[narrator] Previously on Inside.
Welcome to a new series of Inside.
[whooping, cheering]
For the first round of shop, we've done pretty damn well.
Can I order some sweets, please?
Meal upgrade.
-A meal upgrade of chicken and chips. -You're eating chicken and chips.
PK is not to be trusted.
That is not worth the money. That is so not worth the money.
Oh my! I think I'm gonna puke myself.
[screaming]
[Milli] There's literally two new people in the bedroom.
Oh…
[Farah] It can't go less than 900.
Oh! You told me 20K.
["Himothy" by Katori Walker playing]
♪ Walk up in this ***** like Yeah, I'm really him ♪
♪ Talkin' my **** like I'm really him, hol' up ♪
[song muffles]
♪ Yeah, I'm really him ♪
♪ Talkin' my **** like I'm really him, on God ♪
♪ Walk up in this ***** like Yeah, I'm really him ♪
[narrator] It's the first morning for our Insiders. A new dawn, a new day.
-[KSI on speaker] Hello, motherfuckers! -Oh my God.
-[KSI] It's time to get up. -No!
-Get your ass up now! -[Farah] No!
Violation!
That is the worst noise in the morning.
[Farah] No, the worst thing was the light. Fuck the noise.
[Milli] Farah. Farah.
[George] I… I slept
like a little French baby
with my father next to me,
just every now and then just…
[snoring sweetly]
[narrator] Let's hope the little French baby didn't château the bed.
-[Dylan] Coffees? -[Mandi] First thing…
Yo, slow down. We just woke up. You lot are talking about spending money.
I make my bed every single morning at home.
-[PK] Same. -Do you?
-I was in the army. -You know what?
One more lie, PK, comes out of your fucking mouth.
I cannot get to know you. I still don't know who you are.
Made in the Royal Marines, born in the army.
[loud chiming]
It's on the TV.
Breakfast is now ready.
Yay!
[narrator] Guys, I've got a horrible feeling that nobody will order a coffee.
Don't worry. I'm gonna fucking order a coffee. Do not worry.
[narrator] Oh, thank God.
-[Milli] What the heck is up? -[Mandy] Is it hot, at least?
-If it's porridge, I'm gonna starve. -Is it porridge?
-Oh, hell. -[Milli] That's disgusting.
[Mandi] It's porridge with no, like, honey.
It's oatmeal. That's cool.
Can I just confirm an order of a coffee
with oat milk please?
-No, no, no, no, get the fuck… -And that's it for now.
What is that? That's a custom coffee there.
I'm sorry. I'm doing it.
Get that and then get the jar.
[Dylan] Coffee with oat milk. That's it.
That's my first purchase.
A milk upgrade, please.
Well, yeah…
Can I get a flat white with oat milk, please?
Kettle.
Can I get also a honey? Confirm a honey.
[Milli] We got hot showers on there.
-How much is a hot shower? -A minute?
£500 a minute. Shit.
-Someone needs to be outside counting. -No, that's a joke.
[Mya] Yay.
-Oh my God. -Let me see.
[Farah] I see avocado.
At the moment, I'm spending what I want.
I didn't want a meal upgrade. I don't give a shit about breakfast.
But I got my coffee. No one was gonna stop me.
The whole house could not hold me back.
[narrator] Over at the table, DDG and Mya are spilling the tea.
Silly geese. That'll cost you £500.
If you had to vote somebody right now, who would it be?
Good question. Probably…
I don't wanna be rude.
-[DDG] I'm gonna say… -Huh?
[DDG clears throat]
Do you know?
Can you guess who mine would be?
[Jason] Hmm, hmm, hmm.
-It would be that much. -No.
The one that slept early.
-Mandi. -The one that slept early.
-How about you? Say it. -[Dylan] Hmm…
I was thinking next to him right now.
[Mya] Yeah.
So I feel like people are starting to have little chats about elimination
and who you kind of, like, wanna send home kind of thing,
but obviously, everyone's actually cool, so it's difficult now.
But I feel like we might be getting to the bottom of it.
So if you give me a couple of hours,
I'll probably be able to tell you who's gonna go home.
[narrator] Yeah, stay tuned for that, guys.
[shower running]
[Patrice] Whoo! Wow!
Jesus!
All right, I'm gonna go take a shower.
-Patrice. How are you feeling, dawg? -Yeah?
Feeling good, man.
-Yeah? -Cold shower, I'm feeling energy now.
-Oh yeah. Is it cold? -Yeah.
[laughs] Let's go.
[Patrice] It's cold. Yesterday, you were sleeping like a baby. I was so jealous.
Yeah, man, I didn't feel like I need it.
Then this morning,
I woke up, and I'm chilling here for like hour and a half,
just waiting, like, "What do we do now?"
-Yeah, that's the problem. -I think as the week would go on.
Maybe third day, I will feel it change a bit.
[Patrice] Get in! Breathe. Breathe.
[chuckling] Go on!
-Patrice, are you okay? -Oui.
-[Patrice] I'm more than okay. And you? -Yes.
[Whitney] Did you have a cold shower?
-Yeah. Guys do that. -Damn!
Yeah, but they do that at football, ice baths, no?
-Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah. Thank you.
No, you don't say "I like" a cold shower.
-[Mya] Yeah, don't stretch it. -He's a liar.
But it's such a nice feeling. It'll wake you up, actually.
-Yeah. -Make your body feel even warmer now.
[hip hop music playing]
I ain't gonna lie. We spent $50,000 this morning.
-Just say that one more time. -[indistinct chatter]
-Forty. -We spent…
"We" is crazy. Leave me out.
I spent $500 on maple syrup. That's it.
-I got berries. -No, but you had some drinks.
