WEBVTT 00:16.840 --> 00:18.960 Here we are. 00:21.119 --> 00:22.119 Your money. 00:24.680 --> 00:26.400 Ooh. S-Sorry, Ani. 00:27.000 --> 00:28.959 Your hair's all messed up because of me. 00:29.520 --> 00:31.560 No, no. It's completely fine. 00:31.639 --> 00:34.640 You know, this reminded me of that… those Bangkok tuk-tuks. 00:34.720 --> 00:36.360 -You know those little… -Yeah. 00:36.440 --> 00:38.760 Especially with his cheesy playlist. 00:39.320 --> 00:41.480 Romantic sad song collection. 00:41.559 --> 00:42.960 DJ Broken Heart. 00:45.199 --> 00:47.000 And you really need to download it. 00:49.000 --> 00:51.000 -For the playlist. -Keep the change. 00:51.720 --> 00:53.199 What a jerk. 00:53.280 --> 00:55.360 Piss off! Loser. 00:56.000 --> 00:57.680 How can he just say that to you? 00:57.760 --> 00:59.959 You know what everyone says, Ani? 01:00.519 --> 01:02.080 They say you'll dump me one day. 01:02.879 --> 01:03.959 You won't, right? 01:04.039 --> 01:05.679 -I mean… -I know you won't do that. 01:06.399 --> 01:08.720 It's not like you care about these things. 01:08.800 --> 01:09.960 What things? 01:10.040 --> 01:12.560 You know. You have a Mercedes, I take a tuk-tuk. 01:13.119 --> 01:15.280 You wear a Prada belt, I wear my Bros belt. 01:15.360 --> 01:18.000 You have a platinum credit card, and I have a Metro card. 01:18.080 --> 01:19.720 So you mean to say that… 01:19.800 --> 01:21.680 You are not classist. 01:24.080 --> 01:26.479 If you were, you'd have dumped me long ago. 01:28.520 --> 01:33.000 Yeah, but there could be other reasons… 01:33.080 --> 01:35.160 Which I'll make sure I'll never give you. 01:35.640 --> 01:36.640 Cutie. 01:37.199 --> 01:38.839 Hey, let us pass! 01:38.920 --> 01:40.320 S-Sweet. 01:40.399 --> 01:41.560 Cutie. 01:42.440 --> 01:43.600 Dismissed for the day. 01:45.800 --> 01:49.759 So, Your Honour, any thoughts regarding my proposal? 01:49.839 --> 01:54.080 Topo, you want the PDJ of this court to introduce this as his first policy? 01:54.759 --> 01:56.920 As his very first policy, 01:57.399 --> 02:00.800 you want me to tell the High Court that I've changed a font? 02:00.880 --> 02:02.280 A font! 02:03.080 --> 02:06.960 Topo, I simply don't understand what is the problem you have with my policy? 02:08.519 --> 02:13.320 My policy will tackle the issue of case pendency. 02:13.400 --> 02:16.560 People will say, "Tyagi's made such a bold move here." 02:17.040 --> 02:19.040 Whatever. Font change. 02:19.120 --> 02:20.720 Not while I'm alive, Your Honour. 02:22.200 --> 02:23.840 Your Honour, here in this office, 02:23.920 --> 02:28.480 words like bold, impactful, courageous are considered bad words. 02:29.040 --> 02:31.840 The only one that's worse is the word visionary. 02:32.400 --> 02:33.400 Oh, I see. 02:34.200 --> 02:37.519 So, which words according to you count as praise in this office? 02:37.600 --> 02:41.600 Adequate, budget-friendly, and the very best one, Your Honour, 02:42.280 --> 02:43.560 balanced. 02:43.640 --> 02:46.040 These allow us to work in sync with the system. 02:47.160 --> 02:50.799 Topo, I want my new policy to grab the entire system 02:50.880 --> 02:52.600 and shake it about real hard. 02:52.679 --> 02:54.160 Shake it all you want, Your Honour. 02:54.720 --> 02:57.600 But before you shake it, you need to stroke it a little, right? 02:59.480 --> 03:01.679 -I'll come back later, Your Honour. -Okay. 03:01.760 --> 03:03.480 Your Honour, all I am saying is that 03:03.560 --> 03:06.120 we'll go a lot further if we take everyone along with us. 03:06.600 --> 03:09.000 A single leaf cannot give shade, Your Honour. 03:10.040 --> 03:14.399 Topo, Tyagi has always been one to do what no one else can. 03:14.480 --> 03:18.280 You just get this policy implemented anyhow. 03:19.080 --> 03:23.080 I want to start my tenure in the High Court on a high note. 03:24.200 --> 03:25.360 Hey, PP. What's up? 03:25.440 --> 03:27.399 -Your Honour, I had a request. -Yes. 03:27.480 --> 03:30.560 Now the Harry versus the state of Delhi case is tomorrow. 03:30.640 --> 03:33.200 -Uh-huh. -If you could push back the date a little… 03:34.399 --> 03:37.200 Mr PP, a few minutes earlier and you would have got it. 03:37.840 --> 03:40.480 Judge Tyagi only just implemented a brand-new policy. 