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Case number 137.

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Sukku Mahto versus Birju Mahto.

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This is Jaitleyji.

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Nagrath Constructions has appointed him
as their lawyer.

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Poor laborers, dying of hunger,
working hard to survive.

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I didn't get a chance to say any of that.

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He went straight
to the issue of compensation.

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He asked me, "How much will it take
to get these poor people off this land?"

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I took a chance and said, "Three lakhs."

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But he said, "No, not three."

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Five!

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Because it's not easy
for someone to move their lives,

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belongings out of their one and only home.

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So instead of three, take five
but settle this quickly.

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He must be coming with the check.

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Bagai.

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Tyagiji.

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When you agree to a settlement
with Jaitley Saab,

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you must have felt a little ashamed. Hmm?

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Ashamed?

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"Slut, fucking idiot, bimbo…

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fucking bitch."

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If this is the language
that Golu has been using,

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then the woman was right
to file a molestation case.

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Lowkey outraged her modesty, right?

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That's a straight one-year jail term.

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Didi, how can you blame my little Golu.

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He's still a small baby.

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So he used a little foul language,
how can they send him to jail for that?

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I mean, this Hemlata also uses
a lot of foul language for Golu.

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"You dog, rascal, son of a bitch."

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Arre, these are not swear words,
these are just insults.

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And what's the difference in that?

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The "F" word.

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A real swear word
will always have the "F" word.

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F-U.

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-Mother-F.
-F.

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Arre, "F" has the power
to turn a man's duty into profanity.

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For example,

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Shuklaji has a physical relationship
with his wife.

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So, Shukla is a number one wife-F.

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You see, "F" is the villain
in our vocabulary.

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A total scumbag.

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Didi, they were right about you,
you can win any argument.

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Now I'm sure
you are going to save my Golu.

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Of course, I'm gonna save him.

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And I'm gonna charge you 3,000.

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Three?

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Forget three, I'll give you four.

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But please get
my poor Golu released today.

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Look. Look at how weak he has become.

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Where?

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He's right there.

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That's your Golu?

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Yeah.

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He molested someone?

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So just because Jaitley
is a high court lawyer

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with his own law firm,

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you're going to give up this case?

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Look, Bagai Saab,

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you and I are litigation lawyers.

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We wear black coats
in this sweltering Delhi heat

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and present our arguments
ourselves every day.

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And these firm guys, they sit comfortably

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in a fancy air-conditioned cabin
in Greater Kailash

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taking calls and consulting with clients.

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Bagai Saab, he should be
taking selfies with us instead.

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Jaitleyji taking a selfie with us?

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I know that a litigator should never
lose a case to a law firm owner, but…

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Jaitleyji is in a league of his own.

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He is a very big player.

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Arre, who cares if
he's the biggest player in the game.

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This Patparganj casino belongs to us.

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All the dealers here work for us.

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Forget dealers,
all the cards belong to us.

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So, when we finally have to show,

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we'll have three aces.

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How many?

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Three.

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Have some.

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Vaah! Your home, your family,
your son, and now his office.

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I think I have seen everything I need to.

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Bhaisaab, we will have
a destination wedding

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in the grounds behind our house.

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Papa, that's not a destination wedding,
it's a wedding destination.

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So, bhaisaab, let's go ahead
with the engagement.

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-Yeah, yeah.
-Vishwas!

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Please put numbers
on the desks in the foyer.

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Otherwise, my clients--

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Sorry! Were you
in the middle of something?

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-Uh, no I--
-Vishwas Sir is getting married!

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Vishwas Sir is getting married!

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Wow! Congratulations, man!

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Thank you!

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Papa, this is Ani.
Ani, uh, this is my dad.

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-Hello! Hi!
-This is Varsha's dad.

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-Hi!
-And this is Varsha.

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Varsha, you're a very lucky girl.

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You know,
he talks about you all the time.

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He was telling me, "You know at the court,
all the boys have a big crush on Ani."

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Okay, what were you saying?

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The desks in the foyer.
Could you please number them?

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Okay, I'll do it today.

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Great!

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Nice to meet you all. Oh, Congratulations.

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-So, bhaisaab…
-Hmm.

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Shall we get them engaged?

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-Yes, of course. Let's do it.
-One minute!

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I need time to think about it.

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Mm.

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Courtroom number 134 in 45 minutes.

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-Okay, Didi.
-Don't be late.

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-Okay.
-Wanna have lunch?

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Yeah, sure, Didi.

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You'll get it outside the gate.
Great food.

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Shambhu bhai, two Masala Dosas.

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Didi, tell me what was the second
swear word Golu used against Hemlata?

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-Fucking idiot.
-That's what you are becoming.

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Daleel bhai, mind your language
or I'll give you a tight slap.

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You're the one slapping your own face.

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The band guy
would have easily paid 40,000.

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We could have given the case
to Bagaiji and made 4,000.

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But you took three
to fight the case yourself!

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Don't say "ji"
and give him respect.

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I mean, is he the only lawyer here?

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Aren't we lawyers? Huh?

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Didn't we get our degrees?
Didn't we do our BA LLB?

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Wouldn't it be nice
to fight your own case someday?

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It's been years, yaar.

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Imagine Bainsla Sir saying these words,

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"Nice work, Sujata! Oh-oh!
You're a real legal mama!"

