1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:04,337 [announcer] This week, one of the greatest men I've ever known, 2 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:08,441 Robert James Marella, passed away at age 62. 3 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:12,245 He was celebrated and beloved worldwide 4 00:00:12,312 --> 00:00:16,149 as legendary Superstar, Gorilla Monsoon. 5 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:20,253 To his friends, he was known simply as Gino. 6 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:25,125 Gino had a gorilla-sized passion for life, 7 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:28,795 this business, and more importantly, the people in it. 8 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:31,031 Behind the scenes, 9 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:33,800 he was a cornerstone in World Wrestling Entertainment. 10 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,436 Our thoughts and prayers 11 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:40,040 go out to his wife, Maureen, and his entire family. 12 00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:43,410 With great sadness and heavy hearts, 13 00:00:43,476 --> 00:00:45,945 we say goodbye to Gino, 14 00:00:46,012 --> 00:00:50,083 a very special man who lived a very special life. 15 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:52,585 [sentimental music playing] 16 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:56,423 [music fades] 17 00:00:58,191 --> 00:01:01,194 -[dramatic theme music playing] -[indistinct chatter] 18 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:16,443 ["Everybody on the Ground" playing] 19 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:37,864 [fireworks popping] 20 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:45,972 [crowd cheering] 21 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:02,055 [Cole] Welcome to the hottest action-adventure series 22 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,357 on network TV today. 23 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:08,495 Welcome to WWE SmackDown on UPN. 24 00:02:08,561 --> 00:02:13,399 We come to you from the Nassau Coliseum in the shadow of New York City. 25 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:15,034 Fasten your seatbelts. 26 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:17,704 This promises to be an electric night. 27 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:25,044 ["Burned" playing] 28 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:27,280 [crowd cheering] 29 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,723 -[fireworks popping] -["Are You Ready?" playing] 30 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:39,425 And what a way to kick off SmackDown. 31 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:44,164 With X-Pac and Kane, the Union has been reformed, King. 32 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:46,032 X-Pac trying to prove himself, 33 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:50,036 trying to prove that he can indeed make it in the land of the giants. 34 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:53,706 [Lawler] I don't know if he really has anything to prove. 35 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:55,375 He's proven it to me many times over. 36 00:02:56,042 --> 00:02:58,211 He's proven to me he's the weak link. 37 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:00,079 He's out of his league here. 38 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:01,781 He can't hold up his end of the bargain! 39 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,383 When is he gonna admit that? 40 00:03:03,449 --> 00:03:05,485 I don't-- I guess he has admitted it. 41 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:07,720 When is Kane gonna finally figure it out? 42 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:09,556 [Cole] Well, on Raw, this past Monday night, 43 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:11,791 King, X-Pac challenged The Acolytes, 44 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:15,094 and for all intents and purposes, his buddy came 45 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:20,433 to a Four Corner Elimination Match in ten days at No Mercy, no teams. 46 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,935 Every man for himself. 47 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:24,437 [Lawler] Wait a second, I'm thinking, you trying to tempt me? 48 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:31,711 X-Pac actually thinks he can hold his own against both The Acolytes and Kane? 49 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:32,612 Come on! 50 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:36,182 [Cole] I think he can, King, tremendous heart for X-Pac. 51 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:38,184 [Lawler] That enlarged heart again? 52 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:39,953 Is that what we're gonna hear about all night? 53 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:42,088 He needs to see a doctor about that. 54 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:46,859 [Chimel] And their opponents, at a combined weight of 742 pounds, 55 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:49,429 Viscera and Mideon! 56 00:03:49,495 --> 00:03:50,663 [Lawler] Look at these guys! 57 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:53,232 [Cole] And Kane and X-Pac will have their hands full 58 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:56,936 with Viscera and Mideon tonight on SmackDown. 59 00:03:57,003 --> 00:03:59,105 [Lawler] Now, here's an excellent opportunity 60 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:03,610 for X-Pac to prove that he can hang in the valley of the giants, 61 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:06,079 because they don't get much bigger than these two. 62 00:04:07,046 --> 00:04:08,114 [Cole] Monday night on Raw, 63 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:12,218 X-Pac and Kane getting involved in that four-team elimination matchup. 64 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,787 And a couple of times in that match, 65 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:18,224 X-Pac refused to tag in his tag team partner. 66 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:20,126 The bottom line there, he's trying to prove himself. 67 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:21,094 [Lawler] He's an idiot. 68 00:04:22,061 --> 00:04:23,496 [Cole] I wouldn't say he's an idiot. 69 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:25,965 He's a tremendous athlete here in World Wrestling Entertainment. 70 00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:27,400 And can you blame the guy? 71 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:30,503 He feels like for months, he's let "The Big Red Machine" Kane down. 72 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:32,605 -[Lawler] He has. -[Cole] X-Pac has an opportunity 73 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:35,208 to prove once and for all that he can, quote, as you say, 74 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,577 -"Hang" in the land of the giants. -[Lawler] And look at this. 75 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:40,446 Already, X-Pac is trying to order Kane around. 76 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:41,581 What? 77 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:44,984 When you got a weapon like Kane, use him, X-Pac. 78 00:04:45,051 --> 00:04:47,587 Stand behind him. Hide behind him. 79 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:51,391 [Cole] What an electric crowd here tonight at the Nassau Coliseum 80 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:55,495 as Mideon now hammers away and X-Pac battling back. 81 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:58,665 They are jammed to the rafters here in Long Island, New York. 82 00:04:58,731 --> 00:04:59,899 X-Pac ripped off the ropes. 83 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,901 What an elbow by Mideon 84 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,870 and what a show we have for you tonight, folks. 85 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:06,906 We're gonna have an update on the condition of Stephanie McMahon. 86 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,609 [Lawler] How is she? I'm worried about Stephanie. 87 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:11,477 [Cole] And X-Pac now whipped off the ropes. 88 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:13,846 Mideon misses with a big right hand, and look at X-Pac, 89 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:16,816 tremendous maneuver by the Superstar. 90 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:19,986 [Lawler] Okay. Okay. I'll give him that. That was, what'd you call it? 91 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,320 A tremendous maneuver. 92 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:23,923 [Cole] X-Pac goes to work on the left arm 93 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,259 and walked right into that clothesline by Mideon. 94 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,496 X-Pac, tremendous resilience, tremendous heart. 95 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:33,399 [Lawler] Yeah, I'd give you all of that, enlarged heart, tremendous resilience. 96 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:35,735 But why would he challenge his own partner, Kane, 97 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:37,303 in that Four Corners Match? 98 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:39,872 [Cole] I'll tell you what, X-Pac, Kane wanted to tag that time. 99 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:44,344 X-Pac refused to do it again, and now, the 450-pound Viscera, 100 00:05:44,410 --> 00:05:47,246 and X-Pac with a quickness advantage here, goes to work. 101 00:05:47,313 --> 00:05:48,648 Kicks to ribs and a kick to the face. 102 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:51,451 So quick is X-Pac, the martial arts expert. 103 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:52,585 -Oh, look at that. -Oh my! 104 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:53,486 Samoan drop… 105 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:54,987 That could've crushed X-Pac's ribs 106 00:05:55,054 --> 00:05:55,988 -right there. -…by Viscera. 107 00:05:56,055 --> 00:05:57,590 [Cole] And here comes Kane now. Cover. 108 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,193 And Kane makes the save after a count of two. 109 00:06:00,259 --> 00:06:03,363 Now, what do you think would've happened if Kane hadn't been there for X-Pac? 110 00:06:03,429 --> 00:06:05,264 [Cole] Well, he would've been squashed. 111 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:06,966 [Lawler] Thank you very much. 112 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,369 [Cole] And Viscera now hammers away, again, on X-Pac. 113 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:10,603 Tag made by Mideon, 114 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:13,373 and now Mideon, those 300 pounds, misses with the elbow. 115 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:17,577 X-Pac rolling out of the way there, and look out, Mideon to his feet. 116 00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:19,178 And Mideon with a right hand. 117 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:21,547 And look at X-- Oh my! 118 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:24,751 Enzuigiri kick by X-Pac, and again, the quickness of X-Pac, 119 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:26,219 -he takes advantage there. -Okay. 120 00:06:26,285 --> 00:06:28,087 [Lawler] He's quick. He's fast. He's resilient. 121 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:32,358 But he just doesn't have the size and the power to hang with these giants. 122 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:33,693 [Cole] And Kane wants to make a tag, 123 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:37,563 and again, X-Pac refuses to tag his partner, Kane. 124 00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:41,400 -But Kane tags him anyway. -Kane made a blind tag that time. 125 00:06:41,467 --> 00:06:44,303 Referee saw it and now Kane hammers away with the right hand. 126 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:46,072 Well, Kane says if X-Pac is not gonna tag me in, 127 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,440 I'm gonna do it the hard way. 128 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:50,042 And what a kick that time by The Big Red Machine. 129 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:51,110 -Look at that! -Oh my! 130 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:54,514 -A standing dropkick to the 450-pounder! -[Lawler] Oh man! 131 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,950 What agility. And look out! 132 00:06:58,017 --> 00:06:59,786 Mideon going for the ride. 133 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,589 -[Lawler] Warrior! -[Cole] Oh my! Frequent flyers. 134 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:06,592 The cover by Kane and this one's over. 135 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:08,161 -[bell rings] -["Burned" playing] 136 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:09,262 [Lawler] Look at X-Pac. 137 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:13,599 [Chimel] Here are your winners, X-Pac and Kane! 138 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:17,370 [Cole] And X-Pac now having words with Kane. 139 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:20,139 [Lawler] He should be thanking his lucky stars he's got a partner like Kane. 140 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:21,507 -Hey, look at this. -Wait a minute. 141 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:24,911 [Cole] It's Bradshaw and Faarooq from The Acolytes. 142 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:30,016 The Acolytes ever the opportunists, taking advantage here. 143 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:31,918 [Lawler] They came right through the crowd, Michael. 144 00:07:32,718 --> 00:07:34,187 [Cole] And now the double team on Kane, 145 00:07:34,253 --> 00:07:37,256 Faarooq and Bradshaw, again, X-Pac lying in the corner. 146 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:40,226 [Lawler] I'll tell you what, The Acolytes, they are opportunists. 147 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:43,129 They can sense dissension in the ranks of Kane and X-Pac, 148 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,031 and then they took advantage and here they go again! 149 00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:48,734 [Cole] X-Pac in trouble here. What a double team by The Acolytes. 150 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:53,306 And look at the destruction Faarooq and Bradshaw have left in the ring. 151 00:07:53,372 --> 00:07:55,341 [rock music playing] 152 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,410 [Lawler] The Acolytes are sending a message, 153 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:00,580 especially to X-Pac, that it takes teamwork. 154 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:03,216 You got to stick together to be successful. 155 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:08,654 [Cole] At No Mercy, just ten days away, 156 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:11,691 Kane, X-Pac, will take on The Acolytes 157 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:15,461 in a big, big matchup, a Four Corner Elimination Match. 158 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:17,263 Right now, Kevin Kelly with The Rock. 159 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,165 Well, just like X-Pac and Kane 160 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,467 have had problems with The Acolytes, Rock, 161 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:24,770 you have had your problems, as of late, with The British Bulldog 162 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,305 and we're ten days away now 163 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:28,774 from your battle with The Bulldog at No Mercy. 164 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:29,976 The British Bulldog? 165 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:32,478 The Rock says who is The British Bulldog to The Rock? 166 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:36,616 A nothing, a nobody, a blemish on The Rock's buttocks. 167 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,484 The Rock says this, British Bulldog, 168 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:41,287 you run your mouth about how you're a big dog, 169 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,155 about how you've got a big bark. 170 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:46,726 Well, The Rock says your bark, quite frankly, sounds like this… 171 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:50,530 [gentle, whiny barking] 172 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:53,633 The Rock says this, ten days, No Mercy. 173 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:57,403 The Rock, British Bulldog, is going to whip your candy ass 174 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,539 and there are two things you could do about it, 175 00:08:59,605 --> 00:09:01,540 nothing and like it. 176 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:04,477 So, The Rock says this, there is a more pressing issue. 177 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,212 Hold the mic up, jabroni. 178 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,214 There is a more pressing issue at hand, 179 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:12,218 and that issue, there is a jabroni running around the WWE, 180 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,954 The Rock's home, with a sock 181 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:18,457 with The Rock's face on it, stuffed in his crotch. 182 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:23,796 Val Venis, you think that you impress The Rock? 183 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:27,700 You stuffed a sock, Rocko, or whatever you call it, in your pants? 184 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:30,403 That is like blowing your nose on a constitution, 185 00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:33,706 wiping your ass with the American flag. 186 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:36,709 The Rock says this, you think you impress The Great One? Why? 187 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:41,247 Because you've made a couple of comme ci, comme ça adult movies? 188 00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:43,282 Well, The Rock says this, 189 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:47,019 tonight, The Rock is gonna play movie director. 190 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,088 He's gonna let you see firsthand, 191 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,157 the unedited, uncut version 192 00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:54,961 of The Rock laying the smackdown on your candy ass. 193 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:59,498 [crowd cheering] 194 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:01,701 -Well, Rock, certainly I know that-- -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 195 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:06,806 If you shut your mouth and listen, because they are chanting The Rock's name. 196 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:10,610 [crowd chants] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 197 00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:20,152 If you smell what The Rock is cooking. 