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Judge Sunil is rehearsing.

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Three, two, one…

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That's just not fair, Sunil.

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Bollywood songs are my territory.

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It's my wife's favourite song.

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We've been fighting
for the past two weeks.

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I'm sleeping in the living room
on the sofa.

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And that's only a two-seater.
Way too soft and fluffy.

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Which is why I was thinking,
if I sing her Bollywood favourite,

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then I'll be able to go back
to my king-size mattress.

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-May I?
-Sure. Go ahead.

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Oh, wow.
You guys are in serious preparation mode.

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-Come join us, Tyagi.
-Tyagi.

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So, I booked a photographer
for the whole day tomorrow.

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And, after a group photo,
we'll update our DPs.

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No, no, no. I'm not interested in
official announcements and all that.

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Tell me something unofficial.

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I heard Mr Tendulkar is
hosting a karaoke night?

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Your Honour,
when you sing Bollywood songs,

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you won't just rule,
you'll overrule everyone.

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I'm all ready.

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You know, Tyagi,
there's a thing known as dibs…

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-Mm-hmm.
-…and I have dibs on Bollywood songs.

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Sunil, there's a thing
known as a vacation bench.

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Any chance you are planning a vacation?

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Okay, tell me one thing.

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The party's tomorrow and Mr Tendulkar
hasn't decided on a venue yet?

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Yes, it's written on the invite.

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Invite?

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When was it sent?

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Two days ago.

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Two days ago?

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We all got it two days ago.

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But… What are you trying to say?

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That Mr Tendulkar didn't invite
the PDJ of the court?

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Come on, he didn't do it deliberately.
He must have forgotten.

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He knows, and everybody knows,
I'm a busy man.

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Tomorrow is my visit
to the High Court, right?

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But you especially asked
for that to be postponed

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so you can be free
for the karaoke party tomorrow.

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Topo, this is the judges' lounge.

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So would you please go outside?
Go outside, please.

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Since you didn't get the invite, then…

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may I sing that song?

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Why just sing?

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This is your chance
to shake a leg as well.

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In fact, break a leg.

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Hey, Mr Type-C,

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if you use a multi-plug,
won't the last socket also blow up?

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Hey, how many times
have I told you to get in line?

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And remember, once your battery is 50%
charged, it's the next guy's turn, okay?

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-You mean to say a maid…
-House help.

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Hmm.

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-Will give her master--
-Employer, Vishwas.

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Okay, so a house help wants to donate
her kidney to her employer's mother?

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-Yes.
-And for free?

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Absolutely free.

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You know how hard it is to get
approval for a donor who's unrelated?

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-Hmm.
-You will present our case, right?

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-Of course.
-Oh, good.

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-Uh, I just… I had one question.
-Yes.

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Um…

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Do I look like a fool to you?

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Huh?

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Huh?

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You think you can spin any story
and expect me to believe it?

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Ma'am,

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blink twice if you're a victim
of organ-trafficking

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-and I will rescue you.
-Hang on. You just look at me.

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Madam, I don't think you understand.

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I was trafficked a long time ago.
Forty years ago, in fact.

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I've been here ever since.
Let me show you my identity card.

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Such a horrible picture. Look at it.

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-It is really bad.
-Hey, never mind that.

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-Huh?
-Look at this.

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-It's her passbook.
-Here.

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For the last four years
we've been paying her salary.

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-So she is your house help, right?
-Yes.

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And yet
you're taking advantage of her, sir.

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-Ma'am, what are you--
-What is her fault here?

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That she is impoverished?

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-What?
-Poor.

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-Uneducated?
-Illiterate.

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Madam, I'd like you to know
I've passed my tenth grade.

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Yeah, that's what I mean. Illiterate.

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And secondly, I'm donating
my kidney of my own free will.

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-Yeah, exactly.
-Of course.

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I-I believe you.

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Um, just like I believe, uh,
unicorns really exist,

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stars are really our grandparents,

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and if your palm lines form a half-moon,
you'll find a beautiful partner, right?

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Ani, it's so true.
That's how I found Varsha.

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Show me yours.

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-Tsk, tsk, tsk. Shit.
-What nonsense is this?

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Yeah, total nonsense. Sir, let's go.

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Let's go to a lawyer who charges a fee.

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What can you expect
from a free lawyer anyway?

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-Let's go.
-Free lawyer?

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Yes, free lawyer. Let's go.

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-Look who's talking.
-Ani…

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And what if there's even 1% of truth
in what they're saying?

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Law, check this out.

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The logo is printed all wrong.

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We don't have a bar president, do we?

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Just an acting one.

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So, Law, which is the lesser of the two?

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Sujata's points or Sujata's shame?

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It's a trick question.

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She hasn't got any shame.

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F-L-O-P. She's a flop.