So by association, you're guilty.
Know what they say, you have to respect people,
but we are not kids.
-[laughing] -[Whitney] That's right.
You both keep laughing at everything I say.
-You're so funny. -[Whitney] You're so funny.
You're, like, unintentionally funny.
No, he's so blunt, and that's so funny. Like, you're so dry.
-Showering. -Did you have a good sleep? A hot one?
No, I had a cold one.
-Oh my God. -Yeah, it was pretty fucking rough.
-It's nice. You feel good now? -"It's nice."
[laughing]
He's a soldier.
He is. He's been through a war and back.
[Whitney and Mya laughing]
[chuckling]
[singing indistinctly]
[narrator] I'd be singing as well, Percy,
if I was about to take a hot shower without anyone knowing.
[cash register dings]
[Cinna] And then the fucking, uh… the coffee.
-Yo, PK, I'm not gonna lie. -[PK] I'm having a cold shower. Look.
[narrator] Yeah, PK, it's not like there's a big red light
giving away the hot shower.
I haven't soaked myself.
[Cinna] What?
Come on, bro.
[Cinna] Wait, PK, you know what? My bad, dawg.
[George] Okay, he's just actually insane is what we've discovered there.
If it's still right…
it's 2K.
I think that is 'cause it says cow or oat.
-I think that means like a carton of it. -What are you doing in here?
[Cinna] No, we're not ordering. If she ordered tea and then left it
and also had tea, and it looked like it had a milk in it.
-[Milli] That's nothing, is it? -[Cinna] Milk is 2K.
They spent a lot of money.
Why don't you get the kettle, then? Seems you all got nothing on your radar.
I'm scared. I don't wanna make you all mad at me, though.
I don't think anybody could ever be mad at you.
-Yeah, you're too nice. -No.
Okay, I'm gonna go stand up for myself, and I'm gonna play.
Do it. We can stand behind you on that if you want.
[Cinna squealing] Don't want to.
-[Milli] Just do it! -[Cinna] No.
No, Cinna, you got this.
[Milli] You got this. Do it. Stand on fucking business.
Be a bad bitch that you are. You are a bad bitch.
You are a bad bitch. You are a bad bitch.
[narrator] Guys, if you want hot water, just stick your mug in PK's shower.
I feel like I'm actually the only one that's remotely trying to save the money.
Excuse me.
-[Milli] Oh my God. -[Cinna] What do you?
-That's not standing on business. -Excuse me.
What's going on?
I have not purchased anything as of yet.
I think for the amount of coffee and individual coffees and teas
everyone is buying, it makes more sense to get a kettle.
If we get ten tea bags, that's $1,000.
That is literally worth two coffees or two teas,
and then we get a jar of coffee,
which is like 6K,
but everybody would just have that for the rest of the time.
Just go and take it.
Do you know what? Just do it.
[hip hop music playing]
If someone speak when you start to meditate, we vote him out.
-Yeah. -Yeah. Okay, yeah.
-[Patrice] Please. -Take a deep breath. Close your eyes.
[exhaling]
[Jason] Breathe out now.
Five seconds of silent real quick.
Envision yourself with a waterfall.
Think of how the water sounds.
Okay? Everyone, take a deep breath in.
Hold it.
[snorts, laughs]
-That's it. She's out. -[laughing]
[Patrice] You're out. That's who I'm voting against.
[Whitney whispering] Boys-wise, everyone is saying Dylan.
-Girls-wise, everyone is saying Farah. -[PK] Yeah.
[Whitney] But I like Farah.
Okay, I think let's vote for Dylan.
Let's vote for Dylan. Farah's cool.
-I like her. -Yeah, she's cool.
The more you spend time with her, she grows on you.
Nah, she's cool.
[Whitney] She's got actually…
-[PK] And she's so loud, so… -Yeah.
Without her, it'll be quiet in here.
[PK] Dylan needs to go.
Dylan needs to go home and write. Because he's…
He needs to go home and report.
[both laughing]
I never chill. I never chill. That's why for me, it's so good.
-To just chill? -I try to do nothing.
-Really? -Yeah.
-[Cinna] Me too. -I have this issue. I can't do nothing.
So for me, even the challenge--
My favorite thing to do is nothing.
-Do you feel like that? -[Jason] What?
I feel like you and I have been doing so much for streaming, it's actually good.
-Yeah. -Yeah, it's like a detox.
[singing]
There's that bit.
[singing]
Okay, how does it go?
[all singing]
[laughing]
Listen to this shit.
We're gonna do an African wedding. You gotta get married to me.
Everyone's gonna be the groomsmen.
-We're gonna do an entrance. -Yeah!
Me and Mya are getting married.
We've gotta do an African wedding. You lot are my groomsmen and brideswomen.
-Yeah! -We're gonna do the entrance in here.
Wait. That'll be so fun!
[narrator] Just as everyone's chilling,
PK and Mya have decided to make everybody organize a pretend wedding.
Let's hope George's the ring bearer.
Go put your dress on. Can you go get your dress on?
Because obviously, I got it for free, but it's actually kind of yellow.
-Look! Bling-bling! -This is perfect.
[women trilling]
-Oh my gosh. -I know.
This is the girls' thing. When the girls get ready together.
-Are you sure you're ready for this? -Are you sure?
-Do you think he is the one? -I think he's the one, guys.
-Do you think so? -Are you blind?
-No. -[laughing]
[wedding march playing]
[laughing]
Get ready.
[narrator] What is going on? We're only on day two.
Mine and PK's wedding, so it was his idea, of course.
The whole group, the whole house was in on it.
It was just something for us to do, but it was entertaining.
He took it so serious. He took his role serious.
[DDG in deep voice] All arise.