198 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:21,654 ["Know Your Role" playing] 199 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:27,193 [Cole] The Rock has his sights focused on Val Venis tonight here on SmackDown. 200 00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:29,228 And, King, what a show we got for you, 201 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,529 we are gonna have an update 202 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:33,466 on the medical condition of Stephanie McMahon. 203 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:36,669 We are going to hear from Stephanie's brother, Shane McMahon, 204 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,404 here tonight on SmackDown. 205 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,073 [Lawler] And then a one-on-one, the competition going head-to-head, 206 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:44,443 The Road Doggy Dogg is gonna take on Hardcore Holly. 207 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:45,778 What a match that'll be. 208 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:48,848 [Cole] And also, tonight, Jeff Jarrett Enterprises 209 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:53,552 presents the first ever WWE Mud Wrestling Match. 210 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,154 -I can't believe it. -Only problem is, King, 211 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,622 we don't know who's involved. 212 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:57,790 [Lawler] I can't wait. 213 00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:02,461 Don't forget that Stone Cold sets his sights on Triple H tonight. 214 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,130 Oh, wait until you see that, Michael. 215 00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:05,031 [Cole] Wait a minute. 216 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,267 What is that? "Warning"? 217 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,136 King, I think that's here in the building. 218 00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:12,405 -What the hell is this all about? -[Lawler] Poisonous snakes? 219 00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:15,474 Thanks, Rock. Thanks a lot. 220 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:17,109 Hey, don't give me that. 221 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:20,646 You know what you did and I know what you did. 222 00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:21,947 I appreciate it. 223 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,685 Well, Mankind, you've requested this time, 224 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,421 so it's obvious that you have something to say. 225 00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:30,423 Well, I wanted to tell you what's going through my head 226 00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:33,826 when I first heard that The Rock was willing to take on Val Venis, 227 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,194 I got a little put off. 228 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:37,897 Like who is The Rock to fight my battles for me? 229 00:11:37,963 --> 00:11:38,931 Then I thought, 230 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:42,001 "Well, hell, that would be great to have somebody fight my battles for me." 231 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,335 I'm old and beaten up 232 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:44,704 and maybe I could just hang back 233 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:47,640 and be a friend and a financial advisor for The Rock. 234 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:51,110 But then I thought, first off, that's not what friends do. 235 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,746 And second off, I don't think the fans in Long Island 236 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:57,083 want to see Mankind sitting on his fat, candy ass. 237 00:11:57,149 --> 00:11:58,684 [crowd cheering] 238 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:01,454 So, as a favor to The Rock 239 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:04,423 and as a favor to my dozens… 240 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,659 [crowd] And dozens! 241 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,627 …of fans here in Long Island, 242 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:12,431 what I'm going to do is I'm going to fight The Rock's battles. 243 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,700 You see, he's going to take on Val Venis 244 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,669 and I'm gonna challenge The Bulldog, 245 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:22,541 and I'm gonna-- I'm gonna take that microphone and hit him with it. 246 00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:25,811 Have a nice day. I've got work to do. 247 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,646 ["Oh You Didn't Know" plays] 248 00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:30,049 ♪ Oh, you didn't know? ♪ 249 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:37,590 ♪ Your ass better call somebody ♪ 250 00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:40,760 [Cole] So, wait a minute, Mankind thinks The Rock is fighting his battle, 251 00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:42,995 so Mankind wants to fight The Rock's battle, 252 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,697 so he's challenged The Bulldog? 253 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,798 [Lawler] Mankind's an idiot. 254 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:47,800 [Cole] He's a bit touched. 255 00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:52,505 You see, it's me. It's me. 256 00:12:52,571 --> 00:12:55,007 It's that D-O double G. 257 00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:59,078 Together once again with that B-A double D. 258 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:03,349 [Cole] They're the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Champions, 259 00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:06,118 The New Age Outlaws back together again, 260 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:09,088 and in just ten days on pay-per-view at No Mercy, 261 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:13,159 The Outlaws defend against Crash and Hardcore Holly. 262 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,300 Cut the music. 263 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:27,006 -Welcome to the Dogg House… -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 264 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,743 …where you know those New Age Outlaws 265 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:35,447 always like to kick that shiznit doggy style. 266 00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:40,753 Now then, let's see if we can make a little noise up in this building. 267 00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:45,991 [crowd cheering] 268 00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:48,360 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, 269 00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:49,929 children of all ages, 270 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,464 D-Generation X proudly brings to you 271 00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:58,938 its WWE Tag Team Champions of the World, 272 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,273 "The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 273 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,509 "The Bad Ass" Billy Gunn, 274 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:06,312 The New Age Outlaws! 275 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:07,880 [Lawler] Whoa! 276 00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:11,951 What do these people see in these guys? 277 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,987 And, of course, if you're not down with that, 278 00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,423 we got two words for ya! 279 00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:19,325 [crowd] Suck it! 280 00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:24,430 [Cole] So, it's The Road Dogg set for one-on-one action here tonight 281 00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:26,532 against Hardcore Holly. 282 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,702 And here come the cousins and Crash carrying a scale. 283 00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:33,005 [Lawler] Yeah, I don't see why Hardcore is even gonna waste his time 284 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:33,973 on The Road Dogg. 285 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,474 Road Dogg is not a Super Heavyweight. 286 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:37,910 He don't weigh over 400 pounds. 287 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,347 [Cole] I think Hardcore thinks maybe him and, you know, 288 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:44,416 me and Billy get together may add up to 400. 289 00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:45,918 As we get into one-on-one action here. 290 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:49,088 Well, if they get weighed in, we may find out what they add up to. 291 00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:51,223 [Cole] I'll tell you, though, what a tremendous opportunity 292 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,158 for the Holly cousins at No Mercy, 293 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:56,161 taking on The Outlaws for the Tag Team Titles. 294 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,933 If Crash and Hardcore Holly can work together for an entire matchup, 295 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,334 they're a formidable team. 296 00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:07,573 And this will be a good one here on SmackDown. 297 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,876 Hardcore Holly taking on The Road Dogg. 298 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,579 They are packed to the rafters here at Nassau Coliseum. 299 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,547 Look at the Hollys. They won't even shake hands. 300 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:16,548 Uh-oh. Look out. 301 00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:17,816 [Cole] Hardcore Holly misses now, 302 00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:19,551 but Road Dogg follows up with a right hand. 303 00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:22,021 Both of these men former Hardcore Champions 304 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,822 here in World Wrestling Entertainment. 305 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,158 Holly whipped into the corner, misses with the right hand again. 306 00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:28,761 And Road Dogg with the quickness here in this one. 307 00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:30,129 First cover of the matchup. 308 00:15:30,195 --> 00:15:32,765 Here's one and a kickout by Hardcore Holly. 309 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:38,704 Holly whipped across the ring. Road Dogg now with a big Back Body Drop. 310 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,006 So, already tonight here on SmackDown, 311 00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:43,242 The Rock has challenged Val Venis, 312 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,744 and Mankind has challenged The Bulldog. 313 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:48,547 [Lawler] Mankind, he misinterprets everything. 314 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,016 [Cole] Oh, what a dropkick by Hardcore Holly. 315 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:54,653 Mankind, he reminds me of the time that Gomer thought he owed his life to Andy, 316 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,389 and was trying to do all those favors for him, remember that? 317 00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,492 Mankind and Gomer, about the same mentality. 318 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:01,393 [Cole] Yeah. 319 00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:05,230 And Hardcore Holly now with the advantage on The Road Dogg. 320 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:08,667 Again, a tremendous opportunity in ten days at No Mercy, King, 321 00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,336 for the Holly cousins. 322 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:13,138 It'd be a huge upset if they could knock off The Outlaws. 323 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,374 [Lawler] Why would that be an upset? 324 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:19,211 [Cole] Because The Outlaws are four-time WWE Tag Team Champions. 325 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,246 [Lawler] These guys are super-- Look at Hardcore. 326 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:24,383 [Cole] They're Super Heavyweights, but they have problems getting along. 327 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:25,317 And look at this now. 328 00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:27,653 Crash Holly, with the referees back turned, 329 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:28,620 working on The Road Dogg. 330 00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:30,456 [Lawler] That's about 800 pounds worth of pressure 331 00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:32,558 being applied to the neck of The Road Dogg there by Crash. 332 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:37,096 [Cole] The Hollys supposedly weigh a combined 800 pounds. 333 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:39,064 -[Lawler] Right. -[Cole] Supposedly. 334 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:42,701 -[Lawler] They're thick. They're solid. -If they weigh 800, then I weigh 300. 335 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:44,603 [Cole] And look at Hardcore now 336 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,905 with the knee to the midsection of The Road Dogg. 337 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,141 [Lawler] See, the important thing about the Hollys 338 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,745 is that they think they weigh 400 pounds apiece. 339 00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:55,014 -[Cole] Okay. -[Lawler] See, it's a-- Look at that. 340 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,785 [Cole] Hardcore Holly, smart maneuver drawing Mr. Ass up to the apron, 341 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,554 allows Crash to take advantage of The Road Dogg. 342 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,189 And the Hollys working well together here. 343 00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:06,558 [Lawler] Crash can do some damage if you're not looking. 344 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,527 [Cole] Hardcore Holly, kick to the midsection. 345 00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:12,064 Here's Road Dogg, now whipped across the ring. 346 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,699 -[Lawler] Look out! -[Cole] Boot to the face. 347 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,068 Hardcore made a mistake that time and here comes Road Dogg. 348 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:17,903 And look at the counter by Hardcore. 349 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,104 Nice slam. 350 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:21,340 Lackadaisical cover, hooks the leg, two and a kickout, 351 00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:23,308 got the shoulder up for The Road Dogg. 352 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,510 I'm still interested to learn 353 00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:27,446 who's gonna be in this first ever Mud Wrestling Match 354 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:28,881 here tonight on SmackDown. 355 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,651 Well, it's being brought to us by Jeff Jarrett Enterprises, 356 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,253 so we know it's gonna be great. 357 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,056 Obviously, I would imagine. 358 00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:39,958 I would imagine females, wouldn't you think? 359 00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:41,060 [Cole] Well, yeah. 360 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,428 [Lawler] I mean, you've seen-- 361 00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,530 [Cole] Cover, hook at the leg, kickout again by Dogg. 362 00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:46,331 [Lawler] You've seen mud wrestling matches before. 363 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,134 You've been to those clubs where they have those mud wrestling matches. 364 00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:50,269 [Cole] King, no, I haven't. 365 00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:52,805 -I'm a married man. -[Lawler] Happily married? 366 00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:54,807 -Very happily married. -Yeah, but your wife's not. 367 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:56,275 -Look at this! -[Cole] Oh please. 368 00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:57,443 Look at Hardcore Holly now. 369 00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,845 Road Dogg tossed over the top rope 370 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,347 out there in no man's land and Crash Holly goes to work again. 371 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,683 [Lawler] No man's land? He's out there in the-- 372 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,051 What do you want to call it? 373 00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,453 Valley of the Super Heavyweights. 374 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:10,289 [Cole] Oh man, Crash Holly putting a number here on Road Dogg, 375 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,658 tossing him back into the ring and the referee is busy over there 376 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:14,126 with Mr. Ass. 377 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,863 And Hardcore Holly, again, with a cover, hooks the leg again. 378 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:18,797 This one's over, folks. 379 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:21,133 There's two, and again, Road Dogg gets the shoulder up. 380 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,969 I thought Hardcore Holly pulled off a big one there. 381 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,138 Yeah. Watch out. Hardcore Holly thought the same thing, 382 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:29,741 but he's-- better not get too perturbed with the referee there, Earl Hebner, 383 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:32,010 -because they got a lot-- -Look out! Road Dogg rolls him over. 384 00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:34,346 Small package now, there's two and a kickout by Holly. 