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Wow. Stunning.

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Oh.

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Go away from my window

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Leave at your own chosen speed

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I'm not the one you want, babe…

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Rachel.

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Rachel!

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-Are you okay?
-Oh my God.

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-Wanna switch? We can switch.
-What the fuck?

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-I know.
-Oh.

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-Do you want me to drive?
-Sorry. No, it's fine.

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-Yeah.
-Oh my God. I'm sorry.

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Just will you talk to me
so I don't fall asleep again?

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Yeah, okay. Okay. Um…

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Oh, the original Coldies is coming up
in the next town.

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-Hmm?
-Yeah.

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-Coldies? I don't--
-What, they didn't have Coldies in Oregon?

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Well, you've heard of Coldies, though,
right? The frozen custard shop?

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-No.
-Bro, are you kidding?

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What about Larry Poole,
the founder of Coldies?

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How would I know about the founder
of an ice cream shop I've never heard of?

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I mean, he also murdered three women,

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and it's custard… …not ice cream.

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Oh my God, how?

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-They make it different from ice cream.
-No.

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I think it uses more eggs or something.
It was strangulation, I think, mostly.

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There's this podcast about Larry Poole,

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and it talks about this woman
he tried to kill in the early '90s,

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and she was, like, eight months pregnant,

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and she just talks about all
the fucking shit she had to do to survive.

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I mean, what… what kind of fucking shit?

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I was in his truck.
He was taking me down this remote highway.

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And that's when I noticed
this tiny little shoe at my feet.

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A Barbie shoe.
That could have meant he had a daughter,

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so I told him I was having a little girl.

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I was pregnant. I kept reminding him,
"I'm pregnant."

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Then I saw a rest stop sign.

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I asked if we could stop.

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And he… he just reached over,
and he slit my throat.

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It felt hot,
the… the blood coming out of me.

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And what I didn't expect
is that when you lose a lot of blood,

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you can feel actually euphoric.

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Uh…

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It was the same way I felt
on my wedding day.

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More than near death,

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it was almost like love.

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And then Larry threw me out
on the side of the road.

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I just kept thinking…

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…"If you close your eyes…
…you'll die here."

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So I got up.

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I walked along the road
holding my throat together.

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And I started to feel less euphoric
and more melted,

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like I was disappearing,

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but at the same time,
like I was running a marathon.

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And I was winning. I was winning.

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I made it to the rest stop.
A young couple was there.

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Their eyes…

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God, they were horrified
by the sight of me.

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But they were so kind.

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I mean, thank God for them.
Thank God for them.

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Those people saved my life.

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I'm gonna grab a lighter
from the gas station. Want anything?

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-Maybe, uh, cinnamon gum?
-It's not that gross.

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It's pretty gross.
Oh, will you, uh, save us a--

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Window booth. Yeah.

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Ten seventy-five.

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No doubt about it

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-I really think you're fine
-Ooh, baby

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I'll shout all about it

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-Tell the world you're mine
-Ooh…

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And what-- It's not just that.
I heard that you can also actually feel

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your bones and organs shifting
to make room for the baby to come out.

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You know, some women have giant babies.
Have you heard of that?

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Like 12-pound babies,
huge heads, just tearing everything.

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We wouldn't have a huge baby.

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How do you know?

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Well, I just think
that, like, our future baby…

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Yeah?

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…would be dainty.

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You can't guarantee that.

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I don't want to be torn open.

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It'll be small, I promise, like this.

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-Smaller.
-Smaller? Okay.

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Smaller than that.

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-Smaller.
-Smaller?

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-I can't--
-Okay. That's good.

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Wait.

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That's so close. Holy shit.

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-Really?
-Yeah, I gotta show you.

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He's cursed
with bad things happening to 'em.

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-Why does he keep getting them?
-I don't know. The guy loves dogs.

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Why do they keep going missing?

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I… What do you want me to say?
Dogs go missing.

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-No, dogs don't go missing.
-What?

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-Cats go missing.
-That's not how it works.