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So, we are fighting this case ourselves?

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Yeah.

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But are we in that league?

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Daleel bhai, Munshiji always says--

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Munshi doesn't even have his own chamber.

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He sits next to Tyagiji.

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Hey, Daleel bhai!

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Gandhiji…

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-Munshiji.
-Oh!

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Munshiji says, "If you want
your own chamber,

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then you have to fight your own case.

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-Hmm…
-And where will you find

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an easier case than this?

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-The first hearing, he'll be out on bail.
-No, you're right about it.

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Who ordered this Rajma Chawal?

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They have only made Rajma Chawal today.

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With extra ginger.

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Why?

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Tyagiji's orders.

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This is perfect, Tyagi!
Very, very tasty!

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Jaitley getting screwed today!

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If the Rajma is cooked well,

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that means you've got
your first ace up your sleeve.

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I'm confused now.

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How can the beans become an ace?

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You'll find out very soon Bagai Saab.

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Thank you, Simran.

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You're thanking your little sister?

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If you thank me again,
I won't help you with your scams anymore.

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Give my little sister her gift.

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Curler! That too by Michelle!

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Now my curls
won't get spoiled in the shower.

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Okay. See you later!

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Bye!

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Tyagiji, here are your other two aces.

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Bagai Saab.

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Oh, my God!

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Tyagiji,
now this is what you call an ace!

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Thanks a lot, Peshkarji! Thanks a lot!

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-Law and Order.
-Yes, sir?

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Get on your sports bike right now,

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and go and find Virendra Madhav
and turn this into an ace.

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-Sir.
-Yes, Sir.

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Your Honor, Jaitleyji is here.

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-He's here?
-Yes.

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Your Honor, the parties have reached
an agreement in the Honorable High Court.

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In spite of the illegal occupation,

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my client, Nagrath Constructions,

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has shown immense largeness
and offered a very generous compensation.

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Jaitleyji, I am Sunil.

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It's the first time
I'm seeing you in person.

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Please don't mind, huh?

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I mean, the importance
of the matter is quite obvious

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since you have come
personally to seal the deal,

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but don't worry, we are going
to wrap this up today.

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Okay, Bagaiji, let's hear it!

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Hear what, Your Honor?

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Bagaiji, Jaitleyji has the check ready.

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Should we sign the agreement?

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I wasn't paying attention
to him, Your Honor.

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Excuse me?

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-Excuse me.
-Uh-uh, excuse me!

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You weren't paying attention to him?

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Do you know
what a big lawyer Jaitleyji is?

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He calls the High Court just court.

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Sorry, Your Honor.
But you also can't pay attention to him.

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He's not the appointed lawyer
for this case.

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Really, Bagaiji?
What are you talking about?

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He has filed
an invalid letter of authorization.

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This has the name
of the associate council.

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But his name is nowhere.

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Your Honor, he must be mistaken.

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My colleagues cannot commit
such an oversight.

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Peshkarji, check it, please.

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Yes, Sir. Look at this.

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Jaitleyji's name is missing.

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Your Honor…

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these big law firms types think that
since Patparganj Court

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is not a high court,
it doesn't deserve any respect.

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They think they can
just walk in here

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and start presenting their case.

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Your Honor, I will duly fill in
the authorization letter

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after the hearing, but I don't think
it's needed for the signing--

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No, no, no. Jaitleyji, Jaitleyji.

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That would be a mistake.

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If it was any other lawyer,
I might have allowed it.

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But it's you,
and you move in the same circles

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as high court judges.

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It would give the wrong impression.

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Why don't you sign
the authorization letter

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and come back by 12:00?
I'm not going anywhere. Okay?

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Look, why don't we talk
about this in private?

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It doesn't look good to argue
like this in front of our fathers.

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Really? We can't argue
in front of our fathers?

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But you can hug a girl?

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He wants to marry me,
but has a crush on Aniji.

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Bhaisaab, what's the meaning of "crush"?

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Uh, crush means, uh…

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…to grind. To grind.

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Oh! To grind?

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Arre, Varsha, so you have a crush
on Ranbir Kapoor.

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Are you going to run away with him?

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No. Because he won't barge into my room
and put his arms around me like that.

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Come on. What's wrong with all of you?

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Okay, I admit that Ani is very beautiful.

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But I know she's way out of my league.

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Uncle, we are certified
middle-class people.

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Even our glasses aren't made of glass,
they're made of steel.

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Nothing will ever happen between us.

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-Trust me!
-Okay.

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I want to hear
the same words from her mouth.

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Let me know.

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Slut! Fucking idiot! Fucking whore!

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Hey, cover him. Cover him up!

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Bimbo!

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Get him out of here. Take him away.

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-Take him!
-Your Honor…

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did he say fucking idiot
or fucking whore first?

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Arre, you don't have to type all that.

00:12:58.079 --> 00:12:59.599 align:center
Go ahead, PP Saab.

00:12:59.680 --> 00:13:01.959 align:center
Your Honor, every intelligent Indian woman

00:13:03.120 --> 00:13:04.760 align:center
knows that when
she steps out of the house,

00:13:06.040 --> 00:13:08.480 align:center
she's going to have to put up
with a lot of catcalls.

00:13:09.199 --> 00:13:13.040 align:center
Like "baby doll", "sex bomb", "hottie",
and many others like that.

