WEBVTT 00:12.399 --> 00:13.600 Dear viewers. 00:13.680 --> 00:17.279 I was told you had to go to the District Court in Patparganj. 00:17.919 --> 00:19.320 I'm so sorry to hear that. 00:19.960 --> 00:22.240 But then you can't stop the inevitable, can you? 00:22.800 --> 00:25.880 May God give you strength during this difficult time. 00:25.959 --> 00:28.959 Relax. Don't be discouraged by my words. 00:29.040 --> 00:32.119 Because you'll find the most resourceful wheeler-dealers 00:32.199 --> 00:33.480 at Patparganj court, 00:33.559 --> 00:36.480 who will find ingenious ways to solve your problems. 00:36.559 --> 00:39.400 These people are so gung-ho about what they do 00:39.480 --> 00:43.239 that they wheel and deal their way through every situation in life. 00:43.800 --> 00:45.919 These creatures may seem a little strange to you. 00:46.000 --> 00:47.559 And they are. 00:47.640 --> 00:49.000 But always remember, 00:49.080 --> 00:50.680 their coats may be black, 00:50.760 --> 00:52.840 but not their hearts. Hmm. 00:53.480 --> 00:56.160 Another thing to remember is once you're here, 00:56.239 --> 00:57.680 there's no getting out. 00:57.760 --> 00:59.279 They'll give you a date 00:59.360 --> 01:01.360 and then they'll give you another date. 01:01.440 --> 01:03.599 Because it's a legal matter. 01:03.680 --> 01:05.080 "Maamla Legal Hai." 01:05.960 --> 01:08.039 It's based on true stories. 01:08.600 --> 01:10.680 Real-life adventures. 01:10.759 --> 01:12.720 BASED ON SOME REAL INCIDENTS 01:12.800 --> 01:13.960 Oh, it's misadventures. 01:14.040 --> 01:15.119 BASED ON SOME REAL STRANGE INCIDENTS 01:15.200 --> 01:16.040 Okay. 01:19.840 --> 01:21.040 What is this, sir? 01:21.119 --> 01:23.080 We keep moving this witness box from here to there every day. 01:23.160 --> 01:24.240 Arre, but what can I do? 01:24.320 --> 01:26.200 There are not enough witness stands in the court. 01:26.280 --> 01:28.520 And then no one wants to speak unless they're standing inside one. 01:28.600 --> 01:29.960 There's a hearing in number 30. 01:30.040 --> 01:31.600 The judge wants it. Hurry up. 01:31.680 --> 01:32.600 Eh. Move. 01:33.160 --> 01:34.080 Careful. 01:34.160 --> 01:35.119 Come on. Hurry up. 01:35.199 --> 01:36.240 -Come here. -Coming. Coming, sir. 01:36.320 --> 01:37.320 What are you people doing? 01:37.399 --> 01:39.759 -Were you building the witness stand? -No, sir. No, sir. 01:39.839 --> 01:40.720 Very good! 01:41.199 --> 01:42.040 Very good, beta. 01:42.560 --> 01:44.119 Okay now, move. You get inside. 01:44.880 --> 01:46.520 Let's go. 01:46.600 --> 01:49.080 PP saab, uh, you may proceed. 01:49.160 --> 01:50.040 Yes, Your Honor. 01:50.720 --> 01:51.720 So then… 01:53.000 --> 01:53.920 do you recognize them? 01:54.720 --> 01:56.399 Yes, sir. They were the ones. 01:56.479 --> 01:57.399 Your Honor, 01:57.479 --> 02:00.000 the victim has identified all the accused. 02:01.440 --> 02:02.440 You lost the bet. 02:03.039 --> 02:03.919 Not yet. 02:04.399 --> 02:06.160 Tyagiji will get them out on bail. 02:06.240 --> 02:07.800 -Bail my foot. -Mm. 02:07.880 --> 02:10.239 The accused were arrested, the items were recovered, 02:10.320 --> 02:11.720 and they just got identified. 02:11.799 --> 02:14.280 -You can't escape the long arm of the law. -Long arm of the law. 02:14.360 --> 02:17.239 Sir, my apologies. I got caught up at a hearing in Jhilmil Court, 02:17.320 --> 02:19.200 so I'm a little late. I'm so sorry. 02:19.760 --> 02:20.959 No problem, Tyagiji. 02:21.040 --> 02:22.120 Cross-examine him. 02:22.680 --> 02:23.519 Your Honor. 02:30.760 --> 02:33.680 Are you sure it was these five men who robbed you? 02:34.320 --> 02:35.480 Yes, sir. It was them. 02:36.440 --> 02:39.440 Um, you are exaggerating a bit. 02:39.519 --> 02:40.560 It was two of them. 02:40.640 --> 02:42.160 No, sir. Five. 02:42.239 --> 02:44.080 Look. 02:44.160 --> 02:47.320 Going by your delicate physique, I don't think it would take 02:47.840 --> 02:50.200 five tough guys to rob you. 02:50.760 --> 02:52.040 Shall we make it three? 02:52.640 --> 02:53.840 No, sir. It was five of them. 02:54.679 --> 02:56.600 Those two guys held my arms down. 02:56.679 --> 02:58.760 That one took my wallet and he took my watch and belt. 03:00.080 --> 03:02.000 That makes four. The fifth one? 03:02.920 --> 03:04.320 He was peeing on the side, sir. 03:06.760 --> 03:08.080 Then he came and slapped my face. 03:10.640 --> 03:11.720 Without washing his hands. 03:18.320 --> 03:20.480 You mean these five men robbed you? 03:20.560 --> 03:21.799 Hmm? 03:24.720 --> 03:25.720 Your Honor. 03:27.080 --> 03:28.959 I really have nothing else left to say. 03:29.959 --> 03:32.200 I think it's quite clear now that the police 03:32.799 --> 03:34.200 deliberately brought charges 03:34.280 --> 03:36.920 under the wrong statute against my client. 03:37.000 --> 03:38.320 Huh? What? 03:38.399 --> 03:39.480 Yes, Your Honor. 03:39.560 --> 03:43.320 Your Honor, IPC Section 390 very clearly states 03:43.399 --> 03:47.560 that five men together cannot rob someone. 03:47.640 --> 03:49.600 This is a case of dacoity, Your Honor. 03:51.720 --> 03:53.280 Isn't dacoity the same as robbery? 03:54.200 --> 03:58.839 Your Honor, the police are deliberately trying to frame my dacoit clients 03:58.920 --> 04:00.519 as common thieves. 