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Dear viewers.

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I was told you had to go
to the District Court in Patparganj.

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I'm so sorry to hear that.

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But then you can't stop the inevitable,
can you?

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May God give you strength
during this difficult time.

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Relax. Don't be discouraged by my words.

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Because you'll find
the most resourceful wheeler-dealers

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at Patparganj court,

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who will find ingenious ways
to solve your problems.

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These people are so gung-ho
about what they do

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that they wheel and deal their way
through every situation in life.

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These creatures may seem
a little strange to you.

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And they are.

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But always remember,

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their coats may be black,

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but not their hearts. Hmm.

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Another thing to remember
is once you're here,

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there's no getting out.

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They'll give you a date

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and then they'll give you another date.

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Because it's a legal matter.

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"Maamla Legal Hai."

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It's based on true stories.

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Real-life adventures.

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BASED ON SOME REAL INCIDENTS

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Oh, it's misadventures.

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BASED ON SOME REAL STRANGE INCIDENTS

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Okay.

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What is this, sir?

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We keep moving this witness box
from here to there every day.

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Arre, but what can I do?

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There are not enough witness stands
in the court.

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And then no one wants to speak
unless they're standing inside one.

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There's a hearing in number 30.

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The judge wants it. Hurry up.

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Eh. Move.

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Careful.

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Come on. Hurry up.

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-Come here.
-Coming. Coming, sir.

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What are you people doing?

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-Were you building the witness stand?
-No, sir. No, sir.

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Very good!

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Very good, beta.

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Okay now, move. You get inside.

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Let's go.

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PP saab, uh, you may proceed.

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Yes, Your Honor.

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So then…

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do you recognize them?

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Yes, sir. They were the ones.

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Your Honor,

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the victim has identified all the accused.

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You lost the bet.

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Not yet.

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Tyagiji will get them out on bail.

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-Bail my foot.
-Mm.

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The accused were arrested,
the items were recovered,

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and they just got identified.

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-You can't escape the long arm of the law.
-Long arm of the law.

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Sir, my apologies. I got caught up
at a hearing in Jhilmil Court,

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so I'm a little late. I'm so sorry.

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No problem, Tyagiji.

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Cross-examine him.

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Your Honor.

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Are you sure it was these five men
who robbed you?

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Yes, sir. It was them.

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Um, you are exaggerating a bit.

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It was two of them.

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No, sir. Five.

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Look.

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Going by your delicate physique,
I don't think it would take

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five tough guys to rob you.

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Shall we make it three?

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No, sir. It was five of them.

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Those two guys held my arms down.

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That one took my wallet
and he took my watch and belt.

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That makes four. The fifth one?

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He was peeing on the side, sir.

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Then he came and slapped my face.

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Without washing his hands.

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You mean these five men robbed you?

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Hmm?

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Your Honor.

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I really have nothing else left to say.

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I think it's quite clear now
that the police

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deliberately brought charges

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under the wrong statute against my client.

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Huh? What?

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Yes, Your Honor.

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Your Honor,
IPC Section 390 very clearly states

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that five men together cannot rob someone.

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This is a case of dacoity, Your Honor.

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Isn't dacoity the same as robbery?

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Your Honor, the police are deliberately
trying to frame my dacoit clients

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as common thieves.

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Therefore, I'd like to request you
to please grant them bail.

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Anything?

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So… Sorry, sir.

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The charges are under the wrong statute.

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Remand application is defective.

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Bail granted.

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-But, Your Honor--
-Next, case number 27,

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-Ganga Prasad…
-PP saab, it's not a Section 390 case.

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391, apply here.

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Tyagi uses the long arm of the law…

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when his back needs a really good scratch.

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♪ He was a man of his word
He never needed a case ♪

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♪ With his money and status
He controlled everything ♪

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♪ He wasn't nervous for no reason ♪

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♪ He is young and wants to dance ♪

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DISTRICT COURT, PATPARGANJ

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♪ Hey, Chakki! ♪

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A client in a Mercedes!

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Madam! Madam!

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I can get anything done for 200 rupees.

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Notary. Affidavit. 200 rupees.

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Anything at all. Yeah, just 200 rupees.

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Hoy! Move aside, you losers!
She has a sticker.

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She's a lawyer, okay? Move! Move aside!

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-Excuse me.
-Yeah?

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Can I get to the admin office
through this gate?

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Take a left from here.

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-It's in F-block. Mm.
-Thanks.

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Bhai, I think she's, uh,

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put a spell on me.

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Excuse me.
Is the admin department in this block?

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-Yes. On the third floor.
-Thank you.

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Once second,
how… how can you sit over here?

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Don't you see the sign behind you?

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Yes, I see it.

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It actually looks like "CF" or something.

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Some say it's "Court Filing,"
some say it means "Carbon Footprint."

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But we don't think so.

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-This is "Client First."
-Shut up, fucker!

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But that's "SF," right?

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"Differently abled."

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This ramp is for differently abled people.

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And you've put a desk in the middle of it?
Please, get it out of here.

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So that's why the cripple
would always stop and spit at us.

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"Differently abled."

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Arre, but…

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Yeah, Mommy.
It takes at least 15 minutes

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to make a home delivery.

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It's not like he's standing
outside your house.

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I couldn't get okra,
I sent French beans instead.

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Hmm?

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And, yeah, please cook the caramel
a little more when you make these sweets.

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It's stuck in my teeth.

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I've had four cups of tea already.

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Uh, Mommy, I'll call you later.
I have some work.

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-Hi! I'm--
-Ananya Shroff.

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-How do you--
-I'm the one who made your court ID.

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I remember your face.

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-Here.
-Thanks.

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My name is Vishwas Pandey.

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I'm the court manager here.

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If you have any complaints
regarding the lawyers' block

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or the judges' block, please come to me.

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Okay.

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I'm the Donna of this court.

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Donna?

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Donna.

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You've never watched Suits?

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Harvey Specter? Mike Ross?

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Meghan Markle,
the Queen's daughter-in-law?

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Do you know she broke up the royal family?

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You know, they're all from Harvard,
just like you.

