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Case number 137.

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Sukku Mahto versus Birju Mahto.

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This is Jaitleyji.

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Nagrath Constructions has appointed him
as their lawyer.

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Poor laborers, dying of hunger,
working hard to survive.

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I didn't get a chance to say any of that.

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He went straight
to the issue of compensation.

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He asked me, "How much will it take
to get these poor people off this land?"

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I took a chance and said, "Three lakhs."

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But he said, "No, not three."

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Five!

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Because it's not easy
for someone to move their lives,

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belongings out of their one and only home.

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So instead of three, take five
but settle this quickly.

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He must be coming with the check.

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Bagai.

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Tyagiji.

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When you agree to a settlement
with Jaitley Saab,

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you must have felt a little ashamed. Hmm?

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Ashamed?

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"Slut, fucking idiot, bimbo…

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fucking bitch."

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If this is the language
that Golu has been using,

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then the woman was right
to file a molestation case.

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Lowkey outraged her modesty, right?

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That's a straight one-year jail term.

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Didi, how can you blame my little Golu.

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He's still a small baby.

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So he used a little foul language,
how can they send him to jail for that?

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I mean, this Hemlata also uses
a lot of foul language for Golu.

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"You dog, rascal, son of a bitch."

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Arre, these are not swear words,
these are just insults.

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And what's the difference in that?

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The "F" word.

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A real swear word
will always have the "F" word.

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F-U.

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-Mother-F.
-F.

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Arre, "F" has the power
to turn a man's duty into profanity.

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For example,

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Shuklaji has a physical relationship
with his wife.

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So, Shukla is a number one wife-F.

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You see, "F" is the villain
in our vocabulary.

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A total scumbag.

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Didi, they were right about you,
you can win any argument.

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Now I'm sure
you are going to save my Golu.

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Of course, I'm gonna save him.

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And I'm gonna charge you 3,000.

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Three?

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Forget three, I'll give you four.

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But please get
my poor Golu released today.

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Look. Look at how weak he has become.

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Where?

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He's right there.

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That's your Golu?

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Yeah.

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He molested someone?

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So just because Jaitley
is a high court lawyer

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with his own law firm,

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you're going to give up this case?

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Look, Bagai Saab,

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you and I are litigation lawyers.

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We wear black coats
in this sweltering Delhi heat

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and present our arguments
ourselves every day.

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And these firm guys, they sit comfortably

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in a fancy air-conditioned cabin
in Greater Kailash

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taking calls and consulting with clients.

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Bagai Saab, he should be
taking selfies with us instead.

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Jaitleyji taking a selfie with us?

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I know that a litigator should never
lose a case to a law firm owner, but…

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Jaitleyji is in a league of his own.

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He is a very big player.

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Arre, who cares if
he's the biggest player in the game.

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This Patparganj casino belongs to us.

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All the dealers here work for us.

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Forget dealers,
all the cards belong to us.

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So, when we finally have to show,

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we'll have three aces.

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How many?

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Three.

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Have some.

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Vaah! Your home, your family,
your son, and now his office.

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I think I have seen everything I need to.

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Bhaisaab, we will have
a destination wedding

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in the grounds behind our house.

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Papa, that's not a destination wedding,
it's a wedding destination.

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So, bhaisaab, let's go ahead
with the engagement.

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-Yeah, yeah.
-Vishwas!

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Please put numbers
on the desks in the foyer.

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Otherwise, my clients--

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Sorry! Were you
in the middle of something?

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-Uh, no I--
-Vishwas Sir is getting married!

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Vishwas Sir is getting married!

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Wow! Congratulations, man!

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Thank you!

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Papa, this is Ani.
Ani, uh, this is my dad.

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-Hello! Hi!
-This is Varsha's dad.

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-Hi!
-And this is Varsha.

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Varsha, you're a very lucky girl.

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You know,
he talks about you all the time.

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He was telling me, "You know at the court,
all the boys have a big crush on Ani."

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Okay, what were you saying?

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The desks in the foyer.
Could you please number them?

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Okay, I'll do it today.

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Great!

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Nice to meet you all. Oh, Congratulations.

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-So, bhaisaab…
-Hmm.

