1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,071 -[WWE intro music plays] -[rapid chatter] 2 00:00:11,911 --> 00:00:13,480 [music fades] 3 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:18,818 ["Everybody on the Ground" by Jim Johnston playing] 4 00:00:39,739 --> 00:00:42,642 [fireworks rumbling] 5 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:49,215 ["Everybody on the Ground" continues] 6 00:00:49,282 --> 00:00:51,284 [crowd cheering] 7 00:01:02,128 --> 00:01:06,099 [Cole] We welcome you to the Pepsi Arena in Albany, New York. 8 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:11,104 We welcome you to WWE SmackDown on UPN. 9 00:01:11,171 --> 00:01:14,174 What an electric night it's going to be. 10 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:18,278 Michael Cole, Jerry "The King" Lawler at ringside. 11 00:01:19,679 --> 00:01:22,515 And this crowd is-- Hey, wait a minute. 12 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:23,750 [crowd cheering] 13 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:26,386 -[Lawler] What is this? -[Cole] This is outside the Pepsi Arena. 14 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:30,523 That's Triple H and Chyna, and they're attacking-- that's Kane. 15 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:31,458 [crowd booing] 16 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:34,294 They're attacking Kane with some sort of wrench. 17 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:37,430 A metal pipe in Chyna's hand, 18 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:40,400 and a vicious attack outside the Pepsi Arena. 19 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:42,235 And here's Big Show and Undertaker. 20 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:46,840 [Lawler] Michael, I mean, this… We barely got started here. 21 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:47,941 Chyna is just… 22 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:48,942 [metal clattering] 23 00:01:49,008 --> 00:01:52,278 [Cole] Chyna and Triple H with an ambush of Kane. 24 00:01:52,345 --> 00:01:55,248 And then a low blow to The Big Show by Chyna. 25 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:57,283 -["Guard" playing] -Man, oh man! 26 00:01:57,350 --> 00:02:00,653 [Lawler] Wait, that's-- I can't believe this. 27 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,822 [Cole] What a way to start SmackDown. 28 00:02:04,023 --> 00:02:06,359 [Lawler] Kane never even made it to the arena. 29 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:07,994 [Cole] When we went off the air with Raw, 30 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:11,698 Kane had chokeslammed Triple H and Chyna Monday night. 31 00:02:11,764 --> 00:02:16,536 Apparently payback for Triple H and Chyna here on SmackDown. 32 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:21,341 And here comes the sadistic, ruthless individual, 33 00:02:21,407 --> 00:02:26,146 the Hardcore Champion Boss Man, who invited Al Snow to his hotel 34 00:02:26,212 --> 00:02:29,616 for a reunion on SmackDown last week with Al Snow's dog, Pepper. 35 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:30,817 …grade-A Pepper. 36 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:34,521 [Cole] But he served him a meal, and it was Pepper steak, King. 37 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:36,055 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. 38 00:02:36,122 --> 00:02:38,458 And I'm telling you, Al Snow was out there before, 39 00:02:38,525 --> 00:02:41,194 but after this, after he realized that he had, uh… 40 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:42,128 [Al Snow sobbing] 41 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:45,365 …well, I guess, partaken of Pepper, he just-- he completely snapped. 42 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:46,399 Look at this. 43 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:49,435 [Cole] Al Snow went off the deep end dressed as Avatar, 44 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,604 which was the character Al used to get his foot 45 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:54,474 in the door in the WWE a few years ago. 46 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:57,310 He scribbled something on the pad and then took off out of the arena. 47 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:59,546 Who's the top dog now? 48 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:00,780 [Lawler laughs] 49 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,982 [Lawler] The top dog. Get it, Michael? 50 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:06,653 That's a very important question, so I'm gonna ask it one more time. 51 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:09,055 Who's the top dog now? 52 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:11,257 [crowd booing] 53 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:12,191 [Lawler] You are. 54 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:14,794 [Boss Man] Al Snow, you might be nuts, 55 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,931 but I'm a little crazy in my own strange kind of way. 56 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:20,466 Damn right! 57 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,570 I skinned your little dog and I fed it to you. 58 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:24,704 [Lawler groans] 59 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:30,843 Bottom line is you've got to understand one thing, nobody's crazier than me. 60 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:34,247 [Lawler] I'll buy that. 61 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:37,216 [crowd chanting "Asshole"] 62 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:39,419 Al Snow was even out here barking. 63 00:03:40,753 --> 00:03:42,956 Monday night, but you know what they say, you are what you eat. 64 00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:44,290 Just think one thing. 65 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:48,294 If I'm crazy enough to feed you that dog, 66 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:53,733 I'm crazy enough to rip out the heart of anybody that stands in my way. 67 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:57,837 So what I propose here tonight, if there's any man in the back… 68 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:02,075 Let me rephrase that. If there's any dog lovers in the back 69 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:04,777 who've got the [bleep] enough to come down here 70 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:07,113 and try to take my Hardcore belt, 71 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,314 come on down. 72 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:10,883 In front of these millions and millions of people, 73 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:15,722 I'll neuter you, send you home with your tail tucked between your legs. 74 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:19,559 All I ask is somebody come down and get him a shot. 75 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,830 [Cole] So a challenge has been issued by the Big Boss Man. 76 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:25,798 [Lawler] Any dog lovers back there? 77 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:28,568 [Cole] I'll tell you what, I wouldn't be too eager to take that challenge. 78 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,169 ["Rule, Britannia" playing] 79 00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:32,605 [Cole] Well, somebody has taken-- Wait a minute. 80 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:34,607 -[Lawler] What? -[crowd cheering] 81 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:37,343 -[Cole] Is it? -[Lawler] You gotta be kidding! 82 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:38,645 [Cole] It is! 83 00:04:38,711 --> 00:04:41,080 The British Bulldog is back! 84 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:45,952 King, this must be the last guy the Boss Man was expecting. 85 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,154 [Lawler] I can't believe it. It's the last man I expected. 86 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:50,823 I thought-- I thought he was in a hospital bed somewhere. 87 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:54,627 [Cole] We knew The Bulldog was coming back to World Wrestling Entertainment, 88 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:56,863 but we didn't know it would be this soon. 89 00:04:58,164 --> 00:05:02,135 The Bulldog, a former Tag Team Champion, European Champion, 90 00:05:02,201 --> 00:05:04,637 and Intercontinental Champion, is back. 91 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:06,272 [Lawler] They're gonna tie it up right now. 92 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:09,208 [Cole] And here we go now, the Hardcore Championship on the line, 93 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:11,844 and The Bulldog quickly on top of the Big Boss Man. 94 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:15,815 [Lawler] I don't think Boss Man realizes. I know he's got to be in shock right now. 95 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:18,451 He wanted a dog lover, but instead he got a Bulldog. 96 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:20,920 [Cole] And The Bulldog working on all cylinders 97 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,690 as he tosses Boss Man into the crowd. 98 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:28,695 What else is gonna happen here tonight on SmackDown on UPN? 99 00:05:28,761 --> 00:05:32,031 We saw Triple H attack Kane in the parking lot, 100 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:34,867 and now The Bulldog has returned. 101 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:37,370 Oh man, into those stairs. 102 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:40,740 And the Boss Man again takes advantage of The Bulldog. 103 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:43,443 [Lawler] I'll tell you what, look out! Whoa, he almost got him. 104 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:45,311 [Cole] Missed with the steel chair. 105 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:47,080 Bulldog quickly back in the ring. 106 00:05:47,146 --> 00:05:49,048 -[Lawler] Look out. -Blocks it that time. 107 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:51,784 Oh, what power by The British Bulldog! 108 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,220 [Lawler] He's tenacious, Michael. He's tenacious. 109 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:56,656 [Cole] When he was with World Wrestling Entertainment before, 110 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:59,759 pound for pound, the strongest man in the WWE. 111 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,128 -Look at that! -Nightstick to the face of the Boss Man. 112 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,130 [Lawler] He used the Boss Man's own nightstick. Oh no! 113 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,365 -[Cole] It's over! -[bell rings] 114 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:09,369 The British Bulldog, in workman-like fashion, wins the Hardcore Title. 115 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:15,608 [Chimel] …and the new World Wrestling Entertainment Hardcore Champion, 116 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:19,278 The British Bulldog! 117 00:06:19,345 --> 00:06:20,947 [Lawler] I'll tell you, I can't believe this, 118 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:25,051 but I guess-- I guess all Bulldogs are hardcore. That one sure is. 119 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:29,989 [Cole] The Boss Man ran into a buzz saw called The British Bulldog, 120 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,925 and The Bulldog is now Hardcore Champion. 121 00:06:32,992 --> 00:06:36,095 [Lawler] He didn't run into a buzz saw. He ran into a Bulldog. 122 00:06:36,162 --> 00:06:38,731 [Cole] The Bulldog sticking his teeth into the Boss Man 123 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:41,768 and into the Hardcore Championship. 124 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:47,673 And what else is gonna happen on what's already been a shocking SmackDown? 125 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,842 [Lawler] Well, you're right. What a shock-- Uh-oh. 126 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,577 [Cole] Wait. Wait a minute. That… 127 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:52,979 That's Al Snow, but… 128 00:06:53,045 --> 00:06:54,647 ["Rock Out" playing] 129 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:57,383 …it's Al Snow as Leif Cassidy. 130 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:58,284 [Lawler] What?! 131 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:00,787 [Cole] Another one of Al Snow's alter egos, 132 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:04,991 but he has that pad that he scribbled something on on Raw Monday night. 133 00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:07,326 [Lawler] Now he just shoved it in the mouth of Big Boss Man. 134 00:07:07,393 --> 00:07:09,729 And look, last Monday night, he comes out here as Avatar. 135 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:13,132 -Now, Leif… -[Cole] Leif Cassidy. 136 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:14,367 [Lawler] What is he doing? 137 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:17,970 [Cole] Well, Al Snow doesn't have any clue who he is. 138 00:07:18,037 --> 00:07:19,639 He's gone off the deep end. 139 00:07:19,705 --> 00:07:23,843 We saw him barking like a dog on Raw this past Monday night. 140 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:26,879 He came out dressed as Avatar, and now he's Leif Cassidy. 141 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:30,450 [Lawler] Hey, wait a minute. What is he… 142 00:07:30,516 --> 00:07:32,251 -[music fades] -[Cole] I can't believe it! 143 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:37,690 He-- Bulldog just gave Al Snow-- at least, whoever-- the Hardcore Title! 144 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:39,325 [Lawler] What?! 145 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:42,995 [Cole] The British Bulldog won the Hardcore Championship 146 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:46,833 and just turned the property over to Al Snow. 147 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:49,235 [Lawler] You're right. I can't believe this. 148 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,436 [Cole] My, oh my. 149 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:53,439 Well, folks, SmackDown off to a roaring start. 150 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:56,976 -Oh, look. Look at that grave. -And still to come, history will be made. 151 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:58,411 The first time ever, 152 00:07:58,477 --> 00:08:03,216 the Tag Team Titles will be on the line in a Buried Alive Match. 153 00:08:03,282 --> 00:08:07,220 The Rock and Mankind meet The Undertaker and The Big Show. 154 00:08:07,286 --> 00:08:11,157 -[Lawler] And the only way you can-- -[Cole] Wait a minute, King. Kane! 155 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:13,960 -That's the car Triple H arrived in. -[crowd cheering] 156 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:15,862 [Lawler] He's poured gasoline in it. 157 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:17,930 [Cole] Kane is dousing the car. He's gonna burn it. 158 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,065 [Lawler] He's gonna burn it! 159 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:24,670 [Cole] We are back on SmackDown, and Kane is dousing Triple H's car with gasoline. 160 00:08:24,737 --> 00:08:26,672 [Lawler] Oh, look out. There's Triple H. 161 00:08:26,739 --> 00:08:28,608 Oh, he's putting gasoline on Triple H! 162 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:30,009 [Cole] Kane, he's not gonna do it. 163 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:33,546 He's not-- Now Chyna. Gasoline all over Chyna and Triple H. 164 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:34,947 [Lawler] Look out, get away! 165 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,383 [Cole] Ka-Ka-Kane's got a-- oh my! 166 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:38,284 [clattering] 167 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,385 ♪ You think you know me ♪ 168 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:42,255 Kane just doused Triple H and Chyna with gasoline. 169 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:43,823 He wasn't gonna do it, was he? 170 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:48,094 [Lawler] They're… They're covered in gas. Keep a camera out there. 171 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:52,565 [Cole] Man, oh man! SmackDown exploding on UPN. 172 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:56,736 And here come the new Number One Contenders for the Tag Team Titles, 173 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:58,471 Edge and Christian. 174 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,872 [Lawler] I can't believe it. He-- 175 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:03,543 We just saw Kane douse Triple H and Chyna's car with gasoline, 176 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:07,079 and then… then he poured gasoline on Hunter and Chyna. 177 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:10,483 [Cole] And here come Edge and Christian, and… wait a minute. 178 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,584 King, that's… 179 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:14,287 That-That's Stevie Richards. 180 00:09:14,353 --> 00:09:15,788 ["You Think You Know Me" playing] 181 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:18,224 What the hell is Stevie Richards doing out there? 182 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,825 [Lawler] I don't know. He's a goof. 183 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,662 [Cole] Edge and Christian, as we mentioned, 184 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:25,898 the new Number One Contenders for the Tag Team Titles. 185 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:27,500 On Raw this past Monday night, 186 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,268 The Acolytes versus Edge and Christian. 187 00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:31,037 Bradshaw had the victory here, 188 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:34,040 but the referee distracted because of the fight outside the ring. 189 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:37,009 And look at Edge take advantage, missile dropkick. 190 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:40,279 Edge and Christian with a huge upset over The Acolytes. 191 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:43,883 [Lawler] And that makes Edge and Christian Number One Contenders for the Tag Titles. 192 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:46,652 [Cole] But Edge and Christian will have their hands full. 193 00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:48,854 They're gonna have to meet Matt and Jeff, the Hardys, 194 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,756 members of The New Brood… 195 00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:52,391 [Chimel] …Matt and Jeff… 196 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:56,028 [Cole] Accompanied to the ring here tonight by Gangrel. 197 00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:58,764 And, folks, the excitement of SmackDown 198 00:09:58,831 --> 00:10:01,067 gushing through the Pepsi Arena in Albany. 199 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:04,036 It will be like this next week at the Thomas & Mack Center. 200 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:07,673 -[Lawler] Oh, look at this. -[Cole] The WWE invades Las Vegas. 201 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:10,309 SmackDown comes to Las Vegas next week. 202 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,278 ["Loaded" playing] 203 00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:26,959 Kane has doused Triple H and Chyna with gasoline. 204 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,228 We've seen the return of The British Bulldog. 205 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,932 And also, as JR reported on Raw Monday night, 206 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:36,469 JR is adamant that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 207 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:39,972 will be here on SmackDown in Albany tonight. 