WEBVTT 00:13.399 --> 00:16.400 This is a very serious charge against you, sir. 00:16.480 --> 00:19.320 Criminal intimidation, no less. 00:19.400 --> 00:20.840 Do you understand? 00:20.919 --> 00:23.680 According to this, you made threats against the complainant. 00:23.760 --> 00:25.760 Sir, that's completely false. 00:26.799 --> 00:29.119 How could I ever threaten anyone? 00:29.200 --> 00:30.200 Correct. 00:30.279 --> 00:33.480 I'd gone to ask him to return my own money. 00:33.559 --> 00:36.960 Just because I used a few bad words, he filed a case against me. 00:37.040 --> 00:38.080 A few bad words? 00:38.680 --> 00:40.040 Listen to me, my friend. 00:40.120 --> 00:42.040 You may have a sweet little voice, 00:42.120 --> 00:46.280 but those were some salty, bad words you used on him, and they weren't a few. 00:47.640 --> 00:50.400 Bail will be difficult. Very difficult. 00:50.480 --> 00:53.239 But the previous lawyer said I was sure to get bail. 00:53.320 --> 00:55.919 -The case is a done deal. -Hey, genius, 00:56.000 --> 00:58.480 a case is never considered a done deal… 00:58.559 --> 01:00.640 until the judge says so. 01:00.720 --> 01:03.640 In the temple of the court, the judge is God. 01:03.720 --> 01:07.240 And your case is with Principal District Judge Tyagi. 01:07.320 --> 01:08.800 He's just been made judge. 01:10.040 --> 01:11.880 He won't let you off so easily. 01:13.080 --> 01:16.880 Sir, do something and get me out on bail, please. 01:16.960 --> 01:20.520 You have no idea what I suffer in jail because of my high-pitched voice. 01:20.600 --> 01:22.000 You can ask him. 01:22.960 --> 01:23.960 Yeah, he's right. 01:26.360 --> 01:27.920 It'll be 25,000. 01:28.000 --> 01:29.520 25,000? 01:30.880 --> 01:32.440 -Your Honour, first day. -Yes. 01:32.520 --> 01:33.960 -Excited? -Yes. 01:34.040 --> 01:35.640 Your Honour, this way. 01:36.360 --> 01:37.360 Why this way? 01:37.440 --> 01:38.880 Judges always enter from here. 01:39.399 --> 01:41.240 Topo, this is my first day. 01:41.839 --> 01:43.280 I won't just enter. 01:43.800 --> 01:45.920 I'm going to make a dramatic entrance. 01:50.119 --> 01:51.399 Hey, the judge is here. 01:51.479 --> 01:53.640 -Good morning, Your Honour. -Sir, good morning. 01:54.720 --> 01:55.920 Good morning, sir. 02:11.519 --> 02:13.360 Hey, did you see that? The judge just smiled. 02:13.440 --> 02:14.840 And that too at a lawyer. 02:14.920 --> 02:17.000 Looks like Bagai's bail is a done deal. 02:20.560 --> 02:21.959 -Good morning. -Good morning. 02:29.519 --> 02:31.680 -Sit down please. -Yes, sir. 02:31.760 --> 02:32.920 -Your Honour. -Yes? 02:33.000 --> 02:34.880 Why did you smile at that lawyer outside? 02:35.600 --> 02:36.640 Huh? 02:38.480 --> 02:39.480 Huh? 02:42.440 --> 02:43.560 Smile? 03:04.519 --> 03:07.920 Mintu, sir, at least have a look. I stayed up all night blowing balloons for you. 03:13.720 --> 03:15.239 Happy birthday, Mintu. 03:15.320 --> 03:18.720 Unbelievable! Birthday wishes and no gift? Go sit outside in the foyer. 03:18.799 --> 03:20.799 Shambhu, only the ones with the gifts will stay. 03:20.880 --> 03:23.040 Okay? These flowers are fake. They won't do. 03:23.120 --> 03:25.360 I have sent an RS to everyone. Don't forget to VP. 03:25.440 --> 03:27.160 Our Bar President will cut his cake this evening. 03:27.239 --> 03:28.280 Acting Bar President. 03:28.360 --> 03:30.760 We came to have cake and he kicked us out. 03:30.840 --> 03:33.480 -He always does… -No sarcasm? No cutting comeback? 03:33.560 --> 03:35.280 Mintu's become mature. 03:36.200 --> 03:37.880 He is missing Visheshwar. 03:38.480 --> 03:39.840 Not at all, Mr Munshi. 03:40.560 --> 03:42.160 What does Tyagi mean to me? 03:42.239 --> 03:44.079 I mean, he's a big-shot judge now. 03:44.679 --> 03:48.079 Why should he remember the birthday of a small-time lawyer like me? 03:48.760 --> 03:51.200 So, Mintu, what kind of cake would you like me to order? 03:51.840 --> 03:53.679 There will be no cake-cutting, Sujata. 