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DISTRICT COURT, PATPARGANJ, DELHI

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The president of the Delhi Bar Association

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is none other than

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the Honorable Shri VD Tyagi!

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-Long live!
-VD Tyagi!

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-Long live!
-VD Tyagi!

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-♪ Long live! ♪
-♪ VD Tyagi! ♪

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♪ Long live! ♪

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-♪ VD Tyagi! ♪
-Hey! One minute. Hold on, hold on.

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You two aren't
going to chant slogans.

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Do you remember how Bagai fell down?

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His big ass became even bigger that day.

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-Mintu, you will chant slogans.
-Oh, sorry, veere.

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I'll be taking care of these.

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What is this?

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Coins! They are brand new.

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And when my bro wins tomorrow,
I'm gonna toss them around.

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Come on, veere,
let's put on a big show tonight!

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You're so right, Mintuji.
Look at this.

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Oye, oye!

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-Looks like a liquor bar sign.
-Shut up!

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Not bad, Sujata!

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You not only made a nameplate
for your chamber.

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But also got the number allotted? 718!

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Well, the astrologer said
it would be lucky for me.

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But if you don't like it,
I'll have it changed.

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Arre, but why should you change it?

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The guy in chamber 718 will change his.

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As soon as we win the election tomorrow!

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VD Tyagi!

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Sir, your suit.

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Arre, please don't crowd
around the food area.

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First, listen to the instructions
then have your lunch.

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Who brought these goats here?

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Please make sure your goats
are not seated between people.

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Arre, please stop your children
from running around.

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-Sahab, does one get food over here?
-Mm-mm.

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You get justice.

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This is a free camp

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which has been setup
by the Delhi Legal Services Center.

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Experienced lawyers from Patparganj

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have taken time out
from their busy schedules

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to come here and help you
with any legal advice you may need.

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Our panel includes esteemed members like

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Mr. Joginder Singhji,

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also Ms. Sujata Negiji.

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-Hey, where is Sujata?
-What?

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Sujata!

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No, no. Sujata Negi isn't here.

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She's actually busy with the vote count.

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The lawyer who's come in her place
is Advocate Ananya Shroff.

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Ananya Shroff.

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You think she'll handle it?

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Uh, yeah.

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What legal issues can they have
in a village?

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Cows, crops, carrots, buffaloes.

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Child marriage!

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If you get her married now,
it'll be considered as child marriage.

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She's only 17 years old.

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No, no. I'm not trying to get her married.

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I already did that
when she was 14 years old.

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How did you manage to do that?

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Rituals.

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Performed in front of everyone.

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And now her in-laws
are trying to cancel the wedding.

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Chacha almost fainted
when he heard the news.

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I told him, "Come on, let's go."

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"There's a camp set up.
Fight for your rights."

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And you are?

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Pinky.

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To be mother of Mohan
and Guddo's classmate.

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-BBF!
-It's called BFF.

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Classmate?

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You're going to be a mother
at the age of 17?

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How could I be one before that?

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I only got married at 16.

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Madam, from next year,
she was going to live with them.

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But now her father-in-law says
the marriage is canceled!

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They are going to get
her married husband engaged

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to some girl in Nangloi.

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I saw him buying blueberries yesterday
for the girl's family.

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And what did he give us?

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Just a few tomatoes
saying they're actually fruits.

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But they are fruits, Chacha.
They have seeds in them.

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Then why did they get upset, huh?

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When I put the same tomatoes
in the fruit salad

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and served it to the guest.

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It's because of these things,
they are looking for another girl!

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-Calm down, everybody.
-Madam.

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Help me save my marriage.

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Listen to me, child marriage is illegal.

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And there is also a provision where
either side, the boy or the girl,

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can cancel the marriage
if they want once they become adults.

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It's his legal right.

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Where does that leave me?

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Forget about this marriage.

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Focus on your education.

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You should become independent.

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And then you can marry.

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Then you'll see the partner you'll find

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will be the most compatible one.

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How could he be any more compatible?

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Susheel and her horoscope
was a perfect match!

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Madam, you're not trying to help us
because this is a free camp.