208 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:42,408 [Lawler] Wait a minute. Don't get your hopes up. You know how JR… 209 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,243 He's about as goofy as Stevie Richards, 210 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,978 and what is Stevie Richards doing out here? 211 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,214 [Cole] I don't know, King, but he's dressed in, uh, 212 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,216 sort of the same get-up as Edge and Christian. 213 00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:51,350 Same type of tights. 214 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:54,053 He's got one of those weird, uh, tux-type shirts on. 215 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,389 [Lawler] Yeah, but-- Yeah, he's got Gangrel's shirt on. 216 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:58,624 [Cole] And Stevie Richards has a cross in his hand, 217 00:10:58,691 --> 00:10:59,959 holding it up there to Gangrel. 218 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,394 You know what that means. 219 00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:04,964 Edge is gonna lock up with Matt Hardy. 220 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,198 Should be a good one. 221 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:07,833 Center of the ring there, side headlock. 222 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,269 Matt Hardy now whipped off the ropes by Edge. 223 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,139 As we mentioned, Number One Contenders for the Tag Team Titles, 224 00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:15,274 Edge and Christian. Who will they face? 225 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,877 We'll find out later on, Buried Alive Match, 226 00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:20,379 first time ever to determine the Tag Team Title holders-- 227 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:22,548 -[Lawler] Look at that. -Look at that by Edge. 228 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:26,352 It will The Rock and Mankind, Undertaker and Big Show. 229 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:30,389 First team to bury their opponent in that six-foot-deep pit 230 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:31,624 win the Tag Team Titles. 231 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:34,026 [Lawler] And you know that's Undertaker's specialty. 232 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:35,694 [Cole] Mankind's specialty as well. 233 00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:39,765 And look at Matt Hardy now tossing Christian halfway across the ring. 234 00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:41,534 These Hardy Boyz, aggressive, 235 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,503 they can move around the ring, tremendous team. 236 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:47,673 Kick to the midsection, reversal by Christian, and there's the right hand. 237 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,042 Edge still talking with Stevie Richards, 238 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:52,311 asking him, "What the hell are you doing out here?" 239 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,447 [Lawler] Yeah. Well, I wanna ask you, what the hell-- 240 00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:56,515 who the hell told you that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 241 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,050 was gonna be here, other than JR? 242 00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:59,518 [Cole] Well, I can't tell you. 243 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:03,589 I can't reveal my sources, but there's a buzz going around this arena today 244 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:06,025 that Stone Cold will show up on SmackDown. 245 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,260 [Lawler] That's JR with a buzz on, that's all. 246 00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:10,529 [Cole] And look at Jeff Hardy now, top ropes, Christian. 247 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:15,101 These Hardy Boyz, tremendous athletes, but Jeff Hardy's in trouble now. 248 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,268 [Lawler] You're not kidding. 249 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:17,737 [Cole] Look at this. Oh man. 250 00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:21,240 Christian and Edge, a great tag team as well, 251 00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:25,811 Number One Contenders after that huge upset over The Acolytes. 252 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:28,180 What about the return of The British Bulldog here tonight, 253 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,850 dismantling the Big Boss Man to win the Hardcore Championship 254 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:33,886 then turning the title over to Al Snow? 255 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:36,655 [Lawler] Well, I'm telling you, I just don't understand 256 00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:38,557 what's going through the mind of The British Bulldog 257 00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,459 to turn the title over to that idiot Al Snow. 258 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:42,261 -Oh, look at that. -Edge with a big clothesline, 259 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,063 caught Matt Hardy that time in the forehead. 260 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,197 [Lawler] Man… 261 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:48,434 [Cole] Edge, a tremendous young athlete here in World Wrestling Entertainment. 262 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:51,504 [Lawler] What is Stevie Richards doing out here? He's got a little… 263 00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:53,072 [Cole] Oh, baseball slide. 264 00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:54,807 Oh, and Gangrel with a clothesline, 265 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:57,143 and perhaps Stevie Richards evening the side, 266 00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:59,411 and he may have to after Gangrel takes advantage 267 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:01,180 with the referee's back turned. 268 00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:07,987 Jeff Hardy, swan dive over the top rope, just took out Edge. 269 00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:11,557 I'll tell you, these Hardy Boyz could care less about their bodies. 270 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,259 They throw them all over the place. 271 00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:14,894 [Lawler] Well, so does Edge and Christian. 272 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,328 [Cole] That's true. 273 00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:18,631 [Lawler] Stevie Richards with that cross around his neck, 274 00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:20,666 and he keeps showing it to Gangrel. 275 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:21,734 Two things you don't do, 276 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,469 you don't moon a vampire and you don't cross-- 277 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:26,071 or don't moon a werewolf and you don't cross a vampire. 278 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,741 [Cole] Stevie Richards probably-- Oh man, here's the cover. 279 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,342 No, he didn't go for it. 280 00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:33,412 Mistake that time by Matt Hardy and hammering away with the right hand. 281 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,815 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -[Cole] What's that all about? 282 00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:38,384 Well, that's gonna win him a match. 283 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:41,921 As Matt Hardy sheds the t-shirt and now hammers away on Edge again. 284 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,491 [Lawler] He's going up now. He's getting ready to-- Uh-oh. 285 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:46,992 [Cole] Do you smell garlic out here? 286 00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:50,729 Maybe Stevie Richards is wearing garlic around his neck. 287 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:52,565 [Lawler] All I can smell is gasoline. 288 00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:54,633 [Cole] Matt Hardy with a right hand. 289 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,603 Triple H and Chyna escaping from Kane 290 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,773 after he doused them with gasoline in the parking lot. 291 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:04,376 And look at these two young Superstars going at it, Matt Hardy and Edge. 292 00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,446 [Lawler] You know what, the more I think about it, 293 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,082 that was the most dastardly thing I've ever seen done, I guess. 294 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:12,685 Dousing somebody with gasoline, threatening to set them on fire. 295 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:13,719 [Cole] King, dastardly? 296 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:16,422 What about the way Triple H and Chyna blindsided-- 297 00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:18,057 Here's a cover now by Jeff Hardy. 298 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:19,892 There's two, and a kickout by Edge. 299 00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:23,429 What about the way Triple H and Chyna blindsided and ambushed Kane 300 00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:25,497 when he walked into the arena here this evening? 301 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:28,234 [Lawler] Well, I'm gonna tell you something, Kane deserved that. 302 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,703 You saw what Kane did to them on Raw? 303 00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:33,706 [Cole] Yeah. Only after he was provoked with several sledgehammer shots 304 00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:35,841 by Triple H earlier on in the show. 305 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,243 [Lawler] That's beside the point. 306 00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:40,946 [Cole] Folks, if you didn't stay up late for us this past Monday night for Raw, 307 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,882 boy, oh boy, did you miss an event. 308 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,651 Triple H chokeslamming-- 309 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,388 I should say Kane chokeslamming Triple H and Chyna and Shane 310 00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:50,823 at the end of the night. 311 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,092 What a suplex by Jeff Hardy. Gonna climb the ropes now. 312 00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:54,827 These Hardy Boyz love to fly. 313 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:58,497 Crowd coming to their feet, trying to gain some momentum. 314 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,032 -Oh, look at that. -[Lawler] Oh no! 315 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:02,635 [Cole] Both Hardys missed as Edge rolled out of the way. 316 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:05,437 And can Edge and Christian now gain some momentum here? 317 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:08,340 [Lawler] Crash landing by the Hardys, and they crashed right into each other. 318 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,075 [Cole] Edge makes the tag. Here's Christian. 319 00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:13,579 Jeff Hardy goes for the ride as does Matt Hardy. 320 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,781 And The New Brood in all kinds of trouble. 321 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:21,687 And here's the double-team now by the Hardys. All four men in the ring. 322 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,822 Edge with Jeff Hardy into the corner. 323 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:27,192 Christian going to work on the other side of the ring. 324 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,294 A lot at stake here. 325 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,363 A win for The New Brood would propel them up the tag team ladder. 326 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,564 [Lawler] Oh, watch it. 327 00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,133 [Cole] Reversal, Christian, corner. 328 00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:36,468 Look at this now. Jeff Hardy, oh my! 329 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,104 What a move… 330 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,274 by the Hardy Boyz. 331 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:45,177 And look at now, Matt Hardy, top rope, oh man! 332 00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,712 Almost took the head off of Edge. 333 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,282 Gangrel in the ring, and the Stevie Kick to the back of the head! 334 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,817 The referee's back was turned. 335 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:55,554 Stevie Richards paying dividends for Edge and Christian. 336 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:59,291 [Lawler] I can't believe this. Referee-- Look at this, oh my God! 337 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:02,061 [Cole] Jeff Hardy off the barricade, but he hit his own partner. 338 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,495 [Lawler] They love to fly. 339 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,464 [Cole] And Jeff Hardy tossed in the ring. 340 00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,766 Christian the legal man. 341 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:11,403 [Lawler] This is a battle of brothers. It's going right down to the wire. 342 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,739 [Cole] Hook of the leg now by Edge. Here's the cover now. 343 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,774 -[Lawler] He got him! -Stevie Richards has Gangrel, 344 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:18,010 and Edge and Christian pick up the victory. 345 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:19,044 ♪ You think you know me ♪ 346 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:23,649 [Chimel] Here are your winners, Christian and Edge. 347 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:27,152 [Cole] So Stevie Richards evened the sides, King. 348 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,421 I don't think Edge and Christian wanted him out there, 349 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,690 but I don't think they're gonna complain now. 350 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,827 [Lawler] Well… look at him, he's still following them. 351 00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:36,862 ["You Think You Know Me" playing] 352 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,230 -[Cole] Wait a minute. -Uh-oh. 353 00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:39,131 [music stops] 354 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:40,833 -Uh-oh. -[Cole] Bloodbath time. 355 00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:43,102 -[Lawler] You're right. -[Cole] This strange ritual. 356 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,738 -Wait a minute, it's Kane! -[Lawler] Oh my gosh! 357 00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:47,206 [Cole] It's Kane! 358 00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:50,109 [Lawler] I told you I could smell gasoline, Michael. 359 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,510 [Cole] Chokeslam! 360 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:54,246 -[Lawler] Oh no! -[Cole] Gangrel is gonna go for the ride. 361 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:56,949 Frequent flier miles time for Gangrel. 362 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,785 [Lawler] They need to send this Kane back to the nuthouse. 363 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,989 [Cole] And it's Jeff Hardy's turn. Kane is on a rampage. 364 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,224 Oh man! 365 00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:08,394 [Lawler] Does he have gasoline with him? 366 00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:11,663 [crowd cheering] 367 00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:14,967 [Cole] Kane dousing Triple H and Chyna in the parking lot 368 00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:16,835 and now taking his business to the ring. 369 00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:19,605 [Lawler] He didn't just douse 'em. He tried to set 'em on fire. Oh no. 370 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:20,672 Don't tell me. 371 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,275 [Cole] Kane has a microphone, King. 372 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,077 -He's gonna talk? -Is he gonna talk? 373 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,249 [breathes heavily] 374 00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,551 Triple H… 375 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:34,653 tonight… 376 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,854 [Lawler] He's talking. 377 00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:42,661 …I will burn the flesh from your body. 378 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,663 [Cole] Oh my God. 379 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:45,731 [crowd cheering] 380 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,466 Kane threatening Triple H, 381 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:50,402 saying he's gonna burn the flesh from his body. 382 00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:52,438 -[Lawler] He means it. Ah! -[loud bang] 383 00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:53,839 ["Burned" playing] 384 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:58,077 [Cole] And if I'm Triple H, I'm hiring the National Guard. 385 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,446 He may need more than that. 386 00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:06,919 I can't wait to see Kane-- Kane set Triple H on fire. 387 00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:09,321 -[Lawler] What?! -[Cole] Here's Lilian Garcia. 388 00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:15,060 Bulldog, Bulldog, you totally caught the Boss Man by surprise, 389 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:18,097 but why would you give the Hardcore Title back to Al Snow? 390 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,469 [Cole] Well, no response from The British Bulldog 391 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,537 as he leaves the Pepsi Arena. 392 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:29,808 Folks, there are two tons of dirt piled high. 393 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,578 That grave is six feet deep. 394 00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:35,314 The dirt is cold, dark, and damp. 395 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:39,017 And later on tonight, for the first time in WWE history, 396 00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:42,287 the Tag Team Titles will be determined 397 00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:45,290 right here in a Buried Alive Match on SmackDown. 398 00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:48,494 [Lawler] Somebody's gonna get buried, they're gonna get buried alive, and… 399 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,195 -[Cole] It's X-Pac. -[Lawler] What? 400 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,030 Hey, where the hell is Kane at? 401 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:59,638 Triple H, this past Monday night on Raw, you started a war with… with Kane. 402 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,507 And based on what's happening tonight, 403 00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:05,110 it doesn't seem like it's a war that you really wanna be involved in. 404 00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:08,013 Kane wants to douse me in his-- in gas? 405 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,482 Well, I'm gonna douse him in his own blood. 