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Great. Guess we’re walking now.
Okay. Come on.

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Run. Faster. The young couple’s waiting.

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I’m sorry I’m late, but…

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I had a last-minute intervention.

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Villagers from Wodniczki got into
a fight over some broody hens.

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Now we’re gonna be late.

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The young couple's waiting, and we still
haven’t picked up the flowers.

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My cap.

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Hurry up. The young couple’s waiting.

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Our beloved wives. There you are.

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-Oh, look who finally showed up.
-Where were you?

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We were spiritually preparing ourselves
for the ceremony.

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Stop. Exhale.

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Your spirituality
is already getting me drunk.

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Tradition wants us to toast
to the young couple’s health.

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Here, you'll give them these.

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Come on. Hurry up. We’ll be late.

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-The young couple's waiting.
-Okay.

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Boys, let’s go. Hurry up.

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Come on, the young couple’s waiting.

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Father, hold on. Father.

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-You forgot this.
-Get the plate.

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The plate.

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We can’t start without
the collection plate.

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Kuba, your tie’s a little crooked.
Come here. Let me fix it for you.

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-Dad, it’s fine. Leave it alone.
-Oliwka, beautiful as always.

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Ah, what a gorgeous couple. Look at them.

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You two lovebirds are the cutest.

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I’ve longed a lifetime for this day.

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Are we ready to start?

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-Yes, let’s begin.
-Music, please.

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Excuse me. Wait. Wait.

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What’s the matter, my dear?
What’s the hold up?

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What’s wrong?

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I can’t wait another minute
to start my life with you.

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And what if the two of you
got married today?

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You do it instead of us?

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Jan and I, we’d be more than happy
to wait a bit longer.

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Grandma, you’re the one who wants
to get married, not us two.

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I'll gladly get married.

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I will not yield this wedding
to anybody, all right?

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May we proceed?

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Yes, let’s begin, Reverend.

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Music.

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Oh.

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Oh, my darling beloved
We've waited so long

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Despite all those people
Who didn't believe in us

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I waited for you
Spring, winter, summer

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So you would love me
In front of the whole world

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Oh, my beloved darling
In front of the whole world

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I will love you
Winter, spring, summer

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Even in autumn
When the leaves fall

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Because I vowed…

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Halina?

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-Grandma. Grandma.
-Halina.

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My nerves are wrecked. I can’t believe

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I’m about to abandon widowhood.

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I can’t breathe.
I need air, and some water too.

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I must quench my thirst
with my bridesmaids by my side.

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Halina.

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I need to escape. Hurry.

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-Give us a moment. Don’t worry.
-Halina.

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Grandma, what’s going on?

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Halina, what’s the problem?
Would you rather stay single? Is that it?

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Have you lost your feelings
for Jan already?

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No, I love Jan. I really do…

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But I… I just can’t marry him right now.

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Help me get out of
this whole wedding situation.

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I will not go through with it.

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-Why is that, Grandma?
-One for all, young lady.

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And all for one.

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Can you believe it, Reverend?

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My Halina is so in love with me

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that she was left gasping for air
before our vows.

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Jan, open your eyes, will you?
Your bride left you at the altar.

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Is Halina okay?

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Halina needed to go for a walk.

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And get away from all the emotion.

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Don’t ask.

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-She’s gone?
-Yeah.

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Bodzki’s never witnessed a groom
being left at the altar. My condolences.

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Either I need reading glasses or…

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Does it say here that…

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I’m gonna lose my house?

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You read it.

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It says you’re late on your payments.

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I know. I already wrote them about it.

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I requested more time
and to pay less each month.

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Don’t those payday-loan people
have a heart?

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No, Halina, they don’t.

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They always reject these requests,

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and now, your interest is
increasing by the day.

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You no longer owe 3,000 zlotys but 6,000.

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Look, you need to pay this month or else…
they take what you own.

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That’s what the real world's like, Halina.

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If you don’t pay on time, unfortunately…

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Well, your house will soon
go up for auction.

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Mary, Mother of Jesus.

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It’s all my fault.
I dragged you into this.

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No, don’t worry, Wojtek.

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Don’t even think about it. I’m the one
to blame for this mess, not you.

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Just me.

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Oh, and remember.

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Don’t tell anyone about my situation.

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Especially not Jan.

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Promise me.

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Promise.

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Hmm.

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And what about the wedding?

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The wedding’s called off.

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There will be no wedding today.

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May God be with you.

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IT TAKES A VILLAGE

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Halina Madej, yes, the cheese lady.

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I wanted to ask you something.

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Any chance you could
pay me in advance for…

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No? But I really need the…

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Yes, I understand.

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Halina.

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Halina?

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Halina.

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I know you’re here, Halina.

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At least have the decency
to look me in the eye.

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Let’s settle this like grown-ups.

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Halina.

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Tell me immediately.

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Where is that crazy old lady
who feeds you?

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Halina.

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Hali…

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I will not let you speak ill of me
in front of my precious livestock.

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I didn’t even get to the worst part.

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I know.

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You have to be a real cold…

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Go on, say it.

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Backstabbing biddy to do something
so cruel to the person you love.

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Oh, you better eat your words.

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If that’s what you think of me,

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then not marrying you
was the best decision I have ever made.

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Yeah. Well, I thank God for making sure
I didn’t end up with such a hellish wife.

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Halina, you’re a heartless monster.

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This is where our story ends, Halina.

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Goodbye.

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Oh…

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What have I done now?

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Ah, jeez.

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Halina, you sure messed up this time.

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No, we couldn’t open our inn
with a wedding reception.

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Not us. We prefer a wake.

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Damn, what a mess. Seriously.

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Grandma, you were supposed
to bring me luck, weren’t you?

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That sculpture is her spitting image.

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She’s a fallen angel
wearing devil’s shoes.

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Oliwia?

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Hm?

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Tell us, since you both share
the same genes,

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how could Halina do that to poor Jan?

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Everything will all smooth out soon.

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Ah.

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Yeah, but she destroyed Jan’s reputation
in front of the whole village.

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Luckily we brewed a lot of alcohol.

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It was our wedding gift,
but I guess we’ll just have to drink it.

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I mean, come on, how else
will we forget about this disaster?

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-It’s impossible.
-The council of geniuses has spoken.

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-Half only.
-Obviously, half.

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Uh.

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And what if Matylda started investigating

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whatever possessed Halina
to make such a guilty decision?

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This little mishap has put
my holy reputation on the line.

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I don’t meddle in
my neighbor’s personal problems.

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If Halina needs to confess,
she knows her way to the confessional.

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Halina has her reasons. I’m sure of it.

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Wojtek,

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if you know something, tell us.

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You know you can trust us.

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Wojtek…

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We all know what Halina’s like.

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She’s feisty,
but hurting someone for no reason?

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She’d never do that.

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That’s it. This calls for
a real good talk with Grandma.

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-Mm.
-Mm.

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-How about we make some bets?
-Huh.

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Who’s ready to bet that Halina and Jan
are gonna make it?

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Oh really, a priest encouraging gambling?

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Stop it.

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The money wouldn’t be just for me.

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Our church needs some renovations,
especially after that incident.

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That was some crazy idea you guys had.

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Brewing your moonshine
in the church’s vestry?

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And doing it while being completely drunk?

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Yeah. Brewers in crime, am I right?

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Half only. Half.

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Those are some wise words.

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Oh.

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Where are you gonna live, Wojtek?

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You were supposed to move in
with Halina after the wedding so…

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That’s not happening,

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and now you let the brothers-in-law
use your place as their brewery.

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-So? Where you gonna go?
-I don’t know.

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Wherever my feet take me
Don’t know the destination or the way

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Jan carved Halina out of love

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She dumped him
But don’t think it was out of malice

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What the…

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Did you write that?

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It still needs polishing.

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Ah.

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Oh, Halina.

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I can’t even look at her right now.

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Jan.

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Jan, I… I have to tell you something.

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Jan.

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Jan.

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I have to tell you something important.

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I’m the one who broke your poor heart.

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Have you lost your mind?

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-You’re a nice boy, Wojtek.
-No, Jan.

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What I’m trying to say is that

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I convinced Halina into
a bad investment opportunity.

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How bad are we talking here?

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Well, my friend or rather ex-friend
was making a fortune on crypto.

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At first, so was I…
and I told Halina about it.

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Her cheese business was taking off and,
uh, she was like super greedy.

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I… I mean super invested
in business ventures.

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I always knew you were stupid, Wojtek.

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It’s obvious.

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But my Halina?

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How much money did you lose?

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I lost a bit of my savings.

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Halina lost, um…

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Say it.

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A whole lot.

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How could this have happened?

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She wanted to help Oliwia and Kuba
with the restaurant.

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And buy you your stupid motorcycle.

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Really? She did?

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But she never said anything.
Why would she hide this from me?

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In that case…

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she didn’t break up with me
because she no longer loved me, right?

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OLIWKA’S RESTAURANT

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Mom?

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Oliwia.

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You’re actually here. How nice.

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Ah…

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Of course I am. Why wouldn’t I be?

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I don’t know if Halina will like it,

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but I thought we should be together
on a day like this.

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You can’t even imagine
how happy I am you’re here.

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Ah.

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I’m so proud of you, honey.

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So how was it?

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How did the big opening go?

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Ooh.

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Hold on…

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Why are you here
and not at the wedding reception?

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That’s a… a very long story.

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Come on. I’ll tell you all about it.

00:14:47.079 --> 00:14:49.520 align:center
-Want help with your bags?
-No, I’m good, thanks.

00:14:55.680 --> 00:14:58.000 align:center
-So, how much did she lose?
-All her savings.

00:14:58.079 --> 00:14:59.079 align:center
That is?

00:14:59.640 --> 00:15:00.760 align:center
She lost 30,000.

00:15:03.319 --> 00:15:05.920 align:center
How will she manage
to pay off all that money?

00:15:06.760 --> 00:15:08.079 align:center
Selling her cheese could help.

00:15:08.160 --> 00:15:11.680 align:center
We need to find a way
to attract customers…

00:15:11.760 --> 00:15:13.319 align:center
who’ll then buy her cheese.

00:15:13.400 --> 00:15:16.360 align:center
I hate myself for getting her into
that stupid Bitcoin trap.

00:15:17.599 --> 00:15:19.680 align:center
I deserve to get abducted by aliens.

00:15:30.160 --> 00:15:32.240 align:center
She’s not home. Nobody’s here.

00:15:36.280 --> 00:15:37.520 align:center
She’s not in here either.

00:15:40.040 --> 00:15:41.680 align:center
She was wearing this at the wedding.

00:16:04.680 --> 00:16:06.079 align:center
Wait, did Grandma…

00:16:06.160 --> 00:16:08.560 align:center
My goodness. She would never.

00:16:14.000 --> 00:16:15.719 align:center
Stop it. Leave me alone.

00:16:15.800 --> 00:16:17.160 align:center
Louise, listen. I’m bankrupt,

00:16:17.240 --> 00:16:20.160 align:center
and I can’t let Jan marry someone
who has no money left.

00:16:20.880 --> 00:16:22.040 align:center
Hi, yeah. I don’t know.

00:16:22.120 --> 00:16:24.319 align:center
I found your phone number on the internet.

00:16:25.040 --> 00:16:27.680 align:center
I’m calling to offer you to buy my cheese.

00:16:27.760 --> 00:16:29.040 align:center
Goat cheese, plenty of it.

00:16:29.640 --> 00:16:31.240 align:center
You own a whole chain of stores.

00:16:31.319 --> 00:16:34.040 align:center
All you’d have to do is put some of
my products in one of them.

00:16:46.760 --> 00:16:47.719 align:center
Oh my.

00:16:56.760 --> 00:16:57.880 align:center
Ewa!

00:16:59.040 --> 00:17:02.439 align:center
You’re here. You made it
to your mother’s wedding after all.

00:17:03.079 --> 00:17:05.520 align:center
Too bad you weren’t able to come earlier.

00:17:05.599 --> 00:17:07.599 align:center
Punctuality was never your thing, was it?

00:17:07.680 --> 00:17:10.000 align:center
Ah… Come on, Mom, cut it out.

00:17:10.079 --> 00:17:12.680 align:center
Can you at least pretend
to be happy to see me?

00:17:12.760 --> 00:17:14.960 align:center
Oliwia and I have waited
long enough for you.

00:17:15.040 --> 00:17:17.760 align:center
Our muddy streets can’t compete
with the rest of the world, can they?

00:17:17.839 --> 00:17:21.240 align:center
But Oliwia and Kuba,
they come to visit me all the time.

00:17:21.319 --> 00:17:23.079 align:center
And I’ve invited you to Gdańsk
more than once.

00:17:23.159 --> 00:17:24.319 align:center
.

00:17:24.399 --> 00:17:28.079 align:center
Unbelievable. I forgot how
the two of you are. Constantly fighting.

00:17:36.840 --> 00:17:38.680 align:center
Why did you call off the wedding?

00:17:41.360 --> 00:17:43.200 align:center
Because I dreamt of your late father,

00:17:43.280 --> 00:17:45.720 align:center
and he told me to remain a widow
for the rest of my life.

00:17:45.800 --> 00:17:47.520 align:center
-Grandma, the truth.
-What?

00:17:47.600 --> 00:17:50.200 align:center
If that’s what he wants,
then that’s what I’ll do.

00:17:51.120 --> 00:17:53.480 align:center
But don’t just stand there,
go inside before you catch a cold.

00:17:53.560 --> 00:17:54.600 align:center
Where are you going?

00:17:54.680 --> 00:17:58.720 align:center
Somebody has to take care of the goats
and milk them for the cheese.

00:17:58.800 --> 00:18:02.440 align:center
Mom, I just got here.
When’s the last time we saw each other?

00:18:03.120 --> 00:18:04.280 align:center
Hmm.

00:18:05.720 --> 00:18:07.480 align:center
We’ll talk later, honey, I promise.

00:18:10.240 --> 00:18:11.560 align:center
You’ll tell us everything?

00:18:11.640 --> 00:18:13.040 align:center
Why are you still standing here?

00:18:13.120 --> 00:18:15.680 align:center
I told you to go inside
or you’ll catch a cold. Move it.

00:18:27.000 --> 00:18:29.600 align:center
Jan’s heart must be in
a thousand pieces right now.

00:18:29.679 --> 00:18:31.960 align:center
He’s taking it all out on his art
and that poor trunk.

00:18:32.040 --> 00:18:34.480 align:center
I’m turning this trunk into a life raft.

00:18:35.080 --> 00:18:38.320 align:center
Are you planning on taking
a solo cruise down the river?

00:18:38.919 --> 00:18:40.200 align:center
It’s for Halina.

00:18:40.280 --> 00:18:42.800 align:center
Are you shipping her out of the village?

00:18:44.679 --> 00:18:45.720 align:center
Even better.

00:18:54.159 --> 00:18:55.120 align:center
Good girl.

00:19:03.120 --> 00:19:04.399 align:center
Here. Let me do it.

00:19:05.000 --> 00:19:08.919 align:center
I see you remember how it’s done.
Good for you.

00:19:10.440 --> 00:19:11.880 align:center
I’m listening, Mother.

00:19:13.280 --> 00:19:14.760 align:center
You go first.

00:19:14.840 --> 00:19:15.679 align:center
How come you’re here?

00:19:15.760 --> 00:19:17.399 align:center
You said you weren’t coming
to the wedding,

00:19:17.480 --> 00:19:20.560 align:center
and on the phone, you told me that
you’d met someone, yet you came alone?

00:19:20.640 --> 00:19:22.080 align:center
Mom, enough already.

00:19:22.159 --> 00:19:23.880 align:center
Why so many questions?

