WEBVTT 00:00:23.959 --> 00:00:26.439 align:center Come here, you little prick! 00:00:35.600 --> 00:00:37.640 align:center Slow down! 00:00:37.720 --> 00:00:40.120 align:center -This is crazy. -One at a time. 00:00:40.720 --> 00:00:42.280 align:center What if he's really hurt? 00:00:43.520 --> 00:00:48.559 align:center Okay, uh, so, um, we had the mannequin up on the ride, 00:00:48.640 --> 00:00:50.280 align:center and then it… it just suddenly turns on, 00:00:50.360 --> 00:00:52.720 align:center and then this guy appears out of nowhere-- 00:00:52.800 --> 00:00:55.760 align:center Clancy. He runs the carnival with his wife. 00:00:55.840 --> 00:00:58.760 align:center He climbs up the steps, and he lunges at Malakai. 00:00:58.839 --> 00:01:00.440 align:center Then wham, the ride takes him out. 00:01:00.519 --> 00:01:02.919 align:center Okay, okay, so who turned on the ride, this Clancy guy? 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:04.200 align:center -He must have. -I mean… 00:01:04.280 --> 00:01:06.280 align:center Probably trying to scare us or something. 00:01:06.360 --> 00:01:07.880 align:center -Exactly. -Why would he? 00:01:07.960 --> 00:01:11.800 align:center -Whoa. Scare you, or hurt you? -It was his fault, right? 00:01:11.880 --> 00:01:15.240 align:center Yeah. Probably trying to teach us a lesson. Right? 00:01:16.920 --> 00:01:19.080 align:center I mean, it was pretty full on the way he went at Malakai. 00:01:19.160 --> 00:01:20.880 align:center -Yeah, he did jump him. -Yeah. 00:01:20.960 --> 00:01:23.119 align:center I have seen him get pretty aggro after a few beers. 00:01:23.200 --> 00:01:26.600 align:center Yeah, and it… it really wasn't that bad, you know, what we did. 00:01:26.680 --> 00:01:30.399 align:center -Well, we did trespass, Am. -All right. Listen, everyone! 00:01:30.479 --> 00:01:33.000 align:center Delete any photos from the carnival. 00:01:33.080 --> 00:01:34.600 align:center -Texts as well. -No, Ca$h-- 00:01:34.680 --> 00:01:36.800 align:center Tomorrow, you go to open day like everything's eetsway. 00:01:36.880 --> 00:01:39.479 align:center -This is really wrong. -Quinni, were you not listening? 00:01:39.560 --> 00:01:41.880 align:center He turned on the ride. We are the victims here. 00:01:41.960 --> 00:01:43.960 align:center Honestly, he's lucky that none of us were injured. 00:01:44.040 --> 00:01:45.920 align:center -Otherwise, he would be in huge trouble. -I know. 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:48.520 align:center Yeah, about that, actually… 00:01:48.600 --> 00:01:52.240 align:center Uh… I think I've dislocated my shoulder. It's all right. I-- Oi! 00:01:52.320 --> 00:01:54.559 align:center -Ant! -Ant! I need someone to pop it in, please. 00:01:54.640 --> 00:01:56.240 align:center I think that needs to be done by-- 00:01:56.320 --> 00:01:57.520 align:center Someone who's not Ant. 00:01:57.600 --> 00:02:00.720 align:center -Oh my God, you bunch of pussies! -I told you not to do this. 00:02:00.800 --> 00:02:03.039 align:center It should be done by a professional. 00:02:03.119 --> 00:02:04.759 align:center -What do I do? -Get underneath it 00:02:04.839 --> 00:02:05.679 align:center and… and shove it up. 00:02:05.759 --> 00:02:06.600 align:center -Okay, ready? -Yep. 00:02:06.679 --> 00:02:08.120 align:center One, two… 00:02:18.360 --> 00:02:20.720 align:center Here's the smell of blood still. 00:02:21.640 --> 00:02:25.320 align:center All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. 00:02:27.959 --> 00:02:30.760 align:center Okay, are you degenerates, like, even listening to me? 00:02:32.200 --> 00:02:33.320 align:center Shit. 00:02:33.400 --> 00:02:35.959 align:center Come on, people, I need feedback! 00:02:36.040 --> 00:02:39.480 align:center I need to make a good impression on Lane at open uni day today. 00:02:39.560 --> 00:02:40.680 align:center Who? 00:02:40.760 --> 00:02:42.760 align:center Lane Henson? 00:02:43.560 --> 00:02:45.679 align:center She selects the ensemble for SCODA. 00:02:45.760 --> 00:02:49.560 align:center My entire future rests in her delicate, manicured hands, hopefully. 00:02:50.600 --> 00:02:52.200 align:center Okay, I don't wanna sound like a bitch, 00:02:52.280 --> 00:02:55.480 align:center but why am I the only one committed to Operation Act Normal? 00:02:55.560 --> 00:02:58.600 align:center I'm so sorry. I'm really out of it. I, um… 00:02:58.679 --> 00:03:01.280 align:center I didn't get any sleep last night thinking about that guy. 00:03:01.360 --> 00:03:02.920 align:center Look, there's nothing in the news, okay? 00:03:03.000 --> 00:03:05.679 align:center No mention of the carnival. If he was hurt, there'd have been a story. 00:03:05.760 --> 00:03:07.880 align:center -Banana skin belongs in the bin. -Woodsy alert. 00:03:07.959 --> 00:03:09.040 align:center Thank you. 00:03:10.840 --> 00:03:12.000 align:center A man is dead. 00:03:14.880 --> 00:03:15.920 align:center What?! 00:03:16.519 --> 00:03:18.480 align:center Where's the head? 00:03:18.560 --> 00:03:19.640 align:center Oh… 00:03:20.239 --> 00:03:22.560 align:center The head? What? My head? What? 00:03:22.640 --> 00:03:26.239 align:center Here it is, atop my shoulders, enjoying this glorious day. 00:03:26.320 --> 00:03:28.360 align:center Thank you, Amerie. 00:03:28.440 --> 00:03:31.000 align:center There has been a claim from St. Brunos 00:03:31.080 --> 00:03:33.920 align:center that a group of Hartley High students 00:03:34.000 --> 00:03:37.679 align:center have stolen a very valuable bust of their patron saint. 00:03:37.760 --> 00:03:40.200 align:center That is… …disgraceful. 00:03:40.280 --> 00:03:41.280 align:center Isn't it, Darren? 00:03:41.359 --> 00:03:47.160 align:center Especially since I said there was to be no retaliation. 00:03:47.239 --> 00:03:48.920 align:center And yet here we are. 00:03:49.000 --> 00:03:52.679 align:center Principal McMahon wanted to take the matter to the police, 00:03:52.760 --> 00:03:55.959 align:center but I have asked that he wait until the end of the day, 00:03:56.040 --> 00:03:58.839 align:center just in case the bust is returned. 00:03:58.920 --> 00:03:59.760 align:center Hmm! 00:03:59.839 --> 00:04:03.799 align:center And if you behave yourselves at the university open day, 00:04:03.880 --> 00:04:08.040 align:center there should, in fact, be no further problems. 00:04:08.119 --> 00:04:09.519 align:center -Should there? -No. 00:04:10.119 --> 00:04:11.720 align:center -Should there? -Mm-mm. 00:04:12.880 --> 00:04:13.880 align:center Should there? 00:04:19.039 --> 00:04:20.279 align:center Thanks, Miss. 00:04:20.360 --> 00:04:22.840 align:center Oh my God. We need to take that bust back. 00:04:22.920 --> 00:04:25.200 align:center We do not want the cops getting involved in this. 00:04:25.280 --> 00:04:27.640 align:center -You said that we did nothing wrong. -Yeah, we didn't. 00:04:27.720 --> 00:04:32.680 align:center But, um, who knows how our imperfect justice system will see these things. 00:04:32.760 --> 00:04:35.479 align:center At a minimum, they could do you for breaking and entering. 00:04:42.039 --> 00:04:45.120 align:center Must have happened when it fell. 00:04:45.200 --> 00:04:47.320 align:center We can't take it back like this. 00:04:52.039 --> 00:04:54.400 align:center Bravo! 00:04:54.479 --> 00:04:56.680 align:center Oh, you dickheads have really outdone yourselves. 00:04:56.760 --> 00:04:59.520 align:center Piss off, Sasha. Not now, okay? 00:05:00.039 --> 00:05:02.280 align:center -What were you gonna do with it? -Nothing. 