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[sighs] Oh. You would not
believe the amount of drama

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that is going on in the halls
of Hartley High right now.

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How's your day been?

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Good. Yeah, just…

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Just doing some life admin.
What's happening at school?

24:24.800 --> 24:26.560
The question is what isn't happening.

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Well, what's not happening?

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It's killing me,

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but I can't talk right now
for privacy reasons, but trust me.

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It's juicy.

24:35.240 --> 24:36.639
-[school bell rings]
-[sighs]

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Guantanamo Bay is back in session.

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Don't have too much fun without me.
I love you. Bye.

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Uh, uh, okay. I-- I love you. Bye.
Don't have too much fun without me.

24:45.240 --> 24:47.800
-[line disconnects]
-[song continues over stereo]

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If there's no financial commitment,

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then it's just talk,
and talk doesn't fix economic inequality.

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You young people
are so politically conscious these days.

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-I love it.
-[Spider clears throat] Uh…

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Sorry to interrupt, ladies,

25:01.120 --> 25:03.879
but, uh, have either of you seen
anyone chewing gum?

25:03.960 --> 25:05.960
You see, King Charles has been attacked.

25:06.040 --> 25:07.879
There's chewy all over his portrait.

25:07.960 --> 25:09.679
Oh, my goodness.

25:10.159 --> 25:12.720
In my day, we respected the royal family.

25:12.800 --> 25:15.600
I mean, Charles is
an environmentalist for God's sake.

25:15.679 --> 25:17.360
Yes, a humanitarian.

25:17.439 --> 25:19.159
Yes, and a colonist.

25:19.240 --> 25:21.159
And actually, you know what?

25:21.240 --> 25:23.600
That whole family are
all a bunch of inbred, imperialist…

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-[gasps]
-…tax vampire pricks,

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and the fact they haven't
been abolished yet is a war crime.

25:28.960 --> 25:30.720
-You need a name tag.
-I'm so sorry.

25:31.399 --> 25:32.360
[Ant] Seriously?

25:32.439 --> 25:34.399
[woman] …these days. It's such a shame.

25:34.480 --> 25:37.840
-[classical music playing over speakers]
-[indistinct chatter]

25:37.919 --> 25:40.080
Stop. Full name. This is a formal event.

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Actually, no one's wearing one,

25:48.800 --> 25:51.080
so I can dispose of it responsibly.
Thank you.

25:55.120 --> 25:56.120
Not a match.

25:58.280 --> 25:59.679
Did he spell his name wrong?

25:59.760 --> 26:00.919
Yes, yes, yes, I know,

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um, but the cost to implement
a zero-waste program in the school canteen

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is outweighed by the long-term benefits.

26:08.399 --> 26:09.919
Ten minutes, thank you, Sasha.

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Sorry to interrupt,
but we are wrapping up.

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I can see you've had
a productive time. Well done.

26:15.480 --> 26:17.639
What if this means
that I'm the experiment?

26:17.720 --> 26:20.199
Or worse. What if…
What if I'm holding him back?

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Is my existence queer erasure?

26:22.679 --> 26:24.679
Well, you won't know until you ask him.

26:24.760 --> 26:25.600
Oh, God.

26:26.080 --> 26:27.800
I spent all day talking about Malakai,

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and now I'm gonna lose him
and the election.

26:30.120 --> 26:32.399
Oh, no, no, no.
No, you will make a great captain.

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-So you'll back my campaign?
-I would.

26:34.639 --> 26:36.280
Yes, I would, but I'm broke.

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Sorry, I just
followed Sue here for the bubbly.

26:39.520 --> 26:42.080
-[Spider] …masculinity program…
-Don't let me call…

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-…to help young men…
-Did I tell you he called me?

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[Spider] …interrogate their masculinity
in a safe environment.

26:47.919 --> 26:49.240
Safe environment?

26:49.800 --> 26:53.320
Says the student who made
a false allegation against a teacher

26:53.399 --> 26:54.800
and almost got her fired.

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-[women gasp]
-[woman 1] Oh, my!

26:56.280 --> 26:57.800
[music fades]

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Yeah, you're right, Missy,
and you know what? Uh, thank you.

27:01.399 --> 27:03.399
Thank you for calling me out on that.

