'Beauty & Beast'
'Vikram'
'Amy Jackson'
'Santhanam'
'Sarath Kumar'
Welcome, sir
Looking lovely
- Diya! - Aunty!
Hello Police?
What's there in the basket, sir?
Apple
"32- 22- 32"
"Knock- out lady, is she?"
"Fashion lady, is she?"
"Rocket lady, is she?"
"32- 22- 32 Supermodel lady, is she?"
"Lady Beautiful lady, is she?"
"Sexy lady, is she? Liked by millions, is she?"
"Lady Beautiful lady, is she?"
"Sexy lady, is she? Liked by millions, is she?"
"Lady Beautiful lady, is she?"
"Sexy lady, is she? Liked by millions, is she?"
"Lady Beautiful lady, is she?"
"Sexy lady, is she? Liked by millions, is she?"
"Melting ice cream- Is that her eyes' theme?"
"Black coffee- maybe the fragrance of her hair let free?"
"Crispy chip- is that a word on her tongue's tip?"
"Fizzy soft drink- Her zesty spirit, I think!"
"Climbing onto a tongue's end, Chocolates, she does vend!"
"She gets stuck in hearts beneath, Like chewing gum in teeth"
"On a winding cement road, far, She takes one along in a car"
"Lady Beautiful lady, is she?"
"Sexy lady, is she? Liked by millions, is she?"
"Lady Beautiful lady, is she?"
"Sexy lady, is she? Liked by millions, is she?"
"Lady Beautiful lady, is she?"
"Supermodel lady, is she?"
"Lady Beautiful lady, is she?"
Sir, looks like he has got on the train and escaped with that girl
Who knows which train going in which direction?!
Help!
Hey, unchain me!
Unchain me!
Who are you?
Why have you brought me here?
Is it for money?
Tell me how much you want I'll give it
What are you going to do to me?
Are you going to kill me?
Or, are you going to rape me?
What is that you want?
Who are you?
Tell me! Who are you?
What brother? Over already?
[Arnold Gym]
Babu, these guys are new admissions Take care, okay?
Guys, this is your master 'Gym' Babu
- Good morning, sir - Okay! Okay!
What's this?
If you go near a maternity ward, looks like they will admit you right away
- What's with you? - Within one month, I must expand, sir
Tie a stone and jump into the sea
Don't need a month In a day, you'll expand and come ashore
Look at the specimens I get!
Go on First day, dust the equipment, get going
Hey, where's the Red Bull?
Who is this guy, wiping his leg on the treadmill?
Hey, yellow T- shirt! What's the crowd here?
Move aside
Who is this, all white and wearing a wig?
A cine artiste, sir
Who? This one?
Sir, your name?
'Terra star' Keerthi Vasan
Hey, isn't there a guy like this already?
That is me!
What are you doing here?
- Getting fit - Why?
I'm to be the hero in Endhiran Part 2
Hey, are you going to be 'Chitti'?
With that pot belly, you want to be 'Chitti'?!
I have a song shoot in AVM this week
Shankar sir has asked me to come prepared
Oh, no! How horrible!
- Okay, who is the heroine? - Katrina Kaif
A shot where I've to lift the heroine That's why I'm getting fit
Hey, you can't even lift a 'Katrika (eggplant)'!
And you're going to lift Katrina, is it?
- Okay, learnt dancing? - Yes, from Kala master
Why don't you dance a bit and show?
Hey!
What's this, you're dancing like a kid in new briefs?!
Hey!
Zip it! And who might you be?
International 'Terra Star' Keerthi Vasan Fan Club chairman!
- Fan Club? - Yes!
In Tamilnadu alone, I have 60 lakh fans
That is very, very true! But there are not there to admire you
They are just there on internet to rag you!
Hello mister! Don't tease me so much
Know this In 2016, I'll be the CM
Hey, looking like a wig- wearing brass- pot, you say you'll be CM!
45 years ago, if the star 'MGR' had said that he'd be CM, would you have believed?
35 years ago, if Rajinikanth had said he'd be Superstar, would you have believed?
I too, am exactly like that!
Is there no limit to your confidence?
In that same 2016, a deadly murderer will come to be
- He will slay you! - Who is that?
None other than me!
Hey, Lingesa!
Lingesa!
Lingesa, see here!
Lingesa, here!
Lingesan, what happened?
What else will happen, if you make a stew of the body?
The Mr Tamilnadu championship competition is on the day after tomorrow
He worked out non- stop So he's conked out
- Give me the water - Lingesa!
Doctor!
Even water must be given only in spoonfuls like gripe water
Then only the cuttings will be clear Give it to me I'll give him
Lingesa, have some water Breathe out well
Get up
Doctor?
Sorry, doctor Come, let's start your workout
Lingesan, should you be straining your body so much?
More than 200 body-builders are coming from all districts
There will be tough competition
Only if I win this, I can compete in Mr India
Come, doctor Double arm swing
Watch your legs!
Doctor
About the sponsorship for Mr Tamilnadu competition
Oh, sorry I forgot
Don't mistake me
It's costing me more than a lakh That's why I'm asking
No problem at all If you win, I'll be very happy
- Here you go - Thanks a lot, doctor
Sir, 65
Sir, 60
Sir, 75
Who is he, man? His 'physics (physique)' is tight!
He is 'Erikarai' Lingesan, 'body' He is from Arnold Gym
I thought there was no one to beat me Looks like he will give a tough fight
Listen Don't work out all night Be relaxed
Who are these guys, asking a lift from people walking?
Brother, this is the last year for 'body'
Next year, he will have an age bar
Only if he wins this year, he can get a government railway job
Don't come to the competition tomorrow like a big shot!
Quietly, withdraw
What? Withdraw?
Look at them!
From when I was a small kid, wanting to be Mr Tamilnadu
I have been working day and night, for so many years
And he's asking me like some don!
Dear don darlings, bro here wants to become Mr Tamilnadu
...and Mr India too That's his aim in life
And you are asking him to withdraw just like that!
Come with me, I'll buy a banana each for you to suck
- Hey **, shut it! - Leave it, 'body'
Do you know who brother is?
- Who? - 'Pattinapakkam' Ravi
He has lain four or five
He might get AIDS or something Do a checkup!
He has slain four or five people Even the police couldn't touch him
Hey, Police! Police!
- Shut your mouth! - Take your hand, man
Just when I say 'Police', you are trembling
And he has slain four or five, it seems!
Hey, what else?
If you call yourself a man, win the competition and get the job
Leaving that, like a wimp, don't ask me to quit!
Go, do what you can You come, Babu
- Move aside - Hey!
Mom!
Mom, don't change that
You crappy fellow! Standing like a Kumbh Mela sadhu!
- Give me that - Oh!
Step aside
Yuck! Close your YouTube!
Early in the morning, what crap!
Hey, look at her
Fair as a temple coconut! Smile like a split lentil!
Squeeze in two chilies too Make a chutney and have it!
Hey, guys are fans of Trisha, Anushka, Namitha
Why even, Sona
You are the only one drooling over this Diya
Hey, he likes her he's seeing What's your problem?
If he just sees, it's okay There's no end to his craziness!
See how great your son is!
Just because that girl had posed for it, he has bought women's stuff
If you get a soap, a shampoo fine!
Why does he need this?
I'll use it as a pillow!
- Then, this nighty? - If I don't wash my 'lungi', I'll use it
Then, if you don't wash your vest, will you wear this?
- Hey, give that to me! - Sister!
I'll use it as an 'Idli' cloth
Like 'Khushboo' Idli, 'Diya' Idli, is it?
Let the whole family steam it and eat away!
Hey, Lingesa! It's getting late for the competition, get ready
Don't get tensed
- Look straight at the judges - Okay
Within your timing, show your full force
Don't worry, 'body' You are the one with mass and muscle
You will only win, for sure
Didn't you see his Front Lat muscle? What if he beats me in 'definition'?
In Back Double Bicep, not a man here to beat you!
Those competing in the '75 kilo' category are requested to come on stage
Lingesa!
Front Double Arm Biceps
Front Lat Muscle
Side Chest Muscle
Back Double Arm Biceps with Calf Muscle
Back Lat Muscle
Side Triceps Muscle
Front Abdominal and Thigh Muscle
The third round for the five men selected in the second round
Musical pose
Trunk no 170 and trunk no 37, give a comparison
It has got to be Lingesan in 'definition'!
The one selected for the finals in the '75 kilo' category:
Trunk no 170, 'Erikarai' Lingesan
Those competing in the '85 kilo' category are requested to come onstage
Hey! Come on, 'body'! Come on!
