["Himothy" by Katori Walker plays]
Welcome to Inside.
The Sidemen's first ever reality show.
One house, seven days.
♪ I'm like pause, though Please step aside so they can see me… ♪
All battling it out for £1 million.
The only catch?
We've taken absolutely everything from them.
-They start… -…With nothing.
Can't handle it? Everything in Inside has a price.
And that price isn't just for you. It's gonna cost everyone.
Every day we'll be testing the contestants with Sidemen challenges.
£50 000 is gone.
Where they can earn more money,
-but if they fail… -They could lose it all.
♪ Please step aside So they can see me and I-- ♪
♪ Walk up in this ***** like ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm really him ♪
♪ Talkin' my **** like ♪
♪ ***** I'm really him ♪
[song ends]
[narrator] Our first contestant is one of the UK's biggest YouTubers.
He's had numerous iconic songs,
but his biggest hit came from KSI's right hand.
It's Joe Weller.
This is it.
Peace.
[atmospheric music playing]
Oh my Lord.
Is this an airport?
Right. Hello?
"Inside. No phones."
"No access to the outside world."
"Smile. You're on camera."
"And you must obey all instructions." What are they gonna be?
My name's Joe Weller. I'm 28.
I'm known for exploring abandoned buildings,
surviving in the Amazon rainforest, and making a song about my cat.
♪ You're a kitty, now kitty take a seat ♪
♪ You're causing too much ruckus That's not okay with me ♪
Well, you know the rest. So give it to me.
-No? -[producer] No.
Oh, you know. Anyways…
[narrator] Has he got the Fred Perry logo tattooed on his neck?
[Joe] There goes the bag.
And the pillow.
Oh.
Okay. Right. See you!
And here we go.
I wanna take part in this because it's something I've never done before.
Twenty-four seven
in a house with people that are from all walks of life.
I'm a team player.
I wanna do whatever it takes for us to get along.
But when it comes to that one million, that's coming home with me.
Daddy's coming!
What?
What is that?
No!
Wait. Is there no one else here? Hello?
[laughs] Hello?
Is there no one else around?
What is this?
This is actual prison, no?
[narrator] There tends to be less makeup stations in prison.
[Joe] There's a double bed.
Surely, I take that.
Let's have a go on it.
[yelling, laughing] Oh my God!
[peppy music playing]
[narrator] Our next contestant is famous for trying to find love on an island.
No, it's not Prince Andrew. It's Chloe Burrows.
-[Chloe] Thank you. -[driver] Have a great day.
[music continues]
Uh, ooh.
What on Earth? Is this necessary?
[music fades]
Do I need this? Probably not.
[beeping]
It's a bit like a jail this one.
"No phones. No access to the out…"
"Smile. You're on camera."
I am Chloe Burrows.
I'm 28 years old, and you might know me from Love Island,
but you should know me from my podcast Chloe Vs the World.
Generally, I get along with people really well.
There might be, like, one or two don't like me, but that's their problem.
That's a them problem.
I'm gonna leave this one with you, to be honest.
Should I just go through here? Or that one?
Oh, he said turn right.
-[Joe sighs] -[screams]
Who's that?
[Chloe] Hello?
Hello?
-Hello. -[Chloe] Hello.
-Who is that? -[Chloe] Who is that?
No way!
[Chloe] Who is that?
My name is Joseph.
-[Chloe] Hello, Joseph. -Well, you can call me Joe.
-[Chloe] Okay, Joe it is. -[Joe] Okay.
-How's it going? Chloe. -[Chloe] It's good.
-How are you? Hi! -[Joe] I'm good.
-What are you doing here? -Ah, welcome to my new house.
[Chloe] Thank you. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you too. You well? -Yeah, good. How are you?
-Welcome. -[Chloe] Thank you. Do you live here?
I have just moved in about ten minutes ago.
-It's quite nice. -It's not bad to be fair.
-It's big. -Have you seen the bedroom?
-No. Oh. -[Joe snickers] Yeah.
-Oh, single beds. -Mm.
-There's one double. Mm. -Oh, there's a double.
Have you claimed that already?
I have and I thought I'd mess it up a little
so it doesn't look as appetizing to go near.
Where do I wanna go? I'm gonna go in the corner.
Away.
Yeah.
-Chloe's bed. -Make it look like someone's slept in it.
Yeah. I'm gonna put my drawer out so it looks like I've got stuff in here.
Just be like, "What's in there?"
-How long have you been here? -I've been here, like ten, 15 minutes.
-Oh, you just got-- -Yeah.
[Chloe] Oh, this is so cute!
-Love it, love it, love it. -Pretty good, innit?
I wanna take part because I think it is, like,
this hasn't been done before and it's the Sidemen, okay?
I wanna be part of it, so it's cool.
It's a little flex. I've been in a Sidemen series.
Have you? No. [laughs]
Were you on, like, any other shows?
Yep.
-Love Island, no? -The Apprentice.
-I was on The Apprentice. -The Apprentice?
-No, you weren't. -No, I was on Love Island. [laughs]
-When were you on that? -Three years ago.
And is that, like, similar vibes to this?
-No. It's in a villa with a pool. -No, I know.
-Snacks! -[Joe] Yeah, have a look.
-We've got loads. Have a look. -Really?
-[Chloe] You're chatting shit. -It's unreal.
[Joe] Wow!
How good's that?
[Chloe] What the fuck?
-[Joe] Shall we eat it now? -[Chloe] This doesn't even… Oh, it does.
There we go.
[Chloe] Oh…
How many people… How many beds were there?
-Did you count? -I didn't.
So you're sharing a bed then, I'm assuming?
-Does that mean… -Obviously.
I thought you'd have it to yourself.
[Chloe] Why would you have it to yourself?
[Joe] Like, surely it's like the… Well, first come, first served.
-For a double bed? Right. -Hmm.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
-Yeah. -It would make sense that you're sharing.
-'Cause why would they do nine? -One, two,
three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
-Ten. -Oh, okay.
When do they ever do an odd number of people?
-Okay. -Well, that's nice for you.
Ideally I don't wanna share a bed.
-Well, you've done it now. -No. I have to make the bed.
[both laughing]
-[Joe] I'll just make it, right. -Oh. Fucking hell.
[smooth music playing]
[man] Whoo!
[narrator] Next up, his glasses are so big
that he can already see who's won the show.
It's Specs Gonzalez.
[music fades]
Conveyor?
[beeping]
Does it go here? It's a conveyor.
[exhales] Whoo!
[sighs]
Looking good. Let's check this out.
My name's Specs Gonzalez. I'm 19 years old.
I'm best known for comedy sketches and bringing out my personality.
I look at myself as, like, Ian Wright, the uncle of the game.
No offense, man, but you're old.
[narrator] Forget Ian Wright. Ian Wrong makes his way upstairs.
Ew! There's a fly in here! That's disgusting!
[mocking] Oh my God!
[narrator] Watch out, Chloe, because the stick insect is coming in.
No, I'm literally not doing any creepy-crawlies.
-Oh, wow. -[Chloe] That's not funny.
Sounds like someone else coming.
-[screams] Oh my God! Specs! -[Specs] What the heck!
-Damn! -No way, geeze. What you saying?
-Joe Weller! -You good?
-Where you been, man? -[Joe] Out here, yeah.
-Good to see you, brother. -[Chloe] Oh my God! Hey!
-How are you? -[Chloe] I'm good. How are you?
-Come here, man. Come here. -[Chloe] I love the look.
[yelling]
[indistinct chattering]
-Mate, you look fresh. -Look at you.
-It's good. -Gilet.
-Are you a bit hot? -I'm a bit hot, but I have to wear this.
-Yeah, you do. -[Specs] How's it looking?
-Unreal. -Cowboy-y.
I haven't seen you in two years! Let me see something.
What's he doing?
-WWE. Still good, bro. -[Joe] Yeah, yeah.
[both laughing, chattering]
All right. Anyways, how are you brother? You well?
Do you think there's any girls coming in, or will we all be doing WWE?
If any of these housemates start snoring like a lawnmower,
I will turn their nose around and pull the plug out.
We can't have that [imitates snoring]. Like zombies at the door.
My alarm is me singing waking me up.
So if you're sleeping next to me,
good morning.
-Do you snore? -[Chloe] No.
-Yeah, that's the worst thing. Snoring. -Snoring.
I… uh… Do you snore?
I don't think so.
-There's only one way to find out. -[Joe] I don't think so.
-No, I don't think so. -I'm doing this one.
I wanna be, you know--
I need to go in the middle. I'm gonna go right here.
-You know. I'll do… -[Joe] Yeah, I'll be happy here.
The mattress is quite lumpy, isn't it, that one?
So are we gonna wrestle, man?
Hundred percent. Mate, put these all together. Make a ring.
Is that what we do? You can't break my neck.
[mumbles] A game's a game, bruh.
-Sorry Chloe. -You're a wrestler as well?
I'm a professional WWE Superstar.
[Chloe and Specs laugh]
Great. Cool.
-[laughs] That is me. -[Specs] Sorry, Chlo.
-[Chloe laughs] Oh yeah, that's good. -Oi, Specs,
-two people have to share a bed. Yeah. -No way.
Last ones who come in get that. Sorry, I don't care. No rules.
-Is it? They gotta share? -[Joe] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So they have to do, um, head to toe?
-No, top and tail. -No, it's called head to toe.
-Top and… top and tail. -They go top and tail.
[narrator] We called it a 69 in my school.
[upbeat music playing]
[narrator] Next up is Angry Ginge.
The only person that streams more than him is his nan watching Magic Mike.
What a shithole.
[music fades]
[laughs] What is this?
It's not gonna go off, is it? I've not got anything on me.
[beeping]
Uh, I'm Angry Ginge, 22.
And I'm best known for being one of the best gamers in the world.
Yeah, I think my followers would describe me as, um,
fat ginger bastard.
What else have I been called? Chippy tits. Any name under the sun to be fair.
I wanted to take part because, obviously, I've grown up with my Mom on the sofa
watching, like, Big Brother, stuff like that.
Opportunity to do something similar. I thought, "Why not?"
"No phones. No access to the outside. No contraband."
"Smile. You're on camera."
Let's go.
-[Joe] …got plugs but I'm like, for what? -Oh my God, the door's gone.
-No. -What was that?
Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl.
-Bonjour. -[Chloe screams]
[both cheering] Yeah!
-[Ginge] Oh my God. -Hi!
-Nice to meet you! -[Ginge] Nice to meet you.
[Chloe] Are we hiding?
-I'm buzzing. Yes! I was like… -[Chloe] Why is it all boys?
-Hi, bruv. -[Ginge] 'Ello.
You were meant to hide, but you didn't work well, did ya?
-Yes, there's a fucking dartboard. -[Joe] Yeah, but bruv, there's no darts.
-Angry Ginge. -Yeah, but I brought my own
'cause I tried to try and just in case there was a dartboard.
-What? -But I don't have them on me.
Yeah, if he's got…
-You can't have a dartboard with no darts. -Why's it all boys?
-Oh my God, buzzing. -Go get them, Angry Ginge, man.
[Ginge] I genuinely am not looking forward to not being able to stream.
I absolutely love streaming. I love the community.
I love everyone who watches.
The fact I'm not gonna be able to do it for a week does hurt me.
Whilst I'm in this house, I just… I just hope people pray
and don't forget that gingers do have souls.
Ooh. Come out, man. He's here now. He knows you're here, bro.
-It's not even… Okay. I knew it. -[all laughing]
Um…
Who claimed the double bed?
-No one yet. -Are you sharing or is that on your own?
-Dunno, mate. -[laughs]
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Okay, you're sharing that. I'll have this one.
-So, next, do you snore? -I dunno. I'm asleep, mate.
[Joe] But surely someone's told you.
Oh, no. I've never… I've never had a partner that slept with me.
-[Joe] Oh fuck. -Hey, G, you're a big guy.
[Joe] I reckon you have the big bed.
[Specs] You know what I mean?
I'm not sharing it. I'd rather have a single bed on me own.
It is, look. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
I'm not stupid. You're deffo in there and want me to share.
-[Chloe laughing] -[Ginge] I'm right, aren't I?
-[laughing] -[Ginge] I'm right, aren't I?
-[Joe] You nailed it. -Yeah, thank you. Thank you.
-Oh, mate. -How old are you again?
Twenty-nine.
[laughing]
-Why you laughing? -You're at least mid-forties,
and you wanna share a bed with a 22 year old.
[laughing]
[upbeat music playing]
[narrator] Next in is Liv Bentley,
a Made in Chelsea star who now sells sex toys.
So she's gone from useless pricks to useful ones.
-Thank you. Thank you. -Have a great day.
What the hell am I doing?
[music fades]
The f…
Do I just put this here?
It's like some dungeon.
Hi. I'm Liv Bentley and I
am probably best known for being on a show called Made in Chelsea.
And hopefully, now London's biggest lube seller.
How would I describe my content?
Pretty shite to be honest with you. [laughs]
There's nothing entertaining about it.
I sell vibrators.
That's honestly all it is.
[indistinct chattering]
Who goes there?
Get out of our property!
-[Chloe] Hello? -Oh my God.
[Specs] Oh my God.
Liv! [squeals]
[Chloe squeals] Hello! Thank God you're here.
Oh my God. Welcome!
-[Chloe] Thank God you're finally here! -Oh my God.
-This is where we're sleeping? -How you doing? I'm Joe.
-Nice to meet you, Liv. -How are you?
-I'm a bit nervous. How are you? -Nice to meet you.
-Good. You get to pick a bed. -This is a bit much.
-Got to pick a bed? -Yeah.
[Liv] Where are you? I'm gonna… This is bizarre.
Isn't it? What are you doing? You're so tanned!
-Really? Costa del Fulham. -Yeah.
-[Joe] There we go. -Oh my God.
-Oh, God. -Yeah.
-I don't know what the hell I'm doing. -Me neither.
-What is all this? -We are in prison.
Because I speak like a nob,
people just automatically assume I come from loads of money
and I've had everything handed to me, but it's actually not true.
The money side of it, that can be great,
but I want to do it because it sounds quite jokes
and it's not anything I've done before.
Honestly, I don't know who the Sidemen are.
I don't know what a Sideman is.
I don't know… Well, people are gonna think I'm an idiot for doing this now,
but no, I'm gonna be honest, I've no idea who they are or what they look like.
I am the type of person, if you are annoying me,
I will say it to your face.
And if you continue to annoy me, I'll slag you off to everyone else.
-Oh my God. Specs, you're blind. -[Specs] Huh?
-You're blind. -Oh my God, those glasses!
No alcohol, man? It's like taking a shot, innit.
-You ought to get it looked at. It's bad. -[laughs]
-[Chloe] He'll be all right. -Guys.
Give me some of the money for laser treatment.
[laughs]
Liv, what do you do?
I sell lube.
-What? -[Liv] I'm not joking.
-Sell lube. CBD lubricant. -[Specs] What's lube?
-What's that? -[Liv] Lube.
-Yeah, but for what? -You know what lube is.
I make it, yeah.
What do you mean? You make it from scratch?
Well, I don't personally make it. A factory makes it.
Whoo!
So random. I didn't know you did that.
-So… -You're serious as well, aren't ya?
That's mad.