406 00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:12,050 He can bring whatever he wants. 407 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:13,919 I'm gonna bring this… 408 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,554 ♪ You think you're better? Yeah ♪ 409 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,022 …and I'm gonna bring this. 410 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,757 And he can come and get both. 411 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:19,992 ♪ Suck it! ♪ 412 00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:23,729 [Cole] There will be an explosion on SmackDown tonight. 413 00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:25,230 ♪ But that's the breaks, boy ♪ 414 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:29,067 [Lawler] Well, the title's gonna be up for grabs, except… 415 00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:31,770 there's one little difference, that big sledgehammer. 416 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,972 That's the big equalizer. 417 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:38,644 [Cole] Triple H will put the WWE Championship on the line tonight 418 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,078 against Kane. 419 00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:42,848 Sledgehammer in one hand, title in the other. 420 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:43,849 [Lawler chuckles] 421 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,317 ["Make Some Noise" playing] 422 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:48,420 It's been an emotional few weeks for X-Pac. 423 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:49,788 Many questions… 424 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:50,956 [music fades] 425 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,958 …hopefully to be answered here tonight. 426 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,227 The reason why I came out here right now… 427 00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:59,031 is I've got something to say to Kane. 428 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:02,267 I know you're back there, man. Come on out. 429 00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:05,938 [Lawler] No. Leave him back there. He's got gasoline. 430 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,775 -Uh-oh. -[loud bang] 431 00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,710 Oh! See there? 432 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:12,878 ["Burned" playing] 433 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,013 I blame X-Pac for this anyway. 434 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,215 [Cole] Blame him for what? 435 00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:20,052 [Lawler] Oh, he tried to make a human being out of Kane and now-- 436 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:23,055 and now Kane's reverted back to this monstrous side. 437 00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:25,324 I don't-- It's all X-Pac's fault. 438 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,892 [Cole] Well, the bottom line is, King, 439 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,560 you're looking at the man, Kane, 440 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:32,531 who may become the next World Wrestling Entertainment Champion 441 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:33,465 right here tonight. 442 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:36,435 He'll meet Triple H on SmackDown. 443 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,203 [Lawler] But are you sure Triple H meant 444 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,038 that the title's gonna be up for grabs here? 445 00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:41,306 [Cole] That's what he meant. 446 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,075 [Lawler groans] 447 00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,313 [music fades] 448 00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:50,983 What's going on with you, man? 449 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:54,019 You need to get your mind right. 450 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,320 [Lawler] Mind? He's insane. 451 00:20:55,387 --> 00:21:00,692 Tonight, you have an opportunity to be the WWE Champion. 452 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:05,631 You've been there before, and, damn it, man, I know you can do it again. 453 00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:09,835 [crowd cheering] 454 00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:11,103 [Lawler] Don't encourage him. 455 00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:15,007 The thing is… 456 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,643 you're gonna do it without me. 457 00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:19,244 [Lawler] What? 458 00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:23,582 No, don't-- hey, don't say nothing, man. 459 00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:24,950 This is my time to talk. 460 00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:29,721 -Last Thursday, I told you… -[Lawler] Oh, look, look. 461 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:36,061 …damn it, I told you not to come out and get involved in my business. 462 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,197 -[Lawler] But he did. -And that if you did, that it was over. 463 00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:41,266 -[Lawler] But he did. -So, dude… 464 00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:46,505 as much as I hate to say it, 465 00:21:46,571 --> 00:21:50,542 the way things have been going, it's no good for you. 466 00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:51,777 That's it, man. 467 00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:54,212 -It's all over. -[Cole] No! 468 00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:56,014 [Lawler] Yeah. He busted up the team. 469 00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:58,016 -[crowd booing] -[Cole] How… 470 00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:00,585 How can X-Pac do-- How can he do this? 471 00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:04,990 [Lawler] Well, I guess he thinks he's doing it for Kane and probably is. 472 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:08,393 [Cole] Well, that's what X-Pac says, but is he doing the right thing? 473 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:14,399 Well, folks, as Kane looks on after his friend X-Pac… 474 00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:17,803 -Man, oh man. -[Lawler] Oh, look at Kane. 475 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,740 [Cole] What an emotional few weeks for Kane. 476 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,911 I don't think he knows whether he's coming or going, King. 477 00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:30,048 I mean, can you imagine losing your best friend? 478 00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:32,384 Well, Kane's gonna have to take on Triple H 479 00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:35,120 for the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship tonight. 480 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,155 But how in the world is he gonna be able to focus? 481 00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:39,891 Well, if you ask me, this is gonna make a monster out of Kane. 482 00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:43,929 This is gonna give him his best opportunity to win the WWE Title. 483 00:22:43,995 --> 00:22:45,997 Who needs X-Pac? What's X-Pac gonna do? 484 00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:48,767 He's gonna have Kane in touch with his feminine side next. 485 00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,168 [Cole] Well, tonight on SmackDown, 486 00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:54,339 Triple H puts the WWE Title on the line against Kane. 487 00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:56,875 Kane's already doused Triple H in gasoline. 488 00:22:56,942 --> 00:23:01,012 He's threatened to set him on fire, but does Triple H have the equalizer? 489 00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:02,514 And wait a minute. 490 00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:04,816 [speaking in Spanish] 491 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,785 Vámonos. Vámonos, vámonos. 492 00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:10,188 -Dope-o, vámonos. Let's go. -Okay, okay. 493 00:23:10,255 --> 00:23:11,790 -Come on! -Okay. 494 00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:13,024 [speaking in Spanish] 495 00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:15,160 [Lawler] That's Mexican wrestlers. Lucha libre. 496 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,695 [Cole] That's Chris Jericho! 497 00:23:17,262 --> 00:23:18,263 [Lawler] How do you know? 498 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:20,298 [Cole] And I wonder who's carrying his bags. 499 00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:23,168 [Lawler] Well, you know everything, don't you? 500 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,070 ["Slow Death" playing] 501 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,238 [Cole] Well, I know this. 502 00:23:26,304 --> 00:23:29,975 Here comes Hardcore Holly and his cousin, Crash. 503 00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:32,444 [Lawler] Uh-oh, and they got the scales with them. 504 00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:34,246 [Cole] It was last Monday on Raw, King, 505 00:23:34,312 --> 00:23:39,484 that the Hollys used that scale to weigh in the Hardys. 506 00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:41,086 [Lawler] Well, that's because the Hardys, 507 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:44,222 compared to these super heavyweight Hollys, are a couple of lightweights. 508 00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:46,525 [Cole] The Hollys wanted to see if the Hardys 509 00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:49,261 were up to the task of competing with the super heavyweights. 510 00:23:49,327 --> 00:23:51,329 You know, that's the Holly criteria. 511 00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:56,134 -[Lawler] I love the Hollys. -[Cole] You would. 512 00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:58,203 Well, folks, tonight's SmackDown 513 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,940 is brought to you by Hansen's real energy drinks. 514 00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:04,109 The real high-energy deal. 515 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:08,513 [Lawler] And by JVC Kaboom Box. So loud, it hurts. 516 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:13,718 [Cole] And by SquareSoft and its new PlayStation game, Final Fantasy VIII. 517 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:18,056 This is SmackDown on UPN. What an explosive night it's been already. 518 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,124 [music fades] 519 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:21,993 Still to come, WWE Title match. 520 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:25,730 All right, it's no secret by now the reason I'm out here, 521 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:27,999 and that's because I'm looking for a fight. 522 00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:31,169 Not just any fight… 523 00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:34,973 but a super heavyweight fight. 524 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,809 [Lawler] Oh, there you go. The Hollys love to fight. 525 00:24:37,876 --> 00:24:39,544 So, this is what I want. 526 00:24:42,547 --> 00:24:45,383 I want some googly-eyed monkey 527 00:24:45,450 --> 00:24:48,286 to come walking through that curtain right there, 528 00:24:48,353 --> 00:24:51,356 come down that ramp, and get in this ring. 529 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,226 [Lawler] But it's gotta be super heavyweight, right? 530 00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:57,963 Everyone knows the proper requirements and qualifications. 531 00:24:59,264 --> 00:25:04,135 So my cousin Crash has got his scale out here 532 00:25:04,202 --> 00:25:07,272 to see if they meet those requirements. 533 00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:11,476 [Lawler] Gotta be heavy, super heavy. 534 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,247 What, they gonna be over 300 pounds or what? 535 00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:17,549 [Cole] Over 300 pounds, classified as a super heavyweight. 536 00:25:17,616 --> 00:25:19,417 And after you meet those requirements… 537 00:25:19,484 --> 00:25:21,019 ♪ One, two, is this on? ♪ 538 00:25:21,086 --> 00:25:22,921 -[Cole] Oh, wait a minute. -[Lawler] What? 539 00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:25,423 ♪ Yo, Jimmy, hit me with that Triple H ♪ 540 00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:27,092 [Cole] That's Triple H's music. 541 00:25:27,158 --> 00:25:29,394 [Lawler] Well, he don't weigh over 300 pounds. 542 00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:31,096 [Cole] He might be up for a challenge. 543 00:25:31,162 --> 00:25:32,464 ["My Time" playing] 544 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:35,000 [Lawler] Triple H has already challenged Kane. 545 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:37,068 -[Cole] Oh no! -[Lawler] What?! 546 00:25:37,135 --> 00:25:39,604 [Cole] It's the Ninth Wonder of the World! 547 00:25:39,671 --> 00:25:43,074 Chyna has accepted Hardcore Holly's challenge! 548 00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:45,644 [Lawler] Oh, wait, are you sure? Wait a minute. 549 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:49,447 [Cole] Well, she is the Number One Contender for the Intercontinental Title. 550 00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:55,120 She'll meet Jeff Jarrett on September 26th at Unforgiven. 551 00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:59,090 And maybe she wants a warm-up tonight against Hardcore Holly. 552 00:25:59,157 --> 00:26:02,027 [Lawler] But you know women are always self-conscious about their weight. 553 00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:05,997 She's not gonna get on any scale. I don't think she weighs 300. 554 00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:07,966 ♪ Our time, our time ♪ 555 00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:10,602 [Cole] The Ninth Wonder of the World, Chyna, 556 00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:12,704 has never, ever backed down from a challenge. 557 00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:14,105 Hold on, sweetheart. [chuckles] 558 00:26:14,172 --> 00:26:15,373 [music ends] 559 00:26:15,874 --> 00:26:20,145 You're a woman, I'm a man, and I don't wrestle women. 560 00:26:21,146 --> 00:26:22,180 You got that? 561 00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:26,585 Of course, if you were a man, 562 00:26:27,852 --> 00:26:32,591 with those 200-pound sacks of silicone hanging off your chest, 563 00:26:32,657 --> 00:26:34,592 I think you might make those requirements. 564 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,529 [Lawler laughs] Oh, did he just say that? 565 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:40,999 But the fact of the matter is you're a woman, and I'm not wrestling a woman. 566 00:26:41,499 --> 00:26:43,668 This is no place for a woman. 567 00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:47,672 So, you got two choices, honey. 568 00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:51,977 Either get your ass up or get your ass out of this ring 569 00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:53,745 because I'm not wrestling you tonight. 570 00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:57,015 [Cole] Well, Hardcore Holly laying down the law. 571 00:26:57,082 --> 00:27:00,318 And wait a minute! Chyna, she's taking no for an answer. 572 00:27:00,385 --> 00:27:02,187 -[Lawler] Oh my gosh. -[bell ringing] 573 00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:06,057 [Cole] She just-- she delivered the scale to the back, 574 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:07,892 and here goes Chyna now. 575 00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:11,663 Chyna hammering away on Hardcore Holly. 576 00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:14,866 [Lawler] I'm telling you, Hardcore Holly was on the receiving end of a… 577 00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:18,169 a hardcore hit with a scale. 578 00:27:18,236 --> 00:27:21,373 [Cole] And I think Crash is on the receiving end too with a forearm. 579 00:27:21,439 --> 00:27:22,440 [crowd cheering] 580 00:27:22,507 --> 00:27:23,942 And, King, can you smell it? 581 00:27:24,009 --> 00:27:26,311 Oh my, what a clothesline by Hardcore Holly. 582 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:29,147 -Can you smell that odor? Gasoline. -[Lawler] Yeah, I do. I smell it. 583 00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:31,282 [Cole] Gasoline's filled the arena. 584 00:27:31,349 --> 00:27:35,220 And keep in mind, Chyna was doused with that gasoline earlier on on SmackDown 585 00:27:35,286 --> 00:27:37,756 as Kane tried to set her and Triple H on fire. 586 00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:39,391 [Lawler] Look at this, now they're arguing. 587 00:27:39,457 --> 00:27:42,260 He's saying, "I thought you said you weren't gonna whip a woman?" 588 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:45,597 [Cole] Well, they better stop arguing because Chyna… 589 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,599 Oh, planted! DDT! 590 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,101 [crowd cheering] 591 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:52,037 -Man, oh man. -[Lawler] DDT from Chyna. 592 00:27:53,371 --> 00:27:54,439 [Cole] And wait a minute. 593 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,441 Here's the Intercontinental Champion Jeff Jarrett, 594 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,510 -and Jarrett putting boots down on Chyna. -[bell ringing] 595 00:27:58,576 --> 00:27:59,577 [Lawler] Look at this! 596 00:27:59,644 --> 00:28:01,746 [Cole] Jarrett will defend that Intercontinental Title 597 00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:03,214 against Chyna at Unforgiven. 598 00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:05,850 And he's relentless, and here's Mr. Ass. 599 00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:09,287 [Lawler] I can't believe it. 600 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:12,624 [Cole] Mr. Ass, who rightly believes he's the Number One Contender 601 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,960 for the Intercontinental Title, chasing Jeff Jarrett from the ring. 602 00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:17,028 And perhaps… 603 00:28:17,095 --> 00:28:20,465 [Lawler] Wait, wait, wait, it's puppies! Puppies and kittens! Yoo-hoo! 604 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:24,769 [Cole] And Mr. Ass perhaps renewing his friendship here with Chyna. 605 00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:26,538 They've been friends for a long time 606 00:28:26,604 --> 00:28:29,741 before the business of the Intercontinental Title got in the way. 607 00:28:29,808 --> 00:28:32,043 [Lawler] Yeah, but she beat him to the punch. 608 00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:34,713 She messed him out of that title shot when she signed the contract first. 609 00:28:34,779 --> 00:28:37,248 [Cole] Well, they're long-time friends and Mr. Ass helping her to… 610 00:28:37,315 --> 00:28:39,317 -Wait a minute! The Famouser! -[Lawler gasps] 611 00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:42,620 Mr. Ass sticking it to Chyna. 612 00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:45,657 [Lawler] I knew he would hold a grudge. 613 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,592 [Cole] Well, he held a grudge, all right. 614 00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:48,893 ♪ Well, I'm an ass man ♪ 615 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,062 Mr. Ass is an ass, plain and simple. 616 00:28:51,129 --> 00:28:54,199 [Lawler] What? I'm gonna tell him you said that, Michael Cole. 617 00:28:54,265 --> 00:28:56,167 [Cole] There's no reason for that. 618 00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:59,704 He still believes he's the Number One Contender for the Intercontinental Title. 