Mmm
There you go honey.
Enjoy your meal.
Thank you.
Everything good?
Yeah.
You seem to have become good friends with Alex and co.
Yeah.
They're actually pretty nice.
Mm.
Especially Louise.
Daan.
Just forget about it, son.
What?
You heard what I said.
Be careful.
With these rich families,
Nothing's what it seems.
-Jacques, -Listen-
I know-
Anything
You tell them in confidence
Will come back to bite you.
Isn't it the same with all families?
Don't be naive, son.
They will never see you as their equal.
Rich people ain't rich for no reason, yeah?
Uhh…
-Tell me when to stop. -Okay.
Lose something?
Uh,
I've- I've lost my necklace.
Really, this is unbelievable! She-
She works here one day,
One day. and she's already robbing us.
Are you talking about the new one?
Well, honey, you're the one who hired her.
Yeah.
Hey, come on hunny.
Don't start again.
Okay?
Calmly look for it.
What are you doing with a "moron" like me?
Well, love is blind, Alex.
Is it your dad?
Everything I do is stupid anyway so…
You can also just start your club without him.
-I can't do that. -You can.
You can do it.
-Louise. -Mmm.
I can smell human flesh.
Come on, Louise, stop.
Not now, okay?
Okay.
What's your father doing?
I don't know.
Jan?
The wedding planner's here.
Hot.
-Good morning. -Aah!
Oh.
Uh, sorry.
Good morning, sir,
I- um, I'm Melissa, the… New nanny.
Good morning, Dad.
'Morning, honey.
Are you a coffee man?
We sure are lucky with the weather, aren't we?
Good morning.
-Good morning. -Good morning, madam.
Hmmm. Cookies.
-What? -Yeah.
Olivia, did you see Mommy's necklace, the one with the pink stone?
I can't find it.
Umm. No…
Do you want a cookie?
Mmm. No,
No, too much sugar for me.
Coffee.
I'm working on it.
Shit,
She's early…
Who is it?
-Hey! Hello! -Christine!
I'm not quite ready yet.
Come to the kitchen and the nanny will give you a coffee.
Are you going to order it today?
Hey dad.
Hey dad!
-Are you going to order it? -Hm?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
My dad is going to order seed.
How fun,
Planting flowers.
No… Semen from a stallion.
Huh?
Pee-pee juice.
-Olivia! -Pee-pee juice?
Sperm.
-Ah. -Well.
Good morning.
-Good morning. -Hey.
Hey.
Good morning. Uh.
-Melissa, I'm the nanny. -Oh.
-Wow, you're Dutch. -Yeah.
-That's funny. -Yeah.
Can I make you coffee?
No. no, don't bother. I'm leaving soon.
But a, um,
Cookie, -on the other hand. -Yes.
Help yourself.
Hey.
-Hey… -Mwah.
-Ready? -Yes.
Will you make sure that she's properly dressed before you go out?
-Of course. -Great.
-Bye. -Bye.
Ciao.
Mmm
So…
That's, uh,
-Called a june bug then. -Yep.
Yeah, you can see them pretty frequently during this month. But, uh,
The real showpiece of my collection
Is of course the- hermit beetle.
The osmoderma
-Mmm. -Hmm.
-Yeah, -Yeah.
Eremita-
Eremita, is a hermit.
For seventy-five years it was considered extinct,
Hmm. Mm-hmm.
but recently a few of them were discovered in a
Wow.
-It really is a beautiful day today. -Hollow tree on the moors of Bruges.
-Cool. -Yeah.
-Uh… -Yeah, that's another one… Yeah, that's my
Husband Jan,
My youngest daughter Louise
And her boyfriend, Alexander Vandael,
-Son of, uhh… -Patrick Vandael.
Yes, I have done so many events for the Vandael family.
-Mm-hmm -Yeah,
Like Olivia's communion party, for four hundred guests.
-I had no idea Louise was your daughter. -Yeah…!