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Foyer lawyer of Patparganj.

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Mintu Sir.

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-Bro.
-Yeah.

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-I have some good news.
-What?

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You know Dheeraj, right?

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-Maand?
-Yeah, him. Chamber number 403.

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-Yeah.
-He's just lost his father.

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Hey, have some shame.

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-You call this good news?
-It's excellent news, Mintu Sir.

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His father was also a lawyer.

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That too retired from Patparganj.

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-What are you saying?
-Yes.

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My first official act of condolence.
And that to Dheeraj Maand's father?

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-Condolence?
-Kingmaker Dheeraj Maand.

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He brought 450 votes for Tyagi Sir.
Imagine how many he'll get for you.

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But, hang on.

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-Wasn't Dheeraj's father a fo--
-Fo…

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Forever gone, Shambhu.

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And on his death, I'm sure,

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the president will arrange
a condolence meeting.

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Good.

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-Order, my boy.
-Yeah, bro?

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-Here's an idea.
-Yeah.

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Type out a message
in your horrible English,

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run it through ChatGPT,
and forward it to the whole of Patparganj.

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Done.

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The entire court will be closed
in mourning for Dheeraj Maand's father.

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By the order of
President Lakhmir Singh Balli.

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Oh, to hell with you, monkey!

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What game are you playing?

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The fun starts now.

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"I invite my esteemed colleagues

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to a judgement-free karaoke party."

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This message went out to everyone.

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You must feel really bad, right?

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It's these little things
one lives for after all.

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I am not feeling bad.

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It's natural to feel bad, Your Honour.

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The other readers
don't invite me to their parties.

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But I force them to invite me. Hmm.

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Topo,

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I don't know whether
they consider me their colleague or not,

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but I am definitely their boss.

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And I should keep my distance.

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It's a good thing
they didn't invite me to the party.

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Invite?

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Condolence.

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Mr Tyagi…

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This is unacceptable.

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Tomorrow is Mr Tendulkar's last day,

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and the bar president
has ordered that all work be suspended?

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Mr Ghosh,
I only just found out about this.

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And what are you going to do about it?

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Even the Supreme Court has declared
this tradition as contemptuous.

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What kind of tradition is this?

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Does a hospital shut down
when a doctor dies?

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Or a school for a teacher?

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Everyone gets just one minute of silence
after their death.

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And even then, people start coughing.

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So why do the lawyers
want a whole day off?

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And not just for deaths,
even for birth anniversaries.

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Mahatma Gandhi, Dr Ambedkar,

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Sardar Patel, Nehru.

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All of them were lawyers.

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Name one judge
who is honoured the same way.

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I have given 30 years
of my life to this job.

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And now, on my last day,
I have to preside over an empty courtroom?

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Who's going to clap for me?

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I'm not even
going to take a group picture.

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Is this how we send off
our esteemed colleague?

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Not at all.

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Not at all, Mr Ghosh.

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After all,
a man lives for these little moments.

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Mr Tendulkar, I assure you,
as Principal District Judge of this court…

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no condolence leave tomorrow.

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Okay?

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I promise.

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President Balli is his friend.
Let's see what he does.

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What I'm saying is, you know,
it's your kidney.

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It's not some festive treat
you're distributing for free.

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So what you're suggesting is that
I should take money from his mother?

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Huh? Me?

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That would be a terrible sin.

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-They've done their homework, Vishwas.
-Mmm.

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Unrelated donors can only donate a kidney

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if they have
an emotional attachment going.

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That's why this whole
"that would be a sin" thing.

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-But she really is like my mother.
-Really?

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Okay. Prove it.

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Listen, madam,
I'm not like just any other maid.

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House help.

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Yeah, same thing.
I'm not any ordinary house help, okay?

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They even discuss their finances
in front of me.

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In the open.

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Not like other folks
who whisper it quietly in the bedroom.

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7218.

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-That's sir's ATM PIN.
-Really?

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Mm-hmm.

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-Correct.
-Hmm.

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And, ma'am, we only give her
one-day-old leftovers.

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-Yes.
-And not in a packet, but our own cutlery.

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And that's not all.

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All of my girlfriends hold it
until they reach home.

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But not me.

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I get to use
their own private toilet. Mm-hmm.

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-Really?
-Really.

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-Just for number one or even number two?
-Yeah, both.

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Now you tell me, madam,

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could there be
any stronger attachment than this?

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One second.

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You're donating a kidney
because they let you use their toilet?

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-Who does that in this day and age?
-Yeah.

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You want the law to accept this
as proof of emotional attachment?

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Do you guys have an emotional attachment?

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-Um… Uh…
-Yeah.

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Prove it.

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And I'm damn sure
the two of you don't share a toilet.

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What, you do?

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No, because I'm a man and she's a lady,
so our toilets are separate.

