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<i>And so they answered the call,</i>

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<i>gathering at the sacred place
to find unbridled pleasure in each other.</i>

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<i>Submitting to the power
of the Velvet Thrones,</i>

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<i>all the creatures of the realm
were restless to begin the ceremony.</i>

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<i>But the first to feast...</i>

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<i>would be the last to come.</i>

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<i>The ruler of the realm and high priestess
of pleasure made herself known.</i>

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<i>At long last, Quinni had arrived.</i>

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I told you it's not me!

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I told you, she's the queen, not Quinni.

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Okay, well, the queen can get it.
All of it.

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No, she can't, and wouldn't.
Did anyone actually read it?

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She's trying to save her realm
by finding the one that can make her...

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- Cum.
- That can make her feel true love.

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By cumming.

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Now I know what Zoe felt like.

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This shift will never end.

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Guys, secret gig tonight. Genesis Owusu.

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If it's so secret,
how do you know about it?

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I got on a list.

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My, uh, my cousin's friend's sister's
boyfriend's sister hooked me up

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after I saved her
from a wardrobe malfunction

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in that, um, sanger shop
where the possum lives in the roof.

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Guys, this is fate.

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The wardrobe malfunction or the possum?

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We're off the hook
for the carnival shitstorm.

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Fate demands a celebration.

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Fate also probably knows
we owe Missy a do-over for her party.

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More "you" than "we."

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Count me out. It's hard to feel social
when your entire future's been blown up

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by the false assumption
that you're sexually attracted to horses.

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No scholarship doesn't mean
no vet science. Just a little more debt.

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Tens of thousands of dollars of debt.

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Come to the gig.
It'll take your mind off all of this.

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No, it won't.

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Especially after I spent the entire day
surrounded by idiots neighing at me.

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Centaurs have human heads.
Why would they neigh?

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Whole weekend's gone by.

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Ogre orgies and banshee boning
won't even come up today.

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Hey, look, it's the Beast Banger.

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Fuck off, Year Tens!

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Ignore the horse and flute morons.

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Can't be a flute.
His hands are in the wrong position.

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- I just have some research questions.
- Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Well, if it isn't
the purveyor of pixie porn.

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Is there a classroom, bathroom,
or teacher's office

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you haven't papered
with this <i>Velvet Thrones</i> bullshit?

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I thought it was you that did it.

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I wouldn't write
or spread this smut around.

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Well, you did take credit for it.

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Shut up!

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I'll look it up.

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Hey, I should've never let them think
that it was you.

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People are being really, really nasty.

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Must've really hurt you.
I'm so sorry, Zoe.

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Good.

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Happy reading, Zoe.

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That was actually brutal.

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You didn't have anything
to do with that, did you?

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No.

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- Hey.
- Hey. Hey, how are you doing?

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I'm... I'm here if you need another vent,
chat, whatever.

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Yeah, good. Um...

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You didn't tell anyone, did you,
about the carnival?

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What? No. No, of course not.

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Okay, good, because you really...
you really can't. Like...

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Yeah, I... I get that.

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Okay.

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Okay, all right, good. Um...

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Okay, just between that
and Spider's hall-pass thing,

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my brain's going a bit crazy
at the moment, you know?

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Yeah, okay, well,
that sounds like a conversation

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for someone you actually trust.

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Stupid fidget spinner. Dumb sensory room.

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Don't.

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- Holy heck.
- You're not meant to be here.

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Well, I'm dropping these toys off
'cause my aunty made me buy replacements.

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You know,
they call that spot squirter alley?

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Well, pretty shit at cleaning, eh?

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Better check I got everything.

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Thanks so much for coming.
Everyone else was busy.

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I was supposed to drop that off yesterday,
but I can't get it into the car myself.

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Too easy. What is it?

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Major artwork. Goes on display
in Showcase tomorrow.

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Uh-huh.

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Right, yeah, I can't help ya.

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- What?
- Yeah, I...

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Well, I have this rule
that I can't lift and move anything

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until I take a squiz at it.

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- Whatever.
- Okay, cool.

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Wait, wait. Let me turn the light on
for the full effect.

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That's...

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not good.

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Uh... Here.

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What the...

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Oh, come the fuck on.

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Uh, looks like you got a leak.

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Yeah, probably shorted out the box too.

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I spent months on this.

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I was actually...

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I was actually proud of it.

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It was supposed to up my shitty marks.

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That's it. I'm not getting into uni now.

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How will I tell Am?

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Okay, so you need something new.

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Yeah, sure, I'll just whip something up.

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Why not?

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I got all day.

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Hey. Uh, what are you doing here?

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Getting ready for my date
with Genesis Owusu.

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I need my fake ID back so I can get in.

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What, manager take it again?

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Mmm, the other week.
I feel totally targeted.

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He's never gonna believe
when you actually turn 18.

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He'll definitely be blown away
when he sees my real name.

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I'm gonna miss being Gunhild Fenty Gomez.

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This gig will be one of her last.
Gotta send her off in style.

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What? Don't you dare tell me
that you're bailing. That's not allowed.

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No, no, no, I was...

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Malakai, did you move
the, uh, tin thing that was here?

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Oh, you mean the rusty thing that gave me
tetanus just looking at it? Yeah.

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What am I missing? Where's my ID?

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Oh, no, Malakai's
just been helping me clean up.

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Okay.

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Yeah, I tossed it.

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No, it... it was just full of like receipts
and, um, bottle caps and shit.

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And my fake ID,
which I need for vital reasons of fate.

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Where's the trash?

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Gone. Garbage day. Sorry.

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Can you just get a new one, or...

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It's an online order. It takes a week.

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Surely you know a guy.

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I'm not going back to the eshays
just to hook you up with a fake ID.

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I'm seeing this guy this afternoon.

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Wait, does Ca$h help you decide
who you're gonna hook up with?

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No. He has my passwords.

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We're very transparent about it all.

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So that's it?
You just meet people on socials?

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Occasionally, you meet people in the wild,
but if you want a sure thing...

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Hello, Darren.

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We are supposed to be rehearsing
so we don't look like dickheads.

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Remember?

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I am not the one.

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It's just drama.

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Stop stressing.

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You are the literal president
of the Drama Club.

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Yeah, and it was bad enough

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when you were trying to shove jokes in
to "fix my script,"

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but now you're just playing
with our futures.

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Oh, what? So you can dish out
constructive criticism,

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but you can't take it, can you, Darren?

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I... You know what? Darren, get back here!

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I can see you!

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Amerie been bombarding you
about that gig tonight as well?

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Yeah, she sent, like, 20 text messages
begging me to come.

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Overcompensate much?

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I think she probably just feels a bit bad.

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So do I.

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I feel like a lot of dumb things got said.

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Yeah, like that hall pass idea.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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So how would it work exactly?

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Maybe you're right. It might help.

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Unless you don't want me to.

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No, no, no. No, it's my idea.

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So...

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Yeah, you're, like, a strong,
independent woman,

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and I want you to be free.

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And... ...you know, I'm... I'm secure enough

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to just be like, yeah...

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- ...go for it.
- Hmm.

