WEBVTT 00:00:13.399 --> 00:00:16.400 align:center This is a very serious charge against you, sir. 00:00:16.480 --> 00:00:19.320 align:center Criminal intimidation, no less. 00:00:19.400 --> 00:00:20.840 align:center Do you understand? 00:00:20.919 --> 00:00:23.680 align:center According to this, you made threats against the complainant. 00:00:23.760 --> 00:00:25.760 align:center Sir, that's completely false. 00:00:26.799 --> 00:00:29.119 align:center How could I ever threaten anyone? 00:00:29.200 --> 00:00:30.200 align:center Correct. 00:00:30.279 --> 00:00:33.480 align:center I'd gone to ask him to return my own money. 00:00:33.559 --> 00:00:36.960 align:center Just because I used a few bad words, he filed a case against me. 00:00:37.040 --> 00:00:38.080 align:center A few bad words? 00:00:38.680 --> 00:00:40.040 align:center Listen to me, my friend. 00:00:40.120 --> 00:00:42.040 align:center You may have a sweet little voice, 00:00:42.120 --> 00:00:46.280 align:center but those were some salty, bad words you used on him, and they weren't a few. 00:00:47.640 --> 00:00:50.400 align:center Bail will be difficult. Very difficult. 00:00:50.480 --> 00:00:53.239 align:center But the previous lawyer said I was sure to get bail. 00:00:53.320 --> 00:00:55.919 align:center -The case is a done deal. -Hey, genius, 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:58.480 align:center a case is never considered a done deal… 00:00:58.559 --> 00:01:00.640 align:center until the judge says so. 00:01:00.720 --> 00:01:03.640 align:center In the temple of the court, the judge is God. 00:01:03.720 --> 00:01:07.240 align:center And your case is with Principal District Judge Tyagi. 00:01:07.320 --> 00:01:08.800 align:center He's just been made judge. 00:01:10.040 --> 00:01:11.880 align:center He won't let you off so easily. 00:01:13.080 --> 00:01:16.880 align:center Sir, do something and get me out on bail, please. 00:01:16.960 --> 00:01:20.520 align:center You have no idea what I suffer in jail because of my high-pitched voice. 00:01:20.600 --> 00:01:22.000 align:center You can ask him. 00:01:22.960 --> 00:01:23.960 align:center Yeah, he's right. 00:01:26.360 --> 00:01:27.920 align:center It'll be 25,000. 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:29.520 align:center 25,000? 00:01:30.880 --> 00:01:32.440 align:center -Your Honour, first day. -Yes. 00:01:32.520 --> 00:01:33.960 align:center -Excited? -Yes. 00:01:34.040 --> 00:01:35.640 align:center Your Honour, this way. 00:01:36.360 --> 00:01:37.360 align:center Why this way? 00:01:37.440 --> 00:01:38.880 align:center Judges always enter from here. 00:01:39.399 --> 00:01:41.240 align:center Topo, this is my first day. 00:01:41.839 --> 00:01:43.280 align:center I won't just enter. 00:01:43.800 --> 00:01:45.920 align:center I'm going to make a dramatic entrance. 00:01:50.119 --> 00:01:51.399 align:center Hey, the judge is here. 00:01:51.479 --> 00:01:53.640 align:center -Good morning, Your Honour. -Sir, good morning. 00:01:54.720 --> 00:01:55.920 align:center Good morning, sir. 00:02:11.519 --> 00:02:13.360 align:center Hey, did you see that? The judge just smiled. 00:02:13.440 --> 00:02:14.840 align:center And that too at a lawyer. 00:02:14.920 --> 00:02:17.000 align:center Looks like Bagai's bail is a done deal. 00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:21.959 align:center -Good morning. -Good morning. 00:02:29.519 --> 00:02:31.680 align:center -Sit down please. -Yes, sir. 00:02:31.760 --> 00:02:32.920 align:center -Your Honour. -Yes? 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:34.880 align:center Why did you smile at that lawyer outside? 00:02:35.600 --> 00:02:36.640 align:center Huh? 00:02:38.480 --> 00:02:39.480 align:center Huh? 00:02:42.440 --> 00:02:43.560 align:center Smile? 00:03:04.519 --> 00:03:07.920 align:center Mintu, sir, at least have a look. I stayed up all night blowing balloons for you. 00:03:13.720 --> 00:03:15.239 align:center Happy birthday, Mintu. 00:03:15.320 --> 00:03:18.720 align:center Unbelievable! Birthday wishes and no gift? Go sit outside in the foyer. 00:03:18.799 --> 00:03:20.799 align:center Shambhu, only the ones with the gifts will stay. 00:03:20.880 --> 00:03:23.040 align:center Okay? These flowers are fake. They won't do. 00:03:23.120 --> 00:03:25.360 align:center I have sent an RS to everyone. Don't forget to VP. 00:03:25.440 --> 00:03:27.160 align:center Our Bar President will cut his cake this evening. 00:03:27.239 --> 00:03:28.280 align:center Acting Bar President. 00:03:28.360 --> 00:03:30.760 align:center We came to have cake and he kicked us out. 00:03:30.840 --> 00:03:33.480 align:center -He always does… -No sarcasm? No cutting comeback? 00:03:33.560 --> 00:03:35.280 align:center Mintu's become mature. 00:03:36.200 --> 00:03:37.880 align:center He is missing Visheshwar. 00:03:38.480 --> 00:03:39.840 align:center Not at all, Mr Munshi. 00:03:40.560 --> 00:03:42.160 align:center What does Tyagi mean to me? 00:03:42.239 --> 00:03:44.079 align:center I mean, he's a big-shot judge now. 00:03:44.679 --> 00:03:48.079 align:center Why should he remember the birthday of a small-time lawyer like me? 00:03:48.760 --> 00:03:51.200 align:center So, Mintu, what kind of cake would you like me to order? 