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-Yes. Yeah.
-You must watch it.

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-It's streaming on Netflix.
-I'll… I'll watch it.

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But in the meantime,
if you could refer some cases to me,

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-I think that would be more helpful.
-Of course, of course.

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It's my job after all.

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So who are you working with?
Tyagiji? Or Bagai saab?

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Or then, Singh saab?

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Who did Ambedkar join up with?

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Rupal, could you check and see

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-who Ambedkar was working with?
-No one.

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Huh?

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Ambedkarji didn't join up with anyone.

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Rupal, let it be. Another trick question.

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I just meant that
I'm not gonna join anyone.

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So you're gonna have your own chamber?

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That's great.

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Okay, this is the form. Fill it out.

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Uh, the waiting list is a little long.

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But then, our Tyagiji…

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Tyagiji.

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He's the president of our association.

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And if he wins this election,
then the president of Delhi too.

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I'm sure he'll give you
special preference.

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You're from Harvard after all.

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Uh, okay.

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Um, by the way, how much does this cost?

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Not much, around 40 to 50 lakhs.

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What?

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But I don't have that kind of money.

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But why should you pay?

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Your father will pay for it.

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After all, he must have paid for Harvard,
right?

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Excuse me.

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Listen, I went to Harvard
on a scholarship of 50 lakhs.

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Wow.

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My father just paid
the remaining 75 lakhs.

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Mm.

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By the way,

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where do the lawyers without chambers sit?

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-Hey, one chai.
-Get lost.

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-I didn't do anything.
-Shut up and keep walking.

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-What happened, Shuklaji?
-Arre, wait a minute.

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Was her dowry not enough?

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She talks back at her mother-in-law?

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No.

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Is she over-educated?

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No.

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-Then why the hell do you want a divorce?
-She's like your sister, tell her.

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-Mm.
-She'll get it done.

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Never hide anything
from your CA or your lawyer.

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And from
your venereal disease specialist.

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-Right!
-Exactly.

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Tell her.

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Huh.

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On… On our wedding night,

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she wasn't shy at all.

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Imagine.

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She wasn't shy at all…

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On her wedding night!

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Oh, ho ho ho ho ho.

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-Not even a little bit?
-No.

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Arre, arre, arre, arre!

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You only get to have one wedding night
in your life.

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Hmm.

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And imagine his new bride
wasn't shy at all.

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A man spends his whole life
waiting for this night.

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-Mm-hm.
-When his bride will blush shyly

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as he gets frisky with her.

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But he didn't even get a chance.

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Arre, sir, this must have ruined
the whole moment.

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Mm.

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Listen.

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If it was someone else,

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I would have handled the case myself.

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But you are family to me.

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So I'm putting it in her capable hands.

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Yeah.

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As soon as judge saab sees

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that didi is representing your case,

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he'll realize that
you are the one in the right.

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-Hmm.
-Yeah.

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Because didi doesn't argue.

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Didi is the argument.

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-Hmm.
-Yeah.

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Listen, bhai, the thing is
I don't usually take up divorce cases.

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It's a lot of hard work.

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And our court almost always
take the woman's side.

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-Mm-hm.
-Arre.

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-Uh, arre.
-Hey, wait.

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-Hey.
-Sit, sit, sit. Sit down. Don't worry.

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-Let's hear what she has to say.
-Sit, sit.

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But you are just like family, right?

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So I have to take up your case.

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Didi is absolutely right.

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It will be done.

00:10:42.560 --> 00:10:43.640 align:center
Don't worry about it.

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Okay, come on now. Stop crying, huh?

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Look at me. Give me a smile.

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Now you're divorced.

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Bagaiji.

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You know my assistant, Daleel?

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He's related to him.

00:11:01.640 --> 00:11:02.880 align:center
He wants a divorce.

00:11:06.680 --> 00:11:09.800 align:center
If it was someone else,
I would have fought the case myself.

00:11:09.880 --> 00:11:12.920 align:center
But you're family,
that's why I'm handing it over to him.

00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:14.800 align:center
But you were supposed to fight my case.

00:11:14.880 --> 00:11:16.880 align:center
Arre, Bagaiji is a very capable lawyer.

00:11:17.440 --> 00:11:20.920 align:center
One of our judges Ghosh saab
got Bagaiji to handle his divorce.

00:11:21.640 --> 00:11:24.440 align:center
Mrs. Ghosh didn't get one rupee
as alimony.

00:11:24.520 --> 00:11:25.959 align:center
The poor woman kept begging him,

00:11:26.040 --> 00:11:27.040 align:center
-but he didn't--
-Mm-mm.

00:11:36.719 --> 00:11:37.920 align:center
Yeah, so tell me.

00:11:42.079 --> 00:11:44.160 align:center
Sir, are you going to fight my case

00:11:44.240 --> 00:11:46.320 align:center
or hand it over to someone more capable?

00:11:52.880 --> 00:11:54.040 align:center
Oh, yaar, you just won

00:11:54.120 --> 00:11:56.560 align:center
the Patparganj Bar Association election
last year?

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Now you want to win the election
for the whole Delhi bar?

00:11:59.199 --> 00:12:01.320 align:center
Oh, veere, why do you want to win
all these elections?

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To get more clients
or to hike your fees, huh?

00:12:06.360 --> 00:12:08.520 align:center
I'm not fighting for any of these.

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So then?

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Advocate General,

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Additional Solicitor General,

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Solicitor General.

00:12:20.800 --> 00:12:24.320 align:center
And after that, Attorney General, Mintu.

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Attorney General?

00:12:27.760 --> 00:12:28.920 align:center
Then I'll be promoted too.

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And Lakhmir Balli Mintu,

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Advisor to the Attorney General of India,

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Your Honor VD Tyagi!

00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:38.120 align:center
Nah.

00:12:38.800 --> 00:12:42.320 align:center
First, I'll become
the Delhi Bar Association President,

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everything after that.

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Okay, then fine. Fill out the form.
What the hell are you waiting for?

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By now, even Mahinder Phorey
has withdrawn his candidate from the race!

00:12:50.160 --> 00:12:52.120 align:center
So now all the votes
from Jhilmil Court are yours.

