WEBVTT 00:29.959 --> 00:32.960 Great. Guess we’re walking now. Okay. Come on. 00:33.040 --> 00:35.519 Run. Faster. The young couple’s waiting. 00:51.360 --> 00:53.440 I’m sorry I’m late, but… 00:53.520 --> 00:56.680 I had a last-minute intervention. 00:56.760 --> 01:00.279 Villagers from Wodniczki got into a fight over some broody hens. 01:00.360 --> 01:01.599 Now we’re gonna be late. 01:01.680 --> 01:04.399 The young couple's waiting, and we still haven’t picked up the flowers. 01:04.480 --> 01:05.319 My cap. 01:13.280 --> 01:15.640 Hurry up. The young couple’s waiting. 01:15.720 --> 01:17.119 Our beloved wives. There you are. 01:17.200 --> 01:19.640 -Oh, look who finally showed up. -Where were you? 01:19.720 --> 01:22.200 We were spiritually preparing ourselves for the ceremony. 01:22.280 --> 01:23.920 Stop. Exhale. 01:25.960 --> 01:28.280 Your spirituality is already getting me drunk. 01:28.360 --> 01:31.040 Tradition wants us to toast to the young couple’s health. 01:31.119 --> 01:33.080 Here, you'll give them these. 01:33.160 --> 01:34.680 Come on. Hurry up. We’ll be late. 01:34.759 --> 01:36.720 -The young couple's waiting. -Okay. 01:36.920 --> 01:38.839 Boys, let’s go. Hurry up. 01:38.920 --> 01:40.800 Come on, the young couple’s waiting. 01:42.920 --> 01:46.199 Father, hold on. Father. 01:46.280 --> 01:47.800 -You forgot this. -Get the plate. 01:47.880 --> 01:48.720 The plate. 01:48.800 --> 01:50.960 We can’t start without the collection plate. 01:57.199 --> 01:59.839 Kuba, your tie’s a little crooked. Come here. Let me fix it for you. 01:59.919 --> 02:02.679 -Dad, it’s fine. Leave it alone. -Oliwka, beautiful as always. 02:05.199 --> 02:07.800 Ah, what a gorgeous couple. Look at them. 02:07.880 --> 02:09.519 You two lovebirds are the cutest. 02:14.280 --> 02:16.600 I’ve longed a lifetime for this day. 02:16.680 --> 02:18.920 Are we ready to start? 02:19.760 --> 02:21.519 -Yes, let’s begin. -Music, please. 02:40.400 --> 02:42.959 Excuse me. Wait. Wait. 02:43.040 --> 02:44.840 What’s the matter, my dear? What’s the hold up? 02:44.920 --> 02:45.760 What’s wrong? 02:45.840 --> 02:48.200 I can’t wait another minute to start my life with you. 02:48.280 --> 02:51.000 And what if the two of you got married today? 02:51.080 --> 02:52.519 You do it instead of us? 02:52.600 --> 02:57.400 Jan and I, we’d be more than happy to wait a bit longer. 02:57.480 --> 03:00.040 Grandma, you’re the one who wants to get married, not us two. 03:00.120 --> 03:01.200 I'll gladly get married. 03:01.280 --> 03:04.440 I will not yield this wedding to anybody, all right? 03:04.519 --> 03:05.880 May we proceed? 03:05.959 --> 03:07.440 Yes, let’s begin, Reverend. 03:07.519 --> 03:08.760 Music. 03:10.000 --> 03:12.160 Oh. 03:18.600 --> 03:22.600 Oh, my darling beloved We've waited so long 03:22.679 --> 03:26.799 Despite all those people Who didn't believe in us 03:26.880 --> 03:31.160 I waited for you Spring, winter, summer 03:31.239 --> 03:35.320 So you would love me In front of the whole world 03:35.399 --> 03:39.600 Oh, my beloved darling In front of the whole world 03:39.679 --> 03:44.160 I will love you Winter, spring, summer 03:44.239 --> 03:48.600 Even in autumn When the leaves fall 03:48.679 --> 03:49.640 Because I vowed… 03:49.720 --> 03:50.880 Halina? 03:54.079 --> 03:55.440 -Grandma. Grandma. -Halina. 03:55.519 --> 03:58.119 My nerves are wrecked. I can’t believe 03:58.200 --> 04:00.040 I’m about to abandon widowhood. 04:00.119 --> 04:03.119 I can’t breathe. I need air, and some water too. 04:04.480 --> 04:06.839 I must quench my thirst with my bridesmaids by my side. 04:06.920 --> 04:07.799 Halina. 04:09.160 --> 04:10.640 I need to escape. Hurry. 04:14.200 --> 04:16.079 -Give us a moment. Don’t worry. -Halina. 04:29.880 --> 04:31.400 Grandma, what’s going on? 04:31.479 --> 04:34.880 Halina, what’s the problem? Would you rather stay single? Is that it? 04:34.960 --> 04:37.080 Have you lost your feelings for Jan already? 04:37.160 --> 04:39.640 No, I love Jan. I really do… 04:39.720 --> 04:42.360 But I… I just can’t marry him right now. 04:42.440 --> 04:44.880 Help me get out of this whole wedding situation. 04:44.960 --> 04:46.479 I will not go through with it. 04:47.160 --> 04:49.520 -Why is that, Grandma? -One for all, young lady. 04:49.599 --> 04:50.760 And all for one. 04:56.880 --> 04:58.200 Can you believe it, Reverend? 04:58.280 --> 05:00.479 My Halina is so in love with me 05:00.560 --> 05:03.560 that she was left gasping for air before our vows. 05:03.640 --> 05:06.680 Jan, open your eyes, will you? Your bride left you at the altar. 05:06.760 --> 05:08.000 Is Halina okay? 05:08.599 --> 05:10.240 Halina needed to go for a walk. 05:10.320 --> 05:11.840 And get away from all the emotion. 05:12.360 --> 05:13.520 Don’t ask. 05:14.360 --> 05:15.720 -She’s gone? -Yeah. 05:16.840 --> 05:20.960 Bodzki’s never witnessed a groom being left at the altar. My condolences. 05:30.400 --> 05:32.479 Either I need reading glasses or… 05:32.560 --> 05:34.080 Does it say here that… 05:34.720 --> 05:36.000 I’m gonna lose my house? 05:36.080 --> 05:36.960 You read it. 05:39.479 --> 05:40.960 It says you’re late on your payments. 05:41.039 --> 05:43.280 I know. I already wrote them about it. 05:43.359 --> 05:46.039 I requested more time and to pay less each month. 05:46.640 --> 05:49.000 Don’t those payday-loan people have a heart? 05:49.080 --> 05:50.479 No, Halina, they don’t. 05:50.560 --> 05:51.880 They always reject these requests, 05:51.960 --> 05:53.840 and now, your interest is increasing by the day. 05:53.919 --> 05:56.359 You no longer owe 3,000 zlotys but 6,000. 05:56.440 --> 05:59.120 Look, you need to pay this month or else… they take what you own. 06:00.400 --> 06:02.400 That’s what the real world's like, Halina. 06:02.479 --> 06:04.560 If you don’t pay on time, unfortunately… 06:04.640 --> 06:06.919 Well, your house will soon go up for auction. 06:07.000 --> 06:08.919 Mary, Mother of Jesus. 06:10.359 --> 06:12.520 It’s all my fault. I dragged you into this. 06:12.599 --> 06:13.560 No, don’t worry, Wojtek. 06:13.640 --> 06:17.080 Don’t even think about it. I’m the one to blame for this mess, not you. 06:17.160 --> 06:18.280 Just me. 06:18.359 --> 06:19.520 Oh, and remember. 06:21.200 --> 06:23.039 Don’t tell anyone about my situation. 06:23.120 --> 06:24.880 Especially not Jan. 06:26.359 --> 06:27.320 Promise me. 06:29.400 --> 06:30.400 Promise. 06:31.560 --> 06:32.479 Hmm. 06:34.320 --> 06:35.680 And what about the wedding? 06:39.760 --> 06:40.919 The wedding’s called off. 06:51.799 --> 06:53.520 There will be no wedding today. 06:53.599 --> 06:55.039 May God be with you. 06:57.359 --> 07:04.320 IT TAKES A VILLAGE 07:11.640 --> 07:13.799 Halina Madej, yes, the cheese lady. 07:13.880 --> 07:15.760 I wanted to ask you something. 07:15.840 --> 07:18.520 Any chance you could pay me in advance for… 07:19.120 --> 07:21.479 No? But I really need the… 07:22.799 --> 07:24.039 Yes, I understand. 07:29.080 --> 07:30.159 Halina. 07:33.760 --> 07:34.799 Halina? 07:37.599 --> 07:38.799 Halina. 07:40.680 --> 07:42.280 I know you’re here, Halina. 07:45.280 --> 07:47.599 At least have the decency to look me in the eye. 07:47.680 --> 07:49.680 Let’s settle this like grown-ups. 07:49.760 --> 07:50.680 Halina. 07:51.719 --> 07:53.159 Tell me immediately. 07:53.239 --> 07:55.599 Where is that crazy old lady who feeds you? 07:56.599 --> 07:57.599 Halina. 08:00.520 --> 08:01.760 Hali… 08:05.039 --> 08:09.479 I will not let you speak ill of me in front of my precious livestock. 08:09.560 --> 08:11.200 I didn’t even get to the worst part. 08:11.280 --> 08:12.159 I know. 08:12.640 --> 08:14.719 You have to be a real cold… 08:15.239 --> 08:16.400 Go on, say it. 08:16.479 --> 08:19.960 Backstabbing biddy to do something so cruel to the person you love. 08:21.719 --> 08:23.960 Oh, you better eat your words. 08:24.560 --> 08:26.000 If that’s what you think of me, 08:26.080 --> 08:29.359 then not marrying you was the best decision I have ever made. 08:29.440 --> 08:34.000 Yeah. Well, I thank God for making sure I didn’t end up with such a hellish wife. 08:34.079 --> 08:36.360 Halina, you’re a heartless monster. 08:41.280 --> 08:43.480 This is where our story ends, Halina. 08:45.280 --> 08:46.199 Goodbye. 09:04.240 --> 09:05.160 Oh… 09:06.199 --> 09:07.760 What have I done now? 09:09.199 --> 09:10.440 Ah, jeez. 09:12.000 --> 09:14.240 Halina, you sure messed up this time. 09:16.440 --> 09:19.040 No, we couldn’t open our inn with a wedding reception. 09:19.120 --> 09:20.800 Not us. We prefer a wake. 09:21.680 --> 09:23.880 Damn, what a mess. Seriously. 09:23.959 --> 09:26.360 Grandma, you were supposed to bring me luck, weren’t you? 09:26.440 --> 09:28.520 That sculpture is her spitting image. 09:28.600 --> 09:31.800 She’s a fallen angel wearing devil’s shoes. 09:33.880 --> 09:34.839 Oliwia? 09:34.920 --> 09:35.800 Hm? 09:35.880 --> 09:39.600 Tell us, since you both share the same genes, 09:39.680 --> 09:41.920 how could Halina do that to poor Jan? 09:44.720 --> 09:46.839 Everything will all smooth out soon. 09:46.920 --> 09:48.079 Ah. 09:48.160 --> 09:51.360 Yeah, but she destroyed Jan’s reputation in front of the whole village. 09:51.440 --> 09:53.160 Luckily we brewed a lot of alcohol. 09:53.240 --> 09:55.920 It was our wedding gift, but I guess we’ll just have to drink it. 09:56.000 --> 09:58.920 I mean, come on, how else will we forget about this disaster? 09:59.000 --> 10:01.480 -It’s impossible. -The council of geniuses has spoken. 10:01.560 --> 10:03.800 -Half only. -Obviously, half. 10:03.880 --> 10:04.720 Uh. 10:04.800 --> 10:07.079 And what if Matylda started investigating 10:07.160 --> 10:10.120 whatever possessed Halina to make such a guilty decision? 10:10.199 --> 10:13.520 This little mishap has put my holy reputation on the line. 10:13.880 --> 10:15.920 I don’t meddle in my neighbor’s personal problems. 10:16.720 --> 10:20.320 If Halina needs to confess, she knows her way to the confessional. 10:22.920 --> 10:25.000 Halina has her reasons. I’m sure of it. 10:37.400 --> 10:38.280 Wojtek, 10:39.640 --> 10:41.440 if you know something, tell us. 10:43.240 --> 10:44.600 You know you can trust us. 10:45.360 --> 10:46.480 Wojtek… 10:47.360 --> 10:48.680 We all know what Halina’s like. 10:49.280 --> 10:51.959 She’s feisty, but hurting someone for no reason? 10:52.040 --> 10:53.199 She’d never do that. 11:00.880 --> 11:03.520 That’s it. This calls for a real good talk with Grandma. 11:03.600 --> 11:04.719 -Mm. -Mm. 11:07.120 --> 11:09.280 -How about we make some bets? -Huh. 11:09.360 --> 11:12.280 Who’s ready to bet that Halina and Jan are gonna make it? 11:12.360 --> 11:14.360 Oh really, a priest encouraging gambling? 11:15.400 --> 11:16.240 Stop it. 11:16.320 --> 11:17.920 The money wouldn’t be just for me. 11:18.440 --> 11:22.120 Our church needs some renovations, especially after that incident. 11:23.920 --> 11:26.520 That was some crazy idea you guys had. 11:26.600 --> 11:29.120 Brewing your moonshine in the church’s vestry? 11:29.199 --> 11:31.440 And doing it while being completely drunk? 11:33.880 --> 11:36.280 Yeah. Brewers in crime, am I right? 11:36.920 --> 11:38.040 Half only. Half. 11:38.560 --> 11:40.120 Those are some wise words. 11:41.120 --> 11:41.959 Oh. 11:54.880 --> 11:56.160 Where are you gonna live, Wojtek? 