385 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,014 -Wow! -What action, this matchup. 386 00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:38,650 Kick to the back by Hardcore Holly again, 387 00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:41,653 and Road Dogg, desperation maneuver that time, almost got him. 388 00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,890 Snapmare by Hardcore Holly. 389 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,458 And look at that! 390 00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:49,094 Road Dogg taking a tremendous amount of punishment. 391 00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:52,030 [Lawler] I'm gonna tell you this right now. 392 00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:56,001 My prediction is, unless that psychic hotline lied to me, 393 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,604 the Hardcore Holly and his partner Crash 394 00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:01,006 are gonna be the next Tag Team Champions. 395 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,074 [Cole] You might be right. 396 00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:04,276 We'll find out in ten days at No Mercy. 397 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:08,080 If they do what they're doing in this matchup, I'll tell you what… 398 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:11,783 [Lawler] He's gonna go up top. 399 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:14,620 Have you ever seen a Super Heavyweight come off the top rope? 400 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:16,655 [Cole] Well, we're gonna see it now and Hardcore Holly-- 401 00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:18,357 [Lawler] This could shake the entire building. 402 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:20,492 [Cole] Road Dogg, boot to the face! 403 00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:24,196 And a counter by The Road Dogg and Crash can't believe it. 404 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,200 And Road Dogg now trying to gain his breath, 405 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:29,835 trying to gain some momentum here, 406 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,304 and you see his tag team partner, Mr. Ass, cheering him on. 407 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,306 But, folks, this is a one-on-one matchup. 408 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:38,477 [Lawler] What's Road Dogg crawling for? He thinks he's gonna make a tag. 409 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,546 It's not a Tag Match, Road Dogg. 410 00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:42,080 [Cole] Road Dogg quickly back up. 411 00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:44,683 Ducks underneath the right hand and here's the jukin' and jivin' now 412 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,618 by the southpaw, The Road Dogg. 413 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,620 A little bit of shake, rattle and rollin' now. 414 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,088 Oh my! 415 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,724 And Dogg now off the ropes again. 416 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,493 Here it comes. Hardcore's in trouble. 417 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,228 [Lawler] He's not a Road Dogg. He's a hot dog. 418 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:57,362 Put some mustard on him. 419 00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,197 Look at this. 420 00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:01,533 [Cole] Road Dogg now. Oh man! 421 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,603 Right across the back of Hardcore Holly. 422 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,038 Kick to the midsection now. 423 00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:09,241 Road Dogg setting him up with a Pumphandle Slam, Crash in the ring. 424 00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:10,809 Mr. Ass grabs Crash Holly. 425 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,179 And Mr. Ass now goes to work on Crash Holly. 426 00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:17,516 Road Dogg is distracted and Hardcore Holly is setting him up. 427 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:18,750 Oh man! 428 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:20,819 Hooks the leg. 429 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,554 Folks, this one may be over. It is. 430 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:27,092 Hardcore Holly with the victory over The Road Dogg. 431 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:30,262 [Chimel] Here's your winner, Hardcore Holly! 432 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,831 -See, I told you, Michael Cole. -You told me what? 433 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:37,069 He couldn't handle the Big Show. He ain't no Super Heavyweight like me. 434 00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:38,570 Okay. Okay. I get it. 435 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:39,938 A Heavyweight ass whoppin'. 436 00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:43,442 You see what happens [indistinct]. 437 00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:46,311 Hardcore Holly-- Wait a minute now. 438 00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:47,846 And look at this. Look out. 439 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,681 Mr. Ass and The Road Dogg. 440 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,450 Holly's back into the ring. 441 00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:52,985 [Lawler] I thought this match was over. 442 00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,887 [Cole] And look at The Outlaws now hammering away. 443 00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:57,923 Hardcore into the corner 444 00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,292 and look at the strength of Mr. Ass. 445 00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:02,327 [Lawler] Look out! 446 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,464 And the Holly's knocked out of the ring, 447 00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:07,399 and, King, this could happen at No Mercy 448 00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:11,403 when the four-time Tag Team Champions, The Outlaws, 449 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:13,805 defend against the Holly cousins. 450 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:16,508 ["Oh You Didn't Know" playing] 451 00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:18,910 [Lawler] I told you my prediction for No Mercy. 452 00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:22,547 What could happen is they could do all the damage they want to, 453 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:25,050 The New Age Outlaws after they've lost the match. 454 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,086 [Cole] I'll tell you, the Hollys could pick up the win at No Mercy 455 00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:29,655 if they can get along. 456 00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:33,358 But the teamwork, the camaraderie has got to go to The Outlaws. 457 00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:36,228 We're going to find out, King, in just ten days. 458 00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:40,232 No Mercy on pay-per-view from the Gund Arena in Cleveland. 459 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,733 [Cole] Whoa! What's this? 460 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,635 This is your first therapy session. 461 00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:44,703 The rules are simple. 462 00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:49,408 All you have to do is sit back, tell the truth and relax. Okay? 463 00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:51,310 -All right. I could do that. -Good. 464 00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:54,379 So, tell me, when was your first sexual encounter? 465 00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:57,349 What perfume are you wearing? 466 00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:58,884 This is a very serious matter 467 00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:00,218 and I need you to tell me, 468 00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:03,689 -when was your first sexual encounter? -You're right. You're right. 469 00:22:03,755 --> 00:22:06,558 -Let's just say I was very young, doctor. -I understand. 470 00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:09,995 -I was scared. -Why? 471 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:15,567 It was dark and I was all alone. [laughs] 472 00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:19,037 Mark. Mark, all jokes aside, please. 473 00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:22,674 -No joking. Mark. Mark! -Okay. All right. You're right. 474 00:22:22,741 --> 00:22:25,310 When was your first sexual encounter? It's okay. 475 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:29,214 Well, I tell jokes because, I mean, it hurts, you know? 476 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,317 You know, I don't want to talk about this again. 477 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:33,385 How old were you? 478 00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:35,754 I was eight. 479 00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:37,356 And who was it with? 480 00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:39,024 Why does who-- 481 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,292 It's okay. You can trust me. 482 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,894 -Does it matter who it was with? -You can trust me. 483 00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:43,895 Who was it with? 484 00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:48,433 -It was with my sister. -Your sister? 485 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:51,002 You don't still have sex with your sister! 486 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,939 See? I mean, this ain't helping me none. 487 00:22:54,005 --> 00:22:54,840 It's okay. 488 00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:57,876 When was the last time you had sex with your sister? 489 00:23:00,245 --> 00:23:01,646 Day before yesterday. 490 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:06,151 Oh. Mark, I see that you've got some problems 491 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,354 and we've got a lot of work to do. 492 00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,456 -A lot of work. -This is not helping. 493 00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:12,357 It's okay. 494 00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:14,526 I'm trying to forget. I'm trying to put this behind me. 495 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:17,062 Jeez. 496 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,131 ["Everybody on the Ground" playing] 497 00:23:19,197 --> 00:23:21,133 -[Lawler] Did I just… -[Cole] You just heard it. 498 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,904 Mark Henry, an admitted sex addict, is undergoing therapy. 499 00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:28,039 -Well, folks, there you see the mud pit. -Wait! Wait! Wait! 500 00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:29,274 He's had sex with his sister? 501 00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:30,442 [Cole] That's what he said. 502 00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:32,844 That mud pit filled with cold slimy mud, 503 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,347 a first ever Mud Wrestling Match here tonight. 504 00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:40,685 [Cole] Well, we're back on SmackDown. 505 00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:42,287 [Lawler] And I think we're about to find out 506 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:46,124 who the participants are gonna be in the WWE's first ever Mud Match. 507 00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:47,259 Oh! 508 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:51,196 [Cole] And Jeff Jarrett, the Intercontinental Champion. 509 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:54,299 -And look it, he's dressed in waders. -[Lawler] What? 510 00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:55,967 [Cole] Well, folks, we can tell you tonight, 511 00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:59,404 WWE SmackDown is brought to you by Dino Crisis. 512 00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:00,872 You don't hunt them. They hunt you. 513 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:03,608 From Capcom, the makers of Resident Evil. 514 00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:07,212 [Lawler] And by Skittles! Bite-sized candy. 515 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,781 Taste the rainbow of fruit flavors. 516 00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:10,682 [Cole] And by Lugz. 517 00:24:10,749 --> 00:24:13,452 Lugz boots and jeans, decide well, conquer all. 518 00:24:13,518 --> 00:24:15,954 Lugz, decide and conquer. 519 00:24:16,021 --> 00:24:18,023 Well, from the looks and the way Jeff Jarrett is dressed, 520 00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:20,258 he's gonna be wrestling somebody in the mud. 521 00:24:20,325 --> 00:24:22,227 [Cole] And look at his ankle deep in that mud. 522 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:29,034 Finally, I have found a place for the women of the WWE. 523 00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:30,435 [Lawler] What? 524 00:24:30,502 --> 00:24:32,103 -[Cole] Oh, come on now. -Mud wrestling. 525 00:24:32,838 --> 00:24:33,872 [Lawler groans] 526 00:24:33,939 --> 00:24:36,975 -[Cole] When's he gonna stop? -After that fiasco on Raw 527 00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:38,076 on Monday night, 528 00:24:39,444 --> 00:24:43,048 this is the only place that broads should be fighting. 529 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:45,484 So, later on tonight, 530 00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:50,689 right here in this very mud ring, courtesy of Jarrett Enterprises, 531 00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:54,259 -Miss Kitty… -[Lawler] What? 532 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:57,195 …will be getting it on knee-deep in this slop. 533 00:24:57,262 --> 00:24:58,196 [Lawler] Miss Kitty? 534 00:24:58,263 --> 00:25:02,834 And since the women of the WWE are so obsessed with their cleavage, 535 00:25:02,901 --> 00:25:04,536 the only way to win the match 536 00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:06,838 is not by one, two, three, 537 00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:09,774 but it's by ripping your opponent's top off. 538 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:10,742 [Lawler] What? 539 00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:13,078 [Cole] King, I don't think Miss Kitty knew anything about this. 540 00:25:13,144 --> 00:25:15,780 [Lawler] Woo-hoo! Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. 541 00:25:16,481 --> 00:25:18,116 -We're gonna see. -And, Kitty… 542 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:22,420 you've been apologizing for the last few days. 543 00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:26,725 If you want to get back on my good side, you better not back out. 544 00:25:27,492 --> 00:25:30,762 -And Chyna, I've got a few words for you. -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 545 00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:36,034 There will be no backing out of the Good Housekeeping Match at No Mercy 546 00:25:36,101 --> 00:25:40,272 because I will show no mercy. 547 00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:42,541 [Lawler] We're gonna see Miss Kitty in the mud. 548 00:25:42,607 --> 00:25:44,609 [Cole] Yeah, but who's she taking on? Who's her opponent? 549 00:25:44,676 --> 00:25:46,578 [Lawler] That's better than a litter box. 550 00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:47,979 [Cole] Jeff Jarrett Enterprises 551 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:52,417 presents the first ever WWE Mud Wrestling Match here on SmackDown. 552 00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:54,719 [Lawler] And somebody's top is coming off. 553 00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:57,055 [Cole] Yeah, but who's Miss Kitty's opponent? 554 00:25:57,122 --> 00:25:59,257 -[Lawler] I don't care! -[Cole] And look at that mud. 555 00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:01,726 Slimy, gooey, cool, and oozy. 556 00:26:01,793 --> 00:26:04,729 -Right now, Terry Taylor with The Bulldog. -Yoo-hoo! 557 00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:08,333 Bulldog, what is your answer to Mankind's challenge? 558 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:12,304 When is everybody gonna get it through their thick skulls? 559 00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:16,174 All I care about is one thing and one thing only. 560 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:17,976 That's the WWE Title. 561 00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:22,013 I don't care if The Rock lives or dies. 562 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,649 I don't care about Stephanie McMahon. 563 00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:27,252 -[Cole] Whoa. -Hell, I don't even care 564 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:29,554 about that idiot, Mankind. 565 00:26:30,188 --> 00:26:32,691 If I have to cripple him tonight in this match 566 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:35,493 to get my title shot, I'll do so. 567 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,561 Look out! 568 00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:38,930 [Cole] Wait a minute. That's Mankind. 569 00:26:38,997 --> 00:26:41,199 Mankind hammering away at The Bulldog. 570 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,435 [all shouting] 571 00:26:43,501 --> 00:26:45,870 Officials and [indistinct] are pulling these two apart. 572 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,807 Mankind challenged The Bulldog. 573 00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:52,477 He wanted to fight The Rock's battles here tonight. 574 00:26:53,611 --> 00:26:54,512 Man! 575 00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:58,817 [Lawler] Okay, we're back, Michael, and what is this? 576 00:26:58,883 --> 00:27:02,988 [Cole] Well, King, I'm being told that this is somewhere in the Nassau Coliseum. 577 00:27:03,054 --> 00:27:03,989 [Lawler] Oh my God! 578 00:27:04,055 --> 00:27:06,424 [Cole] You recall we saw the sign on the door earlier on that said, 579 00:27:06,491 --> 00:27:08,793 "Warning. Poisonous snakes." 580 00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:12,430 [Lawler] There's a whole room of poisonous reptiles and snakes 581 00:27:12,497 --> 00:27:14,799 -somewhere in this building? -[Cole] It sure looked that way. 582 00:27:14,866 --> 00:27:16,735 [Lawler] I know there's a lot of snakes in the WWE, 583 00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:19,938 but most of them are the two-legged variety. 584 00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:22,807 [Cole] Well, we are searching the Nassau Coliseum 585 00:27:22,874 --> 00:27:24,509 for Edge and Christian, 586 00:27:24,576 --> 00:27:28,346 a tremendous tag team here on World Wrestling Entertainment. 