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Right, Munshiji?

00:12:53.680 --> 00:12:55.480 align:center
Okay, Munshiji, tell me something.

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Doctors worship Lord Dhanvantari.

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Businessmen worship Lakshmi.

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Nerds worship Saraswati.

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Craftsmen worship Vishwakarma.

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Who do we lawyers worship?

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The god of intellect?

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-We, lawyers, do not need god, Mintu.
-Ah.

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But, yeah, nowadays, it's God
who needs a lawyer's help sometimes.

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So that's it, why should those
who don't have any gods

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wait for some auspicious moment
to arrive, huh?

00:13:23.599 --> 00:13:25.800 align:center
I'm not waiting for an auspicious moment.

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I'm waiting for our recommendation.

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Whose recommendation?

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Bagai? Singh? Mandolia?

00:13:33.320 --> 00:13:34.839 align:center
Not from anyone in Patparganj.

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Then from where? Saket?

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Rohini? Karkardooma?

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The Supreme Court.

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The Supreme Court?

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Who?

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Wadia.

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JB Wadia.

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Tyagi sir?

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In the chamber?

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Yeah, I'm coming.

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I'm going to pay today.

00:14:03.719 --> 00:14:04.680 align:center
Munshiji!

00:14:06.920 --> 00:14:10.040 align:center
I just gave Bagaiji a case
that will get him at least two lakhs.

00:14:10.839 --> 00:14:13.199 align:center
That means 20,000 for yours truly.

00:14:13.280 --> 00:14:15.040 align:center
I'm sorted for this month.

00:14:15.120 --> 00:14:17.079 align:center
When will you learn
to fight your own cases?

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Why should I learn?

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Lawyers like me who sit on the benches
in the foyer all day

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can't get a client
to shell out 2,000 rupees.

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And the same client

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meets with the lawyer in an AC chamber
and pays out lakhs of rupees.

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Why don't you tell Tyagiji

00:14:31.479 --> 00:14:33.520 align:center
to take the 20,000 and give me a chamber?

00:14:33.599 --> 00:14:35.079 align:center
And I'll start fighting all my cases.

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You think he'll agree?

00:14:37.400 --> 00:14:39.439 align:center
You're always anchoring off
to the chamber.

00:14:39.959 --> 00:14:41.680 align:center
You need a partner, not a chamber.

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In your personal
and professional life, both.

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Then Munshiji,
why don't you and I form a partnership?

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Sujata and Munshi. Oy!

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"Sushi."

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Sujata.

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Did you negotiate the rates with Navin?

00:14:57.520 --> 00:15:00.000 align:center
No, not at all!
I didn't discuss anything with him.

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He paid me only 20,000.

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Here's your 2,000 rupees.

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That's all?

00:15:05.640 --> 00:15:07.079 align:center
Why didn't you turn him down?

00:15:07.160 --> 00:15:09.520 align:center
Arre, you told me he was related
to your assistant Daleel

00:15:09.599 --> 00:15:10.760 align:center
that's why I said yes.

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I'll turn him down
after the interim order.

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Arre, Wadia saab.

00:15:27.920 --> 00:15:29.079 align:center
VD Tyagi.

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Patparganj Bar Association President.

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Wadia's coming here?

00:15:37.439 --> 00:15:39.280 align:center
He has a permanently booked suite here.

00:15:39.360 --> 00:15:40.800 align:center
Uh, but the tea's not sweet at all.

00:15:40.880 --> 00:15:42.240 align:center
It's totally tasteless.

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A big room is called a suite.

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You are unfit to be taken anywhere.

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Bloody dumbass!

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He's here.

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Allegations against…

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You cannot let this judicial activism
go unchecked.

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It's outrageous.

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Preposterous. Egregious.

00:16:30.359 --> 00:16:31.359 align:center
"Egregious."

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"Outrageous,
preposterous, egregious."

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I think he has lost a big case.

00:16:39.640 --> 00:16:41.199 align:center
It's not the time we talk to him.

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Oh, talk to me instead, he doesn't talk.

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Seven and a half lakhs!
That's how much he spends at this hotel.

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We can buy two auto cars in that amount.

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And even own a showroom in one year.

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He's a big-time lawyer, yaar.

00:16:55.560 --> 00:16:57.479 align:center
Then I need to do something big time.

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Hello? Law and Order?

00:17:03.520 --> 00:17:05.599 align:center
Why are you moving things
over and over again?

00:17:05.680 --> 00:17:08.440 align:center
-What is it that you are trying to do?
-Hey, bring the table here, man.

00:17:08.520 --> 00:17:09.720 align:center
Bring it, bring it. Put it in there.

00:17:09.800 --> 00:17:11.599 align:center
Hey, didi! Yeah. Keep it there.

00:17:11.680 --> 00:17:13.800 align:center
What's wrong?
You look extremely tired.

00:17:14.839 --> 00:17:17.319 align:center
Uh, oh, uh… Ani, Sujata didi.

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Sujata didi, Ananya Shroff.

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-She's done her LLM from Harvard.
-Really?

00:17:21.599 --> 00:17:23.319 align:center
-Hi, I'm--
-Sujata Negi.

00:17:24.000 --> 00:17:24.919 align:center
BA LLB.

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-I'm putting her desk right next to yours.
-Okay.

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With an LLM from Harvard,
what are you doing here?

00:17:30.360 --> 00:17:33.320 align:center
-Why didn't you join a law firm?
-Um, no.

00:17:33.880 --> 00:17:36.480 align:center
Because I take after my dadu, not my dad.

00:17:37.159 --> 00:17:38.960 align:center
Dad started out in Dadu's firm.

00:17:39.040 --> 00:17:42.640 align:center
But Dadu started his practice
entirely on his own, right?

00:17:42.720 --> 00:17:45.200 align:center
That's why I want to establish
my own practice someday.

00:17:45.280 --> 00:17:48.120 align:center
Oh, I see! Third-generation lawyer, huh?

00:17:48.200 --> 00:17:50.080 align:center
-Can someone come and help me?
-That's one for the first time.