619 00:28:59,771 --> 00:29:01,106 [music fades] 620 00:29:01,172 --> 00:29:05,376 -What? What the hell are you laugh-- -You got your ass kicked by… a woman-- 621 00:29:05,443 --> 00:29:06,945 -[Cole] Oh! -[Lawler laughs] 622 00:29:07,011 --> 00:29:09,581 [Cole] Crash Holly was laughing at Hardcore 623 00:29:09,647 --> 00:29:11,649 because of the way Chyna treated him, 624 00:29:11,716 --> 00:29:14,385 and this thing's disintegrated again between the cousins. 625 00:29:14,452 --> 00:29:16,754 -[Lawler] I love these guys. -Come on, let's go. 626 00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:20,792 [Cole] And now referees out here. Oh man. 627 00:29:20,859 --> 00:29:22,761 [Lawler] I'm telling you they're hardcore. 628 00:29:22,827 --> 00:29:24,596 Crash was laughing at Hardcore Holly 629 00:29:24,662 --> 00:29:28,099 because he said he got-- just got beat by a woman. 630 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:30,635 [Cole] I'll tell you, these guys are like the Hatfields and McCoys 631 00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:32,570 of World Wrestling Entertainment. 632 00:29:32,637 --> 00:29:35,039 When they get along, they're a tremendous team. 633 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,308 [Lawler] I like 'em better when fighting. Uh-oh. 634 00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:38,710 [Cole] And there's X-Pac. 635 00:29:38,776 --> 00:29:42,113 What a dramatic night on SmackDown for that man. 636 00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:43,948 [Lawler] He's leaving. He's leaving. Good. 637 00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:46,951 -He left his best friend Kane in the ring. -[Lawler] He's leaving him again. 638 00:29:47,018 --> 00:29:49,187 [Cole] Telling Kane he'd be better off without him. 639 00:29:49,254 --> 00:29:51,456 [crowd cheering] 640 00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:52,490 Oh, that's… 641 00:29:53,057 --> 00:29:54,125 That's, uh… 642 00:29:58,897 --> 00:30:03,001 Tonight on SmackDown on UPN, the first time in WWE history, 643 00:30:03,067 --> 00:30:06,471 the Tag Titles will be determined in a Buried Alive Match. 644 00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:08,506 [Lawler] That's right, The Undertaker and The Big Show 645 00:30:08,573 --> 00:30:12,076 are gonna try to bury Mankind and The Rock alive 646 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:14,245 and try to become the Tag Team Champions in the process. 647 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,014 [Mankind] Thanks for the ride, Rock. 648 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,316 I had a little trouble breathing in there though. 649 00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:19,617 [crowd cheering] 650 00:30:19,684 --> 00:30:21,219 Let The Rock understand this correctly. 651 00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:24,389 The Rock let you ride in the trunk of his limousine and you're complaining? 652 00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:27,592 Well, I'm not complaining. It's just I was getting a little woozy… 653 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:30,528 Rock, Rock, what do you think of the new shirt? 654 00:30:30,595 --> 00:30:32,297 What does The Rock think of your new shirt? 655 00:30:32,363 --> 00:30:34,933 Well, The Rock likes your new shirt. It looks great on you. 656 00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:37,302 Better yet, do you like your new shirt? 657 00:30:37,368 --> 00:30:40,572 -I like-- -It doesn't matter if you like your shirt! 658 00:30:40,638 --> 00:30:41,673 [Lawler laughs] 659 00:30:41,739 --> 00:30:44,042 It's the last time I fall for that one, Rock. 660 00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:46,144 [chuckling] You're not getting me again. 661 00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:49,080 I gotta steal that one some time. That's good. 662 00:30:49,981 --> 00:30:52,317 "It doesn't matter what you think." 663 00:30:52,383 --> 00:30:54,385 ["Follower" playing] 664 00:30:54,452 --> 00:30:58,089 [Cole] I'll tell you what, this is gonna be a war. 665 00:30:58,156 --> 00:31:01,993 Two big old boys fighting. It's gonna be like a bar fight out here. 666 00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:08,032 [Chimel] …by Faarooq, he weighs in at 305 pounds, Bradshaw! 667 00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:10,235 [Lawler] Look at that look in his eyes, Michael. 668 00:31:10,301 --> 00:31:12,503 [Cole] The big old Texan, Bradshaw, taking it-- 669 00:31:12,570 --> 00:31:14,572 -set to take on Bubba of the Dudley Boyz. -[bell ringing] 670 00:31:14,639 --> 00:31:15,807 And here we go now. 671 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,008 And speaking of Texans, King, 672 00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:18,843 we're still expecting the arrival 673 00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:21,946 of another Texan right here tonight on SmackDown. 674 00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:23,715 [Lawler] Yeah. I still don't believe it, Michael. 675 00:31:23,781 --> 00:31:28,253 [Cole] The Texas Rattlesnake expected to be here tonight on UPN. 676 00:31:28,319 --> 00:31:29,921 [Lawler] It's you and JR expecting him. 677 00:31:29,988 --> 00:31:34,325 [Cole] Well, you know, Triple H, very jittery throughout the afternoon. 678 00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:38,096 Very concerned. Perhaps he got wind that Stone Cold's gonna be here. 679 00:31:38,162 --> 00:31:39,330 [Lawler] Oh, look at this. 680 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:42,400 [Cole] Oh man, what a suplex. And speaking of Triple H… 681 00:31:42,467 --> 00:31:44,202 [Bubba Ray] What do you think of Bradshaw? 682 00:31:44,269 --> 00:31:48,606 [Cole] He's gonna take on Kane right here tonight, WWE Title on the line. 683 00:31:48,673 --> 00:31:51,643 Bradshaw knocking Bubba out right here in front of us. 684 00:31:51,709 --> 00:31:55,013 -[Long] Get him back inside, Bradshaw. -[Lawler] Yeah, get him back inside. 685 00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:57,348 [Cole] The Dudley Boyz made their reputations 686 00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:59,284 on being two tough costumers. 687 00:31:59,350 --> 00:32:02,553 And Bradshaw now with a right hand to Bubba of the Dudley Boyz. 688 00:32:03,821 --> 00:32:06,824 Another right hand to Bubba Ray, Bradshaw now. 689 00:32:06,891 --> 00:32:09,861 Look out. Oh, into the steel stairs. 690 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,429 [Lawler] What a night here on SmackDown. 691 00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:13,164 We've already had one title match. 692 00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:17,135 British Bulldog wins the Hardcore Title and then gave it to Al Snow. 693 00:32:17,201 --> 00:32:20,505 We're gonna see the WWE Title on the line, Triple H and Kane, 694 00:32:20,571 --> 00:32:23,541 and then the Tag Titles in a Buried Alive Match. 695 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:24,442 What a night! 696 00:32:24,509 --> 00:32:27,745 [Cole] Rock and Mankind, Undertaker, Big Show, Buried Alive Match. 697 00:32:27,812 --> 00:32:29,881 Bradshaw with a right hand now to Bubba Ray. 698 00:32:29,947 --> 00:32:32,517 And, folks, this has been a brawl since the beginning. 699 00:32:33,584 --> 00:32:35,853 [Lawler] I think Bradshaw just hit Bubba Ray so hard, 700 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,588 he's gonna clear up that speech impediment. 701 00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:40,725 [Cole] Bradshaw into the ropes, misses with a right hand. 702 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,293 Here comes the big 300-pounder, 703 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,362 and what a football block with the shoulder. 704 00:32:44,429 --> 00:32:47,031 [Lawler] Oh, don't start that football crap. You and JR too? 705 00:32:47,532 --> 00:32:49,567 [Cole] Speaking of JR, as he said Monday night, 706 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:53,438 Stone Cold will be here on SmackDown. 707 00:32:53,504 --> 00:32:55,273 [Lawler] Wow, did you see that smack? 708 00:32:56,274 --> 00:32:58,543 [Cole] Bubba Ray with a right hand to Bradshaw. 709 00:32:58,609 --> 00:33:02,513 I'll tell you what, Bubba Ray, he doesn't give a pound away to Bradshaw at all. 710 00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:06,184 It's toe-to-toe now, both of these giants going at it, middle of the ring. 711 00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:07,485 [both grunting] 712 00:33:07,552 --> 00:33:09,053 Right hands. Who's gonna go down first? 713 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,922 [Lawler] I don't know. They're landing haymakers 714 00:33:10,988 --> 00:33:12,991 and it's having no effect on either one of them. 715 00:33:13,057 --> 00:33:15,059 [Cole] Bradshaw with a kick to the ribs. 716 00:33:19,464 --> 00:33:20,732 Look at Bubba Ray now. 717 00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:22,867 [Lawler] I wanna ask you a question, Michael. Oh! 718 00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:25,670 You would know this. What causes a speech impediment like Bubba Ray has? 719 00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:29,107 [Cole] Bradshaw now after that clothesline to Bubba Ray. 720 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:30,074 [Bubba Ray groans] 721 00:33:30,141 --> 00:33:31,876 And Bradshaw is in control. 722 00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:34,579 Bubba Ray better watch himself here. He's in big trouble. 723 00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:37,982 -[Long] Hey, what are you doing? -[Lawler] I think it's-- Oh! 724 00:33:38,049 --> 00:33:39,117 [Cole] Here's D-Von now. 725 00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:41,352 [Cole] Referee calls for the bell, and here's Faarooq, 726 00:33:41,419 --> 00:33:43,021 and all hell's broken loose now. 727 00:33:43,087 --> 00:33:45,289 Dudley Boyz and The Acolytes going at it. 728 00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:46,824 [Lawler] Referee didn't waste any time. 729 00:33:46,891 --> 00:33:49,160 -He rang the bell immediately. -[bell ringing] 730 00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:50,228 This is gonna get ugly. 731 00:33:50,294 --> 00:33:52,997 [Cole] I'm sure referee Teddy Long knew this one could get out of control. 732 00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:55,400 And as soon as D-Von hopped in the ring, the bell rang, 733 00:33:55,466 --> 00:33:57,735 -and look at these guys going at it. -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 734 00:33:57,802 --> 00:34:00,538 [Cole] Well, there goes Teddy Long, and Bubba Ray from behind. 735 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:05,543 And look at this, Bubba Ray and Bradshaw still hammering each other. 736 00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:07,211 Faarooq and D-Von going at it. 737 00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:10,047 -This is a war. -[Lawler] I'm telling you. 738 00:34:10,114 --> 00:34:13,051 [Cole] Referees and officials now into the ring… 739 00:34:14,452 --> 00:34:15,820 to break this thing up. 740 00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:20,024 This is far from over between these two teams. 741 00:34:20,591 --> 00:34:22,493 -["Follower" playing] -And I'll tell you, folks, 742 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,396 when the Dudley Boyz and The Acolytes clash, 743 00:34:25,463 --> 00:34:27,465 it is gonna be a war. 744 00:34:27,532 --> 00:34:30,568 We told you earlier, British Bulldog defeated the Big Boss Man 745 00:34:30,635 --> 00:34:34,138 for the Hardcore Title, turned the title over to Al Snow. 746 00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:36,340 Lilian's with the Boss Man. 747 00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:37,575 Boss Man… 748 00:34:37,642 --> 00:34:40,111 Just shut up and listen to what I got to say. 749 00:34:40,178 --> 00:34:44,015 I don't know what kind of plan Al Snow and The British Bulldog have got, 750 00:34:44,081 --> 00:34:46,684 but they have [bleep] me off. 751 00:34:47,351 --> 00:34:50,822 Al Snow comes down to the ring, shoves a piece of paper in my mouth, 752 00:34:50,888 --> 00:34:52,824 and thinks that's gonna scare me? 753 00:34:52,890 --> 00:34:54,826 I don't know what they're thinking, 754 00:34:54,892 --> 00:34:58,362 but that little dog, feeding it to him was just a piece of cake, 755 00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:00,531 because when I skinned him, he looked like a squirrel. 756 00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:03,835 But I'm gonna get to The British Bulldog, I'm gonna skin him, 757 00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:05,269 I'm gonna skin Al Snow, 758 00:35:05,336 --> 00:35:06,971 and they're both gonna look like pigs 759 00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:10,675 because the Big Boss Man gets what he wants when he wants it. 760 00:35:10,741 --> 00:35:15,546 Whatever he says, he does, and that's a plain and simple fact! 761 00:35:17,014 --> 00:35:19,383 [Cole] I wanna know what Al Snow had written on that paper and… 762 00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:20,284 ♪ This is a test ♪ 763 00:35:20,351 --> 00:35:22,854 [Lawler] I don't know, but it didn't taste too good. 764 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,655 [Cole] And what's this, King? 765 00:35:24,722 --> 00:35:26,257 It's Test! 766 00:35:26,324 --> 00:35:30,928 Test is here with his bride-to-be, Stephanie McMahon. 767 00:35:30,995 --> 00:35:32,964 ["This Is a Test" playing] 768 00:35:33,030 --> 00:35:36,567 What a trial these two have gone through over the past few months. 769 00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:39,971 But, King, as they say, love conquers all. 770 00:35:40,037 --> 00:35:41,405 [Lawler] Oh, give me a break. 771 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,709 [Cole] Hey, look what they both endured. 772 00:35:44,775 --> 00:35:49,180 Stephanie's brother, Shane, he was dead against this happening, 773 00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:52,550 but Test and Stephanie are now engaged to be married. 774 00:35:52,617 --> 00:35:54,185 [Lawler] Well, Test just got lucky 775 00:35:54,252 --> 00:35:56,621 in that match against Shane and the Posse 776 00:35:56,687 --> 00:36:01,159 and-- oh, I hope maybe Stephanie is gonna call this whole thing off. 777 00:36:01,225 --> 00:36:02,960 Maybe she's come to her senses. 778 00:36:03,027 --> 00:36:04,228 [music fades] 779 00:36:04,295 --> 00:36:07,532 -Please… -Mom, Pat, Jerry, 780 00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:09,200 will you please come out here? 781 00:36:09,267 --> 00:36:11,035 We have an announcement to make. 782 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:12,837 -[Lawler] An announcement? -[Cole] All right! 783 00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:14,305 [Lawler] What do you mean "all right"? 784 00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:16,507 -["Real American" playing] -Wait. Maybe-- yeah. 785 00:36:16,574 --> 00:36:19,010 If she calls this off, this will be a great announcement. 786 00:36:19,076 --> 00:36:20,411 [Cole] She can't call this off. 787 00:36:20,478 --> 00:36:23,247 -[Lawler] What do you mean? -After all they've been through? 788 00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:25,449 [Lawler] Anybody can come to their senses. 789 00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:28,052 [Cole] There's the president of World Wrestling Entertainment, 790 00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:29,887 Stephanie McMahon's mother, Linda, 791 00:36:29,954 --> 00:36:32,757 flanked by Pat Patterson and Jerry Brisco. 792 00:36:32,823 --> 00:36:34,859 [Lawler] What happened to the rest of Patterson's pants? 793 00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:38,796 [Cole] Patterson and Brisco, you know, the best men for Test in that wedding. 794 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:41,532 [Lawler] You gotta be kidding me. Wouldn't that be a joke? 795 00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:42,633 [Cole] Why? 796 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,402 They've done a lot for Test since he's come 797 00:36:44,468 --> 00:36:48,806 -to World Wrestling Entertainment. -[Lawler] Patterson a best man? Come on. 798 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:51,242 He wouldn't even-- he wouldn't even dress up for network TV. 799 00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:53,044 What would he look like at somebody's wedding? 800 00:36:53,110 --> 00:36:54,946 [Cole] Well, I don't think he was expecting 801 00:36:55,012 --> 00:36:56,881 to be called out to the ring here tonight, King. 802 00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:58,216 [Lawler] Look at this. 803 00:36:58,282 --> 00:36:59,750 ♪ Fight for your life ♪ 804 00:36:59,817 --> 00:37:00,818 Last Monday on Raw 805 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:03,554 was the most revolting sight in my life, we saw Patterson's puppies. 806 00:37:03,621 --> 00:37:06,290 Oh, and look at Test sucking up to his in-laws. 807 00:37:06,357 --> 00:37:07,491 [Stephanie] You ready? 808 00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:08,793 [Cole] What's wrong with that? 809 00:37:08,859 --> 00:37:11,662 Andrew and I have set our wedding date. 810 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:12,964 -[Lawler] Oh no! -[Cole] All right! 811 00:37:13,030 --> 00:37:15,232 Monday, October 11th, 812 00:37:15,299 --> 00:37:19,704 and we, on behalf of my family and Andrew's family, 813 00:37:19,770 --> 00:37:23,541 would like to invite all of you. 814 00:37:23,608 --> 00:37:25,743 -[Lawler] What? -[crowd cheering] 815 00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:29,013 -Six weeks away-- -[Cole] It's a Monday night. 816 00:37:30,948 --> 00:37:32,016 [Lawler] Inviting everybody? 817 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:35,886 And I would like to invite the whole world 818 00:37:35,953 --> 00:37:39,924 to witness me marry this beautiful lady. 819 00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:42,026 [crowd cheering] 820 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:45,830 -[Cole] October 11th, Monday night… -[Lawler] I'm about to lose my lunch. 821 00:37:45,896 --> 00:37:47,231 [Cole] …on Raw. 822 00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:48,699 -["Posse" playing] -Oh no. 823 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:51,836 -[Lawler] Oh, thank goodness. -And talk about spoiling the party. 824 00:37:51,902 --> 00:37:53,804 [crowd booing] 825 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:57,108 [Cole] The Mean Street Posse. 826 00:37:57,174 --> 00:37:58,943 Well, here we go, King. You know what they say. 827 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:01,112 [Lawler] Oh baby. This is gonna be great. 828 00:38:01,178 --> 00:38:05,216 Hey. Do you think-- Do you think Linda McMahon can tussle? 829 00:38:06,384 --> 00:38:09,920 Here comes Terri Runnels and the Mean Street Posse. 830 00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:12,256 This might get really good. 831 00:38:12,323 --> 00:38:14,191 [Cole] This is not good, King. 832 00:38:14,258 --> 00:38:18,329 You know, they say, "Any objections?" And the Posse must have one here. 833 00:38:18,396 --> 00:38:20,631 [Lawler] Every day, somebody must pay. 834 00:38:20,698 --> 00:38:24,402 -[crowd chanting "Asshole"] -[Stephanie] Hey! Hey! 835 00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:26,804 -[Cole] Why are they even out here? -Enough of this. 836 00:38:27,371 --> 00:38:30,274 Pete, Joey, Rod, 837 00:38:30,341 --> 00:38:32,476 Pat, Jerry, Andrew, 838 00:38:32,543 --> 00:38:35,112 enough of this, enough is enough! 839 00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:37,114 Leave us alone. 840 00:38:37,181 --> 00:38:38,749 ["No Chance in Hell" playing] 841 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,851 -[Cole] Now what's going on? -[Lawler chuckles] 842 00:38:40,918 --> 00:38:42,653 [Lawler] What do you think's going on? 843 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:46,691 [Cole] And here comes Stephanie's brother, Shane McMahon. 844 00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:48,526 And what the hell is Shane gonna do now? 845 00:38:48,592 --> 00:38:51,028 How is he gonna spoil this great moment? 