["Himothy" by Katori Walker playing]
Welcome to a new series of Inside, now on Netflix.
One house, seven days.
[host] Ten contestants all battling it out for £1 million.
-[shouting] -[woman] Oh my God.
The only catch?
We've taken everything from them. They start with absolutely nothing.
-How much is a hot shower? -£500 a minute. That's shit.
I'm sorry.
[song continues]
[man] You did scam us with that one. I'm not gonna lie.
Like, the prices are obviously extortionate.
Every day, we'll be testing the contestants with Sidemen Challenges.
[woman] How many lost?
If they fail, they could lose it all.
-I lost it! I lost it -[alarm blaring]
[woman] Milli!
-[whooping] -[cheering]
♪ Walk up in this ***** like Yeah, I'm really him ♪
♪ Talkin' my **** like I'm really him, hol' up ♪
[song muffles]
♪ Yeah, I'm really him ♪
♪ Talkin' my **** like I'm really him, on God ♪
♪ Walk up in this ***** like Yeah, I'm really him ♪
[narrator] We're back again for Series 2.
Now, let's see which influencers are having tax issues this time.
Right, this is cool, I guess.
[narrator] First up is the man who puts the "ick" in "TikTok"
and the "odd" in "podcaster."
It's George Clarke.
Goodbye.
Hi, uh, I'm George. I'm 24, and I make YouTube and TikTok videos.
When I was a kid, if I was naughty,
I used to write an apology to my parents.
My followers would probably describe me as awkward, single.
Jeez, this is literally just a prison.
Lovely what you've done with the place, guys.
On the outside, I don't really spend any money anyway,
so going inside, I'm not sure that will change a lot.
Am I first? I've never been first before.
I think it was quite cool to just sort of spend a week away from my phone,
meet people…
[laughs] All my fans are here.
Hi, guys.
Go on, just take a picture.
…do a couple challenges,
maybe spend an extortion amount of money on, I don't know, a Twirl.
[guffaws]
There's a darts board, but no darts.
I could do with a dart about now.
[inhales, exhales]
Ten beds? Two doubles? [chuckles]
Well, I'm done strolling. I'd like a friend, please.
[narrator] Can you tell he went to private school?
Next in is the man with gold teeth,
a silver tongue and a little bit of pink eye.
It's PK Humble.
[PK] Hmm.
Ding-ding-ding-ding-a-ling-ling-ling.
[grunts]
That's close.
You know I'm African 'cause I pack heavy.
PK Humble the First, descendant of Winston Churchill,
and I am 27 years of age Monday to Friday, 33 on the weekends.
And I'm a content creator and an entertainer.
Just another day in the life of Mr. PK Humble.
If I'm not winning anything more than 250, I'm sabotaging everything.
I'm spending all the money.
Everyone's gonna die. [chuckles]
I like to lead the group, lead them astray,
and once they're astray, go the other way.
I'm literally on my phone 24/7,
so I want to see how many of my girlfriends
are gonna message me and actually miss me.
I might not even tell my mom,
and see if she calls the police.
[narrator] Our first lady of the house is model Mya Mills.
But will she pose a threat to the others?
-[PK] Hello. -Hello.
-[laughs] How are you? -[PK] What's going on?
-Need a hand? -[laughs] What the hell?
-[PK] Let me give you a hand. -Thanks.
-Oh my God. What's your name, sorry? -It's Mya. Nice to meet you.
-What's yours? -Jeremy.
-Jeremy? -Yeah.
-Am I saying that right? -You said that right.
Hey, guys, I'm Mya Mills. I'm 23, and I'm a social media influencer.
My kind of content on Instagram is more like lifestyle, travel, myself,
makeup and just, like, everything about me, basically.
Every time me and my friends go to a restaurant, we eat sushi, Japanese food.
That's something I'll miss.
Maybe I'll be on a diet. [laughs]
Am I allowed to say that? [laughs]
Is it heavy, or it's fine?
-No, it's fine. -All right.
Can't you see my arms now?
-[laughs] What are we doing? -Can't see my arms?
I don't know.
-You just get here? -Literally just now.
Okay, fine. Let's go.
[narrator] PK having a PK at Mya there.
-[giggling] -Wait.
Wait, 'cause I'm so bad at directions.
This is a maze. This is a maze.
-Don't listen to me. -Shop.
-Here. -No, it's this… This way. This way.
-Wait, let's see the gym. -Let's open it.
We might be the first people here, you know.
[George] Real-life people.
Oh, rassclaash.
-[George] Hello. -Yes!
[George] How lovely.
-Lovely to meet you. George. -PK, nice to meet you.
-Mya. Let's hug. Nice to meet you. -George.
It's just us three in here?
Apparently so, unless somebody's good at hiding.
-It's just us. -Explored the place?
-I have. I can give you the grand tour. -Yeah, give us the tour then.
This is a room of… there's just two sofas, don't know what this is for.
I like that you're wearing a skirt.
Why? Is it nice? It's a thobe.
-It's a good look. -No, it's nice.
-Thank you. -Gym, for all your gym needs.
-Jeez. -Do you guys gym?
-Yeah, I gym. Can't you tell? -Go like this.
-Can't you tell? -Right.
-[George] Look at the state of that. -[Mya] There's mirrors.
Look at that space.
-The shower? -I've showered in worse.
-[George] That is the shower. Big time. -There's no bath?
-It's… -Is it single beds, innit?
-It's nice. There's two double beds. -Yeah.
This is cute.
You don't have to lie.
[laughs]
So, what, this is it?
-This is it. For a week. -Oh yeah.
I did not think it was gonna be like this, did you?
[PK] Nah.
[narrator] Next into the house is influencer and podcaster Mandi.
Let's hope there's no sniffer dogs at security.
Oh my God.
What have I got myself into?
I'm Mandi Vakili. I'm 32,
and I'm best known for being an "influencer" and a podcaster.
How dare he be cheating,
and he ain't even, like, tall like that.
I was best known for being Anna's sister from Love Island.
But after this show,
she is gonna be known for being Mandi Vakili's sister from Sidemen Inside.
-[detector beeping] -I'm clean. See that?
[laughing]
I think I need help.
Why did I pack so much? Why?
I envision myself walking out with a shitload of money.
I don't like unhygienic people, like, dirty people, icky, smelly people. Ugh.
This is the fastest I've ever been through security in my life.
[narrator] Normally, people stop you for pictures with your sister.
Next up is the self-proclaimed News Daddy.
Let's hope he's not a total anchorman. It's Dylan Page.
-[Mandi] Hi. -[laughs]
-Hello. How are you doing? -[Mandi] Hi.
[sighs]
Ha! Same person. My name is Dylan.
So much has happened in the past 24 hours, it's insane.
People know me as the News Daddy, it's kind of in the name.
I give people the news.
[narrator] I've got news for you, Dylan. That mask joke was shit.
What's your name?
-Dylan. Yours? -Mandi.
-I'm gonna walk through. -Nice to meet you, Dylan.
-Nice to meet you. How you doing? -[beeps]
-Good. -Have you just got here?
-I'm really excited. I just got here now. -Yeah. Okay, sweet. All right, jeez.
-Put it in… -It goes in there.
-[kisses] Last time I'll see you. -A lot lighter than mine.
-You have a big one? -I fucking struggled, yeah.
The center of what I do with anything, whether that be politics, current events,
it's all what is interesting.
What are people interested in?
That's the central axiom for everything that I do.
My accent… I grew up in South Africa,
I moved to the UK, lived out in Australia,
and now I'm back in the UK, so it's all over the place a little bit.