-I'm trying to work out… -It's like a huge thing…
-Is that a family business? -No, no, no. I started it.
How long have you had it?
-Like, four years? -[Chloe] My God!
-Do you… do you test the products? -Yeah. I give it to all my mates.
We're in the process of trying to make a vibrator, but it's like…
When you work in this industry, it gets a bit boring. Like…
What vibrator is boring?
Well…
So can you send me some now? For free.
-Yeah. -[Specs] Five, six.
[laughing] Five?
-[laughs] -[Liv] Five or six.
Why you laughing?
-Day one and you're asking for lube, man. -Why not?
[indistinct]
It's bad.
I'm not a big, um, I'm not like a creator.
That's why I'm questioning why I'm doing this.
I'm just a washed-up reality star. I wouldn't even say star.
[narrator] Our sixth housemate is Manrika.
She once starred in a show called The Circle.
But how will she shape up here?
Shapes is what I'm going for there.
I can't believe I'm finally here.
[upbeat music playing]
Thank you so much.
Jesus Christ.
Oh!
Where in God's name am I?
[beeping]
Oh my God.
I don't know what I was expecting, but it weren't bloody this.
My name's Manrika, I'm 28,
and I'm best known for TikTok and Instagram.
I reckon there's a lot of people out there that probably find me quite irritating.
The accent's one that does it, to be honest.
That's one I hear the most.
But what do you want me to do? Can't change my accent. I'm 28 years old.
[narrator] I'm 28 and I can change my accent.
[mocks accent] Hello, I'm Manrika.
-[Ginge] Hello! -Hello!
-Oh my God. -[Specs] Who is that?
-Hello. Fine. -[Joe] How you doing?
-I'm Manrika. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
How are you? Hello, gorgeous.
I knew you was in here. I knew you was in here.
-Hi. I'm Manrika. Nice to meet you. -[Liv] Hi.
Specs. Nice to meet you. One, two,
and spin, three.
I like that. It's a bit different.
Of course. That's what we do, man. I wear glasses.
-Nice to meet you. I'm Manrika. -Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
[Manrika sighs]
I don't know what I was expecting, but it weren't this.
-[Chloe] My hair's going. -No, mine's worse.
We need to take you to the room so you can pick your bed.
Let's do that then.
-Don't want to get to know her first? -Sorry, sorry.
Get to know her before you take her to the bedroom, Specs.
What's your name? Where do you come from?
My name's Manrika.
I come from a beautiful place just outside of Birmingham
called the Black Country.
Wolverhampton?
Close.
-A bit worse. Manrika. -[Ginge] What's your name? Ma… Ma…
-Manrika, okay. -You can call me Rika for short.
-Rikes. Rikes. -Rikes.
-All my, like, best friends call me that. -Right, okay. Okay, fairs.
What do I do? Chat shit on the internet really.
-Yes! -[Manrika] That's it.
-Free innit. Can do that. -Yeah. Know what I mean?
I'm very quick with my responses.
I come out with the weirdest and the most random one-liners ever.
Like, I don't even know how my brain works sometimes,
but I just come up with things straightaway.
-Yeah, he's very good. -There's just these two rooms.
This is stunning, innit.
So Specs is on that bed, if you want to share it with him.
-I'm all right, thank you. -Yeah, correct choice.
Where's… where else has everyone picked?
[Chloe] I'm in the corner. I guarantee I'll have a snorer next to me.
-Yeah, one definitely. -[Chloe] I'll put money on it.
-Does anyone snore? -I don't know.
[Joe] I feel like he does.
I'm not gonna lie. I haven't shared a bed in months, so I don't have a clue.
I'm actually scared if I do snore 'cause that's on camera now, isn't it?
-Yeah, but what's… what's… -I'll come over and hold your nose.
-Not attractive. -[Liv] Will they sell earplugs?
Unattractive, I'll say. Yeah.
Have you watched the Sidemen before?
-Nope. Fucking hell. -[Manrika] You're in for a week of hell.
[narrator] Next in is a rapper and ladies' man.
He's fire in the booth and gold in the tooth.
It's Castillo.
[Castillo] Brev.
[atmospheric music playing]
Yo.
Thank you.
Brev. It's looking good, brev. It's looking good.
[narrator] I wonder how long it'll take him to say his catchphrase.
Yo, metal detectors, brev.
-Big man ting, yo. -[narrator] Never mind.
[beeping]
Whoa, brev.
Big man to see the doors lock on me, brev.
Bare cameras watching me in there.
Big man ting, yeah. It's Castillo, 35.
I do social media,
give relationship advice, all of that, brev.
I would describe my content as controversial.
People say I'm blunt and unfiltered, you get me, brev,
but I just like to be real.
I would think that people would think I'm a madman.
Got gold teeth, long hair.
With the gold teeth, these top are permanent,
and these two are cemented in, so I can take these ones out.
Yeah, but I got them 'cause my teeth are fucked.
So I got the gold ones to make it look like they're hella straight.
Plus, I like old Romanian ladies with gold teeth. It looks cool.
Some single beds, you know.
There's single beds, brev.
-[all] Oh! -Yo.
Oh, my days! Castillo!
Hey. Wagwan my G.
-Come in for one, my G. -[Specs] Good to see you, man.
[indistinct chattering]
-[Castillo] Stronger than I thought. -[Specs] I still got strength.
[indistinct]
You're giving me anxiety, baby. You're giving me anxiety.
-Castillo. Wagwan, my G. -Angry Ginge.
-Nice to meet you. -[Joe] Castillo!
-Joe. -Good to meet you.
-[Joe] What's your name? -Castillo.
-Castillo. Nice to meet you. -Yo, I like this, brev.
[all laughing, chatting]
-Wagwan. Nice to meet you. -I'm Chloe. Nice to meet you.
-Castillo. -[Chloe] Castillo.
[Specs] Come and sit down, man. Let's talk about Castillo, man.
Good, brev. Come on. Come on.
Wait. Hold on. Why are we sitting in different places?
-Everyone go back to their seats. -Just sit down. Just sit down.
[all chattering]
Brev, this show's good. How many's in here? One, two, three…
Ten all together, but still three more to come.
Shit!
[Liv] Ow, for fuck's sake.
-[Castillo] How you feeling? -[Joe] Good, man. Good.
Ready to rumble. What do you… What do you do?
Me? I just chat shit on the internet, brev.
That's exactly what I said.
Nothing big to tell you, brev. Just chatting shit. You get me?
I'm extremely competitive.
And I will literally manipulate anybody to get my P's, brev. That's where I'm at.
If somebody tries to form an alliance,
I'll probably go along with it just so I can snake them afterwards.
[Ginge] You can have the double one.
-This one? -[Ginge] It's up to you, innit?
You're bare taller. Sure you don't want it?
I'm fine.
[Ginge] Specs, you got a partner now.
The fact that you're offering me this makes me feel weird.
Why you offer me this one?
You lot weed in the bed, brev?
A'ight. Cool, innit?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like it's a setup.
What you laughing for?
-[Specs] Say no more. Yeah. -We're sharing? Nah.
-[all laughing] -Nah. Can't do that, brev.
-[all laughing] -What they talking about?
-Why not? -Listen… Nah. Allow it, brev.
I ain't sharing a bed…
Hold on. Is there enough beds for all of us?
-Maybe not. -Someone has to share with Specs.
-[Joe] Yeah. Someone has to. -You tried to set me up nicely.
You lot are sick.
Right now I'm laying down a lot of tings, you get me?
I'm getting a lot of tings still, brev.
If there's any attractive girl in there,
then I'm definitely gonna chat them up, brev.
Not for my own self, brev. For the money.
I don't really mind someone being lazy as long as you wash your balls, brev.
That's the main thing.
I don't know, brev. I've got, like, £20 in my account, so I wanna win, brev.
-[Manrika] Yeah. I hear it. -Why don't you… Why don't we split?
-[laughing] -He's chatting shit, brev.
You don't have any? Yeah, let's split. Trying to be nice now, brev.
He said it the most and I bet he's the last one to do it.
He'll literally win and we'll never hear from him again.
-Ha, look at him. -I'm a team player.
Lies, brev. A'ight.
[upbeat music playing]
[narrator] Next up is Nifè, a TikToker and dancer.
But will the others bump and grind her gears?
-[Nifè] We're here. -[narrator] Dance.
I'm finally here. This is crazy.
What have I said yes to?
Thank you! Have a good day.
Okay. Here we go.
My new home.
[exclaiming] Oh my Gosh.
What am I actually doing? What am I actually doing?
Okay. No phones?
"Smile. You’re on the camera."
[laughs]
So my name is Nifè, otherwise known as it'sjustNifè online
and everybody knows me because I dance. I dance everywhere.
Get my mom to dance, get my friends to dance,
get my cousins to dance. So yeah. That's me.
I started on TikTok a couple of years ago. Did some viral dance challenges.
Had the likes of Zac Efron and people amazing doing these dances.
Yeah, my life basically changed from then.
I can't lie.
Giving up my social media, my phone for a week is gonna be hard.
I don't think I've ever gone even two days without it.
Me and the Sidemen don't really go together.
But I think the audience are gonna love it.
I think they're gonna see the competitive side of me as well, so…
I'm ready.
-Oh my God! -Yes!
[indistinct chattering]
-Hello! -Hi.
-[Chloe] Oh my God! -Hi.
Oh my God. I'm so happy to see you.
-Hello! I'm good. -[Specs] You all right? Lovely hair, man.
Hi, thank you.
-Oh my God, haven't seen you in ages. -[Joe] Good to see you.
-Hi! Lovely to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
-[Nifè] Hello! -Nice to meet you.
Lovely to meet you.
-Hi, darling. -I'm Manrika. Nice to meet you.
[indistinct]
-[Liv] How are you? -I'm good. How are you? Okay.
-Whoo. -Look at you, you look lovely.
-Thank you. -[Chloe] Gorgeous.
-Be bright today. -[Specs] Come to win, innit huh?
We gonna do it.
-Yeah. We're all splitting. [laughing] -Should we split it?
[Chloe] Should we split it? Should we all split it?
-Yeah, go on. -[Nifè] I think it would be fab.
-But I don't trust people, so… -[Castillo] Trying to snake you already.
Yeah, yeah. Come on.
-[Specs] You don't trust me? -I don't know you yet.
-[laughs] I don't know you yet, my guy. -[Specs exclaims]
[upbeat music playing]
[narrator] Next up it's Leah Halton from Australia.
Just like David Beckham, she comes from Victoria.
This is so crazy!
-Thank you so much. -You're welcome.
Thank you.
Thank you so much. [gasps]
Oh my God. I'm nervous.
[vocalizes] Inside.
Oh.
Is this an airport? Hello? [laughs]
Let's go through.
[beeping]
Oh.
Oh, there's a little mirror. Okay.
My bag is not gonna fit. [strains]
[strains] Oh my God.
[sighs] Is that challenge one?
Fricking…
Muscles. Okay, bye, bag. I hope I see you again.
Okay. I'm nervous. I'm fine. I'm fine.
Hi. I'm Leah, I'm 23, and I'm a content creator.
The particular video that I am famed for was
a thirst trap on TikTok and it was to a YG Marley song.
I think it has over 800 million views.
To describe myself in three words, I would say,
crazy cat lady. [laughs]
I have a baby and his name is Prada and I would give my life for him.
I'm not joking. [laughs]
I cry a lot. That's something you can put in.
I cry… I cry over everything.
I'm so emotional.
I'm a Cancer rising for all those star sign girlies. [laughs]
So I'm from Melbourne, Australia, and there are lots of creepy-crawlies,
but that doesn't take away from the fact that they are
so scary and so gross.
I hope the Aussies will be rooting for me back home.
I'll do this for you guys. [laughs]
This is massive.
-There's someone. -Hi!
What's that?
Hello. Hello!
-It's Beyoncé. -Hi, everyone.
[Castillo] Hey, wagwan.
Oh my God, there's so many people!
-Hi! -Hi.
-I'm Leah. -I'm Chloe. Nice to meet you.
I'm gonna forget everyone's names. Hello.
-I'm Nifè. -Lovely to meet you.
-Hi. I'm Manrika. -Lovely to meet you.
-Nice to meet you, man. -Hi. [laughs]
-Nice to meet you. -Always. Nice to meet you, man.
-[Liv] How are you? -How are you? I'm Leah.
-Uh, Castillo. Nice to meet you. -Lovely to meet you.
Is everyone here from the UK? No, yes?
-[Joe laughing] Where are you from, Specs? -No?
-[Specs] New Zealand. -You're not. You're a liar.
[upbeat music playing]
[narrator] Our last guest is Fanum from America.
He won't be the last Yank to be had in the house.
-Appreciate that. -It's a heavy one, sir.
Appreciate you.
A'ight. Yeah.
[music ends]
Oh this ain't even beep for real.
I go by the name Fanum.
I'm 26. I'm from New York City, the Bronx.
And I create content. I stream YouTube, stuff like that.
I'm part of a group. I'm part of AMP.
AMP is one of the biggest groups on YouTube.
Honestly speaking, I think I can win because,
so, I already live with a bunch of people all the time.
So I figure I'm a veteran already. I'm seasoned in that aspect, right?
And on top of that, there's challenges.
That's what I do too, all day every day,
so it's like challenges, people in the house.
Seem like easy takings.
If I won a million pounds, right, pounds is heavier than dollars.
Pounds, it's heavy, bro.
They gotta be like, I gotta do some wavy shit, like…
buy a helicopter, fuck it.
[laughs] You, like, hey, bro. Spend 100 000 on nothing.
[laughs] Oh, bro.
[narrator] Buying a helicopter and fuck in it.
The Kobe Bryant way.
Y'all, what up?
Oh my God!
You better get used to me. What up, brother?
What up, yo?
-Wagwan, my G. Castillo. What's your name? -Fanum, bro.
-Yes, brother, you okay? -Whattup?
[Specs] He doesn't know what's going on.
How are you? Joe. Good to meet you.
Hi. I'm Chloe. Nice to meet you.
-What's up? Fanum. What's up? -Nice to meet you.
-Hello. I'm Leah. -How you doing?
[Nifè] What's up? What's up? What's up? Hey.
-What's up? -[Nifè] How are you?
-Hi. I'm Liv. How are you? -What up?
How y'all doing? What y'all doing?
I feel we got to tell you straightaway. You got to share a bed.
-Come. Come. Come. -We'll go to the room.
[laughing]
-Gotta share the bed. -Who's sleeping in bed with me?
Take it.
-[Castillo] Gotta show them from early. -Shh.
[all laughing]
[yelling]
[Castillo] Look. Look. That's the last bed, brev.
Then that's my shit right there.
-A'ight? Yeah, go… -It's my shit.
Cool. Go in it. Cool, my brother.
-Why you making that face? -[Castillo] You will see.
You will see, brother.
-You gotta share with someone, my broski. -[all laughing]
You know, obviously… Where you from? What part of America?
-New York. -Oh, New York.
If I sleep there, I gotta share with somebody?
-Yeah. Yeah. -[Joe] Yeah.
-'Cause you the last person. -A'ight. A'ight.
[Specs] Are you good with that?
Yeah, but--
-The person you're sharing with is… me! -[all laughing]
-He actually has to as well. -[Specs] You serious?
