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500 grand.
You get 500 grand for armpit burns.

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Only if Mr Banaspati wins the case.

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But for that,
we're going to need your help, sir.

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Uncle, all you have to do is say in court

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that I bought all my Fire Clone Dios
from you.

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Wrong.

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You never bought those deodorants
from him. You just took them.

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Therefore, you are not a consumer.

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And therefore, you have no case
to take to the consumer court.

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That kind of thing may work abroad,

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but I was raised differently.
Why would I pay my own uncle?

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Give me that, you fool.

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He's been saying the same thing
and freeloading off me for years.

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Madam, he can't even afford face cream

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but insists on using moisturiser.

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Uncle, I only do it
because you are family.

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Now, what good is a family
if there's no give and take between us?

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-Hey.
-Toxic.

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Thank you.

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-But not illegal.
-Mmm.

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The Consumer Court will completely
understand this arrangement, sir.

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And Mr Banaspati has promised
to settle all his old dues

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with the money he receives
as compensation.

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All he'll do is clear your past dues
with 500 grand.

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If you testify on my client's behalf,

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I'll make you a distributor for Firestore.

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-No, I'm not interested.
-Ask for whatever you want.

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One second.

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Sir, ask me for whatever you want.

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Except financial or personal favours
of any kind.

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They are sending my son to jail.

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Please save him, madam.

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Otherwise, Kumar and Sons
will be reduced to just Kumar.

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They're not sending him to jail.
He's already in jail.

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Make up your mind for God's sake.

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Yes. He is in jail, juvenile jail.

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He still has six months to serve.

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They are saying he'll go to an adult jail.

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Now, whoever manages to save my son,

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I'll testify on her behalf.

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Sir, a juvenile is being tried
as an adult.

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Sorry. What has he done that…

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Ani, you will figure it out.
You are from Harvard.

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-Come on, come on. Let's go.
-Thank you, sir.

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-A crow.
-Where?

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-Where is it?
-There.

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Where?

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What the hell, Banaspati?

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Where you off to, you idiot?

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I'm a judge, I can't
be expected to do nonsense like this.

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Mr Tyagi,

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when I asked you to let me know if
there was anything I could help you with,

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-this is certainly not what I meant.
-Huh?

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What is this? This is ridiculous.

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You want me to judge short films?

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Mr Kela, this is Mr Dua…

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…the Patparganj Legal Services Secretary.

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-Namaste.
-Namaste.

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The one in charge of organising
the short film competition is him.

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I see.

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I've been very keen to meet you.

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You're doing a very noble thing, sir.

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-For the High Court, sir.
-I see.

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What they feel is
that only through the medium of film

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can legal awareness be created.

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So, Mr. Kela, you will judge, right?

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Please, Your Honour.

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It's not good to delay when it comes
to matters of the High Court.

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Of course.

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Uh… But, uh… Since we're talking
about society's progress,

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shouldn't there be more than one judge?

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So join us, Mr Tyagi?

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We can't do this without the PDJ, right?

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Of course.

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Of course.

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But I'm sure you know that

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as admin, I have so many responsibilities.

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Look at the pile of files here
and the ones Topo's carrying.

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I have to sign them all.

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Otherwise, I would have watched the films.

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Your Honour.

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Yeah, tell me.

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You had said there is no way that
you would do this kind of ridiculous work.

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But if you're keen on
watching the films, then…

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-go ahead.
-No, no, no. Uh, Topo…

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I was just joking.
You know how I'm always cracking jokes.

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Oh, that was a joke.

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I get it, Your Honour.

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-What?
-I get it.

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I'll go make preparations for
the screening. We'll watch films today.

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Listen! You…

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You mean you'll watch the films with us?

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Yes, of course he will.

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-Yes. Why not?
-Won't he?

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Sir, if you don't mind,
which was the last film you watched?

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Which one, Tyagi?

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The Cutting Edge of Revenge Part 2.

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BEENU

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Defence.

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Defence!

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Why isn't he listening?

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Mr Lakhmir Singh Balli!

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Yes!

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What I meant, Your Honour, is objection.

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Your opening statement is what I need.

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What is this?

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Your eyes were glued to your phone
the whole time. I made a mistake.

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I should have gone to Miss Sujata first.

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And you,
don't you dare try calling me again, sir.

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-Sir! Sorry.
-Sorry, it won't happen again, sir!

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Sorry, sir. Sorry.

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Now what do you think?

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Was the fake idea a childish idea?

