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Wow. Stunning.

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Oh.

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Go away from my window

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Leave at your own chosen speed

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I'm not the one you want, babe…

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Rachel.

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Rachel!

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-Are you okay?
-Oh my God.

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-Wanna switch? We can switch.
-What the fuck?

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-I know.
-Oh.

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-Do you want me to drive?
-Sorry. No, it's fine.

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-Yeah.
-Oh my God. I'm sorry.

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Just will you talk to me
so I don't fall asleep again?

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Yeah, okay. Okay. Um…

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Oh, the original Coldies is coming up
in the next town.

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-Hmm?
-Yeah.

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-Coldies? I don't--
-What, they didn't have Coldies in Oregon?

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Well, you've heard of Coldies, though,
right? The frozen custard shop?

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-No.
-Bro, are you kidding?

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What about Larry Poole,
the founder of Coldies?

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How would I know about the founder
of an ice cream shop I've never heard of?

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I mean, he also murdered three women,

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and it's custard… …not ice cream.

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Oh my God, how?

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-They make it different from ice cream.
-No.

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I think it uses more eggs or something.
It was strangulation, I think, mostly.

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There's this podcast about Larry Poole,

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and it talks about this woman
he tried to kill in the early '90s,

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and she was, like, eight months pregnant,

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and she just talks about all
the fucking shit she had to do to survive.

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I mean, what… what kind of fucking shit?

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I was in his truck.
He was taking me down this remote highway.

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And that's when I noticed
this tiny little shoe at my feet.

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A Barbie shoe.
That could have meant he had a daughter,

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so I told him I was having a little girl.

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I was pregnant. I kept reminding him,
"I'm pregnant."

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Then I saw a rest stop sign.

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I asked if we could stop.

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And he… he just reached over,
and he slit my throat.

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It felt hot,
the… the blood coming out of me.

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And what I didn't expect
is that when you lose a lot of blood,

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you can feel actually euphoric.

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Uh…

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It was the same way I felt
on my wedding day.

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More than near death,

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it was almost like love.

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And then Larry threw me out
on the side of the road.

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I just kept thinking…

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…"If you close your eyes…
…you'll die here."

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So I got up.

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I walked along the road
holding my throat together.

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And I started to feel less euphoric
and more melted,

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like I was disappearing,

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but at the same time,
like I was running a marathon.

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And I was winning. I was winning.

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I made it to the rest stop.
A young couple was there.

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Their eyes…

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God, they were horrified
by the sight of me.

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But they were so kind.

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I mean, thank God for them.
Thank God for them.

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Those people saved my life.

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I'm gonna grab a lighter
from the gas station. Want anything?

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-Maybe, uh, cinnamon gum?
-It's not that gross.

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It's pretty gross.
Oh, will you, uh, save us a--

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Window booth. Yeah.

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Ten seventy-five.

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No doubt about it

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-I really think you're fine
-Ooh, baby

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I'll shout all about it

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-Tell the world you're mine
-Ooh…

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And what-- It's not just that.
I heard that you can also actually feel

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your bones and organs shifting
to make room for the baby to come out.

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You know, some women have giant babies.
Have you heard of that?

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Like 12-pound babies,
huge heads, just tearing everything.

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We wouldn't have a huge baby.

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How do you know?

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Well, I just think
that, like, our future baby…

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Yeah?

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…would be dainty.

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You can't guarantee that.

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I don't want to be torn open.

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It'll be small, I promise, like this.

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-Smaller.
-Smaller? Okay.

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Smaller than that.

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-Smaller.
-Smaller?

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-I can't--
-Okay. That's good.

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Wait.

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That's so close. Holy shit.

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-Really?
-Yeah, I gotta show you.

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He's cursed
with bad things happening to 'em.

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-Why does he keep getting them?
-I don't know. The guy loves dogs.

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Why do they keep going missing?

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I… What do you want me to say?
Dogs go missing.

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-No, dogs don't go missing.
-What?

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-Cats go missing.
-That's not how it works.

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Are you sure you've never seen
the logo before? I mean, it's identical.

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Mmm.

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That is weird.

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You even got the pose right
and everything.

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-Yeah. Hmm. I don't know.
-It's crazy.

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You have a sixth sense or something.

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Did I ever tell you
about my dad's girlfriend?

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-The one that had the daughter, Kathy?
-No, keep going.

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This four-year-old girl Kathy,
she could remember her past life,

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and she always talked about
her "late husband"

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and how he drowned trying
to rescue their son from the rapids.

