[narrator] Previously, on Inside.
An old wrapper of chocolate. I'm gonna put it in there.
I'm gonna say she's just been spending reckless.
The chocolate, you hear?
I saw you put chocolate in your thing.
[all gasping]
Dylan needs to go. He needs to go home and report.
No, but we don't need that. You lot are just ordering dumb shit now.
Whoa! Shit!
That's not bad.
-Oh no! -[all exclaiming]
Stop! Stop!
That's why we're fucking losing money. Who put that massage gun in my bed?
-[woman gasping] -[PK] Oh!
["Himothy" by Katori Walker playing]
♪ Walk up in this ***** like Yeah, I'm really him ♪
♪ Talkin' my **** like I'm really him, hol' up ♪
[song muffles]
[resumes] ♪ Yeah, I'm really him ♪
♪ Talkin' my **** like I'm really him, oh God ♪
♪ Walk up in this ***** like Yeah, I'm really him ♪
Who put that gun, massage gun in my bed?
Oh my days.
-Now, it's good doing jokes. -[Whitney] Wait. If I…
It's a massage gun.
I've got so many at home.
Like, I say to people, "If you want a massage gun,
I can give you many for free."
-But who'd do-- this is a stupid joke. -[Mandi] Oh, that's mad.
This is a stupid joke. I even want to broke it.
-No, because it's not serious. -[laughs] "I want to broke it."
[Mya] Is that why the money went down so much?
[Patrice] Maybe. It was…
[Whitney] Yeah, that was ten.
-[Mya] Was that after? -[Whitney] That was 10K 'cause of the gun.
Those jokes are too stupid now. I'll be honest with you.
[Mandi] Yeah, it is a violation. I'm not gonna lie.
It is a madness.
No, but your joke was shit, PK, if it was you.
That wasn't me because that's 5K. I don't play with that.
-No, I… I don't want it. -You don't want it?
Someone pay, "Keep it."
They done it on purpose to you. They knew you'd get angry.
So they're playing with your emotions as well.
[PK] I don't know. Yeah, man.
[hip-hop music playing]
[siren blaring]
[Tobi on speaker] Insiders, please gather in the living room.
[siren continues]
[siren stops]
Oh my God, we were talking about you last night. Weren't we?
[George chuckling] Now I'm okay.
Good morning.
Good morning, Insiders.
-Good morning. -Morning.
[Tobi] Can I please ask you
to, uh, clear the front of the sofa and line up in front of it, please?
Aw, fuck. I'm gonna go home half asleep.
[Mya] I felt like we went to bed so late.
I don't even know what time I went to bed.
[tense music playing]
One by one, you're gonna come and collect an envelope
from this plinth here.
Do not open it
until I say so.
Good.
[music continues]
I'm now gonna ask you to open and reveal the content of your envelope.
George, please open your envelope.
[narrator] Ooh, I wonder if it's a card
showing the number of listeners his podcast gets.
Knew it.
[Tobi] Dylan.
Cinna.
Jason.
Patrice, can you please open your envelope?
Milli.
Farah.
Mandi, please open your envelope.
DDG.
[Farah] No! Oh.
[Tobi] Mya, please open your envelope.
Whitney, can you please open your envelope?
[tense music continues]
PK, can you please open your envelope?
Not the big DDG.
[Tobi] As you all can see,
DDG is the only one to have an X,
which means that you will have to
pick someone to go home right now.
-[Mandi] Fucking no. -No!
I feel sorry for you, bro.
[all exclaiming]
-Salute! Salute! -No!
Oh my days!
You cannot pick yourself.
[PK] Salute.
[DDG] I actually thought I was getting eliminated,
until Tobi told me that I was the one eliminating,
you know, so I felt like
a very, very, uh…
instant feeling of power.
You must now choose someone to leave the Inside house.
[sighing loudly]
-This is… this is brutal. -Oh my God.
That's crazy.
[tense music continues]
I'm just trying to see, like,
who was talking crazy these past couple days.
[Tobi] You sound like this is more of a power play for you.
I thought that you'd have maybe established a bond or something
with your fellow Insiders.
[DDG] Mm-hmm.
But right now, you're in a…
You're in the position of power.
Yeah, feel good.
[sighing] I'mma be honest.
Last night…
We were all hanging out, having a good time
and creating a nice bond together.
And one person just wasn't vibing at all.
I'm sorry, Dylan.
Dylan, you have been nominated as the person to go home today.
[Jason] Fuck.
The rest of you, it's back to Inside life as usual.
That shit falls hard.
Dude, just because I wasn't staying up.
So should I take, like, a five-minute hot shower or something?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What? Five-minute hot shower.
[Dylan] I think for DDG, it probably wasn't anything personal, you know.
I got on with him. I didn't speak to him a lot. Um…
But I think it's one of those where he's in such a tough position,
and, uh, he needs at least some substance
to pick someone and it to be fair enough.
And, you know, literally, if everyone is in a group
and there's one person out, you know, sleeping or whatever,
then I think it's a fair enough choice.
[man on speaker] Dylan, you have five minutes to say your goodbyes.
Please exit through the processing room.
[Dylan] Catch you later, bro.
-Bro… -[Whitney] No, trust me.
See you on the outside, man.
I feel like the first elimination was strictly off vibes.
I feel like if it had to be anybody, it was definitely gonna be Dylan.
[Dylan] It has been a pleasure.
Clearly, my bedtime routine has set me back in this one.
It's pushed me forward in life in general, but in here, this is not life.
But otherwise, no, I really appreciate all of you,
and, like, to be honest, it was a tough decision to make.
I think they should be wary of DDG, to be honest with you.
I think he's, on the surface, calm, ready.
He seemed, like, really friendly,
but I think… I think if it came down to it,
I think he'd steal.
I also got one more announcement, guys.
So last night, there was a massage gun, right?
[Farah] Mm-hmm.
-You wanna know who that was? -[Whitney] Yeah.
-[Dylan] Wanna know why? -Do not fucking say that.
-Wanna know why? -[Whitney] Why?
I won you guys 10K.
Because my mission was to take it secretly,
put it in the bed, and it would get the team 10K.
I achieved it. So I'll leave you guys with ten extra K.
-[Jason] My goodness. -Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Because you gave us the best content. You're the guy.
-Aw. -That was my sign of love to you.
I thought that was someone else.
The fact that I could announce that I won the group 10K
as my final lasting, you know, kind of splitting moment…
That was good. That felt great.
It kind of felt like I could leave dropping the mic and saying,
"There you go, guys. There's 10K."
[laughs]
-Appreciate you all guys. -[Milli] Nice meeting you.
Catch you later.
Bye, Dylan.
[Dylan] It's all love.
Dude. Fucking hell.
All right, see you later.
-[Jason] Bye. -See you later.
-[Dylan] I guess that's it. -Gonna miss you. Bye.
Damn! Appreciate you guys.
Aw. Why did no one walk him out?
[narrator] So it's goodbye, Dylan.
He came. He hid a massage gun, and that was about it.
I don't wanna be a hypocrite.
I'm not gonna lie.
I would have eliminated Dylan too,
because he was, like, the least participating
as far as, like, group dynamic.
So it's very normal that, like, we went for that,
but it is really sad, 'cause I do think at the same time,
people are trying really hard.
And he, I think, tried more than others to actually do good.