-"Temptation." "Temptation." -Oh, this is sick. This is sick.
[Dylan] Hello?
[narrator] Didn't know the house had a ghost.
-[PK exclaims] -[Mandi] Oh my God. Hi!
Hi. How are you?
-How are you? I'm Mandi. -I'm Mya.
-[Mandi] Hi. -[Dylan] Hey, how you doing? Dylan.
-Nice to meet you. -I'm Mya.
-Hi, nice to meet you. What's your name? -PK.
[Mandi] PK and Mya.
-I know you, anyway, from the whole… -[Mya] Yeah. Anna.
-[Mandi] Mandi. -[Mya] Mandi! Mandi!
I just clocked the shoes. They are amazing.
Oh yo.
-They're rascals. It's a Hulk joint. -[George] Hulk smashes.
[PK] Are they slippers or shoes?
[narrator] Either way, they're awful.
Our sixth insider is FaZe Jason, aka JasonTheWeen,
or if you're British, Jason the penis.
I made it.
Conveyor belt.
Take my loot.
I'm Jason, FaZe Jason. I'm 20. I'm a streamer in the US.
All right, initial opening.
Oh my God! Ew!
[gagging]
I'm an iPad kid, so I grew up with an iPad,
and I can't remember the last time I went a week without my phone.
I need TikTok. I brain rot 30 minutes before I go to bed. I need it.
-[all exclaiming] -Hello.
[Jason] Oh sick!
What's up?
-Nice to meet you. -Friends!
[Jason] The point of the game is to not get voted out, right?
So literally just get close with everyone. That's my goal.
Then at the end, steal all the money.
Nah, I'm just kidding. [laughs]
What is streaming? I'm interested in this. Is it like…
-[Jason] It's just livestreaming. -People that play games,
and it's like, people watch it?
-Yeah, play games, react to-- -Imagine making money like that, man.
That is nice.
How do you get paid? Is it paid per minute?
-No, there's ads, and then there's subs. -[Mandi] It's so interesting.
I literally just talk to my monitor for, like, six hours a day.
It's kinda sad, low-key.
[narrator] Seventh inside is Whitney Adebayo.
Whitney was the runner-up on a show which involved finding love on an island.
Not that island.
This is crazy.
Hiya, my name is Whitney Adebayo. I am 26 years old,
from Camden Town. Whoo.
My previous experience from doing Love Island and challenges,
I've just learned to pack more wigs.
[laughs]
This is giving scary movie.
[narrator] Whitney is joined by Twitch streamer Cinna Brit.
I bet you've Cinna few since you got to London.
Stick around, more comedy coming up.
Oh.
-Oh. Hey, girl. -Hi.
How are you?
Your makeup looks amazing, by the way.
[Whitney] Stop it, we're matching.
It's helping me to not focus on… What the fuck's this room?
Babe, I've literally been here for a minute, and no one's come to help me.
-There's no help. Where the mandem at? -Am I…
Hi, my name is Cinna. I'm 27, and I'm a streamer.
I have never taken seven days off before, ever.
Now let's do a taste test.
The longest I've ever not streamed for is, I think, three days.
I am a ball of anxiety about not streaming
because it is just something that I do all the time.
Do we leave this here?
Girl, does it look like I'm about to be doing heavy lifting? Oh.
-You are. -Wait.
-[laughs] -Hold on. Wait.
[Whitney] Babe. Okay, you gotta try to do mine.
Yes. Girl, I got you, don't worry. Don't even sweat it.
If you can do mine, I'll be embarrassed.
-How heavy is it? -'Cause I'm bigger than you.
Oh. Go on, girl.
I got it. Can you…
-Do you want me to help you? -[grunting] No, I…
-No. Don't lift a hand. -[laughing]
-[grunting] -[laughing]
-Hello. -Hello!
Hello, new family.
-Well done. -Jason!
[shouting]
Stop it!
[laughing]
-[laughing] -Wait, you didn't go to me.
[Cinna] Are we the only Americans?
Yeah.
That's cool, gotta represent, stick together.
We gotta stick together. Nah, just kidding.
[narrator] Next in is Milli Jo.
She shares a massive TikTok account with her sister.
The only thing I shared with my sister was crisps and a training bra.
What is going on?
Walk through a metal detector. Okay.
Oh shit.
My name is Milli Jo McLoughlin. I'm 21.
I'm from Liverpool, and I'm a content creator.
How to never get played.
I'm 21, and I've never been played by a guy.
I grew up in Portugal.
I was there for 11 years. That's why I've lost my accent.
Goodbye. Oh gosh.
The strategy that I'm initially gonna go in with is to be the cutesy one.
So if the money goes missing, it wasn't me.
I'm the cute one. I didn't touch it.
[giggling]
I'm excited.
[narrator] Last in is Farah.
On TikTok, she makes videos going up to random couples
and saying the man is her husband.
When my nan started doing that, we had to put her in a care home.
-Hi. -[Milli laughs] Hi.
Oh my gosh, that's so cute.
If they take it off me, I'll be so upset.
[Milli] Honestly.
-Hi. Let me give you a hug. -Hi. I'm Milli Jo, nice to meet you.
Hi, wait, there? You? Hi.
I'm Farah, and I'm shy right now.
Quite nervous.
There's a lot going on.
Yeah, I'm Farah Shams, nice to meet you.
You brought so much with you.
I only had a little case.
-At least we're walking in together. -Yeah, I was scared to walk in on my own.
-I don't know how many are already there. -No.
Welcome to lesson 5,897
on how to get rid of social anxiety.
I am 24 years old,
and I shout on TikTok.
That's what I do, shout.
And I have a spatula as well. [laughs]
Yeah, I use my spatula as my little mic,
and no matter how rich or famous or big I get,
I will never, ever change my spatula mic, respectfully.
There's girls.
-[Milli] There's girls in the house. -Whoo!
-Nice to meet you. -[Milli] Hi.
-[Farah] Hi-- -[Cinna] Oh.
-[Farah] Hug. -Hello, I'm Cinna, nice to meet you.
-[Milli] Nice to meet you. -Oh. Sorry.
[Milli] So, oh my God, there's so many people!
Oh my God! You're the news reporter guy on TikTok.
[Mya] You definitely do.
So, first impressions of Mya,
I feel like she was being a little bit flirty-me-flirty,
giggly-me-giggly,
she was doing that little… [giggles]
"You're so dumb!" And then I tried the little ones and twos…
But now I've just gotta ease it down
and just let her live.
Everybody! I'm--
[Whitney] Auntie, what do you want to tell us?
I am… I am the senior, okay…
[laughing]
…in here, which I knew I was gonna be.
I'm getting a headache because it's really loud,
and obviously, being the oldest,
I'm more sensitive to these sounds and things.
-We're the only Americans. -Got the American accent.
And I'm like, "Oh my God, you're from London."
-Where are you from in America? -From Virginia.
-Virginia. -Mm-hmm. And he's from Texas.
Texas, Alabama…
They picked the most American places to pull you from.
Can I hear your accent? Say, "There's a snake in my boot."
There's… There's a snake in my boot.
It's crazy hearing how different we are,
just because I'm obviously one of the only American girls that's gonna be in here.
-You fucking dickhead. -You prick.
You fucking prick!
Bomboclaash.
Bomboclaash. Isn't that "bomboclaat"?
-Nah, nah, nah. The UK one is bomboclaash. -Oh.
[hip-hop music playing]
[narrator] Now the bomboclaats are all here,
it's time to choose where they're going to be sleeping.
No, don't take my bed. Please get off my bed!