04:00.600 --> 04:04.839 Therefore, I'd like to request you to please grant them bail. 04:04.920 --> 04:05.880 Anything? 04:06.959 --> 04:07.880 So… Sorry, sir. 04:07.959 --> 04:10.399 The charges are under the wrong statute. 04:11.600 --> 04:13.160 Remand application is defective. 04:13.239 --> 04:14.320 Bail granted. 04:14.399 --> 04:16.599 -But, Your Honor-- -Next, case number 27, 04:16.680 --> 04:20.000 -Ganga Prasad… -PP saab, it's not a Section 390 case. 04:20.079 --> 04:21.519 391, apply here. 04:24.560 --> 04:26.520 Tyagi uses the long arm of the law… 04:27.880 --> 04:29.960 when his back needs a really good scratch. 04:37.039 --> 04:40.520 ♪ He was a man of his word He never needed a case ♪ 04:40.599 --> 04:44.039 ♪ With his money and status He controlled everything ♪ 04:44.120 --> 04:47.760 ♪ He wasn't nervous for no reason ♪ 04:47.840 --> 04:51.440 ♪ He is young and wants to dance ♪ 04:51.919 --> 04:53.720 DISTRICT COURT, PATPARGANJ 04:53.800 --> 04:55.360 ♪ Hey, Chakki! ♪ 05:08.280 --> 05:09.919 A client in a Mercedes! 05:13.280 --> 05:14.240 Madam! Madam! 05:14.320 --> 05:15.880 I can get anything done for 200 rupees. 05:15.960 --> 05:17.479 Notary. Affidavit. 200 rupees. 05:17.560 --> 05:19.120 Anything at all. Yeah, just 200 rupees. 05:19.200 --> 05:21.599 Hoy! Move aside, you losers! She has a sticker. 05:21.680 --> 05:23.320 She's a lawyer, okay? Move! Move aside! 05:23.400 --> 05:24.240 -Excuse me. -Yeah? 05:24.320 --> 05:26.680 Can I get to the admin office through this gate? 05:26.760 --> 05:27.919 Take a left from here. 05:28.000 --> 05:29.400 -It's in F-block. Mm. -Thanks. 05:31.880 --> 05:33.800 Bhai, I think she's, uh, 05:33.880 --> 05:35.039 put a spell on me. 05:43.560 --> 05:46.200 Excuse me. Is the admin department in this block? 05:46.840 --> 05:48.720 -Yes. On the third floor. -Thank you. 05:53.320 --> 05:55.880 Once second, how… how can you sit over here? 05:55.960 --> 05:57.320 Don't you see the sign behind you? 05:58.160 --> 05:59.400 Yes, I see it. 05:59.479 --> 06:01.160 It actually looks like "CF" or something. 06:01.760 --> 06:05.160 Some say it's "Court Filing," some say it means "Carbon Footprint." 06:06.080 --> 06:07.680 But we don't think so. 06:07.760 --> 06:10.280 -This is "Client First." -Shut up, fucker! 06:11.039 --> 06:12.599 But that's "SF," right? 06:14.320 --> 06:15.800 "Differently abled." 06:16.320 --> 06:18.400 This ramp is for differently abled people. 06:18.479 --> 06:21.240 And you've put a desk in the middle of it? Please, get it out of here. 06:21.320 --> 06:24.320 So that's why the cripple would always stop and spit at us. 06:24.400 --> 06:26.560 "Differently abled." 06:26.640 --> 06:28.240 Arre, but… 06:28.320 --> 06:30.280 Yeah, Mommy. It takes at least 15 minutes 06:30.359 --> 06:31.200 to make a home delivery. 06:31.280 --> 06:32.560 It's not like he's standing outside your house. 06:32.640 --> 06:34.479 I couldn't get okra, I sent French beans instead. 06:35.120 --> 06:36.359 Hmm? 06:36.440 --> 06:39.880 And, yeah, please cook the caramel a little more when you make these sweets. 06:39.960 --> 06:41.039 It's stuck in my teeth. 06:41.599 --> 06:43.240 I've had four cups of tea already. 06:44.120 --> 06:46.440 Uh, Mommy, I'll call you later. I have some work. 06:47.240 --> 06:48.840 -Hi! I'm-- -Ananya Shroff. 06:50.200 --> 06:52.120 -How do you-- -I'm the one who made your court ID. 06:52.200 --> 06:53.120 I remember your face. 06:53.960 --> 06:55.160 -Here. -Thanks. 06:55.240 --> 06:56.599 My name is Vishwas Pandey. 06:57.120 --> 06:58.440 I'm the court manager here. 06:59.240 --> 07:01.000 If you have any complaints regarding the lawyers' block 07:01.080 --> 07:02.640 or the judges' block, please come to me. 07:02.720 --> 07:03.799 Okay. 07:03.880 --> 07:05.039 I'm the Donna of this court. 07:05.120 --> 07:06.400 Donna? 07:06.479 --> 07:07.560 Donna. 07:09.320 --> 07:10.479 You've never watched Suits? 07:10.560 --> 07:11.840 Harvey Specter? Mike Ross? 07:11.919 --> 07:13.599 Meghan Markle, the Queen's daughter-in-law? 07:13.680 --> 07:15.599 Do you know she broke up the royal family? 07:16.320 --> 07:17.960 You know, they're all from Harvard, just like you. 07:18.039 --> 07:19.280 -Yes. Yeah. -You must watch it. 07:19.359 --> 07:21.599 -It's streaming on Netflix. -I'll… I'll watch it. 07:22.680 --> 07:25.599 But in the meantime, if you could refer some cases to me, 07:25.680 --> 07:27.520 -I think that would be more helpful. -Of course, of course. 07:27.599 --> 07:28.919 It's my job after all. 07:29.000 --> 07:31.719 So who are you working with? Tyagiji? Or Bagai saab? 07:31.799 --> 07:32.680 Or then, Singh saab? 07:32.760 --> 07:34.200 Who did Ambedkar join up with? 07:36.840 --> 07:38.039 Rupal, could you check and see 07:38.120 --> 07:39.799 -who Ambedkar was working with? -No one. 07:39.880 --> 07:41.000 Huh? 07:41.080 --> 07:43.239 Ambedkarji didn't join up with anyone. 07:45.680 --> 07:47.479 Rupal, let it be. Another trick question. 07:47.560 --> 07:50.000 I just meant that I'm not gonna join anyone. 07:50.080 --> 07:51.719 So you're gonna have your own chamber? 07:53.000 --> 07:53.960 That's great. 