So you kind of have to play both sides of the game in order to win,
and I think that he was only playing the side of, like,
"I wanna be good. I wanna do this."
You can't do. You gotta make friends.
When you're surrounded by people doing eliminations,
you gotta find out who your friends are and who your enemies are.
-Now… Now it's gonna get hard. -Yeah.
Now it's like, okay, we gotta do that again. It's like, damn.
It was a brutal, brutal elimination.
We all liked Dylan.
But it's just sometimes we feel he was, like, you know, apart from the group.
So, uh, yeah.
You know what, Dylan? I got you.
You made the right choice. No matter if we like it or not…
It was the most logical decision to make.
I really-- I feel so bad about waking up and eliminating somebody,
'cause I feel like it sets the tone for the day!
The day is gonna be set so bad now,
and now we're all thinking about eliminations so it's just gonna get…
It's gonna get tension. It's gonna get toxic.
I literally said last night, "Imagine it's Dylan."
Farah even cried for him.
[Jason] Farah, y'all that close?
No, I'll cry for all of you. Can't lie.
I've never seen you show Dylan…
-Not even one time. -I'm a severe empath. I can't control it.
They made tea together then. But he wasn't crying.
Yeah, he wasn't crying 'cause he has a good life at home.
This morning was shocking.
Like, the way we were woken up half asleep into an elimination
fucking threw me. Like, shocked.
I can't believe it.
[PK] Today is your birthday.
Oh my God!
[all singing] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday, dear Whitney ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
Milli, why are you not singing?
Oh. [laughing]
[Patrice] She called you out.
[hip-hop music playing]
-When? Today? -[loud chiming]
What is it, the TV?
-[DDG] Whitney. Everybody, slow down. -[PK] "Breakfast is ready."
Let's not do what we did yesterday, okay? Please.
[narrator] You mean no more fake weddings, horny beasts or jiggly balls?
I'm out.
Am I allowed to get coffee?
[George] Custom coffee's two and a half grand today.
[Whitney] It's my birthday.
Can I please get a custom coffee? Uh…
Oat milk caramel latte, please?
-Can I confirm ten sugars? -Ten sugars?
[Whitney] But does anyone not want Nutella and stuff?
Can I confirm a energy drink, please?
Full fat. I mean, full sugar.
We got dropped five grand on a coffee and an energy drink.
A birthday Inside is very wholesome
'cause people can't gift you things,
so it'd be the little things. I was like, "Oh, guys, I want a coffee."
Normally they'll be chatting shit. "You're spending money."
But today, DD was like to me, "It's your birthday. Get a coffee."
And I was like, "Yeah."
Just want, uh, some lemon, if possible.
And some, uh, tea cup or mug, because they've been taking it away.
-You say "mug" like a French accent. -Yeah?
I'm French. Of course.
I fuck with Patrice, kicking it with us and shit.
-Yeah. -It's so funny.
To take a step back and think, "What the fuck is he even doing here?"
-[laughs] -Yeah.
-They don't even understand. -Yeah, you guys don't understand.
If you're a Manchester United legend, a France legend…
[PK] Like a Lakers legend.
…he would be probably top 15, 20 that you'd think of, right?
-[Jason] Kobe Bryant? -It's like Derek Fisher?
[PK] I don't know, bro. Steve Nash, is he a legend?
Yeah, he kind of a legend.
[PK] No, this one's not kind of. He's a legend-legend.
[Farah] I just don't like injustice. I don't like uncu-- Oh!
-Just one lemon. -No, it's free.
They give it to us for free. So we have to respect it.
Wait. Can you tell us please how much we were charged for the lemon?
If you say 100, I'll break the camera.
-Hello. -[man on speaker] £500.
-Hey! Are you mad? -[laughs] Shh!
Take back your lemon.
Can we refund?
No refunds.
This guy is laughing at me.
Man, when the show is over, I wanna see your face.
If I told my dad that he was here, my dad would tell me I'm lying.
-For real? -Damn!
He'll be convinced that I'm lying until it comes out.
I won't tell him until he watches it.
Then my parents will understand what I did.
So y'all are fanboying a little bit?
Yeah, but I'm holding it down. But inside, I wanna go crazy.
Quickly, quickly, 'cause I'm gonna get in trouble. Quickly.
Could you confirm a sugar-free Red Bull? Please, quickly, quickly, quickly.
Quickly, please, quick.
[narrator] Mandi sticks the Red Bull in her pants.
You know, some people say I've got a Monster in mine.
I feel bad for Dylan,
but I said the same thing. I would have voted for him also.
-I don't feel like he had his person. -[Cinna] He doesn't add to the group.
Yeah, his one person he could get along with.
That's what I'm saying. I think that he was really nice,
and he actually tried, which makes it hard.
-But you have to do both sides. -I don't think he tried that hard.
You also have to try and be friends.
-You can't do one. -This whole, like…
When you come into, like, an experience of meeting people that
you wouldn't necessarily meet on the outside…
-You have to try. -…be open-minded.
Like, when Farah first come in,
I thought she was too much and doing the most.
-Now we understand her. -The more I get to know her, the more…
Even I really look back, I'm like,
"Hmm? Is she doing too much, or is there a story here?"
My predictions for today are that
we are going to struggle a little bit with spending again.
It seems like everybody was really, really good about breakfast,
but I think come nighttime, it is Whitney's birthday,
and I don't blame her for wanting to celebrate,
and I do think they're gonna take advantage of it, but…
The only thing that might go really, really bad
is if they put a Birkin in that room.
Do not put a Birkin in that room.
-[Whitney] How are you feeling, babe? -Oh my God.
I'm feeling good, but, bro, I'm fucking stressed.
-Why are you stressed? -'Cause of the challenge.
I'm gonna try and do well.
You'll do it.
Yeah, 'cause I'm 27 now.
I was even saying that. I was like, "Whitney!"
Since the elimination, things are getting a bit more tense now.
I feel like the energy has shifted.
Like, we know that we could be possibly sent home
first thing in the fucking morning, so everybody's on edge.
And everybody's scared to spend.
I wanted a flat white coffee with oat milk this morning,
and I haven't had it. And I'm getting a headache.
I'm too scared to get it 'cause I don't wanna be next.
Know what I need for here right now? A coffee.
-Someone back me. Someone back me. -There we go. There we go.
Someone back me and say, "Mandi should get a coffee."
I'm talking to the wrong person, Cinna here.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Do you want me to be good in this challenge?
You want me to be good energy, keep positive?
If I have not bought anything…
-Can I use a one-buy to buy her a coffee? -No.
Stop being so nice now. I'm scared.
-[Cinna] Why you scared? -Why would you do that?
'Cause I haven't bought anything. You want coffee.
I need a coffee too.
-Mandi. -[Mandi] Yeah, yeah.
You like a flat white with milk?
I really don't wanna spend.
Can I please confirm a custom coffee?
It'll be a flat white with, uh, regular milk, please.
That feels terrible.
Wait, can I refund it? I don't wanna buy anything. No!
[narrator] Uh, unfortunately, Cinna, it's too latte.
Sorry, too late.
[Cinna] Thank you.
Take it back. No!
2,500 for this?
If I get betrayed, y'all know.
-Why? -Oh my God.
-Did you spend money? -My first purchase.