-With your outside clothes. -You're putting bacteria on it.
-[Mandi] That's my bed. -Oh my…
I know that dress has seen everywhere.
-[PK] It's new, it's bespoke. -No.
Oh my God, guys, stop fighting over my bed.
[PK] The bed, Jesus Christ of Nazareth,
I don't know who selected and chose or need that bed,
because I wouldn't wish my worst enemy to sleep on that.
These beds are so crusty and dry, bro.
[narrator] And things are about to get a whole lot drier and crustier,
as the Sidemen are here.
[hip-hop music playing]
[man] I don't like that.
-[laughing] -He's done that before.
You're head's too big.
You know how my signature pose is…
Mine too! I do the same thing. I go…
Yeah.
[man] Oh man, this is sweet.
[man 2] OMG.
[phone beeps]
[laughing]
I started on TikTok.
-Do you talk on TikTok? -Yeah.
-Why not in real life? -Should I stop?
But you don't talk in real life. I'm like, "George…"
-Hello. -Hello.
-Hey, everyone. -Oh my God!
-[laughing] -[exclaiming]
Sorry.
Welcome to a new series of Inside.
-[whooping] -[cheering]
[Farah] Fighting.
You will all be battling it out
for a prize fund
that starts out at £1 million.
[cheering]
Don't get gassed!
Is that not enough for you guys?
I guess they already knew.
There are gonna be challenges that you will all be in every single day.
-[sighing] -[man] If you do badly in these,
you will lose money from the million-pound prize pot.
-No. -So just don't do badly, right?
-Easy. -What the…
And as you can see, there's not much in here
because everything costs money.
Oh God.
-Whoa! -[man 2] You'll be glad to know…
[laughing]
[Farah] No shit!
You'll be glad to know, the shop is now open.
[cheering]
[loud chiming]
Good luck, motherfuckers.
[all] Yay!
Wait, can I ask? When is the first challenge?
-Shut up. -Yeah.
-[laughing] -Rude boy. What do you call this timing?
We were supposed to be collected at ten a.m., brother.
We're not spending any money!
-Let's go to the shop. -[Farah] I'm so excited.
Let's try and keep at least half a million.
-At least half a million. -800.
-Yeah. -800, yeah.
-Yeah, I like where your head is at! -What? Are we in?
-Trying keeping it at 800K? -We don't need to--
Instead of everybody--
-[all] 800K! Hey! Hey! Hey! -[narrator] I'll give it an hour.
Ooh!
Jesus Christ.
-Okay. -No…
-[Milli] That's not that bad, I think. -Okay.
[Mandi] PK, I thought, like, I'm the senior.
"Golden straw"? What is that? What's a golden straw?
What is a golden straw?
-No. -What?
That has to be something else, not just a straw.
-There's no food. -"Noodle pot."
I feel like we should buy something.
Where's the vodka?
[Milli] I know we don't spend, but, guys, we're gonna be so fucking bored.
-Milkshake. -I'm hungry.
Where's the vodka? I want a bottle of Belvedere.
-I think we can agree-- -We should get some entertainment.
[Dylan] Exactly. Exactly.
Could I confirm table tennis bat, table tennis ball, please?
Who drinks coffee?
-[Cinna] Yeah. -[Milli] That's a singular.
It will suppress our hunger.
-We can buy a few-- -[Farah] Yeah! Our smart girl!
-We should get a few coffees-- -You are the leader. Stand here.
[Whitney] Hunger suppressed, we could upgrade food later.
The shop is open, and everybody like screaming in there.
I'm one of those people. I'm trying not to,
but it's exciting now 'cause the shop's open.
We also… we came up with a fantastic idea.
-We're gonna get basic meals. -[Cinna] Yeah.
So the smart idea is
we get one really nice one, chop it up, divide it--
We're not allowed. We're not allowed.
-[Dylan] Who says? -[Farah] What?
-What? -Last season, that's what happened.
[Mya] No rules yet.
But the golden straw, everybody wants to know what that is.
If it's real gold, you could take it out of here. It could be worth more.
Maybe the golden straw is the only thing that's appealing to me.
I confirmed this, so this is gonna keep us entertained.
[Mandi] Listen, I need to get a hot drink.
-What flavor? -Hold up.
No!
[George] Is it one?
-One! -Waste of money, don't get the other.
[Dylan] I'm confirming you did scam us with that one. I'm not gonna lie.
So we are ordering one more bat.
I think we should get more bats.
We've made an agreement, right? So we're all starving, right?
We're all starving children.
[narrator] It's been an hour.
These lot wanted to team up,
so if someone wants to have a Pot Noodle now,
you have to have it in groups of two. Get it?
Fuck it. Can I get some crisps, please?
-Don't give us… -I'm trying to make money.
Can I get some crisps and peanut butter cups?
-And… -[Dylan] You've got one week to suffer.
And it's worth it.
[Jason] This is going to shit.
I'm gonna be honest, like,
everyone's spending already.
Before we went into the shop, it was,
"Don't spend too much, be frugal."
You know, "We gotta stay at least over 800,000."
Whitney got peanut butter cups. I got noodles.
We got scammed over the table tennis.
For the first round of shop, we've done pretty damn well.
-Yeah. -I will say that.
Uh…
-[Farah] Is it our tea and Pot-- -[Milli] Anyone back there?
Wait, what? Is that our coffee?
Is that Ready Salted?
I don't even like Ready Salted.
They ordered chocolate.
[Dylan] Wait, what?
-Who? -You missed it.
Crisps?
-Why is everyone being so stingy? -No, no one ordered--
-Jesus! -She's actually not joking.
-She's not joking. -Who ordered it?
-[Mya] Whitney, but I love her, she can. -What did she order?
I'm really hungry.
Eat something.
Yeah, but nothing there. I don't want to spend that much. Know what I mean?
What?
I would love a Pot Noodle.
-[Mandi] Guys… -[PK] Order it and I'll share it with you.
[laughs]
You might as well had your own, and she could've got her own.
-That's three grand gone to waste. -Yeah, true, if you can just share it…
I'm gonna ask if anyone else wants Pot Noodle.
Whitney, would you share a Pot Noodle with me?
[Whitney] The thing is, I don't like Pot Noodle.
[Milli] Oh.
I would. There's definitely people that would share a Pot Noodle with you.
-I really want a Pot Noodle. -Babe, then get out your chest.
-Whitney, you're starving. -But I don't like Pot Noodle.
-If I was literally even… -[mouthing]
-The camera has to go really low. -[PK] Really low.
I would like to confirm a green Pot Noodle, please.
Thank you.
Oh my gosh!
-You got the green one. -Oh, the green one.
Thank you so much!
I went in there, like, "Yeah, let's buy something."
Everyone's like, "No!"
Fantastic!
It's great that we're all on the same page, I think.
It could be somebody else walking away with that 500 grand.
Think about how great your life is outside of this.
-Yeah. -You only get one week…
to be put in deprivation, to be hungry, to not be on your phone.
For somebody else to win?
You're not doing it for that. You're doing it for the experience of,
when are you ever gonna have deprivation, like, again? You may never.
We had COVID. That's enough deprivation for me, all right?
[narrator] I'm not sure a week without TikTok
is the same as a global pandemic, Mandi.
-[Milli] I'm stressing. -[Whitney] We're still gonna share.
But they'll scoff it if we don't eat it first.
We'll take it as this wasn't your decision, this was our decision.
-Okay. -Collectively.
-Yeah, collectively and then-- -Then they can't blame us.
Because we're not fake.
But right now, it's survival of the fittest, and I don't know.