00:05:02.360 --> 00:05:05.320 align:center You just stole it? That was the whole revenge plan? 00:05:05.919 --> 00:05:06.960 align:center Mm-hmm. 00:05:08.320 --> 00:05:09.479 align:center Well, as vice captain, 00:05:09.560 --> 00:05:12.400 align:center I do have a duty to tell Woodsy that I've located the missing bust. 00:05:12.479 --> 00:05:14.240 align:center Oh, here we go. 00:05:14.320 --> 00:05:16.200 align:center All year you've been yapping on 00:05:16.280 --> 00:05:19.160 align:center about how being vice captain makes you all superior. 00:05:19.240 --> 00:05:20.240 align:center But you know what? 00:05:20.320 --> 00:05:23.160 align:center Everyone is just laughing at how lame you are. 00:05:23.240 --> 00:05:25.320 align:center Lame is a really ableist term, Amerie. 00:05:25.400 --> 00:05:27.120 align:center -Oh my God. -Shut up, Sasha. 00:05:27.200 --> 00:05:29.320 align:center This is why we don't hang out with you anymore. 00:05:29.400 --> 00:05:32.560 align:center How have you managed to figure out how to criticize literally everything? 00:05:36.520 --> 00:05:39.640 align:center Whatever. Have fun getting busted. 00:05:41.320 --> 00:05:44.160 align:center Busted. Get it, guys? 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:46.760 align:center All right. What are we gonna do? 00:05:47.280 --> 00:05:49.599 align:center The bus for the uni open day leaves, like, now. 00:05:50.599 --> 00:05:52.160 align:center Well, let's just stash it here. 00:05:52.240 --> 00:05:54.200 align:center We will find the nose, return the bust, 00:05:54.280 --> 00:05:57.240 align:center but we just have to go to uni open day and act normal. 00:05:57.320 --> 00:06:00.479 align:center Okay, I need to run my lines. Quinni, can you come with me? 00:06:00.560 --> 00:06:03.120 align:center No, I need five minutes in the sensory room. 00:06:03.640 --> 00:06:05.599 align:center -Let's go. -I'm gonna take a dump. 00:06:06.160 --> 00:06:07.120 align:center Ew! 00:06:09.919 --> 00:06:13.800 align:center This noseless fucker's gonna come back to haunt me. I can feel it. 00:06:21.000 --> 00:06:28.000 align:center "Possible injuries from falling approx… …four meters." 00:06:51.359 --> 00:06:55.560 align:center Oh! Jeez, bit jumpy there, eh, Sparkles? 00:06:55.640 --> 00:06:57.240 align:center Exam stress getting to you? 00:06:58.280 --> 00:07:00.080 align:center Yeah, something like that. 00:07:00.160 --> 00:07:03.120 align:center Well, today is your lucky day. 00:07:03.200 --> 00:07:04.359 align:center For just a small fee, 00:07:04.440 --> 00:07:08.359 align:center I can connect you to one of our wicked smart Year Nines, okay? 00:07:08.440 --> 00:07:11.440 align:center We stick a bunch of glittery shit to her face, 00:07:11.520 --> 00:07:14.479 align:center wheel her into the exam room in your spot, 00:07:14.560 --> 00:07:17.120 align:center mark of 95-plus. 00:07:17.200 --> 00:07:20.440 align:center Or your money back, guaranteed. Keen? 00:07:22.159 --> 00:07:23.200 align:center Sorry, who are you? 00:07:23.880 --> 00:07:26.880 align:center Aside from your personal savior? I'm Taz. 00:07:28.039 --> 00:07:29.919 align:center Taz? You're Woodsy's niece. 00:07:30.000 --> 00:07:31.479 align:center The hell? How do you know that? 00:07:31.560 --> 00:07:34.080 align:center Oh, I'm the school captain, so she confides in me a lot. 00:07:34.159 --> 00:07:35.200 align:center Hmm… 00:07:35.880 --> 00:07:37.159 align:center What's she told you then? 00:07:37.239 --> 00:07:39.760 align:center That you had a lot of issues in New Zealand, 00:07:39.840 --> 00:07:41.520 align:center that you moved here three weeks ago, 00:07:41.599 --> 00:07:44.919 align:center and that I should let her know if I hear of you getting up to any trouble. 00:07:46.719 --> 00:07:47.760 align:center Okay, look, 00:07:48.719 --> 00:07:51.120 align:center I don't see why my auntie needs to concern herself 00:07:51.200 --> 00:07:52.880 align:center with my business dealings. 00:07:54.280 --> 00:07:59.479 align:center So let's say you and I forget we had this little chat? 00:08:02.960 --> 00:08:05.760 align:center You're lucky I've got other things to worry about right now. 00:08:05.840 --> 00:08:10.039 align:center Wait, wait, wait. What's the deal with that room? 00:08:10.120 --> 00:08:13.000 align:center Oh, it's a space for students with sensory issues. 00:08:14.200 --> 00:08:17.880 align:center That's funny, 'cause I sense I need to be in this room. 00:08:17.960 --> 00:08:21.280 align:center Well, you can sense by first of all obtaining an access card. 00:08:21.359 --> 00:08:23.560 align:center You can do that by having a meeting with Nurse Carol, 00:08:23.640 --> 00:08:27.039 align:center and then getting a letter from your guardian, which, in your case… 00:08:27.120 --> 00:08:28.599 align:center uh, Woodsy, right? 00:08:29.640 --> 00:08:31.799 align:center -Quinni, bus is leaving in five. -Okay. 00:08:31.880 --> 00:08:34.480 align:center You two, how about finding somewhere a bit more private 00:08:34.559 --> 00:08:36.720 align:center to conduct your human biology tutorial? 00:08:40.360 --> 00:08:44.000 align:center It feels like There ain't nothing to lose 00:08:44.079 --> 00:08:45.920 align:center Good times 00:08:46.000 --> 00:08:47.560 align:center Don't you leave me now 00:08:47.640 --> 00:08:49.600 align:center You'll find 00:08:49.680 --> 00:08:51.120 align:center Ooh-ooh 00:08:51.199 --> 00:08:53.199 align:center Good times 00:08:53.280 --> 00:08:54.920 align:center Got me crying out 00:08:56.440 --> 00:08:58.320 align:center Down in the street… 00:09:00.160 --> 00:09:03.360 align:center Hey. You considering your options outside the tattoo apprenticeship? 00:09:03.440 --> 00:09:05.360 align:center Nah, Miss, I'm just here for the bludge. 00:09:05.440 --> 00:09:06.920 align:center Right. Okay, well, bludge or not, 00:09:07.000 --> 00:09:09.560 align:center I want everyone on their best behavior, okay? 00:09:09.640 --> 00:09:12.360 align:center I'll be roaming. If you can't find me, look for the sausage sizzle. 00:09:12.440 --> 00:09:14.040 align:center Take this opportunity. 00:09:14.120 --> 00:09:15.920 align:center Amerie, enjoy the psych talk. 00:09:16.000 --> 00:09:18.720 align:center Harper, art session is at two. Your future awaits. 00:09:18.800 --> 00:09:20.400 align:center Not for long. 00:09:21.040 --> 00:09:23.720 align:center That statue's nose is probably at the carnival right now, 00:09:23.800 --> 00:09:26.680 align:center just waiting to be found. 00:09:26.760 --> 00:09:28.079 align:center Clancy could give it to the cops, 00:09:28.160 --> 00:09:30.320 align:center say that he saw kids fleeing from the scene. 00:09:30.400 --> 00:09:33.240 align:center Meanwhile, the St. Brunos principal reports the stolen bust, 00:09:33.320 --> 00:09:34.440 align:center which Woodsy knows we took. 00:09:34.520 --> 00:09:36.160 align:center They join the dots, Noah breaks up with me, 00:09:36.240 --> 00:09:38.040 align:center and my spectacular future comes crumbling down 00:09:38.120 --> 00:09:39.800 align:center before my very eyes. 00:09:49.480 --> 00:09:53.240 align:center -I am losing my goddamn mind here, Harper! -Hey, Am, chill. 00:09:53.320 --> 00:09:55.880 align:center You're just tired. Okay? 00:09:55.959 --> 00:09:57.640 align:center Everything will be fine. 00:09:58.720 --> 00:09:59.600 align:center Okay? 00:09:59.680 --> 00:10:03.000 align:center And if it's not, well, at least I don't have to pay rent in prison. 00:10:04.079 --> 00:10:05.920 align:center -Yep. -Come on, that was funny. 