11:57.000 --> 11:59.440 You were supposed to move in with Halina after the wedding so… 11:59.520 --> 12:00.400 That’s not happening, 12:00.480 --> 12:03.480 and now you let the brothers-in-law use your place as their brewery. 12:04.000 --> 12:05.959 -So? Where you gonna go? -I don’t know. 12:07.120 --> 12:10.320 Wherever my feet take me Don’t know the destination or the way 12:10.400 --> 12:12.320 Jan carved Halina out of love 12:12.400 --> 12:15.600 She dumped him But don’t think it was out of malice 12:15.680 --> 12:16.880 What the… 12:16.959 --> 12:17.959 Did you write that? 12:19.199 --> 12:21.120 It still needs polishing. 12:21.839 --> 12:22.839 Ah. 12:24.560 --> 12:26.199 Oh, Halina. 12:30.920 --> 12:32.719 I can’t even look at her right now. 12:32.800 --> 12:33.640 Jan. 12:34.480 --> 12:36.280 Jan, I… I have to tell you something. 12:37.719 --> 12:38.560 Jan. 12:39.680 --> 12:40.640 Jan. 12:40.719 --> 12:42.320 I have to tell you something important. 12:42.920 --> 12:44.880 I’m the one who broke your poor heart. 12:45.839 --> 12:47.320 Have you lost your mind? 12:49.000 --> 12:51.719 -You’re a nice boy, Wojtek. -No, Jan. 12:51.800 --> 12:53.000 What I’m trying to say is that 12:53.079 --> 12:55.520 I convinced Halina into a bad investment opportunity. 12:55.599 --> 12:56.880 How bad are we talking here? 12:56.959 --> 13:00.640 Well, my friend or rather ex-friend was making a fortune on crypto. 13:00.719 --> 13:02.839 At first, so was I… and I told Halina about it. 13:03.480 --> 13:06.839 Her cheese business was taking off and, uh, she was like super greedy. 13:06.920 --> 13:10.120 I… I mean super invested in business ventures. 13:11.320 --> 13:13.839 I always knew you were stupid, Wojtek. 13:13.920 --> 13:15.000 It’s obvious. 13:16.719 --> 13:18.880 But my Halina? 13:20.240 --> 13:21.440 How much money did you lose? 13:21.520 --> 13:23.079 I lost a bit of my savings. 13:23.160 --> 13:24.719 Halina lost, um… 13:25.520 --> 13:26.760 Say it. 13:29.280 --> 13:30.240 A whole lot. 13:30.320 --> 13:31.480 How could this have happened? 13:31.560 --> 13:33.800 She wanted to help Oliwia and Kuba with the restaurant. 13:33.880 --> 13:35.800 And buy you your stupid motorcycle. 13:35.880 --> 13:37.400 Really? She did? 13:39.920 --> 13:43.199 But she never said anything. Why would she hide this from me? 13:46.160 --> 13:47.400 In that case… 13:48.320 --> 13:51.160 she didn’t break up with me because she no longer loved me, right? 13:54.360 --> 13:58.280 OLIWKA’S RESTAURANT 14:01.760 --> 14:02.640 Mom? 14:04.880 --> 14:06.640 Oliwia. 14:06.719 --> 14:08.680 You’re actually here. How nice. 14:08.760 --> 14:09.599 Ah… 14:11.040 --> 14:13.640 Of course I am. Why wouldn’t I be? 14:14.760 --> 14:16.599 I don’t know if Halina will like it, 14:16.680 --> 14:18.920 but I thought we should be together on a day like this. 14:19.800 --> 14:22.040 You can’t even imagine how happy I am you’re here. 14:23.240 --> 14:24.240 Ah. 14:24.319 --> 14:26.560 I’m so proud of you, honey. 14:26.640 --> 14:27.959 So how was it? 14:28.040 --> 14:29.400 How did the big opening go? 14:29.479 --> 14:30.400 Ooh. 14:31.079 --> 14:32.000 Hold on… 14:33.000 --> 14:35.479 Why are you here and not at the wedding reception? 14:35.560 --> 14:38.959 That’s a… a very long story. 14:40.280 --> 14:42.280 Come on. I’ll tell you all about it. 14:47.079 --> 14:49.520 -Want help with your bags? -No, I’m good, thanks. 14:55.680 --> 14:58.000 -So, how much did she lose? -All her savings. 14:58.079 --> 14:59.079 That is? 14:59.640 --> 15:00.760 She lost 30,000. 15:03.319 --> 15:05.920 How will she manage to pay off all that money? 15:06.760 --> 15:08.079 Selling her cheese could help. 15:08.160 --> 15:11.680 We need to find a way to attract customers… 15:11.760 --> 15:13.319 who’ll then buy her cheese. 15:13.400 --> 15:16.360 I hate myself for getting her into that stupid Bitcoin trap. 15:17.599 --> 15:19.680 I deserve to get abducted by aliens. 15:30.160 --> 15:32.240 She’s not home. Nobody’s here. 15:36.280 --> 15:37.520 She’s not in here either. 15:40.040 --> 15:41.680 She was wearing this at the wedding. 16:04.680 --> 16:06.079 Wait, did Grandma… 16:06.160 --> 16:08.560 My goodness. She would never. 16:14.000 --> 16:15.719 Stop it. Leave me alone. 16:15.800 --> 16:17.160 Louise, listen. I’m bankrupt, 16:17.240 --> 16:20.160 and I can’t let Jan marry someone who has no money left. 16:20.880 --> 16:22.040 Hi, yeah. I don’t know. 16:22.120 --> 16:24.319 I found your phone number on the internet. 16:25.040 --> 16:27.680 I’m calling to offer you to buy my cheese. 16:27.760 --> 16:29.040 Goat cheese, plenty of it. 16:29.640 --> 16:31.240 You own a whole chain of stores. 16:31.319 --> 16:34.040 All you’d have to do is put some of my products in one of them. 16:46.760 --> 16:47.719 Oh my. 16:56.760 --> 16:57.880 Ewa! 16:59.040 --> 17:02.439 You’re here. You made it to your mother’s wedding after all. 17:03.079 --> 17:05.520 Too bad you weren’t able to come earlier. 17:05.599 --> 17:07.599 Punctuality was never your thing, was it? 17:07.680 --> 17:10.000 Ah… Come on, Mom, cut it out. 17:10.079 --> 17:12.680 Can you at least pretend to be happy to see me? 17:12.760 --> 17:14.960 Oliwia and I have waited long enough for you. 17:15.040 --> 17:17.760 Our muddy streets can’t compete with the rest of the world, can they? 17:17.839 --> 17:21.240 But Oliwia and Kuba, they come to visit me all the time. 17:21.319 --> 17:23.079 And I’ve invited you to Gdańsk more than once. 17:23.159 --> 17:24.319 . 17:24.399 --> 17:28.079 Unbelievable. I forgot how the two of you are. Constantly fighting. 17:36.840 --> 17:38.680 Why did you call off the wedding? 17:41.360 --> 17:43.200 Because I dreamt of your late father, 17:43.280 --> 17:45.720 and he told me to remain a widow for the rest of my life. 17:45.800 --> 17:47.520 -Grandma, the truth. -What? 17:47.600 --> 17:50.200 If that’s what he wants, then that’s what I’ll do. 17:51.120 --> 17:53.480 But don’t just stand there, go inside before you catch a cold. 17:53.560 --> 17:54.600 Where are you going? 17:54.680 --> 17:58.720 Somebody has to take care of the goats and milk them for the cheese. 17:58.800 --> 18:02.440 Mom, I just got here. When’s the last time we saw each other? 18:03.120 --> 18:04.280 Hmm. 18:05.720 --> 18:07.480 We’ll talk later, honey, I promise. 18:10.240 --> 18:11.560 You’ll tell us everything? 18:11.640 --> 18:13.040 Why are you still standing here? 18:13.120 --> 18:15.680 I told you to go inside or you’ll catch a cold. Move it. 18:27.000 --> 18:29.600 Jan’s heart must be in a thousand pieces right now. 18:29.679 --> 18:31.960 He’s taking it all out on his art and that poor trunk. 18:32.040 --> 18:34.480 I’m turning this trunk into a life raft. 18:35.080 --> 18:38.320 Are you planning on taking a solo cruise down the river? 18:38.919 --> 18:40.200 It’s for Halina. 18:40.280 --> 18:42.800 Are you shipping her out of the village? 18:44.679 --> 18:45.720 Even better. 18:54.159 --> 18:55.120 Good girl. 19:03.120 --> 19:04.399 Here. Let me do it. 19:05.000 --> 19:08.919 I see you remember how it’s done. Good for you. 19:10.440 --> 19:11.880 I’m listening, Mother. 19:13.280 --> 19:14.760 You go first. 19:14.840 --> 19:15.679 How come you’re here? 19:15.760 --> 19:17.399 You said you weren’t coming to the wedding, 19:17.480 --> 19:20.560 and on the phone, you told me that you’d met someone, yet you came alone? 19:20.640 --> 19:22.080 Mom, enough already. 19:22.159 --> 19:23.880 Why so many questions? 19:23.960 --> 19:26.800 You wanted to talk, so let’s talk. But if you don’t, then we won’t. 19:26.880 --> 19:28.440 Grandma. Mom. 19:28.520 --> 19:30.960 Can’t we talk like civilized adults for once? 19:31.040 --> 19:33.200 Like, you know, a normal family? 19:42.919 --> 19:46.000 Oh my goodness, those girls are really something. 20:15.200 --> 20:16.440 Oh, dear lord. 20:16.520 --> 20:18.679 I have upset the holy mother of Jesus. 20:19.200 --> 20:22.320 I’ve sinned so many times that she’s making me hallucinate. 20:25.320 --> 20:28.720 Please. Someone. Help. The aliens are… 20:28.800 --> 20:30.919 Help. 20:31.440 --> 20:32.960 The aliens are here. 20:33.520 --> 20:35.600 Aliens. 21:04.280 --> 21:06.480 Hey, what’s the rush? What’s happening? 21:07.159 --> 21:09.919 POLICE 21:17.919 --> 21:18.760 Hmm. 21:24.840 --> 21:26.120 Matylda. 21:26.200 --> 21:29.840 -Run. Run. -Hurry up. Come on. The aliens are here. 21:29.919 --> 21:31.760 Why’s everyone in a hurry? 21:38.840 --> 21:39.760 Hey. 21:40.640 --> 21:41.679 Hey. 21:42.960 --> 21:44.320 Here. Look at this. 21:44.399 --> 21:46.880 -They came from the sky. -Now look at this. 21:46.960 --> 21:49.919 This is Wojtek Kurek reporting for the channel. What the Shock. 21:50.000 --> 21:52.520 And yeah, what happened here is… a real shock. 21:52.600 --> 21:54.320 There’s… there’s no other way to describe it. 21:54.399 --> 21:56.960 Our parish priest, who discovered this, is here with us. 21:57.040 --> 21:58.679 How did you come across this miracle? 21:58.760 --> 22:00.840 I was out at dawn looking for berries, but found this-- 22:00.919 --> 22:01.760 Look this way. Here. 22:01.840 --> 22:05.040 This is a sign from God, telling us to donate to the church so that no evil will… 22:05.120 --> 22:07.200 -Not so close. -What evil are you talking about? 22:07.280 --> 22:08.640 When did aliens ever hurt anybody? 22:08.720 --> 22:11.080 Being open to new experiences is as important as-- 22:11.159 --> 22:12.640 I wanna say something. 22:12.720 --> 22:15.640 I saw this documentary how the aliens brought civilization to Earth. 22:15.720 --> 22:17.919 They probably built the pyramids in Egypt too, you know. 22:18.000 --> 22:19.520 Why build pyramids in our village? 22:19.600 --> 22:22.320 Imagine they built a cute sphinx here. That’d be nice. 22:22.399 --> 22:24.080 -Exclusively on What the Shock. -I guess so. 22:24.159 --> 22:26.840 Uh, so, tell us… You… you, come here. Come here. 22:26.919 --> 22:30.040 Uh, tell us. Why do you think the aliens used your field to send us a message? 22:30.120 --> 22:32.159 -Uh, yeah. So my field-- -Wait a second. 22:32.240 --> 22:35.640 This is my field. These big crop circles are on my field. 22:35.720 --> 22:37.720 The hell they are. Don’t listen to him. 22:37.800 --> 22:40.159 This… this beautiful field I’m standing on… 22:40.240 --> 22:41.080 Stop. Stop. 22:41.159 --> 22:43.159 …is mine and mine only, okay? 22:43.240 --> 22:44.399 How dare you spread such lies. 22:44.480 --> 22:46.640 The real question is why a higher intelligence 22:46.720 --> 22:48.919 would pick one of these two idiots’ fields. 22:49.000 --> 22:50.240 I guess they’re not so smart. 22:50.320 --> 22:52.040 -This story is a scandal. -Let’s go. 22:52.120 --> 22:54.320 And a scandal around here always involves the police. 22:54.399 --> 22:56.439 Ah, look, local authorities have arrived. 22:56.520 --> 22:58.120 -Our Bodzki officer. -What’s going on? 22:58.200 --> 23:00.159 -No, no filming. Okay, stop. -She's already here. 23:00.679 --> 23:02.320 This probably is a crime scene. 23:02.399 --> 23:03.960 That’s enough. Stop. 23:25.280 --> 23:26.200 Good morning. 23:27.040 --> 23:28.360 Hello. Hello? 23:33.320 --> 23:34.280 Hello? 23:36.960 --> 23:37.919 Good morning? 24:07.600 --> 24:09.600 Who’s making all that noise at this time of night? 24:09.679 --> 24:12.159 -Shh. -It’s morning, ladies, I'll have you know. 24:14.280 --> 24:16.640 Finally, the three of you reunited. 24:18.520 --> 24:23.040 Those sleeping herbs you gave us, goodness, they’re really potent. 