WEBVTT 00:00:09.400 --> 00:00:12.399 align:center High school almost killed me. 00:00:14.200 --> 00:00:16.079 align:center Came bloody close. 00:00:17.880 --> 00:00:20.759 align:center After almost being burnt alive, I realized… 00:00:20.840 --> 00:00:21.760 align:center Don't ask me… 00:00:21.840 --> 00:00:23.959 align:center …I'm a hard bitch to take out. 00:00:24.040 --> 00:00:25.880 align:center What you know is true… 00:00:25.959 --> 00:00:27.320 align:center And so is Hartley… 00:00:27.400 --> 00:00:29.000 align:center Don't have to tell you… 00:00:29.080 --> 00:00:31.680 align:center …even if she is a few classrooms short these days. 00:00:31.760 --> 00:00:33.800 align:center I love your precious heart… 00:00:33.879 --> 00:00:34.760 align:center Hello! 00:00:36.239 --> 00:00:38.239 align:center A lot changed in the last year. 00:00:38.800 --> 00:00:41.160 align:center Romance crossed enemy lines. 00:00:42.040 --> 00:00:44.480 align:center Some friendships were left for dead. 00:00:46.440 --> 00:00:47.840 align:center There was heartbreak, 00:00:48.840 --> 00:00:51.239 align:center and there was drama. 00:00:53.120 --> 00:00:55.120 align:center But we found a new normal in the end. 00:00:58.320 --> 00:01:00.199 align:center Some of us have flourished. 00:01:00.279 --> 00:01:01.440 align:center Well done. 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:04.440 align:center Some of us are still annoying as hell. 00:01:05.600 --> 00:01:08.679 align:center As for me, I've found my calling. 00:01:08.759 --> 00:01:12.040 align:center I'm gonna smash my exams, get into Psych at university, 00:01:12.119 --> 00:01:15.720 align:center and continue being an absolute legend. 00:01:16.960 --> 00:01:19.119 align:center I'm done making dumb choices, 00:01:19.759 --> 00:01:21.800 align:center being a magnet for chaos, 00:01:22.320 --> 00:01:24.440 align:center dating the wrong guys. 00:01:25.520 --> 00:01:28.200 align:center Now I've just gotta survive the final weeks of school 00:01:28.280 --> 00:01:32.440 align:center so I can step into this beautiful thing called adulthood. 00:01:37.680 --> 00:01:41.360 align:center Uh, that's not going to fit into the graduation video. 00:01:41.920 --> 00:01:43.280 align:center Am, the question was 00:01:43.360 --> 00:01:46.280 align:center "Describe your high school experience in three words or less." 00:01:46.360 --> 00:01:48.040 align:center Soz, you know I ramble. 00:01:48.119 --> 00:01:49.960 align:center I think you covered it with "almost killed me." 00:01:50.960 --> 00:01:53.800 align:center -Kill me. -The last days of school are crazy. 00:01:53.880 --> 00:01:55.479 align:center Help! Help! 00:01:55.559 --> 00:01:57.880 align:center I do love the torture of Year Sevens. 00:01:57.960 --> 00:01:59.720 align:center -Please help. -That was just mean. 00:01:59.800 --> 00:02:02.119 align:center Oh, my sweet little empath, it's Muck-Up Day. 00:02:02.199 --> 00:02:04.320 align:center Yeah, we waited 13 years for this day, 00:02:04.399 --> 00:02:06.320 align:center for the right to terrorize the rest of the school. 00:02:06.399 --> 00:02:09.720 align:center -Don't worry, it's character-building. -Exactly. That was me in Year Eight. 00:02:09.799 --> 00:02:11.960 align:center -And I turned out fine. -Debatable. 00:02:12.880 --> 00:02:15.080 align:center Confetti. High phosphorus detergent. 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:18.120 align:center -Can you hear the dolphins crying? -Chill, Greenpeace. 00:02:18.200 --> 00:02:19.239 align:center It was made very clear 00:02:19.320 --> 00:02:22.040 align:center that environmentally-damaging products would not be welcome. 00:02:22.120 --> 00:02:24.239 align:center Quinni, can you overrule this? You're school captain. 00:02:24.320 --> 00:02:26.200 align:center But I'm the head of the graduation committee, 00:02:26.280 --> 00:02:28.080 align:center so Muck-Up Day falls under my remit. 00:02:28.160 --> 00:02:29.000 align:center -Help! -Uh… 00:02:29.080 --> 00:02:30.760 align:center Sorry, Am, she's right. 00:02:31.280 --> 00:02:32.840 align:center Where do you expect me to put this? 00:02:32.920 --> 00:02:36.280 align:center Shove it up your arse. I don't care. Don't know. Just get rid of it. 00:02:36.360 --> 00:02:39.120 align:center Hey, I hope that's not a glitter bomb! Give me that! 00:02:39.200 --> 00:02:40.560 align:center -What the hell? -What are you doing? 00:02:40.640 --> 00:02:42.519 align:center -What did I say? -Warning the others. 00:02:42.600 --> 00:02:43.560 align:center Becoming vice captain 00:02:43.640 --> 00:02:46.360 align:center is probably the worst thing that could've happened to Sasha. 00:02:46.440 --> 00:02:48.160 align:center Yeah, total power trip. 00:02:48.239 --> 00:02:50.040 align:center You know, we could stash this at Rowan's place. 00:02:50.120 --> 00:02:52.040 align:center Hive mind, bitch. 00:02:56.200 --> 00:02:58.320 align:center You're the worst. 00:02:58.400 --> 00:02:59.880 align:center That's why I love you though. 00:03:00.720 --> 00:03:04.120 align:center H-O-T-T-O-G-O 00:03:04.200 --> 00:03:07.640 align:center You can take me hot to go… 00:03:08.239 --> 00:03:10.320 align:center -Thanks, mate. -Oi, piss off. 00:03:12.080 --> 00:03:13.040 align:center Hmm… 00:03:13.120 --> 00:03:15.920 align:center Ugh. Voss really left his mark on this place. 00:03:16.000 --> 00:03:19.440 align:center Yeah, kind of unfair how we call it Rowan's place. 00:03:20.679 --> 00:03:23.920 align:center Heard he's, um, he's out of hospital and back in Dubbo, so that's good. 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:25.959 align:center Huh. Good for him. 00:03:29.560 --> 00:03:32.600 align:center Oh my God, oh my God. Trial exam results are in. 00:03:32.679 --> 00:03:36.280 align:center 92 in biology, 95 in English, 85 in maths. 00:03:36.360 --> 00:03:39.560 align:center The plan's on track! The plan's on track! 00:03:39.640 --> 00:03:40.679 align:center What plan? 00:03:40.760 --> 00:03:42.880 align:center Oh, me and Harps go to Sydney Metropolitan Uni. 00:03:42.959 --> 00:03:44.399 align:center Arts, Psychology. 00:03:44.480 --> 00:03:47.679 align:center We graduate with honors, go backpacking, join a K-pop entourage… 00:03:47.760 --> 00:03:49.560 align:center -…then come back and start our careers… -Mmm… 00:03:49.640 --> 00:03:52.040 align:center …and co-parent an Alaskan Malamute named Jack Barklow. 00:03:52.119 --> 00:03:53.079 align:center Yeah, that one. 00:03:53.679 --> 00:03:56.760 align:center Sounds lesbo. My plan's to not get anyone pregnant. 00:03:56.840 --> 00:03:58.679 align:center Yet. 00:03:59.560 --> 00:04:01.040 align:center Should've been Malakai's plan. 00:04:01.119 --> 00:04:03.880 align:center Ooh, way to bring up ghosts of boyfriends past. 00:04:03.959 --> 00:04:04.920 align:center Yeah, I'm sorry. 00:04:06.079 --> 00:04:08.040 align:center Um, where's your shirt? 00:04:08.119 --> 00:04:10.119 align:center Sasha banned me from wearing it. 00:04:10.200 --> 00:04:13.200 align:center Apparently it's offensive to people who identify with having boobs. 00:04:15.160 --> 00:04:16.959 align:center Oh, she is going down. 00:04:18.640 --> 00:04:21.720 align:center Passive agressive I'm sexy, obsessive 00:04:21.800 --> 00:04:26.039 align:center That closet, impressive She messy, possessive… 00:04:26.760 --> 00:04:27.800 align:center Get Sasha! 