00:10:08.199 --> 00:10:09.480 align:center We'll be okay. 00:10:09.560 --> 00:10:12.280 align:center …explicably mimicking him, hiccuping and amicably welcoming him… 00:10:12.360 --> 00:10:14.120 align:center Welcome to the SCODA Drama Workshop. 00:10:14.199 --> 00:10:16.360 align:center -Yes, find a spot. -I'm home. 00:10:16.440 --> 00:10:17.280 align:center Thanks, guys. 00:10:17.360 --> 00:10:19.360 align:center Thought your mum was lining you up to be a carpenter. 00:10:19.440 --> 00:10:21.400 align:center You know, like Jesus or some shit? 00:10:21.480 --> 00:10:22.520 align:center She is. 00:10:23.280 --> 00:10:25.400 align:center Okay, and how does this line up with that? 00:10:26.040 --> 00:10:29.959 align:center Girls keep complaining about my performance, so I gotta level up. 00:10:31.079 --> 00:10:33.800 align:center Oi! When's the new chapter of Velvet Thrones coming out? 00:10:33.880 --> 00:10:37.839 align:center -I'm getting blue balls over here. -I'm not the one writing that smut. 00:10:37.920 --> 00:10:40.880 align:center -Oh, yeah, right. -Wait, you can read? 00:10:40.959 --> 00:10:42.920 align:center Okay, welcome. Welcome, everyone. 00:10:43.000 --> 00:10:45.959 align:center We are just about ready to get started, so put your things down. 00:10:46.040 --> 00:10:49.520 align:center Let's make a circle just in the center of the space. Yep, in the back, everyone. 00:10:49.600 --> 00:10:51.560 align:center Hey, you all good? 00:10:51.640 --> 00:10:54.440 align:center Yep. I just have to push the last 24 hours out of my mind 00:10:54.520 --> 00:10:56.400 align:center and manifest my destiny. 00:10:56.480 --> 00:11:01.959 align:center Okay, we are gonna start with a quick warm-up. 00:11:02.040 --> 00:11:04.480 align:center Uh, does everyone know Zip Zap Boing? 00:11:04.560 --> 00:11:05.920 align:center -Yes. -Excellent. 00:11:06.000 --> 00:11:07.680 align:center Okay, who wants to start us off? 00:11:09.360 --> 00:11:10.199 align:center Zap! 00:11:11.480 --> 00:11:13.839 align:center And you said you were trying to do a backflip? 00:11:13.920 --> 00:11:16.040 align:center -Uh-huh. -Must've been some landing. 00:11:16.560 --> 00:11:19.839 align:center Yeah, judges only gave me a four. Can you believe it? 00:11:19.920 --> 00:11:22.480 align:center I'd like to get some imaging to assess the damage. 00:11:23.360 --> 00:11:26.360 align:center I see you were in about 18 months ago for a shoulder complaint? 00:11:26.440 --> 00:11:28.480 align:center Oh, that was… that was a totally different thing. 00:11:28.560 --> 00:11:31.280 align:center -He was assaulted by a police officer. -Mum-- 00:11:31.360 --> 00:11:33.920 align:center -I regret not reporting that bastard. -Can you-- 00:11:34.000 --> 00:11:35.839 align:center Can you not, Mum? Please. 00:11:35.920 --> 00:11:37.400 align:center There's a wait for scans. 00:11:37.480 --> 00:11:39.440 align:center -We'll get you something for the pain. -Yep. 00:11:39.520 --> 00:11:41.480 align:center Dr. Tran to the information desk. 00:11:41.560 --> 00:11:42.400 align:center Yeah. 00:11:42.959 --> 00:11:45.160 align:center Yeah, that was one of those sessions. 00:11:45.240 --> 00:11:48.680 align:center Yeah, Dad's gonna pay full fee anyway, so you know how it is. 00:11:48.760 --> 00:11:50.719 align:center All right, lads. Catch you later. 00:11:54.320 --> 00:11:56.440 align:center Hey. Oh, jumpy much? 00:11:56.520 --> 00:11:59.199 align:center Sorry, I didn't get much sleep last night. I'm a little wired. 00:11:59.280 --> 00:12:02.520 align:center Up late figuring out where to stash the St. Bruno statue that you stole? 00:12:02.600 --> 00:12:05.760 align:center -No idea what you're talking about. -Nah, it's fair play, Centrelink. 00:12:05.839 --> 00:12:08.240 align:center It's a good get. Our principal is pissed. 00:12:08.320 --> 00:12:10.640 align:center Did she stutter? We didn't take your stupid statue. 00:12:10.719 --> 00:12:13.320 align:center Amerie, it's cool. We think it's funny. 00:12:13.400 --> 00:12:15.040 align:center -We all think it's funny. -Hilarious. 00:12:15.120 --> 00:12:17.839 align:center Okay, great. Uh, but we didn't do it. 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:19.719 align:center -Okay. Yeah. -Mm-hmm. 00:12:20.400 --> 00:12:21.360 align:center You sure you're okay? 00:12:21.440 --> 00:12:22.400 align:center -Yep. -Yeah? 00:12:22.480 --> 00:12:24.839 align:center Just tired. Um… 00:12:24.920 --> 00:12:27.719 align:center I'll text you. Yep. 00:12:28.320 --> 00:12:29.920 align:center Bye. 00:12:30.000 --> 00:12:32.880 align:center Harper, go get some career advice. 00:12:42.360 --> 00:12:43.440 align:center Don't be a dick. 00:12:47.040 --> 00:12:50.599 align:center Access card, access card… 00:12:58.599 --> 00:12:59.480 align:center Bingo. 00:13:02.199 --> 00:13:05.320 align:center Hey, there she is. New kid on the block. 00:13:05.400 --> 00:13:07.640 align:center Taking names, kicking goals… 00:13:08.440 --> 00:13:11.680 align:center Uh… You left your lunch on the counter this morning, so… 00:13:11.760 --> 00:13:13.440 align:center Oh, thank you. 00:13:13.520 --> 00:13:14.480 align:center You're welcome. 00:13:15.920 --> 00:13:19.440 align:center So, what's good? Settling in all right, Taimana? 00:13:19.520 --> 00:13:20.839 align:center I don't know, Auntie. 00:13:20.920 --> 00:13:23.800 align:center Why don't you ask your little spy, the school captain? 00:13:23.880 --> 00:13:25.199 align:center Who, Quinni? 00:13:25.280 --> 00:13:26.199 align:center Yeah. 00:13:26.280 --> 00:13:29.280 align:center No, I… I just thought, you know, she could show you around 00:13:29.360 --> 00:13:33.400 align:center and give you the DL on the skibidi. 00:13:33.480 --> 00:13:35.520 align:center I'm not sure if I'm saying it properly, but-- 00:13:35.599 --> 00:13:39.959 align:center Hey, look, if you really wanna help me, just stop telling everyone we're related. 00:13:40.040 --> 00:13:41.880 align:center And it's Taz, not Taimana. 00:13:42.400 --> 00:13:43.599 align:center I need more money, bro. 00:13:43.680 --> 00:13:46.520 align:center Yeah, sure, uh… Taz. 00:13:47.560 --> 00:13:48.400 align:center Yeah. 00:13:48.920 --> 00:13:50.680 align:center Okay, well, I… I… I'll see you later… 00:13:50.760 --> 00:13:52.120 align:center -Okay. -…at home, Taz. 00:13:52.199 --> 00:13:54.599 align:center I mean, keep that on the down low. 00:13:54.680 --> 00:13:56.560 align:center Hey, what's your problem? 00:13:57.160 --> 00:13:59.360 align:center -Just give me your lunch. -Stay away from me. 00:13:59.440 --> 00:14:00.480 align:center Hey. 00:14:01.400 --> 00:14:02.240 align:center Oi. 00:14:02.320 --> 00:14:04.040 align:center I'm taking your lunch. 00:14:04.120 --> 00:14:05.280 align:center Does that happen often? 00:14:06.520 --> 00:14:09.480 align:center -Here, have mine. -Thanks. 00:14:09.560 --> 00:14:10.400 align:center Happy to help. 00:14:12.719 --> 00:14:14.680 align:center Artie Jennings. 00:14:17.560 --> 00:14:19.920 align:center But, uh… …listen, Artie, 00:14:20.000 --> 00:14:23.640 align:center there is something you could do for me to return the favor. 00:14:24.479 --> 00:14:28.920 align:center And make a lot of money in the process. 00:14:29.640 --> 00:14:31.719 align:center -The new chapter's out. -I'm on it. 00:14:31.800 --> 00:14:34.000 align:center -Writing, narrative… -I know. 00:14:34.079 --> 00:14:36.319 align:center -Here we go. -Yes! Yes! 00:14:37.560 --> 00:14:40.319 align:center "The queen couldn't help but moan 00:14:40.400 --> 00:14:43.760 align:center as she felt Davina's eyes devour her body from lip…" 00:14:43.839 --> 00:14:45.599 align:center Oh my God, Velvet Thrones is so hot. 00:14:45.680 --> 00:14:47.680 align:center I didn't know flutes and elves were so sexy. 00:14:47.760 --> 00:14:49.120 align:center I love Velvet Thrones. 