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Thanks for the ride and… everything.

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So, uh… what the fuck
are you gonna do now?

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I'm gonna… smile my face off
at the rehearsal dinner tonight

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and survive my wedding day tomorrow
and, you know,

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live happily ever after because

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he is my soulmate.

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Yeah. Well,
I think you might be in denial.

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You're 100% sure he's your soulmate?

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Yeah. We have fate on our side.

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I mean, pure fate,
the way that we met, and…

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lots of other things.

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We have a great relationship,
so, yeah, I'm gonna… I'm gonna be fine.

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Just… give me a percentage.

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75, 80?

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Hey, you made us all stand around telling
a creepy stick doll about our feelings.

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92.

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-Okay.
-Okay.

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-Okay.
-Okay.

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So you'd get on a plane
if the pilot was like,

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"Welcome aboard, ladies and gentlemen."

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"There is a 92% chance
we make it to our destination."

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I would trust my gut, and Nicky would too,
and I know that. For a fact.

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Just, you know, maybe get… get
that number up to 100…

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-Okay.
-…before you walk down the aisle.

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Yeah. Great. Thanks. Okay.

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-Okay.
-I'm not… I'm not gonna die.

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All right.

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-Good night.
-It's fucking morning.

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Where have you been?

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Do you believe in curses?

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Mmm.

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Mmm.

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I had a dream you were a tarantula,
and you were mad at me.

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And then

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you were you again, and then
you were really, really mad at me,

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and then

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you left me at the altar.

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I would never do that to you.

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Mmm.

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Are you gonna turn into
a giant spider, though?

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I'm gonna try really hard not to.

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You are the one person for me.

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You are the one.

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Of course. I feel the same way.

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No, I'm serious.

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Mmm.

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What your mom said about you,
about your soul…

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It's so pure and perfect.

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I'm never gonna let anything happen to it
because your soul is mine,

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and mine is yours, okay?

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We are good. We are incredible.
We're the best couple we know.

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Mmm.

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-What's up with you?
-Don't you agree?

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-No, I completely agree.
-Okay, then why are you like…

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I'm just… No, I like it. You're just…

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-You're being so…
-What?

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-Romantic.
-Honest?

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Mmm.

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We are soulmates.

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So it doesn't matter.

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What doesn't matter?

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It's impossible

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Tell the sun to leave the sky

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It's just impossible

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It's impossible

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Ask a baby not to cry

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It's just impossible

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Can I hold you

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Closer to me

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And not feel you goin' through me?

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Split the second

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That I never think of you

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Oh, how impossible

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Can the ocean

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Keep from rushing to the shore?

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It's just impossible

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If I had you

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Could I ever want for more?

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It's just impossible

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And tomorrow

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Should you ask me for the world

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Somehow I'd get it

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I would sell my very soul

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And not regret it

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For to live without your love

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It's just impossible

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Can the ocean

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Keep from rushing to the shore…

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-Oh, look at you!
-You're all so beautiful.

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Good afternoon, our beloved family.

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We would like to welcome you all here,
those who've come from near and from far…

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Yes.

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…to celebrate our son, Nicky,
and his lovely bride, Rachel.

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-Yay!
-Nicky!

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I would like to take this opportunity
to tell a story

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about the love that created you

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because neither of you would be here
if it weren't for you and me.

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Some will spend their entire lifetimes
asking themselves,

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"What makes two people soulmates?"

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I can tell you this
with absolute certainty.

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-I found my soulmate by a stroke of luck.
-Aw…

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Some may even call it fate.

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I was an intern at the time.

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In fact,
I had just completed a 30-hour shift

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when something tells me
that I shouldn't leave just yet.

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Something tells me that I need to go back
and say goodbye to my buddy, Beau,

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who was just starting his shift in the ER.

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I hear this angry voice yelling at me.

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I turn around,

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and there is the most gorgeous woman
I had ever seen staring at me.

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And what was this gorgeous woman saying?

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She was saying…

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…"Can you put it back on?"

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And what a sight.
This beautiful woman is standing there

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with a bloody dish towel
wrapped around her finger,

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saying she'd nearly sliced it off,
and she'd been waiting there all night.

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Yes, we go back into the ER,
and I'm starting to wonder,

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"Does this man even work here?"

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And, you know, I convince myself
because he's got the hospital badge,

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he's got the scrubs.

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So I think he must at least be a doctor.

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Well, yeah, but I'm not an ER doctor,

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though I had done a rotation
in emergency medicine,

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so I'm racking my brain
trying to remember what… what to do.

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I take her to an exam room.

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I start gluing her finger back together,
which is going surprisingly well.

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Oh, it was so painful,

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and I started to think, "This guy really
doesn't know what the hell he's doing."

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But you stayed.

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Well, you were cute, and I was bleeding.

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Just a short while later,

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I took that same finger,
and I put a ring on it.

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I still can't feel the tip of it, though.

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Don't tell them that!

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It's okay.

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I'd make the same trade
again and again to have you.

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Aw!

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So… here we are.

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Here all of you are!

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And tonight,
I would like you to share your wisdom

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with our newest soldiers
on the warpath to holy matrimony.

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Please join me

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in raising a glass
to the happy couple, to fate,

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and pretending you can do something,

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even if you can't,
as long as it's in the name of love.

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Cheers.

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Cheers.

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All right, please, let's enjoy the party.

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I love that story.

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My mother told us the best thing you can
do before you decide to marry someone

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is go through
something traumatic together.