03:53.760 --> 03:55.600 Tyagi gets me a cake every year. 03:55.679 --> 03:57.480 If he doesn't this time, then I won't have one. 03:58.280 --> 03:59.640 He doesn't understand. 03:59.720 --> 04:02.320 Visheshwar is a judge now. He can't meet him. 04:08.079 --> 04:09.079 Yeah, Vishwas? 04:09.160 --> 04:10.679 Sujata, something's happened to Law. 04:10.760 --> 04:12.519 What happened to Law? 04:12.600 --> 04:18.479 What I'm about to tell you is something that happens to a lot of men. 04:19.320 --> 04:20.399 Promise me… 04:22.079 --> 04:24.720 -you won't laugh at me. -No, bro, we won't laugh. 04:24.800 --> 04:27.920 -Don't worry, Law. This is a safe space. -Mmm. 04:28.880 --> 04:32.280 This morning, when I… 04:33.160 --> 04:36.760 was going up in the lift with some bread and eggs, I met… 04:38.160 --> 04:39.400 Mrs Sharma there. 04:39.479 --> 04:40.880 Mrs Sharma? 04:40.960 --> 04:42.680 -My landlord. -Landlady. 04:42.760 --> 04:44.440 She is no lady, Ani. 04:45.400 --> 04:48.200 What she did to me in the lift, no… 04:48.280 --> 04:50.080 No lady would ever do that. 04:50.160 --> 04:52.240 -Hmm? -She actually… 04:53.440 --> 04:54.479 spanked me. 04:56.919 --> 04:59.919 -Fuck. -What the hell do you mean by "spank"? 05:00.000 --> 05:02.560 Daleel, "spank" means to, uh… 05:04.120 --> 05:05.200 pat someone. 05:06.200 --> 05:09.000 So, now this prude doesn't like being patted on the back? 05:09.599 --> 05:11.800 Actually, it was lower than the back. 05:11.880 --> 05:13.320 On the waist? 05:13.400 --> 05:17.520 -Lower than that. -Oh, I see, I see! 05:18.440 --> 05:19.520 Come on, Law. 05:19.599 --> 05:21.080 Who does that nowadays? 05:21.160 --> 05:23.120 -It must have been a mistake. -Just ask me. 05:23.200 --> 05:25.160 -I'm always getting spanked in the metro. -Mm-hmm. 05:25.240 --> 05:26.479 The old guys spank the hardest. 05:26.560 --> 05:29.160 If her hand had touched me by mistake, she would have moved it away, right? 05:29.240 --> 05:30.320 She didn't? 05:30.400 --> 05:32.280 Hers was stuck to my butt. 05:32.359 --> 05:34.320 Right up to the eighth floor. 05:34.960 --> 05:37.240 And you know what? She didn't raise my rent this year. 05:37.320 --> 05:38.640 She reduced it. 05:39.200 --> 05:41.039 But that wasn't a discount. 05:42.800 --> 05:43.880 It was a payment. 05:43.960 --> 05:47.800 You fool. If you're getting paid for it, then what the hell is your problem? 05:47.880 --> 05:50.120 Daleel, why are you being so insensitive? 05:50.640 --> 05:52.359 Law needs our help. 05:52.440 --> 05:54.479 -He's been harassed, okay? -Mm-hmm. 05:54.560 --> 05:57.240 Her-ass I've heard of. Who's ever heard of his-ass? 05:57.320 --> 05:58.840 She… She means something else. 05:58.919 --> 06:01.440 -I knew no one would believe me. -What does she mean? 06:01.960 --> 06:04.880 It's like those harassment victims in the movies. Just like that! 06:04.960 --> 06:08.160 Those are movie stars. Why would anyone harass you? 06:08.240 --> 06:10.640 -Law isn't even your real name. -Mm-hmm. 06:10.720 --> 06:12.599 -Even stars don't use their real names. -He's right. 06:12.680 --> 06:14.359 Yeah, I'm forgetting who, but there's lots of them. 06:14.440 --> 06:15.840 -Like that guy-- -Guys, please. 06:16.800 --> 06:17.840 Focus. 06:19.720 --> 06:20.919 Law, I believe you. 06:22.120 --> 06:25.599 And I'll make sure that you and men like you feel safe in our society. 06:25.680 --> 06:26.680 You have full right. 06:27.880 --> 06:31.160 So, this happened to you in your building elevator? 06:32.840 --> 06:34.720 Any CCTV cameras? 06:36.320 --> 06:38.440 -For sure. -Now, you tell me. 06:38.520 --> 06:41.000 What kind of smile did Bagai receive? 06:41.560 --> 06:45.640 A very personal one. And Judge Tyagi nodded his head. 06:45.720 --> 06:48.120 Now, when a smile was so personal, 06:48.200 --> 06:50.479 then the judgement will also be in his favour, right? 06:50.560 --> 06:52.240 Don't talk nonsense, my friend. 