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A lawyer outside
would have charged us money,

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but he would at least try
to suggest a solution.

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Trust me, sir.

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There is no other legal remedy.

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These lawyers outside will take your money

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and suggest all weird kinds of solutions.

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What kind of weird solutions?

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Look at that!

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The votes from Jhilmil are here!

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OPINION POLL, TABLE 3

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Looks like a big turnout.

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There it is! That's by Hauz Rani! Yeah!

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Our Patparganj votes are here!

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Just watch,
the winner is going to be Tyagiji.

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You think it's so easy?

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Daryaganj! Daryaganj!

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Mine! Daryaganj!

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Yes! Yes! Yes!

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I thought you were getting
everyone to vote.

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But I sent an email to everyone.

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This is unacceptable! It's a scam!

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-I was in a wave in Darya count--
-I think that…

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-What happened? Yeah.
-Tyagiji, they've committed vote of fraud.

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You please raise your voice about it.

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Please do something.

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Arre, Phorey saab is going to win. Go.

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He'll raise the issue when he's president.
Go. Talk to him.

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-What is going on?
-Arre, Ahmedji.

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-The winner is going to be Tyagiji.
-Arre…

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Come on, Tyagi. How can you let this…

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Arre, Guptaji.

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The glow on his face clearly shows
that he is winning!

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You should talk to him.

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Arre, Ahmedji.
He's all dressed up for the win!

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The victor will be Tyagiji.

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-Tyagi, you have to do this.
-Who's the one dressed like a bridegroom?

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-Him, right? Him.
-But…

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When I say Tyagiji's going to win,
he's going to win! That's it!

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Arre, the whole room is saying
you're going to win.

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Want to bet a 100?

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Huh?

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-Okay.
-Yes.

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-Done?
-Let's do it. Done.

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Achi… bloody shit.

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Someone give him a pill or something!

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Bloody asshole.

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Here you go, madam.

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Okay.

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Nobody is allowed

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-to bring their cycles inside.
-Here you go.

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Take some food for your family.

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-What is this, madam?
-A police complaint.

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Okay, great.

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Go and submit it at the police station,
they'll file an FIR.

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-FIR?
-Yes.

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This states that Guddo
was married off as a child

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which is completely illegal.

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As soon as you file this,
the police will make an arrest.

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Will Susheel go to jail?

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No, no.

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Susheel was a minor himself
when he got married.

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Only the parents will go to jail.

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This is a good solution, madam.

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If they don't do what we say,
then his father will go to jail.

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Chacha, "parents". Plural.

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The boy's and girl's parents.

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Yes!

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The girl's parents?

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I'll go to jail?

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Will this stop my marriage
from being canceled?

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Wow, Guddo!

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You don't care
that they might put me in jail?

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Should I save my father or my marriage?

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I'm not going to jail!

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You have to bathe with men over there.

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So it's not like you're bathing
with women now.

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Just go to jail.

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If this marriage breaks up,

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you'll have a sitting on your head
till you die.

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Papa is at home.

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Or I would have taken you for a spin.

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Take your new girlfriend from Nangloi.

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Why are you getting upset with me?

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I'm not doing anything. It's Papa who's--

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Then talk to your papa!

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In front of him,

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-you never say anything.
-Hey!

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What's going on?

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Um…

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Arre, Pawanji,
I need to talk to you.

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So, is this any place to talk?
Come inside.

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Yes, yes. Coming.

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Okay. Tell me.

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I'm Ananya Shroff.

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She's the legal advisor for Ms. Guddo.

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Mrs. Guddo.

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Mrs. Guddo. Yes.

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If you get Susheel
married to someone else,

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Guddo will file an FIR against you,

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and then you will be arrested
by the police--

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You're such a liar!

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Why are you bringing my name into this?

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This was her idea and that old man's,
you know?

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My papaji knows I could never
think like that about him.

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Uh, what do you mean "papaji"?

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I am not anyone's papa.

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Papa don't say that
she's your daughter-in-law.

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You little piece…

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Just go and do your work!

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Madam, sit down.

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I am telling you, please sit.

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-Uh, yeah.
-You okay?