-Oh no! -[all yelling, laughing]
He's broken it! He's broken it!
[Chloe] No way! No way!
Yo, the bed's broken, man.
[all chattering]
I didn't do it!
[Fanum] I think I need a new one already.
Yo!
[all laughing]
[Nifè] That is so funny.
So one time, my friend's dog died,
and I could not stop laughing.
But it wasn't 'cause the dog died.
It was so random, like, why would you tell me that, bro?
Like, and it was just funny.
But he was sad, but it was funny to me, but it wasn't funny--
You get what I'm trying to say. [laughs]
I'm gonna make sure we beat those challenges.
But unfortunately, there's only one winner.
It's gonna be me.
What's the worst thing we've seen Sidemen do on YouTube to each other?
-Uh… Is there any electric shock… -To each other?
-[groans] -[Manrika] Oh, definitely.
[Nifè] I've seen that "Don't Move" thing…
-[Chloe] Yeah, that's… -[men] Yeah. Yeah.
[Joe] I think they're gonna take what they've done in their videos,
challenge-wise, do it to us.
-[Nifè] Yeah. -[Joe] But even more.
[Liv] Has anyone…
But they do £100 000 holidays. That'd be nice.
-They gonna give… -Has anyone got hurt?
-Give them ideas. -[Chloe] Yeah.
-I don't think so. -Oh. No one's gonna like…
-[Specs] That's what… that's… -What do you mean get hurt?
-[Fanum] Simon! -Yeah!
[all cheering]
[indistinct chattering]
-No way! -[Specs laughs]
-Boys! -Wagwan.
-I'm scared. -[indistinct]
-You didn't even knock. -Yeah!
Welcome to Inside.
[all applauding, cheering]
You will all be battling it out
for a prize fund that starts out
at £1 million.
[all cheering]
As you guys can see, there's not much in this house.
That is because everything costs money.
-No, Vik. -It does, unfortunately.
[laughing]
[Simon] We're gonna open up the shop so you can buy whatever you want.
But you're gonna be paying for it through everyone's prize money.
[exclaiming]
Does that include food?
There'll be basic food,
but anything extra, anything nice, it's gonna cost everyone.
So you guys will have to agree or not agree on what that might be.
And there's also gonna be daily challenges for you.
Some will be fun. Some won't.
If you do badly in these challenges,
you're gonna lose a lot of money from your group prize fund,
so you'll need to work together, do well in the challenges,
or that money is gonna be falling down fast.
Vik, you promise I'm gonna see my kids after?
[all laughing]
Maybe with a lot of money too. Who knows?
Whoo! I won.
A'ight, so obviously, there's only ten of you right now,
but there can only be one winner.
So good luck.
[all applauding, cheering]
[narrator] Think Ant and Dec are safe in their job.
Enjoy the…
[Liv] Hey, can we go over it again?
I didn't realize we lose money if we're shit in the challenges.
-[Ginge] Yeah, that's bullshit. -[Liv] I thought it was--
If we do terrible in challenges that's like 100 grand gone.
I bet… How long are we here for?
Ten? Seven days if you get to the end.
I'd say about one or two challenges a day.
I reckon that every challenge, around 50 grand.
-Around 50 grand. -Yeah.
I reckon on a level…
I reckon the prize fund will probably be less than half a mil by the end.
-[Ginge] One hundred percent. -[indistinct] 20K, brev.
You know what? Let's just spend all the money.
No!
We have a million-pound jackpot, but everything costs money that we want.
Everything.
Like basic things.
So I expect a lot of people are gonna be spending a lot of money.
[Fanum] Not me, but hypothetically speaking,
-I get drunk as shit… -[TV chimes]
-…and I just start buying-- -[everyone yelling] The shop is open.
[Castillo] Spending money already.
You lot are too excited for this. You lot are too excited.
[overlapping conversation]
-[Chloe squealing] -[Joe] Girls, don't spend anything.
-Don't buy anything! -Don't tell us what to do.
-Don't. -[Chloe laughs]
-I'll spend what I fucking want. -[Ginge] Wait for everyone.
[Manrika] An ice-cold can of Coke in there.
[Chloe] Do you think we can buy water bottles?
-Temptation Room. -You went to that shop way too quickly.
-Is the gym open? -There's a gym!
-[Ginge] Everyone here? -[Leah laughs]
-Oh, wait. Here we go. -Ah.
-Oh mate, two grand's gone already. -Joe Weller's pillow.
-How much? What? -[Ginge] Two grand.
-Mate, five grand for the table. -[Joe] This is an outrage.
[Manrika] Cherryade, that's my favorite drink.
[Joe] Hot shower, £100 per.
-No fucking way! -[Manrika] I told you.
[all] Per minute?
-[Joe] Earplugs! -[Castillo] Teabags, brev. Mad.
-Coffee 100 quid. -[Liv] I'll give up the coffee.
[Fanum] Hey, look. The meal upgrade too.
-Cherryade's my favorite. -[indistinct]
[Castillo] Salt and pepper, brev.
-What was that? -[Ginge] Ear plugs a grand.
Mate.
-Do you not have a pillow? -I brought my own
'cause I can't sleep with any other pillow that isn't mine.
[indistinct]
What is Joe? Why does Joe Weller have a pillow for £5000?
What is that?
Like did he bring a special pillow with him?
[narrator] I have a special pillow as well.
I like to hump it when I'm lonely.
-We don't need any of it. -We don't need anything.
Joe, you've been in the Amazon rainforest.
We're not chatting to you. You're the last person.
[Ginge] You think for seven days, you each wanna sit in the same room,
not play pool, not play darts, not play anything.
-[Joe] Dude, we can meditate. -Fuck off.
[Manrika] Fuck off.
-That'd be good. -Where's the cashier then?
[Joe] Connect with a higher consciousness.
Wait, cashier, wait, wait.
Yeah. No, I agree.
Guys, you're going for something that's five grand first.
We've just started. Nah.
But once we've got these, we've got them for the week.
Okay. To be fair, okay. Okay.
Hands up if you wanna play darts. Hands up if you wanna play darts.
That's not good enough. That's not good enough.
That's not fucking good enough.
A'ight. Hands up if you want a hot shower.
[Castillo] Big man ting.
[Nifè] I could do without if it's gonna cost £50 per minute.
I don't care, I'm having it.
-[Fanum] If you could pick anything… -Per minute, you know.
I'm not having a… I'm not having a shower.
[Liv] I feel better now that I'm in here.
I was kind of fucking bricking it as I walked in.
I was like, "Who the fuck's gonna be here?"
Plans for the rest of the day? I'm hoping when I get back in there
they haven't spent 20 grand on darts.
Yo, can we spend the money y'all?
-When cravings start kicking in. -Yeah.
Can we spend the money? Can we spend the money?
Damn. Can we spend the money? Damn.
-[Specs] They're buying now. -I knew it! What did you just…
-Why you telling… Why you telling-- -[Specs] Where's the rest of them?
[Leah] No, no, no, no, no…
Yo, why did you do that? [laughs] Brother, why did you do that?
-[Nifè] Wait, what-- -Nothing. He ain't doing shit.
-He's just shit-stirring. -[Fanum] Hold up.
Yo, bro? [laughing] Yo bro, what is wrong with this thing?
-[Chloe] Are you buying stuff? -Yo, bro.
[Nifè] We should wait. We don't have to do it now.
It's gonna be open 24/7.
-Hey, hey, hey. -[Fanum] We're not buying nothing.
Nah, we're not buying nothing.
-[Castillo] We're not buying anything. -No, we, hey. We not…
-We not buying nothing. -He's lying. He's lying.
[Ginge] You a liar. Yo, we ain't buying nothing.
-Are you buying anything? -No, no, no.
-You buying? -Don't worry.
What you about to buy? What you about to buy?
-Nothing. -What you about to buy?
[all chattering]
[Nifè laughing] Where you going? My guy! My guy.
-He ain't buy nothing. -[Castillo] No, no, no, no.
-We out, bro. -[laughs]
None of the boys… You buying anything?
-[Fanum] Don't buy. -[Nifè] You're buying shit.
-Turn around. You ain't buying nothing. -[Nifè] The boys are liars.
[all talking, yelling]
Hold on.
[Ginge] I don't know why he's saying we buying stuff. It's just…
[Fanum] He's being… [indistinct]
Can I tell you something? I know it's too soon--
If we were gonna buy something, we'd tell you.
-[Nifè] I love you both. -[Ginge] Thank you.
-Yeah? -Thank you.
Love me back and respect me. Be honest with me at all times.
-Why would I lie to you? -[Nifè] Okay, cool.
-Honestly, I'm not gonna lie to you. -You're killing me. [laughs]
-This how it is, look, man. -I'm saying--
-We're not buying nothing. -Why would you do that?
-That was…
-Why'd you do that? -Close the door.
Close the door. This is what we could do.
-I'm wearing glasses. -Stop, stop.
-[laughs] -Put your hands down.
Get on your knees now.
-[laughing] -Dance now.
-No, no, no, no. -[laughing]
No listen, we can just order something.
Ah, brev.
It's just a vibe now. You can see how the first day goes.
-Yeah. -Any little thing you feel craving for…
I'll get it 'cause it'll make it a bit slower.
But for now, I'm blessed.
Some sort of food would be good, like…
Yeah, yeah, but I think we're gonna get that shit anyway.
We're gonna get food. I think that's why they have the meal upgrade.
-Okay. -For 2K, but realistically,
I can do with standard food right now.
-If you're hungry, everything's a'ight. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think the younger ones, they're gonna feel the cravings and shit sooner.
[Joe] Yeah.
So, like, the gaming guys, they're used to having caffeine,
having fizzy drinks, having sugar, like, sitting down all day just doing that.
I can't lie. They're probably gonna…
-Yeah, they're gonna go crazy. Facts. -[Joe] Yeah.
-Can I order a croissant? -Shh. Not too loud.
You're saying it too loud, bro.
I don't mind the games and all that stuff, but it's not a necessity for me.
Get what I mean? I don't need it.
-I could literally just chill. -Yeah.
I know they're gonna be buying bare shit, I can feel it.
Wait. We gotta confirm it out loud like, "Oh! Fanum has bought… "
-If y'all do that, I ain't buying shit. -[laughing]
[Fanum] Fanum has bought five bottles of Coke.
-I'd like to order the pool table cues. -You're going too high.
The pool… the pool… the pool… the pool balls.
[Specs] Yeah.
-My darts. -"My."
-Yeah, I bought my own. -Okay.
When we come out, you have to give me…
Wait, come on. They about to come. They gonna…
-Them lot still down at the shop? -Yep. They're gonna be buying shit.
-I can feel it. -They're such dickheads.
Let them crack on. Whatever they're gonna do, they're gonna do.
Ultimately, chill, really, innit?
Yeah, the thing will be when everyone gets really--
I think we should all just get the money into minuses.
We'll owe the Sidemen money.
We can't pay it back anyway. You've only got £20 in the bank.
[snickers]
Is there anyone that you reckon could get on your nerves?
I think every… I think anybody could potentially do it
because you don't know…
Everybody's got their face on at the moment, so right now,
you don't actually know who's really themselves.
Only thing I know is when you're a bit older,
I think it's hard to hide it
'cause you're kind of just like, "Fuck it," innit.
But at the same time, I think anybody can.
-[Specs] Uh… -And salt.
How much have we spent?
-You? You spent that. -How much?
-[Fanum] Five… -[Ginge] 10K.
[Fanum] You right. Let's get it anyway.
-You sure? £10 000. -Yeah.
[Fanum] So nine--
-[Manrika] Ten K? -He's spending it all.
-I was stood outside listening.
-He just spent ten grand. -On what?
-[Fanum] You heard him, right? -He just spent it.
-[Ginge] Ten grand. -Watch this. Do you think…
-He just spent ten grand. -Ten grand on what?
-He just spent ten grand. -All right. Cool.
Ten of these. Is that me?
-Ten? No. -[Specs] Ten of these.
-Why do you need ten? Just get three. -Exactly.
You only have three at a time.
Exactly. He ordered ten. He ordered ten darts.
You ordered ten darts? Can we cancel that?
Look how I play darts. Look how I play darts.
Uncle Specs. Uncle Specs.
-Uncle Specs. -You only need three.
You're the uncle here. You're supposed to be responsible.
Realistically you could use one.
I think in my head I assumed that people would wait,
that we'd try to play the game before we start buying stuff.
People are in here just to play games with everybody's feelings.
It seems like quite a chill group.
I can't figure out if anyone's gonna start arguing.
I could see it.
-Really? Who do you think? -[Castillo] I feel like…
I don't think it's a personal thing. I think personality types will start to…
-Yes. -[Castillo] …like clash.
[theme music plays]
[Liv] No one questioned that one.
Exactly. You see? Well done. Reverse psychology.
-He added too much detail to that. -Did I win?
-Yeah, you won. -[TV chimes]
[Specs] Next up, Joe.
-Your items are ready to collect. -Wait. What? I fucking knew it!
-For fuck’s sake. -[Specs] Look who went! Look who went.
-[Manrika] I knew it, you know. -So you ordered something too.
-[Nifè] Where's your crisps? -[Specs laughs]
[Ginge] How on earth did you think we didn't buy it?
Fucking knew it, jammy little bastard.
-[Manrika] "I didn't buy anything." -Get in.
Oh, they're Littler darts. Get in there.
[Manrika] I fucking knew you got them. I knew you did.
Oh, get in there.
[Manrika] Fuck this game off now.
You literally heard the guy confirm the order.
I don't listen a lot of the time though.
And you also, you guys are very good liars,
which is concerning.
Hey.
-[Ginge laughs] -Hey.
What did you get?
You cheeky little man.
-You didn't get anything? -[Castillo] She got crisps in her pocket.
-I can see. -[Manrika] Wanna pat me?
Set it up, mate. Set it up.
[Liv] Is it gonna say on there every time that your order's ready?
-[Manrika] …walking up the stairs. -[Specs] Where's my crisps?
[theme music plays]
Three and O baby, I'm done.
-I got my moustache waxed yesterday. -[TV chimes]
What's that? "Lunch is ready to collect from the shop."
-[indistinct] …food. -[Chloe] Oh yay.
[narrator] It's time for the group's first meal.
Let's see what they've got in store.
[Specs] I know people are hungry right now.
[Fanum] Yo, food.
[Nifè] Why's Fanum going first? Please let me see what this is.
I just… No, I just want something to eat, you know.
[Castillo] I forgot about this room.
-Yeah, seven o'clock this morning. -Same.
Yo, it's this way, right?
-I'm so hungry! [groans] -[Chloe] I'm starving.
[Specs] I don't need no lunch.
If I see rice and beans like on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here…
-[Manrika] I'm telling you… -What the fuck is that?
-[Nifè] Oh, no. -[Fanum] What the fuck is this?
It's chickpeas and rice.
-I feel like people ain't happy. I can't-- -Can we get some meat? Meat.
-Some meat! -[Chloe] What is it?
[Nifè] How do you say meat in Spanish? [speaks Spanish]
-Oh, rice. -Rice and baked beans.
-Don't you fucking… -It's chickpeas, babe.
-No salt, no pepper. -[Nifè] Is it chickpeas actually?
[Castillo] Rice and beans.
-[Manrika] It's actually baked beans. -[Nifè] Yeah.