-Hi. -Anyway,
We were talking about colours, weren't we?
Yeah, uh…
we already agreed on the table linens and the napkins though, right?
-Uh… -Yeah, eggshell white.
Yeah?
-Jan? -'Kay.
-Okay. -Jan!
Come over here.
Yeah, I'm sorry, honey.
Emergency at the hospital…
Oh…
Yeah, I'm sorry.
See you later.
-Okay. -So eggshell white, yeah, we- we-
uhm,because it's matte, we don't do that anymore,
Mmm.
-What? -Hm.
-Okay. -Come on, let's go.
What now?
-Ah. -Yeah, you're right.
-Let's look at this. -Okay.
Okay, I might want to look at some other colors that-
-Uh… sorry. -Uh…
Yeah, we're going as well.
-Ah. Okay. -Yeah, sorry…
Yeah.
Hey, good luck.
-Bye, Louise. -Bye.
I wouldn't do all table linen and napkins in eggshell white anyway.
-What? -Here.
We could also do some white-white. I mean…
I'm not kidding, I think it's pure bullshit.
Seriously, my Mom only thinks about the fucking wedding,
-Well… -The wedding planner calls all the time,
And "our little Emilie is getting married in style."
Alex… gross, you didn't clean that puke up?
It's on the outside, isn't it?
Ugh…
And then she goes "Oh…
Dubois, blah, blah, blah."
And Dad doesn't like it too.
And every time he has had enough,
He gets a call from the hospital.
Emergency.
-Alex… -Mmm
What?
Oops.
Go…
Here you go, Melissa
What is that?
Your gear to go horseback riding.
From my mom's closet.
I don't think that's a good idea.
Oh, she doesn't mind.
Oh.
Yeah, this will fit you forsure.
This'll be fun!
Did you spend the night with him?
-Hi… -That's none of your business.
-Look who's here. -Hey.
Hey, man.
Alright!
-Hey are you still alive? -Hellooo.
Hi, honey!
-Hey. -Hi.
-And now the prettiest of the bunch… -How'd yesterday go?
-Good, good. -Yeah?
-Yeah he's a keeper, I think. -Oh…
-Did you hear that? -A keeper.
-I heard it. -Victor
-Do you think he's the one Viktor? -says he's a keeper.
Hey, he was really great…
-There's Daan. -Hi.
Louise…
-That guy just kept on drinking. -No I think it's normal.
Yeah?
-You know the only thing that uh, -Ah, Daan.
Hey.
You get home okay last night?
For sure.
And you?
Is your hangover bothering you?
No.
Hey, uh…
Do you want to go tubing with us?
I mentioned it yesterday,
Didn't I?
I mean, I think that…
Louise would really like that.
-Um. -Right?
Yeah…
Yeah, but… Um…
Can you prepare… Everything?
-Okay, We're going to change real quick. -Huh?
-Change, yeah, right. -Yeah…
Yeah, yeah.
I'm sure they'll share a towel.
-Yahoo… -Woohoo.
Ahh…
Wait.
What're you doing?
You're just so fucking hot.
-Everyone's waiting for us. -Hmm?
-Yeah, they are. -Yeah.
Let them wait a little longer.
Mmm.
Alex…
This is going to make it so much better.
Ahh.
Eh…
Your turn.
You don't seem to hate it, do you?
Well, If you lie with dogs…
Just make sure you don't lie with the wrong dog.
Hello?
Uncle Jan with the frying pan is here at your door.
-Come on…! -Oh, boy…
Yeah!
-Woooo! -Woo!
Oh, yeah!
I want one with Matti as well!
That's great.
Man, hey, hey.
-Yeah, look at me! -Picture time.
-Oh, yeah. -Look over there.
-Another one Matti. -Yes!
-Ahh! -Alex!
-Come on, guys! -Ahh!
Woo!
Come on…!
Faster…!
What'd he say?
Faster!
Do you know how lucky you are with Alex?