00:03:51.840 --> 00:03:53.679 align:center There will be no cake-cutting, Sujata. 00:03:53.760 --> 00:03:55.600 align:center Tyagi gets me a cake every year. 00:03:55.679 --> 00:03:57.480 align:center If he doesn't this time, then I won't have one. 00:03:58.280 --> 00:03:59.640 align:center He doesn't understand. 00:03:59.720 --> 00:04:02.320 align:center Visheshwar is a judge now. He can't meet him. 00:04:08.079 --> 00:04:09.079 align:center Yeah, Vishwas? 00:04:09.160 --> 00:04:10.679 align:center Sujata, something's happened to Law. 00:04:10.760 --> 00:04:12.519 align:center What happened to Law? 00:04:12.600 --> 00:04:18.479 align:center What I'm about to tell you is something that happens to a lot of men. 00:04:19.320 --> 00:04:20.399 align:center Promise me… 00:04:22.079 --> 00:04:24.720 align:center -you won't laugh at me. -No, bro, we won't laugh. 00:04:24.800 --> 00:04:27.920 align:center -Don't worry, Law. This is a safe space. -Mmm. 00:04:28.880 --> 00:04:32.280 align:center This morning, when I… 00:04:33.160 --> 00:04:36.760 align:center was going up in the lift with some bread and eggs, I met… 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:39.400 align:center Mrs Sharma there. 00:04:39.479 --> 00:04:40.880 align:center Mrs Sharma? 00:04:40.960 --> 00:04:42.680 align:center -My landlord. -Landlady. 00:04:42.760 --> 00:04:44.440 align:center She is no lady, Ani. 00:04:45.400 --> 00:04:48.200 align:center What she did to me in the lift, no… 00:04:48.280 --> 00:04:50.080 align:center No lady would ever do that. 00:04:50.160 --> 00:04:52.240 align:center -Hmm? -She actually… 00:04:53.440 --> 00:04:54.479 align:center spanked me. 00:04:56.919 --> 00:04:59.919 align:center -Fuck. -What the hell do you mean by "spank"? 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:02.560 align:center Daleel, "spank" means to, uh… 00:05:04.120 --> 00:05:05.200 align:center pat someone. 00:05:06.200 --> 00:05:09.000 align:center So, now this prude doesn't like being patted on the back? 00:05:09.599 --> 00:05:11.800 align:center Actually, it was lower than the back. 00:05:11.880 --> 00:05:13.320 align:center On the waist? 00:05:13.400 --> 00:05:17.520 align:center -Lower than that. -Oh, I see, I see! 00:05:18.440 --> 00:05:19.520 align:center Come on, Law. 00:05:19.599 --> 00:05:21.080 align:center Who does that nowadays? 00:05:21.160 --> 00:05:23.120 align:center -It must have been a mistake. -Just ask me. 00:05:23.200 --> 00:05:25.160 align:center -I'm always getting spanked in the metro. -Mm-hmm. 00:05:25.240 --> 00:05:26.479 align:center The old guys spank the hardest. 00:05:26.560 --> 00:05:29.160 align:center If her hand had touched me by mistake, she would have moved it away, right? 00:05:29.240 --> 00:05:30.320 align:center She didn't? 00:05:30.400 --> 00:05:32.280 align:center Hers was stuck to my butt. 00:05:32.359 --> 00:05:34.320 align:center Right up to the eighth floor. 00:05:34.960 --> 00:05:37.240 align:center And you know what? She didn't raise my rent this year. 00:05:37.320 --> 00:05:38.640 align:center She reduced it. 00:05:39.200 --> 00:05:41.039 align:center But that wasn't a discount. 00:05:42.800 --> 00:05:43.880 align:center It was a payment. 00:05:43.960 --> 00:05:47.800 align:center You fool. If you're getting paid for it, then what the hell is your problem? 00:05:47.880 --> 00:05:50.120 align:center Daleel, why are you being so insensitive? 00:05:50.640 --> 00:05:52.359 align:center Law needs our help. 00:05:52.440 --> 00:05:54.479 align:center -He's been harassed, okay? -Mm-hmm. 00:05:54.560 --> 00:05:57.240 align:center Her-ass I've heard of. Who's ever heard of his-ass? 00:05:57.320 --> 00:05:58.840 align:center She… She means something else. 00:05:58.919 --> 00:06:01.440 align:center -I knew no one would believe me. -What does she mean? 00:06:01.960 --> 00:06:04.880 align:center It's like those harassment victims in the movies. Just like that! 00:06:04.960 --> 00:06:08.160 align:center Those are movie stars. Why would anyone harass you? 00:06:08.240 --> 00:06:10.640 align:center -Law isn't even your real name. -Mm-hmm. 00:06:10.720 --> 00:06:12.599 align:center -Even stars don't use their real names. -He's right. 00:06:12.680 --> 00:06:14.359 align:center Yeah, I'm forgetting who, but there's lots of them. 00:06:14.440 --> 00:06:15.840 align:center -Like that guy-- -Guys, please. 00:06:16.800 --> 00:06:17.840 align:center Focus. 00:06:19.720 --> 00:06:20.919 align:center Law, I believe you. 00:06:22.120 --> 00:06:25.599 align:center And I'll make sure that you and men like you feel safe in our society. 00:06:25.680 --> 00:06:26.680 align:center You have full right. 00:06:27.880 --> 00:06:31.160 align:center So, this happened to you in your building elevator? 00:06:32.840 --> 00:06:34.720 align:center Any CCTV cameras? 00:06:36.320 --> 00:06:38.440 align:center -For sure. -Now, you tell me. 00:06:38.520 --> 00:06:41.000 align:center What kind of smile did Bagai receive? 00:06:41.560 --> 00:06:45.640 align:center A very personal one. And Judge Tyagi nodded his head. 00:06:45.720 --> 00:06:48.120 align:center Now, when a smile was so personal, 00:06:48.200 --> 00:06:50.479 align:center then the judgement will also be in his favour, right? 