WEBVTT 00:07.600 --> 00:09.520 Judge Sunil is rehearsing. 00:09.600 --> 00:12.320 Three, two, one… 00:12.399 --> 00:15.040 That's just not fair, Sunil. 00:15.120 --> 00:17.520 Bollywood songs are my territory. 00:18.360 --> 00:20.439 It's my wife's favourite song. 00:20.520 --> 00:22.760 We've been fighting for the past two weeks. 00:22.840 --> 00:25.760 I'm sleeping in the living room on the sofa. 00:25.840 --> 00:29.599 And that's only a two-seater. Way too soft and fluffy. 00:29.680 --> 00:32.800 Which is why I was thinking, if I sing her Bollywood favourite, 00:33.400 --> 00:37.640 then I'll be able to go back to my king-size mattress. 00:38.480 --> 00:40.480 -May I? -Sure. Go ahead. 00:40.559 --> 00:43.680 Oh, wow. You guys are in serious preparation mode. 00:43.760 --> 00:45.360 -Come join us, Tyagi. -Tyagi. 00:45.440 --> 00:48.040 So, I booked a photographer for the whole day tomorrow. 00:48.120 --> 00:51.120 And, after a group photo, we'll update our DPs. 00:51.199 --> 00:53.919 No, no, no. I'm not interested in official announcements and all that. 00:54.000 --> 00:56.160 Tell me something unofficial. 00:56.239 --> 00:59.120 I heard Mr Tendulkar is hosting a karaoke night? 00:59.720 --> 01:02.440 Your Honour, when you sing Bollywood songs, 01:02.519 --> 01:05.000 you won't just rule, you'll overrule everyone. 01:05.080 --> 01:06.080 I'm all ready. 01:06.880 --> 01:09.240 You know, Tyagi, there's a thing known as dibs… 01:09.320 --> 01:11.520 -Mm-hmm. -…and I have dibs on Bollywood songs. 01:11.600 --> 01:14.600 Sunil, there's a thing known as a vacation bench. 01:15.119 --> 01:16.960 Any chance you are planning a vacation? 01:18.960 --> 01:20.240 Okay, tell me one thing. 01:20.320 --> 01:23.520 The party's tomorrow and Mr Tendulkar hasn't decided on a venue yet? 01:23.600 --> 01:25.240 Yes, it's written on the invite. 01:25.320 --> 01:26.560 Invite? 01:27.960 --> 01:29.399 When was it sent? 01:31.119 --> 01:32.399 Two days ago. 01:33.880 --> 01:34.880 Two days ago? 01:35.479 --> 01:37.520 We all got it two days ago. 01:37.600 --> 01:39.520 But… What are you trying to say? 01:39.600 --> 01:42.080 That Mr Tendulkar didn't invite the PDJ of the court? 01:42.160 --> 01:44.920 Come on, he didn't do it deliberately. He must have forgotten. 01:45.000 --> 01:47.479 He knows, and everybody knows, I'm a busy man. 01:47.559 --> 01:49.520 Tomorrow is my visit to the High Court, right? 01:49.600 --> 01:51.920 But you especially asked for that to be postponed 01:52.000 --> 01:54.759 so you can be free for the karaoke party tomorrow. 01:57.280 --> 01:59.839 Topo, this is the judges' lounge. 01:59.919 --> 02:03.600 So would you please go outside? Go outside, please. 02:05.720 --> 02:08.479 Since you didn't get the invite, then… 02:09.639 --> 02:11.680 may I sing that song? 02:11.760 --> 02:13.239 Why just sing? 02:13.880 --> 02:16.200 This is your chance to shake a leg as well. 02:18.440 --> 02:19.640 In fact, break a leg. 02:20.560 --> 02:22.000 Hey, Mr Type-C, 02:22.080 --> 02:24.799 if you use a multi-plug, won't the last socket also blow up? 02:24.880 --> 02:27.320 Hey, how many times have I told you to get in line? 02:27.400 --> 02:31.600 And remember, once your battery is 50% charged, it's the next guy's turn, okay? 02:31.680 --> 02:33.480 -You mean to say a maid… -House help. 02:33.560 --> 02:34.920 Hmm. 02:35.000 --> 02:37.600 -Will give her master-- -Employer, Vishwas. 02:37.680 --> 02:41.959 Okay, so a house help wants to donate her kidney to her employer's mother? 02:42.040 --> 02:43.040 -Yes. -And for free? 02:43.120 --> 02:44.080 Absolutely free. 02:44.160 --> 02:47.880 You know how hard it is to get approval for a donor who's unrelated? 02:47.959 --> 02:50.799 -Hmm. -You will present our case, right? 02:50.880 --> 02:53.040 -Of course. -Oh, good. 02:53.120 --> 02:55.640 -Uh, I just… I had one question. -Yes. 02:55.720 --> 02:56.959 Um… 02:57.040 --> 02:58.600 Do I look like a fool to you? 02:58.679 --> 02:59.760 Huh? 02:59.840 --> 03:00.840 Huh? 03:01.799 --> 03:04.920 You think you can spin any story and expect me to believe it? 03:05.000 --> 03:06.679 Ma'am, 03:06.760 --> 03:09.440 blink twice if you're a victim of organ-trafficking 03:09.519 --> 03:12.239 -and I will rescue you. -Hang on. You just look at me. 03:13.280 --> 03:15.320 Madam, I don't think you understand. 