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Sorry for not letting you
freshen up in the morning.

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Shut up!

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Sorry for calling you
five times this morning.

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Rubbish! You've called me ten times.

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Sorry, sir.

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I spent all night
getting this firecracker made,

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so that we could start with a bang,
have some fun.

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All gone to waste.

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It's bad enough there was no dancing.

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The least you could do
is serve us crispy samosas.

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Ready, oye!

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Five, six, seven, eight…

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Why is… everyone climbing in and not out?

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Didi, no dance, no party. All canceled.

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-Canceled?
-Yeah.

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Are, I wore sports shoes
with my saree today

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so that I can do the "Lungi Dance".

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And it's canceled?

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Who did it?

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The one you called worthy

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The one you called worthy is me

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O' my beloved…

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Mubtala, you idiot.

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-Remember it…
-Are, Tyagiji!

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You're still waiting here?

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Both of us already filed our nomination.

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-Both of you?
-Mm.

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Jha, are you also running?

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See? Even Mr. Tyagi can't digest

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that a nuisance like you
is contesting the election.

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I actually came to support Ahmedji.

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But the secretary didn't have change
for 500 rupees.

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-So?
-So I thought, since I'm already here,

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I'll also file my nomination.

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Oh, Tyagi!

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Mm. Oh.

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I hope you have some change,
otherwise, you'll have another…

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All the best.

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Oh, veere, give it a second thought, yaar.

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We have arranged
for the best catering and everything!

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Drums, fireworks, and Nagin dance!

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We need the whole town to know

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that VD Tyagi has arrived
to file his nomination, yaar!

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The whole town?

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Oye, Mintu, does the "B"
in your "LLB" stand for "Brainless"?

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I'm here to fill my nomination form.
I'm not here to get married.

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Have you ever seen CEOs and doctors
dancing on patriotic songs on the streets?

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Try to be a little refined,
a little cultured.

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Uh, what cu--

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Oh, yaar! All this culture vulture BS
isn't going to get you elected, Tyagi.

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A little bit of showing off
is needed to win these things, yaar.

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Showing off? In front of Kazmi?

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Do you even know him?

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Are, he listens to… Ghulam Ali.
You know Ghulam Ali?

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To songs like "Chupke Chupke"

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and you want to jump up and down
doing the "Lungi Dance"?

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Your brain has turned to mush.

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Uh, K-Kazmi who?

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Lillah! Come on.

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Well, I must say, it's a real pleasure

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to meet a candidate who's been recommended

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by someone as highly respected
as Mr. Wadia.

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Believe me, Tyagi saab.

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This bar association…
needs hard-working men like you

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who uphold the spirit of the law.

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I hope this ghazal isn't bothering you.

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No, no, no, it's not the ghazal.

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It's the singer
that's bothering me, Kazmi saab.

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To drop one of…
Momin's most exquisite couplets,

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-what could be a bigger crime than that?
-Let's hear it.

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Let's hear it.

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The one you called worthy and loyal…

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I am the one, my beloved

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Hope you remember our encounter…

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Vaah!

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Subhanallah!

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Vaah.

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I must say,
it's very rare to meet someone

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with such grace and nafasat
in this profession nowadays.

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Jee huzoor, lawyers nowadays
are only interested in showing off.

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Kaifiyat.

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What?

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Is he a big criminal lawyer?

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He's a big criminal…

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lawyer.

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What the hell, Cheema?

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Sorry, Mintu!

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But they had crispy samosas.

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He's showing off like this
because his uncle is a judge.

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The fucker has no idea
that our own father is a judge.

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I swear if I'd known beforehand
that we would meet here,

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I would've given the laddoos personally.

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I've sent them to your chamber.

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Along with a little gift.

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Huh.

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A token from me.

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DISTRICT COURT, PATPARGANJ, DELHI

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Didi.

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Why did you call me so early?

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I missed my Krav Maga class
because of this.

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You've already done your LLM.
Why study more?

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Start your practice
or you'll remain a legal virgin forever.