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Sounds like Kathy had a great imagination.

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No, I think that children can
inexplicably exist in a third dimension

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or at least remember their past lives
and, I don't know, maybe even the future.

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And I think that's weird.
I… I don't like it.

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Or… Kathy had a great imagination.

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You didn't know Kathy. She was haunted.

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I don't want… haunted children.

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-Yeah, well, we won't haunt them.
-They come out haunted.

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-You're not haunted.
-You can't know that for sure.

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I hope our kid comes out like you.

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That's very sweet.

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At least my mom got to skip that part.

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Which part?

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The whole thing. I mean, aren't children
just basically like a vessel

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for old people to pour their love into?

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Just distract from
the inevitable loneliness of aging.

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Great lunch.

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What reason would a person have
to keep losing their dog?

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It's not like it's on purpose.
I'm like, who cares?

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What's wrong?

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It's okay. I didn't even know her.

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-Yeah.
-It's fine.

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We had such a great seven and a half
months together. It was so good.

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I didn't…
I didn't really even need any more.

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Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I've actually heard that.

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That's, um…
That's a secret to a healthy adulthood.

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What? A… a dead mother
and an agoraphobic father?

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-Is that the secret?
-Yeah. It's perfect.

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I think I read
a New York Times article about it.

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And they said also that
someone with overbearing parents

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makes the perfect match for someone
with a dead mother and a strange father.

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Should we, like, get married or something?

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Oh, I'm thinking really small ceremony

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in my parents' little vacation cabin
in the woods.

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None of the wedding bullshit,
just beautiful nature,

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snow falling outside the window.

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And we don't have to fly.

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We can drive and stop
at the fanciest restaurants we can find.

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That's it. Let's fucking go.
I'll marry you.

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Okay, cheers.

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Clink.

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-I love you.
-Love you.

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-Hey.
-Hmm?

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My family's gonna love you.

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Thanks. She's got it.
We're getting married.

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-And, um…
-Hmm?

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Our kid will be perfect.

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Don't put so much pressure on our kid.

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Our kid will be mediocre.

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Some kids kill their own parents.

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Okay, but how is our kid gonna kill us
when it's only this big?

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He's killing the dogs, isn't he?

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What?

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Erratic seesaw

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This exploding young brain
Has gone and blown me out again

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And now I don't feel the same

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I love you

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I love you
From the bottom of my heart…

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Can you change it? Stop.

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My heart was made for
Bleeding all over you…

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Do what I do, it's what I feel

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Up to the sun, it won't be long

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Ready? Three.

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Two. One.

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Mm-mm.

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-Mm-mm.
-Mmm?

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Mm-mm.

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-Mm-mm.
-Mm-mm.

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Mmm!

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Mmm.

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Mmm. Mm-mm.

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Mmm.

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Mmm. Mmm.

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Mm-mm!

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Damn it. Ow!

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Ah!

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Babe.

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What?

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-You weren't ready.
-I'm sorry. It was a long tunnel.

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Oh, but that's bad luck.

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I'm sorry.

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We'll get it on the way back.

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Fuck.

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Fuck.

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God, I gotta pee.

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Little cabin in the woods

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Little man by the window stood

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Saw a rabbit hopping by

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Frightened as can be

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"Help me, help me, help," he said…

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Oh my God! Nicky!
Nicky, come here! Come here!

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-What?
-Come here!

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-Look.
-Oh my God.

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Do you think it's okay?

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Wha--? Okay, stay here.

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-Where are you going?
-I'm gonna go check the bathroom.

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-Rachel. Are you--
-I'm looking for its parents, and, uh…

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-Just stay. I'll be right back.
-Rachel!

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Uh…

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Okay. Hi, baby. What's up? No.

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No, no, no, don't cry. Happy baby.

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Hello?

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Anyone in here?

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Oh my God.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Hey.

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Uh, I'm not getting any service.

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I checked the men's room.
There's no one in there.

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Oh, fuck. No service.

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Okay.

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Um…

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I think one of us should stay here
with the baby

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and the other drive
to the nearest gas station

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or restaurant and call for help.

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Okay, yeah. Um… What do you want me to…

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Why is it quiet?

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-What?
-What if it freezes to death in there?

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Lost my partner, what'll I do…

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Okay. Uh…

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Did you try breaking it?

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What the fuck?

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But the things we like always last

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'Cause that's how it is

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In heaven

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Nothing will matter…

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Hi. Hi. Excuse me.

