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Uncle.

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Those who have nobody

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have nobody.

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All they have is their lawyer.

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Please try to understand.

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-Look, your case is a matter of insanity.
-Mm.

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It's going to take a minimum of

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five to six years to resolve completely.

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-Six years?
-Yes.

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We'll spend 15,000 just coming
and going by auto rickshaw!

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Listen, sir.

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I'm just an ordinary lawyer.

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The rest is in the hands
of the One Upstairs.

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You're right, lawyer saab!

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The One Upstairs has
a lot of blessings to give.

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Whoa!

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Are! Are! Are!

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Hey, Cheema! Cheema!

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Here's the culprit! Catch him!

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Hey, you bastards!

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Oy, oy, oy! This is my money!
Keep your hands off it!

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Then how will we pick it up, buddy?

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Hey, you're a lawyer too!
You should not-- Beta, you are--

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First, tell your seniors to stop!

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Mathur saab, what the hell are you doing?

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Nothing, Cheema!
I was collecting it for you.

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I made the down payment for your car!

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I've got enough to buy a bike!

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Are, assholes!
You are stealing from one of your own!

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We needed 15,000.

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But we have more than 18,000!

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Hey! Have some shame, you little idiot!

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Do you even know
we worship you like a God?

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And look at the mess you have made here!

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Your Honor, first there is a slight tap,
then there is a tight slap.

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Then there is a hard smack
and the worst is to get head whack.

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This is what this scoundrel does!

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Him?

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Your Honor, don't be fooled
by his cute face.

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He's very cunning.

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He knows exactly
how to harass each lawyer.

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He robs the civil lawyers,

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slaps all the criminal lawyers,
and the corporate lawyers.

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He spits in their faces.

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Your Honor, I'm telling you

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this is one monkey
who's not monkeying around.

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Your Honor,
he's not the only one.

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There are 89 more like him.

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Huh?

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I've counted them.

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You people are overreacting
a little today, I think.

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Overreacting?

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Your Honor, he stole
all of Cheema's money.

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And here, our Gopalji…

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Last week, this fellow left a map
of Uganda on his face! Look at it!

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And where is our Dholiya? He is here.

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Show the judge what map he made for you.

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Hey, Dholiya!

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You are in front of a judge,
behave yourself.

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Bainsla sir…

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it looks like we only have

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one solution available.

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Nice!

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Very nice!

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Nice? You call this nice?

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This is not nice.

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This is contempt.

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Contempt.

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To present this to the chief judge.

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What an unbecoming proposition!

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How could you do such a thing?

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Bringing a man dressed
as a monkey in front of a judge?

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Sir, sir, this is not a monkey,
this is a langur.

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It's a fact of nature.

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That when a monkey looks
at a langur, he gets scared.

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-Hey, Shambhu.
-Mm.

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Show, sir, how you can sound
like a langur. Come on.

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Ooh! Ooh!

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Ooh! Ooh!

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Are!

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Ooh!

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Are! Shush! Shambhu, Shambhu!

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Enough, enough.

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Sir, he needs some practice,

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but he'll improvise
in front of the monkeys, sir.

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Sir, this idea is not only sustainable,
it's indigenous as well.

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A Delhi model, sir,
a trial run from the parliament house

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-to the president--
-Shut up!

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Do you really think the chief judge
is going to allow this?

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Mm. Of course not, Ghosh saab.

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If we don't do this then… what do we do?

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Vishwas…

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find something else.

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Yes, sir, yes.

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Sir, six months ago,
you issued a tender saying

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we should take them back to the jungle.

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Not a month went by
and they were back on campus.

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Then you sanctioned the use of slingshots.

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That also didn't work.

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In the last three months,

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these monkeys have made life
a living hell in this place.

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I mean, it's heartbreaking, sir.

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Every lawyer that comes to my chamber
looks traumatized.

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And a crying lawyer looks disgusting.

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Sir, this is not acceptable.

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I'm sorry, but if no solution is found…

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then we are going on strike!

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Hello.

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Yes, I'm in madam's car.

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She's driving me to court now.

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We'll get it from there.

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-Uh, what will we get, madamji?
-Stay.

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Then the bank won't be able
to cut down your crops.