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Ma'am, not a single relative
was willing to give my mother a kidney.

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If attachment
was only limited to one's family,

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there would have been no Mahabharata.

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His mother goes to the hospital
for dialysis every week.

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She hides it very well,
but she cries every time.

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I can't bear to see her in so much pain.

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All right, I will present your case

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to the Authorisation Committee.

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Wow, Order. What a great message.

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I mean with ChatGPT,
who needs a junior clerk?

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Look, just asking.

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Sir, will ChatGPT go
and get you snacks when you want?

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Will it fix you a drink at night?

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Will it carry this bouquet?

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As it is so heavy, my butt is killing me.

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-Condolence.
-Condolence.

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Hmm.

00:11:41.120 --> 00:11:43.360 align:center
So now it's a matter of
equality and respect.

00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:44.440 align:center
Yeah.

00:11:47.360 --> 00:11:48.360 align:center
Dheeraj Sir…

00:11:49.079 --> 00:11:50.240 align:center
Dheeraj Sir?

00:11:50.320 --> 00:11:53.160 align:center
Mintu, are the elections coming up soon?

00:11:53.240 --> 00:11:55.880 align:center
Because a person behaves like this
only when he wants to win votes.

00:11:55.959 --> 00:11:57.480 align:center
Hmm?

00:11:59.880 --> 00:12:01.320 align:center
Tell me one thing,

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did you think about
your fellow lawyers in the chamber

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when you declared a day of condolence
for a foyer lawyer?

00:12:09.120 --> 00:12:12.800 align:center
But I… I called it
for Dheeraj Sir's late father.

00:12:12.880 --> 00:12:14.920 align:center
Who was a foyer lawyer.

00:12:15.000 --> 00:12:16.040 align:center
Foyer lawyer?

00:12:16.839 --> 00:12:19.000 align:center
Oh, damn.

00:12:19.079 --> 00:12:21.959 align:center
The chamber closes for one day
to mourn a chamber lawyer.

00:12:22.040 --> 00:12:24.280 align:center
And now the foyer lawyers
will get the same treatment?

00:12:24.360 --> 00:12:26.360 align:center
If they didn't have
the same respect while alive,

00:12:26.440 --> 00:12:27.640 align:center
why so after death?

00:12:28.240 --> 00:12:32.120 align:center
Today you give the foyer lawyers
the respect they've been seeking.

00:12:32.199 --> 00:12:34.959 align:center
Tomorrow they'll demand
the fees they deserve.

00:12:35.040 --> 00:12:38.280 align:center
The day after,
they'll demand the presidency.

00:12:38.360 --> 00:12:40.199 align:center
-Then?
-He's right about that.

00:12:40.280 --> 00:12:44.920 align:center
My late father struggled all through
his life so I could reach the chamber,

00:12:45.880 --> 00:12:48.000 align:center
and now the foyer lawyers
will get the same rights?

00:12:48.079 --> 00:12:50.280 align:center
So you mean
you are okay if your late father

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is not honoured with a day of condolence?

00:12:51.880 --> 00:12:52.880 align:center
Of course not.

00:12:52.959 --> 00:12:56.839 align:center
Like every foyer lawyer,
let him too remain forgotten.

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What times we live in?

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You have to cancel
your first act of condolence.

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It's so humiliating.

00:13:04.000 --> 00:13:05.120 align:center
You bloody idiot.

00:13:05.199 --> 00:13:08.440 align:center
Couldn't you have told me beforehand
the deceased is a foyer lawyer?

00:13:08.520 --> 00:13:10.280 align:center
That's actually a good thing, sir.

00:13:10.360 --> 00:13:13.240 align:center
They're just foyer guys.
They'll curse us and forget about it.

00:13:13.320 --> 00:13:15.520 align:center
And anyway, work stops
on a day of mourning.

00:13:15.599 --> 00:13:17.760 align:center
When have they ever worked?

00:13:18.599 --> 00:13:20.959 align:center
Ifs and buts are not what he's into!

00:13:21.040 --> 00:13:23.199 align:center
President Mintu! President Mintu!

00:13:23.280 --> 00:13:24.800 align:center
Ifs and buts are not what he's into!

00:13:24.880 --> 00:13:26.959 align:center
President Mintu! President Mintu!

00:13:27.040 --> 00:13:28.839 align:center
Ifs and buts are not what he's into!

00:13:28.920 --> 00:13:30.599 align:center
President Mintu! President Mintu!

00:13:30.680 --> 00:13:32.760 align:center
Ifs and buts are not what he's into!

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President Mintu! President Mintu!

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Oh, Mr Shukla.

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Forgive us, Mintu.
We have said such horrible things.

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-No, Mr Shukla. It's okay.
-A chamber's flunkey, Tyagi's lackey.