00:19:23.960 --> 00:19:26.800 align:center
You wanted to talk, so let’s talk.
But if you don’t, then we won’t.

00:19:26.880 --> 00:19:28.440 align:center
Grandma. Mom.

00:19:28.520 --> 00:19:30.960 align:center
Can’t we talk like
civilized adults for once?

00:19:31.040 --> 00:19:33.200 align:center
Like, you know, a normal family?

00:19:42.919 --> 00:19:46.000 align:center
Oh my goodness,
those girls are really something.

00:20:15.200 --> 00:20:16.440 align:center
Oh, dear lord.

00:20:16.520 --> 00:20:18.679 align:center
I have upset the holy mother of Jesus.

00:20:19.200 --> 00:20:22.320 align:center
I’ve sinned so many times
that she’s making me hallucinate.

00:20:25.320 --> 00:20:28.720 align:center
Please. Someone. Help. The aliens are…

00:20:28.800 --> 00:20:30.919 align:center
Help.

00:20:31.440 --> 00:20:32.960 align:center
The aliens are here.

00:20:33.520 --> 00:20:35.600 align:center
Aliens.

00:21:04.280 --> 00:21:06.480 align:center
Hey, what’s the rush? What’s happening?

00:21:07.159 --> 00:21:09.919 align:center
POLICE

00:21:17.919 --> 00:21:18.760 align:center
Hmm.

00:21:24.840 --> 00:21:26.120 align:center
Matylda.

00:21:26.200 --> 00:21:29.840 align:center
-Run. Run.
-Hurry up. Come on. The aliens are here.

00:21:29.919 --> 00:21:31.760 align:center
Why’s everyone in a hurry?

00:21:38.840 --> 00:21:39.760 align:center
Hey.

00:21:40.640 --> 00:21:41.679 align:center
Hey.

00:21:42.960 --> 00:21:44.320 align:center
Here. Look at this.

00:21:44.399 --> 00:21:46.880 align:center
-They came from the sky.
-Now look at this.

00:21:46.960 --> 00:21:49.919 align:center
This is Wojtek Kurek reporting
for the channel. What the Shock.

00:21:50.000 --> 00:21:52.520 align:center
And yeah, what happened here is…
a real shock.

00:21:52.600 --> 00:21:54.320 align:center
There’s… there’s no other way
to describe it.

00:21:54.399 --> 00:21:56.960 align:center
Our parish priest, who discovered this,
is here with us.

00:21:57.040 --> 00:21:58.679 align:center
How did you come across this miracle?

00:21:58.760 --> 00:22:00.840 align:center
I was out at dawn looking for berries,
but found this--

00:22:00.919 --> 00:22:01.760 align:center
Look this way. Here.

00:22:01.840 --> 00:22:05.040 align:center
This is a sign from God, telling us to
donate to the church so that no evil will…

00:22:05.120 --> 00:22:07.200 align:center
-Not so close.
-What evil are you talking about?

00:22:07.280 --> 00:22:08.640 align:center
When did aliens ever hurt anybody?

00:22:08.720 --> 00:22:11.080 align:center
Being open to new experiences
is as important as--

00:22:11.159 --> 00:22:12.640 align:center
I wanna say something.

00:22:12.720 --> 00:22:15.640 align:center
I saw this documentary how the aliens
brought civilization to Earth.

00:22:15.720 --> 00:22:17.919 align:center
They probably built the pyramids
in Egypt too, you know.

00:22:18.000 --> 00:22:19.520 align:center
Why build pyramids in our village?

00:22:19.600 --> 00:22:22.320 align:center
Imagine they built a cute sphinx here.
That’d be nice.

00:22:22.399 --> 00:22:24.080 align:center
-Exclusively on What the Shock.
-I guess so.

00:22:24.159 --> 00:22:26.840 align:center
Uh, so, tell us…
You… you, come here. Come here.

00:22:26.919 --> 00:22:30.040 align:center
Uh, tell us. Why do you think the aliens
used your field to send us a message?

00:22:30.120 --> 00:22:32.159 align:center
-Uh, yeah. So my field--
-Wait a second.

00:22:32.240 --> 00:22:35.640 align:center
This is my field. These big crop circles
are on my field.

00:22:35.720 --> 00:22:37.720 align:center
The hell they are. Don’t listen to him.

00:22:37.800 --> 00:22:40.159 align:center
This… this beautiful field
I’m standing on…

00:22:40.240 --> 00:22:41.080 align:center
Stop. Stop.

00:22:41.159 --> 00:22:43.159 align:center
…is mine and mine only, okay?

00:22:43.240 --> 00:22:44.399 align:center
How dare you spread such lies.

00:22:44.480 --> 00:22:46.640 align:center
The real question is why
a higher intelligence

00:22:46.720 --> 00:22:48.919 align:center
would pick one
of these two idiots’ fields.

00:22:49.000 --> 00:22:50.240 align:center
I guess they’re not so smart.

00:22:50.320 --> 00:22:52.040 align:center
-This story is a scandal.
-Let’s go.

00:22:52.120 --> 00:22:54.320 align:center
And a scandal around here
always involves the police.

00:22:54.399 --> 00:22:56.439 align:center
Ah, look, local authorities have arrived.

00:22:56.520 --> 00:22:58.120 align:center
-Our Bodzki officer.
-What’s going on?

00:22:58.200 --> 00:23:00.159 align:center
-No, no filming. Okay, stop.
-She's already here.

00:23:00.679 --> 00:23:02.320 align:center
This probably is a crime scene.

00:23:02.399 --> 00:23:03.960 align:center
That’s enough. Stop.

00:23:25.280 --> 00:23:26.200 align:center
Good morning.

00:23:27.040 --> 00:23:28.360 align:center
Hello. Hello?

00:23:33.320 --> 00:23:34.280 align:center
Hello?

00:23:36.960 --> 00:23:37.919 align:center
Good morning?

00:24:07.600 --> 00:24:09.600 align:center
Who’s making all that noise
at this time of night?

00:24:09.679 --> 00:24:12.159 align:center
-Shh.
-It’s morning, ladies, I'll have you know.

00:24:14.280 --> 00:24:16.640 align:center
Finally, the three of you reunited.

00:24:18.520 --> 00:24:23.040 align:center
Those sleeping herbs you gave us,
goodness, they’re really potent.

00:24:23.120 --> 00:24:25.800 align:center
That’s because you put too much.
I told you one teaspoon is enough.

00:24:25.880 --> 00:24:28.600 align:center
See, I told you one teaspoon only.
You kept adding more.

00:24:28.679 --> 00:24:30.880 align:center
And now we’ve just wasted
our entire morning.

00:24:30.960 --> 00:24:32.800 align:center
Come with me,
there’s something you have to see.

00:24:32.880 --> 00:24:35.600 align:center
Listen, I’ve really missed Bodzki,

00:24:36.399 --> 00:24:38.520 align:center
but nothing will get me out of bed today.

00:24:38.600 --> 00:24:39.640 align:center
Not even aliens?

00:24:41.439 --> 00:24:42.280 align:center
What?

00:24:44.200 --> 00:24:45.640 align:center
Nobody step on the tracks.

00:24:45.720 --> 00:24:47.520 align:center
We don’t want to erase them.

00:24:48.120 --> 00:24:50.080 align:center
All right, let’s build
a fence around them.

00:24:50.159 --> 00:24:52.200 align:center
-Why? Why fence this off?
-Because it’s a crime scene.

00:24:52.280 --> 00:24:53.960 align:center
-Why should we?
-I told you to stop filming.

00:24:54.040 --> 00:24:55.960 align:center
But I need to. We’re making history.

00:24:56.040 --> 00:24:58.240 align:center
It’s a keepsake of the aliens
for our future generations.

00:24:58.320 --> 00:25:00.800 align:center
At your rate,
they'll be no future generation.

00:25:00.880 --> 00:25:02.439 align:center
I would if I weren’t so unlucky in love.

00:25:02.520 --> 00:25:03.840 align:center
He’s not wrong, you know.

00:25:04.439 --> 00:25:06.360 align:center
-Look, someone’s coming.
-Who’s that?

00:25:35.880 --> 00:25:38.439 align:center
-Good morning.
-Ewa Madej.

00:25:38.520 --> 00:25:39.520 align:center
Good morning.

00:25:39.600 --> 00:25:42.320 align:center
-Oliwia’s got a sibling?
-It’s her mother. Remember, Ewa?

00:25:42.399 --> 00:25:44.560 align:center
How could you have forgotten
about Oliwia’s mom?

00:25:45.439 --> 00:25:47.679 align:center
-Ah. Hi.
-Ah.

00:25:48.199 --> 00:25:49.679 align:center
-Hello.
-Hello.

00:25:49.760 --> 00:25:52.000 align:center
Oh. You girls haven’t changed at all.

00:25:52.080 --> 00:25:54.439 align:center
And look, here’s Janek the Shrimp.

00:25:54.520 --> 00:25:56.640 align:center
-Oh.
-He became our parish priest.

00:25:56.720 --> 00:25:59.960 align:center
We waited and waited and waited
for an invitation to your exhibition,

00:26:00.040 --> 00:26:01.760 align:center
-but we never got one.
-Yeah, why not?

00:26:01.840 --> 00:26:04.439 align:center
Oh yeah, that’s because my painting career
never started.

00:26:04.520 --> 00:26:06.399 align:center
City folks don’t understand art.

00:26:06.480 --> 00:26:09.240 align:center
Wojtek Kurek. I’m a big fan of yours.

00:26:09.760 --> 00:26:12.040 align:center
Last time I saw you,
you were only this tall.

00:26:15.560 --> 00:26:16.679 align:center
Halina’s coming.

00:26:17.320 --> 00:26:18.360 align:center
Halina.

00:26:20.120 --> 00:26:23.399 align:center
Ewa, do you know anything about
this whole wedding nonsense?

00:26:23.480 --> 00:26:24.320 align:center
No.

00:26:34.520 --> 00:26:37.880 align:center
Oh, Ewa.
I guess we needed aliens landing here

00:26:37.960 --> 00:26:40.919 align:center
for you to finally come and visit us,
huh, sweetie?

00:26:41.000 --> 00:26:45.199 align:center
I can’t believe someone actually ruined
the crops just to make these scribbles.

00:26:46.480 --> 00:26:48.439 align:center
But it sure wasn’t aliens.

00:26:48.520 --> 00:26:51.640 align:center
How would you know that, Halina?
Were you here last night?

00:26:51.720 --> 00:26:52.840 align:center
You saw nothing at all.

00:26:52.919 --> 00:26:56.439 align:center
I wasn’t here, and I didn’t see anything,
but my brain still works.

00:26:59.040 --> 00:27:00.040 align:center
Halina.

00:27:00.560 --> 00:27:02.080 align:center
At least, let me drive you home.

00:27:16.280 --> 00:27:17.159 align:center
Ewa?

00:27:17.240 --> 00:27:18.720 align:center
I can’t believe it.

00:27:18.800 --> 00:27:20.159 align:center
-Hi.
-No way.

00:27:20.240 --> 00:27:22.600 align:center
After all these years?

00:27:22.679 --> 00:27:24.080 align:center
Hello. Hi.

00:27:26.280 --> 00:27:29.960 align:center
We probably can both agree that
all of this is your fault.

00:27:30.040 --> 00:27:33.000 align:center
Oh, so I’m the one
who brought aliens to Bodzki?

00:27:33.080 --> 00:27:34.600 align:center
Kind of, yeah.

00:27:34.679 --> 00:27:37.720 align:center
If you hadn’t been late to
your mother’s wedding,

00:27:37.800 --> 00:27:39.760 align:center
then maybe you would have
kept Halina in check,

00:27:39.840 --> 00:27:42.040 align:center
and right now we’d be dancing
at the after-party.

00:27:42.120 --> 00:27:43.640 align:center
Oh, I think you know full well

00:27:43.720 --> 00:27:47.159 align:center
that I’m the last person on earth
who’d be able to keep Halina in check.

00:27:51.679 --> 00:27:53.240 align:center
I see you still draw?

00:27:54.760 --> 00:27:55.840 align:center
Here and there.

00:27:58.800 --> 00:27:59.840 align:center
Mostly doodles.

00:28:01.919 --> 00:28:06.480 align:center
Who would have ever imagined that your kid
and mine would end up together, hm?

00:28:06.560 --> 00:28:08.520 align:center
I know, right. Look at them.

00:28:11.760 --> 00:28:13.480 align:center
And how’s your granddaughter?

00:28:15.280 --> 00:28:17.280 align:center
Tolcia is in Nairobi with her mother.

00:28:17.360 --> 00:28:20.000 align:center
Here, look.
They’re taking care of sick animals.

00:28:21.560 --> 00:28:23.080 align:center
-Oh…
-You see?

00:28:25.159 --> 00:28:26.640 align:center
-Oh.
-Yeah.

00:28:27.159 --> 00:28:28.840 align:center
-Is anyone hungry?
-I am.

00:28:28.919 --> 00:28:30.240 align:center
-Oh, oh.
-Me too.

00:28:30.320 --> 00:28:31.480 align:center
Come on, you’re all invited.

00:28:31.560 --> 00:28:33.000 align:center
-Let’s go.
-I’m starving.

00:28:33.080 --> 00:28:35.320 align:center
-I haven’t eaten all morning.
-Everyone over to my place.

00:28:35.399 --> 00:28:36.760 align:center
Chop, chop. Let’s go.

00:28:36.840 --> 00:28:38.240 align:center
Yeah, I’m starving.

00:28:38.320 --> 00:28:39.320 align:center
Let’s go.

00:28:39.399 --> 00:28:41.240 align:center
-Perfect.
-Adam wants.

00:28:51.760 --> 00:28:54.720 align:center
As you already know, I’m a rational man.

00:28:54.800 --> 00:28:55.959 align:center
I don’t believe in miracles.

00:28:56.040 --> 00:28:57.720 align:center
What about the Virgin Mary then?

00:28:58.439 --> 00:29:01.959 align:center
Jan, you can’t compare
the Virgin Mary to crop circles.

00:29:03.520 --> 00:29:05.199 align:center
It really doesn’t bother you?

00:29:05.280 --> 00:29:09.560 align:center
All your crops were destroyed.
God’s gifts completely wasted.

00:29:10.919 --> 00:29:14.159 align:center
Um… who can blame those
poor little aliens.

00:29:14.240 --> 00:29:16.040 align:center
Our field is pretty attractive.

00:29:16.120 --> 00:29:17.040 align:center
Yup.

00:29:17.120 --> 00:29:19.360 align:center
You won’t see us dragging those
alien’s butts to court.

00:29:19.439 --> 00:29:20.360 align:center
Hm.

00:29:20.439 --> 00:29:21.959 align:center
-Nope.
-Mm-hmm.

00:29:32.639 --> 00:29:34.240 align:center
Can I help you with something?

00:29:34.320 --> 00:29:37.080 align:center
Mom, you helping in the kitchen?
You’ve gotta be kidding.

00:29:44.879 --> 00:29:46.879 align:center
-She’s stressed about the opening.
-Yeah.

00:29:46.959 --> 00:29:49.679 align:center
She just needs a little nudge
in the right direction.

00:29:51.360 --> 00:29:53.000 align:center
Her father-in-law is really helpful.

00:29:53.080 --> 00:29:54.120 align:center
He is.

00:29:56.520 --> 00:29:58.320 align:center
Ha. Are you all blind?

00:29:59.080 --> 00:30:03.840 align:center
Can’t you people see that someone is
turning our village into a practical joke?

00:30:03.919 --> 00:30:07.199 align:center
And it’s bad for business.
It’s scaring my customers.