We are here today to gather
Mya and PK for their holy matrimony.
[Whitney snorting]
PK, would you like to start off with your vows?
Never in a million years did I think
I was gonna get married to someone as beautiful as you.
The day I set eyes on you…
[Whitney] Yesterday.
[PK] …I knew it was real.
I carried your suitcase, even though it was 500 kg.
And I persevered and in this relationship,
from the start and the end, I'll persevere through thick and thin.
-Through health. -Through wealth.
And wealth.
You are my saving grace.
-Wow. -[Patrice] Jesus!
[laughs]
Mya, would you like to say your vows?
[Mya] Yes.
Percy, we just met less than 24 hours ago.
And I got forced into this, but we're here.
Damn!
But we're here now.
[George] The difference. The difference.
[Mya] Um, and we'll see it through.
[narrator] Yeah, not quite the same vibe as PK.
-PK, do you take Mya as your wife? -Yes.
Yeah.
Mya, do you take him as your husband?
Yes, I do.
Is there anyone that object?
I object.
[laughing]
Why, if you don't mind me asking?
[laughs]
Uh, I object because I don't trust you.
Oh. [snorts]
Uh, for me, it's a really sad day.
[woman] Aw.
-[Mys] For giving me away. -[Patrice] Letting my daughter going.
-You know, I was changing her nappy. -[George] But just yesterday.
Yeah, it was yesterday I wore it.
She's growing up so fast, and it's tough.
But at the end, I will respect her choice, even if I'm against it.
-Right. -Mmm.
So, uh, you know, I trust you now.
I feel like, as a man, I'll do everything to protect her.
Are you sure about that?
[PK] 100%.
-Make sure you don't fuck up. -I won't.
-Make sure you don't fuck up. -[laughing]
You may kiss the bride.
-Ah! -[laughing]
The bouquet!
[all yelling]
[Mya] The wedding's a one-hit wonder.
We're looking at divorce right now, and how we're gonna like…
-Navigate this. -…navigate the situation amicably.
Right. No arguments.
[hip hop music playing]
[loud chiming]
Ah!
-"Please head to the challenge area." -Where?
It's their first challenge. Excited, guys?
-Patrice! -Patrice! DDG!
Let's move it!
I'll spot you the first one.
-No, come on! -What? I'm awake!
[Whitney] Guys, remember. It doesn't matter what you do.
-Just try your best. -[contestants] Yes!
-And try your best! -What is this?
Whoa!
-What is this? -It's the questionnaire thing.
Very quiet, everyone.
Shh.
[Tobi] This is Don't Make a Sound.
The Insiders will be given a card each at random.
If their card is a skull, then they have been selected for the upcoming challenge.
Now the goal is to not make a sound as the challenge is carried out,
but that's not just for the selected Insider.
That goes for the entire team.
Any sound will result in money lost from the prize pool.
Now, let's play Don't Make a Sound.
You might have to be silent during this. However, I don't.
I'd like to welcome a special guest to help me with today's activity.
Please welcome JME.
-[clapping] -Shh!
As you see, he has a decibel device.
-I can speak? Sorry. Hi. -You can speak.
-Hi. -Hello.
Now please could we separate you into groups of boys and girls?
Aw. This is so cute.
[Farah] Patrice, you’re this side.
[indistinct chatter]
Like to dish out your cards?
We didn't ask for a card.
You've got it, mate.
All righty, would everyone like to reveal their cards?
-[gasps] -Oh!
-Yeah! -Yay.
[Patrice] Yes, baby!
The first challenge is going to be Icing on the Cake.
Cake?
[tense music playing]
Milli, if you could please load up DDG's cupcake.
[music continues]
[laughs softly]
-I can laugh. -I know, I'm trying to help them.
[laughing]
DDG, please load up Milli's cupcake.
[tense music continues]
[Ethan] Really try and put some, uh, real stretch into this one.
[stifled laughing]
[snorting]
[Ethan] DDG, your turn.
-[Whitney gasps] -[gasps]
That was a bit loud. Whitney.
Right. That is your challenge complete.
And I have some important information for you guys.
George, Whitney and Farah
have broken the rules.
[gasps]
£10,000 has been deducted from the prize fund.
I hope that inspires you to do better in the next challenges.
Let's get to it.
[Tobi] The next Insider randomly selected is PK.
He must pop all the balloons while wearing drunk goggles.
[Ethan] PK, when you're ready, please start popping.
[balloon pops]
[Ethan] Hey, no hands. Hey.
-You didn't tell me. -No hands.
-Just use your Congolese hips only. -Hey!
[pops]
Hey, if you put a bit more fragrance into it,
-[snorting] -then we might be feeling generous.
[PK grunts]
[Ethan] Hands behind back, please.
Add a bit of flavor to this one.
Little dance move or something.
Get on it.
-[pops] -[Ethan] Oh!
[clapping]
[gasps]
[Ethan] That is your challenge complete, PK.
You can take your glasses off.
Now, I can inform you that within that round, there was a rule break.
Milli, looking awfully embarrassed there.
However, because of your amazing flavor,
with some of those, we're gonna allow it.
[soft gasps]
What are you doing?
Keep going. We'll let it off. Just keep going.
Amazing. Next challenge!
[Tobi] The next randomly selected Insiders are Jason and Cinna.
They must move as much liquid as they can from one tank to another
while enduring electric shocks.
Jason, Cinna.
Whenever you're ready,
-please start your challenge. -[Cinna whining]
[JME] Shh!
[electric shock]
[cups clattering]
[electric shock]
That's very good. Very, very good.
-Well done. -[JME] Very well done.
[electric shock]
Jason, don't ruin it.