-I'm hungry. -I'm not the fittest here, so I need fuel.
[Milli] Oh shit.
[Whitney laughing]
[Milli] Fuck, it's hot.
Hide that, just in case they come in.
-Yeah. I was saying, as a group… -[Milli] Shh. They're coming.
Everyone's so lovely. [laughs]
[PK] Hey, why are you here?
-And Jason! Okay, guys, come. -Fuck!
-What's going on? -No!
[yelling]
[Farah] You're chatting shit about me, innit?
-[PK] No. -You were talking the most about me.
-[Milli] Watch out! -[Farah] Wait, why are you guys here?
You know what? Now we're playing sneaky. Say less.
Say no more.
When you're having your own tea…
[Farah] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-We're all playing sneaky now, yeah. -You literally had a tea.
But everyone knew, and I deliberated with everyone, with all due respect.
-So I'm snitching. -We're sharing it.
They called us to confessional.
It was behind the sofa, and I sniffed it out.
-Is this the right way? -I don't know.
-Why am I following? -[Farah] I'm going to snitch.
And I don't know where I'm going.
PK is not to be trusted.
He hid the Pot Noodle behind the sofa, and I sniffed it out.
How did it taste though?
I tried to order more, guys, and they closed the shop.
If we do shit, we need to deliberate with each other.
-It's the green one as well. -I knew. I knew.
-Chicken and mushroom. -See? Look at me. I knew.
I had a feeling, yeah? Listen.
[Whitney] I've not had a bite yet, but--
If we want to play it sneaky, I could be so sneaky.
[hip-hop music playing]
It seemed like, yeah, she was mad.
-No, she was angry, but… -[loud chiming]
-Yo, gang. -Guys!
[Dylan] Um…
-Brilliant. -[cheering]
-No, that's-- -This is not lunch.
-You're taking the piss. Lunch? -See? I told you. Just wait.
Hold on now. Why is there another noodle?
Who got a noodle?
[Farah] No, this isn't even baked beans.
[Jason] Oh. This is disgusting.
Can I confirm an upgrade, please?
I'm gonna be farting my way around this house.
We need to share the meal upgrade though.
-Not even baked beans. -Oh my God, this is disgusting.
-There's no way. No way! -[Jason] I don't like beans.
Is it cold? It's giving rations.
This place needs to get spiced up.
If everyone follows the rules and doesn't buy anything, it's not going to be fun.
So sneakiness must be implemented.
I want to see the straw.
-Oh. -Where is it?
Where is my-- what?
I see you're fucking playing games, innit? You're clever.
In front of everyone, you're playing Good Samaritan,
now like, "Where's the straw?"
Your idea. I was just in on it.
-Can I confirm a golden straw, please? -I like a bit of drama.
-So I'm like, you know what? Yeah. -We deny it to the grave.
I told you it's a golden straw.
[narrator] £2,500 on a drinking utensil.
That is the final straw.
-[metal clattering] -Shh.
Let them find it. Put it there.
I got the golden straw. I wanted to know what it was.
I thought maybe it'd be more than just a standard golden straw.
My imagination was taking me places, you know?
I've been in here for a whole day.
And I started thinking, is it a golden straw?
Is it a massive straw?
Is it so big that we can walk through like a tunnel?
So I ordered the golden straw. But!
I will be using it when I order a Diet Coke.
Oh.
Is there a golden straw in there?
Did they leave it?
This was 2,500?
Oh. Oh God.
Guys, there's food in there that was uneaten.
No, no, no, it's not… It's the same food.
-I'm sorry. -Whoa, I thought, "Meal upgrade!"
[Cinna] Sorry, no, but it was on…
Wait, who bought this?
-Can I have it? Don't care who bought it. -She wants it, see?
-It might be lucky. -Huh?
-[Cinna] Was it you? -Oh.
It was… it was you, wasn't it?
Oh, I'm so excited!
I swear it wasn't.
There's no… Dude, your face…
-I have no idea. -[laughing] Her face. It was her.
Someone did it though. So then--
-Someone-- -It was me!
-Was it? -Was it you?
-Yeah. -You bought the straw?
-And you… Nobody had any idea. -I wanted the golden straw.
-Why? -Why?
I wanna drink my coffee with it, so I don't damage my teeth.
-Babe, I wanted to use it first. -That's selfish.
We can share!
If any of us want anything from the shop, even if it's just for yourself, it's fine.
Just tell everyone.
Who's good at math? Should we have a calculator?
We've spent ten bags. I've been calculating.
[Mandi] I ordered the straw.
[Tobi] Hello, Insiders.
It's time for your first challenge.
[all] Yay!
[Jason] I'm taking the golden straw!
Okay, no, it's a TV show. It's like a game…
[Whitney] Guys, quick one.
-There's no… -Oh!
-Oh! Fuck this. -Oh you--
[Whitney] There is no pressure.
[Jason] It's Inside room…
[narrator] This is Insider Dating.
Two Insiders will be paired up and seated at a table.
In front of each of them is a menu.
Each menu contains two questions.
In order to complete the challenge,
they must truthfully answer the questions.
However, whilst doing so, a few distractions might take place.
If they aren't able to continue with the challenge,
they can, at any point, press the red button.
But doing so will cost the team money.
Now, let's play Insider Dating.
Insiders, welcome to your first challenge,
Insider Dating.
[Simon] Today's challenge, you'll be getting to know each other.
But to pass the challenge
and save losing money from the prize fund,
you must simply ask each other two questions.
[Tobi] It's not quite that simple.
You must answer your questions whilst enduring a distraction.
Or you can bail by just hitting that red buzzer there.
Each Insider on the date
will have a menu containing two questions to ask
and also what distraction you will be served.
So if you decide to bail and hit the red buzzer,
or you don't answer your questions to our satisfaction,
you will fail the challenge, and you will lose £10,000 from the pot.
PK and Cena.
-Yes, Cena. -It's Cinna.
-Cena. -[laughing]
-[PK] Cena! -[KSI] Take your seat.
-I'm going on a date with John Cena! -[laughing]
-Go on! -Come on, guys.
-You got this. -Bring it home.
-No pressure. -Get that nyash.
-I'm joking. -I'll play for you girls.
You are now free to open your menus.
On the menu for today,
you have Ratatouille.
What does that mean?
What do you mean, "What does that mean?"
-[Cinna] It's nothing. -[PK] What's the question?
PK, you're going first.
[screaming]
-[Milli] They're cute! -[PK] Not that!
-[Mandi] There's a lot. -[PK] Wait!
-Stop! Stop! Stop! -[Cinna] PK!
-PK! -That's my only fear!
-[Cinna] No, PK, no! -I don't got…
[shrieking]
Look at him! Look…
-What're you gonna do? -[Cinna] Sit down!
Wait, wait, wait, can I put my hood up?
-The hoes are watching. Ready? -Let's go. Let's go.
"Show me your best chat pickup line."
You're a ten out of ten.
If I could… If I could do you today,
I would do you twice, oh, twice in a row.
-[Cinna] Okay. -I'm not gonna accept that.
Say it again.
If I could have you today, I'd have you today and tomorrow.
[shouting]
That was it!
"Who should pay on a first date, and why?"
I should pay because I am a senior man, I'm a diplomat and I feel like…
my life depends on…
-You're the fucking GOAT. -I'm a provider.
♪ I'm a provider, I'm a survivor ♪
Oh my goodness, I think I'm gonna poo myself.
-Baby ones. -[KSI] All right, PK.
-You've passed. -Yes!
-They're cute. -Nice.
-Yes! -[Mandi] You've got a whole family there.