00:04:27.880 --> 00:04:32.400 align:center No, guys, this isn't fair! I can only shoot one at a time! Ow! 00:04:37.840 --> 00:04:41.599 align:center Oi, Povvo High, suck this! 00:04:45.360 --> 00:04:47.440 align:center Whoo! 00:04:50.360 --> 00:04:52.680 align:center -Whoo! -Yeah! 00:04:52.760 --> 00:04:53.840 align:center Whoo! 00:04:53.919 --> 00:04:55.200 align:center The fuck? 00:04:56.640 --> 00:04:59.520 align:center Hey, you You never should've ran 00:04:59.599 --> 00:05:03.680 align:center You want to make something That can take you down again 00:05:03.760 --> 00:05:06.560 align:center This time, you say you're just fine 00:05:06.640 --> 00:05:10.640 align:center You need a little something That can make you smile again 00:05:10.720 --> 00:05:13.680 align:center Come on, yeah, it won't take long 00:05:13.760 --> 00:05:17.360 align:center You need a little bit So you can impress everybody… 00:05:18.760 --> 00:05:20.320 align:center Whoo-hoo-hoo! 00:05:20.400 --> 00:05:22.919 align:center -I got one! -Yeah, get the head! 00:05:28.320 --> 00:05:30.240 align:center The mascot is ours! 00:05:33.640 --> 00:05:36.640 align:center What just happened? 00:05:36.720 --> 00:05:38.840 align:center -Wow. -We need to crack who did it. 00:05:38.919 --> 00:05:41.840 align:center -Those boys certainly had some cheek. -Who were they? 00:05:41.919 --> 00:05:43.280 align:center Who else calls us Povvo High? 00:05:43.359 --> 00:05:44.359 align:center St. Brunos's boys. 00:05:44.440 --> 00:05:46.520 align:center Let's not go pointing fingers without proof, okay? 00:05:46.599 --> 00:05:48.640 align:center -Thank you, Jojo. -We can prove they did it. 00:05:48.720 --> 00:05:50.520 align:center Excuse me, St. Brunos 00:05:50.599 --> 00:05:53.840 align:center have been very charitable to us in the wake of the fire. 00:05:53.919 --> 00:05:57.760 align:center They've lent us facilities, and they've also donated textbooks. 00:05:57.840 --> 00:06:00.039 align:center Miss, they didn't give us anything this time. 00:06:00.120 --> 00:06:03.320 align:center -They took from us. -Yeah, the head of the ibis mascot. 00:06:03.400 --> 00:06:04.560 align:center Oh my God. 00:06:04.640 --> 00:06:07.440 align:center -Wow, he is a really ugly crier. -Yeah. 00:06:07.520 --> 00:06:08.640 align:center As school captain-- 00:06:08.720 --> 00:06:11.560 align:center And vice captain, head of the Queer Environmentalist Social Justice Club, 00:06:11.640 --> 00:06:13.240 align:center and the graduation committee. 00:06:13.320 --> 00:06:17.280 align:center I consider it my personal responsibility to ensure that morale remains high 00:06:17.359 --> 00:06:19.520 align:center during these stressful times before we graduate, Miss. 00:06:19.599 --> 00:06:20.919 align:center -Exactly. -Mmm. 00:06:21.000 --> 00:06:23.880 align:center They didn't just take a mascot or an ibis head. 00:06:23.960 --> 00:06:26.120 align:center -They took our school spirit. -Hear, hear. 00:06:26.200 --> 00:06:28.320 align:center And we're not gonna let them get away with it! 00:06:28.400 --> 00:06:29.320 align:center -Hell no. -Yeah! 00:06:29.400 --> 00:06:32.520 align:center -We're gonna just lay down-- -Yes! What does it say-- 00:06:32.599 --> 00:06:35.479 align:center Settle down, everyone, please. Thank you. 00:06:36.560 --> 00:06:37.479 align:center Bullshit. 00:06:38.799 --> 00:06:39.760 align:center All of you 00:06:41.000 --> 00:06:43.440 align:center are nearly at the finish line of school, 00:06:43.520 --> 00:06:45.280 align:center on the cusp of adulthood. 00:06:45.359 --> 00:06:47.080 align:center Your trial exams are over. 00:06:47.160 --> 00:06:50.760 align:center All that remains is Showcase, your final exams, and graduation. 00:06:50.840 --> 00:06:53.479 align:center You are so close to the end. 00:06:53.560 --> 00:06:59.479 align:center Do not risk your very exciting futures… 00:06:59.560 --> 00:07:02.520 align:center …on seeking retaliation. 00:07:02.599 --> 00:07:04.120 align:center Am I clear? 00:07:04.200 --> 00:07:05.320 align:center Yeah, but-- 00:07:05.400 --> 00:07:08.359 align:center Am I clear? 00:07:09.039 --> 00:07:10.599 align:center -Yes, Miss. -Sure. 00:07:10.680 --> 00:07:12.479 align:center -Yes, Miss. -Yes, Miss. 00:07:12.560 --> 00:07:13.400 align:center Yep. 00:07:15.159 --> 00:07:17.159 align:center Oh my God, look what they've done. 00:07:22.200 --> 00:07:25.799 align:center Five years from now… Mmm… 00:07:25.880 --> 00:07:30.080 align:center Graduate drama school. Emmy, Oscar, Grammy, Tony. 00:07:30.159 --> 00:07:34.479 align:center And attending movie premieres with Ca$h as my arm candy. 00:07:34.560 --> 00:07:35.599 align:center They said that? 00:07:37.039 --> 00:07:37.880 align:center Okay. 00:07:37.960 --> 00:07:40.320 align:center Finish the apprenticeship, uh, 00:07:40.400 --> 00:07:46.000 align:center and, you know, doing… doing tattoos. 00:07:46.080 --> 00:07:49.400 align:center Signing my multimillion dollar deal for my award-winning podcast. 00:07:49.479 --> 00:07:50.640 align:center Oh, about what? 00:07:50.719 --> 00:07:53.280 align:center Anything I want. I'm a storyteller. 00:07:53.359 --> 00:07:57.679 align:center Mum's got it all worked out. I'm gonna be a carpenter like Jesus. 00:07:57.760 --> 00:08:01.880 align:center I think they earn pretty good money. It's just, like, nothing but wood 00:08:02.400 --> 00:08:03.599 align:center all day. 00:08:03.679 --> 00:08:07.640 align:center I am going to be a practicing vet, having graduated from my uni of choice 00:08:07.719 --> 00:08:09.640 align:center because I am going to get that scholarship. 00:08:09.719 --> 00:08:12.960 align:center Everything going to plan, I'll get drafted in an AFLW team. 00:08:13.039 --> 00:08:15.320 align:center Whatever I need to do. I'll move anywhere. 00:08:15.400 --> 00:08:18.120 align:center Okay, I guess it kind of depends where Missy gets drafted. 00:08:18.200 --> 00:08:21.280 align:center 'Cause she's gonna get drafted. She's so good. 00:08:22.000 --> 00:08:25.239 align:center Okay, where do I see myself in five years? 00:08:25.320 --> 00:08:27.479 align:center I would love to start my own nonprofit. 00:08:27.560 --> 00:08:31.200 align:center You know, I wear my values, and I'd like to do something along the lines of that. 00:08:31.280 --> 00:08:32.959 align:center Um, just really helping people. 00:08:33.039 --> 00:08:35.480 align:center Where will I be in five years? 00:08:36.000 --> 00:08:37.959 align:center Yeah, I have no idea. 00:08:39.440 --> 00:08:43.440 align:center I see myself in a mansion in Byron Bay opposite Chris Hemsworth 00:08:43.520 --> 00:08:46.040 align:center with my sexy boyfriend Noah and my best friend Harper. 00:08:46.120 --> 00:08:49.400 align:center All the Byron Bay locals will be my psychology clients. 00:08:49.480 --> 00:08:51.760 align:center I'll also dabble in spiritual healing 00:08:51.840 --> 00:08:54.959 align:center and would probably have a boob job by that point. 00:08:57.760 --> 00:08:58.720 align:center Looks great. 00:08:58.800 --> 00:09:01.360 align:center Yeah, except I lost all of that footage 'cause of the water bombs. 00:09:01.440 --> 00:09:03.640 align:center Uh, no one will know that's missing. 