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How will you find out
who the other person really is?

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It's essential.

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But what if nothing traumatic happens?

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Or did you go through something traumatic
together on purpose?

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Oh, no, we didn't need to.
Frank's mother died in front of us.

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Has anyone died in front of you?

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Uh…

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Kind of.

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What about you and Nicky together?

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Uh, no, no one's ever died
in front of us together.

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Well, you have two days.

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-Excuse me.
-Rachie! Rachie!

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-Oh.
-There you are.

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Sorry. Have you met our cousin Kiki?

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She's on a lot of Xanax. Kiki!

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There she is!

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I love your look. It's so edgy.

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Oh, thanks.

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Rachel's a psychiatrist.

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-Oh, no, I'm a--
-You are? What do I have?

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Sorry, that-- What do you have of what?

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I want a second opinion.

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You don't have to diagnose her
here in public.

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You can tell her later in private.

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This is my husband, Doug.
We're childhood sweethearts.

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-They met at Columbia.
-Hi.

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-How did you meet Nicky?
-Oh, it's such a good story.

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It's almost as good as my parents'.
It's like cosmic fate.

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Um, okay.

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Tell them the story.

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Okay.

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So, um, a couple years ago,
I was traveling all over the country

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interviewing for graduate programs.

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And my last interview was at UT Austin.

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And I had this terrible feeling all day,

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but I… I forced myself
to go to the interview,

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but the feeling is just, like,
growing and growing

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and, like, suffocating me.

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Anyway, by the time I get to the airport,
it was just completely overwhelming.

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I'm at the gate, and I'm standing in line
to board the plane.

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And it suddenly hits me.

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This… this is the bad thing.

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If I get on this plane… something--

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How did you know that?

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I can't explain it. I just knew.
And then I started really freaking out.

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So, I'm watching all these people
get on the plane, and…

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…I'm totally paralyzed.

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Eventually, I'm the only one left,

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and the gate agent is, like,
getting on the intercom,

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looking straight at me, saying,

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"Final boarding, last call,
all ticketed passengers."

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But you weren't the last one, right?

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No.

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There was one other person.

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This… guy. This… cute guy.

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And I thought, "Fuck."

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"It's so sad that
this cute guy is gonna perish

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with everyone else on this doomed flight."

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Final, final boarding.

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And I, at this point,
haven't moved in, like, 20 minutes,

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and the gate agent is all pissed off,
and the cute guy notices me,

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and he walks to where I'm standing,
and he says, "Are you okay?"

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And normally I'd be like,
"Yeah, I'm fine."

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Like, "Go away."

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But there was just something
so inherently trustworthy about him.

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I literally look at him,
and I say, "I'm gonna sound crazy,

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but… I have a feeling that
something bad is gonna happen,

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and I can't explain it any more than that,
but I'm not getting on that plane."

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And he looks at me,

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and with this perfect little smile,
he says, "Fuck it."

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"Let's drive."

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-No.
-Yes.

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-Yeah. Just like that. "Fuck it."
-Yes.

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-"Let's drive."
-Mmm.

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At a moment's notice, no questions asked,
he just trusted my feelings as real.

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Wow. It's like… like magic.

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It's not even the best part.

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-Rachel--
-Oh my God. Tell 'em the best part.

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Stop being Jules, Jules.

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Tell them the line.

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So, the door is closed,

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and we are officially
on this journey together,

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and I thank him, you know, for doing this,

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and he looks at me, and he says,

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"I think you just saved my life."

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Oh…

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-Tears.
-I know.

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When was this?

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-Hmm?
-When was this?

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Three years ago.

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-When exactly?
-Crazy. Uh, February.

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Why does that matter?

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-So, did the plane crash?
-Who gives a shit, Doug?

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Rachel. Rachel.

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-There's someone I wanna introduce you to.
-Okay.

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-Sorry.
-Bye. Lovely to meet you both.

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Just through here.

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You…

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-You okay?
-Yeah.

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Mmm.

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I… I'm not actually introducing you
to anyone.

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-Oh?
-You looked in need of saving. No?

00:15:51.541 --> 00:15:54.250 align:center
No. I was actually thriving.

00:15:55.291 --> 00:15:57.541 align:center
-Thriving? Oh, you were? Oh, okay.
-Yeah.

00:16:00.791 --> 00:16:03.458 align:center
-Do you want to talk about it?
-Talk about what?

00:16:05.791 --> 00:16:08.416 align:center
-What's your percentage now?
-I don't know what you're talking about.

00:16:10.500 --> 00:16:11.583 align:center
Have you told him?

00:16:17.791 --> 00:16:20.875 align:center
No, he doesn't need to know if it's
not gonna be a problem, and it's not.

00:16:21.583 --> 00:16:24.166 align:center
Because a soulmate is fated.

00:16:25.166 --> 00:16:29.500 align:center
Right? Our souls are connected, and then
they split apart, and the way that we met…

00:16:30.000 --> 00:16:33.291 align:center
I mean, the odds. The fucking odds.

00:16:33.375 --> 00:16:36.916 align:center
Of all people I've met
and all the circumstances,

00:16:37.000 --> 00:16:39.708 align:center
I mean,
if there is such thing as a soulmate,

00:16:39.791 --> 00:16:43.333 align:center
then, yes, Nicky is my soulmate.

00:16:44.041 --> 00:16:44.875 align:center
Okay.

00:16:46.125 --> 00:16:48.041 align:center
And also because I love him.