-Nah, they're mad. -Plain baked beans.
For £2000, you can upgrade it. I'm just saying.
-Yeah, why not. -For two Gs.
Who's thinking about upgrading it already?
-Who's thinking about upgrading their tea? -[Leah] Honestly, I…
[indistinct]
-Two Gs and we can upgrade it. -[Ginge] Yo.
[indistinct]
[Specs] This is the best meal I've ever seen.
[Joe] So bland.
-Hey, yo, my man. -[Joe] That's so bland.
-[men laughing] -Hey, yo!
-You upgraded. You upgraded. -I confirm salt and pepper.
[Joe] What? Is that all the salt we've got.
-[Chloe] I fucking knew it. -[Joe] There's only two little sachets.
-[Ginge] It's one. It's one. It's one. -What? No, you've just dropped one.
-[Fanum] Hey, let me see this. -[Nifè] We can share one each.
[all laughing]
Hey, I wanted to confirm an upgraded meal. What about that?
-[Manrika] Fuck off. -He said it.
-Get a grip. -He has as well.
-Let's at least try for one day. -This is prison food.
Should we just get another one?
-I'm good. -It's £50, just get another one.
-What is this? -Huh?
[Ginge] Fucking shit.
You are knocking me sick, son.
I don't know if I should be here. That's tempting me now. [indistinct]
I just want to…
We need to make sure no one else comes down.
-I'm here like… -If they're coming, they're coming.
They are gonna come.
We've been here so long, they're gonna be like…
-No! -[Fanum panting]
-Damn. -Bro, bro.
Come on, let's mix it in. Mix it in, mix it in,
That's not fair.
-Come on, come on. -I'm not eating this.
-Let's go. Let's go. -[Nifè] I can't do this. I'm sorry.
[indistinct]
-You don't want some? -We'll try and distract them.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hey, don't leave me with this shit.
-I won't say anything, but just… -[indistinct]
[Fanum] God damn, boy.
-Don't say anything. Let's see how-- -No, no, no.
They'll see the prize money drop.
-[Fanum] I'm chilling with this. -Do you want some chicken?
-Come get it. Come on, come get it. -I'm not trying to get used to it.
Trust me. Trust me.
I'm not gonna try and get used to it. This is great.
[Nifè] I'm not gonna say nothing but if they ask, I hope you're honest.
-What? What you talking about? -[Nifè] I'm gonna go upstairs.
What? Go upstairs. Nah, I'm playing. [laughing]
[Nifè] If they say something, I don't know if I can keep quiet.
I'll tell them, yo, my dietary reasons, they gave me this shit.
-[cackles] -[Fanum] Hold on, bro.
[Nifè] I can't believe I'm eating beans and rice.
What has life come to? Wait, we got our salt coming.
-I don't think they sell the salt. -Oh, okay. Okay.
Mm. Now this is good as fuck, boy.
-[Nifè] Enjoy. -What's the sauce?
[Fanum] Mm, it's BBQ. Do you wanna try? Are you sure?
[Nifè] …beans and rice. Is that kind of food available?
[Fanum laughs]
Listen, he did what he had to.
At this point, I think I'm just gonna accept everybody…
Cause I'm gonna get…
[laughing]
[Nifè] Let me stop laughing. Let me stop laughing.
Let me see what they up to.
[whispers] Shh, don't say anything.
Um, where's Chloe? Chlo, I gotta wait five minutes.
[Fanum] Did she just snitch on me? Did she just snitch on me?
[Nifè] They did get salt and pepper.
It makes it a lot better, like, a lot better.
-So if you want salt and pepper… -[Liv] I finished. No, I didn't finish it.
I ate enough.
If you want some later, salt and pepper makes it much better.
-And I got cold rice and beans. -[Liv] Oh delicious.
[Joe] …'cause that's why I had my mum and my stepdad, people I trust,
And this thing was literally moving, like…
What did you do?
They had to switch it up.
[Chloe] Why?
-I got like a dietary issue. -[Liv] What did they do?
Are you sure?
We just lost another 100 grand.
What did they do? What did he do?
He's got dietary issues so he had to have his meal changed.
-Who's got dietary issues? -Fanum.
-What's he had to have? -[Manrika] He can't eat rice and beans.
[Fanum coughing]
[Manrika] That's what he said. -Fanum, what is it they changed it to?
What happened? [Fanum coughing]
-Wait. Bollocks. He upgraded his meal. -What did you upgrade it to?
What is it they changed it to 'cause of your diet?
-[laughing, coughing] I can't hear you. -[Liv] You little shit.
-Wait, has he got a better meal than me? -Well, it's 'cause of his dietary issues.
What diet means you had to have extra on top of rice and beans?
That's really unfair.
What are you doing? We literally met five minutes ago.
That's really unfair.
-He's got chicken. -[Liv] Can you stop throwing that out?
-[Specs] Who? -[Chloe] He does.
[laughing]
-[Specs] One second… -Where's your fucking lunch?
[screams]
Chloe, let's go get a pack of crisps.
-[Manrika] I'm dead. -Nah, I didn't eat anything.
[Manrika] I come out of Room 19 and I didn't see nothing.
-…bathroom, but I didn't eat that. -Oi.
He's got chicken. That means he's… How much…
-No, it's dietary issues, you idiot. -[Chloe] What's your dietary issue?
[Ginge] 'Cause he's on a new diet plan and needs the protein from the chicken.
Innit, you need the protein?
-[Specs] You have what? You have what? -[chuckles]
-[Liv] I mean, hell, I think it's a lie. -[Specs] Serious?
-No, I'm like prestige two, so I have to… -Prestige two?
-He's bougie one. -What's prestige two?
Prestige is like… Do you know what prestige means?
-As you rank up, yeah. -As you rank up.
[snickering]
-[Liv] It's all sounding like a lie. -…level 55 and then he's prestige.
Specs, they fucked us. Do you want a Mars bar?
-[Chloe] Yeah! -[laughing]
[Liv] Let's go to the shop… Quickly, let's get a diet coke.
[shouting]
They're all going spending it.
-[Chloe] I don't even want to play darts. -[Liv] We didn't buy the salt.
-[Specs] Spend the money, man. -I can confirm I'd like a…
Someone's food there. Hey, hey, Mr. Shop.
We wanna place an order.
What?
I'll show you prestige two. I'll show you prestige two.
I don't know if the shop's open or closed,
but I would like to confirm an order of crisps.
-Crisps, crisps. -How many?
-[Chloe] Three crisps. -Three crisps. Three.
I'd like to confirm three packets of crisps.
-Should we close the shop? -Yes.
Just three and we can eat them in here now without them.
Pack of cards.
-Pack of cards will be good. -Pack of cards will be fun.
-I'd pay ten bags for that. -[screaming]
[Liv] Prawn cocktail, you have those. Which ones would you like?
You choose. You choose.
-Which do you guys want? -[Chloe] I don't care.
-Which bag? -Prawn cocktail if you don't want them.
-Cheers. -[all] Cheers.
Congrats.
Do we eat them in front of them or eat them in here?
-Or we rub it in their face. -[laughing]
-[Chloe] All right. I'm sorry. -[Liv] Oh… [mumbling]
-[Chloe] We'll share them. -[Liv] We'll share them. Nah.
-One bag is £500. Oh my God, I feel bad. -No, no, we shouldn't have done that.
[Chloe] What's that?
[Chloe gasping]
-[Liv] Whose food is that? -Bring that upstairs.
That's a fucking… [laughs]
Oh, my days. [laughing]
[Liv] Pretend you ordered it and you ordered that.
-[Chloe laughing] I done that… -[laughing]
-No, you weren't ready! -[Chloe] I am ready.
[shouting] Yo. Yo. Yo.
-Who did that? Who did that? -[Manrika] No.
[Specs] Who ordered this? Everyone come round now.
[Ginge] They found it. It's yours.
I knew it was gonna come out. Good for him.
Nah, okay. Look, who ordered that? Who ordered that?
-Who else? I just said who ordered it. -[Ginge] We might as well not waste it.
-[Joe] Who ordered it? What is this? -Mine's the thing with this.
-Who ordered this? -We should all share.
-Say right now… -See what's going on.
Let us share it.
-Wait, share it, bruv. -Yeah, yeah.
[indistinct]
[Nifè] Who ordered it? You might as well say.
[Liv] I think a crew member left it. No one ordered it.
[Fanum] Real shit.
-[Liv] It was just on the side. -Whereabouts was it?
On the side downstairs.
-Might be a crew member. -[Liv] Yeah, so they've left it.
They gave it in that. That'll be a crew member then.
-Why would they leave it in the house? -'Cause they're idiots.
-[Liv] Does anyone want a crisp? -But why would they leave food…
-I think we should all share it. -[all] Yeah.
-[Leah] It looks hardly eaten. -[Specs] We'll share.
That's crew members at.
[theme music playing]
[Manrika] Who's the biggest celebrity you've met in America,
like, had a conversation with?
I don't know. Too many to remember.
-[Chloe] Who's the coolest one? -Yeah, the coolest.
Shit, my favorite, Drake. And then like…
You met Drake? That's so cool.
A lot of celebs. There's a lot of celebs here too, though?
-Like, I saw Kanye West one time randomly. -I've never seen Ye.
I was like… [groans]
[KSI] What's up, dickheads?
Fucking hell. Yeah. Yeah.
[KSI] It's challenge time.
-[cheering] -Come on.
[KSI] Move over to the dressing room and get changed now.
[all] Whoo!
[KSI] You have 15 minutes to get ready.
[upbeat music playing]
-Oh my God. -[exclaiming]
[Joe] What is this?
[indistinct]
Take a seat, guys. Take a seat.
Good luck, brother, let's get this.
Welcome to your first challenge.
This is going to be, "Try Not to Move." Sounds easy, right?
-Yeah, sounds amazing. -In a moment,
you will place your hands on the hand prints
in front of you,
where they must remain
for the duration
of the game.
If you lift your hands at all and the lights go red,
you'll be eliminated and £5000 will be deducted.
£5000? Jesus.
Come on, brev.
But you can keep all the money if you keep your hands on the whole time,
then you'll keep all your money in the prize pool.
We'll be bringing through some trials and maybe some of your worst fears
to see if we can get you to lift your hands up,
and if you do, it's gonna cost everyone.
[Chloe] No, no, I'm scared.
Get any scratching, fidgeting out of the way right now.
[dramatic music playing]
Once your hands are on, they have to stay on.
[chattering]
For however long this lasts.
-All right. -I'm stressed.
Put your hands on the buttons.
-[Nifè squeals] I'm shaking. -Oh, man.
Get set.
Go.
[music continues]
Look, whatever it is, ain't no one seeing me as a pussio.
-Exactly, I'm not a pussio, brev. -I don't care.
If I gotta scream, I gotta scream.
This is Aiden.
-[all] Hi Aiden. -Here's your first trial.
[indistinct]
-Ew, that is disgusting. -[Ginge] That is rank.
-I've got some yogurt as well. -Yogurt with what?
-[Ginge] No, no… -Tell me what's going on.
You don't want to know, brother.
-[chattering] -[Chloe squeals] Oh my God. Oh my God.
-[Ginge] Disgusting. -To be fair, that is strong.
-That is not nice. -Go away.
-Give it to me. -No, fuck off.
Give it to me.
[men laughing]
[Joe] Give me one.
[groaning]
I literally have no fucking words right now.
This man is disgusting, he stinks,
something stinks, he's dribbling, he's got his, like… [heaves]
Yogurt and BBQ sauce?
Get right close to his ear.
[Joe] It's actually making me sick watching him drink it.
-[Vik] Looks just like… -[laughing]
-[KSI heaves] -It's all over you, bro.
-[Fanum] It's all over you, bro. -Ah, nah, nah.
-I'm not bothered. -That absolutely stinks.
He put food in his hair.
-[Chloe] Oh my God. -[Ginge] In your hair?
What in God's fuck is going on right now!
He's rubbing BBQ sauce through his hair, like it's hair gel.
I cannot cope. This is absolutely disgusting.
-He's actually got it on me, what a dick! -[laughing]
Come on, let's go. Let's go, brev.
Aiden, that's enough. Aiden, Aiden, that's enough.
[Leah] Thank you.
Can we have a round of applause for Aiden?
-[shouting] Don't do it. -Don't clap, brev.
Am I in an episode of fucking Black Mirror 'cause this is bizarre.
My glasses, my glasses.
[chattering]
[dramatic music plays]
Round one is complete.
You guys did well. Yeah, you're all still here.
-No money lost. -Now, for round two.
-We don't want you to see. -[Chloe] Oh, no, no.
-[chattering] -[Joe] Blindfolds.
-This one I don't mind. -How do you put that on though?
You are allowed to take your hands off for the blindfold.
Do you trust us? You don't trust us.
-This is the second round, don't do it. -You're lying.
-Do you want us to put them on your heads? -Yeah.
Okay, round two will be starting in just a moment.
Hold tight.
Oh my God. I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
[dramatic music playing]
I'm--- I feel something.
-Do you? -What do you feel?
I don't know.
-[laughs] It's Fanum, don't trust him. -Nah, nah, nah. I feel something.
[Chloe] No, no. I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm telling you, bro, they playing with us.
[Chloe laughs nervously]
-[Joe] Anticipating 'cause it might be… -A jump scare.
-It's a jump scare. -[screaming]
-Oh my God. -It's a jump scare. I knew it.
She jumped.
-I just shit myself, I think. -[chuckling]
[dramatic music playing]
-[screaming] Oh my God. -I knew it.
-It's your asshole? -No, it's not my asshole. He's an asshole.
[screaming]
[laughing]
-He tickled my bald patch. -[Fanum] Your what?
-My bald patch is missing. -What you say?
-What? -All right.
-[screams] -[Vik] You can keep the blindfolds on.
-Can't we take these off now? -Take what off?
-We gotta take it off. -[indistinct]
No, keep it on.
Yeah, use your face here, I'll use my face.
What's going on over there right now?
-Your glasses… -[Nifè] I feel like…
-Your blindfold's off. -Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
-Oh my God. -[laughs] That could almost be a penalty.
-[Joe] Peeking? -[Vik] Through the blindfolds.
-I thought I could take it off? Oh, shit. -Nah, nah, nah.
Oh, brev.
[Specs] Now we blindfolded. Remember, I've got the glasses
on top of the blindfold so I'm still thinking I can see
in my mind, but I couldn't.
[screaming]
-What was that? 'Cause that was ice-cold. -[Chloe] What is it? What is it?
-Oh my God. -[squealing]
[screaming]
[Specs] All of a sudden, something cold goes on my back.
I'm thinking a snake's tongue is going down my back
about to go down on top of my hemorrhoid, so I'm getting, I'm getting worried.
I don't know, what is going on?
[Ginge] Get in there, you twat.
-This squealing is making me so nervous. -I knocked it off.
-[Fanum hums] -[Manrika] Can't even see.
-[Fanum] I hear a lot of footsteps. -You guys are doing well.
You are all still in. You have lost no money.
And the guys are gonna come around and take off the blindfolds off for you.
[ominous music playing]
[Vik] Let's help you out with the blindfolds.
Oh my God, I just fucking… I can feel it right next to me.
What is that? There's something… I don't…
[squealing] Is that a snake? He's got a snake? Shut up.