03:40.560 --> 03:41.560 What? 03:41.640 --> 03:44.799 Cases that are five years old or more will get top priority. 03:44.880 --> 03:46.600 There will be no adjournments given for them. 03:46.679 --> 03:48.560 Your Honour. 03:48.640 --> 03:49.640 Hmm? 03:49.720 --> 03:51.359 Starting off with a bold move. 03:52.840 --> 03:53.840 Hmm? 03:55.880 --> 03:59.119 PP, this is the 10 grams of cannabis case, isn't it? 03:59.200 --> 04:00.280 Yeah, yeah. 04:00.359 --> 04:02.560 In which no evidence has been presented yet. 04:02.640 --> 04:04.239 -Yeah, yeah. But-- -Just listen to me. 04:04.320 --> 04:07.000 -It's been adjourned 26 times already. -Yes, yes. 04:07.079 --> 04:09.440 So, why-why do you want another one? Why? 04:09.519 --> 04:13.239 Your Honour, if you have the hearing, there'll be hell to pay. 04:13.880 --> 04:15.880 It'll shake up the whole system. 04:17.519 --> 04:19.519 -Shake up the whole system? -Mm-hmm. 04:19.599 --> 04:21.479 How exactly? 04:23.039 --> 04:26.039 -The cannabis that the police confiscated? -Yeah, yeah. 04:28.440 --> 04:29.760 The rats ate it up. 04:30.960 --> 04:31.960 The whole thing. 04:35.840 --> 04:38.320 You're certainly starting on a high, Your Honour. 04:55.880 --> 04:59.320 You bastards! I'm going to get each and every one of you! 04:59.400 --> 05:01.120 You are sitting on the ramp for the disabled. 05:01.200 --> 05:02.280 -Get lost. -Have you no shame? 05:02.360 --> 05:05.760 Hey, idiot. This ramp is for lawyers. It's not for losers like you. 05:05.840 --> 05:07.360 Hey, put me down, you idiot. 05:07.440 --> 05:09.440 Carefully. What do you think I am? 05:12.039 --> 05:15.599 My Lord, to demonstrate the seriousness of this case, 05:15.680 --> 05:19.840 I would like to put a couple of questions to the ladies and gentlemen present here. 05:20.680 --> 05:21.760 Thank you. 05:21.840 --> 05:23.680 So, how many people here know 05:23.760 --> 05:27.440 where the nearest hospital is to this courthouse? 05:28.320 --> 05:29.760 One, two. 05:29.840 --> 05:32.000 That's it. Ah, three. 05:32.080 --> 05:34.560 -Only three people know where it is. -Mmm. 05:35.120 --> 05:36.440 And now tell me 05:36.520 --> 05:40.479 how many of you know which is the nearest liquor store from this courthouse? 05:40.560 --> 05:42.840 -I know! I go there every day. -Oh, look at that, Your Honour. 05:42.919 --> 05:44.440 Look at that. 05:44.520 --> 05:47.359 Two, three, four, five, six, eight. 05:47.440 --> 05:49.479 This is-- Your Honour? 05:49.560 --> 05:53.359 All right, all right. Proceed. Please, proceed. 05:53.440 --> 05:59.359 As far as society is concerned, 60 mg and 60 ml are not that different. 05:59.440 --> 06:00.479 Having said that, 06:00.560 --> 06:03.800 when a medicine is found ineffective, the medicine is blamed. 06:04.359 --> 06:07.520 But when a liquor is found ineffective, the consumer is blamed. 06:07.599 --> 06:09.520 This is very wrong, Your Honour. 06:09.599 --> 06:11.599 My poor client, Mr Punit, 06:11.680 --> 06:15.000 -spent his entire day's wages on-- -Three-thirds. 06:15.080 --> 06:16.640 -Sorry? -Three-thirds wages. 06:16.720 --> 06:18.039 -Right, so… -Mmm. 06:18.120 --> 06:20.320 …he spent three-thirds of his daily wages 06:20.400 --> 06:23.640 on a quarter of country hooch from his shop. 06:23.720 --> 06:25.039 -Hmm. -Why? 06:25.120 --> 06:28.160 -So he could drink and get a good kick. -Hmm. 06:28.240 --> 06:31.560 But after drinking it, he didn't get a kick at all. 06:31.640 --> 06:33.320 He didn't get a high, My Lord. 06:33.400 --> 06:35.400 So now the question arises, 06:36.039 --> 06:39.640 where did the punch and kick in this man's country hooch go? 06:39.720 --> 06:41.799 -Objection, My Lord. -Please, please, please. 06:41.880 --> 06:44.039 -The kick was right there. -Hmm? 06:44.120 --> 06:46.240 It's his client who was out of it. 06:46.799 --> 06:48.120 -Mr Punit? -Hmm? 06:48.200 --> 06:50.880 Tell us, when were you fired from your last job? 06:51.680 --> 06:53.000 Mmm, three years ago. 06:53.080 --> 06:55.400 Where is your wife and child? 06:55.479 --> 06:57.000 Hmm? I have a child? 06:57.080 --> 06:58.919 Yes, you have a child. 