-Guys. -Everyone!
Cinna has made her first purchase.
And it's for me. I remember.
-Cinna, I'm so disappointed in you. -I know!
-You made me buy a $2,500 coffee! -[DDG] Cinna!
You fell for the trap.
[hip-hop music playing]
The Sidemen, before we came in here, you probably wouldn't have seen it
because you were already in here.
They released the tickets for their charity match at Wembley.
They sold out in 20 minutes. 90,000 people.
[Jason] I wanna play in it.
-90,000 people. -[Jason] I wanna play in that so bad.
Guys, Jason wants to play in the charity match. Do your fucking thing.
He's been stuck here eating shit food.
The least you can do is let him play a bit of football.
-[KSI laughing loudly on speaker] -Ah!
That is so embarrassing.
[KSI] Why, hello there.
[PK] Hello!
-Are you all good? -[all] Yeah!
[KSI] Shut up! I don't care.
-[Farah] Oh! Rude! -It's time to go to the challenge arena.
Get your asses changed and let's go.
Here we are once more.
Ye old challenge arena.
[indistinct chatter]
[all] Oh…
-Come through. Yeah! Yeah! -[laughing]
-Hi. Great to see you. -Hi.
[laughs]
[Mandi] Troll.
-Okay. -[KSI] Take a seat. Take a seat.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Wheel of Mystery.
This is Wheel of Mystery.
Each Insider will be asked up to the spinning dinner table one at a time,
where they will be presented with a tough question
as well as a mystery task under a cloche.
If they do not answer this question, they will lose money.
If they do not complete the task, they will lose even more money.
Now, let's play Wheel of Mystery.
-Who do you wanna go first? -Uh…
-Uncle P. -All right.
-[all laughing, cheering] -Yes!
Absolute pleasure to have you here.
All right.
-Are you ready for your question? -Yes.
Which of the girls
would you least like to have as a daughter?
-[Patrice] Ooh. -[laughing]
-Wow! -We know who that is.
[KSI] And why?
I'm between Mandi and Whitney, to be honest.
[shrieking]
-Uncle P! -What?
-The reason why… -[laughing]
I can't believe he said he would want me least as his daughter.
I'd be an amazing daughter. I'd look after my dad.
-Why? I want an explanation. -Is it 'cause we pick on you?
So if I have a daughter, I wanna protect her.
So I don't want the men looking at her
and thinking she's a naughty girl or what have you.
What have I done? Have I flirted with anyone?
No. I'm in a relationship.
What made him think that I'm the naughtiest?
He's basically saying, "I don't want my daughter to be a whore."
[laughing]
[Mandi] Speak for yourself. Say, like…
Where did I give the impression?
All right.
-Eat your food, Patrice. -We'll take that. We'll take that.
It's enough.
Yes, of course it's difficult because I don't want to offend any people here.
Here we go. Mandi just came.
I'm having a proper interview. Anyway, I already kill you.
-Gimme a hug. -Are you sure?
You said I was the least one that you would want for a daughter
because you said I'm naughty. You said I was naughty.
Are you naughty?
-How? How am I naughty? How? -You see? That's what I mean.
Trying to touch my boobs.
Okay, you saved 5K. Well done.
[KSI laughing]
So, are there any of these you prefer?
My number is three. One, two, three. So it will be this one.
Okay.
-[Simon] A Sidemen sundae. -[KSI] Ah!
-Oh man! -Even now, I already want to vomit.
[KSI gagging]
[Patrice] I had the Sidemen sundae.
So you know…
If there's "Sidemen" before your dishes, you know you're in trouble.
We're not going to say what's inside.
What?
What is it? What is it? What is that?
[PK] Damn! That's my uncle. That's my uncle.
Uncle P, Uncle P, you've got it.
-Uncle P! Come on! Come on, Uncle P. -Gangster!
-Throw up, bro. Please. -[Whitney] You got this.
-No, I keep it. I keep it. -[Mandi] Yes!
-[Simon] He firmed it! -Yeah!
He said, "I'll keep it for later!"
I mean, well done. Nice work, Patrice.
What was it?
It was wasabi hot sauce.
No, no, no. What's the white thing?
Ice cream. [laughs]
And he didn't like the ice cream?
Yeah. He said, "What's the white stuff?"
-Oh. -[Whitney] Patrice!
-Patrice! -[Mya] Are you okay?
What happened to "I keep it"?
[DDG] Wash it down with water. It's all good.
[Farah] Now it's making me sick.
I wasn't ready for that. People know my weakness is my stomach.
-Okay, Cinna. -Yeah.
For 5K, which Insider
do you think is the most boring to talk to?
-He's gone. [laughs] -[Jason] Ha-ha!
-[Cinna] Patrice! -Patrice!
It was a joke. It was a joke in my mind.
-No, no, no. Someone here. -In my mind.
I would say the only one is…
Who is there?
Farah.
-Yeah. -Okay, so Farah's boring.
But you and I…
Guys, I'm sorry. I can't control my butt. Like, it make me fart.
-[Milli] Brilliant. -[laughs]
-Uncle P, don't be farting on me. -I'm dying.
Man, you think I'm gonna… I'm farting, yes.
-What the fuck? -[laughing]
-[Mandi] Waft it that way. -No, don't. Not this way.
[KSI] All right, pick a cloche.
-Which one's the best? Come on. -Uh, oh, this one.
-No! No. -[KSI] Definitely this one.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
[George] What the fuck is that?
[KSI] Shave your eyebrows!
-[Jason] What? -[George] What?
-[PK] Whoa. -Oh. No, sorry, just shave one eyebrow.
-Ooh. -[KSI] That's not too bad.
-[laughs] -I'm not doing that.
I'm losing ten grand.
[laughing]
-I have an awards show! -[Jason] Fuck that!
-You have makeup. You could draw it in. -Cinna, you can not!
-[Cinna] Hold on! Hold on. -[Jason] Oh my God! Oh my God!
I don't wanna let anyone down.
-You don't have to do it. Bullshit! -Not even for the money!
[DDG] It's 10K. You don't have to do it.
I really don't wanna cry. I'm so sad.
-You save a lot of money. -[PK] Yeah.
I'll be honest with you, I don't mind if you lose 10K today.
-[all] Yeah. -[Farah] Don't do it.
You've spent no money.
-If it was a boy, it would make sense. -Get rid of that eyebrow!
-[Jason] Yeah! -[laughing]
[Mandi] You're doing this to yourself. This is your choice.
[DDG] It's 10K. You don't have to do it.
[Jason] You have makeup. Draw it in.
Surely not.
[tense music playing]
I won't do it, but I don't wanna make anyone mad.
-[Jason] You sold the team! -Are you okay?
-Okay… -Okay, okay, okay, final decision!
-[sobbing] -Aw. [laughs]
I'm so sad!
It was really nice that my whole team kind of made me feel okay
about not shaving my eyebrow,
because I think they saw me dip it.
I think they knew that I would have done it.
Cinna, you have lost 10K.
Yes!
Can I hit him?
-Yes! -I can't hit him? That against the rules?
And I would've probably cried a lot if I would have done it. [laughs]
Oh, this is a juicy one.
Rank the girls inside from most to least attractive.
-[gasping] -[laughing]
He was begging for this moment.
Least attractive!
[gasps] What the fuck!