00:09:05.079 --> 00:09:06.880 align:center This video and my graduation speech 00:09:06.959 --> 00:09:08.360 align:center are my last acts as school captain. 00:09:08.440 --> 00:09:11.880 align:center -It has to be perfect. -It will. It will be. I promise, okay? 00:09:11.959 --> 00:09:14.360 align:center Now just come hang out inside the bowlo. Everyone's there. 00:09:14.440 --> 00:09:16.920 align:center There's no point obsessing over what happened. Come on. 00:09:17.000 --> 00:09:17.959 align:center Come on. 00:09:20.160 --> 00:09:23.520 align:center The St. Brunos's boys have been fucking with us all year. 00:09:23.600 --> 00:09:25.680 align:center Why couldn't they let us have our Muck-Up Day? 00:09:25.760 --> 00:09:28.360 align:center Because if they want something, they always get it. 00:09:28.440 --> 00:09:30.839 align:center Do you think Noah knows where the ibis head is? 00:09:30.920 --> 00:09:33.400 align:center -Oh, thanks. -I don't know. Why don't we ask him? 00:09:33.480 --> 00:09:35.839 align:center Oi, no, you two, out. If my boss sees youse dressed like that… 00:09:35.920 --> 00:09:37.720 align:center We're not staying, bro. 00:09:38.280 --> 00:09:42.160 align:center Just popped by to see my stunning girlfriend. G'day. 00:09:42.240 --> 00:09:45.040 align:center Really love that you showed your peen to my entire school. 00:09:45.120 --> 00:09:47.440 align:center -Yeah. That was Seb's idea. -Mmm… 00:09:47.959 --> 00:09:49.079 align:center And the ibis head? 00:09:49.880 --> 00:09:51.680 align:center Crime of opportunity? 00:09:51.760 --> 00:09:54.640 align:center You'll get it back. Just don't let Seb know you want it. 00:09:56.040 --> 00:09:57.520 align:center You enjoy the show, Dazzler? 00:09:57.600 --> 00:10:00.600 align:center When was the last time you washed your arsehole? 00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:02.839 align:center Where's the head? 00:10:02.920 --> 00:10:06.040 align:center Harper, if you want head, just ask nicely. 00:10:06.120 --> 00:10:07.240 align:center Yuck! 00:10:08.120 --> 00:10:10.880 align:center -Woodsy will help us get it back. -Whatever. Enough of this shit. 00:10:11.560 --> 00:10:12.560 align:center Gotta get to work. 00:10:13.600 --> 00:10:15.000 align:center Do you need a lift to Harry's? 00:10:15.079 --> 00:10:18.079 align:center No, I'm not at Harry's tonight. I got a job at the carnival in town. 00:10:19.520 --> 00:10:22.560 align:center I wouldn't step foot in that cathedral to white trash. 00:10:24.959 --> 00:10:26.120 align:center How's your neck? 00:10:26.880 --> 00:10:28.600 align:center You know, from my chokehold? 00:10:29.760 --> 00:10:34.440 align:center You know, there's a strong correlation between violence and a low, low IQ. 00:10:34.520 --> 00:10:35.959 align:center All right. 00:10:36.040 --> 00:10:37.400 align:center Back in your box. 00:10:37.480 --> 00:10:38.920 align:center -Bye. -Seb. 00:10:39.000 --> 00:10:42.280 align:center -Come on. -Catch you later, plebs. 00:10:42.360 --> 00:10:43.800 align:center Hey, nice shorts. 00:10:43.880 --> 00:10:44.720 align:center Dick. 00:10:46.839 --> 00:10:49.480 align:center That piece of shit needs to go down. 00:10:50.760 --> 00:10:53.640 align:center Noah too. It's us versus them. 00:10:53.719 --> 00:10:56.079 align:center They have something of ours. 00:10:56.160 --> 00:10:58.839 align:center We need something of theirs. 00:10:58.920 --> 00:11:01.360 align:center -A head for a head. -Yes. 00:11:01.440 --> 00:11:04.040 align:center Nope. You heard what Woodsy said. 00:11:05.320 --> 00:11:07.240 align:center Since when do you care about what Woodsy says? 00:11:07.320 --> 00:11:09.360 align:center Well, this time she's right. 00:11:09.959 --> 00:11:13.520 align:center From now until the HSC, I'm literally spending every spare minute studying. 00:11:13.600 --> 00:11:16.079 align:center I don't need any dumb distractions. 00:11:16.160 --> 00:11:17.520 align:center And neither do you. 00:11:18.360 --> 00:11:20.640 align:center This is our future, Harps. 00:11:29.000 --> 00:11:33.839 align:center Darius then organized the Persian Empire into 20 provinces, or satrapies-- 00:11:33.920 --> 00:11:35.839 align:center Why are you friends with Seb? 00:11:37.440 --> 00:11:40.560 align:center I've known him since kindy. Yeah, we're kind of like you and Harper. 00:11:40.640 --> 00:11:43.079 align:center Except Harper's not a massive dildo. 00:11:44.240 --> 00:11:46.959 align:center Sometimes, you're mates with someone 'cause you have a shared past. 00:11:47.040 --> 00:11:49.040 align:center Doesn't mean they're gonna be in your future. 00:11:49.120 --> 00:11:50.079 align:center Brutal. 00:11:50.160 --> 00:11:53.079 align:center What? People change. Go down different tracks. 00:11:53.600 --> 00:11:57.079 align:center That's not me and Harps. We're gonna terrorize nursing homes together. 00:11:59.760 --> 00:12:02.480 align:center So then I guess I'll be out of the picture by then. 00:12:02.560 --> 00:12:05.320 align:center Yeah, you'll be dead already. I would've sexed you to death. 00:12:06.839 --> 00:12:08.120 align:center Worse ways to go out. 00:12:08.760 --> 00:12:11.680 align:center Like being assassinated by Artabanus and his eunuch. 00:12:12.199 --> 00:12:14.880 align:center -I see what you did there. -Got to keep on track. 00:12:14.959 --> 00:12:17.440 align:center Oh, what would I do without you? 00:12:18.199 --> 00:12:21.520 align:center All right. What caused the fall of Persepolis? 00:12:21.600 --> 00:12:25.640 align:center Persepolis was sacked and burned by Alexander the Great in, uh, 00:12:26.320 --> 00:12:27.920 align:center 330 BC. 00:12:29.079 --> 00:12:32.360 align:center -That was really good. -Yeah. 00:12:33.120 --> 00:12:34.760 align:center Now take off your cardigan. 00:12:34.839 --> 00:12:37.800 align:center -It's… it's really cold-- -Off. 00:12:37.880 --> 00:12:40.719 align:center -No, it's freezing-- -Take off your cardigan. Off. 00:12:41.240 --> 00:12:43.040 align:center -Baby. -I'm not gonna ask again. 00:12:46.800 --> 00:12:49.360 align:center Okay, I wanted to beat you at quizmaster just once. 00:12:49.440 --> 00:12:50.880 align:center Oh my… 00:12:50.959 --> 00:12:52.400 align:center What, by cheating? 00:12:52.480 --> 00:12:55.839 align:center -It's not fair. You've got a tutor. -Yeah, and I give you all her notes. 00:12:57.440 --> 00:12:58.520 align:center Give 'em here. 00:13:01.800 --> 00:13:02.760 align:center Persian Empire. 00:13:04.320 --> 00:13:05.199 align:center Pompeii. 00:13:10.160 --> 00:13:11.640 align:center Where's the Han Dynasty? 00:13:24.480 --> 00:13:25.839 align:center What else are you hiding? 00:13:37.440 --> 00:13:38.880 align:center The Forbidden City. 00:13:41.480 --> 00:13:43.400 align:center It's a grubby tactic. 00:13:45.320 --> 00:13:48.360 align:center It's hard to focus now that I've seen your, um, 00:13:49.920 --> 00:13:50.880 align:center cheat sheet. 00:14:03.199 --> 00:14:04.760 align:center Gotta keep on track. 00:14:38.360 --> 00:14:40.640 align:center Oh! Principal McMahon. 00:14:40.719 --> 00:14:45.719 align:center Um, we all really appreciate, uh, you taking the time to see us today. 00:14:45.800 --> 00:14:48.400 align:center Our students were very insistent. 