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There's a rest stop
20 miles south of here off the highway.

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I don't have any cell service,
but my boyfriend and I, uh, stopped there.

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And… and we… we found a… a baby
abandoned in a car,

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and I think that maybe something, like,
bad might have happened to its parents.

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Uh…

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Are you…

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Are you alone out here?

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Oh. That's good.

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You're here.

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Oh, that's less good.

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Sorry, can you call the cops, please?

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Uh…

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Benjamin.

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Yep, Benjamin.

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So cool.

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Benjamin was the name of the guy
who worked here before me,

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but he hung himself
in the bathroom with an electrical cord,

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and they were too cheap to get me
a name tag with my own name on it.

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Um…

00:19:43.958 --> 00:19:47.583 align:center
Sorry, could you…
could you call the cops now, please?

00:19:48.166 --> 00:19:49.833 align:center
Are you stoned?

00:19:53.041 --> 00:19:54.208 align:center
It helps me relax.

00:19:54.291 --> 00:19:55.291 align:center
You seem relaxed.

00:19:55.791 --> 00:19:58.041 align:center
Could you call the cops, please?

00:19:58.125 --> 00:19:59.500 align:center
Wait here. I'll call.

00:21:02.333 --> 00:21:03.833 align:center
Fuck!

00:21:12.625 --> 00:21:14.541 align:center
Hey, you said south of here?

00:21:14.625 --> 00:21:17.375 align:center
Uh, yeah, south of here. Um, hey.

00:21:17.458 --> 00:21:18.458 align:center
Okay, stay there.

00:21:19.083 --> 00:21:20.708 align:center
Wait. Benjamin.

00:21:20.791 --> 00:21:25.833 align:center
You are what you are to me…

00:21:29.208 --> 00:21:30.041 align:center
Fuck.

00:21:36.750 --> 00:21:40.000 align:center
You are my destiny…

00:22:57.083 --> 00:22:58.958 align:center
Are you sure he's the one?

00:23:09.750 --> 00:23:11.250 align:center
Hey.

00:23:12.833 --> 00:23:16.166 align:center
Hey! They're coming to rescue your baby!

00:23:33.791 --> 00:23:34.625 align:center
What the fuck?

00:23:41.791 --> 00:23:42.625 align:center
Fuck!

00:24:39.958 --> 00:24:43.250 align:center
Oh my God! Fucking damn it.

00:24:45.416 --> 00:24:46.250 align:center
Fuck!

00:24:48.625 --> 00:24:51.375 align:center
-Oh my God. Sorry. Sorry.
-You scared me, Nicky.

00:24:51.458 --> 00:24:52.750 align:center
Is the baby okay?

00:24:52.833 --> 00:24:54.583 align:center
Oh yeah, the family came back.

00:24:54.666 --> 00:24:57.250 align:center
-What… the fuck? You're bleeding.
-Oh.

00:24:57.333 --> 00:24:58.166 align:center
What happened?

00:24:58.250 --> 00:25:00.625 align:center
So, they thought
I was trying to steal their baby,

00:25:00.708 --> 00:25:02.083 align:center
and the guy punched me in the face.

00:25:02.166 --> 00:25:03.000 align:center
-What?
-Yeah.

00:25:03.083 --> 00:25:06.083 align:center
They pulled over to get some fresh air
because she was car sick.

00:25:06.166 --> 00:25:09.583 align:center
-And then I guess they went for a walk.
-And what, and left their baby in the car?

00:25:09.666 --> 00:25:11.333 align:center
-Yeah, I don't know.
-What?

00:25:11.416 --> 00:25:13.125 align:center
Is that not fucking psychotic?

00:25:13.208 --> 00:25:14.500 align:center
-Let me see.
-Yeah, I know.

00:25:14.583 --> 00:25:15.541 align:center
Oh.

00:25:15.625 --> 00:25:17.833 align:center
Fuck, you had such a nice face.

00:25:17.916 --> 00:25:21.666 align:center
Yeah, they were really apologetic.
They felt like we did the right thing.

00:25:21.750 --> 00:25:24.041 align:center
Okay, I'm so glad they felt that way.

00:25:24.125 --> 00:25:25.916 align:center
Wait, wait. Should we wait for the cops?

00:25:29.250 --> 00:25:31.875 align:center
No. No, let's get the fuck out of here.

00:25:45.416 --> 00:25:46.791 align:center
-You okay?
-Hmm?