00:30:07.280 --> 00:30:10.040 align:center
You should try to be a little more
open-minded, Halina.

00:30:10.120 --> 00:30:14.480 align:center
Did it ever occur to you that maybe these
aliens could attract new customers?

00:30:14.560 --> 00:30:18.639 align:center
Anyone who carries God in their heart
and a head on their shoulders

00:30:18.720 --> 00:30:23.159 align:center
wouldn’t believe that aliens have
come here to raid our little village.

00:30:24.320 --> 00:30:25.399 align:center
Well, actually…

00:30:26.439 --> 00:30:28.320 align:center
truly faithful people…

00:30:29.080 --> 00:30:33.760 align:center
truly faithful people believe in aliens
more than you’d imagine.

00:30:33.840 --> 00:30:36.879 align:center
Oh Father, give me a break.
How could you say such nonsense?

00:30:36.959 --> 00:30:38.879 align:center
You’re messing with people’s heads.

00:30:38.959 --> 00:30:41.159 align:center
All in favor of the alien initiative,

00:30:42.120 --> 00:30:44.199 align:center
and believe aliens landed here?

00:30:48.399 --> 00:30:51.000 align:center
And all in favor of tracking down
the fraudsters?

00:30:58.120 --> 00:30:59.560 align:center
I’m not picking a side.

00:31:03.280 --> 00:31:04.360 align:center
What about you?

00:31:07.159 --> 00:31:08.439 align:center
Yeah, but uh…

00:31:08.520 --> 00:31:10.480 align:center
Mom and I were with Jan, sorry Grandma.

00:31:10.560 --> 00:31:11.399 align:center
Hmm.

00:31:12.679 --> 00:31:13.919 align:center
What?

00:31:16.040 --> 00:31:18.600 align:center
A family of traitors.

00:31:21.080 --> 00:31:22.120 align:center
Shame on you.

00:31:31.040 --> 00:31:32.480 align:center
Unbelievable.

00:31:36.040 --> 00:31:39.439 align:center
What now? Turning the whole village
against me wasn’t enough for you?

00:31:39.520 --> 00:31:40.560 align:center
What more do you want?

00:31:41.199 --> 00:31:43.120 align:center
Oh, Halina, Halina.

00:31:43.199 --> 00:31:45.199 align:center
Why is it so hard for you to understand

00:31:45.280 --> 00:31:47.399 align:center
that not everyone shares your opinion,
my dear?

00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:51.760 align:center
All you want is to get your revenge
because I chose not to marry you.

00:31:51.840 --> 00:31:54.080 align:center
Well, how pathetic of you.

00:31:54.159 --> 00:31:57.679 align:center
What’s pathetic is how much of
a coward you are.

00:31:58.679 --> 00:32:01.280 align:center
Look me in the eye
and say you don’t love me anymore.

00:32:06.399 --> 00:32:08.080 align:center
Such nonsense.

00:32:08.159 --> 00:32:11.439 align:center
Hey Oliwia, what would you say
if we made a…

00:32:11.959 --> 00:32:14.719 align:center
nice mural on that wall right over there?

00:32:15.560 --> 00:32:16.639 align:center
Bodzki style.

00:32:17.760 --> 00:32:19.439 align:center
You always have such great ideas, Mom.

00:32:19.520 --> 00:32:21.080 align:center
You can say that again.

00:32:23.719 --> 00:32:27.280 align:center
Unlike me, what if opening this restaurant
wasn’t a good idea?

00:32:28.240 --> 00:32:30.040 align:center
Maybe I bit off more than I could chew.

00:32:30.560 --> 00:32:32.719 align:center
Who would want to eat here anyway?

00:32:32.800 --> 00:32:34.360 align:center
Well, the answer is simple.

00:32:34.879 --> 00:32:36.120 align:center
You’re not a good cook.

00:32:36.639 --> 00:32:38.000 align:center
You’re a great cook.

00:32:38.879 --> 00:32:40.240 align:center
Obviously.

00:32:40.760 --> 00:32:42.040 align:center
What have I always told you?

00:32:42.120 --> 00:32:46.679 align:center
Ah! That you need big dreams
to be able to see them and follow them.

00:32:46.760 --> 00:32:47.879 align:center
So let’s stick to that.

00:32:48.560 --> 00:32:50.919 align:center
Never stop dreaming, and you’ll be fine.

00:32:56.399 --> 00:32:58.719 align:center
That angel sculpture is quite impressive.

00:32:59.639 --> 00:33:03.480 align:center
What a shame our local Michelangelo
doesn’t get the recognition he deserves.

00:33:27.639 --> 00:33:28.879 align:center
What are you looking at?

00:33:30.760 --> 00:33:32.679 align:center
Oh, Kuba, Kuba, Kuba…

00:33:32.760 --> 00:33:37.439 align:center
You know what? I have the feeling that
you’ll be calling me “Dad” real soon.

00:33:38.879 --> 00:33:40.040 align:center
You feeling okay?

00:33:40.120 --> 00:33:41.879 align:center
Ewa. I know she’s the one.

00:33:41.959 --> 00:33:44.840 align:center
She’s perfect for me. We’re both artists.

00:33:44.919 --> 00:33:46.879 align:center
God, just look at the way she walks.

00:33:48.320 --> 00:33:51.000 align:center
-She’s absolutely out of your league.
-Hm.

00:33:51.080 --> 00:33:53.199 align:center
Podlasian nutjob.

00:33:59.840 --> 00:34:02.600 align:center
Ewa Kurek. That sounds really nice.

00:34:42.920 --> 00:34:44.520 align:center
I think something landed over there.

00:34:44.600 --> 00:34:45.679 align:center
Let’s go.

00:34:52.360 --> 00:34:53.400 align:center
Don’t go so fast.

00:34:53.480 --> 00:34:54.920 align:center
No, you, keep up.

00:34:55.000 --> 00:34:57.319 align:center
-Pull more on that side.
-Shush, be quiet.

00:34:57.400 --> 00:34:59.560 align:center
-Slow down.
-Stick to the initial design.

00:34:59.640 --> 00:35:01.000 align:center
-Okay.
-Okay, perfect.

00:35:01.080 --> 00:35:03.680 align:center
-Follow his lead. Come on, faster.
-Stop kicking my side of the log.

00:35:03.760 --> 00:35:05.440 align:center
-Oh no, it’s stuck.
-Kick it.

00:35:05.520 --> 00:35:07.839 align:center
-Don’t kick it, pull. Pull!
-You’re doing fine.

00:35:09.960 --> 00:35:12.160 align:center
-Yes, like that. Perfect.
-I know, right?

00:35:12.240 --> 00:35:13.280 align:center
Yeah, but let’s try--

00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:15.799 align:center
-Who is it?
-Aliens.

00:35:15.880 --> 00:35:17.160 align:center
Real ones.

00:35:18.880 --> 00:35:21.360 align:center
I knew I’d catch you, you fraudsters.

00:35:21.440 --> 00:35:22.520 align:center
Matylda?

00:35:22.600 --> 00:35:23.480 align:center
Oh…

00:35:23.560 --> 00:35:27.799 align:center
I’m not sure a police officer is
supposed to scare its own citizens.

00:35:28.480 --> 00:35:31.839 align:center
I don’t think citizens are supposed to
play jokes on a police officer.

00:35:31.920 --> 00:35:34.280 align:center
Ladies, how can you do this to Halina?

00:35:34.360 --> 00:35:37.640 align:center
We’re new to this. It’s our first night
being part of the operation.

00:35:37.720 --> 00:35:38.680 align:center
Yeah.

00:35:38.760 --> 00:35:40.720 align:center
And you, Wojtek,
why didn’t you tell me anything?

00:35:40.799 --> 00:35:43.360 align:center
-I’m your friend, you can trust me.
-Right, you’re henpecked, Kuba.

00:35:43.440 --> 00:35:44.960 align:center
-Um…
-We kept this to ourselves

00:35:45.040 --> 00:35:47.240 align:center
because we didn’t want
anybody to intervene

00:35:47.319 --> 00:35:49.280 align:center
or prevent us from sticking to the plan.

00:35:49.360 --> 00:35:50.720 align:center
We’re doing this for Halina’s sake.

00:35:50.799 --> 00:35:51.920 align:center
For Halina.

00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:54.280 align:center
We’re doing this to
attract tourists to the village,

00:35:54.360 --> 00:35:55.680 align:center
so they’ll buy Halina’s cheese.

00:35:55.760 --> 00:35:57.000 align:center
And she’ll make money.

00:35:57.080 --> 00:35:59.560 align:center
And with that money,
she can finally pay off her debt.

00:35:59.640 --> 00:36:01.360 align:center
-She has quite the debt.
-Yeah, the debt.

00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:03.080 align:center
Wait a second. Hold on.

00:36:03.160 --> 00:36:04.960 align:center
What debt are you talking about?

00:36:05.040 --> 00:36:07.000 align:center
Uh… what a lovely night.

00:36:07.080 --> 00:36:07.920 align:center
Hmm.

00:36:08.000 --> 00:36:09.200 align:center
Guys, come here.

00:36:09.280 --> 00:36:11.760 align:center
-This grass needs more stomping.
-This part is crooked.

00:36:11.839 --> 00:36:13.880 align:center
-Ah, yeah, you’re right.
-Stomp there too.

00:36:15.319 --> 00:36:16.720 align:center
Oh, what a mess.

00:36:31.600 --> 00:36:32.799 align:center
I’ll explain inside.

00:36:34.880 --> 00:36:35.720 align:center
Come on in.

00:36:35.799 --> 00:36:39.360 align:center
Right now, Kuba and I,
we can cover about 6,000,

00:36:40.000 --> 00:36:42.799 align:center
but one thing’s for sure,
we can’t pay it all off.

00:36:42.880 --> 00:36:44.360 align:center
We don’t have the money.

00:36:44.880 --> 00:36:48.040 align:center
-I know, honey, but we won’t let Halina--
-Hold your horses.

00:36:48.120 --> 00:36:49.360 align:center
You know how Halina is.

00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:52.160 align:center
She won’t accept a single zloty
from either of you.

00:36:52.240 --> 00:36:53.520 align:center
Why didn’t you tell me

00:36:53.600 --> 00:36:56.720 align:center
that you and Halina were caught up
in some financial pyramid scheme?

00:36:56.799 --> 00:36:58.440 align:center
Halina asked me not to. That’s why.

00:36:58.520 --> 00:37:00.960 align:center
I’m not surprised you fell
for that financial crap,

00:37:01.040 --> 00:37:02.920 align:center
but Halina, seriously?

00:37:04.040 --> 00:37:05.839 align:center
Because it looked like a good deal.

00:37:07.880 --> 00:37:11.760 align:center
You start off with a nice ten percent
return on your investment.

00:37:11.839 --> 00:37:12.799 align:center
How do you know?

00:37:12.880 --> 00:37:15.480 align:center
Because I invested some money
and lost it too.

00:37:15.560 --> 00:37:16.960 align:center
But I didn’t go into debt.

00:37:18.600 --> 00:37:22.640 align:center
And how did you come up
with this alien plan?

00:37:22.720 --> 00:37:24.120 align:center
It was my idea.

00:37:24.200 --> 00:37:25.520 align:center
I saw this program…

00:37:27.319 --> 00:37:29.120 align:center
on TV. It was about English farmers.

00:37:29.200 --> 00:37:31.640 align:center
Who attracted tourists
thanks to crop circles.

00:37:31.720 --> 00:37:34.040 align:center
Those farmers made tons and tons of money.

00:37:34.120 --> 00:37:35.120 align:center
Why not us? I’m thinking.

00:37:35.200 --> 00:37:37.400 align:center
The other day, Wojtek mentioned aliens,

00:37:37.480 --> 00:37:38.960 align:center
but it was just a silly comment.

00:37:39.560 --> 00:37:41.359 align:center
I hate to brag, but the idea was all mine.

00:37:41.440 --> 00:37:43.520 align:center
Jan is the brains behind the operation.

00:37:44.040 --> 00:37:46.720 align:center
Yeah, he’s got a good head
on his shoulders.

00:37:46.799 --> 00:37:48.920 align:center
And then the two of them convinced us

00:37:49.000 --> 00:37:51.520 align:center
we should get on board
the alien life raft,

00:37:51.600 --> 00:37:53.200 align:center
and now here we are.

00:37:53.280 --> 00:37:56.200 align:center
We’re always down for a good party.
You know us.

00:38:00.000 --> 00:38:03.040 align:center
-A rescue party. Obviously.
-Obviously. To the rescue.

00:38:40.359 --> 00:38:43.960 align:center
…sings all of creation

00:38:44.480 --> 00:38:45.480 align:center
Uh, sorry, ma’am.

00:38:46.319 --> 00:38:49.440 align:center
-Get off the road.
-Excuse me. Excuse me.

00:38:51.560 --> 00:38:53.839 align:center
Um, can you tell us where
those crop circles are?

00:38:54.600 --> 00:38:57.280 align:center
Are you going there
to pray for aliens or what?

00:38:57.359 --> 00:38:58.359 align:center
Of course not.

00:38:58.440 --> 00:38:59.799 align:center
We’re going to see the Holy Virgin,

00:38:59.880 --> 00:39:01.640 align:center
but wanted to stop by
the crop circles first.

00:39:01.720 --> 00:39:03.799 align:center
-They’re back there somewhere.
-Okay. Um…

00:39:03.880 --> 00:39:06.319 align:center
by any chance, are those cheeses for sale?

00:39:06.400 --> 00:39:08.839 align:center
They are indeed. Why?
Do… do you want to buy some?

00:39:08.920 --> 00:39:09.960 align:center
Of course.

00:39:10.040 --> 00:39:12.040 align:center
They’re nice and fresh.
I made them myself.

00:39:12.120 --> 00:39:14.000 align:center
Goat cheese. Come on, now. Have a look.

00:39:22.240 --> 00:39:23.359 align:center
COSMIC POWER-IN-LAW

00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:24.400 align:center
Here.

00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:27.680 align:center
-Plenty of garlic, ladies. Halina, Halina.
-Oh. Finally, thanks.

00:39:27.760 --> 00:39:29.319 align:center
Good morning.

00:39:29.400 --> 00:39:31.680 align:center
Yeah, yeah. Hello.
Good morning, everybody.

00:39:40.839 --> 00:39:42.480 align:center
-Good morning.
-Yes, hello. Hi.

00:39:42.560 --> 00:39:44.160 align:center
Do you know where the crop circles are?

00:39:44.240 --> 00:39:46.880 align:center
-Crop circles?
-Yeah, there’s a story about it online.

00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:48.160 align:center
-Online?
-Yeah.

00:39:48.240 --> 00:39:49.920 align:center
I saw the UFO with my own eyes.

00:39:50.000 --> 00:39:51.880 align:center
They wanted to abduct me.

00:39:51.960 --> 00:39:53.600 align:center
And luckily, I’m a fast runner.

00:39:53.680 --> 00:39:55.160 align:center
Will I make it ’til tomorrow?

00:39:55.240 --> 00:39:57.440 align:center
Subscribe to my channel, What the Shock,
to find out.

00:39:58.440 --> 00:39:59.520 align:center
Yeah, well…

00:40:00.640 --> 00:40:01.520 align:center
Oh, oh.

00:40:01.600 --> 00:40:03.680 align:center
Uh, would the two of you
like to buy cheese?

00:40:03.760 --> 00:40:05.680 align:center
I still have a few left for sale.

00:40:05.760 --> 00:40:07.880 align:center
They’re fresh. I made them myself.

00:40:11.960 --> 00:40:13.160 align:center
And if ever you’re hungry,

00:40:13.240 --> 00:40:16.000 align:center
there’s this really, really good
restaurant down that way.