07:54.039 --> 07:55.880 Okay, this is the form. Fill it out. 07:55.960 --> 07:58.080 Uh, the waiting list is a little long. 07:58.159 --> 07:59.400 But then, our Tyagiji… 08:00.120 --> 08:01.000 Tyagiji. 08:01.080 --> 08:02.919 He's the president of our association. 08:03.000 --> 08:05.120 And if he wins this election, then the president of Delhi too. 08:05.200 --> 08:07.200 I'm sure he'll give you special preference. 08:07.280 --> 08:08.239 You're from Harvard after all. 08:09.359 --> 08:10.599 Uh, okay. 08:11.599 --> 08:14.159 Um, by the way, how much does this cost? 08:14.239 --> 08:16.039 Not much, around 40 to 50 lakhs. 08:17.200 --> 08:18.200 What? 08:18.280 --> 08:19.719 But I don't have that kind of money. 08:19.799 --> 08:20.799 But why should you pay? 08:20.880 --> 08:22.039 Your father will pay for it. 08:22.120 --> 08:23.960 After all, he must have paid for Harvard, right? 08:24.039 --> 08:25.080 Excuse me. 08:25.159 --> 08:27.799 Listen, I went to Harvard on a scholarship of 50 lakhs. 08:27.880 --> 08:28.919 Wow. 08:29.000 --> 08:31.479 My father just paid the remaining 75 lakhs. 08:33.120 --> 08:34.159 Mm. 08:34.240 --> 08:35.240 By the way, 08:35.919 --> 08:38.120 where do the lawyers without chambers sit? 08:45.840 --> 08:47.120 -Hey, one chai. -Get lost. 08:47.199 --> 08:49.120 -I didn't do anything. -Shut up and keep walking. 08:49.760 --> 08:51.920 -What happened, Shuklaji? -Arre, wait a minute. 08:54.240 --> 08:55.440 Was her dowry not enough? 08:57.560 --> 08:59.040 She talks back at her mother-in-law? 08:59.120 --> 09:00.400 No. 09:01.040 --> 09:02.560 Is she over-educated? 09:02.640 --> 09:03.680 No. 09:03.760 --> 09:06.680 -Then why the hell do you want a divorce? -She's like your sister, tell her. 09:06.760 --> 09:07.880 -Mm. -She'll get it done. 09:08.360 --> 09:10.600 Never hide anything from your CA or your lawyer. 09:10.680 --> 09:12.000 And from your venereal disease specialist. 09:12.079 --> 09:13.480 -Right! -Exactly. 09:13.560 --> 09:14.640 Tell her. 09:15.199 --> 09:16.240 Huh. 09:19.040 --> 09:20.839 On… On our wedding night, 09:20.920 --> 09:22.480 she wasn't shy at all. 09:27.920 --> 09:28.800 Imagine. 09:28.880 --> 09:30.520 She wasn't shy at all… 09:31.120 --> 09:32.320 On her wedding night! 09:32.400 --> 09:33.800 Oh, ho ho ho ho ho. 09:34.520 --> 09:36.040 -Not even a little bit? -No. 09:36.640 --> 09:38.000 Arre, arre, arre, arre! 09:38.079 --> 09:39.680 You only get to have one wedding night in your life. 09:39.760 --> 09:40.600 Hmm. 09:40.680 --> 09:42.800 And imagine his new bride wasn't shy at all. 09:43.440 --> 09:45.480 A man spends his whole life waiting for this night. 09:45.560 --> 09:47.400 -Mm-hm. -When his bride will blush shyly 09:47.480 --> 09:48.560 as he gets frisky with her. 09:48.640 --> 09:50.040 But he didn't even get a chance. 09:50.120 --> 09:52.720 Arre, sir, this must have ruined the whole moment. 09:52.800 --> 09:54.440 Mm. 09:54.520 --> 09:55.400 Listen. 09:56.400 --> 09:57.640 If it was someone else, 09:57.720 --> 09:59.640 I would have handled the case myself. 09:59.720 --> 10:01.400 But you are family to me. 10:01.880 --> 10:03.440 So I'm putting it in her capable hands. 10:03.520 --> 10:04.600 Yeah. 10:05.120 --> 10:07.079 As soon as judge saab sees 10:07.160 --> 10:09.680 that didi is representing your case, 10:09.760 --> 10:12.520 he'll realize that you are the one in the right. 10:12.600 --> 10:13.800 -Hmm. -Yeah. 10:14.280 --> 10:16.079 Because didi doesn't argue. 10:16.560 --> 10:18.520 Didi is the argument. 10:18.600 --> 10:19.839 -Hmm. -Yeah. 10:20.839 --> 10:24.640 Listen, bhai, the thing is I don't usually take up divorce cases. 10:24.720 --> 10:26.520 It's a lot of hard work. 10:26.600 --> 10:29.000 And our court almost always take the woman's side. 10:29.079 --> 10:30.520 -Mm-hm. -Arre. 10:30.600 --> 10:31.839 -Uh, arre. -Hey, wait. 10:31.920 --> 10:33.240 -Hey. -Sit, sit, sit. Sit down. Don't worry. 10:33.320 --> 10:35.240 -Let's hear what she has to say. -Sit, sit. 10:35.320 --> 10:37.520 But you are just like family, right? 10:37.600 --> 10:39.640 So I have to take up your case. 10:39.720 --> 10:41.040 Didi is absolutely right. 10:41.120 --> 10:42.480 It will be done. 10:42.560 --> 10:43.640 Don't worry about it. 10:43.720 --> 10:45.360 Okay, come on now. Stop crying, huh? 10:45.440 --> 10:47.320 Look at me. Give me a smile. 10:49.040 --> 10:50.079 Now you're divorced. 10:54.240 --> 10:55.280 Bagaiji. 10:56.440 --> 10:57.959 You know my assistant, Daleel? 10:59.040 --> 11:00.360 He's related to him. 11:01.640 --> 11:02.880 He wants a divorce. 11:06.680 --> 11:09.800 If it was someone else, I would have fought the case myself. 11:09.880 --> 11:12.920 But you're family, that's why I'm handing it over to him. 11:13.000 --> 11:14.800 But you were supposed to fight my case. 11:14.880 --> 11:16.880 Arre, Bagaiji is a very capable lawyer. 11:17.440 --> 11:20.920 One of our judges Ghosh saab got Bagaiji to handle his divorce. 11:21.640 --> 11:24.440 Mrs. Ghosh didn't get one rupee as alimony. 11:24.520 --> 11:25.959 The poor woman kept begging him, 11:26.040 --> 11:27.040 -but he didn't-- -Mm-mm. 11:36.719 --> 11:37.920 Yeah, so tell me. 11:42.079 --> 11:44.160 Sir, are you going to fight my case 11:44.240 --> 11:46.320 or hand it over to someone more capable? 