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Madam, since this is a child marriage,

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I have the legal right to break it.

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Pawanji, this is a marriage.

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It's not someone's face

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that you can break
whenever you feel like it.

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This is hardly a marriage.

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A marriage happens between equals.

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When they got married,

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he had failed the 11th grade.

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Things were looking bad for him.

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But now he has a government job.

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This guy?

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So now he wants a fair bride.

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-What nonsense is this?
-What nonsense is this?

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Yeah! What nonsense is this?

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It's not as if our Guddo isn't fair.

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She may have tanned from the hot sun,
but she's still very fair inside.

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Show him how fair!

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Guddo, put that down. Put that down!

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Sir, you're the head of the family.

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These kinds of comments
don't set the right example.

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You're absolutely right, madam.

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The girl from Nangloi,

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she doesn't sit like this on a bike.

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Madam, she sits like this.

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I don't care how she sits, you sit down.

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Didi, will a girl who sits like this
make cow-dung cakes?

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Papaji, I make great cow-dung cakes.

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Why would she make cow-dung cakes?

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They have 82 buffaloes
of the highest breed in their stable.

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Your family doesn't even own
a washing machine.

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But her family,

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they have washing machines
that churn buttermilk.

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So that's why you are buying blueberries
from the market.

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Guddo, it seems your father-in-law
is looking for a big dowry.

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So, Papaji, tell me,
what do you want as dowry?

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-He'll take a loan.
-Hmm!

00:11:08.240 --> 00:11:10.719 align:center
Hello! Dowry is illegal!

00:11:11.320 --> 00:11:13.360 align:center
You people have turned the law
into a joke.

00:11:14.880 --> 00:11:16.880 align:center
A loan to pay your dowry, huh?

00:11:16.959 --> 00:11:18.440 align:center
Better say yes, Pawanji.

00:11:19.240 --> 00:11:20.959 align:center
Because if an FIR is filed,

00:11:21.040 --> 00:11:22.760 align:center
both of us will have to go to jail.

00:11:23.280 --> 00:11:26.120 align:center
And we'll have to bathe
with other men in jail.

00:11:26.199 --> 00:11:28.280 align:center
Arre, I'll bathe with men,
I'll go to jail,

00:11:28.360 --> 00:11:30.160 align:center
and I will serve a two-year sentence.

00:11:30.240 --> 00:11:32.120 align:center
But I'll get Susheel married
to someone else.

00:11:32.839 --> 00:11:33.959 align:center
So, yes, madam.

00:11:34.839 --> 00:11:37.280 align:center
I have the legal right
to get him married again.

00:11:37.360 --> 00:11:38.600 align:center
But Susheel wants…

00:11:40.199 --> 00:11:42.160 align:center
Do not cancel the marriage.

00:11:48.880 --> 00:11:50.040 align:center
Yes, he does.

00:11:52.760 --> 00:11:53.959 align:center
All right.

00:11:54.040 --> 00:11:56.280 align:center
Are you people done here?
You all can leave now.

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Go.

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Ladies and gentlemen.

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I would now like to announce

00:12:04.320 --> 00:12:07.079 align:center
the final tally of the election results.

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The results are as follows.

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Ballot number 23.

00:12:14.760 --> 00:12:16.320 align:center
Ahmed Gupta.

00:12:16.400 --> 00:12:17.680 align:center
Five votes.

00:12:17.760 --> 00:12:19.280 align:center
Five.

00:12:21.240 --> 00:12:23.719 align:center
-Four of them must be your juniors.
-Ballot number 38.

00:12:23.800 --> 00:12:25.719 align:center
-Mind your own business.
-Parimal Jha…

00:12:26.560 --> 00:12:28.240 align:center
509.

00:12:28.320 --> 00:12:30.520 align:center
509!

00:12:30.600 --> 00:12:31.640 align:center
For me?

00:12:32.760 --> 00:12:34.240 align:center
That's amazing!

00:12:34.320 --> 00:12:35.160 align:center
Yey!

00:12:35.240 --> 00:12:37.520 align:center
-Arre, Ahmedji, congratulate me!
-Well done, sir!

