[narrator] Previously on Inside.
We had to go with Mandi.
[Mandi] What I want to say before I leave, don't trust PK. He's a snake.
I'd do him like that. I'd fucking do whoever I want.
Patrice, you've been chosen to be eliminated.
Okay, Mya, you've been eliminated.
[Tobi] They are now going to vote one by one
to save one of you.
The person that they have chosen to save is…
-I'm back again! -[girls screaming]
[Jason] Challenge at midnight is crazy.
What is this?
["Himothy" by Katori Walker playing]
♪ Walk up in this ***** like Yeah, I'm really him ♪
♪ Talkin' my **** like I'm really him, hol' up ♪
[song muffles]
[resumes] ♪ Yeah, I'm really him ♪
♪ Talkin' my **** like I'm really him, on God ♪
♪ Walk up in this ***** like Yeah, I'm really him ♪
Who's taking the first shift, y'all?
-[PK] Oh my days. -[Milli] I knew it!
[narrator] Shit, they found the production office.
Someone cover the GoPro in the toilet.
Walked to the Night Shift, I have no clue what's going on,
all I'm seeing is these green screens in front of me, and a desk.
It says, "Night Watch."
What am I watching? Nothing's going on. We're just in a house 24 hours.
I don't know what to expect, but I feel it'll be good.
[Simon] This is Night Watch.
The Insiders have been tasked with taking night shifts.
They need to make sure that a four-minute timer never reaches zero.
To reset the timer, they need to enter a four-digit code they've been given.
However, the code only works in the last 10 seconds of the countdown.
There will, however, be distractions or temptations throughout the night,
challenging the Insiders' patience and focus.
The Night Watch screens display whose shift it is
and how long they have to reset the timer.
If they fail to reset the timer and the clock hits zero,
a significant amount of money will be deducted from the prize pool.
It's time to play Night Watch.
I think we're gonna be okay.
We've got the first shift.
-Yeah, we're good. Yeah. -We seem to understand the rules.
I think we might be losing a lot of money tonight.
Yeah, definitely, for sure.
-[clears throat] -[groans]
[blows]
Go crazy.
[gentle music playing]
-Huh. -Enter.
[chimes]
-Wow, it's gonna be a long night. -[laughs]
I thought it was four minutes, then changed shift. I'm stupid.
We should have fun.
-Like normally how sleepovers are. -Do what we normally do.
We're having a big sleepover, guys.
[Jason] How about this?
Do you fancy anyone
in that… in that room?
No, man.
-Yeah. -Can't say I do.
Me neither. Me neither.
Just blokes being blokes, chatting about girls.
Y'all don't wanna fuck with no energy drinks?
-[woman] Ice water. -I'm getting a Red Bull.
-You don't need-- -How much? Are they crazy expensive?
-Wait a bit before you get one. -You genuinely don't need…
The reason you think you need one is because you were told to wait, stay awake.
What temptation would you take?
What if it said, "George, sign the contract"?
They wouldn't risk that.
[laughs]
Uh, I think a sleeping pill.
[chuckles]
-Immunity. That's the only one. Yeah. -Immunity.
Oh…
Or a signed photo of KSI's forehead.
How about at the start of the next four minutes,
-you name… -Hmm.
100 women.
[laughs]
Your top 100 women…
-Yes. -And then…
-See if we get it in four minutes. -At the start of my four minutes,
I then name my top 100 women.
[narrator] God, the viewers won't be needing a sleeping pill.
Let's gym, then, bruv.
Gym? And make yourself tired?
That don't make you tired, do it?
Okay, uh, Biff from the Biff and Chip books.
Um, I'm gonna go for Hermione Granger.
-[Jason] That's a good one. -After Philosopher's Stone.
Next on shift is Whitney and Mya. We have to go get them.
-[narrator] Thank goodness. -That is… Oh fuck.
[Jason yelling] Whitney and Mya!
-Mya! -[George] Mya! Mya! Mya!!
-Who? -Whitney and Mya, you're up!
[Whitney] Oh my God. What's the code?
-[Farah] 7583. -[Whitney] 7583.
Oh!
-Damn, bitch. -We guessed it.
We didn't have temptation. We were just talking about women.
[laughs]
-Like, hot… -What?
We were doing, like, name 100 women in four minutes.
Name 100 women?
-I'm checking out this. -Look at PK.
-[Mya] He's lost without us. -No way.
Let's see who's chatting shit about us.
Right.
Yeah, not only do they have to remember what they're doing,
which, granted, isn't a massive ask,
-if they have… -[laughing]
If… If the obstacle's, like, fucked…
I think they'll be nasty and give them a…
I know. What if it's, like, bugs?
-Now, 7583. -Okay, fine.
[chimes]
PK, sit up. You're gonna be… Gonna make you tired.
-I'm cool, I'm fast. -You sure?
-I can run. -Okay.
We can go together.
Whee.
[both laughing]
She said, "Whee!"
That's Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
[laughing]
One, two, three.
[both squealing, laughing]
-Wait, PK! We need to go tell him! -Oh shit! Oh my God!
-Mya! -[Mya laughing]
-PK! -PK!
I can hear them.
[exciting music playing]
-[music stops] -[PK sighs]
What did y'all talk about?
-Life. -Yeah.
Fresh trim?
What's that mean, fresh trim?
Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
Oh my God!
"This is a temptation. You can choose whether or not to take it."
"We know how much you wanted a haircut. Well, now this is your chance."
"Please enjoy your fresh trim for us."
[narrator] Maybe the barber can trim the length of this challenge.
I'm gonna lose trust if I get this trim.
I've been doing some sheisty things in there.
What you been doing in there?
Bruv, I've turned into a different person.