11:52.880 --> 11:54.040 Oh, yaar, you just won 11:54.120 --> 11:56.560 the Patparganj Bar Association election last year? 11:56.640 --> 11:59.120 Now you want to win the election for the whole Delhi bar? 11:59.199 --> 12:01.320 Oh, veere, why do you want to win all these elections? 12:01.959 --> 12:04.480 To get more clients or to hike your fees, huh? 12:06.360 --> 12:08.520 I'm not fighting for any of these. 12:09.360 --> 12:10.280 So then? 12:15.320 --> 12:16.640 Advocate General, 12:17.360 --> 12:19.120 Additional Solicitor General, 12:19.199 --> 12:20.719 Solicitor General. 12:20.800 --> 12:24.320 And after that, Attorney General, Mintu. 12:25.040 --> 12:26.280 Attorney General? 12:27.760 --> 12:28.920 Then I'll be promoted too. 12:29.839 --> 12:33.320 And Lakhmir Balli Mintu, 12:33.400 --> 12:35.440 Advisor to the Attorney General of India, 12:35.520 --> 12:37.040 Your Honor VD Tyagi! 12:37.120 --> 12:38.120 Nah. 12:38.800 --> 12:42.320 First, I'll become the Delhi Bar Association President, 12:42.400 --> 12:43.480 everything after that. 12:43.560 --> 12:46.800 Okay, then fine. Fill out the form. What the hell are you waiting for? 12:46.880 --> 12:50.079 By now, even Mahinder Phorey has withdrawn his candidate from the race! 12:50.160 --> 12:52.120 So now all the votes from Jhilmil Court are yours. 12:52.199 --> 12:53.599 Right, Munshiji? 12:53.680 --> 12:55.480 Okay, Munshiji, tell me something. 12:55.560 --> 12:57.959 Doctors worship Lord Dhanvantari. 12:58.040 --> 12:59.719 Businessmen worship Lakshmi. 12:59.800 --> 13:01.440 Nerds worship Saraswati. 13:01.520 --> 13:03.240 Craftsmen worship Vishwakarma. 13:03.320 --> 13:04.640 Who do we lawyers worship? 13:05.160 --> 13:06.040 The god of intellect? 13:09.160 --> 13:12.160 -We, lawyers, do not need god, Mintu. -Ah. 13:12.240 --> 13:16.040 But, yeah, nowadays, it's God who needs a lawyer's help sometimes. 13:17.440 --> 13:20.240 So that's it, why should those who don't have any gods 13:20.320 --> 13:22.400 wait for some auspicious moment to arrive, huh? 13:23.599 --> 13:25.800 I'm not waiting for an auspicious moment. 13:25.880 --> 13:28.199 I'm waiting for our recommendation. 13:28.280 --> 13:29.240 Whose recommendation? 13:29.880 --> 13:33.240 Bagai? Singh? Mandolia? 13:33.320 --> 13:34.839 Not from anyone in Patparganj. 13:34.920 --> 13:37.040 Then from where? Saket? 13:37.120 --> 13:39.400 Rohini? Karkardooma? 13:40.040 --> 13:41.240 The Supreme Court. 13:41.320 --> 13:42.480 The Supreme Court? 13:42.560 --> 13:43.400 Who? 13:47.520 --> 13:48.400 Wadia. 13:50.360 --> 13:51.520 JB Wadia. 13:57.760 --> 13:59.040 Tyagi sir? 13:59.120 --> 14:00.560 In the chamber? 14:00.640 --> 14:02.120 Yeah, I'm coming. 14:02.199 --> 14:03.640 I'm going to pay today. 14:03.719 --> 14:04.680 Munshiji! 14:06.920 --> 14:10.040 I just gave Bagaiji a case that will get him at least two lakhs. 14:10.839 --> 14:13.199 That means 20,000 for yours truly. 14:13.280 --> 14:15.040 I'm sorted for this month. 14:15.120 --> 14:17.079 When will you learn to fight your own cases? 14:18.000 --> 14:19.120 Why should I learn? 14:20.199 --> 14:23.000 Lawyers like me who sit on the benches in the foyer all day 14:23.079 --> 14:24.920 can't get a client to shell out 2,000 rupees. 14:25.000 --> 14:26.400 And the same client 14:26.479 --> 14:29.319 meets with the lawyer in an AC chamber and pays out lakhs of rupees. 14:29.839 --> 14:31.400 Why don't you tell Tyagiji 14:31.479 --> 14:33.520 to take the 20,000 and give me a chamber? 14:33.599 --> 14:35.079 And I'll start fighting all my cases. 14:35.160 --> 14:36.479 You think he'll agree? 14:37.400 --> 14:39.439 You're always anchoring off to the chamber. 14:39.959 --> 14:41.680 You need a partner, not a chamber. 14:41.760 --> 14:44.160 In your personal and professional life, both. 14:44.800 --> 14:47.120 Then Munshiji, why don't you and I form a partnership? 14:48.120 --> 14:50.199 Sujata and Munshi. Oy! 14:51.040 --> 14:52.120 "Sushi." 14:53.199 --> 14:54.280 Sujata. 14:55.800 --> 14:57.439 Did you negotiate the rates with Navin? 14:57.520 --> 15:00.000 No, not at all! I didn't discuss anything with him. 15:00.079 --> 15:01.400 He paid me only 20,000. 15:01.479 --> 15:03.040 Here's your 2,000 rupees. 15:03.880 --> 15:04.800 That's all? 15:05.640 --> 15:07.079 Why didn't you turn him down? 15:07.160 --> 15:09.520 Arre, you told me he was related to your assistant Daleel 15:09.599 --> 15:10.760 that's why I said yes. 15:10.839 --> 15:12.839 I'll turn him down after the interim order. 15:26.439 --> 15:27.839 Arre, Wadia saab. 15:27.920 --> 15:29.079 VD Tyagi. 15:29.160 --> 15:32.479 Patparganj Bar Association President. 15:34.599 --> 15:35.640 Wadia's coming here? 15:37.439 --> 15:39.280 He has a permanently booked suite here. 15:39.360 --> 15:40.800 Uh, but the tea's not sweet at all. 15:40.880 --> 15:42.240 It's totally tasteless. 15:44.120 --> 15:45.880 A big room is called a suite. 15:45.959 --> 15:47.800 You are unfit to be taken anywhere. 15:47.880 --> 15:49.240 Bloody dumbass! 15:53.240 --> 15:54.199 He's here. 16:09.079 --> 16:10.760 Allegations against… 16:17.599 --> 16:20.120 You cannot let this judicial activism go unchecked. 16:22.560 --> 16:23.880 It's outrageous. 