Can someone get a picture?
Them rats had hunchbacks.
Have you seen the guys that go to the gym, and they've got five traps?
They weren't rats. They were people in a rat costume.
-Cena. It's your turn. -Okay. It's Cinna.
PK, ask the questions.
"From first impressions alone,
who do you think you'll get along with least and why?"
It might be…
No. Actually, you know what? It might be you.
-'Cause I'm loud? -No. That's not the reason.
-I'm louder than you. -[Cinna] The only reason…
You're like a shopkeeper, dominant personality,
which, I normally, like, am non-confrontational, so I avoid.
I'm not confrontational either.
-Okay, yeah, then no. -[Farah] I'm good--
[George] You're arguing with her about it.
[laughing]
[PK] "How do you respond if someone gets on your nerves?"
Um, I kind of don't really respond, 'cause I just get really nervous.
I might tell them but, like, I'm not really confrontational.
Cinna, you have passed.
-Hooray! -Easy!
Well done, PK and Cinna.
-Aw, bro. That shit was light. -[Milli] That was so good.
[dance music playing]
Farah and Jason, please take a seat.
[Farah] I swear, if it's a tarantula…
-Listen, no. -All right! All right!
If it's a tarantula and I'm gonna take it, I'm ordering a Pot Noodle and tea tonight.
You are now free to open your menus.
What are we eating?
On the menu for your date is Twin Piercings.
[Farah] Huh?
-What? -You're going on a trip to Claire's.
-[laughing] -We're gonna get new piercings!
-Where? -Twin Piercings?
I'm good. I'm easy. I'll take any piercings any day.
-For free. -I'm good.
Jason, man, you ain't speaking.
-You all right? -My ears is fucked up.
It's gonna get more fucked up.
[laughing]
[Simon] Jason, can you please ask the first question?
"Which Insider do you think would be the most husband material?"
-Explain your answer. -Most husband… You.
[laughing]
-Aw. -[Cinna] Yeah!
[Farah] I'm scared!
[speaking Arabic]
[screams] Is it done?
-Oh… -[Farah] No!
-I firmed it! I fucking firmed it! -[Jason] It looks good!
"What's your biggest red flag about yourself and why?"
[whimpers] I'm too loud, and… ah!
No.
-[Milli] You don't say. -Oh my God. What the fuck?
[laughing]
I'm not good with needles. Ugh!
That's not a red flag.
What's a red flag? Wait. What was the question?
"Biggest red flag about yourself and why?"
That I'm a bit loud.
Because that can annoy some people and disturb people's peace. Mm-hmm.
[Jason] Okay, okay, okay.
Can we get another red flag, please?
-[speaking Arabic] -[Jason] Another red flag.
Another red flag is that I have OCD.
So my standards don't fit everyone else's standards,
and I get mad, and that can make people feel… I don't know, man.
Is that a good-- ah! Is that enough answer? It's a good one.
-I think that's a great answer. -Yeah.
Looks good!
-Gee, I'm sweating! -[Jason] Looks good.
-Is it cute? -It's so cute!
-Oh. You're bleeding a little. -Ah!
-You're bleeding! Your whole ear's red! -Ah! No, it's not.
-Don't lie. -No, you're good.
[laughing]
I don't do good with needles.
-Want me to hold your hands? -Yeah, I need some hold-handing.
-I got you, man. -[Jason] Oh fuck.
-It's not painful. I promise you. -[Jason] Okay.
-It's not painful. -[Jason] Okay.
Farah, can we please have the first question?
-Oh my God. -[Farah] The first question. Oh.
"Tell me about the worst dating experience you ever had."
Yeah, what was your worst date experience?
-I was on a beach date… -Look at my eyes. Chat to me.
It was normal, pumpkins around the picnic.
It was great. Then a crackhead randomly came up to me and the girl
and picked up one of the pumpkins, called me a bunch of slurs,
and threw it at my head.
-Violation. Absolute violation. -Yeah. Yeah.
[Farah] Next question. That was a good enough answer.
Yeah, I'll take that.
[Farah] "So what is the most money you've made in one month and how?"
-We already know the answer! -Oh damn! What the fuck!
-We know the motherfucking answer! -Do I have to answer exactly?
-Exact? -The exact!
-Ballpark. -[Jason] Give me over-under.
How many figures have you made in one month?
We know this.
-Six figures. -That's why I wanna marry you.
[all] Whoa!
[laughing]
-Press the button! Press the button! -Get out of there, bro!
How did you make it?
Six figures?
Subathon, 24-7 streaming…
-Yes. -My ear hurts.
Same. Same. Oh, it is bleeding!
-Fuck. I need a medic! -We need a medic now!
-Medic! -Now! My husband's dying!
You two have passed.
[cheering]
[dramatic music playing]
Can Dylan and Mandi please take a seat at the table?
Dylan.
[Farah] Well done. You got this.
-You got it. -You got this.
You are now free to open your menus.
On the menu for your date is
Kiss from a Chicken.
[laughs]
[Tobi] Going first will be you, Dylan.
-It's just chicken! -It's so cute.
Mandi, get ready to ask.
-It's dangerous now. -Get ready to ask the question.
"What would you do if you could be invisible for a day?"
-I would walk around naked… -Naked?
…in public and have a fantastic time.
Second question.
"Have you ever posted something on social media that you have regretted?"
Explain your answer.
I have not regretted anything that I post on social media.
That's the truth, the honest truth.
I regret so many things I post on social media. Well done.
Mandi, your turn.
Oh. Hello.
You know my boyfriend, his nickname is Chicken.
[man] You've got some worms over here.
[Mandi groaning]
You got… Oh!
-You guys done me dirty, bro! -When you're ready, Dylan.
-You didn't do that to him! -Mandi, look at me.
-They're biting me. -All right.
"What is more important"-- listen to me.
-It's dangerous. -"What is more important?"
"Money or loyalty and why?"
Money. Money, money.
[laughing]
Fine, it's the truth! Fine.
"Tell me the story of your first kiss."
Um, it was some guy. He didn't rate me at all,
and I kinda forced it, and, um…
It was in front of everyone, and it just happened in front of everyone.
Where?
In a shisha caf.
-[laughing] -[Dylan] Okay.
And that's your date done, guys. Well done.
-Nice job, guys. -You did good!
[dramatic music playing]
-Can Milli and Whitney come to the table? -Ooh. Whitney. Whitney.
-Babe. -[Milli] Please. I swear down.
Remember how nice I was to you guys? And supportive.
All right, you are now free to open your menus.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
On the menu for you today is Spider Head.
[Whitney] No. No.
-No. No. -Sit down.
-Can't we swap? -Whitney, sit down.
-I'll firm it. -I don't like--
-Oh my God. -[Whitney] No. Guys, no.
-No. -Push the red button.
-Push the button if you want to say no. -Push the button.
Oh my God.
-Oh my God! -You can't see it. You can't see it.
[yelps] Is it on?
-[screams] -[George] Just think…
-Is it on? -[Whitney] You're okay. Oh my…
-Yeah, it just looks like a snowball. -Oh my God!
-[Whitney] It's not that bad. -Ask the questions!
-Where are the questions? -[Milli] Hurry up!
[screaming]
-[Milli] Oh my God! -Ask the questions!
Whitney, ask the questions!
Whitney, get your fucking ass there now!
Milli is suffering right now.
-While you're-- -I'm sorry, Milli. Yeah.
"What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in a relationship?"
My ex was coming in the bathroom. There was a shit in the toilet.
I got the shit, put it in a plastic bag, threw it out the window,
then I went downstairs, got the shit, put it in the bin.