24:23.120 --> 24:25.800 That’s because you put too much. I told you one teaspoon is enough. 24:25.880 --> 24:28.600 See, I told you one teaspoon only. You kept adding more. 24:28.679 --> 24:30.880 And now we’ve just wasted our entire morning. 24:30.960 --> 24:32.800 Come with me, there’s something you have to see. 24:32.880 --> 24:35.600 Listen, I’ve really missed Bodzki, 24:36.399 --> 24:38.520 but nothing will get me out of bed today. 24:38.600 --> 24:39.640 Not even aliens? 24:41.439 --> 24:42.280 What? 24:44.200 --> 24:45.640 Nobody step on the tracks. 24:45.720 --> 24:47.520 We don’t want to erase them. 24:48.120 --> 24:50.080 All right, let’s build a fence around them. 24:50.159 --> 24:52.200 -Why? Why fence this off? -Because it’s a crime scene. 24:52.280 --> 24:53.960 -Why should we? -I told you to stop filming. 24:54.040 --> 24:55.960 But I need to. We’re making history. 24:56.040 --> 24:58.240 It’s a keepsake of the aliens for our future generations. 24:58.320 --> 25:00.800 At your rate, they'll be no future generation. 25:00.880 --> 25:02.439 I would if I weren’t so unlucky in love. 25:02.520 --> 25:03.840 He’s not wrong, you know. 25:04.439 --> 25:06.360 -Look, someone’s coming. -Who’s that? 25:35.880 --> 25:38.439 -Good morning. -Ewa Madej. 25:38.520 --> 25:39.520 Good morning. 25:39.600 --> 25:42.320 -Oliwia’s got a sibling? -It’s her mother. Remember, Ewa? 25:42.399 --> 25:44.560 How could you have forgotten about Oliwia’s mom? 25:45.439 --> 25:47.679 -Ah. Hi. -Ah. 25:48.199 --> 25:49.679 -Hello. -Hello. 25:49.760 --> 25:52.000 Oh. You girls haven’t changed at all. 25:52.080 --> 25:54.439 And look, here’s Janek the Shrimp. 25:54.520 --> 25:56.640 -Oh. -He became our parish priest. 25:56.720 --> 25:59.960 We waited and waited and waited for an invitation to your exhibition, 26:00.040 --> 26:01.760 -but we never got one. -Yeah, why not? 26:01.840 --> 26:04.439 Oh yeah, that’s because my painting career never started. 26:04.520 --> 26:06.399 City folks don’t understand art. 26:06.480 --> 26:09.240 Wojtek Kurek. I’m a big fan of yours. 26:09.760 --> 26:12.040 Last time I saw you, you were only this tall. 26:15.560 --> 26:16.679 Halina’s coming. 26:17.320 --> 26:18.360 Halina. 26:20.120 --> 26:23.399 Ewa, do you know anything about this whole wedding nonsense? 26:23.480 --> 26:24.320 No. 26:34.520 --> 26:37.880 Oh, Ewa. I guess we needed aliens landing here 26:37.960 --> 26:40.919 for you to finally come and visit us, huh, sweetie? 26:41.000 --> 26:45.199 I can’t believe someone actually ruined the crops just to make these scribbles. 26:46.480 --> 26:48.439 But it sure wasn’t aliens. 26:48.520 --> 26:51.640 How would you know that, Halina? Were you here last night? 26:51.720 --> 26:52.840 You saw nothing at all. 26:52.919 --> 26:56.439 I wasn’t here, and I didn’t see anything, but my brain still works. 26:59.040 --> 27:00.040 Halina. 27:00.560 --> 27:02.080 At least, let me drive you home. 27:16.280 --> 27:17.159 Ewa? 27:17.240 --> 27:18.720 I can’t believe it. 27:18.800 --> 27:20.159 -Hi. -No way. 27:20.240 --> 27:22.600 After all these years? 27:22.679 --> 27:24.080 Hello. Hi. 27:26.280 --> 27:29.960 We probably can both agree that all of this is your fault. 27:30.040 --> 27:33.000 Oh, so I’m the one who brought aliens to Bodzki? 27:33.080 --> 27:34.600 Kind of, yeah. 27:34.679 --> 27:37.720 If you hadn’t been late to your mother’s wedding, 27:37.800 --> 27:39.760 then maybe you would have kept Halina in check, 27:39.840 --> 27:42.040 and right now we’d be dancing at the after-party. 27:42.120 --> 27:43.640 Oh, I think you know full well 27:43.720 --> 27:47.159 that I’m the last person on earth who’d be able to keep Halina in check. 27:51.679 --> 27:53.240 I see you still draw? 27:54.760 --> 27:55.840 Here and there. 27:58.800 --> 27:59.840 Mostly doodles. 28:01.919 --> 28:06.480 Who would have ever imagined that your kid and mine would end up together, hm? 28:06.560 --> 28:08.520 I know, right. Look at them. 28:11.760 --> 28:13.480 And how’s your granddaughter? 28:15.280 --> 28:17.280 Tolcia is in Nairobi with her mother. 28:17.360 --> 28:20.000 Here, look. They’re taking care of sick animals. 28:21.560 --> 28:23.080 -Oh… -You see? 28:25.159 --> 28:26.640 -Oh. -Yeah. 28:27.159 --> 28:28.840 -Is anyone hungry? -I am. 28:28.919 --> 28:30.240 -Oh, oh. -Me too. 28:30.320 --> 28:31.480 Come on, you’re all invited. 28:31.560 --> 28:33.000 -Let’s go. -I’m starving. 28:33.080 --> 28:35.320 -I haven’t eaten all morning. -Everyone over to my place. 28:35.399 --> 28:36.760 Chop, chop. Let’s go. 28:36.840 --> 28:38.240 Yeah, I’m starving. 28:38.320 --> 28:39.320 Let’s go. 28:39.399 --> 28:41.240 -Perfect. -Adam wants. 28:51.760 --> 28:54.720 As you already know, I’m a rational man. 28:54.800 --> 28:55.959 I don’t believe in miracles. 28:56.040 --> 28:57.720 What about the Virgin Mary then? 28:58.439 --> 29:01.959 Jan, you can’t compare the Virgin Mary to crop circles. 29:03.520 --> 29:05.199 It really doesn’t bother you? 29:05.280 --> 29:09.560 All your crops were destroyed. God’s gifts completely wasted. 29:10.919 --> 29:14.159 Um… who can blame those poor little aliens. 29:14.240 --> 29:16.040 Our field is pretty attractive. 29:16.120 --> 29:17.040 Yup. 29:17.120 --> 29:19.360 You won’t see us dragging those alien’s butts to court. 29:19.439 --> 29:20.360 Hm. 29:20.439 --> 29:21.959 -Nope. -Mm-hmm. 29:32.639 --> 29:34.240 Can I help you with something? 29:34.320 --> 29:37.080 Mom, you helping in the kitchen? You’ve gotta be kidding. 29:44.879 --> 29:46.879 -She’s stressed about the opening. -Yeah. 29:46.959 --> 29:49.679 She just needs a little nudge in the right direction. 29:51.360 --> 29:53.000 Her father-in-law is really helpful. 29:53.080 --> 29:54.120 He is. 29:56.520 --> 29:58.320 Ha. Are you all blind? 29:59.080 --> 30:03.840 Can’t you people see that someone is turning our village into a practical joke? 30:03.919 --> 30:07.199 And it’s bad for business. It’s scaring my customers. 30:07.280 --> 30:10.040 You should try to be a little more open-minded, Halina. 30:10.120 --> 30:14.480 Did it ever occur to you that maybe these aliens could attract new customers? 30:14.560 --> 30:18.639 Anyone who carries God in their heart and a head on their shoulders 30:18.720 --> 30:23.159 wouldn’t believe that aliens have come here to raid our little village. 30:24.320 --> 30:25.399 Well, actually… 30:26.439 --> 30:28.320 truly faithful people… 30:29.080 --> 30:33.760 truly faithful people believe in aliens more than you’d imagine. 30:33.840 --> 30:36.879 Oh Father, give me a break. How could you say such nonsense? 30:36.959 --> 30:38.879 You’re messing with people’s heads. 30:38.959 --> 30:41.159 All in favor of the alien initiative, 30:42.120 --> 30:44.199 and believe aliens landed here? 30:48.399 --> 30:51.000 And all in favor of tracking down the fraudsters? 30:58.120 --> 30:59.560 I’m not picking a side. 31:03.280 --> 31:04.360 What about you? 31:07.159 --> 31:08.439 Yeah, but uh… 31:08.520 --> 31:10.480 Mom and I were with Jan, sorry Grandma. 31:10.560 --> 31:11.399 Hmm. 31:12.679 --> 31:13.919 What? 31:16.040 --> 31:18.600 A family of traitors. 31:21.080 --> 31:22.120 Shame on you. 31:31.040 --> 31:32.480 Unbelievable. 31:36.040 --> 31:39.439 What now? Turning the whole village against me wasn’t enough for you? 31:39.520 --> 31:40.560 What more do you want? 31:41.199 --> 31:43.120 Oh, Halina, Halina. 31:43.199 --> 31:45.199 Why is it so hard for you to understand 31:45.280 --> 31:47.399 that not everyone shares your opinion, my dear? 31:48.000 --> 31:51.760 All you want is to get your revenge because I chose not to marry you. 31:51.840 --> 31:54.080 Well, how pathetic of you. 31:54.159 --> 31:57.679 What’s pathetic is how much of a coward you are. 31:58.679 --> 32:01.280 Look me in the eye and say you don’t love me anymore. 32:06.399 --> 32:08.080 Such nonsense. 32:08.159 --> 32:11.439 Hey Oliwia, what would you say if we made a… 32:11.959 --> 32:14.719 nice mural on that wall right over there? 32:15.560 --> 32:16.639 Bodzki style. 32:17.760 --> 32:19.439 You always have such great ideas, Mom. 32:19.520 --> 32:21.080 You can say that again. 32:23.719 --> 32:27.280 Unlike me, what if opening this restaurant wasn’t a good idea? 32:28.240 --> 32:30.040 Maybe I bit off more than I could chew. 32:30.560 --> 32:32.719 Who would want to eat here anyway? 32:32.800 --> 32:34.360 Well, the answer is simple. 32:34.879 --> 32:36.120 You’re not a good cook. 32:36.639 --> 32:38.000 You’re a great cook. 32:38.879 --> 32:40.240 Obviously. 32:40.760 --> 32:42.040 What have I always told you? 32:42.120 --> 32:46.679 Ah! That you need big dreams to be able to see them and follow them. 32:46.760 --> 32:47.879 So let’s stick to that. 32:48.560 --> 32:50.919 Never stop dreaming, and you’ll be fine. 32:56.399 --> 32:58.719 That angel sculpture is quite impressive. 32:59.639 --> 33:03.480 What a shame our local Michelangelo doesn’t get the recognition he deserves. 33:27.639 --> 33:28.879 What are you looking at? 33:30.760 --> 33:32.679 Oh, Kuba, Kuba, Kuba… 33:32.760 --> 33:37.439 You know what? I have the feeling that you’ll be calling me “Dad” real soon. 33:38.879 --> 33:40.040 You feeling okay? 33:40.120 --> 33:41.879 Ewa. I know she’s the one. 33:41.959 --> 33:44.840 She’s perfect for me. We’re both artists. 33:44.919 --> 33:46.879 God, just look at the way she walks. 33:48.320 --> 33:51.000 -She’s absolutely out of your league. -Hm. 33:51.080 --> 33:53.199 Podlasian nutjob. 33:59.840 --> 34:02.600 Ewa Kurek. That sounds really nice. 34:42.920 --> 34:44.520 I think something landed over there. 34:44.600 --> 34:45.679 Let’s go. 34:52.360 --> 34:53.400 Don’t go so fast. 34:53.480 --> 34:54.920 No, you, keep up. 34:55.000 --> 34:57.319 -Pull more on that side. -Shush, be quiet. 34:57.400 --> 34:59.560 -Slow down. -Stick to the initial design. 34:59.640 --> 35:01.000 -Okay. -Okay, perfect. 35:01.080 --> 35:03.680 -Follow his lead. Come on, faster. -Stop kicking my side of the log. 35:03.760 --> 35:05.440 -Oh no, it’s stuck. -Kick it. 35:05.520 --> 35:07.839 -Don’t kick it, pull. Pull! -You’re doing fine. 35:09.960 --> 35:12.160 -Yes, like that. Perfect. -I know, right? 35:12.240 --> 35:13.280 Yeah, but let’s try-- 35:14.480 --> 35:15.799 -Who is it? -Aliens. 35:15.880 --> 35:17.160 Real ones. 35:18.880 --> 35:21.360 I knew I’d catch you, you fraudsters. 35:21.440 --> 35:22.520 Matylda? 35:22.600 --> 35:23.480 Oh… 35:23.560 --> 35:27.799 I’m not sure a police officer is supposed to scare its own citizens. 35:28.480 --> 35:31.839 I don’t think citizens are supposed to play jokes on a police officer. 35:31.920 --> 35:34.280 Ladies, how can you do this to Halina? 35:34.360 --> 35:37.640 We’re new to this. It’s our first night being part of the operation. 35:37.720 --> 35:38.680 Yeah. 35:38.760 --> 35:40.720 And you, Wojtek, why didn’t you tell me anything? 35:40.799 --> 35:43.360 -I’m your friend, you can trust me. -Right, you’re henpecked, Kuba. 35:43.440 --> 35:44.960 -Um… -We kept this to ourselves 35:45.040 --> 35:47.240 because we didn’t want anybody to intervene 35:47.319 --> 35:49.280 or prevent us from sticking to the plan. 35:49.360 --> 35:50.720 We’re doing this for Halina’s sake. 35:50.799 --> 35:51.920 For Halina. 35:52.000 --> 35:54.280 We’re doing this to attract tourists to the village, 35:54.360 --> 35:55.680 so they’ll buy Halina’s cheese. 