27:03.480 --> 27:05.320
And, uh, I admit that I… I was…

27:05.399 --> 27:06.600
I was acting out,

27:06.679 --> 27:11.919
and I hurt a poor,
innocent teacher in the process,

27:12.000 --> 27:17.120
but, uh, as someone who's made
their fair share of bad choices,

27:18.000 --> 27:22.600
[smacks lips] I want to hold myself
and other young men accountable…

27:22.679 --> 27:25.720
-[woman 1] Ah.
-…and I want to be a better man.

27:25.800 --> 27:26.919
[woman 2] Yes.

27:27.000 --> 27:30.560
That's… That's what my campaign
is all about really,

27:30.639 --> 27:33.480
is helping young boys become men

27:33.960 --> 27:36.080
so that they don't make the same mistakes.

27:36.919 --> 27:41.040
We can do it, but we need your help.

27:42.399 --> 27:43.960
I mean, there's no alternative.

27:44.639 --> 27:45.960
We have to be better.

27:47.080 --> 27:49.080
-[applause]
-[women chattering]

27:49.159 --> 27:51.679
Thank you. Thank you.

27:51.760 --> 27:52.960
[exhales angrily]

27:55.320 --> 27:57.040
[Harper] Hey,
how much money did you raise?

27:57.120 --> 27:59.639
-What did you, Malakai, and Dusty do?
-Sorry, what?

27:59.720 --> 28:00.840
The threesome, keep up.

28:00.919 --> 28:03.960
What exactly did you do?
Like, did you take turns or…

28:04.040 --> 28:06.520
Um… Uh… I mean,

28:07.080 --> 28:11.639
I guess we were kind of
all over each other. Why?

28:11.720 --> 28:12.879
I kind of pictured…

28:12.960 --> 28:16.120
Not that I'd pictured it,
but that the guys were at either end.

28:16.199 --> 28:20.080
Ew, no, I mean, they were like
getting into stuff with each other too.

28:20.560 --> 28:22.080
It was actually kind of hot.

28:22.919 --> 28:23.760
Sorry.

28:24.600 --> 28:26.080
I think Malakai might be gay.

28:26.159 --> 28:27.879
Uh… [coughs, clears throat]

28:27.960 --> 28:29.800
Or bi, or pan or whatever.

28:29.879 --> 28:32.480
I have to figure this out ASAP.
I have to ask him.

28:32.560 --> 28:35.679
What happened to being chill
with taking some space?

28:35.760 --> 28:37.639
I can ask him in a chill way.

28:38.280 --> 28:40.040
-[gasps]
-[quirky music playing]

28:40.120 --> 28:42.120
Hey, um, can we talk?

28:42.199 --> 28:45.840
Yeah. No, actually, sorry.
I, um… I've got to run.

28:45.919 --> 28:46.919
I can come with you.

28:47.000 --> 28:49.080
No, let's talk later though.

28:49.159 --> 28:51.720
No problem.
I've got stuff that I'm running too.

28:51.800 --> 28:53.120
Campaign stuff. Quinni!

28:53.199 --> 28:55.760
You know,
you don't have to be the cool girl

28:55.840 --> 28:57.959
who pretends she's into casual hookups.

28:58.040 --> 29:01.159
Oh, shove it up your ass,
or is that closed for business too?

29:01.240 --> 29:02.480
[Zoe] Talking about my ass…

29:02.560 --> 29:04.439
[Amerie breathing heavily]

29:04.520 --> 29:06.800
-Are you okay?
-[Amerie] I'm so good.

29:07.360 --> 29:09.159
Got your trial shift at Harry's, right?

29:09.240 --> 29:12.600
Uh, yeah, I should probably go.

29:13.159 --> 29:15.600
[Darren] Yeah, me too.
Are you sure you're okay?

29:15.679 --> 29:16.919
I'm amazing. Yeah.

29:17.000 --> 29:18.080
Enjoy work.

29:18.600 --> 29:20.720
-Toodle-oo!
-Okay.

29:20.800 --> 29:22.720
-[Darren] Okay.
-Fly, fly my pretties.

29:23.840 --> 29:26.720
-What campaign stuff are we doing?
-To the feelings pit!