07:00.320 --> 07:02.320 She didn't tell me she was pregnant before she dumped me. 07:02.400 --> 07:04.400 -She was. She was pregnant. Yes. -She was? 07:04.479 --> 07:07.200 Mr Punit, you are addicted to alcohol. 07:07.280 --> 07:08.479 Not at all! 07:08.560 --> 07:10.640 -Mmm. -I'm a social drinker. 07:11.120 --> 07:14.200 My Lord, he's a big-time alcoholic 07:14.760 --> 07:17.000 who's more in denial than he's drunk. 07:17.080 --> 07:18.599 Now it's up to the court 07:18.680 --> 07:21.719 whether they want to waste precious court time listening to an alcoholic. 07:21.799 --> 07:23.479 So, you do admit it, right? 07:23.560 --> 07:26.719 That my client here is a hooch-loving hardcore alcoholic? 07:26.799 --> 07:28.320 -Of course! -Hey! 07:28.400 --> 07:30.359 Uh, no offence. It's just for the sake of argument. 07:30.440 --> 07:32.159 So, this is exactly what we want. 07:32.239 --> 07:35.479 That my client be seen not just as a victim in this case, 07:35.560 --> 07:37.200 but as an expert on the subject. 07:37.280 --> 07:38.280 Mmm. 07:38.359 --> 07:42.000 And he feels that this bottle of country hooch should be investigated. 07:42.080 --> 07:43.599 Yes. That's it. 07:43.680 --> 07:46.560 Do you have any objection, Miss Sujata, to a lab test? 07:46.640 --> 07:48.880 Why would I, Your Honour? Please, go ahead. 07:49.680 --> 07:52.120 That way, we will know how much alcohol is in the bottle. 07:52.200 --> 07:54.719 Uh, Mr Biren, send it for a lab test. 07:56.400 --> 07:57.560 Adjourn. 07:58.120 --> 07:59.280 You know, Vishwas… 08:00.159 --> 08:02.719 -Nikunj is… is very nice. -Yeah. 08:02.799 --> 08:04.120 And, uh… 08:04.200 --> 08:06.919 And he's sweet, and he's… he's kind, and-- 08:07.000 --> 08:08.320 Can we get to the "but" quickly? 08:10.359 --> 08:12.000 But there's no spark. 08:12.760 --> 08:14.000 -Spark? -Yeah. 08:14.080 --> 08:16.799 Come on, man. This spark has ruined the whole marriage market. 08:16.880 --> 08:18.440 What is it you women want? 08:18.520 --> 08:20.359 A boyfriend or a bloody welder? Huh? 08:20.440 --> 08:22.000 Spark, spark, spark. What is this spark? 08:22.080 --> 08:24.560 You need to feel it, bro. 08:24.640 --> 08:26.120 So, no need to burn me. 08:26.200 --> 08:28.320 People around you start feeling the heat. 08:28.400 --> 08:29.799 Exactly! 08:29.880 --> 08:32.199 Go scare all the female monkeys. Go on. 08:33.000 --> 08:36.079 Exactly. Vishwas, you must have felt a spark with within you too, right? 08:36.159 --> 08:37.159 With Versha at first? 08:37.240 --> 08:39.280 How can I feel something that doesn't exist? 08:41.000 --> 08:43.480 So… So then, what made you agree to the marriage? 08:43.559 --> 08:44.880 Timeline. 08:46.320 --> 08:48.560 -Timeline? -Look, government job at 25, 08:48.640 --> 08:51.079 marriage at 30, kids at 31. 08:51.160 --> 08:52.760 -Then, uh-- -Vishwas… 08:53.320 --> 08:55.400 How can you love someone going by a calendar? 08:55.480 --> 08:57.360 Not love. Marriage. 08:58.120 --> 08:59.120 Nice. 09:00.120 --> 09:04.520 Um, firstly I… I don't believe in this timeline nonsense of yours. 09:04.600 --> 09:05.600 -But you guys-- -And secondly, 09:05.680 --> 09:07.760 Can you just help me break up with Nikunj? 09:08.959 --> 09:12.040 I don't want him to feel that I'm leaving him because he's… 09:12.120 --> 09:13.520 -Um… -MC? 09:14.040 --> 09:16.400 -What? -Middle class. 09:17.079 --> 09:18.920 One minute. What did you think? 09:22.680 --> 09:24.320 You actually think like that? 09:25.880 --> 09:28.000 Cutie! How about a lunch date, cutie? 09:28.880 --> 09:30.079 Bloody hell. 09:31.920 --> 09:35.640 Your inventory shows that the cannabis is in the police station storeroom. 09:35.720 --> 09:37.120 That's right, Your Honour. 09:37.199 --> 09:39.160 It's gone though. The rats ate it. 09:42.120 --> 09:43.520 Rats eat cannabis? 09:44.400 --> 09:47.959 -Yes. -Sir, they can't smoke it. So they eat it. 09:51.720 --> 09:52.839 Yes. 09:53.920 --> 09:55.079 They ate it. 09:56.280 --> 09:58.920 Okay, prove it to me that the rats ate the cannabis. 09:59.000 --> 10:00.480 Uh, uh… 10:00.560 --> 10:06.120 Your Honour, the rats eat, rope, clothes, cardboard, paper, everything they find. 10:06.600 --> 10:08.760 How do they get so hungry? 