00:40:16.080 --> 00:40:18.880 align:center
I promise, it’s the best one
in the entire region.

00:40:18.960 --> 00:40:22.000 align:center
-It’s called Oliwia’s Amazing Food.
-Ah.

00:40:22.080 --> 00:40:23.120 align:center
Sounds good.

00:40:23.200 --> 00:40:24.160 align:center
-Thank you.
-Thank you.

00:40:24.240 --> 00:40:26.200 align:center
It’s worth a visit, let me tell you.

00:40:26.280 --> 00:40:28.880 align:center
Bye now. Have a nice day.

00:41:05.520 --> 00:41:06.600 align:center
Julian.

00:41:07.400 --> 00:41:08.359 align:center
Halina.

00:41:08.440 --> 00:41:10.080 align:center
What are you doing here?

00:41:10.160 --> 00:41:11.319 align:center
I knew it.

00:41:11.400 --> 00:41:14.240 align:center
I knew my heart would lead
the way to my darling.

00:41:14.319 --> 00:41:15.440 align:center
Yeah, whatever.

00:41:15.520 --> 00:41:17.160 align:center
-Darling.
-Come here, quick. Quick, quick.

00:41:17.240 --> 00:41:18.720 align:center
What? Where?

00:41:18.799 --> 00:41:20.120 align:center
Come on. This way.

00:41:21.040 --> 00:41:22.600 align:center
Oh, Halina.

00:41:34.319 --> 00:41:37.640 align:center
My grandson showed me some videos
about your alien friends.

00:41:37.720 --> 00:41:39.520 align:center
I recognized you right away.

00:41:39.600 --> 00:41:41.720 align:center
It was a sign from the universe.

00:41:41.799 --> 00:41:44.240 align:center
What happens in Ciechocinek
stays in Ciechocinek.

00:41:44.319 --> 00:41:47.640 align:center
But… Halina,
I think about you all the time.

00:41:47.720 --> 00:41:51.440 align:center
And this whole alien business,
it’s… it’s… it’s… making me nervous.

00:41:51.520 --> 00:41:55.120 align:center
Did you know that aliens have abducted
hundreds of people in America

00:41:55.200 --> 00:41:58.240 align:center
and used them for their body parts
and research?

00:41:58.319 --> 00:42:01.040 align:center
Come on, you don’t seriously
believe that nonsense, Julian?

00:42:01.120 --> 00:42:02.560 align:center
I don’t believe it.

00:42:02.640 --> 00:42:04.280 align:center
NASA confirmed it.

00:42:04.799 --> 00:42:07.080 align:center
-Astronauts have seen many UFOs, Halina.
-Hmm.

00:42:07.160 --> 00:42:08.400 align:center
Be careful, okay?

00:42:08.480 --> 00:42:11.240 align:center
I’m not joking. This is very serious.

00:42:11.319 --> 00:42:13.000 align:center
For your own safety, Halina,

00:42:13.080 --> 00:42:16.040 align:center
it would be best if you came
with me to Kielce.

00:42:16.560 --> 00:42:18.440 align:center
And as soon as things calm down,

00:42:18.520 --> 00:42:22.920 align:center
we can then decide what to do
and where we might want to live together.

00:42:25.359 --> 00:42:26.920 align:center
Julian, you’re crazy.

00:42:28.080 --> 00:42:29.880 align:center
You should go home.

00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:32.080 align:center
Come on. Go home.

00:42:34.720 --> 00:42:36.600 align:center
Of course. Typical woman.

00:42:40.319 --> 00:42:43.600 align:center
CROP CIRCLES

00:43:00.640 --> 00:43:02.480 align:center
And we’ll take
both these figurines, please.

00:43:02.560 --> 00:43:05.160 align:center
Okay. Entrance is free for children
but not for adults.

00:43:05.240 --> 00:43:08.680 align:center
-With the two figurines, that’ll be a 150.
-Uh-huh, here you go.

00:43:08.760 --> 00:43:10.480 align:center
Did you really see the aliens?

00:43:10.560 --> 00:43:13.560 align:center
Oh, of course I did.
I saw them quite a few times already.

00:43:13.640 --> 00:43:15.560 align:center
-It was dark out…
-Can we take a picture with you?

00:43:15.640 --> 00:43:16.480 align:center
…so it’s hard to say.

00:43:16.560 --> 00:43:17.400 align:center
-Yeah, sure.
-Yay.

00:43:17.480 --> 00:43:18.760 align:center
-Be my guest.
-Thank you. Come on.

00:43:18.839 --> 00:43:20.280 align:center
-Let’s take a selfie together.
-Okay.

00:43:20.359 --> 00:43:24.720 align:center
Ready? Three, two and… Aliens.

00:43:24.799 --> 00:43:27.600 align:center
Okay, the crop circles are that way,
off you go.

00:43:27.680 --> 00:43:30.560 align:center
-Fresh homemade pie, come and get it.
-Homemade fresh pie.

00:43:30.640 --> 00:43:32.280 align:center
Ladies, why are you giving it away?

00:43:32.359 --> 00:43:34.040 align:center
These people drove a long way to get here.

00:43:34.120 --> 00:43:35.240 align:center
We’re just trying to be nice.

00:43:35.319 --> 00:43:37.040 align:center
Right now, we can’t afford to be nice.

00:43:37.120 --> 00:43:38.440 align:center
-Enough with the hospitality.
-But…

00:43:38.520 --> 00:43:40.160 align:center
I know it’s not easy to rip-off tourists,

00:43:40.240 --> 00:43:43.000 align:center
but they’re the ones willing to believe
in this alien nonsense.

00:43:43.080 --> 00:43:45.480 align:center
No one is forcing them to pay. Not really.

00:43:46.160 --> 00:43:48.799 align:center
And none of this money is for us.

00:43:48.879 --> 00:43:50.600 align:center
-Two zlotys a slice, then.
-Five.

00:43:50.680 --> 00:43:51.520 align:center
Pie.

00:43:51.600 --> 00:43:53.400 align:center
-Come get your homemade pie.
-It’s delicious.

00:43:53.480 --> 00:43:55.280 align:center
-Five zlotys a slice.
-And it’s cheap.

00:43:55.359 --> 00:43:58.080 align:center
God almighty holds the truth
behind the crop circle mystery.

00:43:58.160 --> 00:44:01.400 align:center
Take heed, beloved, these signs may lead
the Christian soul astray.

00:44:01.480 --> 00:44:02.760 align:center
Faith is our protection.

00:44:02.839 --> 00:44:06.600 align:center
For a humble donation, I will offer
a prayer for every lamb in His flock.

00:44:06.680 --> 00:44:09.200 align:center
Maybe the Reverend could chip in
to Halina’s funding too?

00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:11.280 align:center
I’m collecting for the church,
but you’ll get a cut.

00:44:11.359 --> 00:44:14.600 align:center
Through faith, we find our shield.
A humble donation, if you please.

00:44:14.680 --> 00:44:18.480 align:center
I never envied Halina for anything,
but I sure do hope I’ll find someone

00:44:18.560 --> 00:44:20.839 align:center
who loves me the way Jan loves her.

00:44:21.600 --> 00:44:23.760 align:center
I thought you said you were in love.

00:44:26.280 --> 00:44:27.640 align:center
I was just stupid, as always.

00:44:29.879 --> 00:44:32.240 align:center
Let’s just say he wasn’t
the cream of the crop.

00:44:33.920 --> 00:44:35.920 align:center
We need to get them back together.

00:44:36.000 --> 00:44:39.560 align:center
It would be a shame for
Halina and Jan to waste that kind of love.

00:44:39.640 --> 00:44:40.839 align:center
Mm.

00:44:40.920 --> 00:44:42.560 align:center
-Good morning.
-Good morning.

00:44:42.640 --> 00:44:43.480 align:center
Good morning.

00:44:43.560 --> 00:44:45.000 align:center
We heard you serve great food here.

00:44:45.080 --> 00:44:47.640 align:center
Yes, our restaurant is
the best in the village.

00:44:47.720 --> 00:44:48.960 align:center
Come this way.

00:44:50.440 --> 00:44:52.000 align:center
-Thank you.
-Here.

00:44:52.080 --> 00:44:52.920 align:center
Mmm.

00:44:54.640 --> 00:44:55.520 align:center
How’s this table?

00:44:55.600 --> 00:44:57.319 align:center
-Yeah, perfect.
-Someone will be right over.

00:44:57.400 --> 00:44:58.799 align:center
-Thank you.
-Thank you.

00:44:58.879 --> 00:45:00.280 align:center
OLIWIA’S

00:45:08.240 --> 00:45:10.160 align:center
Ah, send them to me.

00:45:10.240 --> 00:45:13.080 align:center
Turns out, dramatic rom-com movies
are pretty accurate.

00:45:13.160 --> 00:45:14.879 align:center
There. Sent.

00:45:14.960 --> 00:45:16.120 align:center
Always the same scenario,

00:45:16.200 --> 00:45:18.839 align:center
a woman runs away from the altar
because there’s another guy waiting.

00:45:18.920 --> 00:45:19.920 align:center
Every time.

00:45:20.760 --> 00:45:24.120 align:center
I’ll need more than a few pictures
to believe Halina is unfaithful.

00:45:26.480 --> 00:45:28.440 align:center
She might have lost her money,
but not my trust.

00:45:28.520 --> 00:45:29.799 align:center
She didn’t cheat.

00:45:31.520 --> 00:45:32.720 align:center
Don’t tell anyone.

00:45:32.799 --> 00:45:35.680 align:center
Jan, I won’t. No.

00:45:50.600 --> 00:45:51.560 align:center
Hello, Father.

00:45:52.120 --> 00:45:53.240 align:center
Hello, my child.

00:45:54.839 --> 00:45:57.040 align:center
I need to talk to you about something.

00:45:58.319 --> 00:45:59.680 align:center
I’d like to find out

00:46:00.280 --> 00:46:04.799 align:center
if Halina brought up any grave sins
in her pre-wedding confession?

00:46:06.200 --> 00:46:08.200 align:center
I’m sorry, I’m bound by the
seal of confession.

00:46:09.799 --> 00:46:11.240 align:center
You don’t have to say anything.

00:46:11.760 --> 00:46:15.040 align:center
Just nod your head while I list
the unforgivable sins.

00:46:15.120 --> 00:46:16.720 align:center
I’m only interested in one of them.

00:46:18.879 --> 00:46:23.400 align:center
Shall I remind you about the time I carved
nativity figurines for you for free?

00:46:23.480 --> 00:46:26.400 align:center
-Remember?
-You didn’t only carve nativity figurines,

00:46:26.480 --> 00:46:29.160 align:center
now we also have to pray to Halina
because of you.

00:46:29.680 --> 00:46:32.920 align:center
Oh, come on. She… she looks good up there.

00:46:35.000 --> 00:46:36.480 align:center
For the church renovations.

00:46:37.920 --> 00:46:39.920 align:center
Are you sure you want to find out?

00:46:40.760 --> 00:46:42.720 align:center
Then don’t say I didn’t warn you.

00:46:42.799 --> 00:46:46.200 align:center
Halina didn’t come to confession
before the wedding ceremony.

00:46:48.280 --> 00:46:50.200 align:center
And you let her take the sacrament anyway?

00:46:50.280 --> 00:46:52.400 align:center
Halina’s too almighty for me to handle.

00:46:52.480 --> 00:46:53.560 align:center
I was afraid to say no.

00:46:53.640 --> 00:46:54.560 align:center
Oh…

00:46:57.760 --> 00:47:00.120 align:center
My goodness, beautiful Halina,

00:47:00.920 --> 00:47:03.839 align:center
how many sins are you keeping
from the confessional?

00:47:13.920 --> 00:47:15.480 align:center
Jan, Jan, Jan.

00:47:15.560 --> 00:47:16.400 align:center
Oh!

00:47:17.200 --> 00:47:20.120 align:center
I’d like to invite you to
a reconciliation dinner with Halina.

00:47:20.200 --> 00:47:25.160 align:center
Halina? Sounds like a good idea
because I’ve got things to say to her.

00:47:26.319 --> 00:47:27.200 align:center
Ah.

00:47:28.480 --> 00:47:30.760 align:center
What’s going on here? What are you up to?

00:47:30.839 --> 00:47:32.280 align:center
Something.

00:47:32.359 --> 00:47:34.319 align:center
I cooked you your favorite dish.

00:47:34.400 --> 00:47:36.200 align:center
Who’s the other dish for?

00:47:36.280 --> 00:47:38.839 align:center
It’s for your future partner for life.

00:47:50.319 --> 00:47:51.720 align:center
You’ll see. It’ll be fun.

00:47:54.359 --> 00:47:55.520 align:center
Halina.

00:47:56.319 --> 00:47:58.240 align:center
It’s time we have a serious talk.

00:47:59.359 --> 00:48:01.240 align:center
Halina.

00:48:02.200 --> 00:48:04.040 align:center
Oh, there’s nothing to talk about.

00:48:04.120 --> 00:48:06.200 align:center
You were right.
Those aliens are great for business.

00:48:06.280 --> 00:48:09.799 align:center
I’ve never sold so much cheese.
Guess how much I sold just today?

00:48:09.879 --> 00:48:11.319 align:center
How could you cheat on me, Halina?

00:48:11.400 --> 00:48:15.960 align:center
Have you lost your mind, Jan?
What in the world are you talking about?

00:48:16.040 --> 00:48:19.600 align:center
Look. I have proof of
your disgusting infidelity.

00:48:21.040 --> 00:48:22.760 align:center
Halina. No.

00:48:23.359 --> 00:48:25.240 align:center
-My goodness.
-Halina.

00:48:26.240 --> 00:48:27.280 align:center
Halina.

00:48:27.879 --> 00:48:29.120 align:center
Are you all right?

00:48:29.200 --> 00:48:31.280 align:center
-Halina, are you okay?
-Momma.

00:48:31.799 --> 00:48:33.720 align:center
Halina.

00:48:33.799 --> 00:48:34.720 align:center
C'mon, Momma.

00:48:38.080 --> 00:48:42.560 align:center
How could you… do this to me, Halina?

00:48:44.319 --> 00:48:46.760 align:center
Since you’ve already condemned me, fine.

00:48:46.839 --> 00:48:48.680 align:center
I cheated on you, Jan.

00:48:48.760 --> 00:48:50.720 align:center
You want it? You got it. Okay?

00:49:10.240 --> 00:49:13.280 align:center
You’re not allowed to pass
until you’ve told me the truth.

00:49:15.280 --> 00:49:18.319 align:center
This is my house, and no one tells me
what to do around here.

00:49:18.400 --> 00:49:19.359 align:center
Oh yeah?

00:49:19.440 --> 00:49:20.720 align:center
Wanna bet about that?

00:49:24.960 --> 00:49:25.839 align:center
Ewa.

00:49:26.600 --> 00:49:29.400 align:center
Mom, losing all your money is one thing.

00:49:29.480 --> 00:49:31.200 align:center
Infidelity? That’s another.

00:49:31.280 --> 00:49:32.560 align:center
How do you know I lost money?

00:49:32.640 --> 00:49:35.160 align:center
So you admit it?
You’ve been lying to poor Jan?

00:49:35.240 --> 00:49:37.600 align:center
Ewa, I will not share
my private life with you.

00:49:47.760 --> 00:49:48.960 align:center
No, no. No!

00:49:49.040 --> 00:49:51.920 align:center
Don’t. That’s a keepsake
from Granddaddy. Careful.

00:49:53.080 --> 00:49:55.000 align:center
-Calm down, okay?
-Talk.

00:49:55.080 --> 00:49:56.600 align:center
This is all because of Jan.