Seven compulsory poses
Come on, 'body'!
The one selected for the championship round in the '85 kilo' category:
Trunk no 73 'Pattinapakkam' Ravi
The final round 'Champion of Champions' will happen at 5 pm
Jump across the backyard fence and run away!
Else, I'll do you in here
Look at that!
Look at the face who's going to do me in!
If you are scared of losing, you run away!
Hey, lock the doors
Come on
Let's go, guys
Come on, you loser hens!
The winner 'Erikarai' Lingesan
Will be crowned by the chief guest 'Supreme Star' Sarathkumar
As 'Mr Tamilnadu, Champion of Champions'
- Maintaining body well, sir - Congrats
- Thanks a lot, sir - Keep it up!
Thanks, doctor
Without your sponsorship, I wouldn't have come this far
Just say your hard work hasn't gone waste
Thanks, doctor
Greetings, son
Delighted!
Every year, the one who wins in the body building competition...
...becomes the model of our 'Shakthi Mitra' company
This year, you will be the model
Here's the advance 1001 rupees
Happy?
What, oldie? Do you stop with selling 'Shakthi Mitra'?
Had you licked the bottle cap daily, wouldn't you have put on some muscle?
Forget it What's the use at this age?
Son, my agents will contact you
See you
Thanks, brother
You have spoilt my future, haven't you?
I'll make sure you don't have a future!
Hey!
Ice, Cup-ice, Milk-ice, Cone-ice
Ice
Hello
108, Ambulance service?
Come to Pattinapakkam Valluvar Street immediately
In house number 18, a man is fighting for his life
Hey! What's this?
Who is it?
You?
What are you going to do?
Are you going to kill me?
More than that!
Hey, open the door
Save me!
Hey, save me!
Save me, please
Save me
Save
- Ravi! - Ravi brother!
Ice, Cup-ice, Milk-ice, Cone-ice
Ice, Cup-ice, Milk-ice
Hello Where? Shoot at AVM?
5 boys? I'll bring them
Order a hefty breakfast, my dear!
Super Super
Hey, weigh this and tell me how much
What are you looking at? Just weigh it!
What, man?
You gave 2 rupees and lifted a 400 rupees magazine?
- Okay...okay! - Give it!
Yeah, I remembered they have called for five 'gym boys' in AVM
You, coming?
Hey, what? Sarcastic, eh?
Asking me to come as a gym boy!
Who am I? Mr Tamilnadu!
Whether Mr Tamilnadu or Mr Chettinadu If you come, there's a benefit
Whatever it is, I'm not coming
Okay, don't come as 'gym boy' Come as 'drool boy'
'Drool boy'? What are you saying, man?
It is an advertisement shoot Know who is coming?
Your girl!
Diya?
- Really? - Then what unreal?
Hey, a fly might get in and take a poop, close your mouth
Did you make this at 4 am? The chutney is stale
- Pour the sambar! - When will she come?
What to do with him?!
The ADs themselves are sitting quiet and he's worried!
Hey, boys! All alert!
Madam is here
This guy, is it?
Give me another Idli
- Hi, boys! - Yes stop, 'Terra star'!
Who let you inside AVM?
Didn't I tell you there's Endhiran shooting in second floor?
What's with the two lines on your head?
Part Two
I'll pour this stale chutney on your face!
Go!
- Has Katrina come? - Yes, waiting for you
- Is he really acting as Chitti? - No, sir
He is acting as the mental person who keeps saying that
Has he become mental?
He is a method actor, sir He becomes the part he plays
He looks like a pot himself and this one is a bucket for him!
Look at his face, go
Hi!
Dude! Hey!
Hey! Move aside! Make way!
No issue Why put on a scene?
- You step aside - Protection, man!
You made a fuss to come as a 'gym boy', now, why show off?
Hey! Hey! Go, man
Why squeeze oranges on my shoulder?
Introduce me
Madam! Excuse me
We are your circle of protection, 'Gym boys'
He is a mad fan of yours Why don't you say a hello?
Come close
- Hey, sexy body, man - Thanks, madam
Mr Tamilnadu, madam
Oh wow! Congrats
Thanks, madam
Only his body is like Arnold's
His heart is like a granny's pancake, very soft
This is my visiting card, madam
- Your autograph, madam - Put it, madam
He's not just your fan
He's your mixer, grinder, washing machine, everything
All he watches on TV are your advertisements
Really?
Because you endorsed it, he bought nighty, bra and sanitary napkins
Oh God!
- Thanks, madam! - Thank you
- Hi, Diya! - Hi
- Where are you going, Kailash? - It's okay, ma'am
We'll wait outside
What's the plan for the evening, babe?
Let's go out for dinner
And then
Then, let's have some fun!
Real fun!
You know what I mean?
Diya, have some heart
How long I've been asking!
Sorry, John
No matter how long you ask, my answer is still no
Hey, how long are you going to be 'goody-goody' like this?
It's outdated, man
Everyone is enjoying their life It's very common in our profession
Look, John! I'm not that type
I love my profession That's why I'm doing modeling
Don't expect anything else from me
Hey, come on Don't take life so seriously
There is nothing wrong in it, baby
Tonight
Come inside
The director will shout Let's get ready
Everybody out Field clear
- Please go outside - Sir, he's our chief guest!
Okay! Stand-by, please
- Roll camera - Rolling
And, Action!
Oh no, the mountain is down! The mountain is down!
- Cut! - Bring some water
Lingesa! Bring some water
What happened?
Madam, as he saw you in an Idli cloth, he fainted
Lingesa!
Lingesa! Get up!
What happened, Mr Tamilnadu?
Oh no!
He's gone into a coma! Madam!
Madam, please close your Google!
- Call the ambulance - Somebody take care of him
Diya, come, let's take this shot
This is my beauty secret Nature power soap
- Tonight? - Never
- Why? - I don't like you
No, cut it It's not happening
Yeah, it's not happening Tell her
Do like this
Oh! Cut it!
Chemistry, John! Chemistry!
Sushil sorry, I'm not in the mood We'll shoot tomorrow
Pack up
Madam!
He is your fan Can we click a pic?
- Okay, sure - Come, come
- Are you alright, Mr Tamilnadu? - Yes, madam
As all your spare parts are covered, no problem!
Click, man
Why such a big gap between you both?
Come closer
Shoulder...cover it!
Reverse! She's getting tensed
Look here...!
"For the first time, I saw you"
"Stunned, I stood, without a clue!"
"Without even pouring kerosene, you made me burn hotter"
"Me, who is hand pump water!"
"Mesmerized, I am!"
"For the first time, I saw you"
"Stunned, I stood, without a clue!"
"Without even pouring kerosene, you made me burn hotter"
"Me, who is hand pump water!"
"Mesmerized, I am!"
"Like a white omelet on a black dosa pan"
"On my heart, a petite moon took a seat!"
"A bubbling rainbow, you are! A boring textile mill, I am!"
"She has tied me along as a seven-colored sarong!"
"On a dull bull's horn"
"She is like a butterfly, bright!"
"Mesmerized, I am!"
"Mesmerized, I am! For the first time!"
"Mesmerized, I am!"
"Like many a coconut slice Of her teeth, so white"
"As a raw mango slice, She has chewed me, alright!"
"With the sharp string of her eyes, She cut me at a height!"
"On an electric wire, I'm now hanging as a broken kite!"
"A bundle of the moon, you are, miss!"
"Local 'Washerman'pet is what this guy is!"
"For the first time, I saw you"
"Stunned, I stood, without a clue!"
"Without even pouring kerosene, you made me burn hotter"
"Me, who is hand pump water!"
"Mesmerized, I am!"
High sugar isn't a disease It's a condition
If it is kept in control, then no problem
Some sugar-free chocolates for you!
Thanks, doctor
Even after Diya's soap ad contract has expired, they are still telecasting it
Did you inquire about it?
I have spoken to the lawyer
Have informed them to stop the ads
What news about the ECR land registration?
They are quoting too high I have let it soak for some time
They will come down
- Mom! - What's it, Diya?
As there's no pressure, the shower is running a thin stream
- Hi, uncle! - Hey, Diya
How many times have I asked you not to call me uncle?
Just call me 'Vasu'
How can I?
I have been calling you that, from when I was a small kid
Suddenly, how can I change?
Doctor, this plumber is not turning up
If you know someone, ask them to come
Mom, this is too much
Because uncle is helpful, looks like...