846 00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:53,597 Oh, come on, King, what? What? Come on, tell me. 847 00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:56,300 [Lawler] Well, he's been against this wedding from the get-go 848 00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:57,768 and justifiably so. 849 00:38:57,835 --> 00:38:59,470 [Cole] Why justifiably so? 850 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:01,272 [Lawler] Let's face it. 851 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:05,843 Test doesn't deserve a prize like Shane's sister, and Shane knows best. 852 00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:07,678 [Cole] These two people are in love, King. 853 00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:09,480 Can't you get that through your head? 854 00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:12,183 I mean, you've sat out here for two months now. 855 00:39:12,249 --> 00:39:16,287 -Posse. Posse, back off. Back it off. -[music fades] 856 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:18,589 [Lawler] What'd he mean? What'd he mean? Back off? 857 00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:23,461 I've known you guys for more than half of my life, so listen to me. 858 00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:27,231 You know when I'm being dead serious. You know this. 859 00:39:27,298 --> 00:39:32,103 And I'm not asking you, I'm telling you to leave the ring now. 860 00:39:32,169 --> 00:39:34,405 -This war with Test is over. -[Cole] What? What? 861 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:36,640 -[Lawler] What'd he say? -Go. 862 00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:38,542 -Shane McMahon… -Wait, Shane. This can't be over. 863 00:39:38,609 --> 00:39:41,979 -[Cole] Is he holding out the white flag? -[Lawler] No way. 864 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:44,181 -[Cole] Has he surrendered? -[Lawler] Not Shane. 865 00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:46,984 Shane, come on. What are you doing? 866 00:39:50,087 --> 00:39:51,822 -Posse's leaving. I can't believe it. -Stephanie… 867 00:39:52,957 --> 00:39:54,024 I owe you an apology. 868 00:39:54,091 --> 00:39:57,228 I owe all of you in this ring an apology, especially you. 869 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:03,534 My actions of late have been absolutely inexcusable. 870 00:40:06,470 --> 00:40:09,940 And yes, I have acted like one of those as well. 871 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:16,881 From the numerous attacks by the Mean Street Posse on you, Test, 872 00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:23,788 to my own personal battle with your now-fiancé at SummerSlam, 873 00:40:23,854 --> 00:40:25,022 I was wrong. 874 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:28,225 It's not easy, Stephanie, for a big brother 875 00:40:28,292 --> 00:40:31,529 to look in the eyes of his little sister and watch her grow up. 876 00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:33,164 It is very, very hard to do. 877 00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:36,934 And it's something I never, ever thought I could ever imagine 878 00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:39,003 that you stand before me as a woman. 879 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:46,377 [crowd chanting "Asshole"] 880 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:47,645 I deserve that. 881 00:40:47,711 --> 00:40:50,381 [chanting continues] 882 00:40:56,053 --> 00:40:58,422 Stephanie, I thought all the decisions I was making, 883 00:40:58,489 --> 00:41:03,093 I was doing the right thing for you, but I was absolutely 100% wrong. 884 00:41:03,661 --> 00:41:06,130 Stephanie, you're your own woman now. 885 00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:09,099 You have blossomed into a beautiful young woman, 886 00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:11,035 and you make your own decisions. 887 00:41:11,702 --> 00:41:14,705 Steph, you have my blessing. 888 00:41:15,272 --> 00:41:18,309 Go with your heart and marry Andrew. 889 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:22,947 But, Andrew, I have one last thing to say to you. 890 00:41:23,914 --> 00:41:27,585 And that is that you better always do the right thing 891 00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:29,954 and always treat Stephanie right. 892 00:41:31,455 --> 00:41:32,790 [Lawler] I can't believe it. 893 00:41:33,557 --> 00:41:36,093 [Cole] Shane extending the hand, the olive branch. 894 00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:42,500 All right. 895 00:41:42,566 --> 00:41:44,201 ♪ Test, this is a test ♪ 896 00:41:44,268 --> 00:41:46,403 Finally, Shane McMahon has come to his senses. 897 00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:49,340 Finally, Shane has become a man. 898 00:41:49,406 --> 00:41:51,909 He stands up here and does the right thing. 899 00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:56,647 [Lawler] I can't believe that Stephanie and… and Test or Andrew or whatever he is 900 00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:57,815 are gonna get married. 901 00:41:57,882 --> 00:41:58,816 What's the date again? 902 00:41:58,883 --> 00:42:01,252 [Cole] October 11th, it's a Monday night, 903 00:42:01,318 --> 00:42:03,020 and you know what that means. 904 00:42:03,087 --> 00:42:04,822 [Lawler] They've invited the world. 905 00:42:04,889 --> 00:42:07,558 [Cole] The world has been invited live on Raw Is War, 906 00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:09,326 Monday night, October 11th. 907 00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:12,563 Stephanie McMahon and Test will tie the knot 908 00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:15,900 with the blessing of Stephanie's brother, Shane. 909 00:42:15,966 --> 00:42:18,202 -Wait a minute. -[Lawler] There's no blessing here. 910 00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:19,970 [Cole] The WWE Title is on the line. 911 00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:22,206 -What's Kane got? -[Lawler] He's got a blowtorch! 912 00:42:22,273 --> 00:42:24,041 [Cole] That's a torch! What's he gonna do? 913 00:42:25,943 --> 00:42:30,748 Rock, Mankind, the WWE Tag Team Titles are on the line. 914 00:42:30,814 --> 00:42:33,817 Now unfortunately, it looks like you're gonna have to defend them 915 00:42:33,884 --> 00:42:38,022 The Undertaker and The Big Show's way in a Buried Alive Match. 916 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,695 Hold the microphone right here. Hold it, darling. 917 00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:47,765 The Rock-- Let The Rock ask you a quick question real quick. 918 00:42:47,831 --> 00:42:50,301 Do you have a warm fuzzy feeling in your stomach right now? 919 00:42:50,367 --> 00:42:51,335 Yeah. 920 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:53,637 Goose bumps running up and down your spine? 921 00:42:54,438 --> 00:42:56,574 Well, goose bump your ass on out of here. 922 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:57,474 [Lawler laughs] 923 00:42:57,541 --> 00:42:58,876 The Rock says this. 924 00:42:58,943 --> 00:43:02,780 Undertaker and Big Show, finally The Rock is gonna beat-- 925 00:43:02,846 --> 00:43:05,215 The Rock and Mankind are gonna beat you two candyasses 926 00:43:05,282 --> 00:43:06,116 at your own game. 927 00:43:06,183 --> 00:43:10,387 And tonight, The Rock is gonna shovel the dirt, shovel the dirt, 928 00:43:10,454 --> 00:43:12,756 shovel the dirt on your two candyasses. 929 00:43:12,823 --> 00:43:15,559 And when it's all said and done, all the smoke has cleared, 930 00:43:15,626 --> 00:43:18,596 all the dust has settled, and the millions… 931 00:43:18,662 --> 00:43:20,598 [crowd] And millions! 932 00:43:20,664 --> 00:43:24,068 …of Rock's fans are through chanting his name, 933 00:43:24,134 --> 00:43:26,370 -"Rocky, Rocky…" -[crowd chanting "Rocky"] 934 00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:27,471 [Lawler] Listen to this. 935 00:43:27,538 --> 00:43:29,006 [chanting continues] 936 00:43:29,073 --> 00:43:32,943 The Rock says this, he's gonna undo all the dirt right out, 937 00:43:33,010 --> 00:43:37,514 take that shovel, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candyasses. 938 00:43:37,581 --> 00:43:38,415 [Lawler laughs] 939 00:43:38,482 --> 00:43:40,351 That's good, Rock, but I gotta be honest. 940 00:43:40,417 --> 00:43:42,653 I've been thinking about this match all day, 941 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:45,689 and when I think about putting two tons of earth 942 00:43:45,756 --> 00:43:48,292 over The Undertaker and The Big Show, 943 00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:51,061 I get kind of a warm fuzzy feeling myself, 944 00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:54,465 and I like it, I like it, I really like it. 945 00:43:54,531 --> 00:43:56,800 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah! ♪ 946 00:43:56,867 --> 00:43:58,869 ♪ Buried alive, buried alive ♪ 947 00:43:58,936 --> 00:43:59,803 [Lawler] Oh no. 948 00:44:00,604 --> 00:44:02,473 -He's a Bee Gee. -♪ One, two, is this on? ♪ 949 00:44:02,539 --> 00:44:05,209 [Cole] Well, there's gonna be no warm fuzzy feeling in this match. 950 00:44:05,275 --> 00:44:06,543 [Lawler] He was a Bee Gee. 951 00:44:06,610 --> 00:44:08,379 -[Cole] What's that? -[Lawler] A big goof. 952 00:44:08,445 --> 00:44:09,613 ["My Time" playing] 953 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:13,183 [Cole] World Wrestling Entertainment Championship is on the line, 954 00:44:13,984 --> 00:44:19,123 Triple H defending against Kane, and here comes the champion. 955 00:44:20,624 --> 00:44:22,326 ♪ You don't know what trouble is ♪ 956 00:44:22,393 --> 00:44:24,962 [Lawler] Wait a minute. The champion's not supposed to come out first. 957 00:44:25,029 --> 00:44:25,963 ♪ Here comes trouble ♪ 958 00:44:26,030 --> 00:44:28,032 -You save the best for last. -[Cole] Wait a minute. 959 00:44:28,098 --> 00:44:32,770 He's flanked by Chyna, and look what Chyna has in her right hand. 960 00:44:32,836 --> 00:44:35,072 -[Lawler] Yeah, what? -[Cole] A sledgehammer. 961 00:44:35,739 --> 00:44:39,810 And you saw what Triple H did with that sledgehammer to Kane Monday night on Raw. 962 00:44:39,877 --> 00:44:41,145 [Lawler] Right. 963 00:44:41,211 --> 00:44:44,114 And he told you he was gonna have it here in this match tonight. 964 00:44:44,181 --> 00:44:45,783 I mean, what did you expect? 965 00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:49,520 Kane's got-- Kane-- We saw him with an acetylene torch. 966 00:44:49,586 --> 00:44:52,790 We know he's got a can of gas out here. Anything could happen. 967 00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:56,927 [Cole] Well, Triple H already tried to ambush, blindside Kane 968 00:44:56,994 --> 00:44:59,129 as we went on the air tonight with SmackDown, 969 00:44:59,196 --> 00:45:02,266 but he still couldn't take the Big Red Machine out. 970 00:45:02,332 --> 00:45:06,837 And Kane is furious, dousing Triple H and Chyna in gasoline 971 00:45:06,904 --> 00:45:11,041 and threatening to set him on fire. 972 00:45:11,108 --> 00:45:14,478 [Lawler] Well, if it hadn't been for The Undertaker and The Big Show, 973 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:17,081 Kane would probably be in a hospital somewhere, 974 00:45:17,147 --> 00:45:19,016 sledged to oblivion. 975 00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:21,085 ♪ Don't you understand Your own delusion? ♪ 976 00:45:21,151 --> 00:45:24,721 [Cole] And, folks, Magic: The Gathering presents WWE Unforgiven. 977 00:45:24,788 --> 00:45:27,024 Magic: The Gathering, the trading card game, 978 00:45:27,091 --> 00:45:28,559 the ultimate battle of wits. 979 00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:31,095 Unforgiven is on Sunday night, September 26th, 980 00:45:31,161 --> 00:45:35,399 from the Coliseum in Charlotte, North Carolina. 981 00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:38,202 [Lawler] Boy, oh boy. This is… Hey, check that out. 982 00:45:38,268 --> 00:45:40,437 There's the WWE Hall of Famer on the right, 983 00:45:40,504 --> 00:45:43,240 The Fabulous Moolah, and on her left is Mae Young. 984 00:45:43,307 --> 00:45:44,575 They're here to witness this match. 985 00:45:44,641 --> 00:45:48,212 Both of those girls are young at heart, slightly older in other places. 986 00:45:48,712 --> 00:45:50,147 -["Burned" playing] -Uh-oh. 987 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,750 Michael, I think I'll just be over here. 988 00:46:00,524 --> 00:46:01,558 [loud bang] 989 00:46:01,625 --> 00:46:05,329 [Cole] Will this man become the next WWE Champion? 990 00:46:05,395 --> 00:46:06,997 [Lawler] Oh, he's got it! Look at that. 991 00:46:07,064 --> 00:46:11,068 [Cole] And Kane is carrying an acetylene torch to the ring! 992 00:46:11,135 --> 00:46:12,903 [Lawler] I'll definitely just be over here. 993 00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:14,238 [Cole] He's gonna do it. 994 00:46:14,304 --> 00:46:16,607 He's gonna do what he threatened to do earlier on. 995 00:46:16,673 --> 00:46:18,408 [Lawler] My crown is very flammable. 996 00:46:19,243 --> 00:46:23,814 [Cole] He threatened to burn the flesh off Triple H's body. 997 00:46:23,881 --> 00:46:25,783 [Lawler] You said you wanted to see it burn. 998 00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:29,386 [Cole] Well, now that it's out here, I don't know-- I don't know. 999 00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:31,889 And here we go now, Triple H and Chyna… 1000 00:46:31,955 --> 00:46:33,557 -[bell ringing] -…double-teaming Kane, 1001 00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:36,693 and the WWE Championship is on the line. 1002 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,296 -[Lawler] Is this a handicap match? -[Cole] And look at this now. 1003 00:46:39,363 --> 00:46:43,167 -Oh, and a double clothesline by Kane. -[Lawler] Get outta there, Chyna. 1004 00:46:43,934 --> 00:46:46,436 [Cole] What an emotional evening thus far for Kane. 1005 00:46:46,503 --> 00:46:50,574 His best friend X-Pac telling him the team has broken up. 1006 00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:54,144 X-Pac has already left the Pepsi Arena here on SmackDown. 1007 00:46:54,211 --> 00:46:55,612 [Lawler] Good. 1008 00:46:55,679 --> 00:46:57,247 [Cole] But Kane focusing early on 1009 00:46:57,314 --> 00:47:00,584 against Triple H with the WWE Title on the line. 1010 00:47:02,419 --> 00:47:03,754 Triple H backed into the corner. 1011 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:06,256 The 325-pounder whips him across the ring 1012 00:47:06,323 --> 00:47:07,791 and catches him with a clothesline. 1013 00:47:07,858 --> 00:47:09,493 Quick cover-- No, he didn't go for the cover. 1014 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,830 Hammers away now, right hands on Triple H by the Big Red Machine. 1015 00:47:12,896 --> 00:47:15,465 [Lawler] I'm gonna tell you something, this is the Kane we knew 1016 00:47:15,532 --> 00:47:16,700 and some people loved. 1017 00:47:16,767 --> 00:47:18,836 I mean, he's a monster. Nothing-- 1018 00:47:18,902 --> 00:47:21,505 He'll stop at nothing to destroy his opponent, 1019 00:47:21,572 --> 00:47:25,242 but then along comes X-Pac and makes a human being out of him. 1020 00:47:25,309 --> 00:47:27,010 [Cole] Well, King, can you blame him? 1021 00:47:27,077 --> 00:47:28,212 I mean, can you blame Kane? 1022 00:47:28,278 --> 00:47:32,216 Triple H attacking him with that sledgehammer last week on Raw, 1023 00:47:32,282 --> 00:47:34,084 and then the fact that X-Pac, 1024 00:47:34,151 --> 00:47:37,554 his best friend, left him here tonight on SmackDown. 1025 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:42,359 Kane vicious here in the early goings on the WWE Champion. 1026 00:47:42,426 --> 00:47:45,596 [Lawler] Well, I'll tell you what, X-Pac left Kane for his own good, I think. 1027 00:47:45,662 --> 00:47:47,598 -Oh, look at that. -[Cole] Why do you say that? 1028 00:47:47,664 --> 00:47:50,133 [Lawler] Well, because I think X-Pac realizes finally 1029 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:54,805 that as long as Kane is this big wuss, this human being, 1030 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:56,540 he's not gonna be a winner-- Ah! 1031 00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:59,543 [Cole] And Triple H was caught by Kane. 1032 00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:00,911 I don't agree with the fact that-- 1033 00:48:00,978 --> 00:48:03,480 -Wait a minute, listen. -[Chyna] Kane, I can talk to X-Pac. 1034 00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:05,849 We used to be friends. I can talk to X-Pac for you. 1035 00:48:05,916 --> 00:48:07,384 [Cole] Oh, come on now. 1036 00:48:07,451 --> 00:48:09,286 Chyna distracting Kane, 1037 00:48:09,353 --> 00:48:12,256 and look at the smile on the face of the Ninth Wonder of the World. 1038 00:48:12,322 --> 00:48:14,491 That's ridiculous, toying with his emotions. 1039 00:48:15,025 --> 00:48:16,827 [Lawler] Yeah, see there? Emotions. 1040 00:48:17,594 --> 00:48:20,731 [Cole] King, I don't agree with the fact that you called Kane a big wuss, 1041 00:48:20,797 --> 00:48:25,836 but I do agree with the fact that Kane may be better off without X-Pac 1042 00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:29,273 in the land of the giants and the super heavyweights. 1043 00:48:30,474 --> 00:48:33,310 You know, we talked about Kane being able to focus in this match, 1044 00:48:33,377 --> 00:48:35,445 but what about Triple H being able to focus? 1045 00:48:35,512 --> 00:48:38,482 You know, rumors are rampant that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 1046 00:48:38,548 --> 00:48:41,051 will be here tonight on SmackDown. 1047 00:48:41,118 --> 00:48:44,288 [Lawler] You know what, you and JR are the only goofs spreading that rumor. 1048 00:48:44,354 --> 00:48:46,390 [Cole] Oh! Knee to the forehead. 1049 00:48:46,456 --> 00:48:47,424 I'll tell you one thing-- 1050 00:48:47,491 --> 00:48:50,227 [Lawler] I told you about JR, you know, he's a big Stone Cold mark. 1051 00:48:50,294 --> 00:48:53,697 [Cole] Well, Triple H put "Stone Cold" Steve Austin out of action 1052 00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:58,468 with that vicious chair attack after the main event at SummerSlam, 1053 00:48:58,535 --> 00:49:02,239 and if I'm Triple H, I'm looking over my shoulder every hour of every day. 1054 00:49:02,306 --> 00:49:04,741 [Lawler] Well, I don't know why because I guarantee you, 1055 00:49:04,808 --> 00:49:06,977 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin will never be the same again. 1056 00:49:07,044 --> 00:49:10,714 He is probably somewhere in a hospital bed, and I'll tell you what, 1057 00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:14,051 Kane will never be the same after Triple H gets through with him here tonight. 1058 00:49:14,117 --> 00:49:17,788 [Cole] Triple H with a vicious attack. He calls himself The Game. 1059 00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:20,924 He's alienated himself from all Superstars 1060 00:49:20,991 --> 00:49:24,061 here in World Wrestling Entertainment with the exception of Chyna. 1061 00:49:24,127 --> 00:49:25,996 -[Lawler] Give me a break. -[Cole] Oh! 1062 00:49:26,730 --> 00:49:29,666 And here comes Kane now, a big right hand. 1063 00:49:29,733 --> 00:49:31,368 WWE Title is on the line. 1064 00:49:31,435 --> 00:49:34,271 Triple H with an elbow to the face of Kane. 1065 00:49:34,338 --> 00:49:35,973 [Lawler] See, I'm telling you, he is The Game. 1066 00:49:36,039 --> 00:49:39,710 Triple H is the WWE Champion. What more does it take to be The Game? 1067 00:49:40,544 --> 00:49:43,680 [Cole] Kane whipped across the ring. Knee to the face by Triple H. 1068 00:49:43,747 --> 00:49:45,515 Here's the cover now by the champion. 1069 00:49:45,582 --> 00:49:49,886 There's two, failed to hook the leg, and Kane, with authority, kicks out. 1070 00:49:50,454 --> 00:49:52,622 [Lawler] I'm gonna tell you, Triple H could go down in history 1071 00:49:52,689 --> 00:49:54,825 as one of the greatest champions of all time. 1072 00:49:54,891 --> 00:49:58,161 Someday, he'll be sitting over there beside Fabulous Moolah, Hall of Famer, 1073 00:49:58,228 --> 00:49:59,696 and I'm sure Moolah will still be here, 1074 00:49:59,763 --> 00:50:02,065 and he'll be a Hall of Famer too. 1075 00:50:02,799 --> 00:50:05,669 [Cole] Well, there's no denying that. Triple H, a tremendous athlete. 1076 00:50:05,736 --> 00:50:08,705 He is the WWE Champion, but Triple H… 1077 00:50:08,772 --> 00:50:10,707 -What a right hand. -…feels unappreciated. 1078 00:50:10,774 --> 00:50:13,443 He doesn't believe he's gotten the respect he deserves, 1079 00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:16,313 and he's trying to gain the respect by doing vicious things-- 1080 00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:19,416 Oh my! Like sledgehammer attacks on Kane. 1081 00:50:20,117 --> 00:50:21,818 -[Lawler] Oh no. -And look out now. 1082 00:50:21,885 --> 00:50:23,453 Heads up-- heads up, King. 1083 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:27,290 Triple H was heading this way, slams Kane into those stairs. 1084 00:50:27,357 --> 00:50:29,159 [Lawler] What are you running from? You scared? 1085 00:50:29,226 --> 00:50:30,127 [Cole] Well, yeah. 1086 00:50:31,328 --> 00:50:35,432 And Triple H now, again hammers Kane into those stairs, 1087 00:50:35,499 --> 00:50:38,769 and Kane is still on his feet and rolls back into the ring. 1088 00:50:38,835 --> 00:50:40,971 [Lawler] Don't be scared, Michael Cole, I'm here with you. 1089 00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,341 If you were here with JR, you'd be scared. 1090 00:50:44,408 --> 00:50:45,976 [Cole] Will Kane become the-- 1091 00:50:46,042 --> 00:50:50,113 a two-time WWE Champion right here tonight on SmackDown? 