16:23.959 --> 16:26.400 Preposterous. Egregious. 16:30.359 --> 16:31.359 "Egregious." 16:33.680 --> 16:37.160 "Outrageous, preposterous, egregious." 16:37.240 --> 16:39.560 I think he has lost a big case. 16:39.640 --> 16:41.199 It's not the time we talk to him. 16:41.280 --> 16:43.520 Oh, talk to me instead, he doesn't talk. 16:44.160 --> 16:47.120 Seven and a half lakhs! That's how much he spends at this hotel. 16:47.839 --> 16:49.479 We can buy two auto cars in that amount. 16:49.560 --> 16:51.240 And even own a showroom in one year. 16:51.319 --> 16:52.719 He's a big-time lawyer, yaar. 16:55.560 --> 16:57.479 Then I need to do something big time. 17:01.079 --> 17:03.439 Hello? Law and Order? 17:03.520 --> 17:05.599 Why are you moving things over and over again? 17:05.680 --> 17:08.440 -What is it that you are trying to do? -Hey, bring the table here, man. 17:08.520 --> 17:09.720 Bring it, bring it. Put it in there. 17:09.800 --> 17:11.599 Hey, didi! Yeah. Keep it there. 17:11.680 --> 17:13.800 What's wrong? You look extremely tired. 17:14.839 --> 17:17.319 Uh, oh, uh… Ani, Sujata didi. 17:17.399 --> 17:18.960 Sujata didi, Ananya Shroff. 17:19.040 --> 17:21.520 -She's done her LLM from Harvard. -Really? 17:21.599 --> 17:23.319 -Hi, I'm-- -Sujata Negi. 17:24.000 --> 17:24.919 BA LLB. 17:25.000 --> 17:27.240 -I'm putting her desk right next to yours. -Okay. 17:27.800 --> 17:30.280 With an LLM from Harvard, what are you doing here? 17:30.360 --> 17:33.320 -Why didn't you join a law firm? -Um, no. 17:33.880 --> 17:36.480 Because I take after my dadu, not my dad. 17:37.159 --> 17:38.960 Dad started out in Dadu's firm. 17:39.040 --> 17:42.640 But Dadu started his practice entirely on his own, right? 17:42.720 --> 17:45.200 That's why I want to establish my own practice someday. 17:45.280 --> 17:48.120 Oh, I see! Third-generation lawyer, huh? 17:48.200 --> 17:50.080 -Can someone come and help me? -That's one for the first time. 17:52.080 --> 17:54.080 So, civil or criminal? 17:54.159 --> 17:55.640 I want to work as a legal aid. 17:55.720 --> 17:56.919 Legal aid? 17:57.000 --> 17:59.320 No, no. That's a dirty world. It's actually a sin. 18:00.080 --> 18:02.120 In legal aid, you get cases from poor people, 18:02.200 --> 18:03.360 you don't make any money. 18:03.440 --> 18:05.320 Uh, but I haven't come here to make money. 18:05.399 --> 18:06.800 Don't just stand there, help me. 18:06.880 --> 18:09.760 See, the experience one needs prior to becoming a lawyer 18:09.840 --> 18:11.399 is what I'm hoping to gain. 18:11.480 --> 18:13.399 So that I can help people. 18:15.120 --> 18:17.240 Stop smoking weed and start drinking tea. 18:17.919 --> 18:19.680 Shambhu, one full milk special! 18:19.760 --> 18:21.280 Our Shuklaji here… 18:21.360 --> 18:23.360 he used to take a lot of bullshit like this. 18:23.440 --> 18:24.760 But then I trained him. 18:24.840 --> 18:28.200 Now he makes 200 rupees a day just by notarizing documents. 18:28.280 --> 18:30.320 Not 15, not 100 but a full… 18:31.040 --> 18:33.159 -Two hundred? -Two hundred. 18:33.800 --> 18:34.800 Now that you've joined us, 18:34.880 --> 18:36.880 I'll help you set up your practice as well. 18:36.960 --> 18:41.000 And you have a LLM from Harvard so you'll make at least 1,200 a day. 18:41.720 --> 18:44.960 I'll refer cases to you as well, but I'll take 1,000 per case. 18:45.520 --> 18:47.440 That's completely illegal! 18:47.520 --> 18:48.720 You please come here. 18:52.360 --> 18:54.640 Oh, she has a really good sense of humor. 18:55.679 --> 18:57.600 She might just become a senior counselor. 18:58.520 --> 19:00.159 -One thousand. -Sorry. 19:00.240 --> 19:01.919 But I'm not gonna do this. 19:03.480 --> 19:04.440 Vishwas. 19:04.520 --> 19:05.600 Yeah, didi? 19:05.679 --> 19:08.240 -We can't have this bench here. -It's already set up. Look. 19:08.320 --> 19:09.360 Then move it away. 19:10.320 --> 19:12.080 Arre, there isn't enough space for seniors here. 19:12.159 --> 19:15.399 Poor Bhosale has been handling his cases in the library for three years. 19:15.480 --> 19:17.760 And Shuklaji's baldhead is baking in the sun here. 19:17.840 --> 19:21.000 And a Harvard-return madam here immediately, right away, 19:21.080 --> 19:22.880 wants a bench, huh? Take it away. 19:26.080 --> 19:28.679 Uh, didi, if not here, then where? 19:48.679 --> 19:51.600 "JB Wadia correctly pointed out 19:51.679 --> 19:54.760 that the claimant was rightfully 19:54.840 --> 19:56.399 -standing--" -Shambhu. 20:00.520 --> 20:01.399 Law and Order. 20:02.120 --> 20:04.880 How long has it been since you've joined this office? 20:04.960 --> 20:07.320 They've been here for seven months doing nothing, sir. 20:10.440 --> 20:11.360 Sir… 20:12.200 --> 20:14.000 seven and a half months, sir. 20:14.080 --> 20:15.760 And how much do you get per month? 20:15.840 --> 20:17.240 Six thousand rupees, sir. 20:18.240 --> 20:19.800 With additional money for petrol. 20:20.360 --> 20:21.240 Yes. 20:21.840 --> 20:23.640 For this kind of English? 20:23.720 --> 20:25.560 I told you I wanted it perfect. 20:25.640 --> 20:27.159 And you both shat all over it! 20:27.760 --> 20:29.679 That kindergarten-dropout turned up his voice, 20:29.760 --> 20:31.679 read your English like it was a nursery rhyme. 