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Please be seated.

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We have gathered here

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to witness the joining
of these two beloved souls.

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It has been said that
love is patient, love is kind,

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but I have found it to be
much more life-threatening than that.

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When we first fall in love,
we become soft.

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And in our softness, we are stabbed
all the way through the chest.

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That's love.

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It's a metal rod through the heart,
piercing you.

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Every day, you hope that
that rod isn't ripped out.

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But like any risk,

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it's the thrill
that makes it all worthwhile.

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To love fully,
one must offer themselves up.

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The most important decision is
who you trust to hold

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the other end of that metal rod.

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And now the couple has decided
to write their own vows.

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Rachel, we'll start with you first.

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Nicky.

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Falling for you was so easy
and happened so fast.

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Our first date was in a rental car

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and lasted four days.

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-Hm.
-Four days.

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And… I remember thinking…

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"I never wanna get out of this car."

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Aw.

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And four days is now… …forever.

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I spent my life trying to arm myself

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against bad luck, always…

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in pursuit of certainty. But,

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yeah, as we know, this week has
put us through the fucking wringer.

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Sorry. Put us through the wringer.

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And through it all, I realized that

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you can't rely on certainty because there…

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there is no certainty in marriage,
in love, in anything.

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The only certainty in life is death.

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The only certainty in life is death.

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So fuck certainty.

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I have nothing to worry about.

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Because you… you are my good luck charm.

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You have always, always, always
been my good luck charm.

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It's true.

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So…

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I vow, Nicky, to see you truly
as you have done for me.

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And I promise to…

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believe in you and believe in us.

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Because that is…
that's really what this… this is.

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It's… it's a leap of faith
that we don't know what's gonna happen,

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but we believe it's gonna work out.

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And I…

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I believe you are my soulmate.

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So wherever we… we're going…
wherever we're going…

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I never wanna get out of this rental car.

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Okay, I'm done.

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-Okay, Nicky, your turn.
-Yeah. Okay.

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I wrote mine down. Um…

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Rachel.

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Um… I wish I went first.
That's tough. That is tough to follow.

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Okay, Rachel, as you could see
from the second you got here,

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I grew up in a household
where marriage was highly regarded.

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So of course, when you told me
two weeks into our relationship

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that you'd never get married, I thought,

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"She's the one."

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Um, but really, I never had to interrogate
if you were the one

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because I always just knew.

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And after spending one hour with you,

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I thought to myself,
"I hope… I hope every hour is like this."

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"And if I don't spend
the rest of my life with her,

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it's because I fucked up really badly."

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I made a vow to myself
not to fuck it up really badly

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so that I could stand at an altar one day
making vows to you.

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So here we are.

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I promise to always give you my love,

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my time, my understanding.

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I promise to be a nonjudgmental partner
in whatever adventures you seek.

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I promise to stand beside you always,

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even in times of disagreement.

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There is nothing in the world
that matters more to me than you.

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And I won't let anything get between us.

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I love you.

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That was beautiful.

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That was beautiful, both of you.

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Okay, now for the big moment, yeah.
The… the rings, please.

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There you go. This is for you.

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This is for you.

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Oh, I'm shaking.

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Okay.

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Rachel Alexandra Harkin,

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do you take Nicholas Summer Cunningham
to be your lawfully wedded husband,

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to have and to hold in sickness
and in health till death do you part?

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I do.

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Nicholas Summer Cunningham,

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do you take Rachel Alexandra Harkin
to be your lawfully wedded wife,

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to have and to hold in sickness
and in health until death do you part?

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A simple "I do" is all I need, son.

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I, uh…

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You good?

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I, um…

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I wrote these vows… a week ago,

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and they don't quite feel…

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Because you… you're… you're right.

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This week, it put us through the wringer,

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and everything I thought I knew

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about… about love
and… and marriage, it's changed.

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It's all changed.

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And I… I… I understand you now
better than I… I ever have before.

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I… I see now what you were saying.

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What are you doing?

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Marriage destroys people.

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And it was already starting to get to us.