00:14:48.479 --> 00:14:49.640 align:center No problem. 00:14:49.719 --> 00:14:53.000 align:center This is our Year 12 captain, Sharma. His vice, Johnson. 00:14:53.079 --> 00:14:55.680 align:center I've asked them to join the meeting, considering the nature of it. 00:14:55.760 --> 00:14:59.120 align:center Now, let me get this straight. 00:14:59.680 --> 00:15:06.599 align:center Naked boys in balaclavas stormed Hartley High yesterday. 00:15:07.199 --> 00:15:08.920 align:center And you think the boys are from this school? 00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:10.160 align:center We know they are, sir. 00:15:10.240 --> 00:15:12.240 align:center At this stage, that is a theory, yes. 00:15:12.319 --> 00:15:13.719 align:center On what basis? 00:15:13.800 --> 00:15:17.319 align:center Well, I think it's fair to say that there has been rivalry 00:15:17.400 --> 00:15:19.360 align:center with our students and our schools. 00:15:19.439 --> 00:15:20.760 align:center In the past, perhaps. 00:15:20.839 --> 00:15:24.319 align:center This particular cohort has been very collegiate. 00:15:24.400 --> 00:15:26.439 align:center They stole the head of our mascot. 00:15:27.040 --> 00:15:29.319 align:center The chicken costume? 00:15:29.400 --> 00:15:31.319 align:center It's an ibis. 00:15:31.400 --> 00:15:34.560 align:center And it's an important symbol of our school. 00:15:34.640 --> 00:15:36.880 align:center I'm asking that you question the boys on its whereabouts 00:15:36.959 --> 00:15:38.400 align:center and get them to return it promptly. 00:15:38.479 --> 00:15:41.560 align:center The logistics of what you're asking are a bit tricky. 00:15:41.640 --> 00:15:46.640 align:center There are 112 graduating seniors, most of whom are not regularly on campus-- 00:15:46.719 --> 00:15:50.280 align:center I can identify one of the streakers. He's standing right next to you. 00:15:51.199 --> 00:15:52.560 align:center Sebastian? 00:15:52.640 --> 00:15:54.719 align:center That is not true, sir. 00:15:54.800 --> 00:15:56.959 align:center I thought you said the boys were wearing balaclavas. 00:15:57.040 --> 00:15:58.800 align:center Yes, but you can see the bruising on his neck. 00:15:58.880 --> 00:16:01.160 align:center That's where Harper tackled him. 00:16:01.240 --> 00:16:05.920 align:center Uh, one of the Year 12 students tried to apprehend one of the culprits. 00:16:06.000 --> 00:16:08.439 align:center Sir, I… I wasn't there, and I'll be honest with you… 00:16:08.520 --> 00:16:11.000 align:center …I have no idea what they're talking about. 00:16:11.520 --> 00:16:14.640 align:center Sebastian, how did you get that bruise on your neck? 00:16:14.719 --> 00:16:16.560 align:center Spear tackle. Rugby game got a bit spirited. 00:16:16.640 --> 00:16:18.359 align:center -Ouch. Ouch. -Mm-hmm. 00:16:18.439 --> 00:16:20.520 align:center Bullshit. 00:16:20.599 --> 00:16:23.920 align:center -Okay, Sasha, please. -I was two inches away from your penis, 00:16:24.000 --> 00:16:27.199 align:center and I saw that ugly little birthmark next to your ball sack, 00:16:27.280 --> 00:16:28.839 align:center and I will happily ID it. 00:16:28.920 --> 00:16:30.959 align:center Okay, well, clearly we can't do that. 00:16:31.040 --> 00:16:33.079 align:center -Go on, show us your dick. -Enough! 00:16:33.160 --> 00:16:35.560 align:center This meeting is over. 00:16:39.000 --> 00:16:40.760 align:center Sasha, please sit down. 00:16:43.000 --> 00:16:44.959 align:center -Well, that went well. -Mm-hmm. 00:16:58.880 --> 00:17:01.719 align:center -Ah, what a dreamboat. -Rack off, creeper. 00:17:01.800 --> 00:17:04.879 align:center -Who's he? -Just an old friend. Boyfriend, briefly. 00:17:05.760 --> 00:17:06.960 align:center -Oi, Noah. -Yo. 00:17:07.040 --> 00:17:09.200 align:center Girlfriend's keeping tabs on her ex. 00:17:09.280 --> 00:17:10.119 align:center Malakai? 00:17:10.200 --> 00:17:12.159 align:center Harper mentioned him yesterday, 00:17:12.240 --> 00:17:14.359 align:center and I was just curious as to what he was up to. 00:17:14.440 --> 00:17:15.919 align:center Don't read into it. 00:17:16.760 --> 00:17:17.599 align:center Cool. 00:17:18.440 --> 00:17:21.119 align:center All good. Just gotta hit the showers, and then I'll see you after. 00:17:21.200 --> 00:17:22.720 align:center -Okay. -Talk to you soon. 00:17:22.800 --> 00:17:24.040 align:center -Love you. -Love you. 00:17:24.119 --> 00:17:27.280 align:center You are on a roll. 00:17:27.359 --> 00:17:30.080 align:center -Hmm? -Stirring shit, stealing heads… 00:17:30.600 --> 00:17:33.159 align:center Look, you've had your fun. When are you gonna give it back? 00:17:33.240 --> 00:17:35.480 align:center I don't have it. Not anymore. 00:17:35.560 --> 00:17:36.440 align:center Where is it? 00:17:36.520 --> 00:17:38.680 align:center In a place where you'll never be able to get it. 00:17:38.760 --> 00:17:42.159 align:center I think there's a minimum annual salary requirement just to get in the door. 00:17:52.000 --> 00:17:53.440 align:center Povvo High losers. 00:17:56.280 --> 00:17:58.399 align:center Piece of shit. 00:17:58.480 --> 00:18:00.040 align:center How do we break it to Quinni? 00:18:01.360 --> 00:18:03.840 align:center We don't. We go and get it back. 00:18:03.919 --> 00:18:06.840 align:center The whole point of him leaving it there was so we couldn't. 00:18:06.919 --> 00:18:09.200 align:center Well, there's gotta be a way. You're the one with the in. 00:18:09.280 --> 00:18:12.320 align:center I'm not exploiting my relationship like that, Harper. 00:18:12.399 --> 00:18:15.120 align:center So we just lie down and take it? 00:18:15.200 --> 00:18:17.560 align:center So you're choosing Noah over me? 00:18:18.600 --> 00:18:19.760 align:center Why are you so cut? 00:18:19.840 --> 00:18:23.600 align:center Seb's always doing cooked shit like this. How is this time any different? 00:18:25.679 --> 00:18:26.760 align:center I… 00:18:29.919 --> 00:18:31.600 align:center -I bombed at trials. -What? 00:18:32.200 --> 00:18:33.800 align:center How bad were your marks? 00:18:34.600 --> 00:18:37.640 align:center Bad enough that I'm probably not getting into uni. 00:18:39.520 --> 00:18:41.720 align:center It… It's okay. It's okay, okay? 00:18:41.800 --> 00:18:44.480 align:center We've still got coursework and… and the HSC. 00:18:44.560 --> 00:18:47.399 align:center Trials only count for 40%. We can save the plan. 00:18:48.040 --> 00:18:51.200 align:center You're the only person I'd ever admit this to, 00:18:52.720 --> 00:18:55.399 align:center but maybe I'm just not smart enough. 00:18:55.480 --> 00:18:58.159 align:center Oh, piss off. You are the smartest person I know, okay? 00:18:59.800 --> 00:19:03.600 align:center Seriously. You're just working two jobs, and you've got so much on your plate-- 00:19:03.679 --> 00:19:06.200 align:center That's never gonna change, Amerie. 00:19:06.280 --> 00:19:08.040 align:center I have to support myself. 00:19:10.040 --> 00:19:11.399 align:center You know, maybe… 00:19:13.080 --> 00:19:15.240 align:center maybe Seb's right about me. 00:19:15.320 --> 00:19:19.159 align:center Don't you dare say that. Seb knows nothing. Fuck that guy, okay? 00:19:20.240 --> 00:19:21.280 align:center Okay? 00:19:28.200 --> 00:19:29.120 align:center Wait here. 00:19:32.159 --> 00:19:33.960 align:center But… 00:20:21.600 --> 00:20:22.520 align:center A head for a head. 00:20:22.600 --> 00:20:24.760 align:center -Okay. -I love you, Map Bitch. 