00:25:46.875 --> 00:25:49.541 align:center
-You okay?
-Yeah. I'm just so tired.

00:26:01.333 --> 00:26:03.708 align:center
-What is it?
-Uh, code is 0817.

00:26:04.291 --> 00:26:05.666 align:center
Your birthday?

00:26:07.750 --> 00:26:10.208 align:center
No pressure marrying the favorite child.

00:26:10.291 --> 00:26:12.666 align:center
Stop. You know
they can't wait to meet you.

00:26:26.750 --> 00:26:28.000 align:center
Whoa.

00:26:28.958 --> 00:26:30.083 align:center
Yeah.

00:26:48.875 --> 00:26:51.708 align:center
Your parents' little vacation cabin?

00:26:52.875 --> 00:26:54.208 align:center
Is it not a cabin?

00:26:54.291 --> 00:26:56.750 align:center
It's not little.

00:26:58.333 --> 00:27:00.791 align:center
Hope I don't have
a concussion or something.

00:27:00.875 --> 00:27:01.708 align:center
God.

00:27:05.750 --> 00:27:08.166 align:center
Okay. You ready?

00:27:18.875 --> 00:27:21.166 align:center
Holy shit.

00:27:25.125 --> 00:27:26.625 align:center
This is insane.

00:27:33.875 --> 00:27:35.375 align:center
Oh God.

00:27:36.708 --> 00:27:38.708 align:center
-Yeah. Um…
-What is…

00:27:38.791 --> 00:27:41.916 align:center
It's like a tradition
with the family dogs.

00:27:46.791 --> 00:27:48.250 align:center
Oh, it's actually…

00:27:48.833 --> 00:27:50.750 align:center
We always got in trouble
for looking in their eyes

00:27:50.833 --> 00:27:55.208 align:center
because it was considered, like,
disrespectful to do after they were dead.

00:27:55.291 --> 00:27:57.791 align:center
How would anyone know
if you looked them in the eyes?

00:27:58.291 --> 00:28:00.375 align:center
Just… my dad said that they could see.

00:28:01.041 --> 00:28:04.375 align:center
I just looked 'em in the eyes,
so… what, am I in trouble?

00:28:05.291 --> 00:28:06.666 align:center
I guess we'll find out.

00:28:30.041 --> 00:28:32.333 align:center
Is that empty chair for… for me?

00:28:33.208 --> 00:28:37.375 align:center
I know you… you've always dreamed
of being painted into a family portrait

00:28:37.458 --> 00:28:39.500 align:center
guarded by two taxidermy dogs.

00:28:39.583 --> 00:28:43.583 align:center
My God, did they paint over
your brother's ex-wife with his new one?

00:28:43.666 --> 00:28:46.416 align:center
Yeah, my sister demanded it.

00:28:47.583 --> 00:28:50.583 align:center
-That's fucking weird.
-Yeah.

00:28:55.916 --> 00:28:58.166 align:center
This is the love cave.

00:28:58.250 --> 00:28:59.541 align:center
The love cave?

00:28:59.625 --> 00:29:00.583 align:center
Yeah.

00:29:13.166 --> 00:29:15.750 align:center
Woo!

00:29:20.958 --> 00:29:22.958 align:center
Mmm…

00:29:30.125 --> 00:29:31.958 align:center
Was this a family pet too?

00:29:32.791 --> 00:29:33.791 align:center
Oh, no.

00:29:34.666 --> 00:29:38.833 align:center
My great-grandmother Elizabeth
was killed by a bear.

00:29:39.791 --> 00:29:42.083 align:center
And her husband died
trying to avenge her death.

00:29:42.916 --> 00:29:44.000 align:center
Wow.

00:29:44.083 --> 00:29:45.000 align:center
Yeah.

00:29:46.666 --> 00:29:48.166 align:center
Would you do that for me?

00:29:49.083 --> 00:29:49.958 align:center
Of course.

00:29:51.083 --> 00:29:52.291 align:center
Oh, careful. Careful.

00:29:52.375 --> 00:29:54.416 align:center
-Sorry. Sorry.
-Yeah. You're good.

00:29:55.416 --> 00:29:58.916 align:center
I could, uh…
…get you some ice for your face,

00:29:59.000 --> 00:30:01.541 align:center
or I could, you know,
just call the butler.

00:30:02.250 --> 00:30:03.791 align:center
Oh, he's off at ten.

00:30:07.333 --> 00:30:08.250 align:center
Oh.

00:30:08.833 --> 00:30:11.000 align:center
-I'm just kidding. Are you sure?
-Stupid.