Huh?
Let's go.
The boat's waiting.
Ugh.
-Wooooo! -Wooo!
-Faster! -Faster!
Faster, Melissa!
Faster!
Come on…!
-Woooo! -Wooo!
Faster!
Is this the fastest you can go?
Huh?
Faster!
Aaah!
Huh?
You don't know how to ride a horse, do you?
Uh-
-No. -Don't worry.
I won't tell mom, that you don't know how.
Okay, yeah.
-Oh shit! -Stop the boat.
Oh my god…
Stop the boat.
Hey stop the boat.
Do something.
-A boat accident. -Alex!
Where is he?
-Over there. -The- the beach club.
Over there.
-Right there. -Yes.
-There, there, go over there. -Alex!
-Slow down. -Lex!
-Alex!
-I'm going.
Look!
Alex!
-Alex! -Lex!
-Is he breathing? -Oh my god.
-Daan, he isn't responding! -Oh god.
what do we do?
Alex.
Lex.
-Help… me. -Wake up, come on, Alex.
Alex!
-Hey! -Hey…
Come on, Lex!
Wait Is someone coming right now?
-You sure? -Yes.
Yeah.
-Come on…! -Alex!
My boy,
Oh my god.
-Hey. -Hi…
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I mean, we were terrified when Louise called us.
Hmm
-Hi, Louise. -Hi.
Hi. Thank you.
Hey, I don't want to recieve a phone call like that ever again, do you hear me?
-Hmm. -How did this happen?
Uh-huh.
-Hi… -Hey.
-And who are you? -Oh, hi.
-My name's Daan. -Hi, there.
Hey.
Daan works at the beach. He saved his life.
-Jacques hired a lifeguard? -Mom…
-Mom, -Mmm
please stop.
What?
Daan's not a lifeguard.
Dan's a friend.
A very good friend.
Well yeah, okay, uhm…
But I can still thank him for saving your life,
-Can't I? -Yeah.
So how did this happen?
Um.
I don't know.
And how long did the doctor say you have to stay here?
They said, one night.
If all the tests are okay.
Okay then. That's not so bad, I guess.
Yeah.
Alex, I have to go.
Yeah.
Work.
Okay.
-Friend. -Brother.
-Ma'am. -Mmm.
Ma'am.
How are you getting there?
The hostpital has a bus stop, in front.
-Okay. -No, wait a second.
-You should be taking a cab, young man. -Mom. Don't.
Yeah, lets see.
-Oh. -There you go.
No,
That-
that's not necessary, it's way too much money.
Yeah, but I don't have anything else.
Buy a drink or something to celebrate.
Uh…
Take it.
I'll give you a ride.
Okay.
Thanks.
Oh…
No, that's for the happy ending.
Thank you. I mean it.
Mmm.
Shall we?
Bye- bye, honey.
Okay…
Just one second, I'll text your Dad that everything's alright.
-Yeah. -A happy ending.
Thank god.
Nice camera.
Are you a photographer?
No.
Well, I'd like to study photography one day but it's very-
Expensive.
Well, most of the photographers I know don't even have a degree, so…
Do you know a lot of them?
I mean, I have an art gallery.
Mmm.
Wow!
You can show me.
If you want to, I mean.
Mmm
Okay.
[Chuckle}
What?
Well, I don't know, looking for friends among the staff,
-That's not a habit of yours. -Yeah, I had to-
Make up for something, so…
Really?
Well, I don't need to know all those things.
What do your other friends have to say then?
Well…
Louise and Victor are more than okay with it.
Matti follows everyone else,
So he's okay with it as well
And…
Margaux…
Well, Margaux is a racist herself.
Well I'm not a racist,
But, uh…
Well,
you know, just make sure that he doesn't take advantage of you.
Mom…
Ah-
How… do you recognize a racist?
When someone says 'I'm not a racist,
-Alexander, -but…'
-Yeah, but what? -I mean it.
Yeah.
