Dude.
What an asshole…
Forget about it.
Scotch on the rocks.
Tell me, why am I not surprised that you're involved in all of this?
Well, because you're not easily surprised, Patrick.
Yeah…
you haven't changed at all.
You've only gotten worse.
You think it's funny?
Yeah. Yeah, I think it's really funny.
And especially because it's coming from you.
-Hurry. -No.
No.
No… No…
-I have to work tonight. -No, Daan.
Hey they're going to notice.
-Come on. -No…
Another time, okay?
-Uh-huh. -Ugh.
You're not a business man, Jacques.
Mmm.
Single malt on the rocks.
Give me another one.
No insight.
No talent.
And thank God I realized that in time,
right?
Otherwise I might've become a café owner.
Don't you worry about me, okay?
I can take care of myself.
No insight,
and no talent.
And no backbone either.
Do you know what the problem is when men have no backbone?
They're easily satisfied.
You give them a little trifle…
they immediately bite.
So what exactly are you trying to say to me, Patrick?
Ha,
do you have a moment? Got the time?
Wow!
Recognize it?
You could have…
gotten at least five times as much for this watch, you know?
Yeah, the day after you sold them, those guys were already at my door.
I really don't know what you got for them, but I paid one hundred and fifty thousand
euros for my own watches…
So what do you want?
What'd you say?
What do you want?
I just want you to pay me back.
And then…
we'll forget it. I mean it.
We'll start over with a clean slate, just like…
a good landlord does.
A landlord?
What's that have to do with it?
I bought the concession.
Where that shack of yours is located.
You can expect a registered letter tomorrow.
And soon I'll drop by with the shareholders and we'll take a look around
and see what we can build on that part of the beach.
But you can…
you can start packing.
Father.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Ha. Look who's here.
Mm.
There you go.
-Woohoo! -Congratulatons, cool place.
Enjoy it,
while it lasts.
Soon it'll be shut down.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Ugh…
Ahh…
-Everything alright? -Yeah, I'm doing good.
-Alright cool, let's get food. -Woohoo!
Wait, where's are we going?
-Woo! -It's close by I think.
Come on, who wants another glass of champagne?
-Hey. -Hmm?
Lex.
Fuck… your dad…
I mean it.
-Just keep going. -Yeah, he's such an-
-asshole, I can't believe it… -M-hmm.
An asshole in my opinion, Lex…
Do you want to know what I think?
Definitely…
a small- dick.
A very…
small…
willie.
Definitely…
HEY BRO THANKS FOR YESTERDAY, YOU HELPED ME A LOT. SEE YOU LATER.
Hi…
Hi.
Mmm.
Hey…
I've only slept for two hours…
I haven't slept at all.
Yeah, that's even better…
I'm really fucking horny…
Mmm…
And you have a boner…
Morning wood doesn't count.
What?
Morning wood?
Wait, what is morning wood?
-This? -Yeah…
that's morning wood…
Wood is wood…
Mmm.
I'll just start.
And you can follow…
I'm in love with you…
Yeah…
that's not how
dirty talk works…
Okay…
but I'm being serious…
It's not just some crazy fling…
I mean it, it's has never been like that for me.
Dear… Daan…
Hey…
Come back.
Louise.
Yeah…?
I really think that you should go back to Alex now.
What?
He doesn't deserve this.
Act normal.
He really needs you.
Alex is a fucking
asshole…
No, no, no, no, no. no.
I'm- the fucking asshole.
We are the
fucking assholes…
-That's not true…! -Hey!
Take it back!
That's not true…!
-Hey just calm down! -It's-
Not true!
Daan! Daan…!
Go back to Alex…
Hi…
-Mm. -You're so wet…
That's cause I see you.
No, I'm talking about your hair…
Hm.
I was in the shower.
Come on.
What?
Nothing, you just look incredible…
You think so…?
Mmm.
Ugh.
Hey, don't, don't, don't, I'm going to fall! Ah!
Seriously?
-What is it with you…? -What…?
Huh?
I don't know, you radiate so much sex…
You keep saying that…
And you just keep on radiating…
I don't know.
Maybe I'm just really happy?
Tell me, girls who are so happy…
The girls who shine…
What drives them…?
Mm.
What do they think about, Huh?
-I don't know. -Tell me, what is their biggest secret…?
Mmmm.
"I'm not addicted, you know…
It's just that I really need it…"
Ahh…
"I like to fuck Daan while Alex is off working."
What'd you say?
Don't you know it?
Huh?