00:14:49.199 --> 00:14:51.800 align:center -I've been mazzing all night. -Fairy lezzos. More! 00:14:51.880 --> 00:14:53.599 align:center Oh my God, the bath scene… 00:14:55.599 --> 00:14:57.880 align:center "As the queen emerged from the lake, 00:14:58.640 --> 00:15:01.280 align:center her naked body glistening in the moonlight, 00:15:02.079 --> 00:15:05.479 align:center she realized that the mage had cast a vanishing spell." 00:15:06.839 --> 00:15:08.680 align:center Wish I could cast a vanishing spell 00:15:08.760 --> 00:15:10.160 align:center on your pants right now. 00:15:14.560 --> 00:15:15.599 align:center Oi. 00:15:16.400 --> 00:15:18.640 align:center I saw Miss Obah telling you off earlier. 00:15:19.599 --> 00:15:22.760 align:center What if I told you I had a solution to your little problem? 00:15:23.280 --> 00:15:26.680 align:center A place where you could both be alone with your velvet thrones, 00:15:28.439 --> 00:15:30.599 align:center far away from the prying eyes of teachers. 00:15:33.280 --> 00:15:36.199 align:center Mmm… Oh yeah! 00:15:37.000 --> 00:15:40.079 align:center -Oh yeah! -Chi chicka chickaaa 00:15:40.160 --> 00:15:41.599 align:center Oh-oh 00:15:42.439 --> 00:15:43.599 align:center Chi chicka chickaaa 00:15:44.120 --> 00:15:45.160 align:center Oh-oh 00:15:45.240 --> 00:15:47.199 align:center Chi chicka chickaaa 00:15:47.719 --> 00:15:48.800 align:center Oh-oh 00:15:48.880 --> 00:15:50.560 align:center Chi chicka chickaaa 00:15:50.640 --> 00:15:52.280 align:center Oh-oh 00:15:53.280 --> 00:15:54.319 align:center Ahh, ahh 00:15:54.400 --> 00:15:58.199 align:center Such a future, a good future… 00:15:58.800 --> 00:16:00.680 align:center Interested in joining the H.A.G.S? 00:16:00.760 --> 00:16:01.839 align:center Chi chicka chickaaa 00:16:03.680 --> 00:16:05.439 align:center Hot Activist Girlies. 00:16:05.520 --> 00:16:07.439 align:center We bust into factory farms, liberate the animals, 00:16:07.520 --> 00:16:10.079 align:center and then we hook up afterwards. 00:16:10.160 --> 00:16:12.160 align:center Kind of like a polycule sitcho. 00:16:12.240 --> 00:16:14.599 align:center Oh! 00:16:15.839 --> 00:16:16.800 align:center I… 00:16:16.880 --> 00:16:17.719 align:center I… 00:16:20.040 --> 00:16:23.439 align:center I-- Yes! Yes, I want to be a H.A.G. 00:16:24.120 --> 00:16:24.959 align:center Hot. 00:16:26.760 --> 00:16:27.880 align:center Sign up here. 00:16:28.959 --> 00:16:31.920 align:center Oh my gosh. You have no idea how refreshing it is 00:16:32.000 --> 00:16:34.839 align:center to finally be surrounded by like-minded individuals. 00:16:34.920 --> 00:16:36.400 align:center I mean, the sheeple at my school, 00:16:36.479 --> 00:16:39.000 align:center they don't give a shit about anything other than themselves. 00:16:39.079 --> 00:16:41.400 align:center -People are the worst. -Right? 00:16:41.479 --> 00:16:45.560 align:center Um, but not that I'm gonna let that stop me. 00:16:45.640 --> 00:16:47.560 align:center Um, right now, I'm writing an exposé 00:16:47.640 --> 00:16:50.280 align:center on this dude who makes Weinstein look like a saint. 00:16:50.359 --> 00:16:53.040 align:center And I mean this guy is an actual 11th century saint. 00:16:54.040 --> 00:16:56.520 align:center And because the Church never acknowledged that… 00:16:56.599 --> 00:16:58.520 align:center Are you wearing Ache by André? 00:17:00.400 --> 00:17:01.240 align:center Yeah. 00:17:02.160 --> 00:17:04.399 align:center You know they test on animals, right? 00:17:10.640 --> 00:17:12.480 align:center It was a free sample. 00:17:12.560 --> 00:17:15.800 align:center Come back when you're ready to live your truth, not just speak it. 00:17:25.240 --> 00:17:27.079 align:center Hiding out with the animals, huh? 00:17:27.800 --> 00:17:29.480 align:center I know that man turned on the ride, 00:17:29.560 --> 00:17:31.360 align:center but he was only there 'cause of us. 00:17:31.440 --> 00:17:33.159 align:center Clancy's indestructible. 00:17:33.240 --> 00:17:35.159 align:center One time half a haunted house came down on him 00:17:35.240 --> 00:17:36.919 align:center because he was too wasted to sandbag it. 00:17:40.200 --> 00:17:42.120 align:center How come you're not looking around? 00:17:43.800 --> 00:17:48.280 align:center I, uh, doubt I'll even get in after my trial results. 00:17:48.360 --> 00:17:49.720 align:center There's still the real exams. 00:17:50.320 --> 00:17:54.200 align:center Yeah. Am's on a mission to help me cram. 00:17:56.600 --> 00:17:59.399 align:center Exams are a stupid way to measure someone's intelligence. 00:18:00.560 --> 00:18:03.760 align:center Says the girl whose marks landed her a scholarship. 00:18:03.840 --> 00:18:04.919 align:center Shortlist. 00:18:06.159 --> 00:18:09.640 align:center Besides, you're more ready for the real world than any of us. 00:18:14.640 --> 00:18:16.720 align:center -No licking. -Oi, check out Spider. 00:18:16.800 --> 00:18:17.960 align:center Yes. Yeah. 00:18:18.040 --> 00:18:21.399 align:center Can you believe that's the same guy that started the CUMLORDS? 00:18:21.480 --> 00:18:23.960 align:center -Right? -All right. Ready for your milk? 00:18:25.360 --> 00:18:27.679 align:center Milkies. Oh, milkies from Mama. 00:18:28.399 --> 00:18:31.320 align:center Look, babe. Babe, look. Look. Look how cute he is. 00:18:31.399 --> 00:18:34.440 align:center Oh, you're so cute. Aren't you cute? 00:18:34.520 --> 00:18:38.159 align:center Yeah. I hope Malakai's okay. His shoulder looked pretty bad, eh? 00:18:38.240 --> 00:18:40.399 align:center Well, that's why I didn't get up on that thing. 00:18:40.480 --> 00:18:41.720 align:center Go, sweetie. 00:18:41.800 --> 00:18:44.200 align:center Wait, that was a lot last night. 00:18:45.640 --> 00:18:47.040 align:center You stress too much. 00:18:49.720 --> 00:18:53.919 align:center The course covers areas such as behavioral neuroscience, social psych, 00:18:54.000 --> 00:18:58.159 align:center personality theory, relationship therapy, abnormal brain behavior. 00:18:58.240 --> 00:19:00.120 align:center It's a great career path for your future… 00:19:00.200 --> 00:19:03.520 align:center …if you're interested in going to jail with all your friends. 00:19:03.600 --> 00:19:07.159 align:center It's hard work. The degree can be a real ride. 00:19:09.360 --> 00:19:10.919 align:center A lot of people get hit hard… 00:19:11.000 --> 00:19:12.560 align:center …by guilt. 00:19:12.640 --> 00:19:14.200 align:center It eats away at them. 00:19:14.280 --> 00:19:15.960 align:center You did this, Amerie. 00:19:16.040 --> 00:19:17.640 align:center Your future is bust. 00:19:17.720 --> 00:19:18.560 align:center Get it? 00:19:19.720 --> 00:19:22.440 align:center Can you still study psychology if you have a criminal record? 00:19:23.240 --> 00:19:28.159 align:center Uh, yes, you can. Um, it might affect your ability to practice though. 00:19:28.800 --> 00:19:31.600 align:center -Okay, as I was saying-- -One more thing. Um… 00:19:31.679 --> 00:19:33.960 align:center Do you think that you would get a criminal record 00:19:34.040 --> 00:19:39.200 align:center for something like, say, trespassing if it led to someone being injured? 