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And you know what? I, um…

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I don't want our relationship to change.

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-Stick to the script.
-What are you doing?

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Marriage has been a poison.

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-Marriage has been-- Stop, okay, I got it.
-You okay?

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It's been a poison in my family,
and I just…

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I pushed you here when you didn't want to.

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What are you doing?

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Rachel, all I want
is to spend the rest of my life with you.

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But I don't want us to be like them.

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I want us to have the privilege of
genuinely choosing each other every day.

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-Like we always have.
-Everyone, it's okay.

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The rental car is taking a hard left,
far away from here.

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-But we're still in the car.
-Mm-mm. Nicky. Look at me. Look at me.

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Marry me. Marry me.
You have to marry me. Right now.

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I'm freeing us from the institution.

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-Are you fucking serious?
-Rachel…

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Are you fucking serious?

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This is what you want.

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-Stop. Oh my God, this is…
-I'm serious.

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Why don't we just give
the couple some time to sort things out?

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-No.
-Everybody just stay put.

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Rachel!

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Let's just get the keys, get in the car,
and drive. Fuck all this.

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-Tell me you're not serious.
-Sorry I pushed us here. I'm fixing it.

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This week has been kind of a nightmare.

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What if it was a vision of our future?
I'm not gonna let that happen to us.

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Of course this week was a nightmare.

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It's the week of our wedding.
What do you think that is?

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You were supposed to take
the leap of faith with me.

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-I did. I did. That's what I was doing.
-No!

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That was you hiding behind a philosophy

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and fearing a future
based on other people's bad decisions!

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I was the one putting my confidence in us!

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-I'm doing the same thing.
-Oh, how is this the same thing?

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You just agreed
that all that matters is us.

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-I'm looking out for us.
-How?

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I just refuted my family's
whole value system for you!

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But I didn't ask you to!

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Okay, but Rach,
I know you never wanted to get married.

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And now I… I see it,
and I finally understand why.

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You have to marry me.
No, we have to get married.

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Rachel, you've literally always said
you never wanted to get married.

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That was before I knew there was
a marriage curse tied to my bloodline.

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And if you hadn't proposed to me,
we'd be fine, and it's not your fault.

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Okay, it is not your fault.
You didn't know.

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I didn't know, but now we know,
and now we have to get married.

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That's not a reason to get married.

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It should be because we love each other
and we believe in that.

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I know, but that's not
the fucking situation that we're in now.

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Oh my God. Why are you doing this now?

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What the fuck, Nicky?

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Why are you doing this now?

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Yeah, more. More. More.
Yeah, that, yeah, thank you.

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That's how much
everyone should be getting.

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Even the minors. That one's for you.

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He was in crisis, Victoria.

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He was looking to me for guidance,
and I had to be honest.

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How was I supposed to know
he'd react like that?

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Because he idolizes us.

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He thinks we have the perfect marriage.

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We do.

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You ruined my relationship with my son.

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I will never have the chance
to regain his trust.

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-No. No, no. He loves you so much.
-You took away my ending.

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Wait, come back. Victoria.

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Honey, what happened up there?

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Are you okay with this?
Is Nicky okay? What do we do?

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Thank you. It's… it's just a little,
silly disagreement. They will be fine.

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Can someone do, uh, the rounds?
I don't want anyone thirsty. Cheers.

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Cheers.

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Like you mean it. Mommy, hi!
I'm keeping the energy up.

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Why'd you even propose to me then? Hm?

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If I've always said
I didn't wanna get married?

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All it took was you finding out
that your parents' marriage isn't perfect.

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That's what you needed.

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To do the thing that I've been saying
I wanted since the day we met.

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I could have told you
an hour into knowing them, Nicky,

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that your parents don't have the marriage
you've idolized.

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Your mother is lovely, yes,
but she's also a narcissist.

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And your father is a broken romantic

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who's looking for something
to stuff the rest of himself into.

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So their marriage only works
because he reveres her.

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And she needs to be revered.

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He's completely consumed by her,
and still he's not enough for her.

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So they're both empty,
and it's depressing to watch.