35:55.760 --> 35:57.000 And she’ll make money. 35:57.080 --> 35:59.560 And with that money, she can finally pay off her debt. 35:59.640 --> 36:01.360 -She has quite the debt. -Yeah, the debt. 36:01.440 --> 36:03.080 Wait a second. Hold on. 36:03.160 --> 36:04.960 What debt are you talking about? 36:05.040 --> 36:07.000 Uh… what a lovely night. 36:07.080 --> 36:07.920 Hmm. 36:08.000 --> 36:09.200 Guys, come here. 36:09.280 --> 36:11.760 -This grass needs more stomping. -This part is crooked. 36:11.839 --> 36:13.880 -Ah, yeah, you’re right. -Stomp there too. 36:15.319 --> 36:16.720 Oh, what a mess. 36:31.600 --> 36:32.799 I’ll explain inside. 36:34.880 --> 36:35.720 Come on in. 36:35.799 --> 36:39.360 Right now, Kuba and I, we can cover about 6,000, 36:40.000 --> 36:42.799 but one thing’s for sure, we can’t pay it all off. 36:42.880 --> 36:44.360 We don’t have the money. 36:44.880 --> 36:48.040 -I know, honey, but we won’t let Halina-- -Hold your horses. 36:48.120 --> 36:49.360 You know how Halina is. 36:49.440 --> 36:52.160 She won’t accept a single zloty from either of you. 36:52.240 --> 36:53.520 Why didn’t you tell me 36:53.600 --> 36:56.720 that you and Halina were caught up in some financial pyramid scheme? 36:56.799 --> 36:58.440 Halina asked me not to. That’s why. 36:58.520 --> 37:00.960 I’m not surprised you fell for that financial crap, 37:01.040 --> 37:02.920 but Halina, seriously? 37:04.040 --> 37:05.839 Because it looked like a good deal. 37:07.880 --> 37:11.760 You start off with a nice ten percent return on your investment. 37:11.839 --> 37:12.799 How do you know? 37:12.880 --> 37:15.480 Because I invested some money and lost it too. 37:15.560 --> 37:16.960 But I didn’t go into debt. 37:18.600 --> 37:22.640 And how did you come up with this alien plan? 37:22.720 --> 37:24.120 It was my idea. 37:24.200 --> 37:25.520 I saw this program… 37:27.319 --> 37:29.120 on TV. It was about English farmers. 37:29.200 --> 37:31.640 Who attracted tourists thanks to crop circles. 37:31.720 --> 37:34.040 Those farmers made tons and tons of money. 37:34.120 --> 37:35.120 Why not us? I’m thinking. 37:35.200 --> 37:37.400 The other day, Wojtek mentioned aliens, 37:37.480 --> 37:38.960 but it was just a silly comment. 37:39.560 --> 37:41.359 I hate to brag, but the idea was all mine. 37:41.440 --> 37:43.520 Jan is the brains behind the operation. 37:44.040 --> 37:46.720 Yeah, he’s got a good head on his shoulders. 37:46.799 --> 37:48.920 And then the two of them convinced us 37:49.000 --> 37:51.520 we should get on board the alien life raft, 37:51.600 --> 37:53.200 and now here we are. 37:53.280 --> 37:56.200 We’re always down for a good party. You know us. 38:00.000 --> 38:03.040 -A rescue party. Obviously. -Obviously. To the rescue. 38:40.359 --> 38:43.960 …sings all of creation 38:44.480 --> 38:45.480 Uh, sorry, ma’am. 38:46.319 --> 38:49.440 -Get off the road. -Excuse me. Excuse me. 38:51.560 --> 38:53.839 Um, can you tell us where those crop circles are? 38:54.600 --> 38:57.280 Are you going there to pray for aliens or what? 38:57.359 --> 38:58.359 Of course not. 38:58.440 --> 38:59.799 We’re going to see the Holy Virgin, 38:59.880 --> 39:01.640 but wanted to stop by the crop circles first. 39:01.720 --> 39:03.799 -They’re back there somewhere. -Okay. Um… 39:03.880 --> 39:06.319 by any chance, are those cheeses for sale? 39:06.400 --> 39:08.839 They are indeed. Why? Do… do you want to buy some? 39:08.920 --> 39:09.960 Of course. 39:10.040 --> 39:12.040 They’re nice and fresh. I made them myself. 39:12.120 --> 39:14.000 Goat cheese. Come on, now. Have a look. 39:22.240 --> 39:23.359 COSMIC POWER-IN-LAW 39:23.440 --> 39:24.400 Here. 39:24.480 --> 39:27.680 -Plenty of garlic, ladies. Halina, Halina. -Oh. Finally, thanks. 39:27.760 --> 39:29.319 Good morning. 39:29.400 --> 39:31.680 Yeah, yeah. Hello. Good morning, everybody. 39:40.839 --> 39:42.480 -Good morning. -Yes, hello. Hi. 39:42.560 --> 39:44.160 Do you know where the crop circles are? 39:44.240 --> 39:46.880 -Crop circles? -Yeah, there’s a story about it online. 39:46.960 --> 39:48.160 -Online? -Yeah. 39:48.240 --> 39:49.920 I saw the UFO with my own eyes. 39:50.000 --> 39:51.880 They wanted to abduct me. 39:51.960 --> 39:53.600 And luckily, I’m a fast runner. 39:53.680 --> 39:55.160 Will I make it ’til tomorrow? 39:55.240 --> 39:57.440 Subscribe to my channel, What the Shock, to find out. 39:58.440 --> 39:59.520 Yeah, well… 40:00.640 --> 40:01.520 Oh, oh. 40:01.600 --> 40:03.680 Uh, would the two of you like to buy cheese? 40:03.760 --> 40:05.680 I still have a few left for sale. 40:05.760 --> 40:07.880 They’re fresh. I made them myself. 40:11.960 --> 40:13.160 And if ever you’re hungry, 40:13.240 --> 40:16.000 there’s this really, really good restaurant down that way. 40:16.080 --> 40:18.880 I promise, it’s the best one in the entire region. 40:18.960 --> 40:22.000 -It’s called Oliwia’s Amazing Food. -Ah. 40:22.080 --> 40:23.120 Sounds good. 40:23.200 --> 40:24.160 -Thank you. -Thank you. 40:24.240 --> 40:26.200 It’s worth a visit, let me tell you. 40:26.280 --> 40:28.880 Bye now. Have a nice day. 41:05.520 --> 41:06.600 Julian. 41:07.400 --> 41:08.359 Halina. 41:08.440 --> 41:10.080 What are you doing here? 41:10.160 --> 41:11.319 I knew it. 41:11.400 --> 41:14.240 I knew my heart would lead the way to my darling. 41:14.319 --> 41:15.440 Yeah, whatever. 41:15.520 --> 41:17.160 -Darling. -Come here, quick. Quick, quick. 41:17.240 --> 41:18.720 What? Where? 41:18.799 --> 41:20.120 Come on. This way. 41:21.040 --> 41:22.600 Oh, Halina. 41:34.319 --> 41:37.640 My grandson showed me some videos about your alien friends. 41:37.720 --> 41:39.520 I recognized you right away. 41:39.600 --> 41:41.720 It was a sign from the universe. 41:41.799 --> 41:44.240 What happens in Ciechocinek stays in Ciechocinek. 41:44.319 --> 41:47.640 But… Halina, I think about you all the time. 41:47.720 --> 41:51.440 And this whole alien business, it’s… it’s… it’s… making me nervous. 41:51.520 --> 41:55.120 Did you know that aliens have abducted hundreds of people in America 41:55.200 --> 41:58.240 and used them for their body parts and research? 41:58.319 --> 42:01.040 Come on, you don’t seriously believe that nonsense, Julian? 42:01.120 --> 42:02.560 I don’t believe it. 42:02.640 --> 42:04.280 NASA confirmed it. 42:04.799 --> 42:07.080 -Astronauts have seen many UFOs, Halina. -Hmm. 42:07.160 --> 42:08.400 Be careful, okay? 42:08.480 --> 42:11.240 I’m not joking. This is very serious. 42:11.319 --> 42:13.000 For your own safety, Halina, 42:13.080 --> 42:16.040 it would be best if you came with me to Kielce. 42:16.560 --> 42:18.440 And as soon as things calm down, 42:18.520 --> 42:22.920 we can then decide what to do and where we might want to live together. 42:25.359 --> 42:26.920 Julian, you’re crazy. 42:28.080 --> 42:29.880 You should go home. 42:30.760 --> 42:32.080 Come on. Go home. 42:34.720 --> 42:36.600 Of course. Typical woman. 42:40.319 --> 42:43.600 CROP CIRCLES 43:00.640 --> 43:02.480 And we’ll take both these figurines, please. 43:02.560 --> 43:05.160 Okay. Entrance is free for children but not for adults. 43:05.240 --> 43:08.680 -With the two figurines, that’ll be a 150. -Uh-huh, here you go. 43:08.760 --> 43:10.480 Did you really see the aliens? 43:10.560 --> 43:13.560 Oh, of course I did. I saw them quite a few times already. 43:13.640 --> 43:15.560 -It was dark out… -Can we take a picture with you? 43:15.640 --> 43:16.480 …so it’s hard to say. 43:16.560 --> 43:17.400 -Yeah, sure. -Yay. 43:17.480 --> 43:18.760 -Be my guest. -Thank you. Come on. 43:18.839 --> 43:20.280 -Let’s take a selfie together. -Okay. 43:20.359 --> 43:24.720 Ready? Three, two and… Aliens. 43:24.799 --> 43:27.600 Okay, the crop circles are that way, off you go. 43:27.680 --> 43:30.560 -Fresh homemade pie, come and get it. -Homemade fresh pie. 43:30.640 --> 43:32.280 Ladies, why are you giving it away? 43:32.359 --> 43:34.040 These people drove a long way to get here. 43:34.120 --> 43:35.240 We’re just trying to be nice. 43:35.319 --> 43:37.040 Right now, we can’t afford to be nice. 43:37.120 --> 43:38.440 -Enough with the hospitality. -But… 43:38.520 --> 43:40.160 I know it’s not easy to rip-off tourists, 43:40.240 --> 43:43.000 but they’re the ones willing to believe in this alien nonsense. 43:43.080 --> 43:45.480 No one is forcing them to pay. Not really. 43:46.160 --> 43:48.799 And none of this money is for us. 43:48.879 --> 43:50.600 -Two zlotys a slice, then. -Five. 43:50.680 --> 43:51.520 Pie. 43:51.600 --> 43:53.400 -Come get your homemade pie. -It’s delicious. 43:53.480 --> 43:55.280 -Five zlotys a slice. -And it’s cheap. 43:55.359 --> 43:58.080 God almighty holds the truth behind the crop circle mystery. 43:58.160 --> 44:01.400 Take heed, beloved, these signs may lead the Christian soul astray. 44:01.480 --> 44:02.760 Faith is our protection. 44:02.839 --> 44:06.600 For a humble donation, I will offer a prayer for every lamb in His flock. 44:06.680 --> 44:09.200 Maybe the Reverend could chip in to Halina’s funding too? 44:09.280 --> 44:11.280 I’m collecting for the church, but you’ll get a cut. 44:11.359 --> 44:14.600 Through faith, we find our shield. A humble donation, if you please. 44:14.680 --> 44:18.480 I never envied Halina for anything, but I sure do hope I’ll find someone 44:18.560 --> 44:20.839 who loves me the way Jan loves her. 44:21.600 --> 44:23.760 I thought you said you were in love. 44:26.280 --> 44:27.640 I was just stupid, as always. 44:29.879 --> 44:32.240 Let’s just say he wasn’t the cream of the crop. 44:33.920 --> 44:35.920 We need to get them back together. 44:36.000 --> 44:39.560 It would be a shame for Halina and Jan to waste that kind of love. 44:39.640 --> 44:40.839 Mm. 44:40.920 --> 44:42.560 -Good morning. -Good morning. 44:42.640 --> 44:43.480 Good morning. 44:43.560 --> 44:45.000 We heard you serve great food here. 44:45.080 --> 44:47.640 Yes, our restaurant is the best in the village. 44:47.720 --> 44:48.960 Come this way. 44:50.440 --> 44:52.000 -Thank you. -Here. 44:52.080 --> 44:52.920 Mmm. 44:54.640 --> 44:55.520 How’s this table? 44:55.600 --> 44:57.319 -Yeah, perfect. -Someone will be right over. 44:57.400 --> 44:58.799 -Thank you. -Thank you. 44:58.879 --> 45:00.280 OLIWIA’S 45:08.240 --> 45:10.160 Ah, send them to me. 45:10.240 --> 45:13.080 Turns out, dramatic rom-com movies are pretty accurate. 45:13.160 --> 45:14.879 There. Sent. 45:14.960 --> 45:16.120 Always the same scenario, 45:16.200 --> 45:18.839 a woman runs away from the altar because there’s another guy waiting. 45:18.920 --> 45:19.920 Every time. 45:20.760 --> 45:24.120 I’ll need more than a few pictures to believe Halina is unfaithful. 45:26.480 --> 45:28.440 She might have lost her money, but not my trust. 45:28.520 --> 45:29.799 She didn’t cheat. 45:31.520 --> 45:32.720 Don’t tell anyone. 45:32.799 --> 45:35.680 Jan, I won’t. No. 45:50.600 --> 45:51.560 Hello, Father. 45:52.120 --> 45:53.240 Hello, my child. 45:54.839 --> 45:57.040 I need to talk to you about something. 45:58.319 --> 45:59.680 I’d like to find out 46:00.280 --> 46:04.799 if Halina brought up any grave sins in her pre-wedding confession? 46:06.200 --> 46:08.200 I’m sorry, I’m bound by the seal of confession. 46:09.799 --> 46:11.240 You don’t have to say anything. 