00:16:49.083 --> 00:16:49.916 align:center
Okay.

00:16:53.500 --> 00:16:55.125 align:center
Okay. You don't have to believe me.

00:16:56.041 --> 00:16:56.916 align:center
Mm-hmm.

00:16:59.916 --> 00:17:01.666 align:center
-Do you believe you?
-Yes, I do. Yes.

00:17:01.750 --> 00:17:04.666 align:center
-You do? Okay.
-I do.

00:17:05.250 --> 00:17:08.625 align:center
I mean, I'd take, like,
one fucking sign from the universe

00:17:08.708 --> 00:17:11.333 align:center
that confirms Nicky is my soulmate
so I don't die at the altar,

00:17:11.416 --> 00:17:12.583 align:center
but yes, I do.

00:17:18.791 --> 00:17:19.833 align:center
Mmm…

00:17:20.625 --> 00:17:22.291 align:center
It's not coming.

00:17:23.166 --> 00:17:24.333 align:center
That's funny.

00:17:24.916 --> 00:17:26.458 align:center
-How about a drink?
-Oh, yes.

00:17:27.583 --> 00:17:31.500 align:center
By the time I was at the airport,
I was just suffocated with this feeling.

00:17:31.583 --> 00:17:33.666 align:center
I couldn't bring myself
to get on the plane.

00:17:33.750 --> 00:17:35.541 align:center
I just knew that something very bad--

00:17:35.625 --> 00:17:39.375 align:center
The gate agent is like, "Final boarding,
last call, all ticketed passengers,"

00:17:39.458 --> 00:17:42.250 align:center
and I'm totally paralyzed.

00:17:42.333 --> 00:17:45.416 align:center
Like, I haven't moved in 20, 25 minutes.

00:17:45.958 --> 00:17:48.875 align:center
And this cute guy,
it's too bad that he's gonna perish

00:17:48.958 --> 00:17:50.750 align:center
with everyone else on this doomed flight.

00:17:50.833 --> 00:17:52.791 align:center
Wow.

00:17:52.875 --> 00:17:56.458 align:center
And so I look at the gate agent,
and she's looking at me,

00:17:56.541 --> 00:17:59.833 align:center
and she's all pissed off,
and I notice the guy, the cute guy, and…

00:17:59.916 --> 00:18:01.708 align:center
"Fuck it. Let's drive."

00:18:05.291 --> 00:18:08.375 align:center
Sorry, I already said this to you.
I'm, like, repeating myself.

00:18:08.458 --> 00:18:11.375 align:center
"I think you just saved my life."
"I think you just saved my life."

00:18:11.458 --> 00:18:13.166 align:center
"I think you just saved my life."

00:18:13.708 --> 00:18:15.541 align:center
"I think you just saved my life."

00:18:16.208 --> 00:18:17.833 align:center
Wow, that's so amazing.

00:18:18.666 --> 00:18:20.583 align:center
So is this the fate thing?

00:18:21.875 --> 00:18:23.625 align:center
This story, your fated meeting,

00:18:23.708 --> 00:18:26.291 align:center
the reason you think
Nicky is your soulmate?

00:18:27.416 --> 00:18:30.375 align:center
Yes, a city that neither of us live in.

00:18:30.458 --> 00:18:32.250 align:center
We happen to be on the same flight,

00:18:32.333 --> 00:18:37.666 align:center
and he understands my inexplicable dread
enough to drive me across the country.

00:18:37.750 --> 00:18:40.750 align:center
Honestly, it's so romantic.
Like, truly, right out of a movie.

00:18:40.833 --> 00:18:44.458 align:center
But also kind of creepy.
I mean, he was a stranger, right?

00:18:44.541 --> 00:18:46.541 align:center
Babe. It's not creepy at all.

00:18:46.625 --> 00:18:48.541 align:center
It would've been
if you weren't getting married.

00:18:48.625 --> 00:18:52.375 align:center
-But they are, so it's just romantic.
-Why was Nicky in Austin anyway?

00:18:52.458 --> 00:18:55.458 align:center
Uh, I think that he was visiting
a friend from college.

00:18:55.541 --> 00:18:57.375 align:center
-Which friend?
-Who cares?

00:18:59.916 --> 00:19:01.250 align:center
Something doesn't add up.

00:19:03.375 --> 00:19:05.500 align:center
What doesn't add up?

00:19:05.583 --> 00:19:08.166 align:center
Can you stop picking holes in the story?
It's a good story.

00:19:10.583 --> 00:19:12.041 align:center
-Where did you guys meet?
-Hi.

00:19:12.125 --> 00:19:13.583 align:center
-Hi.
-Hi. Oh.

00:19:13.666 --> 00:19:14.541 align:center
-Hi. Hi.
-Speaking of.

00:19:14.625 --> 00:19:18.000 align:center
Um, so my Aunt Valerie
is begging to meet you.

00:19:18.083 --> 00:19:21.208 align:center
She said she has some
very important marital advice for us, so…

00:19:21.291 --> 00:19:23.000 align:center
-Marital advice? Okay.
-Yeah.

00:19:23.583 --> 00:19:25.208 align:center
-Oh, nice to meet you.
-Gotta steal her.

00:19:25.291 --> 00:19:26.708 align:center
Bye. Good to meet you.

00:19:29.333 --> 00:19:31.333 align:center
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Do you see this?

00:19:31.416 --> 00:19:32.625 align:center
Behind me, see this caterer?