00:13:14.360 --> 00:13:16.400 align:center
But to hear "fucking whore".

00:13:20.719 --> 00:13:21.800 align:center
Your Honor.

00:13:21.880 --> 00:13:23.440 align:center
Because of the neighbor's parrot,

00:13:23.959 --> 00:13:26.120 align:center
it is impossible for Hemlataji
to leave the house.

00:13:26.680 --> 00:13:27.920 align:center
And it is not as if, uh…

00:13:28.560 --> 00:13:30.839 align:center
all this teasing
and harassing is going on behind her back.

00:13:30.920 --> 00:13:32.040 align:center
No, no, no!

00:13:32.120 --> 00:13:33.440 align:center
It's out in the open.

00:13:34.000 --> 00:13:36.560 align:center
Children gather around
then entire families come out

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of their houses and stand there.

00:13:37.800 --> 00:13:40.240 align:center
Everyone's laughing as if
they are watching a matinee show.

00:13:40.320 --> 00:13:41.800 align:center
Just like they are doing here.

00:13:44.079 --> 00:13:45.520 align:center
This is how they respect women.

00:13:48.040 --> 00:13:49.599 align:center
Not so funny now, is it?

00:13:50.160 --> 00:13:51.199 align:center
Eh?

00:13:51.280 --> 00:13:53.440 align:center
Weren't you the one going
ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke a minute ago?

00:13:53.520 --> 00:13:54.760 align:center
-PP Saab.
-Yes. Yes, Your Honor?

00:13:54.839 --> 00:13:56.360 align:center
-Please address the bench.
-Your Honor,

00:13:56.440 --> 00:13:59.360 align:center
these are the same women
who sit in the evening shelling peas.

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Expressing their disappointment, saying,

00:14:01.440 --> 00:14:04.880 align:center
"Why didn't our Golu call Hemlataji
a fucking whore today?"

00:14:05.599 --> 00:14:07.680 align:center
And the person behind all this
is her own nephew.

00:14:07.760 --> 00:14:09.760 align:center
Where is he? There, that's Praveen.

00:14:09.839 --> 00:14:11.120 align:center
She's your aunt?

00:14:12.560 --> 00:14:14.479 align:center
-It's a 509 violation.
-Objection!

00:14:15.360 --> 00:14:18.240 align:center
Your Honor, the parrot swore at her.
So how can 509 apply to him?

00:14:18.320 --> 00:14:19.520 align:center
Sit down!

00:14:19.599 --> 00:14:22.839 align:center
This is why I don't like to have arguments
with lawyers from the foyer.

00:14:22.920 --> 00:14:24.640 align:center
God knows where they get
their degrees from!

00:14:24.719 --> 00:14:26.120 align:center
PP Saab.

00:14:26.199 --> 00:14:29.800 align:center
Uh, Your Honor,
Bhuvan Singh versus Union of India,

00:14:29.880 --> 00:14:33.199 align:center
Rajesh Sharma versus State of Jharkhand.

00:14:33.280 --> 00:14:36.280 align:center
I can present multiple precedents
where the owner was held liable

00:14:36.360 --> 00:14:37.800 align:center
for the bad behavior of their pets.

00:14:37.880 --> 00:14:39.160 align:center
-Show me.
-Please.

00:14:41.439 --> 00:14:43.240 align:center
"How can 509 apply?"

00:14:46.319 --> 00:14:47.920 align:center
Does the defense have anything to say?

00:14:49.280 --> 00:14:52.079 align:center
Your Honor, she only makes deals.

00:14:52.680 --> 00:14:53.680 align:center
She's a broker.

00:14:54.319 --> 00:14:56.199 align:center
Ha!

00:14:56.280 --> 00:14:57.680 align:center
She's come in here by mistake today.

00:14:58.920 --> 00:15:01.280 align:center
And anyway,
I doubt she's prepared anything.

00:15:02.800 --> 00:15:05.560 align:center
Now she'll ask for an adjournment.

00:15:18.120 --> 00:15:19.760 align:center
I don't want an adjournment.

00:15:22.560 --> 00:15:24.719 align:center
But now, this also involves animal law.

00:15:25.400 --> 00:15:27.040 align:center
So, in order to prepare our defense,

00:15:27.120 --> 00:15:29.079 align:center
we just need
a little more time, Your Honor.

00:15:29.839 --> 00:15:31.400 align:center
That's what an adjournment is.

00:15:33.520 --> 00:15:35.040 align:center
That's what an adjournment is.

00:15:35.880 --> 00:15:37.280 align:center
Yes, sir.

00:15:37.360 --> 00:15:38.479 align:center
-Madhav!
-Sir, we actually found his office

00:15:38.560 --> 00:15:41.079 align:center
more than half an hour ago,
but we're not able to enter it.

00:15:41.160 --> 00:15:42.880 align:center
Hey, Madhav! Hold on!

00:15:42.959 --> 00:15:44.000 align:center
Arre, stop, yaar!

00:15:44.800 --> 00:15:45.640 align:center
Sir!

00:15:46.560 --> 00:15:47.439 align:center
Madhav!

00:15:47.520 --> 00:15:50.439 align:center
Sir, Order is after him!
Sir, Order got him, sir!