...you'll tell him to clear the drainage next
Hey, Diya! What's there?
Let her tell Am I going to actually do it?!
If I make a call, they will come
And Diya, a small gift for you
Thank you, uncle
Hey!
Listen, Elumalai, come to # 2, Krishna street immediately
- Doctor, another help - Mom!
Her co-actor John seems to be troubling her continuously
Could you look into that?
Where's the shoot today?
Ice soda!
Cut
Your dad?
This is Dr Vasudevan
He is like our guardian
Oh!
- This is John - Ma'am, shot is ready
Excuse me
Nice meeting you
It's not a nice meeting
I heard that you are misbehaving with Diya
I'm the one treating higher police officials, ministers, etc
Hope you understand what I mean
Okay, Diya
If there is any problem, please don't hesitate to call me
Sure
What, Diya?
Like a school kid, you are bringing your uncle!
How about tonight?
Come closer Let's place the shot
Take Action
Give this to the artiste
Ask him to keep this in his hand and say the dialogue
- Sir, this is the dialogue - Have this
Hey, I can't say dialogues, man!
I'll stand like this Ask them to click
Are you a woman having a baby shower to click a photo, standing?
Didn't you get money? Just a small bit of dialogue
'Drink Shakthi Mitra Build your body like me'
Why get all hot about this?
- Tell him, sir! - Hey!
Sir
'Shakthi Mitra It is rich in protein'
'To gain strength, drink Shakthi Mitra'
'Be hale and healthy'
Action!
This box is full of protein
For the body to be muscly, drink up Shakthi Mitra
Be strong!
Cut...cut
What was that? That's not the dialogue
Hey, only simple words will reach 'B' and 'C' centres
Shall we get Telugu rights?
Not even three minutes since they powdered your face!
Like a star, you're talking about B and C reach!
Director is a perfectionist Talk properly!
Okay, okay! Shot okay!
Dialogue can be fixed in dubbing
Hi, Diya
Can't wait, sexy
I'm sleepless
Let's make it tonight
How many times to tell you?
Don't you have any shame?
If I think about all that, will I get it?
Diya, please Please, please!
Yuck!
A lot of girls are just waiting to work with me
Why should I work with you without any fun at all?
Tell me
I'm asking you finally
Yes or no?
I don't have any need to adjust to all this and survive here
I've come this far because of my talent
What rot!
They cast you in these ads, only because I said so
Did you think it was because of your talent?
If I say no, you are not there
Not just in this ad China ad, etc, etc
You will be gone from this industry!
Don't think you can shake me around as you please
Do what you can!
You are ***!
Sir, you'll have to just come and put your legs on the lady's hip
Take a good look Just like how a kid pedals a big bike!
Babu, isn't this like how Kamal sir does in 'the golden body melts' song?
Whether 'the golden body melts' or freezes, just go and do what he says
Go!
Babu, how can I go and hug women?!
I won't act in obscene scenes and won't touch women
Return the money!
Your leadership, use my legs and cut back to his face
- No budget for all that! - Your leadership, listen!
Are they asking you to put your legs into a stove?
Just a hip!
He doesn't have any other-
Come!
Hey!
Listen!
Have that item in one hand This item in the other hand
Just say your dialogues quick, we'll go
'Jolly' spray
For a long-lasting intimacy
Use 'Jolly' spray...
Hey, it's not what you spray on hair It's on 'intimacy'!
On 'intimacy'? Where is that?
No matter how much they pay, I won't act in this crap!
Hey! Wait, man!
- Silence Roll camera - Rolling
Action
- Ideal furnishings - Cut!
Hi, Diya How come you're here?
Came to ask for a chance?
Diya, this is Linda
Linda, Diya!
Sir, I'll inform you when the shot is ready
Ask them to do it slow
You are dirty!
Bye, Diya
Come on, sexy
So, it's your van or my van?
Lights off
How come, Maya?
When there is an agreement, you cancel the contract...
...and take me off the ad How can you do that?
They say your performance isn't good and that there isn't enough cooperation
The problem is between me and him
Why have you taken me off the other ads?
John has blacklisted you, Diya
Even these ads are not an issue But, next month, there is the China ad
The biggest campaign
If you lose that contract, you will really be out of this field
And, I don't want you to miss it
Why be hostile to him? If you want, I'll talk to him
He is asking me to sleep with him!
If you are in my position, will you do that?
I can understand
Just tell me how I can help you
She's been upset the last two days
Why all this modeling?
If she leaves all this stuff and gets married, I will be at peace
Of all that man has created, there are only two worthwhile things...
One is me Other too is me
If I hit you with it, both will tear One is a slipper
- The other? - The other slipper
Saying 'punch' dialogues when you should be exercising
- Kneel down and exercise - Hey!
I'll put dumbbells in your mouth
- O leader! - Control
The lower and lower, they treat and insult me...
...the higher and higher, I'll keep growing
Lingesa, that 'Stayfree' model is on her way to see you
Madam
Madam, welcome, madam Welcome, doctor
Oh my! Madam has come to my hut I don't know what to do
- Sit down - Don't stamp my foot, man
Wait a bit! Give it, man
Please sit
Dad, ask them to go buy snacks and drinks
I have good news for you
What is it, doctor? Is she also joining our gym or what?
No, you are going to do modeling along with her
Really?
Oh my! I can't even believe it
Madam, I too, am a model
See here... I have shot for 'Shakthi Mitra'
Tarzan Steel wires Pandian vests and briefs...
What was that, man?
Rafiq beef stall A- 1 pork stall
Chinny Emu...Eat away 'Mamu'
- These are big brands too - We'll rock the show
These are not local products like that, Lingesan
Superior brand 'I' women's perfume
It's a spray so that you don't stink Don't worry, he'll do it
Thing is, if he opens his mouth, Chennai Tamil will pour out
We can dress it up in dubbing
Get a passport Shooting is in China
China, is it? Wow!
Place where Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee and Jet Li are from
Jolly...Jolly! I don't know what to say
Hey Babu, check the dates Cancel everything else
- Madam, when is it? - In September
In September?
Oh no! I have 'Mr India' competition in Belgaum
How can I come?
Ask them to change the dates, madam
Can't change, Lingesan
In that China location, only in September, flowers will bloom
Sorry, madam I can't come, because...
...this is my future That's why I'm fully working out
I'm doing this modeling only to save money for Mr India competition, madam
Diya has a problem, Lingesan
You say you are her fan Can't you do this as a favor?
Oh, doctor! Why don't you ask something else?
Even my future is in this, Lingesan
- Oh, Madam! - Why don't you do this for me, please?
I don't know what to do
Lingesan, do this for me Please
Doctor, why are you...?
Hey, what, man?
If they ask a monkey its crap for medicine,
it'll jump from branch to branch, it seems
See how much they are pleading
Why don't you compete next year?
That's right You can go even next year, right?
Please, Lingesan
Doctor is someone very close
Madam herself is asking
What else to do?
I'll do for your sake, madam
Thank you
- Thank you, Mr Lingesan - It's okay, madam
We'll do a photo shoot tomorrow and see
- Come to Set Fire Studio, okay? - Okay, madam
I'm going to bring in the best stylist in the country, for you
Stylist?
- Who? - Osma Jasmine
- Hi, beauty - Hi, Osma
You are looking gorgeous
Thank you, darling
Buddy...
- Where is the artiste, darling? - Here, this is Mr Lingesan
Morning
Oh no!
Juicy...
Quite interesting
Hello
What's this? Hey Babu, she's hugging me
Go that side
Madam, who is this? She looks a bit odd
Osma Osma Jasmine
She is the stylist I was talking about
She's going to change your look completely
Look at that The stylist, it seems
(A folk song) "There's a tamarind tree in town"
"If you shake it, it will rustle"
"In Madurai, where I was born"
"Everyone is the chieftain"
Diya, they are making fun of me
I don't have to put up with this
Where did you find these goons, huh?
Just stop it
Lingesan, she is a leading stylist who gets 50,000 a day
Don't tease her this way
Until this ad is over, whatever she says, you must cooperate with her, okay?
Then only, she will make you look good
Oh! Okay
- Sorry - It's okay
Please take off your shirt, baby
What a body!
Don't worry
Just relax
Hey, what's happening, man?
Madam, what is she going to do?
- Hair-styling - What? Cutting?
No, madam! Let it be It's my favorite hairstyle
You call this a hairstyle? With a head like a hippy
If you want, place a wig I can't cut my hair
Don't make a big fuss, man
Kamal fans give blood Vijay fans give rice
You are Diya's fan Can't you give this?