1092 00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:53,984 The gold is on the line, but Triple H in control, or I should say… 1093 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,752 -Wait a minute, look at this. -…was in control. 1094 00:50:55,819 --> 00:50:57,220 [Lawler] Look at the look from Kane. 1095 00:50:57,788 --> 00:50:59,089 Nail him. Hit him harder. 1096 00:50:59,156 --> 00:51:01,892 [Cole] And those right hands not doing any good. 1097 00:51:01,958 --> 00:51:02,926 [Lawler] Pound him. 1098 00:51:02,993 --> 00:51:03,927 [crowd cheering] 1099 00:51:03,994 --> 00:51:07,297 [Cole] This capacity crowd coming alive and so is Kane. 1100 00:51:09,399 --> 00:51:11,935 Here's a reversal now, Kane whipped off the ropes. 1101 00:51:12,002 --> 00:51:13,336 Oh my! 1102 00:51:13,403 --> 00:51:15,906 Kane caught him with a bulldog off the ropes. 1103 00:51:16,540 --> 00:51:19,709 -One, two… -[Lawler] Chyna, you got trouble. 1104 00:51:19,776 --> 00:51:22,913 [Cole] Chyna looking on, both men are down, the referee with the count here. 1105 00:51:25,382 --> 00:51:27,184 -Four! -[Lawler] He's up to four… 1106 00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:30,053 [Cole] You have to pin someone or make them submit, King, 1107 00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,122 in order for the title to change hands here. 1108 00:51:32,189 --> 00:51:33,957 [Lawler] Cover him, Triple H. He's still down. 1109 00:51:34,024 --> 00:51:37,494 [Cole] And Triple H now to his feet. Kane is still down. 1110 00:51:37,561 --> 00:51:40,130 -Can the champion take advantage here? -[Lawler] Ah! 1111 00:51:41,031 --> 00:51:42,766 [Cole] And look out, Kane with a right hand. 1112 00:51:43,567 --> 00:51:45,268 And here comes the challenger, 1113 00:51:45,335 --> 00:51:47,504 and another right hand, and the champion's reeling. 1114 00:51:48,638 --> 00:51:49,639 [Lawler] Oh no, look out. 1115 00:51:49,706 --> 00:51:51,675 Kane off the ropes and caught him with another one. 1116 00:51:51,741 --> 00:51:54,644 Triple H quickly back up, and a clothesline by Kane. 1117 00:51:56,813 --> 00:51:59,649 Here's Triple H off the ropes, boot to the face, 1118 00:51:59,716 --> 00:52:01,051 -Triple H caught that one. -Oh no. 1119 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:05,055 [Cole] And look out, the Big Red Machine, so athletic for his size. 1120 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,323 [Lawler] He's gonna fly. 1121 00:52:06,823 --> 00:52:10,794 [Cole] Watch the agility of the seven-footer Kane. 1122 00:52:10,861 --> 00:52:12,095 -Got him! -[crowd cheering] 1123 00:52:12,162 --> 00:52:13,964 We could have a new champion right here. 1124 00:52:14,030 --> 00:52:15,932 The cover, two. Did he get him? 1125 00:52:15,999 --> 00:52:17,667 -No. -[crowd gasping] 1126 00:52:17,734 --> 00:52:20,237 Triple H got the shoulder up right before the count of three. 1127 00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:22,472 [Lawler] Look at that look of concern on the face of Chyna, 1128 00:52:23,206 --> 00:52:25,375 but she's not nearly as concerned as Triple H is. 1129 00:52:25,442 --> 00:52:28,378 [Cole] Triple H in a world of trouble here. Off the ropes. 1130 00:52:28,445 --> 00:52:29,813 -Kane telegraphed it. -There you go. 1131 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,816 [Cole] Triple H with a facebuster to the knee, made him pay. 1132 00:52:34,551 --> 00:52:36,520 -And the champion now… -[Lawler] Here it is. 1133 00:52:36,586 --> 00:52:38,955 -[Cole] Pedigree time. Pedigree time. -[Lawler] Yes! 1134 00:52:39,022 --> 00:52:41,725 [Cole] And Kane countered with a backdrop! 1135 00:52:41,791 --> 00:52:42,626 [crowd cheering] 1136 00:52:42,692 --> 00:52:44,828 [Lawler] Come on, Triple H, you're the champion. 1137 00:52:44,895 --> 00:52:48,498 [Cole] And it could be lights out for the WWE Champion, Triple H. 1138 00:52:48,565 --> 00:52:53,036 -You gotta suck it up, Triple H. Oh no! -[Cole] Air traffic control time! 1139 00:52:53,103 --> 00:52:54,371 Chokeslam! 1140 00:52:54,437 --> 00:52:55,338 Wait a minute. 1141 00:52:55,405 --> 00:52:58,942 Chyna, sledgehammer to the back of Kane, right in the spine. 1142 00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:01,745 Referee had his back turned. 1143 00:53:01,811 --> 00:53:04,247 -I didn't see it. What happened? -Chyna hit him with a sledgehammer. 1144 00:53:04,314 --> 00:53:05,649 You saw it plain as day. 1145 00:53:05,715 --> 00:53:07,918 [Lawler] I was-- I was looking at the referee. 1146 00:53:07,984 --> 00:53:10,120 [Cole] And Triple H now, the champion, 1147 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,388 will he take advantage? 1148 00:53:11,454 --> 00:53:12,956 Setting him up for the Pedigree again. 1149 00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:14,791 -Pedigree! -[Lawler] Yes, Pedigree! 1150 00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:16,126 [crowd booing] 1151 00:53:16,192 --> 00:53:18,461 [Cole] The cover by Triple H, hook of the leg. 1152 00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:20,664 -[Lawler] Yes! -And it wasn't the Pedigree that did it. 1153 00:53:20,730 --> 00:53:23,200 -[Lawler] What do you mean? -It was that sledgehammer to the back. 1154 00:53:23,266 --> 00:53:28,438 [Chimel] Here's your winner and still World Wrestling Entertainment Champion, 1155 00:53:28,505 --> 00:53:30,373 -Triple H. -["My Time" playing] 1156 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:34,244 [Cole] Well, Triple H is extremely lucky he got out of this one. 1157 00:53:34,311 --> 00:53:35,645 Give the assist to Chyna. 1158 00:53:35,712 --> 00:53:36,813 [Lawler] Oh, come on. 1159 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,482 Triple H, as I've said, will go down in history 1160 00:53:39,549 --> 00:53:42,819 as one of the greatest all-time WWE Champions. 1161 00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:47,324 I mean, to win a match right here over Kane like this, amazing. 1162 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:51,328 [Cole] Yeah. Amazing that sledgehammer just popped out of nowhere, isn't it? 1163 00:53:51,394 --> 00:53:52,996 [Lawler] I didn't see any sledgehammer. 1164 00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:56,933 [Cole] So Triple H… still WWE Champion. 1165 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,168 What's Chyna gonna do now? 1166 00:53:58,234 --> 00:53:59,736 She's got the sledgehammer again. 1167 00:53:59,803 --> 00:54:01,438 [Lawler] I see the sledgehammer now. 1168 00:54:01,504 --> 00:54:03,206 [Cole] Kane is out in the middle of the ring, 1169 00:54:03,273 --> 00:54:05,342 and Triple H now-- wait a minute. 1170 00:54:05,408 --> 00:54:06,910 What the hell is gonna happen here? 1171 00:54:06,977 --> 00:54:10,080 -["Unholy Alliance" playing] -[Cole] That's The Undertaker's music, 1172 00:54:10,146 --> 00:54:12,682 and here comes The Undertaker and The Big Show. 1173 00:54:13,984 --> 00:54:16,820 Again coming to the aid of his younger brother, Kane… 1174 00:54:16,886 --> 00:54:18,488 -I don't know. -…is The Undertaker. 1175 00:54:18,555 --> 00:54:20,523 [Lawler] I know Triple H is having second thoughts. 1176 00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:23,693 He's gonna fend off The Undertaker and The Big Show with that sledgehammer. 1177 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,329 [Cole] You know The Big Show wants to get his hands on Chyna. 1178 00:54:26,396 --> 00:54:30,033 It was a Chyna low blow when we went on the air tonight with SmackDown 1179 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:33,103 that felled the giant, and here comes Big Show now. 1180 00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:34,938 Wait a minute. 1181 00:54:39,009 --> 00:54:41,311 Undertaker telling Show-- Wait a minute. 1182 00:54:41,378 --> 00:54:44,114 Apparently, he's saying, "Our business is here." 1183 00:54:45,882 --> 00:54:47,117 [Lawler] Oh, look at this. 1184 00:54:48,518 --> 00:54:52,455 [Cole] How in the world is Kane on his feet after that sledgehammer to the back? 1185 00:54:53,823 --> 00:54:57,294 Jericho, you can run, but you can't hide. 1186 00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,763 You keep hiding, Jericho, but I'm gonna find you! 1187 00:55:00,730 --> 00:55:02,766 If it takes me all night, I'll find you. 1188 00:55:02,832 --> 00:55:04,934 [Cole] Shamrock wants Jericho now. 1189 00:55:06,403 --> 00:55:09,139 -["The Ultimate" playing] -And here he comes. 1190 00:55:09,673 --> 00:55:12,275 He's been looking for Chris Jericho all night. 1191 00:55:12,342 --> 00:55:15,178 He's The World's Most Dangerous Man, Ken Shamrock, 1192 00:55:15,245 --> 00:55:17,447 and remember what Jericho said on Raw Monday night. 1193 00:55:17,514 --> 00:55:20,684 [Lawler] He said there's gonna be a one-on-one confrontation 1194 00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:22,619 right here tonight on SmackDown. 1195 00:55:22,686 --> 00:55:26,423 [Cole] And speaking of confrontations, still to come, history will be made. 1196 00:55:26,489 --> 00:55:30,794 The first time ever, a Buried Alive Match to determine the Tag Team Champions. 1197 00:55:30,860 --> 00:55:34,531 Rock and Mankind against The Undertaker and The Big Show. 1198 00:55:34,597 --> 00:55:36,633 And the big question, King, is this, 1199 00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:39,636 is The Rattlesnake gonna arrive at SmackDown? 1200 00:55:39,703 --> 00:55:42,005 Will Stone Cold be here tonight? 1201 00:55:42,072 --> 00:55:44,974 [Lawler] Do you feel eggs starting to form on your face? 1202 00:55:45,041 --> 00:55:47,877 -[Cole] No, I'm confident. -You've been shouting that all night. 1203 00:55:47,944 --> 00:55:48,978 Cut the music. 1204 00:55:49,579 --> 00:55:50,780 [music fades] 1205 00:55:51,548 --> 00:55:52,449 [Lawler] Okay. 1206 00:55:54,651 --> 00:55:56,052 Monday Night Raw… 1207 00:55:57,220 --> 00:56:00,824 Chris Jericho, Y2J… 1208 00:56:00,890 --> 00:56:02,459 [Lawler] Yeah, that's him. 1209 00:56:02,525 --> 00:56:08,631 …you said you would come out here and confront me face-to-face. 1210 00:56:08,698 --> 00:56:09,933 [Cole] That's what he said. 1211 00:56:11,735 --> 00:56:15,905 The way I see it, Jericho, you got two choices. 1212 00:56:17,507 --> 00:56:18,541 One… 1213 00:56:19,676 --> 00:56:23,580 you can come out here and face me like a man. 1214 00:56:25,014 --> 00:56:26,583 [Lawler] Look at Shamrock's nose. 1215 00:56:27,417 --> 00:56:28,585 Or two… 1216 00:56:29,486 --> 00:56:33,857 I can come back there, tear that place up back there, 1217 00:56:33,923 --> 00:56:36,126 find your little punk ass, 1218 00:56:36,192 --> 00:56:37,927 drag you into this ring, 1219 00:56:37,994 --> 00:56:40,797 and beat you like the stepchild that you are. 1220 00:56:40,864 --> 00:56:42,732 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler chuckles] Oh. 1221 00:56:42,799 --> 00:56:44,167 [Cole] He's in a zone. 1222 00:56:44,734 --> 00:56:46,302 [Lawler] Yeah, Twilight Zone. 1223 00:56:46,369 --> 00:56:47,771 Now, personally… 1224 00:56:48,705 --> 00:56:50,874 I think you're gonna choose number one 1225 00:56:51,908 --> 00:56:56,679 because you're too much of a coward to face me man-on-man. 1226 00:56:56,746 --> 00:56:58,348 So, I'm gonna tell you what, 1227 00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:03,153 I'm gonna give you ten seconds anyways to come out here and try and be a man. 1228 00:57:03,219 --> 00:57:04,954 [Lawler] I thought number one was facing him. 1229 00:57:05,021 --> 00:57:06,856 Don't make me come back there and get you. 1230 00:57:07,824 --> 00:57:10,627 [Cole] I'll tell you what, King, Shamrock's got a point. 1231 00:57:10,693 --> 00:57:13,263 All of Jericho's attacks have been from behind, 1232 00:57:13,329 --> 00:57:16,332 ambush-type, using Howard Finkel as bait. 1233 00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:21,037 Mr. Shamrock is not gonna take it anymore from the Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla. 1234 00:57:21,104 --> 00:57:23,373 -Look at this, wait a minute. -[Cole] There he goes. 1235 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:26,943 The World's Most Dangerous Man is heading in the back to find Chris Jericho. 1236 00:57:27,010 --> 00:57:28,478 -[countdown whirring] -Wait a minute. 1237 00:57:28,545 --> 00:57:31,648 [Lawler] Hang on. You don't have to go any further. He'll come out and get you. 1238 00:57:31,714 --> 00:57:32,882 [countdown ends] 1239 00:57:34,184 --> 00:57:35,185 [loud bang] 1240 00:57:35,251 --> 00:57:37,887 -[Cole] Here we go. It's on, folks. -["Break the Walls Down" playing] 1241 00:57:37,954 --> 00:57:41,324 Jericho, Shamrock, right here on SmackDown. 1242 00:57:41,391 --> 00:57:43,827 [Lawler] Come on out, Y2J. 1243 00:57:43,893 --> 00:57:46,629 [Cole] King, look! Look, King! 1244 00:57:46,696 --> 00:57:48,331 -[Lawler] What? -[Cole] In the ring! 1245 00:57:48,398 --> 00:57:50,767 [Lawler] Hey, Shamrock, turn around, you butter knife! 1246 00:57:50,834 --> 00:57:52,402 [Cole] It's Jericho! 1247 00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:55,905 -What in the world is Jericho… -Hey, Shamrock. 1248 00:57:55,972 --> 00:57:57,774 -Come on! -[music fades] 1249 00:57:57,841 --> 00:57:59,943 I'm over here, you moron. 1250 00:58:01,544 --> 00:58:05,315 I know I promised to meet you face-to-face… 1251 00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:07,250 [Cole] And Jericho is-- 1252 00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:09,752 …but I knew if I did meet you face-to-face, 1253 00:58:09,819 --> 00:58:13,122 that I'd be forced to tear you limb from limb 1254 00:58:13,189 --> 00:58:18,795 and destroy both you and your reputation in one fell swoop. 1255 00:58:18,862 --> 00:58:21,197 [Lawler] Look at this. He's in one of those shark cages. 1256 00:58:21,698 --> 00:58:23,366 [Cole] What's he got in his hand? 1257 00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:26,669 -[Lawler] A baseball bat, you moron. -This cage is not here to protect me. 1258 00:58:26,736 --> 00:58:31,741 Uh-uh, this cage is to protect you from me. 1259 00:58:32,542 --> 00:58:34,110 -What a generous individual. -Generous? 1260 00:58:34,177 --> 00:58:37,413 And if you have any doubt that you need protection from me, 1261 00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:39,749 why don't you check out the TitanTron? 1262 00:58:43,253 --> 00:58:45,889 [Cole] When's Jericho gonna face Shamrock one-on-one? 1263 00:58:46,489 --> 00:58:48,658 -I don't know. Telling him to check out-- -I'm begging him. 1264 00:58:48,725 --> 00:58:50,994 -[Jericho] You remember that? -[Cole] Oh, come on. 1265 00:58:51,060 --> 00:58:55,164 [Jericho] That was last week when I embarrassed you 1266 00:58:55,231 --> 00:59:00,803 with the most devastating hold in sports entertainment history. 1267 00:59:00,870 --> 00:59:03,106 -[Lawler] Finkel, good photographer. -Looked good, didn't it? 1268 00:59:03,172 --> 00:59:05,808 You're lucky that your face was cut out of the shot 1269 00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:11,881 because if it wasn't, everyone would see the terror and agony in your face. 1270 00:59:11,948 --> 00:59:18,254 You can't handle Y2J because I am one bad mamma-jamma. 1271 00:59:18,321 --> 00:59:19,689 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -[Cole] Oh man! 1272 00:59:19,756 --> 00:59:22,125 Well, if that's the case, why is he locked inside a cage? 1273 00:59:22,191 --> 00:59:24,294 -Wait a minute, wait a minute. -Shamrock with a bat now. 1274 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,329 What are you gonna do? It's a steel cage. 1275 00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:28,097 You can't get in here, you idiot. 1276 00:59:28,164 --> 00:59:29,899 [Lawler laughs] Right. 1277 00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:31,968 I've had enough of making you look like a fool. 1278 00:59:32,035 --> 00:59:33,970 Raise this cage up right now. 1279 00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:39,309 Harold, raise the cage up now! 1280 00:59:39,375 --> 00:59:41,377 [Cole] He's talking to Harold. You know who Harold is. 1281 00:59:41,444 --> 00:59:43,112 [Garcia] I don't know who you think you are, 1282 00:59:43,179 --> 00:59:44,847 but what you did to me the other day at Raw, 1283 00:59:44,914 --> 00:59:46,783 -I don't appreciate it. -What are you talking about? 1284 00:59:46,849 --> 00:59:48,418 -You humiliated me. -I did not humiliate you. 1285 00:59:48,484 --> 00:59:49,586 -Yes, you did. -No, I didn't. 1286 00:59:49,652 --> 00:59:51,654 -It's never gonna happen again. -I didn't humiliate you. 1287 00:59:52,221 --> 00:59:55,692 Raise the cage, Harold! Raise the cage, you idiot! 1288 00:59:55,758 --> 00:59:57,393 -Raise it up! -[Lawler] Jericho's in trouble. 1289 00:59:57,460 --> 00:59:59,295 -What are you gonna do? Come in here? -[screams] 1290 00:59:59,362 --> 01:00:01,197 -You're gonna scream now? -[Cole] Wait a minute. 1291 01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:02,999 -[Lawler] Look at this! -Raise the cage! 1292 01:00:03,066 --> 01:00:05,935 [Cole] Shamrock is trying to get inside that cage. 1293 01:00:06,002 --> 01:00:08,271 -Jericho… -[Lawler] He's bent the bars! 1294 01:00:08,338 --> 01:00:11,975 [Cole] Shamrock just bent the bars! Shamrock has Jericho! 1295 01:00:12,041 --> 01:00:15,011 Shamrock has his hands on Y2J! 1296 01:00:16,212 --> 01:00:18,481 [Lawler] Y2J's got a big problem. 1297 01:00:18,548 --> 01:00:19,983 [Cole] He's got a huge problem. 1298 01:00:20,917 --> 01:00:24,220 Ken Shamrock has figured out the solution to the Y2J problem. 1299 01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:25,288 [screams] 1300 01:00:25,355 --> 01:00:28,458 Look out now, Shamrock hammering away on Jericho. 1301 01:00:28,524 --> 01:00:30,326 [Lawler] Get help out here. Shamrock has snapped. 1302 01:00:30,393 --> 01:00:32,662 -[Cole] And Shamrock snapped big time. -Look at this! 1303 01:00:32,729 --> 01:00:34,364 [Cole] Look out. Oh man! 1304 01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:38,468 Shamrock has gone nuts! Jericho sliding out! 1305 01:00:38,534 --> 01:00:42,271 Oh! Jericho's gotten away again. 1306 01:00:42,338 --> 01:00:44,507 -[Lawler] Good. Run away, get away. -Yeah. He better run. 1307 01:00:44,574 --> 01:00:47,744 Shamrock's in hot pursuit. Shamrock's after Jericho. 1308 01:00:47,810 --> 01:00:49,479 Shamrock's gonna get him in the back. 1309 01:00:49,545 --> 01:00:52,682 -Shamrock's after Jericho! -[Lawler] Get away, get away! 1310 01:00:53,983 --> 01:00:55,585 [Cole] Back on SmackDown here on UPN, 1311 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:58,488 and apparently this is what took place during the commercial break 1312 01:00:58,554 --> 01:01:00,823 between Chris Jericho and Howard Finkel. 1313 01:01:01,758 --> 01:01:03,393 [Lawler] They're making a quick getaway. 1314 01:01:03,459 --> 01:01:05,361 [indistinct] Come on, hurry up. Hurry up. 1315 01:01:06,062 --> 01:01:07,730 Harold, can you open the door for me please? 1316 01:01:07,797 --> 01:01:10,066 -Yes. -Can you hurry up and open the door? 1317 01:01:10,133 --> 01:01:11,067 Thanks. 1318 01:01:11,634 --> 01:01:13,102 -Okay. -Hold on a second. 1319 01:01:13,169 --> 01:01:14,237 Yo, yo, yo, yo. 1320 01:01:14,303 --> 01:01:16,105 I've been thinking about the last couple weeks. 1321 01:01:16,172 --> 01:01:18,508 -Yeah. -All the fun we've had and everything. 1322 01:01:18,574 --> 01:01:20,710 All we've been through, one thing popped in my head. 1323 01:01:20,777 --> 01:01:23,413 You're fired, you idiot! Hit the bricks, junior! 1324 01:01:23,479 --> 01:01:25,748 -[Cole] Oh! -Chris! Chris! 1325 01:01:25,815 --> 01:01:27,016 -[Lawler] Man! -Chris! 1326 01:01:27,083 --> 01:01:29,252 [Cole] Chris Jericho just fired Howard Finkel. 1327 01:01:29,318 --> 01:01:30,620 [Lawler] I can't believe it. I mean… 1328 01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:33,723 I know Finkel was responsible for pulling that cage up. 1329 01:01:33,790 --> 01:01:35,491 Obviously, he got distracted. 1330 01:01:35,558 --> 01:01:36,959 Now he got-- he got fired. 1331 01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:38,361 Yahoo! Wait a minute! 1332 01:01:38,428 --> 01:01:40,296 ["Urban Cowboy" playing] 1333 01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:41,964 Puppies! Yahoo! 1334 01:01:42,865 --> 01:01:45,368 -[Cole] Puppies and kitties. -[Lawler] Oh yes! 1335 01:01:45,435 --> 01:01:50,039 [Cole] Debra and Miss Kitty along with the Intercontinental Champion, Jeff Jarrett, 1336 01:01:50,106 --> 01:01:51,374 on their way to the ring. 1337 01:01:51,441 --> 01:01:52,608 [Lawler] Oh baby. 1338 01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:56,879 [Cole] And on September 26th at Unforgiven, 1339 01:01:56,946 --> 01:02:00,249 Jeff Jarrett will defend the Intercontinental Title against Chyna. 1340 01:02:00,316 --> 01:02:05,088 [Lawler whistles] Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. 1341 01:02:05,154 --> 01:02:07,523 [Cole] Well, King, I'll tell you what, on Raw Monday night, 1342 01:02:07,590 --> 01:02:11,194 Jeff Jarrett was sending a message to Chyna through Jacqueline. 1343 01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:14,797 [Lawler] Oh, without a doubt. I mean, he showed absolutely no mercy. 