00:15:51.800 --> 00:15:54.040 align:center
-Are you Virendra Madhav?
-What do you want?

00:15:54.760 --> 00:15:57.359 align:center
Arre, you're a fucking jackass, Madhavji!

00:15:57.439 --> 00:15:59.880 align:center
If you are going to run a notary office
from a rickshaw against court orders,

00:15:59.959 --> 00:16:01.319 align:center
then at least park it in one place!

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If someone wants to get
their documents verified,

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how do they find you?

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You're juniors, right?

00:16:09.800 --> 00:16:13.560 align:center
The day you motherfuckers get fired,
don't you dare come to me.

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I'll beat you black and blue.
What do you want?

00:16:17.800 --> 00:16:19.839 align:center
Tyagiji wants to talk to you.

00:16:19.920 --> 00:16:21.839 align:center
Oh, Tyagiji!

00:16:22.760 --> 00:16:23.640 align:center
Sir, pranam!

00:16:23.719 --> 00:16:26.199 align:center
I know they don't look like
it but both of them are my juniors.

00:16:26.280 --> 00:16:27.120 align:center
Sir!

00:16:27.199 --> 00:16:29.319 align:center
They'll tell you what to do
but I want it done by twelve o'clock.

00:16:29.400 --> 00:16:30.240 align:center
Sir!

00:16:31.959 --> 00:16:34.680 align:center
Your Honor, as already agreed
upon in the Honorable High Court--

00:16:34.760 --> 00:16:35.880 align:center
Your Honor!

00:16:36.439 --> 00:16:37.800 align:center
I would like to ask the court,

00:16:37.880 --> 00:16:40.240 align:center
is only the High Court
deserving of respect?

00:16:40.319 --> 00:16:43.040 align:center
Doesn't Patparganj Court
deserve at least a little respect?

00:16:43.120 --> 00:16:44.400 align:center
Uh… uh…

00:16:44.479 --> 00:16:46.000 align:center
It deserves a little respect.

00:16:47.439 --> 00:16:50.199 align:center
Your Honor, I've duly filled
the authorization letter.

00:16:50.280 --> 00:16:51.280 align:center
Now, let's proceed with the--

00:16:51.359 --> 00:16:53.040 align:center
If we deserve respect, Your Honor,

00:16:53.120 --> 00:16:55.199 align:center
then why did Jaitleyji commit fraud?

00:16:55.280 --> 00:16:56.280 align:center
-Uh…
-Fraud?

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You Honor, this is the second ace.

00:17:00.199 --> 00:17:02.040 align:center
Ah! Affidavit.

00:17:02.839 --> 00:17:06.040 align:center
This affidavit was notarized
on 14th of February, Your Honor.

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This bears the signature
of the Chairman of Nagrath Constructions,

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Mr. Vedant Nagrath.

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But Vedant Nagrath wasn't even
in Delhi on 14th February.

00:17:14.480 --> 00:17:15.599 align:center
This is nonsense, Sunil!

00:17:17.280 --> 00:17:18.319 align:center
Your Honor.

00:17:19.119 --> 00:17:22.040 align:center
-Do you have any proof?
-The notary is here Mr. Virendra Madhav.

00:17:26.359 --> 00:17:31.080 align:center
Your Honor, I have photographs
of posts made by Mrs. Nagrath on…

00:17:31.919 --> 00:17:34.840 align:center
social media date February 14th.

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They were holidaying
in the Maldives.

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Mr. and Mrs. Nagrath
can be seen sitting by the poolside

00:17:41.520 --> 00:17:46.560 align:center
sipping cocktails from glasses
with, uh, little umbrellas in them.

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Who got this notarized?

00:17:55.360 --> 00:17:56.440 align:center
Look at that!

00:17:56.520 --> 00:17:58.480 align:center
They don't even know who got it notarized.

00:17:59.320 --> 00:18:02.480 align:center
Your Honor, we know that
notary fraud happens all the time.

00:18:02.560 --> 00:18:05.120 align:center
But Jaitleyji didn't even think
it necessary to remove the pictures

00:18:05.200 --> 00:18:06.680 align:center
from social media.

00:18:07.280 --> 00:18:09.600 align:center
Sir, you can see for yourself.

00:18:09.680 --> 00:18:12.000 align:center
He doesn't have too much
respect for this court.

00:18:13.320 --> 00:18:16.080 align:center
Your Honor, this is indeed
a great lapse on our part.

00:18:16.880 --> 00:18:19.840 align:center
But I assure you this is not
how KSA Legal operates.

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What rubbish!

00:18:21.600 --> 00:18:23.399 align:center
-Bagaiji…
-Sir, it's all an act.

00:18:24.640 --> 00:18:28.040 align:center
Arre, what does he know
about a poor laborer's hunger pangs?

00:18:29.120 --> 00:18:30.960 align:center
All the blood, sweat, and tears.

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His widowed mother
sitting all alone, crying.

00:18:34.520 --> 00:18:37.040 align:center
That's enough, Bagaiji, enough.
You're overselling it now.

00:18:39.240 --> 00:18:42.280 align:center
Jaitleyji, Bagaiji may be creating a fuss.

00:18:43.440 --> 00:18:46.040 align:center
But he does have a point, right?

00:18:46.120 --> 00:18:47.520 align:center
-Your Honor--
-Just as a formality,

00:18:47.600 --> 00:18:50.360 align:center
write a small letter of apology
and bring it to my chamber.