03:15.399 --> 03:18.920 I was trafficked a long time ago. Forty years ago, in fact. 03:19.000 --> 03:22.920 I've been here ever since. Let me show you my identity card. 03:23.000 --> 03:24.560 Such a horrible picture. Look at it. 03:24.640 --> 03:26.920 -It is really bad. -Hey, never mind that. 03:27.000 --> 03:28.280 -Huh? -Look at this. 03:28.360 --> 03:29.360 -It's her passbook. -Here. 03:29.440 --> 03:31.239 For the last four years we've been paying her salary. 03:31.320 --> 03:33.799 -So she is your house help, right? -Yes. 03:33.880 --> 03:35.840 And yet you're taking advantage of her, sir. 03:35.920 --> 03:37.920 -Ma'am, what are you-- -What is her fault here? 03:38.000 --> 03:39.360 That she is impoverished? 03:39.440 --> 03:40.920 -What? -Poor. 03:41.000 --> 03:42.959 -Uneducated? -Illiterate. 03:43.040 --> 03:45.560 Madam, I'd like you to know I've passed my tenth grade. 03:45.640 --> 03:47.320 Yeah, that's what I mean. Illiterate. 03:47.399 --> 03:50.920 And secondly, I'm donating my kidney of my own free will. 03:51.000 --> 03:52.359 -Yeah, exactly. -Of course. 03:52.440 --> 03:53.480 I-I believe you. 03:53.560 --> 03:56.920 Um, just like I believe, uh, unicorns really exist, 03:57.000 --> 03:58.600 stars are really our grandparents, 03:58.679 --> 04:02.679 and if your palm lines form a half-moon, you'll find a beautiful partner, right? 04:04.799 --> 04:09.160 Ani, it's so true. That's how I found Varsha. 04:09.239 --> 04:10.320 Show me yours. 04:10.399 --> 04:12.880 -Tsk, tsk, tsk. Shit. -What nonsense is this? 04:12.959 --> 04:14.720 Yeah, total nonsense. Sir, let's go. 04:14.799 --> 04:16.279 Let's go to a lawyer who charges a fee. 04:16.360 --> 04:18.279 What can you expect from a free lawyer anyway? 04:18.360 --> 04:19.680 -Let's go. -Free lawyer? 04:19.760 --> 04:21.599 Yes, free lawyer. Let's go. 04:22.640 --> 04:24.120 -Look who's talking. -Ani… 04:24.200 --> 04:26.960 And what if there's even 1% of truth in what they're saying? 04:52.880 --> 04:54.400 Law, check this out. 04:54.479 --> 04:55.840 The logo is printed all wrong. 04:56.599 --> 04:58.760 We don't have a bar president, do we? 04:58.840 --> 05:00.880 Just an acting one. 05:02.720 --> 05:05.440 So, Law, which is the lesser of the two? 05:05.520 --> 05:08.479 Sujata's points or Sujata's shame? 05:10.120 --> 05:11.919 It's a trick question. 05:12.000 --> 05:13.680 She hasn't got any shame. 05:13.760 --> 05:16.000 F-L-O-P. She's a flop. 05:16.080 --> 05:18.640 Foyer lawyer of Patparganj. 05:18.720 --> 05:20.360 Mintu Sir. 05:20.960 --> 05:22.240 -Bro. -Yeah. 05:22.320 --> 05:23.720 -I have some good news. -What? 05:23.800 --> 05:24.800 You know Dheeraj, right? 05:24.880 --> 05:26.720 -Maand? -Yeah, him. Chamber number 403. 05:26.800 --> 05:28.760 -Yeah. -He's just lost his father. 05:28.840 --> 05:31.440 Hey, have some shame. 05:31.520 --> 05:34.080 -You call this good news? -It's excellent news, Mintu Sir. 05:34.160 --> 05:36.320 His father was also a lawyer. 05:36.400 --> 05:38.440 That too retired from Patparganj. 05:41.080 --> 05:42.919 -What are you saying? -Yes. 05:43.000 --> 05:46.919 My first official act of condolence. And that to Dheeraj Maand's father? 05:47.000 --> 05:49.280 -Condolence? -Kingmaker Dheeraj Maand. 05:49.359 --> 05:53.400 He brought 450 votes for Tyagi Sir. Imagine how many he'll get for you. 05:53.479 --> 05:55.000 But, hang on. 05:55.080 --> 05:57.320 -Wasn't Dheeraj's father a fo-- -Fo… 05:57.400 --> 05:59.280 Forever gone, Shambhu. 05:59.359 --> 06:01.240 And on his death, I'm sure, 06:01.320 --> 06:03.720 the president will arrange a condolence meeting. 06:03.800 --> 06:04.800 Good. 06:07.320 --> 06:08.520 -Order, my boy. -Yeah, bro? 06:08.599 --> 06:10.120 -Here's an idea. -Yeah. 06:10.200 --> 06:12.760 Type out a message in your horrible English, 06:12.840 --> 06:15.720 run it through ChatGPT, and forward it to the whole of Patparganj. 06:15.800 --> 06:16.800 Done. 06:16.880 --> 06:21.280 The entire court will be closed in mourning for Dheeraj Maand's father. 06:21.359 --> 06:25.799 By the order of President Lakhmir Singh Balli. 06:26.880 --> 06:28.919 Oh, to hell with you, monkey! 06:30.080 --> 06:31.599 What game are you playing? 06:32.440 --> 06:34.479 The fun starts now. 06:34.560 --> 06:37.240 "I invite my esteemed colleagues 06:37.320 --> 06:40.599 to a judgement-free karaoke party." 06:42.000 --> 06:43.479 This message went out to everyone. 06:44.080 --> 06:45.880 You must feel really bad, right? 