Oh my God. I hate fucking clowns.
[Liv] My heart's racing, I haven't got my blindfold on.
[squealing] Oh my God. Jesus Christ.
What is it?
-[laughing] -I think that was our best shock.
Well done. Well done. Well done. You did well. You did well.
Oh my God. I think I just had a heart attack.
[Vik] Do you mind if we just take the blindfolds off?
-Yeah, you're all good. -You're all good. You did it.
[laughing]
-[KSI] I feel like we need to ramp it up. -Yeah, we may, we may.
-Maybe we try a different approach. -[indistinct]
Is that money in there?
[laughing]
-They want us to think it's money. -Yeah.
Who's feeling lucky?
It there's 100K in that, I swear to God I'm gonna lose my head.
Imagine how much money could be in there.
But it could also be empty, mate, so…
-[Castillo] Imagine there's a mil, brev. -A quarter of a mil just sitting there.
Imagine you watch this back one day and you realize what's in there.
[dramatic music playing]
Nah, I'm doing it. I know what's in there. Money in the bank.
A pack of Haribo.
I'm telling you, there's nothing in that case.
There's 100K in there. I'm going, I'm going.
-Stop it! Stop it. -[laughing]
-Do it. Do it. Do it. -I'm going.
-Three, two, one. -[Chloe] He's a drama queen then.
-What's in there? You gonna tell? -There's nothing in there, brev.
-They're not opening it. -Oh, what a tease.
-It ain't money. Money ain't that heavy. -We're gonna get through somehow.
I should've moved, brev. That ice cube is low.
-Have you still got it? Stand up. -It went in my boxers.
Oh, you can't. Has it not melted by now?
It's on the back now, so it looks like I've weed myself.
[laughing]
All right. Let's get the next round under way.
No, no. He looks like an animal man. Get him out. Get him out.
-[laughing] -[Chloe squeals] Get him out. No, no, no!
-[squealing] No! -[moaning]
It's a fucking millicede, I don't even wanna…
Millipede, millicede, centipede. I don't fucking know.
It's got too many legs.
-[screaming] -[Chloe] I don't like bugs.
That's not a bug, it's a…
-[Chloe] What is that? -It's a millipede.
I fucking hate millipedes.
[screaming] Oh, no.
[laughing]
[Castillo] Oh my God. I hate them things.
-[Manrika] Oh my God, it's so long. -What do you mean where's that one?
-Are you ready? -[all] Whoa!
-I'm not looking at it.
[laughing]
And one onto you.
I've just had one on. I've just fucking done it.
-It's fallen off me anyway. -It's not looking good, bro.
-[screaming] -[laughing]
[screaming]
-[Ginge] …scared of this. -[Chloe laughs]
[Nifè] You've got this, you've got this.
It's touching me, man. [screaming] It's touching me.
-[Ginge] You're fine. You're fine. -[Castillo] Nah, it's not fine bro.
-He's in pain. He's suffering. -[screaming]
-I didn't mean put him back on me. -[laughing]
[dramatic music playing]
Brev, back in the day when I was a kid,
my next door neighbor in the Caribbean got bitten by a millipede or something
and he had these huge lumps on his stomach.
So for me, once I saw that, brev, I was like, yo, that's mad, brev.
-[screaming] It's on me! It's on me! -Just relax!
Ah, it's attaching. It's biting me. It's biting me, I feel it.
-It's biting me, brev. [screaming] -[laughing]
It's biting me, brev.
-Well done. -Well done.
-[cheering] -Well done. Fair play.
-Well done, everyone, except Chloe. -It pooed on me, brev.
Once they start with bugs, they start going up.
It's gonna be a big ass horse… [groans, laughs]
[dramatic music plays]
-Shut up. -The next round is just for one of you.
-[Nifè] One? -[Chloe] Can't be me. [chuckles]
[laughing] His face. His face. He knows. He knows.
-I'm done. I'm done. -[laughing]
-[Joe] It's a t-shirt. -[Nifè] What is it?
[Fanum, Manrika] It's a Man City top.
Don't you dare put that on me. Don't you dare.
-[Nifè] It's just a shirt. -[indistinct]
[screaming, laughing]
I don't like this.
-I like that. -[laughing, chattering]
-What's the team? -My rivals. I'm not putting that shit on.
I got out and rightly so because there is no way in hell, in anything,
that you are getting me in a Man City shirt.
[yells] There's another five K down.
Guy's, you've lost £10 000, what's going on?
-You've done ten K today. -[laughing]
[Manrika] That's 20K.
That's worse than a spider. I'd have firmed the spider.
[dramatic music playing]
I feel like we should introduce Calfreezy's cousin
-Oh no, he's back. Get out. -[Manrika] Listen…
So if we just pause here a second.
-Butterflies. -Guys, guys, guys, uh.
Can everyone please nod towards wherever this little creature should begin.
Which way? Who we nodding at?
Nod at a person who should start with this.
-[dramatic music playing] -[laughing]
-Me? -There's a lot coming… coming this way.
How about we start our friend just over here.
[Chloe] What is that? What is that?
-[screams] -[laughing]
Oh my God.
-And we'll have one on the left. -Hello kitty.
Enjoy yourself. How you doing?
-[Chloe] Ew. -Oh, don't go that way.
[heaving] My God. No, no, no, no, no.
Don't think about this. Anything about this.
[Leah] It's fine. It's fine. You've got this.
Feels horrible. Feels horrible. I don't…
Why you putting it-- [indistinct]
[Vik] Bring one this way. Let's bring one to the left.
-[man] You're good. You're good. -[Nifè] No, that was weird.
-[Joe] You're looking kinda uncomfortable. -[laughing]
Hey! Hey. Oh my God.
-It's massive. -Oh my God.
Your arms are tense. I can feel you already.
Just get it over with.
Why are they leaving me for last? Just get it over with.
This one don't like me, bro. Big man. Big man. I got kids, please.
[laughing]
-And you can have one. -[screaming]
[straining] Please.
-I feel like that corner over there… -Missing out on the….
-[KSI] Missing out on the rat life. -Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Have you ever seen a New York rat?
Come on, bro. Come on. You not moving. I'm not moving.
I'm not a pussio. I'm not a pussio.
[Specs] If I lose this five K right now, I don't care.
[Nifè] You've got this.
-[Nifè] You got this. You got this. -[exclaiming]
You bunch of pussios. I'm not opening my eyes.
-[laughing] -[Nifè] You got this, sis.
-[shrieking] -I think they're cute.
-You think they're cute? -Yeah.
[Specs] What are you doing?
[Chloe] Oh my God. No, no, that's not funny.
My heart is going pitter-patter. I think I might be having a stroke.
Wait, put it on her shoulder.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
[screaming] No!
-Do you want it on your shoulder? -No, I don't! [whimpers]
-It's calm now. -Stop looking at me.
-I know bare rats, brev. -[laughing]
Oh my fucking God. It's crawling on me.
-Cute little face. -[Specs] You got this.
I have got this, obviously, on my hand-- [screaming]
[laughing]
-It's cute, man. -It's cute?!
-What part-- -Do you want it on your shoulder?
No. Please. Please, please, please.
I think you guys are good. Well done. You survived another challenge.
-[screaming] Oh! -[shouting] Oh, no! Oh, no!
I didn't even realize what I just done.
-…for nothing. -I did the whole challenge.
What a dickhead.
And that is another five K down.
-[shouting] -I didn't even realize what I just done.
Wait, was Ratatouille a rat or a mice?
-A rat. -It's in the fucking name.
-Ratatouille. -Oh. You right.
[laughing]
Well he was cooking all your… [indistinct]
[dramatic music playing]
I say we bring in the next round.
Sir?
[Chloe] What the fuck.
-[Ginge] Oh my God. -[Vik] Start that side and work this way.
-It's all right. -A turtle?
I cannot look at that.
[Chloe] Is it a gigantic spider?
Is it a spider? Is it a spider? How big is it?
Jesus Christ.
Jesus!
-[Chloe] Jesus Christ. -Jesus!
[screaming]
[KSI] Oh my God.
-[laughing] Oh my Gosh. -[KSI screaming] Jesus!
[indistinct]
-[screaming] -[laughing]
-Now that is mad. -[Manrika] That is…
[KSI] Fucking cold. Ain't no way.
[Liv] No, it's fine. Just don't look down.
Holding it down. I'd say over here.
-[Ginge] Let's move him along. -Did you say 'next one'?
-[indistinct] -Go away.
-Are you ready for this? -Why would they do this?
-That's a beautiful one. -[Vik] That's fair play.
[Vik] Cheers, Carl.
-Yay. -Yeah.
-[KSI] God, look at it. -Oh my gosh.
-[Joe] Ah, that one's a cool color. -[Fanum] Oh, wow.
[groaning, screaming]
Didn't like that.
[all] Oh…
[Joe] Just that one.
[screaming]
-[man] Going down the side. One second. -[Joe] He's done a runner.
-Control it, man. -[Vik] Moves fast.
[screaming]
You're from Australia, surely this is normal.
Is this not normal in Australia?
[Fanum] Don't think about it.
[Vik] Oh no, she's crying.
-She's crying. She's crying. -She's crying?
Let's move it along. Let's move it along.
[screaming] Whoa!
That's insane.
[indistinct]
Why did you wait that whole time?
A spider
wearing, like, orange strings,
and he decided not to listen to its owner and go down to the side of the table,
I see we got a problem here.
I can only work with spiders that listen.
[man] Don't blow it.
[Vik] Are we all done? Are we all good?
Well done. Wow.
[Liv] Is he leaving?
I got him. I got him.
-[indistinct] -[Vik] He's a cute boy.
Yo. Look at this.
That's not a good sign. We're on the same table.
No way, bro.
[Specs] I can't cry. I got glasses on. No way, bro.
[dramatic music playing]
The next round is less of a trial and more of an offer.
So, the first person to take their hands off,
obviously, you'll lose the group £5000.
-But you personally will get the £5000. -Pers-- Like in our account?
-I would've done that. -Don't do it.
The last to do it will get the money at the end of the show.
I think you're an idiot if you don't do it.
Why would you not? It's free money.
I've got bills to pay.
-Are you gonna be a team player? -Or are you gonna take it for yourself?
-Anyone? -Be selfish.
-Five Gs. -[Chloe] I would've done it.
Do you know what? This is a test for me to show you I'm a good person.
You lot can trust me throughout the whole thing.
-He's gonna take his hands off. -Come on, brev.
Six grand? Six grand? Six grand?
-[Fanum] Hold on tight. -That's for you, brev.
-[laughing] You look interested, Joe. Six? -I'm seeing where this is going, bruv.
-[Vik] Can we get you on six? -No. On 600.
[both] Seven grand?
Seven grand. First person who takes their hands off.
-Personally. For them. -If you make ten.
-Ten now. -£8000.
-Eight thousand? -Eight grand?
They're gonna go ten. Surely.
[all laughing]
-I like the effort. -[Castillo] Look at the trust I'm giving.
-£9000. -Ten. I said ten.
Put it in my account. I'll send it back to you.
[all laughing]
Can I say one thing, right. If it gets to ten or whatever it gets to--
-We'll stop there. -[Vik] Time's up.
-Oh, shit. -Nine grand. No one wanted it.
Onto the next round. You're good people though.
-Why did no one take that? -We're very proud of you.
No one selfishly took the nine grand for themselves to leave.
However, our next challenge may make you leave. Let's bring it in.
-It would be a shame to go now for free. -Got serpents in here, brev.
-[laughing] -[Castillo] Serpents, brev.
[Vik] Start this side
-[Chloe] I can't have that near me. -[Castillo] They brought serpents, brev.
Oh, no.
-We have a snake too. -[Chloe] Oh my God.
[all] Oh.
Oh my God, why did you…
-That's for you. -Give it to me.
-[Chloe] No, no. -These lot are players.
-[Specs] Are you okay with snakes? -[Leah] I'm fine.
-[Vik] These guys are playing the game. -That's very good. I rate it.
-[Vik] Who? Oh, yeah. Just chilling. -[Specs grunting]
-[overlapping conversation] -[Vik] Let's take them to the other side.
You can do, but I'm not playing the game, but I'll still play with the snake.
-[Vik] You got that? -[overlapping conversation]
-All my friends are snakes. -[hysterically laughing]
That's fine. This is calm for me, I'm around these men all day.
It's touching my willy, brev. It's moving mad.
-[laughing] -It's on my willy, brev.
Oh my Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's horrid.
-Let's go, champ. I'm locked in, brevv -[Specs] You locked in?
-[Castillo] I'm locked in, brev. -Don't move.
[Manrika] I swear they tighten themselves round your neck.
-[Chloe] Is that one dead? -Yeah.
-What are you doing? -[laughing]
Lions in the camp.
Well done, guys. A round of applause. A round of applause.
[KSI] Give the guys a round of applause.
-I think you forgot one, mate. -[KSI] Oh, yeah.
-[all laughing] -I wanna go home.
-[KSI] Man's forgot the snake. -[laughing]
[Manrika] Chloe, watch. There's one there.
What do you mean? Get me out of here. Get me out of here.
-They're not doing very well. -They're different.
A'ight.
I think we're near the end.
-[snickering] -Done very, very well.
How many we got? We got one, two, three, four, five, six.
Still in. So you've only lost £20 000.
-Now. If we lose 25K… -What's next?
Who wants to get a tattoo?
-[indistinct chattering] -[Ginge] No way!
[indistinct]
-Who wants a tattoo? -[Vik] Why don't you show the options?
I can give you some of the options. We've got
-[laughing] "KSI's bitch." -What do we think?
How's that? Right on someone's arm.
-[Ginge laughs] -Is that legal?
-So what do we get if we get that? -We've got, "NO RAGRETS."
-[laughing] -No ragrets. No ragrets.
We've got, "INSIDE."
Get branded.
-[Specs] So if we get the tattoo, we get… -[Ginge chuckles] Cock and balls.
Can you choose which tattoo?
Uh, no. I'm gonna choose.
[indistinct chattering]
[KSI] I'm gonna pick this one. "NO RAGRETS."
For Leah.
What? I… No.
-[Chloe laughs] -Wait, let me see.
You can lift your hands up and walk away. You can walk away from the challenge.
-[Specs] Where's the tattoo gonna be? -I have to get it?
-[Ginge] No, no. You don't have to get it. -Are you ready?
-[Ginge] Don't trust him. -What the fuck is going on?
-You're getting a tattoo right now. -I'm not getting a tattoo.
Don't look at me like that.
Leah's gonna get her first tattoo!
It's a real tattoo. Shall we bring through [inaudible]?
-Where? -He's got the stencils. Yeah.
[indistinct[
-[Ginge] Fuck off! -[cheering]
Yes, my people.
-You're getting a tattoo. -I'm not getting a fucking tattoo.
[cheering]
-[Nifè] Does it have to be on her arm? -[Fanum] Leah! Leah!
-[Chloe] Oh my God, put your hands up. -Call their bluff. Call their bluff.
Arm or face tatts?
[all] Face.
-[indistinct] -[Ginge] Right on her forehead.
-This can't be legal, brev. -Draw the cock and balls on her forehead.
I mean, did you guys read the…
[indistinct]
-I didn't even read my contract. -[KSI] Oh, well. There you go.