00:18:50.840 --> 00:18:52.240 align:center
We can take it up after lunch.

00:18:52.320 --> 00:18:54.760 align:center
Your pal, Sunil,
will wrap it up today. Hmm.

00:19:20.679 --> 00:19:23.480 align:center
Arre, Didi.
The band guy is waiting for you.

00:19:23.560 --> 00:19:25.240 align:center
What do we do about Golu's case?

00:19:26.720 --> 00:19:27.760 align:center
The same thing…

00:19:28.679 --> 00:19:30.040 align:center
we do every time.

00:19:30.120 --> 00:19:31.560 align:center
You want to put Bagai on it?

00:19:33.240 --> 00:19:35.399 align:center
-Arre! Move!
-Out of my way!

00:19:37.399 --> 00:19:39.919 align:center
Thank God!
We have got the old Sujata back again!

00:19:41.399 --> 00:19:42.919 align:center
Yeah, Daleel bhai.

00:19:44.040 --> 00:19:45.560 align:center
Why embarrass ourselves?

00:19:45.640 --> 00:19:46.600 align:center
I agree, Didi.

00:19:47.080 --> 00:19:49.880 align:center
This Bagai, this Singh, this PP Saab.

00:19:49.960 --> 00:19:51.720 align:center
What do they get fighting their own cases?

00:19:52.880 --> 00:19:55.560 align:center
Bainsla's approval?
I don't care about that!

00:19:56.560 --> 00:19:59.200 align:center
-Client's reputation?
-I don't care about that!

00:19:59.280 --> 00:20:02.480 align:center
-Expensive new car?
-I don't care about that!

00:20:02.560 --> 00:20:03.840 align:center
Our own chamber?

00:20:03.919 --> 00:20:05.120 align:center
-I don't care about that!
-I don't care--

00:20:05.200 --> 00:20:07.240 align:center
An air-conditioned chamber?

00:20:11.200 --> 00:20:12.560 align:center
I care about that chamber.

00:20:14.600 --> 00:20:16.480 align:center
-So where are you going, Didi?
-Library.

00:20:16.560 --> 00:20:17.679 align:center
Library? Why?

00:20:20.520 --> 00:20:22.240 align:center
You'll find out why in court.

00:20:22.320 --> 00:20:23.480 align:center
See you there.

00:20:23.560 --> 00:20:25.480 align:center
What? Have you lost it?

00:20:26.040 --> 00:20:28.520 align:center
Shuklaji, please explain to him.

00:20:28.600 --> 00:20:32.200 align:center
It would be so out of line for me
to convince his fiancée about him.

00:20:32.280 --> 00:20:33.600 align:center
She is totally right.

00:20:33.679 --> 00:20:35.440 align:center
What will a swan do between two ducks?

00:20:35.520 --> 00:20:37.399 align:center
Arre, the swan will tell the duck
that she has nothing going on

00:20:37.480 --> 00:20:38.320 align:center
with the other duck.

00:20:38.800 --> 00:20:40.280 align:center
He just has a…

00:20:40.360 --> 00:20:41.360 align:center
…crush on her!

00:20:41.440 --> 00:20:43.960 align:center
There! It's because
of this stupid attitude,

00:20:44.040 --> 00:20:45.360 align:center
Varsha has her doubts!

00:20:45.440 --> 00:20:48.000 align:center
He openly jokes about this.
"I have a crush. I have a crush."

00:20:48.080 --> 00:20:49.880 align:center
So obviously,
she's gonna be concerned, no?

00:20:49.960 --> 00:20:51.640 align:center
It's not a joke, it's a fact.

00:20:51.720 --> 00:20:52.840 align:center
All the guys do have a crush on you.

00:20:52.919 --> 00:20:53.960 align:center
Tell her.

00:20:54.720 --> 00:20:56.520 align:center
-He's right.
-So we shouldn't get married?

00:20:58.000 --> 00:20:59.520 align:center
So we shouldn't get married?

00:20:59.600 --> 00:21:00.440 align:center
And Shuklaji,

00:21:01.200 --> 00:21:02.760 align:center
you had a crush on Hema Malini, right?

00:21:02.840 --> 00:21:04.360 align:center
-Major crush!
-Yes.

00:21:04.440 --> 00:21:06.200 align:center
And in spite of a crush on Hema Malini,

00:21:06.280 --> 00:21:08.480 align:center
you had two beautiful daughters
with your wife, huh?

00:21:08.560 --> 00:21:09.679 align:center
Hema and Malini!

00:21:09.760 --> 00:21:12.720 align:center
Why is everyone so interested
in my married life today?

00:21:13.440 --> 00:21:16.080 align:center
All I was trying
to demonstrate was that the swan

00:21:16.159 --> 00:21:18.280 align:center
and the duck
are two different types of species.

00:21:18.360 --> 00:21:19.640 align:center
They can never
be together, right?

00:21:19.720 --> 00:21:21.560 align:center
I don't believe
in such classist theories, all right?

00:21:21.640 --> 00:21:23.880 align:center
And I'm not gonna talk to Varsha.

00:21:25.240 --> 00:21:28.360 align:center
Okay, in that case,
uh, please give me your car keys.

