We'll need two witnesses from your side
and two from yours.
All right, all done!
Come on, exchange garlands.
Go ahead.
Where is Mr. Kishore?
Uh, sir, he's still not here.
Are, Registrar saab, she never gets any cases.
So she provides all these legal services for free.
And since she doesn't take fees,
the client also doesn't treat her with respect.
He's here. He's here.
Sir, he's here.
You're impossible!
Who turns up late to their own wedding?
I've been ready and waiting since last night.
It's Lajjoji who's delayed everything.
She doesn't want to get married anymore.
Why? What's wrong? Why don't you just call her?
She's not allowed to use the phone.
Why? Is she in school?
No, behind bars.
Where?
Are, she's in prison.
We are fucked.
I told both of you, didn't I?
I wanted these posters to be put up at all the Patparganj bus stations.
Yes, sir.
Then why haven't you put them up yet?
Sir, it's not allowed. We'd have to pay a huge fine.
Are, if we don't pay the fine, the matter lands up in court, right?
You should have thought of that!
What?
Sorry, sir.
Hey, Mintu, they got scared!
Boys, do you know why I let you come into my house today?
Sir, you said you were going to treat us to kachoris.
They are not kachoris, they are sorries.
Next week, the election campaign will be at its peak.
From Jhilmil to Patparganj,
Rohini to Karkardooma,
running up and down,
yelling slogans, "Vote for VD Tyagi!"
Get the car, hunger pangs,
yelling, shouting, the sun burning down.
You get the idea?
I could maybe lose my mind.
And say something rude.
That's why… sorry.
Yes, Munshiji? Pairipauna ji.
Oh, really?
Okay, ji.
Hey, listen, Tyagi.
Order another plate of kachoris.
-Why? -Your papaji is coming over.
Judge saab is coming here?
Hey, Manju! Come on, push harder!
WOMEN'S INMATE CORRECTIONAL FACILITY, KHYALA DELHI
6 plus 1?
61.
-7. -7.
7 international media houses
were ready and waiting to commission a documentary on this reform center.
But as soon as I arrived,
they canceled the idea.
-Oh, shit! -What?
-Why, ma'am? -Protocol.
I have been running this reform center strictly according to protocol
for the last one and a half years.
Not one…
…custodial death,
no hunger strike,
no solitary confinement.
You know, ma'am, it's so great that you value protocol as much as you do.
And despite that, you're here trying to meet Lajjo beyond visiting hours?
Actually, ma'am, you know, it happened all of a sudden.
And even he never mentioned that his better half was in prison.
But I told you.
He kept saying Lajjo was "behind bars", "behind bars",
so we thought she must be a bar dancer.
Who would have thought he meant prison bars?
I'm making an exception this time because you are both lawyers.
-Thank you, ma'am! -Shut up!
You're going to wait right here.
Shyamali, take them inside to see Lajjo.
Wow.
So beautiful!
So elegant!
Just looking like a "wow"!
It's so… It's so…
♪ Like a cob of millet! ♪
Lajjo stitched it herself.
Wow.
She's the most talented inmate at our vocational center.
-Really? -Yeah.
Lajjoji, what happened?
You're sitting here in this beautiful bridal dress
and no glow on your face, huh?
I don't wanna do this fake drama for formality.
Hey! Come on, drama queen!
If we miss the date today,
we'll have to wait for another month, okay?
I don't care about that.
The hell with these stupid dates!
I don't even want to get married outside.
-You want to get married in the jail? -I mean in the temple.
Lajjoji, please be clear.
You wanted to do it in jail or in the temple?
The temple is in the jail.
Oh!
You know, the priest in our temple,
he has a very big heart.
Whenever he comes to conduct a wedding, he brings the keys along with him.
What keys?
Do you see that cabin, madam?
After the wedding,
the priest would open the cabin for… the bride and the groom.
Oh.
Oh!
But madam, this new warden we have, she says we can't get married here.
We… have to go to an office and do it legally.
The bride and groom will go to Patparganj,
sign the register and go their separate ways.
What's the fun in that?
That's no way to get married.
Madam, I want my time in the room.
Don't worry, Lajjoji.
We'll arrange for an extended parole for you.
-And then you and your husband can-- -She's not eligible for parole.
They don't sanction parole for inmates serving life imprisonment.
She's lucky the warden is letting her go out and get married.
And you, go inside!
Didi, why don't we request the warden to let Lajjoji get married here?
If they do it at the office,
the poor thing won't even be able to touch her husband.
That's so sad.
So sad?
What's so sad?
It's not enough that madam's getting married?
Now we have to help her with her horniness as well?
Why just a room?
Why not AC, blankets, nightie, candles, buffalo, everything?
Didi, if she could only have a mo…
Why… buffalo?
Why?
Doesn't the groom need milk for stamina?
She behaves like a virgin, but I doubt she's one.
You know, Didi, she's a lot like us. Just FYI.
She may be like you, but not like me. You better mind what you say.
I just mean that she has desires too.
She has feelings and emotions.
If she has some sex, what's wrong with that?
-"What's wrong with that?" -Yeah.
-What's wrong with having sex in jail? -Yeah.