00:20:24.840 --> 00:20:27.000 align:center They left our ibis at the yacht club. 00:20:27.080 --> 00:20:28.320 align:center We'll leave this bust somewhere 00:20:28.399 --> 00:20:30.560 align:center they'll never lower themselves to rescue it from. 00:20:30.640 --> 00:20:32.080 align:center -Centrelink. -Kmart. 00:20:32.159 --> 00:20:34.399 align:center -A food court. -Guys, no. We need to think bigger. 00:20:34.480 --> 00:20:36.480 align:center We need to go large, and we need to do it tonight. 00:20:37.080 --> 00:20:39.520 align:center I can't. I'm working at the carnival. 00:20:40.320 --> 00:20:41.520 align:center Oh my God. 00:20:41.600 --> 00:20:44.720 align:center Oh my God, Harps. Seb said he'd never set foot in the carnival. 00:20:44.800 --> 00:20:47.760 align:center Oh! We could hang it from a ride. 00:20:47.840 --> 00:20:49.760 align:center From a noose. 00:20:50.360 --> 00:20:53.960 align:center -We'll call it Operation Headjob. -Hell yeah. 00:20:54.040 --> 00:20:56.720 align:center Yeah, I've done my fair share of B&Es with the adlays. 00:20:56.800 --> 00:20:58.800 align:center This one's, uh, not worth the risk. 00:20:58.880 --> 00:21:01.840 align:center Who said anything about breaking in? Harper literally works there. 00:21:01.919 --> 00:21:04.320 align:center -Hmm. -Gotta be a way to Trojan horse this shit. 00:21:04.399 --> 00:21:05.919 align:center -Oh my God, actually… -Still… 00:21:06.000 --> 00:21:07.159 align:center …we could totally… 00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:08.800 align:center …not worth the risk. 00:21:08.880 --> 00:21:11.399 align:center Hey, no running in the halls. 00:21:12.560 --> 00:21:13.399 align:center Oh, there you are. 00:21:13.480 --> 00:21:14.560 align:center Okay, so I've been thinking 00:21:14.640 --> 00:21:16.440 align:center about the revenge plan for the ibis head, and-- 00:21:16.520 --> 00:21:17.880 align:center Oh, and we'd maybe still have it 00:21:17.960 --> 00:21:20.080 align:center if you'd shut your hole in the Brunos meeting. 00:21:22.399 --> 00:21:25.200 align:center Anyways, I was doing some digging on St. Bruno. 00:21:25.280 --> 00:21:29.760 align:center Turns out he was a Carthusian monk who was never formally canonized. 00:21:30.280 --> 00:21:32.600 align:center Like, there's gotta be a reason why. 00:21:32.679 --> 00:21:35.520 align:center Wait, you're gonna cancel a dead saint? 00:21:35.600 --> 00:21:37.200 align:center Well, yeah, it's perfect. 00:21:37.280 --> 00:21:39.200 align:center We hack into the St. Brunos School website 00:21:39.280 --> 00:21:42.880 align:center so when people go there, boom, up comes a picture of Bruno 00:21:42.960 --> 00:21:45.919 align:center covered in the facts the Church don't want you to know. 00:21:49.159 --> 00:21:50.320 align:center Right. 00:21:50.399 --> 00:21:54.040 align:center You know what, Sash? That's… That's, like, actually a really good idea. 00:21:55.880 --> 00:21:56.800 align:center Really? 00:21:56.880 --> 00:22:00.800 align:center Yeah. Yeah, I mean, we don't have a better one, right? 00:22:02.280 --> 00:22:04.080 align:center -I love it. -Mm. 00:22:04.159 --> 00:22:06.000 align:center -Oh yeah. Sick idea, Sash. -Yeah. 00:22:06.080 --> 00:22:08.800 align:center -Great idea. -Yeah. It's a mad idea. 00:22:08.880 --> 00:22:10.159 align:center -Okay. -Yeah, it's so good. 00:22:10.240 --> 00:22:13.919 align:center Yeah, well, I thought so. So, um, great, team. 00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:16.080 align:center I'll get started on the research. 00:22:16.159 --> 00:22:17.760 align:center -Amazing! -Get to work, girl boss. 00:22:17.840 --> 00:22:19.840 align:center We love you, vice captain! 00:22:19.919 --> 00:22:21.760 align:center All right, our plan shits all over that, 00:22:21.840 --> 00:22:24.840 align:center so I'll iron out the details, and I'll see you there at 5 p.m tonight. 00:22:24.919 --> 00:22:26.080 align:center -Got it? -Hell yeah. 00:22:26.159 --> 00:22:27.320 align:center Hell yeah. 00:22:28.640 --> 00:22:30.159 align:center He was an average egg 00:22:30.880 --> 00:22:31.760 align:center who said, 00:22:32.679 --> 00:22:33.960 align:center "Just one more time." 00:22:35.560 --> 00:22:37.560 align:center One more climb! 00:22:38.439 --> 00:22:39.960 align:center -Okay. -One last… 00:22:41.120 --> 00:22:43.080 align:center More pizzazz, more… 00:22:43.159 --> 00:22:44.040 align:center …high. 00:22:44.120 --> 00:22:47.040 align:center Less is more. 00:22:47.120 --> 00:22:48.640 align:center But that final step… 00:22:50.520 --> 00:22:52.320 align:center …would be his final breath. 00:22:55.800 --> 00:22:57.800 align:center And all the king's horses… 00:22:57.880 --> 00:22:59.640 align:center …and all the king's men 00:23:00.280 --> 00:23:02.840 align:center couldn't put my son together again! 00:23:05.280 --> 00:23:08.080 align:center This is bad. I need to impress the drama school people. 00:23:08.159 --> 00:23:10.280 align:center The drama showcase is in two weeks. 00:23:10.360 --> 00:23:12.760 align:center As the president of the drama club, you should be doing better. 00:23:12.840 --> 00:23:16.120 align:center -You should be taking this more seriously. -I'm just trying to lean into the comedy. 00:23:16.200 --> 00:23:18.360 align:center Well, I'm trying to get us top marks. 00:23:18.439 --> 00:23:20.640 align:center You know what I give top marks to, Zoe? 00:23:21.560 --> 00:23:23.919 align:center -Your other writing. -Mm. 00:23:24.000 --> 00:23:26.600 align:center -You both know it's not me. -Oh… 00:23:26.679 --> 00:23:27.520 align:center Curse! 00:23:27.600 --> 00:23:29.760 align:center Curse on both your houses! 00:23:34.439 --> 00:23:35.640 align:center Macbeth? 00:23:35.720 --> 00:23:36.720 align:center The other one. 00:23:37.439 --> 00:23:39.120 align:center Guys, what other writing? 00:23:39.200 --> 00:23:40.960 align:center -Um… -Uh… 00:23:41.040 --> 00:23:44.679 align:center Ant just found… found this website open on the library computers. 00:23:46.200 --> 00:23:48.880 align:center Had some pretty horny content. 00:23:48.960 --> 00:23:51.080 align:center Fairy smut. Erotic fiction, Miss, 00:23:51.159 --> 00:23:53.120 align:center called Velvet Thrones, if you wanna check it out. 00:23:53.200 --> 00:23:54.679 align:center I'm okay. Thanks, Darren. 00:23:54.760 --> 00:23:57.600 align:center Ant went full missionary, yeah. Got everyone to read it. 00:23:57.679 --> 00:23:58.520 align:center Everyone. 00:23:58.600 --> 00:23:59.439 align:center Even the Year Sevens. 00:23:59.520 --> 00:24:02.040 align:center -Sick. -The entire school. 00:24:02.120 --> 00:24:03.399 align:center And you think Zoe wrote it? 00:24:03.480 --> 00:24:06.240 align:center Probably not, but it feels so good… 00:24:06.320 --> 00:24:08.439 align:center …to give her shit about it. 00:24:10.760 --> 00:24:13.040 align:center I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear any of that. 00:24:14.600 --> 00:24:19.080 align:center I, um, heard it's actually really good. Have you, um… 00:24:19.919 --> 00:24:21.919 align:center -Have you read it? -No. I don't get off to words. 