1344 01:02:14,864 --> 01:02:16,833 Oh, did you see those clotheslines? 1345 01:02:16,899 --> 01:02:20,136 And that's exactly what he plans on doing to Chyna. 1346 01:02:21,204 --> 01:02:23,406 [Cole] Well, Jarrett making an example of Jacqueline 1347 01:02:23,473 --> 01:02:25,074 after Jacqueline challenged him. 1348 01:02:25,141 --> 01:02:28,311 And as we said, it's Jarrett versus Chyna at Unforgiven 1349 01:02:28,377 --> 01:02:29,979 for the Intercontinental Championship. 1350 01:02:30,046 --> 01:02:32,815 [Lawler] Get the camera on the puppies and the kitties. 1351 01:02:32,882 --> 01:02:33,883 Oh baby. 1352 01:02:33,950 --> 01:02:35,485 -[music fades] -[Cole] Wow. 1353 01:02:35,551 --> 01:02:37,687 [Lawler] I'd like to ask Miss Kitty out for a bowl of milk. 1354 01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:42,291 Look, Chyna, there's no being politically correct. 1355 01:02:42,358 --> 01:02:44,060 So I'm just gonna say it. 1356 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:52,568 I am embarrassed to be getting in the ring at Unforgiven with a woman. 1357 01:02:53,302 --> 01:02:55,204 I was always taught… 1358 01:02:55,271 --> 01:02:58,641 -[crowd chanting "We want puppies"] -[Lawler] He's in the ring with two now. 1359 01:02:58,708 --> 01:03:01,077 -Well, you're not gettin' 'em. -[Lawler] Oh, please. 1360 01:03:01,144 --> 01:03:04,680 I was always taught that a woman's place 1361 01:03:04,747 --> 01:03:08,484 was in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. 1362 01:03:08,551 --> 01:03:12,255 -[Cole] Oh, come on, Jeff. -And I'm a firm believer in that. 1363 01:03:12,321 --> 01:03:14,490 [Lawler] I'll volunteer my services for Debra and Miss Kitty. 1364 01:03:14,557 --> 01:03:19,462 Now, Chyna, you have no business being in the ring with any man, 1365 01:03:19,529 --> 01:03:25,735 let alone the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time. 1366 01:03:25,801 --> 01:03:27,637 [Cole] I beg to differ with that. 1367 01:03:27,703 --> 01:03:30,273 -[crowd booing] -This is a man's world. 1368 01:03:30,339 --> 01:03:33,976 I'm a man's man and you are a woman. 1369 01:03:34,043 --> 01:03:37,647 W-O-M-A-N, woman. 1370 01:03:38,247 --> 01:03:39,549 [Cole] Oh, he can spell. 1371 01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:43,786 [Lawler] Can he spell "puppies" and "kittens"? 1372 01:03:43,853 --> 01:03:45,021 P-U-P-P-- 1373 01:03:45,087 --> 01:03:49,492 Look, it's Moolah, The Fabulous Moolah. 1374 01:03:49,559 --> 01:03:50,927 Moolah, come on up here. 1375 01:03:51,627 --> 01:03:53,563 I'm serious. Come on up here. Yes, you. 1376 01:03:55,131 --> 01:03:58,701 Debra, Kitty, do you realize this woman right here 1377 01:03:59,635 --> 01:04:05,808 was the WWE Ladies Champion for damn near a hundred years? 1378 01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:07,810 -[Lawler laughs] -[Cole] Well, not quite that long, 1379 01:04:07,877 --> 01:04:09,011 but she is a Hall of Famer. 1380 01:04:09,078 --> 01:04:11,080 [Jarrett] She paved a road for the ladies. 1381 01:04:11,714 --> 01:04:14,383 Moolah, come on up here. It would be an honor. 1382 01:04:14,450 --> 01:04:18,754 It would be my privilege to invite you up into this ring 1383 01:04:19,755 --> 01:04:22,425 and let you take a stroll around it, 1384 01:04:23,392 --> 01:04:27,563 and let these fans give you the hand that you deserve. 1385 01:04:28,064 --> 01:04:30,933 [Cole] She's a true legend, King, The Fabulous Moolah. 1386 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,101 [applause] 1387 01:04:32,168 --> 01:04:35,671 [Lawler] Oh, look, her and Debra, I guess, are friends, and Miss Kitty. 1388 01:04:36,806 --> 01:04:38,241 Invite me up there for a hug. 1389 01:04:42,778 --> 01:04:44,413 Now, Moolah, Moolah, wait, wait, wait. 1390 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:46,048 Before you go, before you go… 1391 01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:50,152 Now, back in your day, women knew their role. 1392 01:04:50,219 --> 01:04:51,354 They knew their place. 1393 01:04:51,420 --> 01:04:57,093 I mean, the boys played with the boys and the girls played with the girls. 1394 01:04:57,159 --> 01:05:02,899 I mean, you wouldn't have been caught dead in a ring wrestling a man, would you? 1395 01:05:05,034 --> 01:05:06,535 Well, I didn't… 1396 01:05:08,437 --> 01:05:11,307 but it's only because 1397 01:05:11,374 --> 01:05:13,209 the so-called men knew 1398 01:05:13,276 --> 01:05:18,114 that I would kick their ass just like Chyna is gonna kick your ass. 1399 01:05:18,180 --> 01:05:20,283 [Cole] Moolah putting Jarrett in his place! 1400 01:05:20,349 --> 01:05:21,684 [crowd cheering] 1401 01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:23,986 -You go, girl! -[Lawler chuckles] 1402 01:05:24,687 --> 01:05:25,755 [microphone drops] 1403 01:05:26,255 --> 01:05:28,791 -[Lawler] Oh no. Wait a minute. -[Cole] Wait, no! No! 1404 01:05:28,858 --> 01:05:31,360 -Oh, come on! -[Lawler] What?! 1405 01:05:31,427 --> 01:05:33,162 [Cole] What the hell is Jarrett doing? 1406 01:05:33,229 --> 01:05:34,630 [Lawler] Hey, look out, here comes… 1407 01:05:35,131 --> 01:05:38,567 -Here comes Moolah's friend. -Gonna run in, you old bag. Come on. 1408 01:05:38,634 --> 01:05:39,602 [Cole] That's incredulous. 1409 01:05:39,669 --> 01:05:41,504 And now look what he's doing with Mae Young. 1410 01:05:41,570 --> 01:05:44,740 She's another icon in this industry, and look what Jarrett's doing to her. 1411 01:05:44,807 --> 01:05:47,310 -[Lawler] She gotta be 75 years old. -[Cole] Not the Figure-Four! 1412 01:05:48,744 --> 01:05:51,247 These two women are old enough to be Jarrett's grandmothers. 1413 01:05:51,314 --> 01:05:52,615 What the hell is he doing? 1414 01:05:52,682 --> 01:05:54,951 [Debra and Miss Kitty yelling at Jarrett] 1415 01:05:55,518 --> 01:05:58,788 [Cole] Come on now! Jarrett's vicious. 1416 01:06:00,156 --> 01:06:02,291 Debra and Miss Kitty can't even believe it. 1417 01:06:02,358 --> 01:06:05,161 [Lawler] And the puppies and the kitties are screaming. 1418 01:06:06,095 --> 01:06:09,598 That's what you're gonna get, and you go… both go tell Chyna… 1419 01:06:09,665 --> 01:06:13,202 [Cole] Well, that's a lesson to Chyna, King, obviously, from Jeff Jarrett. 1420 01:06:13,269 --> 01:06:16,706 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. I have never seen anything like this. 1421 01:06:16,772 --> 01:06:19,175 [Cole] Jarrett, there's gonna be hell to pay at Unforgiven, 1422 01:06:19,241 --> 01:06:20,209 I'll tell you that. 1423 01:06:20,276 --> 01:06:22,345 [crowd chanting "Asshole"] 1424 01:06:22,411 --> 01:06:24,613 [Cole] And listen to the crowd. 1425 01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:26,282 The crowd's calling it right here. 1426 01:06:26,349 --> 01:06:28,651 [Lawler] Even the puppies and the kitties are upset with him. 1427 01:06:28,718 --> 01:06:32,455 He blasted The Fabulous Moolah right over the head with a guitar 1428 01:06:32,521 --> 01:06:36,726 after she told him-- And look at-- look at this one more time. 1429 01:06:36,792 --> 01:06:38,794 [Cole] And if that wasn't bad enough, King, 1430 01:06:38,861 --> 01:06:42,798 he put the Figure-Four Leglock on Mae Young. 1431 01:06:42,865 --> 01:06:44,166 ["Urban Cowboy" playing] 1432 01:06:44,233 --> 01:06:47,436 [Lawler] And now he's leaving with the puppies and the kitties. 1433 01:06:47,503 --> 01:06:49,305 [Cole] Yeah, but is he gonna leave Unforgiven 1434 01:06:49,372 --> 01:06:51,474 with the Intercontinental Championship? 1435 01:06:51,540 --> 01:06:55,378 He defends the gold against the Ninth Wonder of the World, Chyna, 1436 01:06:55,444 --> 01:06:57,947 at Unforgiven in Charlotte, North Carolina. 1437 01:06:58,013 --> 01:07:00,616 And speaking of gold, Tag Titles on the line tonight. 1438 01:07:00,683 --> 01:07:02,385 [Lawler] Uh-oh, speaking of that. 1439 01:07:02,451 --> 01:07:06,055 [Cole] The Undertaker and Big Show have challenged Mankind and Rock 1440 01:07:06,122 --> 01:07:07,289 to the Tag Team Titles. 1441 01:07:07,356 --> 01:07:12,561 The first time ever the titles will be decided in a Buried Alive Match. 1442 01:07:13,562 --> 01:07:16,499 [projector clicking] 1443 01:07:20,569 --> 01:07:22,238 [chuckling] 1444 01:07:22,304 --> 01:07:25,975 Hello, ladies. [chuckles] 1445 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:29,879 You know something, "Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman? 1446 01:07:29,945 --> 01:07:31,213 [vibrant music playing] 1447 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:36,152 The Big Valbowski is a man of peace, not war. 1448 01:07:36,218 --> 01:07:37,353 [chuckling] 1449 01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:43,259 You see, in my industry, we don't believe in violence. 1450 01:07:43,325 --> 01:07:47,463 We don't use instruments of pain. 1451 01:07:47,530 --> 01:07:49,131 [chuckling] 1452 01:07:49,198 --> 01:07:54,670 No, no, no, you see, the Big Valbowski uses instruments… 1453 01:07:55,471 --> 01:07:57,807 [grunts] …of pleasure. 1454 01:07:57,873 --> 01:07:59,508 [chuckling] 1455 01:08:00,543 --> 01:08:05,147 [Cole] Well, King, Val could be right up your alley, preaching love, not war. 1456 01:08:05,681 --> 01:08:08,484 But speaking of war, this is gonna be a battle. 1457 01:08:08,551 --> 01:08:12,254 This is what it's all about. Tag Titles are on the line. 1458 01:08:12,321 --> 01:08:13,756 ["Unholy Alliance" playing] 1459 01:08:13,823 --> 01:08:17,159 [Lawler] That's right. History in the making, Michael Cole. 1460 01:08:17,226 --> 01:08:19,061 Look at that mound of dirt back there. 1461 01:08:19,128 --> 01:08:23,132 It's over six feet deep, just like your typical grave. 1462 01:08:23,199 --> 01:08:25,434 A cemetery right here in the arena. 1463 01:08:26,702 --> 01:08:29,405 Somebody's gonna be buried in that grave. 1464 01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:32,074 Buried alive, Michael Cole, 1465 01:08:32,141 --> 01:08:35,711 and that dirt right there is gonna be shoveled in on top of them. 1466 01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:40,015 [Cole] And here come the challengers, The Undertaker and Big Show. 1467 01:08:40,082 --> 01:08:42,017 We told you earlier on, Edge and Christian 1468 01:08:42,084 --> 01:08:45,187 are the Number One Contenders for the Tag Team Titles. 1469 01:08:45,254 --> 01:08:47,256 [Chimel] The following Buried Alive Match 1470 01:08:47,323 --> 01:08:52,428 is for the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Championship. 1471 01:08:52,495 --> 01:08:54,430 Introducing first, the challengers. 1472 01:08:54,497 --> 01:08:59,935 Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 828 pounds, 1473 01:09:00,002 --> 01:09:05,808 The Big Show and The Undertaker. 1474 01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:08,744 [Lawler] I'll tell you, Michael Cole, I got an eerie feeling about this match. 1475 01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:11,013 I don't-- I don't really feel good about it. 1476 01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:15,684 Big Show and The Undertaker exercised that return match clause in the contract. 1477 01:09:15,751 --> 01:09:18,888 True, Edge and Christian are the Number One Contenders. 1478 01:09:18,954 --> 01:09:23,726 But after tonight, they may have to face that man and The Big Show. 1479 01:09:23,792 --> 01:09:25,761 [Cole] Well, it's gonna be a great battle. 1480 01:09:25,828 --> 01:09:28,597 The Undertaker and Big Show against The Rock and Mankind, 1481 01:09:28,664 --> 01:09:30,199 but before we get to it, folks, 1482 01:09:30,266 --> 01:09:33,002 let's take a look at the Smack of the Night. 1483 01:09:33,068 --> 01:09:34,470 [man] This is the Smack of the Night 1484 01:09:34,537 --> 01:09:37,973 presented by Duke Nukem: Zero Hour for Nintendo 64. 1485 01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:41,110 The king of carnage is back and this is his finest hour. 1486 01:09:41,677 --> 01:09:44,813 [Cole] Wait a minute! Chyna, sledgehammer to the back of Kane, 1487 01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:47,950 right in the spine. Referee had his back turned. 1488 01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:49,885 -What happened? -Chyna hit him with a sledgehammer. 1489 01:09:49,952 --> 01:09:51,220 You saw it plain as day. 1490 01:09:51,287 --> 01:09:53,022 Setting him up for the Pedigree again. 1491 01:09:53,088 --> 01:09:54,189 -Yes! Pedigree! -Pedigree! 1492 01:09:54,256 --> 01:09:57,193 -The cover by Triple H, hook of the leg. -[Lawler] Yes! 1493 01:09:59,094 --> 01:10:02,231 Give the assist to the Ninth Wonder of the World, Chyna. 1494 01:10:02,298 --> 01:10:04,433 -["Wreck" playing] -[crowd cheering] 1495 01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:07,202 And a tremendous reaction for one half of the Tag Team Champions. 1496 01:10:07,269 --> 01:10:11,340 [Chimel] And their opponents, first, making his way to the ring, 1497 01:10:11,407 --> 01:10:16,612 he's one half of the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Champions, 1498 01:10:16,679 --> 01:10:18,948 Mankind! 1499 01:10:19,014 --> 01:10:21,317 [Lawler] You better look over at that grave. 1500 01:10:21,383 --> 01:10:25,988 You and that stinking Mr. Socko might be six feet under before this night's over. 1501 01:10:26,055 --> 01:10:30,226 [Cole] And talk about Mankind, he has experience in this type of matchup, 1502 01:10:30,292 --> 01:10:32,494 as does The Undertaker. 1503 01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:35,130 [Lawler] You would've thought he would've dressed up, 1504 01:10:35,197 --> 01:10:38,167 gotten himself maybe a-- at least a suit to be buried in. 1505 01:10:39,702 --> 01:10:42,071 -[Cole] He's got a tie on. -[Lawler] Yeah, you're right. 1506 01:10:43,138 --> 01:10:46,375 Four-hundred-dollar suit on Mankind would look like socks on a rooster. 1507 01:10:47,543 --> 01:10:49,111 Jump in there if you feel froggy. 1508 01:10:49,178 --> 01:10:51,046 -[Cole] He did go in! -He did. He's an idiot. 1509 01:10:51,113 --> 01:10:54,149 [Cole] He's got a death wish, as The Big Show and Undertaker now 1510 01:10:54,216 --> 01:10:56,518 hammer away on Mankind. 1511 01:10:57,386 --> 01:10:58,721 [Lawler] Well, he's got a death wish. 1512 01:10:58,787 --> 01:11:02,324 That's appropriate for a Buried Alive Match-- Uh-oh. 1513 01:11:02,391 --> 01:11:05,094 -["Do You Smell It?" playing] -[Cole] Here comes the cavalry. 1514 01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:09,632 The Pepsi Arena is electric because here comes The Rock. 1515 01:11:09,698 --> 01:11:11,200 ♪ The Rock says, The Rock says ♪ 1516 01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:14,103 [Lawler] Yeah, but here comes The Undertaker to meet The Rock. 1517 01:11:14,169 --> 01:11:15,704 [Cole] And here we go now on the ramp, 1518 01:11:15,771 --> 01:11:17,673 The Rock and The Undertaker hammering away. 1519 01:11:17,740 --> 01:11:21,910 Folks, the match starts in the ring. It eventually moves to that mound of dirt. 1520 01:11:21,977 --> 01:11:24,813 The first team to bury one of its opponent 1521 01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:26,649 wins the matchup. 1522 01:11:26,715 --> 01:11:29,151 And The Rock now hammering away on The Phenom, The Undertaker, 1523 01:11:29,218 --> 01:11:30,052 outside the ring. 1524 01:11:30,119 --> 01:11:33,188 Inside the ring, the seven-foot-two, 500-pound Big Show, 1525 01:11:33,255 --> 01:11:35,457 going to work on Mankind with a headbutt. 1526 01:11:37,326 --> 01:11:42,331 That mound of dirt, over two tons of cold, dark, damp soil. 1527 01:11:42,398 --> 01:11:45,401 One of these men, perhaps both of these men on the same team 1528 01:11:45,467 --> 01:11:50,005 will be buried inside that six-foot grave here on SmackDown tonight. 1529 01:11:52,241 --> 01:11:54,076 -Undertaker and Rock-- -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 1530 01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:56,145 [Cole] Rock blocked the stairs… 1531 01:11:56,211 --> 01:11:57,780 and Undertaker, head-first. 1532 01:11:59,948 --> 01:12:03,719 Again, there are no pinfalls in this one, folks. You bury your opponent. 1533 01:12:03,786 --> 01:12:04,987 [Lawler] Watch it. 1534 01:12:05,054 --> 01:12:08,123 [Cole] Undertaker, steel post by The Rock. 1535 01:12:08,190 --> 01:12:09,992 And The Big Show doing a number on Mankind, 1536 01:12:10,059 --> 01:12:11,093 but here comes the cavalry. 1537 01:12:12,027 --> 01:12:15,698 Mankind off the ropes, catches the elbow by The Big Show, and here comes The Rock. 1538 01:12:15,764 --> 01:12:17,266 [crowd cheering] 1539 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:20,202 The most electrifying man in sports entertainment 1540 01:12:20,269 --> 01:12:22,037 has the crowd on their feet. 1541 01:12:22,738 --> 01:12:23,772 Double-team. 1542 01:12:24,673 --> 01:12:27,176 -They can't knock down The Big Show-- oh! -They did that time. 1543 01:12:27,242 --> 01:12:28,143 [Lawler] They did. 1544 01:12:28,977 --> 01:12:33,115 [Cole] The Rock laying the smackdown on The Big Show, and here it comes. 1545 01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:37,319 [Lawler] It's the most electrifying move in sports entertainment today. 1546 01:12:38,153 --> 01:12:41,457 The Rock, fixin' to deliver The People's Elbow. 1547 01:12:41,523 --> 01:12:44,960 [Cole] Oh, and The Undertaker from behind, grabbed The Rock's leg. 1548 01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:47,429 And now The Undertaker with the advantage outside the ring, 1549 01:12:47,496 --> 01:12:48,497 right here on top of us. 1550 01:12:48,564 --> 01:12:50,099 [Lawler] Watch yourself. Watch it, Rock. 1551 01:12:50,165 --> 01:12:52,601 [Cole] The Phenom with another right hand, and Rock into the table. 1552 01:12:52,668 --> 01:12:53,635 [Lawler] I knew it. 1553 01:12:53,702 --> 01:12:56,638 [Cole] And The Rock in trouble here as The Undertaker… 1554 01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,108 looking to clean house. 1555 01:12:59,174 --> 01:13:00,876 -[Lawler] Oh my gosh. -[Cole] Oh man! 1556 01:13:00,943 --> 01:13:02,111 Oh! 1557 01:13:05,647 --> 01:13:06,749 [Lawler] Where's the referee? 1558 01:13:06,815 --> 01:13:09,017 Look at Mankind, he's being dismantled in there. 1559 01:13:13,922 --> 01:13:14,857 [grunts] 1560 01:13:14,923 --> 01:13:15,924 [man] Come on, Rock! 1561 01:13:16,558 --> 01:13:17,393 [Lawler] Watch it. 1562 01:13:18,761 --> 01:13:21,663 I guess-- Michael Cole. Where's Michael Cole? 1563 01:13:22,564 --> 01:13:25,401 He deserted me like a rat leaving a sinking ship. 1564 01:13:27,035 --> 01:13:28,537 Oh my gosh, look at this. 1565 01:13:29,104 --> 01:13:30,939 The Big Show has Mankind. 1566 01:13:31,006 --> 01:13:32,908 He's taking him back to the grave. 1567 01:13:32,975 --> 01:13:34,443 This is gonna be-- Oh my God, Rock! 1568 01:13:34,510 --> 01:13:37,513 -[Cole] Am I on, King? -[Lawler] Unfortunately, yes. 1569 01:13:37,579 --> 01:13:39,148 [Cole] And The Rock now counters. 1570 01:13:39,214 --> 01:13:42,251 Look at The Rock with a steel chair across the back! 1571 01:13:43,652 --> 01:13:47,222 [Lawler] But he better go help Mankind. Oh no, Mankind's loose. 1572 01:13:47,289 --> 01:13:49,691 [Cole] Mankind and The Big Show over near that mound of dirt. 1573 01:13:49,758 --> 01:13:53,128 Keep in mind, it's a Buried Alive Match. 1574 01:13:53,195 --> 01:13:55,531 You must bury your opponent to win this thing, 1575 01:13:55,597 --> 01:13:57,132 and the Tag Titles are on the line. 1576 01:13:57,199 --> 01:13:58,534 [Lawler] Look at that idiot Mankind. 1577 01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:01,003 You better crawl away from that grave, not towards it. 1578 01:14:01,737 --> 01:14:04,706 [Cole] Mankind now climbing up this mound of dirt. 1579 01:14:06,241 --> 01:14:09,611 The Big Show hammering away now on Mankind. 1580 01:14:09,678 --> 01:14:12,447 [Lawler] I don't know if The Big Show will even fit in that grave. 1581 01:14:12,514 --> 01:14:14,249 [Cole] And here comes Rock now. 1582 01:14:14,316 --> 01:14:16,485 Big right hands to The Big Show. 1583 01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:21,657 Mankind's hurt, crawling around that six-foot-deep pit. 1584 01:14:21,723 --> 01:14:23,559 -Mankind… -[Lawler] Oh, there's a shovel. 1585 01:14:23,625 --> 01:14:26,829 [Cole] Mankind has a shovel now, and a low blow! 1586 01:14:26,895 --> 01:14:27,996 Shovel! 1587 01:14:29,531 --> 01:14:32,634 Rock with a right hand, and Rock's laying the smackdown now. 1588 01:14:32,701 --> 01:14:34,503 Double-team. Show, is he in? 1589 01:14:34,570 --> 01:14:36,138 The Show is in the grave! 1590 01:14:36,205 --> 01:14:37,539 [crowd cheering] 1591 01:14:38,173 --> 01:14:40,943 -The Big Show's in the grave. -[Lawler] Cover him up, Rock. 1592 01:14:41,009 --> 01:14:43,212 [Cole] And The Rock and Mankind must cover him up now. 1593 01:14:43,278 --> 01:14:45,714 And there's The Rock, beginning to shovel dirt into the grave. 1594 01:14:45,781 --> 01:14:47,683 If they cover The Big Show, this one's over. 1595 01:14:47,749 --> 01:14:48,750 [Lawler] Oh, look out. 1596 01:14:48,817 --> 01:14:51,453 [Cole] And here's The Phenom from behind with a right hand to Mankind 1597 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:56,758 as The Rock continues to shovel that cold, dark soil onto The Big Show. 1598 01:14:58,427 --> 01:15:01,029 [Lawler] Undertaker, you better hurry up and get up there or… 1599 01:15:01,096 --> 01:15:03,866 The Rock's gonna have The Big Show completely buried. 