00:06:50.560 --> 00:06:52.240 align:center Don't talk nonsense, my friend. 00:06:52.320 --> 00:06:55.359 align:center Uh, Tyagi sir's a very impartial judge, okay? 00:06:55.440 --> 00:06:58.720 align:center And I won't hear a single bad thing said against my friend. 00:06:58.799 --> 00:07:01.320 align:center Bagai, sir, I was wrong. 00:07:01.400 --> 00:07:03.359 align:center Twenty-five thousand is too little. 00:07:03.440 --> 00:07:04.560 align:center I'll pay you 30. 00:07:06.560 --> 00:07:08.440 align:center Out of all the cases on my plate, 00:07:08.520 --> 00:07:12.960 align:center it is only in Bagai's case that bail appears to be clearly justified. 00:07:13.680 --> 00:07:16.039 align:center All the evidence is in favour of his client. 00:07:16.120 --> 00:07:19.840 align:center So, now can you please tell me, why should I keep him in jail for a whole month? 00:07:19.919 --> 00:07:23.680 align:center Well, someone has to pay the price for that smile you gave, sir. 00:07:23.760 --> 00:07:27.120 align:center -Otherwise, you will appear biased. -Which I'm certainly not. 00:07:27.200 --> 00:07:31.479 align:center None of us are, for that matter, and neither should we appear so. 00:07:32.239 --> 00:07:36.520 align:center What do you think? That I enjoy walking around in court with a resting bitch face? 00:07:37.960 --> 00:07:39.880 align:center It's a strategy, my friend. 00:07:40.440 --> 00:07:43.919 align:center So the lawyers I meet dare not smile at me. 00:07:45.159 --> 00:07:46.880 align:center At least you've just been accused of smiling. 00:07:46.960 --> 00:07:49.440 align:center On my birthday, my wife gifted me this fancy watch. 00:07:49.520 --> 00:07:52.960 align:center I only glanced at it a couple of times and someone complained 00:07:53.039 --> 00:07:55.159 align:center that the judge is in a hurry to deliver his judgement. 00:07:55.239 --> 00:07:56.479 align:center Very true. 00:07:56.560 --> 00:08:00.840 align:center Actions, reactions… A judge is judged on everything. 00:08:00.919 --> 00:08:04.000 align:center -A judge is always on trial. -Correct. 00:08:04.080 --> 00:08:07.080 align:center So do you expect me to be like Mona Lisa? 00:08:07.159 --> 00:08:10.200 align:center Yeah, where no one can tell whether I'm smiling or I'm not smiling? 00:08:10.280 --> 00:08:14.320 align:center Bureaucrats and politicians are never questioned when they are smiling. 00:08:14.400 --> 00:08:17.919 align:center Why are all these dos and don'ts reserved only for judges? 00:08:18.000 --> 00:08:22.479 align:center Because, at the end of it all, the public comes to us. 00:08:22.560 --> 00:08:23.840 align:center Looking for justice. 00:08:25.560 --> 00:08:30.520 align:center That's why the PDJ of the court cannot appear biased at any time. 00:08:31.320 --> 00:08:33.400 align:center Just deny bail. 00:08:33.480 --> 00:08:35.199 align:center Look, I don't want to appear biased. 00:08:35.799 --> 00:08:40.520 align:center But I'm certainly not willing to send an innocent to jail either. 00:08:40.600 --> 00:08:41.600 align:center That's for sure. 00:08:44.520 --> 00:08:45.600 align:center Now, Mr Tyagi, 00:08:47.199 --> 00:08:51.560 align:center what if Bagai withdraws this case himself? 00:08:52.360 --> 00:08:55.400 align:center -Meaning what? -Meaning, what if… 00:08:55.920 --> 00:08:58.480 align:center Bagai himself withdraws this case. What then? 00:09:10.800 --> 00:09:12.199 align:center Eight… 00:09:13.320 --> 00:09:14.839 align:center Right up to the eighth floor. 00:09:14.920 --> 00:09:19.320 align:center It's not just America that's naughty. India's naughty too! 00:09:19.400 --> 00:09:21.640 align:center Put it on the Internet. It'll go viral. 00:09:21.720 --> 00:09:24.199 align:center What should go viral is your response to this. 00:09:24.280 --> 00:09:27.079 align:center Is this any way for the police to deal with a crime? 00:09:27.160 --> 00:09:29.400 align:center Huh, crime? What crime? 00:09:29.480 --> 00:09:32.320 align:center You're a lawyer, right? Tell me which law does this come under. 00:09:32.400 --> 00:09:35.880 align:center Ah, ah, sir. She's from Harvard, sir. She'll tell you. Go on, tell him. 00:09:35.959 --> 00:09:38.920 align:center What can she tell me? Even the Chief Justice doesn't know. 00:09:39.000 --> 00:09:40.760 align:center Because no law has been broken. 00:09:41.360 --> 00:09:43.880 align:center Madam, there's a law only for eve-teasing. 00:09:43.959 --> 00:09:46.120 align:center Because "Adam" teases Eve. 00:09:46.199 --> 00:09:48.000 align:center There's no such thing as Adam-teasing. 00:09:48.079 --> 00:09:51.000 align:center By law, only women are harassment victims. 00:09:51.079 --> 00:09:52.959 align:center Sir, a victim is a victim. 00:09:53.040 --> 00:09:55.480 align:center I don't believe I'm going to say this, but… 00:09:55.560 --> 00:09:57.600 align:center -What about men's rights? -Huh? 00:09:57.680 --> 00:09:58.880 align:center Don't they have enough already? 00:09:59.480 --> 00:10:00.800 align:center What about our rights? 00:10:00.880 --> 00:10:02.720 align:center Ma'am, it's not a competition. 00:10:02.800 --> 00:10:07.280 align:center How true. We register 36 offences against women daily. 