00:49:57.120 --> 00:49:58.280 align:center
Before the wedding,

00:49:58.359 --> 00:50:02.720 align:center
I heard him speak to the brothers-in-law.
He said it would be a mistake to marry me.

00:50:02.799 --> 00:50:05.520 align:center
So, I wanted to get back at him.

00:50:06.520 --> 00:50:07.839 align:center
I need details.

00:50:08.560 --> 00:50:09.480 align:center
I…

00:50:10.319 --> 00:50:13.480 align:center
I signed up for that singing contest
all the way in Ciechocinek.

00:50:13.560 --> 00:50:16.879 align:center
I went there alone
because the girls were sick with the flu.

00:50:17.399 --> 00:50:18.359 align:center
-Oh.
-Mm-hmm.

00:50:18.440 --> 00:50:21.520 align:center
So that’s where you met the other guy?
In Ciechocinek.

00:50:21.600 --> 00:50:22.760 align:center
His name’s Julian.

00:50:22.839 --> 00:50:25.080 align:center
He’s part of the Kielce Larks.

00:50:25.600 --> 00:50:27.280 align:center
He’s their handsome soloist.

00:50:27.799 --> 00:50:30.600 align:center
Anyway, we had some fun and sang together.

00:50:31.839 --> 00:50:32.720 align:center
And?

00:50:33.560 --> 00:50:36.160 align:center
And we also went dancing together
later that night.

00:50:36.240 --> 00:50:37.359 align:center
And?

00:50:39.799 --> 00:50:43.200 align:center
And we might have shared
a small snifter of cognac.

00:50:45.359 --> 00:50:46.240 align:center
One glass?

00:50:46.839 --> 00:50:47.960 align:center
Two at the most.

00:50:50.879 --> 00:50:54.560 align:center
Now get busy and clean up
this big mess you’ve made in my house.

00:50:59.160 --> 00:51:00.280 align:center
Does it need more seasoning?

00:51:00.359 --> 00:51:02.000 align:center
-Let me try it.
-No, it’s pretty good.

00:51:02.080 --> 00:51:04.040 align:center
Mm-mm. It needs seasoning.

00:51:04.120 --> 00:51:05.040 align:center
How’s yours?

00:51:05.120 --> 00:51:07.200 align:center
-Not that good.
-Mmm. It’s delicious.

00:51:07.280 --> 00:51:09.799 align:center
You can’t be serious?
It tastes like disappointment to me.

00:51:09.879 --> 00:51:11.839 align:center
You’re too hard on yourself.
It’s really good.

00:51:11.920 --> 00:51:13.120 align:center
And you’re being too nice.

00:51:13.200 --> 00:51:15.640 align:center
I’m not. If I didn’t like it,
I would tell you.

00:51:15.720 --> 00:51:16.960 align:center
You’re a great chef.

00:51:42.359 --> 00:51:44.080 align:center
Four, five, six…

00:51:44.160 --> 00:51:46.799 align:center
Guess who came up with
this whole alien story?

00:51:48.440 --> 00:51:49.399 align:center
Jan did.

00:51:50.920 --> 00:51:51.879 align:center
All for you.

00:51:55.879 --> 00:51:56.960 align:center
This should help.

00:51:58.000 --> 00:51:59.160 align:center
Everyone chipped in.

00:51:59.240 --> 00:52:02.640 align:center
Jan says you’ll have enough at the end
of the month to clear your debt.

00:52:08.240 --> 00:52:10.200 align:center
My God, what are you trying to say?

00:52:11.240 --> 00:52:13.760 align:center
All everyone ever wanted was to help me?

00:52:17.040 --> 00:52:18.080 align:center
Thank you.

00:52:18.160 --> 00:52:21.240 align:center
Mom, why don’t you go talk to Jan?

00:52:22.560 --> 00:52:23.440 align:center
No.

00:52:24.040 --> 00:52:25.560 align:center
I can’t accept the money.

00:52:26.920 --> 00:52:28.760 align:center
Why do you always have to be so stubborn?

00:52:28.839 --> 00:52:32.120 align:center
I will not let other people
pay the price of my stupidity.

00:52:32.200 --> 00:52:34.960 align:center
All I’m asking for is
that you talk to him, okay?

00:52:35.040 --> 00:52:37.640 align:center
You and I have never
been able to get along.

00:52:37.720 --> 00:52:40.080 align:center
And now you’re willing to lose Jan too?

00:52:40.160 --> 00:52:41.960 align:center
You ran away from me, Ewa.

00:52:42.480 --> 00:52:44.359 align:center
As far and as soon as you could.

00:52:44.440 --> 00:52:46.280 align:center
And don’t you ever wonder why?

00:53:06.680 --> 00:53:08.520 align:center
Hello?

00:53:08.600 --> 00:53:10.799 align:center
The angel sculpture
you sent me is beautiful.

00:53:10.879 --> 00:53:12.600 align:center
It’s a perfect fit for my gallery.

00:53:12.680 --> 00:53:14.280 align:center
I had a feeling you’d like it.

00:53:14.359 --> 00:53:16.440 align:center
But do you think there’d be buyers
for it in New York?

00:53:16.520 --> 00:53:19.720 align:center
Absolutely. A graceful blend of sensuality
and pastoral grace.

00:53:19.799 --> 00:53:21.520 align:center
It’s unique. Who’s the sculptor?

00:53:21.600 --> 00:53:23.960 align:center
You can fly over and meet him
in person if you’d like.

00:53:24.040 --> 00:53:26.040 align:center
Some customers are eager
to see more of his work.

00:53:26.120 --> 00:53:27.920 align:center
Hurry and send me pictures, yeah?

00:53:28.000 --> 00:53:30.399 align:center
-Right now?
-I’m talking wealthy people, Ewa.

00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:33.200 align:center
And you know how this business works.
Strike while the iron is hot.

00:53:33.280 --> 00:53:35.480 align:center
Maybe it’ll lead to something. Bye.

00:53:38.440 --> 00:53:40.920 align:center
Okay, now move the light
to the other side, please.

00:53:41.000 --> 00:53:42.720 align:center
That’s what I call an eye for art.

00:53:42.799 --> 00:53:47.359 align:center
Thanks to your setup, Jan’s little
figurines are real showpieces.

00:53:47.440 --> 00:53:50.040 align:center
Yeah, but are they worth anything?

00:53:50.120 --> 00:53:53.520 align:center
Jan, I believe in your art
because it comes straight from the heart.

00:53:55.720 --> 00:53:56.600 align:center
We’re all set.

00:53:57.120 --> 00:53:58.560 align:center
You’re a true blessing, Ewa.

00:53:58.640 --> 00:54:00.280 align:center
So now what?

00:54:00.359 --> 00:54:04.240 align:center
Now, we keep our fingers crossed
and hope that someone buys them.

00:54:04.319 --> 00:54:05.640 align:center
All right.

00:54:06.280 --> 00:54:07.839 align:center
Bye, guys.

00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:08.760 align:center
See you.

00:54:09.280 --> 00:54:10.200 align:center
And thank you.

00:54:13.040 --> 00:54:14.000 align:center
I’m off too, Jan.

00:54:14.080 --> 00:54:15.399 align:center
Where are you going?

00:54:16.200 --> 00:54:19.520 align:center
A true gentleman doesn’t let a woman
walk home alone at night.

00:54:19.600 --> 00:54:22.000 align:center
Who knows,
she could get abducted by aliens.

00:54:22.080 --> 00:54:22.920 align:center
Ah.

00:54:26.520 --> 00:54:28.680 align:center
My guitar.

00:54:36.040 --> 00:54:37.520 align:center
Wow, I look good.

00:54:38.240 --> 00:54:39.960 align:center
Much better than in person.

00:54:40.040 --> 00:54:42.000 align:center
Is that what I look like
deep down in your heart?

00:54:43.120 --> 00:54:44.560 align:center
I still have to add your guitar.

00:54:46.480 --> 00:54:47.879 align:center
Could you pose for me?

00:54:55.520 --> 00:54:56.680 align:center
How’s this for you?

00:54:58.600 --> 00:54:59.960 align:center
Can you sing something?

00:55:00.640 --> 00:55:01.520 align:center
Uh…

00:55:02.120 --> 00:55:04.240 align:center
I get nervous when I’m madly in love.

00:55:05.760 --> 00:55:07.640 align:center
What makes a song great if not love?

00:55:09.319 --> 00:55:10.160 align:center
I don’t know.

00:55:10.680 --> 00:55:12.520 align:center
I have trouble confessing my feelings.

00:55:13.839 --> 00:55:16.280 align:center
You could sing them if it makes it easier.

00:55:16.879 --> 00:55:18.839 align:center
I’m pretty sure it’ll help.

00:55:24.200 --> 00:55:28.440 align:center
I see you eat those dumplings
As if you want to kiss me

00:55:30.240 --> 00:55:32.520 align:center
Wojtek, can’t you see our artist is busy?

00:55:34.120 --> 00:55:35.480 align:center
Make yourself useful instead.

00:55:35.560 --> 00:55:37.839 align:center
There’s a ton of dishes
piling up in the sink.

00:55:37.920 --> 00:55:39.920 align:center
-No…
-Yes.

00:55:46.680 --> 00:55:47.879 align:center
How’s Halina doing?

00:55:48.399 --> 00:55:51.960 align:center
Ah, I get the feeling she’d prefer
if I weren’t here.

00:55:52.040 --> 00:55:56.080 align:center
No, I’m sure in her own stubborn way,
she’s happy you came to visit us.

00:55:56.160 --> 00:55:57.200 align:center
Mm.

00:55:57.760 --> 00:56:00.240 align:center
You’ve always been
such a good friend, Adam.

00:56:02.760 --> 00:56:06.640 align:center
And what if I told you I always wished
we’d be more than friends,

00:56:06.720 --> 00:56:08.319 align:center
but you never gave me a chance.

00:56:08.399 --> 00:56:10.720 align:center
Hm?

00:56:13.600 --> 00:56:14.920 align:center
This is looking good.

00:56:15.960 --> 00:56:17.640 align:center
Very good as a matter of fact.

00:56:19.879 --> 00:56:21.879 align:center
That’s exactly what my mother needs.

00:56:22.720 --> 00:56:24.839 align:center
Please don’t start playing matchmaker.

00:56:26.799 --> 00:56:28.080 align:center
I don’t even have to.

00:56:38.640 --> 00:56:39.480 align:center
Bleh.

00:56:40.760 --> 00:56:41.960 align:center
Ugh, this is bland, Oliwia.

00:56:42.040 --> 00:56:43.960 align:center
Instead of worrying about
your mother’s love life,

00:56:44.040 --> 00:56:45.680 align:center
you should worry about
your cooking skills.

00:56:45.760 --> 00:56:48.160 align:center
-Wojtek.
-Bland? No, I don’t think so.

00:56:52.600 --> 00:56:53.440 align:center
He’s right, it is.

00:56:55.080 --> 00:56:58.359 align:center
Giorgio Rivali, a chef from Milan,
had the same problem.

00:56:58.440 --> 00:57:00.359 align:center
He was so focused
on getting the Michelin star,

00:57:00.440 --> 00:57:02.560 align:center
he lost his taste buds and cooking skills.

00:57:02.640 --> 00:57:04.319 align:center
Honey, that won’t happen to you.

00:57:04.839 --> 00:57:06.600 align:center
Everything is delicious, right, Wojtek?

00:57:07.680 --> 00:57:10.120 align:center
Yeah. Yeah, it’s the best soup
I’ve ever had.

00:57:10.200 --> 00:57:12.040 align:center
I’ll taste it again to be sure.

00:57:14.839 --> 00:57:16.919 align:center
Uh, that’s what I thought.
It tastes great.

00:57:17.440 --> 00:57:19.000 align:center
Mm-hmm. Mmm.

00:57:19.080 --> 00:57:21.560 align:center
My taste buds are the problem.
The dirty plates are calling.

00:57:23.040 --> 00:57:24.640 align:center
-Kuba.
-Hey…

00:57:24.720 --> 00:57:26.120 align:center
I don’t know how to cook anymore.

00:57:26.200 --> 00:57:29.440 align:center
Honey, I promise you it’s delicious.
Really.

00:57:42.480 --> 00:57:43.440 align:center
Have a nice day.

00:57:43.520 --> 00:57:45.279 align:center
Thank you. Have a nice visit.

00:57:45.359 --> 00:57:46.279 align:center
I blew a tire.

00:57:46.960 --> 00:57:49.600 align:center
Halina asked you to sell her cheese?

00:57:49.680 --> 00:57:51.240 align:center
-Ewa.
-Ah.

00:57:51.319 --> 00:57:54.399 align:center
You should’ve seen her lifting the cheese.
She was…

00:57:54.960 --> 00:57:55.799 align:center
Was what?

00:57:55.879 --> 00:57:57.440 align:center
Really…

00:57:58.359 --> 00:57:59.879 align:center
-Huh.
-Have a nice day.

00:57:59.960 --> 00:58:01.680 align:center
-You too. Goodbye.
-Bye.

00:58:02.799 --> 00:58:05.080 align:center
Everyone’s selling something around here,
except for me.

00:58:05.160 --> 00:58:06.120 align:center
Oh…

00:58:06.200 --> 00:58:07.759 align:center
Maybe you could, uh…

00:58:07.839 --> 00:58:10.080 align:center
write a song, and it might become a hit.

00:58:11.160 --> 00:58:14.279 align:center
-Write a song.
-Why didn’t I think of that sooner?

00:58:14.359 --> 00:58:16.720 align:center
We’ve collected
quite a hefty sum for Halina. Look.

00:58:17.759 --> 00:58:19.120 align:center
And there’s more coming.

00:58:20.399 --> 00:58:22.160 align:center
I truly admire you, Jan.

00:58:23.240 --> 00:58:26.919 align:center
Gathering money for Halina,
whereas she turned out to be unfaithful.

00:58:27.520 --> 00:58:28.680 align:center
If I were you, I’d move on.

00:58:28.759 --> 00:58:30.319 align:center
She doesn’t deserve your heart.

00:58:32.799 --> 00:58:34.600 align:center
My heart remains faithful…

00:58:36.080 --> 00:58:37.279 align:center
even if it’s broken.

00:58:38.040 --> 00:58:38.919 align:center
Aw.

00:58:40.560 --> 00:58:45.680 align:center
My heart is faithful
Although broken

00:58:47.480 --> 00:58:49.120 align:center
-Hmm
-Nah, nah, nah.

00:58:49.200 --> 00:58:51.560 align:center
I'm gonna start carding people.

00:58:51.640 --> 00:58:53.200 align:center
Here, have a piece of salami.

00:58:53.279 --> 00:58:57.520 align:center
Excuse me, gentlemen.
Uh, I’m looking for a friend of mine.

00:58:58.919 --> 00:59:01.440 align:center
Well, come on over.
No need to stand so far away from us.

00:59:01.520 --> 00:59:04.160 align:center
I don’t want to get too close to…

00:59:04.240 --> 00:59:08.279 align:center
those crop circles because they might
radiate some strange chemical or harmful.

00:59:08.359 --> 00:59:10.359 align:center
That’s why we brewed Cosmic Power.

00:59:10.440 --> 00:59:13.000 align:center
Come see for yourself.
It helps against alien viruses.

00:59:13.080 --> 00:59:14.960 align:center
-Come closer. Don’t be scared.
-Does it work?

00:59:15.040 --> 00:59:16.879 align:center
-Of course it does.
-Yeah.

00:59:17.200 --> 00:59:18.560 align:center
Well…

00:59:18.640 --> 00:59:20.040 align:center
-Come on.
-Come on over. Come here.

