WEBVTT 00:06.120 --> 00:07.760 Dear viewers, 00:07.840 --> 00:10.400 unfortunately, it seems your ill fortune 00:10.480 --> 00:13.840 will be dragging you to Patparganj all over again. 00:15.000 --> 00:17.759 All kinds of desperate cases come to this court. 00:18.640 --> 00:22.160 Five men together cannot just rob someone. 00:22.240 --> 00:24.279 This is a case of vandalism, your honour. 00:24.360 --> 00:26.880 Shit face, shit face, shithead. 00:26.959 --> 00:28.520 These are not swear words, 00:28.599 --> 00:30.240 -they are just insults. -Shut up. 00:30.320 --> 00:33.400 You will be pleased to see that while nothing much has changed here, 00:33.480 --> 00:35.559 almost everything has. 00:36.920 --> 00:38.720 The monkeys are still monkeying around. 00:38.800 --> 00:40.640 And so is the monkey chaser. 00:40.720 --> 00:44.919 The lawyers here are still fighting more over clients than for justice. 00:45.000 --> 00:48.280 But there are some Harvard-returned anomalies wandering around. 00:48.360 --> 00:49.879 -Hi, I'm-- -Ananya Shroff. 00:49.960 --> 00:51.960 If you have any complaints regarding the lawyers' block 00:52.040 --> 00:54.400 -or the judges' block, please come to me. -Okay. 00:54.480 --> 00:55.559 I'm the Donna of this court. 00:56.760 --> 01:00.959 The gap between the foyer and the chamber is still very wide. 01:01.040 --> 01:04.080 But madam is capable of anything because… 01:04.160 --> 01:05.759 Madam does not argue, okay? 01:05.840 --> 01:07.800 Madam is the argument. 01:07.880 --> 01:09.040 Tyagi! 01:09.119 --> 01:10.680 The players here are still the same 01:10.759 --> 01:13.960 who use the long arm of the law to scratch their backs. 01:15.440 --> 01:18.880 But the influence of the law can also go a long way. 01:18.960 --> 01:20.600 It's flipped the game. 01:21.759 --> 01:25.040 Tyagi, the real kick is justice. 01:28.280 --> 01:31.920 You think a sinner like me can become a judge? 01:32.000 --> 01:34.520 When the backbenchers start calling the shots, 01:35.280 --> 01:37.040 things are bound to change. 01:37.119 --> 01:38.119 Stay tuned. 01:40.759 --> 01:42.160 Whether crazy or unbelievable… 01:42.240 --> 01:43.240 BASED ON SOME TRUE EVENTS 01:43.320 --> 01:45.080 …a lot of true incidents are coming your way. 01:46.240 --> 01:47.880 BASED ON SOME TRUE ACCIDENTS 01:47.960 --> 01:51.399 What? Accidents? Again? 01:54.080 --> 01:55.880 -He's here. -Cool. 01:56.880 --> 01:57.960 All rise. 01:58.039 --> 02:03.600 Making his entry is the Principal District Judge of Patparganj Court, 02:04.280 --> 02:06.039 ex-Bar President, 02:06.600 --> 02:08.320 and my GOAT… 02:09.000 --> 02:13.519 His honour, VD Tyagi! 02:43.560 --> 02:45.080 What the hell am I doing? 02:47.880 --> 02:49.480 I'm going to be a judge, 02:50.600 --> 02:52.959 and I'm going to dance like this at my oath ceremony? 02:53.040 --> 02:55.679 Bro, you're hardly going to dance like this. 02:56.320 --> 02:59.720 You'll do a Michael Jackson! 02:59.799 --> 03:02.440 -No, sir. Y-you can do this one. -Hey, hey. 03:03.000 --> 03:04.560 -Hey! -Yeah. 03:05.120 --> 03:06.760 Stop the bloody chicken dance, man. 03:10.799 --> 03:13.160 So cool you are looking, bro. 03:15.360 --> 03:16.360 Am I? 03:16.880 --> 03:21.200 But, Tyagi, I'll miss you like hell, bro. 03:21.280 --> 03:23.959 Hey, come on. 03:24.720 --> 03:28.160 -I'm going to be a judge at last. -Yeah. 03:28.239 --> 03:31.519 Tyagi, sir. It's time for your oath ceremony. 03:32.440 --> 03:34.920 Terrific. So, let's really quickly rehearse the oath, sir. Shall we? 03:35.000 --> 03:37.600 Hey. He's the Principal District Judge. 03:37.679 --> 03:39.160 Do you know what that means? 03:39.239 --> 03:41.239 Means he's a judge, right? 03:41.320 --> 03:43.119 He's the judge above other judges. 03:43.200 --> 03:45.519 -Over and above? -Yeah. 03:45.600 --> 03:49.399 Not a single sheet of paper will move in Patparganj Court without his approval. 03:50.880 --> 03:54.920 Henceforth, the BC and AD eras are over. 03:57.280 --> 04:00.519 And VD Tyagi's era begins. 04:16.360 --> 04:19.279 I thought I'd distribute my new card to everyone before I leave. 04:19.360 --> 04:22.840 Here, if you have a client who's out of your league, give it to them. 04:24.880 --> 04:27.880 If you work hard like me, then one day you'll have a chamber of your own. 04:28.560 --> 04:29.640 Maybe. 04:29.720 --> 04:32.840 Daleel. Hey. 04:34.240 --> 04:35.760 He's on some kind of bad trip. 04:36.880 --> 04:38.680 Aw, Daleel, it's okay. 04:39.200 --> 04:40.680 She's just moving to the chamber. 