-Way too fast. -He's salty.
-I didn't say he was the fittest. -She said I wasn't attractive.
-I said you weren't the most-- -[PK] You did.
You saying I'm the most attractive?
Yeah, you were. Yesterday.
[laughing]
But today's today. [laughs]
He said today's a new day.
Farah. I'm gonna go with Farah, five.
Are we talking physically or mentally?
-That's on you, bro. -Okay.
-Four. -Fuck you! [laughs]
Three.
Baddie.
Who would kiss me? Can I ask them a question? Who's kissing me?
-He's got a plan. -No, we're bros.
-We're bros. Put me in at two. -Two.
-And obviously we're married. One.
-[Patrice] And I'm the dad. -[PK] You're the dad.
All right, well, you saved 5K. Well played, bro.
[Simon] Lamb testicles.
[contestants chattering]
Ugh… [laughs]
[KSI laughing] Oh!
-[Jason] Yeah, that's… -[laughs]
Oh! Why… Why are you holding it like that?
It's not amala.
-He thinks it's pounded yam. -[KSI] It's not…
Moving like it's pounded yam.
This is what you gotta do. You gotta trick your mind.
-[Whitney] Yeah. -So this is the soup.
[Whitney] Yeah, the soup. That's the eba. Mm.
Yeah, ain't nothing but egusi soup.
-Egusi soup. -My God.
-Oh my God! Yeah! -Yeah!
[cheering]
-Yeah! -Yeah!
-[gags] -Throw up, bro.
-[Whitney] Period. -Ugh. This guy, mate. All right.
All right, guys. Sorry. [farts]
-Oh shit! -[all exclaiming]
[Jason] Oh shit.
And suddenly, for no reason, I couldn't control my butt.
You know, he just wanted to talk to people, so… pfft!
[imitating farting]
-I'm dying! Are you crazy? -[laughing]
I'm being serious. People think I'm joking, man.
[Milli] Why was that in my direction?
[shouting]
-[Patrice] I don't care. Take it. -[laughing]
Don't waft it this way.
-[KSI] Too funny. -[Simon] Oh. Oh, PK?
-No, no, no! Hey, PK, don't let me down. -[yells]
-Uncle P says, "Don't let me down." -[PK] I'm done.
-You done it. -[Whitney] Yay!
To my watchman.
-Milli. -Yep.
Who do you think, besides PK,
is the ugliest in the Inside house?
Ooh.
-Well, no one's ugly. -Bro, no one's ugly.
She gonna say a dude.
I'm gonna go with D.
-That's a lie. He's handsome. -[Simon] I think you're lying.
-Are you happy with the answer? -No.
-What? -Come on, be honest.
Patrice.
-[women] Aw. -[Simon] Aw.
But he's the coolest guy in here. It's just 'cause you're too old for me.
Ugly and smells.
-That was a good answer. -[farts]
Oh my God, bro, stop!
You give me the shit. Now you're gonna take responsibility.
[laughing]
I love this game!
[laughing]
Well done. You've saved 5K.
Oh mate.
[Whitney] My gosh, no!
[all exclaiming]
[KSI laughs]
You must dress as a banana for 24 hours.
-That's easy. -[DDG] Wow.
I walked around Ibiza with that. That's fine. Just come.
-[Cinna] Banana girl. -Luck of the draw.
-You have to sleep in it. -[Cinna] Guess who's gonna be a cutie!
Someone could've shaved their eyebrow off,
and she's just dressed as a banana?
[Whitney] She's, like… She's, like, so cute.
That's wild.
-That's gonna end up annoying. -Don't fart. I'm dressed as a banana.
Don't worry. I won't fart.
All right. Well done, Milli. You have saved £15,000.
Honestly, I can't believe I got given the challenge
of being dressed as a banana for 24 hours. I look like an idiot.
Which Insider
do you think is the least successful person
in their career?
[Jason chuckles]
-Damn! The least successful? -The person is a failure.
[Jason] Probably…
Fuck!
[laughing]
Farah. Farah.
-'Cause I make the least money. -She said she make--
We don't care, bro. You picked her.
[Simon laughs]
Crazy. Well done. You saved 5K, man
-This one's cool. -[KSI] Okay.
Let's see how weak
you feel about this.
[Mya] What is that?
Please choose somebody to be handcuffed to until bedtime.
DDG!
-No! -[all laughing]
We gotta shower together!
What the fuck?
-Oh, we gotta piss together. -That's what I'm saying, bro. That's…
You gotta do everything together.
Now, if you manage to break the handcuffs before you guys go to bed,
20K will be removed from the prize fund.
-[Simon] Farah. -Yeah.
Which boy would you be most likely to date
-on the outside world? -George.
-Aw. -[Farah] I love George.
And I would marry George. He reminds me of Jack Harlow a lot.
Not even date, marry.
I would marry George.
All right. Which one?
Whoa! Okay… [laughs]
-I'm gonna go for this one. I'm so scared. -Are you sure?
You're acting like you know, but I don't think you know.
Sure you want that one?
[Farah] Yeah. Ah!
[screams]
-What is… No, no, no, no, no, no. -Oh my fucking God.
-[Simon] This is a fish martini. -[Farah] Mnh-mnh.
-[Simon] Do you want to know what's in it? -Yeah.
No, you don't. Don't do that.
-Why do that? -[Farah] What's in it?
-A cocktail containing tuna. -[Farah] Yeah.
-Anchovies, sardines and fish sauce. -Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, bro! [scoffs]
-[KSI] You gotta drink a good amount. -Okay.
[Simon] We need, like, uh…
Get me water now, please.
-I'd say it has to be to that line. -Get me water.
[Mandi] Farah, wait.
-Are you… No, don't. My God. -Maybe just swallow it.
[in Arabic] In the name of God…
[Whitney] Someone bring that bucket!
-[Whitney] You got this. You got this. -Yes! Yes! Yes!
[Patrice] Water!
-That's nothing, Farah. That's easy. -Yes, Farah! That's light. That's light.
-[DDG] That's easy. -[retches]
He's trying to make you throw up! Don't think about it.
[Farah retching] No.
[sobbing]
-[gargling] -Okay. Wow.
-Yeah! -[PK] Yeah!
[Jason] Yeah!
[DDG] Damn.
-Ah! No! -[PK] No, no, no.
Farah, please.
-[Cinna] Farah! -[Jason] She swallowed.
-I was scared. -[PK] Don't do it.
-Damn, look how long that spit is. -[laughing]
-Can I have tissues, please? -[Patrice] Yes, tissue! Take this.
-[retching] -This is the same. This is the same.
Just don't vomit. Just don't vomit.
-[shouts] No, that was disgusting! -[Patrice] No!
Come, stand up. You're gonna feel better.
It wasn't throw-up. Look.
-No, I believe you. -Look!
-I believe you.
Look! You don't care. You're freaky. Weird.
[laughing]
You are, to be fair.
It was, like, mixed with sardines, tu--
It was sardines, tuna and just a bunch of fish
blended together into a juice.
[retching]
[DDG] It was a bunch of fish shit.
[groans]
-[Jason] Good job, Farah. -You did it.
-Mandi! -[Mandi] No.
Why me?
-It's Whitney's birthday. -[KSI] Sit down.
-[Whitney] Exactly. You got this. -Sit down. It's your turn.