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Shall we get them engaged?

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-Yes, of course. Let's do it.
-One minute!

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I need time to think about it.

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Mm.

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Courtroom number 134 in 45 minutes.

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-Okay, Didi.
-Don't be late.

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-Okay.
-Wanna have lunch?

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Yeah, sure, Didi.

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You'll get it outside the gate.
Great food.

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Shambhu bhai, two Masala Dosas.

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Didi, tell me what was the second
swear word Golu used against Hemlata?

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-Fucking idiot.
-That's what you are becoming.

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Daleel bhai, mind your language
or I'll give you a tight slap.

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You're the one slapping your own face.

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The band guy
would have easily paid 40,000.

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We could have given the case
to Bagaiji and made 4,000.

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But you took three
to fight the case yourself!

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Don't say "ji"
and give him respect.

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I mean, is he the only lawyer here?

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Aren't we lawyers? Huh?

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Didn't we get our degrees?
Didn't we do our BA LLB?

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Wouldn't it be nice
to fight your own case someday?

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It's been years, yaar.

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Imagine Bainsla Sir saying these words,

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"Nice work, Sujata! Oh-oh!
You're a real legal mama!"

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So, we are fighting this case ourselves?

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Yeah.

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But are we in that league?

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Daleel bhai, Munshiji always says--

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Munshi doesn't even have his own chamber.

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He sits next to Tyagiji.

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Hey, Daleel bhai!

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Gandhiji…

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-Munshiji.
-Oh!

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Munshiji says, "If you want
your own chamber,

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then you have to fight your own case.

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-Hmm…
-And where will you find

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an easier case than this?

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-The first hearing, he'll be out on bail.
-No, you're right about it.

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Who ordered this Rajma Chawal?

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They have only made Rajma Chawal today.

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With extra ginger.

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Why?

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Tyagiji's orders.

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This is perfect, Tyagi!
Very, very tasty!

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Jaitley getting screwed today!

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If the Rajma is cooked well,

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that means you've got
your first ace up your sleeve.

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I'm confused now.

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How can the beans become an ace?

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You'll find out very soon Bagai Saab.

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Thank you, Simran.

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You're thanking your little sister?

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If you thank me again,
I won't help you with your scams anymore.

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Give my little sister her gift.

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Curler! That too by Michelle!

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Now my curls
won't get spoiled in the shower.

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Okay. See you later!

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Bye!

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Tyagiji, here are your other two aces.

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Bagai Saab.

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Oh, my God!

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Tyagiji,
now this is what you call an ace!

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Thanks a lot, Peshkarji! Thanks a lot!

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-Law and Order.
-Yes, sir?

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Get on your sports bike right now,

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and go and find Virendra Madhav
and turn this into an ace.

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-Sir.
-Yes, Sir.

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Your Honor, Jaitleyji is here.

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-He's here?
-Yes.

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Your Honor, the parties have reached
an agreement in the Honorable High Court.

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In spite of the illegal occupation,

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my client, Nagrath Constructions,

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has shown immense largeness
and offered a very generous compensation.

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Jaitleyji, I am Sunil.

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It's the first time
I'm seeing you in person.

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Please don't mind, huh?

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I mean, the importance
of the matter is quite obvious

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since you have come
personally to seal the deal,

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but don't worry, we are going
to wrap this up today.

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Okay, Bagaiji, let's hear it!

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Hear what, Your Honor?

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Bagaiji, Jaitleyji has the check ready.

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Should we sign the agreement?

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I wasn't paying attention
to him, Your Honor.

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Excuse me?

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-Excuse me.
-Uh-uh, excuse me!

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You weren't paying attention to him?

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Do you know
what a big lawyer Jaitleyji is?

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He calls the High Court just court.

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Sorry, Your Honor.
But you also can't pay attention to him.

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He's not the appointed lawyer
for this case.

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Really, Bagaiji?
What are you talking about?

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He has filed
an invalid letter of authorization.

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This has the name
of the associate council.

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But his name is nowhere.

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Your Honor, he must be mistaken.

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My colleagues cannot commit
such an oversight.

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Peshkarji, check it, please.

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Yes, Sir. Look at this.