Jambers…
You should look it up on YouTube.
Coming next week: sluts who play a double game and then keep on denying it.
Fuck you, man!
Fucking slut!
Fuck you…!
-Yeah…! -Ha!
Hey.
-I'm going to win…! -Oh…
Ahh…
Hey, we've got at least four hundred seashells…
Yes!
We're super rich now…
-You're a really great nanny… -Wow cool…
I really enjoy spending time with you.
Um,
I don't understand why those other nannies didn't stay…
Yeah.
Mom didn't like them very much.
But she does like you…
And Claudia.
Claudia…?
Mmhm
She always gave my mom massages…
-Mom! -Oh…
So did you like Claudia as well?
Yeah…
-Hello… -How many do you have?
They're pretty, huh?
Seventy seashells…
for a flower…
That's a lot, you know that…?
Fine fifty, a special price for you two.
Hurry go to your mom now.
-Before they're all gone. -Okay.
Hey, but wait,
isn't fifty the normal price…?
Always make the customer think they're getting a deal, you know?
Oh…
So are you also sad that Claudia left…?
Yeah…
And she didn't even say goodbye to me.
Hello…
Hi…
They're pretty, huh?
Alex?
Ugh!
Ahh…!
If you even put one
fucking
step in the Crazy Lulu
or even come close to Louise…
I swear…
I'm going to fucking
kill you…!
I- I-
I-
-I trusted you… -No- no- no- no.
Get the hell out of here.
Get out, Alex,
get out!
Get out of here, asshole.
Jesus…
Yeah.
Mm.
Hey…
Did you rat me out to Alex?
What?
Did you rat me out…?
Not at all. He saw you kissing Daan…
Louise…
You're my best friend and I'm worried about you…
Yeah, but Alex was with someone else, you knew and you didn't tell me…
That's different…
Is it different because Alex is a boy?
But Louise is a slut
who hits on his friend.
No?
You and Alex are such a nice couple…
I've always looked up to the both of you.
It make's me sad.
FROM ANOUK: DELIVERY 6:30 PM AT THE HARE
Bellini?
Here.
Thanks.
Oh.
Let's look.
Sorry.
Looks like you're going to enjoy this for quite a while.
Here we go.
Almost, almost, almost.
-Almost. -Ah…!
Yes…
Can you hold this yourself?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Thanks.
It's okay.
My parents aren't home,
and I've organized a bachelorette party in the villa.
And Emilie doesn't know anything…
What?
And your mom and dad know?
Of course they do.
They paid for everything…
I just need to clean up.
Nice…
And who'd you invite?
Hm?
Twenty of her most boring friends.
Okay.
But we'll be twenty-one if you come too.
Duh…
Mmm… It's a boring party, so you can't miss it.
I mean nobody's more boring than you are.
Whaa…
Bring your bikini, and we'll get them
shit- faced…
and then it will be fun after all
-Thanks. -Yeah.
Hey put your cap back on.
Jesus…
He said he doesn't like my style…
Oh…
And so then he-
just decided to um…
beat you half to death.
Do you really think,
that I'm that stupid?
Daan.
He thought that Louise and I…
He thought.
No he didn't think…
He found out about you…
You know I warned you…
Out of the way.
Jacques…
When I, uh…
was about your age, I uh…
I had… three…
-rock bands… -Mm.
Three…
And all three…
They all split up in the end.
Why do you think?
I don't know.
Testosterone.
From the very moment?
Someone brought his girlfriend along…
everything went to shit…
Okay,
what can I do?
Talk to Alex maybe?
And why would I?
Cause you're the boss of The Lulu.
Why would you think that?
Well,
becasue you've got fifty-one percent of the shares, and…
-and Alex has forty-nine…? -No, no, no, no, no, no, no…
It's the other way around.
And he's one hundred percent right…
Sorry.
Jacques…
Can I come back to work here?
Go get your uniform…
Is she sleeping?
Like a baby…
Hmm… that's great…
Yeah…
Well, I'll get going…
Yeah.
Aperitif…?
Uh. Yeah…
Sounds great.
You know where the glasses are.
Help yourself.
Are you busy…?
I'm throwing a suprise party for Patrick…
It just requires…
a lot of preparation.
Ugh…
Hi…
One thousand…
What?
For one ounce…
One thousand…
-And for me…? -What do you mean?
A deal for your friend?
No, we're not friends…
Okay…
Thanks…
Yeah…
You know you sure do look better than Daan does right now…
I don't know what to say, apparently men have worse stamina…
You know Alex beat the shit out of Daan…
What?