Jesus Christ, the needle!
I'll believe it when he starts.
-What do you mean "starts"? -I don't believe it.
Leah, you can get it removed.
-Yeah, you can get it removed. -Laser treatment's quick.
-[Castillo] I know a guy that can do that. -[snickering]
I think on the side looks a little bit better.
[snorts] Why is this gonna happen?
-[Leah] Guys! -Oh!
That… That's cold. That's cold. [laughing]
-Leah, you… No, you gotta get it. -I can't!
-You gotta get it. You gotta get it. -I can't.
[indistinct]
I'll be honest. I would've firmed this one. I would've firmed it.
[indistinct]
Leah, you only live once. You gotta get it.
[Ginge] If you don't get one now, when are you gonna get one?
-Leah… -You do not have to get a fucking tattoo.
-[Fanum] You gotta get it. -[Chloe] Fuck off.
-[Leah] I'll get it if you change it. -[KSI] No.
-It has to be this. -Oh my God, he's drilling.
-[screams] No! No. I can't. I can't. -[indistinct]
-[Fanum] Holy shit! -[Castillo] Just enjoy the experience.
Just enjoy the experience.
-[Chloe] Take your hands off. -Is it real? Is it real?
-Yes. -Leah, Leah.
-Wait, Leah. If you don't get it you… -[indistinct]
I'm gonna… Guys, oh my God.
-[Fanum] No, no, no. I got you. -If I say stop, you stop.
If I say stop, you stop.
I'll stop, but try not to move too much.
-[Chloe] Jesus. -[Nifè] Do they listen to conversations?
If it's real I'm stopping.
-Stop, stop. Are you… -[Manrika] It is real!
-No, that's that. No, you're fine. -I knew it.
-It's okay. Well done. -[Nifè] I knew it. I knew it.
-There's no loss of money. Well done. -[shouting]
[Vik] She's in it for the team. She's a team player.
-[Chloe] Go Leah. -Well done. Well done.
[indistinct chattering]
[laughing]
Team player. That is a team player!
-That was the last round. -That was really stressful.
-[cheering] -But again…
-Shall we bring back an old offer? -We have one final offer.
-Oh, it's gonna be a briefcase. -Briefcase.
-Ten grand. Ten grand personally. -[Chloe] Ah, there you go.
-For one of you. -Then we'll have to leave the competition?
-You've got 30 seconds. -You've gotta leave this game.
No, you lose five grand here, but you get ten grand.
-Into your account? -They've got money. They'll do it.
Ten grand's a ridiculous amount of money.
-Ten seconds. -[indistinct chattering]
-Nine… -Ten seconds.
-But will you actually give us that? -Eight, seven…
-Don't trust them. -[Nifè] Don't trust them at all.
-[Castillo] Nah, brev. -Five.
-I think it's real. -[Chloe] I think it's real.
Three, two, one.
Well done, you are a solid team.
-Would you have given ten grand? Idiots. -[Vik] Yeah, that was…
-[laughing] -Well done, guys.
Fair play, though. Fair play. Fair play.
-You've completed the first challenge and… -[cheering]
You only lost 20 grand. We thought you'd lose a lot more, so well done.
And you can head back to the house and enjoy the rest of your day.
-[Chloe] Cheers. -Can we take our hands off?
You can. It's over, it's finished. It's finished.
-It's finished. It's finished. -[laughing]
-[KSI chuckling] -[Leah] My fingers…
-[indistinct] -[KSI] It's done. Go, go, go.
[indistinct chattering]
-Nah, I'm disappointed. OG. -Who?
-I don't think it was as bad as it was. -I'm disappointed, OG.
I was looking at you thinking, "Okay, I can do this", yeah.
But whoa, the girl next to me, Leah, she started [inaudible].
-What you [inaudible] for? -[snickers]
[indistinct]
Did that make you think it was worse than it was?
Before that, a spider jumped off and then…
[indistinct] that way and I thought, nah, nah, nah.
Bro, when you did that… I thought it was all over.
I was like, "OG went out."
Now I'm thinking anybody can start going out one-by-one,
then that tattoo's coming. I thought that was real.
-I think we did better than the boys. -How many did we lose?
You three smashed it. You are a team.
-[Manrika] You are my hero. -[Chloe] You are so good.
I'm literally so pissed off at myself.
-I conquered, like… -That was just a reflex
Mice and rats are my biggest fear. Like, I'm talking--
-You said that earlier. -[Manrika] I'm literally petrified.
I don't wanna do it again though, and now I feel like I did it for nothing.
-No, you still did it and it's on camera. -[Leah] You still did it.
-You conquered your fears. -That's done nothing for me whatsoever.
-You're still terrified. -It's done nothing for me.
People are like, "I conquered my fear." I feel nothing.
No, but now you know if that does happen again, you'd be sweet.
-[Manrika] In what situation-- -We'll probably have to do that again.
-What was the worst? -The first one.
-He tried to eat the BBQ. -The millipede.
No, I think the centipede as well.
-Oh, the BBQ? That weird geezer? -I hated that one.
-It's weird as fuck. Mate, yeah. -He smelt weird like vinegar.
To be fair, I feel like it made me realize,
"These animals, when I see them on screen, I'm like, "Oh my God, so scary."
-They're actually just like us. -Nah, I think they're still scary.
-What do you mean it's like you? -Just one of us. Like little friends.
They're not one of us.
You think that spider with the brown boxers on
-You think that's your friend? -[Joe] Hundred percent.
Do you know what? He scurried 'cause I went [blows].
I wanted to see what he'd do and he darted.
That's what you done. You started blowing.
-[Ginge] You blew in a snake's face. -Yeah. Yeah, fuck that snake.
[laughs hysterically]
Well, animals ain't shit and the spider too.
Blew in his face too. Centipede ran away too. They all ran.
I thought they brought an octopus out first.
-[Specs] An octopus? -What, in the bowl?
No, when they gave us the rats, I thought it was octopus.
-Oh. -The rats are cool too.
So what animal would make you move your hands?
Spider.
-But you did move your hand. -'Cause I looked at Joe.
No, I was looking at what he was doing for the other stuff and I was like,
-"Must be fucking…" -[Fanum] Bro, look at me.
You gotta understand. Look, bro. Can I be real with you?
Of course.
There's no animal that can kill you…
-You what? There is though. -What it gonna do?
-[Fanum] A'ight, what animal? -Black widow.
-A gorilla? -A black widow.
What the fuck is that? I will stomp on that.
-Once that bites you, you're dead. -If he gets… I'm gonna stomp him first.
If they put it on your hand, you'd move?
Why would I let a black widow on my hand?
I meant for the challenges. I'm not meaning in anything.
No, no, no.
Black widows don't just come and see you.
Black widows will be in your shoe when you go to work.
They bite your toe, then you go blue throughout the whole day and that's it.
No 'cause I put my kicks on really hard, so [clicks tongue] die.
The only animal that can probably fuck with me is a gorilla.
-What about a tiger? -Lion?
-[indistinct] -Cheetah. Hyena.
You could beat the shit out of all of these, bro.
Brev, a chimp would kill everybody in here, man.
It would rip our face off, brev.
-Put him in a headlock. -It'd rip off your cane rows.
[theme music plays]
[giggles silently]
Right.
Monster Munch. [gasps]
I could back a pack of Monster Munch.
But 750, that's muck, innit man?
Fuck it.
Yeah, I wanna confirm that I want some Monster Munch.
And I'm gonna hope and pray that no one fucking catches me in here.
I am meant to discuss it with the group,
but did anyone discuss that meal upgrade earlier? No.
[munching] The thing is, how quick I can put them in my pocket.
You can tell.
What a thug.
Not an ounce of decorum in sight and I couldn't give a shit.
[narrator] Changing into a pickled onion.
It's 'cause they're not going outside. They're on PlayStation or TikTok.
So it's even worse. I think they should be in the parks.
[Chloe] I think they should be doing their rite of passage
with a Lambrini on the swings every Friday.
[Liv sighs]
Starving, I am.
[narrator] And the BAFTA goes to…
[theme music plays]
[Vik] Attention participants. Can Leah please go to Room 19?
-[Chloe] Hey, isn't that me? -Yeah.
-I'll be back. -[giggles]
[Ginge] Wait, wait. I'll wait till she's gone.
Wait. Is she… Don't let…
Defect you, like.
-[Castillo] Defect you. -She's gonna get a secret challenge.
They're gonna give you a secret challenge.
Remember we're a team.
-[Vik] Hello. I have some good news. -Hi.
[Vik] You were ranked by the Sidemen the strongest contestant
-in our last challenge. -Aw, that's so sweet. Thank you.
[Vik] Now that means you can have whatever you would like for dinner tonight.
Just request, just say whatever you want and we'll make sure you get it.
-[Leah] Wait, just for me or for everyone? -[Vik] Just for you.
Oh my God. [giggles nervously]
I want Nobu.
[Specs] You come out of one end
and another person comes out of another and basically then they have to wrestle.
-[Nifè] Mm-hmm. -Specs.
[Specs] …the ball and the countdown.
[squeals] I…
-One hundred and eighty. -Thank you.
-Guys, guys. Listen up. -[Chloe] Wait, wait.
-Pardon? -So, it was Vik talking and he said
that the Sidemen voted me the best player of the day.
And then because I won that, I got, like, my own choice of dinner.
-[everyone gasps] -[cheering]
-[indistinct] -I got out for a t-shirt.
-[laughing] -That's sick, that's sick. Well done.
I asked for Nobu.
-[Specs] No, no… -[Nifè] Nobu?
You asked for Nobu?!
[indistinct]
I did ask if it was for everyone, but it's not.
If I have leftovers, you guys can have it.
-Ooh! -[cheering]
-What's Nobu? -What's Nobu?
Like, really nice Japanese bougie restaurant.
-You know Nobu, boy. -[Nifè] He doesn't1
There's not one near him.
[theme music plays]
-[indistinct] -[gasps]
-[Specs] What? -[Leah] I did!
-What? -I did it!
-Well done! Well done, Leah. -[giggling]
You're getting thrashed by everyone today.
Not flippin'… Oi.
[laughing]
-[TV chimes] -Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-Challenge, challenge, challenge. -[cheering]
Whoa!
-[Ginge] Dingo Dollar time. -[indistinct chattering]
[Castillo] Let's go!
Oh yeah, Fanum's gotta wake up.
-[Liv] I want my hoodie… -[Specs] Go and wake him up.
-[Chloe] Yeah. -Yo.
[Specs] Challenge, man. Challenge. Challenge.
[Specs] You've got this.
[indistinct]
No… I said if it's not an electric shock, he owes me a can of Coke.
[upbeat music playing]
-[Liv] What's the deal? -[Fanum] Come on. Here we go.
-Oh… -Welcome back, guys.
-[Fanum] What? -[KSI] Welcome to the challenge.
-There's only nine numbers. -[Vik] Ha. Ginge knows what's happening.
Okay, so I had so much fun in the last challenge that I'm back.
And today, we have now a social challenge for you.
You're going to be doing something that we've done on the Sidemen channel and
it's not particularly fun.
You're going to be brutally ranking yourselves
in order from one to nine.
Now, there's also a twist with this.
One of you for each round will not be in this room.
You'll be on your own in Room 19.
And everyone left in the room is gonna have to try and guess
where you would place everyone in these categories.
[indistinct chattering]
Way to do it.
And the way it's gonna work is if the people in the room
can match up four of the correct spots,
you don't lose any money. You keep the money you have.
However, if you're not able to get four people in the right place
as the person outside the room, then you will be losing £5000.
-Every round, every time that happens. -[shouts] It never ends.
Gonna leave with nothing.
The random wheel has been spun
and the first person on their way to Room 19 is Joe Weller.
-Go on, Joe. -[Vik] Off you go, good luck.
-Come on, Joe. -Up first.
[indistinct chattering]
Joe is about to rank you from one to nine, one being most, nine being the least.
And he's going to rank you by attractiveness.
-I knew it. -Oh, this is fucking destructive.
You [indistinct]. Who does Joe think is the most attractive
and the least?
[Vik] Remember, money on the line.
Get over here, man. Right over here.
-You can be number one. -You're number one.
-Get down there now. -What? No!
-You girls all go there. -What if his type is white girls?
-That's what I'm saying. -No, no.
He looks like he likes white girls.
-Who's on my mat though? -Okay, okay, okay.
-Move up one. Yeah. -No, no, no.
-I'm happy. -You go number two.
And then I'll go number four.
So, I am rating most attractive.
Now, out of my fellow contestants.
All right. Joe has taken his time, but he has ranked you from one to nine
in order of attractiveness.
If you guys matched four people correctly with him,
you don't lose money, so you still have your 900-and-whatever thousand pounds.
However, if you're not able to do that, you'll be losing 5000 from your total.
We'll go to the next round.
So, number one we have…
Right, first up, we are gonna put Leah.
-A match. You have a point. -[all cheering]
-We should've swapped, I'm telling you. -No…
I may have put Angry Ginge next, but trying to be aligned here, so
I'm gonna go with Liv second.
-Number two we have a match. -See, I fucking told ya.
-Followed by Chloe. -[shouts] Yes.
-Oh my God. -Told ya.
No, I'm gonna change it. Sorry.
Sorry, I'm gonna change it. Third we're gonna put Nifè.
In number three, it's not a match unfortunately.
-[cheering] -Me?!
-Go girl. -Got them the wrong way round.
-I would never expect that. -We need two more. We need two more, guys.
And then, we're gonna put Chloe.
Number four, just one place off, we have Chloe,
-Oh. -Ew, what a horrible picture.
No, it's not.
Followed by Manrika.
And unfortunately, this then means that in number five it's also not a match.
-[all] Oh. -We can get the boys.
-But did we get the boys right? -We only need two. We need two.
Now, basically this is Joe saying he thinks one of you is clapped.
He'll be putting you at number nine.
And then we have the boys. Right, Castillo.
The sixth most attractive person in this lineup
Joe Weller has put Castillo.
Oh, yeah!
-This is not looking good. -Sixth in line.
-[laughing] -[indistinct]
Fanum.
And you were close again.
-This is the other way around. It's Fanum. -Oh.
Oh, now these two are both gorgeous.
Right, stunning gentlemen.
But I think I'm then gonna put Specs.
And last, but very muchly not least, we have the Angry Ginge.
Okay. And there's your lineup.
-It's actually… -[screaming]
-No! -[shouts] You don't listen, bro.
You [indistinct] prick.
-[laughing] -[sighs]
Was that the photo he was looking at? Yeah, I couldn't agree more, mate.
-[girls laughing] -That's the worst photo I've ever seen.
We argued about who's clapped and I told him to stand here.
-[laughing] -We were locked in.
-You're clapped. Come and stand here, bro. -[laughing]
-[Chloe] We missed. -We were so close twice.
-Shit. -[Specs] Real close.
Um, no, yeah, basically I thought we were gonna do that.
Well, unfortunately, you all failed
and collectively you have lost £5000 from your prize fund.
[Vik] And that is gone, all that hard work.
The nice part is that you don't have to do that again, Joe.
The next person entering Room 19 is
-Manrika. -[mutters] Fuck off.
[indistinct chattering]
Okay, you didn't save any money in that last round,
but you have another chance.