06:46.880 --> 06:49.320 It's these little things one lives for after all. 06:49.400 --> 06:51.280 I am not feeling bad. 06:51.359 --> 06:53.280 It's natural to feel bad, Your Honour. 06:54.520 --> 06:56.880 The other readers don't invite me to their parties. 06:57.599 --> 06:59.840 But I force them to invite me. Hmm. 06:59.919 --> 07:00.919 Topo, 07:01.520 --> 07:04.880 I don't know whether they consider me their colleague or not, 07:04.960 --> 07:06.479 but I am definitely their boss. 07:06.560 --> 07:08.440 And I should keep my distance. 07:09.280 --> 07:11.919 It's a good thing they didn't invite me to the party. 07:18.039 --> 07:19.200 Invite? 07:20.239 --> 07:21.359 Condolence. 07:22.440 --> 07:23.640 Mr Tyagi… 07:23.719 --> 07:25.440 This is unacceptable. 07:26.039 --> 07:28.640 Tomorrow is Mr Tendulkar's last day, 07:28.719 --> 07:31.520 and the bar president has ordered that all work be suspended? 07:31.599 --> 07:33.760 Mr Ghosh, I only just found out about this. 07:33.840 --> 07:35.719 And what are you going to do about it? 07:35.799 --> 07:40.520 Even the Supreme Court has declared this tradition as contemptuous. 07:40.599 --> 07:42.120 What kind of tradition is this? 07:42.200 --> 07:44.880 Does a hospital shut down when a doctor dies? 07:44.960 --> 07:46.760 Or a school for a teacher? 07:46.840 --> 07:49.799 Everyone gets just one minute of silence after their death. 07:50.359 --> 07:52.560 And even then, people start coughing. 07:52.640 --> 07:54.960 So why do the lawyers want a whole day off? 07:55.039 --> 07:58.719 And not just for deaths, even for birth anniversaries. 07:58.799 --> 08:01.520 Mahatma Gandhi, Dr Ambedkar, 08:01.599 --> 08:03.599 Sardar Patel, Nehru. 08:03.679 --> 08:05.320 All of them were lawyers. 08:05.400 --> 08:07.440 Name one judge who is honoured the same way. 08:07.960 --> 08:10.560 I have given 30 years of my life to this job. 08:11.760 --> 08:15.080 And now, on my last day, I have to preside over an empty courtroom? 08:15.159 --> 08:16.560 Who's going to clap for me? 08:18.320 --> 08:20.520 I'm not even going to take a group picture. 08:22.280 --> 08:25.400 Is this how we send off our esteemed colleague? 08:28.599 --> 08:29.599 Not at all. 08:30.919 --> 08:32.159 Not at all, Mr Ghosh. 08:32.760 --> 08:36.840 After all, a man lives for these little moments. 08:37.640 --> 08:42.039 Mr Tendulkar, I assure you, as Principal District Judge of this court… 08:44.079 --> 08:45.880 no condolence leave tomorrow. 08:47.280 --> 08:48.280 Okay? 08:48.959 --> 08:49.959 I promise. 08:50.040 --> 08:53.440 President Balli is his friend. Let's see what he does. 08:53.520 --> 08:57.040 What I'm saying is, you know, it's your kidney. 08:57.959 --> 09:00.240 It's not some festive treat you're distributing for free. 09:00.320 --> 09:04.000 So what you're suggesting is that I should take money from his mother? 09:04.079 --> 09:05.560 Huh? Me? 09:05.640 --> 09:06.840 That would be a terrible sin. 09:07.520 --> 09:09.199 -They've done their homework, Vishwas. -Mmm. 09:09.280 --> 09:12.640 Unrelated donors can only donate a kidney 09:12.720 --> 09:15.680 if they have an emotional attachment going. 09:15.760 --> 09:18.040 That's why this whole "that would be a sin" thing. 09:18.120 --> 09:20.560 -But she really is like my mother. -Really? 09:21.320 --> 09:22.959 Okay. Prove it. 09:23.560 --> 09:26.640 Listen, madam, I'm not like just any other maid. 09:26.720 --> 09:27.880 House help. 09:27.959 --> 09:31.800 Yeah, same thing. I'm not any ordinary house help, okay? 09:32.920 --> 09:35.480 They even discuss their finances in front of me. 09:35.560 --> 09:36.560 In the open. 09:36.640 --> 09:39.800 Not like other folks who whisper it quietly in the bedroom. 09:39.880 --> 09:41.520 7218. 09:42.040 --> 09:43.400 -That's sir's ATM PIN. -Really? 09:45.160 --> 09:46.280 Mm-hmm. 09:47.320 --> 09:48.400 -Correct. -Hmm. 09:48.480 --> 09:51.760 And, ma'am, we only give her one-day-old leftovers. 09:51.839 --> 09:54.120 -Yes. -And not in a packet, but our own cutlery. 09:54.720 --> 09:55.800 And that's not all. 09:55.880 --> 09:59.400 All of my girlfriends hold it until they reach home. 10:00.120 --> 10:01.160 But not me. 10:01.240 --> 10:04.680 I get to use their own private toilet. Mm-hmm. 10:05.320 --> 10:06.880 -Really? -Really. 10:06.959 --> 10:09.320 -Just for number one or even number two? -Yeah, both. 10:10.160 --> 10:11.880 Now you tell me, madam, 10:11.959 --> 10:14.280 could there be any stronger attachment than this? 10:14.360 --> 10:15.360 One second. 