29:26.800 --> 29:27.639
Okay. [chuckles]

29:30.879 --> 29:32.480
[banging on door]

29:33.639 --> 29:35.840
[Chook in singsong voice] Ca$hy.

29:35.919 --> 29:37.840
[Ca$h breathing heavily]

29:37.919 --> 29:40.720
-[Chook] Ca$hy boy.
-[footsteps approaching]

29:40.800 --> 29:42.800
[suspenseful music playing]

29:47.600 --> 29:49.280
[in normal voice] You home, bruh?

29:52.919 --> 29:54.919
[glass squeaking]

29:59.000 --> 30:00.320
Can't avoid me forever.

30:02.720 --> 30:05.120
-[imitates hen clucking]
-[breathing heavily]

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[exhales, sniffles]

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-[music fades]
-[whimpers]

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[upbeat song playing softly over speakers]

30:17.560 --> 30:18.560
[bell dings]

30:19.360 --> 30:21.360
-Darren around?
-Can't you read?

30:24.199 --> 30:25.879
He's not an eshay anymore.

30:26.720 --> 30:27.959
[Chaka] What is he then?

30:30.040 --> 30:32.080
-[Ca$h chuckles]
-[chuckles]

30:32.159 --> 30:33.879
I told you I don't finish till 10:00.

30:33.959 --> 30:36.280
Yeah. I thought
I could wait around for you.

30:36.840 --> 30:37.760
[chuckles]

30:39.520 --> 30:41.840
-You should have told me you were coming.
-Why?

30:46.959 --> 30:49.120
What? Trial shift.

30:51.800 --> 30:53.800
[whimsical music playing]

30:54.840 --> 30:56.240
[Amerie grunting, panting]

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Ugh, this is useless.
None of them are his.

31:09.720 --> 31:12.760
"Useless"? Do you know how
many people I'll rule out tonight?

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Obtaining evidence
without a warrant is shaky,

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but I'm using it
to eliminate and not convict.

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I knew this was a stupid idea.

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[Amerie panting]

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["Midnight Sun" by Nilüfer Yanya playing]

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[gasping]

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♪ Love is raised by common thieves ♪

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♪ Hiding diamonds up their sleeves… ♪

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-Oh!
-Quinni, let's go.

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-But I have to catalog the--
-I said let's go!

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We have to cover the crime scene.

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Has Sherlock Holmes taught you nothing?

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♪ You're my midnight sun ♪

31:49.399 --> 31:50.919
Was it from Malakai?

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[Amerie] What do you think?

31:56.040 --> 31:57.600
[Quinni] Well, what did it say?

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Amerie, come back!

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♪ Always I did it for you ♪

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-[Ca$h sniffling]
-[song fades]

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Um…

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How you been?

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Fine.

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Thanks.

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-Thanks for dropping the case.
-[clicks tongue]

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Didn't do it for you.

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Do you still see him?

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Fuck no.

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Kind of seems like
a hard person to get rid of.

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Harper, I'm…

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I'm sorry about what happened that night.

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I'm sorry I'm… I'm a coward.

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I should've stopped them
from putting you in the car.

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I should have kicked the windows out.

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[chuckles softly] I'm sorry. I'm…
I'm fucked in the head.

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Don't do that.

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I don't blame you.

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I've never blamed you.

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But…

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I'm not going to help you
feel better about it.

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Because it sucked.

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It really fucking sucked arse.

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[sniffles]

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When are you coming back to school?

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Uh… I'm not.

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Why?

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It's just not a good idea.

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According to who?

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Look, don't…

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Don't tell Darren,
but I already asked Woodsy

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if I can come back and she said no.

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That's bullshit.

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No. No, I get it. It's ill-chay.

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You know, like safe space and all that.

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Ca$h.

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So… there's me looking for a job.

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You got room for one more here?

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[Chaka] Darren,
did you deep fry your G-string?

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[Darren] It was an accident.

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-[Chaka] That's the fifth time this month!
-Yeah, I kind of like it.

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Darren's already had
three customer complaints tonight.

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Yeah, that… [laughs]
That sounds about right.

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[gentle music playing]

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I mean, the pay's not great, but…

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Dad didn't exactly leave me much.

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I want to get enough together
to save for my own place.