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See that? The bank won't be able
to cut the crops.

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What?

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They have started the harvester already?

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Ask her to stall them
for two to three hours

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till we manage to get a stay.

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Stay will work.

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She is saying we don't want a stay,
we want our crops.

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Only if we get a stay can we stop them
from cutting your paddy.

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Not paddy, wheat.

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Paddy, wheat, same thing, right?

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"Sem" is a vegetable.

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Madamji, I was saying that, uh,
let's bribe them and get this over with.

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But why should we bribe them?
Jurisprudence is on our side!

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Ju…

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Okay.

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-Monkey!
-Go back!

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-Monkey!
-Go back!

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Till we are free of all monkeys!

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-We'll be fighting! We'll be fighting!
-Madamji…

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What is going on?

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They are saying "Monkey, go back."

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No cars are allowed inside!

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Sir, please! Please clear the way.

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I have to go inside.
It's a very urgent matter.

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The court is not handling any matters.

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We are on strike today. Strike!

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-We want action right now!
-What strike? Uh, sir?

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If you want to go on strike,
please go ahead,

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-but how can you stop others?
-We want action right now!

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Sir, the Supreme Court
has made it very clear,

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-this is illegal.
-We want action right now!

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-Sir!
-Right now! Right now!

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-Until we are free of all monkeys!
-Madam.

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When is Juris-Prudis Sir
coming to meet us?

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We'll be fighting! We'll be fighting!

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We want action right now!

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With all due respect, sir.

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The bar is completely in sync
with the bench.

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Then why is this strike
happening at your court?

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It's all under control, sir.

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Uh, rest assured.

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It will be over soon.

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I'm on top of it, sir.

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Strikes like these could
leave a stain on your stellar career.

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Bainsla, keep an eye on it.

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Yes, Your Honor.

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In fact,

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-it has my undivided attention.
-Resolve it.

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Okay, sir.

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What is this, Vishwas?

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It's the Rewari model, sir.

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Ugh.

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Your Honor, this looks like shit.

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It's the Rewari model shit, sir.

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Lion shit.

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Monkeys fear lions,
just as much as us human beings do.

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The farmers of Rewari are very clever.

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They scatter lion shit
all over their fields

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to drive away the monkeys.

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The smell of that lion shit--

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Can you please stop using this word
in my chamber, please?

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She is absolutely right.

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-How can you use language like this?
-I'm sorry.

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Uh, Your Honor…

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is "poop" okay?

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Tyagi?

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Sir.

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Potty?

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Polka… Kaka?

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Stool.

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Sir, can we try "poo-poo"?

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That's what you say to children,

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-what's wrong with you?
-Excreta.

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We will proceed with excreta, okay?

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Good choice, ma'am. Excreta is very good.

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So then, uh, we'll scatter
the lion's excreta

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all over the premises,

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the monkeys will run away
and problem solved.

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And where did you get
the lion's excreta from?

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Ma'am, we got this from the Delhi Zoo.

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Unfortunately,
they only have one lion left.

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So we could only get 300 grams.

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-Whereas what we need is 30 kilograms.
-Thirty kilograms?

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Bags with 300 grams of excreta
will be hung everywhere,

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outside your office,
in the corridor, in the foyer.

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Your Honor, that's where lawyers sit.

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Sir, uh, we're trying to save them, right?

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Hmm.

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Your Honor.

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It's not just the lawyers
who'll be stinking of this.

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They'll bring the very same stench
into your courtroom.

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And your "Order-order"
will become "Odor-odor."

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Vishwas.

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Please think of a new model.

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Sure, ma'am.

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Didi!

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This is my house-help's spouse.

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The bank is forcibly cutting his crops

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and the lawyers aren't allowing me
to enter the judge's block.

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Good. They're doing the right thing.
There's a strike happening.

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Come on, both of you,
start making posters.

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Are, what the hell are you doing,
Daleel bhai?

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Uh, didi, this will be my first case.

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Help me tie my first naada.

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So to help you tie your first naada,

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should the entire association
rob their banks?

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Are!

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If you want to go on strike, be my guest,
but how can you force others?

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Ani, had it been anyone else,

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I would have plucked every hair
on their head and left them bald.