1600 01:15:03,932 --> 01:15:06,301 [Cole] I'll tell you what, The Rock may need a bulldozer 1601 01:15:06,368 --> 01:15:08,470 to get enough soil on The Big Show to cover him up. 1602 01:15:08,537 --> 01:15:09,505 He's a huge guy. 1603 01:15:10,873 --> 01:15:12,908 [Lawler] Speaking of huge guys, Michael Cole, 1604 01:15:12,975 --> 01:15:15,644 when are you gonna admit that you were wrong and JR lied to you? 1605 01:15:15,711 --> 01:15:16,812 Look at that. 1606 01:15:16,879 --> 01:15:18,480 Where is "Stone Cold" Steve Austin? 1607 01:15:18,547 --> 01:15:20,649 -[Cole] Well, he's not here yet. -Hey, look at this. 1608 01:15:20,716 --> 01:15:23,785 [Cole] And The Big Show-- Big Show coming out of the grave now. 1609 01:15:24,519 --> 01:15:26,321 And The Undertaker now in control of Rock. 1610 01:15:26,388 --> 01:15:27,723 Big Show is out of the grave. 1611 01:15:27,789 --> 01:15:30,292 He wasn't buried completely. This match continues. 1612 01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:31,560 Tag Team Titles on the line. 1613 01:15:31,627 --> 01:15:33,228 [Lawler] Look out, The Rock's about to go. 1614 01:15:33,295 --> 01:15:35,097 [Cole] Rock is in trouble, he's staggering. 1615 01:15:35,163 --> 01:15:37,733 [Lawler] He's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. 1616 01:15:37,799 --> 01:15:38,634 Here we go! 1617 01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:41,670 [Cole] And the Grim Reaper is gonna put him in the grave. 1618 01:15:41,737 --> 01:15:43,438 Big Show with Mankind on the stage. 1619 01:15:43,505 --> 01:15:47,175 -[crowd cheering "Rocky"] -Listen to this crowd. 1620 01:15:47,242 --> 01:15:51,346 And here comes The Rock. The Rock battling back on The Undertaker. 1621 01:15:51,413 --> 01:15:54,249 [Lawler] The millions and millions of The Rock's fans are chanting his name. 1622 01:15:54,316 --> 01:15:56,718 -Oh, there goes The Undertaker. -Undertaker off that mound of dirt. 1623 01:15:56,785 --> 01:15:59,221 The Rock now, The People's Champ in control 1624 01:15:59,288 --> 01:16:02,424 as The Big Show and Mankind continue to battle on the stage. 1625 01:16:03,492 --> 01:16:05,961 Boy, oh boy, Tag Team Titles on the line. 1626 01:16:06,028 --> 01:16:07,829 Where the hell is The Rock taking Undertaker now? 1627 01:16:07,896 --> 01:16:10,666 Reversal. Oh, Rock, back-first into that barricade. 1628 01:16:10,732 --> 01:16:12,968 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. That's it for The Rock. 1629 01:16:13,035 --> 01:16:14,469 [Cole] Gotta be it for The Rock. 1630 01:16:14,536 --> 01:16:19,207 [Cole] And The Rock feeling the pain as The Undertaker looks to take advantage. 1631 01:16:19,274 --> 01:16:23,245 The battle continues on the stage. Big Show and Mankind still going at it. 1632 01:16:23,312 --> 01:16:24,746 [Lawler] He's got a two-by-four. 1633 01:16:25,314 --> 01:16:27,849 [Cole] And The Rock, that time, blocked the two-by-four. 1634 01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:33,055 What a battle between The Rock and Undertaker, Big Show and Mankind. 1635 01:16:33,121 --> 01:16:33,956 [Lawler] Oh. 1636 01:16:35,524 --> 01:16:37,225 [Cole] Battling back into the backstage area. 1637 01:16:37,292 --> 01:16:40,095 There on the stage, The Big Show, Mankind. 1638 01:16:40,162 --> 01:16:42,064 -[Cole] What is he gonna do? -[Lawler] Look out! 1639 01:16:42,130 --> 01:16:43,765 [Cole] No! Oh my! 1640 01:16:44,366 --> 01:16:47,703 -The Big Show! He just… -[Lawler] Have you ever-- 1641 01:16:47,769 --> 01:16:49,938 -Did you…? -[Cole] No, I haven't. 1642 01:16:50,005 --> 01:16:52,808 [Lawler] He must've thrown him 50 feet through the air. 1643 01:16:52,874 --> 01:16:56,778 [Cole] The Big Show threw Mankind off the stage into the grave! 1644 01:16:57,479 --> 01:16:59,181 [Lawler] With one fell swoop. 1645 01:16:59,247 --> 01:17:01,350 [Cole] Mankind must be broken in half. 1646 01:17:02,084 --> 01:17:04,953 [Lawler] Yeah, he needs to be in the grave now. 1647 01:17:05,020 --> 01:17:09,391 It's a fitting ending for the most depraved derelict 1648 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:11,660 that I've ever seen in wrestling. 1649 01:17:11,727 --> 01:17:13,195 He's finished, finally. 1650 01:17:13,261 --> 01:17:16,264 [Cole] Mankind is nearly 300 pounds, 1651 01:17:16,331 --> 01:17:19,001 and The Big Show threw him off the stage and into the grave. 1652 01:17:19,067 --> 01:17:21,303 [Lawler] At least 50 feet, and he's still alive. 1653 01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:24,406 [Cole] How the hell is Man-- No! Socko! 1654 01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:28,043 Mr. Socko in the gullet of The Big Show! 1655 01:17:28,110 --> 01:17:29,745 [Lawler] This is unbelievable! 1656 01:17:29,811 --> 01:17:33,582 [Cole] How the hell is Mankind walking, let alone being able to use Socko? 1657 01:17:33,648 --> 01:17:35,117 The Big Show's down! 1658 01:17:36,551 --> 01:17:38,854 [Lawler] He's got to put The Big Show in the grave. 1659 01:17:39,421 --> 01:17:41,623 [Cole] The Rock and Undertaker are battling in the back, 1660 01:17:41,690 --> 01:17:44,860 and Mankind now, close to putting The Big Show out, 1661 01:17:44,926 --> 01:17:46,528 and they're both in the grave! 1662 01:17:46,595 --> 01:17:47,663 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. 1663 01:17:48,864 --> 01:17:52,734 [Cole] The Big Show and Mankind, both have rolled into that six-foot pit. 1664 01:17:53,468 --> 01:17:56,238 Mankind still has the sock in the mouth of The Big Show. 1665 01:17:56,905 --> 01:17:59,741 [Lawler] He can't put The Big Show out. He can't keep him down. 1666 01:17:59,808 --> 01:18:03,245 That dirty, stinking sock, it's all muddy now. 1667 01:18:03,311 --> 01:18:06,048 [Cole] Well, The Big Show couldn't keep Mankind down either. 1668 01:18:06,114 --> 01:18:08,583 Even after tossing him 50 feet into the grave. 1669 01:18:08,650 --> 01:18:11,720 -[crowd chanting "Socko"] -[Lawler] And listen to these fans. 1670 01:18:11,787 --> 01:18:13,655 The Socko chant has started. 1671 01:18:15,157 --> 01:18:18,326 [Cole] The Tag Team Titles are on the line in this Buried Alive Match, 1672 01:18:18,393 --> 01:18:21,463 and Mankind is close to putting The Big Show out, King. 1673 01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:23,432 [Lawler] The first time in history. 1674 01:18:23,498 --> 01:18:26,935 A Buried Alive Tag Team Title match. I've never seen anything like it. 1675 01:18:27,469 --> 01:18:29,337 [Cole] Mankind-- Oh, wait. 1676 01:18:29,404 --> 01:18:31,973 [Lawler] I think The Big Show's out. I think he's finished. 1677 01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:34,543 [Cole] I think the Show's out as Mankind rolls him into the grave. 1678 01:18:34,609 --> 01:18:36,912 -[Lawler] He's out! -And, King, we gotta take another look 1679 01:18:36,978 --> 01:18:40,949 at The Big Show tossing Mankind off that stage and in the grave. 1680 01:18:41,016 --> 01:18:42,851 Look at this feat of strength. 1681 01:18:42,918 --> 01:18:43,952 [Lawler] Oh! 1682 01:18:44,953 --> 01:18:48,957 I've never seen anything like it. He must've tossed him 50 feet. Oh! 1683 01:18:49,024 --> 01:18:51,760 [Cole] How the hell is Mankind still walking? 1684 01:18:51,827 --> 01:18:54,496 -And now he's… -He's walking, he's shoveling dirt. 1685 01:18:54,563 --> 01:18:57,199 [Cole] If Mankind can bury The Big Show-- 1686 01:18:57,265 --> 01:19:00,235 As you see The Rock and Undertaker going at it backstage. 1687 01:19:00,302 --> 01:19:02,571 -[Lawler] Oh my gosh. -[Cole] And look at this now. 1688 01:19:02,637 --> 01:19:05,340 Undertaker doesn't realize his partner's in that grave. 1689 01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:08,043 [Lawler] Taker, Taker, The Big Show's being buried. 1690 01:19:08,110 --> 01:19:10,112 [Cole] Wait a minute! King, from behind! 1691 01:19:10,178 --> 01:19:12,047 -[Lawler] Look at this! -[Cole] Triple H! 1692 01:19:13,248 --> 01:19:15,884 Triple H blindsiding The Rock from behind. 1693 01:19:16,685 --> 01:19:19,387 And Undertaker's gonna leave Rock there. 1694 01:19:19,454 --> 01:19:21,323 And look at Triple H, 1695 01:19:21,389 --> 01:19:23,125 an ambush from behind on The Rock, 1696 01:19:23,191 --> 01:19:26,027 and there's Kane! Kane! Kane! 1697 01:19:26,094 --> 01:19:29,064 -Kane getting his revenge on Triple H! -[Lawler] Oh my gosh. 1698 01:19:29,131 --> 01:19:31,600 [Cole] After that sledgehammer attack earlier tonight. 1699 01:19:32,601 --> 01:19:34,369 Chyna! Chyna now! 1700 01:19:34,436 --> 01:19:36,371 Steel chair to the back of Kane. 1701 01:19:36,438 --> 01:19:39,007 -It didn't even faze the Big Red Machine. -[Lawler] Oh my God. 1702 01:19:39,074 --> 01:19:40,976 -[Cole] Chyna's in trouble. -Look out, Chyna. 1703 01:19:41,042 --> 01:19:43,812 [Cole] Chyna's in deep trouble, and Kane is after Chyna. 1704 01:19:45,013 --> 01:19:46,181 [Lawler] Get away. 1705 01:19:46,248 --> 01:19:48,350 [Cole] And Mankind continues… 1706 01:19:48,416 --> 01:19:50,819 continues to bury The Big Show, 1707 01:19:50,886 --> 01:19:52,187 and here's The Undertaker now. 1708 01:19:52,254 --> 01:19:53,488 The Phenom is out. 1709 01:19:53,555 --> 01:19:56,258 Mankind doesn't see him, and The Phenom with a right hand. 1710 01:19:56,324 --> 01:19:57,425 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. 1711 01:19:58,393 --> 01:20:01,062 [Cole] What else is gonna happen tonight on SmackDown? 1712 01:20:02,297 --> 01:20:04,699 The Big Show is up and out of the grave. 1713 01:20:05,534 --> 01:20:09,070 The Rock has been taken apart in the backstage area by Triple H. 1714 01:20:09,137 --> 01:20:12,808 And Undertaker with a shovel. Mankind can't get up from that. 1715 01:20:13,308 --> 01:20:14,643 There's no way. 1716 01:20:15,877 --> 01:20:19,815 -He is again! Oh my God! -[Lawler] He's up! How does he do it? 1717 01:20:19,881 --> 01:20:22,484 [Cole] And Undertaker again, hammering away on Mankind. 1718 01:20:22,551 --> 01:20:23,818 [crowd chanting "Rocky"] 1719 01:20:23,885 --> 01:20:26,755 And the fans chanting for The People's Champion. 1720 01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:27,923 [Lawler] That'll do it. 1721 01:20:28,757 --> 01:20:29,658 Wait a minute. 1722 01:20:29,724 --> 01:20:32,227 [Cole] And you see inside the grave now-- 1723 01:20:32,294 --> 01:20:34,462 And The Big Show now with a boot to the back. 1724 01:20:34,529 --> 01:20:36,298 King, how is Mankind still walking? 1725 01:20:37,232 --> 01:20:40,902 [Lawler] Stay down, you idiot. Be buried, rest in peace. 1726 01:20:40,969 --> 01:20:43,805 [Cole] Undertaker now begins the process of shoveling dirt, 1727 01:20:43,872 --> 01:20:45,774 but again, Mankind-- 1728 01:20:46,508 --> 01:20:51,246 And now Big Show, going to work on Mankind inside that-that-that grave. 1729 01:20:51,980 --> 01:20:53,248 [Undertaker] Hey, get up! 1730 01:20:53,748 --> 01:20:56,117 [Cole] And Undertaker calling The Big Show, shouting at him, 1731 01:20:56,184 --> 01:20:57,619 yelling at him to get out of the grave. 1732 01:20:57,686 --> 01:21:01,456 [Lawler] He's smothering Mankind, got him face-down in that grave. 1733 01:21:02,023 --> 01:21:03,024 Fill it in! 1734 01:21:04,059 --> 01:21:06,728 [Cole] And The Undertaker just told Big Show to do it. 1735 01:21:06,795 --> 01:21:07,629 [Lawler] Huh? 1736 01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:12,167 Well, he can shovel more dirt than The Undertaker, I guess. 1737 01:21:12,234 --> 01:21:13,134 I don't know. 1738 01:21:13,201 --> 01:21:17,038 [Cole] And The Big Show now is burying Mankind alive. 1739 01:21:17,105 --> 01:21:21,409 Can you imagine that cold, dark dirt being thrown on your lifeless body? 1740 01:21:23,545 --> 01:21:26,214 If Big Show can bury Mankind here, 1741 01:21:26,848 --> 01:21:29,751 folks, we'll have new Tag Team Champions, as Undertaker now-- 1742 01:21:29,818 --> 01:21:32,220 -Where is he going? And there's Rock! -[Lawler] Oh no! 1743 01:21:32,287 --> 01:21:34,723 [Cole] Rock is back! Rock is back! 1744 01:21:35,757 --> 01:21:36,925 The Rock. 1745 01:21:36,992 --> 01:21:38,560 [Lawler] What else can we have in this match? 1746 01:21:38,627 --> 01:21:41,563 [Cole] And now The Phenom hammering away on The Rock again. 1747 01:21:41,630 --> 01:21:43,431 What a war this has been. 1748 01:21:46,268 --> 01:21:48,169 [Lawler] The first ever Buried Alive tag match, 1749 01:21:48,236 --> 01:21:52,073 and I think we almost have new Tag Team Champions. 1750 01:21:52,140 --> 01:21:54,609 [Cole] Wait a minute! What is he doing now? 1751 01:21:54,676 --> 01:21:56,645 Triple H, sledgehammer. 1752 01:21:56,711 --> 01:21:58,046 -[Lawler] What?! -[Cole] Look out! 1753 01:21:58,113 --> 01:22:02,083 Oh my! To the back of the skull of The Big Show. 1754 01:22:03,051 --> 01:22:06,621 -[Lawler] What?! -Triple H just leveled The Big Show! 1755 01:22:08,723 --> 01:22:12,160 And now Triple H is gonna bury Mankind. 1756 01:22:12,227 --> 01:22:14,763 -What is Triple H doing? -[Lawler] I don't get it. 1757 01:22:14,829 --> 01:22:18,099 [Cole] He's the WWE Champion, he attacked Rock, 1758 01:22:18,166 --> 01:22:21,636 he attacked Big Show, Kane, now Mankind. 1759 01:22:24,706 --> 01:22:27,742 The champion is burying Mankind alive. 1760 01:22:27,809 --> 01:22:29,811 [Lawler] I don't think there's much left of him. 1761 01:22:29,878 --> 01:22:31,913 He's almost completely covered. Wait… 1762 01:22:33,014 --> 01:22:35,050 [Cole] There's not much left of The Big Show either. 1763 01:22:35,116 --> 01:22:37,319 -[bell ringing] -[Lawler] Referee's calling for the bell. 1764 01:22:37,385 --> 01:22:39,321 [Cole] The referee calls for the bell. 1765 01:22:39,888 --> 01:22:41,256 [Lawler] Mankind is buried. 1766 01:22:41,323 --> 01:22:44,759 [Cole] Well, Mankind's buried, so does that mean we have-- 1767 01:22:44,826 --> 01:22:47,295 I guess we have new Tag Team Champions. 1768 01:22:47,362 --> 01:22:48,730 [Lawler] But wait. 1769 01:22:48,797 --> 01:22:51,700 [Cole] There's no disqualification in this type of matchup. 1770 01:22:51,766 --> 01:22:53,468 You just have to bury your opponent, but… 1771 01:22:53,535 --> 01:22:55,003 [Chimel] The winners of this match 1772 01:22:55,070 --> 01:23:01,109 and new World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Champions, 1773 01:23:01,176 --> 01:23:06,448 -The Big Show and The Undertaker. -["Unholy Alliance" playing] 1774 01:23:06,514 --> 01:23:07,983 [Lawler] I'll just tell you this, 1775 01:23:08,049 --> 01:23:10,685 The Big Show sure doesn't look like a winner right now, 1776 01:23:10,752 --> 01:23:15,223 but let's face it, Mankind is buried alive! 1777 01:23:15,290 --> 01:23:17,058 [Cole] It was Triple H with a sledgehammer 1778 01:23:17,125 --> 01:23:18,159 to the back of the head, 1779 01:23:18,226 --> 01:23:20,495 and now he's burying Mankind alive. 1780 01:23:20,562 --> 01:23:23,932 And what is Triple H's agenda? What is he trying to prove? 1781 01:23:25,433 --> 01:23:28,403 He attacked The Rock, Kane earlier tonight. 1782 01:23:28,470 --> 01:23:29,604 [Lawler] Uh-oh, look out. 1783 01:23:29,671 --> 01:23:31,840 [Cole] He clubbed Big Show with a sledgehammer 1784 01:23:31,906 --> 01:23:33,742 and now he's burying Mankind alive, 1785 01:23:33,808 --> 01:23:39,180 and let's take another look at this shot to the back of the head of Big Show. 1786 01:23:41,249 --> 01:23:42,317 [Lawler] My God. 1787 01:23:43,785 --> 01:23:45,720 The referee can't stop Triple H. 1788 01:23:45,787 --> 01:23:49,224 [Cole] How many pounds of dirt can he have on Mankind? 1789 01:23:49,290 --> 01:23:52,861 And now, they're bringing in the paramedics and ambulance here, 1790 01:23:52,927 --> 01:23:54,596 obviously to help out Mankind and The Big Show. 1791 01:23:54,662 --> 01:23:59,067 [Lawler] They better hurry because Mankind will be completely smothered. 1792 01:24:01,603 --> 01:24:04,039 [Cole] Triple H with that sledgehammer to The Big Show 1793 01:24:04,105 --> 01:24:05,573 looking down at his fallen victim. 1794 01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:09,944 Mankind's been buried alive in that grave, and Triple H continues to celebrate. 1795 01:24:12,113 --> 01:24:13,314 Unbelievable. 1796 01:24:15,383 --> 01:24:18,453 [Lawler] Who is Triple H gonna put into the ambulance, 1797 01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:19,888 is it gonna be The Big Show? 1798 01:24:20,989 --> 01:24:23,458 I don't think he'll dig Mankind out of there. 1799 01:24:23,525 --> 01:24:26,194 [Cole] He's the WWE Champion. What else can he prove? 1800 01:24:26,261 --> 01:24:30,465 It's Austin! The Rattlesnake is here! Stone Cold is here! 1801 01:24:30,532 --> 01:24:32,767 -["I Won't Do What You Tell Me" playing] -[Lawler] What?! 1802 01:24:32,834 --> 01:24:35,437 [Cole] "Stone Cold" Steve Austin was in the ambulance! 1803 01:24:35,503 --> 01:24:39,074 -[music stops] -And Triple H is gonna get his now! 1804 01:24:39,140 --> 01:24:41,109 Triple H is gonna get his now! 1805 01:24:41,176 --> 01:24:43,445 -The Rattlesnake is here! -[Lawler] Oh my God! 1806 01:24:43,511 --> 01:24:44,579 [crowd cheering] 1807 01:24:44,646 --> 01:24:47,649 [Cole] You know what they say, King. Paybacks, paybacks. 1808 01:24:48,216 --> 01:24:49,851 [Lawler] They're hell, but look at this. 1809 01:24:50,452 --> 01:24:54,089 [Cole] It was Triple H who put Austin out of action at SummerSlam, 1810 01:24:54,155 --> 01:24:56,558 and The Rattlesnake is giving him his receipt. 1811 01:24:56,624 --> 01:24:57,659 [Lawler] Oh my God! 1812 01:24:58,726 --> 01:25:00,261 [Cole] Stone Cold's on fire! 1813 01:25:01,362 --> 01:25:03,731 -The Rattlesnake is back! -[Lawler] Look out! 1814 01:25:04,466 --> 01:25:07,769 [Cole] And The Rattlesnake putting a hurtin' on Triple H! 1815 01:25:07,836 --> 01:25:10,638 -[Lawler] Oh! -[Cole] And listen to this capacity crowd. 1816 01:25:11,739 --> 01:25:14,709 And it's Triple H who's going for the ride in the ambulance. 1817 01:25:14,776 --> 01:25:17,512 It's Triple H going for the ride. 1818 01:25:18,480 --> 01:25:19,781 [Lawler] Where is he taking him? 1819 01:25:21,216 --> 01:25:22,951 -Where's he-- -[Cole] He's leaving with him! 1820 01:25:23,017 --> 01:25:24,986 He's actually leaving with him! 1821 01:25:25,053 --> 01:25:26,554 [Lawler] What is he gonna do? 1822 01:25:27,655 --> 01:25:29,824 [Cole] "Stone Cold" Steve Austin's returned. 1823 01:25:29,891 --> 01:25:32,293 He's put Triple H in the back of that ambulance. 1824 01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:33,361 [glass shatters] 1825 01:25:33,428 --> 01:25:36,097 -["I Won't Do What You Tell Me" playing] -[Cole] The Rattlesnake is back. 1826 01:25:36,164 --> 01:25:37,665 [crowd cheering] 1827 01:25:37,732 --> 01:25:40,635 The Rattlesnake is back with a vengeance. 1828 01:25:40,702 --> 01:25:43,938 [Lawler] Where's he going? Where is "Stone Cold" Steve Austin taking Triple H? 1829 01:25:45,139 --> 01:25:47,876 [Cole] We're outside the Pepsi Arena now, folks. 1830 01:25:47,942 --> 01:25:49,811 Stone Cold is driving that ambulance. 1831 01:25:49,878 --> 01:25:52,013 -Triple H is in the back. -[music fades] 1832 01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:53,414 [ambulance beeping] 1833 01:25:53,481 --> 01:25:56,651 -What in the world is he doing? -[Lawler] I have no idea-- Wait a minute. 1834 01:25:56,718 --> 01:25:58,953 [indistinct chatter] 1835 01:25:59,020 --> 01:26:01,723 [Cole] What in the world is The Rattlesnake doing here? 1836 01:26:02,223 --> 01:26:04,526 [indistinct shouting] 1837 01:26:05,426 --> 01:26:08,830 This can't be good. It can't be good for Triple H. 1838 01:26:08,897 --> 01:26:12,901 You remember what Stone Cold said. He was gonna get Triple H back. 1839 01:26:12,967 --> 01:26:13,968 Wait a minute. 1840 01:26:15,670 --> 01:26:17,705 -No. What the… -[Lawler] Wait a minute, what is… 1841 01:26:18,773 --> 01:26:21,342 [Cole] Austin-- What the hell is he-- 1842 01:26:21,409 --> 01:26:23,411 Is he commandeering that semi? 1843 01:26:25,513 --> 01:26:27,515 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in the cab of that truck. 1844 01:26:27,582 --> 01:26:30,084 Folks, Triple H is in the back of an ambulance. 1845 01:26:30,151 --> 01:26:31,553 [engine rumbling] 1846 01:26:31,619 --> 01:26:33,154 [horn honking] 1847 01:26:33,221 --> 01:26:35,857 Oh no! No! No! 1848 01:26:35,924 --> 01:26:37,458 [Lawler] Whoo! 1849 01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:42,463 [Cole] Triple H is in that ambulance! The Rattlesnake with a truck! 1850 01:26:43,965 --> 01:26:47,135 -[Lawler] What?! -[Cole] A wounded Rattlesnake has struck! 1851 01:26:49,971 --> 01:26:51,172 [Lawler] He's crazy! 1852 01:26:51,906 --> 01:26:54,776 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is insane! Look at this! 1853 01:26:54,842 --> 01:26:55,843 [Cole] Again! 1854 01:26:56,477 --> 01:26:59,948 Triple H, the WWE Champion, is in that ambulance! 1855 01:27:00,014 --> 01:27:01,849 [engine revving] 1856 01:27:01,916 --> 01:27:03,618 Stone Cold has lost it. 1857 01:27:06,454 --> 01:27:09,390 -[Lawler] I cannot believe this. -["I Won't Do What You Tell Me" playing] 1858 01:27:09,457 --> 01:27:12,560 [Cole] "Stone Cold" Steve Austin promised payback. 1859 01:27:13,561 --> 01:27:16,164 The Rattlesnake promised revenge. 1860 01:27:17,665 --> 01:27:21,970 And boy, oh boy, did he ever get it on SmackDown.