00:24:22.000 --> 00:24:24.360 align:center I'm more of like a VR headset, moisturizer kind of guy. 00:24:24.439 --> 00:24:25.600 align:center Yeah, me either. 00:24:43.080 --> 00:24:44.600 align:center Noah? 00:24:46.520 --> 00:24:47.360 align:center Amerie. 00:24:48.360 --> 00:24:50.840 align:center What are you doing here? You didn't say you were gonna come over. 00:24:50.919 --> 00:24:54.080 align:center Oh yeah, um… I left my charger. 00:24:54.159 --> 00:24:57.880 align:center But, um, I can't stay. Harper's had a heap-shit day, so I need to… 00:25:00.919 --> 00:25:02.040 align:center What is that? 00:25:02.560 --> 00:25:04.600 align:center Why is your hair wet? 00:25:04.679 --> 00:25:09.080 align:center And why do you smell like salt and vinegar chips? 00:25:10.520 --> 00:25:12.880 align:center -I went to the yacht club. -You got the head? 00:25:13.800 --> 00:25:17.040 align:center I just know how much it means to Quinni, so I… 00:25:17.120 --> 00:25:19.159 align:center -Noah. -Yeah. 00:25:19.240 --> 00:25:21.840 align:center Don't thank me yet though. Um, strong winds overnight, 00:25:21.919 --> 00:25:25.000 align:center head fell off the bow into the water, got swept onto the rocks, 00:25:25.080 --> 00:25:27.840 align:center a crab made a home in its left eye socket, and then, um, 00:25:28.960 --> 00:25:30.320 align:center the seagulls came. 00:25:33.399 --> 00:25:34.919 align:center Oh, Jesus! 00:25:35.000 --> 00:25:36.360 align:center We could just clean it up. 00:25:36.439 --> 00:25:38.960 align:center Yeah, I… I really didn't wanna tell you this, Quinn, 00:25:39.040 --> 00:25:42.199 align:center but, um, Seb took a shit in it. 00:25:44.480 --> 00:25:46.640 align:center Seb is an animal. 00:25:46.720 --> 00:25:51.800 align:center Hmm. Which is why this mug needs to get it extra good. 00:25:58.280 --> 00:26:01.320 align:center I wanna meet Penetrator. 00:26:01.840 --> 00:26:03.919 align:center Oh, that is not it. 00:26:04.000 --> 00:26:05.600 align:center I wonder what he penetrates. 00:26:05.679 --> 00:26:07.280 align:center -Hearts. -Minds. 00:26:07.360 --> 00:26:09.640 align:center -Souls. -Or probably vaginas. 00:26:12.480 --> 00:26:15.760 align:center These bloody wristbands. Who needs blood supply to their hands? 00:26:15.840 --> 00:26:18.159 align:center At this rate, I'm never gonna be able to mazz again. 00:26:18.240 --> 00:26:21.520 align:center Guys, I was supposed to open my stall 15 minutes ago. Come find me, yeah? 00:26:21.600 --> 00:26:23.880 align:center -Thanks, babe. I'll see you later. -Oh, there's the others. 00:26:33.439 --> 00:26:34.360 align:center Hey. 00:26:48.880 --> 00:26:50.679 align:center It's Malakai. Remember? 00:26:50.760 --> 00:26:51.600 align:center -Yeah. -Ah! 00:26:51.679 --> 00:26:54.520 align:center The guy who doesn't do goodbyes. 00:26:55.040 --> 00:26:56.640 align:center Yeah. 00:26:58.600 --> 00:27:02.960 align:center Um, I hope it's okay I came. Just… Missy invited me. 00:27:05.399 --> 00:27:07.880 align:center I only flew in this morning. We just… we wanted to hang out. 00:27:12.320 --> 00:27:13.679 align:center Um… 00:27:13.760 --> 00:27:15.000 align:center What… what are you doing back? 00:27:15.600 --> 00:27:17.679 align:center Uh, Dad, he… he finished up his contract, 00:27:17.760 --> 00:27:21.080 align:center so Mum and I have just come to help pack up the house. 00:27:21.960 --> 00:27:23.679 align:center Malakai, come on! Hurry up! 00:27:26.159 --> 00:27:28.280 align:center Oh, I hate to cut short this beautiful reunion, 00:27:28.360 --> 00:27:31.240 align:center but unlimited rides, people. 00:27:32.679 --> 00:27:34.679 align:center -Sorry. -The band's back together. 00:27:34.760 --> 00:27:36.800 align:center Never leave us again, Malakai. 00:27:37.640 --> 00:27:40.080 align:center Did you-- Um… Did you know he… 00:27:40.159 --> 00:27:41.600 align:center -It… No. -No. 00:27:42.840 --> 00:27:46.040 align:center I mean, Malakai did post a story of him boarding a plane in Dubai, 00:27:46.120 --> 00:27:48.320 align:center so I knew he was in the approximate geographical location. 00:27:48.399 --> 00:27:50.480 align:center What? I was stalking his socials this morning. 00:27:50.560 --> 00:27:52.760 align:center -I didn't see that. -Oh, no. It was just close friends. 00:27:52.840 --> 00:27:55.399 align:center Which I am right this second learning you are one of. 00:27:55.480 --> 00:28:00.159 align:center Look, it's a lot to unpack, but we need to remain focused on why we're here. 00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:01.720 align:center No, you're right. Okay. 00:28:01.800 --> 00:28:03.720 align:center Everyone's across the plan. 00:28:03.800 --> 00:28:06.439 align:center Until go time, we just need to blend in, like regular teens 00:28:06.520 --> 00:28:09.199 align:center enjoying a wholesome day out at the carnival. 00:28:09.280 --> 00:28:10.280 align:center -Period. -Period. 00:28:14.960 --> 00:28:19.760 align:center Shakedown 1979 00:28:23.120 --> 00:28:26.040 align:center Cool kids never have the time… 00:28:26.120 --> 00:28:27.159 align:center Huh? Oh yeah? 00:28:29.560 --> 00:28:34.600 align:center On a live wire right up off the street 00:28:34.679 --> 00:28:36.679 align:center You and I 00:28:37.240 --> 00:28:42.280 align:center And I don't even care 00:28:42.360 --> 00:28:46.480 align:center To shake these zipper blues 00:28:46.560 --> 00:28:49.520 align:center And we don't know 00:28:50.280 --> 00:28:54.040 align:center Just where our bones will rest 00:28:54.120 --> 00:28:57.959 align:center To dust I guess 00:28:58.040 --> 00:29:00.919 align:center Forgotten and absorbed 00:29:01.000 --> 00:29:04.720 align:center Into the earth below 00:29:08.240 --> 00:29:11.800 align:center As you see there's no one around 00:29:15.520 --> 00:29:17.280 align:center Order up. 00:29:17.360 --> 00:29:18.240 align:center Thank you. 00:29:18.760 --> 00:29:20.520 align:center You really are a witch. 00:29:20.600 --> 00:29:24.360 align:center You just uttered his name, and he was, like, full on summoned. 00:29:24.439 --> 00:29:26.639 align:center Sorry, that must've been a shock. You okay? 00:29:27.600 --> 00:29:30.840 align:center I am now. Be the pond, not the fish. 00:29:30.919 --> 00:29:33.320 align:center I moved on. My life is spectacular. 00:29:35.280 --> 00:29:37.399 align:center More importantly, how are you feeling? 00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:38.439 align:center Hmm. 00:29:39.320 --> 00:29:42.040 align:center Hey, we're gonna get you through, Harps. 00:29:42.840 --> 00:29:45.800 align:center Don't forget Showcase. That'll make up for heaps of loss marks. 00:29:45.879 --> 00:29:48.240 align:center -Hope so. -It will. 00:29:48.879 --> 00:29:51.040 align:center I'm covering breaks. You wanna take yours now? 00:29:51.120 --> 00:29:52.879 align:center Uh, thanks, I don't need one. 00:29:52.959 --> 00:29:54.679 align:center Not even to eat? 00:29:54.760 --> 00:29:56.399 align:center My mate will get me something. 00:29:56.959 --> 00:29:58.720 align:center Does your mate have a name? 00:29:58.800 --> 00:29:59.760 align:center Amerie. 00:29:59.840 --> 00:30:02.959 align:center Amerie. I thought it was gonna be Beautiful. 