46:11.760 --> 46:15.040 Just nod your head while I list the unforgivable sins. 46:15.120 --> 46:16.720 I’m only interested in one of them. 46:18.879 --> 46:23.400 Shall I remind you about the time I carved nativity figurines for you for free? 46:23.480 --> 46:26.400 -Remember? -You didn’t only carve nativity figurines, 46:26.480 --> 46:29.160 now we also have to pray to Halina because of you. 46:29.680 --> 46:32.920 Oh, come on. She… she looks good up there. 46:35.000 --> 46:36.480 For the church renovations. 46:37.920 --> 46:39.920 Are you sure you want to find out? 46:40.760 --> 46:42.720 Then don’t say I didn’t warn you. 46:42.799 --> 46:46.200 Halina didn’t come to confession before the wedding ceremony. 46:48.280 --> 46:50.200 And you let her take the sacrament anyway? 46:50.280 --> 46:52.400 Halina’s too almighty for me to handle. 46:52.480 --> 46:53.560 I was afraid to say no. 46:53.640 --> 46:54.560 Oh… 46:57.760 --> 47:00.120 My goodness, beautiful Halina, 47:00.920 --> 47:03.839 how many sins are you keeping from the confessional? 47:13.920 --> 47:15.480 Jan, Jan, Jan. 47:15.560 --> 47:16.400 Oh! 47:17.200 --> 47:20.120 I’d like to invite you to a reconciliation dinner with Halina. 47:20.200 --> 47:25.160 Halina? Sounds like a good idea because I’ve got things to say to her. 47:26.319 --> 47:27.200 Ah. 47:28.480 --> 47:30.760 What’s going on here? What are you up to? 47:30.839 --> 47:32.280 Something. 47:32.359 --> 47:34.319 I cooked you your favorite dish. 47:34.400 --> 47:36.200 Who’s the other dish for? 47:36.280 --> 47:38.839 It’s for your future partner for life. 47:50.319 --> 47:51.720 You’ll see. It’ll be fun. 47:54.359 --> 47:55.520 Halina. 47:56.319 --> 47:58.240 It’s time we have a serious talk. 47:59.359 --> 48:01.240 Halina. 48:02.200 --> 48:04.040 Oh, there’s nothing to talk about. 48:04.120 --> 48:06.200 You were right. Those aliens are great for business. 48:06.280 --> 48:09.799 I’ve never sold so much cheese. Guess how much I sold just today? 48:09.879 --> 48:11.319 How could you cheat on me, Halina? 48:11.400 --> 48:15.960 Have you lost your mind, Jan? What in the world are you talking about? 48:16.040 --> 48:19.600 Look. I have proof of your disgusting infidelity. 48:21.040 --> 48:22.760 Halina. No. 48:23.359 --> 48:25.240 -My goodness. -Halina. 48:26.240 --> 48:27.280 Halina. 48:27.879 --> 48:29.120 Are you all right? 48:29.200 --> 48:31.280 -Halina, are you okay? -Momma. 48:31.799 --> 48:33.720 Halina. 48:33.799 --> 48:34.720 C'mon, Momma. 48:38.080 --> 48:42.560 How could you… do this to me, Halina? 48:44.319 --> 48:46.760 Since you’ve already condemned me, fine. 48:46.839 --> 48:48.680 I cheated on you, Jan. 48:48.760 --> 48:50.720 You want it? You got it. Okay? 49:10.240 --> 49:13.280 You’re not allowed to pass until you’ve told me the truth. 49:15.280 --> 49:18.319 This is my house, and no one tells me what to do around here. 49:18.400 --> 49:19.359 Oh yeah? 49:19.440 --> 49:20.720 Wanna bet about that? 49:24.960 --> 49:25.839 Ewa. 49:26.600 --> 49:29.400 Mom, losing all your money is one thing. 49:29.480 --> 49:31.200 Infidelity? That’s another. 49:31.280 --> 49:32.560 How do you know I lost money? 49:32.640 --> 49:35.160 So you admit it? You’ve been lying to poor Jan? 49:35.240 --> 49:37.600 Ewa, I will not share my private life with you. 49:47.760 --> 49:48.960 No, no. No! 49:49.040 --> 49:51.920 Don’t. That’s a keepsake from Granddaddy. Careful. 49:53.080 --> 49:55.000 -Calm down, okay? -Talk. 49:55.080 --> 49:56.600 This is all because of Jan. 49:57.120 --> 49:58.280 Before the wedding, 49:58.359 --> 50:02.720 I heard him speak to the brothers-in-law. He said it would be a mistake to marry me. 50:02.799 --> 50:05.520 So, I wanted to get back at him. 50:06.520 --> 50:07.839 I need details. 50:08.560 --> 50:09.480 I… 50:10.319 --> 50:13.480 I signed up for that singing contest all the way in Ciechocinek. 50:13.560 --> 50:16.879 I went there alone because the girls were sick with the flu. 50:17.399 --> 50:18.359 -Oh. -Mm-hmm. 50:18.440 --> 50:21.520 So that’s where you met the other guy? In Ciechocinek. 50:21.600 --> 50:22.760 His name’s Julian. 50:22.839 --> 50:25.080 He’s part of the Kielce Larks. 50:25.600 --> 50:27.280 He’s their handsome soloist. 50:27.799 --> 50:30.600 Anyway, we had some fun and sang together. 50:31.839 --> 50:32.720 And? 50:33.560 --> 50:36.160 And we also went dancing together later that night. 50:36.240 --> 50:37.359 And? 50:39.799 --> 50:43.200 And we might have shared a small snifter of cognac. 50:45.359 --> 50:46.240 One glass? 50:46.839 --> 50:47.960 Two at the most. 50:50.879 --> 50:54.560 Now get busy and clean up this big mess you’ve made in my house. 50:59.160 --> 51:00.280 Does it need more seasoning? 51:00.359 --> 51:02.000 -Let me try it. -No, it’s pretty good. 51:02.080 --> 51:04.040 Mm-mm. It needs seasoning. 51:04.120 --> 51:05.040 How’s yours? 51:05.120 --> 51:07.200 -Not that good. -Mmm. It’s delicious. 51:07.280 --> 51:09.799 You can’t be serious? It tastes like disappointment to me. 51:09.879 --> 51:11.839 You’re too hard on yourself. It’s really good. 51:11.920 --> 51:13.120 And you’re being too nice. 51:13.200 --> 51:15.640 I’m not. If I didn’t like it, I would tell you. 51:15.720 --> 51:16.960 You’re a great chef. 51:42.359 --> 51:44.080 Four, five, six… 51:44.160 --> 51:46.799 Guess who came up with this whole alien story? 51:48.440 --> 51:49.399 Jan did. 51:50.920 --> 51:51.879 All for you. 51:55.879 --> 51:56.960 This should help. 51:58.000 --> 51:59.160 Everyone chipped in. 51:59.240 --> 52:02.640 Jan says you’ll have enough at the end of the month to clear your debt. 52:08.240 --> 52:10.200 My God, what are you trying to say? 52:11.240 --> 52:13.760 All everyone ever wanted was to help me? 52:17.040 --> 52:18.080 Thank you. 52:18.160 --> 52:21.240 Mom, why don’t you go talk to Jan? 52:22.560 --> 52:23.440 No. 52:24.040 --> 52:25.560 I can’t accept the money. 52:26.920 --> 52:28.760 Why do you always have to be so stubborn? 52:28.839 --> 52:32.120 I will not let other people pay the price of my stupidity. 52:32.200 --> 52:34.960 All I’m asking for is that you talk to him, okay? 52:35.040 --> 52:37.640 You and I have never been able to get along. 52:37.720 --> 52:40.080 And now you’re willing to lose Jan too? 52:40.160 --> 52:41.960 You ran away from me, Ewa. 52:42.480 --> 52:44.359 As far and as soon as you could. 52:44.440 --> 52:46.280 And don’t you ever wonder why? 53:06.680 --> 53:08.520 Hello? 53:08.600 --> 53:10.799 The angel sculpture you sent me is beautiful. 53:10.879 --> 53:12.600 It’s a perfect fit for my gallery. 53:12.680 --> 53:14.280 I had a feeling you’d like it. 53:14.359 --> 53:16.440 But do you think there’d be buyers for it in New York? 53:16.520 --> 53:19.720 Absolutely. A graceful blend of sensuality and pastoral grace. 53:19.799 --> 53:21.520 It’s unique. Who’s the sculptor? 53:21.600 --> 53:23.960 You can fly over and meet him in person if you’d like. 53:24.040 --> 53:26.040 Some customers are eager to see more of his work. 53:26.120 --> 53:27.920 Hurry and send me pictures, yeah? 53:28.000 --> 53:30.399 -Right now? -I’m talking wealthy people, Ewa. 53:30.480 --> 53:33.200 And you know how this business works. Strike while the iron is hot. 53:33.280 --> 53:35.480 Maybe it’ll lead to something. Bye. 53:38.440 --> 53:40.920 Okay, now move the light to the other side, please. 53:41.000 --> 53:42.720 That’s what I call an eye for art. 53:42.799 --> 53:47.359 Thanks to your setup, Jan’s little figurines are real showpieces. 53:47.440 --> 53:50.040 Yeah, but are they worth anything? 53:50.120 --> 53:53.520 Jan, I believe in your art because it comes straight from the heart. 53:55.720 --> 53:56.600 We’re all set. 53:57.120 --> 53:58.560 You’re a true blessing, Ewa. 53:58.640 --> 54:00.280 So now what? 54:00.359 --> 54:04.240 Now, we keep our fingers crossed and hope that someone buys them. 54:04.319 --> 54:05.640 All right. 54:06.280 --> 54:07.839 Bye, guys. 54:07.920 --> 54:08.760 See you. 54:09.280 --> 54:10.200 And thank you. 54:13.040 --> 54:14.000 I’m off too, Jan. 54:14.080 --> 54:15.399 Where are you going? 54:16.200 --> 54:19.520 A true gentleman doesn’t let a woman walk home alone at night. 54:19.600 --> 54:22.000 Who knows, she could get abducted by aliens. 54:22.080 --> 54:22.920 Ah. 54:26.520 --> 54:28.680 My guitar. 54:36.040 --> 54:37.520 Wow, I look good. 54:38.240 --> 54:39.960 Much better than in person. 54:40.040 --> 54:42.000 Is that what I look like deep down in your heart? 54:43.120 --> 54:44.560 I still have to add your guitar. 54:46.480 --> 54:47.879 Could you pose for me? 54:55.520 --> 54:56.680 How’s this for you? 54:58.600 --> 54:59.960 Can you sing something? 55:00.640 --> 55:01.520 Uh… 55:02.120 --> 55:04.240 I get nervous when I’m madly in love. 55:05.760 --> 55:07.640 What makes a song great if not love? 55:09.319 --> 55:10.160 I don’t know. 55:10.680 --> 55:12.520 I have trouble confessing my feelings. 55:13.839 --> 55:16.280 You could sing them if it makes it easier. 55:16.879 --> 55:18.839 I’m pretty sure it’ll help. 55:24.200 --> 55:28.440 I see you eat those dumplings As if you want to kiss me 55:30.240 --> 55:32.520 Wojtek, can’t you see our artist is busy? 55:34.120 --> 55:35.480 Make yourself useful instead. 55:35.560 --> 55:37.839 There’s a ton of dishes piling up in the sink. 55:37.920 --> 55:39.920 -No… -Yes. 55:46.680 --> 55:47.879 How’s Halina doing? 55:48.399 --> 55:51.960 Ah, I get the feeling she’d prefer if I weren’t here. 55:52.040 --> 55:56.080 No, I’m sure in her own stubborn way, she’s happy you came to visit us. 55:56.160 --> 55:57.200 Mm. 55:57.760 --> 56:00.240 You’ve always been such a good friend, Adam. 56:02.760 --> 56:06.640 And what if I told you I always wished we’d be more than friends, 56:06.720 --> 56:08.319 but you never gave me a chance. 56:08.399 --> 56:10.720 Hm? 56:13.600 --> 56:14.920 This is looking good. 56:15.960 --> 56:17.640 Very good as a matter of fact. 56:19.879 --> 56:21.879 That’s exactly what my mother needs. 56:22.720 --> 56:24.839 Please don’t start playing matchmaker. 56:26.799 --> 56:28.080 I don’t even have to. 56:38.640 --> 56:39.480 Bleh. 56:40.760 --> 56:41.960 Ugh, this is bland, Oliwia. 56:42.040 --> 56:43.960 Instead of worrying about your mother’s love life, 56:44.040 --> 56:45.680 you should worry about your cooking skills. 56:45.760 --> 56:48.160 -Wojtek. -Bland? No, I don’t think so. 56:52.600 --> 56:53.440 He’s right, it is. 56:55.080 --> 56:58.359 Giorgio Rivali, a chef from Milan, had the same problem. 56:58.440 --> 57:00.359 He was so focused on getting the Michelin star, 57:00.440 --> 57:02.560 he lost his taste buds and cooking skills. 57:02.640 --> 57:04.319 Honey, that won’t happen to you. 57:04.839 --> 57:06.600 Everything is delicious, right, Wojtek? 57:07.680 --> 57:10.120 Yeah. Yeah, it’s the best soup I’ve ever had. 57:10.200 --> 57:12.040 I’ll taste it again to be sure. 57:14.839 --> 57:16.919 Uh, that’s what I thought. It tastes great. 57:17.440 --> 57:19.000 Mm-hmm. Mmm. 57:19.080 --> 57:21.560 My taste buds are the problem. The dirty plates are calling. 57:23.040 --> 57:24.640 -Kuba. -Hey… 57:24.720 --> 57:26.120 I don’t know how to cook anymore. 57:26.200 --> 57:29.440 Honey, I promise you it’s delicious. Really. 57:42.480 --> 57:43.440 Have a nice day. 57:43.520 --> 57:45.279 Thank you. Have a nice visit. 57:45.359 --> 57:46.279 I blew a tire. 57:46.960 --> 57:49.600 Halina asked you to sell her cheese? 