[electric shock]
[stifled laughing]
[George softly guffawing]
[electric shock]
Now, Jason, try not to ruin all of Cinna's hard work this time.
[electric shock]
[clattering]
All right, guys, consider that your challenge complete.
I thought we were gonna be here until fucking tomorrow.
[mouthing]
[sighs]
There's no fucking way. The challenge was over!
-One, two. -[George shushing]
You did very well in the challenge. I gotta give it to you, guys.
However, Mandi,
I'm going to deduct £20,000 from the pot for two violations.
Clear and obvious. Clear and obvious shouting in the arena.
Please, let's continue.
[Tobi] The next randomly selected Insiders are Patrice and Mandi.
They have to snap the elastic bands on the other person's calves.
Any chicken noises made will not count towards the sound.
Silence in the challenge arena.
Please, may you start your challenge. Mandi.
Patrice, if you face the ca--
[squawking softly]
[squawking]
[squawking softly]
[squawking loudly]
[squawking]
[gasps]
Not the double.
[squawking]
[grunting]
[squawking softly]
[squawking]
[loud squawk]
[stifled laughing]
[mournful squawk]
[squawking]
[Ethan] Task completed, guys.
Well done.
Patrice and Mandi, very well done on your task.
However,
Whitney, Milli and George
have made a sound,
which means we will deduct £10,000 from the prize fund.
On to the next challenge.
[Tobi] The next randomly selected Insiders are Dylan, George, Farah and Whitney.
They must read the card under the pie,
and then pie who they think it most relates to.
It's time for Silent Pie.
Farah, please select your pie.
Under each pie there's a question about another Insider.
My question was "Who's the fakest?"
And I swear, I don't know anyone well enough
to know who's fake and who's not.
Farah, take it away.
The fuck? Ah, ah, ah.
Pie.
[laughing]
[Ethan] Ah, here's a towel.
[laughing]
All right. May the next pie-er step forward.
Mya, please pick your pie.
Point them out to come forward.
[laughing]
Well done, Dylan. Took it like a champ.
Whitney, pass the goggles on.
Please select your pie victim.
[mouthing]
[Ethan and JME laughing]
[Patrice exhaling]
Dylan, please step forward and select a pie.
Pick 'em out to come forward.
Three, two, one.
[Ethan and JME laughing]
Dylan hit me hard.
He hit me hard. It was an attack, and it was personal.
That's okay. I love you. You're my news reporter. You're my guy. I forgive you.
[Ethan] George, you're the last remaining pie-er.
[Cinna] Hide at the back.
[mouthing]
[soft gasps]
[mouthing]
[Ethan] Right.
This one will be taken to VAR.
We're possibly looking at a five-match ban.
Serious intent of foul play.
George, after serious foul play,
we're gonna have to deduct £20,000 from the prize fund.
[Tobi] The final randomly selected Insider is Mya.
She must endure the animals placed upon her.
Mya, are you ready?
Remember, try your best.
Please, can we start the challenge?
[soft gasp]
[groaning]
[Mandi] Guys, can I please hold…
Shh!
What are you doing?
Seriously? Seriously?
Oh…
That's done a shit.
[groaning]
[Ethan] It's done a shit.
[retching]
The snake literally pooed next to me, and it stunk.
[Ethan] Did a shit!
[gagging]
Is that shit?
All right, challenge complete. Well done.
Now because you've done so well, we're actually not going to deduct
any of the rule breaks off.
And for your bravery, you will receive a shop token
that you can redeem in the shop at any time.
The silence is now over. Please make your way back to the house.
[all cheering]
[narrator] So the Insiders got a lot of cake in their face.
That was just from walking behind George on the stairs.
But it wasn't all bad, as Patrice finally got a chicken in his mouth.
[hip hop music playing]
I beg you, someone help me wash this shit off.
-Shall I help you? -Yeah, please.
What, help you wash?
'Cause I don't know exactly know where it is.
And I'm gonna use cold water.
Go do it in the shower and just literally wash it.
Yeah, but can we use hot water?
Babe, we'll forgive you.
-Farah pied you. -Yeah.
I need to know all the questions. We need to see.
I'm not sure why Farah called me the fakest
when I'm the closest to her.
She was like, "It was a bad card."
So I'm thinking, "Maybe the most annoying."
Or I don't know. Even the ugliest, I would have preferred.
I had a great time. I didn't get pied. I didn't do anything. I just pied.
I had a good-ass time.
-We had a great time. -You had a worse time. You got shocked.
-I didn't even get pied. -Oh. I forgot about that shit.
The only thing I did was pie Ethan.
I had a great time at the challenge today.
I watched people get a pie thrown in their face
and then threw a pie at Ethan's face, which was good fun.
[Mandi] Too much coffee's not good. You know what I've had today, Patrice?
I've had one coffee in the morning.
Then I've had one whole Red Bull. And this is now my second coffee.
[Patrice] So what you try to do? You try to not sleep today?
I mean now, everyone's just letting me do what I want.
And I got a Red Bull. No one bat an eyelid.
So it's all good. I feel free now.
I am free.
[narrator] Coffee and Red Bull? You'll be shitting more than that snake.
I think Mandi's a… Mandi's a problem, bro.
-[Whitney] Who? -We're talking about Mandi.
[Whitney] I like Mandi.
She's a problem, bro. She's a problem.
She's out of control, bro.
You know, Uncle was like, "She's going next."
-Maybe Patrice… -I know.
She's spinning out of control.
-I like Mandi. -And she's not holding it down.
I need a hair dryer. Please put it on the menu.
I can't wash my hair and dry it. Do you know what I mean?
I would definitely say I'm missing my phone,
talking to people and actually capturing the moment.
And a hair dryer.
Why have I not got a hair dryer? I brought in with me.