20:31.760 --> 20:33.440 And you want me to send this article 20:33.520 --> 20:35.399 to the English newspapers with my name on it? 20:35.480 --> 20:37.159 You think this is going to impress Wadia? 20:37.240 --> 20:38.080 Arre! 20:38.640 --> 20:40.720 He uses big words like "Egregious!" 20:40.800 --> 20:42.080 That too while he's walking! 20:42.159 --> 20:43.919 And you wrote this crap while sitting down! 20:44.440 --> 20:46.720 Go to your desks and turn into fishes. Go on! 20:51.080 --> 20:52.840 Munshiji, the world is right, you know. 20:52.919 --> 20:55.679 Our juniors only deserve to be paid in samosas. 20:56.440 --> 20:58.240 Calm down, Visheshwar. Calm down. 20:58.800 --> 21:01.080 It's only a column, right? Someone else can write it. 21:01.159 --> 21:03.679 Where am I going to find someone in Patparganj? 21:04.679 --> 21:06.200 Who can write like Chetan Bhagat? 21:08.480 --> 21:10.399 Munshiji, tell me something. 21:11.080 --> 21:13.800 Wadia is a lawyer by profession, and so are we, right? 21:13.880 --> 21:15.880 So why does Wadia get paid so much money? 21:16.760 --> 21:18.040 Because he's a Parsi, huh? 21:20.520 --> 21:22.480 We are not lawyers, we are students, Mintu. 21:23.399 --> 21:25.320 We may have become advocates, 21:25.880 --> 21:27.840 but not lawyers. 21:29.040 --> 21:31.159 It takes a lifetime to become a lawyer. 21:33.200 --> 21:35.240 I didn't get it, but it's pretty heavy. 21:35.800 --> 21:39.080 I never said it, but Wadia saab used to say it. 21:40.080 --> 21:41.760 JB Wadia's father said it. 21:42.560 --> 21:44.080 He was a very big judge. 21:48.720 --> 21:50.000 "To become a lawyer… 21:51.640 --> 21:52.960 takes a lifetime"? 21:56.200 --> 21:57.240 Excuse me, sir! 21:57.880 --> 22:00.640 If you need any kind of services, then I can help. 22:00.720 --> 22:02.240 Notary, affidavit… Anything. 22:02.320 --> 22:05.080 I need to make my wife's death certificate, madam. 22:05.159 --> 22:07.360 -Sure. I can do that. -How much will it cost? 22:07.439 --> 22:08.640 A thousand… 22:09.360 --> 22:10.760 -A thousand rupees. -A thousand? 22:10.840 --> 22:12.880 I'll get a new wife in 1,000 rupees. 22:14.760 --> 22:16.200 Sir, I'll do it for free. 22:16.280 --> 22:17.760 Sir, hello! 22:17.840 --> 22:18.720 Sir! 22:18.800 --> 22:20.159 Then please do it. 22:24.280 --> 22:27.360 If only all the other lawyers were as helpful as you are, 22:27.439 --> 22:29.040 this country would see real progress. 22:29.120 --> 22:31.080 But please be careful, madamji. 22:31.159 --> 22:33.200 Your work should not be shoddy just because it's free. 22:33.280 --> 22:34.480 Absolutely not, sir. 22:34.560 --> 22:36.960 -You're the first client of my career. -Huh? 22:38.280 --> 22:40.320 You couldn't find anyone else to practice on? 22:41.960 --> 22:42.840 Sir… 22:43.880 --> 22:45.840 Don't stress, okay? It's your first day. 22:45.919 --> 22:47.159 Have some tea. 22:47.240 --> 22:48.640 I'm sure you'll get a client soon. 22:49.520 --> 22:50.760 Excuse me! 22:51.520 --> 22:54.000 -Could you help me with something? -There you go. 22:54.080 --> 22:55.320 Yeah, sure, tell me. 22:55.880 --> 22:57.800 Can you please help me push my car? 23:02.679 --> 23:04.679 I've tried out ten people already. 23:04.760 --> 23:06.560 Not one of them could write a decent article. 23:06.640 --> 23:07.640 I'm such a moron. 23:09.080 --> 23:10.280 Now who do I go to? 23:10.880 --> 23:12.720 I'm a first-generation lawyer. 23:12.800 --> 23:14.720 Trying to be the attorney general. 23:15.280 --> 23:17.159 Oh, veere, why can't you be one, yaar? 23:17.720 --> 23:20.720 You may not be the son of a lawyer, but you are a son of a judge. 23:21.600 --> 23:24.360 The Honorable Retired Justice SD Tyagi. 23:32.040 --> 23:33.439 It is what it is, yaar. 23:35.000 --> 23:36.600 Oh, just forget about Wadia. 23:36.679 --> 23:38.040 Here. Give it to me, I'll sign it. 23:38.120 --> 23:39.240 Where do you want me to sign? 23:39.320 --> 23:42.480 Oh veere, when I go to Karnal for one of my cases, 23:42.560 --> 23:45.480 the people there put me up in a special outhouse in the garden. 23:45.560 --> 23:47.360 Those are servants' quarters, you idiot. 23:47.439 --> 23:49.240 Mr. Tyagi! 23:49.320 --> 23:50.600 -Look, you can't just walk in… -Yes? 23:50.679 --> 23:52.919 So you're the president of the bar association of this court? 23:53.000 --> 23:55.679 -Uh, please come back a little later. -Heard that? Let's go. Come on. 23:55.760 --> 23:56.679 No, no, no. Sir. 23:56.760 --> 23:59.399 The matter I raise here today is of pivotal importance. 23:59.480 --> 24:01.679 Sir, I'm an esteemed member of this bar. 24:01.760 --> 24:04.439 Yet what I face is egregious discrimination of all sorts. 24:09.360 --> 24:10.560 "Egregious?" 24:10.640 --> 24:12.439 Yes, egregious. 24:13.320 --> 24:15.120 -Let's go, please. -Please sit down. 24:16.560 --> 24:17.560 Thank you, sir. 24:20.560 --> 24:23.080 Sir, I've done my MPhil in Human Rights, okay? 24:23.159 --> 24:24.720 And here my rights have been curtailed. 24:25.240 --> 24:26.880 Sir, they've stuck me in the parking lot. 24:27.760 --> 24:30.800 This is a clear violation of the rules. Who put you over there? 