00:19:32.708 --> 00:19:34.958 align:center
That's the guy who hit me
at the rest stop.

00:19:35.041 --> 00:19:37.416 align:center
-The one who left his baby in the car.
-Wait…

00:19:37.500 --> 00:19:38.541 align:center
-What?
-Yeah, I know.

00:19:38.625 --> 00:19:40.583 align:center
Turns out
we went to elementary school together.

00:19:40.666 --> 00:19:43.500 align:center
He's actually, uh…
No, he's… No, he's a… he's a nice guy.

00:19:43.583 --> 00:19:44.708 align:center
All right, come on.

00:19:45.458 --> 00:19:46.333 align:center
Are you serious?

00:19:47.958 --> 00:19:50.416 align:center
And it works every time.

00:19:50.500 --> 00:19:54.041 align:center
So you, uh… you get into an argument,
and you're both frustrated,

00:19:54.125 --> 00:19:55.791 align:center
and you come to a standstill.

00:19:55.875 --> 00:19:59.916 align:center
It works like a charm
because it tells the truth.

00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:03.125 align:center
You've got nowhere to hide.
It's so simple.

00:20:03.208 --> 00:20:04.083 align:center
Here it is.

00:20:04.833 --> 00:20:08.833 align:center
Five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact.

00:20:08.916 --> 00:20:12.375 align:center
Oh… Oh, okay, yeah, that… that sounds…

00:20:12.458 --> 00:20:13.458 align:center
Effective.

00:20:13.541 --> 00:20:16.083 align:center
-That's what I was gonna say.
-Go ahead. You'll see.

00:20:16.166 --> 00:20:19.083 align:center
-In the middle of the party?
-Sure. Sure, sure, sure. Five minutes.

00:20:19.166 --> 00:20:21.958 align:center
Eye contact only.
No talking. Don't look away.

00:20:22.041 --> 00:20:24.208 align:center
-Great.
-I'll time you, okay? You ready?

00:20:24.291 --> 00:20:27.875 align:center
-Okay.
-Three, two, one, go.

00:21:20.083 --> 00:21:23.125 align:center
Who's the friend
you were visiting in Austin when we met?

00:21:23.208 --> 00:21:25.791 align:center
-My… my college roommate, Chris.
-Oh.

00:21:26.291 --> 00:21:28.916 align:center
You met Chris.
He's the one who's allergic to everything.

00:21:29.500 --> 00:21:31.291 align:center
You're ruining it by talking.

00:21:31.375 --> 00:21:33.333 align:center
-No talking. Eye contact only.
-Oh, okay.

00:21:33.416 --> 00:21:34.916 align:center
-Don't look at me.
-Oh, okay.

00:21:35.000 --> 00:21:36.416 align:center
Okay, start over.

00:21:37.416 --> 00:21:40.625 align:center
Starting. Three, two, one.

00:21:40.708 --> 00:21:42.541 align:center
Go.

00:22:33.875 --> 00:22:35.083 align:center
What? What happened?

00:22:36.083 --> 00:22:37.541 align:center
Let's dance. Yes.

00:22:37.625 --> 00:22:38.666 align:center
-You wanna dance?
-Yeah.

00:22:38.750 --> 00:22:41.708 align:center
-But you only did two minutes.
-I don't know how to dance to this.

00:22:41.791 --> 00:22:44.125 align:center
Well, shouldn't we learn
how to dance properly?

00:22:44.208 --> 00:22:47.208 align:center
-We never dance properly.
-Just do what they're doing.

00:22:49.458 --> 00:22:51.375 align:center
I don't care what anybody tells you.

00:22:51.458 --> 00:22:52.958 align:center
It's all about the sex.

00:22:53.625 --> 00:22:55.333 align:center
Gotta keep that spark alive.

00:22:56.083 --> 00:22:59.708 align:center
Do whatever it takes.
And I mean, whatever it takes.

00:23:00.708 --> 00:23:02.125 align:center
Add some bodies.

00:23:02.958 --> 00:23:04.833 align:center
Subtract the bodies, you know.

00:23:07.333 --> 00:23:09.166 align:center
These are divisive times we live in.

00:23:09.791 --> 00:23:13.083 align:center
It's just so nice to remember
what it's actually all about.

00:23:13.166 --> 00:23:15.125 align:center
-Love.
-Please don't interrupt.

00:23:15.208 --> 00:23:17.208 align:center
-I'm sorry.
-What was the question?

00:23:17.291 --> 00:23:19.666 align:center
You were just telling us
the secret to a happy marriage.

00:23:27.208 --> 00:23:29.791 align:center
…how freedom could be
construed as anything but romance.

00:23:29.875 --> 00:23:32.208 align:center
I can see how someone
could think of it as a smart…

00:23:32.291 --> 00:23:34.583 align:center
I know you're supposed to live
happily ever after.

00:23:34.666 --> 00:23:36.666 align:center
No one likes to think about the big bad D.

00:23:36.750 --> 00:23:39.791 align:center
But there's romance,
and then there's ignorance.

00:23:39.875 --> 00:23:41.291 align:center
It's not so binary, honey.

00:23:41.375 --> 00:23:43.541 align:center
The hell it isn't. Everything is.

00:23:46.291 --> 00:23:51.458 align:center
You are my destiny

00:23:51.541 --> 00:23:57.708 align:center
You are what you are to me

00:23:58.250 --> 00:24:02.208 align:center
You are my happi--

00:24:02.291 --> 00:24:04.833 align:center
Making your grandfather proud
from the great beyond?