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If I did hook up with somebody,
would you want me to tell you?

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Uh, no.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Just a... a sign.

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- Mmm.
- Maybe.

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Maybe like a hedgehog?

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Like a...

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Little...

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Oh, chip?

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Why did you even come
if all you wanna do is snack?

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- 'Cause you need backup.
- I really don't.

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You're about to corner
some fake-ID-making criminal called Big T,

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who sounds like a total roid monster. Uh...

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- What's he even look like?
- I don't know.

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But we're going to where
you picked it up from him before, right?

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Ant handled that last time.

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He said Big T does his business
at the same time and place each week.

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We'll know him when he hands
an envelope to some kid. It's foolproof.

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Eh, more like foolish.

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Almost as foolish as throwing away
someone's lucky fake ID

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that's had a 99.95% success rate.

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If it was so successful,
why'd it keep getting confiscated?

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Because the manager of the bowlo sucks,
but even he never binned it.

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Uh, I'm sorry, okay?
I was... I was trying to help.

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I need to do something.

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Roll up! Roll up!

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See the finest in art supplies
money could never buy.

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Fresh from the skip,

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waiting to be wankified.

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This is... ...literal garbage.

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No, not when we're done with it.

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Hey, um, I'll be at the hospital.

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Keep an eye out for any more bastards
need their heads knocked in.

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Will do, Mum.

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Oh.

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Whoa.

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People believe anything in the papers.

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Everyone jumps at the chance
to kick a carnie.

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See, this is giving...

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..."I come from a broken family."

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Hmm.

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You know, you could just do this, right?

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Make art.

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This is definitely not gonna be art.

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I mean, you don't need a degree
or permission.

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Just be the thing you wanna be.
Screw the rest of them.

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Amerie would hard disagree.

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Who put her in charge of your life?

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Well, I mean...

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...I think it's nice
having someone care that much.

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I bombed my trials,
and she still won't quit.

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When Amerie wants something,
don't get in her way.

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Right.

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I'm sorry for kicking off at Missy's too.

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That one's mostly on me and Harper.

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Oi, you! Hold it right there!

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Are you okay?

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Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Just...

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Just caught me off-guard.

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Really, I'm good.

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Uh, well, where are we doing
our stakeout anyway?

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Um...

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Just up ahead.

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Mmm.

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Well, I guess that's it.

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All clean. Well, clean-ish. Some...

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Some things are forever stains.

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Sensory room's all yours now.

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If nothing else, this should inspire
a new chapter, right?

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No, I'm done with that.

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Oh, shame.

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It was pretty hot.

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Even if it did incorrectly assume
high magic works in a warden realm.

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How do you know that?

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<i>Angeline of the Underworld</i>
is my Roman Empire.

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Uh, neat trick, by the way.

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Spinning off a whole story
from one footnote in book three.

00:14:00.520 --> 00:14:01.360 align:center
Thanks.

00:14:04.040 --> 00:14:07.080 align:center
There's so many great details to use.
It's my favorite in the series.

00:14:07.160 --> 00:14:10.680 align:center
Oh no! No, Sparkles, it goes...

00:14:10.760 --> 00:14:12.440 align:center
Okay, it goes book five,

00:14:12.520 --> 00:14:15.480 align:center
then six, then three.

00:14:16.360 --> 00:14:17.200 align:center
Wow.

00:14:17.800 --> 00:14:19.000 align:center
So you agree?

00:14:19.080 --> 00:14:21.400 align:center
Um, no, you're so wrong.

00:14:21.480 --> 00:14:23.400 align:center
How?

00:14:23.480 --> 00:14:25.520 align:center
No, okay, come on, tell me then. Tell me.

00:14:32.600 --> 00:14:35.400 align:center
Come on, Big T should be here.

00:14:35.920 --> 00:14:37.840 align:center
Yeah, maybe there's no pick-up today.

00:14:39.760 --> 00:14:41.880 align:center
The NPC over there suggests otherwise.

00:14:41.960 --> 00:14:45.480 align:center
Probably 17, looks 12.
Definitely needs a fake ID.

00:14:49.480 --> 00:14:51.040 align:center
Oh.

00:14:51.120 --> 00:14:53.000 align:center
Sorry, my study-break alarm.

00:14:55.240 --> 00:14:57.880 align:center
What? A lot can change in a year.

00:14:59.920 --> 00:15:01.080 align:center
Not everything.

00:15:03.560 --> 00:15:06.120 align:center
Never did tell me
what you wrote in that letter.

00:15:10.640 --> 00:15:11.880 align:center
Look, look, who's that?

00:15:11.960 --> 00:15:12.880 align:center
What? Uh...

00:15:12.960 --> 00:15:15.160 align:center
Oh, here we go. Here we go.

00:15:15.240 --> 00:15:16.200 align:center
Huh!

00:15:19.880 --> 00:15:21.080 align:center
Wait, that's...

00:15:21.160 --> 00:15:22.080 align:center
Big T?

00:15:25.400 --> 00:15:26.440 align:center
Oi, Big T!

00:15:39.880 --> 00:15:40.880 align:center
Oi, stop!

00:15:43.600 --> 00:15:44.800 align:center
Come here.

00:15:44.880 --> 00:15:45.840 align:center
Whoa.

00:15:45.920 --> 00:15:48.160 align:center
- I'm not carrying anything.
- Dude, chill.

00:15:48.240 --> 00:15:51.080 align:center
- She just needs a new fakey.
- I don't know what you're talking about.

00:15:51.160 --> 00:15:52.880 align:center
Just cut the crap, Big T.

00:15:52.960 --> 00:15:55.200 align:center
Hey, you got the wrong person.
My name's Tobias.

00:15:55.280 --> 00:15:58.120 align:center
Does your mummy know about
your little side hustle, Tobias?

00:16:00.280 --> 00:16:01.640 align:center
Well played, Gunhild.

00:16:02.640 --> 00:16:05.960 align:center
Okay, I only take online orders,
and it takes a week.

00:16:06.040 --> 00:16:07.720 align:center
I'm paying cash, and I need it now.

00:16:07.800 --> 00:16:10.440 align:center
Maybe Mama Big T
will make us a snack while we wait.

00:16:10.520 --> 00:16:11.760 align:center
- Hmm.
- Hmm.

00:16:11.840 --> 00:16:13.040 align:center
Fine.

00:16:13.120 --> 00:16:14.240 align:center
But it'll cost double.

00:16:14.320 --> 00:16:15.840 align:center
- He's paying.
- What?

00:16:15.920 --> 00:16:16.960 align:center
It's your fault.

00:16:19.560 --> 00:16:21.160 align:center
Yep, um... Sorry.

00:16:22.400 --> 00:16:23.880 align:center
Do you take Swiss francs at all?

00:16:30.200 --> 00:16:31.960 align:center
Ugh. This is leaking oil.

00:16:32.480 --> 00:16:33.920 align:center
Ah!

00:16:34.000 --> 00:16:38.640 align:center
A metaphor for the economic
lifeblood of society.

00:16:38.720 --> 00:16:39.840 align:center
Fancy talk.