00:30:11.083 --> 00:30:13.625 align:center
-I can get it.
-I got it. Just tell me where it is.

00:30:13.708 --> 00:30:16.000 align:center
All right. I'll get the bags from the car.

00:30:16.083 --> 00:30:19.083 align:center
Kitchen, it's, uh, down the atrium

00:30:19.166 --> 00:30:22.000 align:center
to the right
of the curved hallway by the front door.

00:30:22.083 --> 00:30:23.833 align:center
-Here?
-Yeah, to the right.

00:30:45.833 --> 00:30:48.083 align:center
Get the fuck out of here.
We're having girl time.

00:30:48.166 --> 00:30:50.125 align:center
It's a public kitchen.
You go somewhere else.

00:30:50.208 --> 00:30:53.166 align:center
Wait, did you make this for him?
He eats this chicken all the time?

00:30:53.250 --> 00:30:55.791 align:center
No. I don't cook for Jules.
I cook for myself.

00:30:55.875 --> 00:30:57.000 align:center
He just happened to be there.

00:30:57.083 --> 00:30:59.000 align:center
You should divorce him and marry me

00:30:59.083 --> 00:31:01.541 align:center
and complete
the Cunningham sibling trifecta. Fuck!

00:31:02.625 --> 00:31:04.583 align:center
-You scared the shit out of me!
-Sorry!

00:31:04.666 --> 00:31:06.958 align:center
Sorry, I… I didn't want to interrupt.

00:31:08.750 --> 00:31:09.583 align:center
I can go.

00:31:09.666 --> 00:31:12.166 align:center
Oh my God, she exists.

00:31:12.250 --> 00:31:16.375 align:center
There's no such thing as interrupting.
Come here. We're family!

00:31:16.458 --> 00:31:19.333 align:center
Oh, it's your wedding!

00:31:19.416 --> 00:31:21.583 align:center
Are you excited?

00:31:21.666 --> 00:31:22.833 align:center
I am excited. I am.

00:31:22.916 --> 00:31:26.416 align:center
Oh, we were just talking about you,
and you appeared out of thin air.

00:31:26.500 --> 00:31:28.125 align:center
I told you I can summon things.

00:31:28.208 --> 00:31:29.833 align:center
She's not a thing, Portia.

00:31:29.916 --> 00:31:31.416 align:center
Come meet your new family.

00:31:32.333 --> 00:31:33.416 align:center
Uh…

00:31:34.250 --> 00:31:36.125 align:center
Nellie. Julie.

00:31:36.208 --> 00:31:37.666 align:center
-It's Nell.
-Hi.

00:31:38.875 --> 00:31:40.375 align:center
-It's Jules.
-Nice to meet you.

00:31:40.458 --> 00:31:43.541 align:center
I can't believe we're finally meeting you.
It's like you've been avoiding us.

00:31:43.625 --> 00:31:44.458 align:center
Oh my God, no.

00:31:44.541 --> 00:31:46.208 align:center
I was disappointed
you didn't come to London

00:31:46.291 --> 00:31:49.125 align:center
or our Iceland trip last summer,
but you're scared of planes or whatever?

00:31:49.208 --> 00:31:50.041 align:center
No--

00:31:50.125 --> 00:31:53.083 align:center
I was telling my friend Sydney about
how you and Nicky met at an airport.

00:31:53.166 --> 00:31:55.583 align:center
Oh! So romantic.

00:31:56.208 --> 00:31:57.166 align:center
Thank you.

00:31:58.041 --> 00:31:59.833 align:center
You're really cute. Isn't she cute?

00:31:59.916 --> 00:32:01.583 align:center
-She's very cute, yeah.
-Aw…

00:32:01.666 --> 00:32:02.916 align:center
Oh, let me see the ring.

00:32:03.000 --> 00:32:04.291 align:center
Oh.

00:32:04.375 --> 00:32:06.250 align:center
So pretty.

00:32:06.333 --> 00:32:08.083 align:center
-Nellie, isn't it pretty?
-It is pretty, yeah.

00:32:08.166 --> 00:32:09.291 align:center
So where is darling Nicky?

00:32:09.375 --> 00:32:13.416 align:center
Uh, he's just unloading the car.
We… we just got here. Um…

00:32:13.500 --> 00:32:18.375 align:center
I actually came in here to get some ice
for his face because he, um…

00:32:19.875 --> 00:32:22.541 align:center
He got punched in the face tonight.