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Thanks, Rachel, yeah.
Thanks. Thank you for that.

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So I guess we both don't wanna end up
like your parents.

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And, um, just to be clear
in that scenario,

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I'm the romantic,
and you're the narcissist.

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Oh. That's nice.

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Yeah, no, that does make sense actually

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because our whole relationship
revolves around you.

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Okay.

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It's always me reassuring you
that everything's okay,

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even when there's
literally nothing going on!

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Because you think
something's always out to get you,

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so I'm always tiptoeing
around your sensitivities.

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Okay.

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-'Cause you can't handle anything.
-I get it. I get it.

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-Not even one day with my family…
-I get it, Nicky.

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…without me there,
constantly reassuring you.

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Every little thing is just
an exhausting puzzle with you.

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-Nothing is easy.
-I get it.

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-You're a really hard person to love!
-I know!

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Okay? I know!

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Is that what you wanna hear?

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Oh, fuck.

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Cheers, everyone.
That's it, bring the cheer.

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Feel like it was me. It was me.

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Should we leave? Wait, should we leave?

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Portia said
the ceremony's gonna resume soon.

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Why'd you say yes, then?

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-When I proposed, why'd you say yes?
-Because…

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Because… because I knew
how much it meant to you,

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and I… and I… I loved you, and…

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Nicky, you're, like, the only person
who could have gotten me here.

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You loved me?

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Do you not love me anymore?

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-No. Go away.
-I wanna know her answer.

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-Get out.
-My God.

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Mom wants you in there,
kissing and smiling

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like you didn't slap her in the face
in front of her bloodline

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and everyone in this world
she loves and respects.

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-Okay, goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
-Ew, your hands are slimy.

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Yes, Nicky,
of course I love you still, okay?

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And one of the things
that I love the most about you

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is that you are a rock,
you are consistent, you are stable,

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and you don't do things
like dump me at the altar.

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I wasn't breaking up with you.

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-I was saving us.
-Oh, good, yeah.

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Do you think it worked?

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If you really wanted to save us,

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you would have said "I do" up there
because I had everything under control.

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Okay?

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I had to go through a lot to get up there
and say yes with confidence.

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And if you don't marry me by sundown,
the curse spreads to you and your family.

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So, you know, actually, I was saving you.

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-Oh my God, Rachel. What?
-What do you mean, "what"?

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Why are you acting shocked?

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But I mean, haven't you seen
Runaway Bride? It's a classic.

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Oh, hi, guys. So great to see you.

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-So cute.
-Okay! Hi…

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Fuck, I cannot get over it.
Are you shaking? I'm like shaking a bit.

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I don't wanna say it,
but you owe me $50 each.

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Oh my gosh. You guys made a bet?

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After the rehearsal dinner,
it seemed like a safe bet.

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Technically,
the bet was about her calling it off.

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-You too?
-What? I like money.

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You lost the bet.

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So, it's actually
encrusted with rhinestones, not diamonds.

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But the back is custom.
Please don't touch, it's fragile.

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Ugh! This is typical…

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What the fuck was he thinking?

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I don't know.

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-And she didn't drink--
-I don't know.

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What I'm saying is
that from my perspective,

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you've been extra on edge
since we got here.

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And then you told me
something bad was gonna happen.

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And then you started talking about curses.

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So can't you see why it made sense to me

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that you'd be into the idea
of us not getting married?

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Like, all of that stuff
coming up before our wedding,

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it had to be caused in part by,
like, the pressure or something.

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Sorry. Nicky, stop.

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What?

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Do you not believe in the curse?

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Marriage is the curse.

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-I'm absolving us from that.
-Oh my God, no, Nicky.

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The curse is the curse.
The absolution was us getting married.

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Do you think that I, like, made this up?

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-What?
-I don't think you made it up. I just…

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What? Tell me what it is, what?

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What is it, like,
a fear of commitment or stress?

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-No, I don't… I just…
-What?!

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I think… both of us
have been cursed in our own ways

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by the systems that raised us.

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Oh my God.

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And by not getting married,
we are fixing that.