00:19:39.960 --> 00:19:44.280 align:center Uh, I'm not an expert in criminal law, but it seems likely, yes. 00:19:44.360 --> 00:19:49.080 align:center Oh, okay, well… What if it was like a… 00:19:49.159 --> 00:19:51.000 align:center …like an oopsie-woopsie? 00:19:51.600 --> 00:19:55.760 align:center Uh, yes, I would say even if it's an oopsie-woopsie. 00:19:56.320 --> 00:19:57.720 align:center Sorry, not really sure how this is-- 00:19:57.800 --> 00:20:00.120 align:center Unrelated, but if you had planned a whole future with someone 00:20:00.200 --> 00:20:02.600 align:center and then they stuffed it up, would you break up with them? 00:20:02.679 --> 00:20:05.800 align:center -What? -What's your name, dear? 00:20:06.320 --> 00:20:07.200 align:center What? 00:20:08.760 --> 00:20:11.320 align:center Oh. Never mind. Sorry. Um… 00:20:12.560 --> 00:20:13.399 align:center Proceed. 00:20:13.480 --> 00:20:17.040 align:center Thank you for the, uh, truly just riveting… 00:20:20.600 --> 00:20:23.840 align:center Right your wrongs. Only then will you be free. 00:20:23.919 --> 00:20:27.360 align:center Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. 00:20:27.440 --> 00:20:29.800 align:center This is… this is just sleep deprivation. 00:20:29.880 --> 00:20:32.360 align:center Time is slipping through your fingers, Amerie. 00:20:32.440 --> 00:20:34.320 align:center You're going to hell. 00:20:34.399 --> 00:20:36.240 align:center Uh… 00:20:36.320 --> 00:20:39.080 align:center How long before everybody knows what you did? 00:20:43.200 --> 00:20:44.640 align:center Are you all right? 00:20:44.720 --> 00:20:46.560 align:center -You look a little bit… -Deranged. 00:20:46.640 --> 00:20:48.280 align:center Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 00:20:48.360 --> 00:20:49.520 align:center At least one of us is. 00:20:49.600 --> 00:20:52.640 align:center Malakai just called. It turns out his shoulder's worse than we thought. 00:20:52.720 --> 00:20:55.760 align:center -He's at St. Vincent's waiting on scans. -What did he tell the doctors, Missy? 00:20:55.840 --> 00:20:57.120 align:center I don't know. 00:20:59.760 --> 00:21:03.000 align:center I gotta go. I gotta go. 00:21:05.280 --> 00:21:07.120 align:center Harps, we're going back to the carnival, 00:21:07.200 --> 00:21:09.800 align:center and we are getting that goddamn nose back right now. 00:21:09.880 --> 00:21:11.800 align:center Interesting. 00:21:11.880 --> 00:21:13.880 align:center And how did that make you feel? 00:21:14.440 --> 00:21:18.120 align:center I told her it was a terrible idea, but she insisted. 00:21:18.200 --> 00:21:20.120 align:center I just wanted to have a nice night out. 00:21:20.200 --> 00:21:23.240 align:center But a circus? I mean, doctor, you know my issue. 00:21:24.080 --> 00:21:25.840 align:center You mean your fear of clowns? 00:21:26.600 --> 00:21:27.520 align:center Mm. 00:21:27.600 --> 00:21:29.560 align:center It's not a fear, 00:21:30.760 --> 00:21:33.080 align:center it's a kink, okay? 00:21:33.159 --> 00:21:36.919 align:center If I can't call my wife Mr. Giggles and honk her nose 00:21:37.000 --> 00:21:39.720 align:center while I'm making love to her, then… 00:21:40.440 --> 00:21:41.840 align:center …what's the point? 00:21:41.919 --> 00:21:42.840 align:center And scene. 00:21:46.159 --> 00:21:48.720 align:center Thank you all for such committed improv. 00:21:50.439 --> 00:21:52.120 align:center Why'd you have to make it a weird sex thing? 00:21:52.200 --> 00:21:53.320 align:center It's called "Yes And." 00:21:53.399 --> 00:21:55.720 align:center Go finger a unicorn or something. 00:21:55.800 --> 00:21:58.600 align:center Okay, let's move on to audition prep work. 00:21:58.679 --> 00:22:00.800 align:center If anyone's brave enough to share? 00:22:03.919 --> 00:22:04.840 align:center I'll go. 00:22:06.800 --> 00:22:09.919 align:center Okay. Darren, since you're up there, let's see what you've got. 00:22:10.439 --> 00:22:11.280 align:center Great. 00:22:30.240 --> 00:22:32.480 align:center Here's the smell of blood still. 00:22:32.560 --> 00:22:36.159 align:center All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. 00:22:38.080 --> 00:22:39.840 align:center Wash your hands, king. 00:22:39.919 --> 00:22:41.919 align:center Put on your nightgown. Look not so pale. 00:22:43.240 --> 00:22:45.960 align:center Come. Come, come, come. Come. 00:22:46.040 --> 00:22:47.560 align:center Give me your hand. 00:22:47.640 --> 00:22:50.560 align:center What's done cannot be undone. 00:22:51.399 --> 00:22:52.240 align:center To bed. 00:22:53.240 --> 00:22:54.520 align:center To bed. 00:22:57.040 --> 00:22:57.880 align:center To bed. 00:23:05.560 --> 00:23:08.480 align:center Lovely. Uh, who wants to share next? 00:23:09.159 --> 00:23:12.720 align:center Come on, guys. It's what it's all about. You gotta get up. Have a go. 00:23:22.480 --> 00:23:24.399 align:center Hey. Um… 00:23:24.480 --> 00:23:26.800 align:center We heard you might be able to help us out. 00:23:26.880 --> 00:23:28.200 align:center You wanna book the Root Room? 00:23:28.280 --> 00:23:31.720 align:center -Yes, please. -Mad lad's been reading Velvet Thrones. 00:23:31.800 --> 00:23:34.919 align:center Okay, I can squeeze you guys in at 2:00 p.m. 00:23:35.000 --> 00:23:36.399 align:center Yeah, 30 bucks paid up front. 00:23:37.040 --> 00:23:40.480 align:center -Oh yeah. -Ooh, plus that lemonade. Thank you. 00:23:40.560 --> 00:23:43.480 align:center Um, Amelia said it was 20. 00:23:43.560 --> 00:23:46.880 align:center Well, maybe Amelia needs a lesson on supply-and-demand economics 00:23:46.960 --> 00:23:50.520 align:center 'cause there's a lot of horny Thrones fans in need of some privacy. 00:23:50.600 --> 00:23:53.640 align:center Now, do you want it or not? 00:23:55.960 --> 00:23:56.960 align:center Yeah. 00:23:59.320 --> 00:24:00.320 align:center You know, 00:24:00.399 --> 00:24:02.120 align:center I hope for your girlfriend's sake, 00:24:02.200 --> 00:24:04.640 align:center you're a bit more assertive in the bedroom, eh? 00:24:09.439 --> 00:24:10.360 align:center Beautiful. 00:24:39.520 --> 00:24:42.600 align:center We try to, like, free as many of the poor creatures as possible. 00:24:42.679 --> 00:24:45.600 align:center It's, like, really rewarding and hot. 00:24:45.679 --> 00:24:48.439 align:center Eat pussy, not animals! 00:24:48.520 --> 00:24:50.760 align:center Eat pussy, not animals! 00:24:50.840 --> 00:24:53.520 align:center Eat pussy, not animals! 00:24:53.600 --> 00:24:57.000 align:center I did it! I freed her! I did it! 00:25:00.040 --> 00:25:01.800 align:center Here, chook, chook, chook. 00:25:02.399 --> 00:25:05.120 align:center It's okay. It's okay. Come on. Here, chook, chook, chook. 00:25:05.200 --> 00:25:06.880 align:center We rescued that chicken. 00:25:06.960 --> 00:25:10.600 align:center The Vet Science Club was looking after her while she was waiting to be rehomed. 00:25:11.120 --> 00:25:14.199 align:center -Oh, it's okay, I've got her. -Wow, you're a natural. 00:25:14.280 --> 00:25:16.439 align:center Have you ever considered joining H.A.G.S? 00:25:16.520 --> 00:25:19.360 align:center -No, no, no. Just… -Oh, come on. Up you go. 00:25:19.439 --> 00:25:21.360 align:center -I'm just living my truth. -Come on. 00:25:21.439 --> 00:25:23.679 align:center -No, I was just living my truth! -Come on. 00:25:23.760 --> 00:25:26.439 align:center -So sorry. She's actually with us. -You can take her? 00:25:26.520 --> 00:25:28.640 align:center I'm so sorry. Thank you for your understanding. 