00:16:40.360 --> 00:16:41.760 align:center
I can fake it real good, yeah.

00:16:41.840 --> 00:16:43.400 align:center
Sure you didn't go to uni?

00:16:43.920 --> 00:16:44.840 align:center
I did.

00:16:46.400 --> 00:16:48.480 align:center
Lasted a month.

00:16:48.560 --> 00:16:49.640 align:center
Wasn't for me.

00:16:50.600 --> 00:16:52.360 align:center
All right.

00:16:52.440 --> 00:16:56.720 align:center
Now, this is my contribution.

00:16:58.280 --> 00:17:00.280 align:center
You never wanted anything more?

00:17:02.240 --> 00:17:04.760 align:center
I get to travel the country,

00:17:04.840 --> 00:17:08.240 align:center
meet new people, and be my own boss.

00:17:08.800 --> 00:17:10.120 align:center
What's not to love?

00:17:11.880 --> 00:17:13.560 align:center
You think you're in charge?

00:17:14.480 --> 00:17:15.320 align:center
Really?

00:17:16.200 --> 00:17:17.280 align:center
Always, yeah.

00:17:22.440 --> 00:17:25.080 align:center
I think Jackie might have
something to say about that.

00:17:26.520 --> 00:17:28.400 align:center
- Clancy too.
- Oh!

00:17:28.480 --> 00:17:31.160 align:center
- That knobhead thinks he's king shit.
- Yeah.

00:17:36.000 --> 00:17:37.040 align:center
So?

00:17:37.880 --> 00:17:40.560 align:center
- What's the verdict?
- Um...

00:17:42.720 --> 00:17:44.920 align:center
This is the worst thing I've ever made.

00:17:45.000 --> 00:17:46.880 align:center
Yeah... Oh-ho-ho!

00:17:47.440 --> 00:17:48.440 align:center
Now that's art.

00:17:48.520 --> 00:17:49.400 align:center
Now it's art.

00:17:49.920 --> 00:17:51.320 align:center
Beautiful.

00:17:53.320 --> 00:17:55.280 align:center
The real test will be tonight.

00:17:56.560 --> 00:17:59.440 align:center
Yes, I was serious about that. Why?

00:18:01.680 --> 00:18:04.440 align:center
Well, yeah, I'm a little pissed, Noah.

00:18:04.520 --> 00:18:05.560 align:center
Oi.

00:18:06.600 --> 00:18:07.600 align:center
Mm-hmm?

00:18:08.840 --> 00:18:09.920 align:center
You're being stupid.

00:18:10.000 --> 00:18:10.920 align:center
Who?

00:18:12.200 --> 00:18:13.600 align:center
- Me?
- Mmm.

00:18:14.560 --> 00:18:15.480 align:center
Never.

00:18:16.000 --> 00:18:19.680 align:center
No shit, I'm still going.
It's gonna go off. Your loss, loser.

00:18:19.760 --> 00:18:22.280 align:center
I'm kidding. I love you. I love you. Bye.

00:18:24.800 --> 00:18:28.520 align:center
Noah's not coming tonight.
He's got 5 a.m. training in the morning.

00:18:29.720 --> 00:18:32.040 align:center
Sounds like he's more serious
about sport than you.

00:18:32.120 --> 00:18:36.680 align:center
Rugby is his first love,
and I'm just a mere side piece.

00:18:39.200 --> 00:18:41.000 align:center
So you coming, or what?

00:18:43.480 --> 00:18:44.360 align:center
Hmm.

00:18:47.880 --> 00:18:50.080 align:center
There's theories
about her parents. There's four.

00:18:50.160 --> 00:18:52.400 align:center
That's how demon reproduction works.
Everyone knows that.

00:18:52.480 --> 00:18:57.880 align:center
Anyway, I emailed Rhea Brown a pitch
about a potential prequel series

00:18:58.480 --> 00:19:00.800 align:center
with the birth of Angeline,

00:19:00.880 --> 00:19:04.800 align:center
just as the Grandmaster
first rises to power.

00:19:05.320 --> 00:19:07.000 align:center
Oh my God.

00:19:07.080 --> 00:19:07.960 align:center
Sorry.

00:19:08.560 --> 00:19:09.640 align:center
Why?

00:19:09.720 --> 00:19:12.520 align:center
Oh, for not letting you talk
for almost half an hour.

00:19:12.600 --> 00:19:14.120 align:center
Did Rhea Brown reply?

00:19:14.920 --> 00:19:18.280 align:center
She's so busy writing book seven,
the way she left things.

00:19:18.880 --> 00:19:21.640 align:center
The abdication.

00:19:21.720 --> 00:19:24.120 align:center
Sorry.

00:19:24.200 --> 00:19:26.200 align:center
When did you first get into <i>Angeline</i>?

00:19:27.240 --> 00:19:30.120 align:center
- Uh, my mum had the first book.
- She's a fan?

00:19:32.160 --> 00:19:33.160 align:center
Uh...

00:19:33.800 --> 00:19:36.960 align:center
I... yeah, I found it in her stuff
after she died.

00:19:38.960 --> 00:19:40.920 align:center
- Oh, Taz, I'm--
- Anyway, I...

00:19:41.000 --> 00:19:42.880 align:center
I skipped a lot of school.

00:19:42.960 --> 00:19:46.160 align:center
Pretty much read the whole series
on repeat for a while.

00:19:47.920 --> 00:19:49.120 align:center
That's really sad.

00:19:52.280 --> 00:19:54.520 align:center
You shouldn't skip school.

00:19:54.600 --> 00:19:57.120 align:center
What do you think
I'm doing right now, Sparkles?

00:19:58.320 --> 00:20:00.320 align:center
Well played.

00:20:01.240 --> 00:20:04.720 align:center
So, what's your excuse
for whatever you're skipping?

00:20:04.800 --> 00:20:05.640 align:center
Oh.

00:20:05.720 --> 00:20:07.520 align:center
Um...

00:20:07.600 --> 00:20:11.760 align:center
My entire academic life plan
got crushed to smithereens on Friday.

00:20:12.280 --> 00:20:13.200 align:center
Hmm.

00:20:17.080 --> 00:20:18.840 align:center
So why are you smiling?

00:20:20.440 --> 00:20:22.680 align:center
I've been stewing over it for three days.

00:20:23.680 --> 00:20:24.680 align:center
Except for now.

00:20:27.160 --> 00:20:29.440 align:center
For the last half hour,
I haven't worried about it.

00:20:33.680 --> 00:20:35.760 align:center
Hey, have you heard about
the secret gig tonight?

00:20:36.760 --> 00:20:37.600 align:center
No.

00:20:40.240 --> 00:20:41.640 align:center
I'm home.

00:20:42.240 --> 00:20:43.560 align:center
We should make a move on--

00:20:43.640 --> 00:20:45.600 align:center
Hmm. There you are.

00:20:46.200 --> 00:20:48.200 align:center
Yes, we brought the rehearsal to you.

00:20:48.280 --> 00:20:49.480 align:center
I don't like this either,

00:20:49.560 --> 00:20:52.720 align:center
but I like embarrassing myself
in front of the whole school even less.