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This is fun, Law.

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Beenu Bindra isn't going
to allow Mintu to work.

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Wanna see some magic?

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-BEENU, I MISS YOU.
-MISS YOU TOO, DARLING.

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Pawan…

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Listen to me.

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There are serious charges against you.

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They're saying you tried
to grievously injure a probation officer.

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I gave him such a hard shove

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that he bounced down the stairs
like a football.

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I took responsibility for it
on social media.

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He's shameless.

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I can understand, Pawan.

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But why shove him like that?

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Was he abusive?

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Look, there's no scope in a juvenile jail.

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About a year ago,
I was caught for stealing.

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I wasn't very good at it,

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but I learnt after I came here.

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Pawan, give it to me!

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Pa--

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But do you know what?
I'm done with petty crime.

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I want to commit big crimes.

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Move.

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So you're not being sent to Tihar jail.

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You actually want to go there.

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-'Cause that's my school.
-Ridiculous.

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Rinku Moghiya,
Lucky Shamshera, Montu Billa…

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Montu Billa, yeah.

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-That's where all my teachers are…
-Really?

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…where my dreams will come true.

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What's wrong with you, Pawan?

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In the land of Mahatma Gandhi,

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how can you idolise gangsters?

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Crime never pays.

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What was Gandhi's net worth?

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Mahatma Gandhi's net worth.

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Escobar

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was the seventh richest man in the world.

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Look, Pawan, you are just 16.

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You can still change your mind.

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You should make something of yourself.

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Contribute to society.

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You're still a child, you know.

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Hey!

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Don't ever abuse me like that again.

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I'm a man, okay?

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And I don't want a lawyer. Get out!

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-Listen--
-Out!

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One minute.

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I had a brat of a nephew just like him.

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Sorted him out.

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Ladies, wait outside.

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So, bro,

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what's your problem?

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What the hell, man?
What kind of behaviour is this?

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Get lost, you wimp.

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Do I look like a wimp to you?

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Vishwas, that's politically incorrect.

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Will you stop lecturing for once, Ani?

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Thank you.

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If Pawan keeps behaving like this,

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then no judge is going to treat him
like a minor.

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And I will not get my testimony.

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We're talking about
a child's future here, guys.

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His entire life could be ruined.

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And my entire day.

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Unless…

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Oh, yes, sir. The film just started.

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And guess what?
The PDJ himself is sitting and judging it.

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Thanks. Okay, I'll talk to you later.

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I am getting a bit nervous.

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Topo, I am done with these.

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-Topo.
-Hmm?

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The first lot is done, Your Honour.

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Not bad, Ravi! You're not just
a thief, but a script writer too.

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How can you say that, sir?

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The judge's pen is so powerful that
whenever he uses it, he rewrites destiny.

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Listen, this film should
definitely be disqualified.

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This judge's pen is exhausted.

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It's run out of ink signing all day
and now this?

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Now take a look at the power of my pen.

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It's deciding the best fresh face…

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…handling 100 cases a day,

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issuing 50 orders,

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then translating old judgment
from English to Hindi.

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There's so much stress

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that I have to attend a mandatory stress
relief workshop that too on a Sunday.

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Do you know what kind of decisions
I am making?

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Huh?

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Which gate at Patparganj
will require 32 mm lock on it,

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and which gate will require
60 mm lock on it?

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That's what I'm deciding here. Huh?

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I heard that after becoming a judge,
that's when you get a real kick.

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What?

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That it's a real kick when you're a judge.

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I don't know when
that kick will come to me.

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Oh, sorry.

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One,

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zero.

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You mean pen fight? Huh?

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Pen fight?

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And then they should…

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Division bench decided.

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SUJATA NEGI

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Ew.

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Look, he's showing you his nose hair.

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He's such a despo. He'll definitely agree.

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Look, I agree that
Mintu is still very single,

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but not enough to blow all his money
on an unknown girl.

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It's my mom's birthday.

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A toaster's 850.

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What a cheapskate you are.

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-Hey. Client.
-He looks loaded.

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Listen. We are in this for the long run,
so don't act cheap now.

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-Okay.
-Hello, sir.

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-Your chamber?
-Uh, yes, sir.

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It is very busy here.
Let's have coffee outside, sir.

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Let's go.

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BEENU: LISTEN.
I NEED 850 RUPEES

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CAN YOU SEND ME THE MONEY?

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Law, my boy.

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Yes, sir?

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There is this client of mine.

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Who?

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Nintu.