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Kind of crazy, hey,

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how fast your whole life can change.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, one minute
you're about to graduate high school,

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and… next one
you're just another dropkick.

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[chuckling] You're not a dropkick.

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Shit, why am I wearing all this then?

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[Harper laughs]

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[music fades]

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[footsteps thudding]

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["Fatal Atraxion"
by J. Domeyko & YARA playing]

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-♪ I'm a body ♪
-♪ I'm a body ♪

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[female singers vocalizing]

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♪ I'm a body ♪

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[breathing shakily]

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[breathing heavily]

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-♪ I'm a body ♪
-♪ I'm a body ♪

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[Spider whispers] You know you want to.

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[echoing] I want your juices.

35:48.000 --> 35:49.720
[breathing heavily]

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[disembodied voices moaning]

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-[song fades]
-Mmm.

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The fuck?

36:04.839 --> 36:06.720
-[engine rumbling]
-[brakes squealing]

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Yeah, good, good.

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Not bad for your
first reverse parallel park.

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-Only needed seven three-point turns.
-Does not matter.

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-Right. Let's drive around the block.
-[gearshift clicks]

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Hey! Stop. Whoa!

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Okay, what have I told you
about head checks?

36:24.440 --> 36:26.759
We could have
driven into the oncoming traffic.

36:26.839 --> 36:28.319
All this oncoming traffic?

36:28.799 --> 36:30.520
Driving is all about

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-building good habits.
-Building good habits.

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-Thank you very much.
-Yeah.

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[yawns]

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-[sighs]
-Why are you doing this?

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Well, if I can be responsible
for one more competent driver on the road

36:44.200 --> 36:46.680
as opposed to
a less competent driver on the road,

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then I am a very happy person.

36:48.360 --> 36:49.880
No, I mean why me?

36:50.839 --> 36:52.480
You could be in bed right now,

36:52.560 --> 36:54.279
but instead you're teaching me hill starts

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when I'll probably never drive a manual.

36:57.000 --> 37:00.040
This might come as a shock to you,
but I care about you kids.

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It keeps me up at night,

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the thought of one of you
slipping through the cracks on my watch.

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What about Ca$h?

37:08.359 --> 37:12.839
Yeah, I don't think it's appropriate that
you and I discuss other students together.

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I know he's made some shitty decisions,

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but if you let him slip through
the cracks, he's going to make more.

37:22.640 --> 37:26.240
Okay, so let's drive around the block.

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[gearshift clicks]

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Well done,
there could've been a kid there.

37:31.440 --> 37:33.160
-We saved a life today.
-[laughs]

37:33.720 --> 37:34.720
[Woodsy] Well done.

37:36.080 --> 37:37.880
I rechecked the handwriting samples.

37:37.960 --> 37:40.440
None of them matched.
Bird Psycho isn't a CUMLORD.

37:40.520 --> 37:42.920
I am so close. I feel it in my whole body.

37:43.000 --> 37:44.200
I am tingling!

37:44.279 --> 37:49.600
Hey, anything we would like to share
with the class around shame and fantasy?

37:51.480 --> 37:53.520
What if you don't like
what you're feeling?

37:53.600 --> 37:54.680
Well, that's normal.

37:54.759 --> 37:57.680
Our feelings aren't always reflective
of who we want to be.

37:57.759 --> 38:00.560
Oh, yeah, like sometimes I have sex dreams

38:00.640 --> 38:03.080
-about Dorothy the Dinosaur.
-Oh.

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I'd like to "Romp Bomp A Stomp"
that din-ussy.

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-Actually that's a great example.
-[students giggle softly]

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Plenty of people have kinks
that other people might see as icks.

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Okay. Well,
what if something starts as a fantasy,

38:17.279 --> 38:20.279
and then all you can do
is think about it a lot,

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and then it becomes something
that you wanna do in real life

38:23.560 --> 38:26.400
because you feel like
it's already happened before,

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and then all you can do
is just think about it

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until it's something that I never,
ever, ever want to think about again.

38:34.440 --> 38:36.359
Oh, my God, don't stop there.

38:36.440 --> 38:37.279
[Jojo] I get it.

38:37.359 --> 38:39.920
Brains are weird,
our thoughts can feel overwhelming.

38:40.000 --> 38:42.480
But just because you have
a thought about something,

38:42.560 --> 38:44.080
doesn't mean you have to act on it.