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So when I say that I will die
if you and I are not soulmates,

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you don't believe me?

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I don't think… Rachel…

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What?

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You don't think what?

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Yeah, I don't think that would happen.

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You literally just told me you believe me.
You literally just told me you believe me.

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Right before I walked down the aisle.
This is crazy. This is crazy.

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Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on.

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This is crazy. I can't believe it!

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-No, no. No, no.
-I didn't mean for it to get like this.

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You know that I put my confidence in us

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because I thought that you saw me!

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I thought that we saw each other.

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Can we just go back… Can we just go back
to, like, four hours ago, please?

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I like what I see…

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Bride's side or groom's?

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-Groom.
-I knew it. Are you married?

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-Uh, yeah.
-To each other?

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-Yeah.
-Do you believe she's your soulmate?

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Yeah. For sure.

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For sure.

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Sorry. Um, we're just gonna go
back… back… back to our table. Let's go.

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What happens at a wedding reception
where there's no bride or groom?

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Is that, like, a setup
for one of your bad jokes?

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-No, honey, it's a genuine question.
-How should I know?

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-Please, for you, sir.
-No!

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Hmm.

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I don't know what you want me to do! I--

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You don't let me think
independently of you!

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You don't accept it
when I don't share your exact perspective.

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I can't change what I believe in.

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But you can't believe me!

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-Okay, that's different.
-You can't believe me!

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-That's different, okay?
-How?

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I don't believe in,
like, supernatural shit

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or, like, cosmic retribution or curses.

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Okay. Well, I don't believe
in fucking aliens,

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but if you told me that with certainty
that you saw a fucking alien,

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I would believe you, Nicky.

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I'm sorry, Rachel. I don't… I-- You don't…

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You knew this about me, okay?
This isn't, like, new information.

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What you do… What you do, Nicky,
when you love someone is

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you believe the person that you love.
That's what trust is.

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So when you told me
that you believed me, I believed you.

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Instead of looking at a catalog
of all the things you've said in the past

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because I am fucking seeing you
in the moment, in every moment,

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I am looking at you, and you just…
you don't fucking do that for me.

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You don't.

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You just… You chose a version of me
a long time ago, and that's all I am, and…

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…then you get… you get frustrated
when I'm not it

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because then you don't know who to be,
and you know what? It's bad, Nicky.

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It's a bad fucking quality

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because you have made it impossible,
impossible for me to exist!

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Two tequilas, please.

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Hmm.

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-I like your jacket.
-Yeah, thanks.

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Can I have it?

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3:45. I'm getting them.

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Hey.

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What the fuck is going on in there?

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Fuckers.

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Impossible!

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Let me in.

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Rachel, the sun sets at 4:44.
That's less than an hour.

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-What the hell are you doing?
-I need a minute.

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You're running out of minutes.
I'm getting the master key. Dickheads.

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At first I was afraid, I was petrified

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Kept thinkin' I could never live
Without you by my side

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But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how you did me wrong…

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There's my boy! Jude, come, come,
come, come, come. Come on. Come on.

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If you weren't… if you weren't cursed,
would you still have said yes?

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Oh my God, that's irrelevant!

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It's like asking me,

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"Oh, do you think you'd be right-handed
if you had no fucking arms?"

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Well, I still want an answer.

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Just turn around now…

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You have nothing to say.
You know what, Nicky?

25:36.166 --> 25:38.250
But actually,
you were just babied by your mother

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and sheltered from
the entire fucking world,

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so you know nothing
about the real world, Nicky. Nothing.

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Oh, no, not I, I will survive…

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…an evil person.
I think your brain should be studied.

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God, that was, like,
two fucking years ago, Nicky.

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Okay, well, I would never disappear on you
for a fucking week.

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I'll survive…

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Go smoke some weed about it.

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You think you're a romantic?

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Hey, hey

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Stoop to my level?

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You're the most manipulative
fucking person I've--

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It took all the strength I had
Not to fall apart

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Kept tryin' hard
To mend the pieces of my broken heart

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And I spent oh-so many nights
Just feelin' sorry for myself…

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Oh my God.