06:52.320 --> 06:55.359 Uh, Tyagi sir's a very impartial judge, okay? 06:55.440 --> 06:58.720 And I won't hear a single bad thing said against my friend. 06:58.799 --> 07:01.320 Bagai, sir, I was wrong. 07:01.400 --> 07:03.359 Twenty-five thousand is too little. 07:03.440 --> 07:04.560 I'll pay you 30. 07:06.560 --> 07:08.440 Out of all the cases on my plate, 07:08.520 --> 07:12.960 it is only in Bagai's case that bail appears to be clearly justified. 07:13.680 --> 07:16.039 All the evidence is in favour of his client. 07:16.120 --> 07:19.840 So, now can you please tell me, why should I keep him in jail for a whole month? 07:19.919 --> 07:23.680 Well, someone has to pay the price for that smile you gave, sir. 07:23.760 --> 07:27.120 -Otherwise, you will appear biased. -Which I'm certainly not. 07:27.200 --> 07:31.479 None of us are, for that matter, and neither should we appear so. 07:32.239 --> 07:36.520 What do you think? That I enjoy walking around in court with a resting bitch face? 07:37.960 --> 07:39.880 It's a strategy, my friend. 07:40.440 --> 07:43.919 So the lawyers I meet dare not smile at me. 07:45.159 --> 07:46.880 At least you've just been accused of smiling. 07:46.960 --> 07:49.440 On my birthday, my wife gifted me this fancy watch. 07:49.520 --> 07:52.960 I only glanced at it a couple of times and someone complained 07:53.039 --> 07:55.159 that the judge is in a hurry to deliver his judgement. 07:55.239 --> 07:56.479 Very true. 07:56.560 --> 08:00.840 Actions, reactions… A judge is judged on everything. 08:00.919 --> 08:04.000 -A judge is always on trial. -Correct. 08:04.080 --> 08:07.080 So do you expect me to be like Mona Lisa? 08:07.159 --> 08:10.200 Yeah, where no one can tell whether I'm smiling or I'm not smiling? 08:10.280 --> 08:14.320 Bureaucrats and politicians are never questioned when they are smiling. 08:14.400 --> 08:17.919 Why are all these dos and don'ts reserved only for judges? 08:18.000 --> 08:22.479 Because, at the end of it all, the public comes to us. 08:22.560 --> 08:23.840 Looking for justice. 08:25.560 --> 08:30.520 That's why the PDJ of the court cannot appear biased at any time. 08:31.320 --> 08:33.400 Just deny bail. 08:33.480 --> 08:35.199 Look, I don't want to appear biased. 08:35.799 --> 08:40.520 But I'm certainly not willing to send an innocent to jail either. 08:40.600 --> 08:41.600 That's for sure. 08:44.520 --> 08:45.600 Now, Mr Tyagi, 08:47.199 --> 08:51.560 what if Bagai withdraws this case himself? 08:52.360 --> 08:55.400 -Meaning what? -Meaning, what if… 08:55.920 --> 08:58.480 Bagai himself withdraws this case. What then? 09:10.800 --> 09:12.199 Eight… 09:13.320 --> 09:14.839 Right up to the eighth floor. 09:14.920 --> 09:19.320 It's not just America that's naughty. India's naughty too! 09:19.400 --> 09:21.640 Put it on the Internet. It'll go viral. 09:21.720 --> 09:24.199 What should go viral is your response to this. 09:24.280 --> 09:27.079 Is this any way for the police to deal with a crime? 09:27.160 --> 09:29.400 Huh, crime? What crime? 09:29.480 --> 09:32.320 You're a lawyer, right? Tell me which law does this come under. 09:32.400 --> 09:35.880 Ah, ah, sir. She's from Harvard, sir. She'll tell you. Go on, tell him. 09:35.959 --> 09:38.920 What can she tell me? Even the Chief Justice doesn't know. 09:39.000 --> 09:40.760 Because no law has been broken. 09:41.360 --> 09:43.880 Madam, there's a law only for eve-teasing. 09:43.959 --> 09:46.120 Because "Adam" teases Eve. 09:46.199 --> 09:48.000 There's no such thing as Adam-teasing. 09:48.079 --> 09:51.000 By law, only women are harassment victims. 09:51.079 --> 09:52.959 Sir, a victim is a victim. 09:53.040 --> 09:55.480 I don't believe I'm going to say this, but… 09:55.560 --> 09:57.600 -What about men's rights? -Huh? 09:57.680 --> 09:58.880 Don't they have enough already? 09:59.480 --> 10:00.800 What about our rights? 10:00.880 --> 10:02.720 Ma'am, it's not a competition. 10:02.800 --> 10:07.280 How true. We register 36 offences against women daily. 