00:32:22.625 --> 00:32:23.666 align:center
-Really?
-What?!

00:32:25.333 --> 00:32:27.000 align:center
It's a long story. It's…

00:32:31.666 --> 00:32:32.625 align:center
We got time.

00:32:34.375 --> 00:32:35.250 align:center
Um…

00:32:36.000 --> 00:32:39.208 align:center
We were at a rest stop
in, what, the middle of nowhere,

00:32:39.291 --> 00:32:44.708 align:center
and there was an…
like, an abandoned baby in… in a car.

00:32:44.791 --> 00:32:46.583 align:center
Nicky stayed with the baby.
I went to get help.

00:32:46.666 --> 00:32:48.375 align:center
And then when I went to this dive bar,

00:32:48.458 --> 00:32:51.541 align:center
there was this, like,
very creepy guy. And--

00:32:51.625 --> 00:32:53.208 align:center
What if it was the Sorry Man?

00:32:55.000 --> 00:32:55.875 align:center
Portia.

00:32:59.208 --> 00:33:00.041 align:center
The what?

00:33:00.750 --> 00:33:02.958 align:center
Did you know there's something evil
living in these woods?

00:33:03.041 --> 00:33:04.750 align:center
Mm-mm. No, we're not doing that.

00:33:04.833 --> 00:33:07.791 align:center
Come on!
I can tell a fucking story if I want to.

00:33:07.875 --> 00:33:10.000 align:center
-I'm done.
-Rachel wants to hear it.

00:33:10.083 --> 00:33:11.625 align:center
Don't worry.

00:33:11.708 --> 00:33:12.875 align:center
Good night, Rachel.

00:33:12.958 --> 00:33:14.041 align:center
Good night.

00:33:14.125 --> 00:33:15.416 align:center
-Watch out.
-Oh!

00:33:16.791 --> 00:33:18.583 align:center
Okay, I'm gonna go.

00:33:20.208 --> 00:33:21.666 align:center
-Rachel.
-Hmm?

00:33:21.750 --> 00:33:24.166 align:center
It's quick. It's a bedtime story.

00:33:27.625 --> 00:33:29.333 align:center
Yeah. Okay.

00:33:31.208 --> 00:33:35.375 align:center
Okay. Picture this. It's a regular
winter day, a day just like today.

00:33:35.458 --> 00:33:38.375 align:center
Jules is like 8 and decides to run away
because he's dramatic.

00:33:38.458 --> 00:33:40.250 align:center
I'm a baby, so I don't remember it anyway.

00:33:41.041 --> 00:33:44.416 align:center
It starts getting dark out,
and baby Jules is all alone in the woods.

00:33:44.916 --> 00:33:47.500 align:center
You know what's worse
than being all alone in the woods?

00:33:48.125 --> 00:33:52.333 align:center
When you realize
you're actually not all alone.

00:33:53.333 --> 00:33:56.083 align:center
So Jules hears a woman screaming like…

00:33:56.166 --> 00:33:57.000 align:center
…but worse.

00:33:57.916 --> 00:34:01.708 align:center
He tries to run away from the sound,
but no matter what direction he gets,

00:34:01.791 --> 00:34:05.250 align:center
the screams get louder and louder

00:34:05.333 --> 00:34:09.458 align:center
and louder and louder and louder…

00:34:10.416 --> 00:34:13.291 align:center
Until he comes face-to-face with it.

00:34:14.458 --> 00:34:15.625 align:center
The Sorry Man.

00:34:17.750 --> 00:34:22.166 align:center
With his long, sharp, dirty nails,
his distended belly,

00:34:22.958 --> 00:34:28.125 align:center
his mouth open
in a downturned smile, wailing.

00:34:29.250 --> 00:34:33.333 align:center
It's awful. Picture that shit
ten fucking feet in front of you,

00:34:33.416 --> 00:34:35.583 align:center
and that's what baby Jules sees.

00:34:35.666 --> 00:34:39.416 align:center
So Jules hides from the Sorry Man,
holding his breath,

00:34:39.500 --> 00:34:41.958 align:center
watching, watching,

00:34:43.000 --> 00:34:44.125 align:center
watching

00:34:44.708 --> 00:34:49.750 align:center
as the Sorry Man cuts a woman open

00:34:49.833 --> 00:34:52.375 align:center
and turns her inside out.

00:34:53.666 --> 00:34:56.708 align:center
And the whole time he does it, he cries,

00:34:56.791 --> 00:35:02.541 align:center
and he says,
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."