00:59:20.120 --> 00:59:21.319 align:center
Check it out. Take a look.

00:59:21.399 --> 00:59:22.759 align:center
-Ah.
-It’s good stuff.

00:59:22.839 --> 00:59:25.359 align:center
Gentlemen, I’m sorry, but by any chance

00:59:25.440 --> 00:59:27.919 align:center
do you know where I can find Halina?

00:59:28.000 --> 00:59:29.960 align:center
-Do you know her?
-Yeah.

00:59:30.040 --> 00:59:31.600 align:center
-We do.
-Halina, right?

00:59:31.680 --> 00:59:33.040 align:center
-She’s short…
-Hey.

00:59:33.120 --> 00:59:37.879 align:center
All of Halina’s friends are greeted
with a free bottle of Cosmic Power.

00:59:37.960 --> 00:59:39.759 align:center
No, there’s no need. Really.

00:59:39.839 --> 00:59:43.319 align:center
Uh, I… I… I don’t think one bottle
is enough to keep the aliens away,

00:59:43.399 --> 00:59:45.879 align:center
but two bottles,
that’ll most certainly do the trick.

00:59:45.960 --> 00:59:47.720 align:center
-Oh, thank you. That’s nice of you.
-But, Jan.

00:59:47.799 --> 00:59:49.319 align:center
You should make him pay half price.

00:59:49.399 --> 00:59:50.640 align:center
He might have a hard time…

00:59:50.720 --> 00:59:52.640 align:center
-Stay out of it.
-…swallowing all that sweetness.

00:59:52.720 --> 00:59:55.279 align:center
I heard you say you were
looking for Halina, right?

00:59:55.359 --> 00:59:58.240 align:center
I’d be more than happy
to take you to her place.

00:59:59.480 --> 01:00:01.279 align:center
This way is faster.

01:00:01.359 --> 01:00:03.399 align:center
Please, follow me. Ah. Let’s go.

01:00:03.480 --> 01:00:06.000 align:center
Let’s put those bottles on Jan’s tab.

01:00:06.520 --> 01:00:08.000 align:center
Even though he said they were free?

01:00:08.080 --> 01:00:09.200 align:center
Put it on his tab.

01:00:14.359 --> 01:00:16.399 align:center
Did you ask what’s she’s up to?

01:00:16.480 --> 01:00:18.319 align:center
I… I did,
but she wouldn’t tell me the truth.

01:00:19.879 --> 01:00:21.839 align:center
You two need to go to therapy.

01:00:22.359 --> 01:00:25.240 align:center
You really think Halina
would admit her mistakes to a stranger?

01:00:26.600 --> 01:00:29.319 align:center
Nah, that’ll never happen.
We need to find out what she’s up to.

01:00:30.160 --> 01:00:32.600 align:center
Don’t count on me.
I won’t spy on my own grandma.

01:00:39.839 --> 01:00:41.520 align:center
Yes, can you hear me?

01:00:41.600 --> 01:00:43.399 align:center
Okay, so I was saying…

01:00:43.960 --> 01:00:45.399 align:center
write this in the ad.

01:00:45.480 --> 01:00:48.240 align:center
1,500 square meters of land.

01:00:48.319 --> 01:00:50.080 align:center
A lovely meadow right by the forest.

01:00:50.160 --> 01:00:51.399 align:center
Yes. Yeah.

01:00:52.319 --> 01:00:53.200 align:center
Yeah.

01:00:53.839 --> 01:00:56.720 align:center
Post it in the newspaper
and put it on the internet too.

01:00:57.240 --> 01:00:59.919 align:center
I need to sell this land
as quickly as possible.

01:01:00.000 --> 01:01:00.839 align:center
Yes.

01:01:23.480 --> 01:01:26.319 align:center
A little further down this road,
then we’ll take a left.

01:01:26.399 --> 01:01:27.240 align:center
Ah.

01:01:28.919 --> 01:01:29.960 align:center
This way, follow me.

01:01:33.480 --> 01:01:35.000 align:center
We’re almost there.

01:01:35.080 --> 01:01:36.480 align:center
We’re getting close.

01:01:36.560 --> 01:01:37.560 align:center
Watch your step.

01:01:41.240 --> 01:01:42.200 align:center
Oh.

01:01:42.279 --> 01:01:43.919 align:center
This way. Come on. You first.

01:01:44.000 --> 01:01:46.440 align:center
No, no, no, no. You go first.

01:01:46.520 --> 01:01:47.560 align:center
I’ll follow your steps.

01:01:47.640 --> 01:01:49.799 align:center
No, you’re the guest. You should go first.

01:01:49.879 --> 01:01:51.879 align:center
-Please, go.
-Okay.

01:01:53.600 --> 01:01:55.680 align:center
If you… insist.

01:01:56.200 --> 01:01:57.919 align:center
-Oh, I insist.
-Oh.

01:01:58.640 --> 01:02:00.440 align:center
There you go. That way.

01:02:00.520 --> 01:02:01.359 align:center
Um…

01:02:02.120 --> 01:02:04.440 align:center
are you really sure this path is

01:02:06.000 --> 01:02:08.680 align:center
the right way to Halina’s place?

01:02:09.240 --> 01:02:11.240 align:center
You’re to call her Mrs. Halina.

01:02:12.640 --> 01:02:14.480 align:center
I’m not sure I like where this is going.

01:02:15.160 --> 01:02:16.600 align:center
She’s my precious treasure.

01:02:16.680 --> 01:02:17.720 align:center
Precious treasure?

01:02:18.319 --> 01:02:20.759 align:center
You bamboozled her
and made me the town cuckold.

01:02:21.279 --> 01:02:24.480 align:center
Now everyone’s laughing at me
because she left me at the altar.

01:02:25.240 --> 01:02:27.960 align:center
I was fooled by her pretty face too.

01:02:28.480 --> 01:02:30.720 align:center
She never told me she was engaged.

01:02:30.799 --> 01:02:34.640 align:center
Would you be kind enough
to hold this for me, please?

01:02:35.240 --> 01:02:38.680 align:center
She made me
fall in love with her and then…

01:02:38.759 --> 01:02:40.879 align:center
she just dumped me like I was nothing.

01:02:40.960 --> 01:02:41.839 align:center
Look.

01:02:42.839 --> 01:02:47.279 align:center
Lurking for ladies at the promenade

01:02:47.960 --> 01:02:51.200 align:center
Every girl will get her chance today

01:02:51.279 --> 01:02:52.480 align:center
So then,

01:02:52.560 --> 01:02:56.359 align:center
I come all the way here to your village
because I wanted to talk to her.

01:02:56.440 --> 01:02:58.000 align:center
But she turned me away.

01:02:58.080 --> 01:03:00.240 align:center
…chance today

01:03:00.319 --> 01:03:01.399 align:center
She turned you down?

01:03:01.480 --> 01:03:04.000 align:center
Yes, she said no,
and then asked me to leave.

01:03:04.080 --> 01:03:06.480 align:center
So that’s what I did,
but as soon as I neared Kielce,

01:03:06.560 --> 01:03:08.960 align:center
I realized I couldn’t let her go
without a fight.

01:03:09.520 --> 01:03:12.120 align:center
So I turned around
and I came back for her.

01:03:12.200 --> 01:03:13.240 align:center
But Halina’s mine.

01:03:13.319 --> 01:03:14.839 align:center
Yes, well, now I know that.

01:03:16.480 --> 01:03:20.480 align:center
Please, I don’t want to die
in this odd little corner of the world.

01:03:20.560 --> 01:03:24.120 align:center
I don’t know how things work back where
you live because I’ve never been there,

01:03:24.200 --> 01:03:26.240 align:center
nor have I traveled much,
but here in Podlasie,

01:03:27.080 --> 01:03:28.319 align:center
boys don’t cry.

01:03:31.600 --> 01:03:33.279 align:center
I’ll pull you out with a horse.

01:03:38.839 --> 01:03:40.080 align:center
It needs salt.

01:03:40.160 --> 01:03:42.240 align:center
Your precious mother made the cheese base.

01:03:42.319 --> 01:03:44.279 align:center
If you listen to your grandma,

01:03:44.359 --> 01:03:46.799 align:center
your mom has never been able
to do anything correctly.

01:03:46.879 --> 01:03:49.040 align:center
I was only joking.
The base does not need any salt.

01:03:49.120 --> 01:03:51.160 align:center
I never said that,
and I’ve always supported you.

01:03:51.240 --> 01:03:52.120 align:center
Oh, really?

01:03:52.200 --> 01:03:55.759 align:center
Even when I wanted to get into
the Academy of Fine Arts?

01:03:55.839 --> 01:03:57.240 align:center
What did you say already?

01:03:57.319 --> 01:03:59.120 align:center
Oh yeah. That’d I’d never find a job.

01:03:59.200 --> 01:04:03.000 align:center
I always dreamed
someday you’d get a business degree

01:04:03.080 --> 01:04:04.319 align:center
but stay a farmer

01:04:04.399 --> 01:04:09.160 align:center
and together we’d start our own business,
manufacturing quality cheese.

01:04:09.240 --> 01:04:11.200 align:center
That was your dream, not mine, Momma.

01:04:11.279 --> 01:04:13.919 align:center
Everyone is allowed to dream.

01:04:14.000 --> 01:04:15.160 align:center
Halina.

01:04:15.919 --> 01:04:18.279 align:center
Halina. Halina!

01:04:18.359 --> 01:04:21.279 align:center
Where is she? Maybe she’s in here.

01:04:21.359 --> 01:04:25.240 align:center
Yeah. In… in the sleaze dairy.
The… the cheese dairy. Ah!

01:04:27.680 --> 01:04:29.000 align:center
What in the world?

01:04:29.600 --> 01:04:31.240 align:center
You should be ashamed.

01:04:31.960 --> 01:04:34.520 align:center
Showing up here drunk
in front of everybody.

01:04:34.600 --> 01:04:37.759 align:center
No! You should be ashamed, Halina.

01:04:37.839 --> 01:04:43.279 align:center
You chewed us up and spit us out
like a black widow.

01:04:45.520 --> 01:04:46.680 align:center
Julian,

01:04:48.359 --> 01:04:50.600 align:center
I never expected
such bad behavior from you.

01:04:53.080 --> 01:04:55.600 align:center
-Get out, both of you.
-Stop it, Halina.

01:04:55.680 --> 01:04:57.799 align:center
That’s enough, now. You…

01:04:58.319 --> 01:05:01.640 align:center
You… you’re a true Femme Fatalist.

01:05:01.720 --> 01:05:02.640 align:center
Fatale?

01:05:03.480 --> 01:05:04.319 align:center
That too.

01:05:04.839 --> 01:05:07.080 align:center
-Femme fatale.
-Yes.

01:05:07.160 --> 01:05:08.520 align:center
That’s all we have to say.

01:05:09.759 --> 01:05:12.439 align:center
Nothing worse in this world

01:05:12.960 --> 01:05:15.919 align:center
Could ever happen to us

01:05:16.000 --> 01:05:21.919 align:center
Never trust a woman
Don’t give…

01:05:22.000 --> 01:05:23.000 align:center
Femme fatale.

01:05:23.080 --> 01:05:24.160 align:center
You watch your mouth.

01:05:46.080 --> 01:05:47.040 align:center
Momma…

01:05:47.120 --> 01:05:48.160 align:center
What now?

01:05:48.240 --> 01:05:51.120 align:center
Neither of you had anything to say
to defend be back there, did ya?

01:05:51.200 --> 01:05:52.359 align:center
Nothing at all.

01:05:52.439 --> 01:05:55.240 align:center
Momma, we have more important things
to talk about.

01:05:55.960 --> 01:05:59.919 align:center
Grandma, this land belongs to you,
it’s your patrimony.

01:06:03.720 --> 01:06:05.319 align:center
How do you know I’m selling?

01:06:05.399 --> 01:06:06.799 align:center
Please don’t sell your land.

01:06:07.960 --> 01:06:10.520 align:center
I won’t let anyone pay off my debts.

01:06:14.040 --> 01:06:15.040 align:center
I tried.

01:06:15.640 --> 01:06:19.520 align:center
I did everything I could to fill
my financial holes with cheese but…

01:06:20.040 --> 01:06:21.600 align:center
And Wojtek doesn’t know.

01:06:22.439 --> 01:06:23.520 align:center
Doesn’t know what?

01:06:26.200 --> 01:06:28.399 align:center
I took out another loan
to pay off the old one.

01:06:34.879 --> 01:06:38.040 align:center
So how deep in debt are you now, Momma?

01:06:41.480 --> 01:06:42.720 align:center
About 70,000.

01:06:42.799 --> 01:06:44.120 align:center
70,000?

01:06:49.560 --> 01:06:52.000 align:center
-We’ll… we’ll come up with something.
-Yeah.

01:06:52.080 --> 01:06:53.200 align:center
There’s still…

01:06:53.720 --> 01:06:55.279 align:center
plenty of time until the months ends.

01:06:55.359 --> 01:06:56.200 align:center
-Yeah.
-Exactly.

01:06:56.279 --> 01:06:59.240 align:center
Mom’s right,
there’s still lots of time left.

01:06:59.839 --> 01:07:01.319 align:center
-So much time.
-Lot's of time.

01:07:06.439 --> 01:07:08.720 align:center
Halina is very… very heavy.

01:07:08.799 --> 01:07:09.720 align:center
Yeah.

01:07:09.799 --> 01:07:13.040 align:center
Are we ready to turn Halina into an alien?

01:07:16.080 --> 01:07:17.759 align:center
No, I can’t do that.

01:07:18.279 --> 01:07:20.480 align:center
Then why did we drag her all the way here?

01:07:20.560 --> 01:07:23.560 align:center
My mind wants to,
but my heart won’t let me do it.

01:07:24.080 --> 01:07:25.279 align:center
I’m in love.

01:07:25.359 --> 01:07:26.200 align:center
Me too.

01:07:26.759 --> 01:07:27.919 align:center
Love’s arrow found me.

01:07:28.000 --> 01:07:30.120 align:center
That’s great. It’s something to celebrate.

01:07:30.200 --> 01:07:32.040 align:center
And what if my love is a forbidden love?

01:07:32.120 --> 01:07:36.919 align:center
If your heart’s intentions
are honest and pure, all love is good.

01:07:37.000 --> 01:07:39.040 align:center
Wait, are you sure she’s single at least?

01:07:39.120 --> 01:07:40.480 align:center
No. She is. She is.

01:07:41.080 --> 01:07:42.640 align:center
-She’s all I want.
-Oh.

01:07:43.680 --> 01:07:46.879 align:center
Since I first saw you

01:07:47.520 --> 01:07:49.919 align:center
I can’t eat. I can’t sleep

01:07:50.000 --> 01:07:52.399 align:center
There’s something off with the melody.

01:07:52.480 --> 01:07:54.600 align:center
Look, I’m just letting my heart
speak for itself.

01:07:54.680 --> 01:07:58.240 align:center
Really? Because I’ve heard
that song somewhere before…

01:07:58.319 --> 01:07:59.439 align:center
Was it at church?

01:07:59.520 --> 01:08:02.879 align:center
’Cause of your eyes, your green eyes

01:08:02.960 --> 01:08:03.799 align:center
I know.

01:08:03.879 --> 01:08:06.200 align:center
-It was on the radio yesterday.
-I went crazy

01:08:06.279 --> 01:08:07.120 align:center
Ah.

01:08:07.200 --> 01:08:10.839 align:center
The stars must have given their glow

01:08:10.919 --> 01:08:14.200 align:center
To your eyes

01:08:14.279 --> 01:08:17.760 align:center
And my heart, thirsty for love

01:08:17.840 --> 01:08:20.920 align:center
-Who’s there?
-We’ve got a crisis on our hands.