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-Didi, it's a--
-Here, take my…

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-lucky naada.
-Naada…

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What naada?
Didi, I said I was trying to get a case,

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not some silly naada.

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Are, now that you have your naada,
you will get a case from here.

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Cause list. These are all the cases
that will be handled in court today.

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But Didi,
advocates have already been assigned.

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Yeah, but they won't all show up.

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Some advocates
will have dropped their cases.

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Some may have dates that are clashing,
and some might not be up to it.

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Not up to it as in…?

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This is justice, not Pilates
that they're not "up to it".

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Are, just run through the whole cause list

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and go find those people
who are roaming free without an advocate.

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And if you need anyone's number,
go ask Vishwas, okay? See you.

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-Will he share them with me?
-He may not help anyone else.

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He'll help you.

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Thank… you.

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Boss, I don't know about that.
I'm issuing a notice against you.

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That's it.

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Don't do that, sir.
I'm telling you the truth, sir.

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-I put up a cause list this morning.
-Right.

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But someone took it.

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Yeah, you put it up
and then someone took it.

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Fuck off! First of all,
you don't do your job,

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then you give me this conspiracy theory--

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-Vishwas.
-Hold on, hold on.

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Do you… have Mangal Dheema's
contact information by any chance?

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-Good morning, Ani.
-Good morning.

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Oh, Mangal Dhee--
Just have a look at today's cause list.

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See! See! I told you, sir,

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I had put up the list and someone took it.

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Who is that?

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I'll deal with you later.

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Cause list.

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-What were you saying?
-Mangal Dheema.

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Uh, he's an advocate who's handling
eight legal matters in different courts

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and three of them are even clashing.

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Clashing? If the dates are clashing,

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the clients must be poor.

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There's a Buleswar…

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G-Gaya Prasad and Ram Bishal.

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They all sound like characters
from a tragic Premchand novel.

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This Mangalji… must be
a seva kendra lawyer.

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Seva kendra?

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Legal aid.

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-Wow.
-Mm.

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Mangalji provides so many
impoverished people with legal aid.

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Poor, poor. Tea?

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For the next three years,
I think I'm going to assist him.

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Vishwas, do you think
I could get his number?

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Of course you can.

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Listen, do you, um… do this for everyone
or are you doing this specially for me?

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If government officers like me
can't be of help to the elite like you,

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then… what's the point
of me being in this post at all?

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The number you're calling

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is currently switched off.

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Don't worry.
He's bound to come to court.

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Sir, the photo is of this nameplate.

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If Phoreyji complained
against us to the council,

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then why did he send us a copy?

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It's a slap in the face.

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Then why did he send us these laddoos?

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He's sending a kiss as well.

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A kiss along with a slap?

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Oh, veree, he's trying some BDSM with us.

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Are, this complaint is total rubbish.

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-Sir, how is this nameplate illegal?
-Are, it is.

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It's against the rules
set by the bar council.

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It's written here,
"An advocate signboard or nameplate

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displayed publicly or otherwise,
should be of a reasonable size."

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And who the hell is going to decide
what's a reasonable size, huh, Munshiji?

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A nameplate should not be bigger
than this size.

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It goes on to say,

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"Additionally, the signboard or nameplate

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should not indicate
that he or she, is or has,

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been president, chairman, office bearer
of the bar council or any associations."

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So you can be
the president of the bar association,

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but you can't mention it?

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In our profession,
no one believes anything

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until it's in writing.

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Oye, what is this nonsense law?

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Not law, rule.

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And Visheshwar, a rule has been broken.

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You nameplate is much bigger
than it should be

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and it has "President Bar Association"
written on it.

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Hello?

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Yes?

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Yes, I, uh…

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received a copy of the complaint.

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Thank you.

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That was Kazmi on the phone.

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The council is holding
a committee meeting.

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My nomination might get canceled.

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Nomination might get canceled?

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Tyagi, I swear I want to hit
this fucker's face with my elbow

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and get a charge sheet
filed against myself!

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I want to tear his mustache off
and shove it down his throat!

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Rip his dick off and make a tie off it!