00:20:52.800 --> 00:20:54.880 align:center
Don't fight this.

00:20:54.960 --> 00:20:58.240 align:center
We even brought the ridiculous costumes
you kept insisting we needed.

00:20:58.320 --> 00:20:59.840 align:center
Why did you let them in, babe?

00:20:59.920 --> 00:21:01.360 align:center
- We're about to head out.
- I am.

00:21:01.440 --> 00:21:03.400 align:center
You're staying here
and following through on this.

00:21:03.480 --> 00:21:06.000 align:center
- Again, why?
- 'Cause you're not an arsehole.

00:21:06.080 --> 00:21:07.080 align:center
TBC.

00:21:07.160 --> 00:21:09.960 align:center
I know Zoe's allergic to fun,
but aren't you going to Genesis tonight?

00:21:10.040 --> 00:21:14.040 align:center
I'm not some possessive caveman.
I don't need to be there.

00:21:15.000 --> 00:21:18.480 align:center
Look, we fail this,
it mucks up all of our marks.

00:21:18.560 --> 00:21:20.760 align:center
Don't you care what happens after school?

00:21:20.840 --> 00:21:21.720 align:center
Okay.

00:21:22.920 --> 00:21:24.640 align:center
Darren's gonna be home to do dinner.

00:21:24.720 --> 00:21:26.920 align:center
I'm gonna be back later
to give you a midnight snacky.

00:21:27.000 --> 00:21:29.440 align:center
You want this one?
You want a snacky now? Here you go.

00:21:30.040 --> 00:21:30.880 align:center
Love you.

00:21:31.400 --> 00:21:34.040 align:center
This is entrapment.

00:21:41.840 --> 00:21:42.880 align:center
Ca$hy!

00:21:45.280 --> 00:21:46.200 align:center
Hey.

00:21:46.720 --> 00:21:50.520 align:center
Servo guy was gonna give 'em the yeet.
Got a crazy discount.

00:21:51.040 --> 00:21:52.680 align:center
They look... wrong.

00:21:53.200 --> 00:21:55.480 align:center
Yeah, like shit-your-pants wrong.

00:21:55.560 --> 00:21:57.880 align:center
Everyone knows caps get better with age.

00:22:00.280 --> 00:22:02.360 align:center
<i>Bouncer asking ,"Please show your ID"</i>

00:22:02.440 --> 00:22:04.840 align:center
<i>I'm too drunk to get out my ID</i>

00:22:04.920 --> 00:22:07.120 align:center
<i>Bouncer asking, "Please show your ID"</i>

00:22:07.200 --> 00:22:08.920 align:center
<i>I'm too drunk to get out my ID</i>

00:22:09.000 --> 00:22:10.000 align:center
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

00:22:11.360 --> 00:22:12.320 align:center
Cheers, bro.

00:22:23.440 --> 00:22:24.480 align:center
Oh God.

00:22:25.280 --> 00:22:28.120 align:center
I don't know what
I'm more nervous about, security or Missy.

00:22:55.280 --> 00:22:56.880 align:center
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

00:22:57.920 --> 00:22:58.760 align:center
Yeah.

00:23:09.640 --> 00:23:11.800 align:center
Yeah, she's defs still pissed at me.

00:23:11.880 --> 00:23:14.560 align:center
Do you mind if I go first
in the apology tour?

00:23:17.800 --> 00:23:19.840 align:center
If we get lost, we could use echolocation.

00:23:19.920 --> 00:23:22.080 align:center
- Well, let's just not get lost, yeah?
- Okay.

00:23:22.160 --> 00:23:23.760 align:center
Oh! Wait up!

00:23:24.320 --> 00:23:26.240 align:center
Hey! Hey, guys!

00:23:28.640 --> 00:23:30.800 align:center
What, no new deranged accusations?

00:23:30.880 --> 00:23:33.720 align:center
Like all my text messages
and voice memos mentioned,

00:23:33.800 --> 00:23:36.480 align:center
I'm so, so sorry, Missy.

00:23:37.240 --> 00:23:39.280 align:center
I promise there'll be
no more drama from me tonight.

00:23:39.360 --> 00:23:41.200 align:center
That's an Amerie Wadia guarantee.

00:23:42.200 --> 00:23:43.560 align:center
Believe it when I see it.

00:23:43.640 --> 00:23:45.880 align:center
Guys, I'm so, so geed up about this.

00:23:45.960 --> 00:23:47.800 align:center
We're gonna be breathing
the same oxygen as him.

00:23:47.880 --> 00:23:49.560 align:center
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:51.600 --> 00:23:52.680 align:center
Thank you.

00:24:05.120 --> 00:24:06.360 align:center
Hey, check it out.

00:24:06.440 --> 00:24:08.360 align:center
- Hey!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:24:09.200 --> 00:24:10.960 align:center
Hello, people!

00:24:29.440 --> 00:24:31.760 align:center
Hey, how about I buy us some shots?

00:24:31.840 --> 00:24:33.400 align:center
Now you're talking.

00:24:54.000 --> 00:24:55.960 align:center
- Whoa!
- So sorry, my bad.

00:24:56.560 --> 00:24:57.400 align:center
Coming through.

00:24:57.920 --> 00:24:59.520 align:center
Shots all around!

00:25:00.640 --> 00:25:04.120 align:center
- Cheers!
- Cheers!

00:25:05.600 --> 00:25:07.120 align:center
<i>- Cheers!</i>
- <i>Cheers!</i>

00:25:07.640 --> 00:25:11.760 align:center
And all the king's horses...
...and all the king's men...

00:25:14.120 --> 00:25:16.800 align:center
...couldn't put my son together again.

00:25:16.880 --> 00:25:19.400 align:center
Why can't you take this seriously?

00:25:19.480 --> 00:25:21.240 align:center
I'm saying the words.
What more do you want?

00:25:21.320 --> 00:25:26.920 align:center
This is about shock and anger and grief.

00:25:27.000 --> 00:25:27.920 align:center
It's about an egg.

00:25:29.000 --> 00:25:31.040 align:center
Spider, give them their cue line again.

00:25:33.800 --> 00:25:36.160 align:center
Mm-mm, mm-mm-mm.

00:25:36.240 --> 00:25:37.080 align:center
Hey, hey.

00:25:37.160 --> 00:25:39.280 align:center
Looks like an orgy
straight out of Quinni's masterpiece.

00:25:39.360 --> 00:25:40.560 align:center
- What?
- Am I right, Zoe?

00:25:40.640 --> 00:25:43.240 align:center
Looks like an STI on entry.

00:25:43.320 --> 00:25:45.040 align:center
The only one getting lucky is Missy.

00:25:45.120 --> 00:25:46.320 align:center
- What?
- What?

00:25:46.400 --> 00:25:48.240 align:center
Did you break up with my cousin?

00:25:48.320 --> 00:25:50.360 align:center
No, of course I didn't.

00:25:50.880 --> 00:25:51.880 align:center
Yeah.

00:25:51.960 --> 00:25:54.840 align:center
This star gave his girl a hall pass.