You got this. You got this. You got this.
Mandi, which Insider do you think will be the most boring to watch?
Jason.
Ooh. Guys…
He's got a big fan base as well. That is crazy.
Yeah, in America.
[Whitney cackling]
-Oh wow. -I'm joking!
I'm not subscribing to your podcast.
-I love you. We gonna stream together. -Fuck your podcast.
[laughing]
You have saved 5K.
[Whitney] Babe, you better eat this. Glad I swapped with you.
[Mandi] What is that?
You must brush your teeth
and gargle to finish, using both the toothpaste and mouthwash.
Okay, spicy mouthwash, toothpaste.
-What? -[Mya] Yeah, she'll do that.
-[Patrice] Whitney, you eat spicy? -I have to brush my teeth?
For about a minute.
About a minute? You know what?
[KSI] How long do you normally brush your teeth for?
Damn, straight in. Yeah, get right-- all parts. All parts.
-Oh! She's realized the spice. -Oh no.
-[exhaling] -She's realized the challenge.
[laughing]
[Whitney] Do the outside, not the inside, the outside.
-Oh my God, this is horrible. -Do the outside.
Do the outside teeth.
-You better not throw up. -Come through. You better keep it inside!
-Mandi! -[Whitney] Mandi, focus.
I swear you're gonna eat rice and beans for the rest of the week.
-[Whitney] Mandi. -[Patrice] You always upgrade.
-[Whitney] You can upgrade. -Don't throw it!
Light work.
[Simon] Swig it around your mouth a few times.
Yeah, yeah. Oh!
-Yay! Well done. -Let's go, Mandi!
-Mandi! -Smashed it.
-[Patrice] Well done, Mandi. -[PK] Mandi!
-[Mya] Well done, sis. -[Patrice] Hold on. Scare, man.
I knew once I put all of that chili in my mouth,
and I was, like, brushing everywhere,
I just knew, even if I bailed out at that point,
I was gonna suffer the same pain
I would've suffered if I continued the challenge.
-Upgrade meal for you. -Do you have cold milk?
There may be milk in the shop.
[laughing]
[Whitney] My gosh, are you okay?
[KSI] How much shall we make it?
-What, 10K? -[chuckling]
-[KSI] 10K for all this. -Oh no, she's actually crying.
All this pain can't be in vain.
-Console her. -It's okay. It's okay.
-Come on, group hug. Group hug. -It's okay.
-[laughing] -Wait for Dylan.
Dylan? Wait for Dylan?
-[laughing] -[indistinct chatter]
Look at these two. Look at these two. [laughing]
Which Insider would you most like to be eliminated and why?
[Simon] Who do you think is most likely to stab someone in the back
in order to win Inside?
Who do you think is the most toxic Insider and why?
Who here do you think has the worst personal hygiene?
Exciting.
Drama!
[all shouting]
[KSI laughing]
-Um… -[KSI laughing]
Toxic. Hmm.
-[Simon] Who stinks? -Stinks?
[KSI] Dirty. Musty.
I don't wanna risk my opinion being an actual vote and they go.
[all] Aw.
Aw!
-Aw, that's so… -Shut the fuck up.
-Well, that's 5K gone. Just like that. -[KSI] Wow.
Juicy one, this.
-Me? -[Whitney] Yeah.
-[gasping] -[KSI] Yeah.
The most toxic I would say is Mandi.
[Patrice] Ooh-la-la-la-la.
-I thought we were fucking friends. -We are.
Uncle P. Because we don't really brush our teeth, you said,
after we eat in the evening.
So Patrice Evra stinks?
-That's crazy. -[Mya] He's gonna cop that.
I'm… I'm good with that.
[Simon] An octopus tentacle.
-Bug sushi. -[all gasp]
[Simon] Ox tongue.
Chicken hearts.
-[chattering] -[shouting]
[intense music playing]
[retching]
Yes, that's what I'm talking about, birthday girl!
-[Whitney] Come on. -[DDG] Keep your chin up.
[Jason] No, don't. Swallow!
[mock sobbing]
-He's done it. Well done. -[PK] Good boy, George!
[plate clatters]
[Farah] Don't make it worse.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, put that in there. It's done. 10K gone.
You have all now completed the Wheel of Mystery.
Well done. Well done, everyone. Well done, everyone.
Well done.
You could've lost £165,000,
but you only lost £15,000.
[all] Yay!
Respect.
[Farah] Whoa!
You are now free to head back inside.
-I'm going to the shop. I'm hungry. -Well done, guys.
Right.
[hip-hop music playing]
It's so fucking… Look.
-[DDG] I'm just following you everywhere. -It doesn't even fit me.
Me too.
[laughing]
Is she a fucking banana? Bro, that shit's funny.
Shut up, D! You keep being mean to me.
He keeps on going, "You're dressed up as a banana and shit. She's so funny." No.
-It's not funny. It's annoying. -How do they get this through the banana?
-I can't even keep my shoulders up. -How do they-- oh, they put a hole?
How's he smiling at me like that? Don't. It's not funny.
-You always wanna go to the shop. -[laughs] I'll come to the shop with you.
[Mya] We wanna order a chocolate bar.
-Guys. -Only if we get freeze-dried sweets.
-You order it, I'll pick it up. -We'll do it one at a time.
-Two's a crowd. -Let's sit.
Someone has to order it, and someone has to pick it up.
[narrator] Why are they ordering snacks
when there's a five-foot friggin' banana in the living room?
Guys, can I confirm a large chocolate and freeze-dried sweets?
[PK] Yeah, boy.
[narrator] PK puts the sweets down his trousers
for what I call dick'n'mix.
But has anyone noticed George has a whole cake stuffed down his pants?
I only did this for the love.
[whispering] It's me.
Oh my God. Oh…
What did you get?
[laughing]
Wait, tell me if they come.
[door opening]
It's me. It's me, bitch.
Give me those freeze-dried sweets. Oh, yeah, they're so good.
They're so good.
-Have you tried one? You tried one? -If I whistle…
If I whistle, that means…
[Milli] What?
[narrator] Quick, Mya, use the gym equipment
to avoid raising suspicion.
Yeah, that'll do it.
Mya, give me some.
-I got chocolate. -Yeah, chocolate.
[laughing]
-[loud chiming] -[DDG] Screen. Screen.
Lunch is ready, yeah?
Hello.
Before you even show me the beans, yeah?
Literally, I would like a meal upgrade, yeah?
Wait, we did the meeting yesterday of what people wanted and shit, right?
I just want a meal upgrade. Confirm.
[Whitney] Ooh!
-[Mya] What is it? -[George] What is it?
I would like to confirm five meal upgrades, please. Thank you.
-[PK] With rice. -[Mandi] It's basically a dish.
[Jason] Oh-ho-ho-ho!
-Thank you. -That's Whitney's.
-Handcuffed, eating glizzies together. -You even get sauce. Look.
[DDG] We gotta find two seats.
If you put the dips from the chips in the rice, actually tastes fucking good.
Everyone done so well today.
Yeah, I'm really proud of us today, guys. That was one of the hardest challenges.
Do y'all think y'all phone ringing right now?
My phone's going off.
-I miss my phone. -Can't wait to see the messages.
-[Mya] Me too. -All the girls have been looking for me.
[narrator] I've actually got some of the messages PK's received here.