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-Nintu.
-The thing is

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he's been getting very friendly
with some girl online.

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Mmm.

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But now the problem is
she's asking for money.

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And as much as 850 rupees. You think
she could be a fake or a scamster?

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850?

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Yeah.

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If she was fake,
she would have asked for thousands.

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But what if she's genuine? Hmm?

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What a huge loss it would be for Nintu.

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Just think.

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And maybe she needs it very badly.

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A birthday gift for her mom.

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I'm sure you know
how expensive toasters are these days.

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You're so right, Law.

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One shouldn't take a risk.

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What I'll do is I'll send her another 200…

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Meaning he'll send.

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The match has reached a critical stage.

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Mr Tyagi's pen is
at the edge of the table.

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And at the other end,
Topo's ready to play.

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Oh shit, man. Just missed it.

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-Just missed it.
-Damn.

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Topo, you're pushing too far
with the arse-licking.

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Guys, in the pen fight,
there are no judges, stenos or readers.

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We are all equal. Okay?

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No way that's possible.
You are Your Honour.

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Yeah, that's okay.

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Your Honour is issuing an order that
we are all equal here.

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We are players, okay? Let's play now.

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-Okay, Tyagi. Let's play.
-Hmm?

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-What?
-What?

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Mr Tyagi, you just said that
we are equal players here.

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But I have one condition.

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The team that loses treats everyone
to Jaggi's famous lentil curry.

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With some crispy flatbread.

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Okay, now…

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What?

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Let's just play, man.

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Amazing.

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Looks like they found a winning film.

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Sir, you are the probation officer.

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It's your testimony
that holds the most weight.

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Why are you pushing for Pawan
to go to jail?

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What do you think? Hmm? You think
I enjoy sitting with a crooked neck?

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This neck brace is
some kind of fashion statement?

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Sir, please excuse her. She's dumb.

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In certain special cases,
the law makes an exception

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where they treat a 16-year-old
as an adult.

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Listen, listen. The ways of the law
are beyond my understanding.

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A 16-year-old kid is allowed to work

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but cannot commit a crime till he's 18.

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An 18-year-old can vote
and form a government,

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but he can't pour himself a drink
till he's 25.

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-Now you tell me. Please.
-Sure. Me?

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Does drinking require
more intelligence than voting?

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-Yes, sir.
-Huh?

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Because when you drink, the slightest
change in proportion changes everything.

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But you can vote for anyone you want.
It changes nothing.

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-It's a fact.
-Look, madam.

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Those who don't understand
the consequences of their actions

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are considered children?

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Do you know what Pawan began shouting
after he pushed me down the stairs?

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"Tihar, here I come!"

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Sir,

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Pawan wants to go to Tihar jail, because
gangsters gets more likes on social media.

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He doesn't really know
what actually happens there.

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And do you know what's happening here?

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These kids are acting like gangsters.

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They go "what a wow wow wow,
what a wow wow" like hip-hop stars.

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Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?
Put that down!

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Get out! Go on! Get lost!

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Hey, fatso! Move up.

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That's Miss Nishigandha.

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She comes everyday to teach.

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Earlier the kids enjoyed studying.

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But now under Pawan's influence,
not a single kid comes to class.

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Look, madam,

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I agree with you that
every child is special,

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but not every child is a child.

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According to the JJ Act,

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a probation officer's job is to mentor
and guide young delinquents.

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And you're judging them.

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Sir, if you don't give Pawan a chance,

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then how will he reform?

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All right.

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Huh?

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I'm giving him a chance.

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According to you, Pawan is a child.

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-Yeah.
-Right?

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So, what do children say
when they make a mistake?

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Sorry.

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Sorry.

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Now call Pawan.

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If he says sorry to me,

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I'll happily come to court
and testify in his favour.

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I'll tell the court that
he shouldn't be tried as an adult.

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But will he say sorry?

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Hmm?

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How do you get a bully to say he's sorry?

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Hey, wimp!

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You… I'm going to…

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-I swear.
-Vishwas…

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-Ani, stop me before I--
-Sir, embarrass yourself enough?

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Are you going to leave
or should I kick you out?

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Pawan.

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You're just dying to go to Tihar Jail,
aren't you?

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Let's go.

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Come on, idiot.

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Yay! Tihar, here I come.

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Yay!

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BEENU: I THINK YOU'VE EXHAUSTED
YOUR COMPLIMENT QUOTA

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Law!

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I sealed the deal with that client.