Are, a judge sends these women to jail as punishment and not to…
…get themselves spanked.
This may be normal in foreign countries.
They have started this in Punjab too.
This?
In our… very own India Punjab?
-Inside the jail? -Yes.
Two hours every two months.
All the prisoners over there are given a room just like this one.
Oh, God, has the whole of Punjab lost its mind?
Punjab will now be famous for banging and not for bhangra.
Didi.
If they remain sexually deprived,
then the temperament that lead them to commit a crime
will only get worse when they're released back into society.
How is that any good?
Talk about blackmail.
"Let us have sex or we will break the law again."
Didi, let's just talk to the warden once.
Please.
-Candies again? -Yeah.
-Dadu. -Hmm?
I'm adopted, right?
That's why you don't get chocolates for me,
only these candies.
No, beta. Why would you say that?
I used to give these to your father too.
Don't get taken in by him.
This is Roshan Tyagi.
-The most mischievous boy in his school. -Ow!
-Section 323! 323! -Really?
Should I list the sections against you?
Your innocent face just cons everyone.
If Dadu gives us candy,
I'm going to give him the truth.
Okay. Now go and play on your PS4. Go on!
His rebuttals are out of this world.
Yeah, only his…
English needs to improve a little. The rest is… just fine, I guess.
So tell me, Judge saab, how come you are here?
Just like that.
Lajjoji.
-Lajjoji. -Huh?
Could you please sign this document?
We're gonna take up this matter with the warden today.
Hmph. This is the first official application of its kind.
Subject: Room needed for inmates' horniness.
Madam.
I don't want the room because I'm horny.
I want it so I can be a mother.
I'm serving 20 years.
With 15 left.
By the time I get out, I'll be 48 years old.
I can't become a mother then.
If I don't have a family,
then what will I do after getting out of here?
You tell me, would you be able to live without your family?
Lajjo, have you thought this through?
I don't think Kishoreji can bring up a child on his own.
Are, why would he do it?
I'll bring it up myself. Right here.
Here?
Behind bars?
What future will the baby have in prison?
Why, Salman is doing very well.
Now who the hell is Salman?
-This is Salman. -Hi.
And she is Reshma.
As-salamu alaykum.
-Walaikum-walaikum-- -Uh… Assalam.
And this is our maternal care center.
Reshma got parole for three months sometime back.
Once she got paroled, who could stop her from going out?
And when she came back, she was pregnant.
And then who could stop Salman
-from coming out? -Yes.
Now in the manual, there are clear-cut protocols laid down
on how to take care of mother and child.
From her medication right up to her rest.
Totally 22 pages.
The care that Reshma and Salman have received this past year
is according to these protocols.
Yes!
Forget my in-laws,
my parents wouldn't have done so much for me.
I have already decided.
I'm going to give birth to few more kids before I get released.
-Good idea, huh? Huh? -Okay, okay. Enough.
If Reshma is allowed, then…
Lajjo shouldn't have a problem.
I met Jaitleyji.
What?
Jaitleyji and I met.
He had no idea that you were my son.
When the topic of the elections came up,
he said you were far ahead
in the Delhi Bar Association's… election for president.
What else did he say?
He also said that he had requested all the lawyers in his firm…
to vote for you as president.
What did I tell you?
Jaitleyji complained about me… and that has upset you?
No, no, no.
No one complained to me.
And nor am I upset.
I was… just a little worried.
So I came over to give you something.
This kara…
was given to me by a colleague…
when I became a justice in the high court.
Since then…
every time I pick up my pen to write down a verdict…
the weight of this kara questions me.
Are you making…
the right decision or not?
And now I am giving this to you…
so that…
you can finally find… a moment of clarity in your life.
Judge saab, when the same colleague…
was backing his children off to boarding school,
you sent me not even to a convent school,
but to a local government school.
And when the very same colleague was handing over
all his contacts, his networks, his chamber to his children…
I was… going from chamber to chamber
with my degree in my hand…
begging for an internship, did you know that?
Judge saab, when the same colleagues are
supporting their children as their careers take off,
you bring a kara from one of them
and present it to me
so that I can find some clarity in my life, seriously?
Vishesh, beta.
With great power comes great responsibility.
No, Justice saab. No! You're wrong! I'm sorry!
With great power comes great power!
You're not concerned about
whether I'll take the right decision or wrong decision.
What you're really worried about is
whether my antics will tarnish your pristine reputation.
Judge saab, you don't need to worry.
I'm not saying that I won't get up to my antics, I will,
but I won't ever let your name be tarnished.
Because thanks to you, you made sure…
no one here knows…
that VD Tyagi is the great Justice Sarveshwar Tyagi's son.
No one has a clue, Judge saab,
so… how can I destroy your name? Don't worry.
Ashaji, I have to say, you run this prison very efficiently.
I've seen a lot of great men, but it's rare for me to see a great woman.
We had a request.
Uh, could you please allot a room so these women could have conjugal visits?
Don't the… prisons in Punjab already have something like this?
Uh-uh-uh…
Madam, not any prisons,
male prisons. Male.
Why?
Because males don't get pregnant, now do they?