That t-shirt's tight!
[both chuckling]
-Did you know you was gonna be on camera? -This is your mom's…
-Bonnet. -Bonnet, yeah.
I could tell, mate.
Nah, bro. It's risky business.
I probably won't see you till I've won the final.
Good to see you though.
Come over, brother.
Temptation of a fresh trim.
It's all about playing the game.
And I'm alone. Farah and Whitney.
Oh shit!
Farah! Whitney!
-Farah! Whitney! -Whitney, Farah.
Farah! Whitney!
[Farah] Is it this way?
I got… I got a temptation, you know.
-[Mya] What? -They brought my barber in.
-Your barber? -My barber was here.
No way.
-Where are… Yes! -Here, bitch.
What is it?
Wait, wait for it.
-Ugh. We've got time. -Need the code.
-Seven-five-eight-three. -Yeah.
-You done it? -He didn't get one.
-Know why I didn't do it though? -I thought temptation was nothing.
They said it doesn't mean you don't get paid…
-It doesn't-- -It 100% means something.
It doesn't take no money away but I was like, if I get a trim,
because I'm me, I don't tell no lies but I tell jokes,
it would be reasonable doubt.
We got this.
-Ow, bitch. -Oh sorry.
[laughing]
No, the knuckles spot. Ow!
You have nails.
'Cause these nails, I’ll be slipping up and doing random things,
so it's never gonna be me. Mess up.
Okay, you ready?
-Milli Jo-- -Shit!
Milli! Milli!
-Milli and Cinna! -Milli and Cinna!
-Milli, Cinna! -Milli, Cinna!
You have, like, 20 seconds!
-Ten seconds! -Ten seconds!
Milli, Cinna, run!
[exciting music playing]
I reproach it, bro!
Oh my fucking God!
[alarm blaring]
There's no way.
We were just… It changed.
[alarm stops]
Do we just start over?
Oh my God, my heart's racing.
Do you think this is funny?
This is abuse.
[narrator] The overnight challenge, Night Watch, is still in progress,
and George's chat has started to take its toll on Jason.
Hey, you lot, hey, hey.
-Shall we pretend it's Jason? -Yeah.
-[Farah] One, two, three, Jason! -[Whitney] Jason! It's your turn!
[all laughing]
[PK laughing]
[Mya] He got up fast though.
He's quick. He's dedicated.
Ugh. I'm so tired.
I honestly just want to go to bed.
Like, I can't be assed.
[narrator] Me too, Whitney.
[Milli] Oh.
[Cinna] Okay, one of them is in the shop right now.
I would like to order chips and dip.
[cash register dings]
Confirmed.
Since Uncle P's left, they just been going on a spending spree.
[Milli] My God, look what they bought. They bought food!
[Farah] Oh mate, you're joking.
Look at them with the dips.
[PK] Let's indulge.
In my culture, we all eat on our knees.
[narrator] Your poor niece!
-Do we do the code, or if it changes-- -No, it changes right now.
-Jason! Jason! -[Milli] Here we go. Jason!
-Jason! Jason! -Jason!
[narrator] Come on, Jason. You've had your chip,
now it's time to dip.
[chuckling] Thanks for watching, guys.
Oh. Made it in time.
[sighs]
I was enj… I was enjoying chips.
[chimes]
[narrator] "Paper waste of time."
A phrase I always use after making a number two.
Oh shit.
[narrator] Exactly, Jason.
[Jason] Paper waste of time.
Paper waste…
"Do not leave until you complete this obstacle."
"Time to begin a game of Paper Toss."
"You have one piece of paper you turn into a ball and land into the bin."
"Stand behind the marker and shoot."
"You must complete the obstacle before the door gets unlocked and you are able…"
[paper crumpling]
It's easy. I play basketball. This is easy.
Jason ass gonna go to sleep.
-They're gonna keep doing it to him. -Jason is cooked right now, bro.
Fuck!
-Oh my God. -[alarm blaring]
[narrator] Hey, nice shot, Tragic Johnson.
[groaning]
-He fell asleep? -Let's go see what happened.
[Mya] He fell asleep
Oh my God! I overshot it!
-[PK] Jason! -What did you do?
-[DDG] What happened, man? -I missed a paper ball shot, y'all.
I don't know what that means.
[Cinna] Kick him out of the charity match. Deadass.
-Kick him out. -No, it was basketball.
You did say your jump shot is filthy.
You gotta stop talking cold if you can't--
-Yeah. -Damn!
[Cinna] Yeah, sure. Sure.
[Whitney] Take care.
[PK] Make sure you stay up.
[Whitney] He said he used to play basketball.
Fuck. Oh God.
[groans, squeals]
Do not let me shoot again.
Actually, I want y'all to let me shoot again. I'll make it this time.
Ooh. Ooh. I'll make it this time!
Please, please, let me shoot it again.
I will make it this time.
[sighing] Okay.
[tense music playing]
Oh shit. Whitney Jo.
[narrator] I'll say it. This guy is useless.
[Jason] Whitney and Milli Jo!
Whitney, Whitney, Milli, Whitney, Milli!
Whitney and Milli!
[music continues]
[Whitney] Oh no.
[music stops]
-[chimes] -Oh God.
-Holy shit. -Why the fuck do you guys keep calling me?
That was a runner, like a track star.
The longest I've been single is like a year, max.
-Really? -You're a relationship guy.
Yeah.
I feel being in a relationship slows you down.
Nah, it do, for sure. She cheated on me.
What?
On a break.
-On a break. -Babe…
How long was the break?
Like a month, two months.
That's cheating, I'm not--
But it was just the dude it was with that fucked me up.
That hurt you more.
I never got over it. We got back together,
and then I started cheating on her.