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Mintu, yaar.

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Everyone, leave the room for two minutes.
I want to be alone. Go outside, please.

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Come on, Mintu.

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Ram Bishal versus Gaya Prasad.

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Gaya Prasadji?

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Gaya-- Gaya Prasadji?

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Mr. Gaya Prasad?

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I'll tell you what to do.

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-Mr. Buleswar?
-No, ma'am.

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-Mr. Buleswar?
-No, ma'am.

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-Mr. Buleswar?
-No, no.

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Mr. Buleswar?

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Yes, that's me!

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-You're Mr. Buleswar?
-Huh.

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Buleswar!

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So, Buleswarji,
what is your matter exactly?

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Compensation.

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Someone's truck hit my buffalo.

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-Buleswarji.
-Yes?

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-Please come sit here.
-Okay.

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So Mangalji also deals
with restitution matters.

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I don't know
how he handles all this stress.

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By the way, where is Mangalji?

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Huh?

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Don't worry, it's vegan. You can have it.

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Mangalji?

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Mangalji is not coming.

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He told me to ask for a court date.

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How did he do that?
His phone's not reachable.

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Not today. He told me this
three years ago at the seva kendra.

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I have been asking
for the dates since then.

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-Really, for three years?
-Yeah.

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Mangalji is never free to come.

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How can he?

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When he's so overworked.

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You know how many cases he's dealing with?

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But don't worry.

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I'm going to assist him now
and everything's going to be fine, okay?

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You will get clean drinking water
at this canteen.

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That gutter water you are drinking
will give you cholera.

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Don't worry, it's, um, alkaline water.

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It's completely safe.

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So, uh, where does Mangalji sit?

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-Mangalji?
-Yeah.

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Must be in his room.

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-Tsk. Where is his room?
-In his house.

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Where is his house?

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I don't know.

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Buleswarji…

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that man is working day and night
just to get justice for your buffalo.

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And you don't have his number
nor his address?

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What do you have? Tell me.

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Hmm. This.

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NOTARY, MANGAL DHEEMA,
BA LLB, ADVOCATE

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DHEEME DHEEME

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So what would you like?

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A facial?

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Kundalini awakening?

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It's stress relieving.

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Oh, no, thank you.

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I'm actually here to meet Mangal Dheemaji.

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I'm a big fan of his work.

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I am him.

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Oh, but you're… you're an advocate, right?

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Yeah, I am that too.

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But I am this too.

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Ha! He's both, man. Two-in-one.

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I just want to help you

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so that you can further help
people in need.

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You know,
the… impoverished sections of society.

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-What sections?
-Are, poor, poor.

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Ah!

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Now I get it.

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Now you get what?

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World peace.

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Amnesty International!

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Magsaysay type!

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Don't worry. I got it. I got it.

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I've heard a lot about people like you.

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But I'm seeing one for the first time.

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Don't worry, I know
exactly what you people are looking for.

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I'm part of the Free the Nipple campaign
as well, you know?

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All the poor--

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Im… poverished sec… tion cases.

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Flood victims.

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Riot victims.

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Drug addicts.

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Victims of violence.

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A few are crowdfunded by Ketto as well.

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They are the premium poor.
Everything you want is here.

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Per case, 20,000.

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What?

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If you pay me a lump sum,
I'll bring the price down some.

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Munshiji, why are we sitting outside?

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Oye, there are some men
who prefer to cry alone.

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He isn't crying.

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He's opening.

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What?

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He's opening a door.

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Huh?

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I can't hear anything. Can you?

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Are, our friend, Tyagi's father,

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Justice Sarveshwar Dayal Tyagi,
used to tell us a story.

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Chintan Dasji was a prominent lawyer.

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He had made up his mind to leave his firm

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to his younger son Sanatan
after his death.

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He used to believe
that his younger son was the true lawyer.

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But… his elder son, Puratan,
couldn't accept this.

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First of all, he was older,

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and he also thought he was
a much better lawyer than his brother.

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So Chintan Dasji set up a test.