"What is one thing about yourself that would shock people who don't know you?"
Sometimes I'm a crybaby. I come across--
-I'm not shocked. -[Milli] No?
[laughing]
Um, and I usually… I like an argument sometimes, depending…
[screaming]
-[Cinna] Oh my God! -Why is Whitney running away?
Oh my fucking God.
I need a better answer.
-What was the fucking question? -[Whitney] Milli…
"What is one thing about yourself that will shock people who don't know you?"
I speak Portuguese.
Say, "I hate spiders."
You're not gonna understand anyway.
-No, say it. -Say it.
-Say what? -[Tobi] "I hate spiders."
[speaking Portuguese]
-There, guys, is that all right? -That is Russian. That is Russian.
[KSI] Well done, Milli.
-I was shocked at that fact. -Nice work.
Whitney!
Press the button.
-Whitney! Whitney! -Whitney. Whitney.
Whitney, just press the red button.
-Whitney, press the button. -Press the button!
-No, Whitney! -Just press it!
-Do not press the button. -We know you're not gonna do this!
Oh my gosh.
Hurry up, please!
-Please! Please! -[Milli] Right, Whitney!
"Tell me about the most expensive date you've ever been on."
What did you say? Oh my God!
[screaming]
[Mandi] Oh my God!
[Simon] Whitney, you're gonna have to press the button.
-Whitney, press the button. -[buzzes]
-Is he okay? -[man] He's all right.
Let me see. Is he leaving?
Whitney, bro, that was true fear. I can't lie.
[George] Whitney had a tarantula sort of popped on the head.
I mean, there was no visible signs of stress.
She seemed to be holding herself quite well.
And that is 10K off the prize money. Damn!
Okay, we have spoken to the spider, and they are fine.
-[PK] Yeah! -[contestants] Yes!
And lastly… George? Mya?
-Please go to the table. -[Farah] You've got this!
Bye, guys.
-Good luck, my love. -Thanks.
[Simon] Okay, you are now free to open your menus.
So on the menu for you two is Shocking Questions.
Oh.
Shocking Questions?
-We'll be getting shocked. -Oh.
-[laughing] -Electric shock?
-Exactly. Yeah. -You guys might have it the worst.
Okay, George,
you'll be answering the questions first, so, Mya,
please ask the first question.
"What is your worst online dating experience?"
Um…
-Okay. Um… -[laughs]
I matched with somebody on…
-[electricity buzzing] -Oh!
[laughing]
That's a lot of power. Um…
I matched with somebody on Hinge,
and I was speaking to them for about two days.
-Voice notes back and forth, it was fun. -Oh.
-And then… [groans] -[electricity buzzing]
Fucking hell.
Um, then I tried to meet up with them, but turns out they weren't real.
-I was there an hour and a half. -A catfish?
[electrify buzzing]
Fucking hell!
[laughing]
I came home, reverse Google Image searched them.
-[buzzing] -And…
-[Mya] Yeah? -…they weren't real.
-Fuck, that's a lot. Ow! -[buzzing]
Could we have the second question?
Oh my God, please, can it be a quick one? Oh my God, that was actually quite bad.
-"If you had to snog, marry and avoid--" -Oh God!
"If you had to snog, marry and avoid three Insiders, who and why?"
-Um… -Boy Insiders?
This is a good question.
-I don't fucking know. -Girls. Yeah. Us.
-Both genders? -Okay…
[laughing]
[Mya] Okay, who would you snog?
[George] Um…
Snog you, marry Cinna, avoid you. Sorry, Farah, you're quite loud.
[laughing]
We'll take that answer. We'll take that.
George!
George, could you please ask the first question?
Of course.
"Who is the most famous person
-to slide into…" -[screams]
-Sorry. [laughing] -"…into your DMs and tell us the story."
I knew that'd be a question. Um, famous person in my DMs?
Yeah. And tell us the story.
-Uh… Ah! -[buzzing]
There were so many of them.
-There are too many of them! -Oh.
Please try and narrow it down.
[laughing]
Uh…
Chris Brown. Um…
-[buzzing] -[screams]
What was the question?
And tell us the story.
He just DM'ed me. He said come to LA. We're gonna cut that out?
Ooh. Ooh.
"Chris Brown DM'ed me." I got catfished.
[laughing]
Second question.
"Who do you think will spend the most money from the prize fund and why?"
Whitney defo. Because she's already lost this one.
-[buzzing] -Ah!
Thanks, friend.
[Mya] I'm sorry!
-[laughing] -[buzzing]
[laughing]
There was more to the question.
-Just finish! -[George laughs]
-[buzzing] -Ah! Finish!
-No, it's done. -It fucking hurts!
Well, well done.
You both passed.
[Mya] So good.
Insiders,
you have now completed your first challenge of the series.
Well done.
-And you only lost 10K. -Yes!
-PK, how do you feel about that? -Uh, not great.
The Chris Brown DM hurt him.
[all laughing]
[Jason] Got him.
Well, now you all know each other a little bit better.
You can make your way back inside, and we'll see you soon.
-Yay!. -Let's go!
[narrator] So the first challenge is complete, and they only lost 10K.
But one man who will be gutted he missed out on kissing chickens is
our new Insider Patrice.
[Patrice sighing]
What have you got yourself into, Patrice?
Hi, my name is Patrice Evra. I'm 43.
I'm a former football player.
Now I'm a creator, entrepreneur, businessman and make people happy.
I really want to be in YouTube and doing, like, great stuff,
and I hope in maybe one year, people will say, "This is the YouTuber."
I prefer them to say that than they say like,
"He's the legend of Man United" or whatever.
I did the Wim Hof experience,
when I was sleeping with like 12 people in the tent,
and trust me, some of them were snoring.
Some of them were farting.
Make sure, in this show, you control your butt,
because it's not a nice experience.
[laughs]
[groans]
Little bit rough, but it's okay.
Guys, I feel lonely. I need people coming.
[narrator] I can't believe Manchester United are that bad,
their former players would rather be known as YouTubers.
Come on, Patrice.
You're a Champions League winner,
a five-time Premier League champion,
a three-time Italian champion,
a France International.
Everybody knows who you are.
-Hello. -What's up?
Good.
You one of the contestants?
-[narrator] Well, maybe not everybody. -Sorry?
You a contestant or something?
I think, maybe.
-Oh. What's up, man? -They asked me to come here.
For real? How you doing?
-What's your name? -Nice to meet you. Patrice.
-DDG. -DDG.
You call me D.
-D. Okay. -Mm-hmm.
-[Patrice] Where you come from, D? -I came from LA.
-Okay. Nice. -[DDG] Mm-hmm.
-I came from Dubai. -Cool. Dubai?
-Yeah. -That's lit.
What's up? My name is DDG. I'm 27.
I'm a rapper as well as a content creator.
This isn't my real voice.
[deep voice] This is actually my real voice.
A lot of people make fun of this. That's why I don't use it.
[normal voice] So I like to use this voice to kind of, like…
It's more appl-- how do you say it, "applicable"?
Better for making music, content.
[deep voice] But when I talk like this, people laugh.
[normal voice] So I don't do it.
This looks like it's supposed to be two people sleeping in it.
I ain't sleeping with nobody.
That's what I'm saying, ain't sleeping with nobody.
I won't take any risk. You're right.
I ain't gonna do the big shit.
-I'm gonna get the small bed. -I'll take this.
-[PK] "Is that my hair," did you say? -[Milli] Yeah.
-It's a wig. -"Is that your hair?"
I love Miami.