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Are you sure you've never seen
the logo before? I mean, it's identical.

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Mmm.

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That is weird.

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You even got the pose right
and everything.

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-Yeah. Hmm. I don't know.
-It's crazy.

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You have a sixth sense or something.

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Did I ever tell you
about my dad's girlfriend?

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-The one that had the daughter, Kathy?
-No, keep going.

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This four-year-old girl Kathy,
she could remember her past life,

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and she always talked about
her "late husband"

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and how he drowned trying
to rescue their son from the rapids.

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Sounds like Kathy had a great imagination.

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No, I think that children can
inexplicably exist in a third dimension

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or at least remember their past lives
and, I don't know, maybe even the future.

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And I think that's weird.
I… I don't like it.

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Or… Kathy had a great imagination.

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You didn't know Kathy. She was haunted.

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I don't want… haunted children.

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-Yeah, well, we won't haunt them.
-They come out haunted.

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-You're not haunted.
-You can't know that for sure.

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I hope our kid comes out like you.

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That's very sweet.

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At least my mom got to skip that part.

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Which part?

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The whole thing. I mean, aren't children
just basically like a vessel

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for old people to pour their love into?

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Just distract from
the inevitable loneliness of aging.

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Great lunch.

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What reason would a person have
to keep losing their dog?

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It's not like it's on purpose.
I'm like, who cares?

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What's wrong?

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It's okay. I didn't even know her.

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-Yeah.
-It's fine.

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We had such a great seven and a half
months together. It was so good.

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I didn't…
I didn't really even need any more.

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Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I've actually heard that.

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That's, um…
That's a secret to a healthy adulthood.

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What? A… a dead mother
and an agoraphobic father?

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-Is that the secret?
-Yeah. It's perfect.

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I think I read
a New York Times article about it.

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And they said also that
someone with overbearing parents

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makes the perfect match for someone
with a dead mother and a strange father.

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Should we, like, get married or something?

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Oh, I'm thinking really small ceremony

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in my parents' little vacation cabin
in the woods.

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None of the wedding bullshit,
just beautiful nature,

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snow falling outside the window.

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And we don't have to fly.

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We can drive and stop
at the fanciest restaurants we can find.

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That's it. Let's fucking go.
I'll marry you.

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Okay, cheers.

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Clink.

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-I love you.
-Love you.

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-Hey.
-Hmm?

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My family's gonna love you.

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Thanks. She's got it.
We're getting married.

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-And, um…
-Hmm?

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Our kid will be perfect.

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Don't put so much pressure on our kid.

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Our kid will be mediocre.

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Some kids kill their own parents.

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Okay, but how is our kid gonna kill us
when it's only this big?

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He's killing the dogs, isn't he?

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What?

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Erratic seesaw

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This exploding young brain
Has gone and blown me out again

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And now I don't feel the same

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I love you

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I love you
From the bottom of my heart…

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Can you change it? Stop.

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My heart was made for
Bleeding all over you…

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Do what I do, it's what I feel

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Up to the sun, it won't be long

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Ready? Three.

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Two. One.

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Mm-mm.

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-Mm-mm.
-Mmm?

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Mm-mm.

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-Mm-mm.
-Mm-mm.

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Mmm!

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Mmm.

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Mmm. Mm-mm.

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Mmm.

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Mmm. Mmm.

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Mm-mm!

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Damn it. Ow!

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Ah!

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Babe.

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What?

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-You weren't ready.
-I'm sorry. It was a long tunnel.

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Oh, but that's bad luck.

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I'm sorry.

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We'll get it on the way back.

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Fuck.

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Fuck.

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God, I gotta pee.

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Little cabin in the woods

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Little man by the window stood

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Saw a rabbit hopping by

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Frightened as can be

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"Help me, help me, help," he said…

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Oh my God! Nicky!
Nicky, come here! Come here!

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-What?
-Come here!

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-Look.
-Oh my God.

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Do you think it's okay?

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Wha--? Okay, stay here.

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-Where are you going?
-I'm gonna go check the bathroom.