00:25:54.920 --> 00:25:57.480 align:center
Yeah, and it's all your fault.

00:25:57.560 --> 00:25:59.800 align:center
You took relationship advice from them?

00:25:59.880 --> 00:26:01.800 align:center
It sounded fine in theory.

00:26:02.320 --> 00:26:06.240 align:center
Missy's probably hooking up with a chick,
and I'm sitting here like full simp,

00:26:06.320 --> 00:26:08.960 align:center
just imagining

00:26:10.680 --> 00:26:12.200 align:center
everything. Oh!

00:26:12.280 --> 00:26:13.600 align:center
Oh, uh...

00:26:13.680 --> 00:26:16.880 align:center
Calm down. This is normal. Um...

00:26:16.960 --> 00:26:18.160 align:center
What are your rules?

00:26:20.360 --> 00:26:21.400 align:center
What do you mean?

00:26:21.920 --> 00:26:24.560 align:center
Dude, even I know that's bad.

00:26:24.640 --> 00:26:25.680 align:center
Rules...

00:26:25.760 --> 00:26:28.880 align:center
Rules are the first thing Ca$h and I did
when we opened our relationship.

00:26:28.960 --> 00:26:31.760 align:center
No one we know, no repeat offenders,
and Ca$h is in control.

00:26:31.840 --> 00:26:35.880 align:center
He can press pause whenever he likes.
It's all about both of us feeling secure.

00:26:35.960 --> 00:26:36.800 align:center
Secure?

00:26:36.880 --> 00:26:38.640 align:center
While you're out there
screwing other people?

00:26:38.720 --> 00:26:39.880 align:center
Poor guy.

00:26:39.960 --> 00:26:41.160 align:center
Ignore her.

00:26:41.240 --> 00:26:42.400 align:center
Sorry, Spider.

00:26:42.480 --> 00:26:45.840 align:center
Let's outline exactly
what the hall pass covers.

00:26:45.920 --> 00:26:49.520 align:center
No. I brought that in case
you needed your lines fed to you,

00:26:49.600 --> 00:26:53.280 align:center
not to draw up
some constitution for cucking.

00:26:55.080 --> 00:26:56.600 align:center
Don't you dare.

00:26:57.240 --> 00:26:58.720 align:center
Don't... Spider!

00:27:00.520 --> 00:27:01.360 align:center
Okay.

00:27:03.320 --> 00:27:06.200 align:center
Okay, so it was my birthday
last week, actually.

00:27:06.280 --> 00:27:07.280 align:center
Scorpio.

00:27:07.360 --> 00:27:08.800 align:center
- Yeah.
- Interesting.

00:27:09.320 --> 00:27:10.720 align:center
I thought fire sign for sure.

00:27:13.080 --> 00:27:15.400 align:center
- Okay, wait. Let me pick yours.
- Okay.

00:27:15.480 --> 00:27:16.520 align:center
Aquarius.

00:27:17.120 --> 00:27:18.880 align:center
No.

00:27:23.640 --> 00:27:24.480 align:center
Sparkles.

00:27:27.400 --> 00:27:29.040 align:center
I have an idea for your next chapter.

00:27:29.120 --> 00:27:30.160 align:center
Taz, I told you I'm not--

00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:33.920 align:center
Do you remember the Light Mage Clan
from Lorenzo's backstory in book five?

00:27:34.760 --> 00:27:37.360 align:center
- They could be behind the queen's curse!
- Yes.

00:27:37.440 --> 00:27:40.720 align:center
So write it, please.
Because I wanna read it.

00:27:45.360 --> 00:27:47.200 align:center
- Okay.
- Yeah?

00:27:47.280 --> 00:27:49.400 align:center
- Okay.
- Cool.

00:27:51.520 --> 00:27:52.400 align:center
Leo.

00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:53.320 align:center
No.

00:27:53.840 --> 00:27:56.240 align:center
Okay, while you do that,
I'll get a shot for the birthday girl.

00:27:56.320 --> 00:27:57.160 align:center
Yeah.

00:27:58.960 --> 00:28:01.240 align:center
Oh my God. Are you actually doing it?

00:28:01.960 --> 00:28:05.120 align:center
Okay, um, hi.
Didn't know you were gonna be here.

00:28:05.200 --> 00:28:08.200 align:center
Oh, well, Taz got wind of it somehow.
Dragged me along.

00:28:10.080 --> 00:28:11.360 align:center
You two actually a thing?

00:28:12.240 --> 00:28:15.160 align:center
Is this Spider's hall pass nonsense
in motion?

00:28:15.800 --> 00:28:16.880 align:center
So what if it is?

00:28:16.960 --> 00:28:17.920 align:center
Okay.

00:28:18.000 --> 00:28:19.120 align:center
No notes.

00:28:21.040 --> 00:28:23.280 align:center
Except you did once tell me
that opening up a relationship

00:28:23.360 --> 00:28:25.560 align:center
was just one person's way
of breaking up slower.

00:28:25.640 --> 00:28:26.840 align:center
Darren and Ca$h make it work.

00:28:26.920 --> 00:28:30.360 align:center
Yeah, but they're more the exception
than the rule, though, right?

00:28:30.440 --> 00:28:32.240 align:center
Are you sure you wanna do this?

00:28:32.320 --> 00:28:36.240 align:center
Okay, cool. Um, thank you for your input.

00:28:36.320 --> 00:28:39.240 align:center
Why don't you jog on
and go cozy up to your new woman?

00:28:46.800 --> 00:28:47.720 align:center
Gotta bounce.

00:28:47.800 --> 00:28:49.320 align:center
Yeah, okay. Okay.

00:28:49.400 --> 00:28:50.680 align:center
- Bye.
- Bye.

00:28:52.200 --> 00:28:55.120 align:center
- Hey.
- Why isn't this shit kicking in yet?

00:29:01.440 --> 00:29:02.280 align:center
Okay.

00:29:05.360 --> 00:29:06.600 align:center
I think that's it.

00:29:06.680 --> 00:29:08.200 align:center
No, definitely not.

00:29:08.280 --> 00:29:09.280 align:center
Scenario,

00:29:09.800 --> 00:29:11.840 align:center
would multiple orgasms

00:29:12.360 --> 00:29:15.080 align:center
make it a multi-use of the hall pass?

00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:16.840 align:center
Ah, close, but no.

00:29:16.920 --> 00:29:19.360 align:center
- It just makes Missy a very lucky girl.
- Hey.

00:29:19.440 --> 00:29:21.360 align:center
Just ignore them long enough,
and they'll quit.

00:29:21.440 --> 00:29:23.880 align:center
Let her help you for long enough,
and you'll end up a Puriteen.

00:29:23.960 --> 00:29:26.040 align:center
Don't pretend you didn't love it.

00:29:26.120 --> 00:29:27.480 align:center
No pretending necessary.

00:29:27.560 --> 00:29:28.520 align:center
Hey.

00:29:28.600 --> 00:29:30.840 align:center
Can we focus, please?

00:29:32.560 --> 00:29:33.520 align:center
What if, um...