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What do you mean?

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Why are you giving her a warning?

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You could have warned us as well.

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What?

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They've already cut half an acre?

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There are only two acres left.

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Didi, I am going inside.

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-Jurisprudence is on our side.
-Oh, yeah?

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Daleel!

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Huh? No, no, no.

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Don't… Don't come close to me.

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I… I dare you!

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You know what? I… I double dare you!

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I-- Shit!

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-His-- Let go of him!
-What did I do, bhaiya?

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I didn't even want to come to court.

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He getting legal remedy
is his constitutional right!

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Dammit! My maid is going to go
on strike now!

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Listen…

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Until the monkeys are free…

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We'll be fighting!
We'll be fighting!

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Ow.

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Bhaiya, don't hit me very hard.

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I can't take the pain.

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Sir, apart from a few idiots,

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all the lawyers
are in support of this strike.

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Tyagi sir is looking like
a strong president.

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Oh, I'm even getting calls
of support from Jhilmil.

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Phorey must be dying of jealousy.

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Order, they wrote the wrong thing
on this placard.

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-No?
-Read it.

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"Until the monkeys are free,
we'll keep fighting, we'll keep fighting!"

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-So what's wrong with that?
-Are, the meaning of this is,

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until the monkeys get their freedom,
we'll keep fighting!

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No, no, no!

00:10:24.560 --> 00:10:28.240 align:center
"Until the monkeys are free,"
means the monkeys are already free.

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And as long as the monkeys are free,
we'll keep fighting, we'll keep fighting.

00:10:30.680 --> 00:10:32.600 align:center
-It's very simple.
-Listen, where's Mr. President?

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I seek his audience at the earliest.

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Uh…

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Tyagi is busy. Strike's on.

00:10:38.720 --> 00:10:39.959 align:center
You tell me, what's the matter?

00:10:40.040 --> 00:10:41.640 align:center
Please call off the strike right now.

00:10:41.720 --> 00:10:43.680 align:center
How can the president
just call for a strike?

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Oh, if the president of the
bar association can't call a strike,

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should my mother's sister do it?

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Laughter track.

00:10:48.839 --> 00:10:50.600 align:center
It's justice we're talking about.

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Not some episode
that you can pause whenever you want.

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-Sir, my client needs instant relief.
-Client?

00:10:56.360 --> 00:10:57.360 align:center
You've got a client?

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Yeah, today.

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Then what about our relief?

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Who's going to support us lawyers?

00:11:02.120 --> 00:11:03.480 align:center
Banks don't want to give us loans.

00:11:03.560 --> 00:11:05.000 align:center
Landlords don't give us houses.

00:11:05.079 --> 00:11:06.199 align:center
And fathers don't give us their daughters,

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but we should give everyone relief?

00:11:08.079 --> 00:11:10.199 align:center
I heard about the girl problem,
but no bank loan?

00:11:10.280 --> 00:11:11.560 align:center
What are you saying?

00:11:11.640 --> 00:11:12.600 align:center
Look, madamji.

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Neither are we calling off the strike

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nor are you going to present
your matter today.

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Look, please don't lose hope.

00:11:18.920 --> 00:11:20.560 align:center
I have already entered the judges' block.

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Now just wait and watch
how I put an end to this stupid strike.

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What is this?

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Tea.

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What the hell is happening in this court?

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Howzat!

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Howzat!

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It's out, sir! Out! Out!
Out, sir! Out, out, out!

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Only one-tip-one-hand is allowed,
but you used both hands. I saw it.

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But this is not fair, sir.

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I'll hold you in contempt, non-bailable.

00:11:43.320 --> 00:11:44.800 align:center
-Please bat, sir.
-Now, bowl.

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Ah, it's out! It's out!
It's out! It's out!

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-Out! Out!
-Out! Out!

00:11:50.520 --> 00:11:52.520 align:center
No. These… these are five stumps here.

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You can only get out with these three,
not these two.

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But who plays with five stumps, sir?

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I'll hold you in contempt. Non-bailable.

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God! Look at the mess the association
has made in this court.

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Vishwas!

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I want to file a complaint
against the association--

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You got scared? She got scared! It worked.