And Manrika is currently ranking you from one to nine,
one being the most, nine being the least, and that is on body count.
-[gasping] -Oh my gosh.
-Fucking hell. -We don't know each other, that's…
[indistinct]
Oh f…
Oh, they can't do this to me. Highest body count.
Are you joking?
I'm number one.
I'm number one 'cause she knows I'm in a relationship.
Oh, yeah.
I reckon I can do this, you know.
I really actually think that I can probably quite easily do this.
I think you should be high just because you're on Love Island.
-Oh! -Yeah, but you have that stereotype.
She knows that…
I just really really wanna put Castillo first.
I just get the vibe, like, he looks like a shagger.
-Why you putting yourself there? -I'm not.
-I don't wanna be here. What? -I wanna be here.
You've been married for nearly 20 years.
[indistinct chattering]
You think she'll fly?
Specs has been with his missus for 20 years
so he can't have got that much in
unless he was a proper fuck-about when he was younger.
So I'm gonna leave him to the side to put him towards the end.
Okay, you guys have locked in your places.
This is where you think the highest and lowest body count is.
In a moment, you're gonna find out what Manrika thinks.
We're gonna do it differently this time. She's gonna be here.
-So you can have some awkward… -Oh. [laughs]
Bring in Manrika for this one.
[cheering and applauding]
[Vik] You can stand here so everyone can see you.
Listen, no hard feelings.
-[laughing] -[Manrika] All right.
-Are you confident with your rankings? -[Liv] This is very tense.
-Did you think about it a lot? -I did, to be fair.
I can only go off what you all look like and what I know from today.
You know what I mean? I can't go off your personalities
-or, like. I don't even know half of you. -So, does--
If I spent another day with you, I'd know your body count in…
[laughing]
Listen, no offense, yeah,
-I'm going off what you look like. -Shall we start?
No offense, she put you number one. So it's a match!
-Okay, yeah. -[cheering]
-It's a match, so one out of four. -I told you.
Twenty-five percent of your way to not losing money
which, uh, isn't going great so far.
Fan, definitely.
Number two was… Oh, just. We got Fanum, number two.
I just thought you, you're a streamer, you've been streaming since you were 13.
-I thought he deffo gets pussy. -[laughing]
Joe next, then Chloe.
And unfortunately, with number two wrong that means three is also wrong.
We've got Joe Weller.
-Oh. -[Vik] So we've got a mere…
-You could've been nearly money saved. -I know. Innit?
No one can judge you before we get to the bottom of the list.
[Vik] In number four, we have…
-So close. -It's them two swapped.
-[Vik] Chloe. -I knew.
-[both] I said. -[laughing]
-What was your thought process for that? -Just Love Island, partying.
-Thank you. Thank you. -[Manrika] That was all.
You just told me you come back from Ibiza.
-You probably deffo got some there. -Doesn't mean I cheated out there.
-Jesus! I was at work. -I don't know your relationship status.
So, we're gonna go for Liv next.
Unfortunately, that means we've got two in the wrong place.
[Manrika] All you had to do is switch.
We could've just swapped them two. [sighs]
-Fuck it. -Fuck it.
I feel like 'cause Ginge is so popular he definitely gets girls.
And he's got good crack. He's funny as well.
-Okay, you've got four left. -[Castillo] Four left.
And you're gonna need to get three of these four right.
Then Ginge.
Good news is that Ginge is in the right spot.
-[cheering] -Slightly average.
I'm gonna go for Nifè next.
But the bad news is that…
-I knew Specs should've gone ninth. -Number seven is not correct.
Hear me out. Hear me out.
When it was… Black and white days, man. Come on, what's going on?
-[Manrika] All right. Hear me out. -Yeah.
You've been with the same woman for 20 years.
[everyone shouting]
Unless you're cheating…
That's not true. That was a joke.
-[Manrika] I didn't know that. -You didn't check your mirrors.
Then we're gonna go for Leah. Then we're gonna go for Specs.
I'm probably wrong here.
But I'm hoping they're putting themselves in my brain. We'll have to wait and see.
Well, let's get onto the final two.
-This is wrong. -In number eight, we have not a match.
It's uh… We've got Leah in number eight. So, what's this about?
This is Specs.
-[indistinct chattering] -Specs at the bottom.
That's what we said.
[Manrika] If you've been with someone 20 years…
I said it, but these lot said, "No Specs, you go here. You're a shagger."
-Oh, shut up. -He wanted to go number one.
[Vik] Specs you're a shagger.
Unfortunately, not only have you damaged your relationship with each other,
but you've also damaged your prize pool.
That's another 5K down the drain.
So you're out 10K and you know whatI'm feeling bad.
but that got a little hostile.
So how about for the next one, if you can match three.
-[Chloe] Yep. -You'll save some money.
That should be easy.
Okay, guys. Another chance to not lose money.
Liv is currently ranking you from one to nine
in terms of intelligence.
-I knew it. -[Vik] Who does she think is smart?
[Vik] Who does she think is as thick…
-[Ginge] Specs. -…as a brick.
-I'm not moving. -Down to the bottom.
[indistinct chattering]
-[Manrika] Who's got a degree? -Me! I've got a first-class degree!
-Same. No, no, no, yeah. -But she doesn't know that.
Now gotta say who's the thickest. That's even worse.
Is it bad if I put Chloe? She's not thick, that's the problem.
Specs, Specs, number nine. Specs, number nine.
-Nah. -If that's wrong, I'll buy you a Coke.
I'm wearing glasses. How can I not be intelligent? What the hell.
Right guys, I'm locking you. You've had enough time.
-[Vik] Who knows Liv the best here? -Maybe me?
And do you think she'll put you there?
I haven't got a clue. Do you know what I mean?
I think she would put us here.
You're not allowed to move now, so it doesn't matter. You're locked in.
-[Vik] Let's bring Liv back in. -[cheering]
And see who she thinks is smart.
-[cheering] -No one take offense to this by the way.
-[GInge] How was that? -Oh.
Really fucking hard! It's really hard.
Are you questioning your decision making now,
-or are you questioning theirs? -[Liv] They'll be questioning mine.
Did they get it wrong or did you get it wrong?
-Uh… -Or did you get it right?
Okay, all right, I have no idea, but I'm gonna go
smartest
Angry Ginger.
So you think that Angry Ginge is the smartest person in the flat?
-Thank you. -[Vik] Are you shocked?
-I actually do. -Thank you. Well, you're not wrong.
Can you explain how he's convinced you that he should be here?
Because I'm telling you I know this fact.
-[Liv] Really? -[Vik] He should not be here.
'Cause the way you're talking about things with work and streaming…
-That's what he told you lot. -[indistinct]
Well no, but he instantly thought, "Oh, when this comes out I'm gonna stream it."
Stuff like that my brain doesn't think about.
Wait, Ginge. Wait, what's the capital city of Georgia?
-Pardon? -Exactly.
-[laughing] -Georgia's a state, you fucking idiot.
Intelligence doesn't always have to be academic.
For the person you think is the second most intelligent, well.
The people in this room did not agree with you on this one.
-So we have Castillo right here. -Oh, wow.
I love it. Ah!
Why is no one saying anything? Do you guys think he's not thick?
I love it, I love it, I love it. Come on.
Number three, you have placed Fanum.
[Liv] Fuck, I thought those two I would actually get right.
[Vik] So close.
-Fuck! -And it is so painful to say.
So close. How do you guys keep flipping them?
[Vik] We have got one place. That would've been it.
If you'd put them the other way round, you would've saved money.
But there's still chances.
In number five, we have Joe Weller.
Oh dear.
So you're saying Joe Weller is average intelligence.
-Oh, when you say it like that… -He's just in the middle,
in the middle of the road,
All right, number six.
We have Specs, so close again.
How the fuck is he higher than me? What the heck?
-I wear glasses. You need to put them on. -I wear glasses too.
Chloe, don't take offense.
Have you put me at the bottom? I'm smart as shit.
Well, we'll hand out number seven right here. Manrika.
-Not at the bottom, so… -Least I wasn't at the bottom.
Before you walked back in here, I asked who knew you best.
And, uh, it was Chloe.
-Me. -[Liv] Yep. Yep.
[Vik] And you've decided that she is bottom of the pile.
-Number nine. -Oh!
-Yeah, I… -[Liv] No, no, no, I… Chloe.
I'm not… Oh, you're such a dick.
[Vik] I'll let you guys deal with that one.
Oh, so sorry guys.
-[Liv] Chloe… -It's okay.
[Liv] I would've been bottom of the class, by the way.
You guys keep losing money. I'm just inventing rounds at this point.
-I don't blame you. -Maybe I'm waiting for you to win one,
'cause then you can celebrate.
Shall we do two correct ones?
Yeah, so if you can match two.
-[all] Yes! -[Vik] On the next one.
I wanna stop taking money from you, but you make it so easy.
[Vik] Castillo, Room 19 for you, my friend.
-Go on, son. -Come on, let me get the cards, brev.
-Come on. Thank you very much. -Remember fam, don't forget me, fam.
Castillo has left the room, and as I overheard him saying earlier,
he, uh, gives dating advice
and goes on dates and really gets a feel for people.
And he is currently ranking you from one to nine
to see, one being the most high maintenance in a relationship,
nine being the least high maintenance.
You have to decide where, based on first impressions,
he will be putting all of you.
-Can you define high maintenance? -Yeah, I don't know what that means.
It's for him to interpret. Whatever he is interpreting as high maintenance.
It means where you demand a lot off your partner.
Like, where's my flowers, where's my lift?
The most high maintenance.
Yo. You know who I think the most high maintenance is?
Let's go. This gonna be a breeze.
Mr. "I got 90 fragrances." You need to be up here
-Does he know that about you, though? -I don't think so, no.
Maybe it's a tough question.
-It's a very tough question. -Maybe he feels like
you would be offended if he put you here.
-[Vik] Would you be? No. -No.
-You okay with it? You own it? -I think it's a good thing.
-[Vik] Yeah? Know what you want? -Yeah. I know what I want.
Fair enough. And Ginge, what, you just don't care?
-[Vik] You just… -I could not give a shit.
So I feel like this is correct then?
But again, I still don't know what it means, so…
[Leah laughs]
Let's bring back Castillo and see who he thinks is high maintenance.
-[applauding] -Come on in.
Whoa. [indistinct]
I'm going to go with
Leah.
She's a baddie, so she's definitely number one. You get me.
Good news for all of you. Something is going your way.
Once again, you've got the first one right.
[cheering]
If you match one more person,
you're the only person in this challenge who hasn't lost money.
-Come on. -Can you do it?
-Yeah. -[Castillo] Come on.
Well, we're gonna go down to the other side.
[groans] You are so…
And the most easygoing,
the least maintenance is…
These two, man, don't take care of themselves.
Fanum's got a belly.
Angry Ginge's got a belly.
-Ginge. -Yay! [cheering]
Come on!
Hang on a second. Everyone stay in position.
-Now we didn't tell you one thing. -Take me in.
If you match everyone correctly,
you get 50K added back to the prize pot. And he's two for two.
I'll say that he's three for three.
-Eh, eh, eh, eh. -[Joe] No way.
[indistinct]
-[Chloe] I'm nervous. -Could you end today profitable?
-He's four for four. -[squealing]
-[cheering] -[indistinct]
[Ginge] And all the way.
Wait, Castillo, are you all saving grace?
Oh my God.
-The rest of these players… -Take me in.
This is 50 grand added to the prize pool. Now, unfortunately…
-[Ginge] Oh, for fuck's sake. -[Vik] It's a miss. It was a good effort.
-The best anyone's done. -I got my six right.
What did I say to you?
Why do you think they're high maintenance? They do too.
I was going by, like, literally how fussy everybody was at certain parts.
So, for example, just based on what you do I was like you'd be number one.
What do I do?
[Castillo] Your makeup and you have the videos on Instagram that's gone viral
You said 15 000 likes or something.
-[mouths] 15 million. -[Castillo] So just for that alone,
you're gonna be concerned about what you look like and your maintenance.
-Well, let's hand out the rest of these. -Okay.
So, in number five, we have Liv, so not… It's so close.
So close to the bonus prize.
Then we've got this, also just off. We've got Joe one place off.
We've got Specs a place off. And we've got Fanum.
-That first and last one, though. -[crosstalking]
-[cheering] -[Vik] There we go.
Finally you guys won. I had to make it easier.
-Take me in, brev. Take me in. Take me in. -[cheering]
-Yeah, we got something, brev. -[indistinct] Well done.
You guys have completed the challenges for day one Inside.
-Whoo! Thank God. -[Chloe] Yes!
You've lost £20 000 in each challenge, but honestly, that's not so bad.
You started with a million. You've lost a little part of that.
You can now go back inside and it is dinner time. Enjoy guys.
-Come on. -Thank you.
I would like some Monster Munch crisps
and a Coke, brev. That's what I want right now
Yo. Yo. Snacks, brev.
Let's get them snacks, brev.
[narrator] Oh, look out. It's Manish Snacky-ow
[breathing] Snacks, brev.
Snacks, brev. Yo, let me get them snacks, brev.
Let me get them snacks, brev. [indistinct]
Thanks, brev.
[mumbling]
[Castillo munching] Evidence, brev.
[swallowing]
[exhales]
[coughs] Excuse me.
Yeah, I'm good.
Yo, the caffeine's hitting me, brev.
Caffeine's hitting me, brev. Let's go.
Okay.
[theme music plays]
Nah, that was hard. That was hard.
[Specs] It's good though 'cause we got to know each other.
-Yeah. -[Specs] Everyone was proper scanning.
They said they gonna do another one as well, like.
It is difficult when we don't know each other. Like how are we meant to know?
If there's anything I need to know, let me know now.
They're not gonna do that sort of one again I don't reckon.
They're watching and listening.
I think they did that one now while we don't know each other very well.
I think it's hard 'cause you don't know what to tell people.
Mate, if we want a genuine full fridge, it will cost us like 20 grand.
-Spend the money. -Spend it?
If we had snacks, we'd have bare energy right now.
True, but what if we had snacks earlier on and then lost these challenges?
Mate, it's making me wanna be the best in every single…
Challenge. Yeah, 100%, 100%.
What have you ordered, Bobu?
-[laughing] -No, it's Nobu.
Nobu, sorry. I don't know what it is.
-It's Japanese. -Yeah, but I've never seen an advert.
I just go Burger King. I'm all right.
[theme music plays]
[Vik] Inside contestants, it is time for dinner. Head into the lounge.
As you did so well in today's challenge, we have a bunch of sides for the winners.
However, if the challenge losers eat any of it,
-you will lose £10 000. -Fuck off.
[crosstalking]
-[squealing] -Whoo! Oh, what they got?
[Leah squeals] I got Nobu. I got Nobu!
Look at all the sides, ah!
[Chloe] I need to be eating that.
Wait, so y'all can't eat this shit?
Nope. If we touch it, that's ten grand off.
-I feel bad. Do you want it? -No, no, I'm not losing ten grand off it.
Why don't you guys go and have something from the shop?
[Vik] Challenge losers, please head down to the shop for your dinner.
Oh my God.
Rice and beans. Rice and beans.
[vocalizing] Rice and beans, rice and beans for Specs.
Living life the jungle way. Doo-do-doo!