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Pimp of pimps.

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-Cheema, I forgive you.
-No, no. It's okay, sir. Go ahead.

00:13:46.079 --> 00:13:47.160 align:center
World's biggest loser.

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-Product of nepotism.
-Look, I've forgiven you--

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-The greatest ass-licker.
-The biggest bullshitter.

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Listen, I said I forgive you, okay?

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I did call you an ass-licker once.

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I forgive you, guys.

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Listen, people wine and dine us,
but forget us after the elections.

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Now you as acting president,

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just as acting president,
gave us so much respect.

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You declared a day off for a foyer lawyer?

00:14:09.719 --> 00:14:11.640 align:center
Why do you keep saying
"acting" all the time?

00:14:11.719 --> 00:14:14.040 align:center
It's "president". President Mintu.

00:14:14.120 --> 00:14:17.000 align:center
-Ifs and buts are not what he's into!
-He is, he is. He is into.

00:14:19.280 --> 00:14:21.839 align:center
And now,
he'd like to say something to you.

00:14:21.920 --> 00:14:23.079 align:center
Sir, go ahead.

00:14:26.479 --> 00:14:27.479 align:center
Um…

00:14:29.319 --> 00:14:31.800 align:center
Ifs and buts are not what I'm into?

00:14:31.880 --> 00:14:33.640 align:center
President Mintu! President Mintu!

00:14:33.719 --> 00:14:35.680 align:center
Ifs and buts are not what he's into.

00:14:35.760 --> 00:14:37.160 align:center
President Mintu! President Mintu!

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I understand, ma'am.

00:14:39.360 --> 00:14:41.319 align:center
Your application is so well done,

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that even a fake case would get through.

00:14:43.880 --> 00:14:45.520 align:center
Absolutely not, sir.

00:14:46.400 --> 00:14:48.920 align:center
-Bimla is like family to them.
-Yes.

00:14:49.000 --> 00:14:50.839 align:center
Deep emotional attachment.

00:14:51.439 --> 00:14:52.920 align:center
Madam, just look behind you.

00:14:53.520 --> 00:14:54.640 align:center
You take a look too.

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Every person in here is like family
to someone or the other.

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So, sister, if you are taking money,
that's perfectly fine.

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Your body, your choice.

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Just charge a good rate, that's all.

00:15:11.240 --> 00:15:12.479 align:center
What?

00:15:12.560 --> 00:15:15.000 align:center
Madam, nowadays
people are selling their kidneys

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for the price of a smartphone,

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when the going rate
is that of a hatchback.

00:15:20.000 --> 00:15:23.079 align:center
Sir, you've got it completely wrong.

00:15:23.160 --> 00:15:25.839 align:center
But never mind that.
Just tell us what the next steps are.

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Be here tomorrow at 10:00 a.m.

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The committee will hear you out
and make a decision.

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Ms Sagarika.

00:15:32.400 --> 00:15:33.439 align:center
Oh, wow.

00:15:34.040 --> 00:15:35.360 align:center
She knows a member of the committee.

00:15:35.959 --> 00:15:36.959 align:center
Congratulations.

00:15:37.520 --> 00:15:38.839 align:center
You are about to have a kidney.

00:15:40.000 --> 00:15:41.120 align:center
Thank you.

00:15:42.079 --> 00:15:44.199 align:center
Um, so you know Ms Sagarika?

00:15:44.280 --> 00:15:47.439 align:center
Very well actually. In fact,
I'll go and get an appointment.

00:15:47.520 --> 00:15:49.160 align:center
-She'll guide us best.
-Great.

00:15:50.079 --> 00:15:51.079 align:center
One minute.

00:15:52.400 --> 00:15:54.680 align:center
A hatchback costs 800,000, all inclusive.

00:15:54.760 --> 00:15:56.160 align:center
No, no. You're mistaken.

00:15:56.240 --> 00:15:57.839 align:center
The base model starts from 500,000.

00:15:57.920 --> 00:15:59.959 align:center
Yes, but you're not
even giving me that much.

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Bimla, you know how it is.
Mum's surgery's already costing so much.

00:16:03.599 --> 00:16:05.040 align:center
-Where will I get the money?
-So?

00:16:05.120 --> 00:16:06.520 align:center
You think getting a house is cheap?

00:16:07.760 --> 00:16:09.319 align:center
Of course, I'm attached to your mother,

00:16:09.400 --> 00:16:11.400 align:center
but I'm also attached
to my own children, right?

00:16:11.479 --> 00:16:13.400 align:center
I'm going to make sure
they have a roof over their heads.

00:16:13.479 --> 00:16:15.199 align:center
-This is wrong of you. We agreed 400,000.
-Wrong of me?

00:16:15.280 --> 00:16:17.760 align:center
-He just said it's 800,000.
-So you're just going to double it?