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-I just billed him 150 grand.
-Not bad.

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Bless you, Mintu.

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But ma'am,

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it's Mintu Sir who will be sponsoring
our celebration.

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Check this out.

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You know, uh, I really thought
Mintu would turn out to be a creep,

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but he's so sentimental.

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And all these heart emojis
on his messages.

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He sent me a poem.

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And now he wants
to talk about something personal.

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Hold on, he's typing.

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Here it is.

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"I don't want to start off
our relationship with a lie."

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"I am divorcee."

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"If you have a problem with that,
let me know."

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"But I feel very lonely."

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What a sad little loner.

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What's so funny?

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Why is this client's file lying here
on the table?

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Go make some copies.

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This is the second time this year
I'm coming here.

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Come on, come on. Yeah, enough.

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Well done, Ani.

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I'm going to tell his father that
coming to Tihar was your idea.

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If it works,

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which it won't.

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What's with her?

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It will.

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You have only five minutes.

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Sir, we will be done in two minutes.

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Hey, you Skeletor.

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-Watch where you're going.
-Sorry, sorry.

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-Sorry about that.
-Vishwas. Go talk to her.

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Yeah, well, listen.

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You won't be able to sleep a wink here
like you do over there.

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Instead of 100, 300 men sleep together
stuck to each other.

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And bathrooms. Just one.

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What will you do in an emergency?

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Dude, you'll be shitting your pants.

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-Shitting your pants?
-Hmm.

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Come on.

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A king is only as big
as the kingdom he rules.

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Right.

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No, no… Wrong.

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Does he think
this is some kind of promotion?

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You won't meet your parents
like you used to in the juvenile home.

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At least think about
your mother and father.

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I did that.

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I have watched my mother crying every day.

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Watching her made me want to cry too.

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Aw…

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-It's okay, man.
-Now tell me something.

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Who will pay ransom to a weeping gangster?

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Thank God she can't visit me here.

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Confinement area.

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-Come.
-Oh, my God.

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The warden here is very strict.

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It's my first time here.

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If you break the rules,

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they send you
straight to solitary confinement.

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You're not allowed to have any kind
of human contact for 15 days, Pawan.

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Really?

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-You have to stay alone?
-Mmm.

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In the dark?

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He's shitting.

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He's scared. Look, he's shivering.

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So, what have you decided, Pawan?

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Montu Billa!

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Sir, a selfie!

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-Please, sir.
-Hey! Catch him.

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-Hey!
-Just one selfie. Please, sir.

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-How did he get a phone?
-Big fan, sir.

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Sir, will you let me join the Billa gang?

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I've even thought of some Bollywood actors
I can threaten.

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-That's my phone!
-Montu Billa. Sir!

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Let me go.

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-Sir!
-Come here.

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Final point.

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Topo versus His Honour Kela Sir.

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Easy. Easy.

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-Won't happen.
-Hmm?

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Won't happen.

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Point! Point! Point!

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-But who kept the phone there?
-Hey, what point?

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-How could it be?
-The pen didn't fall.

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-Because the phone stopped it.
-So what?

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-Exactly.
-Referee, ask them whose phone that is.

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It's Mr Kela's phone.

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-Then Mr Kela is a cheater, Your Honour.
-Cheater?

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Your Honour, I never cheat when I play.
Why are you cheating so much?

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Objection.

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Mr Referee.

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Did you see Mr. Shubhkela put his phone
on the table in the middle of the game?

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The phone was already here.

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If you consider this round as cheating,

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you will have to consider every round
as cheating

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and that includes the particular round

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that you yourself just won.

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Your Honour,
you are arguing like a lawyer now.

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That was pure luck. Concede the point.

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Mr Referee, we considered this phone
as part of the game from the very start,

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and you could say that
it was always our strategy.

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But our opponent claims that it was a

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matter of luck,

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that is a game of chance.

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In other words,

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gambling.

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Gambling,

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that too inside the court.

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Oh.

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So Mr Topo, what you are trying to say is

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that we are gambling inside this court?

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No.

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So,

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it's Mr Shubhkela's turn, right?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mr Kela.

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-Hmm.
-Let's play.

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Topo.

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-Okay?
-Yes. Go for it.

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Thank you for bringing me here.

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Any doubts I had are all clear now.

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This is where my future lies.

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Tihar.

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I told you,

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"If it works".

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ENTRY IS PROHIBITED
WITH RESTRICTED ITEMS

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Come on, come on.
Break's over. Get back to work.