587 00:27:29,047 --> 00:27:30,281 [bell rings] 588 00:27:30,348 --> 00:27:31,316 Now, where are they? 589 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:33,685 [Chimel] The following contest is scheduled for one fall, 590 00:27:33,752 --> 00:27:38,657 making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 462 pounds, 591 00:27:38,723 --> 00:27:41,026 Christian and Edge! 592 00:27:41,092 --> 00:27:43,461 [Lawler] Boy, these guys can't wait to get out of here, 593 00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:47,499 so they could wrap up the Terri Invitational Tournament here tonight. 594 00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:48,400 [Cole] That's right. 595 00:27:48,466 --> 00:27:51,136 Edge and Christian weeding their way through this capacity crowd. 596 00:27:51,202 --> 00:27:54,339 They are up two to nothing in the Terri Invitational. 597 00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:55,573 They're looking for a sweep. 598 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,476 One more win, King, they get a hundred thousand dollars 599 00:27:58,543 --> 00:28:01,513 and the managerial services of Terri. 600 00:28:01,579 --> 00:28:03,214 [Lawler] What do you mean managerial services? 601 00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:04,382 They get Terri. 602 00:28:04,449 --> 00:28:07,452 That includes managerial and personal services, I think. 603 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:08,420 How do you know that? 604 00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:10,822 That's why you and I should've been in this tournament, you idiot. 605 00:28:11,656 --> 00:28:14,292 [Cole] Edge and Christian set to do battle with The New Brood. 606 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,861 [Lawler] By the way, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Where is Terri? 607 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,564 She's got to sit next to me for these matches. 608 00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:21,766 She's been with you the last couple of weeks… 609 00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:23,368 [Lawler] Oh, you're telling me. 610 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:25,970 [Cole] And that's been good luck for Edge and Christian. 611 00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:27,939 ["Loaded" playing] 612 00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:31,009 And here come The New Brood, Matt and Jeff. 613 00:28:33,978 --> 00:28:36,715 [Lawler] Huge underdogs. Right now, these guys are down two to zip. 614 00:28:38,249 --> 00:28:40,351 -Edge and Christian looking for the sweep. -Their opponents, 615 00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:43,655 at a combined weight of 422 pounds, 616 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:47,192 Matt and Jeff, The New Brood! 617 00:28:47,258 --> 00:28:49,928 [Cole] There is electricity here tonight at Nassau Coliseum. 618 00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:52,163 And don't miss out on the excitement in Miami, 619 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:55,400 Sunday Special, four o'clock start at the arena, 620 00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:57,402 plus tickets on sale a week from Saturday 621 00:28:57,469 --> 00:29:01,506 for huge events, King, in San Jose and in San Francisco. 622 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,208 [Lawler] Hold on here. Where's Terri? 623 00:29:03,274 --> 00:29:05,343 -Uh-oh. Here we go. -You got your wish. 624 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:06,711 [Lawler] Yoo-hoo! 625 00:29:06,778 --> 00:29:09,280 You know what my next two wishes are? 626 00:29:09,347 --> 00:29:11,282 -What are they? -Whoa! Watch out for that fire. 627 00:29:11,983 --> 00:29:14,319 It's hot enough, she doesn't need to be walking close to the fire. 628 00:29:15,653 --> 00:29:17,689 -[Terri] You want it, don't you? -[Lawler] Yes. 629 00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:19,924 -[Terri] You want it? -[Lawler] Yes! 630 00:29:19,991 --> 00:29:21,993 -[Terri] I'm gonna give it to you. -Come on, baby! 631 00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:24,963 Tonight is the third round of my tournament, 632 00:29:25,997 --> 00:29:29,467 and I think I want to shake things up a bit. 633 00:29:29,534 --> 00:29:32,604 -[Lawler] Please. -I think I want to stir things up a bit. 634 00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:33,605 I love it when you stir. 635 00:29:33,671 --> 00:29:38,309 Guys, tonight, this match will be Texas Tornado rules. 636 00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:40,812 -Uh-oh. -And you know what that means, 637 00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:44,015 everybody in the ring all at the same time. 638 00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:47,185 So, why don't you go for it 639 00:29:47,252 --> 00:29:50,555 and may the best team win… me. 640 00:29:54,325 --> 00:29:55,426 [Cole] And here we go now. 641 00:29:55,493 --> 00:29:57,495 Edge and Christian against Matt and Jeff, The New Brood, 642 00:29:57,562 --> 00:29:59,330 this is a Texas Tornado Match. 643 00:29:59,397 --> 00:30:01,599 That means all the four men are in the ring at the same time. 644 00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:03,935 Forget your average, everyday run-of-the-mill Tag Match. 645 00:30:04,435 --> 00:30:06,371 Texas Tornado rules here. Woo! 646 00:30:06,437 --> 00:30:09,574 [Cole] All hell is gonna break loose. First pinfall or submission wins. 647 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:14,345 And look at this now, Hardys collide, and there's Christian. Oh man! 648 00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:16,614 [Lawler] I love the Terri Invitational Tournament. 649 00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:19,751 [Cole] Edge and Christian on a major roll over the past week. 650 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,419 They're up two nothing in this tournament. 651 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:22,887 One more, they pick up the sweep. 652 00:30:22,954 --> 00:30:25,323 And look at the double team working on all cylinders, 653 00:30:25,390 --> 00:30:26,324 Edge and Christian. 654 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:28,660 And Jeff is in all kinds of trouble. 655 00:30:28,726 --> 00:30:29,694 And look at this now. 656 00:30:29,761 --> 00:30:30,929 Oh man! 657 00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:32,897 Double headbutt to the shoulders. 658 00:30:32,964 --> 00:30:34,933 -First cover. Kickout. -These guys, Edge and Christian, 659 00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:36,501 they want Terri bad, don't they? 660 00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:37,702 Can you blame them? 661 00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:39,871 [Cole] I'm sure The New Brood wants Terri bad as well, 662 00:30:39,938 --> 00:30:41,506 but speaking of The New Brood, 663 00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:43,041 where in the world is Gangrel 664 00:30:43,107 --> 00:30:46,110 and what do you think he thinks about this Invitational Tournament? 665 00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:48,446 [Lawler] I have no idea, but, oh, look at this. 666 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:49,347 [Cole] Oh man! 667 00:30:49,414 --> 00:30:53,351 Edge and Christian really cooking here in this Texas Tornado Match. 668 00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:58,089 Two great young teens in World Wrestling Entertainment. 669 00:30:58,156 --> 00:30:59,824 Here's another cover. There's two. 670 00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:02,560 And a kickout at the last moment by Matt. 671 00:31:02,627 --> 00:31:05,263 You know, Terri says she believes these two teams 672 00:31:05,330 --> 00:31:07,098 are the two brightest young teams 673 00:31:07,165 --> 00:31:09,300 in World Wrestling Entertainment today. 674 00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:11,569 It's a toss-up of which team she wants to win. 675 00:31:11,636 --> 00:31:13,538 [Lawler] And she also said she thinks all is fair 676 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,607 in love and what's entertainment. 677 00:31:15,673 --> 00:31:18,042 Well, she doesn't care what Gangrel thinks 678 00:31:18,109 --> 00:31:20,845 if she wins the services of Matt and Jeff Hardy. 679 00:31:20,912 --> 00:31:23,848 [Cole] Well, Christian and Matt battling outside the ring. Reversal now. 680 00:31:23,915 --> 00:31:26,351 Christian back-first into that ring apron. 681 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:28,419 -Look at that. -Look at that. 682 00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:29,420 Oh man! 683 00:31:30,521 --> 00:31:31,589 What a maneuver. 684 00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:33,891 Meanwhile, inside the ring, 685 00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:37,228 it's Edge and Jeff, kick to the midsection now. 686 00:31:37,795 --> 00:31:40,098 Edge setting him up. Look out! He doesn't see Matt now. 687 00:31:40,164 --> 00:31:43,334 Top rope. Look at Matt with a clothesline from the top rope. 688 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:45,737 Christian neutralized outside the ring. 689 00:31:45,803 --> 00:31:48,006 Cover now. Two and a kickout by Edge. 690 00:31:48,806 --> 00:31:50,241 We've got to take another look 691 00:31:50,308 --> 00:31:53,011 at this tremendous DDT by Matt. 692 00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:56,614 Oh my! Christian's head slamming into the mat outside the ring. 693 00:31:58,116 --> 00:32:00,518 Look at this now. Here's Jeff. Oh man! 694 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:01,619 And Edge is in trouble. 695 00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:05,256 Christian is still out outside the ring after that DDT by Matt. 696 00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:06,291 Here's a cover now. 697 00:32:06,357 --> 00:32:08,660 Referee Tim White count. Kickout after two. 698 00:32:08,726 --> 00:32:10,528 You know, that maneuver by Matt outside the ring 699 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:12,864 was the same maneuver which took Edge out of action 700 00:32:12,930 --> 00:32:14,332 for a couple of weeks with a stinger. 701 00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:16,834 Cover again and a kickout again by Edge. 702 00:32:16,901 --> 00:32:19,804 [Lawler] Both of these teams want to win this tournament really bad. 703 00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:21,406 I don't think the money is that important. 704 00:32:21,472 --> 00:32:24,442 Of course, a hundred grand, it's nothing to sneeze at, but whew! 705 00:32:24,509 --> 00:32:27,245 The services of Terri? 706 00:32:27,312 --> 00:32:30,515 [Cole] And here's the double team now by The New Brood and Edge is in trouble. 707 00:32:30,581 --> 00:32:31,849 Does she look good tonight or what? 708 00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:34,452 You know, these are two-- Here's a cover now by Jeff. 709 00:32:34,519 --> 00:32:37,021 There's two again, and again, Edge kicks out. 710 00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:39,657 King, these are two of the most evenly matched teams 711 00:32:39,724 --> 00:32:41,793 ever going at it here in World Wrestling Entertainment. 712 00:32:41,859 --> 00:32:43,161 You know what I just figured out? 713 00:32:43,227 --> 00:32:44,262 -I believe I've got it. -What? 714 00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:46,197 I think I know who's gonna be the other participant 715 00:32:46,264 --> 00:32:47,465 -in the Mud Wrestling Match. -Who? 716 00:32:47,532 --> 00:32:49,067 -Terri. -You would love that, wouldn't you? 717 00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:51,436 -Oh, would I love that, baby. Yoo-hoo! -Terri and kittens. 718 00:32:51,502 --> 00:32:53,004 [Cole] Look at this now. Oh man! 719 00:32:53,071 --> 00:32:56,474 Edge's desperation maneuver takes out both members of The New Brood. 720 00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:58,309 Terri's top ripped off, are you kidding me? 721 00:32:58,376 --> 00:32:59,577 Would I love that? 722 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:02,680 -What about Kitty's? -[Lawler] Oh baby! What about a draw? 723 00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:04,449 Maybe they could both lose. [cackles] 724 00:33:04,515 --> 00:33:06,384 [Cole] We know Kitty is in the Mud Wrestling Match. 725 00:33:06,451 --> 00:33:07,952 We don't know who her opponent is. 726 00:33:08,019 --> 00:33:11,122 The referee makes the count, but Edge is to his feet first. 727 00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:13,291 Remember, Edge and Christian up two games to none 728 00:33:13,358 --> 00:33:14,726 in this best of five series. 729 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:16,060 From behind, Matt. 730 00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:17,595 [crowd cheering] 731 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,030 Oh man! 732 00:33:19,097 --> 00:33:21,132 Jeff just climbed the barricade. 733 00:33:21,199 --> 00:33:23,601 Christian was getting to his feet and he took him out again. 734 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:24,702 Christian is history. 735 00:33:24,769 --> 00:33:27,171 What a Snapmare takedown by Matt that time. 736 00:33:27,238 --> 00:33:29,941 And again, Jeff in the ring and the double team continues. 737 00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:31,676 Christian was taken out with a DDT 738 00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:34,379 and then a tremendous maneuver off the barricade by Jeff. 739 00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:36,547 He's not been a factor in this match whatsoever. 740 00:33:36,614 --> 00:33:38,583 That's two, and again, Edge gets the shoulder up. 741 00:33:38,649 --> 00:33:40,818 One more look, King, at the action outside the ring. 742 00:33:40,885 --> 00:33:42,353 Yeah. I've never seen anything like this. 743 00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:45,323 Off the barricade and right onto Christian. 744 00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:49,427 I tell you, these two teams, so well balanced, so quick, so agile. 745 00:33:50,595 --> 00:33:52,530 And here's Matt now, second rope. 746 00:33:52,597 --> 00:33:54,932 Edge in all kinds of trouble. 747 00:33:54,999 --> 00:33:57,568 -Oh my! Legdrop across the sternum… -What a legdrop. 748 00:33:57,635 --> 00:34:00,004 …and another cover on Edge here. This should be it. 749 00:34:00,071 --> 00:34:03,041 There's two, and again, Edge with resilience, kicks out. 750 00:34:03,107 --> 00:34:04,442 [Lawler] I thought he had him there. 751 00:34:05,676 --> 00:34:08,146 [Cole] Matt and Jeff working well together, but Edge, 752 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:09,680 tremendous competitor. 753 00:34:09,747 --> 00:34:10,815 He's in tremendous shape. 754 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,217 [Lawler] Terri's got to be impressed by this. 755 00:34:13,284 --> 00:34:15,820 [Cole] Terri's got to be impressed by both teams, King. 756 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,056 As Matt hammers away now to the midsection. 757 00:34:18,122 --> 00:34:20,892 [Lawler] I'm impressed by Terri. Did you see that top she had on? 758 00:34:21,826 --> 00:34:24,328 I bet she never has trouble finding a slow dance partner. 759 00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:25,430 [Cole] Oh my! 760 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:28,299 A kick by Edge that time and another desperate maneuver. 761 00:34:28,366 --> 00:34:30,001 Jeff just spun through the air 762 00:34:30,067 --> 00:34:31,335 and Matt takes advantage again 763 00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:33,204 as Christian makes his way to his feet. 764 00:34:33,271 --> 00:34:36,174 One of these two teams could meet the Tag Team Champions. 765 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,709 The title is up for grabs at No Mercy 766 00:34:38,776 --> 00:34:42,547 as The Outlaws meet the Hollys in ten days on pay-per-view. 767 00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:45,283 [Lawler] I think the Hollys are gonna be the champions 768 00:34:45,349 --> 00:34:48,186 and one of these two teams are gonna have to face off against the Hollys. 769 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,354 [Cole] Yeah. Look at this now. 770 00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:51,422 Oh man! 771 00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:53,458 And speaking of champions at No Mercy, 772 00:34:53,524 --> 00:34:57,862 Triple H, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, with the WWE Title on the line, 773 00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:01,199 and Stone Cold with revenge on his mind. 774 00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:05,903 And again, The New Brood double teaming Christian this time. 775 00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:08,106 Great balance by Christian. And look at this. 776 00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:10,208 -Oh man! -[Lawler laughs] 777 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:12,477 -Here's a cover now on Matt. There's two. -That's it. 778 00:35:12,543 --> 00:35:14,912 It could be over, and Matt gets the shoulder up. 779 00:35:14,979 --> 00:35:18,049 I thought it was gonna be a clean sweep for Edge and Christian. 780 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:21,619 [Lawler] I thought we were gonna know who Terri was gonna be managing. 781 00:35:21,686 --> 00:35:24,088 [Cole] Oh, what a spear. Spear by Edge. 782 00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:26,757 Hook of the leg. Two again, and a save by Matt. 783 00:35:26,824 --> 00:35:29,260 -[Lawler] This is great competition. -[Cole] What action! 784 00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:30,962 It's what you come to expect here in the WWE. 785 00:35:31,028 --> 00:35:32,330 What else, man? Look at this. 786 00:35:32,897 --> 00:35:36,000 [Cole] Every Thursday night you come to expect it on SmackDown. 787 00:35:36,567 --> 00:35:38,736 And the double team by Edge and Christian, 788 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:41,172 who, again, have gained the advantage here. 789 00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:43,975 What do these guys know about Terri that we don't know? 790 00:35:44,041 --> 00:35:45,843 I mean, they're fighting their hearts out. 791 00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:47,612 They're fighting for their life to get Terri. 792 00:35:47,678 --> 00:35:49,680 And they're fighting for a hundred thousand dollars, too. 793 00:35:49,747 --> 00:35:52,316 And look at this. This is that stacked up Superplex. 794 00:35:52,383 --> 00:35:54,852 [Cole] Man! And they hit it again. This should be it. 795 00:35:54,919 --> 00:35:56,454 Wait a minute. Look at Jeff. 796 00:35:56,521 --> 00:35:58,222 -Senton Bomb! -[Lawler screams] 797 00:35:58,289 --> 00:36:02,126 Senton Bomb by Jeff right into the chest of Christian. 798 00:36:02,193 --> 00:36:04,262 -Edge over the top rope. -There is the double cover. 799 00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:05,763 -[Lawler] I told you! -And it's over. 800 00:36:06,631 --> 00:36:08,132 [Cole] The New Brood. 801 00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:09,367 The New Brood. 802 00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:12,470 [Chimel] Here are your winners, The New Brood! 803 00:36:12,537 --> 00:36:15,473 They have drawn within one in the best of five tournament. 804 00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:16,874 Edge and Christian, two. 805 00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:20,344 The New Brood, one, in the battle for Terri's services. 