00:29:34.760 --> 00:29:37.560 align:center
it starts with sex and then Missy
falls in love with someone?

00:29:37.640 --> 00:29:40.960 align:center
Spider, sex and love
aren't always the same thing.

00:29:41.040 --> 00:29:43.360 align:center
Excuse me,
it's called lovemaking for a reason.

00:29:43.440 --> 00:29:47.120 align:center
Not by anyone that's actually doing it.

00:29:47.840 --> 00:29:50.320 align:center
Do you give Ca$h
the same shit you give me?

00:29:50.840 --> 00:29:51.680 align:center
What?

00:29:51.760 --> 00:29:54.360 align:center
Ca$h is celibate, just like me.

00:29:54.440 --> 00:29:58.280 align:center
My Ca$h is asexual.
He's being true to himself.

00:29:58.360 --> 00:29:59.280 align:center
You're just...

00:30:01.320 --> 00:30:03.280 align:center
You're just repressing
what you really want.

00:30:04.400 --> 00:30:06.680 align:center
What I want is something real.

00:30:06.760 --> 00:30:09.600 align:center
And I didn't need sex
to find that with Felix!

00:30:09.680 --> 00:30:11.760 align:center
Well, I didn't need sex
to find that with Ca$h.

00:30:11.840 --> 00:30:13.560 align:center
Samesies.

00:30:15.880 --> 00:30:17.920 align:center
You guys, like the same person.

00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:19.640 align:center
- Excuse me?
- You take that back!

00:30:19.720 --> 00:30:20.560 align:center
- Right now!
- Whoa!

00:30:28.240 --> 00:30:32.200 align:center
Hey, come on, show me some of your fancy
new European dance moves.

00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:36.120 align:center
They're the same as my Aussie ones.
They're just in the other direction.

00:30:40.160 --> 00:30:42.120 align:center
Sydney!

00:30:42.200 --> 00:30:44.480 align:center
Are you ready?

00:30:44.560 --> 00:30:45.960 align:center
Oh my God, I told you.

00:30:46.840 --> 00:30:48.840 align:center
<i>Yeah, get, get, get back</i>

00:30:49.760 --> 00:30:51.680 align:center
<i>I ain't got time for the tact</i>

00:30:52.200 --> 00:30:54.160 align:center
<i>Grinning with a burlap sack</i>

00:30:54.960 --> 00:30:56.400 align:center
<i>Young brutha sharp as a tack</i>

00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:59.200 align:center
<i>Snatch a crown from a king
Then I tell you where I spat...</i>

00:31:00.200 --> 00:31:01.720 align:center
<i>Grown man simping for a rat</i>

00:31:02.720 --> 00:31:04.560 align:center
<i>Bootlicker blues, you a gnat</i>

00:31:05.320 --> 00:31:06.280 align:center
<i>Time to start a riot</i>

00:31:06.360 --> 00:31:09.320 align:center
<i>Where you at, where you at
Where you at, where you at?</i>

00:31:09.400 --> 00:31:10.920 align:center
<i>Left side to the right side</i>

00:31:11.000 --> 00:31:12.120 align:center
<i>Left side to the right</i>

00:31:12.200 --> 00:31:13.400 align:center
<i>Front side to the back</i>

00:31:13.480 --> 00:31:14.760 align:center
<i>Front side to the back</i>

00:31:14.840 --> 00:31:16.040 align:center
<i>Stampede if you're with me...</i>

00:31:17.440 --> 00:31:18.800 align:center
<i>We ain't tryna hear that</i>

00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:20.120 align:center
<i>We ain't tryna hear that</i>

00:31:20.200 --> 00:31:22.680 align:center
<i>- Left side to the right side
- Left side to the right</i>

00:31:22.760 --> 00:31:23.800 align:center
<i>Front side to the back</i>

00:31:23.880 --> 00:31:24.960 align:center
<i>Front side to the back</i>

00:31:25.040 --> 00:31:27.720 align:center
<i>- Stampede if you're with me
- Stampede if you're with me</i>

00:31:27.800 --> 00:31:30.440 align:center
<i>- We ain't tryna hear that
- We ain't tryna hear that</i>

00:31:31.320 --> 00:31:33.240 align:center
<i>All the broke boys from the back</i>

00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:35.360 align:center
<i>They, thems, nigga, where you sat</i>

00:31:36.520 --> 00:31:37.760 align:center
<i>Hunnies make noise</i>

00:31:37.840 --> 00:31:40.520 align:center
<i>Oh</i>

00:31:43.280 --> 00:31:44.560 align:center
Sorry.

00:31:45.080 --> 00:31:47.800 align:center
We kind of made it about us for a minute.

00:31:47.880 --> 00:31:49.480 align:center
Oh, that was several minutes.

00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:51.320 align:center
Yeah.

00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:52.280 align:center
It's all good.

00:31:54.200 --> 00:31:55.880 align:center
I'm jealous of you guys.

00:31:55.960 --> 00:31:57.960 align:center
You got the whole love thing figured out.

00:31:58.560 --> 00:32:00.480 align:center
I didn't for a while.

00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:01.880 align:center
I still don't.

00:32:06.120 --> 00:32:08.120 align:center
- Wait, what's Felix done?
- Nothing.

00:32:09.480 --> 00:32:11.120 align:center
Just before him. Um...

00:32:13.040 --> 00:32:14.360 align:center
It's nothing original.

00:32:14.920 --> 00:32:18.400 align:center
Turns out some men just act sweet
till they get what they want.

00:32:19.360 --> 00:32:20.560 align:center
Mmm.

00:32:21.120 --> 00:32:22.720 align:center
That's true.

00:32:23.320 --> 00:32:26.280 align:center
Turns out secrets aren't always sexy.

00:32:27.880 --> 00:32:29.240 align:center
Sometimes...

00:32:33.520 --> 00:32:36.000 align:center
Sometimes...

00:32:38.120 --> 00:32:39.880 align:center
the guy's just embarrassed.

00:32:42.360 --> 00:32:44.400 align:center
Being with you embarrasses him,

00:32:44.480 --> 00:32:47.480 align:center
and he doesn't want anyone else to know.

00:32:54.480 --> 00:32:55.640 align:center
Sorry.

00:32:55.720 --> 00:32:56.720 align:center
I'm fine.

00:32:56.800 --> 00:32:59.440 align:center
It's ancient history.

00:32:59.960 --> 00:33:02.840 align:center
I started the Puriteens, so I fixed it.

00:33:03.440 --> 00:33:06.400 align:center
Zoe, you know Felix is not that guy.

00:33:06.480 --> 00:33:08.240 align:center
- Mm-mm.
- He's stuck with you.

00:33:08.320 --> 00:33:10.320 align:center
Even though you are an absolute punish.

00:33:13.240 --> 00:33:14.200 align:center
Yeah.

00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:17.440 align:center
I've actually been thinking that, um...

00:33:18.960 --> 00:33:20.840 align:center
maybe it's time.

00:33:24.440 --> 00:33:25.600 align:center
- Oh.
- Maybe at schoolies even.