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-Move it.
-What nonsense is this?

24:15.960 --> 24:17.240
Mandatory labour.

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One has to work here?

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Yes. One has to work here.

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But not in a juvenile home

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because child labour is illegal.

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But they make adults work hard.

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Washing vessels, sweeping,
mopping, cleaning the windows,

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clearing all the cobwebs, mowing the lawn.

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-Weeding--
-Enough.

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Bullshit.

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Montu Billa.

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Montu Sir is a gangster
and he's doing the dishes?

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And why is that Skeletor sitting idle?

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Why isn't Montu Sir telling him
to wash the dishes?

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That's his plate being washed by Montu.

25:11.880 --> 25:12.880
Mmm.

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-Kiddo, that's Tinu Bansal there.
-Tinu Bansal!

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No wonder he looks so familiar.

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-He's a big shot.
-You mean

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he's a bigger gangster than Montu Billa?

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Yeah, much bigger.

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Hey, he's the one who pulled off
the 2021 scam.

25:25.080 --> 25:26.080
-Ah…
-Yes.

25:26.159 --> 25:28.120
The scam was worth 35 billion.

25:28.199 --> 25:32.120
So far only 6 billion has been recovered.
The rest is sitting in a Swiss account.

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That's where Montu gets his salary from
every month.

25:34.840 --> 25:35.679
Yeah.

25:35.760 --> 25:37.600
He's hired Montu for protection.

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What do I have to do to become like him?

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A scam.

25:46.120 --> 25:47.960
Nayana, seriously?

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And do you know what you have to do
to pull off such a huge financial scam?

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Study.

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Today was fun. I really had a good time.

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Oh…

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It wasn't
the pen fight you enjoyed, Tyagi.

26:09.000 --> 26:10.840
-Hmm.
-It was something else.

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Really? What?

26:13.080 --> 26:13.960
The arguing.

26:15.720 --> 26:17.199
And we are enjoying the winnings.

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That's why I put the phone there
on purpose.

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Today I realised why your chamber was
the most famous in Patparganj court.

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It must have been difficult
leaving your practice to be a judge.

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-Tyagi?
-Hmm?

26:37.280 --> 26:39.120
You miss practising law, don't you?

26:49.240 --> 26:52.000
Where does he have the time to think
about things like this?

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He has so much work.

26:56.760 --> 26:58.080
Uh… Tyagi?

26:58.159 --> 27:01.240
-Try some of that curry. It's really good.
-You're so right, Topo.

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-Please forgive me, sir.
-Hey.

27:08.600 --> 27:09.840
Please. Please forgive me, sir.

27:09.919 --> 27:12.480
I don't want to go there anymore, sir.

27:12.560 --> 27:14.520
Please forgive me, sir. Sir, please.

27:14.600 --> 27:16.080
Okay, I forgive you. Come on, get up.

27:16.159 --> 27:17.760
-I am sorry.
-Get up. Get up.

27:22.720 --> 27:25.520
-You promise to be a good boy?
-Yes, sir.

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You promise to study hard.

27:28.760 --> 27:31.240
Of course, sir.
That's the most important thing.

27:31.320 --> 27:32.320
Huh?

27:33.120 --> 27:35.960
Ms Nishigandha! Ms Nishigandha!

27:38.159 --> 27:40.280
Well, sir, young Pawan has apologised.

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Are you willing to testify
in his favour now? Yeah?

27:43.480 --> 27:44.919
-Good job.
-Great. Thank you, sir.

27:45.000 --> 27:46.040
-Good.
-Thanks.

27:46.120 --> 27:48.800
You know, I read somewhere once,

27:49.760 --> 27:52.960
"Show me the heroes
the youth of your country look up to

27:53.040 --> 27:55.320
and I'll tell you
the future of your country."

27:57.480 --> 27:59.199
I hope he finds better heroes.

27:59.919 --> 28:01.240
India has plenty of them.

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So Mr, Kumar,

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your son's turned over a new leaf.

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-Shall I tell you something?
-Yeah.

28:08.159 --> 28:10.080
This thing about taking him
to an adult jail

28:10.159 --> 28:11.560
was Advocate Ananya Shroff's idea.

28:11.640 --> 28:13.560
So you have to testify
in her favour, right?

28:13.640 --> 28:16.040
-Yes, Uncle.
-Sir, but I convinced him to study.

28:16.120 --> 28:17.240
Yeah, but that didn't work, right?

28:17.320 --> 28:18.560
Madam, madam.