10:15.440 --> 10:20.440 You're donating a kidney because they let you use their toilet? 10:20.520 --> 10:22.360 -Who does that in this day and age? -Yeah. 10:22.440 --> 10:27.000 You want the law to accept this as proof of emotional attachment? 10:27.079 --> 10:28.760 Do you guys have an emotional attachment? 10:31.760 --> 10:33.760 -Um… Uh… -Yeah. 10:34.560 --> 10:35.760 Prove it. 10:37.560 --> 10:40.079 And I'm damn sure the two of you don't share a toilet. 10:42.160 --> 10:43.800 What, you do? 10:43.880 --> 10:46.920 No, because I'm a man and she's a lady, so our toilets are separate. 10:47.000 --> 10:50.839 Ma'am, not a single relative was willing to give my mother a kidney. 10:51.440 --> 10:54.440 If attachment was only limited to one's family, 10:55.480 --> 10:56.839 there would have been no Mahabharata. 10:58.959 --> 11:02.160 His mother goes to the hospital for dialysis every week. 11:02.240 --> 11:05.199 She hides it very well, but she cries every time. 11:06.040 --> 11:08.360 I can't bear to see her in so much pain. 11:10.400 --> 11:12.280 All right, I will present your case 11:13.440 --> 11:15.160 to the Authorisation Committee. 11:17.839 --> 11:19.760 Wow, Order. What a great message. 11:19.839 --> 11:22.240 I mean with ChatGPT, who needs a junior clerk? 11:23.079 --> 11:24.240 Look, just asking. 11:25.280 --> 11:27.880 Sir, will ChatGPT go and get you snacks when you want? 11:27.959 --> 11:29.640 Will it fix you a drink at night? 11:29.719 --> 11:31.360 Will it carry this bouquet? 11:33.079 --> 11:35.640 As it is so heavy, my butt is killing me. 11:37.880 --> 11:39.079 -Condolence. -Condolence. 11:39.800 --> 11:41.040 Hmm. 11:41.120 --> 11:43.360 So now it's a matter of equality and respect. 11:43.440 --> 11:44.440 Yeah. 11:47.360 --> 11:48.360 Dheeraj Sir… 11:49.079 --> 11:50.240 Dheeraj Sir? 11:50.320 --> 11:53.160 Mintu, are the elections coming up soon? 11:53.240 --> 11:55.880 Because a person behaves like this only when he wants to win votes. 11:55.959 --> 11:57.480 Hmm? 11:59.880 --> 12:01.320 Tell me one thing, 12:01.400 --> 12:04.320 did you think about your fellow lawyers in the chamber 12:04.400 --> 12:09.040 when you declared a day of condolence for a foyer lawyer? 12:09.120 --> 12:12.800 But I… I called it for Dheeraj Sir's late father. 12:12.880 --> 12:14.920 Who was a foyer lawyer. 12:15.000 --> 12:16.040 Foyer lawyer? 12:16.839 --> 12:19.000 Oh, damn. 12:19.079 --> 12:21.959 The chamber closes for one day to mourn a chamber lawyer. 12:22.040 --> 12:24.280 And now the foyer lawyers will get the same treatment? 12:24.360 --> 12:26.360 If they didn't have the same respect while alive, 12:26.440 --> 12:27.640 why so after death? 12:28.240 --> 12:32.120 Today you give the foyer lawyers the respect they've been seeking. 12:32.199 --> 12:34.959 Tomorrow they'll demand the fees they deserve. 12:35.040 --> 12:38.280 The day after, they'll demand the presidency. 12:38.360 --> 12:40.199 -Then? -He's right about that. 12:40.280 --> 12:44.920 My late father struggled all through his life so I could reach the chamber, 12:45.880 --> 12:48.000 and now the foyer lawyers will get the same rights? 12:48.079 --> 12:50.280 So you mean you are okay if your late father 12:50.360 --> 12:51.800 is not honoured with a day of condolence? 12:51.880 --> 12:52.880 Of course not. 12:52.959 --> 12:56.839 Like every foyer lawyer, let him too remain forgotten. 12:58.560 --> 12:59.760 What times we live in? 12:59.839 --> 13:02.560 You have to cancel your first act of condolence. 13:02.640 --> 13:03.920 It's so humiliating. 13:04.000 --> 13:05.120 You bloody idiot. 13:05.199 --> 13:08.440 Couldn't you have told me beforehand the deceased is a foyer lawyer? 13:08.520 --> 13:10.280 That's actually a good thing, sir. 13:10.360 --> 13:13.240 They're just foyer guys. They'll curse us and forget about it. 13:13.320 --> 13:15.520 And anyway, work stops on a day of mourning. 13:15.599 --> 13:17.760 When have they ever worked? 13:18.599 --> 13:20.959 Ifs and buts are not what he's into! 13:21.040 --> 13:23.199 President Mintu! President Mintu! 13:23.280 --> 13:24.800 Ifs and buts are not what he's into! 13:24.880 --> 13:26.959 President Mintu! President Mintu! 13:27.040 --> 13:28.839 Ifs and buts are not what he's into! 13:28.920 --> 13:30.599 President Mintu! President Mintu! 