10:10.079 --> 10:11.160 Cannabis. 10:12.680 --> 10:13.680 Shush. 10:16.920 --> 10:18.640 Appetite. Hmm? 10:18.720 --> 10:20.040 And what's more, Your Honour, 10:20.120 --> 10:24.040 Station chiefs from Mumbai to Michigan have testified that rats ate the cannabis. 10:24.120 --> 10:25.800 Your Honour, they're unstoppable. 10:25.880 --> 10:28.680 Remand, third degree, custodial death, we've tried everything. 10:29.240 --> 10:32.320 Just like most hardcore addicts, they have no fear of the police. 10:32.400 --> 10:35.199 Well, Your Honour, what greater proof do you need? 10:36.120 --> 10:38.000 Has Tom ever defeated Jerry? 10:39.000 --> 10:40.000 Wow. 10:41.480 --> 10:44.520 Wow, what great evidence. Tom and Jerry. 10:45.959 --> 10:47.360 -Now, Pepsu. -Sir. 10:47.440 --> 10:48.600 Tell me the truth. 10:49.160 --> 10:50.839 Where did you sell the cannabis? 10:51.400 --> 10:52.560 Nowhere, Your Honour. 10:52.640 --> 10:55.640 Your Honour, who sells 10 grams of cannabis? 10:55.719 --> 10:57.199 If it was 100 kilos, then… 10:57.280 --> 10:58.440 -What? -Then? 10:59.199 --> 11:01.959 We would still destroy it after the lab tests were done. 11:02.040 --> 11:03.600 Hey, adjust your collar. 11:05.440 --> 11:06.440 Hmm. 11:11.440 --> 11:13.000 Ah. 11:13.079 --> 11:14.640 -So, PP? -Yes? 11:14.719 --> 11:18.800 You were trying to save these guys' jobs by asking for an adjournment, right? 11:21.959 --> 11:23.040 Your Honour. 11:24.040 --> 11:25.560 Will you tell the truth? 11:25.640 --> 11:27.240 Where's the cannabis? 11:27.320 --> 11:30.640 Your Honour, I admit Pepsu's mouth is like a toilet. 11:32.079 --> 11:33.760 But he hasn't done anything wrong. 11:33.839 --> 11:37.079 The cannabis did disappear from the storeroom. Yeah. 11:39.040 --> 11:40.040 All right, then. 11:40.520 --> 11:41.520 Let's go. 11:41.600 --> 11:43.600 Go for an adjournment? 11:43.680 --> 11:44.680 No. 11:45.320 --> 11:47.520 For an inspection of the storeroom. 11:51.000 --> 11:53.199 You should have told me it was adulterated. 11:53.280 --> 11:55.360 I wouldn't have let it go for the lab test. 11:55.440 --> 11:58.000 I never imagined the whole situation would go this far. 11:59.520 --> 12:01.920 -Only rich people demand quality. -Hmm. 12:02.000 --> 12:04.400 You think I'd dare adulterate booze worth 8,000 bucks? 12:05.760 --> 12:08.760 Now if poor people start demanding quality 12:09.760 --> 12:11.240 how will the business survive? 12:13.320 --> 12:15.800 It wouldn't have been a problem if he was just poor. 12:15.880 --> 12:17.120 But poor and disabled? 12:20.000 --> 12:22.800 Your label on the bottle says 42% alcohol. 12:23.560 --> 12:25.800 If they do a lab test, how much will they find? 12:25.880 --> 12:29.160 I think around 20 per cent. 12:36.599 --> 12:38.360 -Will I go to jail? -No, no. 12:38.440 --> 12:42.480 You won't end up in jail, but, uh, your licence could be cancelled. 12:42.560 --> 12:44.160 No, no, no, madam. No. 12:44.240 --> 12:45.800 This is our family business. 12:45.880 --> 12:48.040 If it is shut down, my son will be unemployed. 12:49.199 --> 12:52.160 And what if he starts drinking in his free time? 12:53.760 --> 12:55.120 -Listen, Order. -Hmm? 12:55.199 --> 12:58.880 If you take the 'min' out of Mintu, what are you left with? 12:59.920 --> 13:01.000 Take what out of whom? 13:02.160 --> 13:05.040 -Just 'tu'! Go and add two points, now! -Yes, sir. 13:09.079 --> 13:11.760 So, guys, two more cases to my portfolio. 13:11.839 --> 13:12.839 MINTU 3 13:12.920 --> 13:14.440 That's what you call a true lawyer. 13:20.360 --> 13:21.760 -Mr Thakur. -Yes? 13:21.839 --> 13:23.959 There's only one option left. 13:25.280 --> 13:26.719 Come, Your Honour. 13:27.320 --> 13:28.719 Let's look for the cannabis. 13:28.800 --> 13:31.320 Just look at the state of this place, for Heaven's sake. 13:32.599 --> 13:34.400 How do you store all the murder weapons here? 13:34.480 --> 13:36.440 Your Honour, we preserve everything. 13:37.199 --> 13:38.440 Look at that. 13:42.719 --> 13:44.199 That cycle's a murder weapon? 13:44.839 --> 13:46.560 No, Your Honour, that rope is. 13:46.640 --> 13:48.280 The previous officers left it here. 13:53.839 --> 13:57.079 Your Honour, when you see all this, you're probably thinking 13:57.160 --> 13:58.400 that it's all their fault. 