00:12:37.599 --> 00:12:39.839 align:center
Come on, congratulate me!

00:12:39.920 --> 00:12:42.160 align:center
Calm down, okay? You haven't won as yet.

00:12:42.240 --> 00:12:45.160 align:center
Arre, Ahmedji,
I have a fake degree anyway.

00:12:45.880 --> 00:12:49.280 align:center
And now, the last two candidates.

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Ballot number 9.

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Mr. VD Tyagi…

00:13:08.920 --> 00:13:14.160 align:center
2,063 votes!

00:13:21.160 --> 00:13:22.160 align:center
And finally,

00:13:23.440 --> 00:13:26.160 align:center
ballot number 13.

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Mr. Mahinder Phorey.

00:13:43.440 --> 00:13:47.400 align:center
2,087!

00:14:26.719 --> 00:14:28.800 align:center
My father-in-law
was right about him.

00:14:28.880 --> 00:14:31.079 align:center
He was totally useless
before we got married.

00:14:31.160 --> 00:14:33.839 align:center
I am the one who got him to pass
those government exams.

00:14:34.640 --> 00:14:36.040 align:center
I always used to tell him,

00:14:36.120 --> 00:14:38.680 align:center
"I won't let you touch me
until you memorize this chapter."

00:14:40.719 --> 00:14:43.839 align:center
I let him touch me everywhere
just to finish his syllabus.

00:14:45.760 --> 00:14:48.079 align:center
And now he has a government job,
what do I have?

00:14:48.160 --> 00:14:51.120 align:center
My father-in-law's brother
is a fresh widower.

00:14:51.199 --> 00:14:52.760 align:center
Should I fix you up with him?

00:14:54.560 --> 00:14:58.400 align:center
He may be old,
but I'm sure he has very good stamina.

00:14:58.479 --> 00:15:00.280 align:center
I would rather die than marry him.

00:15:00.360 --> 00:15:02.280 align:center
You'd rather die than be of use to anyone.

00:15:02.360 --> 00:15:03.520 align:center
Stop bickering like teenagers.

00:15:05.560 --> 00:15:07.199 align:center
Guddo, listen to me.

00:15:07.760 --> 00:15:10.520 align:center
First, focus on your education,
become independent.

00:15:10.599 --> 00:15:12.079 align:center
And then get married.

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Forget Susheel, you can have anyone.

00:15:13.760 --> 00:15:14.640 align:center
Mark my words.

00:15:14.719 --> 00:15:16.599 align:center
I won't find anyone! Who wants a joothan?

00:15:17.680 --> 00:15:19.479 align:center
What's "joothan"?

00:15:19.560 --> 00:15:21.959 align:center
Um, joothan… joothan…

00:15:22.040 --> 00:15:24.319 align:center
Our Guddo may not have enjoyed
a wedding night,

00:15:24.400 --> 00:15:26.520 align:center
but wedding mornings, wedding afternoons,

00:15:26.599 --> 00:15:28.000 align:center
wedding evenings were wonderful.

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His name Susheel
may mean good boy.

00:15:30.280 --> 00:15:31.920 align:center
But he's the exact opposite of that.

00:15:32.000 --> 00:15:34.240 align:center
He would call her
and she would go running to him.

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"You're my baby! You're my cutie pie!
My sweetheart!"

00:15:37.400 --> 00:15:38.920 align:center
Why shouldn't I have gone to him?

00:15:39.000 --> 00:15:40.880 align:center
Everything I did, I did with my husband!

00:15:40.959 --> 00:15:42.040 align:center
It's a good deed!

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Did I get into a love marriage?

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Or say "I love you" to some boyfriend?

00:15:47.240 --> 00:15:49.599 align:center
I did what was right
according to my community.

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And now they have dumped me!

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And your precious lawyer
is also taking their side!

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Guddo.

00:15:57.199 --> 00:15:58.199 align:center
Don't cry.

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Yes, Your Honor.

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Mr. Phorey is the new president
of the association.

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MAHINDER PHOREY FOR PRESIDENT

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Okay. And how did Mr. Tyagi do?

00:16:13.079 --> 00:16:14.160 align:center
Tyagiji?