13:30.680 --> 13:32.760 Ifs and buts are not what he's into! 13:32.839 --> 13:34.560 President Mintu! President Mintu! 13:34.640 --> 13:35.640 Oh, Mr Shukla. 13:35.719 --> 13:37.680 Forgive us, Mintu. We have said such horrible things. 13:37.760 --> 13:41.959 -No, Mr Shukla. It's okay. -A chamber's flunkey, Tyagi's lackey. 13:42.040 --> 13:43.680 Pimp of pimps. 13:43.760 --> 13:46.000 -Cheema, I forgive you. -No, no. It's okay, sir. Go ahead. 13:46.079 --> 13:47.160 World's biggest loser. 13:47.760 --> 13:50.160 -Product of nepotism. -Look, I've forgiven you-- 13:50.240 --> 13:52.240 -The greatest ass-licker. -The biggest bullshitter. 13:52.320 --> 13:53.880 Listen, I said I forgive you, okay? 13:53.959 --> 13:55.440 I did call you an ass-licker once. 13:55.520 --> 13:56.520 I forgive you, guys. 13:56.599 --> 14:00.760 Listen, people wine and dine us, but forget us after the elections. 14:02.240 --> 14:03.719 Now you as acting president, 14:03.800 --> 14:06.920 just as acting president, gave us so much respect. 14:07.000 --> 14:09.640 You declared a day off for a foyer lawyer? 14:09.719 --> 14:11.640 Why do you keep saying "acting" all the time? 14:11.719 --> 14:14.040 It's "president". President Mintu. 14:14.120 --> 14:17.000 -Ifs and buts are not what he's into! -He is, he is. He is into. 14:19.280 --> 14:21.839 And now, he'd like to say something to you. 14:21.920 --> 14:23.079 Sir, go ahead. 14:26.479 --> 14:27.479 Um… 14:29.319 --> 14:31.800 Ifs and buts are not what I'm into? 14:31.880 --> 14:33.640 President Mintu! President Mintu! 14:33.719 --> 14:35.680 Ifs and buts are not what he's into. 14:35.760 --> 14:37.160 President Mintu! President Mintu! 14:37.240 --> 14:39.280 I understand, ma'am. 14:39.360 --> 14:41.319 Your application is so well done, 14:42.160 --> 14:43.800 that even a fake case would get through. 14:43.880 --> 14:45.520 Absolutely not, sir. 14:46.400 --> 14:48.920 -Bimla is like family to them. -Yes. 14:49.000 --> 14:50.839 Deep emotional attachment. 14:51.439 --> 14:52.920 Madam, just look behind you. 14:53.520 --> 14:54.640 You take a look too. 14:56.079 --> 15:00.199 Every person in here is like family to someone or the other. 15:01.319 --> 15:05.839 So, sister, if you are taking money, that's perfectly fine. 15:06.520 --> 15:08.240 Your body, your choice. 15:08.319 --> 15:10.439 Just charge a good rate, that's all. 15:11.240 --> 15:12.479 What? 15:12.560 --> 15:15.000 Madam, nowadays people are selling their kidneys 15:15.079 --> 15:16.560 for the price of a smartphone, 15:16.640 --> 15:19.040 when the going rate is that of a hatchback. 15:20.000 --> 15:23.079 Sir, you've got it completely wrong. 15:23.160 --> 15:25.839 But never mind that. Just tell us what the next steps are. 15:27.280 --> 15:28.439 Be here tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. 15:28.520 --> 15:30.640 The committee will hear you out and make a decision. 15:30.719 --> 15:32.319 Ms Sagarika. 15:32.400 --> 15:33.439 Oh, wow. 15:34.040 --> 15:35.360 She knows a member of the committee. 15:35.959 --> 15:36.959 Congratulations. 15:37.520 --> 15:38.839 You are about to have a kidney. 15:40.000 --> 15:41.120 Thank you. 15:42.079 --> 15:44.199 Um, so you know Ms Sagarika? 15:44.280 --> 15:47.439 Very well actually. In fact, I'll go and get an appointment. 15:47.520 --> 15:49.160 -She'll guide us best. -Great. 15:50.079 --> 15:51.079 One minute. 15:52.400 --> 15:54.680 A hatchback costs 800,000, all inclusive. 15:54.760 --> 15:56.160 No, no. You're mistaken. 15:56.240 --> 15:57.839 The base model starts from 500,000. 15:57.920 --> 15:59.959 Yes, but you're not even giving me that much. 16:00.040 --> 16:03.520 Bimla, you know how it is. Mum's surgery's already costing so much. 16:03.599 --> 16:05.040 -Where will I get the money? -So? 16:05.120 --> 16:06.520 You think getting a house is cheap? 16:07.760 --> 16:09.319 Of course, I'm attached to your mother, 16:09.400 --> 16:11.400 but I'm also attached to my own children, right? 16:11.479 --> 16:13.400 I'm going to make sure they have a roof over their heads. 16:13.479 --> 16:15.199 -This is wrong of you. We agreed 400,000. -Wrong of me? 16:15.280 --> 16:17.760 -He just said it's 800,000. -So you're just going to double it? 16:17.839 --> 16:19.800 I knew it. 16:21.040 --> 16:22.040 What? 16:22.120 --> 16:23.400 I heard everything. 16:24.959 --> 16:26.520 "I can't take money from his mother." 