13:58.480 --> 14:00.360 But it's not easy for them. 14:00.440 --> 14:03.760 Yes, Your Honour, the station is 33 years old. 14:03.839 --> 14:06.040 The population is ten times what it was. 14:06.120 --> 14:08.199 And the station is still the same size. 14:08.280 --> 14:11.959 It's because of these infrastructure problems that e-storerooms were started. 14:12.040 --> 14:13.320 Then where is it, sir? 14:13.400 --> 14:16.040 The room was allotted, but the computers never arrived. 14:16.120 --> 14:19.040 Even if you had computers, would you know how to use them, huh? 14:19.120 --> 14:21.760 Yes, I would, but the same story. 14:22.479 --> 14:24.160 Budget! Budget! Budget! 14:26.240 --> 14:27.240 Budget? 14:28.199 --> 14:30.680 If what you say is true, Pepsu… 14:33.040 --> 14:37.439 then my policy will not only reform case pendencies, 14:38.760 --> 14:40.040 but the whole system. 14:41.240 --> 14:44.760 Now, Pepsu, you will come to court and you will tell the truth. 14:44.839 --> 14:49.520 After my judgement, you'll get infra and budget, both together. 14:49.599 --> 14:52.319 But, sir, won't this end up humiliating the police? 14:53.240 --> 14:55.479 If I come to court, I'll tell the whole truth. 14:56.040 --> 14:57.199 Hey! 14:57.280 --> 14:59.160 Are you trying to threaten the judge with the truth? 14:59.240 --> 15:01.079 No, no, no, no, no. All he's saying is that 15:01.680 --> 15:04.560 storerooms aren't just at police stations. 15:05.520 --> 15:06.959 -Yes. -Get it? 15:09.880 --> 15:12.760 Lunch is in half an hour. 15:12.839 --> 15:14.240 How am I going to break up with Nikunj? 15:14.319 --> 15:15.319 Tell me! 15:15.400 --> 15:17.120 It's very simple, Ani. 15:17.199 --> 15:19.479 Even Law doesn't want to stay with you long-term. 15:19.560 --> 15:21.400 It's just he doesn't know it yet. 15:21.479 --> 15:22.880 Get it? 15:22.959 --> 15:24.760 No, you didn't get it. I'll explain to you. 15:25.439 --> 15:26.560 Sit down. 15:29.959 --> 15:32.439 So, where do you see yourself after five years? 15:34.000 --> 15:36.439 Wow. That's interesting. 15:37.040 --> 15:39.319 -Um, I don't know, maybe-- -Quick! 15:39.400 --> 15:40.479 Maybe in a legal service firm. 15:40.560 --> 15:42.120 Changing the world. Winning an award. 15:42.199 --> 15:43.560 And your partner? 15:43.640 --> 15:45.560 Of course he's gonna be with me. 15:46.240 --> 15:48.000 We'll change the world together. 15:48.079 --> 15:51.560 -Hand in hand. One pro bono case-- -Good. There. There you go! 15:51.640 --> 15:53.280 That's it! Pro bono! 15:54.319 --> 15:55.359 Free legal service. 15:56.560 --> 15:58.680 As soon as he hears those words, he'll dump you. 15:59.439 --> 16:01.439 Look, he started his career in a law chamber. 16:02.359 --> 16:05.079 The thought of changing the world will scare the inner MC in him. 16:06.920 --> 16:08.280 M-Middle class. 16:08.359 --> 16:10.560 And then, you'll hear him say the three magic words. 16:10.640 --> 16:11.640 I see. 16:15.240 --> 16:17.520 Nice. 16:17.599 --> 16:18.680 Are you mad? 16:18.760 --> 16:20.800 Nikunj wants to have a relationship. 16:20.880 --> 16:22.359 You want me to discuss the future with him? 16:22.439 --> 16:23.520 Yeah. 16:23.599 --> 16:25.640 -That's so manipulative. -Right. 16:25.719 --> 16:27.640 And more importantly, Vishwas, 16:28.439 --> 16:29.680 what if he agrees? 16:30.599 --> 16:34.839 I'll just tell him the truth, and he'll understand. 16:38.319 --> 16:39.479 He will. 16:41.000 --> 16:42.359 He will. 16:48.280 --> 16:49.479 Mr Biren. 16:50.160 --> 16:52.079 You have to do absolutely nothing. 16:53.079 --> 16:55.640 And for doing absolutely nothing, 16:55.719 --> 16:57.120 you will receive 16:57.839 --> 17:00.680 a whole year's supply of my country hooch, 17:00.760 --> 17:02.479 and that too pure, not adulterated. 17:02.959 --> 17:05.079 -Totally free. -Of course. 17:07.839 --> 17:10.399 And for doing absolutely nothing… 17:11.720 --> 17:13.000 what do I have to do? 17:17.000 --> 17:20.359 You know the bottle, uh, that's going for the lab test? 17:20.440 --> 17:23.560 -Just replace that with this bottle. -Okay, let me see. 17:24.119 --> 17:25.800 -It's the same brand. -Mmm. 17:29.800 --> 17:31.120 -Madam. -Hmm. 17:32.159 --> 17:34.240 You want me to tweak an entry. 