[Ginge] Rice and beans again. Rice and beans again.
Is the shop open?
[snickering] I can't eat that again.
This is tortute. [laughing]
-Now we're talking. Yes. -Now we're talking, brev.
-This is it. -Yes, my guy.
Please tell me the shop's open 'cause at a minimum I need salt.
-I need salt. -Salt and pepper. Fuck it.
They treat us right, though. They treat us right for this.
Now you're gonna wanna win challenges.
Just to confirm Monster Munch.
-Just to confirm-- -No, we… we don't need Monster Munch.
-Yes, well, come on. -[snickering]
-Monster Munch! -No, no, what it is,
if you're gonna spend that, you might as well upgrade.
I wanna upgrade. I really wanna upgrade.
Okay. Discuss what you're about to buy.
-I wanna get chocolate. -That's a grand.
-That's two grand, upgrade your meal. -I wanna upgrade mine.
[Chloe speaks with mouth full]
This meal's lovely for me. This is my dessert.
-I wanna upgrade my meal. -Okay, okay.
Just to confirm, Monster Munch and chocolate.
-Mm-mm. -I don't even feel bad.
I don't even feel that hungry as well. I'm just like this…
Think about tomorrow morning when they give you rice and beans.
Just to confirm, I would like two packets of salt,
-a can of Coca-Cola. -Ooh.
-Two cans of Coca-Cola. -[Chloe] Three, fuck it.
-Three fucking cans. -I'll have a cherryade.
-[chuckling] -And one cherryade.
Guys, no. Cancel mine, cancel mine.
We've ordered it now, you may as well have it.
-And one chocolate as well, please. -[Chloe] I'll get a chocolate.
-And salt and pepper crisps. -I want some crisps.
-Can we not save it? -I doubt it.
-You wouldn't wanna save it for tomorrow. -[indistinct]
No, but I mean like takeout food. [indistinct]
Just confirm we've had to upgrade one meal.
[Chloe] This fucking tastes like shit.
It tastes like shit.
-Let's see what else there is. -I feel bad, but at the same time…
[cross talking]
-You know those independent places. -That's what I mean.
-Yeah, like KFC and that. -No way. No way.
-[gasps] -[Chloe] What is that?!
[all] Shh.
-Who did that? Who did that? -Oh my God. We get sides as well.
-Yes. -They sourced the cherryade.
[Chloe] Who did that? Open it. Open it.
Fucking sauce.
[Chloe] Eat it down here.
[Manrika] Shall we hide somewhere and eat it?
[Chloe] Just eat it in here.
[Manrika] Shall we go and sit in Room 19?
[Chloe] Is that a burger? Fuck off, it is.
[indistinct] Order two more.
-Wait… Can we please upgrade… -[Specs] Order two more. Two.
-[Ginge] Two more meals. -And you, are you getting one?
Yes, but we can share. There's so much food there.
[Chloe] No, doors open. What you doing?
[Ginge] Oh, no. They give us more, for fuck's sake.
-[Manrika] It never ends. -[Ginge] Oh, no. You are joking.
-[Chloe] This is so bad. -Did you not do one for me?
[Ginge] Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
[Manrika and Chloe] I won't eat it all.
[indistinct]
Eat it here and then go up with the rice and beans.
[Liv] This is fucking enormous.
I'm thinking about tomorrow when you're starving and you're like,
-"I ate good yesterday." -Yeah.
[Nifè] The trick when you're not eating, when you eat it makes your body hungrier.
'Cause you're thinking, "Oh, so I'm gonna expect food in a few hours."
But the longer you don't eat, the easier it is to handle.
-Oh, yeah. 'Cause you do fasting. -Yeah. The first couple of days are hard--
-You don't feel hungry now? -Yeah, because I've eaten late,
so in the morning my belly's like, "Where's the food?"
[indistinct]
When your insulin's spiking,
when your insulin's coming back down you feel hungry,
so if you don't spike it you won't feel hungry.
[Chloe] How much have we spent there?
[indistinct]
You've got wings? Oh.
Oh my God, banging.
-This is the best day ever. -[Ginge] Mm.
-[Manrika] I'm all right, you know. -This is so good.
-It's actually really good. -[Manrika] I'm not sorry about this.
-Oh my God. It's huge. -What?
-Do you want some cherryade? -No, I've got Coke.
We're all in our own heads. We're trapped in this house.
So it's like, you look forward to a meal and then when you look and it's bland…
Listen, I'm fortunate to have food in the first place. Let me just say that.
But when you can upgrade it, I think it's worth upgrading.
-What's that? -
-A crisp? -[Chloe] We did something. We did it.
[Manrika] Don't blame us.
We had burgers and chicken burgers and wings.
-[Chloe] So did we. -Did you?
[Manrika] We only upgraded two meals and we shared it all.
[Chloe] Upgraded two meals and shared.
[Manrika] And they bring me a cherryade.
I'll put it in the fridge. If anyone wants some feel free.
What was the dinner?
Rice and beans. I did take a few bites and I was like I can't do this again.
Rice and fucking beans.
I think we should really rethink what we're doing in here
and just have fun.
[theme music plays]
-[TV chimes] -[chattering]
Oh, oh, oh.
-[Chloe] Whoo! -Nah, it's gonna go down.
Go down!
[all] Oh.
-[laughing] -Yo, yo, yo, my man.
[indistinct]
-Okay, that's not… -Not too bad.
-[Manrika] Nah, we're still going. -[Castillo] Chill out. You're moving mad.
They're adding on it.
-[Fanum] Okay. -[cheering]
-Does anyone wanna go shop? -Well done, guys.
We got 30K to spend right now.
I thought she was about to go to the shop.
-Let's go get some shopping. -[indistinct]
I think we need to try our hardest.
I agree. Can we try it our way tomorrow?
-Day one with us trying our best to stay… -We didn't try.
You guys didn't try your best, I ain't gonna lie.
-Maybe you, but… -Maybe you did…
I didn't buy anything.
Okay, so you tried your best, but not everyone did.
Oh, they didn't? Oh.
Even me, I felt bad with salt and pepper, but that was shared and necessary.
-I'll take that one. -[Nifè] Do you know what I mean?
-You've done 50K. -How have I done 50K?
Have you lost your mind?
[indistinct chattering]
Let's go through it. Let's do the maths. The pool table.
You used it. I did it for us.
That is not for me. That is for everyone.
That was for both of you, wasn't it?
Yeah and realistically I've used it. We've all used it.
-You ordered it. -[Ginge] Darts. Played darts.
Played darts. Played darts. Played darts. Played pool. Played darts.
-I did it for us. -Yeah, we've all used that over there.
It's not me buying a packet of crisps for me, is it?
I'm not spending. I'm not spending.
[indistinct chattering]
-So tomorrow I'm spending on my own too. -Is it open right now?
[theme music plays]
[narrator] All this bickering has given Joe an idea.
Oh, class.
Okay, I would like to confirm that I would like to buy my earplugs.
Please.
Hurrah!
Yes!
Oh, hallelujah.
Right.
Thank you. See you tomorrow.
[theme music plays]
-[laughing] -I need help taking my hair out.
I want the toilet downstairs. It's a bigger mirror.
-I'll help you if you want. -I need help taking the ponytail out.
-I just pulled mine out. It's so nice. -[Manrika] I literally cannot take it out.
-I'm kinda really thirsty. -Who just bought earplugs?
[gasps] There's fucking prosecco. I might buy that.
-How much are… were the earplugs? -A thousand…
[gasps]
-[snickering] -I really want to.
I actually don't care if I lose this game.
-[giggling] Hello, can I… Can I have two… -[bottle pops]
-[squealing] Do you want one or not? -…two proseccos.
-Do you want one? -No, no. I don't want anything.
-No, I don't want anything. -I confirm dos proseccos,
-por favor. -[whispers] Two prosecco.
I confirm two prosecco.
-Wait, no. We've done that each. -No, not each.
-Wait, no. Hold on. -[chuckles]
-Just one each. -Hi, I confirm two proseccos.
Ignore Chloe.
Yeah, I did it in Spanish anyways.
-I don't think it… -[laughing]
I felt really strong-minded about not spending any money.
'Cause it's kind of like a fun challenge as well.
Even though it's not our money right now, I just wanna do the best that I can.
-That's so nice. -Aw, that's really sweet.
-I wanna be like you when I'm older. -I wanna be like you.
You guys are like spend, spend, spend.
Look at how I did in the challenges today, yeah.
I ain't winning this show, so I'm gonna have a good time while I'm here.
I'm gonna work hard in the challenges tomorrow to make up for today.
-Can I get them proseccos? -No, I won't get a Sprite
because I'm gonna save it for when I really really want something.
But if you do want Cherryade, it's in the fridge.
What could be on there for you to really want it?
Maybe I'll see how the cold shower goes tonight, if that's fucking horrid.
No, treat yourself to five minutes in a hot shower, it's only 500 quid.
-Why don't you do that? -Yeah, what the fuck?
Literally have a nice hot shower.
I kinda don't wanna spend anything.
You don't even need to tell them. We won't tell anybody.
-[Leah gasps] -[Manrika] If…
-Fuck! -[snickering]
-Shit, shit, shit, shit. -You guys.
-£4000. -[Leah] You guys.
-[Manrika] Shit. -[Chloe] Well, I didn't lose today
so I've got five grand up for grabs, so blame it on me.
-[snickering] -You guys!
You're gonna go upstairs and in 20 minutes be drunk and…
[narrator] To be fair, most women have to get drunk
before going up to bed with Angry Ginge.
[Leah chuckling]
Try to enjoy it, ladies.
We haven't got time, they might come down.
-I'll guard the door. I'll guard the door. -Bless her.
-[indistinct] -[laughing]
-[indistinct] -[Chloe] I just brushed my teeth.
-Mouthwash. -[giggling]
-[squealing] -She can't even taste it.
-[Leah splutters] -[gargling]
-How much is that? 4000. -[snorting]
[Chloe burps]
And I wonder why I'm single sometimes. So weird.
-I'm happy. -You need to take your ponytail out.
That's why we came down. Take it out.
-[sighs] -[laughing hysterically]
[Leah] There's no way.
-That's not helping. -No help needed.
[cackling]
Are you serious right now?
[Manrika] I've got tears in my eyes. I've got actual tears in my eyes.
-Thanks guys. I'll see you in the morning. -[chuckling]
-I'll see you for our breakfast. -[laughing]
[Manrika] I've got actual tears in my eyes.
[theme music playing]
Oh, it would be good to have our phones, wouldn't it?
Our phones? Eliminate the whole point of the show?
-No, 'cause I wanna talk to someone. -[Chloe] Ooh!
[mocks Joe] I wanna talk to someone!
So do I. I wanna talk to bare people.
Ew, I couldn't think of anything worse. Don't ring me at nighttime.
[Chloe] A little bedtime FaceTime?
-Fall asleep together on FaceTime? -Absolutely not. How old are you again?
-[imitates throwing up] -Twelve. How old are you?
Twenty-eight.
-Hey. -[indistinct]
[Manrika] Can you bring my Cherryade if you're going in the fridge?
-Can I have a prosecco 'cause I want one. -[indistinct]
-Are you going shop? -I'll come.
[indistinct]
When's the last time you sat on your hand?
-Sat on my hand? Never. -Yeah.
-You've never sat on your hand? -No!
'Cause I'm not in the dead hand gang.
[chuckling]
-[Specs] Yay! We're back. -Right, we're back.
We're feeling peckish.
It's £5000 for your pillow.
-[laughs] -It's up to you. I don't care.
Right, can I confirm an order, please? Now.
Wait, shut the door so we don't bait ourself.
-[Castillo] I'm getting too, remember? -Oh, shit.
Fuck it, brev. We're a team, man.
-We should get your pillow, brev. -Yeah, I'm getting it now.
'Cause they might make that shit more tomorrow.
Yeah, a'ight, a'ight.
-Could I confirm… -Should we just get pissed?
-[Liv] Who's shopping? -A pack of crisps.
-And a chocolate bar for me, please. -Should we pretend it's locked?
-Yo, open up the fucking door. -[Joe] It's locked.
-[laughing] -Liv wants a chocolate bar.
-Get me one of those. Liv. -Who wants a chocolate bar?
-Two chocolate bars. -[Chloe] You getting one?
-And one packet of crisps. -[Chloe] Did you get one?
-No. -[Chloe] No?
I would like to confirm that I want to buy my pillow.
-Joe Weller's pillow for £5000. -Yep, yep, yep.
-[Specs] Is it open? -No, they open it automatic.
-[Castillo] You've gotta wait outside. -[gasps] Oh, wow!
-What's that? What the fuck is that? -Nah, they're taking the piss.
Have you just paid £1000 for that amount of chocolate?
Don't tell nobody. Eat it now, bro. Eat it now. Eat it now.
That's literally two squares.
Can I confirm two teas?
More crisps?
-More? Oh, right. -And two chocolate bars.
[indistinct]
Right, how much-- Is that your £5000 pillow?
-[laughs] No, no, no. Oh, no. -Right, can I confirm a prosecco, please?
I don't fucking care. I will confirm a prosecco, please.
I wanna see what they've changed this to.
-Chloe just got that. -[Nifè] At this point, it's ridiculous.
People are spending money just to get on other people's nerves.
And it's day one. [chuckles]
I really thought I'd be able to accept everybody's decisions
and be like, "It is what it is, we're all gonna be different."
[fake laughs] That was a lie and a dream because right now I am fuming.
[theme music plays]
[narrator] That's the end of day one.
Tensions over spending are rising as the housemates head to bed.
But how long will it take before this place becomes a nightmare?
Coming up on Inside.
She's deffo letting someone else bruise her esophagus while you're in here.
-[inaudible] What the fuck? -[everyone shrieks]
I find Manrika intolerable. Shut up!
-[screams] -Chloe!
-[giggling] No, no, no. -Welcome to The Mystery Menu.
Someone's tryna be sneaky. We turn this gaff upside down.
[laughing]
Chewing gum's 5K?
-[inaudible] -[chuckling]
I'm just not on your page. And can I not be on your page?
-Are you mad? -[mimics Ginge] Ooh, I stream.
-You're saying that enough, aren't ya? -Since when do you go gym, Ginge?
Since I've been shagging your missus for the past two years.
Welcome to Silent Library.
The person who will be eliminated is…
-[Chloe] Fuck. -[screaming]
It's running up our bill. Instead of--
[Castillo] I know. Stop crying, you little baby.
-[Chloe] Who you talking to? -You. I'm talking to you.
Who are you talking to?
As a collective and as individuals, these are the most unpleasant people
I've had the displeasure of spending time with, brev.
["Himothy" by Katori Walker plays]
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♪ Talkin' my **** like ♪
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♪ Look, walk in this ***** like, eh ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm really him ♪
♪ Talkin' my **** like, hey ♪
♪ ***** I'm really him ♪
♪ Don't believe me, come and see me Got three wishes from my genie ♪
♪ Now I'm on your local TV All on-tour got ******* screamin' ♪
♪ Say she wanna come and see me When I'm in her local city ♪
♪ I'm like pause, though, ♪
♪ Please step aside So they can see me and I- ♪
♪ Walk up in this ***** like ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm really him, hol' up ♪
[songs ends] really him, hol' up ♪