00:25:31.159 --> 00:25:32.040 align:center Okay. 00:25:35.800 --> 00:25:37.600 align:center Don't you listen to serial killer podcasts? 00:25:37.679 --> 00:25:40.520 align:center Returning to the scene of the crime is how they always get caught. 00:25:44.439 --> 00:25:47.560 align:center Okay, well, if the nose broke when the bust fell, 00:25:47.640 --> 00:25:51.439 align:center then it probably, uh, bounced off, like, that part of the ride 00:25:51.520 --> 00:25:54.000 align:center and landed maybe, uh… 00:25:55.480 --> 00:25:56.679 align:center Am, this is pointless. 00:25:56.760 --> 00:25:59.280 align:center We're never gonna find a tiny piece of rock. 00:25:59.360 --> 00:26:02.720 align:center Whoa! Hey, little lady. Carnival's closed. 00:26:03.800 --> 00:26:06.159 align:center Uh, yeah, the-- The gate was open. 00:26:06.240 --> 00:26:10.640 align:center I… I lost my bag yesterday. I think I might've left it somewhere around here. 00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:13.520 align:center Well, you'll need to go speak to the owner about that. 00:26:13.600 --> 00:26:16.000 align:center This area is a no-go zone while we're investigating. 00:26:16.080 --> 00:26:18.199 align:center Investigating? What happened? 00:26:18.280 --> 00:26:22.159 align:center That's what we're trying to ascertain. We're not at liberty to say. 00:26:22.240 --> 00:26:23.919 align:center But no one died or anything, right? 00:26:24.000 --> 00:26:27.880 align:center Actually, yeah, someone ended up in St. Vincent's. 00:26:27.960 --> 00:26:28.880 align:center Oh my God, who? 00:26:28.960 --> 00:26:30.760 align:center -Derek. -What? 00:26:31.439 --> 00:26:33.800 align:center We can't really talk about an ongoing investigation. 00:26:33.880 --> 00:26:36.199 align:center Yeah, of course. Um… 00:26:36.280 --> 00:26:39.320 align:center Derek shouldn't have disclosed that piece of information to you… 00:26:39.399 --> 00:26:41.960 align:center …and frankly, it's beside the point. 00:26:42.040 --> 00:26:44.800 align:center It's important for us to assess all elements at play… 00:26:44.880 --> 00:26:46.640 align:center …thoroughly and objectively. 00:26:47.240 --> 00:26:49.399 align:center …has no place in what we do or how we do it. 00:26:49.480 --> 00:26:52.320 align:center No, of course. Yeah, no worries. Um… 00:26:53.280 --> 00:26:55.439 align:center I'll leave you guys to it. Thanks. 00:27:04.280 --> 00:27:07.199 align:center Harps. Harps! I got it. I got it. 00:27:07.280 --> 00:27:09.600 align:center Oh my God. You should've seen me. 00:27:09.679 --> 00:27:10.919 align:center I was like frigging Spider-Man. 00:27:11.000 --> 00:27:12.880 align:center Seriously, I was like… 00:27:12.960 --> 00:27:14.640 align:center Am. Am. Am. 00:27:14.720 --> 00:27:18.000 align:center Am, those WorkWatch guys said that Clancy's in the hospital. 00:27:18.080 --> 00:27:20.560 align:center Yeah, he's probably just sprained a wrist or something. 00:27:20.640 --> 00:27:24.280 align:center Harps, we got the nose. No one's dead. This is a win. 00:27:24.360 --> 00:27:27.320 align:center -You said Malakai's at St. Vincent's? -Yeah, why? 00:27:28.919 --> 00:27:29.880 align:center Shit! 00:27:32.560 --> 00:27:34.199 align:center Take the fairy queen. 00:27:34.280 --> 00:27:36.399 align:center -Oh yeah! -The bell has gone. 00:27:36.480 --> 00:27:39.159 align:center -Why are we standing around? -Yes! More pond in there. 00:27:39.240 --> 00:27:42.919 align:center -More. More pond. Fairy queen! -Hey, keep it down in there. 00:27:43.520 --> 00:27:45.360 align:center What are you two doing loitering around? 00:27:45.439 --> 00:27:48.120 align:center -Oi! I said keep it down. -Get to class. Thank you. 00:27:48.199 --> 00:27:49.880 align:center More! More! 00:27:49.960 --> 00:27:52.399 align:center Okay. No, no, no. Code red! Code red! 00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:55.000 align:center Oh shit. 00:27:55.080 --> 00:27:56.199 align:center Taimana. 00:27:56.880 --> 00:27:58.760 align:center -Hi, Auntie. -Hi. 00:27:58.840 --> 00:28:00.399 align:center Why aren't you in class? 00:28:01.280 --> 00:28:03.159 align:center Um, I got my period. 00:28:03.240 --> 00:28:04.679 align:center -Your period? -Yeah. 00:28:04.760 --> 00:28:05.679 align:center Right. 00:28:05.760 --> 00:28:08.360 align:center Just I thought you got that last week. 00:28:08.439 --> 00:28:10.600 align:center Remember when you raided all my pads… 00:28:10.679 --> 00:28:15.960 align:center …and used my $90 anti-aging serum to shave your legs while you were at it? 00:28:16.040 --> 00:28:19.640 align:center -Anyway, off to class you go. -No, wait, wait, wait. 00:28:20.360 --> 00:28:21.240 align:center What are you doing? 00:28:22.159 --> 00:28:23.480 align:center -Stop! -What's going on? 00:28:23.560 --> 00:28:24.720 align:center Um… 00:28:26.080 --> 00:28:27.280 align:center I'm really thirsty. 00:28:27.360 --> 00:28:30.560 align:center Okay, well, get a drink on your way to class. 00:28:30.640 --> 00:28:32.399 align:center Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 00:28:32.480 --> 00:28:35.040 align:center What… What are you doing? 00:28:35.120 --> 00:28:36.720 align:center I don't know. What am I doing? 00:28:37.240 --> 00:28:38.199 align:center Taz? 00:28:38.800 --> 00:28:41.439 align:center -I'm really thirsty, actually. -Don't you dare! 00:28:41.520 --> 00:28:43.959 align:center Ta-- 00:28:47.480 --> 00:28:50.720 align:center My office now! 00:28:55.919 --> 00:28:57.480 align:center Oh shit. Let's go! 00:29:00.480 --> 00:29:04.000 align:center Well, thank you all for participating with such openness, 00:29:04.080 --> 00:29:08.639 align:center and, uh, I look forward to seeing many of you at auditions soon. 00:29:08.720 --> 00:29:09.639 align:center Thanks, guys. 00:29:14.399 --> 00:29:16.600 align:center Um, see you guys out front. 00:29:17.399 --> 00:29:19.840 align:center Thank you, Lane. Truly love you. 00:29:23.560 --> 00:29:25.080 align:center Uh, Lane? 00:29:25.159 --> 00:29:26.959 align:center Darren, what can I do for you? 00:29:27.800 --> 00:29:28.840 align:center Um… 00:29:29.439 --> 00:29:33.159 align:center I wanted to see if you had any notes about my monologue. 00:29:33.240 --> 00:29:36.760 align:center I kinda got the feeling you weren't vibing my performance. 00:29:40.639 --> 00:29:46.040 align:center You know, it's… it's funny you use that word, "performance," 00:29:46.120 --> 00:29:49.840 align:center because honestly, that's what I felt like I was watching. 00:29:49.919 --> 00:29:52.040 align:center A performance, a persona. 00:29:52.120 --> 00:29:55.919 align:center Something tells me it's one you might've been playing for quite some time. 00:29:57.840 --> 00:30:00.800 align:center I think I was just trying to play to my strengths. 00:30:00.879 --> 00:30:01.720 align:center Yeah. 00:30:01.800 --> 00:30:05.199 align:center There's a difference between playing to your strengths and playing it safe. 00:30:05.280 --> 00:30:07.040 align:center You know, chasing a laugh, it's easy. 00:30:07.120 --> 00:30:11.280 align:center But it's also a type of armor, a way of protecting yourself. 00:30:11.360 --> 00:30:13.120 align:center -From what? -You tell me. 00:30:16.280 --> 00:30:19.399 align:center The stage is yours to really show the world who you are. 00:30:19.480 --> 00:30:20.959 align:center What do you want them to see? 00:30:26.120 --> 00:30:27.000 align:center Thank you. 00:30:48.879 --> 00:30:50.000 align:center You look ridiculous. 00:30:50.080 --> 00:30:53.159 align:center Clancy got a good look at me too. I'm not taking any chances. 