00:24:04.916 --> 00:24:06.083 align:center
Oh God… Um…

00:24:06.166 --> 00:24:07.208 align:center
He is.

00:24:07.291 --> 00:24:09.416 align:center
Yeah, you know, I… I hope so.

00:24:09.500 --> 00:24:12.541 align:center
When are you gonna tell us
this famous story we keep hearing about?

00:24:12.625 --> 00:24:15.333 align:center
-The story of how you and Nicky met?
-Oh, yeah.

00:24:15.416 --> 00:24:19.833 align:center
Well, a couple years ago,
I was flying all around the country and--

00:24:35.708 --> 00:24:36.833 align:center
What are you doing?

00:24:37.791 --> 00:24:39.208 align:center
I'm Instagram stalking.

00:24:39.291 --> 00:24:40.125 align:center
Who?

00:24:40.666 --> 00:24:44.250 align:center
I'm trying to find girl Nicky.
Um, I'm pretty sure she was from Austin.

00:24:44.333 --> 00:24:45.166 align:center
Who?

00:24:46.541 --> 00:24:47.750 align:center
Girl Nicky, you know?

00:24:47.833 --> 00:24:54.541 align:center
The girl Nicky dated after that girl Molly
and then before Rachel.

00:24:54.625 --> 00:24:55.458 align:center
Why?

00:24:57.666 --> 00:25:01.000 align:center
Something isn't adding up.
What was her last name? Do you remember?

00:25:02.958 --> 00:25:04.541 align:center
-Do you remember?
-Come with me.

00:25:07.125 --> 00:25:08.791 align:center
-No.
-Yeah?

00:25:08.875 --> 00:25:10.208 align:center
-No.
-Yeah?

00:25:10.291 --> 00:25:11.750 align:center
No. Hey.

00:25:15.083 --> 00:25:17.458 align:center
Why are you so obsessed with this story?

00:25:18.000 --> 00:25:19.916 align:center
Because Rachel's fucking cursed.

00:25:20.625 --> 00:25:22.166 align:center
What's that got to do with it?

00:25:24.166 --> 00:25:26.750 align:center
She clearly thinks
this stupid romantic story proves

00:25:26.833 --> 00:25:30.250 align:center
that they're meant to be together
and that it's gonna save her life.

00:25:30.750 --> 00:25:34.583 align:center
But I think there's more to it,
and I need to prove it. I need to…

00:25:34.666 --> 00:25:35.791 align:center
Why?

00:25:35.875 --> 00:25:37.833 align:center
-So she doesn't die.
-Sorry. Behind you.

00:25:41.125 --> 00:25:44.000 align:center
So she doesn't die like her mother did.

00:25:44.750 --> 00:25:46.458 align:center
But why is that your problem?

00:25:46.958 --> 00:25:49.833 align:center
Because her dying mother told me
to prevent the same thing

00:25:49.916 --> 00:25:52.500 align:center
from happening to her, so I have to try.

00:25:55.041 --> 00:25:56.583 align:center
This can't be your burden.

00:25:57.375 --> 00:25:58.541 align:center
But I was there.

00:25:59.250 --> 00:26:01.708 align:center
-But you shouldn't have been.
-But I was.

00:26:03.083 --> 00:26:06.750 align:center
Maybe I was there for a reason, you know?

00:26:06.833 --> 00:26:09.666 align:center
It all… it all makes sense now.

00:26:10.291 --> 00:26:14.875 align:center
It's not a fake monster story.
It's real fucking horror.

00:26:15.875 --> 00:26:17.291 align:center
What I saw back then

00:26:18.625 --> 00:26:19.541 align:center
fucked me up.

00:26:20.625 --> 00:26:22.708 align:center
You wanted me to do something about it.

00:26:23.750 --> 00:26:25.666 align:center
Now I can do something about it.

00:26:26.291 --> 00:26:27.416 align:center
And it's this.

00:26:30.541 --> 00:26:32.750 align:center
It's fine that you don't believe in it.

00:26:33.541 --> 00:26:35.541 align:center
But I saw it with my own eyes.

00:26:45.916 --> 00:26:48.416 align:center
Girl Nicky's last name is Stewart,
I think.

00:26:49.708 --> 00:26:54.208 align:center
Just try not to, like… ruin the party
with your takedown of romance.

00:27:03.375 --> 00:27:04.583 align:center
I'm the only one left.

00:27:04.666 --> 00:27:07.750 align:center
The gate agent is getting on the intercom,
looking straight at me, saying,

00:27:07.833 --> 00:27:10.541 align:center
"Final boarding, last call,
all ticketed passengers," and--

00:27:10.625 --> 00:27:12.833 align:center
You forgot the cute guy.

00:27:12.916 --> 00:27:14.125 align:center
-Oh, right.
-Thank you.

00:27:14.208 --> 00:27:17.625 align:center
Yes, sorry, just me and this cute guy.

00:27:17.708 --> 00:27:21.458 align:center
And, um, the gate agent
is just saying my name

00:27:21.541 --> 00:27:23.708 align:center
over and over and over and over again.

00:27:23.791 --> 00:27:25.250 align:center
And then the cute guy comes over--

00:27:25.333 --> 00:27:27.666 align:center
Why weren't they calling his name too?