04:40.760 --> 04:42.320 She'll be in touch with you. 04:42.400 --> 04:43.560 No, no, Ani. 04:43.640 --> 04:45.120 A good cry lightens you up. 04:45.200 --> 04:48.000 Daleel, you keep crying. 04:48.080 --> 04:51.360 Wow, wow, wow. Amaz… 04:53.840 --> 04:55.479 Sujata, there's a spelling mistake here. 04:55.560 --> 04:56.960 Look at this. 04:57.039 --> 05:01.720 These people don't even know that advocate is spelled with a double D. 05:01.800 --> 05:03.160 -Oh. -Mr. Shukla, 05:03.240 --> 05:05.039 chamber is spelled incorrectly. 05:05.120 --> 05:06.440 Look down. 05:06.520 --> 05:08.200 They've written, "Chembur." 05:08.840 --> 05:12.200 Sujata, chamber is C-H-A-M-- 05:12.280 --> 05:14.120 Look, if you know so much, join me in the chamber. 05:14.200 --> 05:16.120 God knows what kind of partner Mintu is going to be. 05:16.200 --> 05:19.520 If you're with me, then we two lasses can kick their asses and everything-- 05:19.599 --> 05:20.599 Suja-- 05:21.400 --> 05:22.560 Sir, so sorry. 05:23.200 --> 05:26.000 Sujata, I've only just started getting cases. 05:26.599 --> 05:30.039 Let me win my first case, get a little more practice. 05:30.120 --> 05:33.840 And then, like you, I'll earn my place in the chamber, I promise. 05:33.919 --> 05:36.160 Hey, the chief guest has arrived! 05:36.240 --> 05:39.599 Vishwas has called all of you for the oath ceremony. 05:39.680 --> 05:42.599 Our own Mr. Tyagi's being sworn in. Come on. 05:42.680 --> 05:47.320 …and that I will uphold the constitution of India and the laws. 05:47.400 --> 05:52.560 And that I will uphold the constitution of India and the laws. 05:56.080 --> 05:58.080 -And this court-- -Hey, careful. 05:58.720 --> 06:00.800 -Congratulations. -Congratulations. Thank you. 06:00.880 --> 06:04.160 This court offers a hearty welcome to the new Additional District Judge, 06:04.240 --> 06:05.760 Mr. Kailash Shubhkela. 06:06.720 --> 06:09.280 And now, it is my distinct pleasure and honour 06:09.359 --> 06:13.359 to invite our Principal District Judge, Mr. Visheshwar Dayal Tyagi, 06:13.440 --> 06:16.200 to the podium to come and take the oath. Sir. 06:26.880 --> 06:28.880 I… 06:31.120 --> 06:33.400 I, Visheshwar Dayal Tyagi… 06:33.479 --> 06:36.599 …will perform the duties of my office 06:36.680 --> 06:41.280 without fear or favour, affection or ill will, 06:41.359 --> 06:46.200 and that I will uphold the constitution of India and the laws. 06:46.280 --> 06:52.120 …perform the duties of my office with… …fear or favour, 06:52.200 --> 06:57.560 affection or ill will, and that I will uphold the constitution of India… 06:57.640 --> 07:00.799 -Hey, did he say with or without? Huh? -…and the laws. 07:09.680 --> 07:11.320 Was it with or without? 07:35.680 --> 07:38.159 My friends. 07:39.919 --> 07:41.880 He could barely handle one. 07:43.000 --> 07:45.280 When her sexy twin sister walked in, 07:46.320 --> 07:48.000 wearing even skimpier clothes. 07:49.479 --> 07:51.680 Suddenly, they smell the fragrance. 07:54.320 --> 07:56.320 They see a guy standing there. 07:56.400 --> 07:58.200 Fairly dashing, just like me. 07:58.799 --> 08:01.039 Both of them lose their senses 08:01.560 --> 08:04.080 and pounce on him, drooling and moaning. 08:04.760 --> 08:06.719 Then they tear off his clothes. 08:07.919 --> 08:09.239 And then? 08:09.320 --> 08:11.039 Then the ad comes to an end. 08:11.120 --> 08:12.560 Oh. 08:14.479 --> 08:15.640 What was the name you said? 08:15.719 --> 08:18.039 Fire Clone Deodorant. 08:18.120 --> 08:20.560 Spray more, play more. 08:21.599 --> 08:25.320 His armpits are like a lotus in a swamp, they're burnt. 08:25.400 --> 08:27.960 But what a fragrance. 08:29.000 --> 08:31.840 For three years, I've been spraying more every single day. 08:31.919 --> 08:34.319 -But are you playing more? -What nonsense. 08:34.400 --> 08:37.640 If Mr. Banaspati says yes, will you apply it as well? 08:37.720 --> 08:39.199 Yes. Yeah. 08:39.280 --> 08:40.280 Why not? 08:43.000 --> 08:47.720 Sir, this is exactly why we must have this product discontinued. 08:47.800 --> 08:50.320 So that we can safeguard our people 08:51.320 --> 08:52.840 from getting badly burnt. 08:54.480 --> 08:57.680 Gentlemen, this ad is a lie. 08:59.720 --> 09:01.720 Girls don't get impressed by all this. 09:02.520 --> 09:06.400 What girls really like is personality, confidence. 09:06.959 --> 09:07.959 Just be yourself. 09:08.040 --> 09:11.760 I tried doing that too. 09:11.840 --> 09:13.400 She filed a police report. 09:15.880 --> 09:18.560 Now, when I finally get the compensation money, 09:18.640 --> 09:20.880 I'm going to use it to buy me a bride. 09:20.959 --> 09:22.680 Good idea. 09:22.760 --> 09:25.480 My God, Mr. Banaspati. 