I wanna wash my hair.
-It better be my fucking hair dryer. -I didn't bring a dryer. We could use one.
-Hairstyling bundle. -Wanna see it?
-20,000! Are you fucking joking me? -Well, we need it, so…
-Are you joking me? -It's for free.
Oh yeah. [laughs]
Never mind. Yay!
Okay, can we confirm the hairstyling bundle?
-With her token. -With my token. So it's for free.
[gasps, screams]
Oh my God! Yes!
Oh my God!
-Guys! -Girls!
[narrator] At least now Mandi won't be the only one with some curlers today.
[hip hop music playing]
Let me see the toenail.
[Cinna] You're gonna clip his toenails on national television?
-Yes. -Those things?
Online. Netflix.
[Cinna] Hold those up to the camera, really.
Put your leg up there.
-[PK grunts] -[Cinna laughs]
Apparently, he wants me to bite them.
[PK] No, I didn't say bite them off.
Which ones is it? To be fair, they're not that bad.
[narrator] Farah's right. You are the fakest, Milli.
[Milli] So I have an idea between me and you.
So I'll cut your toenails.
But you buy me something. Don't tell anyone it's for me.
Cool. And I'll keep it a secret between us two. Got you.
[Milli] Thank you, king.
-[PK] What'd you call me, "king"? -[Milli] King.
-You called me king? -Yeah.
[PK] Aw.
-[Milli laughs] -[PK] Aw
I'm getting along well with everyone.
Everyone doesn't know when I'm telling the truth.
So I feel like I need to slow down on the lies. Not the lies.
One thing about me,
I'll tell you a joke, but I won't tell you a lie, though.
Can I confirm a large chocolate bar, please?
[cash register dings]
Shit.
[narrator] Running off to the bathroom to have your treat on the sly.
That chocolate must be a "Sneakers." Ha.
You know, like… like "Snickers," isn't it?
I'll see myself out.
[wrapping crumpling]
[chuckling]
Where’s, where’s, erm… Where’s Mandi, where’s Mandi sleeping?
-Where's she sleeping? -Hmm?
-I'm going to see if I can… -It's over there.
When they go all in there,
I've got an old wrapper of chocolate. I'm gonna put it in there.
-You got what? -An old wrapper of chocolate.
That we had from the other day. I'm gonna put it in her thing.
And I'm gonna say she's just been spending reckless.
I'm gonna say, "That's where's the chocolate…"
I'm gonna stitch her up. [laughs]
[hip hop music playing]
-[Milli] Right. -[Cinna] Keep your eyes closed.
-Welcome to-- -[laughing] I'm sorry.
Welcome to the Inside massage.
Not massage, facial.
Today, we are going to clean your crusty, dusty-ass skin.
What are you guys doing?
We're doing the Sugar and Spice Spa.
You need to get all that shit out of it. You know?
-Mm-hmm. -[Milli] Fluff it up.
-What's that? -It's our spa.
The trick is, when you win the money, you have to give us some of it.
-There you go. Did you just fart? -[DDG] Mm-mm. That was my stomach.
-[snorts] -Okay.
-No, that was a fart. -[DDG] No, that was my stomach.
That was a nasty fart.
That was a fart. This appointment is over.
-[DDG] No, no, no. -I'm sorry.
[DDG and Milli laughing]
[Milli] Fuck! You just ate.
-He's so relaxed… -That was a fart.
-No, I didn't fart. -[Milli] So relaxed his asshole clenched.
I didn't fart.
-If you need, you can fart if you want. -It was the second one that confirmed it.
You heard it.
-It was my stomach growling. -He's so relaxed, his asshole loosened up.
Yo, that shit was crazy.
[hip hop music playing]
[narrator] After enjoying the challenge so much,
the Insiders have their own game
called "Holding A Bat and Talking Shit About Each Other."
I think this morning, it was wild. People wake up…
-I've got a question. -No, let me speak.
Yeah.
I…
What's the point, Mandi?
-Red Bull, coffee. -[contestants laughing]
[Mandi] I thought we were close, really had bonded.
-No, then let me finish. -The way I welcomed you in.
Then you swear at the challenge. Another 20K.
I wasn't the only one, though.
[Patrice] No, they laugh.
You swear. And straightaway you upset the guy.
They laugh. I swear. What's the difference? 20K is 20K.
Calculate how much we lost thanks to you, Mandi.
[narrator] At least the group didn't pay for this hair-dry.
There's so much stuff turning up.
And they wanna come to me about a Red Bull and a flat white. No.
-That's a bit targeted. -[Patrice] It's not targeted. I will go.
No, no, no.
-No, no, we have to tell name. -[Farah] Yeah.
-But don't take it the wrong way. -That's his opinion.
The way you come across is a bit "argh!" I told you yesterday.
[Patrice] It's the way I'm talking.
[Farah] No, but I'd be upset if you said that to me.
But one day I can snap losing 50K or 100K. I don't know.
I don't think he's out of character.
Mandi, no. It's a long journey.
-[Whitney] Here she goes. -I'd like to stand up to say this.
-No. -We need a counterbalance. Go on.
First of all, okay,
I don't think I was the only person
who fucked up by losing money on the challenge.
[Cinna] Name 'em.
Yeah? The laughingstock people, all right?
They lost 20K.
-Name 'em. -[PK] Can I just say something?
Whoever laughed, whether you or one of them.
-George. -[Mandi] Two times.
No, don't do it to me.
-[Jason] George doesn't spend money. -No.
It was two times. Because PK whined, it got deducted.
Two times 10K was… Two times 10K was taken off.
Split across three people each time.
It's still the same amount of money.
It's not like one person did everything.