00:27:27.750 --> 00:27:29.000 align:center
-Hmm?
-You…

00:27:29.541 --> 00:27:32.416 align:center
You keep saying
you were the last two passengers,

00:27:32.500 --> 00:27:34.875 align:center
but they were only calling your name.

00:27:35.375 --> 00:27:37.916 align:center
Ignore him. Keep going.
So he comes over, and he says…

00:27:38.000 --> 00:27:39.375 align:center
I, uh…

00:27:39.458 --> 00:27:41.041 align:center
You've never wondered?

00:27:41.875 --> 00:27:44.875 align:center
Uh, no, Jules.
I've never even thought about it.

00:27:45.458 --> 00:27:48.000 align:center
Well, he's right here. We can ask him now.

00:27:48.875 --> 00:27:49.750 align:center
What…

00:27:50.416 --> 00:27:52.791 align:center
-What are you doing right now?
-Jules, can this wait?

00:27:52.875 --> 00:27:54.416 align:center
I'm just trying to understand the story.

00:27:54.500 --> 00:27:56.916 align:center
I don't get why
they weren't also calling your name.

00:27:57.000 --> 00:27:58.666 align:center
It's weird. I don't know why.

00:27:58.750 --> 00:28:00.125 align:center
But it doesn't make sense.

00:28:00.208 --> 00:28:01.666 align:center
-Let's get a drink.
-Wait, wait.

00:28:01.750 --> 00:28:03.625 align:center
Hey, I have a drink. Wait.

00:28:05.000 --> 00:28:06.250 align:center
What? I want to know.

00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:11.333 align:center
Nicky.

00:28:15.708 --> 00:28:18.666 align:center
Okay. It was February 15th, right?
The day you met?

00:28:18.750 --> 00:28:20.041 align:center
-Uh, yes.
-Dude.

00:28:20.125 --> 00:28:22.500 align:center
-Stop. Let him finish.
-Oh my God.

00:28:23.041 --> 00:28:26.458 align:center
See, I was confused
because I thought you two met in March,

00:28:26.541 --> 00:28:29.833 align:center
but then she said February,
and that confused me more

00:28:29.916 --> 00:28:33.708 align:center
because I thought you were dating
girl Nicky in February 2023.

00:28:33.791 --> 00:28:36.416 align:center
So I checked her Instagram,

00:28:36.500 --> 00:28:39.166 align:center
and yeah, she posted you
on Valentine's Day that year.

00:28:39.250 --> 00:28:41.791 align:center
And also,
you must have been dating girl Nicky

00:28:41.875 --> 00:28:44.666 align:center
because you were gonna bring her
to our wedding.

00:28:45.291 --> 00:28:47.083 align:center
Which was on February 15th.

00:28:47.708 --> 00:28:51.708 align:center
The wedding you skipped, which was not in…
Where were you flying to?

00:28:52.791 --> 00:28:54.041 align:center
Uh, Chicago.

00:28:54.125 --> 00:28:57.166 align:center
It was not in Chicago.
It was in California.

00:28:58.916 --> 00:29:01.750 align:center
So I'm doing the math,
and I guess what really happened

00:29:01.833 --> 00:29:04.625 align:center
is that you were in Austin
with girl Nicky.

00:29:05.333 --> 00:29:08.125 align:center
And she dumped you either
on Valentine's Day or the day after.

00:29:08.208 --> 00:29:10.583 align:center
-That's enough.
-She dumped you right before.

00:29:10.666 --> 00:29:12.666 align:center
You were both supposed to fly
to our wedding,

00:29:12.750 --> 00:29:14.750 align:center
and you didn't get on the plane.

00:29:16.000 --> 00:29:19.166 align:center
Maybe because you were too ashamed
to go to our wedding alone.

00:29:20.166 --> 00:29:21.333 align:center
I don't know.

00:29:21.416 --> 00:29:24.208 align:center
But you must have sat
in that airport all day,

00:29:24.791 --> 00:29:28.500 align:center
moping around,
looking for someone to save you

00:29:28.583 --> 00:29:32.041 align:center
because you're too codependent
to be single for more than two minutes.

00:29:32.125 --> 00:29:34.708 align:center
And then you found her, an escape hatch.

00:29:36.208 --> 00:29:38.250 align:center
All this time,
I thought you missed my wedding

00:29:38.333 --> 00:29:42.791 align:center
because you had the stomach flu
and that you met her, like, a month later.

00:29:42.875 --> 00:29:46.416 align:center
But actually, you lied to both of us.

00:29:47.708 --> 00:29:50.041 align:center
So that's why
they weren't calling his name.

00:29:51.750 --> 00:29:53.375 align:center
Because he wasn't on the flight.

00:30:03.250 --> 00:30:04.708 align:center
Your soulmate's a liar.

00:30:06.916 --> 00:30:08.208 align:center
How sure are you now?

00:30:09.375 --> 00:30:10.500 align:center
15%?

00:30:12.916 --> 00:30:16.083 align:center
Want to talk about fate?
How about the way you and I met?

00:30:16.166 --> 00:30:18.375 align:center
-Okay, you can shut up now, Jules.
-At your birth.

00:30:18.458 --> 00:30:19.291 align:center
Shut up.

00:30:19.375 --> 00:30:22.833 align:center
Nicky. Why don't you take Rachel
to meet Uncle Lee?

00:30:22.916 --> 00:30:26.125 align:center
I'm just saying. That's fate, not this.

00:30:26.208 --> 00:30:28.333 align:center
-Thank you, Jules.
-I think I just saved your life.