26:33.166 --> 26:35.666
-I knew you would ruin the wedding.
-I didn't, Portia.

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I… I know that this has been a tough week,
but whatever problems you two are having,

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I… I promise you will be able
to work it out, okay?

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But now is not the time.

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-Just let them do what they need to do.
-Nope, not now.

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They have to get married, Dad.
They have to.

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-What happened out there, man?
-I don't need this right now.

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None of us need this right now.
Grow up and get married.

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-What the hell are you doing?
-Get out of my way.

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-Hey.
-You didn't drink it?

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No, I… I put my faith in him.

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Why would you do that?

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-Because I was 98%.
-Sorry, drink what?

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What the fuck are you doing?
Look at her. Marry her.

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Who cares about
your brand-new life philosophy?

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-Marry her, or we're all fucked!
-And, uh, drink what, Nell?

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Oh, shut up, Portia.
You have to get married.

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-Oh, what, because of the curse?
-Yes!

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-He doesn't believe in it.
-Oh, it's real.

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And if you don't marry her,
it spreads to our family.

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That means
Jude's gonna have it too, right?

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-What do you mean? All of us?
-Yes.

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I don't understand.

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All right, everybody just calm down.

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Sweetheart. Hey.

27:39.916 --> 27:42.375
You didn't mean
what you said out there, did you?

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I was…

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-I was just trying to do the right thing.
-You have five minutes.

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Jules!

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Okay, come on. Let's go.
Dad, get ready to say your thing.

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-Let's go get that witness.
-Stop it, Jules.

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-Why aren't any of you moving?
-I'm moving…

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Rachel, come on. Rachel, come on.

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Okay, let's just go out there
and… and finish the ceremony. You know?

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You have no reason to be embarrassed.

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No one's mad.

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Sweetheart, look at me.

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Everything's gonna be okay.

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Come on.

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I'm so sorry. Hey.

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Should we try again? Do you wanna…

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Do you wanna go back out there
and try again?

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What do you say? What do you say?

28:59.208 --> 29:00.541
Rachel, should we…

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What do you say?

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No.

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No, Nicky.

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I'm not gonna marry you.

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Oh, when will I stop
Stop, stop, stop loving you, baby?

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-No, no, never, no, never, no, yeah
-Never, never

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When the ocean's as dry as sand

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When I can hold the world
In the palm of one hand

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When we can take a walk to the moon

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When I can place the world
And its people in one room…

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-What are you doing?
-I'm not gonna fucking die for him.

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You're not gonna die.
You said you believe he was your soulmate.

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-Well, I don't.
-Rachel, come on.

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-Please do this one thing for me.
-This one thing? This one thing?

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Nicky, I did all of this for you.
I did all of this for you.

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I said yes to the proposal for you.

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I said yes up there because
I believed in you, but I'm done.

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I'm done, okay?

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I'm not gonna betray myself
for you anymore.

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I deserve a second chance.
I deserve a second chance.

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-Rachel. Come on.
-Don't do this, please.

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All you had to do was believe me, Nicky.

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Fuck, it's 4:45.

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-Full-time groover
-Full-time groover

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I'll…

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Oh, I'll be your baby

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Oh my God.

33:51.458 --> 33:54.375
Jude! Jude!

33:57.541 --> 34:01.416
What do we do? What do we do?

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I don't know. I don't know.

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I can't hear you!

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I'll… I'll figure it out, okay?
I'm gonna… Fuck, where is he?

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-Zander?
-Baby?

34:18.791 --> 34:21.250
You're okay. You're okay.
Just sit right here.

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Mama! Mama!

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Look out!

34:52.458 --> 34:55.083
You! Look.

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Sorry. You're okay.

34:56.208 --> 34:57.958
Just put pressure on it.
You're gonna be fine.

34:58.041 --> 35:02.375
Honey, what the hell is happening
to your family? Oh my God!

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Close your eyes, son. Close your eyes.

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Hey! You!

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This is what you meant? Why didn't
you fucking tell me this would happen?