00:21:28.440 --> 00:21:29.320 align:center
Huh?

00:21:29.399 --> 00:21:30.760 align:center
Give me your car keys, please.

00:21:40.159 --> 00:21:43.440 align:center
As long as we are standing here,
why not accept this card?

00:21:43.520 --> 00:21:44.520 align:center
You might need it.

00:21:45.520 --> 00:21:47.200 align:center
I don't need your card.

00:21:48.679 --> 00:21:51.320 align:center
Would you please check?
Sunil asked me to come at 3:00!

00:21:52.320 --> 00:21:54.560 align:center
Uh, Jaitleyji, have you brought
the apology letter?

00:21:54.640 --> 00:21:56.640 align:center
Judge Saab told me
to file it before he left.

00:21:56.720 --> 00:21:58.080 align:center
Before he left? Where has he gone?

00:21:58.159 --> 00:22:00.960 align:center
Home. He wasn't feeling very well.

00:22:01.040 --> 00:22:02.200 align:center
In two hours?

00:22:02.760 --> 00:22:04.360 align:center
Yes. Gas.

00:22:04.439 --> 00:22:05.800 align:center
Uh, who would have thought

00:22:05.880 --> 00:22:07.840 align:center
on the very day you had
such an important case.

00:22:09.640 --> 00:22:11.760 align:center
The canteen would serve
only rice and Rajma.

00:22:11.840 --> 00:22:13.120 align:center
That too, with extra ginger.

00:22:15.040 --> 00:22:19.000 align:center
Jaitleyji, so this card, please keep it.

00:22:22.800 --> 00:22:24.640 align:center
Bloody asshole!

00:22:25.240 --> 00:22:29.280 align:center
It's not your case, it's not your client,
but you're still creating such a nuisance.

00:22:29.919 --> 00:22:31.360 align:center
What the hell do you have against me?

00:22:33.919 --> 00:22:34.880 align:center
One second.

00:22:35.880 --> 00:22:37.439 align:center
Are you Shobha's boyfriend?

00:22:37.520 --> 00:22:39.640 align:center
Shobha? Who's Shobha?

00:22:40.480 --> 00:22:41.560 align:center
Nothing. Leave it.

00:22:41.640 --> 00:22:43.399 align:center
-Sir, tell me, who's Shobha?
-No one.

00:22:44.240 --> 00:22:45.760 align:center
Why this animosity?

00:22:46.360 --> 00:22:49.439 align:center
Animosity? No, sir.
I'm a fan of yours, sir!

00:22:49.520 --> 00:22:51.280 align:center
I just want three favors
from you, sir, that's all.

00:22:53.120 --> 00:22:55.399 align:center
Is this the way to seek a favor?

00:22:55.480 --> 00:22:57.360 align:center
Couldn't you take an appointment
and meet me in the office?

00:22:57.439 --> 00:22:58.800 align:center
An appointment from you?

00:22:58.880 --> 00:23:00.439 align:center
Sir, come on, tell me the truth.

00:23:00.520 --> 00:23:03.679 align:center
When was the last time you gave
an appointment to a sessions court lawyer?

00:23:03.760 --> 00:23:04.600 align:center
And be honest.

00:23:05.880 --> 00:23:07.399 align:center
What do you want?

00:23:10.919 --> 00:23:14.520 align:center
Sir… tell me, where did you
find this coat?

00:23:16.679 --> 00:23:17.560 align:center
Really?

00:23:18.760 --> 00:23:22.520 align:center
I didn't find it, it's bespoke.
Amaltas Stitches, Maharani Baug.

00:23:22.600 --> 00:23:25.120 align:center
-Entry by invitation.
-Wow!

00:23:25.760 --> 00:23:26.600 align:center
Second favor.

00:23:28.320 --> 00:23:29.720 align:center
Sir, could you…

00:23:31.120 --> 00:23:34.800 align:center
forward this mail to the 375 lawyers
who work for you, sir?

00:23:34.880 --> 00:23:36.240 align:center
What?

00:23:36.320 --> 00:23:37.720 align:center
"Vote for a star, Tyagi in Bar"?

00:23:38.399 --> 00:23:41.480 align:center
Yes, sir. Sir, I know that the lawyers
in your firm don't take part

00:23:41.560 --> 00:23:43.200 align:center
in the Bar Association elections,

00:23:43.280 --> 00:23:45.720 align:center
but if you tell them,
they'll definitely participate

00:23:45.800 --> 00:23:47.880 align:center
and I'm sure
they'll vote for VD Tyagi, sir.

00:23:47.960 --> 00:23:49.679 align:center
I don't know. I don't know.

00:23:49.760 --> 00:23:53.520 align:center
Sir, Nagrath Constructions
has 20 acres of land under dispute,

00:23:53.600 --> 00:23:58.240 align:center
and I'm just asking for 20 kb. 20 kb. 20.

00:23:58.320 --> 00:24:00.000 align:center
Fine, I'll do it. But listen, Tyagi…

00:24:01.000 --> 00:24:02.640 align:center
…I want the case wrapped up today.

00:24:02.720 --> 00:24:06.480 align:center
Not just wrap up,
it will be finito, finale.

00:24:06.560 --> 00:24:07.480 align:center
Promise.

00:24:12.600 --> 00:24:14.159 align:center
What is the third favor?