00:17:52.080 --> 00:17:54.080 align:center
So, civil or criminal?

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I want to work as a legal aid.

00:17:55.720 --> 00:17:56.919 align:center
Legal aid?

00:17:57.000 --> 00:17:59.320 align:center
No, no. That's a dirty world.
It's actually a sin.

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In legal aid, you get cases
from poor people,

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you don't make any money.

00:18:03.440 --> 00:18:05.320 align:center
Uh, but I haven't come here to make money.

00:18:05.399 --> 00:18:06.800 align:center
Don't just stand there, help me.

00:18:06.880 --> 00:18:09.760 align:center
See, the experience one needs
prior to becoming a lawyer

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is what I'm hoping to gain.

00:18:11.480 --> 00:18:13.399 align:center
So that I can help people.

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Stop smoking weed and start drinking tea.

00:18:17.919 --> 00:18:19.680 align:center
Shambhu, one full milk special!

00:18:19.760 --> 00:18:21.280 align:center
Our Shuklaji here…

00:18:21.360 --> 00:18:23.360 align:center
he used to take
a lot of bullshit like this.

00:18:23.440 --> 00:18:24.760 align:center
But then I trained him.

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Now he makes 200 rupees a day
just by notarizing documents.

00:18:28.280 --> 00:18:30.320 align:center
Not 15, not 100 but a full…

00:18:31.040 --> 00:18:33.159 align:center
-Two hundred?
-Two hundred.

00:18:33.800 --> 00:18:34.800 align:center
Now that you've joined us,

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I'll help you set up
your practice as well.

00:18:36.960 --> 00:18:41.000 align:center
And you have a LLM from Harvard
so you'll make at least 1,200 a day.

00:18:41.720 --> 00:18:44.960 align:center
I'll refer cases to you as well,
but I'll take 1,000 per case.

00:18:45.520 --> 00:18:47.440 align:center
That's completely illegal!

00:18:47.520 --> 00:18:48.720 align:center
You please come here.

00:18:52.360 --> 00:18:54.640 align:center
Oh, she has a really good sense of humor.

00:18:55.679 --> 00:18:57.600 align:center
She might just become a senior counselor.

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-One thousand.
-Sorry.

00:19:00.240 --> 00:19:01.919 align:center
But I'm not gonna do this.

00:19:03.480 --> 00:19:04.440 align:center
Vishwas.

00:19:04.520 --> 00:19:05.600 align:center
Yeah, didi?

00:19:05.679 --> 00:19:08.240 align:center
-We can't have this bench here.
-It's already set up. Look.

00:19:08.320 --> 00:19:09.360 align:center
Then move it away.

00:19:10.320 --> 00:19:12.080 align:center
Arre, there isn't enough
space for seniors here.

00:19:12.159 --> 00:19:15.399 align:center
Poor Bhosale has been handling his cases
in the library for three years.

00:19:15.480 --> 00:19:17.760 align:center
And Shuklaji's baldhead
is baking in the sun here.

00:19:17.840 --> 00:19:21.000 align:center
And a Harvard-return madam here
immediately, right away,

00:19:21.080 --> 00:19:22.880 align:center
wants a bench, huh? Take it away.

00:19:26.080 --> 00:19:28.679 align:center
Uh, didi, if not here, then where?

00:19:48.679 --> 00:19:51.600 align:center
"JB Wadia correctly pointed out

00:19:51.679 --> 00:19:54.760 align:center
that the claimant was rightfully

00:19:54.840 --> 00:19:56.399 align:center
-standing--"
-Shambhu.

00:20:00.520 --> 00:20:01.399 align:center
Law and Order.

00:20:02.120 --> 00:20:04.880 align:center
How long has it been
since you've joined this office?

00:20:04.960 --> 00:20:07.320 align:center
They've been here for seven months
doing nothing, sir.

00:20:10.440 --> 00:20:11.360 align:center
Sir…

00:20:12.200 --> 00:20:14.000 align:center
seven and a half months, sir.

00:20:14.080 --> 00:20:15.760 align:center
And how much do you get per month?

00:20:15.840 --> 00:20:17.240 align:center
Six thousand rupees, sir.

00:20:18.240 --> 00:20:19.800 align:center
With additional money for petrol.

00:20:20.360 --> 00:20:21.240 align:center
Yes.

00:20:21.840 --> 00:20:23.640 align:center
For this kind of English?

00:20:23.720 --> 00:20:25.560 align:center
I told you I wanted it perfect.

00:20:25.640 --> 00:20:27.159 align:center
And you both shat all over it!

00:20:27.760 --> 00:20:29.679 align:center
That kindergarten-dropout
turned up his voice,

00:20:29.760 --> 00:20:31.679 align:center
read your English
like it was a nursery rhyme.

00:20:31.760 --> 00:20:33.440 align:center
And you want me to send this article

00:20:33.520 --> 00:20:35.399 align:center
to the English newspapers
with my name on it?

00:20:35.480 --> 00:20:37.159 align:center
You think this is going to impress Wadia?

00:20:37.240 --> 00:20:38.080 align:center
Arre!

00:20:38.640 --> 00:20:40.720 align:center
He uses big words like "Egregious!"

00:20:40.800 --> 00:20:42.080 align:center
That too while he's walking!

00:20:42.159 --> 00:20:43.919 align:center
And you wrote this crap
while sitting down!

00:20:44.440 --> 00:20:46.720 align:center
Go to your desks and turn into fishes.
Go on!

00:20:51.080 --> 00:20:52.840 align:center
Munshiji, the world is right, you know.

00:20:52.919 --> 00:20:55.679 align:center
Our juniors only deserve
to be paid in samosas.

00:20:56.440 --> 00:20:58.240 align:center
Calm down, Visheshwar. Calm down.

00:20:58.800 --> 00:21:01.080 align:center
It's only a column, right?
Someone else can write it.

00:21:01.159 --> 00:21:03.679 align:center
Where am I going to find someone
in Patparganj?

00:21:04.679 --> 00:21:06.200 align:center
Who can write like Chetan Bhagat?

00:21:08.480 --> 00:21:10.399 align:center
Munshiji, tell me something.