-I couldn't get over it. I'm like… -[Mya] You lost respect.
I listened to this nigga's music.
[laughs] But I couldn't get over it.
-Ha! -[DDG] After that,
I heard her listening to this girl's song.
So I started messing with the girl whose song she was listening to.
-You said, "Let me do you back a favor." -Nah, you're evil.
[tense music playing]
Crazy. [gasps]
Mya!
Mya, DDG!
-Mya! -Mya and who?
-Mya! -Just go. Just go, Mya.
-Mya! -Mya and DDG.
-DDG! -[Farah] DDG! DDG! DDG!
-We'll-- -We got it, got it.
-[DDG] We got it, got it, got it. -What a life.
Look at Farah, in the corridor.
Security fell asleep on the job.
Seven-five-eight-three.
[chimes]
Good.
You got, like, a second life.
-No, literally. -So you…
-You literally can't… -That's so embarrassing.
-If you go home, it's like, all right. -What's the point?
-What's the point in bringing you back? -No one'll be sad to say bye.
-"See you Sunday." -Then they've gotta win at this point.
-I know who it's gonna be. -Who?
Milli.
-You're gonna send Milli home? -You do too!
[DDG] You're gonna send Milli home? What?
No. But as a group collective.
-Y'all already talked about it? -PK said it. Yeah.
-That's crazy. -PK said George.
-I love George. -[DDG] I'm scared of George.
-He got a straight face… -A poker face.
…every single time he talk.
Who would you vote?
George.
'Cause I was gonna pick George when we did the challenge today,
but I just knew he was too smart.
I gotta beat George in a different game.
[chimes]
[DDG] Phew. "All you can eat"?
Oh my God, come on, let's go.
[groaning]
They seen what you said.
"This is a temptation. You can choose whether or not to take it."
"Yes, this buffet is all for you,
so fill up one plate each and enjoy."
I wanna start eating.
-It's not Nobu, but it's close enough. -Right.
-Best you can do in this cost of living. -Yeah.
[woman on speaker] Insiders.
The door is now locked.
In order for it to open,
you must finish everything on your plate.
-[DDG] What the fuck? -Ah!
[mumbling]
Are you fucking serious?
[mumbling]
[laughing]
Come on, Mya!
-[mumbling] -Come on!
[laughing]
[narrator] My word, if their cheeks get any fuller,
they might get mistaken for George's joggers.
[both laughing]
It's over.
It's over. I can't eat… I can't.
[narrator] Poor DDG. He's gone from spitting bars to spitting up sausages.
[DDG] Oh my God.
[Mya] I was gonna say, your eyes are too big for your belly.
-[alarm blaring] -They're gonna be on our ass!
-My God! -I'll help you.
What happened with me and Mya
definitely threw me for a loop,
because I didn't know that they were gonna lock the door on us.
We started eating it,
then they locked the door and they say you gotta finish everything.
-All your plate. -Why would you even take it at all?
Feel like I got a lot of backlash from the house,
but they don't understand how… how at a disadvantage we were.
[Jason] We're going broke, y'all.
[DDG] No, please! Hey, please don't sent me home over that.
-[laughing] -[DDG] Please.
No, we won't, don't worry about it.
-So, guys, I'm thinking DDG-- -[Farah] I'm thinking we eliminate DDG.
Oh my God. Are we going home?
[laughing]
And I already got voted out once.
[both laughing]
[PK] Come out of bed,
I'll stretch,
then I'll meditate.
I won't move. I can't move for five minutes.
So you cross your legs, you don't move for five minutes,
and whatever comes to your brain, comes to your brain.
Would you ever go on Love Island?
Mmm, no. Hell no. What?
I ain't gonna lie, I'd be maybe looking goofy on there.
-Yeah, it's true-- -[DDG] Oh Jason!
-Come on! -Ah!
[DDG] Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason!
-He's sleeping! -[DDG] Jason! Jason! Jason!
You got 30 seconds, you're good. Go.
[PK] He's running so slow.
You fuckers.
[panting]
Oh my God.
Woke me up out of my nap.
[chimes]
Hey, Cinna.
I ain't gonna lie, Jason our mans,
but if this alarm go off one more time,
-we have to talk about it. -[laughing]
[chimes]
[Jason chuckles]
[narrator] Not this again.
They really should have called it Waste Basketball.
You motherfuckers!
You motherfuckers.
[sighs]
"Well, that was very embarrassing, Jason."
"You have three more attempts to make the shot."
"If you cannot hit any, the longer turn you'll have to play."
"Why didn't you bring your glasses?"
I don't need my fucking glasses. Watch this.
First try.
[narrator] Yeah, it's not, though, is it?
Oh.
No!
[suspenseful music playing]
Three pointer. For game!
I'm doing this thing!
Who?
[narrator] I've got no idea.
I aced it! Come on!
-Who? -Mya, keep going. Just go.
No, he didn't. He's just screaming.
Let's go!
I needed that!
I needed that. Fuck y'all!
The first attempt, I missed.
But the second chance I had on Night Watch,
I made it. Last shot, I made it.
I'm a clutch player but I'm a volume shooter.
[narrator] Wish we could turn your volume down.
Oh shit.
[tense music playing]
[Jason] PK!
-PK! PK! -PK! PK!
[Jason] PK! PK!
[narrator] Wow, there is quite the engine under that bonnet.
[music stops]
Seven five…
-[Jason laughing] -[all] Yay!
You did it?
-Yeah! -Good shit. Good shit.
He did it again?
[hip hop music playing]
Damn, everyone's sleeping.
Yo, look at Jason, Jason's cooked.
He's in the frying pan.
Could we get a little zoom on Farah, yeah? Yeah, thank you.