09:26.560 --> 09:28.079 You're so sexist. 09:30.600 --> 09:32.240 Madam, you know, 09:32.320 --> 09:35.120 I didn't even think of myself as sexy. 09:35.920 --> 09:40.520 You skipped sexier and you jumped straight to sexiest. 09:42.520 --> 09:46.120 Madam, we'll have to run some tests to find out the exact cause of these burns. 09:46.800 --> 09:48.760 If the tests turn out to be in our favour, 09:48.839 --> 09:51.079 will you come to the consumer court and testify? 09:51.720 --> 09:53.160 Yeah, please, do come. 09:53.240 --> 09:56.560 The people from the company have been threatening me. 09:56.640 --> 09:59.880 They said they've got this lawyer who studied abroad. 09:59.959 --> 10:01.680 She's a hotshot lawyer. 10:02.199 --> 10:05.440 Her name… …sounded a lot like the number nine. 10:05.520 --> 10:07.120 Wait, Nayana? 10:07.199 --> 10:09.040 Y-yes, Nine-a. 10:09.120 --> 10:11.040 Do not say Arora. 10:11.120 --> 10:12.959 Okay, I won't say it. 10:14.480 --> 10:16.959 But it is her. 10:19.440 --> 10:21.959 The High Court has sent iPhones for all of you. 10:22.040 --> 10:23.360 Sir, which one would you like? 10:23.440 --> 10:27.400 Midnight black or starlight white? 10:28.240 --> 10:29.600 I protest. 10:31.880 --> 10:33.360 Same here. 10:33.440 --> 10:35.440 Look, you didn't even give us the option of rose gold. 10:35.520 --> 10:36.920 What? 10:37.000 --> 10:38.959 I mean, the High Court judges have them. 10:39.040 --> 10:40.040 They have them, right? 10:40.120 --> 10:41.720 -The rose gold ones. -Yes, sir. 10:41.800 --> 10:43.360 You're not being very fair to me. 10:44.360 --> 10:47.280 I protest this shameless opulence. 10:49.560 --> 10:52.839 How does this make the judiciary of Patparganj look? 10:52.920 --> 10:58.000 If an impoverished person walks in seeking redress and justice from you, 10:58.959 --> 11:02.240 and he sees you carrying a rose gold iPhone, 11:03.160 --> 11:04.400 what will he think? 11:05.040 --> 11:07.360 How intimidated is he going to feel? 11:08.440 --> 11:11.680 Sir, yesterday in court there was this poor guy. 11:11.760 --> 11:13.079 Even he had an iPhone. 11:13.160 --> 11:14.199 So? 11:14.280 --> 11:15.680 Pro Max. 11:16.360 --> 11:18.600 Sir, I was the one who was feeling intimidated. 11:18.680 --> 11:19.920 I mean… 11:21.719 --> 11:25.600 I will file an official written complaint 11:25.680 --> 11:28.719 to the Principal District Judge of this court… 11:31.040 --> 11:32.760 once we have one. 11:33.320 --> 11:36.360 We do have Tyagi. 11:46.400 --> 11:48.560 Your honour, congratulations. 11:48.640 --> 11:50.680 It's such a thrill to see you here. 11:50.760 --> 11:51.760 Thank you. 11:52.320 --> 11:53.680 -Sir, this is Peepal. -Sir. 11:53.760 --> 11:55.640 -He's here from the High Court. -Congratulations. 11:55.719 --> 11:56.719 Thank you. 11:57.680 --> 12:00.280 This is Rajkumar Rana. He is your security head. 12:00.880 --> 12:01.880 Thank you. 12:01.959 --> 12:04.560 And this is Maya Tamang. Your stenographer. 12:04.640 --> 12:06.920 -Congratulations. -Thank you. 12:09.199 --> 12:10.360 And this is Vipin Topo. 12:10.440 --> 12:11.520 He'll be your code reader. 12:12.079 --> 12:16.079 And assistant, chef, nurse, travel agent, masseuse… 12:18.320 --> 12:20.520 Judges are the backbone of the system, your honour. 12:20.600 --> 12:22.480 But they have no one to take care of their backbone. 12:22.560 --> 12:24.240 -Oh. -Right. 12:25.440 --> 12:26.440 -I… -Tyagi, sir. 12:37.000 --> 12:38.000 Tyagi, sir. 12:38.680 --> 12:41.520 Your very first signing from the High Court. 12:41.599 --> 12:43.520 Along with a special gift for you, your honour. 12:44.160 --> 12:45.880 Your honour, my number is first on speed dial, 12:45.959 --> 12:46.959 second is my girlfriend's, 12:47.040 --> 12:48.280 third is my wife's. 12:48.800 --> 12:50.240 You're welcome to call me at any time. 12:50.320 --> 12:52.160 I don't take holidays, I don't fall sick, 12:52.240 --> 12:55.120 my tyre doesn't get punctured, and my alarm goes off on time. 12:55.199 --> 12:56.199 Sir. 12:57.640 --> 12:58.880 Tya-- Tyagi! 13:01.360 --> 13:03.240 I-- I walked 1200 steps. 13:03.320 --> 13:05.839 -Congratulations. -Thank you. 13:05.920 --> 13:07.400 Listen, Tyagi. 13:08.640 --> 13:12.640 As head of the Vigilance Committee, I wanted to inform you that 13:13.760 --> 13:15.440 you haven't become a judge yet. 13:16.880 --> 13:18.240 He's just taken the oath. 13:19.719 --> 13:22.760 You took the oath incorrectly. 13:38.120 --> 13:39.320 Oath incorrectly? 