00:21:11.080 --> 00:21:13.800 align:center
Wadia is a lawyer by profession,
and so are we, right?

00:21:13.880 --> 00:21:15.880 align:center
So why does Wadia get paid so much money?

00:21:16.760 --> 00:21:18.040 align:center
Because he's a Parsi, huh?

00:21:20.520 --> 00:21:22.480 align:center
We are not lawyers,
we are students, Mintu.

00:21:23.399 --> 00:21:25.320 align:center
We may have become advocates,

00:21:25.880 --> 00:21:27.840 align:center
but not lawyers.

00:21:29.040 --> 00:21:31.159 align:center
It takes a lifetime to become a lawyer.

00:21:33.200 --> 00:21:35.240 align:center
I didn't get it, but it's pretty heavy.

00:21:35.800 --> 00:21:39.080 align:center
I never said it,
but Wadia saab used to say it.

00:21:40.080 --> 00:21:41.760 align:center
JB Wadia's father said it.

00:21:42.560 --> 00:21:44.080 align:center
He was a very big judge.

00:21:48.720 --> 00:21:50.000 align:center
"To become a lawyer…

00:21:51.640 --> 00:21:52.960 align:center
takes a lifetime"?

00:21:56.200 --> 00:21:57.240 align:center
Excuse me, sir!

00:21:57.880 --> 00:22:00.640 align:center
If you need any kind of services,
then I can help.

00:22:00.720 --> 00:22:02.240 align:center
Notary, affidavit… Anything.

00:22:02.320 --> 00:22:05.080 align:center
I need to make
my wife's death certificate, madam.

00:22:05.159 --> 00:22:07.360 align:center
-Sure. I can do that.
-How much will it cost?

00:22:07.439 --> 00:22:08.640 align:center
A thousand…

00:22:09.360 --> 00:22:10.760 align:center
-A thousand rupees.
-A thousand?

00:22:10.840 --> 00:22:12.880 align:center
I'll get a new wife in 1,000 rupees.

00:22:14.760 --> 00:22:16.200 align:center
Sir, I'll do it for free.

00:22:16.280 --> 00:22:17.760 align:center
Sir, hello!

00:22:17.840 --> 00:22:18.720 align:center
Sir!

00:22:18.800 --> 00:22:20.159 align:center
Then please do it.

00:22:24.280 --> 00:22:27.360 align:center
If only all the other lawyers
were as helpful as you are,

00:22:27.439 --> 00:22:29.040 align:center
this country would see real progress.

00:22:29.120 --> 00:22:31.080 align:center
But please be careful, madamji.

00:22:31.159 --> 00:22:33.200 align:center
Your work should not be shoddy
just because it's free.

00:22:33.280 --> 00:22:34.480 align:center
Absolutely not, sir.

00:22:34.560 --> 00:22:36.960 align:center
-You're the first client of my career.
-Huh?

00:22:38.280 --> 00:22:40.320 align:center
You couldn't find anyone else
to practice on?

00:22:41.960 --> 00:22:42.840 align:center
Sir…

00:22:43.880 --> 00:22:45.840 align:center
Don't stress, okay? It's your first day.

00:22:45.919 --> 00:22:47.159 align:center
Have some tea.

00:22:47.240 --> 00:22:48.640 align:center
I'm sure you'll get a client soon.

00:22:49.520 --> 00:22:50.760 align:center
Excuse me!

00:22:51.520 --> 00:22:54.000 align:center
-Could you help me with something?
-There you go.

00:22:54.080 --> 00:22:55.320 align:center
Yeah, sure, tell me.

00:22:55.880 --> 00:22:57.800 align:center
Can you please help me push my car?

00:23:02.679 --> 00:23:04.679 align:center
I've tried out
ten people already.

00:23:04.760 --> 00:23:06.560 align:center
Not one of them
could write a decent article.

00:23:06.640 --> 00:23:07.640 align:center
I'm such a moron.

00:23:09.080 --> 00:23:10.280 align:center
Now who do I go to?

00:23:10.880 --> 00:23:12.720 align:center
I'm a first-generation lawyer.

00:23:12.800 --> 00:23:14.720 align:center
Trying to be the attorney general.

00:23:15.280 --> 00:23:17.159 align:center
Oh, veere, why can't you be one, yaar?

00:23:17.720 --> 00:23:20.720 align:center
You may not be the son of a lawyer,
but you are a son of a judge.

00:23:21.600 --> 00:23:24.360 align:center
The Honorable Retired Justice SD Tyagi.

00:23:32.040 --> 00:23:33.439 align:center
It is what it is, yaar.

00:23:35.000 --> 00:23:36.600 align:center
Oh, just forget about Wadia.

00:23:36.679 --> 00:23:38.040 align:center
Here. Give it to me, I'll sign it.

00:23:38.120 --> 00:23:39.240 align:center
Where do you want me to sign?

00:23:39.320 --> 00:23:42.480 align:center
Oh veere, when I go to Karnal
for one of my cases,

00:23:42.560 --> 00:23:45.480 align:center
the people there put me up
in a special outhouse in the garden.

00:23:45.560 --> 00:23:47.360 align:center
Those are servants' quarters, you idiot.

00:23:47.439 --> 00:23:49.240 align:center
Mr. Tyagi!

00:23:49.320 --> 00:23:50.600 align:center
-Look, you can't just walk in…
-Yes?

00:23:50.679 --> 00:23:52.919 align:center
So you're the president
of the bar association of this court?

00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:55.679 align:center
-Uh, please come back a little later.
-Heard that? Let's go. Come on.

00:23:55.760 --> 00:23:56.679 align:center
No, no, no. Sir.

00:23:56.760 --> 00:23:59.399 align:center
The matter I raise here today
is of pivotal importance.

00:23:59.480 --> 00:24:01.679 align:center
Sir, I'm an esteemed member of this bar.

00:24:01.760 --> 00:24:04.439 align:center
Yet what I face
is egregious discrimination of all sorts.

00:24:09.360 --> 00:24:10.560 align:center
"Egregious?"