38:44.160 --> 38:47.839
But also sometimes it's worth exploring
why you feel ashamed.

38:47.920 --> 38:50.200
Enacting a fantasy can be healthy

38:50.279 --> 38:53.000
as long as it's consensual,
legal, and no one's getting hurt.

38:54.120 --> 38:57.000
["Matchday" by 3NDLES5 & Crazymike
playing over earphones]

39:03.480 --> 39:04.880
[grunts, coughs]

39:06.839 --> 39:08.440
[Chook] Whoa! It's the kid!

39:09.120 --> 39:12.040
[sniffs] What's going on, lad?
You been avoiding me?

39:12.120 --> 39:15.480
No, just trying to stay out of trouble.
You know how Nan is.

39:16.560 --> 39:17.520
Bet.

39:17.600 --> 39:19.040
[tense music playing]

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Just having no adlays out this way
is really fucking with my business.

39:27.400 --> 39:29.720
It's time that you come back
to where you belong.

39:29.799 --> 39:31.759
-We are up shit fucking creek.
-[groans]

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I owe them, so you owe me.

39:34.839 --> 39:37.279
-[yelps]
-Leave him alone, Michael Cooper.

39:37.359 --> 39:40.839
After all these years, can you think
of nothing better to do with your time?

39:40.920 --> 39:42.040
That's not my name.

39:42.120 --> 39:43.560
Oh, isn't it? Oh, I'm sorry.

39:43.640 --> 39:44.520
-Bitch!
-Oops.

39:44.600 --> 39:45.799
-[spits]
-[Ca$h whimpers]

39:46.680 --> 39:48.560
-[Chook groans]
-Off you go, chicken.

39:48.640 --> 39:50.040
[Ca$h coughing]

39:50.759 --> 39:51.960
[sighs]

39:52.040 --> 39:54.759
So this is what you've been doing
with your time, then.

39:54.839 --> 39:56.120
[breathing heavily]

39:57.400 --> 39:59.120
Should we go and have a little chat?

39:59.920 --> 40:02.520
[Zoe] With a generous boost
to his campaign funding,

40:02.600 --> 40:04.920
Spencer White is poised to take the lead

40:05.000 --> 40:07.440
with Sasha So following close behind

40:07.520 --> 40:10.520
with a modest contribution
from the Women's Association.

40:10.600 --> 40:11.600
Smile. That's it.

40:11.680 --> 40:16.279
Meanwhile Amerie Wadia's SLT Nation party
has received a whopping 50 cents,

40:16.359 --> 40:19.000
which she found on the ground outside.

40:19.759 --> 40:23.520
Word is on the street she spent it
on a Red Frog at the canteen.

40:23.600 --> 40:25.120
Don't worry, ladies.

40:25.200 --> 40:27.720
I'll get you a bunch of custom
CUMLORD's T-shirts made.

40:27.799 --> 40:29.680
-[photographer] Smile.
-Everyone gets one.

40:29.759 --> 40:31.359
Even the losing teams.

40:31.440 --> 40:32.480
[Amerie] So cringe.

40:32.560 --> 40:34.440
And now just one with Spi… Spencer.

40:34.520 --> 40:35.640
This is Zoe Clark.

40:35.720 --> 40:38.160
Thanks for listening
and stay deadly, Hartley.

40:40.279 --> 40:41.120
[Spider] So…

40:41.200 --> 40:42.600
[indistinct chatter]

40:42.680 --> 40:45.359
-When are you gonna deliver on our bet?
-Get fucked.

40:45.839 --> 40:48.160
-Name a time and a place.
-In your dreams.

40:48.240 --> 40:49.319
I'll see you there.

40:50.120 --> 40:52.600
What are you lot doing mooching around?

40:52.680 --> 40:56.720
-Shouldn't you be in class or something?
-[squeals] Oh! Look! Look! [laughing]

40:56.799 --> 40:59.040
[gentle music playing]

40:59.120 --> 41:00.960
What are you doing here?

41:01.040 --> 41:03.600
Well, uh, my next class is chemistry. So…

41:04.680 --> 41:06.680
[Quinni] Aw! [laughing]

41:10.319 --> 41:11.240
[music fades]

41:11.319 --> 41:12.560
All right, who did it?