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-Rachel. Are you--
-I'm looking for its parents, and, uh…

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-Just stay. I'll be right back.
-Rachel!

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Uh…

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Okay. Hi, baby. What's up? No.

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No, no, no, don't cry. Happy baby.

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Hello?

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Anyone in here?

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Oh my God.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Hey.

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Uh, I'm not getting any service.

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I checked the men's room.
There's no one in there.

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Oh, fuck. No service.

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Okay.

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Um…

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I think one of us should stay here
with the baby

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and the other drive
to the nearest gas station

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or restaurant and call for help.

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Okay, yeah. Um… What do you want me to…

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Why is it quiet?

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-What?
-What if it freezes to death in there?

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Lost my partner, what'll I do…

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Okay. Uh…

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Did you try breaking it?

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What the fuck?

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But the things we like always last

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'Cause that's how it is

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In heaven

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Nothing will matter…

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Hi. Hi. Excuse me.

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There's a rest stop
20 miles south of here off the highway.

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I don't have any cell service,
but my boyfriend and I, uh, stopped there.

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And… and we… we found a… a baby
abandoned in a car,

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and I think that maybe something, like,
bad might have happened to its parents.

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Uh…

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Are you…

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Are you alone out here?

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Oh. That's good.

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You're here.

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Oh, that's less good.

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Sorry, can you call the cops, please?

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Uh…

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Benjamin.

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Yep, Benjamin.

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So cool.

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Benjamin was the name of the guy
who worked here before me,

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but he hung himself
in the bathroom with an electrical cord,

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and they were too cheap to get me
a name tag with my own name on it.

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Um…

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Sorry, could you…
could you call the cops now, please?

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Are you stoned?

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It helps me relax.

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You seem relaxed.

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Could you call the cops, please?

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Wait here. I'll call.

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Fuck!

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Hey, you said south of here?

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Uh, yeah, south of here. Um, hey.

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Okay, stay there.

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Wait. Benjamin.

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You are what you are to me…

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Fuck.

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You are my destiny…

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Are you sure he's the one?

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Hey.

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Hey! They're coming to rescue your baby!

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What the fuck?

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Fuck!

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Oh my God! Fucking damn it.

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Fuck!

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-Oh my God. Sorry. Sorry.
-You scared me, Nicky.

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Is the baby okay?

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Oh yeah, the family came back.

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-What… the fuck? You're bleeding.
-Oh.

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What happened?

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So, they thought
I was trying to steal their baby,

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and the guy punched me in the face.

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-What?
-Yeah.

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They pulled over to get some fresh air
because she was car sick.

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-And then I guess they went for a walk.
-And what, and left their baby in the car?

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-Yeah, I don't know.
-What?

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Is that not fucking psychotic?

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-Let me see.
-Yeah, I know.

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Oh.

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Fuck, you had such a nice face.

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Yeah, they were really apologetic.
They felt like we did the right thing.

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Okay, I'm so glad they felt that way.

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Wait, wait. Should we wait for the cops?

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No. No, let's get the fuck out of here.

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-You okay?
-Hmm?

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-You okay?
-Yeah. I'm just so tired.

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-What is it?
-Uh, code is 0817.

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Your birthday?

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No pressure marrying the favorite child.

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Stop. You know
they can't wait to meet you.

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Whoa.

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Yeah.

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Your parents' little vacation cabin?

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Is it not a cabin?

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It's not little.

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Hope I don't have
a concussion or something.

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God.

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Okay. You ready?

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Holy shit.

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This is insane.

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Oh God.

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-Yeah. Um…
-What is…

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It's like a tradition
with the family dogs.

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Oh, it's actually…

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We always got in trouble
for looking in their eyes

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because it was considered, like,
disrespectful to do after they were dead.

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How would anyone know
if you looked them in the eyes?

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Just… my dad said that they could see.

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I just looked 'em in the eyes,
so… what, am I in trouble?

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I guess we'll find out.

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Is that empty chair for… for me?

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I know you… you've always dreamed
of being painted into a family portrait

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guarded by two taxidermy dogs.