10:07.360 --> 10:09.880 And men? Once in 36 months. 10:09.959 --> 10:11.320 Of course there's no competition. 10:11.920 --> 10:15.199 Ma'am, I fully concur with your outrage. I really do. 10:15.920 --> 10:18.079 But what happened with Law was wrong too, right? 10:18.160 --> 10:20.320 Yes, but how do we know this complaint isn't fake? 10:20.400 --> 10:22.360 -But the video's right in front of you. -Yes, sir. 10:22.440 --> 10:24.600 And where does the video show that she didn't have his consent? 10:24.680 --> 10:26.959 But I'm telling you I didn't consent to that, sir. 10:27.040 --> 10:29.440 -Mm-hmm. -Sir, Law's modesty has been outraged. 10:29.520 --> 10:32.640 Madam, the law assumes that men simply don't have modesty. 10:32.720 --> 10:34.320 So, how can this Law have any? 10:34.400 --> 10:36.600 You tell me. Do we men have any modesty? 10:36.680 --> 10:39.560 Men don't have modesty, only mortality. 10:39.640 --> 10:41.600 -Of course. -What are you saying? 10:41.680 --> 10:45.000 Officer, okay, so we don't have a law for this. 10:45.079 --> 10:48.400 What about intimidation, assault, pickpocketing… 10:48.480 --> 10:50.199 We could at least file charges under one of these. 10:50.280 --> 10:52.079 -What do you mean? -One second. 10:52.720 --> 10:54.719 You want the police to bring false charges against her? 10:54.800 --> 10:56.560 -Yes, of course. No. -No, no, not at all. 10:56.640 --> 10:59.199 -How could I do that? -Ma'am, there's no such clause, right? 10:59.719 --> 11:01.240 Then tell me. What is poor Law going to do? 11:01.320 --> 11:03.160 He'll learn to put up with it. 11:03.240 --> 11:06.959 Women are always posting about being groped on social media and moving on. 11:07.040 --> 11:08.560 You can also make a few posts. 11:09.160 --> 11:10.959 -Dude, wanna do that? -Okay. Look, guys. 11:11.040 --> 11:12.360 We never discriminate. 11:13.240 --> 11:17.280 In cases like this, the advice we give to women, I'll give the same to you. 11:19.360 --> 11:20.360 Find a new place. 11:20.959 --> 11:22.440 -Oh! -That's it. 11:23.040 --> 11:27.520 -So, this is your advice to women? -What's wrong with that? 11:27.600 --> 11:29.600 -I mean, how can you ask a victim-- -Okay. 11:31.280 --> 11:34.280 There's no solution, right? Then I'll find a new place. 11:34.360 --> 11:37.000 -Be a man, dude. -Wonderful. 11:37.079 --> 11:38.680 Good afternoon, Your Honour. 11:38.760 --> 11:39.760 PREMCHAND GABAN 11:39.839 --> 11:41.280 You asked for me? 11:41.959 --> 11:44.520 No, I didn't, Mr Bagai. He did, Mr Tyagi. 11:45.560 --> 11:47.680 Oh, Tyagi, sir. 11:47.760 --> 11:49.959 You could have called me to your chamber, Your Honour. 11:52.120 --> 11:55.400 That is one mistake I will never make, Mr Bagai. 11:55.480 --> 11:57.719 But I have a favour to ask of you. 11:57.800 --> 11:59.680 Your wish is my command. 11:59.760 --> 12:02.120 Please apply for an exception in my court. 12:02.920 --> 12:06.800 After that, we can happily continue to exchange smile for smile. 12:06.880 --> 12:08.480 Exception, Tyagi, sir? 12:09.199 --> 12:12.520 You mean, none of my cases will come before you in court? 12:12.600 --> 12:13.640 But why? 12:13.719 --> 12:15.120 "Why?" 12:15.719 --> 12:18.320 Do you know what people are saying about us on campus? 12:19.000 --> 12:20.640 That I, uh… 12:25.000 --> 12:26.120 That I, uh… 12:26.839 --> 12:28.000 I like you. 12:28.079 --> 12:30.640 So? You don't like me, Tyagi, sir? 12:30.719 --> 12:34.839 Of course I do like you, but not… not in that way. 12:34.920 --> 12:36.959 Then in what way exactly do you like me? 12:37.040 --> 12:38.240 What are you being so coy? 12:38.320 --> 12:40.240 You know exactly in what way. 12:40.320 --> 12:42.560 No, I don't. Why don't you explain it to me? 12:44.959 --> 12:47.199 You both are talking about exceptions, right? 12:47.280 --> 12:50.360 -Uh, of course, uh, Mr Shubhkela. -Keep going. 