"Ha-ha-ha! No way is your real name Percy."
-[Whitney] The meal's on its way. -[Mya] Our dinner?
[Whitney] Yeah, right now.
There's no way they think I can't hear a rustling packet of choccy, right?
Hello.
-Hello. -[Mya] Hello.
[scoffs]
They think they're slick.
[narrator] So Detective George and his magnifying ass
may have rumbled the sneaky snackers,
but will he tell the others?
[Whitney] Nah, Mya, that was bare weird.
-[Mya] That was sus. He was watching us. -[Whitney] That was hella sus.
[Mya] I don't think he'll snitch though.
Watch when PK goes in there, yeah, to see that it's gone.
[Whitney] I'm like, "George, not the rumors."
And obviously he's thinking, "Why are we in the gym?"
-Why are we? -[Mya] Maybe he was just looking at us.
It's moved now, so he thinks it's gone. We need to hide it now though.
[hip-hop music playing]
There's chocolate behind these chairs.
There's chocolate. There's sweets.
-Fuck off. -Don't lean. You're gonna squish it.
Where is it?
What the fuck.
-There. Take half and shut up. -[gasps]
-[Mya exhales] George is plotting. -Is he?
-George is looking for something. -[Cinna] Oh wow.
When me and Mya were in the gym, George was there. He's like, "Oh hey."
Then he wanders off, looking for his water bottle.
And then he told Milli to go and check the bin.
Yeah, like, I don't know. He's acting bare weird.
[narrator] Yeah, George is the one acting weird, Whitney.
Not you guys eating crotch sweets from underneath a yoga mat.
[hip-hop music playing]
We make good friends, you know. You guys should be my friends outside.
-Yeah. -You should be my friends outside.
I was gonna vote you out yesterday.
-What? -That's what I said to her.
I was gonna vote you out.
-That's what I said to her. -Snakes.
Not snake, I'm honest. You told her?
I told her yesterday. I was like, "Stop acting like this."
-'Cause you were spending money, bro. -Told you.
The thing is you were spending money, and you're not even talking.
You're just doing it. You see how now today you've calmed down?
[Mandi] Mm-hmm.
-[PK] I'm honest though. -Who bought the chocolate bar?
[chuckling]
-[Mandi] Who bought the chocolate bar? -I did. I told you this though.
I said I don't hide nothing. I felt like you was hiding things yesterday.
What was I hiding? The problem is that I wasn't hiding. Now I'm hiding.
-Oh, what are you hiding? -Trust me. That was the problem.
I realized the problem very soon. The problem is that I wasn't hiding.
And you were gonna fucking vote me out.
No, I wouldn't have voted you out. I was always gonna vote out Dylan.
No, I said she would talk to you.
-Dylan wants to talk. -That hurt me.
I know it hurt you.
No, you wasn't top two. You was top three.
-You didn't tell me. -Out of the girls.
No, Farah would have gone before you.
[loud chiming]
-[Mya] Could be a challenge like this. -[Milli] I swear to fuck.
-Temptation room. -Whitney, temptation room. I knew it.
-[Mya] Is it? Is it? Is it? -[shouting]
-Whitney. -We're about to lose some money!
Whitney, do not take the temptation.
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Aw!
This is cute.
This is so romantic. I thought my boyfriend's gonna walk in.
"Happy birthday, Whitney."
"To celebrate your birthday, we'd like to offer you and your fellow Insiders
a party to enjoy this evening."
"The party will include snacks, drinks and cake
and will cost you 30K from the group prize fund."
"If you'd like to accept this temptation,
please confirm by saying, 'Happy birthday to me.'"
[narrator] Ha! Nice try, Sidemen, but you're dealing with someone
who doesn't need balloons or a fancy party to have a good time.
I'm going to say I accept.
-Happy birthday to me. -[narrator] Shit.
Okay. [clears throat]
I read the card, and they said a party for everyone.
[humming]
I'm back!
-[Cinna] Hey! -[Mya] That was quick.
-[Milli] You took it? -[Whitney] Okay.
-You took it? -I took it.
-She's taken the temptation. -You took it.
It was 30K, and it's a party for everyone.
-Alcohol, food, everything. -Hey! Hey! Hey!
For everyone. A big party.
-[Milli] Really? -[Whitney] Yeah.
[narrator] 30K on a party? Dylan didn't die for this.
[Milli] I don't wanna be dressed like this for the party.
You have to, sis.
[Milli] No, 'cause there's gonna be loads of fun clips.
-And I'm gonna be dressed like a dickhead. -That would make it even more poppin'.
I was going to a birthday party dressed like this.
That's why I had to draw a bit of figure.
So beautiful Mandi drew a beautiful figure on me
and some double-D boobs to match what's underneath. [laughs]
[narrator] I didn't know we sell boobs in the shop.
If she's misunderstood what they meant.
That's another thing.
It's gonna be a little cupcake.
You believe them when they say it's a big party?
-30K. -[Jason] 30K.
Yeah, she fucked up.
[PK] Yeah, big time. Big time.
[narrator] 30K. For poor Patrice,
that's almost two days' wages wasted right there.
She thought she was doing something for all of us though.
Yeah, she didn't have bad intentions. It wasn't selfish though of her.
-No, guys. -I don't celebrate my birthday.
I don't wanna ruin the vibe, but, guys, this is selfish.
-This is selfish. -Are you guys talking about me?
-I am. -I'm defending you. I'm trying.
Put your makeup. I want you to be the most pretty, beautiful.
I'm trying to say your temptation can't be compared to DDG's,
'cause his one was a selfish temptation.
[PK] Yeah, it's for everyone.
Yeah, it's for everyone. Drinks…
-But they could've manipulated you. -[PK] Did you confirm how many drinks?
Imagine it's one cupcake. [laughs]
-Think they tricked me? -I think they manipulated you.
Don't think you went wrong, I think they manipulated you.
In life, when you're too soft, you won't make it.
-I know what you're trying to say. -I'm soft. I've made it this far.
-You're not soft. That's what you think. -I'm not soft?
You're not soft at all.
[narrator] Actually, the softer ones make for a lovely banana bread.
-[Milli] I love you, but you're not. -I'm not?
You like to be soft.
Do you think I'm soft?
-Think I'm soft? -[Patrice] Huh? No, you got fire.
I think the softest is Mya.
My thought on birthday, uh…
I'm someone, to be honest… This is me, personal, like,
I don't celebrate my birthday.
For me, it's another day,
and I just feel like, you don't have to celebrate the same day,
but everyone is different, and I respect their opinion.
Today is not your birthday. Today is game day.
Jason wants to vote out a girl next.
Yeah. [sighs]
And I think, strategically, that is the best thing to do.
I think it makes sense.
But is the girls gonna go with the girls? That's the problem.
'Cause we need a girl on side.
But they got, um, Cinna on side.
Well, I think the trifecta of Whitney, Mandi, Mya,
they're all gonna be voting the same every time.
I reckon they're all in cahoots with, "Who are we gonna get next?"
Them three, but I wanna know who they're gonna get.
Would you though?
You think they'll play me?
I don't know if they'd play you, but would you know?
Guys, I'm hearing people were chatting shit.
And I'm gonna sit down.
-[Cinna] Wait for me! -Give a chance to say shit to my face.
[Cinna] I was with you.