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Are, this is our Imli.

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She's our good dog.

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Imli! Imli!

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What is this, Vishwas?

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The Karnataka model.

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Monkeys are very scared of tigers.

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So the farmers of Karnataka
painted their pet dogs

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to make them look like tigers.

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-Genius!
-Really?

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Reality is stranger than fiction.

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And ground reality
is stranger than non-fiction.

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You need therapy.

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You turned a dog into a fricking lion?

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I was happy to turn a man into a langur.

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But they told me the idea was undignified.

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So this was your idea?

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Mm.

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Are, it's a very good idea, didi.

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You know there were two monkeys mating
behind the canteen.

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When they saw me like this,
they stopped and ran away.

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But why were you watching monkeys mate?

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So what? I was watching them as well.

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You guys are gonna drive me mad.

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Vishwas, listen.

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Hmm?

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I want to raise a complaint
with Bainsla sir,

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this… this illegal strike has to stop,
please!

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Look, the court will only
accept your complaint

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after the strike is over.

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And the strike will only end

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when the court accepts
the demands of the association.

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Now if the court itself accepts
all of their demands,

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how can they declare
the strike as illegal?

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So this strike isn't going to end
the way you want it to.

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But your ideas
aren't going to end it either, right?

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If… this idea seems undignified…

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-Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
-Hey!

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Shambhu! Shambhu!
Shambhu! Shambhu! Shambhu!

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Shambhu! What?

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Then how is this dignified?

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Vaah! Vaah! Vaah! Vaah! Vaah!

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What's that for?

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What a sher, sir!

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Good one.

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Are, animal print, sir.

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Take a look.

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From Julie to the Kardashians,

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and from Janhvi to Disha,
they all love tiger prints.

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Sorry!

00:14:09.079 --> 00:14:11.560 align:center
So why can't our Imli
have a preference for lion, sir?

00:14:11.640 --> 00:14:12.640 align:center
Look at her, sir.

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She was looking at herself in the mirror
and wagging her tail.

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Why are you telling me so much
about Imli's emotions?

00:14:19.240 --> 00:14:21.959 align:center
Sir, because someone will raise
an objection this time as well.

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Animal cruelty, animal rights…

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Sir, once all these issues are raised,
this idea will also be rejected.

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Yes, sir.

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I was such a good idea and I got rejected.

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Sir, can I say something?

00:14:33.959 --> 00:14:35.920 align:center
Bainsla ma'am is usually very practical.

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But I don't know what's happened
to her this time.

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Sir, we need your help
to push this idea forward somehow.

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You want this strike to end as well,
don't you?

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As long as monkeys
are free to roam…

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Work will stop
and we stay at home!

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Monkey, stop your terror tactics!

00:14:53.680 --> 00:14:55.800 align:center
We won't take it!
We won't take it!

00:14:55.880 --> 00:14:57.839 align:center
Monkey, stop your terror tactics!

00:14:57.920 --> 00:14:59.959 align:center
We won't take it!
We won't take it!

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Madam, they have cut one and a half acres.

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There's only one acre left.

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Listen, please don't lose hope.

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I'm going to start a protest
against this strike.

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In the morning you tried
to protest,

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I got locked up here.

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Now what will happen?

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Look, nothing's gonna happen.

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I have the support of all these lawyers.

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They are also against the strike, okay?

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-We won't take it!
-These people?

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Ready, everyone?

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Let's do this. Okay?

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Lawyer strike!

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-We won't take it!
-It's illegal!

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We won't take it!
We won't take it!

00:15:32.280 --> 00:15:33.640 align:center
Monkey, stop your terror tactics!

00:15:33.719 --> 00:15:35.439 align:center
Lawyer strike!

00:15:35.520 --> 00:15:37.160 align:center
-We won't take it!
-It's illegal!

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"It's illegal" final, okay?

00:15:39.360 --> 00:15:41.120 align:center
-Lawyer strike!
-It's illegal!

00:15:41.199 --> 00:15:43.319 align:center
-Lawyer strike!
-It's illegal!

00:15:43.400 --> 00:15:45.240 align:center
-Lawyer strike!
-It's illegal!

00:15:45.319 --> 00:15:47.240 align:center
-The association's demands…
-Must be made!