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Jaitleyji's name is missing.

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Your Honor…

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these big law firms types think that
since Patparganj Court

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is not a high court,
it doesn't deserve any respect.

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They think they can
just walk in here

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and start presenting their case.

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Your Honor, I will duly fill in
the authorization letter

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after the hearing, but I don't think
it's needed for the signing--

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No, no, no. Jaitleyji, Jaitleyji.

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That would be a mistake.

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If it was any other lawyer,
I might have allowed it.

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But it's you,
and you move in the same circles

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as high court judges.

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It would give the wrong impression.

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Why don't you sign
the authorization letter

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and come back by 12:00?
I'm not going anywhere. Okay?

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Look, why don't we talk
about this in private?

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It doesn't look good to argue
like this in front of our fathers.

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Really? We can't argue
in front of our fathers?

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But you can hug a girl?

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He wants to marry me,
but has a crush on Aniji.

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Bhaisaab, what's the meaning of "crush"?

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Uh, crush means, uh…

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…to grind. To grind.

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Oh! To grind?

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Arre, Varsha, so you have a crush
on Ranbir Kapoor.

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Are you going to run away with him?

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No. Because he won't barge into my room
and put his arms around me like that.

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Come on. What's wrong with all of you?

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Okay, I admit that Ani is very beautiful.

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But I know she's way out of my league.

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Uncle, we are certified
middle-class people.

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Even our glasses aren't made of glass,
they're made of steel.

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Nothing will ever happen between us.

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-Trust me!
-Okay.

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I want to hear
the same words from her mouth.

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Let me know.

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Slut! Fucking idiot! Fucking whore!

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Hey, cover him. Cover him up!

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Bimbo!

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Get him out of here. Take him away.

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-Take him!
-Your Honor…

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did he say fucking idiot
or fucking whore first?

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Arre, you don't have to type all that.

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Go ahead, PP Saab.

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Your Honor, every intelligent Indian woman

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knows that when
she steps out of the house,

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she's going to have to put up
with a lot of catcalls.

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Like "baby doll", "sex bomb", "hottie",
and many others like that.

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But to hear "fucking whore".

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Your Honor.

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Because of the neighbor's parrot,

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it is impossible for Hemlataji
to leave the house.

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And it is not as if, uh…

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all this teasing
and harassing is going on behind her back.

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No, no, no!

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It's out in the open.

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Children gather around
then entire families come out

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of their houses and stand there.

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Everyone's laughing as if
they are watching a matinee show.

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Just like they are doing here.

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This is how they respect women.

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Not so funny now, is it?

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Eh?

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Weren't you the one going
ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke a minute ago?

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-PP Saab.
-Yes. Yes, Your Honor?

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-Please address the bench.
-Your Honor,

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these are the same women
who sit in the evening shelling peas.

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Expressing their disappointment, saying,

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"Why didn't our Golu call Hemlataji
a fucking whore today?"

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And the person behind all this
is her own nephew.

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Where is he? There, that's Praveen.

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She's your aunt?

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-It's a 509 violation.
-Objection!

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Your Honor, the parrot swore at her.
So how can 509 apply to him?

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Sit down!

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This is why I don't like to have arguments
with lawyers from the foyer.

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God knows where they get
their degrees from!

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PP Saab.

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Uh, Your Honor,
Bhuvan Singh versus Union of India,

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Rajesh Sharma versus State of Jharkhand.

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I can present multiple precedents
where the owner was held liable

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for the bad behavior of their pets.

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-Show me.
-Please.

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"How can 509 apply?"

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Does the defense have anything to say?

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Your Honor, she only makes deals.

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She's a broker.

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Ha!

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She's come in here by mistake today.

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And anyway,
I doubt she's prepared anything.

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Now she'll ask for an adjournment.

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I don't want an adjournment.

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But now, this also involves animal law.

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So, in order to prepare our defense,

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we just need
a little more time, Your Honor.

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That's what an adjournment is.

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That's what an adjournment is.

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Yes, sir.

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-Madhav!
-Sir, we actually found his office

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more than half an hour ago,
but we're not able to enter it.

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Hey, Madhav! Hold on!