00:30:03.800 --> 00:30:04.879 align:center -Mmm. -Chill, Liam. 00:30:05.480 --> 00:30:07.760 align:center She's got a hot rich boyfriend, so don't waste your tickets. 00:30:08.360 --> 00:30:09.520 align:center Oi! 00:30:09.600 --> 00:30:11.360 align:center Chase skirt on your own time. 00:30:12.399 --> 00:30:13.720 align:center Have another drink, Clancy. 00:30:13.800 --> 00:30:16.199 align:center Whoa. Way to speak to your boss. 00:30:16.280 --> 00:30:19.720 align:center No, my mum's the boss. He's just the mongrel that she's shacked up with. 00:30:21.159 --> 00:30:22.560 align:center Let me know if you change your mind. 00:30:25.919 --> 00:30:28.560 align:center Lock up your daughters. 00:30:28.639 --> 00:30:31.760 align:center Hey, chase skirt on your own time, yeah? 00:30:41.240 --> 00:30:42.120 align:center Amerie. 00:30:53.919 --> 00:30:55.439 align:center -I… Can we just-- -What? 00:30:58.480 --> 00:31:00.560 align:center What's going on with-- 00:31:00.639 --> 00:31:03.919 align:center You moved halfway across the world, and I had to hear it from Missy. 00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:06.760 align:center I know. It… it was a messed up time. 00:31:06.840 --> 00:31:09.919 align:center At the very least, you could have said goodbye. 00:31:12.879 --> 00:31:15.639 align:center Is that why you ignored my letter? 00:31:17.120 --> 00:31:18.720 align:center I… I never got a letter. 00:31:20.000 --> 00:31:20.840 align:center You didn't? 00:31:21.919 --> 00:31:23.040 align:center No, Malakai. 00:31:24.360 --> 00:31:26.840 align:center To be honest, it seems like a pretty convenient excuse… 00:31:26.919 --> 00:31:28.080 align:center -…for you to pull out now. -No. 00:31:28.159 --> 00:31:32.439 align:center No. Yeah, I… I can be a dickhead, sure, but I… I'm not a liar. 00:31:33.159 --> 00:31:35.720 align:center No, I slipped it into your locker the day of formal. 00:31:39.000 --> 00:31:41.399 align:center That whole part of the school burned to the ground. 00:31:49.360 --> 00:31:51.240 align:center Huh! 00:32:03.959 --> 00:32:07.560 align:center A bit tragic, you going on this alone. 00:32:07.639 --> 00:32:09.480 align:center Yeah, I… I'm not. 00:32:10.520 --> 00:32:11.520 align:center You're coming with me. 00:32:24.120 --> 00:32:28.719 align:center Oh my God, this is so lame. 00:32:31.199 --> 00:32:32.480 align:center You're scared. 00:32:33.480 --> 00:32:35.000 align:center I'm not. 00:32:37.439 --> 00:32:38.679 align:center Oh! 00:32:38.760 --> 00:32:41.320 align:center You know, laughter is a stress response to fear. 00:32:41.399 --> 00:32:44.080 align:center Okay, I'm literally about to study psychology. 00:32:44.159 --> 00:32:47.800 align:center I think I can psychoanalyze myself, thank you. I'm not scared. Oh! 00:32:49.679 --> 00:32:51.639 align:center Okay, okay, I'm shitting myself! 00:33:04.120 --> 00:33:06.240 align:center I don't think this is part of the ride. 00:33:09.679 --> 00:33:12.360 align:center Must've just missed the sweet spot there, big man. 00:33:12.439 --> 00:33:14.679 align:center Sorry about that. Better luck next time, eh? 00:33:14.760 --> 00:33:17.760 align:center All right. Three tickets, three chances to win. 00:33:17.840 --> 00:33:19.360 align:center Hair on that chest there, Hercules? 00:33:19.439 --> 00:33:21.800 align:center Yeah, step up and prove it. 00:33:21.879 --> 00:33:25.040 align:center -I think I got it from here. -You wish. 00:33:25.560 --> 00:33:28.560 align:center All right, five bucks says I can top ya, easy. 00:33:28.639 --> 00:33:32.639 align:center Uh, are you forgetting something? I'm an athlete. I'll make you piss. 00:33:32.719 --> 00:33:35.040 align:center -Oh, the language of love. -Watch and learn. 00:33:35.120 --> 00:33:36.879 align:center -Don't choke. -You wish. 00:33:36.959 --> 00:33:38.320 align:center Mother of my babies. 00:33:39.320 --> 00:33:41.399 align:center Try harder. 00:33:41.480 --> 00:33:42.800 align:center -What? -Sorry. 00:33:42.879 --> 00:33:43.879 align:center Wackadoodle. 00:33:43.959 --> 00:33:46.719 align:center Yeah, all right, enough foreplay. Give me that, thank you. 00:33:47.879 --> 00:33:50.719 align:center -I mean, I paid for that. -You can do it. 00:33:55.919 --> 00:33:59.320 align:center -We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen! -You did it! You did it! 00:33:59.399 --> 00:34:01.600 align:center That was so good! That was so good! 00:34:02.639 --> 00:34:04.240 align:center What prize do you want, Quinni? 00:34:05.760 --> 00:34:06.959 align:center Slappy hand! 00:34:07.600 --> 00:34:10.480 align:center Slappy hand! I have a slappy hand! I have a slappy hand! 00:34:10.560 --> 00:34:12.000 align:center All yours, darling. 00:34:12.080 --> 00:34:13.639 align:center -Thank you. -Thank you! 00:34:22.839 --> 00:34:26.719 align:center I actually would've picked you for studying psych. 00:34:27.239 --> 00:34:28.600 align:center Hmm. Yeah. 00:34:29.719 --> 00:34:31.960 align:center Guess I've always been into watching people, you know. 00:34:32.040 --> 00:34:34.839 align:center Trying to understand why they do the things they do. 00:34:36.799 --> 00:34:40.520 align:center Then after all the Rowan stuff, I had to see a counselor, so… 00:34:41.120 --> 00:34:43.480 align:center -You know, that really helped me. -Hmm. 00:34:43.560 --> 00:34:45.719 align:center Thought I'd like to help people in that way too. 00:34:48.839 --> 00:34:51.360 align:center I'm really sorry about what happened. 00:34:52.560 --> 00:34:55.360 align:center What Rowan did, it wasn't your fault, or mine. 00:34:56.280 --> 00:35:00.760 align:center And even though it was an awful experience, 00:35:00.839 --> 00:35:03.360 align:center it brought some really positive change into my life. 00:35:03.440 --> 00:35:04.600 align:center Like meeting Noah. 00:35:05.200 --> 00:35:06.560 align:center Oh, your… your boyfriend? 00:35:07.200 --> 00:35:08.280 align:center You know? 00:35:08.360 --> 00:35:10.880 align:center Oh, yeah, Missy keeps me updated, so… 00:35:10.960 --> 00:35:12.440 align:center Huh. 00:35:16.120 --> 00:35:18.520 align:center -So how long is it-- -About a year. 00:35:19.240 --> 00:35:24.640 align:center Yeah. Um, after the fire, St. Brunos invited us to use their campus. 00:35:24.720 --> 00:35:28.160 align:center Like, their oval, art rooms, sort of. 00:35:28.760 --> 00:35:30.120 align:center He's a private-school boy. 00:35:30.200 --> 00:35:33.319 align:center Yeah, but, like, the least awful version of one. 00:35:33.400 --> 00:35:34.880 align:center No, he's the best. 00:35:34.960 --> 00:35:38.160 align:center Honest, dependable, loyal. 00:35:38.240 --> 00:35:41.280 align:center That sounds like you're describing a dog. 00:35:42.040 --> 00:35:45.720 align:center Well, dogs can't hold pens, so no risk of them writing letters. 00:35:50.640 --> 00:35:54.240 align:center So, um, not that it really matters much now, 00:35:54.319 --> 00:35:57.120 align:center but what did you write me? 00:36:08.000 --> 00:36:09.000 align:center Uh… 00:36:10.760 --> 00:36:14.600 align:center It was everything I was too afraid to say to you in person. 00:36:14.680 --> 00:36:15.560 align:center Like what? 00:36:18.280 --> 00:36:19.720 align:center Er… 00:36:23.640 --> 00:36:24.720 align:center That I just… 00:36:28.160 --> 00:36:30.200 align:center Oh. Hi, Liam. 00:36:30.280 --> 00:36:31.319 align:center Amerie. 