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He made Puratan and Sanatan follow him
into a massive empty room.

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And he said, "I am going to lock this door
from the outside.

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The first person to come out of this room
will be considered the true lawyer.

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And the firm will go to him."

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Did the room have a window?

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No.

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Any tunnels or lanterns?

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An attached bathroom?

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Those were the things
Puratan kept looking for.

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But he simply couldn't find
another way out.

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Are, but that means
there was no way to get out, right?

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Yeah.

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That's the kind of thinking
that made Puratan give up.

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But Sanatan managed to get out.

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He was a shape-shifting snake.

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No. Sanatan was a true lawyer.

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He went to the door and turned the handle

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to see if it was open or not.

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The door was open.

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Oye, this Sanatan guy just took
a lucky shot, nothing else.

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Huh.

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"The door is closed."

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That made all the difference.

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You see, when an ordinary man
hears these words,

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he either goes another way…
or he gives up defeated.

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But a true lawyer…
starts asking questions.

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"Is the door really closed?"

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"Who is it closed for?"

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"How long is it closed for?"
"Who ordered the door to be closed?"

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And he keeps asking
all kinds of questions until the door is--

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Are you coming or not?

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-Law?
-Yes, sir?

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-Prepare a show cause notice.
-Okay.

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-Mintu.
-Mm?

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Make calls to every president
in the Delhi Court.

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-Order, you need to go to Shahdara.
-Yes, sir?

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Abe! Are, go and tell him he needs
to pick up the drummer from there.

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The drummer? What are you about to do?

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Mintu.

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The whole bloody town should know
what I'm about to do.

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When the judge sees that Didi is
the lawyer representing your case,

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he'll know
you are on the right side of the law.

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Didi doesn't need to argue.

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Didi is the argument.

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Didi, Vishwas…

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That Mangal Dheema…
He's a cheat! He's a fraud!

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And he's a scamster!

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Hmm.

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What is this?

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A complaint.

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Against Mangal Dheema.

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Ma'am, you trusted this man

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and put him in charge
of Mr. Buleswar's case.

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But he isn't doing anything about it.

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Mr. Buleswar himself has got dates
for three years.

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Listen, only Mr. Buleswar can file a case
against him or the court.

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You have no locus standi here.

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I cannot accept this complaint.

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-But--
-No, no, no, no, no.

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You cannot refuse to accept a complaint.

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Yeah, whether you choose to do something
about it or not is entirely up to you,

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but you have to accept the complaint.

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Look, I'm a Class 1
government employee myself.

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You will accept this complaint
and you'll sign for it as well.

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Otherwise, based on a complaint from me,
action will be taken against you.

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Signature.

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Thank you.

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-You complained against me?
-Yes.

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My license will get canceled.

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Absolutely.

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If I don't do what you say, then…

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Yeah.

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That's the remote for the AC.

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But if I do what you tell me to…

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…then you will handle this case
and I'll get to collect the fees?

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Yeah.

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-Huh?
-Yeah.

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That's great!

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Here you go.

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-What--
-Asshole!

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You think you can try
this slap and kiss shit with a lawyer?

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-Slap and kiss?
-Go and revoke my license.

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-Go on.
-Uh…

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Do you think I pay my bills
by the money I earn as a lawyer?

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You relax, huh?

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His main line of work is acupuncture.

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He's a lawyer only part-time.

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Idiot, even acupuncture is part-time.

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My main job is facials.

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-Oh.
-Do you want one?

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Actually-- No, thank you.

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Get out.

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-Look here, the complaint--
-Get out!

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One second, one second, one second…

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Sit down. Sit down. Sit down.

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Mr. Lawyer…

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your main job is doing facials?

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-Now do--
-No, no, no, no.

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You're a full-time beautician
and you're ignoring her?

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Mr. Lawyer, check her out.
I mean, take a good look at her.

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The ultimate glamor girl
standing right in front of you

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and you're ignoring her?

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Once she starts coming here regularly,

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your salon will reach heights
you can't even imagine right now.

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You think she's some ordinary woman?

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She's from South Delhi.