Hey! Want a knock?
If you cut your hair, you'll look even better
Please Sit down
I'll look after you I know what I have to do, baby
Sis, done cuddling him? Just cut his hair
Stop it
Oh wow! You look hot and sexy
You deserve a big kiss
Crap, man! If you ask her to touch up, she's spitting, man
Watch out She may suck it all out
Looks like her hands and mouth won't be still even for a minute
Morning, sir
Turn this side Ready...go
Wait a bit
Hey!
Why are you standing, bulging up? Is a competition happening here?
Throw away all this body-building pose Pose like a hero
Hey, this is like 'Power star' Change it
Now, he is begging with both hands
Lingesan, watch this
Your mouth...
A new model, Lee Instead of John...
Can I do this China ad with Lee?
Please help me, Maya
Sure, Diya
But, it's a big decision
As it's the product of a big company, it's the client who has to decide this
- Sir, Maya is waiting - Ask her to come
- Hello, sir - Hi, Maya, any problem?
Be precise and to the point
For 'I' perfume ad campaign...
...wanted to ask if we could use this new model as Diya's pair...
Why, why?
Unnecessary new model?
What's happened to John? I always prefer the no 1 model
Wasn't I the one who introduced John to you, as a new face?
Why?
As we are introducing a new product...
...our creative team feels a new face will make it fresh
Surely, this will work out
- Okay, I'll go by your instinct - Thank you very much
Maya, one thing
If I don't like the ad, I'll just reject it
- You have to redo it with John - You can trust me, sir
Sorry, baby I'm going to China for a couple of weeks
Come in
Sir, our China ad trip is cancelled
What?! I'll call you back
What happened?
Instead of you, they are taking a new model
The whole crew is leaving to China tonight
What the ***!
- A new model? - Yes, sir
Who is he?
Someone called Lee, it seems
A fellow from the slums, given a bath, dressed up and taken there
Taken
You look so sexy, baby
Can I take a picture with you, please?
Ready...Ready Take
Okay, all the best
What a spitter! Yuck!
Action
Cut...Cut
What's this, man? You are walking as if about to go fight
I want attitude Attitude
Director is asking me to 'aativudu(shake)' What should I shake?
Lingesa, a bit stylishly... Walk romantically
Romantic means?
Walk like Kamal Hassan in 'Indian'
You want me to walk like an old man?
Oh, no! In 'Akkada song', the one walking with Urmila...Chandru Kamal
That Kamal, is it? Just watch
Cut it
So filmy
Yeah, it's okay
Let's take the next shot
And, Action
Cut it
Hug her, man Hug Diya
Take 2
Cut it
Hug Diya, man Hug her
Take 3
Madam...
Cut it
Chemistry, Lee Chemistry
I'm zero in Chemistry, sir
But in 'physics', I'm first in Tamilnadu, sir
He's joking, man
Lingesan, with love... with feeling, you must hug
Oh no! Madam...
If I come near you, I feel I want to do number one
Oh no! It's just acting, Lingesan
Look here
Madam...
Madam, now I feel like I want to do number two
You'll do everything but act
- Just do exactly the way I did - I'll try
Take 24
Cut it What's this, man?
Why can't you just act? Bloody fool
Hey!
Pack up
Idiot!
Oh, no!
Diya, we brought him here because you said so
He can't act for nuts
A whole day has gone waste
No emotions No performance
He is like that bloody mountain
Stone-face
Just a set property
He is awesome Just a starting trouble, no?
A car will start A stone won't
No other way other than to pack up
Shut up
Diya, I understand your pain
There is a way out
What is it, Sushil?
- Love him - What?
Lee has admiration for you
A crush
In his eyes, body language, behavior, in everything, it can be seen
Use it Use him
If you want to get the chemistry right... tell him you love him
What nonsense?
No, no He is innocent
This is wrong
Diya, you know the situation
To get a good shot, don't we pinch a baby?
This is just like that
On the last day, before we pack up... just say a sorry...that's all
Sorry, Sushil
I can't do this
Well...
Then, John must be brought in
It's your call, Diya
Why are you messing it up so much, Lingesan?
No, madam
How can I...?
I'm okay with it, right? Then, what?
Whatever it is, you are a girl How can I touch you...?
Even though it is acting, I feel really bad, madam
Why do you think it's acting? Think it's real
How can I think of it as real when it is not real?
When I'm acting with you...
...when you see me
...does it feel I'm acting?
What are you saying, madam?
I really like you, Lingesan
I too like you a lot, madam
- This is not that 'like', Lingesan - Then?
More than that
Don't you understand still?
It's 'that', Lingesan
Really?
- You promise? - I promise
Pat my hands and pinch it
No, madam, you are pulling my leg I won't believe it
A lot of people are ready to work with me in the industry
Why did I leave everyone and come in search of you?
I don't understand a thing
Where are you and where am I?
I'm Cooum You're 5-star
I'm a 10th standard drop-out and you can teach English to English
I'm a goon, mountain, stone-face...
Why such a complex, Lingesan? What is lacking in you?
You are Mr Handsome Your hair's been cut, Moustache taken off
You have become a model too You have come very close
You say so?
Yes, Lingesan
- Really, is it true? - Yes
Madam, I don't know what to say Something funny is happening to me
Looks like I'll get a heart attack
I feel like jumping into the water
I'm afraid I may blabber something in front of you
I'll go on my own and enjoy this
Yay
Hey Lingesa! You have hit it You have won the lottery Jolly...Jolly
Oh God! Oh God!
"Flowers, you may take rest"
"She is here"
"Flowers, you may take rest"
"She is here"
"If 'I' means beauty, Is she the beauty of beauties?"
"If 'I' means God, Is she that God particle?"
"To those we say 'wow'; To those we look upon with awe;"
"To those beauties, she has granted leave today"
"She has said, 'Leave, you may'"
"She is here to stay"
"Flowers, you may take rest"
"She is here"
"Not a man in this world to defeat you"
"It's pure beauty in whatever you do"
"Beyond outer looks, into your heart, as I flew..."
"All my five senses relish your beauty, true"
"As she enfolds him to put out his fear"
"What showers in her actions is beauty, sheer"
"All world would bow to her eye's compassion, clear"
"Not a bit of doubt about that, dares to come near"
"Entwine your fingers with mine... Now on, stitch our shadows to combine"
"Just to have a whiff of her lips..."
"All along the way, In a penance, they stay..."
"Flowers, you may take rest"
"She is here"
"If 'I' means beauty, Is she the beauty of beauties?"
"If 'I' means God, Is she that God particle?"
"To those we say 'wow'; To those we look upon with awe;"
"To those beauties, she has granted leave today"
"She has said, 'Leave, you may'"
"She is here to stay"
"He who stood like a waterfall, For me to swim, became a stream, small"
"He who stood like a mountain, sky- tall, For me to dance, became a stage in a hall"
"She, the one who saw me within me, Who am I, she made me see"
"Unasked, she did steal my heart and flee Then, sculpted it and gave it back to me"
"To see for eons, many, many, Just this face will do"
"As my only sanctuary, Just your heart will do"
"She gave me life, new She made me upright too"
"On every wandering way, She came to shower fragrance away..."
"Flowers, you may take rest"
"She is here"
"If 'I' means beauty, Is she the beauty of beauties?"
"If 'I' means king, Are you the king of kings?"
"To those we say 'wow'; To those we look upon with awe;"
"To those beauties, she has granted leave today"
"She has said, 'Leave, you may'"
"She is here to stay"
"Flowers, you may take rest"
"She is here"
Cut it
Superb, Lee Superb!
Thanks, sir
Thank you, Diya
Okay Pack up
Good job, man
Excuse me, madam
Shall I also come with you?
Sure
"Atoms of love in the body how many?"
"Neutrons, electrons in your blue eyes how many?"
Madam, shall we both have dinner together tonight?
For the first time, we have become lovers
Shouldn't we celebrate that?
Come, there's something
"Oh Oh, baby!"
"Oh, baby! Oh, baby!"
Madam
A gift
This is my first gift to you
Do you know who they are?
Liu Sanjie and her lover
They are like Romeo and Juliet Very famous in China
That's why I bought it
Do you like it?
Tell me, madam
Thanks
So, you two are running all over Osma, ready, ready
Even when God made you you weren't this beautiful
I have made you so beautiful
You know why?