00:16:17.839 --> 00:16:19.800 align:center
I knew it.

00:16:21.040 --> 00:16:22.040 align:center
What?

00:16:22.120 --> 00:16:23.400 align:center
I heard everything.

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"I can't take money from his mother."

00:16:27.599 --> 00:16:29.160 align:center
-"That would be a sin."
-What is she saying?

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Not from his mother.
I'm taking it from her son.

00:16:31.400 --> 00:16:33.319 align:center
-What is she saying?
-Look, she heard everything, okay?

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-Mark my words.
-Yes.

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I'm going to make sure
your application's rejected.

00:16:38.959 --> 00:16:40.079 align:center
But why?

00:16:40.160 --> 00:16:42.319 align:center
I just told you, she heard everything.
Enough of this nonsense.

00:16:42.400 --> 00:16:44.000 align:center
Can someone explain to me
what just happened here?

00:16:44.079 --> 00:16:45.959 align:center
-Madam.
-Bro, what just happened?

00:16:46.040 --> 00:16:47.079 align:center
Her baby happened.

00:16:48.640 --> 00:16:49.640 align:center
Shit.

00:16:52.719 --> 00:16:53.719 align:center
Mr President,

00:16:55.040 --> 00:16:57.319 align:center
is Mr Tendulkar's last day tomorrow.

00:16:57.920 --> 00:16:59.800 align:center
He's given 30 years to this court.

00:16:59.880 --> 00:17:02.560 align:center
And, Your Honour,
Mr Maand has given 40 years.

00:17:03.280 --> 00:17:06.280 align:center
Are you saying a lawyer
deserves less respect than a judge?

00:17:06.359 --> 00:17:09.240 align:center
Mr President,
this condolence day cannot be held.

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I have given my word to the judges.

00:17:11.640 --> 00:17:13.599 align:center
And, Your Honour, I to the lawyers.

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And no matter what you say,
I will not go back on my word.

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Aren't we brothers?

00:17:19.960 --> 00:17:23.359 align:center
Come on, Tyagi. This is cheating, man.

00:17:24.280 --> 00:17:27.119 align:center
Say whatever you want.
Slap and abuse me if you want.

00:17:27.200 --> 00:17:28.680 align:center
But don't do this, man.

00:17:28.760 --> 00:17:29.919 align:center
Mintu.

00:17:31.159 --> 00:17:34.280 align:center
It's Tendulkar's
retirement party tomorrow, karaoke.

00:17:34.360 --> 00:17:37.159 align:center
-Karaoke!
-What are you so happy about?

00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:38.360 align:center
He hasn't invited me.

00:17:38.440 --> 00:17:42.399 align:center
You mean he didn't even do it
half-heartedly so you could refuse?

00:17:42.480 --> 00:17:46.080 align:center
No. These guys
don't even consider me a colleague.

00:17:47.080 --> 00:17:49.360 align:center
You tell me, am I not a judge?

00:17:49.960 --> 00:17:51.440 align:center
Of course you are, bro.

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Full-fledged, totally.

00:17:52.680 --> 00:17:56.240 align:center
It's very upsetting,
but I'm pretending I'm okay.

00:17:56.320 --> 00:17:59.040 align:center
Of course it hurts. I'm only human. Huh?

00:17:59.120 --> 00:18:00.800 align:center
I too got carried away.

00:18:01.800 --> 00:18:04.320 align:center
They were shouting my name
throughout the foyer, man.

00:18:04.399 --> 00:18:05.600 align:center
My name.

00:18:06.320 --> 00:18:07.560 align:center
-Your name?
-Yeah, bro.

00:18:07.640 --> 00:18:10.120 align:center
For the first time
I felt like I was really the president.

00:18:11.480 --> 00:18:13.760 align:center
One lives
for the little things in life, isn't it?

00:18:15.560 --> 00:18:18.040 align:center
Mintu, do whatever
you feel like is best for you. Go.

00:18:18.120 --> 00:18:19.120 align:center
-All right.
-I'll stand by you.

00:18:19.200 --> 00:18:21.399 align:center
But whatever you do,
make sure you think about it first.

00:18:21.480 --> 00:18:23.159 align:center
Just remember, I am with you.

00:18:23.240 --> 00:18:25.000 align:center
That's exactly what the problem is.

00:18:25.760 --> 00:18:28.000 align:center
There are 2,000 lawyers in the foyer.

00:18:28.560 --> 00:18:31.520 align:center
If we do this for every single lawyer,
the court will be closed all year.

00:18:31.600 --> 00:18:33.240 align:center
And if the chamber guys
withdraw their support,

00:18:33.320 --> 00:18:34.800 align:center
how will you stay president?

00:18:34.880 --> 00:18:38.320 align:center
Without the support of these elites,
you can't even form an opposition.