-You pied the guy. That was 20K. -I did do that, yeah.
-[PK] That's good TV. -I thought the challenge was over.
Did you see that? People tried to come for me.
Like, the whole place… the whole place thought
that they could all unite and come for me.
And they're all like, "But Mandi… We know Mandi is this."
"And Mandi is that."
That's fucking BS.
And I don't care if 11 people could be against me.
You're not gonna minimize me and make me feel smaller.
I'm not gonna get scared. I'm not gonna get scared.
I've got a few things to talk about here, of course.
[laughing]
It's starting to get…
Like we've been saying, the spending is ridiculous.
You're saying you're sharing the meals.
I'm sharing all my meals that I upgrade.
No one's pointing at you for upgrading. Everyone points the finger at her.
-Golden straw, Red Bull. Chocolate. -[Mandi] That was part me.
-I was part of the golden straw. -You got chocolate.
I'm drinking my tea with no milk. I wanna save it for the rest.
-That's how fucking nice I am. -No, wait.
A bitch is hungry. I'm gonna go upgrade something now.
-You got milk. -For everyone.
-You didn't even discuss it. -We all needed milk.
You didn't even discuss it, though.
-The chocolate, you hear? -What chocolate?
-When did you get chocolate? -She bought chocolate.
[Mandi] When was this?
What chocolate?
-I don't know about that. -Oh my Lord. Don't do that.
What chocolate? I bought one chocolate the first day.
-And I split it with everyone with me. -That was yesterday.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I saw you put chocolate in your thing.
You're gonna play this game?
Oh, I wanna play this game. Let's play this game.
-[PK] Be honest here. -I wanna play this game.
Come. Come. Come. I saw it.
-[Mandi] Aw. He's setting me up. -Come. Come
-He's setting me up. -Why's he doing it?
[PK] Look.
[Jason laughing]
-No. I saw it then. Look. -Wait. Yo!
-Wait. And a Red Bull? -I saw her, and the Red Bull was there.
-Wait, wait. -That's the big chocolate.
-Three and a half grand. -[Jason] Yo. Hold on. Bring this out.
-I don't-- -[Jason] Mandi!
-What the fuck is this? -See? And I spend the most money.
-This was in your locker. -And I spend the most money.
-You guys come for me. -[PK] That was in her locker.
-I saw her. -I'm hungry. Is there any here?
-That's the problem. -Wait, is it?
[Milli] Wait a minute. Isn't that the mega one that's 5K?
-Yes, that's the big one that's 5K. -That's 5K.
Five K, you see? But you know what the problem is?
I spent all the money in front of everyone's eyes.
Then people come for me, where I bet there's people spending money on the sly.
-And you don't even know about it. -Hold on. This one was 5K.
-Wait. So you didn't buy it? -[Mandi] No.
What? I planted it there?
You bought the chocolate, and you put it in my locker.
I think he bought the chocolate, ate it and put half.
-[PK] Innit? -Innit!
-That was bad. -A cliffhanger.
-Please come to… -[Milli] DDG!
-Listen to me. -[Cinna] Do not fall.
-We did a lot of talking. -Listen to me.
[Jason] Listen, if it's a doughnut…
Even if it's your kid, don't look at him. Don't look at it in the eyes.
-Do not go and touch that child. -Don't touch it.
Even if it's your kid, it's not gonna make a difference.
-The kid's not gonna come today. -Whoa, shit.
[narrator] For DDG's temptation room, we don't have his kid,
but it's something even better. His favorite meal.
[groan]
"DDG, our finest chef has prepared a meal
of Wagyu steak, crispy calamari
and chocolate ice cream with fresh mint."
"Yours to enjoy in our cozy room
with your favorite movie."
"To take this temptation, ring the bell, and your meal will be delivered."
"The choice is yours."
-What do you think he's gonna get? -A FaceTime call with his child.
No, I feel like they flew out his baby.
-There's no way they flew out his baby. -Nah, bro, that's some shit…
If you bring my mom here, broski, send her back home.
[laughing]
I'm gonna see her again.
Because my mom got prosthetic legs, so how did you even get here?
[grunts]
What would you do?
I can't do it.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
There was a small part of me
that wanted to give into it.
The only thing that was tempting me was to watch the movie,
because I have been fiending
to get some type of entertainment.
[grunts]
Where you from?
Tight shit. Tight shit.
Patrice, would you… would you see it the same
as say he took into temptation for seeing his son
as if he took into temptation of getting a Chinese takeaway?
Yeah.
Don't need no steak, big money saver.
This game is about saving money.
Can you name five DDG songs?
No?
That's a nice tie, buddy.
You been getting hoes out here?
Not yet.
London got a lot of pretty girls.
We're gonna pass this around, whether we think
that he has spent the money
or he's taken the temptation or not.
-I vote no. -Jason Statham!
-No. -Jason Nguyen.
Why, Jason?
Because he's a great person.
Wow, you just met him, and he's a great person.
Nah, I'm gonna be honest. No, wait, I think he took it
if it has to do with his son. So same answer as you.
I have another question about that.
So, if he took it because for his son,
do you agree with that or no?
-Yeah. -I don't.
-No, I don't. -I don't.
You say he's a team player. He's blah, blah, blah. It's bullshit.
[woman on speaker] DDG, the temptation is over.
Gracias.
[narrator] I wouldn't bother going back up there if I were you.
All right, my brother.
-[Whitney] Thank fucking God, man. -[Cinna] DDG!
-What happened? -I didn't spend no money.
-You didn't? -What was the temptation?
They tried to give me a steak.
-They were talking about kids. -[Farah] Check his teeth.
-[DDG] It was a Wagyu steak. -[gasping]
-Hold on, some ice cream. -Damn.