-I said shit to your face. Hey, sit. -I'm asking.
I was gonna say, Whitney.
-I was in there with you. -Come to the front, straight and narrow.
-Look that way. -I wanna hear what everyone's saying.
Nobody said nothing. I said everything.
You think I'm gonna miss this?
Did you ever think you were such an uncle?
-Literally. -I'm not a cool uncle.
-I'm realistic. -Duh. We are all shocked.
Yes. I'm a bastard.
-Maybe I pretend playing your game. No. -Duh.
No, let's talk serious.
Maybe I have this reaction because a birthday's not important for me.
Because actually celebrating your birthday…
I'm being honest. Celebrating your birthday is like
you actually celebrate something, you're close to death.
[narrator] A reminder that Patrice is available to hire for birthdays
or his favorite, funerals.
I agreed with Uncle P.
He was spitting knowledge,
and I feel like after all of this, we can go celebrate.
All that 30K that we win, all into you.
-Way bigger party. -Outside, you're not doing that for me.
-What? -What?
30K.
The 30K that you spent on the party here is probably like 100 bucks.
I'll drink with you.
Everyone was gonna do something tonight. It would've accumulated, surpassed 30K.
So I was like, if we've got…
If this is a lesser evil of a bigger problem later.
We don't need dinner, just eat cake.
[Cinna] Nah, you gotta stay away from me.
[narrator] Come on, guys, it's her birthday.
Whitney wants to dance with somebody.
[hip-hop music playing]
George, you just…
[loud chiming]
[George] Dinner's ready.
[Milli] Thanks, queen.
Can you please change it to "rice and beans" instead of "dinner"?
Dinner's ready.
When you say "dinner," you expect something, you know.
Just say, "Rice and beans is ready."
I think I should get a free meal upgrade, since technically, I need to keep it up.
-Oh, can we get a harmonica? -[PK] I think you should.
Can you play it?
No, I gotta ask people if we can get a harmonica.
Come on, let's go, man.
Can I please confirm an upgrade?
Guys, they've got a harmonica on the list. Can I get it?
-[Farah] Yes! Yes! -No, you don't need. Farah.
-I'll get the harmonica. -There's a harmonica on the list.
-Don't need a harmonica. -[Farah] I wanna see the harmonica.
-[Cinna] Can you play harmonica? -[Farah] Gonna get it?
-I'm getting myself a bloody harmonica. -Yes! I'm so excited.
[whoops]
Hello. Could I please confirm an harmonica?
-Yes! -Please. And thank you.
♪ Sleeping mouse can… ♪
Then we could be a duet.
-Yeah. -You play. I sing.
Wait, what's a harmonica?
-♪ Rolling down Old Town Road ♪ -What?
-My God! -[Farah] Whose is that?
-Mine. -Can I… Can I see what it looks like?
-Pepperoni? -♪ Rolling down… ♪
-Is that the upgrade? -That's Domino's. Is it?
Nah. That's not Domino's.
[George laughs] Open up, give me my--
Thank you!
-[plays notes] -[laughs]
Can I have a go? How the fuck does this shit work?
[playing scale]
[narrator] Others may be blowing the prize fund,
but George is gonna be blowing sweet, sweet melodies now.
[hip-hop music playing]
Do you love just pissing off the fans?
Ah. Liverpool fan.
When I was going for the ball for the throw in…
"Evra, shit!"
[bleeping]
[laughing]
And I was just kissing the badge and two-nil.
-No, this I love. Yeah, I love. -Yeah.
I love when I go to a place, and they hate us.
This gives me extra motivation.
Some players, they were scared. They wouldn't like.
Me, I love. I take the piss to the fans.
[laughing]
Like, when I was in Italy. I was 17.
I was the only Black player in all of Sicily.
-Is it? -Yeah, yeah.
When I land the first time, there was a guy with his son.
And they look at me.
Then they come close. They say, "We want a photo, a picture."
Why do they want a picture with me?
So they took a picture. I was like, "Okay, now I'm already famous."
Unbelievable. And he was with his son.
And his son, he start touching me. He touched me.
He looked and think I was dirty.
[laughing]
I laugh about it, because this is not racist.
He was ignorant.
So when I was playing against the derby Palermo,
they were throwing bananas on me, making monkey noises.
But I was playing even better.
Like, in social media,
I don't know why, but I have no hater
until I had the debate Ronaldo and Messi.
That's when you see Argentina, uh, big Messi fan.
They will post a banana, but I never delete.
I will say, "I love banana."
And then straight away my fan, they fucking go at them or whatever.
Or if they put the monkey emoji.
I'm like, "Don't put the monkey. Put the gorilla."
This is fucking dumb shit. I play around that.
Really… really, it doesn't affect me.
[Jason] It's been a long day, handcuffed and shit.
I can't believe we actually did this shit.
Yeah, we peed.
We crossed, like, the pee streams. We crossed that shit.
It was a good… I was holding my shit in for, like…
-I haven't shitted all day. -…two, three hours.
[narrator] DDG and Jason might not have done a poo today,
but Whitney has certainly dropped a hot load on this party.
[screaming]
Oh my fucking God!
-Oh my fucking… yes! -Oh my God!
[narrator] All right, George, light the birthday candles.
[Farah] I wanna try this.
[excited chatter]
[DDG] We got candles!
[narrator] Whenever you're ready.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
Happy birthday, dear Whitney
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
-Blow the cake! What's your wish? -Make a wish!
-♪ How old are you now? ♪ -I wish to win!
♪ How old are you now? ♪
-27. -No, no, no, your real age!
[narrator] Now all this party needs is some royalty-free music. Hit it!
["Top Speed" by Nbhd Nick playing]
♪ Hop in my car and it giddy up Giddy up ♪
♪ Secure the bag, yeah, I get the bucks Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up ♪
Walking into the living room, seeing the colors,
my name, the pink,
the balloons, the 27.
Boy, did you save me.
[laughs]
[narrator] And it only cost 30K.
It's the little things.
You guys are all special people,
and thank you so much for making this experience special for me.
[Cinna] Aw!
Yeah, anyone else got a speech for me?
[narrator] Oh God, not you.
This is an amazing moment for you. I'm not a big fan of birthdays,
but I feel with your birthday now, I will appreciate.
I will appreciate more your birthday. No, Whitney, thank you. Sorry. Thank you.
-Yeah, babe. -Hey, hey, there's something in there.
-Small pieces? -[George] KSI's in there.
[laughing]
-[George] That is a fat-ass… -[Jason] Yeah!
There's nothing in it!
-It's a joke! -It's a Victoria sponge.
-There's nothing in it. -[George] Oh, is this PK's?
-That's a fat-ass cake. -[Whitney] There's nothing in it. Safe.
-Who wanna rap battle me? -Who wants to battle you?
PK can only rap battle you. PK, you can't sing for the rap battle.
-Yeah, you can't… -[PK] If he raps, I'll dance.
[narrator] It's now time for a rap battle between double-platinum rapper DDG
and a non-professional footballer named Percy.
[raps] ♪ You're cuffed to a man 'Cause I know you're kind of kinky ♪
[women] Ooh.
♪ You could've been cuffed to a girl ♪
♪ But you didn't know how to get… winky ♪
[narrator] That bar was a little bit stinky.