806 00:36:20,411 --> 00:36:23,080 [Lawler] The Terri Invitational continues. 807 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:26,584 [Cole] We got to take a look at some of the tremendous action in this matchup. 808 00:36:26,651 --> 00:36:27,818 Two of the hottest young teams 809 00:36:27,885 --> 00:36:29,921 in World Wrestling Entertainment today. 810 00:36:29,987 --> 00:36:31,656 Take a look at this Spear by Edge. 811 00:36:31,722 --> 00:36:34,325 [Lawler] Unbelievable. I thought it was over right there. 812 00:36:34,792 --> 00:36:38,095 [Cole] And here's that stacked up Superplex by Edge and Christian. 813 00:36:38,162 --> 00:36:40,831 [Lawler] And then the Senton Bomb. Wow! 814 00:36:41,899 --> 00:36:44,101 [Cole] And the double cover by The New Brood. 815 00:36:44,669 --> 00:36:49,540 And The New Brood now down two games to one in this best of five match series. 816 00:36:49,607 --> 00:36:50,708 Man, oh man! 817 00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:52,577 The action, unreal. 818 00:36:53,444 --> 00:36:54,612 Hey, it's Val Venis. 819 00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:57,114 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -[Venis sighs] 820 00:36:57,181 --> 00:36:58,716 What's Val up to? 821 00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:01,219 He's always up to something. 822 00:37:01,285 --> 00:37:02,787 Oh no! No. No. Wait a minute. 823 00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:04,088 No, not here. Not here. 824 00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:07,091 -We're on TV. -[Venis] Hello, Rocko! 825 00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:09,093 -[Lawler laughs] -[Cole] It's just a Rocko. 826 00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:14,232 [Venis] "The Big Rockbowski" never looked better. 827 00:37:14,298 --> 00:37:16,100 [Lawler] Oh my God! 828 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:17,535 -[Lawler cackles] -[Cole] Val with Mr… 829 00:37:17,602 --> 00:37:18,936 Oh man! 830 00:37:19,003 --> 00:37:21,639 Well, folks, we're getting ready to get slimy. 831 00:37:21,706 --> 00:37:23,107 Mud Wrestling coming up. 832 00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:26,043 Who's gonna win the first of its kind match in the WWE? 833 00:37:26,110 --> 00:37:27,144 Who's Kitty's opponent? 834 00:37:27,211 --> 00:37:29,213 [Lawler] I don't know, but you've always been slimy. 835 00:37:30,214 --> 00:37:31,549 [soft rock music plays] 836 00:37:31,616 --> 00:37:33,884 [Lawler] Oh boy! Here we go. Yoo-hoo! 837 00:37:33,951 --> 00:37:35,019 I can't wait. 838 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,755 We know we got kitties, kittens. 839 00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:41,459 What else are we gonna have? Hey, maybe puppies, you think? 840 00:37:42,259 --> 00:37:43,761 [Cole] And look at Jeff Jarrett. 841 00:37:43,828 --> 00:37:46,097 He's got a raincoat on and waders 842 00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:48,866 as he makes his way down to that mud pit 843 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:53,170 for the WWE's first ever Mud Wrestling Match. 844 00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:54,705 Well, it's finally here, 845 00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:58,476 the first ever Jarrett Enterprises Mud Match. 846 00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:00,511 But you know what? 847 00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:03,614 There's just one other person 848 00:38:03,681 --> 00:38:06,017 that I want to get as good a look 849 00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:08,686 of the Mud Match that I'm gonna have, 850 00:38:08,753 --> 00:38:13,524 and that person brings honor and dignity. 851 00:38:14,992 --> 00:38:16,894 No, it's not the puppies. 852 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,729 [Lawler] Uh-oh. Please. 853 00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:23,334 This lady brings honor and dignity to the women of the WWE. 854 00:38:23,768 --> 00:38:28,873 She is none other than the WWE's Ladies' Champion, Ivory. 855 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:31,776 -Come on out here, Ivory. -Let's get a closer look. 856 00:38:32,343 --> 00:38:34,979 [Cole] She's the WWE Women's Champion, Ivory. 857 00:38:37,081 --> 00:38:40,484 -She was involved in that matchup on Raw… -[Lawler] Wowee. 858 00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:42,586 …where in the end Jeff Jarrett ended up putting the finger 859 00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:44,655 -[indistinct] on Miss Kitty. -Come on out here, Ivory. 860 00:38:44,722 --> 00:38:47,291 I want you to get a good look at this 861 00:38:47,358 --> 00:38:50,061 because you are a true Ladies' Champion. 862 00:38:50,127 --> 00:38:52,797 -[Lawler] Oh baby. -You bring honor and respect 863 00:38:52,863 --> 00:38:54,899 to the WWE women, 864 00:38:54,965 --> 00:38:59,437 and I want you to get a good look about what's gonna happen. 865 00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:02,440 I'm a little worried about that mud, Mike. It might be poisonous mud… 866 00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,342 -The first opponent. -…like those snakes. 867 00:39:04,408 --> 00:39:08,412 I want to bring them out right now. Come on out, Miss Kitty. Come on. 868 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:09,847 [Lawler] Oh boy! 869 00:39:09,914 --> 00:39:11,782 Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. 870 00:39:11,849 --> 00:39:15,186 [Cole] Well, judging from the reaction on Miss Kitty's face a little earlier on, 871 00:39:15,252 --> 00:39:18,556 I don't think she thought she was gonna be involved in this thing, King. 872 00:39:18,622 --> 00:39:21,692 [Jarrett] Come on, Kitty. You know how to get back on my good side. 873 00:39:21,759 --> 00:39:23,961 Get your rear end down here and get in the mud. 874 00:39:24,428 --> 00:39:25,696 [Lawler] Back on his good side? 875 00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:28,232 Miss Kitty don't have a bad side. 876 00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:32,002 [Cole] Who's her opponent though, King? 877 00:39:32,069 --> 00:39:34,105 We still don't know who she's gonna face in this one. 878 00:39:34,171 --> 00:39:35,940 I think her opponent is gonna be Terri Runnels. 879 00:39:36,006 --> 00:39:37,908 [Lawler] I told you that. Oh baby. 880 00:39:38,676 --> 00:39:40,411 Look at Jarrett. He's wearing rubber gloves. 881 00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:42,580 He don't want to get the mud on himself. 882 00:39:42,646 --> 00:39:44,749 [Cole] Well, King, Miss Kitty is very reluctant. 883 00:39:44,815 --> 00:39:46,417 -Get it off. -Well, look at Miss Kitty. 884 00:39:46,484 --> 00:39:47,952 -Wait a minute. -Get it off. 885 00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,287 All right, folks. 886 00:39:50,354 --> 00:39:51,222 Whoa! 887 00:39:51,288 --> 00:39:52,823 [crowd cheers] 888 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:53,824 Get out of the way, Jeff. 889 00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:55,092 [Jarrett] Get in there. 890 00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:57,361 Okay, Kitty, you know the rules, don't you? 891 00:39:58,462 --> 00:39:59,964 Everybody know the rules. 892 00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:02,733 The winner has to have their top ripped off. 893 00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:04,602 Now… 894 00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:09,306 I want to bring out Miss Kitty's opponent. 895 00:40:09,373 --> 00:40:12,576 -Oh, it looks like that mud must be cold. -None other than Ivory. 896 00:40:12,643 --> 00:40:14,211 -Wait a minute! Wait a minute! -What? 897 00:40:14,278 --> 00:40:15,880 -Oh my God! Did you see that? -Jeff Jarrett-- 898 00:40:15,946 --> 00:40:17,281 [Jarrett] Ring the bell. 899 00:40:17,348 --> 00:40:19,150 -[Cole] Jeff Jarrett tricked her. -[bell rings] 900 00:40:19,216 --> 00:40:21,485 -Look at that! -Jeff Jarrett tricked Ivory. 901 00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:22,553 [Jarrett] Yeah. 902 00:40:23,187 --> 00:40:26,290 [Cole] The Women's Champion involved in this mud wrestling. 903 00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:29,059 -[Jarrett] Do not get the mud on me. -And look at Miss Kitty. 904 00:40:29,126 --> 00:40:31,195 -I love that blonde hair, King. -King, you gotta love this. 905 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:33,364 [Jarrett] I know you're over there commentating, 906 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:38,135 but nothing better-- goes better, water, dirt, mud. 907 00:40:38,202 --> 00:40:41,038 The lowest thing on earth, just like women. 908 00:40:41,472 --> 00:40:42,873 [Cole] But in order for Kitty to win, 909 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:45,409 she's got to get that second top of Ivory's off. 910 00:40:45,476 --> 00:40:46,310 Oh my! 911 00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:48,479 [Lawler] I cannot believe this. Look at this now. 912 00:40:48,546 --> 00:40:50,014 -The top. -[Cole] Look at Ivory. 913 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:53,217 [Lawler] Now, somebody's-- somebody's top has to actually come off to lose this? 914 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:56,487 [Cole] Yeah, but the outer top came off already of Ivory, 915 00:40:56,554 --> 00:40:58,956 but the lower top's got to come off. 916 00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:00,257 And look at Ivory go. 917 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:03,561 Oh, that beautiful blonde hair, King, I love it. 918 00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:05,129 [Lawler] I can't believe it. Miss Kitty. 919 00:41:05,729 --> 00:41:07,298 Get up and fight like a cat! 920 00:41:07,364 --> 00:41:09,333 [Cole] Jeff Jarrett tricked Ivory into this. 921 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,702 [Lawler] Use those claws. Oh, poor Miss Kitty. 922 00:41:11,769 --> 00:41:13,070 [Cole] Oh my! 923 00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:15,706 I bet you want to be that cameraman down there now. 924 00:41:16,173 --> 00:41:17,975 [Lawler] This is some great network television. 925 00:41:18,042 --> 00:41:19,577 -[Lawler screams] -[Cole] Wait a minute. 926 00:41:19,643 --> 00:41:21,111 Ivory. 927 00:41:21,178 --> 00:41:23,380 Her top, her top is off! 928 00:41:23,447 --> 00:41:25,316 [Lawler] Miss Kitty… 929 00:41:25,382 --> 00:41:28,586 [Cole] Miss Kitty's top's off. Oh my! 930 00:41:28,652 --> 00:41:31,655 -[Lawler screams] -[Cole] Kitty. Kitty. 931 00:41:34,191 --> 00:41:37,194 [Lawler] Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty! 932 00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:39,630 [Cole] Kittens are on the loose! 933 00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:43,601 And look at Ivory. She is ticked off at Jeff Jarrett. 934 00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:45,002 [Lawler] She is mad at Jeff. 935 00:41:45,069 --> 00:41:47,238 [Jarrett] The winner is Ivory right there. 936 00:41:47,304 --> 00:41:49,640 Your first ever winner of the Mud Match. 937 00:41:50,774 --> 00:41:53,777 Hey, Moolah, don't get out of here. 938 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:55,880 I have no problem whipping your ass. 939 00:41:55,946 --> 00:41:57,615 -Wait a minute. -I'll put you right in the mud. 940 00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:58,549 King, look at-- 941 00:41:58,616 --> 00:42:00,618 [Lawler] Don't-- Don't tell me. 942 00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:03,587 -It's the old antiques! It's two fossils! -[Cole] It's Mae Young. 943 00:42:03,654 --> 00:42:06,023 I'll get you, Moolah. Stay away from me. 944 00:42:06,090 --> 00:42:07,758 I'll put you right over in that mud. 945 00:42:07,825 --> 00:42:10,194 [Lawler] They're old as dirt, that's where they belong! 946 00:42:10,261 --> 00:42:11,896 -[Cole] Oh no! -[Lawler] Look at this! 947 00:42:11,962 --> 00:42:13,864 [Cole] She's a Hall of Famer. Jarrett can't do this. 948 00:42:13,931 --> 00:42:18,502 This is like the-- It's two old dinosaurs going into the La Brea Tar Pits! [laughs] 949 00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:20,838 -What poetic justice. -[Lawler] Yes! 950 00:42:20,905 --> 00:42:24,141 [Jarrett] Two old fat sows wallowing in the mud. 951 00:42:24,608 --> 00:42:25,876 [Cole] Oh, come on, Jarrett. 952 00:42:25,943 --> 00:42:28,145 Now this has gone way too far. 953 00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:29,713 What the hell is his problem? 954 00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:30,681 Get them again, Jarrett. 955 00:42:30,748 --> 00:42:32,750 -King, look! Look! -Heads up. 956 00:42:33,851 --> 00:42:35,553 [Lawler] Jarrett! Turn around! 957 00:42:35,619 --> 00:42:38,155 I'm telling you, every stinking one of you, 958 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,024 you deserve to be in the mud. 959 00:42:40,457 --> 00:42:42,760 -I'm telling you. All of you. -Jarrett is going to get his here. 960 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,330 [Cole] Chyna! Oh man! 961 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,365 Chyna just dumped Jarrett. 962 00:42:49,366 --> 00:42:52,469 And look at Moolah and Mae Young go. 963 00:42:52,536 --> 00:42:53,837 [Lawler] I can't believe it. 964 00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:57,207 The two old mummies! Those geezers are hot on Jeff. 965 00:42:58,976 --> 00:43:03,881 [Cole] Chyna will meet Jeff Jarrett in ten days at No Mercy. 966 00:43:03,948 --> 00:43:05,716 [Lawler] Get off of him, [indistinct]. 967 00:43:06,684 --> 00:43:09,353 [Cole] And Jeff Jarrett is furious. 968 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:13,090 He's getting some of his own here. He's been embarrassed, humiliated. 969 00:43:13,157 --> 00:43:15,292 It's about time it happened to Jarrett. 970 00:43:15,893 --> 00:43:18,295 -[Lawler] Look at that! -[Cole laughs] 971 00:43:19,563 --> 00:43:20,531 All right. 972 00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:24,101 Jeff Jarrett is a muddy mess. 973 00:43:24,168 --> 00:43:26,270 [Lawler] This is terrible. Get out of there, Jeff! 974 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:30,941 -[Cole] And there's The British Bulldog. -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 975 00:43:31,008 --> 00:43:32,910 Obviously on his way out here, King. 976 00:43:32,977 --> 00:43:35,079 He's got a big match with Mankind. 977 00:43:35,145 --> 00:43:38,882 A challenge from Mankind to The Bulldog here on SmackDown. 978 00:43:38,949 --> 00:43:41,418 And you see Michael Hayes standing by with Shane McMahon 979 00:43:41,485 --> 00:43:42,686 at the Connecticut Medical Center. 980 00:43:42,753 --> 00:43:43,988 Coming up, an interview with Shane, 981 00:43:44,054 --> 00:43:46,657 an update on the condition of his sister, Stephanie, 982 00:43:46,724 --> 00:43:48,759 because of what happened in the UK. 983 00:43:49,426 --> 00:43:51,028 You wanna do this right now? 984 00:43:51,095 --> 00:43:53,631 [Bulldog] There you are. Where's my title shot? 985 00:43:54,832 --> 00:43:56,066 Where's my title shot? 986 00:43:56,133 --> 00:44:00,004 People [indistinct] next to me are debuted to wrestle Triple H. 987 00:44:00,070 --> 00:44:02,673 -Where's my title shot? -You had your title shot. 988 00:44:02,740 --> 00:44:04,541 Well, you call that a title shot? 989 00:44:04,608 --> 00:44:07,811 Look, The Rock was the referee when you had your title-- 990 00:44:07,878 --> 00:44:10,280 You put The Rock as referee, not me. 991 00:44:10,347 --> 00:44:12,583 -Davey, calm down. -No. 992 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,385 Hey! Hey! Hey! 993 00:44:14,451 --> 00:44:16,053 No, I'm not gonna calm down. 994 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,589 Stephanie! Stephanie! Stephanie! 995 00:44:19,723 --> 00:44:20,858 -Get me a medic! -Get a medic! 996 00:44:20,924 --> 00:44:22,192 Give me a medic, damn it! 997 00:44:22,259 --> 00:44:25,396 [Cole] That metal trash container striking Stephanie McMahon in the head, 998 00:44:25,462 --> 00:44:27,331 and then this past Monday night on Raw, 999 00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:28,532 instead of apologizing, 1000 00:44:28,599 --> 00:44:32,469 The British Bulldog pointed fingers at Vince McMahon. 1001 00:44:33,137 --> 00:44:37,841 Vince, about what happened to Stephanie, it's unfortunate. 1002 00:44:37,908 --> 00:44:43,614 Vince, you had put her in a position where she could get injured. 1003 00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:50,254 I mean, God knows I would never ever 1004 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:55,526 put my daughter in a locker room with wrestlers. 1005 00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:59,029 [Cole] But what was the condition of Stephanie McMahon? 1006 00:44:59,096 --> 00:45:01,899 Michael Hayes asked her fiancé, Test. 1007 00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:04,768 Michael, all the doctors have told me 1008 00:45:04,835 --> 00:45:09,039 that Steph has post-concussion syndrome with major head trauma. 1009 00:45:09,106 --> 00:45:10,808 I mean, Steph's in there fighting. 1010 00:45:10,874 --> 00:45:13,143 She didn't do a damn thing to deserve this. 1011 00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:16,013 Well, I know this is not the most opportune time, 1012 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,182 but does this affect the wedding in any way? 1013 00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:20,584 Wedding? 1014 00:45:21,218 --> 00:45:23,087 Man, she doesn't even recognize me. 1015 00:45:25,789 --> 00:45:28,492 Well, Shane, I would imagine you and your family are very relieved. 1016 00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:30,994 I understand Stephanie's condition is improving. 1017 00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:32,463 Yeah. Stephanie is getting much better. 1018 00:45:32,529 --> 00:45:34,398 You know, day by day, she's getting better and better 1019 00:45:34,465 --> 00:45:35,966 and she's getting more of her memory back. 1020 00:45:36,033 --> 00:45:38,736 Unfortunately, she's still suffering from amnesia. 1021 00:45:38,802 --> 00:45:41,805 So, we're all a little heartbroken about it, 1022 00:45:41,872 --> 00:45:46,610 but the wedding has been postponed, you know, until Stephanie fully recovers. 1023 00:45:46,677 --> 00:45:49,146 Well, I know that you've been preoccupied with Stephanie, 1024 00:45:49,213 --> 00:45:53,183 but have you heard some of the comments The Bulldog has made as of late? 1025 00:46:00,124 --> 00:46:02,326 [dog barking] 1026 00:46:02,392 --> 00:46:06,964 [Cole] Here's the man Shane McMahon has no love lost for, The Bulldog, 1027 00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:08,565 who meets Mankind tonight, 1028 00:46:08,632 --> 00:46:12,736 but perhaps he's looking past Mankind to ten days from tonight 1029 00:46:12,803 --> 00:46:15,205 when he meets The Rock at No Mercy. 1030 00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:16,306 [Lawler] I want to tell you, 1031 00:46:17,241 --> 00:46:19,209 this is gonna be big, Michael Cole. 1032 00:46:20,677 --> 00:46:23,380 [Chimel] The following contest is scheduled for one fall, 1033 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:26,250 making his way to the ring from Manchester, England, 1034 00:46:26,316 --> 00:46:32,122 weighing in at 270 pounds, The British Bulldog! 1035 00:46:32,189 --> 00:46:34,758 [Cole] So, it's The Bulldog and The Rock at No Mercy, 1036 00:46:34,825 --> 00:46:38,095 and No Mercy is presented by Legacy of Kain, 1037 00:46:38,162 --> 00:46:40,497 Soul Reaver by Eidos Interactive. 1038 00:46:40,564 --> 00:46:43,567 No Mercy will be live only on pay-per-view 1039 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:47,671 a week from this Sunday, from the Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. 