12:50.440 --> 12:53.640 -Keep going. -Look, Bagai, don't beat around the bush. 12:54.160 --> 12:56.959 Are you willing to do me this favour or not? 12:57.040 --> 13:00.560 Of course, Your Honour. I will take an exception. 13:01.199 --> 13:03.800 But, uh, you'll be setting the wrong precedent. 13:04.400 --> 13:08.719 Look, just like me, there are many other lawyers you like very much, isn't it? 13:09.480 --> 13:12.199 After all, you were our president, right? 13:12.280 --> 13:15.240 Will you ask all of them to take an exception? 13:16.000 --> 13:19.880 At this rate, you will not have any cases in your court, Your Honour. 13:20.760 --> 13:23.400 That's, um, very true, Mr Tyagi. 13:26.640 --> 13:29.760 So you're looking out for me. Thank you, Mr Bagai. 13:29.839 --> 13:34.000 In friendship, there's no "sorry" and no "thank you". 13:34.079 --> 13:35.079 I'll take your leave. 13:39.920 --> 13:41.160 What's with this guy? 13:41.240 --> 13:43.480 Never mind that. 13:44.120 --> 13:45.520 What will you do now? 13:46.120 --> 13:48.000 Will you grant bail or not? 13:50.199 --> 13:52.000 Mintu, sir! 13:53.320 --> 13:54.920 Happy birthday! 13:55.000 --> 13:56.760 It's not my birthday! 13:56.839 --> 13:58.880 -It is, it is. It is his birthday. -What a weirdo. 13:58.959 --> 14:00.240 Happy Birthday… 14:00.320 --> 14:03.520 You know, I think you are judging Tyagi sir too harshly. 14:04.120 --> 14:05.440 It's only his first day as a judge. 14:05.520 --> 14:07.360 He must have forgotten with all the new work pressure. 14:08.240 --> 14:09.240 Just wait, 14:09.320 --> 14:11.440 as soon as he sees you, he'll-- 14:12.480 --> 14:13.599 JALJEERA LEMON JUICE 14:13.680 --> 14:14.880 Mintu, sir. 14:47.800 --> 14:50.079 I have sent the eviction notice an hour ago. 14:50.680 --> 14:53.160 Mrs Sharma has seen it but hasn't responded. 14:53.240 --> 14:54.640 Next time, pay the full rent. 14:54.719 --> 14:57.719 Cheap homes only exist in horror films or porn films. 14:59.560 --> 15:02.040 Can you guys help me move out of my flat? 15:05.800 --> 15:06.800 I'll accompany you. 15:11.640 --> 15:13.000 It's the least that I can do. 15:13.079 --> 15:15.439 Because, by virtue of being a woman, 15:16.400 --> 15:18.640 I can understand what you're going through. 15:18.719 --> 15:19.920 -I really can. -Madam! 15:20.800 --> 15:22.040 Anyone here named Nikunj? 15:22.120 --> 15:23.280 -Huh? -Why? 15:23.360 --> 15:26.160 -They're looking for him. -He has been charged under section 354. 15:29.520 --> 15:30.520 Here's my ID. 15:30.599 --> 15:33.040 -Outraging a woman's modesty? -I'll show you my driving licence also. 15:33.120 --> 15:35.360 -Woman's modesty? Tell me, Daleel. -Look, here it is. 15:35.439 --> 15:37.560 Does your identity card have the name Nikunj on it? 15:37.640 --> 15:39.599 Why would my name be Nikunj? What's wrong with you? 15:39.680 --> 15:42.520 -I told you, there's no Nikunj here. -No, no, there is someone. 15:42.599 --> 15:44.160 -Really? -Yeah, I made his court ID. 15:44.240 --> 15:47.079 Arrest that horrible pervert! That is Nikunj. 15:48.479 --> 15:50.800 -Oh, he is Nikunj. -Your name's Nikunj? 15:50.880 --> 15:53.920 -Hey, you harass women? -No, no… No, I didn't do anything, sir! 15:54.000 --> 15:56.000 Sir, I didn't do anything. I swear. Ma'am! 15:56.079 --> 15:58.520 -Sir, one second. -Ma'am… Ma'am, I didn't do anything. 15:58.599 --> 16:00.040 I didn't do anything, ma'am. 16:00.120 --> 16:01.120 -Officer… -Do something. 16:01.199 --> 16:02.640 Tell me. 16:04.560 --> 16:05.839 I'm single. 16:06.479 --> 16:07.880 A divorcee. 16:08.959 --> 16:11.680 But… I'm a little friendly by nature. 16:12.599 --> 16:16.839 My daughter lives far away in Australia. And Nikunj… 16:16.920 --> 16:19.079 -Sir, I swear I didn't do anything… -Hey, you be quiet. 16:19.160 --> 16:20.599 Hold on. Hold on. Let her speak. 16:20.680 --> 16:24.280 Young man, after all, far away from home. 16:24.839 --> 16:27.760 And yes, not a single girl has ever visited him. 16:27.839 --> 16:30.079 -What? -Loser. 16:30.880 --> 16:32.359 -Not even one? -It's possible 16:32.439 --> 16:34.680 all his pent-up feelings are bubbling up inside. 