00:35:03.625 --> 00:35:04.625 align:center
It's awful.

00:35:05.375 --> 00:35:08.583 align:center
He's totally deranged, and he comes up
from hell stalking these woods,

00:35:08.666 --> 00:35:12.958 align:center
believing his long-lost wife
is hidden inside another woman.

00:35:13.666 --> 00:35:16.250 align:center
Like one day, he'll slice a woman open and

00:35:17.291 --> 00:35:18.458 align:center
there she'll be.

00:35:19.416 --> 00:35:25.250 align:center
And the two of them can go back to hell
in some fucked-up, romantic kind of…

00:35:27.791 --> 00:35:28.875 align:center
Oh my God.

00:35:29.833 --> 00:35:31.041 align:center
What is that?

00:35:36.041 --> 00:35:39.583 align:center
Ha! I got you! I got you both.

00:35:40.625 --> 00:35:42.458 align:center
Oh, Judie, what's up?

00:35:42.541 --> 00:35:48.083 align:center
What are you doing up, Judie?
Spying on the girls?

00:35:48.166 --> 00:35:51.000 align:center
Sorry, Aunt Portia. I couldn't sleep.

00:35:51.083 --> 00:35:52.750 align:center
Well, this is Rachel.

00:35:52.833 --> 00:35:55.750 align:center
She's gonna be your new aunt.
Isn't that exciting?

00:35:57.250 --> 00:35:58.875 align:center
Aw, it's okay.

00:35:58.958 --> 00:36:01.291 align:center
No, the Sorry Man's awoken
by the scent of blood,

00:36:01.375 --> 00:36:04.791 align:center
so you just have to avoid bleeding.
You're not on your period, right?

00:36:07.458 --> 00:36:11.625 align:center
Don't worry. The Sorry Man
doesn't want little boys. No.

00:36:12.416 --> 00:36:14.041 align:center
He prefers brides.

00:36:14.125 --> 00:36:16.708 align:center
So this is what we say to Auntie Rachel.
Good night.

00:36:16.791 --> 00:36:18.416 align:center
-Good night.
-Sweet bride.

00:36:18.500 --> 00:36:19.375 align:center
Sweet bride.

00:36:20.083 --> 00:36:22.625 align:center
Don't let the Sorry Man see your insides.

00:36:31.416 --> 00:36:33.916 align:center
Hey, sorry you had to hear that story
to get me this.

00:36:34.416 --> 00:36:39.000 align:center
It scared us so much when we were kids
that our parents put a ban on it.

00:36:39.666 --> 00:36:42.625 align:center
So you met Jules and Nellie too?
That's fun.

00:36:42.708 --> 00:36:44.916 align:center
Were they trying to kill each other
with butter knives?

00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:47.250 align:center
I mean, you don't believe in it… right?

00:36:47.333 --> 00:36:53.083 align:center
No. I definitely don't believe in
the human-skin-wearing monster from hell.

00:36:56.083 --> 00:36:59.250 align:center
But something happened to Jules
in the woods when we were kids.

00:37:00.125 --> 00:37:02.708 align:center
He just… came back different.

00:37:04.000 --> 00:37:05.833 align:center
You don't know what really happened?

00:37:06.333 --> 00:37:09.333 align:center
I mean…
…that's the story he came back with.

00:37:10.750 --> 00:37:14.416 align:center
And then my parents ditched him
at some fancy European boarding school.

00:37:14.500 --> 00:37:15.791 align:center
Pretty messed up, right?

00:37:15.875 --> 00:37:17.666 align:center
I stabbed a guy at the dive bar.

00:37:18.541 --> 00:37:19.750 align:center
What?

00:37:19.833 --> 00:37:23.708 align:center
With the car keys.
He was super fucking creepy.

00:37:23.791 --> 00:37:25.041 align:center
Wait, what? What do you mean?

00:37:25.125 --> 00:37:27.458 align:center
He kept staring at me,
and then he started walking up to me.

00:37:27.541 --> 00:37:29.375 align:center
I thought he was gonna hurt me,
but he was--

00:37:29.458 --> 00:37:32.583 align:center
I don't know how to describe it.
But also, like, he was watching me pee.

00:37:32.666 --> 00:37:33.916 align:center
What? Are you okay?

00:37:34.000 --> 00:37:36.625 align:center
Yeah, I'm fine. It was just…

00:37:39.250 --> 00:37:40.166 align:center
I don't know.