00:18:38.399 --> 00:18:39.399 align:center
Don't forget that.

00:18:40.280 --> 00:18:41.280 align:center
What?

00:18:42.440 --> 00:18:44.760 align:center
Hey, Tyagi,
you may have made me president,

00:18:45.399 --> 00:18:47.560 align:center
but you never taught me
how to be a president.

00:18:50.720 --> 00:18:52.679 align:center
Hey, when you got stuck,
what would you do?

00:18:53.280 --> 00:18:54.399 align:center
-Me?
-Yeah.

00:18:56.960 --> 00:18:58.200 align:center
I would always listen.

00:19:00.720 --> 00:19:02.159 align:center
Hmm.

00:19:02.240 --> 00:19:03.640 align:center
Podcasts.

00:19:04.880 --> 00:19:06.240 align:center
JAGDISH GUPTA
BA LLB.

00:19:06.840 --> 00:19:09.960 align:center
You didn't just give
the foyer lawyers a day of condolence.

00:19:10.040 --> 00:19:13.120 align:center
You made them all feel like they exist.

00:19:14.520 --> 00:19:16.600 align:center
That their existence matters.

00:19:17.480 --> 00:19:20.520 align:center
Now, you can't take
all that back from them…

00:19:22.640 --> 00:19:24.640 align:center
without giving something in return.

00:19:24.720 --> 00:19:27.240 align:center
But Mr Munshi,
what can I give the foyer lawyers?

00:19:27.320 --> 00:19:29.200 align:center
I don't have the slightest idea
what they want.

00:19:29.280 --> 00:19:31.080 align:center
As the president of the bar,

00:19:31.159 --> 00:19:33.720 align:center
you have to have your finger
on the pulse of the lawyers.

00:19:36.240 --> 00:19:38.280 align:center
By the way, there is someone

00:19:39.240 --> 00:19:41.919 align:center
who can help you with this problem.

00:19:48.880 --> 00:19:51.240 align:center
No, no, no, no. No, Mr Munshi.

00:19:52.320 --> 00:19:53.720 align:center
Mr Munshi.

00:19:56.679 --> 00:19:57.800 align:center
Ms Sagarika?

00:20:00.360 --> 00:20:01.360 align:center
Hi, Ani.

00:20:03.600 --> 00:20:05.880 align:center
How may I not help you?

00:20:05.960 --> 00:20:09.159 align:center
You? Pro bono cases?
Why are you doing this?

00:20:09.240 --> 00:20:12.560 align:center
Without them, how will I get an award?

00:20:12.640 --> 00:20:14.240 align:center
Since when are you interested in awards?

00:20:14.320 --> 00:20:15.560 align:center
Since the time you were.

00:20:16.440 --> 00:20:18.320 align:center
Hating you is a passion of mine.

00:20:21.040 --> 00:20:24.159 align:center
Ms Sagarika is in Ahmedabad
for a High Court appearance.

00:20:24.240 --> 00:20:26.880 align:center
She won't appreciate
being disturbed, will she?

00:20:26.960 --> 00:20:29.880 align:center
And in her absence, Ani, I am her proxy.

00:20:30.600 --> 00:20:34.159 align:center
So then, at Bimla's panel tomorrow,
you'll represent her?

00:20:34.240 --> 00:20:35.240 align:center
Ani,

00:20:36.000 --> 00:20:39.280 align:center
you should never have removed
that wisdom tooth of yours.

00:20:40.080 --> 00:20:42.679 align:center
You've become so slow, you know?

00:20:43.679 --> 00:20:44.720 align:center
-Buck up.
-Ananya.

00:20:47.960 --> 00:20:50.360 align:center
I heard you had something urgent
to discuss with me.

00:20:50.440 --> 00:20:51.919 align:center
Yes. Uh…

00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:54.120 align:center
Okay, let's talk. Come with me.

00:20:58.720 --> 00:21:00.080 align:center
Ahmedabad.

00:21:00.159 --> 00:21:02.520 align:center
-I had to try.
-You're unbelievable.

00:21:02.600 --> 00:21:04.960 align:center
-Better than you.
-Oh, shush.

00:21:06.520 --> 00:21:07.679 align:center
-So, Mintu…
-Yes?

00:21:07.760 --> 00:21:09.440 align:center
You need my help now?

00:21:09.520 --> 00:21:10.560 align:center
Yes, I do.

00:21:10.640 --> 00:21:13.000 align:center
-But I'm a flop, right?
-But what is a flop?

00:21:13.080 --> 00:21:14.440 align:center
You tell me what is a flop.

00:21:15.240 --> 00:21:18.200 align:center
Fantastic Lawyer of Patparganj.

00:21:18.280 --> 00:21:20.640 align:center
Should we do it, Law? Kiss and make up?