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My God, did they paint over
your brother's ex-wife with his new one?

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Yeah, my sister demanded it.

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-That's fucking weird.
-Yeah.

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This is the love cave.

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The love cave?

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Yeah.

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Woo!

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Mmm…

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Was this a family pet too?

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Oh, no.

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My great-grandmother Elizabeth
was killed by a bear.

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And her husband died
trying to avenge her death.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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Would you do that for me?

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Of course.

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Oh, careful. Careful.

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-Sorry. Sorry.
-Yeah. You're good.

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I could, uh…
…get you some ice for your face,

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or I could, you know,
just call the butler.

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Oh, he's off at ten.

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Oh.

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-I'm just kidding. Are you sure?
-Stupid.

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-I can get it.
-I got it. Just tell me where it is.

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All right. I'll get the bags from the car.

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Kitchen, it's, uh, down the atrium

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to the right
of the curved hallway by the front door.

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-Here?
-Yeah, to the right.

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Get the fuck out of here.
We're having girl time.

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It's a public kitchen.
You go somewhere else.

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Wait, did you make this for him?
He eats this chicken all the time?

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No. I don't cook for Jules.
I cook for myself.

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He just happened to be there.

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You should divorce him and marry me

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and complete
the Cunningham sibling trifecta. Fuck!

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-You scared the shit out of me!
-Sorry!

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Sorry, I… I didn't want to interrupt.

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I can go.

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Oh my God, she exists.

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There's no such thing as interrupting.
Come here. We're family!

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Oh, it's your wedding!

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Are you excited?

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I am excited. I am.

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Oh, we were just talking about you,
and you appeared out of thin air.

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I told you I can summon things.

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She's not a thing, Portia.

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Come meet your new family.

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Uh…

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Nellie. Julie.

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-It's Nell.
-Hi.

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-It's Jules.
-Nice to meet you.

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I can't believe we're finally meeting you.
It's like you've been avoiding us.

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Oh my God, no.

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I was disappointed
you didn't come to London

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or our Iceland trip last summer,
but you're scared of planes or whatever?

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No--

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I was telling my friend Sydney about
how you and Nicky met at an airport.

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Oh! So romantic.

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Thank you.

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You're really cute. Isn't she cute?

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-She's very cute, yeah.
-Aw…

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Oh, let me see the ring.

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Oh.

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So pretty.

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-Nellie, isn't it pretty?
-It is pretty, yeah.

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So where is darling Nicky?

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Uh, he's just unloading the car.
We… we just got here. Um…

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I actually came in here to get some ice
for his face because he, um…

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He got punched in the face tonight.

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-Really?
-What?!

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It's a long story. It's…

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We got time.

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Um…

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We were at a rest stop
in, what, the middle of nowhere,

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and there was an…
like, an abandoned baby in… in a car.

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Nicky stayed with the baby.
I went to get help.

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And then when I went to this dive bar,

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there was this, like,
very creepy guy. And--

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What if it was the Sorry Man?

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Portia.

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The what?

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Did you know there's something evil
living in these woods?

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Mm-mm. No, we're not doing that.

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Come on!
I can tell a fucking story if I want to.

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-I'm done.
-Rachel wants to hear it.

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Don't worry.

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Good night, Rachel.

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Good night.

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-Watch out.
-Oh!

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Okay, I'm gonna go.

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-Rachel.
-Hmm?

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It's quick. It's a bedtime story.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Okay. Picture this. It's a regular
winter day, a day just like today.

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Jules is like 8 and decides to run away
because he's dramatic.

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I'm a baby, so I don't remember it anyway.

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It starts getting dark out,
and baby Jules is all alone in the woods.

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You know what's worse
than being all alone in the woods?

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When you realize
you're actually not all alone.

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So Jules hears a woman screaming like…

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…but worse.

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He tries to run away from the sound,
but no matter what direction he gets,

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the screams get louder and louder

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and louder and louder and louder…

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Until he comes face-to-face with it.

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The Sorry Man.