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Are, you know the salon she goes to
to get a facial done?

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While applying cream on her face,

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they serve a complimentary juice
worth 150 rupees, did you know that, huh?

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Huh?

21:11.440 --> 21:14.840
And once she becomes
one of your regular customers, Mr. Lawyer,

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I'm telling you,

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all the ladies in Laxmi Nagar
will line up for your facial

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and that aqua type of puncture

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that you do.

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I tried this once before.

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The foreign-returned urban types.

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They all got pissed off.

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This kind of thing doesn't work here.

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They like things more rustic.

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-More rustic?
-More relatable.

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What does he think?

21:59.760 --> 22:01.800
He walks around
like some kind of a big shot.

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Now, watch how they cut him down to size.

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There he is. Seems to be in a good mood.

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He's here.

22:17.520 --> 22:18.520
Tyagiji,

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are you willing to acknowledge
that putting up a nameplate of this size

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is completely against the rules
and guidelines of the Bar Council?

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Yes, I do.

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Then you must be aware
that the council has full authority

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to take appropriate action
against you for this violation.

22:40.000 --> 22:41.360
Yes.

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Chapter 4, Section 5.3.

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Well, I thank you for your candor.

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I have nothing further to add to this.

22:49.760 --> 22:52.840
The members of the panel will decide

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what is the right course of action
to take against you.

22:56.800 --> 22:57.760
Objection, sir.

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Kazmi saab, why this action against me?

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Action should be taken
against the owner of the nameplate.

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-Are, it is his nameplate.
-Yeah.

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Kindly elaborate, Tyagi saab.
What exactly are you trying to say?

23:12.520 --> 23:15.360
The thing is, Kazmi saab,
there's been a misunderstanding.

23:15.439 --> 23:19.520
You see "VD Tyagi" on the nameplate
but actually, it's not really a name.

23:19.600 --> 23:20.760
It's a logo.

23:21.560 --> 23:24.679
For example,
a lot of companies have logos, right?

23:24.760 --> 23:25.640
A sign.

23:25.720 --> 23:28.159
But sometimes,
we find very difficult to read.

23:28.240 --> 23:31.240
But then, there are other companies
that have logos that we can read

23:31.320 --> 23:32.360
without any problem.

23:32.439 --> 23:35.760
So "VD Tyagi And Associates" is a logo,

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not a nameplate.

23:38.200 --> 23:40.720
So, now to say this, Kazmi saab,

23:40.800 --> 23:44.800
that the nameplate is too big
and the letters are too big,

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this is…

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…this is not a valid complaint,

23:47.200 --> 23:48.560
-Kazmi saab.
-Hey, one minute, one minute!

23:48.640 --> 23:51.800
If… if this is not a name and only a logo,

23:51.880 --> 23:54.640
then why is
"President, Patparganj Bar Association"

23:54.720 --> 23:55.640
written at the bottom?

23:55.720 --> 23:57.280
Tell me, huh?

23:57.360 --> 24:00.280
No, no. Are you the president
or is the firm?

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Tell me.

24:01.280 --> 24:03.640
You're absolutely right.
I'm the president.

24:04.280 --> 24:06.240
So who gave this firm the authority

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to write
"President of the Bar Association"?

24:08.240 --> 24:09.360
That's what I want to know.

24:09.439 --> 24:11.640
Should this question
be put to me or the firm?

24:11.720 --> 24:13.960
Look, the law is very clear, Kazmi saab.

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That individuals and firms
are two separate entities.

24:17.520 --> 24:20.880
Therefore, I'm separate
and my firm is separate. Correct?

24:20.960 --> 24:25.320
And sir, I would like to inform the panel
that as soon as I found out about this,

24:25.399 --> 24:28.760
I followed the bylaws
of the Patparganj Bar Association.

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And I sent the firm
a show cause notice immediately.

24:32.520 --> 24:33.600
One minute, sir. Mintu.

24:35.080 --> 24:37.600
-Has he gone crazy?
-What is he doing?

24:37.679 --> 24:38.640
Sir, look at these.