24:30.880 --> 24:31.919 Sir… 24:33.919 --> 24:36.320 Sir, you know the situation here, so… 24:36.399 --> 24:37.640 How dare you? 24:38.560 --> 24:40.720 This is, you know? This is… 24:41.320 --> 24:44.520 outrageous, preposterous, egregious! 24:45.200 --> 24:46.080 Right. 24:47.720 --> 24:50.439 I'm sorry, ma'am, that you had to sit in the parking lot. 24:50.520 --> 24:52.320 Sir, why are you saying sorry? 24:52.399 --> 24:54.960 You shouldn't even have got a place in the parking area. 24:55.960 --> 24:57.200 -What? -I suggest, 24:57.280 --> 24:59.919 uh, you get an office outside the court campus. 25:00.000 --> 25:02.560 But, sir, where is a beginner lawyer like me going to sit? 25:02.640 --> 25:04.520 And if I'm not inside the court premises then, 25:04.600 --> 25:06.360 how do you expect me to get any clients? 25:06.439 --> 25:08.560 I can't solicit my work, I can't put ads. 25:08.640 --> 25:10.280 I'm not allowed to market myself. 25:10.800 --> 25:11.840 Where will I go? 25:11.919 --> 25:15.439 As per Clause 12.3, the only way to get a place 25:15.520 --> 25:16.880 on the court premises is, 25:16.960 --> 25:18.199 if you have seniority 25:18.280 --> 25:20.600 or if you have done something of merit. 25:21.960 --> 25:23.800 Sir, how do you know I'm not meritorious? 25:23.880 --> 25:25.159 I'm very meritorious! 25:25.800 --> 25:26.720 Then prove it. 25:27.320 --> 25:28.800 Here's a suggestion. 25:29.679 --> 25:32.040 -Write a 400-word article. -Okay. 25:32.120 --> 25:35.360 Hmm. Justifying JB Wadia's… 25:35.439 --> 25:37.199 uh, stance on… 25:39.520 --> 25:41.880 -Procto Pharma. -Procto Pharma… 25:42.960 --> 25:45.640 Versus State of Delhi. Write an article. 25:46.280 --> 25:49.560 That's a very specific assignment. 25:50.240 --> 25:51.439 But I'll do it, sir. 25:53.439 --> 25:54.439 Adjourned. 25:54.520 --> 25:55.840 Huh? 25:55.919 --> 25:56.800 Adjourned. 26:08.439 --> 26:11.159 "Ju… Judical… 26:11.919 --> 26:12.880 Acti… 26:12.960 --> 26:14.880 Activism… 26:15.480 --> 26:17.399 Rom… Rom… 26:17.480 --> 26:18.919 Roman… 26:19.000 --> 26:20.880 Romaniti…" 26:22.000 --> 26:23.480 I can't do it, sir. 26:27.600 --> 26:29.640 Harvard is Harvard, guys. 26:30.640 --> 26:34.000 Imagine when Wadia reads this article. His mind will be blown. 26:34.080 --> 26:36.000 He'll wonder who's this Tyagi. 26:36.080 --> 26:38.159 And he won't just recommend my name, Mintu. 26:38.240 --> 26:39.399 He'll sit down with me 26:39.480 --> 26:41.480 and… we'll have a peg. 26:42.360 --> 26:43.480 -That's wonderful. -Tyagiji. 26:43.560 --> 26:45.480 We've been sitting out here for years. 26:45.560 --> 26:48.280 And you gave that newcomer girl a bench in the foyer? 26:48.360 --> 26:50.760 Calm down, Sujata. Come and sit down. 26:51.880 --> 26:55.360 I gave her a bench so that you can get a chamber. 26:55.960 --> 26:57.000 Chamber? 26:57.640 --> 26:59.120 -For me? -Think about it. 26:59.720 --> 27:01.880 If I become the Delhi Bar Association President, 27:01.960 --> 27:03.919 my star campaigner 27:04.000 --> 27:06.120 will definitely get a chamber. 27:06.199 --> 27:07.439 Of course, you will win. 27:07.520 --> 27:10.080 Why just Patparganj? I tell everyone in Jhilmil Court too 27:10.159 --> 27:12.320 that whoever Mahinder Phorey's candidate might be, 27:12.399 --> 27:14.760 the winner will be our Tyagiji. 27:14.840 --> 27:16.199 -Sujataji… -Tell me. 27:16.280 --> 27:18.520 What have you been smoking up recently? 27:18.600 --> 27:21.679 Don't you know that Mahinder Phorey has pulled his candidate out of the race? 27:21.760 --> 27:23.399 -What really? -Absolutely! 27:23.480 --> 27:25.800 This is like India Versus Afghanistan in the World Cup final. 27:26.480 --> 27:29.199 Congrats, Tyagiji, you've already won the match before the toss. 27:31.320 --> 27:32.280 One second. 27:32.880 --> 27:35.720 But, sir, what exactly does this new girl have to do with the election? 27:36.679 --> 27:40.080 Sujata, you should read the newspapers. 27:40.159 --> 27:42.919 I didn't give that bench to her just for nothing. 27:44.040 --> 27:45.280 Are you coming? 27:49.919 --> 27:52.480 Hi, I'm Ananya Shroff. And you? 27:55.880 --> 27:56.720 Hi. 28:00.520 --> 28:01.880 Uh, Mr. Shukla? 28:02.439 --> 28:04.480 Hi! 28:04.560 --> 28:05.399 Hello. 28:12.800 --> 28:15.240 Arre, Daleel! Bhai, Shuklaji! 28:15.320 --> 28:17.560 Tyagiji's article is in the newspaper. 28:24.159 --> 28:26.360 "Judicial Activism." 28:26.919 --> 28:30.120 "Romanticism or Anarchy?" 28:30.199 --> 28:33.520 "Yesterday, in a landmark case of 28:33.600 --> 28:37.480 Procto Pharma Versus State of De--" 28:41.800 --> 28:43.959 Our Tyagiji is a deep thinker. 28:44.639 --> 28:45.720 That is correct! 28:45.800 --> 28:48.800 Good lawyers read newspapers and great lawyers write in them. 28:51.760 --> 28:52.959 Completely unfair. 28:57.439 --> 28:58.439 For this? 29:00.720 --> 29:04.600 AFFIDAVIT, AGREEMENT, POWER OF ATTORNEY 29:09.760 --> 29:12.159 Well, madam got a warm welcome at the foyer. 29:13.199 --> 29:14.600 Lal Qila, Lal Qila, Lal Qila! 29:14.679 --> 29:16.199 Only 50 rupees! Lal Qila, Lal Qila! 29:16.280 --> 29:17.199 Only 50 rupees! 29:17.280 --> 29:19.360 Lal Qila, Lal Qila, Lal Qila, Lal Qila! Only 50 rupees! 29:19.439 --> 29:21.879 -Notary? Affidavit? -Notary? Affidavit? 29:21.959 --> 29:23.639 -Sir! Notary… -Notary? Affidavit? 