00:15:47.319 --> 00:15:48.719 align:center
Take them back!

00:15:48.800 --> 00:15:50.719 align:center
-The association's demands…
-Must be made!

00:15:50.800 --> 00:15:51.800 align:center
Take them back!

00:15:51.880 --> 00:15:54.079 align:center
-The association's demands…
-Must be made!

00:15:54.160 --> 00:15:55.719 align:center
Take them back!

00:15:55.800 --> 00:15:58.760 align:center
-The association's demands…
-Must be made! Must be made!

00:15:58.839 --> 00:16:00.719 align:center
-The association's demands…
-Must be made!

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The reputation of the bar
and the bench lies--

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Why don't you spend a little money

00:16:07.120 --> 00:16:09.599 align:center
and get yourself a decent pair of glasses?

00:16:09.680 --> 00:16:12.079 align:center
You're constantly wiping this whole thing.

00:16:13.079 --> 00:16:14.880 align:center
It's a Pollard, Your Honor. Triple S.

00:16:14.959 --> 00:16:17.439 align:center
Subramaniam, Salve, Sibal,

00:16:17.520 --> 00:16:20.920 align:center
they all wear this brand
and it's very expensive.

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All right.

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So you've preserved
the dignity of the bar.

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Now preserve the dignity of the bench.

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End the strike now.

00:16:29.000 --> 00:16:30.880 align:center
I want to end the strike, Your Honor,

00:16:30.959 --> 00:16:33.000 align:center
but I can't see the solution.

00:16:33.640 --> 00:16:36.400 align:center
Now if I back down without a solution,
just imagine

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-what it will do to my election.
-Right.

00:16:38.800 --> 00:16:40.719 align:center
And especially since your opponent
is Phorey.

00:16:41.520 --> 00:16:43.000 align:center
I understand, Tyagi.

00:16:43.079 --> 00:16:45.199 align:center
I was a lawyer before becoming a judge.

00:16:46.040 --> 00:16:47.359 align:center
Ghosh doesn't understand.

00:16:48.280 --> 00:16:49.640 align:center
He went straight to being a judge.

00:16:49.719 --> 00:16:52.359 align:center
Now if I issue an order
without consulting him,

00:16:52.439 --> 00:16:53.760 align:center
a report will be sent up,

00:16:53.839 --> 00:16:56.839 align:center
saying I don't work well
with my fellow judges.

00:16:56.920 --> 00:16:58.839 align:center
And if I listen to Ghosh,

00:16:58.920 --> 00:17:02.000 align:center
there will still be a report
saying this strike was mismanaged.

00:17:02.079 --> 00:17:04.680 align:center
What I don't understand, Your Honor,
is why Ghosh saab

00:17:04.760 --> 00:17:07.560 align:center
has such a big problem
with Shambhu becoming a langur!

00:17:07.639 --> 00:17:09.880 align:center
Human dignity.

00:17:09.960 --> 00:17:11.399 align:center
Human dignity?

00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:14.800 align:center
Why does Ghosh saab like to raise
such big issues in the district court?

00:17:14.880 --> 00:17:17.000 align:center
Tell him to go
and do it in the Supreme Court.

00:17:18.560 --> 00:17:19.880 align:center
He can't do that.

00:17:20.880 --> 00:17:22.240 align:center
He's first-generation.

00:17:22.319 --> 00:17:24.640 align:center
Ah…

00:17:25.560 --> 00:17:26.720 align:center
Understood.

00:17:26.800 --> 00:17:30.360 align:center
That means I'll have to make sure
that he gets an ego massage

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and that too, deep tissue.

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Me? No. No way! Not me.

00:17:37.280 --> 00:17:38.320 align:center
Then who else?

00:17:42.640 --> 00:17:45.960 align:center
You are the only one in this entire court

00:17:46.600 --> 00:17:49.560 align:center
who seems to truly appreciate
my point of view.

00:17:50.840 --> 00:17:56.000 align:center
Because we have trained and worked
under the tutelage of Venkat Subramaniam.

00:17:57.040 --> 00:18:00.040 align:center
He enlightened the nation
on human dignity.