24:38.720 --> 24:40.800
Rajdeep Sehgal. Parimal Jha.

24:40.880 --> 24:42.520
Sir, just look at their nameplates.

24:42.600 --> 24:44.080
Advocate Gaurav Sharma.

24:44.159 --> 24:45.960
Look at the size of the nameplates.

24:46.040 --> 24:48.880
Shima Trivedi, Saurabh Khanna…

24:48.960 --> 24:50.439
Take a good look at them, sir.

24:51.919 --> 24:54.720
Sir, it looks like…

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I'm not alone, sir.

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He is making a fool out of everyone.

25:05.320 --> 25:06.159
Say something.

25:06.880 --> 25:11.360
I hope VD Tyagi's nomination
as an individual

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is accepted by the council.

25:14.080 --> 25:17.040
Based on the precedent
said by the council today,

25:18.120 --> 25:21.919
action will have to be taken…
against everyone.

25:25.480 --> 25:29.240
Tyagi saab, you can start
your preparations for the elections.

25:29.320 --> 25:31.320
Are, what do you mean,
"start your preparations"?

25:31.399 --> 25:33.600
Is this some kind of joke
or something? Hey!

25:34.360 --> 25:35.679
Um, Kazmi saab…

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this reminds me of a couplet
by Wasim saab, if I may?

25:42.960 --> 25:44.080
Let's hear it.

25:45.720 --> 25:47.080
This life is a carnival!

25:47.800 --> 25:49.840
What good are promises here?

25:49.919 --> 25:50.760
Vaah!

25:50.840 --> 25:52.520
Life is a carnival!

25:52.600 --> 25:54.679
What good are promises here?

25:54.760 --> 25:55.919
When the sun sets

25:56.640 --> 25:58.919
Everyone will take his own path!

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O' Wasim…

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It takes guts

26:06.120 --> 26:08.240
To fulfill enmity with someone!

26:09.040 --> 26:10.679
How can one

26:10.760 --> 26:12.919
Take revenge against anyone

26:13.439 --> 26:14.439
Who is untrue to himself?

26:26.520 --> 26:27.720
Loved the laddoos.

26:39.199 --> 26:40.560
Subhanallah!

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Didi!

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My first case.

27:23.480 --> 27:25.640
-Aha!
-Oh!

27:49.080 --> 27:50.199
Thank you.

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I really enjoyed getting a lift
in your car today.

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-Anytime, Didi.
-You're looking nice.

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-Thanks.
-Pretty.

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-Are you excited?
-Yeah.

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-Have you had yogurt and sugar?
-No.

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And who are you?

28:17.840 --> 28:19.720
What do you mean? I'm this man's lawyer.

28:19.800 --> 28:22.120
And I am going to ask the questions,
who are you?

28:22.679 --> 28:24.240
Saab, I told you about her.

28:24.320 --> 28:28.040
Ah! The girl who drinks water
from the gutter. This is her, huh? Okay.

28:28.120 --> 28:31.919
Sir, I think there's been some confusion.
I'm a part of Mangal Dheemaji's team.

28:32.000 --> 28:34.080
And I am going to get restitution
for his buffalo.

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Someone filed a complaint
against Mangal Dheemaji.

28:37.919 --> 28:38.800
Huh?

28:38.880 --> 28:40.640
Some lawyer called Ananya Shroff.

28:40.720 --> 28:42.800
So I'm handling all the matters for now.

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That means you cannot argue on his behalf.

28:45.679 --> 28:47.600
Thank you very much for the file.

28:47.679 --> 28:49.320
Come on. It's our turn.
Let's go, let's go!

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We need a court date as well. Let's go.

28:52.399 --> 28:54.959
But sir, how can you just-- Sir!

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The things I have done
to get this case, yaar.

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You've done?

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Please remember the things that I've done.

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DHEEME DHEEME

29:14.840 --> 29:20.639
DHEEME DHEEME

29:24.879 --> 29:28.439
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OWING TO POOR LEGAL AID

29:29.480 --> 29:33.639
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