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I warned you. I told you
it would spread to his bloodline.

35:37.708 --> 35:39.125
Mom, no.

35:39.208 --> 35:41.333
I knew that bitch was satanic
from the second I saw her.

35:41.416 --> 35:44.083
-No one listens to me.
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

35:45.416 --> 35:46.541
What's happening?

35:48.291 --> 35:51.166
It'll be okay. Huh? You're okay.

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-Lock the door.
-Okay.

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And don't let anyone in
but me and Nellie, got it?

36:20.916 --> 36:21.833
Okay.

36:24.458 --> 36:27.125
-Keep the TV on loud.
-Super Bowl LX, Patriots--

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I love you.
And I won't let anything happen to you.

36:38.833 --> 36:40.000
I'll be right back. I promise.

36:40.083 --> 36:43.541
It's gonna be an absolute
bloodbath as Seahawks take the field.

36:54.500 --> 36:57.166
Okay, listen. This fucking curse
spread to our bloodline.

36:57.250 --> 36:58.875
That's gonna happen to me?

36:58.958 --> 37:01.000
Not if you think
your Vegas husband's your soulmate.

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You got married?

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Mom, I'm so sorry. It was a mistake.
I never should have done it.

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-Mom? Mom? Forgive me.
-This isn't happening.

37:13.916 --> 37:16.625
It is happening,
and it's your fault, you stupid shit.

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All you had to do was marry her.

37:18.458 --> 37:21.125
This all happened
because you didn't marry her.

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I think there's something
we can do to stop it.

37:25.291 --> 37:27.541
-Guys, what do we do?
-Sweetie, we're getting help.

37:27.625 --> 37:29.250
I'm sorry. It was a mistake.

37:29.333 --> 37:31.125
Why didn't you sign the divorce papers?

37:31.208 --> 37:33.083
I don't know
what my life looks like without you.

37:33.166 --> 37:35.125
-Oh my God!
-Am I bleeding?

37:35.208 --> 37:36.416
Not yet.

38:18.166 --> 38:22.083
Rach. Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, I'm sorry.

38:22.166 --> 38:24.041
I'm so sorry. I totally fucked up.

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And I'm so, so sorry.

38:26.166 --> 38:30.083
I believe you're my soulmate,
and I'm yours. We're soulmates.

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You believe me now?

38:38.958 --> 38:40.166
I do.

38:41.750 --> 38:42.916
I do.

38:43.000 --> 38:44.416
I promise.

38:45.208 --> 38:49.375
I promise I'll always believe you
from now on, I promise.

38:49.958 --> 38:52.125
-I promise.
-No, Nicky.

38:52.208 --> 38:56.083
By the power vested in me,
I now pronounce you husband and wife.

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You may now kiss the bride.

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Rachel.

39:03.041 --> 39:03.875
Rachel.

39:03.958 --> 39:07.416
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

39:07.500 --> 39:09.541
No! No! He can't sign that.

39:09.625 --> 39:12.083
You already said your vows.

39:12.166 --> 39:15.000
-They wanted to complete the ceremony.
-Hurry up, please!

39:15.083 --> 39:17.750
No, but the curse already spread,
so this is not gonna stop it, right?

39:18.333 --> 39:20.125
It won't stop it. Nicky.

39:20.708 --> 39:23.000
Nicky. Nicky. We… Look at me.

39:23.083 --> 39:27.875
We both have the fucking curse now.
Getting married is only gonna kill us.

39:28.916 --> 39:31.250
-Not if we're soulmates.
-We're not.

39:31.833 --> 39:33.416
I still think you're mine.

39:41.541 --> 39:42.500
Jules…

39:42.583 --> 39:44.708
We had to try to save everyone.

39:46.166 --> 39:50.708
My son has it. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Rachel. I'm sorry.

39:50.791 --> 39:52.791
You…

39:54.458 --> 39:56.791
We're still soulmates, right?

39:57.458 --> 39:58.458
Right?

40:05.041 --> 40:06.833
I'm so sorry.

40:08.583 --> 40:10.875
-Sorry, Rach.
-Rachel.