01:08:21.000 --> 01:08:22.880 align:center
We really need to talk to you, Jan.

01:08:22.960 --> 01:08:25.120 align:center
Halina is trying to sell her land.

01:08:25.760 --> 01:08:27.240 align:center
We’ve got to find a way to stop her.

01:08:43.720 --> 01:08:46.479 align:center
FOR SALE

01:08:56.800 --> 01:08:57.800 align:center
Ah.

01:08:58.760 --> 01:09:01.040 align:center
That’s one sad “for sale” sign.

01:09:02.960 --> 01:09:06.359 align:center
Louise, maybe we should add
a little color to it?

01:09:06.439 --> 01:09:07.920 align:center
Huh?

01:09:21.560 --> 01:09:22.520 align:center
Huh.

01:09:28.920 --> 01:09:30.840 align:center
What are you looking for, Momma?

01:09:31.479 --> 01:09:33.319 align:center
I’m looking for some paint.

01:09:34.439 --> 01:09:39.240 align:center
My goodness, Ewa, is everything you own
packed into this tiny little bag of yours?

01:09:40.679 --> 01:09:42.000 align:center
Yes.

01:09:45.479 --> 01:09:48.080 align:center
I’m not going back.
There’s nothing left there for me.

01:09:50.000 --> 01:09:51.679 align:center
As always, I trusted the wrong guy.

01:09:51.760 --> 01:09:54.000 align:center
Well, you can’t say I haven’t told you so.

01:09:54.080 --> 01:09:56.639 align:center
Yes, yes, I know, Momma. You were right.

01:09:56.720 --> 01:09:59.360 align:center
There’s absolutely nothing for you…

01:09:59.880 --> 01:10:01.920 align:center
to be proud about, I know.

01:10:02.440 --> 01:10:04.599 align:center
Ewa, you’re my only daughter.

01:10:04.679 --> 01:10:06.639 align:center
Listen Mom, I’ve let you down again.

01:10:07.160 --> 01:10:09.440 align:center
I haven’t achieved anything in my life.

01:10:09.520 --> 01:10:10.480 align:center
I’m sorry.

01:10:14.360 --> 01:10:15.200 align:center
Ewa.

01:10:24.040 --> 01:10:25.560 align:center
Ewa, sweetie.

01:10:26.800 --> 01:10:27.720 align:center
Ewa.

01:10:29.639 --> 01:10:30.960 align:center
Ewa.

01:10:31.040 --> 01:10:33.360 align:center
Halina, I’m here.

01:10:33.440 --> 01:10:36.840 align:center
I’m not looking for you, and I can’t deal
with you right now. Leave me alone.

01:10:36.920 --> 01:10:38.840 align:center
Halina, I come in peace.

01:10:39.360 --> 01:10:41.080 align:center
I got a little proposition for you.

01:10:41.160 --> 01:10:43.160 align:center
Yeah, an indecent one I assume. Forget it.

01:10:43.240 --> 01:10:44.880 align:center
No, it’s a business deal.

01:10:44.960 --> 01:10:46.599 align:center
I’d like to buy your land.

01:10:46.679 --> 01:10:48.000 align:center
I heard it’s for sale.

01:10:51.040 --> 01:10:51.880 align:center
Will you pay cash?

01:10:51.960 --> 01:10:53.720 align:center
Mm. I’ll pay cash.

01:10:56.240 --> 01:10:57.520 align:center
I’m asking for

01:10:58.520 --> 01:11:01.760 align:center
70,000… uh, 75,000 I mean.

01:11:03.080 --> 01:11:04.080 align:center
Yes, of course.

01:11:04.599 --> 01:11:06.480 align:center
I can afford it. I’ll take the hit.

01:11:06.560 --> 01:11:09.520 align:center
B… but first,
I need to withdraw some money.

01:11:09.599 --> 01:11:11.480 align:center
I’ll go do that in Białystok.

01:11:12.360 --> 01:11:14.920 align:center
I… if you want, tomorrow
we can complete the formalities.

01:11:15.000 --> 01:11:17.520 align:center
Wow. Now that’s a decent proposal, Julian.

01:11:17.599 --> 01:11:21.200 align:center
Halina, will you show me your, um…

01:11:22.080 --> 01:11:23.200 align:center
property?

01:11:27.240 --> 01:11:28.360 align:center
Julian…

01:11:28.440 --> 01:11:30.599 align:center
Oh, Julian.

01:11:48.720 --> 01:11:49.960 align:center
Wojtek.

01:11:51.800 --> 01:11:52.840 align:center
Wojtek?

01:11:54.440 --> 01:11:55.920 align:center
Where is Jan?

01:11:57.560 --> 01:11:58.800 align:center
I’m looking for Jan.

01:11:59.639 --> 01:12:02.000 align:center
You’re so pretty. You look like an angel.

01:12:02.080 --> 01:12:04.880 align:center
Wake up. Julian is buying Halina’s meadow.

01:12:05.560 --> 01:12:06.400 align:center
What?

01:12:06.480 --> 01:12:08.120 align:center
She’s giving him a tour as we speak.

01:12:08.200 --> 01:12:12.440 align:center
But… we welcomed that snake
with open arms, and this is our reward?

01:12:12.520 --> 01:12:14.679 align:center
Just worming his way into
Halina’s good graces.

01:12:14.760 --> 01:12:17.639 align:center
Wojtek, we have to tell Jan immediately.

01:12:17.720 --> 01:12:18.800 align:center
It’ll crush him.

01:12:19.360 --> 01:12:20.880 align:center
I’ll talk to him. Don’t worry.

01:12:20.960 --> 01:12:23.000 align:center
You? Are you sure you’re
the right person for that?

01:12:23.080 --> 01:12:26.200 align:center
Yeah, I should be the one to tell him
about this disgraceful situation.

01:12:28.880 --> 01:12:29.920 align:center
I’ve got this.

01:12:37.120 --> 01:12:38.360 align:center
Deal.

01:12:40.440 --> 01:12:41.400 align:center
Let me walk you home.

01:12:41.480 --> 01:12:43.760 align:center
No, no, no, no, no. Uh…

01:12:43.840 --> 01:12:45.720 align:center
Uh, I’ll… I’ll walk back alone.

01:12:46.240 --> 01:12:47.440 align:center
I need to cool off a bit.

01:12:48.599 --> 01:12:49.599 align:center
All right then.

01:12:55.639 --> 01:12:57.520 align:center
-Huh.
-Congratulations.

01:12:58.800 --> 01:13:00.760 align:center
Oh my goodness. You scared me.

01:13:00.840 --> 01:13:03.520 align:center
I thought you were a lost alien
or something.

01:13:03.599 --> 01:13:05.040 align:center
I just saw a stork fly by.

01:13:05.120 --> 01:13:07.960 align:center
Around here, storks are known
for spreading good news.

01:13:08.040 --> 01:13:11.599 align:center
I’m so happy our community is welcoming
a resident of such high standing.

01:13:11.679 --> 01:13:13.880 align:center
I’m happy if you are.

01:13:14.400 --> 01:13:15.639 align:center
Means a lot.

01:13:15.720 --> 01:13:19.560 align:center
Especially after what happened with Jan.
I was afraid my business offer would…

01:13:19.639 --> 01:13:21.760 align:center
offend you and be ill-received.

01:13:21.840 --> 01:13:23.000 align:center
Nah…

01:13:23.520 --> 01:13:26.160 align:center
I’m actually quite impressed
you haven’t given up on Halina yet.

01:13:26.240 --> 01:13:29.360 align:center
You’re literally buying your way
into her heart through her land.

01:13:29.440 --> 01:13:30.639 align:center
I respect that.

01:13:33.800 --> 01:13:35.639 align:center
There’s a Podlasian custom that says

01:13:35.720 --> 01:13:39.120 align:center
whoever buys our land has to drink
to the health of Bodzki residents.

01:13:39.200 --> 01:13:40.960 align:center
I’m still hung over from yesterday,

01:13:41.040 --> 01:13:44.120 align:center
I can’t even smell another drop of alcohol
without getting sick.

01:13:44.200 --> 01:13:47.280 align:center
But this is herbal tea.
Local and fresh. Try it.

01:13:47.800 --> 01:13:48.920 align:center
Podlasie style.

01:13:49.000 --> 01:13:51.200 align:center
Huh?

01:13:51.280 --> 01:13:54.360 align:center
You do wish Halina well, right?
Especially on Kupala Night.

01:13:54.440 --> 01:13:57.520 align:center
You celebrate pagan rites here in Bodzki?

01:13:57.599 --> 01:13:58.840 align:center
Traditional rites.

01:13:59.599 --> 01:14:00.920 align:center
You wanna be one of us?

01:14:01.440 --> 01:14:03.360 align:center
Then you have to honor our traditions.

01:14:04.120 --> 01:14:04.960 align:center
Huh.

01:14:10.920 --> 01:14:13.240 align:center
Good, you only have fourteen sips left.

01:14:13.800 --> 01:14:14.639 align:center
What?

01:14:15.440 --> 01:14:16.599 align:center
Tradition, you know?

01:14:16.679 --> 01:14:17.920 align:center
Oh.

01:14:25.639 --> 01:14:26.560 align:center
Hold on.

01:14:31.000 --> 01:14:32.000 align:center
Jan, wait.

01:14:34.760 --> 01:14:37.639 align:center
Have you, uh, talked to Wojtek yet?

01:14:37.719 --> 01:14:39.000 align:center
About what?

01:14:40.400 --> 01:14:42.400 align:center
Julian is trying to buy Halina’s meadow.

01:14:44.120 --> 01:14:45.639 align:center
He’s buying what?

01:14:56.960 --> 01:14:59.080 align:center
How much further ’til the village?

01:14:59.160 --> 01:15:00.639 align:center
We’ve been walking for an hour now.

01:15:00.719 --> 01:15:03.280 align:center
That’s the herbal tea
messing with time. Have another sip.

01:15:03.360 --> 01:15:04.240 align:center
No.

01:15:05.000 --> 01:15:06.719 align:center
How come you’re not drinking any?

01:15:06.800 --> 01:15:08.719 align:center
It’s only for those who buy land from us.

01:15:08.800 --> 01:15:10.760 align:center
And also because it gives me heartburn.

01:15:10.840 --> 01:15:11.800 align:center
Oh.

01:15:14.160 --> 01:15:17.240 align:center
Fireflies. Our very own Podlasie aliens.

01:15:20.360 --> 01:15:23.040 align:center
They’re probably plotting
their next invasion.

01:15:29.360 --> 01:15:33.840 align:center
Wow. Look at them hard at work
sending out their probes.

01:15:35.560 --> 01:15:36.400 align:center
Julian?

01:15:38.599 --> 01:15:39.480 align:center
Julian.

01:15:40.560 --> 01:15:41.599 align:center
Julian.

01:15:43.120 --> 01:15:44.440 align:center
Damn it.

01:15:44.520 --> 01:15:45.920 align:center
Oh, no.

01:15:48.080 --> 01:15:49.040 align:center
Julian?

01:15:58.040 --> 01:15:59.160 align:center
Julian.

01:16:01.320 --> 01:16:02.440 align:center
Julian?

01:16:02.960 --> 01:16:03.800 align:center
Jan…

01:16:04.440 --> 01:16:08.200 align:center
No, no, no. I have to say it with
a little more conviction, right?

01:16:08.280 --> 01:16:09.240 align:center
Okay, here I go.

01:16:10.800 --> 01:16:15.880 align:center
Dear Jan, I want to thank you
from the bottom of my heart

01:16:15.960 --> 01:16:18.880 align:center
for bringing those aliens
to Bodzki for me.

01:16:18.960 --> 01:16:23.599 align:center
And forgive me for my bad temper,
it’s… it’s not my fault, it’s because…

01:16:23.679 --> 01:16:24.719 align:center
Uh…

01:16:24.800 --> 01:16:25.760 align:center
Because what?

01:16:25.840 --> 01:16:27.520 align:center
Ah. I got it from my dad.

01:16:28.120 --> 01:16:29.920 align:center
Okay, one last shot.

01:16:30.000 --> 01:16:31.000 align:center
-Dear--.
-Halina.

01:16:31.520 --> 01:16:34.080 align:center
Oh, I was just about to come and see you.

01:16:34.160 --> 01:16:36.240 align:center
-Halina.
-Jan, I wanted to thank you from--

01:16:36.320 --> 01:16:39.040 align:center
You must really think pretty little of me

01:16:39.120 --> 01:16:41.679 align:center
to trample all over my feelings like that.

01:16:42.679 --> 01:16:46.360 align:center
How dare you bring your wannabe lover
from God-knows-where to Bodzki.

01:16:46.440 --> 01:16:48.760 align:center
But Julian’s intentions
are honest and pure.

01:16:48.840 --> 01:16:51.880 align:center
He offered to buy my land because he knows
I’m having financial problems.

01:16:51.960 --> 01:16:52.880 align:center
Halina.

01:16:53.400 --> 01:16:55.760 align:center
How could you be so naive?

01:16:55.840 --> 01:16:58.599 align:center
All he wants is to get into your pants.

01:17:04.679 --> 01:17:07.760 align:center
I couldn’t sh… shut you up any other way.

01:17:10.320 --> 01:17:11.560 align:center
Halina.

01:17:15.040 --> 01:17:16.719 align:center
Halina! Jan!

01:17:16.800 --> 01:17:18.360 align:center
I lost him. That guy.

01:17:18.440 --> 01:17:22.120 align:center
I… I turned around for two seconds,
and he… he was gone.

01:17:22.200 --> 01:17:23.639 align:center
I lost Julian in the woods.

01:17:23.719 --> 01:17:25.639 align:center
Can’t you read the room, Wojtek.

01:17:26.160 --> 01:17:27.599 align:center
What?

01:17:27.679 --> 01:17:29.440 align:center
I lost him in the woods. I’m sorry.

01:18:26.960 --> 01:18:30.760 align:center
I sure don’t want to be abducted
for my body parts.

01:18:32.920 --> 01:18:34.719 align:center
Here, kitty, kitty.

01:18:43.400 --> 01:18:46.520 align:center
Guide our children
and let them grow strong and healthy.

01:18:49.639 --> 01:18:53.240 align:center
Help our dear Halina and Jan
remain forever in love…

01:18:53.320 --> 01:18:58.440 align:center
…in health and in happiness.
And to help them pay their debts also.

01:19:03.000 --> 01:19:05.240 align:center
And may our Bodzki flourish forever

01:19:05.760 --> 01:19:08.880 align:center
and find good fortune on Kupala Night.

01:19:14.440 --> 01:19:17.160 align:center
Good fortune. Good fortune to all.

01:19:19.920 --> 01:19:21.480 align:center
Halina? Wojtek

01:19:24.120 --> 01:19:26.120 align:center
Have any of you seen Julian?

01:19:26.200 --> 01:19:29.400 align:center
It’s that tall guy. The… the… the one
who got free bottles of moonshine?

01:19:29.480 --> 01:19:31.240 align:center
-No.
-We haven’t seen him.

01:19:31.320 --> 01:19:33.080 align:center
Why would he even be here with us?

01:19:33.160 --> 01:19:36.000 align:center
I wanted to help Jan
chase his rival away from here,

01:19:36.080 --> 01:19:39.520 align:center
so I infused some herbal tea for him,
the one Kuba gave me the recipe for.

01:19:39.599 --> 01:19:40.920 align:center
I needed inspiration.

01:19:41.000 --> 01:19:42.560 align:center
Did you mess with the recipe again?

01:19:42.639 --> 01:19:44.880 align:center
What? No.