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Arre, stop, yaar!

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Sir!

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Madhav!

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Sir, Order is after him!
Sir, Order got him, sir!

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-Are you Virendra Madhav?
-What do you want?

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Arre, you're a fucking jackass, Madhavji!

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If you are going to run a notary office
from a rickshaw against court orders,

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then at least park it in one place!

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If someone wants to get
their documents verified,

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how do they find you?

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You're juniors, right?

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The day you motherfuckers get fired,
don't you dare come to me.

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I'll beat you black and blue.
What do you want?

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Tyagiji wants to talk to you.

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Oh, Tyagiji!

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Sir, pranam!

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I know they don't look like
it but both of them are my juniors.

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Sir!

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They'll tell you what to do
but I want it done by twelve o'clock.

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Sir!

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Your Honor, as already agreed
upon in the Honorable High Court--

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Your Honor!

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I would like to ask the court,

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is only the High Court
deserving of respect?

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Doesn't Patparganj Court
deserve at least a little respect?

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Uh… uh…

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It deserves a little respect.

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Your Honor, I've duly filled
the authorization letter.

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Now, let's proceed with the--

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If we deserve respect, Your Honor,

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then why did Jaitleyji commit fraud?

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-Uh…
-Fraud?

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You Honor, this is the second ace.

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Ah! Affidavit.

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This affidavit was notarized
on 14th of February, Your Honor.

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This bears the signature
of the Chairman of Nagrath Constructions,

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Mr. Vedant Nagrath.

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But Vedant Nagrath wasn't even
in Delhi on 14th February.

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This is nonsense, Sunil!

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Your Honor.

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-Do you have any proof?
-The notary is here Mr. Virendra Madhav.

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Your Honor, I have photographs
of posts made by Mrs. Nagrath on…

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social media date February 14th.

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They were holidaying
in the Maldives.

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Mr. and Mrs. Nagrath
can be seen sitting by the poolside

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sipping cocktails from glasses
with, uh, little umbrellas in them.

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Who got this notarized?

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Look at that!

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They don't even know who got it notarized.

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Your Honor, we know that
notary fraud happens all the time.

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But Jaitleyji didn't even think
it necessary to remove the pictures

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from social media.

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Sir, you can see for yourself.

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He doesn't have too much
respect for this court.

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Your Honor, this is indeed
a great lapse on our part.

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But I assure you this is not
how KSA Legal operates.

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What rubbish!

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-Bagaiji…
-Sir, it's all an act.

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Arre, what does he know
about a poor laborer's hunger pangs?

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All the blood, sweat, and tears.

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His widowed mother
sitting all alone, crying.

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That's enough, Bagaiji, enough.
You're overselling it now.

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Jaitleyji, Bagaiji may be creating a fuss.

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But he does have a point, right?

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-Your Honor--
-Just as a formality,

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write a small letter of apology
and bring it to my chamber.

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We can take it up after lunch.

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Your pal, Sunil,
will wrap it up today. Hmm.

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Arre, Didi.
The band guy is waiting for you.

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What do we do about Golu's case?

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The same thing…

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we do every time.

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You want to put Bagai on it?

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-Arre! Move!
-Out of my way!

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Thank God!
We have got the old Sujata back again!

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Yeah, Daleel bhai.

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Why embarrass ourselves?

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I agree, Didi.

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This Bagai, this Singh, this PP Saab.

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What do they get fighting their own cases?

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Bainsla's approval?
I don't care about that!

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-Client's reputation?
-I don't care about that!

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-Expensive new car?
-I don't care about that!

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Our own chamber?

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-I don't care about that!
-I don't care--

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An air-conditioned chamber?

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I care about that chamber.

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-So where are you going, Didi?
-Library.

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Library? Why?

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You'll find out why in court.

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See you there.

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What? Have you lost it?

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Shuklaji, please explain to him.

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It would be so out of line for me
to convince his fiancée about him.

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She is totally right.

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What will a swan do between two ducks?

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Arre, the swan will tell the duck
that she has nothing going on

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with the other duck.

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He just has a…

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…crush on her!

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There! It's because
of this stupid attitude,

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Varsha has her doubts!