00:33:25.680 --> 00:33:26.800 align:center
Oh...

00:33:27.920 --> 00:33:29.040 align:center
No further comment.

00:33:43.960 --> 00:33:45.760 align:center
Oh my God.

00:33:46.560 --> 00:33:48.320 align:center
It's a hedgehog emoji.

00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:51.480 align:center
She's about to...

00:33:51.560 --> 00:33:52.480 align:center
Calm down.

00:33:53.280 --> 00:33:54.320 align:center
What do you wanna do?

00:33:55.680 --> 00:33:57.280 align:center
Undo it.

00:33:58.800 --> 00:34:00.160 align:center
But I can't.

00:34:00.240 --> 00:34:01.720 align:center
No, no.

00:34:03.520 --> 00:34:05.080 align:center
Uber is three minutes away.

00:34:06.160 --> 00:34:07.680 align:center
We undoing this, or what?

00:34:27.400 --> 00:34:29.640 align:center
This is iconic, man!

00:34:30.240 --> 00:34:34.760 align:center
Genesis! Genesis! Genesis!

00:34:36.760 --> 00:34:38.240 align:center
Oh, can you sign my face?

00:34:38.320 --> 00:34:41.080 align:center
Sorry, brother.
I gotta get out of this. Peace!

00:34:41.760 --> 00:34:43.360 align:center
You were literally...

00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:44.280 align:center
Oh my God!

00:34:44.360 --> 00:34:45.520 align:center
Oh my God!

00:34:52.960 --> 00:34:55.320 align:center
Oh my God, she's closing the deal.

00:34:56.000 --> 00:34:57.680 align:center
Wait. Wait, plot twist.

00:34:59.320 --> 00:35:00.320 align:center
Wait.

00:35:00.400 --> 00:35:01.720 align:center
Threesome.

00:35:01.800 --> 00:35:04.160 align:center
No, this wasn't part of the plan.

00:35:04.240 --> 00:35:05.520 align:center
Come on.

00:35:05.600 --> 00:35:06.800 align:center
Oh hey.

00:35:07.480 --> 00:35:08.320 align:center
Oh.

00:35:08.400 --> 00:35:09.680 align:center
- Never mind.
- Oh.

00:35:11.520 --> 00:35:12.920 align:center
Oh shit.

00:35:21.080 --> 00:35:22.440 align:center
Laughing your arses off, eh?

00:35:22.520 --> 00:35:24.240 align:center
- No. No.
- Mm-mm.

00:35:24.320 --> 00:35:25.480 align:center
No, we were just...

00:35:25.560 --> 00:35:27.880 align:center
That was her girlfriend.
She's in a relationship.

00:35:27.960 --> 00:35:29.840 align:center
Damn.

00:35:29.920 --> 00:35:31.480 align:center
I thought threesome for sure.

00:35:33.120 --> 00:35:33.960 align:center
You told her?

00:35:34.040 --> 00:35:35.240 align:center
Everything.

00:35:35.320 --> 00:35:38.480 align:center
No... ...not everything.

00:35:38.560 --> 00:35:40.680 align:center
Okay, I should tell Spider.

00:35:40.760 --> 00:35:42.600 align:center
Hey, hey! No, hold on! Hold on.

00:35:42.680 --> 00:35:44.600 align:center
Look, the night is young.

00:35:44.680 --> 00:35:48.760 align:center
And if you wanna do this,
we can help scout the talent.

00:35:49.520 --> 00:35:50.360 align:center
We can?

00:35:53.400 --> 00:35:55.520 align:center
We can. Yeah, sure.

00:35:55.600 --> 00:35:59.560 align:center
Hey, and I... I might just be the random
who crashed your 18th birthday,

00:35:59.640 --> 00:36:02.720 align:center
but please know I believe in you, sis.

00:36:02.800 --> 00:36:04.160 align:center
Yeah, and you better.

00:36:04.240 --> 00:36:07.560 align:center
I've seen this one pick up at a funeral.

00:36:07.640 --> 00:36:09.000 align:center
- Damn.
- Yeah.

00:36:10.200 --> 00:36:12.520 align:center
- Yeah, you remember that? Yeah.
- I do remember that.

00:36:12.600 --> 00:36:16.240 align:center
- I got this.
- Yeah!

00:36:16.320 --> 00:36:18.760 align:center
- Yeah!
- Yeah, you got this!

00:36:29.880 --> 00:36:31.280 align:center
Six missed calls from Mum.

00:36:32.960 --> 00:36:33.800 align:center
Oh.

00:36:33.880 --> 00:36:34.920 align:center
You okay?

00:36:35.760 --> 00:36:36.960 align:center
Yeah, it's...

00:36:39.040 --> 00:36:41.200 align:center
- Let's go somewhere quiet and chill out.
- Yeah.

00:36:42.240 --> 00:36:43.880 align:center
<i>24 hours every day my city don’t sleep</i>

00:36:43.960 --> 00:36:45.840 align:center
<i>You need P’s in my city
'Cause it's not cheap</i>

00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:47.560 align:center
<i>Top quality has never been a guarantee</i>

00:36:47.640 --> 00:36:49.360 align:center
<i>We'll extort you
Your friends and family</i>

00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:50.960 align:center
<i>Cold when it's critical</i>

00:36:51.040 --> 00:36:52.600 align:center
<i>Cool but cynical</i>

00:36:52.680 --> 00:36:54.280 align:center
<i>Maxed out never minimal</i>

00:36:54.360 --> 00:36:55.840 align:center
<i>That's how we function</i>

00:36:55.920 --> 00:36:57.560 align:center
<i>Cold when it's critical</i>

00:36:57.640 --> 00:36:59.240 align:center
<i>Cool but cynical</i>

00:36:59.320 --> 00:37:00.920 align:center
<i>Maxed out never minimal</i>

00:37:01.000 --> 00:37:02.600 align:center
<i>That's how we function...</i>

00:37:07.440 --> 00:37:09.680 align:center
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:37:09.760 --> 00:37:12.520 align:center
- It's okay. It's okay.
- No. No. We're mates, that's all.

00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:16.840 align:center
- Then why did we just--
- We didn't.

00:37:20.360 --> 00:37:22.360 align:center
Yeah, you could've fooled me.

00:37:22.440 --> 00:37:23.800 align:center
This is wrong and confusing.

00:37:23.880 --> 00:37:25.200 align:center
- And I can't--
- It's not wrong, Am.

00:37:25.280 --> 00:37:26.880 align:center
No, you shouldn't have even come.

00:37:26.960 --> 00:37:28.520 align:center
You invited me.

00:37:31.280 --> 00:37:32.200 align:center
Just go.

00:37:34.640 --> 00:37:37.640 align:center
Just go, or I will.

00:37:39.400 --> 00:37:41.000 align:center
Okay. Bye.

00:37:41.080 --> 00:37:42.240 align:center
Am...

00:37:43.080 --> 00:37:44.720 align:center
<i>That's how we function</i>

00:37:44.800 --> 00:37:46.360 align:center
<i>Cold when it's critical</i>

00:37:46.440 --> 00:37:48.040 align:center
<i>Cool but cynical</i>

00:37:48.120 --> 00:37:49.960 align:center
<i>Maxed out never minimal...</i>

00:37:50.040 --> 00:37:52.680 align:center
Where are we?