00:16:15.199 --> 00:16:16.719 align:center
He's the first runner-up.

00:16:17.439 --> 00:16:19.079 align:center
He lost by just 24 votes.

00:16:20.120 --> 00:16:22.599 align:center
Twenty-four votes? Close call.

00:16:55.160 --> 00:16:56.040 align:center
Arre.

00:16:56.560 --> 00:16:57.920 align:center
I'm glad you did that.

00:16:58.479 --> 00:17:00.120 align:center
You're finally free of it.

00:17:00.760 --> 00:17:03.920 align:center
I swear, ever since I lost the bet
I've been looking for you.

00:17:04.000 --> 00:17:05.879 align:center
I feel bad for you, Tyagiji.

00:17:06.639 --> 00:17:08.839 align:center
I feel really bad. Bad luck.

00:17:08.919 --> 00:17:10.240 align:center
But there is one thing.

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In spite of losing the bet,
I didn't hide my face like this.

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Huh?

00:17:16.599 --> 00:17:18.359 align:center
Instead, I came looking for you.

00:17:19.399 --> 00:17:20.480 align:center
Anyway…

00:17:20.560 --> 00:17:22.359 align:center
…elections come and go all the time.

00:17:23.079 --> 00:17:25.640 align:center
But you won the bet, right?
Congratulations!

00:17:25.720 --> 00:17:26.599 align:center
Hmm.

00:17:31.560 --> 00:17:33.680 align:center
Here, a hundred.

00:17:33.760 --> 00:17:34.640 align:center
Take it.

00:17:36.600 --> 00:17:37.520 align:center
Just take it.

00:17:38.320 --> 00:17:39.320 align:center
Come on. Take it.

00:17:40.040 --> 00:17:41.320 align:center
Take, take, take.

00:17:41.800 --> 00:17:43.480 align:center
No, no, no, no, no.

00:17:43.560 --> 00:17:44.680 align:center
No, no, no, no, no.

00:17:45.280 --> 00:17:46.520 align:center
Not over here!

00:17:50.480 --> 00:17:52.040 align:center
I'll give it to you in public…

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one note at a time.

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After all, we want
the whole world to know, right?

00:17:57.399 --> 00:17:59.440 align:center
That Tyagiji lost! Tyagiji lost!

00:17:59.520 --> 00:18:01.640 align:center
Tyagiji should share
the limelight too, right?

00:18:05.560 --> 00:18:07.760 align:center
You bastard! Motherfucker!

00:18:07.840 --> 00:18:08.880 align:center
What did you call me?

00:18:08.960 --> 00:18:11.120 align:center
-Fucking son of a bitch!
-What a fucker?

00:18:11.200 --> 00:18:13.280 align:center
-He… He called me a motherfucker!
-You motherfucker!

00:18:13.360 --> 00:18:15.520 align:center
-You fucker!
-Phorey! Let go of him! Leave! Leave!

00:18:15.600 --> 00:18:18.040 align:center
-He called me a motherfucker!
-Leave him, you bastard!

00:18:18.120 --> 00:18:20.200 align:center
-You son of a bitch!
-You bastard!

00:18:20.280 --> 00:18:22.320 align:center
Hey! Hey, Mintu!

00:18:22.399 --> 00:18:24.399 align:center
No! Not the belt! Not the belt!

00:18:24.480 --> 00:18:26.000 align:center
Just grab his neck!

00:18:26.080 --> 00:18:28.679 align:center
Oh, no! Just push him down on the floor.

00:18:28.760 --> 00:18:31.480 align:center
Ah! My family jewels! My baby!

00:18:31.560 --> 00:18:33.760 align:center
You! You bastards! You son of a bitch!

00:18:35.440 --> 00:18:36.360 align:center
Sujata!

00:18:44.200 --> 00:18:46.919 align:center
Yes! Okay. Don't move!
Grab him! Grab him!

00:18:47.000 --> 00:18:48.960 align:center
Sirji, you are hurting me!
Oh! Sirji!

00:18:49.040 --> 00:18:50.640 align:center
Sirji, you are really hurting me! Oh!