00:10:07.360 --> 00:10:09.880 align:center And men? Once in 36 months. 00:10:09.959 --> 00:10:11.320 align:center Of course there's no competition. 00:10:11.920 --> 00:10:15.199 align:center Ma'am, I fully concur with your outrage. I really do. 00:10:15.920 --> 00:10:18.079 align:center But what happened with Law was wrong too, right? 00:10:18.160 --> 00:10:20.320 align:center Yes, but how do we know this complaint isn't fake? 00:10:20.400 --> 00:10:22.360 align:center -But the video's right in front of you. -Yes, sir. 00:10:22.440 --> 00:10:24.600 align:center And where does the video show that she didn't have his consent? 00:10:24.680 --> 00:10:26.959 align:center But I'm telling you I didn't consent to that, sir. 00:10:27.040 --> 00:10:29.440 align:center -Mm-hmm. -Sir, Law's modesty has been outraged. 00:10:29.520 --> 00:10:32.640 align:center Madam, the law assumes that men simply don't have modesty. 00:10:32.720 --> 00:10:34.320 align:center So, how can this Law have any? 00:10:34.400 --> 00:10:36.600 align:center You tell me. Do we men have any modesty? 00:10:36.680 --> 00:10:39.560 align:center Men don't have modesty, only mortality. 00:10:39.640 --> 00:10:41.600 align:center -Of course. -What are you saying? 00:10:41.680 --> 00:10:45.000 align:center Officer, okay, so we don't have a law for this. 00:10:45.079 --> 00:10:48.400 align:center What about intimidation, assault, pickpocketing… 00:10:48.480 --> 00:10:50.199 align:center We could at least file charges under one of these. 00:10:50.280 --> 00:10:52.079 align:center -What do you mean? -One second. 00:10:52.720 --> 00:10:54.719 align:center You want the police to bring false charges against her? 00:10:54.800 --> 00:10:56.560 align:center -Yes, of course. No. -No, no, not at all. 00:10:56.640 --> 00:10:59.199 align:center -How could I do that? -Ma'am, there's no such clause, right? 00:10:59.719 --> 00:11:01.240 align:center Then tell me. What is poor Law going to do? 00:11:01.320 --> 00:11:03.160 align:center He'll learn to put up with it. 00:11:03.240 --> 00:11:06.959 align:center Women are always posting about being groped on social media and moving on. 00:11:07.040 --> 00:11:08.560 align:center You can also make a few posts. 00:11:09.160 --> 00:11:10.959 align:center -Dude, wanna do that? -Okay. Look, guys. 00:11:11.040 --> 00:11:12.360 align:center We never discriminate. 00:11:13.240 --> 00:11:17.280 align:center In cases like this, the advice we give to women, I'll give the same to you. 00:11:19.360 --> 00:11:20.360 align:center Find a new place. 00:11:20.959 --> 00:11:22.440 align:center -Oh! -That's it. 00:11:23.040 --> 00:11:27.520 align:center -So, this is your advice to women? -What's wrong with that? 00:11:27.600 --> 00:11:29.600 align:center -I mean, how can you ask a victim-- -Okay. 00:11:31.280 --> 00:11:34.280 align:center There's no solution, right? Then I'll find a new place. 00:11:34.360 --> 00:11:37.000 align:center -Be a man, dude. -Wonderful. 00:11:37.079 --> 00:11:38.680 align:center Good afternoon, Your Honour. 00:11:38.760 --> 00:11:39.760 align:center PREMCHAND GABAN 00:11:39.839 --> 00:11:41.280 align:center You asked for me? 00:11:41.959 --> 00:11:44.520 align:center No, I didn't, Mr Bagai. He did, Mr Tyagi. 00:11:45.560 --> 00:11:47.680 align:center Oh, Tyagi, sir. 00:11:47.760 --> 00:11:49.959 align:center You could have called me to your chamber, Your Honour. 00:11:52.120 --> 00:11:55.400 align:center That is one mistake I will never make, Mr Bagai. 00:11:55.480 --> 00:11:57.719 align:center But I have a favour to ask of you. 00:11:57.800 --> 00:11:59.680 align:center Your wish is my command. 00:11:59.760 --> 00:12:02.120 align:center Please apply for an exception in my court. 00:12:02.920 --> 00:12:06.800 align:center After that, we can happily continue to exchange smile for smile. 00:12:06.880 --> 00:12:08.480 align:center Exception, Tyagi, sir? 00:12:09.199 --> 00:12:12.520 align:center You mean, none of my cases will come before you in court? 00:12:12.600 --> 00:12:13.640 align:center But why? 00:12:13.719 --> 00:12:15.120 align:center "Why?" 00:12:15.719 --> 00:12:18.320 align:center Do you know what people are saying about us on campus? 00:12:19.000 --> 00:12:20.640 align:center That I, uh… 00:12:25.000 --> 00:12:26.120 align:center That I, uh… 00:12:26.839 --> 00:12:28.000 align:center I like you. 00:12:28.079 --> 00:12:30.640 align:center So? You don't like me, Tyagi, sir? 00:12:30.719 --> 00:12:34.839 align:center Of course I do like you, but not… not in that way. 00:12:34.920 --> 00:12:36.959 align:center Then in what way exactly do you like me? 00:12:37.040 --> 00:12:38.240 align:center What are you being so coy? 00:12:38.320 --> 00:12:40.240 align:center You know exactly in what way. 00:12:40.320 --> 00:12:42.560 align:center No, I don't. Why don't you explain it to me? 00:12:44.959 --> 00:12:47.199 align:center You both are talking about exceptions, right? 00:12:47.280 --> 00:12:50.360 align:center -Uh, of course, uh, Mr Shubhkela. -Keep going. 00:12:50.440 --> 00:12:53.640 align:center -Keep going. -Look, Bagai, don't beat around the bush. 00:12:54.160 --> 00:12:56.959 align:center Are you willing to do me this favour or not? 00:12:57.040 --> 00:13:00.560 align:center Of course, Your Honour. I will take an exception. 