00:37:41.125 --> 00:37:44.458 align:center
I do feel sort of like I'm having déjà vu
but, like, not the good kind.

00:37:44.541 --> 00:37:48.250 align:center
Like I feel something so familiar,
and I don't know how to describe it

00:37:48.333 --> 00:37:50.166 align:center
except just dread.

00:37:50.250 --> 00:37:52.291 align:center
Like when you just know
something bad's gonna happen.

00:37:52.375 --> 00:37:54.833 align:center
You just know.
And I've been feeling that way

00:37:54.916 --> 00:37:58.583 align:center
more and more and more and more and more
since we got here.

00:37:58.666 --> 00:38:02.125 align:center
And then now that we're here,
I just, like… I don't know.

00:38:02.208 --> 00:38:05.583 align:center
-I just, like, I really feel it now.
-Hey, come here. Come here. Rachel.

00:38:06.083 --> 00:38:07.083 align:center
Baby, come here.

00:38:07.583 --> 00:38:09.375 align:center
It's okay. I'm sorry.

00:38:10.416 --> 00:38:11.458 align:center
I'm sorry. I…

00:38:12.458 --> 00:38:16.416 align:center
I get it. Hey, I've been feeling it too.
I've been feeling off.

00:38:17.208 --> 00:38:18.791 align:center
I completely understand.

00:38:25.333 --> 00:38:26.541 align:center
Nicky.

00:38:26.625 --> 00:38:27.625 align:center
Hmm?

00:38:28.958 --> 00:38:33.041 align:center
Did you tell your sister I didn't come
to Iceland because of a panic attack?

00:38:33.125 --> 00:38:35.333 align:center
No. I… I wouldn't do that.

00:38:38.208 --> 00:38:40.416 align:center
Then why does she know
I'm afraid of flying?

00:38:41.791 --> 00:38:44.041 align:center
Well, she knows the story of how we met.

00:38:48.333 --> 00:38:50.000 align:center
I'm sorry.

00:38:50.083 --> 00:38:52.083 align:center
I love you.

00:39:01.791 --> 00:39:02.791 align:center
Mmm…

00:39:03.875 --> 00:39:05.166 align:center
Sorry. Sorry.

00:39:05.750 --> 00:39:06.625 align:center
What?

00:39:14.041 --> 00:39:15.958 align:center
I have to do the thing.

00:41:12.625 --> 00:41:13.625 align:center
Nicky!

00:44:01.166 --> 00:44:02.416 align:center
Mrs. Cunningham?

00:44:29.583 --> 00:44:30.458 align:center
Hey.

00:44:32.041 --> 00:44:33.000 align:center
Hey.

00:44:36.833 --> 00:44:38.041 align:center
Mrs. Cunningham?

00:44:39.083 --> 00:44:40.375 align:center
Hey, are you okay?

00:44:51.125 --> 00:44:54.125 align:center
There she is!

00:44:57.791 --> 00:44:59.708 align:center
The next Mrs. Cunningham.

00:45:04.041 --> 00:45:05.083 align:center
Mmm.

00:45:10.208 --> 00:45:11.083 align:center
Hi.

00:45:11.625 --> 00:45:15.125 align:center
Victoria, sweetheart,
let's get you back to bed.

00:45:16.708 --> 00:45:18.166 align:center
I was… I was just getting the mail.

00:45:18.250 --> 00:45:20.500 align:center
You don't have to do that, love.
That's my job.

00:45:23.125 --> 00:45:25.083 align:center
We won't be seeing much
of each other anymore.

00:45:25.166 --> 00:45:27.958 align:center
Oh, no, no, we will.
It's… it's just the beginning.

00:46:20.125 --> 00:46:22.875 align:center
Destiny

00:46:23.458 --> 00:46:29.416 align:center
You're my destiny

00:46:30.208 --> 00:46:37.125 align:center
You are my destiny

00:46:37.666 --> 00:46:43.833 align:center
You are what you are to me

00:46:44.375 --> 00:46:50.625 align:center
You are my happiness

00:46:51.125 --> 00:46:56.208 align:center
That's what you are

00:46:57.916 --> 00:47:04.083 align:center
You are my destiny

00:47:04.791 --> 00:47:11.583 align:center
You share my reverie

00:47:11.666 --> 00:47:18.166 align:center
You're more than happiness

00:47:19.208 --> 00:47:25.958 align:center
That's what you are

00:47:26.041 --> 00:47:30.916 align:center
My destiny
you are