13:40.079 --> 13:41.280 Now with Visheshwar gone… 13:41.360 --> 13:42.360 JAGDISH GUPTA 13:42.440 --> 13:44.240 …the responsibility of this chamber lies with us. 13:44.320 --> 13:45.320 Yes, Mr. Munshi. 13:45.400 --> 13:47.360 This isn't just Sujata's first day today. 13:48.240 --> 13:51.920 This is also the first day of a new partnership. 13:52.000 --> 13:54.440 And partnership means equality. 13:55.520 --> 13:59.880 And equality shouldn't just be in words, but in actions. 13:59.959 --> 14:01.959 Mr. Munshi, what are you so worried about? 14:02.040 --> 14:04.199 Tyagi's left me a huge responsibility. 14:04.280 --> 14:06.040 And I'm gonna create a great environment here. 14:06.120 --> 14:08.719 -We are gonna have fun! -Where do I put all this stuff? 14:08.800 --> 14:09.800 SUJATA NEGI 14:09.880 --> 14:11.440 Hey, Ms Sujata. Let me help you. 14:11.520 --> 14:13.959 -I'll take those files. -No, no, it's okay. 14:32.199 --> 14:33.199 Ani! 14:33.280 --> 14:34.680 Ani, I got a cooldrink for you. 14:34.760 --> 14:36.199 I couldn't get one without sugar. 14:36.280 --> 14:38.520 You're definitely winning this case. Good luck to you. 14:38.599 --> 14:40.040 Huh? 14:41.920 --> 14:43.040 Are you guys twins? 14:43.120 --> 14:45.640 -So this drink is for her, is it? -Yeah. 14:46.160 --> 14:49.479 I specifically asked for decaf cappuccino and lactose-free milk. 14:49.560 --> 14:51.040 Milk minus the milk? 14:51.120 --> 14:52.560 Coffee minus the coffee? 14:53.800 --> 14:55.479 And this black water? 14:55.560 --> 14:57.640 You sure you're not Ani's sister, by any chance? 14:57.719 --> 14:59.400 -Of course not. -Huh? 14:59.479 --> 15:00.760 Hey. 15:01.319 --> 15:03.959 None of my sisters would be this grotesque. 15:04.040 --> 15:05.439 Outside and inside. 15:05.520 --> 15:08.160 -Uh, this is-- -Ananya Showoff. 15:08.240 --> 15:10.360 Nayana Rora. 15:10.439 --> 15:12.319 Arora. You missed the A. 15:12.400 --> 15:14.520 Just like your last semester at Harvard. 15:14.599 --> 15:16.240 Hey, madam. 15:16.319 --> 15:17.479 This is her. 15:17.560 --> 15:19.880 -She's the Fire Clone lawyer. -Ooh. 15:19.959 --> 15:22.240 She offered me 100 grand to drop the case. 15:22.319 --> 15:24.079 -Hmm. -Take it, Mr Banaspati. 15:24.680 --> 15:25.680 It's charity. 15:26.319 --> 15:29.719 And anyway, your lawyer hasn't won a single case till date. 15:29.800 --> 15:31.120 She's a courtroom virgin. 15:31.199 --> 15:32.680 A virgin? 15:32.760 --> 15:34.560 No. Uh, not that kind. 15:34.640 --> 15:36.760 Thank you so much for coming today, Nayana. 15:37.319 --> 15:40.880 My first win will be truly special. 15:40.959 --> 15:44.439 Yeah, you'll need all the luck. 15:48.040 --> 15:49.400 Your drink. 15:54.040 --> 15:55.560 Ani. Ani, calm down. 15:56.359 --> 15:57.839 Where did you meet her anyway? 15:58.359 --> 15:59.640 Kindergarten. 15:59.719 --> 16:01.079 Oh. 16:01.160 --> 16:03.280 …duties of my office 16:03.359 --> 16:08.240 with… …fear or favour, affection or ill will. 16:10.599 --> 16:11.959 Such a powerful speaker. 16:12.040 --> 16:13.040 Yeah, right. 16:13.120 --> 16:16.800 Behind the cough, you can clearly hear the word "out" crystal clear. 16:20.240 --> 16:21.479 What? You guys didn't hear it? 16:21.560 --> 16:23.359 Uh, uh, yeah. 16:23.439 --> 16:26.439 -Yes, yes. We heard it. -We-We… We could hear it. Clearly. 16:26.520 --> 16:28.240 But Tyagi, see, 16:29.079 --> 16:33.199 the thing is Mr Ghosh is a very senior judge. 16:33.800 --> 16:37.359 And what he believes is you might have said 16:37.439 --> 16:40.000 "with fear or favour" instead. 16:41.079 --> 16:43.719 If there had been no cough, what would you have heard? 16:45.120 --> 16:47.520 The law doesn't just consider action but intention, 16:47.599 --> 16:50.479 and you all know that very well. 16:50.560 --> 16:54.680 Tyagi, what I'm trying to say is that even if you said it wrong, 16:54.760 --> 16:56.160 you still said it right. 16:56.920 --> 17:00.880 I mean, government officers always work with fear, right? 17:00.959 --> 17:03.560 Yes. 17:03.640 --> 17:04.919 -Take us, for instance. -Hmm? 17:05.000 --> 17:07.480 The press, our peers, superiors were always a worry. 17:07.560 --> 17:09.760 And now we have live streaming on top of everything. 17:09.839 --> 17:12.560 And the one who judges without fear isn't a judge. 17:13.159 --> 17:14.640 It's the public. 17:14.720 --> 17:17.359 Yes, but we can't admit this publicly, can we? 17:18.680 --> 17:22.800 Uh, Tyagi, the three of us believe that you should quickly retake your oath. 17:23.800 --> 17:26.280 Look, even Obama had to do it. 17:26.359 --> 17:27.680 Which court was that? 17:28.440 --> 17:29.760 Not this one. 17:30.560 --> 17:33.159 Mr Bhandari, relax. Drink your coffee. 