00:36:32.120 --> 00:36:35.040 align:center So sorry to interrupt this, 00:36:35.120 --> 00:36:38.720 align:center but little Timmy in the car ahead puked up a… 00:36:38.799 --> 00:36:39.880 align:center Sorry, he just… 00:36:41.240 --> 00:36:43.839 align:center …puked up a daggy dog all over Dracula. 00:36:43.920 --> 00:36:46.480 align:center Yeah. I'll show youse to the exit, eh? 00:36:48.200 --> 00:36:49.280 align:center Okay. 00:36:50.200 --> 00:36:51.080 align:center What… 00:36:51.799 --> 00:36:52.720 align:center Yep. 00:36:57.760 --> 00:36:58.600 align:center Quinni? 00:37:00.319 --> 00:37:03.080 align:center Sasha. What are you doing here? 00:37:03.160 --> 00:37:06.920 align:center Oh, my parents forced me to come and herd my feral brothers. 00:37:09.799 --> 00:37:12.880 align:center Hey, I'm sorry about snapping in that meeting before. 00:37:12.960 --> 00:37:15.359 align:center I… I should've just let you handle it. 00:37:16.319 --> 00:37:17.240 align:center It's okay. 00:37:19.839 --> 00:37:22.280 align:center Anyways, what are you doing here? 00:37:23.520 --> 00:37:25.080 align:center What? Oh! 00:37:25.160 --> 00:37:26.680 align:center My slappy hand! 00:37:26.760 --> 00:37:28.319 align:center Water, water, water! 00:37:31.680 --> 00:37:34.200 align:center Sashy! Sashy! Look what I got! 00:37:34.280 --> 00:37:37.720 align:center Kevin, no, I told you not to spend all of your money on that. 00:37:37.799 --> 00:37:39.880 align:center -Get here, we're going home. -That's unfair. 00:37:39.960 --> 00:37:41.799 align:center Mum said it was all right. 00:37:45.200 --> 00:37:47.400 align:center It's time to mobilize. Operation Headjob is a go. 00:37:47.480 --> 00:37:49.720 align:center Carnival's closing in 30 minutes. 00:37:50.440 --> 00:37:51.280 align:center It's go time. 00:37:59.319 --> 00:38:00.280 align:center You heading off? 00:38:00.799 --> 00:38:03.000 align:center I thought I'd stick around, actually. 00:38:03.520 --> 00:38:05.080 align:center Need a ride, so… 00:38:06.319 --> 00:38:08.280 align:center Did Missy tell you the… the full plan? 00:38:08.359 --> 00:38:10.760 align:center To get revenge on those rich Bruno wankers? 00:38:10.839 --> 00:38:15.680 align:center Okay, so you know you'll be waiting for that ride for, like, a… a while. 00:38:16.319 --> 00:38:19.520 align:center Unless I wait with you guys. 00:38:21.560 --> 00:38:24.000 align:center A lot of bodies, little truck. 00:38:25.960 --> 00:38:28.880 align:center If you wanna get intimate with someone's armpit for the next few hours… 00:38:28.960 --> 00:38:30.319 align:center -…be my guest. -Mmm. 00:39:11.880 --> 00:39:13.319 align:center Oh, yes. 00:39:25.280 --> 00:39:26.200 align:center It's go time. 00:39:30.120 --> 00:39:31.720 align:center You guys are insane. 00:39:31.799 --> 00:39:34.080 align:center Seb's gonna shit himself. 00:39:34.160 --> 00:39:36.480 align:center Roll up, roll up, get your tickets to ride! 00:39:36.560 --> 00:39:39.359 align:center Guys, guys, guys, stop arsing around. 00:39:39.440 --> 00:39:42.240 align:center We need to get this done, and then we need to get the hell out of here. 00:39:42.319 --> 00:39:44.920 align:center All right. I'll get the mannequin up there. 00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:45.839 align:center Great. 00:39:47.080 --> 00:39:48.560 align:center It's a tawny frogmouth! 00:39:48.640 --> 00:39:51.400 align:center Nightmare fuel is what that is. Jeez. 00:39:53.480 --> 00:39:54.720 align:center It's all right, I'm good. 00:39:56.200 --> 00:39:57.359 align:center -It's all right. -Go on. 00:39:57.440 --> 00:39:58.680 align:center You got this, baby. 00:39:58.760 --> 00:40:02.560 align:center Jesus! Nope, nope, cannot do it. 00:40:02.640 --> 00:40:03.680 align:center Aww… 00:40:03.760 --> 00:40:05.960 align:center Not cool, dude. It's like a legit phobia. 00:40:06.040 --> 00:40:09.319 align:center -You're a legit pussy, dude. -Fucking say that again. 00:40:09.400 --> 00:40:11.760 align:center There cannot be a worse time for you guys to measure dicks. 00:40:11.839 --> 00:40:15.160 align:center -Please, please, settle down. -Babe, babe, babe, it's okay. 00:40:15.960 --> 00:40:17.400 align:center Settle. 00:40:17.480 --> 00:40:18.440 align:center Settle. 00:40:18.960 --> 00:40:20.319 align:center I'll do it. 00:40:21.240 --> 00:40:25.359 align:center Oh, okay, don't forget this. 00:40:25.880 --> 00:40:29.839 align:center -All right. Uh, grab the rope, Harps. -I'll just go keep lookout or whatever. 00:40:29.920 --> 00:40:32.200 align:center Yeah, Missy, can you actually go do the same? 00:40:32.280 --> 00:40:33.720 align:center This is how horror films start. 00:40:33.799 --> 00:40:36.359 align:center -Ant, you know what to do, buddy. -I do know what to do. 00:40:36.440 --> 00:40:39.000 align:center -And you two-- -I really need to have a wee. 00:40:39.080 --> 00:40:41.280 align:center Impeccable timing, seriously. 00:40:41.359 --> 00:40:42.839 align:center -Go find a bush. -Okay. 00:40:42.920 --> 00:40:43.839 align:center Go with. 00:40:44.359 --> 00:40:45.480 align:center Coming, Quinni. 00:40:55.720 --> 00:40:57.760 align:center -Come on. God. -Okay. 00:40:57.839 --> 00:40:59.960 align:center -Could you help me with it? -Hey! 00:41:00.799 --> 00:41:02.640 align:center Jesus Christ. 00:41:03.839 --> 00:41:07.400 align:center -Stop it. Hold this up. -Okay. Okay. 00:41:07.480 --> 00:41:08.880 align:center Hurry up. 00:41:09.400 --> 00:41:11.319 align:center -Hold it. Hold it. -Okay, I've got it. 00:41:11.400 --> 00:41:13.520 align:center Oh my God. 00:41:16.440 --> 00:41:17.680 align:center There we go. 00:41:17.760 --> 00:41:20.000 align:center -Oh, Bruno. -Bruni. 00:41:21.600 --> 00:41:23.400 align:center Suck it, Seb. 00:41:26.520 --> 00:41:27.880 align:center Jesus. 00:41:28.400 --> 00:41:29.240 align:center Whoa. 00:41:34.040 --> 00:41:35.600 align:center -Harper. -Harps. 00:41:36.319 --> 00:41:37.960 align:center -What's going on? -I don't know. 00:41:38.960 --> 00:41:40.080 align:center Let's move, now. 00:41:42.280 --> 00:41:43.960 align:center Malakai, just leave it! 00:41:44.040 --> 00:41:45.400 align:center -No! -Let's go! 00:41:45.480 --> 00:41:46.359 align:center Oh my God! 00:41:50.480 --> 00:41:51.359 align:center Oi! 00:41:51.440 --> 00:41:54.400 align:center -Oi! -Go! Go! Run! 00:41:58.880 --> 00:42:00.160 align:center Oi! 00:42:00.240 --> 00:42:01.640 align:center -Go! -Oh my God! 00:42:01.720 --> 00:42:03.680 align:center Oi! Come here, you little prick! 00:42:05.080 --> 00:42:08.000 align:center Come back here, you little shit! 00:42:10.520 --> 00:42:12.359 align:center Hey! Hey! 00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:15.520 align:center Come back here! 00:42:21.000 --> 00:42:26.240 align:center Pool killer, killer pool, pool killer Kiss me 00:42:31.319 --> 00:42:35.480 align:center Mr. Caspian's killer told me so 00:42:36.920 --> 00:42:39.280 align:center La-la la-la la la 00:42:39.359 --> 00:42:42.240 align:center Heard it down on the radio… 00:42:42.839 --> 00:42:44.000 align:center Go, go, go. 00:42:44.080 --> 00:42:46.600 align:center La-la la-la la la 00:42:48.359 --> 00:42:50.799 align:center Summer vibes killed 00:42:50.880 --> 00:42:52.920 align:center In cold blood illed