1040 00:46:48,205 --> 00:46:51,942 [Lawler] So now, Mankind thinks he's doing his best buddy, The Rock, 1041 00:46:52,009 --> 00:46:54,478 a big favor here by challenging The British Bulldog. 1042 00:46:54,545 --> 00:46:56,280 [tires screech, car crashes] 1043 00:46:57,514 --> 00:47:00,417 [Cole] He's Long Island's own, Mick Foley. 1044 00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:01,885 Here comes Mankind! 1045 00:47:01,952 --> 00:47:05,823 [Chimel] And his opponent who weighs in at 287 pounds, 1046 00:47:06,390 --> 00:47:08,025 Mankind! 1047 00:47:08,091 --> 00:47:09,860 [Cole] What a tremendous reaction 1048 00:47:09,927 --> 00:47:12,830 from this capacity crowd at Nassau Coliseum. 1049 00:47:12,896 --> 00:47:13,997 And, King, as you said, 1050 00:47:14,064 --> 00:47:17,668 Mankind believes that The Rock is fighting his battle, 1051 00:47:17,734 --> 00:47:20,470 so in turn, he has to fight The Rock's battle. 1052 00:47:20,537 --> 00:47:22,272 [Lawler] Look at that goofy jacket he's wearing. 1053 00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:23,874 The Rock and Sock Connection. 1054 00:47:23,941 --> 00:47:25,242 [Cole] What is so goofy about it? 1055 00:47:25,309 --> 00:47:27,211 [Lawler] What do you mean what is so goofy about it? 1056 00:47:27,277 --> 00:47:30,781 I mean, you think The Rock really wants to have anything whatsoever 1057 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:33,016 to do with this moronic Mankind? 1058 00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:35,319 [Cole] Probably not, but is there anything wrong with that? 1059 00:47:35,385 --> 00:47:36,854 Thanks. We'll hold this for you, Mankind. 1060 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:37,855 What a great jacket. 1061 00:47:37,921 --> 00:47:39,623 -Why don't you put it on? -Yeah, right. 1062 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:43,026 [Cole] I mean, is there anything wrong, King, with a guy trying to find a friend? 1063 00:47:43,093 --> 00:47:45,162 -Would you smell that jacket? -Yes. 1064 00:47:45,562 --> 00:47:48,966 And here we go now. Bulldog wasting little time going to work on Mankind 1065 00:47:49,032 --> 00:47:50,234 with those big forearms. 1066 00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:54,905 The Bulldog, the man who is obsessed with winning the WWE Championship. 1067 00:47:55,906 --> 00:47:58,242 No real apology to the McMahon family 1068 00:47:58,308 --> 00:48:00,143 for what happened to Stephanie McMahon 1069 00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:02,512 this past Saturday night from Birmingham, England. 1070 00:48:02,579 --> 00:48:05,449 [Lawler] Well, I got to admit. That was way, way out of line. 1071 00:48:05,515 --> 00:48:09,386 I don't think he was actually intentionally throwing it at Stephanie. 1072 00:48:09,453 --> 00:48:10,354 He was just enraged. 1073 00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:12,789 He was so obsessed with getting his title shot 1074 00:48:12,856 --> 00:48:15,192 that he just, you know, in a fit of rage, 1075 00:48:15,259 --> 00:48:17,427 he threw that trash container and it hit Stephanie, 1076 00:48:17,494 --> 00:48:18,428 but then, you're right. 1077 00:48:18,495 --> 00:48:19,930 I mean, that was a lame apology. 1078 00:48:19,997 --> 00:48:22,065 [Cole] Well, King, first off, A, if it was an accident, 1079 00:48:22,132 --> 00:48:23,433 why didn't he apologize for it? 1080 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:25,402 Number two, he's blaming the McMahon family 1081 00:48:25,469 --> 00:48:27,070 for getting booed in his own country. 1082 00:48:27,137 --> 00:48:29,673 Can you blame his countrymen for booing him for what he did? 1083 00:48:30,540 --> 00:48:31,908 And Bulldog in trouble now. 1084 00:48:31,975 --> 00:48:33,277 -Here comes Mankind. -Look out! 1085 00:48:33,343 --> 00:48:35,746 -Wow! -Right into the face of The Bulldog. 1086 00:48:35,812 --> 00:48:37,547 The Bulldog is so obsessed. 1087 00:48:37,614 --> 00:48:39,049 And look at Mankind now going to work. 1088 00:48:39,116 --> 00:48:40,917 He's doing this for The Rock. 1089 00:48:40,984 --> 00:48:42,452 [Lawler] Is this-- We're in Long Island. 1090 00:48:42,519 --> 00:48:45,022 Is this really the hometown of Mick Foley? 1091 00:48:45,088 --> 00:48:46,523 [Cole] Home of Mick Foley. Yes, it is. 1092 00:48:47,057 --> 00:48:49,426 [Lawler] This place has produced more tragedies than Shakespeare. 1093 00:48:49,493 --> 00:48:50,360 [Cole] Oh, come on. 1094 00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:52,596 Mankind doing this for The Rock, 1095 00:48:52,663 --> 00:48:55,299 in his words, fighting this battle for The Rock. 1096 00:48:55,365 --> 00:48:57,567 The Rock doesn't need anybody to fight his battles for him. 1097 00:48:57,634 --> 00:48:58,468 [Cole] No, he doesn't. 1098 00:48:58,535 --> 00:49:01,972 But again, Mankind wants The Rock to be his best buddy, his best friend. 1099 00:49:02,039 --> 00:49:03,307 The Rock and Sock Connection. 1100 00:49:03,373 --> 00:49:06,009 [Lawler] A friend in need is a pest. I told you that before. 1101 00:49:06,076 --> 00:49:07,944 [Cole] And look at Bulldog with the… Oh my! 1102 00:49:08,011 --> 00:49:11,415 Trying to Suplex outside the ring and Mankind in trouble here. 1103 00:49:11,481 --> 00:49:13,317 That's because British Bulldog, pound for pound, 1104 00:49:13,383 --> 00:49:14,851 is one of the strongest men in the world. 1105 00:49:14,918 --> 00:49:18,255 You're not gonna outpower The British Bulldog, Mankind, you moron. 1106 00:49:18,322 --> 00:49:19,389 Oh wow! 1107 00:49:20,223 --> 00:49:21,358 [Cole] What a headbutt. 1108 00:49:21,425 --> 00:49:25,929 Rock's not gonna be able to outpower The Bulldog either at No Mercy. 1109 00:49:25,996 --> 00:49:28,799 But what The Rock has going for him, and look out, King. 1110 00:49:28,865 --> 00:49:30,267 Look at this! Look at this! 1111 00:49:30,334 --> 00:49:33,403 Mankind slammed into the table. 1112 00:49:34,404 --> 00:49:35,872 -So, that's for you, Michael Cole. -Right. 1113 00:49:35,939 --> 00:49:37,407 Well, I didn't do anything to him. 1114 00:49:38,075 --> 00:49:39,810 And Mankind now takes advantage. 1115 00:49:40,377 --> 00:49:43,046 And look at Bulldog into that barricade now. 1116 00:49:43,113 --> 00:49:46,984 [crowd cheers] 1117 00:49:47,050 --> 00:49:48,618 See, I'll tell you-- Uh-oh. Watch out. 1118 00:49:48,685 --> 00:49:50,887 [Cole] Look out now. Here's the reversal. 1119 00:49:50,954 --> 00:49:53,657 -Oh my! Oh man! -[Lawler] That's it. 1120 00:49:53,724 --> 00:49:56,426 -[Cole] Head-on collision to those stairs! -[Lawler] He might be dead. 1121 00:49:57,794 --> 00:50:00,330 [Cole] And those stairs have no give in them at all. 1122 00:50:00,397 --> 00:50:03,567 And The Bulldog, and now he's got a chair. 1123 00:50:03,633 --> 00:50:05,235 What in the world is he gonna do here? 1124 00:50:05,302 --> 00:50:06,336 [Lawler] I like this referee. 1125 00:50:06,403 --> 00:50:08,672 He's allowing a lot of latitude-- Look at this. 1126 00:50:08,739 --> 00:50:09,973 [Cole] Oh man! 1127 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,009 -How in the world-- -[Lawler] Watch it there, kids. 1128 00:50:12,075 --> 00:50:14,311 [Cole] Bulldog now, from behind. 1129 00:50:14,378 --> 00:50:17,948 Oh, right across the skull of Mankind. 1130 00:50:19,116 --> 00:50:21,451 The Bulldog has been like a crazed animal. 1131 00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:23,987 [Lawler] He's obsessed. 1132 00:50:25,922 --> 00:50:28,158 [Cole] The Bulldog like a crazed animal. 1133 00:50:28,225 --> 00:50:31,161 His obsession for the WWE Championship 1134 00:50:31,228 --> 00:50:34,031 burning inside of him, oozing out of his skin. 1135 00:50:34,631 --> 00:50:37,300 Actually, by now, both of these guys should've been disqualified. 1136 00:50:37,367 --> 00:50:39,736 I don't understand what the referee is doing here. 1137 00:50:39,803 --> 00:50:43,840 And Bulldog, again, the face of Mankind off those stairs. 1138 00:50:43,907 --> 00:50:46,276 [Lawler] You're not gonna do any more damage to Mankind's face. 1139 00:50:46,343 --> 00:50:47,477 Let's face it. 1140 00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:50,781 [Cole] I tell you, we talked about The Rock and Bulldog at No Mercy. 1141 00:50:50,847 --> 00:50:53,016 You know, The Rock has twice been screwed out 1142 00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:55,218 of the WWE Championship by The Bulldog. 1143 00:50:55,285 --> 00:50:57,254 He has a lot at stake in this one as well. 1144 00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,022 Bulldog now with a cover on Mankind. 1145 00:50:59,089 --> 00:51:00,323 That's two, and a kickout. 1146 00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:02,225 How in the world does he keep going? 1147 00:51:02,759 --> 00:51:06,696 [Lawler] You know, Mankind's face is just held together by that stupid mask. 1148 00:51:06,763 --> 00:51:08,331 [Cole] And Bulldog now for another cover. 1149 00:51:08,398 --> 00:51:11,968 There's two again, and again, shoulder up by Mankind. 1150 00:51:12,035 --> 00:51:13,870 -And Bulldog-- -I think Foley has only got 1151 00:51:13,937 --> 00:51:15,338 two teeth left, hasn't he? 1152 00:51:15,405 --> 00:51:17,908 [Cole] Something like that. You get a shot of it right there. 1153 00:51:17,974 --> 00:51:20,077 [Lawler] Good thing about it, they're opposite each other. 1154 00:51:20,143 --> 00:51:24,848 [Cole] And listen to this hometown crowd coming alive now for Mankind. 1155 00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:27,417 The Bulldog with those tremendous forearms 1156 00:51:27,484 --> 00:51:30,020 squeezing the breath out of Mick Foley. 1157 00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:32,923 See, if we were in Manchester, England right now, I'd think the crowd would-- 1158 00:51:32,989 --> 00:51:34,891 I think they'd be rooting for The British Bulldog. 1159 00:51:34,958 --> 00:51:36,193 They booed him out of the building 1160 00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:38,195 at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham, England. 1161 00:51:38,261 --> 00:51:41,064 Booed him, and then he blamed the McMahons for that. 1162 00:51:41,131 --> 00:51:42,732 How ludicrous! 1163 00:51:43,633 --> 00:51:48,105 Mankind now, headbutt to Bulldog, and Mankind off the ropes again. 1164 00:51:48,171 --> 00:51:51,641 And Bulldog with a knee to the midsection. 1165 00:51:52,876 --> 00:51:55,712 You know, The Bulldog really has to get by The Rock at No Mercy 1166 00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:58,648 to have any shot at the WWE Championship, 1167 00:51:58,715 --> 00:52:00,717 the championship he is so obsessed with. 1168 00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:02,219 The one reason he came back 1169 00:52:02,285 --> 00:52:04,521 -to World Wrestling Entertainment. -Yeah, but I got to think 1170 00:52:04,588 --> 00:52:06,990 -that The Bulldog could get it done. -Cover again, and again, 1171 00:52:07,057 --> 00:52:08,725 Mankind somehow gets that shoulder up. 1172 00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:11,495 [muffled chatter] 1173 00:52:14,931 --> 00:52:17,134 Gonna have to squeeze the life out of Mankind right here. 1174 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,568 I'm talking about getting by somebody. 1175 00:52:18,635 --> 00:52:22,138 You got to realize, The Rock is gonna have to get by Val Venis right here tonight. 1176 00:52:22,205 --> 00:52:23,773 [Cole] And that's gonna be a matchup. 1177 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,977 And The Rock can't be too happy with what we saw a little bit earlier on. 1178 00:52:27,043 --> 00:52:30,213 Val Venis hanging Mr. Rocko out of his fly. 1179 00:52:31,047 --> 00:52:33,984 [Lawler] I… [stutters] I just didn't realize it was flat. 1180 00:52:34,885 --> 00:52:35,752 [Cole laughs] 1181 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:37,154 What? What is it? 1182 00:52:37,220 --> 00:52:40,357 [Cole] Bulldog now, as Mankind makes it to his feet. 1183 00:52:40,423 --> 00:52:42,626 And Bulldog, again, with a low blow. 1184 00:52:42,692 --> 00:52:45,061 [Lawler] Speaking of flat. [laughs] Woo! 1185 00:52:45,128 --> 00:52:46,630 [Cole] Referee Mike Chioda… 1186 00:52:47,898 --> 00:52:50,333 allowing a lot of latitude in this matchup. 1187 00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,603 And Bulldog, again, with a right hand to the back of the head of Mankind. 1188 00:52:54,304 --> 00:52:56,339 Whipped off the ropes. Oh, and he telegraphed it! 1189 00:52:56,406 --> 00:52:59,042 Mankind planted him with a DDT. 1190 00:52:59,609 --> 00:53:02,746 [Lawler] Well, these referees, they've got that newfound authority now. 1191 00:53:03,346 --> 00:53:05,482 They just do just about anything they want to. 1192 00:53:05,549 --> 00:53:06,449 [Cole] Both men are out. 1193 00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:11,321 Desperation maneuver by Mankind that time, planting Bulldog with a DDT. 1194 00:53:12,689 --> 00:53:14,457 I don't know how much Mankind can have left here, 1195 00:53:14,524 --> 00:53:18,728 a tremendous amount of punishment through steel stairs, chair to the head. 1196 00:53:19,229 --> 00:53:20,630 [Lawler] Well, he's a homer. 1197 00:53:20,697 --> 00:53:24,034 He's got these hometown people, dozens and-- Uh-oh. 1198 00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:26,002 [Cole] Here we go now. Here it comes! 1199 00:53:26,069 --> 00:53:27,070 You know what it is. 1200 00:53:27,137 --> 00:53:29,973 It's Mr. Socko time. There's Socko. 1201 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,609 [Lawler] I don't care what it is. I just worry about where it's been. 1202 00:53:32,676 --> 00:53:35,445 [Cole] And Socko now into that right hand of Mankind. 1203 00:53:35,512 --> 00:53:36,479 Wait a minute! 1204 00:53:36,546 --> 00:53:41,484 Bulldog threw the referee to Mankind, and Bulldog now with a forearm. 1205 00:53:42,686 --> 00:53:44,454 Bulldog just shoved the referee. 1206 00:53:45,388 --> 00:53:47,524 And look at this, now, Mankind is whipped into the corner 1207 00:53:47,591 --> 00:53:49,059 and referee Mike Chioda is out. 1208 00:53:49,125 --> 00:53:50,327 [Lawler] He's history. 1209 00:53:50,393 --> 00:53:53,129 [Cole] And Bulldog now knocking Mankind over the top rope. 1210 00:53:54,297 --> 00:53:57,400 [Lawler] Man, I've never seen anybody be able to successfully thwart 1211 00:53:57,467 --> 00:53:59,803 -the attack of the Socko. -[Cole] Oh no! Not this. 1212 00:53:59,869 --> 00:54:00,870 -[bell rings] -Oh man! 1213 00:54:00,937 --> 00:54:03,640 Pound for pound, the strongest man of the WWE, 1214 00:54:03,707 --> 00:54:06,109 and look at him carrying those steel stairs with ease, 1215 00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:07,877 and Mankind walked right into it. 1216 00:54:07,944 --> 00:54:12,148 [Lawler] Ow! That's gonna leave a mark, even on his head. 1217 00:54:12,215 --> 00:54:13,083 [Lawler laughs] 1218 00:54:13,149 --> 00:54:17,187 [Cole] The Bulldog, I tell you, he has snapped. 1219 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:20,523 He is so obsessed with proving himself, 1220 00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:22,392 proving that he deserves the title shot. 1221 00:54:22,459 --> 00:54:24,027 [Lawler] Nothing is gonna stop him. 1222 00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:26,563 [Cole] He's following Mankind into the crowd here. 1223 00:54:26,630 --> 00:54:28,732 -[bell ringing] -Uh-oh. 1224 00:54:28,798 --> 00:54:32,002 The Bulldog trying to get his point across to The Rock, 1225 00:54:32,068 --> 00:54:34,070 who he meets in ten days at No Mercy. 1226 00:54:34,137 --> 00:54:35,372 [indistinct chatter] 1227 00:54:35,438 --> 00:54:37,107 -[Lawler] Wait a minute here. -Look at this. 1228 00:54:37,173 --> 00:54:41,177 [Cole] This match is over, but this brawl has filed out into this New York crowd. 1229 00:54:41,244 --> 00:54:43,913 [Lawler] Well, that's a dangerous place to be. 1230 00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:46,116 I think Mick is trying to drag him all the way to his house. 1231 00:54:46,716 --> 00:54:48,385 -This is his hometown, isn't it? -It is. 1232 00:54:48,451 --> 00:54:50,687 [Cole] Look at Mankind with those right hands to Bulldog 1233 00:54:50,754 --> 00:54:53,223 in that sea of people, capacity crowd here. 1234 00:54:53,823 --> 00:54:54,958 And where are they going? 1235 00:54:55,025 --> 00:54:56,893 Have you ever seen Mick Foley's house? What a slum! 1236 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:57,961 Well, we're losing them. 1237 00:54:59,462 --> 00:55:02,332 [Cole] Battle back through the crowd here somewhere. 1238 00:55:02,399 --> 00:55:04,134 But let's take another look, King. 1239 00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:05,935 [Lawler] The steps to the head of-- 1240 00:55:06,770 --> 00:55:08,371 Is this Foley's baby boy? [laughs] 1241 00:55:08,438 --> 00:55:11,308 [Cole] Listen to the thud off the head of Mankind. 1242 00:55:11,374 --> 00:55:13,109 [crowd gasps] 1243 00:55:13,176 --> 00:55:16,913 [Lawler] And then the whole set of stairs fell right under the ribcage. 1244 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:19,783 [Cole] Well, King, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is out on a hunting trip 1245 00:55:19,849 --> 00:55:21,184 with good ol' JR, 1246 00:55:21,251 --> 00:55:24,054 and you'll never believe who the target is. 1247 00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:24,954 [gun fires] 1248 00:55:26,923 --> 00:55:27,857 Boy, that'll leave a mark. 1249 00:55:28,525 --> 00:55:30,160 That's dead-on right there, boy. 1250 00:55:31,995 --> 00:55:34,297 [Cole] Back here at Nassau Coliseum on SmackDown, 1251 00:55:34,364 --> 00:55:38,101 somewhere in the bowels of this building, a room full of poisonous snakes. 1252 00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:39,135 Why the hell are they here? 1253 00:55:39,202 --> 00:55:40,403 Well, speaking of snakes, 1254 00:55:40,470 --> 00:55:44,708 JR caught up with the Texas Rattlesnake, Stone Cold, on a hunting trip. 1255 00:55:49,045 --> 00:55:49,913 [gun fires] 1256 00:55:50,714 --> 00:55:51,715 [Ross] Man. 1257 00:55:51,781 --> 00:55:52,916 Boy, that'll leave a mark. 1258 00:55:53,583 --> 00:55:56,186 This is a hell of way to get ready for a wrestling match. 1259 00:55:56,853 --> 00:55:58,588 -You think it is? -Well, it's different. 1260 00:55:58,655 --> 00:56:01,191 You're right, I'm out here and I'm trying to relax, but I can't relax 1261 00:56:01,257 --> 00:56:02,726 -because I got him on my mind. -Yeah. 1262 00:56:02,792 --> 00:56:04,728 And you don't do Steve Austin like he didn't expect 1263 00:56:04,794 --> 00:56:07,664 not to get a payback, and he will get a payback, man. 1264 00:56:07,731 --> 00:56:08,865 [gun fires] 1265 00:56:08,932 --> 00:56:11,401 There's gonna be a point where I'm gonna lose it, 1266 00:56:11,468 --> 00:56:13,403 and he's gonna feel everything that I've been feeling 1267 00:56:13,470 --> 00:56:16,272 for the last two months, sitting on my ass thinking about what he did to me. 1268 00:56:16,339 --> 00:56:17,474 And like I said before, 1269 00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:20,477 no one pays back any better than "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 1270 00:56:21,678 --> 00:56:23,213 But the bottom line is, I think, 1271 00:56:23,279 --> 00:56:26,616 that I could see in his face that he's very concerned. 1272 00:56:26,683 --> 00:56:27,617 Yeah, he's very concerned. 