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With his long, sharp, dirty nails,
his distended belly,

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his mouth open
in a downturned smile, wailing.

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It's awful. Picture that shit
ten fucking feet in front of you,

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and that's what baby Jules sees.

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So Jules hides from the Sorry Man,
holding his breath,

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watching, watching,

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watching

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as the Sorry Man cuts a woman open

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and turns her inside out.

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And the whole time he does it, he cries,

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and he says,
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."

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It's awful.

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He's totally deranged, and he comes up
from hell stalking these woods,

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believing his long-lost wife
is hidden inside another woman.

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Like one day, he'll slice a woman open and

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there she'll be.

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And the two of them can go back to hell
in some fucked-up, romantic kind of…

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Oh my God.

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What is that?

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Ha! I got you! I got you both.

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Oh, Judie, what's up?

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What are you doing up, Judie?
Spying on the girls?

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Sorry, Aunt Portia. I couldn't sleep.

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Well, this is Rachel.

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She's gonna be your new aunt.
Isn't that exciting?

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Aw, it's okay.

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No, the Sorry Man's awoken
by the scent of blood,

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so you just have to avoid bleeding.
You're not on your period, right?

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Don't worry. The Sorry Man
doesn't want little boys. No.

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He prefers brides.

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So this is what we say to Auntie Rachel.
Good night.

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-Good night.
-Sweet bride.

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Sweet bride.

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Don't let the Sorry Man see your insides.

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Hey, sorry you had to hear that story
to get me this.

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It scared us so much when we were kids
that our parents put a ban on it.

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So you met Jules and Nellie too?
That's fun.

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Were they trying to kill each other
with butter knives?

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I mean, you don't believe in it… right?

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No. I definitely don't believe in
the human-skin-wearing monster from hell.

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But something happened to Jules
in the woods when we were kids.

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He just… came back different.

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You don't know what really happened?

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I mean…
…that's the story he came back with.

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And then my parents ditched him
at some fancy European boarding school.

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Pretty messed up, right?

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I stabbed a guy at the dive bar.

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What?

37:19.833 --> 37:23.708
With the car keys.
He was super fucking creepy.

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Wait, what? What do you mean?

37:25.125 --> 37:27.458
He kept staring at me,
and then he started walking up to me.

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I thought he was gonna hurt me,
but he was--

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I don't know how to describe it.
But also, like, he was watching me pee.

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What? Are you okay?

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Yeah, I'm fine. It was just…

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I don't know.

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I do feel sort of like I'm having déjà vu
but, like, not the good kind.

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Like I feel something so familiar,
and I don't know how to describe it

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except just dread.

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Like when you just know
something bad's gonna happen.

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You just know.
And I've been feeling that way

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more and more and more and more and more
since we got here.

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And then now that we're here,
I just, like… I don't know.

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-I just, like, I really feel it now.
-Hey, come here. Come here. Rachel.

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Baby, come here.

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It's okay. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I…

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I get it. Hey, I've been feeling it too.
I've been feeling off.

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I completely understand.

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Nicky.

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Hmm?

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Did you tell your sister I didn't come
to Iceland because of a panic attack?

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No. I… I wouldn't do that.

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Then why does she know
I'm afraid of flying?

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Well, she knows the story of how we met.

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I'm sorry.

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I love you.

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Mmm…

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Sorry. Sorry.

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What?

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I have to do the thing.

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Nicky!

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Mrs. Cunningham?

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Mrs. Cunningham?

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Hey, are you okay?

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There she is!

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The next Mrs. Cunningham.

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Mmm.

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Hi.

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Victoria, sweetheart,
let's get you back to bed.

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I was… I was just getting the mail.

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You don't have to do that, love.
That's my job.

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We won't be seeing much
of each other anymore.

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Oh, no, no, we will.
It's… it's just the beginning.

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Destiny

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You're my destiny

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You are my destiny

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You are what you are to me

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You are my happiness

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That's what you are

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You are my destiny

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You share my reverie

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You're more than happiness

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That's what you are

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My destiny
you are