16:34.760 --> 16:36.400 And maybe that's why he said, 16:38.120 --> 16:39.120 "Aunty… 16:39.920 --> 16:41.640 -could you please pat me?" -Huh? 16:41.719 --> 16:44.920 -Uh, no… -"A little lower than my back." 16:45.599 --> 16:48.560 I'm single, a divorcee, 16:48.640 --> 16:50.439 -a little-- -A little friendly by nature. 16:50.520 --> 16:52.319 -Sir, she's playing Uno Reverse. -What reverse? 16:52.400 --> 16:54.280 Mrs Sharma, how shameless are you? 16:54.359 --> 16:57.479 It's because of women like her, that people don't believe the victim, sir. 16:57.560 --> 16:59.160 Sir, you know very well that she is lying. 16:59.240 --> 17:00.400 -Exactly. -She has no proof at all. 17:00.479 --> 17:01.760 Yes, yes, I know that. 17:01.839 --> 17:04.319 -Yes, ma'am. -Madam, it's a woman's complaint. 17:04.399 --> 17:05.399 A woman! 17:05.480 --> 17:08.879 Never mind him. Even if a women complains against a parrot, we take action. 17:08.960 --> 17:12.200 -Yeah, he's right about that. -Police report first, proof later. 17:12.280 --> 17:13.359 Hmm. 17:13.440 --> 17:15.399 Being a woman has advantages these days. 17:15.480 --> 17:17.480 Yeah, ma'am, you're right about that. 17:17.560 --> 17:18.680 Excuse me. 17:18.760 --> 17:21.040 This is not feminism. 17:21.119 --> 17:22.640 -Yeah. -Sir, Inspector Pepsu, 17:22.720 --> 17:23.880 please don't file a report. 17:23.960 --> 17:26.399 If he ever goes in for an arranged marriage, it will get in the way. 17:26.480 --> 17:29.520 And if he does get married, he won't even cross the border. 17:30.200 --> 17:31.960 -He'll never get a visa. -Exactly. 17:32.040 --> 17:34.000 -Sir, I'd like to go-- -So, this is my advice to you. 17:34.080 --> 17:36.480 Apologise to her and settle the matter. 17:36.560 --> 17:38.080 -What kind of advice is-- -Absolutely not. 17:38.159 --> 17:39.600 You file your report. 17:39.680 --> 17:41.399 -Nikunj, we're going to see them in court. -Yeah. 17:41.480 --> 17:42.480 Yeah, not going to apologise. 17:42.560 --> 17:45.320 -Go ahead. File the report. Do it. -He's a gone case. Take him away. 17:45.399 --> 17:47.960 -There's no way he's going to apologise-- -Sorry… Sorry, ma'am. 17:48.040 --> 17:51.120 It was my fault, Mrs Sharma. I'll never do it again. Please. Please. 17:51.200 --> 17:53.560 -Don't do that-- -Hey! What are you doing? 17:53.640 --> 17:54.800 Okay, I won't file a report. 17:54.880 --> 17:56.760 Oh, ow. My back! 17:56.840 --> 17:58.560 Okay, let her go. She won't do it. 17:58.640 --> 18:01.640 -Listen, son, I won't file a report. -She won't do it. 18:01.720 --> 18:03.800 -Promise? -Yes, yes, I promise. 18:05.640 --> 18:07.440 -But on one condition. -Yes. 18:10.240 --> 18:12.159 -You won't move out. -Yeah. 18:17.240 --> 18:21.360 Uh, it was really hard finding, uh, a tenant. Uh… 18:21.440 --> 18:24.520 As you know by now, I am single, 18:24.600 --> 18:28.720 a divorcee, a little friendly by nature. 18:28.800 --> 18:30.000 Oh, my God. 18:31.640 --> 18:32.840 DISTRICT COURT, PATPARGANJ 18:32.919 --> 18:34.960 -What time does he leave? -There's no fixed time, sir. 18:35.040 --> 18:37.720 Sir! Tyagi, sir! I know you saw me standing here. 18:38.960 --> 18:40.280 Let him in. 18:41.960 --> 18:44.040 Sir, you've forgotten what day it is today. 18:45.640 --> 18:47.320 These are the judges' chambers. 18:48.880 --> 18:50.399 -Sorry, sir. -Tell me. 18:51.280 --> 18:52.840 Sir, it's Mintu's birthday today. 18:52.919 --> 18:54.320 Yes, I know that. 18:55.240 --> 18:57.720 But, sir, he's… he's very upset actually. 18:57.800 --> 18:59.760 He refuses to even cut a free cake. 18:59.840 --> 19:02.840 He says "My friends cut me off, so why should I cut a cake?" 19:04.760 --> 19:05.800 Sorry, sir. 19:05.880 --> 19:06.880 Order, not now. 19:06.960 --> 19:10.640 It's my first day as a judge, and word has already spread that I am biased. 