00:24:24.399 --> 00:24:26.040 align:center
Uncle, the car
is fully automatic.

00:24:26.120 --> 00:24:28.640 align:center
Just put your foot on the accelerator
and go straight to 150.

00:24:28.720 --> 00:24:29.880 align:center
-One fifty!
-Yeah.

00:24:29.960 --> 00:24:31.840 align:center
Look, bhaisaab, there's a fridge in here!

00:24:32.360 --> 00:24:33.640 align:center
Papa, look at this.

00:24:33.720 --> 00:24:34.720 align:center
It has a TV too!

00:24:34.800 --> 00:24:37.640 align:center
Arre, this isn't a car,
it's a five-star hotel room!

00:24:37.720 --> 00:24:40.439 align:center
Uncle, it's worth 1.5 crores
of features alone at 65 lakhs.

00:24:40.520 --> 00:24:43.439 align:center
1.5 crores!

00:24:44.040 --> 00:24:46.600 align:center
It's amazing, isn't it?
Take it out for a spin. Go.

00:24:47.320 --> 00:24:49.560 align:center
Go on, try it. Why? What happened?

00:24:49.640 --> 00:24:52.560 align:center
Arre, beta,
do you mind if I take a selfie with it?

00:24:52.640 --> 00:24:54.800 align:center
Why just a selfie, Uncle?
Here are the keys.

00:24:54.880 --> 00:24:57.120 align:center
-Arre, no, no, no, no.
-Go. Take it for a spin. Arre.

00:24:57.200 --> 00:24:58.679 align:center
-Arre, uncle. Take it for a spin.
-No, no, no.

00:24:58.760 --> 00:25:00.600 align:center
Uncle, don't worry,
you don't need a separate license for it.

00:25:00.679 --> 00:25:03.120 align:center
-No, no.
-Go easy, beta, don't force him like this.

00:25:03.200 --> 00:25:05.399 align:center
-Okay, Papa, why don't you drive it?
-Uh, no.

00:25:05.480 --> 00:25:07.679 align:center
-Come on, Papa.
-No, no, no. Absolutely not.

00:25:07.760 --> 00:25:11.439 align:center
You have this amazing car in front of you.
The latest model, keys are right here,

00:25:11.520 --> 00:25:13.560 align:center
and you're not going for a spin? Why?

00:25:13.640 --> 00:25:15.880 align:center
Arre, beta, this car is
totally out of my league.

00:25:16.520 --> 00:25:18.880 align:center
-I won't dare drive it.
-Right.

00:25:19.480 --> 00:25:22.480 align:center
The car is out of your league,
so you wouldn't dare drive it.

00:25:23.360 --> 00:25:26.120 align:center
But I'll dare to have a fling
with the owner, huh?

00:25:33.040 --> 00:25:34.560 align:center
Trust me, it's nothing.

00:25:36.600 --> 00:25:37.600 align:center
Varsha!

00:25:38.080 --> 00:25:39.720 align:center
Let's do the engagement.

00:25:47.800 --> 00:25:49.159 align:center
Your Honor, I'd like to present

00:25:49.240 --> 00:25:51.880 align:center
printouts of 15 Google links,
3 YouTube videos,

00:25:51.960 --> 00:25:54.399 align:center
and a testimonial
in front of the Honorable Court today.

00:25:54.480 --> 00:25:55.560 align:center
What's this?

00:25:55.640 --> 00:25:57.240 align:center
And what exactly are you trying to prove?

00:25:57.320 --> 00:26:00.720 align:center
All I want to prove, Your Honor,
is that a parrot doesn't learn to speak,

00:26:00.800 --> 00:26:02.360 align:center
it learns to mimic someone.

00:26:02.439 --> 00:26:04.360 align:center
What do you mean
he learns to mimic someone?

00:26:05.040 --> 00:26:06.880 align:center
Doesn't he swear at Hemlataji?

00:26:07.520 --> 00:26:08.679 align:center
-Yes.
-She said yes.

00:26:08.760 --> 00:26:10.000 align:center
Of course, he does.

00:26:10.080 --> 00:26:13.439 align:center
This man uses the dirtiest
swear words for his Aunt.

00:26:13.520 --> 00:26:15.280 align:center
Excuse me.

00:26:15.360 --> 00:26:17.240 align:center
You're accusing your own client
of being guilty?

00:26:17.320 --> 00:26:21.399 align:center
Yes, Your Honor.
But my client swears behind her back.

00:26:21.480 --> 00:26:23.679 align:center
Have you ever called your aunt
a stupid bitch on her face?

00:26:23.760 --> 00:26:25.600 align:center
Nah, nah. Not to her face. She's my aunt.

00:26:26.679 --> 00:26:28.040 align:center
This is our culture.

00:26:28.120 --> 00:26:31.000 align:center
Your Honor, my client used horrible words
while swearing at his aunt

00:26:31.080 --> 00:26:32.040 align:center
behind her back.

00:26:32.120 --> 00:26:33.600 align:center
And the parrot learned those words.

00:26:33.679 --> 00:26:35.399 align:center
So how does that make it his fault?

00:26:35.480 --> 00:26:38.199 align:center
Is it really a crime to swear
at your relatives behind their backs?