17:33.240 --> 17:35.840 I will not take the oath again. 17:36.919 --> 17:38.399 What's the public going to think? 17:38.480 --> 17:41.200 It's the court's PDJ can't even take his oath correctly, 17:41.280 --> 17:42.919 how can he take any decisions? 17:43.000 --> 17:45.320 Please give me my stamp back. I want my stamp back right now. 17:45.399 --> 17:47.120 Tyagi, I do understand, 17:47.200 --> 17:49.560 but my hands are tied, you see. 17:54.240 --> 17:55.280 I understand. 17:56.040 --> 17:57.040 I get it now. 17:59.600 --> 18:01.399 Save your filthy mind for your arguments. 18:01.480 --> 18:03.240 The two of us are just partners, okay? 18:03.320 --> 18:05.760 Sir, even your name suggests more than a partnership. 18:05.840 --> 18:07.640 Balli, Sujata. A love like no other. 18:10.120 --> 18:12.200 Look, I know you're innocent in all of this. 18:12.280 --> 18:15.320 But what if she deliberately bumped into you? Hmm? 18:16.000 --> 18:17.399 You're the bar president. 18:17.480 --> 18:18.680 She only just joined. 18:19.200 --> 18:21.600 She saw how dashing you are. That's why she hit on you. 18:22.120 --> 18:23.399 -Mmm. -Yeah. 18:23.480 --> 18:27.040 -I'm gonna hit you instead. Simple idiot! -Sorry, sorry, sorry. Please don't hit me. 18:27.120 --> 18:28.360 Whoa! 18:38.080 --> 18:39.880 S-Sorry, Ms Sujata. 18:41.600 --> 18:44.399 You know, I've dropped a lot of files in my time too. 18:44.480 --> 18:46.760 Not to pick them up, but to create a moment. 18:47.640 --> 18:49.280 But what moment would Mintu want with me? 18:49.360 --> 18:50.919 -Why wouldn't he? -He's my partner. 18:52.200 --> 18:54.520 Is he your partner, or does he want to be your partner? 18:54.600 --> 18:55.760 Yeah. 18:56.320 --> 18:59.120 Sujata, I've won the case before it's even begun. 18:59.200 --> 19:02.040 The doctor has just confirmed that the burns were caused 19:02.120 --> 19:03.679 -by the chemicals in the deo. -Hmm? 19:03.760 --> 19:05.280 He's willing to testify in court. 19:05.360 --> 19:07.040 Wonderful. Wow. 19:07.120 --> 19:08.240 Well done, Ani. 19:09.000 --> 19:11.200 I'll arrange for you to meet Ahmad in the Consumer Court. 19:11.280 --> 19:12.320 -Mmm. -Your case is strong, 19:12.399 --> 19:14.040 but add some strategy. 19:14.120 --> 19:16.800 Sujata, this case is beyond Nayana's league. 19:17.360 --> 19:21.200 She's an entitled, pampered, bratty bimbo. 19:21.280 --> 19:23.800 She even went to Harvard because of her father's money. 19:27.840 --> 19:30.000 Without the 30% scholarship. 19:30.080 --> 19:32.320 -Oh. -Guys, relax. I've got this. 19:33.640 --> 19:37.240 Tyagi, I can't do anything. You'll have to handle this on your own. 19:38.040 --> 19:41.159 Why didn't you tell me that Ghosh was the complainant? 19:41.240 --> 19:43.679 Ma'am, you're afraid of Mr Ghosh? 19:43.760 --> 19:45.040 You should be afraid too. 19:45.120 --> 19:47.919 Judge-itis is what he suffers from. Judge-itis. 19:48.000 --> 19:50.919 A judge should be like this. A judge should be like that. 19:51.000 --> 19:53.159 He should do this. She should do that. 19:53.240 --> 19:56.640 Why, just last month, he complained against a High Court judge, 19:56.720 --> 20:00.000 asking, "Why is he standing on the street and eating junk food?" 20:00.080 --> 20:02.440 Junk food? How is that a problem? 20:02.520 --> 20:06.120 Publicly, you cannot open your mouth so wide. 20:07.320 --> 20:09.880 It's inappropriate for the judiciary. 20:09.960 --> 20:11.640 -This man's the limit. -Look. 20:11.720 --> 20:14.840 With great difficulty, I got Ghosh off my back. 20:14.919 --> 20:16.919 I can't help you where he's concerned. 20:17.000 --> 20:18.000 Sorry. 20:20.000 --> 20:21.120 Ma'am. 20:24.200 --> 20:26.080 My dad came for the oath ceremony. 20:26.679 --> 20:29.120 Now, how can I invite him a second time around? 20:29.640 --> 20:30.919 Just think about it. 20:33.480 --> 20:34.480 Hmm. 20:35.280 --> 20:36.440 I get it, Tyagi. 20:37.480 --> 20:39.120 That you can't take the oath again. 20:40.520 --> 20:42.720 But this court is yours. 20:44.240 --> 20:46.520 So the order should be issued by you. 20:48.640 --> 20:49.640 Okay? 20:52.000 --> 20:53.919 NORTH 20:55.080 --> 20:56.960 -Sir? -Mmm. 20:57.040 --> 20:58.800 First, take off your glasses. 20:58.880 --> 21:00.000 You're in a courtroom. 21:00.600 --> 21:04.240 My armpits. 21:14.360 --> 21:16.960 Ma'am, do me a favour. Put the glasses back on. 21:22.960 --> 21:24.080 Yes. Please proceed. 21:24.159 --> 21:25.240 Look, sir. 21:25.320 --> 21:29.000 Neither am I a movie star, nor am I some kind of millionaire. 