19:10.720 --> 19:13.320 And you want me to meet Mintu and sing happy birthday to him? 19:13.399 --> 19:16.360 No, sir, no need to sing. Just say it normally. That'll be enough. 19:19.240 --> 19:21.520 But, sir, he has a right to be upset, doesn't he? 19:21.600 --> 19:23.320 On the one hand, you're ignoring him. 19:23.399 --> 19:26.720 On the other, you're flashing smiles at that wonky-toothed Bagai. 19:26.800 --> 19:29.360 I didn't do it on purpose, man. I saw him and I just smiled. 19:29.440 --> 19:31.000 Now what do I do? I made a mistake. 19:31.919 --> 19:35.040 Since you've already made one mistake, why don't you make one more? 19:35.120 --> 19:36.679 Do it for Mintu's sake. 19:41.880 --> 19:43.320 Make one more mistake? 19:45.919 --> 19:47.880 -Your Honour, the list is ready. -Mmm. 19:47.960 --> 19:51.480 The advocates today are, Mr Advait Khurana, Parul Gulati, 19:51.560 --> 19:53.320 and, uh, B.K. Zaveri… 19:53.880 --> 19:55.360 Mr Zaveri. 19:57.000 --> 19:58.240 Mr Zaveri! 19:59.080 --> 20:01.720 Oh, wow! You're looking slim and trim! 20:01.800 --> 20:03.360 Are you on a diet? 20:05.000 --> 20:07.040 He's a lean and clean lawyer. 20:13.679 --> 20:16.560 History of criminal behaviour. Bail denied. 20:30.080 --> 20:33.080 Application unmaintainable. Bail denied. 20:43.360 --> 20:45.280 Chance of absconding. Bail denied. 20:46.880 --> 20:50.520 The ones he smiled at, only receive a smile, no bail. 20:55.960 --> 20:57.919 What's the matter, Mr Bagai? 20:59.440 --> 21:00.919 Why do you look so scared? 21:02.040 --> 21:03.440 I don't see your smile today. 21:03.520 --> 21:05.440 Nothing's the matter, Your Honour. 21:05.520 --> 21:08.000 What do you think? Should he get bail? 21:08.080 --> 21:10.080 Now that, only you can decide, Your Honour. 21:10.159 --> 21:12.880 But you're a lawyer too. You tell me. 21:13.480 --> 21:17.280 If he deserves bail, then tell me why. 21:18.480 --> 21:21.880 It's his very first offence, sir. Uh, it won't happen again. 21:30.520 --> 21:31.520 Bail granted. 21:38.440 --> 21:39.679 See, I told you. 21:40.200 --> 21:43.800 Judge Tyagi's smile and judgement are both totally unbiased. 21:43.880 --> 21:46.000 Come on, now give me back my money, hurry up. 21:48.840 --> 21:50.800 This poor guy spent five years studying. 21:51.600 --> 21:54.800 He then passed the Bar Council exam. He became a lawyer. 21:55.640 --> 21:57.320 And still, he's so helpless. 21:58.120 --> 21:59.960 Imagine what the common man would go through. 22:00.480 --> 22:03.080 -Just think about it. -Excuse me, can I have another plate? 22:08.720 --> 22:12.200 I empathise with you, Law. I really do. 22:18.679 --> 22:19.919 Feels great. 22:21.000 --> 22:22.280 You were right, Sujata. 22:23.520 --> 22:25.760 Arguments are just not enough to win. 22:30.520 --> 22:32.679 I do have a strategy in mind. 22:34.800 --> 22:37.919 It's a little dodgy, but… 22:40.919 --> 22:43.399 What is it, Inspector? Why have you called me here? 22:43.480 --> 22:44.679 -Over there. -She is here. 22:44.760 --> 22:46.399 -Ma'am, here, please come, sit here. -Go on. 22:46.480 --> 22:48.360 -Ma'am, you write the report. -Mmm. 22:48.919 --> 22:50.919 What happened? Why have you called me? What have I done? 22:51.000 --> 22:52.080 She was eve-teasing me. 22:52.159 --> 22:53.720 -Eves. -Eves-teasing. 22:53.800 --> 22:55.200 -Plural. -What? 22:55.280 --> 22:58.720 Mrs Sharma has outraged the modesty of both of us, ma'am. 22:58.800 --> 23:01.520 -So, you harassed them? -Look, this is such a blatant lie. 23:01.600 --> 23:06.480 Neither do I know these two women, and nor are these men young. 23:07.080 --> 23:08.360 Mrs Sharma, that is such a lie. 23:08.439 --> 23:11.000 She passed by us in the market and stroked us like this. 23:11.800 --> 23:13.640 And then you know what she did? 23:13.720 --> 23:14.720 She winked at us. 23:15.919 --> 23:17.679 -So, you winked at them? -No… 23:17.760 --> 23:20.240 -It's a woman's complaint, madam. -Woman! 23:20.320 --> 23:23.600 Have you forgotten? Police report first, proof later. 