16:27.599 --> 16:29.160 -"That would be a sin." -What is she saying? 16:29.240 --> 16:31.319 Not from his mother. I'm taking it from her son. 16:31.400 --> 16:33.319 -What is she saying? -Look, she heard everything, okay? 16:33.400 --> 16:35.520 -Mark my words. -Yes. 16:36.560 --> 16:38.880 I'm going to make sure your application's rejected. 16:38.959 --> 16:40.079 But why? 16:40.160 --> 16:42.319 I just told you, she heard everything. Enough of this nonsense. 16:42.400 --> 16:44.000 Can someone explain to me what just happened here? 16:44.079 --> 16:45.959 -Madam. -Bro, what just happened? 16:46.040 --> 16:47.079 Her baby happened. 16:48.640 --> 16:49.640 Shit. 16:52.719 --> 16:53.719 Mr President, 16:55.040 --> 16:57.319 is Mr Tendulkar's last day tomorrow. 16:57.920 --> 16:59.800 He's given 30 years to this court. 16:59.880 --> 17:02.560 And, Your Honour, Mr Maand has given 40 years. 17:03.280 --> 17:06.280 Are you saying a lawyer deserves less respect than a judge? 17:06.359 --> 17:09.240 Mr President, this condolence day cannot be held. 17:09.319 --> 17:11.560 I have given my word to the judges. 17:11.640 --> 17:13.599 And, Your Honour, I to the lawyers. 17:13.680 --> 17:16.599 And no matter what you say, I will not go back on my word. 17:18.480 --> 17:19.880 Aren't we brothers? 17:19.960 --> 17:23.359 Come on, Tyagi. This is cheating, man. 17:24.280 --> 17:27.119 Say whatever you want. Slap and abuse me if you want. 17:27.200 --> 17:28.680 But don't do this, man. 17:28.760 --> 17:29.919 Mintu. 17:31.159 --> 17:34.280 It's Tendulkar's retirement party tomorrow, karaoke. 17:34.360 --> 17:37.159 -Karaoke! -What are you so happy about? 17:37.240 --> 17:38.360 He hasn't invited me. 17:38.440 --> 17:42.399 You mean he didn't even do it half-heartedly so you could refuse? 17:42.480 --> 17:46.080 No. These guys don't even consider me a colleague. 17:47.080 --> 17:49.360 You tell me, am I not a judge? 17:49.960 --> 17:51.440 Of course you are, bro. 17:51.520 --> 17:52.600 Full-fledged, totally. 17:52.680 --> 17:56.240 It's very upsetting, but I'm pretending I'm okay. 17:56.320 --> 17:59.040 Of course it hurts. I'm only human. Huh? 17:59.120 --> 18:00.800 I too got carried away. 18:01.800 --> 18:04.320 They were shouting my name throughout the foyer, man. 18:04.399 --> 18:05.600 My name. 18:06.320 --> 18:07.560 -Your name? -Yeah, bro. 18:07.640 --> 18:10.120 For the first time I felt like I was really the president. 18:11.480 --> 18:13.760 One lives for the little things in life, isn't it? 18:15.560 --> 18:18.040 Mintu, do whatever you feel like is best for you. Go. 18:18.120 --> 18:19.120 -All right. -I'll stand by you. 18:19.200 --> 18:21.399 But whatever you do, make sure you think about it first. 18:21.480 --> 18:23.159 Just remember, I am with you. 18:23.240 --> 18:25.000 That's exactly what the problem is. 18:25.760 --> 18:28.000 There are 2,000 lawyers in the foyer. 18:28.560 --> 18:31.520 If we do this for every single lawyer, the court will be closed all year. 18:31.600 --> 18:33.240 And if the chamber guys withdraw their support, 18:33.320 --> 18:34.800 how will you stay president? 18:34.880 --> 18:38.320 Without the support of these elites, you can't even form an opposition. 18:38.399 --> 18:39.399 Don't forget that. 18:40.280 --> 18:41.280 What? 18:42.440 --> 18:44.760 Hey, Tyagi, you may have made me president, 18:45.399 --> 18:47.560 but you never taught me how to be a president. 18:50.720 --> 18:52.679 Hey, when you got stuck, what would you do? 18:53.280 --> 18:54.399 -Me? -Yeah. 18:56.960 --> 18:58.200 I would always listen. 19:00.720 --> 19:02.159 Hmm. 19:02.240 --> 19:03.640 Podcasts. 19:04.880 --> 19:06.240 JAGDISH GUPTA BA LLB. 19:06.840 --> 19:09.960 You didn't just give the foyer lawyers a day of condolence. 19:10.040 --> 19:13.120 You made them all feel like they exist. 19:14.520 --> 19:16.600 That their existence matters. 19:17.480 --> 19:20.520 Now, you can't take all that back from them… 19:22.640 --> 19:24.640 without giving something in return. 19:24.720 --> 19:27.240 But Mr Munshi, what can I give the foyer lawyers? 19:27.320 --> 19:29.200 I don't have the slightest idea what they want. 19:29.280 --> 19:31.080 As the president of the bar, 19:31.159 --> 19:33.720 you have to have your finger on the pulse of the lawyers. 19:36.240 --> 19:38.280 By the way, there is someone 19:39.240 --> 19:41.919 who can help you with this problem. 