She doesn't even know she might be going home tomorrow.
[chuckling]
[chiming]
"This choice is yours"?
What do we have here?
"This is a temptation."
"In front of you is a yellow and red pill."
"One of them represents 10K for you personally,
the other represents a 50K loss from the prize pot."
"Confirm by eating one of the pills, or return to the control room."
But I don't know which one's which.
There doesn't seem to be a card here,
so I could pick the yellow, and you could tell me it was the red.
And I could pick the red, and you could tell me it was the yellow.
I'll take a seat. See ya.
We've all gone proper snooze now.
The vibe's gone… to the floor.
[loud chiming]
Have we completed Night Watch?
-What? -I swear to God, if…
[woman] The challenge is over.
-I told you. -[woman] Congratulations.
-Thank God. -[Mya] Where's PK then?
[PK] Watch me lie through my teeth.
Are you okay?
-Bro… -What did you do?
They offered me 35K.
[narrator] You what?
It was a probability thing. It was a red pill and a green pill,
but it was like, if I take the money,
we lose, like 100, 150.
[narrator] One-fifty?
But the 35K's guaranteed for you?
Guaranteed for me.
-Oh, that's a good sacrifice. -Aw.
In the house, PK's a bit of a trickster,
sort of swooping in behind everyone's backs buying things,
so I don't think if you told me what's happening inside there
I would have been like, "I've got full faith."
But it was a pleasant surprise that he didn't take the temptation.
I think it shows that behind those gold teeth,
there's a heart.
[narrator] They're his tonsils, you idiot.
Guys, we made it.
We made it so many days.
Oh my God! I didn't feel like the lights would ever go off.
[hip hop music playing]
[narrator] A new day Inside begins,
roughly 25 minutes after the last one ended.
And the Insiders are full of vitality and energy for the day ahead.
[PK] Bro, I dreamed about that 30K.
[narrator] I see you've already spent five of it in your imagination.
To be honest, I'm feeling great this morning because
my plan worked. No one second-guessed me.
Obviously, yesterday I got tempted with 10K,
but obviously due to inflation and 500% AMPR loan,
I've told everyone it was actually 30 and 35K.
Jesus Christ, I got a standing ovation. I felt like Susan Boyle.
[narrator] And you did dream a dream.
I wonder if PK actually did get the actual pill
and he got the 35K.
Yeah, imagine he lied.
Damn.
-[DDG] You never know… -If you think about it…
-It's possible. -I had minus 30K.
And we don't know how much the Night Watch shit goes down.
So it's like, he low-key could've did it, and we wouldn't know.
And he woke up talking about it,
so maybe he's trying to make it seem like he didn't do it.
-But in reality he did. -So hard to tell, he's a good liar.
[narrator] PK saying he didn't take the money is the first time
he's told the truth this series.
[loud chiming]
-[Farah] Lunch. -[Jason] I need this.
Hello.
Oh, yay.
Same thing as every day.
Oh my God. [laughs]
Farah's stress ball?
There's lube on there.
-Look at crisps. Crisps are £400. -Oh!
Lube for 200.
I'm down for some lube.
-Lube? -Whitney.
-Lube? -[Jason] Freaky shit right there.
Can I confirm an order, please?
Can I have an ice tea, only if it's sweet!
[narrator] This angle must've been what it looked like
when Peter Crouch worked at Starbucks.
-You all going in? -Oh my God!
So, Sidemen. Sidemen!
[laughing]
You think this is a motherfucking joke…
-I'll dash it on the floor, you know. -[DDG] No, we can do a kettle.
[Milli] No, let's get the hair dryer.
-Use the kettle. -[Cinna] No, the kettle.
You're gonna see how creative I am with this, yeah?
I don't need to melt the whole thing.
Maybe you should've been smarter and put it in the middle.
But guess what? The lid is on the edge. Ha-ha.
[narrator] If that’s how she reacts to puns,
then I'm in big trouble.
I would like to confirm one portion of lube, please.
[narrator] The lube is so he can grease the doorways
and finally fit his bum through.
-Want to fondle yourself, you sad prick. -You can't eat lube.
Just because you have a mullet
doesn't mean you have to act like a guy with a mullet.
What's that even mean?
[narrator] Why don't you mullet over? [chuckles]
Yeah, I'm good.
Hey!
-Hey! -Oh, it's tingling lube.
-Wow. -Wow.
-I just wanna feel something. -Say to Darryl, "We found the lube."
Oh, "Tingling lube, cheeky and fun."
[narrator] You're cheeky enough, George.
[hip hop playing]
We're just lubing everything up now.
Cinna, look at the lube.
-Look at the lube. -Ew.
[narrator] Lubing up the ping-pong table.
Maybe he wants four players.
That was worth the money. Actually worth it.
Nice try.
[narrator] At least things are getting steamy in the shower.
-I'm just thawing my drink. -Sorry, madam.
-How's it going? -Not bad, you know.
[Cinna] Aw.
You got it out.
[loud chiming]
-[Farah] Good luck! -George, go to the temptation room.
-If it's another contract, I swear down… -It's not gonna be.
-I'll hold strong. -Good luck.
-Good luck, George. -[George] I'll hold strong, guys.
-Hold it down. -[Jason] I'll be napping.
What do you think? What could tempt George?
[Milli] What could tempt George?
[Whitney] I think George is strong.
-That's what I love and hate about him. -[Milli] What could tempt him?
Cinna said that about Jason. Uh-huh.
[suspenseful music playing]
What in the world is this?
Fuck.
"George, your temptation today is simple."
"In front of you is a box containing an immunity token."
"If you choose to accept this token,
you'll be granted immunity in the next round of eliminations
and will be safe from going home."