00:24:10.640 --> 00:24:12.439 align:center
Yes, egregious.

00:24:13.320 --> 00:24:15.120 align:center
-Let's go, please.
-Please sit down.

00:24:16.560 --> 00:24:17.560 align:center
Thank you, sir.

00:24:20.560 --> 00:24:23.080 align:center
Sir, I've done my MPhil
in Human Rights, okay?

00:24:23.159 --> 00:24:24.720 align:center
And here my rights have been curtailed.

00:24:25.240 --> 00:24:26.880 align:center
Sir, they've stuck me in the parking lot.

00:24:27.760 --> 00:24:30.800 align:center
This is a clear violation of the rules.
Who put you over there?

00:24:30.880 --> 00:24:31.919 align:center
Sir…

00:24:33.919 --> 00:24:36.320 align:center
Sir, you know the situation here, so…

00:24:36.399 --> 00:24:37.640 align:center
How dare you?

00:24:38.560 --> 00:24:40.720 align:center
This is, you know? This is…

00:24:41.320 --> 00:24:44.520 align:center
outrageous, preposterous, egregious!

00:24:45.200 --> 00:24:46.080 align:center
Right.

00:24:47.720 --> 00:24:50.439 align:center
I'm sorry, ma'am,
that you had to sit in the parking lot.

00:24:50.520 --> 00:24:52.320 align:center
Sir, why are you saying sorry?

00:24:52.399 --> 00:24:54.960 align:center
You shouldn't even have got a place
in the parking area.

00:24:55.960 --> 00:24:57.200 align:center
-What?
-I suggest,

00:24:57.280 --> 00:24:59.919 align:center
uh, you get an office
outside the court campus.

00:25:00.000 --> 00:25:02.560 align:center
But, sir, where is a beginner lawyer
like me going to sit?

00:25:02.640 --> 00:25:04.520 align:center
And if I'm not inside
the court premises then,

00:25:04.600 --> 00:25:06.360 align:center
how do you expect me to get any clients?

00:25:06.439 --> 00:25:08.560 align:center
I can't solicit my work, I can't put ads.

00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:10.280 align:center
I'm not allowed to market myself.

00:25:10.800 --> 00:25:11.840 align:center
Where will I go?

00:25:11.919 --> 00:25:15.439 align:center
As per Clause 12.3,
the only way to get a place

00:25:15.520 --> 00:25:16.880 align:center
on the court premises is,

00:25:16.960 --> 00:25:18.199 align:center
if you have seniority

00:25:18.280 --> 00:25:20.600 align:center
or if you have done something of merit.

00:25:21.960 --> 00:25:23.800 align:center
Sir, how do you know I'm not meritorious?

00:25:23.880 --> 00:25:25.159 align:center
I'm very meritorious!

00:25:25.800 --> 00:25:26.720 align:center
Then prove it.

00:25:27.320 --> 00:25:28.800 align:center
Here's a suggestion.

00:25:29.679 --> 00:25:32.040 align:center
-Write a 400-word article.
-Okay.

00:25:32.120 --> 00:25:35.360 align:center
Hmm. Justifying JB Wadia's…

00:25:35.439 --> 00:25:37.199 align:center
uh, stance on…

00:25:39.520 --> 00:25:41.880 align:center
-Procto Pharma.
-Procto Pharma…

00:25:42.960 --> 00:25:45.640 align:center
Versus State of Delhi. Write an article.

00:25:46.280 --> 00:25:49.560 align:center
That's a very specific assignment.

00:25:50.240 --> 00:25:51.439 align:center
But I'll do it, sir.

00:25:53.439 --> 00:25:54.439 align:center
Adjourned.

00:25:54.520 --> 00:25:55.840 align:center
Huh?

00:25:55.919 --> 00:25:56.800 align:center
Adjourned.

00:26:08.439 --> 00:26:11.159 align:center
"Ju… Judical…

00:26:11.919 --> 00:26:12.880 align:center
Acti…

00:26:12.960 --> 00:26:14.880 align:center
Activism…

00:26:15.480 --> 00:26:17.399 align:center
Rom… Rom…

00:26:17.480 --> 00:26:18.919 align:center
Roman…

00:26:19.000 --> 00:26:20.880 align:center
Romaniti…"

00:26:22.000 --> 00:26:23.480 align:center
I can't do it, sir.

00:26:27.600 --> 00:26:29.640 align:center
Harvard is Harvard, guys.

00:26:30.640 --> 00:26:34.000 align:center
Imagine when Wadia reads this article.
His mind will be blown.

00:26:34.080 --> 00:26:36.000 align:center
He'll wonder who's this Tyagi.

00:26:36.080 --> 00:26:38.159 align:center
And he won't just recommend my name,
Mintu.

00:26:38.240 --> 00:26:39.399 align:center
He'll sit down with me

00:26:39.480 --> 00:26:41.480 align:center
and… we'll have a peg.

00:26:42.360 --> 00:26:43.480 align:center
-That's wonderful.
-Tyagiji.

00:26:43.560 --> 00:26:45.480 align:center
We've been sitting out here for years.

00:26:45.560 --> 00:26:48.280 align:center
And you gave that newcomer girl
a bench in the foyer?

00:26:48.360 --> 00:26:50.760 align:center
Calm down, Sujata. Come and sit down.

00:26:51.880 --> 00:26:55.360 align:center
I gave her a bench
so that you can get a chamber.

00:26:55.960 --> 00:26:57.000 align:center
Chamber?

00:26:57.640 --> 00:26:59.120 align:center
-For me?
-Think about it.

00:26:59.720 --> 00:27:01.880 align:center
If I become
the Delhi Bar Association President,

00:27:01.960 --> 00:27:03.919 align:center
my star campaigner

00:27:04.000 --> 00:27:06.120 align:center
will definitely get a chamber.

00:27:06.199 --> 00:27:07.439 align:center
Of course, you will win.

00:27:07.520 --> 00:27:10.080 align:center
Why just Patparganj?
I tell everyone in Jhilmil Court too

00:27:10.159 --> 00:27:12.320 align:center
that whoever Mahinder Phorey's
candidate might be,

00:27:12.399 --> 00:27:14.760 align:center
the winner will be our Tyagiji.