It's good, man.
[Jason] Yo, I'm telling you, my parents see this, it's over.
I think this is more, the rest of the people.
[Jason] Old, traditional Asian parents?
-[DDG] What's up? -Hello.
You see? Everyone is… [laughs]
Are you guys the new guys?
-Yeah. -[Mandi] Hi!
Nice to meet you.
Oh my gosh, DDG! Hey.
-Hi, how are you? -Hello, nice to meet you.
-Patrice. -Lovely to meet you. George.
-[DDG] What up, man? You good? -DDG!
DDG!
♪ Moonwalking in the Calabasas Spend 500 on beanies ♪
Yeah, no, I'm super gassed.
Can't lie to you.
-PK. You good? -PK. Yes.
Ah! Patrice Evra. Yeah, you're getting crazy.
I can't lie to you. I'm a bit mesmerized.
Like, I'm just like…
But I'm just, "You know what?"
"Stay together."
How much money y'all spent?
Pretty much nothing at this point. We had--
-We spent a lot. -No, we haven't.
-How much y'all spend? -Yeah, are you a spender?
I'm the type of dude, when I win, I break everybody off.
That's what I like. All right, there you go.
I walked in from the challenge, and I seen two new Insiders.
And one of them is a legendary footballer, Patrice Evra.
What?
I didn't know Sidemen had a budget like that.
Where is the remote?
[laughing]
There's no remote.
Now we're dead. Dead.
For six days, gonna be long, long day.
[George groans] Oh shit.
I mean, it's not exactly the sort of environment
you sort of naturally see Patrice Evra in, so it's a bit of a shock. [laughs]
[narrator] How do you think he feels?
His agent told him he was going on Too Hot to Handle.
I think we should, like, budget.
That's what I think. Like, £1,000 a day.
It'd be like, all right, we're gonna spend…
Let's spend 200 bands, right?
So we can enjoy ourselves in here,
and then work together on the challenges.
We'll budget, but then they'll counteract that by just upping everything.
Yeah, but I feel like if we get all our spending out the way,
it's like, all right, cool.
Well. that's what we thought--
Well, no, I agree, I think we can do it.
So we just spend early?
-We've been doing great. -We should go ahead.
And spend how we wanna spend, but only spend, like, 200.
I feel like this kind of conversation is easier to have now.
If you had it at the beginning, it was… [babbling]
Fucking everyone was talking.
Whoever win gotta at least get 200.
-Two, three hundred. -[Dylan] Yeah, I agree.
[laughing]
-Yeah, that was weird. I was… -How you feeling?
It's weird, it's crazy.
-When did you arrive? -Like a maze.
-[Patrice] Yeah, yeah, yeah. -When did you get here?
Just, we arrived, like, 20 minutes ago.
Are you gonna have dinner later?
-You don't even know. -Dinner?
-I wouldn't call it dinner. -[Cinna] Oh!
[Milli] It's beans and rice.
There's a strategy though. You gotta get the ramen noodles,
and you pour a little bit of the noodles and the water in the rice and the beans.
It's really good.
-That sounds fantastic. -He'll have no problem with the food.
He's a footballer.
The lifestyle he lives is, like, caviar.
-And good tuna. -You played football?
-[Patrice] Yeah. -And Wagyu.
-He's a big deal. -No, I'm nobody.
Yes, you are. Don't even lie. He was captain of one of the best--
I grew up watching this guy.
-You know Man United? -You know soccer?
-[DDG] Yeah. -He was the captain of that.
-I got a twin on Man United. -Yeah?
-Nah, your twin plays for Chelsea. -David…
Who is David?
The goalie.
-De Gea? -Yeah.
His name DDG, just like me.
[hip-hop music playing]
[narrator] All this talk about budgeting has got one man peckish.
[whispering] Can I order some sweets, please?
[Cinna] We could team up, but the problem is I feel bad teaming up.
-No, we have to. We're the only Americans. -Do you want to feel it out till tomorrow?
-See how people are? -[Jason] Nah.
[DDG] We are a team. That's what I'm trying to tell you.
-I'm saying if it's us, we split, okay? -[Jason] Mm-hmm.
-[Cinna] Okay. -Don't steal it, bro.
I can see it in your eyes.
-That's because-- -You're talking about the end.
We're gonna make it to the end.
-Do not fucking steal. -[Cinna] Deal.
[DDG] Look, this how you gotta think, like,
we steal from them, we probably never gonna see them again.
-They live all the way in Europe. -[Cinna] Exactly.
-But we have similar friend groups. -That's what I'm saying. So…
-Let's stick together. -[Jason] Yeah, facts. Easy.
In.
"America" on three.
-One, two, three, America. -America.
[hip-hop music playing]
I'm so bored. I'm going to the shop, man.
[Cinna] You got one ball.
Please can I confirm an order
of a tea
with oat milk
and two sugars, please?
Thank you very much.
-What is that? -[Farah] I was going to get it at dinner.
But I've chosen to sacrifice dinnertime and get it now.
But you got more tea?
I am an addict for tea.
I have five to seven cups of tea a day,
with three to four spoons of sugar.
Each tea costs 700 to a grand.
So I… I don't know.
Uh…
Yeah.
-[PK] Ooh. Sorry, bro. -Patrice. [laughs]
[loud chiming]
He's not gonna show…
[Jason] Dinner.
[all exclaiming]
[Dylan] Let's go!
[Whitney] I'm starving.
[Milli] Meal upgrade, "Chick and chips"?
-Chicken and chips. -Chicken?
Wait, what is ever--
-[Milli] It's covered. Might be better. -"Jiggly ball"? What's that?
-What is it? -No!
-Beans and rice. -[Mya] Guys, we need to upgrade.
[PK] "Jiggly ball"? What's jiggly ball?
[George] I wanna know what jiggly ball is.
-Guys, I'm gonna say something, yeah? -[George] Know what golden straw is?
If I upgrade my meal,
and you all judge me and say, "She's the bad guy,"
and then share my food with me, we're all bad guys.
You can upgrade your meal. Tomorrow, I vote for you.
I'm gonna upgrade mine. I've not eaten.
Can I confirm a meal upgrade, please?
Already before, one time.
Can I confirm meal upgrade?
-Please, I'm hungry. -[Whitney] Give us energy and courage.
-[DDG] You gotta break-- -Who ate 12?
-I just was like… -[DDG] You're gonna break bread…
[Mandi] It's so good. All right, mate.
[all] Oh!
-[excited chatter] -Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
-I'm willing to share. -Can I confirm a upgrade, please?
Are we all in it together then, yeah?
I'm gonna share mine with two other people.
It's only 1,000 though.
[narrator] So that's three grand spent on meal upgrades,
but for PK Hungry, it isn't enough.
Can I please confirm a meal upgrade of chicken and chips, please?
With immediate effect, please.
You know what? I'll do one thing.
I will upgrade only one meal a day.
Can I please confirm an upgrade meal of chicken and chips?
ASAP, please.
[narrator] He's done it again!
Ordering a meal upgrade twice?
That is real Percy Pig behavior.
[PK] Yes.
-[Whitney] Where's PK? -Probably eating chicken.
[laughing]
[Mya] We was right! We love him.
PK, you know you're our fave.
-What are you doing? -What are you doing?
Hey, gyal.
-You got another one? -You got another one, you cheeky boy.
-Okay. -This is naughty.
[Mya] Put that chip back.
-That's what we gotta do now. -[Mya] Look at his big head.
[laughing]
[George] You are not sly.
-Come on, you're part of us. -[Whitney] Get in here.