40:21.375 --> 40:22.833
No, Rachel.

40:23.333 --> 40:28.083
Rachel, wait, wait. Jules, what did--
You said… you said it would work.

40:28.166 --> 40:31.791
-Why didn't it work?
-It's too late. I'm sorry.

42:33.500 --> 42:35.291
You're okay, baby girl.

42:35.375 --> 42:40.041
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.

42:44.166 --> 42:46.375
You're okay.

44:36.833 --> 44:38.125
For me?

44:41.291 --> 44:44.375
Finally, you've come for me.

45:35.500 --> 45:37.541
Why isn't it happening to you?

49:04.958 --> 49:06.541
Do you know where my lighter is?

49:27.875 --> 49:31.041
It's okay. It's okay.

49:33.166 --> 49:34.208
Jude.

49:49.875 --> 49:54.625
I'm so sorry
that this happened to you, okay?

49:55.291 --> 49:56.958
But remember that…

50:00.666 --> 50:02.041
it did happen.

50:03.625 --> 50:06.375
So don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

50:06.458 --> 50:09.250
You're gonna be okay. Yeah?

50:10.166 --> 50:11.000
Listen to me.

50:12.625 --> 50:18.791
You have to be really, really, really,
really careful who you choose to marry.

50:19.708 --> 50:22.583
But don't worry.
I'll be there to witness, okay?

50:22.666 --> 50:24.041
Okay.

50:35.166 --> 50:36.208
Okay.

50:38.708 --> 50:40.000
I'll see you later.

54:08.833 --> 54:11.625
You just stepped into the main track

54:12.875 --> 54:15.375
Climbed down off the fence

54:17.791 --> 54:20.000
Words are your weapon

54:21.083 --> 54:23.500
Lies are your defense

54:25.833 --> 54:27.833
I know what you want

54:29.375 --> 54:31.750
And I see what you see

54:34.000 --> 54:36.375
You're looking for somebody

54:38.208 --> 54:39.916
But he isn't me

54:40.000 --> 54:42.333
Find yourself another

54:47.791 --> 54:51.000
We will not be lovers

54:57.166 --> 55:00.416
Now your eyes are like torches

55:01.750 --> 55:04.208
Your presence is bliss

55:05.916 --> 55:07.916
I never knew time

55:09.000 --> 55:12.166
Could speed and zip like this

55:15.125 --> 55:17.666
The touch of your flesh

55:19.250 --> 55:21.375
Is tough to resist

55:23.666 --> 55:27.166
Planets collide, collide, collide

55:27.250 --> 55:29.000
At the smack of your kiss

55:29.083 --> 55:32.000
But you can kiss your brother

55:42.291 --> 55:48.958
Because we will not be lovers, no

56:02.666 --> 56:05.083
Now you're pulling down curtains

56:07.166 --> 56:09.583
Sparking old flames

56:11.166 --> 56:13.625
Causing disturbance

56:15.666 --> 56:17.625
Crying for shame

56:19.708 --> 56:22.083
Rapping on doors

56:23.583 --> 56:25.625
Abusing my name

56:27.583 --> 56:30.083
Casting up doubt

56:31.625 --> 56:37.291
Throwing your blame
But you can throw it at your mother

56:43.291 --> 56:44.875
At your mother

56:47.250 --> 56:53.833
Because we will not be lovers

57:23.541 --> 57:26.083
Now the world's full of trouble

57:27.958 --> 57:29.416
Everybody's scared

57:32.166 --> 57:34.166
Landlords are frowning

57:36.291 --> 57:38.125
Cupboards are bare

57:40.166 --> 57:42.208
People are scrambling

57:42.291 --> 57:43.791
People are scrambling

57:43.875 --> 57:46.000
Like dogs for a share

57:46.083 --> 57:48.083
Like dogs for a share

57:48.166 --> 57:50.208
It's cruel and it's hard

57:51.833 --> 57:57.291
But it nothing compared to
What we do to each other

58:03.625 --> 58:05.500
To each other
compared to
What we do to each other