00:13:01.199 --> 00:13:03.800 align:center But, uh, you'll be setting the wrong precedent. 00:13:04.400 --> 00:13:08.719 align:center Look, just like me, there are many other lawyers you like very much, isn't it? 00:13:09.480 --> 00:13:12.199 align:center After all, you were our president, right? 00:13:12.280 --> 00:13:15.240 align:center Will you ask all of them to take an exception? 00:13:16.000 --> 00:13:19.880 align:center At this rate, you will not have any cases in your court, Your Honour. 00:13:20.760 --> 00:13:23.400 align:center That's, um, very true, Mr Tyagi. 00:13:26.640 --> 00:13:29.760 align:center So you're looking out for me. Thank you, Mr Bagai. 00:13:29.839 --> 00:13:34.000 align:center In friendship, there's no "sorry" and no "thank you". 00:13:34.079 --> 00:13:35.079 align:center I'll take your leave. 00:13:39.920 --> 00:13:41.160 align:center What's with this guy? 00:13:41.240 --> 00:13:43.480 align:center Never mind that. 00:13:44.120 --> 00:13:45.520 align:center What will you do now? 00:13:46.120 --> 00:13:48.000 align:center Will you grant bail or not? 00:13:50.199 --> 00:13:52.000 align:center Mintu, sir! 00:13:53.320 --> 00:13:54.920 align:center Happy birthday! 00:13:55.000 --> 00:13:56.760 align:center It's not my birthday! 00:13:56.839 --> 00:13:58.880 align:center -It is, it is. It is his birthday. -What a weirdo. 00:13:58.959 --> 00:14:00.240 align:center Happy Birthday… 00:14:00.320 --> 00:14:03.520 align:center You know, I think you are judging Tyagi sir too harshly. 00:14:04.120 --> 00:14:05.440 align:center It's only his first day as a judge. 00:14:05.520 --> 00:14:07.360 align:center He must have forgotten with all the new work pressure. 00:14:08.240 --> 00:14:09.240 align:center Just wait, 00:14:09.320 --> 00:14:11.440 align:center as soon as he sees you, he'll-- 00:14:12.480 --> 00:14:13.599 align:center JALJEERA LEMON JUICE 00:14:13.680 --> 00:14:14.880 align:center Mintu, sir. 00:14:47.800 --> 00:14:50.079 align:center I have sent the eviction notice an hour ago. 00:14:50.680 --> 00:14:53.160 align:center Mrs Sharma has seen it but hasn't responded. 00:14:53.240 --> 00:14:54.640 align:center Next time, pay the full rent. 00:14:54.719 --> 00:14:57.719 align:center Cheap homes only exist in horror films or porn films. 00:14:59.560 --> 00:15:02.040 align:center Can you guys help me move out of my flat? 00:15:05.800 --> 00:15:06.800 align:center I'll accompany you. 00:15:11.640 --> 00:15:13.000 align:center It's the least that I can do. 00:15:13.079 --> 00:15:15.439 align:center Because, by virtue of being a woman, 00:15:16.400 --> 00:15:18.640 align:center I can understand what you're going through. 00:15:18.719 --> 00:15:19.920 align:center -I really can. -Madam! 00:15:20.800 --> 00:15:22.040 align:center Anyone here named Nikunj? 00:15:22.120 --> 00:15:23.280 align:center -Huh? -Why? 00:15:23.360 --> 00:15:26.160 align:center -They're looking for him. -He has been charged under section 354. 00:15:29.520 --> 00:15:30.520 align:center Here's my ID. 00:15:30.599 --> 00:15:33.040 align:center -Outraging a woman's modesty? -I'll show you my driving licence also. 00:15:33.120 --> 00:15:35.360 align:center -Woman's modesty? Tell me, Daleel. -Look, here it is. 00:15:35.439 --> 00:15:37.560 align:center Does your identity card have the name Nikunj on it? 00:15:37.640 --> 00:15:39.599 align:center Why would my name be Nikunj? What's wrong with you? 00:15:39.680 --> 00:15:42.520 align:center -I told you, there's no Nikunj here. -No, no, there is someone. 00:15:42.599 --> 00:15:44.160 align:center -Really? -Yeah, I made his court ID. 00:15:44.240 --> 00:15:47.079 align:center Arrest that horrible pervert! That is Nikunj. 00:15:48.479 --> 00:15:50.800 align:center -Oh, he is Nikunj. -Your name's Nikunj? 00:15:50.880 --> 00:15:53.920 align:center -Hey, you harass women? -No, no… No, I didn't do anything, sir! 00:15:54.000 --> 00:15:56.000 align:center Sir, I didn't do anything. I swear. Ma'am! 00:15:56.079 --> 00:15:58.520 align:center -Sir, one second. -Ma'am… Ma'am, I didn't do anything. 00:15:58.599 --> 00:16:00.040 align:center I didn't do anything, ma'am. 00:16:00.120 --> 00:16:01.120 align:center -Officer… -Do something. 00:16:01.199 --> 00:16:02.640 align:center Tell me. 00:16:04.560 --> 00:16:05.839 align:center I'm single. 00:16:06.479 --> 00:16:07.880 align:center A divorcee. 00:16:08.959 --> 00:16:11.680 align:center But… I'm a little friendly by nature. 00:16:12.599 --> 00:16:16.839 align:center My daughter lives far away in Australia. And Nikunj… 00:16:16.920 --> 00:16:19.079 align:center -Sir, I swear I didn't do anything… -Hey, you be quiet. 00:16:19.160 --> 00:16:20.599 align:center Hold on. Hold on. Let her speak. 00:16:20.680 --> 00:16:24.280 align:center Young man, after all, far away from home. 00:16:24.839 --> 00:16:27.760 align:center And yes, not a single girl has ever visited him. 00:16:27.839 --> 00:16:30.079 align:center -What? -Loser. 00:16:30.880 --> 00:16:32.359 align:center -Not even one? -It's possible 00:16:32.439 --> 00:16:34.680 align:center all his pent-up feelings are bubbling up inside. 