00:30:53.919 --> 00:30:55.600 align:center I cannot believe you can pull this off. 00:30:58.159 --> 00:30:59.320 align:center Malakai! 00:31:00.919 --> 00:31:03.120 align:center You came to see me. 00:31:03.199 --> 00:31:05.360 align:center Why didn't you pick up your phone? 00:31:05.879 --> 00:31:07.600 align:center My nipples feel weird. 00:31:09.000 --> 00:31:11.639 align:center Shit. He's high on painkillers. 00:31:12.199 --> 00:31:13.439 align:center Okay. You need to come with us. 00:31:13.520 --> 00:31:16.199 align:center -Well, I'm just making a tea. -Are you crazy? 00:31:16.280 --> 00:31:18.879 align:center -Get this off. -Hey, that's my happy bracelet. 00:31:19.840 --> 00:31:22.280 align:center Listen, okay, Clancy is in this hospital. 00:31:22.360 --> 00:31:24.560 align:center He might recognize us, so we need to stay out of sight. 00:31:24.639 --> 00:31:26.120 align:center Who's Clancy? 00:31:26.959 --> 00:31:27.959 align:center Harper? 00:31:29.520 --> 00:31:31.639 align:center Jackie. 00:31:31.720 --> 00:31:34.240 align:center What… what are you… what are you doing here? 00:31:34.320 --> 00:31:36.679 align:center Clancy had a bit of an accident last night. 00:31:36.760 --> 00:31:40.159 align:center -Oh my God, is he all right? -What are you doing here? 00:31:40.240 --> 00:31:41.919 align:center I'm… I'm… I'm… 00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:44.120 align:center -Hi. -I just came to visit a friend. 00:31:45.159 --> 00:31:46.800 align:center Carnival's gonna be closed for a while. 00:31:47.399 --> 00:31:49.879 align:center That reminds me, I've gotta let the casuals know. 00:31:50.719 --> 00:31:53.199 align:center -Well, would you like me to do that? -Would you? 00:31:53.280 --> 00:31:55.480 align:center -Yeah. Yeah. -That'd be a huge help. 00:31:55.560 --> 00:31:58.320 align:center I've got their numbers in my phone. It's back in the room. 00:31:58.399 --> 00:32:00.320 align:center Oh… oh yeah. Um… Uh… 00:32:00.399 --> 00:32:04.439 align:center Why don't you guys go back to the room and… and I'll meet you there later? 00:32:04.520 --> 00:32:06.120 align:center Do you want a tea first? 00:32:06.639 --> 00:32:08.199 align:center We're just down this way, love. 00:32:09.520 --> 00:32:10.719 align:center Harper wants one. 00:32:27.959 --> 00:32:29.439 align:center I won't be a sec, love. 00:32:50.879 --> 00:32:52.800 align:center He's dying! He's dying! 00:32:52.879 --> 00:32:55.439 align:center -We need 50 ccs of Nitazene, stat! -Shh! 00:32:55.520 --> 00:32:56.760 align:center -Oh my God! -Stop. 00:32:56.840 --> 00:32:57.679 align:center Clear! 00:32:57.760 --> 00:32:59.760 align:center -Oh, my ribs. -We're losing him! 00:32:59.840 --> 00:33:03.879 align:center -Come on, you bastard! Don't die on me! -Oh, my ribs hurt. 00:33:03.959 --> 00:33:06.879 align:center I thought your bones would be strong from all that Swiss cheese. 00:33:07.879 --> 00:33:10.560 align:center Hey, at least you have a story to tell your mates when you get back. 00:33:10.639 --> 00:33:13.000 align:center Yeah, pretty painful flight home though. 00:33:13.080 --> 00:33:15.040 align:center Oh, I'm sorry, "home"? Really? 00:33:15.959 --> 00:33:18.240 align:center Well, yeah. 00:33:19.120 --> 00:33:20.040 align:center No, I mean 00:33:20.719 --> 00:33:22.800 align:center I'm happier there than I ever was here, so… 00:33:22.879 --> 00:33:24.040 align:center Okay, ouch. 00:33:24.120 --> 00:33:26.840 align:center Yeah, well, no one knew me there. I could just… 00:33:27.360 --> 00:33:29.320 align:center Dunno, I could be whoever I wanted to be. 00:33:29.399 --> 00:33:30.639 align:center Who was that? 00:33:32.080 --> 00:33:35.679 align:center Come on, you don't ever think about what you left behind here? 00:33:39.000 --> 00:33:41.639 align:center No, not really. 00:33:41.719 --> 00:33:43.000 align:center Right, this place is cursed. 00:33:43.080 --> 00:33:45.280 align:center I've been here for five minutes, and I'm in hospital. 00:33:45.360 --> 00:33:48.399 align:center Yeah, but, I mean, it wasn't this place that made you come to the carnival 00:33:48.480 --> 00:33:49.600 align:center or climb the ride. 00:33:49.679 --> 00:33:50.600 align:center Yeah. 00:33:51.919 --> 00:33:53.679 align:center You know what I mean. I… 00:33:56.320 --> 00:34:00.399 align:center It's being around you. It just sort of… It creates chaos for me. 00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:01.600 align:center Really? 00:34:01.679 --> 00:34:04.360 align:center Is that what you wrote in your mystery letter? 00:34:04.439 --> 00:34:07.800 align:center How I'm responsible for everything wrong in your life. God. 00:34:07.879 --> 00:34:10.080 align:center -What? Don't. Don't do that. -No, dude. No. 00:34:10.159 --> 00:34:12.679 align:center Don't just dredge up the past. I'm a different person now. 00:34:12.759 --> 00:34:14.319 align:center Yeah, so you keep saying. 00:34:24.920 --> 00:34:27.600 align:center Cool. Um, well, if I don't see you before you go, 00:34:27.679 --> 00:34:30.360 align:center have a great life being your amazing new self. 00:34:41.719 --> 00:34:43.799 align:center -What? -He's in a coma. 00:34:43.880 --> 00:34:44.719 align:center What? 00:34:44.799 --> 00:34:47.799 align:center Clancy is in a fucking coma. 00:34:48.920 --> 00:34:50.560 align:center -Are you sure? -Yes, I'm sure. 00:34:51.679 --> 00:34:54.000 align:center Oh shit. Okay. 00:34:54.080 --> 00:34:56.600 align:center You just go take care of the statue. 00:34:56.679 --> 00:34:58.960 align:center I'm gonna stay here for a little bit. I'll call you later. 00:34:59.560 --> 00:35:00.400 align:center Okay. 00:35:10.040 --> 00:35:11.280 align:center Hi. 00:35:11.360 --> 00:35:14.680 align:center -Um… I've let everyone on the roster know. -Mm. 00:35:14.760 --> 00:35:16.520 align:center Is there anything else I can do? 00:35:17.040 --> 00:35:18.839 align:center Oh, I mean, it's… No. 00:35:19.760 --> 00:35:23.680 align:center Actually, me and mum didn't have a chance to grab anything before we came. 00:35:23.760 --> 00:35:27.560 align:center -A few supplies would be good. -Yeah, just tell me what you need. 00:35:28.680 --> 00:35:29.640 align:center -I mean… -Um… 00:35:31.440 --> 00:35:32.560 align:center How is he? 00:35:33.160 --> 00:35:34.120 align:center Not good. 00:35:34.640 --> 00:35:36.319 align:center Only got himself to blame though. 00:36:07.640 --> 00:36:08.520 align:center Oi. 00:36:09.360 --> 00:36:10.560 align:center What are you in for? 00:36:12.360 --> 00:36:14.920 align:center Stripping down to my undies and stealing a chicken. 00:36:17.160 --> 00:36:18.600 align:center No way. 00:36:18.680 --> 00:36:19.960 align:center Same. 00:36:24.720 --> 00:36:25.920 align:center Care to elaborate? 00:36:27.040 --> 00:36:30.560 align:center On how my former friends ditched me because I have principles? 00:36:31.160 --> 00:36:32.720 align:center No, not really. 00:36:33.560 --> 00:36:34.760 align:center What are you in for? 00:36:34.839 --> 00:36:37.440 align:center I sprayed lemonade at Woodsy. 00:36:37.520 --> 00:36:39.880 align:center Oh, okay. Why? 00:36:40.400 --> 00:36:42.200 align:center To prevent her from finding out 00:36:42.280 --> 00:36:45.680 align:center I'm renting out the sensory room for students to have sex in. 00:36:46.280 --> 00:36:49.120 align:center See, it's actually really problematic for you to be misusing a space 00:36:49.200 --> 00:36:51.560 align:center specifically designed for neurodivergent people. 