"This token can only be used in the next round of eliminations."
"If you choose to accept, £30,000 will be deducted from the prize fund."
"To accept, please take the immunity token from the case."
[sucking air through teeth]
Not happening.
[Vik] George, they brought me in for this.
Fuck.
[Vik] Look, you haven't spent much and they don't need to know.
You raise a fantastic point, Vikkstar.
Don't want to lie, though.
[narrator] George, I wouldn't listen to Vikkstar if I were you.
His music's shit.
-I've known George for two years. -What do you think it is?
Simon tried to match all his friends, I think.
They know George well.
-Yeah. -So they know that's not gonna make…
It'll have to be something for his career.
[Vik] George, there's a card
to the left of the screen on top of the camera.
You might want to read that one.
I might not want to as well.
That's a possibility, you ever thought of that?
"George is too smart. I'm scared of George."
"Say we keep in blank and get rid of George."
"From Insider."
The likelihood of him winning the whole thing is slim…
-Yeah. -But he's…
What if it's like, "You have immunity but you have to take one person out"?
-I don't think that he's taking it. -I don't think he will.
Thank you very much. It's an absolutely…
lovely offer from you, but I'm gonna decline it.
If I'm meant to be in here, I'll be in here.
If my housemates want me out, so be it.
I hope they have a good time. Thank you very much.
[Vik] George, you have to stay for 20 more minutes.
[George sighing]
[playing harmonica]
[narrator] Sweet nips, he's dramatic.
You could have immunity, but you lose 30K.
Oh yeah.
Oh no, and George said out loud he thinks he's gonna be next.
Would I prefer to win the show knowing that I'm lying to people
that I've grown to like spending time with?
[narrator] Well, that's a lie.
Or would I rather leave knowing
that I've been truthful and just had a good time?
[groans, sighs]
He said he would've done the same shit as me.
Same. But if so, that means we've lost so much money.
[narrator] So after 30 minutes of angst, George takes the immunity.
If the lube doesn't get his penis tingling, that definitely will.
Oh shit! Wake up, y'all. Wake up.
-[George] It was fucking horrible, man. -What was it?
I went in, and there was this plinth with a box on it, card on top.
Read the card, says, "If you take this, it will cost your team 30K,
but you have immunity for the next voting."
-[Jason] I knew it! -No way.
[narrator] At least he's honest.
I obviously deliberated for a while,
and I said, "No, look, if my team want me gone,
they want me gone."
[Jason] Immunity for the next challenge only, right?
-George. -So I put it down, tried to mic-drop out.
[narrator] You men are all the same.
George is walking back into the room and telling us that
he was offered immunity.
But if I'm honest, George, my husband…
I know he's not gonna give in to temptation,
so I'm not surprised that he didn't.
We love you, George.
For the next challenge?
[George] Next elimination.
-We literally said that. -You're in the clear, there's no way.
George has walked in after the temptation room,
told us that he didn't pay for the immunity.
I know my guy, Mullet Daddy! I knew it! I knew.
Me and him are like this.
I knew he would never fall for a temptation in this place,
and I'm so proud of him!
[narrator] You might want to divorce Daddy Mullet.
Actually, I haven't told you this bit. They said, uh,
"If you take it, it costs the team 30K,
and you get immunity from the next eliminations,"
and then it was Vikkstar said,
"On top of the camera in the corner, there might be a card you'd be interested in."
Took that, and it had a quote from Insider,
saying, "George is too smart, um,
we need to get rid of him and save blank."
-[Jason] Yo. -[Mya] And save who?
Who would the blank be?
-Well, it obviously wasn't me. -Who would say…
That means someone's up for elimination if you're gonna save someone.
-[Milli] Me. -Yeah.
I was going to leave having not taken it.
I know I've not spent a lot of money,
and I know other people have spent a lot of money.
So I was like, if it's the money that I've saved
to buy it, that somewhat makes it okay.
It doesn't make it okay, really.
Um, the lying is the worst part about it.
[narrator] I think the backwards cap is the worst part about it.
What if people find out?
They're gonna hate me.
[hip hop music playing]
[woman on speaker] Cinna, room 19.
-Me. -I feel like they're gonna invite someone…
Oh, I'm scared. I don't like being called.
Oh no.
"You have been selected for a secret challenge."
"You must tell everyone in the house separately
you have been put in the house as a traitor."
"If anyone spills your secret, you will lose 20K from the prize fund."
"You must not tell more than one person at once."
"We will be watching."
"Good luck."
Okay.
[sighing] I'm such a bad liar!
[screaming]
I'm a terrible liar!
[laughs]
-Hey, order right, it's good. -Okay, let's order.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-Can we order a muffin? -You sure?
-Blueberry muffin. -And a muffin as well?
-Yeah, we're all sharing it. -[DDG] You want your muffin for real?
The boys are getting it, we're getting it. Yeah.
I would like to confirm basketball hoop and balls.
[cash register dings]
[narrator] Nice. Can't wait to see Jason miss the basket 20 more times.
Can I get a blueberry muffin, please?
[Whitney] I don't know if I'll be able to have one though.
[George whispering] I took it.
You didn't. You're a liar.
-I did. -You serious?
I want to use the money to help buy my fam…
As I said, pay for my sister's wedding.
So they gave you money?
No, but if I'm in it, then I've got a chance of getting the money.
George has just told me he took the temptation
he's told everyone he hasn't taken.
Number one, I'm feeling privileged 'cause he's told me and no one else.
Okay, me and George, he knows what's up.
Number two, I obviously don't know my friends.
They'll find out if people vote for me, and I did think of this.
I'll find out if people vote for me…
But they won't 'cause you're the good guy.