00:18:00.960 --> 00:18:03.360 align:center
He even considered rickshaw-pulling

00:18:03.440 --> 00:18:05.600 align:center
to be against human dignity.

00:18:06.200 --> 00:18:08.800 align:center
And now, look at this court,

00:18:08.880 --> 00:18:11.280 align:center
no one seems to have
a problem with this idea.

00:18:17.240 --> 00:18:20.680 align:center
So let's hear it, what kind of sounds
have they asked you to make?

00:18:28.000 --> 00:18:29.960 align:center
What else have they asked you to do?

00:18:30.040 --> 00:18:31.760 align:center
I've been asked to scare them, Your Honor.

00:18:37.560 --> 00:18:38.960 align:center
Are!

00:18:39.040 --> 00:18:40.679 align:center
Enough, son, enough!

00:18:42.320 --> 00:18:47.240 align:center
When society sees him
conduct himself like this,

00:18:47.320 --> 00:18:49.120 align:center
what respect will they have for him?

00:18:50.600 --> 00:18:51.960 align:center
Are you married?

00:18:52.040 --> 00:18:53.280 align:center
Not yet, Your Honor.

00:18:53.360 --> 00:18:54.760 align:center
And now you never will be.

00:18:55.880 --> 00:18:58.000 align:center
Not after what you've done to yourself.

00:19:00.000 --> 00:19:03.320 align:center
Society will always look down upon him.

00:19:05.560 --> 00:19:06.679 align:center
You can leave, son.

00:19:12.000 --> 00:19:13.840 align:center
Not necessarily, Your Honor.

00:19:14.880 --> 00:19:15.760 align:center
Why?

00:19:16.520 --> 00:19:20.440 align:center
Actually, society doesn't judge us
only by our job or profession.

00:19:21.320 --> 00:19:22.560 align:center
They also look at incentive.

00:19:23.120 --> 00:19:23.960 align:center
What do you mean?

00:19:24.040 --> 00:19:26.280 align:center
Back in our time, law graduates

00:19:26.360 --> 00:19:28.919 align:center
considered legal drafting
to be a menial job.

00:19:29.520 --> 00:19:31.280 align:center
They all wanted to be advocates.

00:19:31.960 --> 00:19:36.240 align:center
But now, corporate firms
are giving them job security.

00:19:36.320 --> 00:19:39.600 align:center
And the same drafting
has become more respectable.

00:19:41.760 --> 00:19:44.440 align:center
Your Honor, if the job seems

00:19:44.520 --> 00:19:46.560 align:center
to be lacking dignity to you,

00:19:46.640 --> 00:19:48.880 align:center
then you can increase the incentive.

00:19:52.120 --> 00:19:54.080 align:center
The association's demands…

00:19:54.159 --> 00:19:55.880 align:center
Must be made! Must be made!

00:19:55.960 --> 00:19:57.200 align:center
Lawyer strike!

00:19:57.280 --> 00:20:00.080 align:center
It's illegal! It's illegal!

00:20:00.640 --> 00:20:01.840 align:center
Where's your energy, guys?

00:20:01.919 --> 00:20:03.440 align:center
Where's your energy?

00:20:03.520 --> 00:20:05.960 align:center
This counter-protest is looking more
like a hunger strike.

00:20:06.040 --> 00:20:09.080 align:center
-Madam, forget it now.
-Must be made! Must be made!

00:20:09.159 --> 00:20:11.760 align:center
They have cut down
all two and a half acres, already.

00:20:12.240 --> 00:20:14.040 align:center
The association's demands…

00:20:14.120 --> 00:20:15.760 align:center
Must be made! Must be made!

00:20:15.840 --> 00:20:17.960 align:center
The association's demands…

00:20:18.040 --> 00:20:19.440 align:center
Must be made! Must be made!

00:20:19.520 --> 00:20:21.120 align:center
The association's demands…

00:20:21.200 --> 00:20:22.960 align:center
Must be made! Must be made!

00:20:23.040 --> 00:20:24.960 align:center
The association's demands…

00:20:25.040 --> 00:20:26.800 align:center
Must be made! Must be made!

00:20:26.880 --> 00:20:28.399 align:center
-What are you doing?
-Ending the strike.