00:16:34.760 --> 00:16:36.400 align:center And maybe that's why he said, 00:16:38.120 --> 00:16:39.120 align:center "Aunty… 00:16:39.920 --> 00:16:41.640 align:center -could you please pat me?" -Huh? 00:16:41.719 --> 00:16:44.920 align:center -Uh, no… -"A little lower than my back." 00:16:45.599 --> 00:16:48.560 align:center I'm single, a divorcee, 00:16:48.640 --> 00:16:50.439 align:center -a little-- -A little friendly by nature. 00:16:50.520 --> 00:16:52.319 align:center -Sir, she's playing Uno Reverse. -What reverse? 00:16:52.400 --> 00:16:54.280 align:center Mrs Sharma, how shameless are you? 00:16:54.359 --> 00:16:57.479 align:center It's because of women like her, that people don't believe the victim, sir. 00:16:57.560 --> 00:16:59.160 align:center Sir, you know very well that she is lying. 00:16:59.240 --> 00:17:00.400 align:center -Exactly. -She has no proof at all. 00:17:00.479 --> 00:17:01.760 align:center Yes, yes, I know that. 00:17:01.839 --> 00:17:04.319 align:center -Yes, ma'am. -Madam, it's a woman's complaint. 00:17:04.399 --> 00:17:05.399 align:center A woman! 00:17:05.480 --> 00:17:08.879 align:center Never mind him. Even if a women complains against a parrot, we take action. 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:12.200 align:center -Yeah, he's right about that. -Police report first, proof later. 00:17:12.280 --> 00:17:13.359 align:center Hmm. 00:17:13.440 --> 00:17:15.399 align:center Being a woman has advantages these days. 00:17:15.480 --> 00:17:17.480 align:center Yeah, ma'am, you're right about that. 00:17:17.560 --> 00:17:18.680 align:center Excuse me. 00:17:18.760 --> 00:17:21.040 align:center This is not feminism. 00:17:21.119 --> 00:17:22.640 align:center -Yeah. -Sir, Inspector Pepsu, 00:17:22.720 --> 00:17:23.880 align:center please don't file a report. 00:17:23.960 --> 00:17:26.399 align:center If he ever goes in for an arranged marriage, it will get in the way. 00:17:26.480 --> 00:17:29.520 align:center And if he does get married, he won't even cross the border. 00:17:30.200 --> 00:17:31.960 align:center -He'll never get a visa. -Exactly. 00:17:32.040 --> 00:17:34.000 align:center -Sir, I'd like to go-- -So, this is my advice to you. 00:17:34.080 --> 00:17:36.480 align:center Apologise to her and settle the matter. 00:17:36.560 --> 00:17:38.080 align:center -What kind of advice is-- -Absolutely not. 00:17:38.159 --> 00:17:39.600 align:center You file your report. 00:17:39.680 --> 00:17:41.399 align:center -Nikunj, we're going to see them in court. -Yeah. 00:17:41.480 --> 00:17:42.480 align:center Yeah, not going to apologise. 00:17:42.560 --> 00:17:45.320 align:center -Go ahead. File the report. Do it. -He's a gone case. Take him away. 00:17:45.399 --> 00:17:47.960 align:center -There's no way he's going to apologise-- -Sorry… Sorry, ma'am. 00:17:48.040 --> 00:17:51.120 align:center It was my fault, Mrs Sharma. I'll never do it again. Please. Please. 00:17:51.200 --> 00:17:53.560 align:center -Don't do that-- -Hey! What are you doing? 00:17:53.640 --> 00:17:54.800 align:center Okay, I won't file a report. 00:17:54.880 --> 00:17:56.760 align:center Oh, ow. My back! 00:17:56.840 --> 00:17:58.560 align:center Okay, let her go. She won't do it. 00:17:58.640 --> 00:18:01.640 align:center -Listen, son, I won't file a report. -She won't do it. 00:18:01.720 --> 00:18:03.800 align:center -Promise? -Yes, yes, I promise. 00:18:05.640 --> 00:18:07.440 align:center -But on one condition. -Yes. 00:18:10.240 --> 00:18:12.159 align:center -You won't move out. -Yeah. 00:18:17.240 --> 00:18:21.360 align:center Uh, it was really hard finding, uh, a tenant. Uh… 00:18:21.440 --> 00:18:24.520 align:center As you know by now, I am single, 00:18:24.600 --> 00:18:28.720 align:center a divorcee, a little friendly by nature. 00:18:28.800 --> 00:18:30.000 align:center Oh, my God. 00:18:31.640 --> 00:18:32.840 align:center DISTRICT COURT, PATPARGANJ 00:18:32.919 --> 00:18:34.960 align:center -What time does he leave? -There's no fixed time, sir. 00:18:35.040 --> 00:18:37.720 align:center Sir! Tyagi, sir! I know you saw me standing here. 00:18:38.960 --> 00:18:40.280 align:center Let him in. 00:18:41.960 --> 00:18:44.040 align:center Sir, you've forgotten what day it is today. 00:18:45.640 --> 00:18:47.320 align:center These are the judges' chambers. 00:18:48.880 --> 00:18:50.399 align:center -Sorry, sir. -Tell me. 00:18:51.280 --> 00:18:52.840 align:center Sir, it's Mintu's birthday today. 00:18:52.919 --> 00:18:54.320 align:center Yes, I know that. 00:18:55.240 --> 00:18:57.720 align:center But, sir, he's… he's very upset actually. 00:18:57.800 --> 00:18:59.760 align:center He refuses to even cut a free cake. 00:18:59.840 --> 00:19:02.840 align:center He says "My friends cut me off, so why should I cut a cake?" 00:19:04.760 --> 00:19:05.800 align:center Sorry, sir. 00:19:05.880 --> 00:19:06.880 align:center Order, not now. 00:19:06.960 --> 00:19:10.640 align:center It's my first day as a judge, and word has already spread that I am biased. 00:19:10.720 --> 00:19:13.320 align:center And you want me to meet Mintu and sing happy birthday to him? 00:19:13.399 --> 00:19:16.360 align:center No, sir, no need to sing. Just say it normally. That'll be enough. 