00:36:54.520 --> 00:36:58.799 align:center Okay. I see why your friends don't want you around. 00:37:06.040 --> 00:37:08.400 align:center But also, screw friends. 00:37:09.120 --> 00:37:12.160 align:center Better off without them. Trust me. 00:37:12.760 --> 00:37:14.440 align:center Yeah, that sounds kind of tragic. 00:37:15.240 --> 00:37:19.280 align:center Nah, what's tragic is that I missed seeing you in your undies. 00:37:19.960 --> 00:37:22.120 align:center I have a feeling I would've really liked it. 00:37:24.799 --> 00:37:28.000 align:center All I know I got to be 00:37:28.520 --> 00:37:31.520 align:center With you, no reason not to be 00:37:32.160 --> 00:37:35.120 align:center Next to you, you next to me 00:37:35.839 --> 00:37:38.720 align:center Holding you and you're holding me 00:37:40.240 --> 00:37:42.160 align:center Here's the smell of blood still. 00:37:42.240 --> 00:37:45.960 align:center All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. 00:37:46.040 --> 00:37:50.120 align:center The Thane of Fife had a wife… Blah, blah, blah. You get the picture. So? 00:37:50.200 --> 00:37:52.520 align:center It was great. It was very Darren. 00:37:52.600 --> 00:37:53.680 align:center But that's the problem. 00:37:54.280 --> 00:37:56.839 align:center -She said I'm a caricature. -I don't think that's what she said. 00:37:57.760 --> 00:38:01.120 align:center She said I use "armor," whatever that means. 00:38:01.200 --> 00:38:03.760 align:center I don't know. Can't you just, like, you know, 00:38:03.839 --> 00:38:05.960 align:center do it more truthful or something? 00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:08.480 align:center Wow, thanks, Stanislavski. 00:38:08.560 --> 00:38:11.799 align:center If I knew how to do that, I'd be doing it, but I don't because I'm shit. 00:38:13.080 --> 00:38:14.960 align:center You could try a different monologue. 00:38:15.040 --> 00:38:16.520 align:center There's no time. 00:38:18.640 --> 00:38:20.400 align:center That's it. I'm not doing the audition. 00:38:20.480 --> 00:38:22.280 align:center -No, you've tried so hard. -No. Hang on. 00:38:22.359 --> 00:38:24.359 align:center I don't know what I'm doing, and I'm not good enough. 00:38:24.440 --> 00:38:26.359 align:center -Darren, come on. You are. -Come on, no, no, no. 00:38:26.440 --> 00:38:30.799 align:center You know what? It's fine. That dream is over. 00:38:34.120 --> 00:38:36.040 align:center Now that was a little hammy. 00:38:41.760 --> 00:38:42.680 align:center Hey. 00:38:44.280 --> 00:38:46.400 align:center You okay? You sounded weird on the phone. 00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:53.319 align:center Hey. 00:38:54.520 --> 00:38:56.120 align:center What is it? What's going on? 00:38:58.520 --> 00:38:59.520 align:center Hmm? 00:39:03.839 --> 00:39:05.839 align:center Noah, I need to tell you something. 00:39:08.280 --> 00:39:10.480 align:center I messed up really, really bad. 00:39:13.280 --> 00:39:14.200 align:center Shit. 00:39:17.760 --> 00:39:19.000 align:center I knew it. 00:39:19.080 --> 00:39:20.319 align:center You knew what? 00:39:21.120 --> 00:39:23.240 align:center You weren't replying to my messages last night. 00:39:24.600 --> 00:39:26.440 align:center You were acting weird at the uni. 00:39:28.400 --> 00:39:29.280 align:center I just… 00:39:31.520 --> 00:39:32.640 align:center had a feeling. 00:39:33.160 --> 00:39:37.040 align:center That I stole your school statue and put someone in a coma with it? 00:39:40.640 --> 00:39:42.880 align:center -What? -What are you talking about? 00:39:42.960 --> 00:39:45.440 align:center Scans show a ligament tear. 00:39:45.520 --> 00:39:47.160 align:center Fortunately, it's minor. 00:39:47.680 --> 00:39:49.240 align:center What, so no… no surgery then? 00:39:49.319 --> 00:39:51.480 align:center A month in a sling should do the trick 00:39:51.560 --> 00:39:53.520 align:center and give time for your ribs to fully recover. 00:39:54.120 --> 00:39:56.640 align:center -Yeah, great. Easy. Thank you. -Hold up, son. 00:39:56.720 --> 00:40:00.240 align:center What about travel, like a long-haul flight to Geneva? 00:40:00.319 --> 00:40:04.160 align:center Well, there's a chance of DVT, and it could be very painful. 00:40:04.240 --> 00:40:06.600 align:center Yeah, but, like, I'm young and fit and stuff, so… 00:40:06.680 --> 00:40:09.640 align:center It's just about gauging the risks you're willing to take. 00:40:10.280 --> 00:40:13.760 align:center Well, I'm not willing to take any. We're staying put until you're better. 00:40:15.600 --> 00:40:19.120 align:center -Mum, I can handle it. It's-- -No, Kai, decision made. 00:40:20.839 --> 00:40:21.720 align:center Thanks, doc. 00:40:26.960 --> 00:40:28.560 align:center -You'll be all right. -Yep. 00:40:31.280 --> 00:40:34.760 align:center So Malakai was at the carnival. Why didn't you tell me he was back? 00:40:34.839 --> 00:40:37.400 align:center Because I didn't know until he showed up at the carnival. 00:40:37.480 --> 00:40:39.319 align:center You know we didn't keep in touch. 00:40:40.839 --> 00:40:46.400 align:center Noah, there is nothing going on between me and Malakai anymore. 00:40:47.920 --> 00:40:50.560 align:center Okay. Yeah, I believe you. 00:40:50.640 --> 00:40:51.799 align:center Okay. 00:40:53.120 --> 00:40:55.040 align:center And what about the other thing? 00:40:55.560 --> 00:40:58.960 align:center Do you think I should just go to the cops about the prank? 00:41:00.720 --> 00:41:02.040 align:center It's up to you. 00:41:02.120 --> 00:41:04.080 align:center It just might complicate things. 00:41:04.680 --> 00:41:06.240 align:center You know, I hope the guy's okay, 00:41:06.319 --> 00:41:10.200 align:center but why risk your future over something that wasn't your fault? 00:41:11.359 --> 00:41:12.200 align:center Yeah? 00:41:12.280 --> 00:41:15.160 align:center Thank you for being so amazing. 00:41:19.160 --> 00:41:20.000 align:center Love you. 00:41:25.200 --> 00:41:27.080 align:center Now spit. 00:41:39.240 --> 00:41:40.760 align:center All right, St. Bruno. 00:41:42.839 --> 00:41:43.920 align:center Nose job. 00:41:49.680 --> 00:41:50.560 align:center There! 00:42:07.640 --> 00:42:09.440 align:center So long, you old bastard. 00:42:24.319 --> 00:42:27.280 align:center But why would Clancy turn on a ride in the middle of the night? 00:42:27.359 --> 00:42:29.480 align:center The amount of times he's gotten wasted. 00:42:29.560 --> 00:42:32.040 align:center Oh, you're one to talk. Out raging until after one. 00:42:32.120 --> 00:42:34.640 align:center Three hours I was trying to get hold of you last night. 00:42:35.359 --> 00:42:37.960 align:center Listen, I know what I saw. 00:42:38.040 --> 00:42:40.080 align:center That ride was on when I saw him running towards-- 00:42:40.160 --> 00:42:42.839 align:center Towards what? What? What are you saying, Mum? 00:42:42.920 --> 00:42:45.440 align:center Someone else turned on the ride. 00:42:52.720 --> 00:42:55.400 align:center The bust is officially back where it belongs, 00:42:55.480 --> 00:42:58.839 align:center and we are free and in the clear, baby. 00:43:03.600 --> 00:43:05.359 align:center Clancy didn't turn on the ride. 00:43:07.480 --> 00:43:09.280 align:center What? No, that's… 00:43:09.799 --> 00:43:12.400 align:center That's not possible, Harps. He… He had to have done it. 00:43:12.480 --> 00:43:14.120 align:center Am, it was one of us. 00:43:15.160 --> 00:43:16.920 align:center One of us put him in the hospital. 00:43:22.240 --> 00:43:23.160 align:center Crap. us put him in the hospital.