Uh… [scoffs]
You're the good guy who didn't take the temptation to…
No, I know. I was gonna just come out and say that. But…
[narrator] I wouldn't feel that bad, George.
The others just spent over 20K on basketballs and a snack.
-I'm glad you told me. I feel honored. -Really?
-Feel like we're bros now, actually bros. -Same here.
[narrator] Meanwhile, Cinna is attempting to begin her secret mission
telling each Insider that she is working for the Sidemen.
Let's see how she does.
I feel, like, mentally exhausted.
I feel like tonight, they'll try and keep us up all night again.
I don't think they will.
I hope not.
Yeah, I'd be surprised if they did. I wouldn't worry about it.
Yeah. Yeah.
[mouthing] What the fuck! This is so hard.
[Farah] You feeling all right?
-You said what? -Are you feeling okay?
Yeah, I'm just feeling like… [sighs] My frigging eyes…
It's these stupid lights.
-It's so bright. I know. -They're giving me a headache.
[narrator] Cinna the spy has had a slow start.
Talking about sleep is the nearest she’s got to being undercover.
Gonna be the longest game of seven.
That was crazy.
[PK] You playing, Cinna? Gonna play?
[Cinna] Just watching you guys shoot. There's nothing to do.
You can join.
[Cinna] Dude, I hate to say it,
but the rice and beans is actually getting easier to eat.
-Yeah. -Isn't it?
It is.
You all right?
[sighs] Yeah, I'm just…
My migraine's been bothering me all day.
[George grunts]
I've got something to let you know, Cinna.
You're actually a traitor?
I took the token.
-You did? -Mm-hmm.
Like actually?
Do you feel bad about it?
I've only told you and Milli,
And that's the only people I plan on telling, 'cause I know we boys, but…
-I'll trade secrets with you, then. -Okay.
I actually am an Insider for the Sidemen. I'm not joking.
When we do an elimination later tonight,
remember the code 372.
-Three-seven-two? -That's not a joke.
It'll be useful. But you can't tell anyone.
-Three-seven-two. Got it. -You're not gonna tell anyone, are you?
No one.
[hip hop playing]
[PK] Bank loan…
-Yeah, true. Yeah. -I'm so hungry.
[Cinna] Okay, look at this.
Wait.
-I need to tell you something. -What?
And I need you to take it seriously.
-I need you to promise me. -Oh my God, what?
-Okay? Relax. -Okay.
There will be an elimination tonight.
How do you know? You been told?
Remember these numbers, okay?
Three-seven-two.
I am actually working for the Sidemen as a traitor.
-You're chatting shit. -No.
Listen, I need you to take it seriously.
You can get out of the elimination tonight but you can't tell anyone I told you that.
-Bitch! You've got the power. -Yes.
Look at me.
-I won't tell a soul. -I don't care… Not even George.
-I know me, you and George are close. -Yeah.
-On your life, you can't tell George. -I won't tell him.
-[Cinna whispering] Jason. I… -[Jason] What?
[Cinna] Okay, I need you to remember this code.
Three-seven-two.
-[Jason] Three-seven-two? -Yes.
-[Jason] Why? -Because of the elimination tonight.
Simon asked me to be a traitor.
[narrator] Forget the mission a second, what's Jason doing in the women's toilets?
[Cinna] All right, game plan, here's what I'm gonna do.
I tell the three most gossipy people the last.
Mya, Whitney, PK.
Hopefully get Mya, Whitney, and PK to shut up just long enough
so they won't tell each other so I can get through the challenge
and save us 20K. Ugh. Please.
[narrator] Down in the processing room,
Vik is back with series 1 finalist Specs Gonzalez.
Hide your sweets. And the lube.
I'll sleep here right now.
-What number do we think it's down to? -300K, I say.
Yeah.
If it's 100, we spunk it all today.
[chuckles]
-Vibes. -Good deal.
[Specs] Right.
I would like to confirm order.
Can I have sweets, please?
[laughing]
It's Uncle Specs Gonzalez. I would like to order sweets.
[laughing]
"Remote control car"?
Can I get a bag of sweets and a remote control car?
-Wavy. That's wavy. We gotta lick his ass. -[laughing]
They asked us who we think should win this.
-[laughing] -Ah!
-Come on, baby, let's do this. -What are you…
[laughing]
-You want some? You sure? -Um…
No, I'm good, that's all you, man. Two!
[Vik] Bro got a double. Double deal.
Shall I leave one behind? Just take one?
Yeah, just take one. Let's not be greedy.
That's true, man.
All right. Are you ready to go meet the new contestants?
All right.
-[Specs] Let's go. I'll follow you. -Let's go.
Only three people have gone and this changes everything.
-Literally. -It's mad.
Hello, Insiders.
[all] Hello.
[all exclaiming]
Oh my God, that's so him! I'm excited.
Look at him with his sweets.
[exclaiming]
Oh my God!
Guys, this is Specs,
Inside Season 1 finalist.
[cheering]
[Vik] This man has played the game before.
-Played the game, know what I mean? -He can teach you a thing or two.
[Specs] The first thing, always check your mirrors.
Always. Especially if you're talking behind each other's backs.
Check your mirrors, yeah?
Secondly, there’s a saying from Angry Ginge. He said,
"Money lasts a lifetime, but memories live forever."
-Yeah. -[Specs] Remember that.
So spend your peas, man.
[narrator] This is like the worst TED talk ever.
We got some fun for you. We're gonna be doing a talent show tonight.
Woo!
But you know what? Before we do that,
we got a little gift for you guys.
Oh…
Free drinks for everyone, on us, in the shop downstairs.
Go and get a drink.
[narrator] So Vik's idea of fun is a talent show.
We've gone from Night Watch to tough to watch.