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He openly jokes about this.
"I have a crush. I have a crush."

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So obviously,
she's gonna be concerned, no?

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It's not a joke, it's a fact.

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All the guys do have a crush on you.

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Tell her.

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-He's right.
-So we shouldn't get married?

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So we shouldn't get married?

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And Shuklaji,

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you had a crush on Hema Malini, right?

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-Major crush!
-Yes.

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And in spite of a crush on Hema Malini,

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you had two beautiful daughters
with your wife, huh?

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Hema and Malini!

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Why is everyone so interested
in my married life today?

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All I was trying
to demonstrate was that the swan

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and the duck
are two different types of species.

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They can never
be together, right?

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I don't believe
in such classist theories, all right?

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And I'm not gonna talk to Varsha.

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Okay, in that case,
uh, please give me your car keys.

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Huh?

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Give me your car keys, please.

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As long as we are standing here,
why not accept this card?

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You might need it.

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I don't need your card.

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Would you please check?
Sunil asked me to come at 3:00!

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Uh, Jaitleyji, have you brought
the apology letter?

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Judge Saab told me
to file it before he left.

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Before he left? Where has he gone?

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Home. He wasn't feeling very well.

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In two hours?

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Yes. Gas.

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Uh, who would have thought

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on the very day you had
such an important case.

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The canteen would serve
only rice and Rajma.

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That too, with extra ginger.

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Jaitleyji, so this card, please keep it.

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Bloody asshole!

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It's not your case, it's not your client,
but you're still creating such a nuisance.

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What the hell do you have against me?

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One second.

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Are you Shobha's boyfriend?

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Shobha? Who's Shobha?

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Nothing. Leave it.

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-Sir, tell me, who's Shobha?
-No one.

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Why this animosity?

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Animosity? No, sir.
I'm a fan of yours, sir!

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I just want three favors
from you, sir, that's all.

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Is this the way to seek a favor?

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Couldn't you take an appointment
and meet me in the office?

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An appointment from you?

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Sir, come on, tell me the truth.

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When was the last time you gave
an appointment to a sessions court lawyer?

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And be honest.

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What do you want?

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Sir… tell me, where did you
find this coat?

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Really?

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I didn't find it, it's bespoke.
Amaltas Stitches, Maharani Baug.

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-Entry by invitation.
-Wow!

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Second favor.

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Sir, could you…

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forward this mail to the 375 lawyers
who work for you, sir?

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What?

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"Vote for a star, Tyagi in Bar"?

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Yes, sir. Sir, I know that the lawyers
in your firm don't take part

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in the Bar Association elections,

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but if you tell them,
they'll definitely participate

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and I'm sure
they'll vote for VD Tyagi, sir.

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I don't know. I don't know.

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Sir, Nagrath Constructions
has 20 acres of land under dispute,

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and I'm just asking for 20 kb. 20 kb. 20.

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Fine, I'll do it. But listen, Tyagi…

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…I want the case wrapped up today.

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Not just wrap up,
it will be finito, finale.

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Promise.

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What is the third favor?

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Uncle, the car
is fully automatic.

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Just put your foot on the accelerator
and go straight to 150.

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-One fifty!
-Yeah.

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Look, bhaisaab, there's a fridge in here!

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Papa, look at this.

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It has a TV too!

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Arre, this isn't a car,
it's a five-star hotel room!

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Uncle, it's worth 1.5 crores
of features alone at 65 lakhs.

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1.5 crores!

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It's amazing, isn't it?
Take it out for a spin. Go.

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Go on, try it. Why? What happened?

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Arre, beta,
do you mind if I take a selfie with it?

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Why just a selfie, Uncle?
Here are the keys.

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-Arre, no, no, no, no.
-Go. Take it for a spin. Arre.

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-Arre, uncle. Take it for a spin.
-No, no, no.

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Uncle, don't worry,
you don't need a separate license for it.

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-No, no.
-Go easy, beta, don't force him like this.

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-Okay, Papa, why don't you drive it?
-Uh, no.

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-Come on, Papa.
-No, no, no. Absolutely not.

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You have this amazing car in front of you.
The latest model, keys are right here,

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and you're not going for a spin? Why?