41:13.960 --> 41:15.080
Who did it?

41:15.160 --> 41:16.480
[foreboding music playing]

41:16.560 --> 41:18.560
-[Quinni] Sorry, excuse me.
-[indistinct chatter]

41:19.600 --> 41:20.560
Bird Psycho.

41:21.440 --> 41:24.759
"I gave myself an infection
trying to shave my balls."

41:24.839 --> 41:27.279
-All right, lads. Drop them.
-[indistinct chatter]

41:27.359 --> 41:28.640
Oi, don't actually do it.

41:28.720 --> 41:31.640
"My mum found my Internet history,
and can't look me in the eye."

41:31.720 --> 41:32.640
That's gotta be Ant.

41:32.720 --> 41:34.880
-Oh. Deep.
-[Missy chuckles]

41:34.960 --> 41:37.920
[Spider] All right, come on, 'fess up.
Who was it? Who did it?

41:38.480 --> 41:40.920
"Betrayed by my dick." Actual lol.

41:41.000 --> 41:42.279
Bet it was you and the SLTs.

41:42.359 --> 41:44.600
-[Missy] Come on.
-This is a dog move, even for you.

41:44.680 --> 41:47.960
You're the ones dumb enough
to put your secrets in public spots.

41:48.040 --> 41:50.160
There's no trust left in the world.

41:50.240 --> 41:52.240
[suspenseful music playing]

41:54.000 --> 41:56.120
Surprise, surprise.

41:56.799 --> 41:59.000
Look who's responsible.

41:59.080 --> 42:00.560
[all gasp]

42:00.640 --> 42:02.680
No, no, no, no. It wasn't me I swear.

42:02.759 --> 42:04.359
Right, explain this then.

42:04.440 --> 42:07.759
Why would I leave a photo of myself
doing the crime at the crime scene?

42:07.839 --> 42:09.880
So you admit it. You did do the crime.

42:09.960 --> 42:11.640
No, you don't understand. Okay.

42:11.720 --> 42:13.480
We were putting the secrets back.

42:13.560 --> 42:15.400
This is Bird Psychos work. It has to be.

42:15.480 --> 42:17.799
It was Pit Cunt. Pit Cunt did it.

42:17.880 --> 42:20.000
-Yeah, Pit Cunt.
-Yeah, Pit Cunt!

42:20.080 --> 42:23.400
[all chanting] Pit Cunt! Pit Cunt!
Pit Cunt! Pit Cunt!

42:23.480 --> 42:26.319
-This is over. Get back to class, please.
-Come on, guys.

42:27.600 --> 42:30.080
-[Woodsy] Off you go.
-Back to class. Back to class.

42:30.160 --> 42:32.040
[Spider] We found the culprit, Miss.

42:32.759 --> 42:35.120
Amerie Wadia. Once again.

42:35.200 --> 42:36.120
[Woodsy sighs]

42:38.640 --> 42:40.680
Looks like your class is a payoff.

42:41.359 --> 42:42.920
Real respectful like.

42:43.600 --> 42:44.600
Thanks.

42:45.759 --> 42:47.040
Don't film this.

42:48.120 --> 42:50.040
Malakai, stop! It wasn't me.

42:50.120 --> 42:51.480
I dug them up and I read them,

42:51.560 --> 42:54.520
but I didn't leave them out
for the whole school to see.

42:54.600 --> 42:57.799
You weren't talking to me.
I needed to know how you were feeling.

43:00.480 --> 43:02.040
[pensive music playing]

43:02.120 --> 43:02.960
Are you gay?

43:03.520 --> 43:05.400
Is that why you're trying to forget me?

43:05.480 --> 43:07.080
For fuck's sake. I just…

43:08.000 --> 43:11.720
I just needed some space
to figure out my own shit. Okay?

43:12.480 --> 43:14.839
Did you ever like me
or was it all just for show?

43:14.920 --> 43:17.200
Because my feelings about you
haven't changed.

43:17.279 --> 43:18.279
I just wish…

43:18.359 --> 43:19.839
I wish that you'd talk to me.

43:19.920 --> 43:22.000
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have.

43:22.080 --> 43:23.880
I mean, do you ever think of that?