I'm not getting tagged in amongst the ruffians.
-[Whitney] Why are we ruffians? -Eating chicken and chips in the corner.
George, it's his food, and he's sharing it.
-I've shared so many times. -[Mya] You have.
I think America's slowly opening up more and more to football.
-Yeah. -Once the World Cup hits there…
It's gonna be good.
[Cinna] I feel like it was really…
It got way bigger two, three years ago for us.
-Yeah. -More people are way into it.
We still call it soccer though.
[loud chiming]
That was something.
[Dylan] There's an unclaimed item at the shop.
What is that?
Chicken and chips, but now it's cold, and it's a fucking grand.
-No one ordered that. -No one ordered that.
Great, nobody needs to know.
It's lukewarm, actually.
It's got everyone's fingers on it as well,
which is good fun.
-[Mandi] Lovely. -[Whitney] It's lukewarm, not gonna lie.
It's definitely one of them, they wouldn't come down.
[George, dramatically] I can't take it here anymore!
What? There's chicken and chips?
So it's a grand spent on a meal upgrade, and it just sat there.
Oh, and that's gone cold.
-No, they do it on purpose. -[Whitney] Who did this?
That's what I mean. No, for me, this is a trap.
I mean, I'll eat that bitch. I didn't do it though.
-It's just here. -It actually do look good.
You've eaten.
-What do you mean? -Share.
[narrator] Yes, PK.
It's only right you should share your third meal upgrade of the night.
Maybe they reward you with a jiggly ball. If not…
Shall we order the jiggly ball?
How much is the jiggly ball?
It's four racks, bro.
Can we justify that?
Can we please have the jiggly ball?
-[laughs] Oh my God. -[laughs]
-[Farah] What the fuck is that? -[screaming]
[Mya] Grab it! Chuck it in here.
-This is lit! -The jiggly ball!
-Worth it. -We getting the ping-pong ball?
That is not worth the money, so not worth money.
-Taking the piss. -Who bought the ball?
-You're taking the piss. -Oh my, jiggly ball!
Like, the prices are obviously extortionate
for what it is.
[Cinna] That was 4,000.
-Was it? -Yeah.
That wasn't me.
We're having a meeting in the morning.
-Who ordered it? -It'll be a dictatorship.
Potentially, in the future, it could become a problem.
We have no idea how much we've spent.
[hip-hop music playing]
I feel like I'd have been okay with the rat or the spider.
[Mandi] Me too.
-No. -[Milli] Yours was easy.
I'm telling you…
The shock actually hurts. It actually hurts.
…actually was, like, a painful experience.
-Where would you take-- -[chiming]
-Oh no. -Oh!
[Whitney] It can't go less than 900.
Oh, you told me 20K!
-That… Guys! -[George] Oh my God.
-That's great! -Fuck, did I not call that?
36 grand? Why are we clapping?
I had beans and rice for 23K.
-It's only gonna get more expensive. -[Patrice] Yeah.
I think we should treat ourselves.
No, what? That's so good.
-Shall we see if they changed the menu? -No.
-[Whitney] Yeah. -Let's have a look.
-Why do you want to? -[Jason] Out of sight, out of mind.
You'll buy something if you have a look.
No, sometimes we just like to look.
Bro, we've got seven more days in here.
-Seven more days. -[Mandi] Thank you.
As in, we should live our lives.
Is that what you're on?
I'm saying you've got so many opportunities.
Guys, we literally made a pact
to keep the prize at 800K.
So I… I don't know how this one's going to work.
I don't believe it anymore. I don't think it's going to stay 800K at all.
[narrator] Maybe you could sell your jiggly ball for a grand.
-[Mandi] Get spending. -Ah!
-What? -Prosecco.
I don't like this. "Extra pillow."
-Oh, okay. -[Whitney] No. No, they didn't!
First of all, could I confirm a glass of…
Or a bottle of Prosecco.
-Wait, don't order yet. No. -Why?
No, we need to discuss.
-I've been waiting. -Not a bottle. It's a glass.
-It's a glass. -I'd rather share it.
-Oh my-- -What's this?
If you gave it in a nice…
-Literally. -Even if it was plastic.
There was no presentation.
Champagne glass, I would've ordered another.
You made a mistake.
-[Tobi over speaker] Mandi. -What?
Watch yourself.
Huh?
-Watch yourself. -[mockingly] Oh!
Ah!
-They were mean to me. -[Whitney] What'd they say?
[Mandi] Said, "Watch yourself."
[hip-hop music playing]
Who wants to speak about what's--
-D, do the math… -I ain't involved in this.
So I'm cool leaving here with 150 in my pocket
if we split that 300,000.
-Cool with 250. -We got 964.
Say we do terrible tomorrow.
Say we lose 100K every day.
-Worst case scenario, we still got 300. -Exactly.
[DDG] I think we can spend a little more than we think.
I low-key want the maximum amount of money though.
-[Mandi] I know. -I do too.
The problem with spending money at the shop
is that there's gonna be challenges and temptation.
There's gonna be so many other ways they're gonna take money from us.
So that shop will be just wasting it.
The spending in the house, I think for the first day, was really good.
The thing is, when you get everyone deprived,
those cravings are gonna carry on till tomorrow.
I'm getting some Prosecco, man.
Gwan, gwan, popcorn.
Let me get. Let me get, um,
four Proseccos, please.
[Whitney] Literally, why is everyone changing their tune?
Now they're seeing money on the thing…
Dylan.
It's Dylan.
Yes, Dylan's like,
"You can't spend money. You can't spend money."
-[laughing] -He's going home tomorrow.
[both laughing]
[humming]
Ah! Hey.
[Milli] What did you guys get?
-[PK] Prosecco. -[Whitney] Order it if you want it.
[both] Hey! Hey! Hey!
-Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! -Guys, we're doing great.
Guys, if you want a drink, you gotta get it yourselves.
How much are they?
George, come.
-I was just wondering. -You want it.
One thousand.
That's a lie. [laughs]
Do you want to taste it?
No, I'm all good.
-Is it bedtime? -Look, the fucking lights.
What, is they putting off the lights?
[Mandi] I have to get a pillow.
Can I confirm an extra pillow, please?
Goose feathers would be great.
Oh.
[gasps]
This one's the best one! [gasps]
Oi, this is actually a sick pillow, yeah?
[narrator] After spending 5K on a pillow,
can Mandi sneak it into the bedroom without anyone noticing?
Of course she can. The Insiders are dimmer than the lights.
Coming up on this season of Inside.
Oh my fucking God.
You guys talking about me?
I'm talking about you.
Whitney's a fucking rat.
[PK] She will go next.
What the fuck's that mean? That's mean.
We stick together as dudes.
She lied straight to his face.
[Jason] Mya! Mya! Mya!
You're getting manipulated too.
I've been masking this too my whole life.
Watch me lie through my teeth.
I hate hurting people's feelings.
Holy shit!
[shouting]
[yelling]
I love this game!
[laughing]
Oh shit!
-Whoa. -Oh no!
Stop! Stop!
-[PK] Oh my! Oh my days! -[Milli] Oh my God!
["Himothy" playing]
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♪ Talkin' my **** like Hey, I'm really him, hol' up ♪
♪ Come and see me Got three wishes from my genie ♪
♪ Now I'm on your local TV All on-tour got ******* screamin' ♪
♪ Say she wanna come and see me When I'm in her local city ♪
♪ I'm like pause though Please step aside so they can see me ♪
♪ Walk up in this ***** like Yeah, I'm really him ♪
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♪ Talkin' my **** like ♪ e Yeah, I'm really him ♪