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Arre, beta, this car is
totally out of my league.

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-I won't dare drive it.
-Right.

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The car is out of your league,
so you wouldn't dare drive it.

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But I'll dare to have a fling
with the owner, huh?

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Trust me, it's nothing.

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Varsha!

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Let's do the engagement.

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Your Honor, I'd like to present

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printouts of 15 Google links,
3 YouTube videos,

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and a testimonial
in front of the Honorable Court today.

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What's this?

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And what exactly are you trying to prove?

25:57.320 --> 26:00.720
All I want to prove, Your Honor,
is that a parrot doesn't learn to speak,

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it learns to mimic someone.

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What do you mean
he learns to mimic someone?

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Doesn't he swear at Hemlataji?

26:07.520 --> 26:08.679
-Yes.
-She said yes.

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Of course, he does.

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This man uses the dirtiest
swear words for his Aunt.

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Excuse me.

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You're accusing your own client
of being guilty?

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Yes, Your Honor.
But my client swears behind her back.

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Have you ever called your aunt
a stupid bitch on her face?

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Nah, nah. Not to her face. She's my aunt.

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This is our culture.

26:28.120 --> 26:31.000
Your Honor, my client used horrible words
while swearing at his aunt

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behind her back.

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And the parrot learned those words.

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So how does that make it his fault?

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Is it really a crime to swear
at your relatives behind their backs?

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Your Honor, isn't swearing at our elders

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in front of their faces
against our values and culture?

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And that's why we swear
at them behind their backs.

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Who doesn't curse and swear?

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Don't employees curse their bosses,
students curse their teachers,

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women curse their mother-in-laws,
PP Sahab curses you.

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-What?
-What?

26:56.560 --> 27:00.120
No, no, no, no!
I never said anything! Impossible!

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He does, Your Honor.

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Arre.

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By God, I promise!

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I would never do such a thing.

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Wha-What nonsense is this? Sit down.

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-PP Sahab, there's nothing--
-Sit down!

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PP Sahab, don't feel bad.
You didn't do anything wrong

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because until profanity is used publicly

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even the Supreme Court
doesn't deem it punishable,

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so who are we to judge?

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-Prosecution?
-Yes?

27:30.080 --> 27:33.640
The prosecution… um, needs a little time.

27:33.720 --> 27:36.640
PP Saab, you want an adjournment?

27:36.720 --> 27:38.840
No, no, no. A little adjustment.

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Little.

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That's what an adjournment is.

27:42.840 --> 27:44.399
Yes, sorry.

27:44.480 --> 27:46.080
She has come prepared today.

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Nice work, Sujata.

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You are a real legal mama! Amazing, Didi!

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Your Honor.

27:59.640 --> 28:02.199
"Vote for a star, Tyagi in Bar."

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Jaitley's mail has arrived!

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Here you go.

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Everyone gets a check
for seven lakh rupees.

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Pack up everything you own
and go to Lajpat Nagar tomorrow morning.

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There's a large government-owned
plot of land lying vacant there.

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Put up a sign over there,
stake your claim.

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This time I won't get you anything
less than eight lakhs to vacate the plot.

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But Bagaiji, what about our survival,
and our blood, sweat, and tears?

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Asshole. I'm going to kick your ass
so hard there won't just be tears,

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there'll be blood and sweat too.

28:30.439 --> 28:33.320
Out! Get Out! Out, all of you!

28:34.080 --> 28:35.720
Asshole! Ungrateful little shits!

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Using my words against…

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Tyagiji!

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Hats off to you!

28:41.919 --> 28:44.800
You are true president material,
no question about it.

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You got Lallan Bagai to defeat Jaitleyji.

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Amazing job, Mr. President!

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-Are you guys done?
-Yes, sir.

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Arre, then turn the light on.

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Mr. Bespoke Suit cuts down to size.

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HIGH COURT WARNING, LAWYERS CANNOT
ISSUE NOTARY FROM TAXIS OR RICKSHAWS

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PARROT DRAGGED TO COURT
FOR SWEARING AT NEIGHBOR

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PARROT WHO TEASED AUNT ARRESTED
RING AT NEIGHBOR