21:29.080 --> 21:32.280 But whenever I spray some deo on my armpits, 21:32.800 --> 21:35.720 I feel like a million bucks. 21:35.800 --> 21:38.040 I feel like I'm sexist. 21:41.399 --> 21:42.800 Please. 21:44.960 --> 21:45.960 Your Honour, 21:46.560 --> 21:51.439 these crony corporates sell their dangerous products to Banaspati and others 21:51.520 --> 21:54.840 by attacking their insecurities just to make a profit. 21:54.919 --> 21:56.880 Your Honour, "caveat emptor," 21:56.960 --> 21:59.040 Latin for "buyer, be aware," 21:59.120 --> 22:01.600 is one of the foundations of the Consumer Protection Act. 22:01.679 --> 22:04.080 If someone drinks a soda and jumps off a roof, 22:04.159 --> 22:06.960 it's not the fault of the advertisement but the consumer. 22:07.040 --> 22:08.080 Your Honour, 22:08.159 --> 22:11.960 according to this logic, alcohol and cigarettes should also be advertised. 22:12.040 --> 22:13.360 And why stop there? 22:13.439 --> 22:15.040 Why not sell drugs to children? 22:17.480 --> 22:18.960 Uh, um, madam, let's move on. 22:19.040 --> 22:20.960 Um, please present your medical expert. 22:21.040 --> 22:22.200 Absolutely, Your Honour. 22:22.280 --> 22:23.600 Objection, Your Honour. 22:23.679 --> 22:25.439 We have doubts on the integrity of the expert. 22:25.520 --> 22:30.280 Your Honour, Dr Rizwan is a bonafide professional with upstanding integrity. 22:30.360 --> 22:31.399 Uh, proceed. 22:31.480 --> 22:34.000 Thank you, Your Honour. Dr Rizwan? 22:34.080 --> 22:35.280 Leave your glasses on. 22:39.480 --> 22:42.760 So, Dr Rizwan, what do your findings say? 22:42.840 --> 22:46.640 The test confirmed the fact that Mr Banaspati's under arms are burnt. 22:47.240 --> 22:50.560 Correct. And the primary cause? 22:50.640 --> 22:51.960 Oversensitive skin. 22:55.120 --> 22:56.320 What? 22:56.399 --> 22:58.120 Oversensitive skin. 22:59.240 --> 23:03.120 Your Honour, Mr Banaspati's arms are so delicate 23:03.200 --> 23:07.120 that, not just Fire Clone, any other deo would also have the same effect. 23:07.200 --> 23:08.240 -Mmm. -Dr Rizwan, 23:08.320 --> 23:09.360 -you're not-- -Your Honour, 23:09.439 --> 23:12.320 -she's intimidating the witness. -Who has now turned hostile, Your Honour. 23:12.399 --> 23:18.240 Uh-uh. Dr Rizwan is a bonafide professional with upstanding integrity. 23:20.480 --> 23:22.919 Madam, this testimony will be admitted. 23:23.000 --> 23:26.480 You're welcome to present another medical expert if you like. 23:27.000 --> 23:28.720 Uh, adjourned. 23:44.960 --> 23:48.600 -Hey, listen, uh, Mr Tendulkar. -Mmm. 23:48.679 --> 23:53.880 If I want to change Siri's voice to a female's, what do I do? 23:53.960 --> 23:55.720 Let it be, Sunil. 23:55.800 --> 23:58.320 You'll be asking all kinds of questions. 23:58.399 --> 24:01.560 And if it's a female voice, it'll make you uncomfortable. 24:01.640 --> 24:05.159 Hmm. 24:09.760 --> 24:11.720 Yeah, come in. Come in. Tyagi, come in. 24:12.240 --> 24:14.919 So, this committee hereby proposes 24:15.000 --> 24:17.919 that first thing tomorrow, you'll take the oath 24:18.000 --> 24:20.800 -and correct your mistake-- -Objection, Mr Sunil. 24:20.880 --> 24:25.120 A complaint was filed before your committee, saying I made a mistake. 24:26.240 --> 24:28.000 But the mistake hasn't been proven. 24:28.600 --> 24:29.720 Will you come sit down? 24:34.360 --> 24:37.159 I said "without fear or favour" that day. 24:38.080 --> 24:40.720 And as per the rules of the committee, 24:40.800 --> 24:44.640 I do have the right to challenge this complaint. 24:46.760 --> 24:48.600 Mr Tyagi. 24:49.200 --> 24:52.159 This committee sits every alternate week. 24:53.320 --> 24:55.560 It'll take us two and a half months to resolve this. 24:55.640 --> 24:57.080 Two and a half months? 24:57.679 --> 24:58.679 That's too much. 24:59.320 --> 25:00.320 All right. 25:00.960 --> 25:03.439 Till then, there'll be no PDJ in this court. 25:04.520 --> 25:05.760 Can't help it. 25:07.080 --> 25:09.000 Yes, there'll be some minor issues, 25:09.520 --> 25:11.679 like, uh, leave approval, 25:12.320 --> 25:13.760 vacation benches, 25:13.840 --> 25:15.439 ACR submissions… 25:16.040 --> 25:19.399 But I promise you, I won't let anyone face any problems at all. 25:20.280 --> 25:22.919 Whether anyone heard it or not, 25:23.880 --> 25:29.919 I've taken an oath that Patparganj Court will always run as smoothly as possible. 25:31.800 --> 25:32.800 All right. 25:33.640 --> 25:37.560 Tyagi, if this is your final decision, then… okay. 25:38.159 --> 25:41.159 But there's a tiny problem, Sunil. 