Because I love you so much, Lee
He's going to just lift you like that
Now, the fragrance is all over the place
Baby, take my word You are going to rock the ad world
You will go to a great height
However high you go, you don't forget me, do you?
Osma, enough Leave Lee
Cut it Pack up
Quick, quick
Let's go
Madam
Are you searching for me?
Madam, get down
Get down, I'll tell you
Driver, get going
- No, no, wait - Bye
- Hey! - Madam
How nice this place looks
Why don't we both go walking?
Come, let's go
Hah! Stupid Go to hell
Madam
I feel like walking hands held with you
Shall I?
I really want it, madam
Please
Thank you, madam
How good this is
No one else here
You and Me
This mountain...these flowers
How great will it be if we keep walking together like this, all our life?
Right, madam?
If this ad gets over well Becomes a 'Super hit'
and if it runs till a silver jubilee
we should save some money
and get a place like this for us What do you say?
In our old age, you for me and me for you
why don't we both go and get settled there?
How happy we'll be
Marvellous! Pack-up
Go fast
- Madam - Cut in, man
Hey, wasn't I coming in this car, all these days? You left me
Start the vehicle, you duffer
Bearer, come here
Madam
Shall we both stand in the 'Titanic' pose +?
How sad! Bloody fool
Madam
Will you give me a kiss?
No need for a lip-to-lip like Kamal sir
A kiss on the cheek, like for a kid, will do
Not even for long Just a quick peck
Oh
You say it should all be after the wedding?
Okay, okay
Two popcorn, Two ice cream That's right, Thanks
- Is it for Diya? - Yes
This world is just like this
It won't understand true love
How long are you going to be fooled like this?
Hey, what are you saying?
- Do you think she really loves you? - Then, what?
Fool! As you couldn't act at all, she's acting as if she's in love with you
You too, believing that, are roaming like a puppy behind her
Hey
If you say all sorts of wrong things about madam, I will break your face
If you don't believe me, go Go and ask her, if it is true or not
Madam
Can I ask you something?
You said you were in love with me Is it true or not?
Tell me, madam
- It is true - Touch my head and promise
No, Lingesan
What, madam?
How much respect I had on you
Shucks!
Just because you wanted something, you have behaved so badly
As I was so crazy over you, you used that and made me a fool
You've shown the attitude of the rich
Uneducated A goon
You thought you could play with my heart
- No, Lingesan - Enough, madam
Very happy Thanks
You stopped me from going to Mr India
You cut my hair
You took off my moustache
In the end
You have torn apart my heart
What I did, was wrong
Please forgive me, Lingesan
You were scared to act intimately with me
Director asked me to tell you that I loved you
and to say sorry on the last day
I said no
He said then we'd have to bring in John
I didn't know what to do
Having no other go, I lied
What I did was a huge mistake
Please forgive me Please
Leave it, madam I understand
Your state was like that
Had I acted well, why would you have lied?
There would have been no problem at all
I'm a fool Shouldn't I have thought?
'It's not even ten days since we met and she's already proposing her love'
But, deep down, my heart wanted that
That's why I built a castle in a hurry
The thing is
I built it very strong
It hurts when you ask me to pull it down
It's okay
I'll bring it down slowly
Sorry, Lingesan
Madam, why are you feeling so bad?
I feel terrible
It's all over, right?
I accept your 'sorry'
Please go
Action
No, no Cut Cut
One more
Oh, no! Cut it
Chemistry, Diya Chemistry
Okay Take a break
Madam
Just leave it
Haven't you felt your mistake and said sorry?
Haven't I accepted it too?
Why keep thinking about it?
Forget all that happened till the last minute
Only think of what's to be done in this minute
You struggled so much just for this ad
This ad must be completed well You must walk upright
Come, madam Let's go do our work
Fantastic! Cut it
- Thanks, Lee - Thank you, sir
Pack up
Hi, baby!
Will you take me for a ride in the bike?
No, Osma I'm upset
How beautiful this place is
If we go for a ride, how wonderful it will be
Your mind too will feel relaxed
Please
Hi, beauty
Hello!
Leave it, Lee
These women are all like this They will cheat men
I'm there for you
Drink this
No, I don't have the habit
I know there's pain in your heart
It's a painkiller Have it
Cheers
What would you like to drink?
Veg clear soup, please
What's this? Why give me a ring?
Stop it
I love you, baby
I love you so much, baby
- I love you so much - What on earth?
- It's pure love, Lee - Ugh!
- It's not a bogus proposal like Diya's - Look at that
I really love you, Lee
Cancel it Get me a glass of wine
- Let's dance, baby - Dance? With you?
Let go Let go of my hand
See here
You know how much I love you
I'm so crazy about you
I'm always thinking about you
Do you know how well-suited we are, for each other?
I love you so much, Lee
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, you are too drunk Go to your room
You too come
Am I not asking you to go?
I can't
Carry me
What the hell is this?
Alright, come
If we both keep walking together like this, all our life,
how will that be?
Crappy, it will be
Come on, Lee
I want you
I love you from the bottom of my heart
- Hey! - Please
- You wretch - Don't leave me, darling
Please, don't leave me
Yuck! Thinking you too are a man
if I take pity on you, you are going too far
As madam asked me to, I'm patient
If you do this another time I will stamp on your face
A ring! Very important
Hey, who are you? Why are you trying to kill me? Tell me
It's not happening in this location We'll shift it
Shifting
(In his local slang) Hey fella, Lingesa
Looks like you've knocked 'em out and rocked the show
I heard you took their guts out Really, eh?
What, madam?
You are talking weirdly all of a sudden?
You thought only you know to talk this way, eh?
Don't I know to talk?
As though you can even come near my level
What's your level?
Do you know what 'sondi soru' is?
Do you know what 'sunda kanji' is?
Oh my! Look at that
Show-off
Hey donk douche dwarfie
Hey silly slob glutton
- Elephant-ears - Turkey-nose
Hey, dung basket
Madam, you have crammed it and are showing off
Know that I was born and brought up in Erikarai
Actor, I am! I can nail anything, don't you know?
Oh yes! I know about that You put on an act, didn't you?
I was roaming unable to bear that
Hey, if you dig that up, you'll be dead meat
- What will you do? - I'll thrash the hell out of you
Oh, my! Will my hands be plucking flowers?
You'll be seeing stars
- Hey! - Hey!
What is it?
Kick you! Want my hands on your face?
Look at the face who's going to do that Show-off's daughter
- Get lost, whistle-mouth - Hey, duffer!
- Hey, dumbo! - Hey, bimbo!
- Hey, close the trap! - Hey, zip it!
Hey, shut it and get lost
Oh, no! Madam, I can't This is too much
What's up with you?
Mesmerized, I am
I can beat you at that
Madam, wait
Do you know what's the meaning of 'Mersalaayitten'?
That's right, dear
You fell for me, right? Just like that
For whom?
Who else is here?
What, madam?
Are they shooting somewhere? Am I not acting well enough?
Hey! Where have you put the camera?
No, Lingesan
Really! Truly!
No, madam, I'm not game for this Leave me out of this
I'll finish the ad properly and get going
I promise, Lingesan
Lingesan, no, man
Don't believe it Run away, man
The rich are like this They will play around and leave
Go keep going, man
Some local girl, Kanima or Munima will be there for you Keep goin
Cut Cut
Just as I thought
Who, the hell, is shooting?
You please continue We are just taking some product shots
- Hi beauty! - You?
Yes
Why have you come here?
I came to admire your beauty
I'm already in pain Just leave
Even when God made you, you weren't this beautiful
I have made you so beautiful
Hey!
Is this your work?
What have you done to me?
Special make-up
Androgen Minoxidil Elephant tusk
Triphala churna, bear's fat Shatavari roots
mixing all these ingredients that promote hair growth
I've prepared this, just for you
I mixed this in your daily face cream, moisturising lotion and body lotion
I replaced everything in your home without your knowledge
You have been applying that, all these days
Hair will grow all over your body, bit by bit
As you keep cutting, this will keep growing
More and more For life long
You could have killed me, instead of this, right?
More than that
Ice, Cup-ice, Milk-ice, Cone-ice
Hey
You buy clothes in my favorite color
You bring the exact cosmetics I use
Tell me Who are you?
White pasta, Vanilla milkshake How do you know I like all this?
What is that you want?
How many more days are you going to torture me like this?
Hey, it's you I'm asking
Why can't you open your mouth and talk?
Answer me
Who are you?
Who are you, man?
A mute
'I' by IGC
The new fragrance for women
Fantastic!