17:34.320 --> 17:35.360 Hmm. 17:35.440 --> 17:37.560 -You want me to change a tag. -Hmm. 17:38.159 --> 17:39.760 I would have happily done 17:40.320 --> 17:41.880 absolutely nothing, 17:42.919 --> 17:46.480 but evidence tampering would be a step too far. 17:46.560 --> 17:48.360 They'd fire me from my job, madam. 17:50.040 --> 17:51.159 Hey, listen, Yadav. 17:51.240 --> 17:52.640 -Just come here. -Coming, sir. 17:52.720 --> 17:53.840 Take this evidence. 17:55.080 --> 17:56.840 -And keep it carefully in the storeroom. -Yes, sir. 17:56.919 --> 17:58.800 -They'll need it for the lab test. Okay? -Yes, sir. 17:58.880 --> 18:02.000 Won't you do this much for a long-time colleague? 18:04.399 --> 18:05.720 Not possible. 18:08.360 --> 18:10.800 Hey, hey, hey. You won't even do this much 18:10.880 --> 18:12.480 for a long-time colleague? 18:12.560 --> 18:14.120 Please, I will need it in the evening. 18:14.200 --> 18:16.440 I'm sure you understand. 18:16.520 --> 18:19.200 It takes years before a case is resolved in court. 18:19.280 --> 18:21.120 And people leave their property to their kids. 18:21.200 --> 18:23.240 What will you leave them? This court case? 18:23.320 --> 18:25.000 But this case is against our children. 18:25.080 --> 18:26.159 Not again. 18:26.240 --> 18:29.120 These Bollywood movies have given you all the wrong ideas. 18:29.200 --> 18:31.240 So, what if your kids made fake papers for the house? 18:31.320 --> 18:33.800 After you're gone, they will get the real papers, won't they? 18:34.399 --> 18:36.440 Yes, sir, look at this. 18:36.520 --> 18:39.360 Your kids just said on Whatsapp that they won't throw you out. 18:39.440 --> 18:41.520 -What further proof do you need? -See? 18:41.600 --> 18:43.600 So now you just sign the settlement letter. 18:43.679 --> 18:44.880 Here. 18:44.960 --> 18:46.520 -Sign it. -Go on. 18:46.600 --> 18:48.120 Come on, sir. Why are you hesitating? Sign it, please. 18:48.200 --> 18:49.440 I see. 18:49.520 --> 18:52.159 So this is how you're getting points, by cheating. 18:52.760 --> 18:56.159 Munshi sir wanted us to provide relief for our clients. Hmm? 18:56.240 --> 18:58.960 So, where is it written you can only get relief in court, huh? 18:59.040 --> 19:01.280 And the relief is clearly visible on the client's face. 19:01.360 --> 19:03.159 Sir, you haven't signed this yet. 19:03.240 --> 19:04.760 Excellent. 19:04.840 --> 19:06.159 Thank you, sir. 19:06.240 --> 19:07.440 -Okay. -See you. 19:13.800 --> 19:16.159 Move. 19:16.240 --> 19:18.120 -Listen, Order. -Yes, bro? 19:18.200 --> 19:21.320 Can you think of a single number that rhymes with 'low'? 19:21.399 --> 19:22.600 Four. 19:24.840 --> 19:26.360 I made a mistake. 19:26.440 --> 19:28.919 This case should have gone to the Bar President. 19:35.120 --> 19:37.480 Your Honour, this is the court storeroom. 19:38.120 --> 19:40.800 If Stephen Hawking had come to Patparganj, 19:40.880 --> 19:43.440 he would have discovered the black hole a long time ago. 19:43.520 --> 19:45.000 -Stephen Hawking? -Yeah. 19:45.080 --> 19:46.080 Here? 19:47.120 --> 19:49.200 Where the notaries sit on the disability ramp? 19:52.600 --> 19:53.600 Your Honour… 19:54.280 --> 19:55.320 Please, please, come. 20:07.399 --> 20:08.399 Wow. 20:10.399 --> 20:13.840 Wow. My new policy will tackle 20:13.919 --> 20:20.040 not just police reforms and pendencies, but will also tackle evidence disposal. 20:20.679 --> 20:21.919 Your Honour. 20:22.000 --> 20:24.360 You're being a little too visionary. 20:24.440 --> 20:25.560 Come on, Topo. 20:26.240 --> 20:27.560 Someone has to be, isn't it? 20:27.640 --> 20:28.679 Look at this. 20:28.760 --> 20:32.399 Evidence from almost 15 years ago is collecting dust over here. 20:32.480 --> 20:33.960 Now, this place will be cleaned 20:34.600 --> 20:35.960 only after my judgement. 20:36.040 --> 20:37.520 Your Honour. 20:37.600 --> 20:40.200 Who is going to sign the disposal document? 20:40.800 --> 20:44.679 There are so many ongoing cases like this in the High Court and Supreme Court. 