25:41.240 --> 25:42.240 What? 25:43.000 --> 25:44.480 -Peepal. -Yes, sir. 25:45.520 --> 25:47.919 You're the High Court system officer, right? 25:48.000 --> 25:50.720 Your Honour, I came here to distribute phones. 25:50.800 --> 25:52.080 I am done with that, 25:52.159 --> 25:55.560 but I haven't received the official receipt yet from the PDJ. 25:56.120 --> 25:58.159 And you won't receive it either, Peepal. 25:58.240 --> 26:01.320 What can I say? It won't be possible for two or three months at least. 26:01.399 --> 26:02.399 No way. 26:03.560 --> 26:06.280 In that case, the phones will stay in the High Court for that time. 26:07.199 --> 26:09.480 -Huh? -Without the PDJ's stamp, 26:09.560 --> 26:11.159 we can't approve the distribution. 26:14.800 --> 26:15.880 Very sad. 26:15.960 --> 26:17.919 Can't be helped. Our hands are tied. 27:16.320 --> 27:17.840 Hello, Mr Tyagi. 27:19.280 --> 27:21.080 I must admit I was wrong. 27:22.439 --> 27:26.880 Here, I was thinking that you had said "with fear or favour" by mistake. 27:27.640 --> 27:32.679 But now, it looks like that was always your intention. 27:33.679 --> 27:37.000 You are a wonderful addition to the judiciary. 27:39.560 --> 27:44.080 I hope your father's legacy is in safe hands. 27:44.679 --> 27:46.960 He would be proud of you. 28:17.199 --> 28:18.760 It's gonna be fun. 28:18.840 --> 28:20.800 The partnership is working. 28:21.320 --> 28:22.640 May it succeed. 28:23.800 --> 28:26.280 Mr Munshi, I took off the board. 28:26.800 --> 28:29.000 But what will the chamber's new name be? 28:30.280 --> 28:32.439 Well, the partners of the chamber will decide that. 28:32.520 --> 28:34.360 What's there to decide? 28:34.439 --> 28:35.840 Balli, Negi and Associates. 28:35.919 --> 28:37.439 Let's shake on it. 28:37.520 --> 28:39.040 Sounds good, 28:39.120 --> 28:41.840 but, uh, Negi, Balli and Associates is also good. 28:41.919 --> 28:42.959 It's witty, right? 28:43.040 --> 28:44.159 Let's shake on it. 28:44.959 --> 28:48.959 Uh, it is a good idea… …but the thing is, 28:49.040 --> 28:51.480 since everyone knows the bar president's name, 28:51.560 --> 28:54.360 so let's go with Balli, Negi and Associates. 28:54.439 --> 28:57.040 Uh, listen, Order. Go get a box of sweets quickly, good boy. 28:57.120 --> 28:58.320 -Sure. -Hang on, Order. 28:58.399 --> 29:01.080 You're still acting bar president, Mintu. 29:01.159 --> 29:03.159 What if you lose the election by mistake? 29:03.240 --> 29:05.600 Negi, Balli and Associates would be safer. 29:06.560 --> 29:08.560 Order. Now, get the sweets. 29:08.639 --> 29:09.679 No, hang on. 29:10.760 --> 29:13.240 I lose? I lose the election? 29:13.320 --> 29:15.480 Is… You mean, this is what you want for your new partner? 29:16.000 --> 29:18.159 You just showed me what a petty foyer lawyer you are. 29:18.240 --> 29:20.520 -Hey, one minute. -Oh, I'm the one who's petty? 29:20.600 --> 29:22.600 Who knocked down my files twice this morning? 29:22.679 --> 29:25.159 Mr Munshi, this man's a total file maniac. 29:25.240 --> 29:28.760 Really? And what about that little hand-to-hand contact you just pulled? 29:28.840 --> 29:30.159 "Thank you, Mintu." 29:30.240 --> 29:32.720 -You were there. Tell him what happened. -How can you talk like that? 29:32.800 --> 29:34.639 -Don't you know how to talk to a woman? -Maybe I don't. 29:34.720 --> 29:35.720 Enough. 29:36.879 --> 29:40.560 This chamber has always had the most capable lawyers in Patparganj. 29:42.040 --> 29:44.639 And every decision will be based on capability. 29:50.639 --> 29:55.040 The chamber's cases and associates will be divided between you two. 29:55.840 --> 29:57.720 And in the next quarter, 29:57.800 --> 30:02.639 whoever provides relief to more clients will get to name the chamber. 30:02.720 --> 30:05.480 Oh, I see. So we are making teams, is it? 30:05.560 --> 30:08.240 Madam. Pull on finger, please. 30:08.320 --> 30:09.679 Sorry. 30:11.760 --> 30:13.679 -Hey. Out! -Buzz off. 30:14.320 --> 30:15.320 Get lost. 30:17.320 --> 30:21.000 The name of the chamber will be Balli, Negi and Associates. 30:21.080 --> 30:22.879 -That's-- -Which means Ba-Ne. 30:24.080 --> 30:27.439 Negi, Balli and Associates. 30:27.520 --> 30:28.840 Ne-Ba. 30:32.040 --> 30:33.040 SUJATA - MINTU 30:33.120 --> 30:34.520 Sounds like "never." 30:50.360 --> 30:51.439 Tea? 30:53.919 --> 30:55.720 Were you, too, a lawyer before this? 30:57.000 --> 31:00.439 Why? What did you think? I was a tea seller? 