57:49.680 --> 57:51.240 -Ewa. -Ah. 57:51.319 --> 57:54.399 You should’ve seen her lifting the cheese. She was… 57:54.960 --> 57:55.799 Was what? 57:55.879 --> 57:57.440 Really… 57:58.359 --> 57:59.879 -Huh. -Have a nice day. 57:59.960 --> 58:01.680 -You too. Goodbye. -Bye. 58:02.799 --> 58:05.080 Everyone’s selling something around here, except for me. 58:05.160 --> 58:06.120 Oh… 58:06.200 --> 58:07.759 Maybe you could, uh… 58:07.839 --> 58:10.080 write a song, and it might become a hit. 58:11.160 --> 58:14.279 -Write a song. -Why didn’t I think of that sooner? 58:14.359 --> 58:16.720 We’ve collected quite a hefty sum for Halina. Look. 58:17.759 --> 58:19.120 And there’s more coming. 58:20.399 --> 58:22.160 I truly admire you, Jan. 58:23.240 --> 58:26.919 Gathering money for Halina, whereas she turned out to be unfaithful. 58:27.520 --> 58:28.680 If I were you, I’d move on. 58:28.759 --> 58:30.319 She doesn’t deserve your heart. 58:32.799 --> 58:34.600 My heart remains faithful… 58:36.080 --> 58:37.279 even if it’s broken. 58:38.040 --> 58:38.919 Aw. 58:40.560 --> 58:45.680 My heart is faithful Although broken 58:47.480 --> 58:49.120 -Hmm -Nah, nah, nah. 58:49.200 --> 58:51.560 I'm gonna start carding people. 58:51.640 --> 58:53.200 Here, have a piece of salami. 58:53.279 --> 58:57.520 Excuse me, gentlemen. Uh, I’m looking for a friend of mine. 58:58.919 --> 59:01.440 Well, come on over. No need to stand so far away from us. 59:01.520 --> 59:04.160 I don’t want to get too close to… 59:04.240 --> 59:08.279 those crop circles because they might radiate some strange chemical or harmful. 59:08.359 --> 59:10.359 That’s why we brewed Cosmic Power. 59:10.440 --> 59:13.000 Come see for yourself. It helps against alien viruses. 59:13.080 --> 59:14.960 -Come closer. Don’t be scared. -Does it work? 59:15.040 --> 59:16.879 -Of course it does. -Yeah. 59:17.200 --> 59:18.560 Well… 59:18.640 --> 59:20.040 -Come on. -Come on over. Come here. 59:20.120 --> 59:21.319 Check it out. Take a look. 59:21.399 --> 59:22.759 -Ah. -It’s good stuff. 59:22.839 --> 59:25.359 Gentlemen, I’m sorry, but by any chance 59:25.440 --> 59:27.919 do you know where I can find Halina? 59:28.000 --> 59:29.960 -Do you know her? -Yeah. 59:30.040 --> 59:31.600 -We do. -Halina, right? 59:31.680 --> 59:33.040 -She’s short… -Hey. 59:33.120 --> 59:37.879 All of Halina’s friends are greeted with a free bottle of Cosmic Power. 59:37.960 --> 59:39.759 No, there’s no need. Really. 59:39.839 --> 59:43.319 Uh, I… I… I don’t think one bottle is enough to keep the aliens away, 59:43.399 --> 59:45.879 but two bottles, that’ll most certainly do the trick. 59:45.960 --> 59:47.720 -Oh, thank you. That’s nice of you. -But, Jan. 59:47.799 --> 59:49.319 You should make him pay half price. 59:49.399 --> 59:50.640 He might have a hard time… 59:50.720 --> 59:52.640 -Stay out of it. -…swallowing all that sweetness. 59:52.720 --> 59:55.279 I heard you say you were looking for Halina, right? 59:55.359 --> 59:58.240 I’d be more than happy to take you to her place. 59:59.480 --> 01:00:01.279 This way is faster. 01:00:01.359 --> 01:00:03.399 Please, follow me. Ah. Let’s go. 01:00:03.480 --> 01:00:06.000 Let’s put those bottles on Jan’s tab. 01:00:06.520 --> 01:00:08.000 Even though he said they were free? 01:00:08.080 --> 01:00:09.200 Put it on his tab. 01:00:14.359 --> 01:00:16.399 Did you ask what’s she’s up to? 01:00:16.480 --> 01:00:18.319 I… I did, but she wouldn’t tell me the truth. 01:00:19.879 --> 01:00:21.839 You two need to go to therapy. 01:00:22.359 --> 01:00:25.240 You really think Halina would admit her mistakes to a stranger? 01:00:26.600 --> 01:00:29.319 Nah, that’ll never happen. We need to find out what she’s up to. 01:00:30.160 --> 01:00:32.600 Don’t count on me. I won’t spy on my own grandma. 01:00:39.839 --> 01:00:41.520 Yes, can you hear me? 01:00:41.600 --> 01:00:43.399 Okay, so I was saying… 01:00:43.960 --> 01:00:45.399 write this in the ad. 01:00:45.480 --> 01:00:48.240 1,500 square meters of land. 01:00:48.319 --> 01:00:50.080 A lovely meadow right by the forest. 01:00:50.160 --> 01:00:51.399 Yes. Yeah. 01:00:52.319 --> 01:00:53.200 Yeah. 01:00:53.839 --> 01:00:56.720 Post it in the newspaper and put it on the internet too. 01:00:57.240 --> 01:00:59.919 I need to sell this land as quickly as possible. 01:01:00.000 --> 01:01:00.839 Yes. 01:01:23.480 --> 01:01:26.319 A little further down this road, then we’ll take a left. 01:01:26.399 --> 01:01:27.240 Ah. 01:01:28.919 --> 01:01:29.960 This way, follow me. 01:01:33.480 --> 01:01:35.000 We’re almost there. 01:01:35.080 --> 01:01:36.480 We’re getting close. 01:01:36.560 --> 01:01:37.560 Watch your step. 01:01:41.240 --> 01:01:42.200 Oh. 01:01:42.279 --> 01:01:43.919 This way. Come on. You first. 01:01:44.000 --> 01:01:46.440 No, no, no, no. You go first. 01:01:46.520 --> 01:01:47.560 I’ll follow your steps. 01:01:47.640 --> 01:01:49.799 No, you’re the guest. You should go first. 01:01:49.879 --> 01:01:51.879 -Please, go. -Okay. 01:01:53.600 --> 01:01:55.680 If you… insist. 01:01:56.200 --> 01:01:57.919 -Oh, I insist. -Oh. 01:01:58.640 --> 01:02:00.440 There you go. That way. 01:02:00.520 --> 01:02:01.359 Um… 01:02:02.120 --> 01:02:04.440 are you really sure this path is 01:02:06.000 --> 01:02:08.680 the right way to Halina’s place? 01:02:09.240 --> 01:02:11.240 You’re to call her Mrs. Halina. 01:02:12.640 --> 01:02:14.480 I’m not sure I like where this is going. 01:02:15.160 --> 01:02:16.600 She’s my precious treasure. 01:02:16.680 --> 01:02:17.720 Precious treasure? 01:02:18.319 --> 01:02:20.759 You bamboozled her and made me the town cuckold. 01:02:21.279 --> 01:02:24.480 Now everyone’s laughing at me because she left me at the altar. 01:02:25.240 --> 01:02:27.960 I was fooled by her pretty face too. 01:02:28.480 --> 01:02:30.720 She never told me she was engaged. 01:02:30.799 --> 01:02:34.640 Would you be kind enough to hold this for me, please? 01:02:35.240 --> 01:02:38.680 She made me fall in love with her and then… 01:02:38.759 --> 01:02:40.879 she just dumped me like I was nothing. 01:02:40.960 --> 01:02:41.839 Look. 01:02:42.839 --> 01:02:47.279 Lurking for ladies at the promenade 01:02:47.960 --> 01:02:51.200 Every girl will get her chance today 01:02:51.279 --> 01:02:52.480 So then, 01:02:52.560 --> 01:02:56.359 I come all the way here to your village because I wanted to talk to her. 01:02:56.440 --> 01:02:58.000 But she turned me away. 01:02:58.080 --> 01:03:00.240 …chance today 01:03:00.319 --> 01:03:01.399 She turned you down? 01:03:01.480 --> 01:03:04.000 Yes, she said no, and then asked me to leave. 01:03:04.080 --> 01:03:06.480 So that’s what I did, but as soon as I neared Kielce, 01:03:06.560 --> 01:03:08.960 I realized I couldn’t let her go without a fight. 01:03:09.520 --> 01:03:12.120 So I turned around and I came back for her. 01:03:12.200 --> 01:03:13.240 But Halina’s mine. 01:03:13.319 --> 01:03:14.839 Yes, well, now I know that. 01:03:16.480 --> 01:03:20.480 Please, I don’t want to die in this odd little corner of the world. 01:03:20.560 --> 01:03:24.120 I don’t know how things work back where you live because I’ve never been there, 01:03:24.200 --> 01:03:26.240 nor have I traveled much, but here in Podlasie, 01:03:27.080 --> 01:03:28.319 boys don’t cry. 01:03:31.600 --> 01:03:33.279 I’ll pull you out with a horse. 01:03:38.839 --> 01:03:40.080 It needs salt. 01:03:40.160 --> 01:03:42.240 Your precious mother made the cheese base. 01:03:42.319 --> 01:03:44.279 If you listen to your grandma, 01:03:44.359 --> 01:03:46.799 your mom has never been able to do anything correctly. 01:03:46.879 --> 01:03:49.040 I was only joking. The base does not need any salt. 01:03:49.120 --> 01:03:51.160 I never said that, and I’ve always supported you. 01:03:51.240 --> 01:03:52.120 Oh, really? 01:03:52.200 --> 01:03:55.759 Even when I wanted to get into the Academy of Fine Arts? 01:03:55.839 --> 01:03:57.240 What did you say already? 01:03:57.319 --> 01:03:59.120 Oh yeah. That’d I’d never find a job. 01:03:59.200 --> 01:04:03.000 I always dreamed someday you’d get a business degree 01:04:03.080 --> 01:04:04.319 but stay a farmer 01:04:04.399 --> 01:04:09.160 and together we’d start our own business, manufacturing quality cheese. 01:04:09.240 --> 01:04:11.200 That was your dream, not mine, Momma. 01:04:11.279 --> 01:04:13.919 Everyone is allowed to dream. 01:04:14.000 --> 01:04:15.160 Halina. 01:04:15.919 --> 01:04:18.279 Halina. Halina! 01:04:18.359 --> 01:04:21.279 Where is she? Maybe she’s in here. 01:04:21.359 --> 01:04:25.240 Yeah. In… in the sleaze dairy. The… the cheese dairy. Ah! 01:04:27.680 --> 01:04:29.000 What in the world? 01:04:29.600 --> 01:04:31.240 You should be ashamed. 01:04:31.960 --> 01:04:34.520 Showing up here drunk in front of everybody. 01:04:34.600 --> 01:04:37.759 No! You should be ashamed, Halina. 01:04:37.839 --> 01:04:43.279 You chewed us up and spit us out like a black widow. 01:04:45.520 --> 01:04:46.680 Julian, 01:04:48.359 --> 01:04:50.600 I never expected such bad behavior from you. 01:04:53.080 --> 01:04:55.600 -Get out, both of you. -Stop it, Halina. 01:04:55.680 --> 01:04:57.799 That’s enough, now. You… 01:04:58.319 --> 01:05:01.640 You… you’re a true Femme Fatalist. 01:05:01.720 --> 01:05:02.640 Fatale? 01:05:03.480 --> 01:05:04.319 That too. 01:05:04.839 --> 01:05:07.080 -Femme fatale. -Yes. 01:05:07.160 --> 01:05:08.520 That’s all we have to say. 01:05:09.759 --> 01:05:12.439 Nothing worse in this world 01:05:12.960 --> 01:05:15.919 Could ever happen to us 01:05:16.000 --> 01:05:21.919 Never trust a woman Don’t give… 01:05:22.000 --> 01:05:23.000 Femme fatale. 01:05:23.080 --> 01:05:24.160 You watch your mouth. 01:05:46.080 --> 01:05:47.040 Momma… 01:05:47.120 --> 01:05:48.160 What now? 01:05:48.240 --> 01:05:51.120 Neither of you had anything to say to defend be back there, did ya? 01:05:51.200 --> 01:05:52.359 Nothing at all. 01:05:52.439 --> 01:05:55.240 Momma, we have more important things to talk about. 01:05:55.960 --> 01:05:59.919 Grandma, this land belongs to you, it’s your patrimony. 01:06:03.720 --> 01:06:05.319 How do you know I’m selling? 01:06:05.399 --> 01:06:06.799 Please don’t sell your land. 01:06:07.960 --> 01:06:10.520 I won’t let anyone pay off my debts. 01:06:14.040 --> 01:06:15.040 I tried. 01:06:15.640 --> 01:06:19.520 I did everything I could to fill my financial holes with cheese but… 01:06:20.040 --> 01:06:21.600 And Wojtek doesn’t know. 01:06:22.439 --> 01:06:23.520 Doesn’t know what? 01:06:26.200 --> 01:06:28.399 I took out another loan to pay off the old one. 01:06:34.879 --> 01:06:38.040 So how deep in debt are you now, Momma? 01:06:41.480 --> 01:06:42.720 About 70,000. 01:06:42.799 --> 01:06:44.120 70,000? 01:06:49.560 --> 01:06:52.000 -We’ll… we’ll come up with something. -Yeah. 01:06:52.080 --> 01:06:53.200 There’s still… 01:06:53.720 --> 01:06:55.279 plenty of time until the months ends. 01:06:55.359 --> 01:06:56.200 -Yeah. -Exactly. 01:06:56.279 --> 01:06:59.240 Mom’s right, there’s still lots of time left. 01:06:59.839 --> 01:07:01.319 -So much time. -Lot's of time. 01:07:06.439 --> 01:07:08.720 Halina is very… very heavy. 01:07:08.799 --> 01:07:09.720 Yeah. 01:07:09.799 --> 01:07:13.040 Are we ready to turn Halina into an alien? 