Tsk…
How bad is it…?
I guess you could say he'll survive…
When did you talk to him?
Have fun at your party…
Anouk, have you seen him?
Have a good time.
Anouk…!
Ff… Fuck…!
Hey, this is Daan.
Leave a message after the…
Proust…
-Cheers… -Proust.
Hey, this is Daan.
Leave a message after the…
Okay, it's none of my business,
but I'm curious how do you do it…?
What?
How happy are you after…
twenty-five years of marriage?
None of your business…
Oh. Okay…
-Uh-huh. -Okay.
You know, life isn't always sunshine and rainbows…
Right?
That's true…
Hey, this is Daan.
Mm.
Yeah… Oh.
Ow, I cricked my neck…
-Uff… -Hm.
-Here let me… -No…
I just have to call my chiropractor… It'll be okay…
Well…
-She should have some time… -Hold on, if you let me I can…
Hey, this is Daan.
Leave a message after the…
Fuck…!
You see with most people, the tension is located here…
Pain?
Yeah…
Hmm.
-Hey… -Hey, Louise.
So everyone's in the garden. Uhm,
take a glass…
Thank you.
Ah…!
Ah!
It's so pretty…
I was allowed to spend.
Thank you.
Fucking frumps.
Ehm…
Ah…
It's just unbelievable, you remind me… so…
-so… -Ut. much
of someone that I
-know… -Oh, yeah…?
Who's that?
It doesn't matter.
It's
-not -Mmm.
-Important. -Nooo…
Who is it then?
Hm?
-Mmm. -Who?
Claudia was her
name.
Yeah, she used to work here as a nanny, as well…
Ah…
Yeah, and Olivia loved her very much.
Hm.
Uhm…
Uh.
Oh, what am I doing…?
Oh…
sorry…
I must just be really drunk…
That was really inappropriate…
-S… -Hey it's okay, really…
-I'll- I'll see you tomorrow. -Yeah…
-Surprise! -Surprise!
What?
-Is this for me…? -Here.
-Sure. -Oh, my God!
-Thank you, Lou… -Hi…
Did you organize all of this?
-Yes. -Ah…!
Oh, Lou…
Oh my god…
-Hey babe… -Oh… Hey, girl!
Surprised?
-Yes, super surprised! -Ah, Emilie!
-It's so nice that you guys are here. -Here.
Yes, thank you…
-Hi… -Hey…
-Hey, honey… Hi! -Oh…
-Hey, -Thank you…
-Hi, Margaux. -Hey…
-Muah. -Congratulations.
Ahh…
Okay, boss, one more bottle of rosé, two mojitos
and a gin and tonic.
Bottle of rosé.
People are… Wait, what else was it?
A bottle of rosé, and-
Olá…
-Ugh… -Be caref-
-Hey leave it, -Ah…! just leave it.
Goddammit.
I'll clean it up.
No…
No, serve all the customers first…
Woohoo!
Sure…
Woo!
Hey…
Here…
Yay…!
-Everything okay? -Yeah…
it's okay.
Thank you.
Hey.
Where are Margaux and Louise, huh?
-Yeah! -They're in her villa
-with those boring girls. -Ah,
-Emilie's bachelorette party. -Yes!
Great…
-A bunch of drunk women together, -Wait for me.
Fun!
Yeah, I don't think we're missing much…
Boo!
Ah… this is so…
great!
Thank you…
-I haven't seen you like this in a while. -Ah…
How so?
You know, you don't smile anymore.
Ah,
yeah, I know…
You know, -the wedding's so exhausting… -Uh-huh
-You'll understand when it's your turn… -Ah…
please, no…
I really don't want that.
-Mm. -Well,
you won't be able to avoid it, you know that right?
No, I will, I will.
Because,
mom is having her heyday with you right now.
So then mine will be much more low-key…
Mmm.
Well, I just don't think mom sees it that way…
Well…, I don't really care, because I decide my own life…
Wait a sec, what do you mean when you say that?
Nothing. I'm just saying, did you chose a master's degree in Business Engineering…?
-Yeah. -And were
you…
the one who chose Charles?
-Yeah… -Honestly?
Honestly, Emilie?
-Was it actually you…? -Charles is a
good guy…
Comes from a good family…
Yes, that's true, but I want to hear you say: I am so in love
with him.
I want you to hear you say: Louise, I am so
fucking
in love with Charles,
I really am and I miss him so hard…
if I don't hear him for a few hours.