Behind these cards lies your fate.
There is a talent that each of you will have to perform.
One of them is a pair, so two of you get to do the talent together.
We'll start from the left, go right.
You can pick the card from either the lovely Specs or myself.
That's me. You sure?
No, don't stress me.
You could go to Vik… Okay. Okay.
You can reveal it to everyone. Yeah. Let's see what you got.
Thank God, it's what I wanted.
Ballroom dancing for two people.
Bomboclaat. I know!
[narrator] Jason has playing the kazoo,
Whitney has the perfect dap up,
PK joins Mya in the ballroom dancing,
Farah has spoken word,
Milli has animal noises,
Cinna has impressions,
and DDG has breakdancing.
I'll bring yours to you.
-There you go. -Look at this.
-What is it? -Here we go.
I'm doing some opera singing.
[all cheering]
-Susan Boyle! -Yeah!
-And you have your harmonica. -Right.
Okay. No, I'm… I'm kind of happy with that.
So, talented Insiders, you now have 15 minutes to practice,
break off into little groups.
When we come back here, we want to see a show. You guys ready?
-Yeah! -Yeah!
The talent show, I was stressing, because
I, like, get so nervous when it comes to that stuff.
I literally picked… I wanted the ballroom one, I picked that first.
Then I wanted PK to be my dancer because obviously we got married.
And then I got him.
You gotta swing yourself under, keep her up.
Wait, move away from the chair. One, two, three, go.
-Yeah, like that. -Ow!
She just ate.
-She just ate all the dick. -[laughing]
[narrator] Mya headbutting PK's gooch
is the closest they'll get to ballroom dancing.
-Farah, I need to tell you something. -What?
-Listen very closely and carefully. -Yeah.
Okay?
I need you to remember this code for tomorrow morning, 372.
Animal… Best animal impressions.
If you could do Donald Duck or Kermit the Frog, they're animals.
[imitating Donald Duck]
[narrator] You can tell she's from Liverpool.
-[imitating Kermit] Kermit the Frog. -Kermit the Frog.
Yeah, you have to just… "Hi, I'm Kermit the Frog."
"I am Kermit the Frog."
[narrator scoffs] What a pair of Muppets.
If anybody finds out, you will get eliminated.
-Okay. -So don't risk it.
I don't want to be eliminated.
So I kept my mouth…
[squeaks]
And I threw the key away.
And it didn't make me distrust her more, because at the end of the day,
I felt like it was forced upon her.
-Yo. -Hey! Hey!
She ate a whole gooch!
Hey!
-One. -Oh. You gotta do the worm.
Whitney. Listen. You have to promise me you will not tell anybody.
-I won't tell. I won't tell. -Okay.
I am working as a traitor for the Sidemen.
-Okay. -Inside.
Tomorrow… Listen.
-Tomorrow-- -Are you actually, or is this a prank?
[Cinna] It is rough out here, okay? It's rough.
[groaning]
I'm not a good liar.
[PK humming]
[Mya] In a circle.
-What the fuck? Yeah. -Then go to the wall.
-[PK squeaking] -[laughing]
If you tell anybody that I am working for the Sidemen or anything,
-you will be eliminated. You can't tell. -I won't. Promise.
Not Jason, not anybody.
[narrator] Is anyone else getting déjà vu?
I had no idea what was going on.
I'm trying to win at this point. I'm so close and I don't think,
you know, it makes any sense to sabotage that or try to
give someone a number when we're basically going to the semi-finals.
Metal detectors are gonna go, Vik.
-[beeping] -Right, here we go.
[narrator] As you can see, the Netflix budget ran out
roughly around this point of the series.
No, no time for sweets. No.
-[groans] -[laughs]
This is serious business, man.
Here. Come on. Through here.
[narrator] I bet Simon Cowell never has to set up his own trestle table.
Okay, it's time to kick off the show.
Where's the buzzer?
There'll be no buzzers. You'll just get a score out of ten from me and Specs,
depending on how you did,
and whoever gets the highest score will be winning
this shop token.
-[DDG] Yeah! -[cheering]
I'll leave this here to remind you of what is on the line.
All right, we'll do the opposite thing, start from the right.
The dabs.
Yeah, one opportunity.
I've got so many talents in this world,
so for you to give me a hand-clapping contest…
I didn't even practice, I just went to drink,
because I was just thinking, why do I need practice?
-[Specs] Hello! -Hello.
-Hmm. -Ow.
[narrator] Probably should have practiced.
[PK] Ooh. Whitney.
It was all right, but I didn't hear the bass.
Unfortunately, out of ten…
-Yeah? -2.3.
[all groaning]
Oh my God.
-Bomboclaat! -It's like that?
We can move onto bigger, better things, so here we have some ballroom dances.
[PK humming]
-Oh! -[clapping]
-Wait! Wait! -Wow!
[all] Whoa!
[narrator] Wow. They've gone from head in the gooch
to heading for greatness.
That was really good.
I'm impressed with that. I'm gonna give it a nine.
-What are you thinking? -Nine as well. Nine.
-[all] Wow! -Thank you! Thank you!
Me and PK just got a nine out of ten, which was really good for our performance,
because we literally practiced for 15 minutes and had a whole choreography.
So yeah, we got a nine out of ten, which I'm actually happy about.
Argh!
[Vik] We got our breakdancer coming to the stage.
What can this man not do?
[narrator] To answer your question, Vik, breakdance.
[beatboxing]
-Damn! -Okay.
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
[contestants encouraging]
-Yay! -Yo!
Yeah, that digital footprint is about to go crazy.
It's good. What you thinking?
Yeah, that reminded me of watching the movie You Got Served.