29:23.720 --> 29:25.760 -Notary? Notary? Affidavit? -Notary? Affidavit? Notary? 29:26.520 --> 29:28.399 -Notary? Affidavit? -Notary? Affidavit? 29:29.040 --> 29:30.320 -No… Notary? Affi… -Notary? Affidavit? 29:30.399 --> 29:31.679 -Affidavit? -Notary? Affidavit? 29:33.080 --> 29:34.720 -Notary? Affidavit? -Notary? Affida… 29:35.919 --> 29:37.520 From Mercedes to the pavement? 29:38.080 --> 29:41.280 -Bhai, I think her spell has backfired. -Didi! 29:41.919 --> 29:42.760 Didi! 29:44.040 --> 29:45.280 What happened, bhai? 29:45.360 --> 29:47.959 If I change my lawyer after the interim order, 29:48.040 --> 29:49.639 it won't affect my case, right? 29:49.720 --> 29:51.520 You can change your lawyer. But why? 29:51.600 --> 29:53.840 Didi, Bagaiji is very expensive. 29:54.480 --> 29:56.800 If I'd paid my wife three lakhs instead, 29:56.879 --> 29:58.600 she would have left me a long time ago. 29:58.679 --> 30:00.959 -Three lakhs? -Yes, didi. 30:02.520 --> 30:03.919 I can change my lawyer, right? 30:09.879 --> 30:11.199 Can I do it or not? 30:11.280 --> 30:12.280 Yeah. 30:14.439 --> 30:15.879 We'll have to make a change. 30:46.280 --> 30:47.560 Mr. Wadia. 30:49.040 --> 30:50.000 What an honor! 30:51.520 --> 30:52.840 Have we met before? 30:54.080 --> 30:56.720 VD Tyagi. Student of the law, sir. 30:58.040 --> 31:01.240 Uh, you wrote the article in the Daily Express. 31:01.320 --> 31:02.520 I had to write it, sir. 31:02.600 --> 31:05.560 You can't let judicial activism go unchecked. 31:05.639 --> 31:07.679 Exactly! Exactly! 31:08.360 --> 31:09.480 But student? 31:09.560 --> 31:11.360 I thought you were a lawyer. 31:11.919 --> 31:13.840 Advocate, sir. Advocate. 31:14.600 --> 31:17.560 Becoming a lawyer can take a lifetime. 31:21.360 --> 31:24.959 You think like a great man, Mr. Tyagi. 31:26.000 --> 31:27.679 Care to join me for a drink? 31:30.639 --> 31:31.560 Sure, sir. 31:53.199 --> 31:55.159 She is charging 200 to have this attested. 31:55.240 --> 31:57.240 So why were you asking for 400 rupees? 31:57.320 --> 31:58.959 My friend, listen to me. 31:59.040 --> 32:02.439 It only costs 200 to attest this copy if you have the original. 32:02.520 --> 32:05.399 But without the original, it takes 400 rupees to attest this. 32:05.480 --> 32:06.560 She doesn't know anything. 32:06.639 --> 32:07.919 She's just ruining my business. 32:08.000 --> 32:10.439 Sir, please calm down. I'm not doing it, okay? 32:10.520 --> 32:11.480 What do you mean? 32:11.560 --> 32:13.080 You can't raise my hopes and ditch me like this. 32:13.159 --> 32:14.399 So then I'll do it for you, sir. 32:14.480 --> 32:16.520 What the hell do you mean you'll do it? 32:16.600 --> 32:17.639 Let's see how you do it! 32:17.719 --> 32:18.919 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 32:19.000 --> 32:21.120 What are you gonna see? Huh? 32:21.679 --> 32:23.439 When you were renting this coat for 20 rupees, 32:23.520 --> 32:25.399 didn't you see it was two sizes small for you? 32:25.480 --> 32:26.360 Acting smart. 32:26.439 --> 32:27.480 She's with me. 32:27.560 --> 32:29.280 She will take on any client she wants to. 32:29.800 --> 32:32.120 And if she doesn't want to, she'll refuse. Got it? 32:35.199 --> 32:37.040 -Here, you do it. -Mm. Mm-hmm. 32:37.719 --> 32:39.000 You are aware, right? 32:39.080 --> 32:40.959 That soliciting is illegal. 32:41.959 --> 32:42.840 Yes. 32:45.679 --> 32:47.120 Come on. Let's go inside. 32:47.199 --> 32:49.240 This is not what a qualified lawyer should be doing. 32:49.320 --> 32:50.199 Come on. 33:05.520 --> 33:06.919 Can I get some tea, 33:08.000 --> 33:08.959 didi? 33:13.959 --> 33:17.280 Shambhu, two full milk specials. 33:17.360 --> 33:19.520 WE TAKE UP ALL KINDS OF CASES HERE 33:21.240 --> 33:22.240 Hoy, Mintu! 33:23.080 --> 33:24.480 Good morning! 33:28.280 --> 33:30.199 ♪ Wadia agreed! Oy, hoy! ♪ 33:30.280 --> 33:33.520 ♪ Wadia agreed! Our times will change! ♪ 33:33.600 --> 33:35.120 ♪ Wadia agreed! Oy, hoy! ♪ 33:35.199 --> 33:36.840 ♪ Wadia agreed! ♪ 33:36.919 --> 33:40.280 ♪ Wadia agreed! Our times will change! ♪ 33:40.360 --> 33:41.840 ♪ Wadia agreed! ♪ 33:43.080 --> 33:44.360 Oh, what the fuck! 33:46.600 --> 33:47.520 What happened? 33:48.080 --> 33:50.280 The World Cup match is no longer India versus Afghanistan. 33:50.360 --> 33:51.760 It's India versus Australia. 33:51.840 --> 33:52.879 What do you mean? 33:52.959 --> 33:54.959 I mean, Phorey pulled his candidate out of the race 33:55.040 --> 33:56.240 so he could run in the election himself. 33:57.360 --> 34:00.320 The smart ones can sense it in the air already. 34:00.399 --> 34:03.240 It's the brainless idiots who need it hammered into them. 34:03.320 --> 34:05.679 So this message is for those morons 34:05.760 --> 34:08.360 who are thinking of running in the election this time. 34:08.440 --> 34:09.319 Huh? 34:11.239 --> 34:13.639 Pull back your horses and get out of the way. 34:14.239 --> 34:16.880 Entering the race now is Mahinder Phorey. 34:25.920 --> 34:26.880 BRIDE WAS SHAMELESS ON THE WEDDING NIGHT, 34:26.960 --> 34:27.799 GROOM GOT EMBARRASSED 34:27.880 --> 34:30.520 BRIDE WAS BOLD, THE WEDDING NIGHT FUN WAS RUINED 34:30.600 --> 34:35.239 WIFE DIDN'T ACT SHY ON WEDDING NIGHT, HUSBAND DEMANDS A DIVORCE ection?