31:00.520 --> 31:01.560 No, uh… 31:02.560 --> 31:06.600 Do… Do you feel any different, uh, after taking your oath? 31:06.679 --> 31:10.520 Remember, I stumbled in front of you under the weight of duty. 31:10.600 --> 31:12.639 Is the weight of duty too much? Or… 31:13.639 --> 31:14.959 are we just used to stumbling? 31:15.040 --> 31:19.199 Beyond reasonable doubt, it's hard to say, Mr Tyagi. 31:19.280 --> 31:20.959 -Some tea for you. -Ah, thank you. 31:23.360 --> 31:25.320 You carry the whole tea stall with you. 31:25.399 --> 31:27.679 It's a passion. 31:29.439 --> 31:30.439 Oh. 31:31.000 --> 31:32.800 Someone once told me that, uh, 31:34.000 --> 31:37.800 after taking the oath, a man changes somewhat. 31:42.560 --> 31:43.720 I took the oath… 31:45.320 --> 31:46.399 correctly, didn't I? 31:50.399 --> 31:51.439 Mr Tyagi. 31:53.800 --> 31:55.280 It's about your beliefs. 31:55.959 --> 31:56.959 Like, uh… 31:58.399 --> 31:59.520 swearing on something. 32:00.320 --> 32:03.679 Some people swear by their mother and never tell any lies. 32:03.760 --> 32:06.480 And some even swear by their dead mothers. 32:06.560 --> 32:08.199 Right? 32:08.280 --> 32:09.760 So what it comes down to is, 32:10.360 --> 32:15.040 if you think this oath is going to help you become a judge, 32:16.240 --> 32:17.280 then take it again. 32:22.199 --> 32:24.959 I spent the whole day struggling with the thought of… 32:26.600 --> 32:30.320 how I would retake my oath in front of everyone. 32:31.480 --> 32:32.520 Mr Tyagi. 32:33.879 --> 32:37.240 If you're taking this oath for yourself, 32:38.840 --> 32:40.439 why care about the others? 32:48.280 --> 32:50.280 Ani, guess what happened in the chamber. 32:52.159 --> 32:55.080 Why are you drinking plain water? What happened to her? 32:55.159 --> 32:57.159 She says this is the first time she's lost to Nayana. 32:57.240 --> 32:58.280 Wrong. 32:58.360 --> 33:00.520 You forgot the spoon race in second grade. 33:00.600 --> 33:01.639 Go get her. 33:02.639 --> 33:03.639 Spoon race? 33:04.520 --> 33:07.679 You cheated back then, and today, you cheated again. 33:08.280 --> 33:10.240 You went crying to your mama back then. 33:10.320 --> 33:11.520 Go cry to her again. 33:11.600 --> 33:13.879 Well, at least I have a mum. 33:16.360 --> 33:17.360 What was that? 33:17.959 --> 33:20.000 I'm sorry. 33:20.080 --> 33:21.080 It's okay. 33:24.280 --> 33:25.439 Mr Banaspati. 33:26.480 --> 33:29.080 My settlement offer still stands at 100 grand. 33:30.159 --> 33:32.480 You've already seen what she's capable of. 33:32.560 --> 33:34.959 I will crush you under my Jimmy Choos. 33:35.040 --> 33:37.240 One minute. One minute. 33:37.320 --> 33:38.879 This case isn't over yet. 33:38.959 --> 33:39.959 Ani, tell her. 33:43.000 --> 33:45.320 Mr Banaspati, you work it out. 33:45.399 --> 33:46.439 -What? -Huh? 33:47.040 --> 33:48.639 -What? -Hundred grand. 33:48.719 --> 33:50.320 Seal the deal. 33:51.679 --> 33:53.679 Come on, Mr Banaspati. 33:53.760 --> 33:55.600 Shake on it. Quick. 33:56.520 --> 33:58.159 Come on, Mr Banaspati. 34:00.719 --> 34:02.480 We are fighting this case. 34:03.919 --> 34:05.520 And not just 100 grand. 34:06.120 --> 34:08.560 I'm going to take 500 grand as compensation. 34:08.639 --> 34:11.279 Thank you, Mr Banaspati. 34:11.360 --> 34:15.280 And I promise you, we will win. 34:15.360 --> 34:18.000 And then I'll get a Russian wife. 34:18.920 --> 34:21.120 And she will make me some Russian "salard." 34:21.719 --> 34:23.799 It's "salad." 34:24.400 --> 34:26.400 And that's… that's so sexist. 34:26.480 --> 34:27.560 I know. 34:28.600 --> 34:31.199 You guys are so weird. 34:32.520 --> 34:35.440 -Thank you. -I, Visheshwar Dayal Tyagi, 34:36.040 --> 34:37.040 having been appointed as 34:37.120 --> 34:39.080 -the Principal District Judge… -Come. Let's see. 34:39.159 --> 34:40.520 …of Patparganj District Court, 34:40.600 --> 34:42.639 do swear in the name of God 34:42.719 --> 34:48.480 that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the Constitution of India. 34:48.560 --> 34:53.520 As by law established, that I will uphold the sovereignty and integrity of India, 34:53.600 --> 34:55.080 that I will duly and faithfully 34:55.159 --> 34:58.720 and to the best of my ability, knowledge and judgement, 34:58.799 --> 35:00.880 perform the duties of my office 35:00.960 --> 35:06.760 without fear of favour, affection or ill will. 35:06.839 --> 35:11.280 Finally, Patparganj has a Principal District Judge. 35:12.080 --> 35:13.080 Agreed? 35:14.720 --> 35:16.400 -Sir? -Mmm. 35:17.440 --> 35:19.440 Sir, even when you agree, you're angry. 35:21.240 --> 35:24.120 So far, he's only completed step one, Mr Shubhkela. 35:25.160 --> 35:28.680 Let's see how true he stays to his oath. Shubhkela.