00:20:28.480 --> 00:20:29.600 align:center
Give it back!

00:20:29.679 --> 00:20:32.159 align:center
Until you don't end this strike,
I'm not going to give this back.

00:20:32.240 --> 00:20:33.080 align:center
Why?

00:20:33.159 --> 00:20:34.720 align:center
Because this strike is wrong.

00:20:34.800 --> 00:20:35.880 align:center
How is it wrong?

00:20:35.960 --> 00:20:37.800 align:center
Before going on strike,
you need to discuss the issue.

00:20:37.880 --> 00:20:40.399 align:center
Look, you've just come,
they've only been discussing it for years.

00:20:40.480 --> 00:20:42.280 align:center
Then why don't you file
a written complaint?

00:20:42.360 --> 00:20:43.280 align:center
We filed a hundred.

00:20:43.360 --> 00:20:45.280 align:center
If you want to go on strike,
please go ahead!

00:20:45.360 --> 00:20:47.040 align:center
But how can you force the rest of us?

00:20:47.120 --> 00:20:49.560 align:center
I see, how can we force the rest of you?

00:20:49.640 --> 00:20:53.000 align:center
And what you're doing right now,
isn't that forcing?

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The association's demands…

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Must be made! Must be made!

00:21:01.679 --> 00:21:04.240 align:center
-The association's demands--
-Are, Sujataji!

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Are, they have met all our demands!

00:21:09.000 --> 00:21:12.640 align:center
We did it!

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UNTIL THE MONKEY IS FREE,
OUR FIGHT WILL CONTINUE!

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In view of all the arguments,

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facts,

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material evidence,

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and a few convincing performances,

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all the learned judges of this court,

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that is me

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and Chief Bainsla,

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we have arrived at a verdict.

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Mr. Shambhu Kumar

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is hereby appointed as the MRO
of Patparganj Court.

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UNTIL THE MONKEY IS FREE,
OUR FIGHT WILL CONTINUE!

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Monkey Repelling Officer.

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This is not a mere contractor,

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but a bonafide government servant.

00:22:07.399 --> 00:22:09.240 align:center
Are, he's also got
a government job.

00:22:09.320 --> 00:22:10.800 align:center
He'll get a loan and a girl.

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Yaar, there are two more vacancies.

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-Should we apply?
-I would like to extend

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my heartfelt thanks

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to the Honorable Judge Mrs. Bainsla,

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to the Honorable Judge Mr. Ghosh,

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for their very wise decision
on this important issue.

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A round of applause!

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Because today,

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they have shown the entire country
the flourishing relationship

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between the Patparganj bar and bench.
A big round of applause!

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I…

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Treasurer Lakhmir Balli,

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I'm standing here today

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on behalf of all
my lawyer brothers and sisters,

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to thank VD Tyagi.

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VD Tyagi, we thank you
from the bottom of our hearts.

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Thanks to your steadfast leadership,

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all the demands of the association
have been made!

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-Who's our hero?
-VD Tyagi!

00:23:07.960 --> 00:23:10.520 align:center
-Who's our hero?
-VD Tyagi!

00:23:10.600 --> 00:23:12.600 align:center
-Our own Tyagi!
-VD Tyagi!

00:23:12.679 --> 00:23:14.919 align:center
-Who's our hero?
-VD Tyagi!

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I'm sorry I couldn't get you
the justice you deserve.

00:23:18.159 --> 00:23:19.679 align:center
You must be feeling really bad.

00:23:20.280 --> 00:23:22.679 align:center
No, no. I'm not feeling bad.

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I knew before we came here

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that coming to the court
would make no difference.

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I think you were the only one
who didn't know.

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Uh-oh!
Here, take it, take it, take it.

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Take it!

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Come. Come. Come. Come.

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Come here. Take it! Take it! Take it!

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Come on!

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Attack!

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Whoa!

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DOG PAINTED AS A TIGER
TO SCARE AWAY MONKEYS

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MONKEY SWIPES BAG WITH 4 LAKHS CASH,
RAINS THE MONEY DOWN FROM A TREE

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FARMERS GET REVENGE AGAINST MONKEYS
BY DISGUISING A DOG AS LION
TREE