19:48.880 --> 19:51.240 No, no, no, no. No, Mr Munshi. 19:52.320 --> 19:53.720 Mr Munshi. 19:56.679 --> 19:57.800 Ms Sagarika? 20:00.360 --> 20:01.360 Hi, Ani. 20:03.600 --> 20:05.880 How may I not help you? 20:05.960 --> 20:09.159 You? Pro bono cases? Why are you doing this? 20:09.240 --> 20:12.560 Without them, how will I get an award? 20:12.640 --> 20:14.240 Since when are you interested in awards? 20:14.320 --> 20:15.560 Since the time you were. 20:16.440 --> 20:18.320 Hating you is a passion of mine. 20:21.040 --> 20:24.159 Ms Sagarika is in Ahmedabad for a High Court appearance. 20:24.240 --> 20:26.880 She won't appreciate being disturbed, will she? 20:26.960 --> 20:29.880 And in her absence, Ani, I am her proxy. 20:30.600 --> 20:34.159 So then, at Bimla's panel tomorrow, you'll represent her? 20:34.240 --> 20:35.240 Ani, 20:36.000 --> 20:39.280 you should never have removed that wisdom tooth of yours. 20:40.080 --> 20:42.679 You've become so slow, you know? 20:43.679 --> 20:44.720 -Buck up. -Ananya. 20:47.960 --> 20:50.360 I heard you had something urgent to discuss with me. 20:50.440 --> 20:51.919 Yes. Uh… 20:52.000 --> 20:54.120 Okay, let's talk. Come with me. 20:58.720 --> 21:00.080 Ahmedabad. 21:00.159 --> 21:02.520 -I had to try. -You're unbelievable. 21:02.600 --> 21:04.960 -Better than you. -Oh, shush. 21:06.520 --> 21:07.679 -So, Mintu… -Yes? 21:07.760 --> 21:09.440 You need my help now? 21:09.520 --> 21:10.560 Yes, I do. 21:10.640 --> 21:13.000 -But I'm a flop, right? -But what is a flop? 21:13.080 --> 21:14.440 You tell me what is a flop. 21:15.240 --> 21:18.200 Fantastic Lawyer of Patparganj. 21:18.280 --> 21:20.640 Should we do it, Law? Kiss and make up? 21:21.320 --> 21:24.280 Mintu Sir eats raw onions in his salad every day. 21:24.360 --> 21:27.200 Hey, Law. See that four-point lead? 21:27.280 --> 21:29.480 If Mintu Sir wins, I'll make you my intern 21:29.560 --> 21:31.200 and feed you raw onions for lunch every day. 21:31.280 --> 21:33.919 You don't need to worry. You'll get whatever you need. 21:34.000 --> 21:35.399 Thank you so much. 21:35.480 --> 21:37.080 But it will cost you. 21:37.760 --> 21:38.840 Five points. 21:39.800 --> 21:41.600 -No. Don't do it. Don't agree. -You can't be serious. 21:41.679 --> 21:44.360 This is very wrong. We worked to get that lead. 21:44.440 --> 21:46.240 No, sir. No. 21:46.320 --> 21:47.640 How about two points? 21:47.720 --> 21:49.679 A great poet once said, 21:50.640 --> 21:54.000 "When your ass is burnt, don't bargain over the price of ointment." 21:54.080 --> 21:55.439 -Sir, she's gonna be-- -Okay. 21:56.600 --> 21:57.880 Five points. 21:58.480 --> 22:04.159 SUJATA - 7 MINTU - 6 22:04.240 --> 22:08.360 Sujata, now will you please tell me, what do the foyer lawyers want? 22:09.159 --> 22:10.159 Power. 22:12.840 --> 22:16.439 CHOLE RICE RAJMA RICE, KADHI RICE 22:16.520 --> 22:19.919 If you testify about the monetary transaction before the committee, 22:20.000 --> 22:22.560 the application will be rejected. 22:23.200 --> 22:24.560 Thank God, ma'am. 22:25.880 --> 22:29.000 I was feeling terribly guilty about abetting a crime. 22:29.080 --> 22:32.240 Ma'am, I think she should let the transplant happen. 22:33.080 --> 22:34.399 Why am I not surprised? 22:34.480 --> 22:35.840 Nayana is right. 22:35.919 --> 22:37.120 Ma'am? 22:37.200 --> 22:40.480 Ani, whatever Bimla is doing is of her own free will. 22:41.080 --> 22:45.480 Okay, tell me this. You really believe that she is being exploited? 22:46.159 --> 22:48.679 Uh, I mean, not directly. 22:49.360 --> 22:52.560 But her circumstances are being exploited, right? 22:52.640 --> 22:54.439 That's why it's a crime, ma'am. 22:55.200 --> 22:58.800 If we stop the application, the mother will not receive a kidney. 22:59.760 --> 23:01.399 And she will lose her life. 23:03.960 --> 23:04.960 Every year 23:05.919 --> 23:09.439 two million people are in need of a transplant. 23:09.520 --> 23:10.720 But how many people get it? 23:11.360 --> 23:12.760 Only 10,000. 23:14.000 --> 23:15.000 Isn't that a crime? 23:17.159 --> 23:19.040 But, ma'am, with this logic, 23:19.120 --> 23:21.560 everyone will trade organs illegally, right? 23:21.640 --> 23:24.840 Ani, even today more than 90% of transplants 23:24.919 --> 23:26.840 take place through illegal routes. 23:27.640 --> 23:30.159 And in your case at least 23:30.240 --> 23:32.919 whatever she's doing, she's doing of her own free will. 23:36.800 --> 23:38.480 Ma'am, how is that justice? 