Enough, dad Give it to me
How is it?
Saw it, didn't you?
Wow!
We are getting enormous increase in sales in 'I' perfume
This is because of the recent ad campaign with Lee and Diya, for IGC
Now on, for all our products, ask them to book Lee and Diya as models
"Ayla Ayla Aye"
"Made in Moon"
"With my life in your grip, Making my roots shiver, as you snip"
"You do strip my thorns"
"The morning awakens in your kiss Not a day can pass with you amiss"
"You do render me soft"
"Hey my Roman, shall I nick you?"
"With my sharp eyes, shall I speak my mind too?"
"To that dark mask on your face, shall I bid adieu?"
"Don't let go of me"
"Hey my Roman Come to me"
"Ayla, bit by bit, squeezing me, Will you bring me into sight?"
"On a brush, will you lay me, And paint those stars white?"
"Will you come to probe?"
"About this scattering of pearls"
"About this fragrance without flowers"
"Oh! You just smiled Is that why?"
"As you smile again, moons jump in Light floods all over earth"
"With a drop of your smile, Let's end this power dearth"
"Made in Moon"
"All over your body, as you apply me, Ayla"
"Those peeping crows will close their eyes in awe"
"That flush of red, far beyond, in the sky's brim;"
"And the color of new roses bred"
"Just for you, I will distill through the moon's rim"
"In the skin's lustre, What's seen is angels' cluster"
"Under your feet, white flowers that grow, Aren't flowers, but your shadow"
"Made in Moon"
"After draining dry the blue skies, And churning deep the five seas"
"I took on these eyes"
"To take Ayla's eyes of blue hue, And wear it as your attire"
"In you, I see a mad desire"
"In your lip lines, shall I gather many a thread?"
"In love's loom, shall I, your shyness, shed?"
"In a cotton wick, shall I scatter sparks, red?"
"Don't run away from me"
"My jean deer Come to me"
Hey
Where are you going?
I'll tell you
Hey
What place is this?
Gift
Gift?
In that China shoot spot, when we were walking hands held
Didn't you say, we must buy a place like this?
- Do you remember that? - Hmm
As you wished then
I have bought this place for you
I'm going to plant flowers all over here
I'm going to build a small house in the middle
On weekends, we can come here
In our old age, we can settle down here
No one will come here Just you and me
All our life, we can walk hands held
Do you like it?
Very much
You
What's up, John?
What did I do wrong?
Why have you taken me off all the ads?
Times change, John
Yesterday, you were No1
Today, Lee is No1
If someone else comes tomorrow I have to go for him
But, I'm your friend, boss
You're one of my friends, John
This is a business catering to millions of people
Tell me what should I prioritise?
Excuse me, sir
John's 'Ice cool drink' contract period is about to expire
Shall we get a signature from him in the renewal agreement?
No need Didn't I tell you that day?
Even for Ice Cool drinks ad, ask them to book Lee and Diya
Okay, sir
And then, John?
Why, Maya? Why are you not calling me for any ad?
Have you all blacklisted me?
No, John Lee is very hot
All the clients want him What can I do? Tell me
A few other smaller ads are inquiring
I'm not sure if you'll want them or not
Murugan Ads Take 2
Want to reduce your weight without going to the gym?
Here comes - Orbitrax
For your pant size to decrease in just twelve days
I recommend 'Orbitrax'
Cut
Payment 6000, sir
Do I have to do ads like this?
You must keep doing what you get, sir Else, people will forget your face
Hey, what's this, man?
Next, it's a hair dye ad, sir
Go on, apply
Sir is getting so tensed for this
Wonder what he's going to do tomorrow
For the Cheapest price and Best plots- Ananda Rukmani Nagar
Just one and half hours from Chennai
Airport in 40 minutes
Train station in 30 minutes
If you walk step by step for 10 minutes, there's the bus-stand
For those who register within the next 15 days
A chance to get 4 grams of gold, absolutely free
Cut Okay
Hi, sir
Welcome, Mr Lee Please come
- This way, please - Thanks
Lee has come, sir
Yes, Lee Come, come
What's up, Lee?
Don't mistake me
You were the one who gave me a new life
But
Don't ask me to do that 'ice drink' ad, please
Why? What happened?
No
I read that the cool drink has some toxicity...
...and that those who drink it experience some harmful effects
What rot, man! This is an issue triggered by competitors
You are a model Instead of doing your work
Why take all this so seriously?
People buy seeing my face in the ads
They buy products thinking that they too will be healthy like me
I don't want to cheat these people, sir
Make-up on your face and you are spouting messages
It's not like that, sir
Do you know who you are talking to?
Don't talk something unnecessary and spoil your life
If you need more money, get it and go
Money isn't important, sir
Is that so? Okay
Delighted You go I'll take care
See you, sir
It seems you said you won't act in 'Ice drink' ads
- Why? - No free dates
Wasn't he the one who introduced you?
Then, why didn't you have dates?
- Answer, sir - Can you please explain it?
Listen
You yourself have written that it is toxic
After knowing that it is harmful to people, how can I act in those ads?
- Impose a ban - Ban the 'Ice' cool drink
Stock values and shares have gone drastically down
within a week's time during the end of this quarter
Because of Lee's interview
the sales, stock values, credibility, name, goodwill of our other products
have all been damaged, sir
He's going to pay for this
Hey! Who is that, man?
What are you up to, here?
You?
Security...Guards
Hey, the generator has caught fire Bring water Hurry
Velaiyah
Hey! Where the hell have you all gone?
Hey, don't kill me
More than that
Hey! What is this? What are you pouring?
Hey, what? What are you going to do to me?
Save me, man
Hey, don't move
If you remain still
in five minutes, these guys will eat the sugar syrup on your body and fly away
But, by chance, if you happen to move
these 330,000 bees, saying 'tsk', 'tsk', 'tsk', will click their tongues away
And this year, we have a special award The best pair award
Lee and Diya
Please come up on stage
I request leading business icon, Mr Indrakumar to come up on stage
and present the award
Congrats, Diya
There are rumors that you both have a great chemistry off-screen, as well
- Is it true? - Yes
Are you just dating or living together?
They are asking, right? Go on, tell them
We are planning to get married soon
I'm very excited
All of you are here Let's have the engagement today
Let's exchange rings right now Come on, Lee
Wait, Diya
What a great news
We'll choose an auspicious day We'll book a hotel Invite friends
Why not celebrate it grandly?
We all are feeling great now Why not, do it right away?
Let's have a party another day -Okay
- That's also a good idea - I agree
Remove your ring
I don't have a ring
No worries
- Take this - Thanks
Well, well! We request the pair of the day
Mr Lee and Ms Diya to join us on the dance floor
Go on, man Go, have fun
Must not let him be
I'm burning
Come, let's smoke
You need to finish off a guy
Here's the advance
Who is the guy?
If he is the guy to be finished off
I'm not your worker I'm your partner
Hello, sir Wake up
Are you sleeping or dead?
It's peak hour
He's alive
Start the vehicle, sir Hurry
Sorry
"Don't want forests that bear air"
"Don't want oceans that rear water"
"For me to eat and sleep"
"Don't want this earth"
"No need is needed"
"My angel is all I need"
"With me, if you be"
"With life, I shall be"
"With me, if you be"
"With life, I shall be"
"With me, if you be"
"With life, I shall be"
"With me, if you be"
"With life, I shall be"
"With me, if you be"
"With life, I shall be"
"With me, if you be"
"With life, I shall be"
"Even if I say who I am, you will understand not"
"That you are my love, no one knows that"
"If you ask me this world, I'd buy and give"
"Without you in this world, I shall not live"
"With me, if you be"
"'What is true love?' if a question arises"
"I would say, 'You and me'"
"If 'You and me' is not true"
"I will hunt down love and kill it too"
"Tresses and moustache as one, I will stitch with a needle and thread"
"Like water within a coconut I will keep it in my heart, enclosed"
"Will a rose bloom at a matchstick's end?"
"If a cat asks for nectar, how can flowers lend?"
"In a crocodile pond, I bloomed like a flower"
"As a monkey near a child, In fear, I did cower"
"With me, if you be"
"With life, I shall be"
"With me, if you be"
"With life, I shall be"
"With me, if you be"
"With life, I shall be"
"With me, if you be, With life, I shall be"
"Without you in this world"
"I shall not live"
"With me, if you be"
Hey
Untie me
I need to use the bathroom
Hey!
What are you doing?
Tell me
Who are you?
How did you get Lingesan's phone?