20:45.399 --> 20:47.440 -If they ask for the evidence, what then? -Yeah. 20:47.520 --> 20:48.760 -He's right. -Yeah. 20:48.840 --> 20:51.679 Your Honour, this is the actual truth. 20:52.240 --> 20:55.200 Cases keep coming to court, and the evidence keeps piling up in here. 20:55.280 --> 20:58.760 That's why, Your Honour, new evidence that should be kept here 20:59.280 --> 21:01.240 is crammed into the police storeroom. 21:01.320 --> 21:03.159 Then, they're not properly maintained. 21:03.240 --> 21:04.960 And the rats eat up the cannabis. 21:05.720 --> 21:07.080 And then, the thing is, 21:08.080 --> 21:10.960 Your Honour, we have to keep taking adjournments. 21:11.040 --> 21:13.480 Not once, but 26 times. 21:14.480 --> 21:18.840 You mean, the pendency above causes the pendency below? 21:20.120 --> 21:23.520 And the pendency here causes the pendency above? 21:24.320 --> 21:27.440 In that case, how can the system be shaken up at all? 21:28.080 --> 21:29.800 Is this the-- 21:31.080 --> 21:32.120 Oh! Oh, my God! 21:32.200 --> 21:33.320 It broke. 21:43.880 --> 21:45.320 Evidence tampering! 21:50.919 --> 21:52.200 Look, I did this. 21:52.280 --> 21:53.280 It was me. 21:53.360 --> 21:54.480 Your Honour. 21:55.480 --> 21:57.080 The system will take care of it. 21:57.720 --> 21:58.720 You carry on. 21:59.600 --> 22:00.600 Please. 22:05.679 --> 22:06.679 Uh… 22:08.320 --> 22:09.520 I better carry on too. 22:15.000 --> 22:17.159 I already ordered this for you, Ani. 22:17.240 --> 22:19.640 I told him to take you to a café. 22:20.320 --> 22:23.880 Shambhu, Ani doesn't care if it's a café or canteen. 22:23.960 --> 22:26.919 She's not classist like the other snooty types, hmm? 22:27.000 --> 22:28.919 -Vishwas, bro… -Shut up. 22:31.560 --> 22:32.800 Exactly. 22:35.159 --> 22:37.600 I was missing this stuff. 22:40.720 --> 22:43.360 By the way, Nikunj, I was thinking, um… 22:44.040 --> 22:46.040 We don't get to spend much time together in court. 22:46.880 --> 22:48.280 I was thinking the same thing. 22:48.360 --> 22:50.120 We should take on some cases together. 22:50.200 --> 22:51.919 -I was thinking the same thing. -I know, right? 22:52.000 --> 22:53.640 We're so similar, Ani. So similar. 22:53.720 --> 22:55.520 Just today, a very interesting case came in. 22:55.600 --> 22:57.320 I was thinking the same thing. We're so similar-- 22:57.399 --> 22:58.679 Pro bono. 23:04.399 --> 23:05.399 Pro bono? 23:05.919 --> 23:08.280 Yeah, pro bono. 23:08.360 --> 23:10.480 I thought we can change the world together, 23:10.560 --> 23:11.800 you know, hand in hand. 23:11.880 --> 23:13.679 One pro bono case at a time. 23:15.159 --> 23:16.159 Um… 23:16.720 --> 23:18.120 Mmm… 23:18.200 --> 23:20.080 Uh… 23:27.240 --> 23:29.399 Mr Thakur is a client of our chamber. 23:29.480 --> 23:31.480 He wants his case to be fought by you. 23:32.480 --> 23:33.760 And she has no problem with this? 23:33.840 --> 23:35.880 Not at all. I don't have a problem. 23:35.960 --> 23:36.960 You can take it. 23:37.040 --> 23:39.439 I know you do have a problem with it. 23:51.520 --> 23:53.560 Mintu, sir. Don't take on this case. 23:53.640 --> 23:56.120 The lab test for his hooch is going to be a disaster. 23:56.200 --> 23:57.280 This is not just a dud. 23:57.360 --> 23:58.760 This case is dead on arrival. 23:58.840 --> 24:00.120 Yes. 24:02.360 --> 24:04.640 If you can't score any points, 24:04.720 --> 24:06.520 cut the other guy's points. 24:06.600 --> 24:09.080 If nothing else, it will shatter his confidence. 24:09.159 --> 24:11.760 Don't try to play chess with Sujata. 24:11.840 --> 24:15.000 You'll get checkmated. 24:17.640 --> 24:19.919 This is going to be fun. 24:27.600 --> 24:29.320 What was that? Huh? 24:29.399 --> 24:31.080 Sorry, You Honour. 24:32.760 --> 24:35.280 Madam, it's done. 24:35.360 --> 24:36.360 What? 24:37.399 --> 24:39.360 Absolutely nothing. 24:39.439 --> 24:43.040 According to this report, the country hooch is very potent? 24:46.120 --> 24:47.600 42% alcohol. 24:47.679 --> 24:49.679 No, Your Honour. Something's very wrong here. 24:49.760 --> 24:51.240 It cannot be 42% alcohol. 24:51.320 --> 24:53.679 -It's just impossible. -And I know my booze very well. 24:53.760 --> 24:56.320 -Really? -Its not like it's my first drink. 