00:19:19.240 --> 00:19:21.520 align:center But, sir, he has a right to be upset, doesn't he? 00:19:21.600 --> 00:19:23.320 align:center On the one hand, you're ignoring him. 00:19:23.399 --> 00:19:26.720 align:center On the other, you're flashing smiles at that wonky-toothed Bagai. 00:19:26.800 --> 00:19:29.360 align:center I didn't do it on purpose, man. I saw him and I just smiled. 00:19:29.440 --> 00:19:31.000 align:center Now what do I do? I made a mistake. 00:19:31.919 --> 00:19:35.040 align:center Since you've already made one mistake, why don't you make one more? 00:19:35.120 --> 00:19:36.679 align:center Do it for Mintu's sake. 00:19:41.880 --> 00:19:43.320 align:center Make one more mistake? 00:19:45.919 --> 00:19:47.880 align:center -Your Honour, the list is ready. -Mmm. 00:19:47.960 --> 00:19:51.480 align:center The advocates today are, Mr Advait Khurana, Parul Gulati, 00:19:51.560 --> 00:19:53.320 align:center and, uh, B.K. Zaveri… 00:19:53.880 --> 00:19:55.360 align:center Mr Zaveri. 00:19:57.000 --> 00:19:58.240 align:center Mr Zaveri! 00:19:59.080 --> 00:20:01.720 align:center Oh, wow! You're looking slim and trim! 00:20:01.800 --> 00:20:03.360 align:center Are you on a diet? 00:20:05.000 --> 00:20:07.040 align:center He's a lean and clean lawyer. 00:20:13.679 --> 00:20:16.560 align:center History of criminal behaviour. Bail denied. 00:20:30.080 --> 00:20:33.080 align:center Application unmaintainable. Bail denied. 00:20:43.360 --> 00:20:45.280 align:center Chance of absconding. Bail denied. 00:20:46.880 --> 00:20:50.520 align:center The ones he smiled at, only receive a smile, no bail. 00:20:55.960 --> 00:20:57.919 align:center What's the matter, Mr Bagai? 00:20:59.440 --> 00:21:00.919 align:center Why do you look so scared? 00:21:02.040 --> 00:21:03.440 align:center I don't see your smile today. 00:21:03.520 --> 00:21:05.440 align:center Nothing's the matter, Your Honour. 00:21:05.520 --> 00:21:08.000 align:center What do you think? Should he get bail? 00:21:08.080 --> 00:21:10.080 align:center Now that, only you can decide, Your Honour. 00:21:10.159 --> 00:21:12.880 align:center But you're a lawyer too. You tell me. 00:21:13.480 --> 00:21:17.280 align:center If he deserves bail, then tell me why. 00:21:18.480 --> 00:21:21.880 align:center It's his very first offence, sir. Uh, it won't happen again. 00:21:30.520 --> 00:21:31.520 align:center Bail granted. 00:21:38.440 --> 00:21:39.679 align:center See, I told you. 00:21:40.200 --> 00:21:43.800 align:center Judge Tyagi's smile and judgement are both totally unbiased. 00:21:43.880 --> 00:21:46.000 align:center Come on, now give me back my money, hurry up. 00:21:48.840 --> 00:21:50.800 align:center This poor guy spent five years studying. 00:21:51.600 --> 00:21:54.800 align:center He then passed the Bar Council exam. He became a lawyer. 00:21:55.640 --> 00:21:57.320 align:center And still, he's so helpless. 00:21:58.120 --> 00:21:59.960 align:center Imagine what the common man would go through. 00:22:00.480 --> 00:22:03.080 align:center -Just think about it. -Excuse me, can I have another plate? 00:22:08.720 --> 00:22:12.200 align:center I empathise with you, Law. I really do. 00:22:18.679 --> 00:22:19.919 align:center Feels great. 00:22:21.000 --> 00:22:22.280 align:center You were right, Sujata. 00:22:23.520 --> 00:22:25.760 align:center Arguments are just not enough to win. 00:22:30.520 --> 00:22:32.679 align:center I do have a strategy in mind. 00:22:34.800 --> 00:22:37.919 align:center It's a little dodgy, but… 00:22:40.919 --> 00:22:43.399 align:center What is it, Inspector? Why have you called me here? 00:22:43.480 --> 00:22:44.679 align:center -Over there. -She is here. 00:22:44.760 --> 00:22:46.399 align:center -Ma'am, here, please come, sit here. -Go on. 00:22:46.480 --> 00:22:48.360 align:center -Ma'am, you write the report. -Mmm. 00:22:48.919 --> 00:22:50.919 align:center What happened? Why have you called me? What have I done? 00:22:51.000 --> 00:22:52.080 align:center She was eve-teasing me. 00:22:52.159 --> 00:22:53.720 align:center -Eves. -Eves-teasing. 00:22:53.800 --> 00:22:55.200 align:center -Plural. -What? 00:22:55.280 --> 00:22:58.720 align:center Mrs Sharma has outraged the modesty of both of us, ma'am. 00:22:58.800 --> 00:23:01.520 align:center -So, you harassed them? -Look, this is such a blatant lie. 00:23:01.600 --> 00:23:06.480 align:center Neither do I know these two women, and nor are these men young. 00:23:07.080 --> 00:23:08.360 align:center Mrs Sharma, that is such a lie. 00:23:08.439 --> 00:23:11.000 align:center She passed by us in the market and stroked us like this. 00:23:11.800 --> 00:23:13.640 align:center And then you know what she did? 00:23:13.720 --> 00:23:14.720 align:center She winked at us. 00:23:15.919 --> 00:23:17.679 align:center -So, you winked at them? -No… 00:23:17.760 --> 00:23:20.240 align:center -It's a woman's complaint, madam. -Woman! 00:23:20.320 --> 00:23:23.600 align:center Have you forgotten? Police report first, proof later. 00:23:24.200 --> 00:23:27.120 align:center Besides, we have this video of you. 00:23:28.120 --> 00:23:29.840 align:center Maybe we can't file a case, 00:23:29.919 --> 00:23:32.240 align:center but a character certificate should be good enough. 