28:19.120 --> 28:21.360
Both of you have
saved Pawan's life together.

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That's why I'll testify for both of you.

28:24.240 --> 28:25.520
-What?
-Yes.

28:25.600 --> 28:26.960
-He bought the deal.
-Thank you, sir.

28:27.040 --> 28:28.919
-And he didn't.
-That's useless, sir.

28:29.000 --> 28:30.640
-Correct.
-Only one of us can win this.

28:30.720 --> 28:32.120
Her side.

28:32.199 --> 28:33.720
But today I have won, madam.

28:36.080 --> 28:39.520
My son will be back home after six months.

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I suggest you both get together

28:45.120 --> 28:47.199
and sort out this Banaspati matter
once and for all.

28:47.280 --> 28:48.439
Come on.

28:48.520 --> 28:49.760
-Get together?
-Sir…

28:49.840 --> 28:51.000
-Sir…
-How will this work?

28:51.080 --> 28:52.199
Well, it didn't work.

28:53.120 --> 28:55.480
But you were tolerable for the first time.

28:55.560 --> 28:56.480
Mr Banaspati.

28:57.080 --> 28:58.439
And you weren't a total bitch today.

28:58.520 --> 29:00.720
-Mr Banaspati.
-Don't think I'll go easy on you,

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-Mr Banaspati.
-Of course not.

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Snakes don't have a heart.

29:03.399 --> 29:04.720
Mr Banaspati.

29:06.879 --> 29:08.959
-Hey!
-What are you doing?

29:09.040 --> 29:11.439
Now you can both get together
and pounce on me.

29:11.520 --> 29:13.520
-Mr Banaspati…
-You both are a match, by the way.

29:13.600 --> 29:15.080
-We both are a match?
-Yes, a perfect match.

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Because of you, I couldn't…

29:16.480 --> 29:18.919
Hey, don't do that here.
The kids will call you a wimp.

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It's burning!

29:20.520 --> 29:22.360
Didn't I say you can't meet him?
No, the judge is not available.

29:22.439 --> 29:24.280
I just need
to see him for a minute, please.

29:24.360 --> 29:25.600
Didn't you hear what I just said?

29:25.679 --> 29:27.919
-Hey, hey. It's okay. Let him in.
-Sir.

29:28.840 --> 29:30.760
-Okay, go.
-What is it?

29:30.840 --> 29:32.000
-Sir.
-Yes?

29:32.080 --> 29:36.439
We haven't had enough food to eat
for the last five months.

29:36.520 --> 29:39.000
You helped set up my food cart again.

29:39.080 --> 29:40.399
Food cart?

29:41.280 --> 29:43.080
Your Honour,
gate number 7 used to be open.

29:43.159 --> 29:45.080
-Yeah.
-So the carts couldn't be set up there.

29:45.159 --> 29:45.959
Oh.

29:46.040 --> 29:49.199
Today you signed an order that
a 60-mm lock should be put on the gate.

29:49.280 --> 29:50.959
So, that's why…

29:51.040 --> 29:54.439
Sir, I make very good
deep-fried savouries.

29:55.240 --> 29:56.800
So when I started today,

29:57.360 --> 29:59.919
I made the very first batch just for you.

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Would you like to try it?

30:09.399 --> 30:11.280
Why not?

30:13.280 --> 30:14.399
Thank you, sir.

30:15.080 --> 30:16.639
-Take care of yourself.
-Yes, sir.

30:33.360 --> 30:35.000
-Mr Shubhkela.
-Hmm?

30:35.639 --> 30:37.280
You know the line in that film,

30:37.360 --> 30:40.360
"A judge's pen can change destinies."

30:40.439 --> 30:42.159
Hmm, hmm.

30:42.240 --> 30:44.000
-Such a beautiful line.
-Excellent.

30:45.159 --> 30:47.360
You must select that one
for best film, please.

30:47.439 --> 30:48.840
Okay.

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And Topo,
all the paperwork that's pending,

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bring it to me, I want to sign everything
before I leave. Hmm?

30:57.120 --> 30:58.120
Come on, ma'am.

30:58.800 --> 31:00.120
You deleted your account?

31:00.199 --> 31:03.240
Couldn't you have waited
till the annual sale? Here.

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Law, I was thinking
we need to win on our own steam.

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I don't want to play cheap tricks
to get my name on the board.

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Enough now. How many more?

31:11.760 --> 31:13.040
Go get the scooter out.

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MINTU:
I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU.