23:24.200 --> 23:27.120 Besides, we have this video of you. 23:28.120 --> 23:29.840 Maybe we can't file a case, 23:29.919 --> 23:32.240 but a character certificate should be good enough. 23:32.320 --> 23:33.720 Hmm. 23:33.800 --> 23:37.200 So here is my advice to you. Settle this amongst yourselves. 23:37.840 --> 23:40.200 -Thrash it out. -No, ma'am, go ahead with the report. 23:40.840 --> 23:42.159 -Let's proceed. -No, no, look… 23:42.240 --> 23:43.399 It was one o'clock, and it-- 23:43.480 --> 23:45.080 -Look, please listen. -No, we don't want to. 23:45.159 --> 23:47.280 -Let them finish. -There were a lot of people. 23:47.360 --> 23:50.560 -And there was a woman-- -Okay. I admit it, it was my fault. 23:51.120 --> 23:52.520 -Yes! -Bro. 23:52.600 --> 23:54.560 -I knew it. -It was my fault entirely. 23:55.399 --> 23:57.520 I want to go to Australia to see my daughter. 23:58.120 --> 23:59.520 I won't get a visa. 24:00.679 --> 24:03.159 Please, don't file a report. 24:04.000 --> 24:05.000 Okay. 24:05.640 --> 24:07.000 We won't file a report. 24:09.360 --> 24:11.960 -But on one condition. -What? 24:12.040 --> 24:13.880 One year rent-free. 24:16.360 --> 24:18.240 -With free parking. -Mm-hmm. 24:18.320 --> 24:19.399 Nikunj? 24:20.760 --> 24:22.200 Well done, bro. 24:24.120 --> 24:27.040 Come on, come on. We are cutting Mintu's cake! 24:27.120 --> 24:29.000 One, two… 24:29.080 --> 24:30.919 Happy birthday! 24:31.000 --> 24:32.360 IT'S MY BIRTHDAY 24:35.399 --> 24:36.399 Nice. 24:37.360 --> 24:40.640 -Uh, whose idea was it? -His! 24:42.640 --> 24:44.120 -Very nice. -Thanks. 24:47.840 --> 24:49.280 -It's my birthday! -Yeah. 24:49.360 --> 24:51.640 -It's my birthday, guys! It's my birthday. -Yeah. 24:51.720 --> 24:52.760 Yeah? Yeah? 24:52.840 --> 24:54.360 It's my birthday! Stop it! 24:55.240 --> 24:57.360 I've already said I don't want to celebrate. 24:57.439 --> 24:59.640 So, why the hell have you all turned up here? 25:03.320 --> 25:05.280 What are you so upset about, Mintu? 25:19.480 --> 25:21.000 What the hell, bro? 25:21.080 --> 25:22.240 Why are you so late? 25:22.320 --> 25:24.919 Because I wanted to get this for you. Topo? 25:27.080 --> 25:29.600 Oh, man! 25:30.560 --> 25:32.120 Kidney-bean flavour! 25:32.199 --> 25:34.720 My girlfriend made it for you. Kidney-bean and rice cake. 25:34.800 --> 25:37.600 And one more thing, Mr Lakhmir Singh Balli. 25:38.679 --> 25:40.399 I have an exception to declare. 25:41.480 --> 25:45.640 You, and of course, any case from your chamber 25:46.280 --> 25:49.919 will never be admitted in my courtroom. 25:54.480 --> 25:58.439 You are my friend. There's no way I can judge you. 26:00.360 --> 26:03.000 You said it so that's how it will be. 26:03.080 --> 26:06.760 Happy birthday, bro! 26:06.840 --> 26:08.840 I love you, bro. Love you! 26:09.760 --> 26:11.040 This Tyagi guy is amazing. 26:11.679 --> 26:13.720 Thank you, Vishwas! 26:14.520 --> 26:18.320 All these years, we've been afraid to smile, and here he is hugging in public. 26:23.360 --> 26:24.919 Happy birthday! 26:25.000 --> 26:26.960 Happy birthday to me! 26:28.320 --> 26:29.320 Ani. 26:32.679 --> 26:35.840 Listen, uh, after what you did for me today, 26:35.919 --> 26:39.480 the least I can do is get you some coffee. 26:40.560 --> 26:42.840 Really? You won't have it with me? 26:42.919 --> 26:47.360 No, no, no, I will. What I really meant was you and I can have it… 26:48.320 --> 26:49.720 …together. 26:49.800 --> 26:51.320 Aw, that's so sweet. 26:51.960 --> 26:53.159 So, it's a date then? 26:53.919 --> 26:55.240 Yeah. I guess. 26:55.320 --> 26:56.800 Perfect. See you. 26:56.880 --> 26:57.880 See you. 26:58.399 --> 26:59.800 -Bye. -Bye. 27:03.520 --> 27:04.760 Yes. Yes! 27:05.960 --> 27:07.040 Hey, Vishwas. 27:07.600 --> 27:09.679 -All good? -Hey, bro. Can you push? 27:09.760 --> 27:11.360 -Yeah, sure. -It… It's not starting. 27:11.439 --> 27:13.080 -You filled it up? -Mmm, yeah, I did. 27:13.679 --> 27:16.320 -Let's go. -Come on, come on, come on, come on.