[DDG grunting]
♪ I'm making this shirt crumble ♪
All right.
-♪ PK's a lie ♪ -Okay.
♪ He ain't never been humble ♪
[all exclaiming]
♪ I'm a man ♪
♪ So when Mya car break down I get handy ♪
Ooh!
♪ Tell me what you told-- ♪
Hold on, okay? Quiet down.
♪ Tell me what you told me back there You said you're voting for Mandi ♪
[all exclaiming]
♪ You're tied to a man That's a whole shame ♪
♪ The only double-Ds you're getting ♪
♪ Is by that guy called Jason ♪
[Milli snorts]
-What? -That was the bar?
[narrator] Needs to change his name to PK Mumble.
♪ Y'all need to quit cheering him up Because y'all hurting my feelings ♪
♪ You better watch Your motherfucking mouth ♪
♪ Before I do you how I did Dylan ♪
[all exclaim]
[narrator] We can all agree there's no coming back from that one.
♪ I come back with my eyes all red ♪
[narrator] For fuck's sake.
♪ Blood pumpin, feel it going crazy 'Cause I'm going crazy ♪
[Patrice grunts]
♪ Satan in my head And I'm feeling kind of demonic ♪
♪ I might rip the fake dreads out And get the hanging dreads out ♪
♪ And when I'm feeling meaner ♪
♪ I might go crazy And go to, go to red out ♪
-[Cinna] What the fuck? -[laughing]
Man, that was tough.
[DDG] ♪ You are not a rapper ♪
♪ I don't even know Why they would force you ♪
[Jason] Mmm.
[DDG] ♪ You was so goddamn happy About that marriage ♪
♪ Just for Mya to divorce you ♪
[all yelling, exclaiming]
It's over! It's over! It's over!
Okay, the rap battle.
Of course, I don't even know who it was.
I feel like it was PK's idea.
Well, you know, PK thinks he can face the world.
So today the world was DD.
[hip-hop music playing]
[loud chiming]
[PK] "Whitney, come to the shop."
-"Your present is ready for collection." -Oh my God. You got a present!
Birkin, if they heard me.
To the shop, guys.
What is it?
Oh…
Your destiny is your destiny.
A year ago, you didn't know you was gonna be here.
PK, shut up. DD told me about what you said in the rap.
-[PK] It was a joke, bro. -[Mandi] It wasn't a joke.
-I'm scared what this is. -Shall I put it here?
-Oh my God. -For you, I hope it's a Birkin.
-Why does everything good feel bad? -Oh my God!
We should get on the couch.
Okay, it says, "Happy birthday from the Sidemen."
"The highest spender…
is PK Humble."
I fucking knew it!
And you wanted to eliminate me yesterday 'cause you said I was the biggest spender.
"And the lowest spender is Uncle P."
-[Mandi] Aw. -But we know.
He's bought one thing.
-I bought a cola and a coffee. -It's the Inside card.
-No. -[Milli] Fuck.
Oh no!
-[Milli] My God. -[Jason] Read it out loud.
[Milli gasps] Oh my God, it's long.
Read it. Read it. Read it.
"The highest and lowest spender must make their way to room 19
and agree on someone to eliminate. They have 20 minutes."
-So it's you two? -Ugh.
No, no, no.
You better feel guilty for what you said about me.
You were gonna eliminate me for spending.
[groaning]
This is horrible!
[Jason] Hey, PK, we boys.
-PK, we boys. -Of course we're boys.
-We're boys. We're boys. -We're boys.
You say, "We're boys" to the person who's going behind backs spending shit?
[Patrice] This is tough, man.
-I love this game. [laughing] -You're a bastard, PK.
-[sighing] -Well, the party's over.
-[excited chatter] -[harmonica blowing]
-[Jason] Oh no! -What, George so now you got skills?
[laughing]
-Who's coming in your mind? Explain why. -Who's coming in my mind?
If we go for fairness, a guy's gone out already, innit?
So we've got to make it fair,
because girls always gonna stick together, just to balance it out.
PK spends all this money.
-I wouldn't eliminate PK. -He can't go home.
-Because he brings the vibes for me. -It'll be fucking shit.
You're… Don't know.
I would never eliminate PK because I enjoy him here.
I can't vote against Cinna.
[PK] She's out of it. She's always been out of it.
[Patrice] Whitney, it's her birthday. We can't do this on her birthday.
-I think God won't forgive us. -Yeah.
We got Farah. We got Milli and Mya.
-You know? -Mya's not an option.
-Okay, I know. She's not an option. -She's not an option.
Today… Today on the bed,
it was me, Mandi and PK,
and he said to Mandi, "I was gonna vote for you yesterday."
-"I was gonna vote for you to go out." -Yeah, today.
[Whitney] "You spend too much."
-He said, "You have to go." -[Jason] You know what it is?
I was like, "You're saying that to my face? Thought we were mates."
-He was like, "But now we're cool." -He's like, "That was yesterday."
He wants to spend bare money.
Mandi, let me tell you something. Listen to me. You're getting manipulated.
It's between Farah and Milli.
We forgot Mandi.
-Ooh, shit. -We forgot Mandi.
Farah, Milli and Mandi.
Yeah, but now it will be a girl to choose.
They can also pick a man. We gonna play the girl versus man.
I don't like this.
Mya, Mya, Mya.
-You're getting manipulated too. -What?
-You're getting manipulated by PK. -[Mya] How?
I don't think she's cemented her place in the group.
-PK knows it's banter between me and him. -I fucking knew it!
I'm not talking about the buddy-buddy bullshit. I'm talking about…
-When you least expect it, you're gone. -What do you mean?
It's a game, isn't it? We're playing a game.
We're playing a game at the end of the day.
I'll be honest, and I'll say it was literally not personal.
He might vote you out.
'Cause he was gaslighting her, talking about you're the most…
-You spend the most money. -As in, he might manipulate me?
Yes.
You're laughing because it's nervous or because you're a bit tipsy?
I'm laughing 'cause I'm nervous. I'm thinking, "Damn. Why?"
Fuck that, man. Wow.
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
-Do you want me to start? -Hmm?
Do you want me to say the name?
-PK! -[Jason] He came in with a big-ass smile.
This is the best moment of his life.
I'm smiling, but I'm smiling out of nervousness.
Like, I can't lie to you, 'cause it's actually a tough, tough decision.
Obviously, this decision was
not off the basis of no one's personality
or how they deal with us or how they are.
We felt like it was just
making the game a level playing field.
It's one of the girls.
[suspenseful music playing]
[PK] So…
Yes, we can confirm that it is unfortunately…
["Himothy" playing]
♪ Walk up in this ***** like Yeah, I'm really him ♪
♪ Talkin' my **** like I'm really him, hol' up ♪
♪ Walk up in this ***** like Yeah, I'm really him ♪
♪ Talkin' my **** like I'm really him, hol' up ♪
♪ Don't believe me, come and see me Got three wishes from my genie ♪
♪ Now I'm on your local TV All on tour got ******* screamin' ♪
♪ Say she wanna come and see me When I'm in her local city ♪
♪ I'm like pause, though Please step aside so they can see me ♪
♪ Walk up in this ***** like Yeah, I'm really him ♪
♪ Talkin' my **** like I'm really him, oh God ♪
♪ Walk up in this **** like Yeah, I'm really him ♪