01:07:16.080 --> 01:07:17.759 No, I can’t do that. 01:07:18.279 --> 01:07:20.480 Then why did we drag her all the way here? 01:07:20.560 --> 01:07:23.560 My mind wants to, but my heart won’t let me do it. 01:07:24.080 --> 01:07:25.279 I’m in love. 01:07:25.359 --> 01:07:26.200 Me too. 01:07:26.759 --> 01:07:27.919 Love’s arrow found me. 01:07:28.000 --> 01:07:30.120 That’s great. It’s something to celebrate. 01:07:30.200 --> 01:07:32.040 And what if my love is a forbidden love? 01:07:32.120 --> 01:07:36.919 If your heart’s intentions are honest and pure, all love is good. 01:07:37.000 --> 01:07:39.040 Wait, are you sure she’s single at least? 01:07:39.120 --> 01:07:40.480 No. She is. She is. 01:07:41.080 --> 01:07:42.640 -She’s all I want. -Oh. 01:07:43.680 --> 01:07:46.879 Since I first saw you 01:07:47.520 --> 01:07:49.919 I can’t eat. I can’t sleep 01:07:50.000 --> 01:07:52.399 There’s something off with the melody. 01:07:52.480 --> 01:07:54.600 Look, I’m just letting my heart speak for itself. 01:07:54.680 --> 01:07:58.240 Really? Because I’ve heard that song somewhere before… 01:07:58.319 --> 01:07:59.439 Was it at church? 01:07:59.520 --> 01:08:02.879 ’Cause of your eyes, your green eyes 01:08:02.960 --> 01:08:03.799 I know. 01:08:03.879 --> 01:08:06.200 -It was on the radio yesterday. -I went crazy 01:08:06.279 --> 01:08:07.120 Ah. 01:08:07.200 --> 01:08:10.839 The stars must have given their glow 01:08:10.919 --> 01:08:14.200 To your eyes 01:08:14.279 --> 01:08:17.760 And my heart, thirsty for love 01:08:17.840 --> 01:08:20.920 -Who’s there? -We’ve got a crisis on our hands. 01:08:21.000 --> 01:08:22.880 We really need to talk to you, Jan. 01:08:22.960 --> 01:08:25.120 Halina is trying to sell her land. 01:08:25.760 --> 01:08:27.240 We’ve got to find a way to stop her. 01:08:43.720 --> 01:08:46.479 FOR SALE 01:08:56.800 --> 01:08:57.800 Ah. 01:08:58.760 --> 01:09:01.040 That’s one sad “for sale” sign. 01:09:02.960 --> 01:09:06.359 Louise, maybe we should add a little color to it? 01:09:06.439 --> 01:09:07.920 Huh? 01:09:21.560 --> 01:09:22.520 Huh. 01:09:28.920 --> 01:09:30.840 What are you looking for, Momma? 01:09:31.479 --> 01:09:33.319 I’m looking for some paint. 01:09:34.439 --> 01:09:39.240 My goodness, Ewa, is everything you own packed into this tiny little bag of yours? 01:09:40.679 --> 01:09:42.000 Yes. 01:09:45.479 --> 01:09:48.080 I’m not going back. There’s nothing left there for me. 01:09:50.000 --> 01:09:51.679 As always, I trusted the wrong guy. 01:09:51.760 --> 01:09:54.000 Well, you can’t say I haven’t told you so. 01:09:54.080 --> 01:09:56.639 Yes, yes, I know, Momma. You were right. 01:09:56.720 --> 01:09:59.360 There’s absolutely nothing for you… 01:09:59.880 --> 01:10:01.920 to be proud about, I know. 01:10:02.440 --> 01:10:04.599 Ewa, you’re my only daughter. 01:10:04.679 --> 01:10:06.639 Listen Mom, I’ve let you down again. 01:10:07.160 --> 01:10:09.440 I haven’t achieved anything in my life. 01:10:09.520 --> 01:10:10.480 I’m sorry. 01:10:14.360 --> 01:10:15.200 Ewa. 01:10:24.040 --> 01:10:25.560 Ewa, sweetie. 01:10:26.800 --> 01:10:27.720 Ewa. 01:10:29.639 --> 01:10:30.960 Ewa. 01:10:31.040 --> 01:10:33.360 Halina, I’m here. 01:10:33.440 --> 01:10:36.840 I’m not looking for you, and I can’t deal with you right now. Leave me alone. 01:10:36.920 --> 01:10:38.840 Halina, I come in peace. 01:10:39.360 --> 01:10:41.080 I got a little proposition for you. 01:10:41.160 --> 01:10:43.160 Yeah, an indecent one I assume. Forget it. 01:10:43.240 --> 01:10:44.880 No, it’s a business deal. 01:10:44.960 --> 01:10:46.599 I’d like to buy your land. 01:10:46.679 --> 01:10:48.000 I heard it’s for sale. 01:10:51.040 --> 01:10:51.880 Will you pay cash? 01:10:51.960 --> 01:10:53.720 Mm. I’ll pay cash. 01:10:56.240 --> 01:10:57.520 I’m asking for 01:10:58.520 --> 01:11:01.760 70,000… uh, 75,000 I mean. 01:11:03.080 --> 01:11:04.080 Yes, of course. 01:11:04.599 --> 01:11:06.480 I can afford it. I’ll take the hit. 01:11:06.560 --> 01:11:09.520 B… but first, I need to withdraw some money. 01:11:09.599 --> 01:11:11.480 I’ll go do that in Białystok. 01:11:12.360 --> 01:11:14.920 I… if you want, tomorrow we can complete the formalities. 01:11:15.000 --> 01:11:17.520 Wow. Now that’s a decent proposal, Julian. 01:11:17.599 --> 01:11:21.200 Halina, will you show me your, um… 01:11:22.080 --> 01:11:23.200 property? 01:11:27.240 --> 01:11:28.360 Julian… 01:11:28.440 --> 01:11:30.599 Oh, Julian. 01:11:48.720 --> 01:11:49.960 Wojtek. 01:11:51.800 --> 01:11:52.840 Wojtek? 01:11:54.440 --> 01:11:55.920 Where is Jan? 01:11:57.560 --> 01:11:58.800 I’m looking for Jan. 01:11:59.639 --> 01:12:02.000 You’re so pretty. You look like an angel. 01:12:02.080 --> 01:12:04.880 Wake up. Julian is buying Halina’s meadow. 01:12:05.560 --> 01:12:06.400 What? 01:12:06.480 --> 01:12:08.120 She’s giving him a tour as we speak. 01:12:08.200 --> 01:12:12.440 But… we welcomed that snake with open arms, and this is our reward? 01:12:12.520 --> 01:12:14.679 Just worming his way into Halina’s good graces. 01:12:14.760 --> 01:12:17.639 Wojtek, we have to tell Jan immediately. 01:12:17.720 --> 01:12:18.800 It’ll crush him. 01:12:19.360 --> 01:12:20.880 I’ll talk to him. Don’t worry. 01:12:20.960 --> 01:12:23.000 You? Are you sure you’re the right person for that? 01:12:23.080 --> 01:12:26.200 Yeah, I should be the one to tell him about this disgraceful situation. 01:12:28.880 --> 01:12:29.920 I’ve got this. 01:12:37.120 --> 01:12:38.360 Deal. 01:12:40.440 --> 01:12:41.400 Let me walk you home. 01:12:41.480 --> 01:12:43.760 No, no, no, no, no. Uh… 01:12:43.840 --> 01:12:45.720 Uh, I’ll… I’ll walk back alone. 01:12:46.240 --> 01:12:47.440 I need to cool off a bit. 01:12:48.599 --> 01:12:49.599 All right then. 01:12:55.639 --> 01:12:57.520 -Huh. -Congratulations. 01:12:58.800 --> 01:13:00.760 Oh my goodness. You scared me. 01:13:00.840 --> 01:13:03.520 I thought you were a lost alien or something. 01:13:03.599 --> 01:13:05.040 I just saw a stork fly by. 01:13:05.120 --> 01:13:07.960 Around here, storks are known for spreading good news. 01:13:08.040 --> 01:13:11.599 I’m so happy our community is welcoming a resident of such high standing. 01:13:11.679 --> 01:13:13.880 I’m happy if you are. 01:13:14.400 --> 01:13:15.639 Means a lot. 01:13:15.720 --> 01:13:19.560 Especially after what happened with Jan. I was afraid my business offer would… 01:13:19.639 --> 01:13:21.760 offend you and be ill-received. 01:13:21.840 --> 01:13:23.000 Nah… 01:13:23.520 --> 01:13:26.160 I’m actually quite impressed you haven’t given up on Halina yet. 01:13:26.240 --> 01:13:29.360 You’re literally buying your way into her heart through her land. 01:13:29.440 --> 01:13:30.639 I respect that. 01:13:33.800 --> 01:13:35.639 There’s a Podlasian custom that says 01:13:35.720 --> 01:13:39.120 whoever buys our land has to drink to the health of Bodzki residents. 01:13:39.200 --> 01:13:40.960 I’m still hung over from yesterday, 01:13:41.040 --> 01:13:44.120 I can’t even smell another drop of alcohol without getting sick. 01:13:44.200 --> 01:13:47.280 But this is herbal tea. Local and fresh. Try it. 01:13:47.800 --> 01:13:48.920 Podlasie style. 01:13:49.000 --> 01:13:51.200 Huh? 01:13:51.280 --> 01:13:54.360 You do wish Halina well, right? Especially on Kupala Night. 01:13:54.440 --> 01:13:57.520 You celebrate pagan rites here in Bodzki? 01:13:57.599 --> 01:13:58.840 Traditional rites. 01:13:59.599 --> 01:14:00.920 You wanna be one of us? 01:14:01.440 --> 01:14:03.360 Then you have to honor our traditions. 01:14:04.120 --> 01:14:04.960 Huh. 01:14:10.920 --> 01:14:13.240 Good, you only have fourteen sips left. 01:14:13.800 --> 01:14:14.639 What? 01:14:15.440 --> 01:14:16.599 Tradition, you know? 01:14:16.679 --> 01:14:17.920 Oh. 01:14:25.639 --> 01:14:26.560 Hold on. 01:14:31.000 --> 01:14:32.000 Jan, wait. 01:14:34.760 --> 01:14:37.639 Have you, uh, talked to Wojtek yet? 01:14:37.719 --> 01:14:39.000 About what? 01:14:40.400 --> 01:14:42.400 Julian is trying to buy Halina’s meadow. 01:14:44.120 --> 01:14:45.639 He’s buying what? 01:14:56.960 --> 01:14:59.080 How much further ’til the village? 01:14:59.160 --> 01:15:00.639 We’ve been walking for an hour now. 01:15:00.719 --> 01:15:03.280 That’s the herbal tea messing with time. Have another sip. 01:15:03.360 --> 01:15:04.240 No. 01:15:05.000 --> 01:15:06.719 How come you’re not drinking any? 01:15:06.800 --> 01:15:08.719 It’s only for those who buy land from us. 01:15:08.800 --> 01:15:10.760 And also because it gives me heartburn. 01:15:10.840 --> 01:15:11.800 Oh. 01:15:14.160 --> 01:15:17.240 Fireflies. Our very own Podlasie aliens. 01:15:20.360 --> 01:15:23.040 They’re probably plotting their next invasion. 01:15:29.360 --> 01:15:33.840 Wow. Look at them hard at work sending out their probes. 01:15:35.560 --> 01:15:36.400 Julian? 01:15:38.599 --> 01:15:39.480 Julian. 01:15:40.560 --> 01:15:41.599 Julian. 01:15:43.120 --> 01:15:44.440 Damn it. 01:15:44.520 --> 01:15:45.920 Oh, no. 01:15:48.080 --> 01:15:49.040 Julian? 01:15:58.040 --> 01:15:59.160 Julian. 01:16:01.320 --> 01:16:02.440 Julian? 01:16:02.960 --> 01:16:03.800 Jan… 01:16:04.440 --> 01:16:08.200 No, no, no. I have to say it with a little more conviction, right? 01:16:08.280 --> 01:16:09.240 Okay, here I go. 01:16:10.800 --> 01:16:15.880 Dear Jan, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart 01:16:15.960 --> 01:16:18.880 for bringing those aliens to Bodzki for me. 01:16:18.960 --> 01:16:23.599 And forgive me for my bad temper, it’s… it’s not my fault, it’s because… 01:16:23.679 --> 01:16:24.719 Uh… 01:16:24.800 --> 01:16:25.760 Because what? 01:16:25.840 --> 01:16:27.520 Ah. I got it from my dad. 01:16:28.120 --> 01:16:29.920 Okay, one last shot. 01:16:30.000 --> 01:16:31.000 -Dear--. -Halina. 01:16:31.520 --> 01:16:34.080 Oh, I was just about to come and see you. 01:16:34.160 --> 01:16:36.240 -Halina. -Jan, I wanted to thank you from-- 01:16:36.320 --> 01:16:39.040 You must really think pretty little of me 01:16:39.120 --> 01:16:41.679 to trample all over my feelings like that. 01:16:42.679 --> 01:16:46.360 How dare you bring your wannabe lover from God-knows-where to Bodzki. 01:16:46.440 --> 01:16:48.760 But Julian’s intentions are honest and pure. 01:16:48.840 --> 01:16:51.880 He offered to buy my land because he knows I’m having financial problems. 01:16:51.960 --> 01:16:52.880 Halina. 01:16:53.400 --> 01:16:55.760 How could you be so naive? 01:16:55.840 --> 01:16:58.599 All he wants is to get into your pants. 01:17:04.679 --> 01:17:07.760 I couldn’t sh… shut you up any other way. 01:17:10.320 --> 01:17:11.560 Halina. 01:17:15.040 --> 01:17:16.719 Halina! Jan! 01:17:16.800 --> 01:17:18.360 I lost him. That guy. 01:17:18.440 --> 01:17:22.120 I… I turned around for two seconds, and he… he was gone. 01:17:22.200 --> 01:17:23.639 I lost Julian in the woods. 01:17:23.719 --> 01:17:25.639 Can’t you read the room, Wojtek. 01:17:26.160 --> 01:17:27.599 What? 01:17:27.679 --> 01:17:29.440 I lost him in the woods. I’m sorry. 01:18:26.960 --> 01:18:30.760 I sure don’t want to be abducted for my body parts. 01:18:32.920 --> 01:18:34.719 Here, kitty, kitty. 01:18:43.400 --> 01:18:46.520 Guide our children and let them grow strong and healthy. 01:18:49.639 --> 01:18:53.240 Help our dear Halina and Jan remain forever in love… 01:18:53.320 --> 01:18:58.440 …in health and in happiness. And to help them pay their debts also. 01:19:03.000 --> 01:19:05.240 And may our Bodzki flourish forever 01:19:05.760 --> 01:19:08.880 and find good fortune on Kupala Night. 