What's the link between you and Lingesan?
Tell me
You must have done something to him
What have you done?
Tell me, you
I killed him
The first wedding invitation is for you, doctor
Please take it
Doctor, see this Suddenly, I have lost so much hair
Oh my God!
You go to many, many places for ad shoots
If you keep changing the water, the hair will fall, of course
You keep standing in heavy lights
Hair might fall because of the heat too
Don't worry Have this medicine
Everything will be alright
Doctor, that day, it was a bunch of hair
Today, a tooth has fallen What has happened to me, doctor?
Let's take a blood test and see
We'll ask for a dental opinion too
After I get the report, I'll give medicines
I'm scared, doctor
Hey, this is an ordinary thing
Nothing to worry at all
I'll take care Be brave
Doctor, look at this
See here This and this
Look at my hands
See this
Why is all this happening? What has happened to me?
Tell me, doctor
I'm sorry, Lingesan
Doctor
Your blood reports, scan reports, all came in, just now
I was shocked myself
It's kind of kyphosis
Muscular Atrophy Osteoporosis, they call it
This is disease that happens to us, without our knowledge
A genetic disorder
This can be cured, right?
No
They haven't found medicines for this, yet
What else will happen, doctor?
This will spread all over your body
Your form will change
Your muscles will shrink
Your spine will bend
Your aging will be quite fast
Will I die very soon, doctor?
Can't say
Lingesan, don't cry
Don't cry, Lingesan
I'm there for you Be brave
Medical science has improved a lot
For every disease in the world, new medicines are being found
Somehow, I will transform you into the old Lingesan again
Please stop the wedding, doctor
Lingesan, what are you saying?
Diya shouldn't know about my condition
No one should know it
Hey, Lingesan
How many days has it been? Where has he gone?
We don't know what has happened
No phone call No news at all
What else to think if a person doesn't turn up
Is he alive or dead?
No, mom How many ever days may pass
Lee will surely come back
How many days are you going to be sitting in the dark?
Your parents are searching for you, without food or water
Diya is always in tears, not knowing if you are alive or dead
However you may be, everyone will accept you
Come out
Take me to the gym hall downstairs
Downstairs?
No, Lingesa
Take me now
Hey, Lingesa
That's why I said no
Hey, Lingesa
See here
See here, Lingesa
- Don't cry, Lingesa - Everything's gone
Don't cry, Lingesa
I want to see Diya
Diya...
Hey!
I'm Linges...
Lingesan
Hey!
Diya, hey!
Hey, Diya...
Diya...
Hey, Diya...
Hey, Lingesa!
Lift him, brother Lingesa
Who is he?
Don't tell anyone outside He's model Lee
Who? That 'I' perfume model?
Yes, doctor
I saw him a few days ago in a TV interview
He was looking fine
That's what we don't understand too
Alright, bring his medical reports, if you can
Yes, doctor
Jayaseelan, take samples of urine and blood
Ask them to test the virus
Send it for biopsy tests
Intoxication, Immunity... Don't neglect anything
Send the reports as soon as you can to my place
Hey!
- Why did you save me? - Be calm, Lingesa
Listen to me Be calm
Even death does not want to see me
Don't talk that way, Lingesa
We all love you so much
What am I going to do, being alive?
Let me go
Listen! If God has saved you, it means that there is something left for you to do
An abandoned corpse, sir Check if it is the size you asked for
Ensure this doesn't leak out
Lingesa
My son, burnt away?
How will I live without you?
Diya, bad news, mom is serious Come to the hospital, immediately
Mom is not eating at all
Sugar levels are going down
If this continues, this will end in a coma
Then, no one can save her
Mom, have this
You get married
How can I?
Mom, don't be stubborn Have this
Please
You can be stubborn I can't, is it?
Should I be alive to see you like this?
You have lost Lingesan
All you have is your mom
Saving mom is in your hands
My son, Arav
I really like Diya, Aunty I'm very happy to marry her
Thanks a lot
Why thank me for this?
We saw many prospective grooms
All of them, pointing the reason that Lee and Diya were in love, backed out
What's there in this, Aunty?
I don't care about the past
How we are, after the wedding, is what matters
I trust her
Jayaseelan, I need to see that patient 'Model' Lee immediately
Few days ago, there was a news item that Lee died in a car accident
Didn't see?
- Dead? - Yes, doctor
Pathetic
Rascal
He spouted lines as if he's a hero
'I don't care about the past'
He called me today
'Uncle, I have no problem...'
'But all my friends are saying...'
'Lee and Diya have gone around all these days...'
'...they must have finished everything'
'If you can do a medical test without Diya's knowledge...'
'...and prove that she is a virgin, I will shut their mouths, he said'
Cheap fellow
Leave it
If Arav's not there, then, a Gaurav
There are many good boys around
If I had a younger brother...
...I would have happily got him married to her
Leave it We'll see
Why a brother?
Why can't you marry her, doctor?
What are you saying?
I have seen her from when she was a kid
I can't even imagine what you're saying
Let's look out for someone else
Whoever comes, they are going to pinpoint this
You are the only person who has understood us
Think about it, doctor
What is there to think, doctor?
What, Lingesan?
You too are talking without understanding
No one other than you can take care of Diya so well
Oh, no! How can I, Lingesan?
- Doctor, please - Lingesan
- Say yes, doctor - Hey Lingesan, what's this?
If she gets married and is happy, enough for me
I will die in peace
Lingesan, get up
Chennai Vijayakumar & Swarubarani's daughter...
Blessed maiden by the name of Diya...
Mohanakrishnan-Saraswati's son...
Blessed man by the name of Vasudevan...
...are engaged to be married with the blessings of both families
Hey! I was searching for you They had told me you were dead
Hey, wait! I need to tell you something important
What you have is not a disease It's a virus
I saw all your reports
This is not a disease or a genetic disorder
Dangerous virus
Very rare
This is not contagious for you to get it from something
This is possible only if someone had injected it, into your body
Come and see me at home tomorrow
Ravi?
- Cheers - Cheers, guys
Open the new ones Who's going to open?
Hey!
Hey! Who is it? Send him out
Can't you see?
Mr Tamilnadu
Model No1
Now, he's all bent and come as Mr Hunchback
How high you were How low you've fallen
What did you do to me? Tell me
Didn't you checkmate us?
That's why we all got together and ****mated you
Go on Give us a pose now
You insulted my love, didn't you?
My true love was disgusting to you, wasn't it?
Look at you, now
You said you wouldn't pose for my product
Which product will you pose for, with this face?
For Psoriasis, is it?!
You made me lose my market
Now, you go and beg at some market
'Ladies, Lords, have mercy'
'Generous lord, have mercy on me'
'Sister, take pity on me'
'Sir'
- Lingesan - 'Elderly sir'
Just be quiet, you guys
Poor thing! You are teasing him
You go, Lingesan
Doctor
They have all got together and done this to me
They have injected something into me
Hey, he was the one who gave you the injection
Did you think he was a softy with that harmless look and soft voice?
He happens to be the main villain
- Mommy! - Thanks, doctor
- Hi, Uncle - Hey Diya, don't call me uncle
- How is it? - It's great
Want to listen to your heartbeat?
Bye
- Hey! I need to tell you a secret - What is it?
Hey rascal! I'll kill you
Bye
I had decided that she is the one for me from when she was 10
If you jump in suddenly and snatch her off, will I let you be?
Just because a guy's lips touched her, I made his lips burn
Your entire body has touched her...
How will I feel?
Shall I join you?
We need to make him suffer
- Shall we kill him? - He will die easily
He mustn't die that way
More than that
Chopping his limbs, shall we make him sit in a wheelchair?
More than that
A crack on his skull Lifelong coma
More than that
His beauty is the reason for everything
That must be disfigured
His body
What a body!
That must be deformed
He must be bent with shame
Shall we do an acid attack?
I had already tried that, in China He escaped that
More than that
You keep saying, 'More than that'... What is there, more than that?
There is
'I'
Influenza virus
H4N2 Very dangerous
It is there in Switzerland's Rolf Genomics Research Centre
If that virus is injected into Lingesan's body, that will do
Without dying, he will keep dying
- Fantastic! - I love it
It's my job to bring the virus here
If he is the guy to be finished off...
...I'm not your worker I'm your partner
Ha! Just as you wanted it, tomorrow is our wedding
Tonight, a bachelor's party
Come join us, Lingesan and enjoy
You, ****! Traitor! You, pervert!
What mistake did I do?
What was my mistake?