00:27:14.840 --> 00:27:16.199 align:center
-Sujataji…
-Tell me.

00:27:16.280 --> 00:27:18.520 align:center
What have you been smoking up recently?

00:27:18.600 --> 00:27:21.679 align:center
Don't you know that Mahinder Phorey
has pulled his candidate out of the race?

00:27:21.760 --> 00:27:23.399 align:center
-What really?
-Absolutely!

00:27:23.480 --> 00:27:25.800 align:center
This is like India Versus Afghanistan
in the World Cup final.

00:27:26.480 --> 00:27:29.199 align:center
Congrats, Tyagiji, you've already won
the match before the toss.

00:27:31.320 --> 00:27:32.280 align:center
One second.

00:27:32.880 --> 00:27:35.720 align:center
But, sir, what exactly does this new girl
have to do with the election?

00:27:36.679 --> 00:27:40.080 align:center
Sujata, you should read the newspapers.

00:27:40.159 --> 00:27:42.919 align:center
I didn't give that bench to her
just for nothing.

00:27:44.040 --> 00:27:45.280 align:center
Are you coming?

00:27:49.919 --> 00:27:52.480 align:center
Hi, I'm Ananya Shroff. And you?

00:27:55.880 --> 00:27:56.720 align:center
Hi.

00:28:00.520 --> 00:28:01.880 align:center
Uh, Mr. Shukla?

00:28:02.439 --> 00:28:04.480 align:center
Hi!

00:28:04.560 --> 00:28:05.399 align:center
Hello.

00:28:12.800 --> 00:28:15.240 align:center
Arre, Daleel! Bhai, Shuklaji!

00:28:15.320 --> 00:28:17.560 align:center
Tyagiji's article is in the newspaper.

00:28:24.159 --> 00:28:26.360 align:center
"Judicial Activism."

00:28:26.919 --> 00:28:30.120 align:center
"Romanticism or Anarchy?"

00:28:30.199 --> 00:28:33.520 align:center
"Yesterday, in a landmark case of

00:28:33.600 --> 00:28:37.480 align:center
Procto Pharma Versus State of De--"

00:28:41.800 --> 00:28:43.959 align:center
Our Tyagiji is a deep thinker.

00:28:44.639 --> 00:28:45.720 align:center
That is correct!

00:28:45.800 --> 00:28:48.800 align:center
Good lawyers read newspapers
and great lawyers write in them.

00:28:51.760 --> 00:28:52.959 align:center
Completely unfair.

00:28:57.439 --> 00:28:58.439 align:center
For this?

00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:04.600 align:center
AFFIDAVIT, AGREEMENT,
POWER OF ATTORNEY

00:29:09.760 --> 00:29:12.159 align:center
Well, madam got
a warm welcome at the foyer.

00:29:13.199 --> 00:29:14.600 align:center
Lal Qila, Lal Qila, Lal Qila!

00:29:14.679 --> 00:29:16.199 align:center
Only 50 rupees! Lal Qila, Lal Qila!

00:29:16.280 --> 00:29:17.199 align:center
Only 50 rupees!

00:29:17.280 --> 00:29:19.360 align:center
Lal Qila, Lal Qila, Lal Qila, Lal Qila!
Only 50 rupees!

00:29:19.439 --> 00:29:21.879 align:center
-Notary? Affidavit?
-Notary? Affidavit?

00:29:21.959 --> 00:29:23.639 align:center
-Sir! Notary…
-Notary? Affidavit?

00:29:23.720 --> 00:29:25.760 align:center
-Notary? Notary? Affidavit?
-Notary? Affidavit? Notary?

00:29:26.520 --> 00:29:28.399 align:center
-Notary? Affidavit?
-Notary? Affidavit?

00:29:29.040 --> 00:29:30.320 align:center
-No… Notary? Affi…
-Notary? Affidavit?

00:29:30.399 --> 00:29:31.679 align:center
-Affidavit?
-Notary? Affidavit?

00:29:33.080 --> 00:29:34.720 align:center
-Notary? Affidavit?
-Notary? Affida…

00:29:35.919 --> 00:29:37.520 align:center
From Mercedes to the pavement?

00:29:38.080 --> 00:29:41.280 align:center
-Bhai, I think her spell has backfired.
-Didi!

00:29:41.919 --> 00:29:42.760 align:center
Didi!

00:29:44.040 --> 00:29:45.280 align:center
What happened, bhai?

00:29:45.360 --> 00:29:47.959 align:center
If I change my lawyer
after the interim order,

00:29:48.040 --> 00:29:49.639 align:center
it won't affect my case, right?

00:29:49.720 --> 00:29:51.520 align:center
You can change your lawyer. But why?

00:29:51.600 --> 00:29:53.840 align:center
Didi, Bagaiji is very expensive.

00:29:54.480 --> 00:29:56.800 align:center
If I'd paid my wife three lakhs instead,

00:29:56.879 --> 00:29:58.600 align:center
she would have left me a long time ago.

00:29:58.679 --> 00:30:00.959 align:center
-Three lakhs?
-Yes, didi.

00:30:02.520 --> 00:30:03.919 align:center
I can change my lawyer, right?

00:30:09.879 --> 00:30:11.199 align:center
Can I do it or not?

00:30:11.280 --> 00:30:12.280 align:center
Yeah.

00:30:14.439 --> 00:30:15.879 align:center
We'll have to make a change.

00:30:46.280 --> 00:30:47.560 align:center
Mr. Wadia.

00:30:49.040 --> 00:30:50.000 align:center
What an honor!

00:30:51.520 --> 00:30:52.840 align:center
Have we met before?

00:30:54.080 --> 00:30:56.720 align:center
VD Tyagi. Student of the law, sir.

00:30:58.040 --> 00:31:01.240 align:center
Uh, you wrote the article
in the Daily Express.

00:31:01.320 --> 00:31:02.520 align:center
I had to write it, sir.

00:31:02.600 --> 00:31:05.560 align:center
You can't let judicial activism
go unchecked.