When- when-
he calls my phone,
I feel it in my throat.
My heart starts beating
one hundred miles per hour,
and
every day that you are together with him, is the best day of your life. You deserve
this…
you really deserve this.
Yeah, I just feel…
really strange…
What…?
I don't know…
melancholic and,
happy…
-Aww. -And so… fucking horny…
Just wait…
Where are you going to now?
You are all the
most…
epic fucking
boring girls ever…
Oh, my God…!
It's the big bad wolf…!
Ahh…
Yes girl…
-Woohoo! -Woohoo!
Woo…!
Yes…!
Ahh…
Woo…!
Oooo…
Oh, yeah…
-Ooo… -Yes…!
-Take it off! -Oh yeah, take it off…
-Woo…! -Woohoo…
-Ooo… -Woo… Oh yeah…
Woohoo…!
-Woo! -Yes…!
Yes, get it girl…
Yes, get it!
-Woohoo! -Oh yeah…!
Woo…!
Woo! Woohoo!
-Thank you. -Bye.
-Hey. -Good night.
Hey have a good night…
-Bye. -Bye.
Mom?
-It tastes like there is no mixer in it… -Aw.
Ah…
-Mom… -what have you done…?
Alex did this…
He did?
Yeah,
he found out
and…
-he turned up -but…
with a hockey stick. Yeah…
-And he… Um. -Yeah.
Okay.
Where…
Did you go to the hospital…?
No, Anouk patched me up.
-Okay. -Mmhm.
How was your day?
I was right about Patrick.
Okay…
He did something to Claudia.
Eleonore was in love with her…
I know, because of Olivia.
And from Eleonore herself.
Because after two bottles of wine,
she thought that I looked like her,
and then she started kissing me.
-Kissing? -Yeah…
Wait just kissing…?
No…
then we started pounding away on each other…
with strap-on dildo's in front of the fireplace…
-What the fuck…? -Daan…
Maybe it's time you start watching less porn…
Geeze…
Hey…, but after she kissed me…,
she turned red and got uncomfortable…
She went to the kitchen…
Hey…
Are you okay…?
Well…
Still seeing her?
No?
Maybe that's better…
I don't know.
Hey, boss.
-Is that your boss? -Yeah?
Yeah… Uh…
Jacques,
Mom,
-Mom, -Mom?
Mom!
Jacques.
Nice to meet you.
-Hello… -Hi.
I'm Melissa.
Uh…
Wait a sec, do we know each other?
No…,
I don't think so… No.
I-
-Uhm… -I swear that I, um…
Sir? Sorry…
-Yeah, -Madam? sorry…
but, uhm, these mojitos just really aren't any good…
Well, listen, I've been slinging mojitos like that for forty years.
Yeah…
Can I have some bubbles?
Take it.
Ahh…
Oh, yeah.
Wait. Wait, wait.
-Ah, yes. Ah… -Oooo…
Yeah.
Ahh…
-Yes. -Hey…
-Come on. -What?
-Is that Emilie's wedding gown…? -Yeah…!
You're crazy!
Yee- haa…!
You're just so…
fffucking cool…
I just love you so much…
So how many of those chocolates did you eat…?
Two. Three.
No…
Emilie had five…!
So do you like it?
Delicious.
I secrectly sprinkled them all with molly.
What?
I sprinkled them-
with a bunch of Molly…
I thought I felt different after drinking that champagne…
You were…
so far gone…
You went too far.
Went too far…?
You gave a fucking dancing wolf a blow job!
Yeah, because you drugged me,
-bitch! -What the fuck…?
You're completly sick in the head!
You're a fucking frump from a nun school! So, fuck you…!
-I hate you…! -Right!
Back…!
No, but you don't understand.
I was trying to say something different.
I wouldn't call it a mistake…
It's just a misunderstanding…
Know what I mean?
I'm all about having a good time.
Sometimes that means you speak without thinking…
You only live once at the same time if you can clear up a misunderstanding you
should.
To each their own at the end of the day.
I've been talking your ear off…
-What do you think? -Wow!
What a party?
-This is going to hurt tomorrow… -I know, right?
Luckily I can sleep all day if I want to.
What's wrong with her?
Fucking slut…!
-Okay. -Melissa,
Have a good night.
-It was really nice meeting you. -Yeah.
-See you tomorrow, son, -See ya.
-Good night. -Good night.
And be on time, okay!
-Yeah, yeah. -Oh.
No.
No…
Lou!
Lou.
Lou!
Lou. Lou! h. -Oh.