You did the mistakes and because I wouldn't cooperate...
...you have punished me
You have deformed me
For this, you could have killed me
I won't leave you
I won't let you be
Mr Hunchback is swearing an oath, guys
This old lady is going to take revenge on us, it seems
What can you do?
You are not even a full man Just a half man
Oh no! Will you go to the police?
You are already dead, you know
I was the one who got the death certificate for you
Enough, guys! He might die or something
It's my wedding tomorrow No deaths, now
- Ravi... - Sir?
Tie him up in a sack and lock him up somewhere
After the wedding, finish him
Burn his body, grind his bones, mix it with ashes and throw it into Cooum
Untie me
Who are you?
Lingesan...
Hey, catch him
What's this, mate?
Thought he'll have a weapon, all he has is a rusk
Hey, catch him
Where have you hidden Diya?
Tell me
Where?
Tell me Where is Diya?
Where is Diya? Tell me
Wait
Hello
Verorab...Five doses Bring it home immediately
Okay, doctor
Lingesan
Oh, no!
You have become like this because of me
No
You have become like this only because of me
Diya
What did you do wrong, Diya?
All you ever did to me, were good things
This world is like that
If a man is doing well, many don't like it
This is all my fate
You are not the reason for this
Don't cry
Why are you talking so distantly, Lingesan?
I will always be with you
- What? -Till the end
No, Diya It won't be right
However you may look, you are my Lingesan
That Lingesan is dead
I'm Hunchback
Wait
- Who is it? -The Press, sir
What's this, man?
You are lying like a deep-fried buffalo
'Pattinapakkam' Ravi has become 'Tandoori' Ravi
Hey, here I'm talking and there you are eating groundnut balls
Stroke in the mouth, is it?
I'm coming from the magazine 'Checkmate'
Chief Editor - Lingesan
I'm reporter
'Salt'
Come here to rub salt on the wounds
We are doing a cover story called, 'Fame to Doom'
Stay! I'll click a pic
Give me a double arm bicep pose, please
Tell me, sir
Why did you fall from fame to doom?
Tell me who made a bulls-eye of you?
Hey, don't wriggle You toasted whale
Who is it? Go outside
- I'm from the press - Why are you disturbing him?
Alright, go outside We need to get his statement
Can't you see his burnt no-talk state? How will you get his statement?
See here It's just wind blowing
See you, 'Tandoori' Ravi
See you, sir
This must be it
Sorry, wrong number
It is the right number
Don't run Where are you running off to?
Oh no! Wolf-man
Oh! Shut-up I'm not a wolf
Then what?
I'm Osma
Hey, Osma! Why have you become like this?
Had a doughnut fried in hair growth herbal oil?
Nonsense! Just get out of here
Not out
Coming from the magazine 'Checkmate'
Come here to click a pic for a cover story on 'Fame to Doom'
- Please cooperate - No, not interested
Out
Alright No photos How about an interview?
Who was the one who changed your face into a shoe wiping brush?
Osma, why don't you say something, dear?
Oh no! The 'Conjuring' ghost has started screaming
What is Indrakumar saying?
Sir, as bees bit him, his vocal cords are affected and he's unable to talk
Osma is crying whatever you ask her
Sorry, sir No progress at all
Oh, no!
Hey, what's this, man?
You like a sack of potatoes fallen off a truck
They talk of fiscal inflation, right? Is this, that?
Don't simply growl, bubble top face
I'm the press
See
We are doing a cover story called, 'Fame to Doom'
Tell me, sir
You were like a ball of fat
How did you become a bag of sugar balls?
Who changed you from a 'booze-mouth' to a 'pig-mouth'?
Trying to hit me?
I'll burst bubbles
Who are you? Why are you disturbing the patient?
Go outside
Hey, egg crate Bye See you
Bye
He is a dangerous person
Did you see how he has deformed my friends?
He didn't kill anyone He has only destroyed their form
There is some reason for this There is a connection between everything
We'll find it out soon
Don't know what he poured on the body and made the bees bite
The swelling is not subsiding at all
My body
Calm, calm
How to be calm, doctor?
Saying 'More than that', 'More than that', you've disfigured us like this
When are you going to change us like before?
When? When?
Tell us
- Calm down, please - Calm down, please
I have consulted the world's best doctors
and I'm giving you advanced treatment
Don't worry I'll cure you very soon
I promise you
Hey, here I'm talking seriously and you're laughing
No, I thought about what Hunchback might have in mind for you both
I felt like laughing
Shut up
There's no use trusting the police now
We'll get caught
Before he comes for us we must get ahead
We don't even know where he is
Excuse me, sir
There's an invitation for Mr John
Next bulls-eye
Shut-up Who gave this?
Some press reporter, sir He gave it and just left
What, John?
Why are you so shocked as if you heard death bells tolling?
Hey! I know you won't kill me
You must also know that I won't just let you go
Hey fire for Ravi, hair for Osma, bees for Indrakumar
What do you have for me?
As you are an important villain
More than that
No...no
For one last time, take a look at your handsome face
You, creep
You ugly pig! You, sack of crap
I'll kill you
It was wrong to let you live
Hey, wait
Hey!
Did you get scared?
Simply...
...was fooling around
John
you are gone
Tell me
Mr John is admitted in emergency because of a high voltage shock
What?
It's very horrible Come immediately
Let's go
Where?
I'll drop you back at home
You?
I'll just be on my way somewhere go to a place where no one can find me
Aren't you ashamed to say this?
Don't torture me, Diya
If I live, it will be with you
I'm a dead man, Diya
I have no town, name or place to call my own
I'm nothing
There is no chance for us to live together
Had I become like you, would you have left me?
No
- Come, let's go - Where?
Let's both go to a place where no one can find us
Diya
Diya, don't Stop the car
Diya, listen to me
Stop the car
Diya
No one will come here
Just you and I
Let's walk together all our life with our hands held
A few days later...
Sir, visitors are not allowed
The Press
Sir, this is John
Is this really John? There's only a burnt bone
Coming from the magazine 'Checkmate'
Excuse me
We are doing a cover story on 'Fame to Doom' - Season 2
Tell me
How did you, who was Model No 1, become a kerosene roasted comedian?
Wanting to stop the train, you pulled the electric wire, I heard
Why?
Why do you keep clicking your tongue like a male frog making a pass at a female?
Hey hole-mouth, where are you going taking ducks for a graze?
Hey! Stop! Where is the main villain?
In this hospital where you were the doctor
you have got admitted as a patient, doctor
It's a medical miracle
What sort of face is this?! Like a truck that banged into a tree
See how shy, darling feels when I talk about his beauty
Okay, is this a leg or a bed, rolled up?
I'm sure you can't pull in anything through this
Hey, tell the truth
Aren't you lying here without your briefs?
Hey, yam-head
Do you think you became like this because a dog bit you?
This is...More than that
- Verorab-five doses! - Okay, doctor
Who is it? What are you doing?
'Hide and Seek'
'Eat the good egg and take the crap egg'
Start
That 'crap egg' is what you injected once in five days for five times
Didn't you inject Lingesan without his knowledge?
Same way, using your own hands, without your knowledge
Lingesan placed a wow checkmate
If what you injected was Virus 'I', this is 'more than that'
'An I for an I'
"With me, if you be..."
"With life, I shall be"
God is great
Don't worry, Lingesan! You'll be alright
Now, for you...
Three doses a day This is for external application
- God bless you both - Thanks, doctor
"With me, if you be..."
"...with life, I shall be"
"With me, if you be..."
"With life, I shall be"
Steady, steady
Yes!
It's okay
It's going to be fine
Up! Come up, Lingesan
Come on, Lingesan! Straighten up...both legs
It's okay! Cool
What's it, Lingesan? Knocking us out with your dance
'Mesmerized, I am!'
"What is true love? if a question arises..."
"I would say, 'You and me'!"
"If 'You and me' is not true..."
"I will hunt down love and kill it too"
"Tresses and moustache as one, I will stitch with a needle and thread"
"Like water within a coconut, I will keep it in my heart, enclosed!"
"I am a world bloomed off a flower's stem"
"I will live revolving around only you"
"With your heart as my blanket, Safe, I will sleep by"
"As the life in your body, Within you, I shall lie"
"With me, if you be..."
"With life, I shall be"
"With me, if you be..."
"With life, I shall be"
"With me, if you be, With life, I shall be"
"With me, if you be..."
You are looking lovely today, truly
Diya...
Hey...
- Give me a super pose - Sure!
Nice!
Great!