-Christine is one of my best friends, -Oh, yeah, of course.
so, yeah…
That solves everything.
You leaving?
Yeah.
Honey.
Get home safely?
Yeah.
Ah!
Look who's here!
The most beautiful girl of Knokke and all around here!
Sweet-talker.
Uh, Margaux and the others just left.
Come on.
What would you like to drink?
Madame
Um…
A Diet Coke, please.
Alright, coming up.
Mmm
So, what did you think of my- my future mother-in-law?
Mmm I-
I didn't feel very comfortable to be honest.
Hm.
Yeah…
My mother's even worse than her.
Oh, yeah, Is she?
Mmm Yeah.
What- What'd they say
After-
I left?
Uh- He's a nice guy.
A nice guy?
-Yeah. -Really?
Mm-hm.
Yeah. And
A real hero.
A hero?
-Hm. -Yeah.
So nothing along the lines of:
Since when do you guys hang out with immigrants, or…
Uh… no…
I…
I think the phrase that they said was "the help".
Oh…,
-The help! -Yeah.
Yeah, that's still pretty bad.
He said he thinks I'm a "complete fucking moron".
-Your father would never say that. -No that's what he said. You
weren't even there, were you?
Yeah, what?
He treats you like complete shit as well, Mom!
Hey.
-Alexander. -What?
You know, your father and I sometimes have our little problems, but we love each
-other, okay? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
And occasionally he loves someone else more than you.
What do you mean by that?
Are you hiding something?
-Alexander. -Na-
No.
Nothing. Sorry.
That was good.
I don't know.
Look at this.
What is it?
It's cool.
Like this…?
Like this.
It's mine.
-Whatever. -Come on.
Quartet.
Oooh. I'm sure you play this game a lot with your parents.
No I don't.
They're always too busy for me.
Dad's always building towers and football stadiums.
-Mm. -I don't know.
Hm… And your mom?
Oh, yeah…
Well, she's too busy organizing everything
And-
Doing good things for poor people.
Oh…
She gives money to poor people?
Mm-hm.
Oh. Hi, Mom.
Hey.
How was Alexander?
Uhm…
Good, actually.
The… doctor said that he can go home tomorrow, probably,
So, So it'll
Be just fine, yeah.
Mm-hm
Do you want to join us for a game?
Oh… No…
My mom doesn't like to play games like this.
Well, okay one game.
-Really? -Yeah.
Hm.
Hm. Ooh!
Ah…
-You're playing horse quartets. -For you…
Yeah.
Let's shuffle.
TO LOUISE: SICK OF THIS PLACE
I WANT TO LEAVE!
So stupid.
Yeah, that…
That was someone who tried to do a stupid prank.
Ooo…
-He, he, he. -Well,
-Mm-hm… -Well…
Careful.
Hey, look out.
Don't fall.
Quartet.
-Oh. -I won.
Quartet.
But that's…
Not possible, I only have three cards left.
Who has my last card?
Oh… Uh…
The pillows, you can always find everything there.
Okay.
Hey…!
Oh, Thanks.
Oh, look,
Mom!
I found your necklace!
I'd thought i'd lost it!
Oh honey, I'm so glad you found it.
Mhmm.
Another game, Melissa?
Yeah. Yeah.
Do you want to play with us?
You don't have to be so formal with me.
Mmm
Enjoy the game. Hm?
Mmm
I'M COMING OVER HONEY, WHERE ARE YOU?
Is there a problem?
Yeah…
A big problem?
Well…
Five feet eleven.
Cute.
Arrogant.
Lies in a hospital bed feeling down and out.
Hmm.
It's all my fault.
Mm-hm
The fact that he fell.
I took the steering wheel…
I don't know. It's just that sometimes he really gets under my skin.
It's like one minute he's-
Mmm
Unbearable and,
And then the next he's very charming.
Mmm
I don't ever remember him being charming.
Well…
Maybe it's just a mask or something.