And then there was, uh… And then it was, like, some drink.
How much would it have cost if you ate it?
30,000. And then it was, um, my favorite movie.
So I could have ate and watched a movie and shit.
I will take you to Novikov after the show.
-All right, brother. -Then we end up in Tape.
[laughs]
All right, yes.
I am very, very frugal in this game.
I don't wanna spend $30,000 on a Wagyu steak.
I feel like that is very, very selfish.
[hip hop music playing]
[laughing]
Guys, new menu item just dropped.
-[PK] What is it? -"Horny beast."
-What? -[PK] Horny beast?
-Horny beast. -What is a "horny beast"?
Six and a half grand for a horny beast.
Horny beast.
They kept the cream soda up there, those assholes.
What is the bet they want us to buy that to find out what it is?
-See what it is. -And then it's just a stuffed…
-Yeah, what if it's a horn-pointed beast? -I think it's a stuffed bull.
-There's a horny beast on the menu. -What is it?
Is that…
-Horny beast! -What is that?
That's funny, isn't it? Is it like a fat dildo or something?
Let's get the horny beast. Let's get the camera and the ball.
-Fuck it. -No.
Shall I order it?
All in for the horny beast?
[Farah] We only wanna see what it is.
-Patrice has to order it. -Why I have to order?
You've got to look at the camera and say, "Can we confirm a horny beast?"
Please.
-Horny beast, what the hell is that? -Exactly!
I'm buying it.
-Buy it. -What the fuck?
-I confirm the horny beast. -[PK] Oh shit.
-[Whitney] You're a bad guy. -I want to have…
-Bad man out here. -I want the double-head dildo.
Whatever the fuck they give us.
[indistinct chatter]
-Quiet, please. -Okay, ready?
-Man, fuck this shit. -What?
-Big finesser. All right-- -What?
-All right, don't… -A teddy.
-Well, I am keeping it. -Is this someone's teddy?
Did you buy the horny beast? Was it? It was exactly what I said it would be!
-There's no way! -We bought a fucking horny beast.
-I told you what it would be. -You said a teddy bear?
I said a stuffed toy with a horn.
How did you know?
Because I know how their fucking brains work.
We all say, "We wanna be a bit more frugal."
"Stop spending money. Stop spending money."
And then somebody spends a shit-ton of money on a "horny beast,"
six and a half grand.
It's mental.
[PK] You lot are taking the piss, man.
Can I please confirm a jiggly ball?
[hip hop music playing]
Okay, listen.
So mafia is, like, Among Us.
If I say you're the mafia,
you gotta kill people without getting caught.
So you have to lie. You have to argue.
You have to explain why you're not the mafia, all of this.
If you get caught, you go to jail, and you're out the game.
The civilians' whole point is to catch the mafia.
So once the two mafias are caught,
then the civilians win.
The imposters or the murderers, whatever,
have to open their eyes and see who each other are.
-Facing a wall, not gonna have a clue. -That's what I mean.
[loud chiming]
It's simple, just don't shit.
-[Jason] Oh what? -[Milli] They're lying.
-This is hilarious. -What is it?
PK was the only one that fucking went. If it's actually something.
[Mya] Is it food?
-Oh my days. -Who ordered a ball?
-Oh my days. -Oh my fucking days.
[PK] No, but we don't need it. You lot are just ordering dumb shit now.
Someone bought the ball again.
The little squidgy ball.
I suspect it was PK. 'Cause he was the only one that left.
I was gonna save myself once.
But I'm basically dead in the next round. Might as well just kill me now then.
'Cause I'm gonna die.
You can't be killed because you're the mafia.
-Ruining my fucking game. -Dinner's ready.
Argh!
-Are we done? Are we running it back? -I don't know. Are we?
Ooh, let's have some rice and beans.
Num, num, num, num.
[Milli] Is it rice and beans again?
[Jason] It's in a different packaging, but it's rice and beans.
Can I get a meal upgrade, please?
-We need to stop with this shit, man. -I'm gonna share it.
No, we need to stop with this fucking upgrade shit.
[woman on speaker] Insiders, any sharing
of meal upgrades will incur an additional charge.
-Since when? -Aw, since when?
Since when?
-Come on, man. -Can I please confirm a meal upgrade?
Bullshit.
[hip hop music playing]
I do think that I can beat you in a tournament.
Uh… [flaps lips]
I mean, the scoreline says different.
Let's do a challenge.
-First to 11. -No, there needs to be a winning prize.
I think the other person has to order
whatever the winner wants, but has to say that they want it.
Oh…
[laughs]
I'm probably gonna lose.
[narrator] Elsewhere, Whitney is on a mission to raid the shop.
Here's the plan. One person order three drinks, then back out.
-Is this free? -Yeah. We distract everyone.
And then one at a time, bang, bang.
And then…
-So order it now. -Okay, I'll do one first.
PK, don't fucking tell anyone.
[PK] No, I'm going to the toilet here.
Keep them distracted.
Can I order… Can I order…
Can I confirm three vodka drinks, please?
-With a straw. With a straw. -We wanna get wavy.
[narrator] Spending thousands on three drinks.
It's less Ocean's Eleven and more ocean beach.
-Oh George. Please! George. -10-6, bitch.
[George gasping happily]
I just love table tennis!
[laughing]
[Milli] George, you little cheeky fucker.
[George] Ooh-hoo-hoo.
Be quick. Be quick.
What do you want? Oh!
[laughs]
-That wasn't me. -Who was that?
That wasn't me.
That's not…
Some drinks have just popped out in the fucking shop.
[Milli] Someone's ordered drinks.
[PK sucking teeth] Ain't got nothing to do with me.
Someone's ordered drinks in the shop.