1273 00:56:27,684 --> 00:56:30,620 When you're getting a little nervous and you get a little scared, 1274 00:56:30,687 --> 00:56:31,821 you do desperate things, 1275 00:56:31,888 --> 00:56:34,023 and he's already had my attention before, you know? 1276 00:56:34,090 --> 00:56:35,225 Now, he's really gotten it. 1277 00:56:35,291 --> 00:56:39,229 He sits there and he's-- he considers himself The Game. 1278 00:56:39,295 --> 00:56:40,430 You know, when I think of games, 1279 00:56:40,497 --> 00:56:42,499 I think of tiddlywinks and [bleep] like that. 1280 00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:43,633 You know, this ain't no game. 1281 00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:46,236 The World Wrestling Entertainment Championship means everything to me 1282 00:56:46,302 --> 00:56:49,105 and I've always said that if you're not in the World Wrestling Entertainment 1283 00:56:49,172 --> 00:56:51,441 to hold that belt, then I really don't know why you're here. 1284 00:56:51,508 --> 00:56:52,909 So, that's why I'm in the WWE, 1285 00:56:52,976 --> 00:56:56,112 and he's got that [bleep] and it will come back to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 1286 00:56:56,179 --> 00:56:58,648 If I got anything to do about it, and the fact of the matter is I do, 1287 00:56:58,715 --> 00:57:00,450 and that's gonna happen at No Mercy. 1288 00:57:00,517 --> 00:57:02,552 [Ross] Pretty ironic this pay-per-view 1289 00:57:02,619 --> 00:57:06,222 on October the 17th is called No Mercy, ain't it? 1290 00:57:06,289 --> 00:57:09,426 Yeah, yeah, it is, because after what he did to me, 1291 00:57:09,492 --> 00:57:11,694 -I ain't gonna give him no mercy. -[gun fires] 1292 00:57:11,761 --> 00:57:15,365 [Cole] The Rattlesnake ready for Triple H. Wait a minute. 1293 00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:18,435 What the hell's Triple H doing in that room full of poisonous snakes? 1294 00:57:19,569 --> 00:57:21,237 Look at him. What's he doing? 1295 00:57:21,871 --> 00:57:23,706 The WWE Champion is… 1296 00:57:23,773 --> 00:57:24,674 No! 1297 00:57:26,643 --> 00:57:28,578 He's opening-- Wait a minute. 1298 00:57:28,645 --> 00:57:31,181 Triple H is going into that snake tank. 1299 00:57:32,081 --> 00:57:36,352 ♪ Well, well it's the Big Show ♪ 1300 00:57:36,419 --> 00:57:37,987 [Cole] We're back on SmackDown 1301 00:57:38,054 --> 00:57:41,224 and here comes 7'2", 500 pounds of the Big Show, 1302 00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:44,294 and I'm Michael Cole at ringside and I'm partnerless. 1303 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,864 The King had to go into the back to check on Miss Kitty 1304 00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:51,000 after that Mud Wrestling Match. Typical King. 1305 00:57:51,067 --> 00:57:53,069 [Chimel] The following contest is scheduled for one fall, 1306 00:57:53,136 --> 00:57:57,073 making his way to the ring, he weighs in at 500 pounds, 1307 00:57:57,140 --> 00:58:00,009 the Big Show! 1308 00:58:00,076 --> 00:58:02,645 [Cole] The Big Show with a new mean streak, 1309 00:58:02,712 --> 00:58:06,282 learning some craft from The Undertaker. 1310 00:58:06,349 --> 00:58:09,385 The Undertaker has been suspended here on the World Wrestling Entertainment 1311 00:58:09,452 --> 00:58:13,456 by WWE chairman, Mr. McMahon. 1312 00:58:14,557 --> 00:58:17,527 And the Big Show in a foul mood as of late, 1313 00:58:18,394 --> 00:58:20,763 and he's gonna have his hands full on this one. 1314 00:58:20,830 --> 00:58:24,434 [Chimel] And his opponent, from Cobb County, Georgia, 1315 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:30,173 weighing in at 312 pounds, the Big Boss Man! 1316 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,175 [Cole] Well, folks, we'd like to take this opportunity 1317 00:58:32,242 --> 00:58:33,877 to update you on the condition of Droz. 1318 00:58:33,943 --> 00:58:34,911 As many of you know, 1319 00:58:34,978 --> 00:58:38,448 Droz was seriously injured earlier this week in a match. 1320 00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:40,717 He dislocated two vertebrae in his neck 1321 00:58:40,783 --> 00:58:44,153 and underwent surgery to stabilize it and realign his spine. 1322 00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:47,790 Now, doctors say they're working extremely hard to help Droz, 1323 00:58:47,857 --> 00:58:52,195 however, a prognosis for recovery won't be known for days. 1324 00:58:52,262 --> 00:58:54,330 And our thoughts here in World Wrestling Entertainment, 1325 00:58:54,397 --> 00:59:00,003 and our prayers go out to Droz, his fiancée and his entire family. 1326 00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:04,874 So, we're set for action. The Big Show to take on the Big Boss Man. 1327 00:59:04,941 --> 00:59:10,079 Nassau Coliseum has experienced one hell of a SmackDown 1328 00:59:10,146 --> 00:59:11,881 here on UPN tonight. 1329 00:59:13,616 --> 00:59:16,486 Still to come, The Rock takes on Val Venis. 1330 00:59:16,553 --> 00:59:18,621 That should be an extremely interesting matchup. 1331 00:59:18,688 --> 00:59:20,857 And look at the Big Show and the strength of the Show 1332 00:59:20,924 --> 00:59:24,360 as he tosses Boss Man into the corner and for a second time. 1333 00:59:24,427 --> 00:59:26,996 Oh my! Boot to the face. 1334 00:59:27,063 --> 00:59:29,799 And Boss Man follows it up with a right hand. 1335 00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:35,204 The Big Boss Man really taking it to the seven-footer here. 1336 00:59:35,271 --> 00:59:37,173 And the Big Show blocks himself in the corner 1337 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:38,441 and Boss Man made sure this-- 1338 00:59:38,508 --> 00:59:40,109 Look at the Big Show, the strength. 1339 00:59:40,176 --> 00:59:41,744 And Boss Man going for the ride. 1340 00:59:43,246 --> 00:59:46,082 A very strange image here on SmackDown. 1341 00:59:47,717 --> 00:59:51,421 We saw earlier on a sign on a-- apparently, a locker room door. 1342 00:59:51,487 --> 00:59:52,922 What a kick by the Big Show. 1343 00:59:54,157 --> 00:59:56,993 The sign said, "Warning. Poisonous snakes." 1344 00:59:58,761 --> 01:00:01,364 And then we saw those poisonous snakes inside tanks, 1345 01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:04,801 and, folks, before we went to break, the WWE Champion-- 1346 01:00:04,867 --> 01:00:06,035 Oh man! 1347 01:00:06,102 --> 01:00:08,605 Triple H, walked into that room, 1348 01:00:08,671 --> 01:00:11,741 opened the top of one of the tanks and stuck his hand inside. 1349 01:00:11,808 --> 01:00:12,976 And my question is, 1350 01:00:13,042 --> 01:00:15,778 what the hell is Triple H doing in that room full of snakes? 1351 01:00:16,913 --> 01:00:19,015 And look at the Boss Man now hammering away. 1352 01:00:20,416 --> 01:00:22,385 Got the Big Show hung up on the top rope, 1353 01:00:22,452 --> 01:00:24,854 and Boss Man now, big lefts and rights. 1354 01:00:25,688 --> 01:00:29,826 Again, Jerry "The King" Lawler had to go back into the locker room 1355 01:00:29,892 --> 01:00:34,464 to check on Miss Kitty following that Mud Wrestling Matchup. 1356 01:00:34,530 --> 01:00:35,565 The Mud Wrestling Matchup 1357 01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:39,602 in which Ivory won after being duped into it by Jeff Jarrett. 1358 01:00:42,038 --> 01:00:43,139 Big Show reversal now. 1359 01:00:43,206 --> 01:00:45,141 Boss Man whipped into the ropes. Big Show misses. 1360 01:00:45,208 --> 01:00:46,776 And there's the quickness of the Boss Man. 1361 01:00:46,843 --> 01:00:47,777 Oh man! 1362 01:00:47,844 --> 01:00:50,313 Walked into that slam by the Boss Man, 1363 01:00:50,380 --> 01:00:52,815 and I think the Boss Man hurt his back that time 1364 01:00:53,449 --> 01:00:56,252 lifting that big 500-pounder off the ground. 1365 01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,254 Cover now by the Boss Man. Here's the count. 1366 01:00:58,321 --> 01:01:00,890 There's two, and the Big Show kicks out with authority. 1367 01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:05,728 No Mercy, folks, just ten days away on pay-per-view. 1368 01:01:05,795 --> 01:01:07,497 Big headbutt by the Big Show. 1369 01:01:07,563 --> 01:01:10,033 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Oh man! 1370 01:01:10,099 --> 01:01:14,470 Extremely focused on the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship 1371 01:01:14,537 --> 01:01:16,139 and the champion, Triple H. 1372 01:01:16,205 --> 01:01:17,840 Boss Man whipped across the ring 1373 01:01:17,907 --> 01:01:20,309 and the Big Show now in complete control 1374 01:01:20,376 --> 01:01:23,713 of the big 300-pounder from Cobb County, Georgia. 1375 01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,482 Wait a minute, Boss Man with that nightstick 1376 01:01:26,549 --> 01:01:28,084 and he walked straight into this one, folks. 1377 01:01:28,151 --> 01:01:31,254 And look at the Boss Man, nightstick to the gut of the Big Show. 1378 01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:34,390 And the referee, Teddy Long, is gonna call for the bell here. 1379 01:01:34,457 --> 01:01:37,827 Boss Man is gonna be disqualified for using that nightstick. 1380 01:01:37,894 --> 01:01:40,296 -[bell rings] -And Boss Man continues the punishment. 1381 01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:41,197 What a shot. 1382 01:01:41,264 --> 01:01:43,499 You can hear those shots thundering throughout the arena 1383 01:01:43,566 --> 01:01:45,368 across the face of the Big Show. 1384 01:01:47,103 --> 01:01:48,604 And Big Show is stunned here 1385 01:01:48,671 --> 01:01:52,809 from those number of shots from the nightstick of the Boss Man. 1386 01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:55,078 And now he's gonna try to handcuff the Big Show. 1387 01:01:55,678 --> 01:01:56,546 But wait a minute. 1388 01:01:56,612 --> 01:01:58,114 The handcuffs aren't big enough 1389 01:01:58,181 --> 01:02:01,617 to go around those monster wrists of the Big Show. 1390 01:02:02,852 --> 01:02:07,590 And Boss Man in trouble now, and clear out La Guardia Airport, 1391 01:02:07,657 --> 01:02:09,892 because Boss Man is going for a ride! 1392 01:02:09,959 --> 01:02:12,829 ♪ Well, well it's the Big Show ♪ 1393 01:02:12,895 --> 01:02:17,767 What a chokeslam by the Big Show who wins via disqualification. 1394 01:02:17,834 --> 01:02:21,671 [Chimel] The winner of this match as a result of a disqualification, 1395 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:24,640 the Big Show! 1396 01:02:25,708 --> 01:02:31,414 [Cole] The Big Show extremely impressive here on SmackDown on UPN. 1397 01:02:31,481 --> 01:02:34,684 And the Boss Man paid for using those nightsticks 1398 01:02:34,750 --> 01:02:37,920 on the 7'2", 500-pound Big Show. 1399 01:02:37,987 --> 01:02:40,790 And there's "The People's Champion," The Rock. 1400 01:02:40,857 --> 01:02:43,126 He's an action here tonight on SmackDown, 1401 01:02:43,192 --> 01:02:45,728 a huge score to settle with Val Venis. 1402 01:02:47,330 --> 01:02:52,735 [Triple H] So, Austin is off hunting with good ol' JR stuck to his ass, huh? 1403 01:02:53,870 --> 01:02:55,304 How are you doing, JR? 1404 01:02:55,371 --> 01:02:58,774 Sorry about that whole stomping a mud hole in your ass thing. 1405 01:02:59,575 --> 01:03:00,476 It wasn't really you. 1406 01:03:00,543 --> 01:03:02,178 You were in the wrong place at the wrong time. 1407 01:03:02,245 --> 01:03:04,347 I was kind of thinking about Austin. 1408 01:03:06,282 --> 01:03:08,684 But, you know, Austin, 1409 01:03:08,751 --> 01:03:12,655 I might not be the great redneck hunter that you are, 1410 01:03:13,456 --> 01:03:15,925 but I'm a pretty good trapper myself. 1411 01:03:15,992 --> 01:03:21,130 And you see, I'm not afraid of snakes, not even a rattlesnake. 1412 01:03:22,331 --> 01:03:26,702 You know, they say the best way to kill one of these is to cut its head off. 1413 01:03:28,304 --> 01:03:29,772 That's too good for you, Austin. 1414 01:03:31,407 --> 01:03:32,308 At No Mercy… 1415 01:03:33,876 --> 01:03:35,144 I'm gonna one up that, 1416 01:03:36,179 --> 01:03:39,916 see, because what I'm gonna do, Austin, at No Mercy 1417 01:03:39,982 --> 01:03:41,884 is show you exactly that. 1418 01:03:43,186 --> 01:03:46,556 What I'm gonna do is take you in… 1419 01:03:48,791 --> 01:03:50,593 to a nice little cozy place. 1420 01:03:53,162 --> 01:03:55,164 You sure are fast, little guy, Austin. 1421 01:03:56,332 --> 01:04:02,071 You know, so small, so threatening, so deadly, 1422 01:04:03,606 --> 01:04:05,208 but most of it's a big show. 1423 01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:07,510 See… 1424 01:04:09,946 --> 01:04:16,185 all that rattling, all that noise, it's really just a big smokescreen. 1425 01:04:17,086 --> 01:04:18,354 You're really just scared. 1426 01:04:21,290 --> 01:04:22,558 But what I'm gonna do is… 1427 01:04:23,492 --> 01:04:25,995 I'm just gonna lay you down with a Pedigree, Austin. 1428 01:04:26,629 --> 01:04:30,499 I'm gonna finish what you said I should've done 1429 01:04:30,566 --> 01:04:32,468 and finished at SummerSlam. 1430 01:04:33,669 --> 01:04:34,837 I'll step away… 1431 01:04:39,342 --> 01:04:41,811 and I'm gonna get the thing that can get the job done. 1432 01:04:42,378 --> 01:04:45,681 I'm gonna finish what I should've started, Austin. 1433 01:04:47,416 --> 01:04:48,251 So, I'll… 1434 01:04:49,785 --> 01:04:52,588 come back to your little limp body. 1435 01:04:54,223 --> 01:04:58,494 I'm going to say goodbye to you, Austin, one last time. 1436 01:04:58,561 --> 01:05:01,230 -[Cole] No! What the hell is he doing? -[grunting] 1437 01:05:02,598 --> 01:05:03,699 Triple H is… 1438 01:05:03,766 --> 01:05:05,902 There's a snake inside that bag 1439 01:05:05,968 --> 01:05:09,038 and Triple H is hammering it with a sledgehammer. 1440 01:05:09,105 --> 01:05:12,141 -It's gonna be a bout, that is No Mercy. -The champion obviously 1441 01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:17,280 trying to send a message, making a point to the Texas Rattlesnake. 1442 01:05:18,447 --> 01:05:20,716 Yeah, it might not be that easy at No Mercy. 1443 01:05:20,783 --> 01:05:21,817 That's the end of it. 1444 01:05:22,685 --> 01:05:23,552 [Cole] He's sick. 1445 01:05:23,619 --> 01:05:25,788 ♪ One, two, is this on? ♪ 1446 01:05:25,855 --> 01:05:26,989 ["My Time" playing] 1447 01:05:27,056 --> 01:05:28,791 [Cole] And here comes Triple H now. 1448 01:05:28,858 --> 01:05:30,226 ♪ Hit me with that Triple H ♪ 1449 01:05:30,293 --> 01:05:31,861 What is he coming out here for? 1450 01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:35,765 [Lawler] He's The Game. 1451 01:05:35,831 --> 01:05:37,199 [Cole] He's The Game, all right. 1452 01:05:37,266 --> 01:05:39,702 [Lawler] He can do absolutely anything he wants to, Michael Cole. 1453 01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:42,238 [Cole] And he's in the middle of a sadistic game here 1454 01:05:43,239 --> 01:05:46,142 directed towards "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 1455 01:05:48,044 --> 01:05:49,812 -[Lawler] Oh my God! -[Cole] He's sick. 1456 01:05:51,247 --> 01:05:55,284 Trying to make a point to Stone Cold when they meet in ten days at No Mercy, 1457 01:05:55,351 --> 01:05:57,653 but is doing what he just did making a point? 1458 01:05:59,455 --> 01:06:01,590 [Lawler] Well, are you… 1459 01:06:02,425 --> 01:06:04,026 I don't think impressed is the right word, 1460 01:06:04,093 --> 01:06:07,363 but when you look at that bloody bag, are you-- 1461 01:06:07,430 --> 01:06:09,598 I think it makes a point. Yes, I do. 1462 01:06:10,766 --> 01:06:13,703 [Cole] And wasn't injuring Austin enough at SummerSlam? 1463 01:06:13,769 --> 01:06:16,172 One week from this Sunday, 1464 01:06:16,839 --> 01:06:20,476 October 17th, No Mercy, 1465 01:06:23,512 --> 01:06:26,615 -if you think this rattlesnake looks bad… -[Cole] Oh my God. 1466 01:06:27,616 --> 01:06:29,385 …wait 'til you see that one. 1467 01:06:29,452 --> 01:06:31,053 [crowd clamoring] 1468 01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:32,288 [Cole] Oh, come on. 1469 01:06:32,855 --> 01:06:35,157 Because just like this rattlesnake, 1470 01:06:36,459 --> 01:06:39,829 at No Mercy, Steve Austin, 1471 01:06:39,895 --> 01:06:45,868 you too will be going back to Texas in a body bag. 1472 01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:48,971 -[Lawler] Wow! -[Cole] This has turned into a sick, 1473 01:06:49,038 --> 01:06:52,541 sadistic game for "The Game" Triple H. 1474 01:06:54,009 --> 01:06:58,447 Triple H, what kind of message are you trying to send to The Rattlesnake? 1475 01:06:58,514 --> 01:07:00,616 This disgusting display, Triple H? 1476 01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:04,987 Val Venis, Val Venis, 1477 01:07:05,054 --> 01:07:07,656 you're about to go one-on-one with The Great One. 1478 01:07:07,723 --> 01:07:12,661 Why do you continue to insult The Rock by wearing Mr. Rocko in your crotch? 1479 01:07:12,728 --> 01:07:13,929 Insult him? 1480 01:07:13,996 --> 01:07:16,098 Let me make one thing perfectly clear. 1481 01:07:16,165 --> 01:07:17,767 The Rock should be happy 1482 01:07:17,833 --> 01:07:20,736 he's even receiving a little extra exposure 1483 01:07:20,803 --> 01:07:23,572 courtesy of the Big Valbowski and Mr. Rocko. 1484 01:07:23,639 --> 01:07:24,473 But you know something? 1485 01:07:24,540 --> 01:07:25,908 A little earlier tonight, 1486 01:07:25,975 --> 01:07:27,309 The Rock asked the question, 1487 01:07:27,376 --> 01:07:31,213 does the Big Valbowski want to go one-on-one with The Great One? 1488 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:34,884 Rock, I'm gonna take you to planet reality right about now, 1489 01:07:34,950 --> 01:07:38,487 because you see, you may be great, but you are not the greatest. 1490 01:07:38,554 --> 01:07:41,057 And tonight, after you receive the privilege 1491 01:07:41,123 --> 01:07:45,594 of climbing into the same ring at the same time as the Big Valbowski 1492 01:07:45,661 --> 01:07:47,263 and you look into these eyes, 1493 01:07:47,329 --> 01:07:50,032 you will realize, beyond any shadow of a doubt, 1494 01:07:50,099 --> 01:07:51,600 that you have just stepped into the ring 1495 01:07:51,667 --> 01:07:54,904 with the single, fastest, up-and-coming athlete 1496 01:07:54,970 --> 01:07:57,873 in the history of World Wrestling Entertainment. 1497 01:07:57,940 --> 01:07:59,775 [Lawler] Hey! Look at this nut! 1498 01:07:59,842 --> 01:08:01,310 [Cole] Look at Mankind! 1499 01:08:01,377 --> 01:08:02,812 Mankind hammering away. 1500 01:08:02,878 --> 01:08:04,080 And there's The Bulldog. 1501 01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:07,249 The Bulldog getting the best of Mankind. 1502 01:08:07,316 --> 01:08:10,853 And now Val and The Bulldog double teaming Mick Foley. 1503 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,588 [crowd clamoring] 1504 01:08:12,655 --> 01:08:15,057 -[Lawler] Look at this, Michael! -[Cole] Look at this. 1505 01:08:15,124 --> 01:08:19,195 Bulldog and Val Venis attacking Mankind. 1506 01:08:20,095 --> 01:08:23,632 Here's Mankind trying to fight The Rock's battles again. 1507 01:08:23,699 --> 01:08:26,035 [overlapping chatter] 1508 01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:32,975 Come on, Mankind. Come on. 1509 01:08:33,042 --> 01:08:35,678 -What's wrong with you? -You all right? 1510 01:08:35,744 --> 01:08:37,079 Rock! Rock! 1511 01:08:37,146 --> 01:08:39,482 Just one time, you go out there 1512 01:08:40,449 --> 01:08:42,785 and you win one for the Micker. 1513 01:08:44,854 --> 01:08:47,089 Who in the hell is the Micker? Idiot. 1514 01:08:48,057 --> 01:08:50,826 -Mick. You wanna go? -Take your time. 1515 01:08:52,094 --> 01:08:53,863 ♪ Hello, ladies ♪ 1516 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:56,732 [Cole] Win one for the Micker? 1517 01:08:58,601 --> 01:09:00,069 [Lawler] What have I been telling you? 1518 01:09:00,135 --> 01:09:01,237 [Cole] What a goof. 1519 01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:06,842 [Lawler] If he was just a little smarter, he'd realize how stupid he was. 1520 01:09:06,909 --> 01:09:08,878 [Chimel] …is scheduled for one fall, 1521 01:09:08,944 --> 01:09:11,847 making his way to the ring from Las Vegas, Nevada, 1522 01:09:11,914 --> 01:09:15,050 weighing in at 244 pounds, 1523 01:09:15,117 --> 01:09:17,553 Val Venis! 1524 01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:20,055 [Cole] You want to talk about strange, this guy is strange, 1525 01:09:20,122 --> 01:09:23,192 walking around with a sock in his pants with The Rock's image on it. 1526 01:09:23,259 --> 01:09:24,460 He's packing. What do you mean? 1527 01:09:25,327 --> 01:09:26,295 What's strange? 