Maybe underneath it all there's someone good.
Just a good guy.
Sometimes I wonder if…
What?
Mmm
Here.
What?
Wait, what is that?
A shark's tooth.
What?
I-
What?
It's for you.
What?
Why?
I-
I mean.
It-
Why?
It- Yeah.
I…
Yeah,
Stupid.
Never mind.
Yeah.
You wanted to, uh…
To comfort me or what?
Ya- Yeah.
-Wait, with a shark's tooth? -Yeah, with a shark's tooth.
-Daan, I'm not a ten-year-old girl. -Yeah…
Okay…?
Sorry.
-Ugh… -Ahh.
But…
But, when you said…
"Sometimes I wonder…"
That's
Where I saw a ten-year-old girl.
Who's…
Hurting a lot but is…
Unable to share with anyone.
What?
I want it.
What do you want?
I want the shark's tooth.
-You want the shark tooth now. -Yeah…
Now you do?
Yeah.
I changed my mind.
You changed your mind.
-Okay. -Yeah!
Well…
You're too late.
-No…! -Your loss.
-Come on, I want that shark's tooth! -No,
It's mine.
-Give it to me… -Try to take it.
What's with you and your fucking shark tooth…!
Daan…!
Thank You…
You're welcome.
ANSWER ME DAMN IT WHERE ARE YOU?
-Ugh. -That tooth can be-
It can- Seriously,
That tooth can be between forty.-
And sixty-five million years old.
Oh, wow.
Is it expensive?
No…
It's not expensive.
It is rare, though.
-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.
Are you happy?
-Yeah. -See?
So,
Money
Really
Doesn't buy happiness.
Uhh…
-What is it? -But…
You can have a lot of fun with it.
Yeah.
Well, cheap things can be fun as well, right?
Yeah, yeah.
No… -Ugh! -Hey, I'm not talking about having sex, okay?
Okay, okay.
For years I had a lot of fun at camping sites with families who actually saved
-money to go on vacation. -Ah,
okay…
Have you even been on a camping site?
-Yeah… -Yeah?
Yeah!
When I was little.
Really?
-Yeah… -Which one?
Camping site…
Uh,
France, I think.
Camping site France.
Okay, yeah.
Okay.
Never been.
Speaking of camping sites,
I'm going to some real camping.
Mm-hm
Ooo…
Hey, come on.
-Hello, this is Louise's voicemail. Leave… -Come on, fuck.
Mr. Vandael, has the doctor seen you yet?
Yep.
Says everything's alright.
I'm afraid that you can't leave without permission, you know that.
I think I can.
-No, I don't think so. -Well, I think so…
To the camping site…!
Alexander,
-Where is Dad? -Wait, weren't you…
Uhm… in…
Hi, I'm uh,
Melissa, the new nanny…
Where's my father?
He's in the study, I believe.
Not again about the Crazy Lulu, right?
Well, don't you want to know how I'm doing?
Well, apparently.
I just-
Got out of the hospital.
Mmm.
Your mom already told me that.
Yeah.
I've made a decision.
I'm starting up the Crazy Lulu, and because I'm a "fucking moron" anyway, I
won't bother you about it any more.
Not only are you a complete fucking moron…
But you also think that you're a real big deal, Huh?
Hm?
Stay put when I'm talking to you…!
You know, you're playing with fire, buddy.
Maybe I should just tell mom then, huh?
How you really paid for the Fontana.
You just couldn't resist, could you?
Did it have to be one of her best friends again?
Hm?
Mmm.
Get the hell out of here!
Get the hell out of here…!
Hey!
Calm down!
Hey, Calm down!
Hey!
Get out.
Get out!
Get the fuck out…!
I don't want to see you anymore.
Understand?
Listen to me, that is the last time that you threaten me in my own house,
understand?
Patrick!
What the hell is going on in here?
Honey…
Ah… Fuck.
-Ah… -Here, tilt it up.
-Alex. -Careful.
Ah…