00:31:05.639 --> 00:31:07.679 align:center
Exactly! Exactly!

00:31:08.360 --> 00:31:09.480 align:center
But student?

00:31:09.560 --> 00:31:11.360 align:center
I thought you were a lawyer.

00:31:11.919 --> 00:31:13.840 align:center
Advocate, sir. Advocate.

00:31:14.600 --> 00:31:17.560 align:center
Becoming a lawyer can take a lifetime.

00:31:21.360 --> 00:31:24.959 align:center
You think like a great man, Mr. Tyagi.

00:31:26.000 --> 00:31:27.679 align:center
Care to join me for a drink?

00:31:30.639 --> 00:31:31.560 align:center
Sure, sir.

00:31:53.199 --> 00:31:55.159 align:center
She is charging 200 to have this attested.

00:31:55.240 --> 00:31:57.240 align:center
So why were you asking for 400 rupees?

00:31:57.320 --> 00:31:58.959 align:center
My friend, listen to me.

00:31:59.040 --> 00:32:02.439 align:center
It only costs 200 to attest this copy
if you have the original.

00:32:02.520 --> 00:32:05.399 align:center
But without the original,
it takes 400 rupees to attest this.

00:32:05.480 --> 00:32:06.560 align:center
She doesn't know anything.

00:32:06.639 --> 00:32:07.919 align:center
She's just ruining my business.

00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:10.439 align:center
Sir, please calm down.
I'm not doing it, okay?

00:32:10.520 --> 00:32:11.480 align:center
What do you mean?

00:32:11.560 --> 00:32:13.080 align:center
You can't raise my hopes
and ditch me like this.

00:32:13.159 --> 00:32:14.399 align:center
So then I'll do it for you, sir.

00:32:14.480 --> 00:32:16.520 align:center
What the hell do you mean you'll do it?

00:32:16.600 --> 00:32:17.639 align:center
Let's see how you do it!

00:32:17.719 --> 00:32:18.919 align:center
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:32:19.000 --> 00:32:21.120 align:center
What are you gonna see? Huh?

00:32:21.679 --> 00:32:23.439 align:center
When you were renting this coat
for 20 rupees,

00:32:23.520 --> 00:32:25.399 align:center
didn't you see
it was two sizes small for you?

00:32:25.480 --> 00:32:26.360 align:center
Acting smart.

00:32:26.439 --> 00:32:27.480 align:center
She's with me.

00:32:27.560 --> 00:32:29.280 align:center
She will take on any client she wants to.

00:32:29.800 --> 00:32:32.120 align:center
And if she doesn't want to,
she'll refuse. Got it?

00:32:35.199 --> 00:32:37.040 align:center
-Here, you do it.
-Mm. Mm-hmm.

00:32:37.719 --> 00:32:39.000 align:center
You are aware, right?

00:32:39.080 --> 00:32:40.959 align:center
That soliciting is illegal.

00:32:41.959 --> 00:32:42.840 align:center
Yes.

00:32:45.679 --> 00:32:47.120 align:center
Come on. Let's go inside.

00:32:47.199 --> 00:32:49.240 align:center
This is not what a qualified lawyer
should be doing.

00:32:49.320 --> 00:32:50.199 align:center
Come on.

00:33:05.520 --> 00:33:06.919 align:center
Can I get some tea,

00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:08.959 align:center
didi?

00:33:13.959 --> 00:33:17.280 align:center
Shambhu, two full milk specials.

00:33:17.360 --> 00:33:19.520 align:center
WE TAKE UP ALL KINDS OF CASES HERE

00:33:21.240 --> 00:33:22.240 align:center
Hoy, Mintu!

00:33:23.080 --> 00:33:24.480 align:center
Good morning!

00:33:28.280 --> 00:33:30.199 align:center
♪ Wadia agreed! Oy, hoy! ♪

00:33:30.280 --> 00:33:33.520 align:center
♪ Wadia agreed! Our times will change! ♪

00:33:33.600 --> 00:33:35.120 align:center
♪ Wadia agreed! Oy, hoy! ♪

00:33:35.199 --> 00:33:36.840 align:center
♪ Wadia agreed! ♪

00:33:36.919 --> 00:33:40.280 align:center
♪ Wadia agreed! Our times will change! ♪

00:33:40.360 --> 00:33:41.840 align:center
♪ Wadia agreed! ♪

00:33:43.080 --> 00:33:44.360 align:center
Oh, what the fuck!

00:33:46.600 --> 00:33:47.520 align:center
What happened?

00:33:48.080 --> 00:33:50.280 align:center
The World Cup match
is no longer India versus Afghanistan.

00:33:50.360 --> 00:33:51.760 align:center
It's India versus Australia.

00:33:51.840 --> 00:33:52.879 align:center
What do you mean?

00:33:52.959 --> 00:33:54.959 align:center
I mean, Phorey pulled his candidate
out of the race

00:33:55.040 --> 00:33:56.240 align:center
so he could run in the election himself.

00:33:57.360 --> 00:34:00.320 align:center
The smart ones can sense it
in the air already.

00:34:00.399 --> 00:34:03.240 align:center
It's the brainless idiots
who need it hammered into them.

00:34:03.320 --> 00:34:05.679 align:center
So this message is for those morons

00:34:05.760 --> 00:34:08.360 align:center
who are thinking of running
in the election this time.

00:34:08.440 --> 00:34:09.319 align:center
Huh?

00:34:11.239 --> 00:34:13.639 align:center
Pull back your horses
and get out of the way.

00:34:14.239 --> 00:34:16.880 align:center
Entering the race now is Mahinder Phorey.

00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:26.880 align:center
BRIDE WAS SHAMELESS
ON THE WEDDING NIGHT,

00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:27.799 align:center
GROOM GOT EMBARRASSED

00:34:27.880 --> 00:34:30.520 align:center
BRIDE WAS BOLD,
THE WEDDING NIGHT FUN WAS RUINED

00:34:30.600 --> 00:34:35.239 align:center
WIFE DIDN'T ACT SHY ON WEDDING NIGHT,
HUSBAND DEMANDS A DIVORCE
ection?