00:18:50.720 --> 00:18:52.320 align:center
Sirji, stop.

00:18:52.399 --> 00:18:53.760 align:center
-Oh, please!
-Shut up!

00:18:53.840 --> 00:18:54.960 align:center
Sirji, you can take whatever you want!

00:18:55.040 --> 00:18:56.360 align:center
Please don't hit me, sir.
Please let me go!

00:18:56.440 --> 00:18:59.040 align:center
-Mommy! Mommy!
-Hey! Hello, hello!

00:18:59.120 --> 00:19:01.360 align:center
-Why are you hurting him?
-Papa!

00:19:01.440 --> 00:19:02.640 align:center
He's a government employee!

00:19:02.720 --> 00:19:03.640 align:center
Yeah.

00:19:03.720 --> 00:19:05.520 align:center
And, Papa, he was also swearing at me!

00:19:06.880 --> 00:19:08.120 align:center
What is all this nonsense?

00:19:09.720 --> 00:19:11.760 align:center
Your son's been charged with POCSO.

00:19:14.399 --> 00:19:16.240 align:center
Then let's take him to the hospital.

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POCSO.

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Prevention of Children
from Sexual Offenses.

00:19:21.679 --> 00:19:24.360 align:center
Your son Susheel
talked poor Guddo into turning

00:19:24.440 --> 00:19:25.520 align:center
each morning,

00:19:25.600 --> 00:19:26.520 align:center
each afternoon,

00:19:26.600 --> 00:19:28.200 align:center
and each evening into her wedding night.

00:19:28.840 --> 00:19:31.120 align:center
Yeah, so POCSO comes into it, huh?

00:19:31.200 --> 00:19:32.800 align:center
She's a 17-year-old minor.

00:19:32.880 --> 00:19:34.880 align:center
And he's a… 20-year-old adult.

00:19:34.960 --> 00:19:36.360 align:center
-So an underaged girl has been--
-Arre,

00:19:36.440 --> 00:19:39.760 align:center
whatever Susheel may have done,
he did it with his wife, right?

00:19:39.840 --> 00:19:40.840 align:center
So how is it illegal?

00:19:42.120 --> 00:19:43.240 align:center
Pawanji.

00:19:44.600 --> 00:19:47.520 align:center
If you consider Guddo
to be Susheel's wife,

00:19:47.600 --> 00:19:49.480 align:center
then you can't arrange
another marriage for him.

00:19:49.560 --> 00:19:51.280 align:center
But if you don't accept her,

00:19:51.360 --> 00:19:53.080 align:center
then you can arrange another marriage,

00:19:53.159 --> 00:19:55.320 align:center
but then POCSO will apply.

00:19:57.000 --> 00:19:58.679 align:center
So you see if you go to jail,

00:19:58.760 --> 00:20:00.640 align:center
it may not affect your plans.

00:20:00.720 --> 00:20:03.040 align:center
But if your son goes to jail that means,

00:20:03.120 --> 00:20:04.080 align:center
no second marriage.

00:20:05.880 --> 00:20:08.120 align:center
And that government job
you keep boasting about,

00:20:08.200 --> 00:20:09.560 align:center
he'll lose it, that's for sure.

00:20:09.640 --> 00:20:12.520 align:center
And he'll be forced to bathe
with other men in jail.

00:20:12.600 --> 00:20:14.840 align:center
For sure!

00:20:16.919 --> 00:20:19.200 align:center
Papa, just… just say yes, Papa.

00:20:20.919 --> 00:20:22.880 align:center
I love Guddo a lot, Papa.

00:20:24.320 --> 00:20:25.720 align:center
I'll be happy with her.

00:20:29.120 --> 00:20:30.600 align:center
I bought you a mobile.

00:20:30.679 --> 00:20:33.280 align:center
I got you a Wi-Fi connection
so you can keep it in your pants.

00:20:33.360 --> 00:20:35.960 align:center
And you have been celebrating
your wedding night, wedding morning?

00:20:36.040 --> 00:20:38.000 align:center
-Wedding evening? Wedding night?
-Aah! Papa! Papa! Papa!