So, um, I'm gonna give that… Out of ten,
I'm gonna give that a 8.5.
Okay!
I'll take it.
Two top performances.
Let's hear some impressions.
-Take the stage. -This is fun.
Yeah, I would like some tea and crumpets, yeah.
And please give me, uh, some, some…
hot cup of tea, yeah?
[narrator] That's bordering on racism, I think.
-[laughs] -That sounds like you.
You… You fucking dickhead, yeah?
[narrator] Is this still part of the tea order?
We got the accent.
Okay! Then what's the problem? It's good.
Everything else.
I never want to do a talent show ever again.
First of all, how do you come up with an impression like that
after seven days of spending time with British people,
and all I can think of is, "Yeah!"
Do know what that accent is?
It's Americans trying to recite Harry Potter.
[narrator] Oh, that classic scene where Harry calls Voldemort a dickhead.
-So I'll give it a five. -Yeah!
-[Vik] I'll give it a five. -Yeah!
Let's bring up our next act.
[Jason] Oh my God.
Milli is such an actress, you know.
Even dogs she's come for.
[hissing]
[narrator] It's PK the snake!
[hissing]
[George] It's the sound of…
[flapping lips]
-What the fuck? -This better not be a kangaroo.
[Donald Duck quacking]
Blood of Jesus!
It's a duck.
Yeah, I think it is.
-Yeah. -[continues]
We must pray.
[continues quacking]
I rebuke you, spirit.
To me, that's a ten! And I've seen talent today, but…
-Dang. -[all clapping]
You got a fucking ten!
-Milli, what was that voice? -What, the duck? [quacks]
You sound like an evil spirit.
-It's a duck. -You sound possessed.
-George! -You couldn't say quack?
Can we have silence
in the audience?
'Cause this is a big moment. We have George Clarky
coming up for some operatic theater.
It takes quite a lot to get into the zone for opera, obviously.
[clears throat]
♪ I'm in the thick of it ♪
♪ Everybody knows ♪
♪ They know me where it snows I ski in-- ♪
No, that's enough. That's enough. That's enough. That's enough.
-Turn that shit off! -♪ They froze ♪
[narrator] In George's case, "thick of it" is spelled with two Cs.
I'll give you a four 'cause I feel bad for you.
♪ From the screen to the ring To the pen to the king, shing ♪
-Go on, George! -Yeah!
-Jason? -[Whitney] Wrong song.
"Thick of It" was the good song.
[kazoo buzzing weakly]
[laughing]
-Know what I liked about it? -Yeah?
Nothing.
[laughing]
-Sad thing. -No, sorry…
-It's fine. -Let me give you a score.
Three for… He committed.
-Commitment. -He finished the song.
-Nice work. -[Specs] Don't worry, man.
-You had it the wrong way around. -I didn't.
-You did. -Our final performance of the night.
I'm doing spoken words.
-Yeah? -Yeah. And it's about the cost of living.
The cost of living ain't a joke
I can't buy a bottle of Coke
[narrator] You've had a few though.
But guess what?
Guess what?
I'm gonna bump all the buses
I'm gonna rob all the nuggets
Washing capsules are 12 pounds
When I found out, I fell to the ground
'Cause I can't afford a pound
Pound
-[laughing] -[clapping]
-Yeah! Yeah! -That was good!
[Jason] Hey, that was good.
-[Whitney] She ate! -[PK] Farah!
Thank you, guys. Thank you.
-I liked it, man. -Yeah, I know. Good commitment.
-I think it's up there. -[Specs] Definitely up there.
[Vik] I'd say an eight.
-Eight. Something to be proud of. -Thank you! I didn't expect eight.
You can be proud of yourself after that.
I got an eight out of ten,
which I did not expect, so I was
very proud of myself for getting eight out of ten,
for rapping about the cost of living.
Yeah, guys, we've seen highs,
we've seen lows,
and we've seen some unbelievable animal impressions.
So our winner of the Inside talent show
is Milli Jo.
Here is your shop token. It will grant you…
-Thank you! -…anything you want.
I'm the animal noise queen.
I'm the winner of the talent show, and you can't take that away from me.
[Mya] I was happy for Milli, because I won the first one,
and I knew she wanted to win this round.
So she did six animal noises and really took it serious, getting on the floor.
So yeah, I'm happy for her.
[narrator] Tell your face, then.
You guys have been fantastic entertainment.
I've really enjoyed my time here today.
-We'll see you guys. Good luck. -Thank you!
What's the twist?
-No, shop token. You're good. -Well done.
[all] Thank you!
The shop is open. You're gonna go to the shop?
-Milli, not gonna lie, that was excellent. -Thank you so much.
[PK] Speech! Speech!
-[intense musical sting] -Jason, you wanted a twist?
No!
We can do a twist.
-The twist is that-- -I knew it!
There will be an elimination.
Remember, I said check your moves at the beginning, you see?
[narrator] Next time on Inside.
[Vik] The person eliminated from Inside today
is…
["Himothy" playing]
♪ Walk up in this ***** like Yeah, I'm really him ♪
♪ Talkin' my **** like I'm really him, hol' up ♪
♪ Walk up in this ***** like Yeah, I'm really him ♪
♪ Talkin' my **** like Hey, I'm really him, hol' up ♪
♪ Come and see me Got three wishes from my genie ♪
♪ Now I'm on your local TV All on-tour got ******* screamin' ♪
♪ Say she wanna come and see me When I'm in her local city ♪
♪ I'm like pause though Please step aside so they can see me ♪
♪ Walk up in this ***** like Yeah, I'm really him ♪
♪ Talkin' my **** like I'm really him, on God ♪
♪ Walk up in this ***** like Yeah, I'm really him ♪ see me ♪