23:39.120 --> 23:40.919 Justice doesn't exist. 23:42.800 --> 23:45.080 It's the absence of injustice. 23:47.120 --> 23:51.600 And that's why, sometimes, the lesser injustice is justice. 23:59.320 --> 24:01.760 I won't be at the committee hearing tomorrow. 24:06.159 --> 24:09.159 And Ms Sagarika has made it clear that your application… 24:10.560 --> 24:11.960 will be approved. 24:12.760 --> 24:13.760 But… 24:14.360 --> 24:16.640 -Ma'am, I'll do whatever you say. Please. -Yes. 24:20.880 --> 24:23.640 Postoperative care, healthcare expenses, 24:23.720 --> 24:26.679 life insurance and six months of paid leave… 24:27.560 --> 24:30.840 You must provide Bimla with all these things in a timely manner. 24:31.480 --> 24:34.040 And hatchback… At the rate of a hatchback. 24:35.439 --> 24:37.040 Base model, please. 24:37.800 --> 24:41.800 -All right. Done. -Perfect. 24:50.159 --> 24:51.320 Ma'am. 24:53.200 --> 24:54.480 Thank you. 24:57.240 --> 24:59.399 My mother's life will be saved because of you. 25:01.840 --> 25:05.080 And now I'll have a house for my kids. 25:07.919 --> 25:09.360 Thank you. 25:11.960 --> 25:14.439 Brothers and sisters, 25:15.159 --> 25:19.120 tomorrow the court won't be shut. 25:19.199 --> 25:20.439 What? 25:20.520 --> 25:22.280 The court won't be shut? What is he saying? 25:22.360 --> 25:23.439 Relax, relax. 25:25.240 --> 25:28.960 Listen. This is my request to all of you… 25:29.040 --> 25:32.399 to please follow this directive from the Bar Association. 25:34.320 --> 25:36.800 Hey, Tyagi's bootlicker! 25:36.880 --> 25:39.320 -Biggest ass-kisser! -Biggest bullshitter! Bullshitter! 25:45.399 --> 25:47.240 Calm down, please! Miss Sujata's speaking. 25:47.320 --> 25:48.320 My friends! 25:49.240 --> 25:51.240 Your anger is completely justified. 25:52.480 --> 25:53.840 But think about it. 25:53.919 --> 25:56.040 Not a single lawyer from the foyer 25:56.120 --> 26:00.159 has ever received any condolence after their passing. 26:00.240 --> 26:06.320 And now should we just mourn for a day and forget the one who's passed away? 26:06.399 --> 26:07.720 Hmm? 26:07.800 --> 26:08.840 Not at all. 26:12.720 --> 26:16.760 And so, bearing in mind this issue, 26:17.240 --> 26:20.439 I, the Bar Association President, 26:20.520 --> 26:24.360 would like to give something to my brothers in the foyer 26:24.439 --> 26:26.800 that will be remembered for generations to come. 26:27.720 --> 26:29.360 Power! 26:35.560 --> 26:40.280 Presenting the "Late Mr Maand Charging Point"! 26:40.360 --> 26:42.919 Move, move. Hey. 26:43.000 --> 26:44.560 -A charging point! -Amazing! 26:49.960 --> 26:52.159 Ifs and buts are not what he's into! 26:52.240 --> 26:54.120 President Mintu, President Mintu! 26:54.199 --> 26:56.000 Ifs and buts are not what's he's into! 26:56.080 --> 26:57.800 President Mintu, President Mintu! 26:59.520 --> 27:00.880 Charging! 27:00.960 --> 27:03.520 Ani! Ani. 27:04.360 --> 27:05.640 I'm back in the lead. 27:06.360 --> 27:08.399 I used a strategy. Price. 27:09.040 --> 27:10.240 Same here, Sujata. 27:11.199 --> 27:12.399 Same here. 27:18.040 --> 27:21.840 Mr Tendulkar, now you can get your group photo taken. 27:21.919 --> 27:24.919 -No condolence tomorrow. -I-I was just reading the message. 27:25.000 --> 27:28.439 Thank you very much. You're a man of your word, Tyagi. 27:28.520 --> 27:30.199 A man of your word. 27:30.800 --> 27:31.880 Thank you. 27:36.399 --> 27:37.399 Good day. 27:37.480 --> 27:39.199 Just a minute, Tyagi. 27:39.280 --> 27:41.600 I made a little mistake. 27:41.679 --> 27:44.919 There is another Tyagi in my contact list. 27:45.000 --> 27:46.679 So, unfortunately, 27:46.760 --> 27:49.919 the retirement party invitation was sent to him by mistake. 27:50.640 --> 27:51.640 Oh, really? 27:52.159 --> 27:54.080 Uh… Which party? 27:54.159 --> 27:55.800 Uh, karaoke. 27:55.880 --> 27:57.439 Regal Friends Club. 27:57.520 --> 28:00.080 If you are not too busy, 28:00.159 --> 28:03.760 I would love to celebrate the night with all my esteemed colleagues. 28:04.760 --> 28:06.439 Oh, sure. Why not? 28:06.520 --> 28:08.199 Uh, let me check my calendar. 28:10.000 --> 28:11.320 I'll get back to you. 28:11.399 --> 28:12.520 Sure, please. 28:22.800 --> 28:26.800 Mr Sunil, would you like me to send a three-seater sofa to your house? 28:28.159 --> 28:33.199 Because I will be singing my Bollywood favourite. sofa to your house?