01:19:44.960 --> 01:19:45.960 align:center
Wojtek…

01:19:46.040 --> 01:19:47.480 align:center
I wanted the effect to last longer.

01:19:47.560 --> 01:19:50.320 align:center
Now we all have to go looking for him.
Come on, let’s go.

01:19:50.400 --> 01:19:51.480 align:center
Come on. Let's go.

01:19:51.560 --> 01:19:55.360 align:center
All right. Romek and Ela,
you go check the forest behind the hamlet.

01:19:55.440 --> 01:19:56.599 align:center
All right, let’s go honey.

01:19:56.679 --> 01:19:59.960 align:center
Zbyszek and Wiesia, you go check
the fields behind the settlement.

01:20:00.040 --> 01:20:02.320 align:center
And now you two
go have a look by the river.

01:20:02.400 --> 01:20:03.800 align:center
Oliwia and I will check the village.

01:20:03.880 --> 01:20:05.360 align:center
Perfect, you two go check the village.

01:20:05.440 --> 01:20:06.920 align:center
-Wojtek. Wojtek, uh…
-That’s me.

01:20:07.000 --> 01:20:10.960 align:center
Wojtek, now you go check
where Julian’s staying in Bodzki.

01:20:11.040 --> 01:20:13.240 align:center
-His place, his lodgings.
-I have no idea where that is.

01:20:13.320 --> 01:20:14.440 align:center
Where are you going?

01:20:20.000 --> 01:20:22.679 align:center
Julian.

01:20:22.760 --> 01:20:23.599 align:center
Halina.

01:20:29.120 --> 01:20:30.760 align:center
Can you please tell me why

01:20:31.800 --> 01:20:33.520 align:center
you seduced Julian behind my back?

01:20:34.320 --> 01:20:35.639 align:center
I overheard you

01:20:37.200 --> 01:20:38.920 align:center
telling the brothers-in-law,

01:20:40.679 --> 01:20:43.440 align:center
that it would be a mistake to marry me.

01:20:46.599 --> 01:20:49.120 align:center
And why didn’t you eavesdrop a bit longer?

01:20:50.320 --> 01:20:52.400 align:center
What I said is that I was worried…

01:20:52.920 --> 01:20:56.360 align:center
getting married would be
a mistake for you, not for me.

01:20:57.400 --> 01:20:58.280 align:center
I mean…

01:20:58.960 --> 01:20:59.880 align:center
Look at you.

01:20:59.960 --> 01:21:01.639 align:center
You’re a wonderful woman,

01:21:02.960 --> 01:21:05.560 align:center
and I’m just some stupid village sculptor.

01:21:14.240 --> 01:21:16.200 align:center
Where am I supposed to look again?

01:21:16.280 --> 01:21:17.920 align:center
I’m so stressed, I forgot.

01:21:18.719 --> 01:21:20.719 align:center
Wherever Julian’s staying.

01:21:20.800 --> 01:21:21.840 align:center
Okay, thanks.

01:21:22.360 --> 01:21:23.240 align:center
Ah.

01:21:27.360 --> 01:21:29.280 align:center
Julian.

01:21:29.360 --> 01:21:31.400 align:center
Julian.

01:21:31.480 --> 01:21:33.599 align:center
Julian.

01:21:33.679 --> 01:21:37.360 align:center
Julian.

01:21:38.400 --> 01:21:41.040 align:center
Julian.

01:21:59.520 --> 01:22:01.599 align:center
Ewa. Have you seen Julian?

01:22:01.679 --> 01:22:04.440 align:center
We’re all looking for him.
Damn, he’s not here either?

01:22:06.240 --> 01:22:07.200 align:center
Are you okay?

01:22:08.360 --> 01:22:09.200 align:center
What’s wrong?

01:22:09.840 --> 01:22:10.719 align:center
Ewa…

01:22:13.520 --> 01:22:15.920 align:center
As always, my life’s a mess.

01:22:17.400 --> 01:22:19.560 align:center
Yeah, but your life led you here to me.

01:22:24.679 --> 01:22:26.719 align:center
Wojtek, stop fooling around.

01:22:26.800 --> 01:22:29.280 align:center
I’m not fooling around.
I’m in love with you.

01:22:29.800 --> 01:22:31.280 align:center
You and I, we’re the perfect fit.

01:22:31.360 --> 01:22:33.040 align:center
I also screw up everything I do.

01:22:33.560 --> 01:22:35.360 align:center
And my life’s a mess, just like yours.

01:22:42.320 --> 01:22:44.599 align:center
Wojtek, listen.

01:22:44.679 --> 01:22:45.840 align:center
You’re a great guy.

01:22:46.679 --> 01:22:49.560 align:center
You’re passionate,
and you’re quite handsome too.

01:22:49.639 --> 01:22:50.480 align:center
Really?

01:22:51.480 --> 01:22:52.840 align:center
But I’m sure that

01:22:53.800 --> 01:22:56.920 align:center
the girl of your dreams is waiting
for you somewhere out there.

01:22:59.240 --> 01:23:00.800 align:center
That girl isn’t me.

01:23:06.920 --> 01:23:08.320 align:center
I’ll never meet anyone.

01:23:08.400 --> 01:23:11.320 align:center
Maybe I’m just not meant to sing
or to love.

01:23:14.599 --> 01:23:17.360 align:center
True love always finds a way.

01:23:25.080 --> 01:23:26.920 align:center
Better than nothing, I guess.

01:23:34.400 --> 01:23:36.000 align:center
It’s my friend from New York.

01:23:37.520 --> 01:23:38.560 align:center
From the gallery?

01:23:42.200 --> 01:23:43.040 align:center
Hello?

01:23:44.520 --> 01:23:46.480 align:center
Julian.

01:23:46.560 --> 01:23:48.320 align:center
Julian.

01:23:49.120 --> 01:23:50.840 align:center
Julian.

01:23:52.200 --> 01:23:53.320 align:center
Julian.

01:23:53.400 --> 01:23:54.880 align:center
Julian.

01:23:54.960 --> 01:23:56.000 align:center
Look, locals.

01:23:56.080 --> 01:23:57.000 align:center
Go and ask them.

01:23:57.520 --> 01:23:59.000 align:center
Excuse me, we’re kind of lost.

01:23:59.080 --> 01:24:00.800 align:center
Uh, do you know the way
to the crop circles.

01:24:00.880 --> 01:24:02.440 align:center
They’re around here somewhere, right?

01:24:03.040 --> 01:24:06.000 align:center
I’m so sorry. We must tell you the truth.

01:24:06.080 --> 01:24:08.599 align:center
-There are no aliens around here.
-Exactly.

01:24:08.679 --> 01:24:09.719 align:center
And there never were.

01:24:10.800 --> 01:24:12.960 align:center
I promised you we’d see aliens,
and you will.

01:24:13.040 --> 01:24:15.240 align:center
And you, you should be ashamed.
Making a child cry.

01:24:15.320 --> 01:24:18.240 align:center
-This man is telling the truth.
-No, he’s not.

01:24:20.120 --> 01:24:24.200 align:center
Okay so you’re going to tell me those
crop circles showed up all by themselves?

01:24:24.280 --> 01:24:25.719 align:center
I’m the one who made them.

01:24:25.800 --> 01:24:28.880 align:center
As if we’re gonna believe that.
Have you seen how precise they are?

01:24:28.960 --> 01:24:30.480 align:center
Only a laser could do that.

01:24:30.560 --> 01:24:31.560 align:center
This guy’s a fraud.

01:24:39.240 --> 01:24:42.800 align:center
The… aliens… are real.

01:24:42.880 --> 01:24:44.360 align:center
I saw them

01:24:45.200 --> 01:24:47.760 align:center
with my own two eyes.

01:24:48.400 --> 01:24:49.920 align:center
Shame on you, liars.

01:24:50.000 --> 01:24:52.880 align:center
Fine, believe whatever you want.
The crop circles are that way.

01:24:52.960 --> 01:24:54.679 align:center
-Julian.
-Julian.

01:24:54.760 --> 01:24:56.240 align:center
-Why didn’t you say so sooner?
-Julian.

01:24:56.320 --> 01:24:59.040 align:center
-Awesome.
-What a relief to see you’re all right.

01:24:59.120 --> 01:25:03.040 align:center
Yes, even though you tried to steal
my Halina from me and seize her land.

01:25:03.120 --> 01:25:05.080 align:center
And they punished me for that.

01:25:05.639 --> 01:25:07.160 align:center
I’m truly sorry.

01:25:07.240 --> 01:25:11.679 align:center
I’m so very sorry, but Podlasie is going
to send me over the edge.

01:25:12.280 --> 01:25:14.520 align:center
I want to go home now.

01:25:35.800 --> 01:25:37.920 align:center
Are you up to something again?

01:25:38.000 --> 01:25:39.360 align:center
Yeah, maybe.

01:25:39.880 --> 01:25:41.080 align:center
Hm.

01:25:49.599 --> 01:25:51.719 align:center
All right. What’s this all about?

01:25:52.360 --> 01:25:55.560 align:center
I’m buying your land, Halina,
and you can’t stop me.

01:25:56.080 --> 01:25:57.920 align:center
Jan, you don’t have any money.

01:25:58.000 --> 01:25:59.800 align:center
Oh, believe it or not, I do.

01:26:00.320 --> 01:26:04.040 align:center
A gallery, all the way in New York,
bought my sculptures.

01:26:05.160 --> 01:26:08.360 align:center
Yeah. Apparently, I’m a true artist.
All thanks to Ewa.

01:26:08.880 --> 01:26:09.719 align:center
Uh-huh.

01:26:10.679 --> 01:26:14.719 align:center
Now you’re going to have to marry Jan
if you want to get all this land back.

01:26:16.040 --> 01:26:18.120 align:center
What’s mine is yours, Halina.

01:26:22.800 --> 01:26:24.719 align:center
I don’t deserve any of this kindness.

01:26:29.000 --> 01:26:31.560 align:center
Thank you, Jan.

01:26:33.360 --> 01:26:34.560 align:center
Love saves the day.

01:26:34.639 --> 01:26:37.639 align:center
You always have something clever to say,
don’t you?

01:26:38.160 --> 01:26:40.200 align:center
That could be the title of my new single.

01:26:45.800 --> 01:26:46.960 align:center
-All right.
-Ewa.

01:26:47.560 --> 01:26:48.800 align:center
We…

01:26:48.880 --> 01:26:51.000 align:center
we want all of this land to be yours.

01:26:54.120 --> 01:26:56.160 align:center
With the help of the brothers-in-law,

01:26:56.240 --> 01:26:57.639 align:center
we’ll build a house for you.

01:26:57.719 --> 01:27:00.960 align:center
It might not be a big one,
but it’ll be all yours.

01:27:01.040 --> 01:27:02.120 align:center
Your own little place.

01:27:03.360 --> 01:27:04.719 align:center
Thank you.

01:27:06.480 --> 01:27:09.759 align:center
-Love will save the day
-Ewa, you’re an amazing daughter.

01:27:10.759 --> 01:27:12.040 align:center
-Ewa.
-Hey. And me?

01:27:12.120 --> 01:27:14.840 align:center
You’re finally staying here with us.

01:27:14.920 --> 01:27:16.280 align:center
How does it sound?

01:27:16.960 --> 01:27:19.240 align:center
Love will save the day

01:27:20.200 --> 01:27:22.120 align:center
Everything is gonna be okay after all.

01:27:22.200 --> 01:27:23.280 align:center
You said you were hungry.

01:27:23.360 --> 01:27:25.200 align:center
-We're gonna build a nice house.
-Oh, thank you.

01:27:25.280 --> 01:27:26.880 align:center
Everything’s gonna be just fine.

01:27:26.960 --> 01:27:28.480 align:center
It tastes bland. Ew.

01:27:28.560 --> 01:27:31.040 align:center
-No, they’re really sweet.
-I lost my taste buds. I told you.

01:27:31.120 --> 01:27:33.920 align:center
I remember when I was pregnant,
I lost my taste buds too.

01:27:34.000 --> 01:27:35.880 align:center
-Same when I was pregnant with Oliwia.
-Oh?

01:27:35.960 --> 01:27:36.880 align:center
Oliwia?

01:27:38.759 --> 01:27:40.160 align:center
You’re pregnant, Oliwia.

01:27:40.240 --> 01:27:41.440 align:center
Are you kidding me?

01:27:41.520 --> 01:27:43.040 align:center
Oh damn.

01:27:43.960 --> 01:27:45.639 align:center
-Another Madej is on the way.
-Oliwia.

01:27:45.719 --> 01:27:46.719 align:center
Woo.

01:27:46.800 --> 01:27:47.840 align:center
My goodness.

01:27:48.560 --> 01:27:50.280 align:center
No, another Wolak.

01:27:50.360 --> 01:27:52.200 align:center
Madej. Madej. Madej. Madej.

01:27:54.080 --> 01:27:55.320 align:center
Hey.

01:27:55.400 --> 01:27:57.280 align:center
-I love you.
-I love you too.

01:27:57.920 --> 01:28:00.080 align:center
Boys, let’s go. Hurry up.

01:28:01.320 --> 01:28:02.759 align:center
The young couple’s waiting.

01:28:04.480 --> 01:28:05.400 align:center
Father. Hold on.

01:28:05.920 --> 01:28:06.880 align:center
The groom’s gone.

01:28:07.599 --> 01:28:10.280 align:center
-And where is the collection plate?
-Where it always is.

01:28:10.800 --> 01:28:13.160 align:center
We can’t start without
the collection plate.

01:28:16.360 --> 01:28:17.759 align:center
This is my girlfriend.

01:28:18.360 --> 01:28:19.320 align:center
I know, Wojtek.

01:28:19.840 --> 01:28:21.960 align:center
-You’ve already told me three times.
-Oh, yeah.

01:28:28.240 --> 01:28:29.400 align:center
Jan’s not here.

01:28:30.120 --> 01:28:32.960 align:center
He probably changed his mind.
I don’t blame him.

01:28:33.679 --> 01:28:35.759 align:center
Who would want to marry such a…

01:28:37.200 --> 01:28:39.960 align:center
an open-minded, strong-willed woman.

01:28:41.280 --> 01:28:43.759 align:center
I’m coming. I’m coming. I’m here.

01:28:44.800 --> 01:28:47.200 align:center
My sweet pea, I got you your favorite.

01:28:48.360 --> 01:28:50.120 align:center
-They’re beautiful, like you.
-Oh.

01:28:53.360 --> 01:28:55.280 align:center
Save those obscenities
for your wedding night.

01:28:58.920 --> 01:29:00.400 align:center
Music, please.

01:29:10.040 --> 01:29:12.120 align:center
Excuse me. Hold on.

01:29:12.639 --> 01:29:13.719 align:center
Wait.

01:29:17.639 --> 01:29:21.920 align:center
How about if… we let the young ones

01:29:23.639 --> 01:29:26.639 align:center
also stand at the altar
and get married today?

01:29:28.120 --> 01:29:29.840 align:center
We’re gonna be great-grandparents.

01:29:29.920 --> 01:29:32.400 align:center
-And we’re gonna be grandparents.
-We’re gonna be grandparents.

01:29:37.520 --> 01:29:39.160 align:center
Amazing.

01:29:43.840 --> 01:29:46.759 align:center
Is anyone getting married today,
yes or no?

01:29:46.840 --> 01:29:48.800 align:center
Yes. We are.

01:29:48.880 --> 01:29:50.400 align:center
And so are we.

01:29:56.120 --> 01:29:59.759 align:center
My beloved sweetheart
We waited long for this

01:29:59.840 --> 01:30:04.000 align:center
In spite of all those people
Who says this is a miss
grandparents.