00:21:21.320 --> 00:21:24.280 align:center
Mintu Sir eats raw onions
in his salad every day.

00:21:24.360 --> 00:21:27.200 align:center
Hey, Law. See that four-point lead?

00:21:27.280 --> 00:21:29.480 align:center
If Mintu Sir wins, I'll make you my intern

00:21:29.560 --> 00:21:31.200 align:center
and feed you raw onions
for lunch every day.

00:21:31.280 --> 00:21:33.919 align:center
You don't need to worry.
You'll get whatever you need.

00:21:34.000 --> 00:21:35.399 align:center
Thank you so much.

00:21:35.480 --> 00:21:37.080 align:center
But it will cost you.

00:21:37.760 --> 00:21:38.840 align:center
Five points.

00:21:39.800 --> 00:21:41.600 align:center
-No. Don't do it. Don't agree.
-You can't be serious.

00:21:41.679 --> 00:21:44.360 align:center
This is very wrong.
We worked to get that lead.

00:21:44.440 --> 00:21:46.240 align:center
No, sir. No.

00:21:46.320 --> 00:21:47.640 align:center
How about two points?

00:21:47.720 --> 00:21:49.679 align:center
A great poet once said,

00:21:50.640 --> 00:21:54.000 align:center
"When your ass is burnt,
don't bargain over the price of ointment."

00:21:54.080 --> 00:21:55.439 align:center
-Sir, she's gonna be--
-Okay.

00:21:56.600 --> 00:21:57.880 align:center
Five points.

00:21:58.480 --> 00:22:04.159 align:center
SUJATA - 7
MINTU - 6

00:22:04.240 --> 00:22:08.360 align:center
Sujata, now will you please tell me,
what do the foyer lawyers want?

00:22:09.159 --> 00:22:10.159 align:center
Power.

00:22:12.840 --> 00:22:16.439 align:center
CHOLE RICE
RAJMA RICE, KADHI RICE

00:22:16.520 --> 00:22:19.919 align:center
If you testify about the monetary
transaction before the committee,

00:22:20.000 --> 00:22:22.560 align:center
the application will be rejected.

00:22:23.200 --> 00:22:24.560 align:center
Thank God, ma'am.

00:22:25.880 --> 00:22:29.000 align:center
I was feeling terribly guilty
about abetting a crime.

00:22:29.080 --> 00:22:32.240 align:center
Ma'am, I think she should let
the transplant happen.

00:22:33.080 --> 00:22:34.399 align:center
Why am I not surprised?

00:22:34.480 --> 00:22:35.840 align:center
Nayana is right.

00:22:35.919 --> 00:22:37.120 align:center
Ma'am?

00:22:37.200 --> 00:22:40.480 align:center
Ani, whatever Bimla is doing
is of her own free will.

00:22:41.080 --> 00:22:45.480 align:center
Okay, tell me this. You really believe
that she is being exploited?

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Uh, I mean, not directly.

00:22:49.360 --> 00:22:52.560 align:center
But her circumstances
are being exploited, right?

00:22:52.640 --> 00:22:54.439 align:center
That's why it's a crime, ma'am.

00:22:55.200 --> 00:22:58.800 align:center
If we stop the application,
the mother will not receive a kidney.

00:22:59.760 --> 00:23:01.399 align:center
And she will lose her life.

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Every year

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two million people
are in need of a transplant.

00:23:09.520 --> 00:23:10.720 align:center
But how many people get it?

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Only 10,000.

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Isn't that a crime?

00:23:17.159 --> 00:23:19.040 align:center
But, ma'am, with this logic,

00:23:19.120 --> 00:23:21.560 align:center
everyone will trade organs
illegally, right?

00:23:21.640 --> 00:23:24.840 align:center
Ani, even today
more than 90% of transplants

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take place through illegal routes.

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And in your case at least

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whatever she's doing,
she's doing of her own free will.

00:23:36.800 --> 00:23:38.480 align:center
Ma'am, how is that justice?

00:23:39.120 --> 00:23:40.919 align:center
Justice doesn't exist.

00:23:42.800 --> 00:23:45.080 align:center
It's the absence of injustice.

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And that's why, sometimes,
the lesser injustice is justice.

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I won't be
at the committee hearing tomorrow.

00:24:06.159 --> 00:24:09.159 align:center
And Ms Sagarika has made it clear
that your application…

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will be approved.

00:24:12.760 --> 00:24:13.760 align:center
But…

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-Ma'am, I'll do whatever you say. Please.
-Yes.

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Postoperative care, healthcare expenses,

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life insurance
and six months of paid leave…

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You must provide Bimla with
all these things in a timely manner.

00:24:31.480 --> 00:24:34.040 align:center
And hatchback… At the rate of a hatchback.