00:37:52.760 --> 00:37:55.840 align:center
You know, this actually reminds me
of the catacombs that are in France.

00:37:55.920 --> 00:37:57.240 align:center
You know, the ones full of bones?

00:37:57.320 --> 00:37:59.400 align:center
But there's no bones,
and we're not in France, so--

00:37:59.480 --> 00:38:00.360 align:center
Zoe.

00:38:01.120 --> 00:38:02.520 align:center
- Please. Please.
- Okay.

00:38:02.600 --> 00:38:04.600 align:center
Guys, slow down.

00:38:05.200 --> 00:38:07.160 align:center
- Hey.
- Cheers.

00:38:10.840 --> 00:38:12.240 align:center
What's wrong with me?

00:38:13.320 --> 00:38:14.840 align:center
What am I doing here?

00:38:14.920 --> 00:38:16.800 align:center
What? Nothing.

00:38:17.320 --> 00:38:20.280 align:center
No, anyone... ...who says otherwise
is a dickhead.

00:38:20.360 --> 00:38:23.000 align:center
I must be surrounded by dickheads.

00:38:24.680 --> 00:38:26.080 align:center
I reckon we both are.

00:38:27.720 --> 00:38:28.880 align:center
Bottoms up.

00:38:28.960 --> 00:38:32.640 align:center
["Pleasure (Bambounou Here to Please
Remix)" by Jennifer Loveless

00:38:32.720 --> 00:38:33.960 align:center
playing over speakers]

00:38:34.040 --> 00:38:35.280 align:center
All right, let's split up.

00:38:39.720 --> 00:38:41.440 align:center
Are you sure you have to go?

00:38:42.480 --> 00:38:45.720 align:center
Yeah, Mum sounded really worked up.
Clancy's awake.

00:38:47.160 --> 00:38:48.280 align:center
Oh, is he okay?

00:38:50.120 --> 00:38:51.600 align:center
- She didn't say.
- Well, did he...

00:38:51.680 --> 00:38:53.120 align:center
Did he remember anything, or...

00:38:53.720 --> 00:38:54.640 align:center
Hi, Liam.

00:38:56.680 --> 00:38:58.200 align:center
Hi. Um...

00:38:58.960 --> 00:39:00.520 align:center
- Amerie, right?
- Mmm.

00:39:00.600 --> 00:39:03.040 align:center
Sorry to be rude,
but, uh, I gotta get going.

00:39:03.120 --> 00:39:04.920 align:center
Yeah, that's probably for the best.

00:39:05.640 --> 00:39:06.640 align:center
Uh...

00:39:06.720 --> 00:39:07.760 align:center
I'll text you.

00:39:08.360 --> 00:39:09.240 align:center
Yeah.

00:39:09.800 --> 00:39:11.440 align:center
- Am.
- Are you serious with this shit?

00:39:11.520 --> 00:39:13.720 align:center
- No, Liam just said--
- No, Liam shouldn't be here.

00:39:13.800 --> 00:39:15.920 align:center
This gig is full of drunk people
who could say anything.

00:39:16.000 --> 00:39:17.120 align:center
Stop. Would you let me speak?

00:39:17.200 --> 00:39:20.520 align:center
No, we just go out from under all that,
Harps. You need to be smarter.

00:39:21.120 --> 00:39:23.040 align:center
Smarter? What, like you?

00:39:27.200 --> 00:39:32.440 align:center
<i>Strange what desire
Make foolish people do...</i>

00:39:33.240 --> 00:39:34.400 align:center
I'm trying to protect us.

00:39:34.480 --> 00:39:36.640 align:center
Because you always know
what's best, right?

00:39:36.720 --> 00:39:39.760 align:center
I know better than to lead on some guy
who literally brings nothing but trouble.

00:39:40.360 --> 00:39:41.960 align:center
Oh really? How's Malakai?

00:39:42.040 --> 00:39:43.200 align:center
What?

00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:45.880 align:center
Nothing... Nothing's happening with Malakai.

00:39:45.960 --> 00:39:47.440 align:center
Well, of course you'd say that.

00:39:47.520 --> 00:39:49.920 align:center
You don't wanna blow up
your try-hard, trophy-wife future now...

00:39:50.000 --> 00:39:51.200 align:center
- ...do we?
- Oh!

00:39:51.960 --> 00:39:55.320 align:center
<i>What a wicked game to play...</i>

00:39:56.480 --> 00:39:58.400 align:center
Ant, Ant, Ant, Ant. Have you seen Missy?

00:39:58.480 --> 00:40:00.120 align:center
I love Missy, dude.

00:40:00.200 --> 00:40:02.800 align:center
<i>What a wicked thing to do</i>

00:40:03.520 --> 00:40:06.440 align:center
<i>To make me dream of you...</i>

00:40:06.520 --> 00:40:09.000 align:center
Sorry it offends you
that I want more for both of us.

00:40:09.080 --> 00:40:12.360 align:center
Did you ever stop to think
that I might want something different?

00:40:12.440 --> 00:40:15.120 align:center
Okay, fine, Harper,
tell me what you actually want,

00:40:15.200 --> 00:40:17.200 align:center
aside from finding new ways
to self-sabotage.

00:40:18.520 --> 00:40:22.480 align:center
That's what the carnival guy is, babe.
He's just another excuse to give up.

00:40:27.160 --> 00:40:30.640 align:center
<i>This song
Is only gonna break your heart...</i>

00:40:34.240 --> 00:40:36.120 align:center
Oi! Oi! Have you guys seen Missy?

00:40:36.720 --> 00:40:38.920 align:center
Uh, no, not in the last 20 minutes.

00:40:39.000 --> 00:40:43.440 align:center
<i>Room was on fire
No one can save me but you...</i>

00:40:43.520 --> 00:40:47.960 align:center
You are so full of shit
it's... ...fucking delusional!

00:40:48.040 --> 00:40:49.360 align:center
They should study you!

00:40:49.440 --> 00:40:51.440 align:center
Well, you're so determined
to throw away your life,

00:40:51.520 --> 00:40:55.320 align:center
it might be the one thing
you actually succeed at!

00:40:57.000 --> 00:40:58.680 align:center
Oh my God.

00:40:58.760 --> 00:40:59.880 align:center
Wow.

00:41:01.520 --> 00:41:02.760 align:center
Where's Missy?

00:41:02.840 --> 00:41:07.680 align:center
<i>I never dreamed
That I'd lose somebody like you</i>

00:41:09.240 --> 00:41:14.680 align:center
<i>And I don't wanna fall in love</i>

00:41:16.560 --> 00:41:22.280 align:center
<i>No, I don't wanna fall in love...</i>

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- Mm-mm.
- Mm-mm.

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<i>No, I don't wanna fall in love</i>

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<i>Again</i>

00:41:37.360 --> 00:41:38.680 align:center
<i>With you...</i>

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Best... night... ever!