01:19:14.440 --> 01:19:17.160 Good fortune. Good fortune to all. 01:19:19.920 --> 01:19:21.480 Halina? Wojtek 01:19:24.120 --> 01:19:26.120 Have any of you seen Julian? 01:19:26.200 --> 01:19:29.400 It’s that tall guy. The… the… the one who got free bottles of moonshine? 01:19:29.480 --> 01:19:31.240 -No. -We haven’t seen him. 01:19:31.320 --> 01:19:33.080 Why would he even be here with us? 01:19:33.160 --> 01:19:36.000 I wanted to help Jan chase his rival away from here, 01:19:36.080 --> 01:19:39.520 so I infused some herbal tea for him, the one Kuba gave me the recipe for. 01:19:39.599 --> 01:19:40.920 I needed inspiration. 01:19:41.000 --> 01:19:42.560 Did you mess with the recipe again? 01:19:42.639 --> 01:19:44.880 What? No. 01:19:44.960 --> 01:19:45.960 Wojtek… 01:19:46.040 --> 01:19:47.480 I wanted the effect to last longer. 01:19:47.560 --> 01:19:50.320 Now we all have to go looking for him. Come on, let’s go. 01:19:50.400 --> 01:19:51.480 Come on. Let's go. 01:19:51.560 --> 01:19:55.360 All right. Romek and Ela, you go check the forest behind the hamlet. 01:19:55.440 --> 01:19:56.599 All right, let’s go honey. 01:19:56.679 --> 01:19:59.960 Zbyszek and Wiesia, you go check the fields behind the settlement. 01:20:00.040 --> 01:20:02.320 And now you two go have a look by the river. 01:20:02.400 --> 01:20:03.800 Oliwia and I will check the village. 01:20:03.880 --> 01:20:05.360 Perfect, you two go check the village. 01:20:05.440 --> 01:20:06.920 -Wojtek. Wojtek, uh… -That’s me. 01:20:07.000 --> 01:20:10.960 Wojtek, now you go check where Julian’s staying in Bodzki. 01:20:11.040 --> 01:20:13.240 -His place, his lodgings. -I have no idea where that is. 01:20:13.320 --> 01:20:14.440 Where are you going? 01:20:20.000 --> 01:20:22.679 Julian. 01:20:22.760 --> 01:20:23.599 Halina. 01:20:29.120 --> 01:20:30.760 Can you please tell me why 01:20:31.800 --> 01:20:33.520 you seduced Julian behind my back? 01:20:34.320 --> 01:20:35.639 I overheard you 01:20:37.200 --> 01:20:38.920 telling the brothers-in-law, 01:20:40.679 --> 01:20:43.440 that it would be a mistake to marry me. 01:20:46.599 --> 01:20:49.120 And why didn’t you eavesdrop a bit longer? 01:20:50.320 --> 01:20:52.400 What I said is that I was worried… 01:20:52.920 --> 01:20:56.360 getting married would be a mistake for you, not for me. 01:20:57.400 --> 01:20:58.280 I mean… 01:20:58.960 --> 01:20:59.880 Look at you. 01:20:59.960 --> 01:21:01.639 You’re a wonderful woman, 01:21:02.960 --> 01:21:05.560 and I’m just some stupid village sculptor. 01:21:14.240 --> 01:21:16.200 Where am I supposed to look again? 01:21:16.280 --> 01:21:17.920 I’m so stressed, I forgot. 01:21:18.719 --> 01:21:20.719 Wherever Julian’s staying. 01:21:20.800 --> 01:21:21.840 Okay, thanks. 01:21:22.360 --> 01:21:23.240 Ah. 01:21:27.360 --> 01:21:29.280 Julian. 01:21:29.360 --> 01:21:31.400 Julian. 01:21:31.480 --> 01:21:33.599 Julian. 01:21:33.679 --> 01:21:37.360 Julian. 01:21:38.400 --> 01:21:41.040 Julian. 01:21:59.520 --> 01:22:01.599 Ewa. Have you seen Julian? 01:22:01.679 --> 01:22:04.440 We’re all looking for him. Damn, he’s not here either? 01:22:06.240 --> 01:22:07.200 Are you okay? 01:22:08.360 --> 01:22:09.200 What’s wrong? 01:22:09.840 --> 01:22:10.719 Ewa… 01:22:13.520 --> 01:22:15.920 As always, my life’s a mess. 01:22:17.400 --> 01:22:19.560 Yeah, but your life led you here to me. 01:22:24.679 --> 01:22:26.719 Wojtek, stop fooling around. 01:22:26.800 --> 01:22:29.280 I’m not fooling around. I’m in love with you. 01:22:29.800 --> 01:22:31.280 You and I, we’re the perfect fit. 01:22:31.360 --> 01:22:33.040 I also screw up everything I do. 01:22:33.560 --> 01:22:35.360 And my life’s a mess, just like yours. 01:22:42.320 --> 01:22:44.599 Wojtek, listen. 01:22:44.679 --> 01:22:45.840 You’re a great guy. 01:22:46.679 --> 01:22:49.560 You’re passionate, and you’re quite handsome too. 01:22:49.639 --> 01:22:50.480 Really? 01:22:51.480 --> 01:22:52.840 But I’m sure that 01:22:53.800 --> 01:22:56.920 the girl of your dreams is waiting for you somewhere out there. 01:22:59.240 --> 01:23:00.800 That girl isn’t me. 01:23:06.920 --> 01:23:08.320 I’ll never meet anyone. 01:23:08.400 --> 01:23:11.320 Maybe I’m just not meant to sing or to love. 01:23:14.599 --> 01:23:17.360 True love always finds a way. 01:23:25.080 --> 01:23:26.920 Better than nothing, I guess. 01:23:34.400 --> 01:23:36.000 It’s my friend from New York. 01:23:37.520 --> 01:23:38.560 From the gallery? 01:23:42.200 --> 01:23:43.040 Hello? 01:23:44.520 --> 01:23:46.480 Julian. 01:23:46.560 --> 01:23:48.320 Julian. 01:23:49.120 --> 01:23:50.840 Julian. 01:23:52.200 --> 01:23:53.320 Julian. 01:23:53.400 --> 01:23:54.880 Julian. 01:23:54.960 --> 01:23:56.000 Look, locals. 01:23:56.080 --> 01:23:57.000 Go and ask them. 01:23:57.520 --> 01:23:59.000 Excuse me, we’re kind of lost. 01:23:59.080 --> 01:24:00.800 Uh, do you know the way to the crop circles. 01:24:00.880 --> 01:24:02.440 They’re around here somewhere, right? 01:24:03.040 --> 01:24:06.000 I’m so sorry. We must tell you the truth. 01:24:06.080 --> 01:24:08.599 -There are no aliens around here. -Exactly. 01:24:08.679 --> 01:24:09.719 And there never were. 01:24:10.800 --> 01:24:12.960 I promised you we’d see aliens, and you will. 01:24:13.040 --> 01:24:15.240 And you, you should be ashamed. Making a child cry. 01:24:15.320 --> 01:24:18.240 -This man is telling the truth. -No, he’s not. 01:24:20.120 --> 01:24:24.200 Okay so you’re going to tell me those crop circles showed up all by themselves? 01:24:24.280 --> 01:24:25.719 I’m the one who made them. 01:24:25.800 --> 01:24:28.880 As if we’re gonna believe that. Have you seen how precise they are? 01:24:28.960 --> 01:24:30.480 Only a laser could do that. 01:24:30.560 --> 01:24:31.560 This guy’s a fraud. 01:24:39.240 --> 01:24:42.800 The… aliens… are real. 01:24:42.880 --> 01:24:44.360 I saw them 01:24:45.200 --> 01:24:47.760 with my own two eyes. 01:24:48.400 --> 01:24:49.920 Shame on you, liars. 01:24:50.000 --> 01:24:52.880 Fine, believe whatever you want. The crop circles are that way. 01:24:52.960 --> 01:24:54.679 -Julian. -Julian. 01:24:54.760 --> 01:24:56.240 -Why didn’t you say so sooner? -Julian. 01:24:56.320 --> 01:24:59.040 -Awesome. -What a relief to see you’re all right. 01:24:59.120 --> 01:25:03.040 Yes, even though you tried to steal my Halina from me and seize her land. 01:25:03.120 --> 01:25:05.080 And they punished me for that. 01:25:05.639 --> 01:25:07.160 I’m truly sorry. 01:25:07.240 --> 01:25:11.679 I’m so very sorry, but Podlasie is going to send me over the edge. 01:25:12.280 --> 01:25:14.520 I want to go home now. 01:25:35.800 --> 01:25:37.920 Are you up to something again? 01:25:38.000 --> 01:25:39.360 Yeah, maybe. 01:25:39.880 --> 01:25:41.080 Hm. 01:25:49.599 --> 01:25:51.719 All right. What’s this all about? 01:25:52.360 --> 01:25:55.560 I’m buying your land, Halina, and you can’t stop me. 01:25:56.080 --> 01:25:57.920 Jan, you don’t have any money. 01:25:58.000 --> 01:25:59.800 Oh, believe it or not, I do. 01:26:00.320 --> 01:26:04.040 A gallery, all the way in New York, bought my sculptures. 01:26:05.160 --> 01:26:08.360 Yeah. Apparently, I’m a true artist. All thanks to Ewa. 01:26:08.880 --> 01:26:09.719 Uh-huh. 01:26:10.679 --> 01:26:14.719 Now you’re going to have to marry Jan if you want to get all this land back. 01:26:16.040 --> 01:26:18.120 What’s mine is yours, Halina. 01:26:22.800 --> 01:26:24.719 I don’t deserve any of this kindness. 01:26:29.000 --> 01:26:31.560 Thank you, Jan. 01:26:33.360 --> 01:26:34.560 Love saves the day. 01:26:34.639 --> 01:26:37.639 You always have something clever to say, don’t you? 01:26:38.160 --> 01:26:40.200 That could be the title of my new single. 01:26:45.800 --> 01:26:46.960 -All right. -Ewa. 01:26:47.560 --> 01:26:48.800 We… 01:26:48.880 --> 01:26:51.000 we want all of this land to be yours. 01:26:54.120 --> 01:26:56.160 With the help of the brothers-in-law, 01:26:56.240 --> 01:26:57.639 we’ll build a house for you. 01:26:57.719 --> 01:27:00.960 It might not be a big one, but it’ll be all yours. 01:27:01.040 --> 01:27:02.120 Your own little place. 01:27:03.360 --> 01:27:04.719 Thank you. 01:27:06.480 --> 01:27:09.759 -Love will save the day -Ewa, you’re an amazing daughter. 01:27:10.759 --> 01:27:12.040 -Ewa. -Hey. And me? 01:27:12.120 --> 01:27:14.840 You’re finally staying here with us. 01:27:14.920 --> 01:27:16.280 How does it sound? 01:27:16.960 --> 01:27:19.240 Love will save the day 01:27:20.200 --> 01:27:22.120 Everything is gonna be okay after all. 01:27:22.200 --> 01:27:23.280 You said you were hungry. 01:27:23.360 --> 01:27:25.200 -We're gonna build a nice house. -Oh, thank you. 01:27:25.280 --> 01:27:26.880 Everything’s gonna be just fine. 01:27:26.960 --> 01:27:28.480 It tastes bland. Ew. 01:27:28.560 --> 01:27:31.040 -No, they’re really sweet. -I lost my taste buds. I told you. 01:27:31.120 --> 01:27:33.920 I remember when I was pregnant, I lost my taste buds too. 01:27:34.000 --> 01:27:35.880 -Same when I was pregnant with Oliwia. -Oh? 01:27:35.960 --> 01:27:36.880 Oliwia? 01:27:38.759 --> 01:27:40.160 You’re pregnant, Oliwia. 01:27:40.240 --> 01:27:41.440 Are you kidding me? 01:27:41.520 --> 01:27:43.040 Oh damn. 01:27:43.960 --> 01:27:45.639 -Another Madej is on the way. -Oliwia. 01:27:45.719 --> 01:27:46.719 Woo. 01:27:46.800 --> 01:27:47.840 My goodness. 01:27:48.560 --> 01:27:50.280 No, another Wolak. 01:27:50.360 --> 01:27:52.200 Madej. Madej. Madej. Madej. 01:27:54.080 --> 01:27:55.320 Hey. 01:27:55.400 --> 01:27:57.280 -I love you. -I love you too. 01:27:57.920 --> 01:28:00.080 Boys, let’s go. Hurry up. 01:28:01.320 --> 01:28:02.759 The young couple’s waiting. 01:28:04.480 --> 01:28:05.400 Father. Hold on. 01:28:05.920 --> 01:28:06.880 The groom’s gone. 01:28:07.599 --> 01:28:10.280 -And where is the collection plate? -Where it always is. 01:28:10.800 --> 01:28:13.160 We can’t start without the collection plate. 01:28:16.360 --> 01:28:17.759 This is my girlfriend. 01:28:18.360 --> 01:28:19.320 I know, Wojtek. 01:28:19.840 --> 01:28:21.960 -You’ve already told me three times. -Oh, yeah. 01:28:28.240 --> 01:28:29.400 Jan’s not here. 01:28:30.120 --> 01:28:32.960 He probably changed his mind. I don’t blame him. 01:28:33.679 --> 01:28:35.759 Who would want to marry such a… 01:28:37.200 --> 01:28:39.960 an open-minded, strong-willed woman. 01:28:41.280 --> 01:28:43.759 I’m coming. I’m coming. I’m here. 01:28:44.800 --> 01:28:47.200 My sweet pea, I got you your favorite. 01:28:48.360 --> 01:28:50.120 -They’re beautiful, like you. -Oh. 01:28:53.360 --> 01:28:55.280 Save those obscenities for your wedding night. 01:28:58.920 --> 01:29:00.400 Music, please. 01:29:10.040 --> 01:29:12.120 Excuse me. Hold on. 01:29:12.639 --> 01:29:13.719 Wait. 01:29:17.639 --> 01:29:21.920 How about if… we let the young ones 01:29:23.639 --> 01:29:26.639 also stand at the altar and get married today? 01:29:28.120 --> 01:29:29.840 We’re gonna be great-grandparents. 01:29:29.920 --> 01:29:32.400 -And we’re gonna be grandparents. -We’re gonna be grandparents. 01:29:37.520 --> 01:29:39.160 Amazing. 01:29:43.840 --> 01:29:46.759 Is anyone getting married today, yes or no? 01:29:46.840 --> 01:29:48.800 Yes. We are. 01:29:48.880 --> 01:29:50.400 And so are we. 01:29:56.120 --> 01:29:59.759 My beloved sweetheart We waited long for this 01:29:59.840 --> 01:30:04.000 In spite of all those people Who says this is a miss grandparents.