00:24:35.439 --> 00:24:37.040 align:center
Base model, please.

00:24:37.800 --> 00:24:41.800 align:center
-All right. Done.
-Perfect.

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Ma'am.

00:24:53.200 --> 00:24:54.480 align:center
Thank you.

00:24:57.240 --> 00:24:59.399 align:center
My mother's life
will be saved because of you.

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And now I'll have a house for my kids.

00:25:07.919 --> 00:25:09.360 align:center
Thank you.

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Brothers and sisters,

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tomorrow the court won't be shut.

00:25:19.199 --> 00:25:20.439 align:center
What?

00:25:20.520 --> 00:25:22.280 align:center
The court won't be shut?
What is he saying?

00:25:22.360 --> 00:25:23.439 align:center
Relax, relax.

00:25:25.240 --> 00:25:28.960 align:center
Listen. This is my request to all of you…

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to please follow this directive
from the Bar Association.

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Hey, Tyagi's bootlicker!

00:25:36.880 --> 00:25:39.320 align:center
-Biggest ass-kisser!
-Biggest bullshitter! Bullshitter!

00:25:45.399 --> 00:25:47.240 align:center
Calm down, please! Miss Sujata's speaking.

00:25:47.320 --> 00:25:48.320 align:center
My friends!

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Your anger is completely justified.

00:25:52.480 --> 00:25:53.840 align:center
But think about it.

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Not a single lawyer from the foyer

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has ever received any condolence
after their passing.

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And now should we just mourn for a day
and forget the one who's passed away?

00:26:06.399 --> 00:26:07.720 align:center
Hmm?

00:26:07.800 --> 00:26:08.840 align:center
Not at all.

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And so, bearing in mind this issue,

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I, the Bar Association President,

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would like to give something
to my brothers in the foyer

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that will be remembered
for generations to come.

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Power!

00:26:35.560 --> 00:26:40.280 align:center
Presenting the
"Late Mr Maand Charging Point"!

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Move, move. Hey.

00:26:43.000 --> 00:26:44.560 align:center
-A charging point!
-Amazing!

00:26:49.960 --> 00:26:52.159 align:center
Ifs and buts are not what he's into!

00:26:52.240 --> 00:26:54.120 align:center
President Mintu, President Mintu!

00:26:54.199 --> 00:26:56.000 align:center
Ifs and buts are not what's he's into!

00:26:56.080 --> 00:26:57.800 align:center
President Mintu, President Mintu!

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Charging!

00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:03.520 align:center
Ani! Ani.

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I'm back in the lead.

00:27:06.360 --> 00:27:08.399 align:center
I used a strategy. Price.

00:27:09.040 --> 00:27:10.240 align:center
Same here, Sujata.

00:27:11.199 --> 00:27:12.399 align:center
Same here.

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Mr Tendulkar, now you can get
your group photo taken.

00:27:21.919 --> 00:27:24.919 align:center
-No condolence tomorrow.
-I-I was just reading the message.

00:27:25.000 --> 00:27:28.439 align:center
Thank you very much.
You're a man of your word, Tyagi.

00:27:28.520 --> 00:27:30.199 align:center
A man of your word.

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Thank you.

00:27:36.399 --> 00:27:37.399 align:center
Good day.

00:27:37.480 --> 00:27:39.199 align:center
Just a minute, Tyagi.

00:27:39.280 --> 00:27:41.600 align:center
I made a little mistake.

00:27:41.679 --> 00:27:44.919 align:center
There is another Tyagi in my contact list.

00:27:45.000 --> 00:27:46.679 align:center
So, unfortunately,

00:27:46.760 --> 00:27:49.919 align:center
the retirement party invitation
was sent to him by mistake.

00:27:50.640 --> 00:27:51.640 align:center
Oh, really?

00:27:52.159 --> 00:27:54.080 align:center
Uh… Which party?

00:27:54.159 --> 00:27:55.800 align:center
Uh, karaoke.

00:27:55.880 --> 00:27:57.439 align:center
Regal Friends Club.

00:27:57.520 --> 00:28:00.080 align:center
If you are not too busy,

00:28:00.159 --> 00:28:03.760 align:center
I would love to celebrate the night
with all my esteemed colleagues.

00:28:04.760 --> 00:28:06.439 align:center
Oh, sure. Why not?

00:28:06.520 --> 00:28:08.199 align:center
Uh, let me check my calendar.

00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:11.320 align:center
I'll get back to you.

00:28:11.399 --> 00:28:12.520 align:center
Sure, please.

00:28:22.800 --> 00:28:26.800 align:center
Mr Sunil, would you like me to send
a three-seater sofa to your house?

00:28:28.159 --> 00:28:33.199 align:center
Because I will be singing
my Bollywood favourite.
sofa to your house?