00:26:39.960 --> 00:26:41.520 align:center
Your Honor, isn't swearing at our elders

00:26:41.600 --> 00:26:43.880 align:center
in front of their faces
against our values and culture?

00:26:44.840 --> 00:26:47.439 align:center
And that's why we swear
at them behind their backs.

00:26:47.520 --> 00:26:49.080 align:center
Who doesn't curse and swear?

00:26:49.159 --> 00:26:52.080 align:center
Don't employees curse their bosses,
students curse their teachers,

00:26:52.159 --> 00:26:54.600 align:center
women curse their mother-in-laws,
PP Sahab curses you.

00:26:54.679 --> 00:26:56.480 align:center
-What?
-What?

00:26:56.560 --> 00:27:00.120 align:center
No, no, no, no!
I never said anything! Impossible!

00:27:00.199 --> 00:27:01.560 align:center
He does, Your Honor.

00:27:01.640 --> 00:27:03.640 align:center
Arre.

00:27:04.240 --> 00:27:05.520 align:center
By God, I promise!

00:27:06.080 --> 00:27:07.439 align:center
I would never do such a thing.

00:27:07.520 --> 00:27:09.520 align:center
Wha-What nonsense is this? Sit down.

00:27:09.600 --> 00:27:11.199 align:center
-PP Sahab, there's nothing--
-Sit down!

00:27:12.399 --> 00:27:14.679 align:center
PP Sahab, don't feel bad.
You didn't do anything wrong

00:27:14.760 --> 00:27:17.919 align:center
because until profanity is used publicly

00:27:18.000 --> 00:27:20.120 align:center
even the Supreme Court
doesn't deem it punishable,

00:27:20.199 --> 00:27:21.560 align:center
so who are we to judge?

00:27:27.360 --> 00:27:28.919 align:center
-Prosecution?
-Yes?

00:27:30.080 --> 00:27:33.640 align:center
The prosecution… um, needs a little time.

00:27:33.720 --> 00:27:36.640 align:center
PP Saab, you want an adjournment?

00:27:36.720 --> 00:27:38.840 align:center
No, no, no. A little adjustment.

00:27:38.919 --> 00:27:40.120 align:center
Little.

00:27:41.120 --> 00:27:42.760 align:center
That's what an adjournment is.

00:27:42.840 --> 00:27:44.399 align:center
Yes, sorry.

00:27:44.480 --> 00:27:46.080 align:center
She has come prepared today.

00:27:47.640 --> 00:27:49.040 align:center
Nice work, Sujata.

00:27:50.760 --> 00:27:53.840 align:center
You are a real legal mama! Amazing, Didi!

00:27:56.720 --> 00:27:57.600 align:center
Your Honor.

00:27:59.640 --> 00:28:02.199 align:center
"Vote for a star, Tyagi in Bar."

00:28:02.280 --> 00:28:03.600 align:center
Jaitley's mail has arrived!

00:28:04.360 --> 00:28:05.199 align:center
Here you go.

00:28:05.280 --> 00:28:07.880 align:center
Everyone gets a check
for seven lakh rupees.

00:28:07.960 --> 00:28:12.040 align:center
Pack up everything you own
and go to Lajpat Nagar tomorrow morning.

00:28:12.120 --> 00:28:15.199 align:center
There's a large government-owned
plot of land lying vacant there.

00:28:15.280 --> 00:28:17.439 align:center
Put up a sign over there,
stake your claim.

00:28:17.520 --> 00:28:21.280 align:center
This time I won't get you anything
less than eight lakhs to vacate the plot.

00:28:21.360 --> 00:28:25.800 align:center
But Bagaiji, what about our survival,
and our blood, sweat, and tears?

00:28:25.880 --> 00:28:29.040 align:center
Asshole. I'm going to kick your ass
so hard there won't just be tears,

00:28:29.120 --> 00:28:30.360 align:center
there'll be blood and sweat too.

00:28:30.439 --> 00:28:33.320 align:center
Out! Get Out! Out, all of you!

00:28:34.080 --> 00:28:35.720 align:center
Asshole! Ungrateful little shits!

00:28:36.280 --> 00:28:37.959 align:center
Using my words against…

00:28:39.159 --> 00:28:40.240 align:center
Tyagiji!

00:28:40.320 --> 00:28:41.840 align:center
Hats off to you!

00:28:41.919 --> 00:28:44.800 align:center
You are true president material,
no question about it.

00:28:44.879 --> 00:28:48.480 align:center
You got Lallan Bagai to defeat Jaitleyji.

00:28:48.560 --> 00:28:50.600 align:center
Amazing job, Mr. President!

00:28:50.679 --> 00:28:53.280 align:center
-Are you guys done?
-Yes, sir.

00:28:54.320 --> 00:28:56.800 align:center
Arre, then turn the light on.

00:29:02.000 --> 00:29:06.560 align:center
Mr. Bespoke Suit cuts down to size.

00:29:14.639 --> 00:29:16.560 align:center
HIGH COURT WARNING, LAWYERS CANNOT
ISSUE NOTARY FROM TAXIS OR RICKSHAWS

00:29:16.639 --> 00:29:19.720 align:center
PARROT DRAGGED TO COURT
FOR SWEARING AT NEIGHBOR

00:29:19.800 --> 00:29:23.399 align:center
PARROT WHO TEASED AUNT ARRESTED
RING AT NEIGHBOR