24:56.399 --> 24:58.600 Your Honour, he has a VD problem. 24:58.679 --> 25:00.399 -VD problem? -VD problem? 25:00.480 --> 25:02.560 -VD problem. -What do you mean by "VD"? 25:02.640 --> 25:06.200 VD for virgin drinker. 25:06.280 --> 25:08.159 That's why he didn't get a kick, Your Honour. 25:08.640 --> 25:09.760 Because he's a virgin drinker-- 25:09.840 --> 25:12.080 You better watch your tongue, bro! 25:12.159 --> 25:14.159 You think I don't know how to drink, yeah? 25:14.240 --> 25:15.240 You'll teach me how to drink? 25:15.320 --> 25:17.399 I don't even add mixers, okay? 25:17.480 --> 25:19.520 On the rocks. That's the way for me. 25:19.600 --> 25:22.520 No snacks. No salted peanuts for me. 25:22.600 --> 25:24.399 I drink it neat. 25:24.480 --> 25:25.840 Okay? 25:25.919 --> 25:27.720 Calling me a virgin drinker? 25:35.080 --> 25:36.960 I can suddenly walk? 25:39.960 --> 25:40.960 Your Honour. 25:41.720 --> 25:43.320 Ms Sujata. 25:43.840 --> 25:45.120 You were very right. 25:45.199 --> 25:47.640 The court shouldn't believe what an alcoholic says. 25:49.360 --> 25:50.360 Yes, my Lord. 25:51.320 --> 25:52.720 Dismissed. 25:52.800 --> 25:54.240 Look, you're fresh out of a break up. 25:54.320 --> 25:55.840 So here's some hot, fresh food for you. 25:55.919 --> 25:57.360 Try it. Go on. 25:57.439 --> 25:59.840 -I'm not going to have that. -Why? 25:59.919 --> 26:02.080 Apart from Mangesh and Anand, they make the best snacks here. 26:02.679 --> 26:05.120 -Just try one. Yeah, try it. -It has… 26:05.199 --> 26:06.199 Yeah. 26:06.919 --> 26:08.000 Try it. 26:13.080 --> 26:14.199 -Mmm. -Hmm? 26:14.280 --> 26:16.240 -Told you. -It is so good. 26:16.320 --> 26:17.320 The green sauce… 26:17.399 --> 26:19.360 -Hey! It's hot in here. -…they make is simply amazing… 26:19.439 --> 26:21.000 Switch on the fan. 26:21.480 --> 26:24.040 It's getting very hot in here. 26:24.520 --> 26:25.760 Adds the twist to the experience. 26:25.840 --> 26:27.760 You're not the first one, Your Honour. 26:27.840 --> 26:30.679 Every PDJ wants big reforms when he arrives. 26:30.760 --> 26:32.720 -The saviour syndrome. -Ah. 26:32.800 --> 26:35.000 What was Judge Besna's bold policy about? 26:35.080 --> 26:37.120 Corruption. 26:37.199 --> 26:39.000 Your Honour, before shaking up the system, 26:39.080 --> 26:41.080 you need to understand how it works. 26:41.159 --> 26:42.679 And that takes time, Your Honour. 26:42.760 --> 26:43.760 How much? 26:44.399 --> 26:47.159 How much time? How will we ever shake up the system? 26:47.240 --> 26:49.199 Your Honour, if you take the system with you 26:49.280 --> 26:52.120 and stroke it and cajole it, you will shake it 26:52.199 --> 26:55.919 so much, you will shake it so much, that it'll… 26:58.280 --> 27:00.480 I'll see you tomorrow. 27:00.560 --> 27:02.560 -Your Honour. -Oh, yes. Of course. Sure. Sure. 27:04.320 --> 27:06.880 Your Honour, what I really meant to say was, 27:06.960 --> 27:09.760 pendency can be the policy in your fifth year. 27:09.840 --> 27:11.880 Even so, Topo. 27:11.960 --> 27:15.240 Tyagi's first policy will not be a font change. 27:23.480 --> 27:24.679 I have another idea. 27:26.120 --> 27:27.280 What were you saying? 27:27.880 --> 27:30.600 Why can't Stephen Hawking come to Patparganj Court? 27:32.199 --> 27:33.720 Well done, Tyagi. 27:33.800 --> 27:35.199 Such a balanced decision. 27:35.800 --> 27:36.800 Welcome to the system. 27:36.880 --> 27:40.840 Now Patparganj Court will be completely disability-friendly. 27:40.919 --> 27:42.520 I've had all the ramps emptied out. 27:42.600 --> 27:43.960 I'm having four more built. 27:44.040 --> 27:45.919 I've left Patparganj in the right hands. 27:46.000 --> 27:47.080 Well done. 27:47.159 --> 27:48.159 Thank you, ma'am. 27:48.240 --> 27:49.720 This is just the beginning. 27:59.159 --> 28:00.560 This way. Come, come. 28:00.640 --> 28:03.120 I told you I'd get you kicked out of here. 28:03.199 --> 28:04.199 Very good. Very good. 28:21.240 --> 28:23.159 You've promised to marry me. 28:23.240 --> 28:24.880 Don't go to someone else. 28:25.679 --> 28:28.040 I'll snatch your peace, beloved. 28:28.120 --> 28:29.880 Don't test me. r peace, beloved.