00:20:38.080 --> 00:20:40.480 align:center
-Wedding night! Wedding day!
-Oh, Papa, please don't beat me, Papa!

00:20:40.560 --> 00:20:42.399 align:center
-No, Papa. Ah!
-Huh? Give that to me!

00:20:42.480 --> 00:20:44.159 align:center
-Oh, you're hurting me.
-Wedding night!

00:20:44.240 --> 00:20:45.399 align:center
-Wedding night!
-I just enjoyed a little!

00:20:45.480 --> 00:20:46.800 align:center
-Sir!
-Papa! I just enjoyed a little!

00:20:46.880 --> 00:20:48.679 align:center
Just a little, Papa!
Just a little!

00:20:48.760 --> 00:20:51.600 align:center
Papa, you're beating me up
in front of everybody!

00:20:51.679 --> 00:20:52.720 align:center
I'm a grown-up now!

00:20:56.040 --> 00:20:58.159 align:center
Next year, she can move in here.

00:21:07.000 --> 00:21:08.560 align:center
But this time remember,

00:21:09.200 --> 00:21:11.000 align:center
not to put tomatoes in the fruit salad.

00:21:12.240 --> 00:21:13.600 align:center
I'll put blueberries instead.

00:21:14.520 --> 00:21:17.200 align:center
Oh! My sweetheart! My baby!

00:21:18.120 --> 00:21:20.040 align:center
My poor baby!

00:21:20.120 --> 00:21:21.560 align:center
They hit you?

00:21:21.640 --> 00:21:23.720 align:center
-Poor baby got hurt!
-It's hurting a lot.

00:21:26.880 --> 00:21:27.960 align:center
My baby!

00:21:34.120 --> 00:21:35.800 align:center
You couldn't take one defeat?

00:21:36.600 --> 00:21:38.320 align:center
It was your first election.

00:21:38.399 --> 00:21:39.960 align:center
You lost by 24 votes.

00:21:40.640 --> 00:21:42.640 align:center
You could have run again
in another two years.

00:21:43.560 --> 00:21:45.800 align:center
Now you will never get
a chance to do that.

00:21:47.240 --> 00:21:48.280 align:center
But why not, Munshiji?

00:21:48.919 --> 00:21:52.120 align:center
Because you attacked the president
of the Delhi Bar Association!

00:21:52.200 --> 00:21:54.640 align:center
If he wants, he can cancel your license.

00:21:54.720 --> 00:21:57.640 align:center
Forget about elections,
you won't even be able to practice.

00:21:58.760 --> 00:22:01.200 align:center
And if he files an FIR,

00:22:01.280 --> 00:22:04.200 align:center
then all of you could be arrested
at any moment.

00:22:05.720 --> 00:22:07.480 align:center
Phorey will never file an FIR.

00:22:08.600 --> 00:22:10.200 align:center
He has quite a track record.

00:22:10.280 --> 00:22:13.040 align:center
He always handles
his personal matters himself.

00:22:13.120 --> 00:22:15.720 align:center
This will only remain a personal matter

00:22:15.800 --> 00:22:18.200 align:center
while it is still hidden from the public.

00:22:18.280 --> 00:22:19.880 align:center
Once it becomes public,

00:22:19.960 --> 00:22:22.520 align:center
the council can issue a Suo Moto FIR.

00:22:23.439 --> 00:22:24.800 align:center
This happened because of you, yaar!

00:22:24.880 --> 00:22:27.120 align:center
You said, "Come, let's get him",
so I got him.

00:22:27.200 --> 00:22:29.280 align:center
Arre, I saw Phorey
trying to throttle Mintuji.

00:22:29.360 --> 00:22:30.200 align:center
What else could I do?

00:22:30.280 --> 00:22:32.480 align:center
Arre, I saw him beating up Tyagi,
what else could I have done?

00:22:32.560 --> 00:22:33.760 align:center
Don't worry.

00:22:35.439 --> 00:22:37.439 align:center
This has happened because of me, not you.

00:22:38.000 --> 00:22:41.360 align:center
Our statement will remain the same
for the court and the council.

00:22:41.439 --> 00:22:43.360 align:center
It was I who pressured you
into doing this.