00:30:29.791 --> 00:30:30.916 align:center
Nicky!

00:30:31.000 --> 00:30:33.500 align:center
-Shut the fuck up, Jules!
-Daddy, do something!

00:30:54.208 --> 00:30:55.208 align:center
I'm so sorry.

00:30:55.291 --> 00:30:56.375 align:center
What the fuck was that?

00:30:56.458 --> 00:30:58.750 align:center
I am so sorry. I lied to you.

00:30:59.333 --> 00:31:02.833 align:center
-I shouldn't--
-You lied to me about so many things.

00:31:02.916 --> 00:31:05.416 align:center
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that.
I should've been up-front.

00:31:05.500 --> 00:31:07.166 align:center
You lied to me today, Nicky.

00:31:07.750 --> 00:31:09.375 align:center
I asked you why you were in Austin.

00:31:09.458 --> 00:31:11.875 align:center
You said you were visiting
your fucking college roommate.

00:31:11.958 --> 00:31:15.000 align:center
I know,
but I did see him on that trip too.

00:31:16.500 --> 00:31:20.833 align:center
Rachel, does it really matter that
I wasn't supposed to be on that flight?

00:31:20.916 --> 00:31:23.833 align:center
We still had the best adventure.
We wouldn't have met.

00:31:23.916 --> 00:31:26.750 align:center
Otherwise, we wouldn't be here right now.
We'd be strangers.

00:31:26.833 --> 00:31:29.583 align:center
So who… who cares
if I was on the flight or not?

00:31:29.666 --> 00:31:32.541 align:center
It does matter, Nicky! It does matter!

00:31:32.625 --> 00:31:36.541 align:center
Because I finally thought that I met
someone who felt the same things as me.

00:31:36.625 --> 00:31:37.791 align:center
But no!

00:31:37.875 --> 00:31:40.625 align:center
It turns out
that you were just sad and single,

00:31:40.708 --> 00:31:44.375 align:center
and you saw a scared girl at the airport
and said, "Oh, fun! An adventure!"

00:31:44.458 --> 00:31:46.458 align:center
Well, I am not a fucking adventure
for you to go on.

00:31:46.541 --> 00:31:48.541 align:center
Come on, Rachel. We're getting married.

00:31:48.625 --> 00:31:52.541 align:center
It doesn't matter anymore,
the exact scenario under which we met.

00:31:53.416 --> 00:31:55.708 align:center
Nicky, did you invite my dad
to the wedding?

00:32:02.375 --> 00:32:03.625 align:center
Do not lie to me.

00:32:09.916 --> 00:32:11.750 align:center
-But it doesn't matter. He didn't respond.
-Why?

00:32:11.833 --> 00:32:13.083 align:center
-Why?
-He isn't coming.

00:32:13.166 --> 00:32:15.625 align:center
-Why would you do that, Nicky?
-Fuck. I'm sorry.

00:32:15.708 --> 00:32:19.666 align:center
I regretted it immediately,
but you didn't have anyone coming!

00:32:19.750 --> 00:32:22.791 align:center
And my parents kept asking me
and asking me and…

00:32:23.750 --> 00:32:28.083 align:center
I was afraid that you'd look back someday
and wish he'd been here.

00:32:28.166 --> 00:32:32.500 align:center
My fucking psychotic father,
who I haven't spoken to in 11 years?

00:32:32.583 --> 00:32:36.500 align:center
I made a huge mistake, okay?
I knew it was wrong. I'm sorry.

00:32:37.583 --> 00:32:39.916 align:center
Rachel, I just… I just wanna be with you.

00:32:40.416 --> 00:32:43.500 align:center
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry
I'm fucking up so much. I'm sorry.

00:32:43.583 --> 00:32:49.000 align:center
Is it true that you got out
of a relationship the day we met?

00:32:56.291 --> 00:32:57.625 align:center
So what? I'm, like, a…

00:32:58.125 --> 00:32:59.083 align:center
a rebound.

00:32:59.583 --> 00:33:01.500 align:center
-You're not a rebound.
-I'm, like, a rebound!

00:33:01.583 --> 00:33:03.666 align:center
Rachel, we're getting married.

00:33:04.583 --> 00:33:06.166 align:center
You're not a rebound.

00:33:13.541 --> 00:33:15.166 align:center
We are still getting married.

00:33:15.750 --> 00:33:16.666 align:center
Right?

00:33:19.541 --> 00:33:20.541 align:center
Mmm.

00:33:23.250 --> 00:33:28.083 align:center
You'd seriously consider throwing away
everything that happened after that day?

00:33:28.166 --> 00:33:30.458 align:center
All of the… all of the love and trust
that we have now

00:33:30.541 --> 00:33:33.375 align:center
because I… I didn't think
the plane was going down when I met you?

00:33:33.458 --> 00:33:35.458 align:center
Maybe I shouldn't have saved your life
that day.

00:33:35.541 --> 00:33:38.416 align:center
Oh yeah, well, you didn't.
The plane didn't fucking crash.

00:33:42.333 --> 00:33:44.666 align:center
Hi!

00:33:44.750 --> 00:33:48.708 align:center
So sorry to interrupt,
but dinner is served by candlelight.

00:33:48.791 --> 00:33:49.916 align:center
Very romantic.

00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:53.166 align:center
Maybe it'll help change
your all's attitude. Huh?