-What? -Not us. We've been here.
-[Jason] It was probably Whitney. -[Cinna] What drinks?
You guys ordered the drinks.
-[Whitney] Who? -Don't lie.
-That's such a bad lie. -Whitney, don't lie.
-I don't think you did. -Huh?
-What drink is this? -Fanta.
Vodka.
What a shocker.
I didn't order that. I'm not touching it.
Well, those drinks that seem to pop out of thin air,
probably one of the biggest mysteries of Inside.
I'm sort of second-guessing
if it was a sort of prize for our table tennis endeavors
or if it was more just some…
someone doing a bit of tomfoolery.
-Was it you? -Ask them two. They saw me.
-We were all in the bathroom. -I was in the bathroom.
-Three is crazy. -It's orange.
-I'll bring the other two. -[PK] Yeah.
The drinks are ready.
Want it? Do you want that?
But someone have to tell me why Whitney is always at the shop.
[hip hop music playing]
Always doing something and then straightaway saying I'm lying.
Do you know what I mean? I say I'm lying straightaway.
I don't let it simmer.
[woman on speaker] Please can you come to room 19, Dylan?
You're in trouble.
Hello, hello.
Am I reading this?
I'm not looking at it.
"Dylan, you have been tasked with an inside job."
"You must buy the massage gun from the shop
and hide it in someone's bed."
"Nobody must find out that you are the one who hid it."
"If you remain undetected,
you will gain 10K back to the prize fund."
"If you get caught,
you will be charged for the massage gun."
"You will not tell anyone you are completing this inside job."
"And you cannot hide it in your own bed."
Who the hell would I choose?
[laughing]
Okay.
Mission accepted.
I will do us proud.
Okay, Dylan. First rule of a secret mission,
don't stand around looking weird.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
[indistinct chatter]
I'd like to quickly, quickly, quickly order the massage gun. Confirmed.
[narrator] Would have been quicker if he said "quickly" less.
He's planted the massage gun in Patrice's bed.
A happy ending for everyone, I think.
I'll jump back in.
So I mean, I've successfully put it in his bed.
And so, great.
The fact that I've succeeded is,
I think that's gonna carry people.
I mean, I just wanna be able to give people a win
and say, "Look, we got 10K back."
If they find it, there's gonna be a lot of other people
that they're gonna point fingers at first.
He's such a bastard.
[laughing]
I would have paid money to see that face.
-All right. -[gasps]
[Patrice] I know. If you pick me, you're gonna guess me.
-Oh! Shit! -Fuck!
-[Mandi] What was it yesterday? -[Whitney] That's not bad.
[yelling happily]
-Oh! -Oh no!
-I didn't see that coming at all. -[PK] That's not bad. That's not bad.
There we go. We have the real number.
Stop! Stop!
Oh my. Oh my!
Oh my days! No, guys, no, this is fake.
-It's fake. -This is fake.
-200K. Well done, guys. -That don't make sense.
[Patrice] 240. Who did the hot shower? Who did the hot shower?
[PK] We need to have people monitoring the showers tomorrow.
-I had a cold shower. -I had a cold shower.
Let's have a debrief. No, guys, we need to talk.
No, let's talk about it. Let's sit. Let's sit.
I think the spending is mad.
They think on the screen, it's like fake money.
So that's what people just enjoy. And they don't realize, actually,
the less we spend, the more the winner gonna be able to split.
I feel like if we wanna get things, we should try to get things under £1,000.
We should actually be stingy, bruv.
We should eat the rice and beans, try to firm it, get salt.
I don't know.
Tomorrow, even the tea, you're gonna drink boiled water.
-Tea! I ain't buying nothing tomorrow! -Boiled water. No tea.
Tomorrow, I'm gonna fast, not gonna eat anything for the whole day.
I'm gonna show my level of commitment.
-Rice and beans. -I'm not gonna eat rice and beans.
I wanna show my level of commitment to the show.
What we're forgetting is, yeah,
this is actually real money, you know?
Yes.
I think we're forgetting that because we can't see it.
We're just seeing a number.
£662,000 is up for grabs here.
[George] That's… That's a seven.
So the money went down really low.
Everyone's confused,
and everyone's gone into Inspector Gadget,
trying to figure shit out, how to stop spending money.
I feel like people become more sneaky,
and tension rises more
because now people are starting to care.
No, I don't feel like there's one person
I can actually hand on heart say
they buy something for themselves.
No one is actually selfish in this house. Everyone's very much giving.
I don't feel like you can put it on one person.
[hip hop music playing]
[Whitney] Bedtime, y'all. Bedtime. Everybody ready? Get into bed.
-[DDG] The challenge was easy. -[Milli] The pie in the face and my ear.
We just fucked up. We fucked up by making noise.
It's difficult not laughing.
The challenges are easy, but it's difficult not laughing.
Yeah.
No, but that throwing pies is not funny. I don't find that funny.
-Which one? -Throwing pies and stuff.
-I don't find that kind of thing funny. -No, me too.
But I laugh when I see other people.
Yeah, that's what makes me laugh.
-Look who's nodded off. -This is our last day.
[DDG] Look who's nodded off.
I know what we're doing tomorrow. I know what we're doing tomorrow.
Then I regret.
-Looks like that's all it is. -No, we can… We can do it here.
[Patrice] Thank you, mon amour, bonne nuit.
-Gonna sleep with my head to the pillow. -Where's Farah?
-Hey, what the… -Please give it to her.
Hey, guys, guys, guys. Guys, that’s not… Guys!
No, no. Before we sleep, that's why we're losing money.
-Who put that massage gun in my bed? -[Farah gasps]
[narrator] What? You can't end it there.
["Himothy" playing]
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