00:22:43.439 --> 00:22:46.120 align:center
The blame lies only with me.

00:22:46.200 --> 00:22:47.560 align:center
How can you say that, Tyagi?

00:22:51.720 --> 00:22:53.480 align:center
Hello. VD Tyagi here.

00:22:53.560 --> 00:22:55.560 align:center
This is Liaison Officer,
Delhi High Court.

00:22:55.640 --> 00:22:58.120 align:center
Honorable Justice DB Sikri
would like to talk to you.

00:22:59.679 --> 00:23:00.760 align:center
What the fuck!

00:23:01.439 --> 00:23:03.120 align:center
Phorey went straight to the high court?

00:23:06.560 --> 00:23:08.159 align:center
Please connect.

00:23:08.679 --> 00:23:09.679 align:center
Mr. VD Tyagi.

00:23:09.760 --> 00:23:10.919 align:center
Your Honor?

00:23:11.960 --> 00:23:14.240 align:center
After the day you've had today, Mr. Tyagi,

00:23:14.320 --> 00:23:18.000 align:center
I was not sure that I would be able to
get you on a call so easily.

00:23:18.560 --> 00:23:21.720 align:center
I wouldn't have called you
if the situation hadn't been so pressing.

00:23:22.399 --> 00:23:23.520 align:center
But here we are.

00:23:26.240 --> 00:23:27.399 align:center
You're a successful lawyer.

00:23:28.399 --> 00:23:30.560 align:center
President of the Patparganj Bar.

00:23:30.640 --> 00:23:32.640 align:center
And your winning ratio is very impressive.

00:23:33.480 --> 00:23:34.760 align:center
And in spite of that,

00:23:35.560 --> 00:23:37.360 align:center
you've always gone out of your way

00:23:37.439 --> 00:23:39.560 align:center
to serve the entire legal fraternity.

00:23:40.159 --> 00:23:43.040 align:center
Whether it's by writing
articles in newspapers

00:23:43.679 --> 00:23:47.280 align:center
or if it's going against the wishes
of your fellow lawyers

00:23:47.360 --> 00:23:48.960 align:center
by defending a police officer.

00:23:49.520 --> 00:23:52.399 align:center
Or by resolving a strike peacefully.

00:23:53.040 --> 00:23:55.800 align:center
It's no wonder that some
of the most respected lawyers

00:23:55.880 --> 00:23:57.800 align:center
have recommended your nomination

00:23:58.399 --> 00:24:02.280 align:center
and that the most reputed law firms
have campaigned for you in this election.

00:24:04.159 --> 00:24:06.320 align:center
I can go on and on and on.

00:24:06.399 --> 00:24:08.439 align:center
But the fact of the matter is

00:24:08.520 --> 00:24:12.080 align:center
you could be a great asset
to our legal system.

00:24:12.159 --> 00:24:15.880 align:center
And so, the collegium thinks
that you will be a worthy

00:24:15.960 --> 00:24:17.399 align:center
addition to the judiciary.

00:24:19.640 --> 00:24:21.360 align:center
We would like to offer you a judgeship.

00:24:28.840 --> 00:24:30.120 align:center
Your Honor.

00:24:30.200 --> 00:24:31.480 align:center
I know.

00:24:31.560 --> 00:24:33.919 align:center
There's a lot going on
in your mind right now.

00:24:34.399 --> 00:24:35.600 align:center
Don't rush it.

00:24:35.679 --> 00:24:39.600 align:center
Mr. Tyagi, you have
a full 48 hours to decide and confirm.

00:24:40.159 --> 00:24:41.159 align:center
Best of luck!

00:24:57.760 --> 00:24:59.880 align:center
CHILD MARRIAGE VALID IF NOT ANNULLED
AT THE AGE OF 18 - COURT

00:24:59.960 --> 00:25:02.960 align:center
CHILD MARRIAGE NOT VALID
BUT NOT VOID EITHER

00:25:03.040 --> 00:25:06.560 align:center
LAWYER WITH FAKE DEGREE
WINS BAR ASSOCIATION ELECTIONS
COURT