00:33:53.250 --> 00:33:56.250 align:center
Put on a happy face.
Rachel, you're wearing a T-shirt.

00:33:56.333 --> 00:33:58.250 align:center
-You can't wear that.
-I don't give a fuck!

00:33:58.333 --> 00:34:01.041 align:center
Oh my gosh! She is so mean!

00:34:01.125 --> 00:34:02.250 align:center
She looks poor.

00:34:02.333 --> 00:34:04.708 align:center
-Portia, you can't say that.
-Wait. Why not?

00:34:33.666 --> 00:34:34.500 align:center
Thank you.

00:34:48.583 --> 00:34:49.416 align:center
Hi!

00:34:49.916 --> 00:34:50.750 align:center
Hi!

00:34:51.500 --> 00:34:57.833 align:center
I… I just wanted to, uh, apologize
on behalf of myself and my fiancé

00:34:57.916 --> 00:34:59.916 align:center
for what happened earlier.

00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:02.541 align:center
We really do appreciate
you all being here,

00:35:02.625 --> 00:35:06.291 align:center
and we did not intend to put on a show,
but, hey, free show.

00:35:10.000 --> 00:35:13.375 align:center
Um, I wanted to tell another story
quickly, a different story… Um…

00:35:14.125 --> 00:35:17.291 align:center
So, I'm going to die on Sunday.

00:35:21.708 --> 00:35:24.250 align:center
It's not a joke. Really.

00:35:24.333 --> 00:35:29.125 align:center
There is a horrible, fucked-up curse that
has plagued my bloodline for centuries,

00:35:29.208 --> 00:35:33.500 align:center
and if I don't marry my soulmate
by sundown on Sunday, I will die.

00:35:34.875 --> 00:35:37.541 align:center
And if I don't get married,
the curse will spread to his bloodline,

00:35:37.625 --> 00:35:40.291 align:center
which is, like, all of you.

00:35:43.166 --> 00:35:44.708 align:center
Sorry, Jules.

00:35:46.083 --> 00:35:48.291 align:center
I don't think I told you that part.

00:35:49.875 --> 00:35:54.083 align:center
I mean, put yourself in my position.
Would you have married that person?

00:35:54.166 --> 00:35:57.000 align:center
-What is she doing?
-She's drunk. Want me to stop her?

00:35:57.083 --> 00:36:00.875 align:center
But don't worry,
because I… I wouldn't do that to you.

00:36:00.958 --> 00:36:03.958 align:center
-That's enough. That's enough. Rachel.
-It happened to my mother.

00:36:04.458 --> 00:36:08.500 align:center
She got married
and died right over there, actually,

00:36:08.583 --> 00:36:11.666 align:center
on the other side of these woods.
I just found out I was born in this place,

00:36:11.750 --> 00:36:13.958 align:center
which is actually kind of crazy
because now it appears

00:36:14.041 --> 00:36:16.666 align:center
I'm going to die here as well, so…

00:36:17.416 --> 00:36:21.000 align:center
Yes, you are right. It is actually
kind of like cosmic fate, Portia.

00:36:21.083 --> 00:36:25.791 align:center
So to echo your sentiment,
Dr. Cunningham, here is one.

00:36:26.750 --> 00:36:28.000 align:center
To fate.

00:36:39.458 --> 00:36:41.125 align:center
That was the plane crashing.

00:36:47.500 --> 00:36:48.916 align:center
Please keep eating.

00:37:09.833 --> 00:37:12.833 align:center
My death, it haunts him

00:37:12.916 --> 00:37:19.750 align:center
Like a ship without a sail

00:37:22.291 --> 00:37:25.458 align:center
I know I'll be gone soon

00:37:25.541 --> 00:37:32.291 align:center
But just for him, I will prevail

00:37:33.833 --> 00:37:39.750 align:center
-He doesn't like it when I cry
-Cry, cry, cry

00:37:39.833 --> 00:37:45.750 align:center
-He doesn't like it when I cry
-Cry, cry, cry

00:37:45.833 --> 00:37:51.666 align:center
-He doesn't like it when I cry
-Cry, cry, cry

00:37:51.750 --> 00:37:56.833 align:center
And now he's gone
So I'm crying all the time

00:38:00.500 --> 00:38:03.166 align:center
Crying all the time

00:38:06.333 --> 00:38:09.166 align:center
Crying all the time

00:38:09.250 --> 00:38:12.083 align:center
My death, it taunts me

00:38:12.166 --> 00:38:19.166 align:center
Like a ship without a sail

00:38:21.958 --> 00:38:24.958 align:center
I know I'll be gone soon

00:38:25.041 --> 00:38:31.666 align:center
But just for him, I will prevail

00:38:33.291 --> 00:38:38.333 align:center
-He doesn't like it when I cry
-Cry, cry, cry

00:38:38.416 --> 00:38:44.166 align:center
And now he's gone
So I'm crying all the time

00:38:47.375 --> 00:38:50.000 align:center
Crying all the time

00:38:53.583 --> 00:38:56.750 align:center
Crying all the time

00:39:01.750 --> 00:39:07.500 align:center
-He doesn't like it when I cry
-Cry, cry, cry

00:39:07.583 --> 00:39:13.333 align:center
-He doesn't like it when I cry
-Cry, cry, cry

00:39:13.416 --> 00:39:19.166 align:center
-He doesn't like it when I cry
-Cry, cry, cry

00:39:19.250 --> 00:39:25.000 align:center
And now he's gone
So I'm crying all the time