But these wretched females do get pregnant.
And then we have to follow strict protocols
while taking care of both, mother and child.
S-So what, ma'am?
Following protocol has always been your passion, right?
Yes, yes.
But only when there is a budget for it, right?
-30 plus 1? -301.
31.
31 rupees, per prisoner, per day is the budget here.
These experts have so easily written this big manual on natal care,
but they forgot to tell us where the money will come from.
We don't even have enough funds
to buy extra sanitary pads for the female inmates.
That's why when Salman was born,
I had to cut the hair oil budget of the under-trial inmates
to create the funds.
Now what if this Lajjo has a baby?
Poor things will lose their toothpaste supply.
So please help me just celebrate their wedding
and say no to sex.
BE THE CHANGE YOU WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD
Didi.
Why is this world so complicated?
Come on, move!
What is so funny?
Every crossroad has a statue of a great man standing there.
Pointing in the direction we should go.
But how do we find the funds for that trip?
No one bothers to tell us.
When you don't have funds, you need to go on a Dandi March.
What do you mean?
Let's take both of them
-to Patparganj Court. -Yeah.
-And let them have sex there. -Yeah--
Are you mad? You-- We can't do this! How are you gonna do this?
Are, no problem. I just have to quickly phone a friend.
Who are you gonna call--
No, no, no. You… You can't trust him.
Didi, don't! Didi!
-One, two, three, four! -Three, four.
Dadu, don't bring candies next time.
Only chocolates, okay?
Dadu will try to remember that, beta.
Okay, go inside. Go.
Parents who never hold their children's hands
when they start walking…
their children still learn how to walk.
But parents who never want to let go of their children's hands…
their children never really learn how to run.
Bye, beta.
Let's go.
Bye, Dadu! Bye!
Yes, Sujata. Tell me.
Tyagiji.
I need your help.
Sujata, can I talk to you later?
It's urgent, Tyagiji.
Your help could be…
the start of a happy family.
Tell me.
You don't even need to ask, Tyagiji.
Article 26 is the right of every citizen.
It should be observed in every office.
Yes, Tyagi Sir. Tell me who do I have to scare?
You don't want me to scare them?
Okay.
Excuse me. Uh… do you have a Bengali makeup kit?
Huh? Bengali makeup?
Yeah.
-Registrar saab… -Hmm?
-…we have a small request. -Tell me.
Please allow her to follow her customs and traditions.
Where's the need for that?
As per Article 26--
Are, we don't need to get into the details of Article 26 anymore.
Huh? Tyagiji, your president,
he just called and requested
that everyone's rights under Article 26 be respected.
So please go ahead.
Uh… which, uh, custom is it?
-But sir-- -Sir, uh…
in their culture, you know, the bride does her makeup…
like this for her marriage.
But this is Bengali makeup.
And this is Lajwanti Kaur. Huh?
Actually, sir, she identifies as a Bengali.
Yes, sir. Even her pronouns are Aamar-Tomar.
Oh, yeah. I'm a full Bengali inside.
Yes, she's Bengali. Bengali.
Sham. Sham. Shh!
Wow! That's amazing!
Diversity in unity.
Yeah.
Madam, should we have some tea?
Huh? Should we?
Are, how much longer will it take?
World average is about 13 minutes.
But then… every woman's different.
What?
First she didn't want to get married at all.
Now she wants to with full makeup on.
I won't bite, don't be scared.
-Will you have some tea? -No.
-Have some. -No!
One minute.
Why are you scared to drink tea?
Your skin is already so dark.
Listen, is your brain as messed up as your face?
Get out of here!
How long is this going to take?
One minute…
Madam! Madam! Uh…
How long does it take to apply lipstick?
You!
I thought it was Lajjo.
Where the hell is Lajjo?
Lajjo!
Lajjo--
Is Kishore also in there?
Lajjo, come out!
Lajjo, come out right now or I'll break this door down!
Shyamali, she's not going to come out.
Break the door if you want.
Yeah. Go on. Break it open.
But you know, right?
Violating a woman's privacy is a non-bailable offense?
-Correct. -And, um…
we're five eyewitnesses here, so…
How much longer is she going to take?
Who knows? She's a Bengali inside and a Punjabi outside.
Wow! Wow!
Oh. What the hell?
-Double the world average! -Hmm.
Well done, Kishore!
I hope my bed is fine. Did they break it?
-Congratulations. -Mm.
Well done, Kishore!
There goes the budget for toothpaste.
Are, what an idea, madamji!
Hmm.
There!
The marriage is formalized.
Didi, you were absolutely right.
Tyagi Sir isn't that selfish after all.
Oy! What happened?
I told you we should have got a buffalo.
Uh, sir?
Should I put up these posters at the bus stand?
No. Let it be.
CASE FILE HEARING MEMORANDUM
INMATE GETS MARRIED IN PRISON. WHERE TO CELEBRATE NUPTIAL NIGHT?
INMATES SHOWING GOOD BEHAVIOR CAN GAIN CONJUGAL BLISS
INTERCOURSE ALLOWED FOR INMATES IN PUNJAB, 2 HOURS EVERY 2 MONTHS ,