00:23:32.320 --> 00:23:33.720 align:center Hmm. 00:23:33.800 --> 00:23:37.200 align:center So here is my advice to you. Settle this amongst yourselves. 00:23:37.840 --> 00:23:40.200 align:center -Thrash it out. -No, ma'am, go ahead with the report. 00:23:40.840 --> 00:23:42.159 align:center -Let's proceed. -No, no, look… 00:23:42.240 --> 00:23:43.399 align:center It was one o'clock, and it-- 00:23:43.480 --> 00:23:45.080 align:center -Look, please listen. -No, we don't want to. 00:23:45.159 --> 00:23:47.280 align:center -Let them finish. -There were a lot of people. 00:23:47.360 --> 00:23:50.560 align:center -And there was a woman-- -Okay. I admit it, it was my fault. 00:23:51.120 --> 00:23:52.520 align:center -Yes! -Bro. 00:23:52.600 --> 00:23:54.560 align:center -I knew it. -It was my fault entirely. 00:23:55.399 --> 00:23:57.520 align:center I want to go to Australia to see my daughter. 00:23:58.120 --> 00:23:59.520 align:center I won't get a visa. 00:24:00.679 --> 00:24:03.159 align:center Please, don't file a report. 00:24:04.000 --> 00:24:05.000 align:center Okay. 00:24:05.640 --> 00:24:07.000 align:center We won't file a report. 00:24:09.360 --> 00:24:11.960 align:center -But on one condition. -What? 00:24:12.040 --> 00:24:13.880 align:center One year rent-free. 00:24:16.360 --> 00:24:18.240 align:center -With free parking. -Mm-hmm. 00:24:18.320 --> 00:24:19.399 align:center Nikunj? 00:24:20.760 --> 00:24:22.200 align:center Well done, bro. 00:24:24.120 --> 00:24:27.040 align:center Come on, come on. We are cutting Mintu's cake! 00:24:27.120 --> 00:24:29.000 align:center One, two… 00:24:29.080 --> 00:24:30.919 align:center Happy birthday! 00:24:31.000 --> 00:24:32.360 align:center IT'S MY BIRTHDAY 00:24:35.399 --> 00:24:36.399 align:center Nice. 00:24:37.360 --> 00:24:40.640 align:center -Uh, whose idea was it? -His! 00:24:42.640 --> 00:24:44.120 align:center -Very nice. -Thanks. 00:24:47.840 --> 00:24:49.280 align:center -It's my birthday! -Yeah. 00:24:49.360 --> 00:24:51.640 align:center -It's my birthday, guys! It's my birthday. -Yeah. 00:24:51.720 --> 00:24:52.760 align:center Yeah? Yeah? 00:24:52.840 --> 00:24:54.360 align:center It's my birthday! Stop it! 00:24:55.240 --> 00:24:57.360 align:center I've already said I don't want to celebrate. 00:24:57.439 --> 00:24:59.640 align:center So, why the hell have you all turned up here? 00:25:03.320 --> 00:25:05.280 align:center What are you so upset about, Mintu? 00:25:19.480 --> 00:25:21.000 align:center What the hell, bro? 00:25:21.080 --> 00:25:22.240 align:center Why are you so late? 00:25:22.320 --> 00:25:24.919 align:center Because I wanted to get this for you. Topo? 00:25:27.080 --> 00:25:29.600 align:center Oh, man! 00:25:30.560 --> 00:25:32.120 align:center Kidney-bean flavour! 00:25:32.199 --> 00:25:34.720 align:center My girlfriend made it for you. Kidney-bean and rice cake. 00:25:34.800 --> 00:25:37.600 align:center And one more thing, Mr Lakhmir Singh Balli. 00:25:38.679 --> 00:25:40.399 align:center I have an exception to declare. 00:25:41.480 --> 00:25:45.640 align:center You, and of course, any case from your chamber 00:25:46.280 --> 00:25:49.919 align:center will never be admitted in my courtroom. 00:25:54.480 --> 00:25:58.439 align:center You are my friend. There's no way I can judge you. 00:26:00.360 --> 00:26:03.000 align:center You said it so that's how it will be. 00:26:03.080 --> 00:26:06.760 align:center Happy birthday, bro! 00:26:06.840 --> 00:26:08.840 align:center I love you, bro. Love you! 00:26:09.760 --> 00:26:11.040 align:center This Tyagi guy is amazing. 00:26:11.679 --> 00:26:13.720 align:center Thank you, Vishwas! 00:26:14.520 --> 00:26:18.320 align:center All these years, we've been afraid to smile, and here he is hugging in public. 00:26:23.360 --> 00:26:24.919 align:center Happy birthday! 00:26:25.000 --> 00:26:26.960 align:center Happy birthday to me! 00:26:28.320 --> 00:26:29.320 align:center Ani. 00:26:32.679 --> 00:26:35.840 align:center Listen, uh, after what you did for me today, 00:26:35.919 --> 00:26:39.480 align:center the least I can do is get you some coffee. 00:26:40.560 --> 00:26:42.840 align:center Really? You won't have it with me? 00:26:42.919 --> 00:26:47.360 align:center No, no, no, I will. What I really meant was you and I can have it… 00:26:48.320 --> 00:26:49.720 align:center …together. 00:26:49.800 --> 00:26:51.320 align:center Aw, that's so sweet. 00:26:51.960 --> 00:26:53.159 align:center So, it's a date then? 00:26:53.919 --> 00:26:55.240 align:center Yeah. I guess. 00:26:55.320 --> 00:26:56.800 align:center Perfect. See you. 00:26:56.880 --> 00:26:57.880 align:center See you. 00:26:58.399 --> 00:26:59.800 align:center -Bye. -Bye. 00:27:03.520 --> 00:27:04.760 align:center Yes. Yes! 00:27:05.960 --> 00:27:07.040 align:center Hey, Vishwas. 00:27:07.600 --> 00:27:09.679 align:center -All good? -Hey, bro. Can you push? 00:27:09.760 --> 00:27:11.360 align:center -Yeah, sure. -It… It's not starting. 00:27:11.439 --> 00:27:13.080 align:center -You filled it up? -Mmm, yeah, I did. 00:27:13.679 --> 00:27:16.320 align:center -Let's go. -Come on, come on, come on, come on.