43:25.240 --> 43:27.880
Okay. I know
I'm supposed to wait until you're ready,

43:27.960 --> 43:29.880
but if you're gay
then what does that make me?

43:29.960 --> 43:31.000
"Me, me, me."

43:31.080 --> 43:34.560
I mean, you can't help
make everything about yourself, can you?

43:34.640 --> 43:37.440
And no, I'm not. I'm not gay. I'm bi.

43:37.520 --> 43:41.680
And… and what we had was real,
but not after this.

43:41.759 --> 43:42.839
Just forget it.

43:42.920 --> 43:44.440
-No, Malakai, I--
-No, I can't.

43:44.520 --> 43:45.879
I can't do this anymore.

43:47.799 --> 43:50.839
Amerie. Amerie.

43:52.279 --> 43:54.279
My office, now.

44:00.400 --> 44:02.560
I can't believe
Bird Psycho was right there.

44:02.640 --> 44:04.960
If I wasn't so caught up,
I would have noticed.

44:05.040 --> 44:06.240
This is creepy.

44:07.120 --> 44:11.600
Do you think Bird Psycho's just like
waiting in a bush for her to mess up?

44:13.200 --> 44:14.440
Hey, how was it?

44:15.279 --> 44:17.920
Woodsy's banned me
from campaigning for two weeks,

44:18.000 --> 44:18.879
and worse,

44:18.960 --> 44:22.720
I have to write handwritten
apology letters to the CUMLORDS.

44:23.319 --> 44:24.799
My life is over.

44:26.759 --> 44:28.400
Oh, hey, it's Malakai and Rowan.

44:28.480 --> 44:30.440
They're walking together.
They must've made up.

44:30.520 --> 44:32.240
I thought they didn't like each other

44:32.319 --> 44:34.920
'cause they haven't made
a lot of eye contact recently.

44:35.000 --> 44:36.160
I was definitely wrong.

44:36.240 --> 44:39.279
People that don't like each other
would never walk close together.

44:39.359 --> 44:41.279
It's inconvenient,
when you swing your hand,

44:41.359 --> 44:44.120
you touch the other person's,
which can be intimate unless--

44:45.080 --> 44:47.440
Unless there's mutual sexual desire.

44:47.920 --> 44:48.879
Crazy.

44:48.960 --> 44:51.400
["Overload" by Sugababes playing]

44:51.480 --> 44:52.839
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

44:54.879 --> 44:55.879
Am?

45:01.600 --> 45:04.200
Bird Psycho sabotaged my campaign,

45:05.600 --> 45:07.920
destroyed my relationship with Malakai,

45:09.040 --> 45:11.200
and ruined my life.

45:12.560 --> 45:14.680
We are going to find them

45:14.759 --> 45:19.640
and make them wish
they buried themselves in that pit.

45:21.000 --> 45:25.359
This is war!

45:25.440 --> 45:27.400
[breathing heavily]

45:27.480 --> 45:31.160
♪ Oh, my God, can't say no… ♪

45:31.240 --> 45:32.240
You're sure?

45:34.640 --> 45:35.640
I'm sure.

45:36.759 --> 45:38.400
Amerie and me are over.

45:38.480 --> 45:40.640
♪ You know how I feel for you… ♪

45:40.720 --> 45:41.799
100%?

45:45.279 --> 45:46.359
1000%.

45:46.879 --> 45:50.480
♪ Please don't say no, no, no, no ♪

45:59.720 --> 46:04.120
♪ Train comes
I don't know its destination ♪

46:04.799 --> 46:06.680
-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
-[both grunt]

46:06.759 --> 46:11.480
♪ It's a one-way ticket
To a madman situation ♪

46:11.560 --> 46:14.240
♪ Situation ♪

46:14.319 --> 46:15.359
[Malakai moans]

46:15.879 --> 46:16.879
[Rowan] Can I?

46:17.400 --> 46:18.720
[clears throat] Yeah.

46:18.799 --> 46:22.000
♪ I know, I know ♪

46:22.080 --> 46:26.879
♪ It's a one-way ticket
To a madman situation ♪

46:26.960 --> 46:29.799
[breathing heavily]

46:31.879 --> 46:34.920
[upbeat music playing]
et
To a madman situation ♪