1528 01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:31,767 [Cole] Val Venis set to go one-on-one with The Great One 1529 01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:34,603 here tonight on SmackDown. 1530 01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:37,940 The challenge laid out by The Rock, accepted by Val Venis. 1531 01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:40,209 -You've got to admire a guy like Val. -[Cole] Why? 1532 01:09:40,709 --> 01:09:43,179 [Lawler] He gets more tail than a toilet seat. This guy is great. 1533 01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:48,717 ♪ If you smell what The Rock is cookin' ♪ 1534 01:09:48,784 --> 01:09:51,921 [crowd cheering] 1535 01:09:51,987 --> 01:09:55,691 [Chimel] And his opponent, from Miami, Florida, 1536 01:09:55,758 --> 01:10:00,162 weighing in at 275 pounds, 1537 01:10:00,229 --> 01:10:02,298 The Rock! 1538 01:10:02,364 --> 01:10:07,436 [Cole] This capacity crowd at Nassau Coliseum is on its feet. 1539 01:10:09,438 --> 01:10:10,873 [Lawler] Here comes The Great One! 1540 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:16,345 [Cole] The most electrifying man in sports entertainment today. 1541 01:10:16,412 --> 01:10:18,547 He faces Val Venis tonight, 1542 01:10:18,614 --> 01:10:21,083 but in ten days, at No Mercy, 1543 01:10:21,150 --> 01:10:25,254 it's The Rock and The Bulldog on pay-per-view. 1544 01:10:26,422 --> 01:10:31,827 Boy, and The Rock is ready to lay the smackdown on the Big Valbowski. 1545 01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:33,963 You know, the Big Valbowski thinks, 1546 01:10:34,563 --> 01:10:36,832 he thinks the Big Valbowski is The Great One. 1547 01:10:37,466 --> 01:10:40,436 [Cole] I'll tell you what, King, despite what Mankind thinks, 1548 01:10:40,502 --> 01:10:43,305 I don't think The Rock is out here fighting Mankind's battles. 1549 01:10:43,372 --> 01:10:45,407 I think he's out here fighting the battle-- 1550 01:10:45,474 --> 01:10:46,475 Oh, here we go now. 1551 01:10:46,542 --> 01:10:48,877 The Rock with a big right hand to the face of Val Venis. 1552 01:10:48,944 --> 01:10:50,446 And here goes The Rock. 1553 01:10:50,512 --> 01:10:53,582 The Rock extremely upset, embarrassed, humiliated 1554 01:10:53,649 --> 01:10:58,120 that Val Venis has got a picture of The Rock on that sock down his pants. 1555 01:10:58,821 --> 01:10:59,888 And here now, the cover. 1556 01:10:59,955 --> 01:11:03,225 Hook to the leg by The Rock and a kickout after two by Val Venis. 1557 01:11:03,292 --> 01:11:05,160 [Lawler] That picture of The Rock has been hanging 1558 01:11:05,227 --> 01:11:08,631 from the Big Valbowski's crotch for, well, a long time now. 1559 01:11:08,697 --> 01:11:10,733 [Cole] Rock has been insulted by it as well, 1560 01:11:10,799 --> 01:11:15,237 and The People's Champ taking out his frustration here on Val Venis. 1561 01:11:15,304 --> 01:11:17,273 [Lawler] You know, it's just, around the locker room, 1562 01:11:17,339 --> 01:11:20,476 whenever somebody walks up to Val, they say, "How's it hanging, Val?" 1563 01:11:20,542 --> 01:11:22,611 And he whips out The Rock. 1564 01:11:22,678 --> 01:11:24,880 [Cole] And Val now ducks underneath the right hand. 1565 01:11:24,947 --> 01:11:28,450 Rock, Val tossed over the top rope by The People's Champ. 1566 01:11:28,517 --> 01:11:31,220 Folks, this is a No Disqualification Matchup 1567 01:11:31,286 --> 01:11:32,888 between The Rock and Val Venis. 1568 01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:34,123 All on the line here 1569 01:11:34,189 --> 01:11:36,625 and Val Venis now counters with a right hand. 1570 01:11:38,427 --> 01:11:41,697 Oh, Val with another big right hand to The Rock. 1571 01:11:41,764 --> 01:11:43,032 You know, the Big Valbowski, 1572 01:11:43,098 --> 01:11:45,968 it may not really be the big one or "The Great One," 1573 01:11:46,035 --> 01:11:48,037 but it is the great, big one. [laughs] 1574 01:11:48,103 --> 01:11:49,938 -You humor yourself, don't you? -Look out! Look out! 1575 01:11:50,005 --> 01:11:52,708 Look at Val Venis tossed over that barricade out in the crowd. 1576 01:11:52,775 --> 01:11:54,309 Again, this is all legal. 1577 01:11:54,376 --> 01:11:57,146 No disqualification and The Rock going right after it, 1578 01:11:57,212 --> 01:11:59,982 stomping away at the midsection of Val Venis. 1579 01:12:00,049 --> 01:12:01,083 [Lawler] Get up, Val. 1580 01:12:02,384 --> 01:12:03,952 Come on, rise to the occasion. 1581 01:12:04,653 --> 01:12:05,688 You can do it. 1582 01:12:05,754 --> 01:12:06,955 You're an up-and-comer. 1583 01:12:07,022 --> 01:12:09,625 [Cole] And The Rock sending a message here to The Bulldog 1584 01:12:09,692 --> 01:12:12,394 who he meets in ten days at No Mercy. 1585 01:12:12,461 --> 01:12:15,030 The Rock with a huge score to settle with The Bulldog. 1586 01:12:15,097 --> 01:12:19,335 Twice, The Rock screwed out of the WWE Title by The Bulldog. 1587 01:12:20,569 --> 01:12:21,537 And look at this now, 1588 01:12:21,603 --> 01:12:25,441 Val Venis tossed back into the ring by The People's Champ, The Rock. 1589 01:12:25,507 --> 01:12:29,478 And this capacity crowd come alive as The Rock has gained momentum here. 1590 01:12:30,612 --> 01:12:32,614 Swinging Neckbreaker caught him. 1591 01:12:33,248 --> 01:12:34,817 And The Rock now into the cover. 1592 01:12:34,883 --> 01:12:36,251 -This may be it. -Hooks the leg. Two. 1593 01:12:36,318 --> 01:12:37,720 Val Venis gets the shoulder up. 1594 01:12:37,786 --> 01:12:39,421 [Lawler] How would you feel, Michael Cole, 1595 01:12:39,488 --> 01:12:43,325 if, well, if Val Venis had a big picture of you hanging from his crotch? 1596 01:12:43,392 --> 01:12:44,793 [Cole] Embarrassed. Humiliated. 1597 01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:46,495 -[Cole] So would you. -[Lawler] Huh? 1598 01:12:46,562 --> 01:12:49,498 [Cole] And look at Rock now, kicks to the side of Val Venis. 1599 01:12:50,099 --> 01:12:53,035 You wouldn't like to get up close and personal with the Big Valbowski? 1600 01:12:53,102 --> 01:12:57,740 You saw earlier on, Val Venis, in an interview, attacked by Mankind. 1601 01:12:57,806 --> 01:13:00,609 Mankind believing that, "Hey, The Rock is fighting my battles. 1602 01:13:00,676 --> 01:13:01,910 I'm going to fight his." 1603 01:13:01,977 --> 01:13:03,912 But I don't think The Rock needs any help out here. 1604 01:13:04,713 --> 01:13:08,217 [Lawler] Well, The Rock wants to take care of Val Venis himself. 1605 01:13:08,283 --> 01:13:09,685 [Cole] And look at The Rock now. 1606 01:13:09,752 --> 01:13:13,622 Val Venis trying to battle to his feet. 1607 01:13:13,689 --> 01:13:15,190 Val, a tremendous athlete. 1608 01:13:16,258 --> 01:13:17,659 He delivers an elbow now to The Rock 1609 01:13:17,726 --> 01:13:21,397 and Val Venis tries to gain momentum, battling back with the big right hands. 1610 01:13:21,463 --> 01:13:22,631 The Big Valbowski off the ropes 1611 01:13:22,698 --> 01:13:23,932 and Rock caught him with an elbow. 1612 01:13:23,999 --> 01:13:24,967 Don't worry about it. 1613 01:13:25,033 --> 01:13:26,568 [Lawler] Val is a great athlete. 1614 01:13:26,635 --> 01:13:29,805 If you don't believe it, just ask some of the ladies that he starred in films with. 1615 01:13:29,872 --> 01:13:33,675 [Cole] The Rock now, kicks to the side of the head of Val Venis. 1616 01:13:33,742 --> 01:13:35,110 [Lawler] They love every inch of Val. 1617 01:13:36,111 --> 01:13:37,179 [Cole] And look at The Rock. 1618 01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:41,683 Into the turnbuckle goes Val, and Rock in control of this matchup now. 1619 01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:43,352 Rock with boots to the midsection. 1620 01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:46,188 Val Venis extremely weary at this point, 1621 01:13:46,255 --> 01:13:49,825 and The Rock is cruising, working on all cylinders. 1622 01:13:49,892 --> 01:13:53,796 And Val wisely slides out 1623 01:13:53,862 --> 01:13:56,532 to take a breath here to try to gain some momentum. 1624 01:13:57,065 --> 01:13:58,600 And Val Venis is saying enough. 1625 01:13:58,667 --> 01:14:00,068 Oh, wait a minute. 1626 01:14:00,135 --> 01:14:02,004 Here comes The Rock. Oh my! 1627 01:14:02,070 --> 01:14:05,174 Oh, The Rock just blindsided Val Venis! 1628 01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:08,911 You were talking earlier about Triple H. I'm gonna tell you something. 1629 01:14:08,977 --> 01:14:12,548 That was repulsive, what he did to the snake, 1630 01:14:12,614 --> 01:14:14,750 but I think it will be just as repulsive 1631 01:14:14,817 --> 01:14:18,086 what he's gonna do to The Rattlesnake, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 1632 01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:19,621 Oh, watch this. 1633 01:14:19,688 --> 01:14:21,356 Like it wasn't repulsive enough knocking Austin 1634 01:14:21,423 --> 01:14:23,659 and out of action after SummerSlam with that knee injury, 1635 01:14:23,725 --> 01:14:26,195 that vicious attack with the chairs after that match. 1636 01:14:26,695 --> 01:14:28,864 [Lawler] But No Mercy is gonna be double repulsive. 1637 01:14:28,931 --> 01:14:30,132 -Whoa! -Oh man! 1638 01:14:30,199 --> 01:14:31,700 [Cole] Val Venis with a big clothesline. 1639 01:14:31,767 --> 01:14:34,069 Rock's head banging off that steel ramp there. 1640 01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:36,271 No disqualification in this one, folks. 1641 01:14:36,338 --> 01:14:38,140 And Val Venis has gained the advantage. 1642 01:14:38,207 --> 01:14:40,676 What a huge opportunity for the Big Valbowski. 1643 01:14:40,742 --> 01:14:44,379 Can you imagine, if he pulls a huge upset over The Rock here tonight? 1644 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:47,549 What that would do for his career in World Wrestling Entertainment. 1645 01:14:47,616 --> 01:14:49,551 [Lawler] I'm not exactly sure it'd be an upset. 1646 01:14:50,185 --> 01:14:52,120 I've been singing the praises. Oh! 1647 01:14:52,187 --> 01:14:53,322 [Cole] Rock countered. 1648 01:14:53,388 --> 01:14:55,891 Suplex onto that steel ramp, 1649 01:14:55,958 --> 01:15:00,162 and that grating, shaking as Val Venis' back crashed into it. 1650 01:15:00,229 --> 01:15:01,897 [Lawler] No DQ. Everything is legal. 1651 01:15:01,964 --> 01:15:05,567 [Cole] Can you imagine the feeling of your back slamming against that steel? 1652 01:15:06,535 --> 01:15:09,004 As The Rock carries Val Venis back down, 1653 01:15:09,071 --> 01:15:11,874 back into the apron, follows it up with a clothesline, 1654 01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:13,442 and The Rock is cooking here. 1655 01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:16,478 [Lawler] And the people here are calling his name, Rocky! Rocky! 1656 01:15:16,545 --> 01:15:19,081 [Cole] Humiliated, embarrassed by the fact 1657 01:15:19,147 --> 01:15:22,651 that Mr. Rocko had been shoved down the pants of Val Venis. 1658 01:15:22,718 --> 01:15:24,353 And wait a minute now. 1659 01:15:24,419 --> 01:15:26,822 The Rock, into the barricade goes Val. 1660 01:15:26,889 --> 01:15:30,259 Val taking a tremendous amount of punishment, and The Rock now. 1661 01:15:31,393 --> 01:15:33,695 -Uh-oh. What are we doing here? -Look out, Val Venis. 1662 01:15:35,130 --> 01:15:37,132 Oh, and he countered. Val countered. 1663 01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:39,268 -Rock into the steel post. -Man! 1664 01:15:39,334 --> 01:15:41,470 And Val Venis now with the momentum, 1665 01:15:41,536 --> 01:15:43,672 with the edge, and the right hands. 1666 01:15:44,406 --> 01:15:46,675 [Lawler] I told you Val would rise to the occasion. 1667 01:15:46,742 --> 01:15:48,644 [Cole] Oh, he's rising to the occasion, all right, 1668 01:15:48,710 --> 01:15:51,380 and the Big Valbowski getting a second win here. 1669 01:15:52,915 --> 01:15:56,018 What a chop echoing through the Nassau Coliseum. 1670 01:15:56,084 --> 01:15:56,985 [Lawler] Wow! 1671 01:15:58,587 --> 01:16:00,822 And another stinging chop by Val Venis. 1672 01:16:00,889 --> 01:16:03,058 Oh my! My chest hurt just thinking about it. 1673 01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:03,992 What about The Rock? 1674 01:16:04,059 --> 01:16:05,694 -And The Rock now. -Oh no! Look out! 1675 01:16:05,761 --> 01:16:07,229 Val Venis into the stairs. 1676 01:16:07,296 --> 01:16:10,265 Into those steel stairs goes Val Venis. 1677 01:16:10,332 --> 01:16:12,367 -Uh-oh. -Man, oh man. What? 1678 01:16:13,168 --> 01:16:14,436 -[Lawler chuckles] -[Cole] What? 1679 01:16:14,503 --> 01:16:16,505 -I think The Rock is-- -I didn't do anything. 1680 01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:17,606 Stay here. Stay here. 1681 01:16:17,673 --> 01:16:20,842 [crowd clamoring] 1682 01:16:22,277 --> 01:16:23,345 Hey, Rock! 1683 01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:26,682 Val Venis was talking earlier about what you thought about, 1684 01:16:26,748 --> 01:16:29,685 well, Mr. Rocko getting to meet the Big Valbowski, 1685 01:16:29,751 --> 01:16:31,153 -up close and personal. -Is that right? 1686 01:16:31,219 --> 01:16:33,622 Well, The Rock says this, how about the Big Valbowski 1687 01:16:33,689 --> 01:16:35,590 get to meet a Mr. Table-oh. 1688 01:16:36,825 --> 01:16:37,993 Son of a bitch! 1689 01:16:38,060 --> 01:16:40,829 [crowd clamoring] 1690 01:16:41,830 --> 01:16:43,932 [Lawler] Look out! Oh my gosh! 1691 01:16:45,167 --> 01:16:47,569 Okay. Okay. Keep laying the smackdown. 1692 01:16:47,636 --> 01:16:49,504 Matter of fact, ask him yourself. 1693 01:16:49,571 --> 01:16:51,306 -Hey, Rocko! -Hey! 1694 01:16:51,373 --> 01:16:54,242 Hey, Val, what do you think about meeting Mr. Table-oh? 1695 01:16:54,309 --> 01:16:57,579 [crowd screams and gasps] 1696 01:16:57,646 --> 01:17:01,350 I guess it doesn't matter what he thinks about Mr. Table-oh. 1697 01:17:02,951 --> 01:17:04,252 -Look out! -Ooh. 1698 01:17:08,156 --> 01:17:09,858 This is really getting nasty, 1699 01:17:10,492 --> 01:17:14,396 but don't forget, that's the way Val Venis likes it. 1700 01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:15,430 -[Cole] King? -What? 1701 01:17:15,497 --> 01:17:17,499 Oh, it still works. Good. And look at The Rock. 1702 01:17:18,166 --> 01:17:19,501 Val Venis. 1703 01:17:19,568 --> 01:17:21,236 What a counter by Val! 1704 01:17:21,303 --> 01:17:23,138 The Rock walked right into this huge upset here. 1705 01:17:23,205 --> 01:17:25,540 Here's the cover, two and a kickout by The Rock. 1706 01:17:26,008 --> 01:17:27,943 -[Lawler] Man. -[Cole] Man, oh man. 1707 01:17:28,010 --> 01:17:30,245 So close for Val Venis. 1708 01:17:31,346 --> 01:17:32,914 What was Val Venis saying anyway? 1709 01:17:33,482 --> 01:17:35,217 [Lawler] It doesn't matter what he said. 1710 01:17:35,283 --> 01:17:36,184 [Cole] Look at this now. 1711 01:17:36,251 --> 01:17:38,787 Val hammering away, The Rock in trouble. 1712 01:17:39,888 --> 01:17:41,189 I'm gonna tell you something. 1713 01:17:41,256 --> 01:17:43,925 -Setting him up-- -What a suplex by Val! 1714 01:17:43,992 --> 01:17:45,827 [Lawler] Don't ever count Val Venis out. 1715 01:17:45,894 --> 01:17:48,897 [Cole] Here's the count, two, and again, The Rock gets the shoulder up. 1716 01:17:49,965 --> 01:17:50,799 Wow! 1717 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:53,935 What action here on SmackDown. 1718 01:17:54,970 --> 01:17:58,840 And Val Venis is really applying the pressure here. 1719 01:17:58,907 --> 01:18:00,642 [Lawler] You got to be impressed with Val Venis. 1720 01:18:00,709 --> 01:18:01,977 I'm very impressed with Val Venis. 1721 01:18:02,044 --> 01:18:04,246 [Lawler] A lot of women are impressed with Val Venis. 1722 01:18:04,312 --> 01:18:05,747 [Cole] I'm impressed with him too. 1723 01:18:06,882 --> 01:18:09,251 I guess you've seen some of his films, that's why you're impressed. 1724 01:18:09,317 --> 01:18:10,152 -No, I haven't. -I know. 1725 01:18:10,218 --> 01:18:11,520 And here's Val now, Chin Lock. 1726 01:18:13,622 --> 01:18:16,958 And The People's Champ, he may be outta here. 1727 01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:19,394 And referee, Earl Hebner, is gonna check his arm 1728 01:18:19,461 --> 01:18:23,498 and if it goes down three times, folks, this one's over. 1729 01:18:23,565 --> 01:18:25,233 This is a No Disqualification Matchup. 1730 01:18:25,300 --> 01:18:26,668 Can end on submission though. 1731 01:18:26,735 --> 01:18:28,103 [crowd cheering] 1732 01:18:28,170 --> 01:18:29,705 [Cole] And The Rock may be out, King. 1733 01:18:29,771 --> 01:18:32,007 -I'm gonna tell you something. -What a huge win this will be. 1734 01:18:32,074 --> 01:18:33,608 [Lawler] Right. Huge is the word. 1735 01:18:33,675 --> 01:18:35,477 If The Rock is the most electrifying man 1736 01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:40,048 then I guess Val must be the most erectifying man. 1737 01:18:40,115 --> 01:18:41,450 [Cole] Well, The Rock got the arm up. 1738 01:18:41,516 --> 01:18:42,651 -Erectifying? -[Lawler] Yeah. 1739 01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:45,520 [Cole] The Rock got the arm up and The Rock is battling back now. 1740 01:18:45,587 --> 01:18:48,790 The People's Champ, the adrenaline is going. 1741 01:18:48,857 --> 01:18:50,859 Reversal by Val. Rock into the ropes. 1742 01:18:50,926 --> 01:18:52,094 -Val telegraphed it. -Oh no! 1743 01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:53,028 Good night! 1744 01:18:54,029 --> 01:18:55,564 Val into the mat. 1745 01:18:56,031 --> 01:18:58,900 And here comes The Rock now, kick to the midsection. 1746 01:18:58,967 --> 01:19:00,535 -Val is gonna go for the ride. -Oh no! 1747 01:19:00,602 --> 01:19:02,270 -He's got him hooked. -Look at the bridge now. 1748 01:19:02,337 --> 01:19:03,238 Cover, hook of the leg, 1749 01:19:03,305 --> 01:19:05,640 and Val just kicks out before the count of three. 1750 01:19:05,707 --> 01:19:07,309 What an athletic maneuver by The Rock. 1751 01:19:07,909 --> 01:19:09,010 I'll tell you, he's so quick. 1752 01:19:09,077 --> 01:19:13,048 He's so strong, tremendous agility for The People's Champion. 1753 01:19:13,115 --> 01:19:16,251 That was a pretty good athletic maneuver by the Big Valbowski to kick out of that. 1754 01:19:16,318 --> 01:19:17,252 It really was. 1755 01:19:17,319 --> 01:19:19,321 -Uh-oh. Here we go. -This has been a great matchup. 1756 01:19:19,387 --> 01:19:21,423 Reversal now, Rock off the ropes, Val Venis-- 1757 01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:24,259 Oh, look at this. Rock floating up a DDT. 1758 01:19:24,326 --> 01:19:26,361 And here's the cover now. Hook of the leg! 1759 01:19:26,428 --> 01:19:29,030 Two, and again, Val Venis gets the shoulder up. 1760 01:19:29,965 --> 01:19:31,466 [Lawler] He's erectifying, all right. 1761 01:19:31,533 --> 01:19:33,769 [Cole] The Rock floating into the DDT that time 1762 01:19:33,835 --> 01:19:37,572 and somehow, Val Venis had the wherewithal kick out. 1763 01:19:37,639 --> 01:19:39,407 And The Rock now with the right hand. 1764 01:19:39,474 --> 01:19:42,043 Val Venis, reversal, Rock into the turnbuckle. 1765 01:19:42,110 --> 01:19:43,945 Here comes Val, boot to the face. 1766 01:19:44,012 --> 01:19:46,414 And, you know, The Bulldog is somewhere watching this, taking notes. 1767 01:19:46,481 --> 01:19:47,682 Oh, don't-- Oh man! 1768 01:19:47,749 --> 01:19:49,351 Rock walked into that one. Cover now. 1769 01:19:49,417 --> 01:19:52,120 -Upset. Upset. A kickout after two. -[Lawler] Wow! 1770 01:19:53,355 --> 01:19:54,790 [Cole] What a great matchup. 1771 01:19:54,856 --> 01:19:57,392 Tremendous action here on SmackDown. 1772 01:19:57,459 --> 01:19:58,827 And Val Venis senses it. 1773 01:19:58,894 --> 01:20:00,795 -He can feel it here, King. -Uh-oh. 1774 01:20:00,862 --> 01:20:02,197 Val Venis can feel it here. 1775 01:20:02,264 --> 01:20:04,766 [Lawler] Oh, I think The Rock is fixing to feel it here. 1776 01:20:04,833 --> 01:20:06,368 [Cole] This is perfectly legal. 1777 01:20:06,434 --> 01:20:08,703 There's no disqualification in this one. 1778 01:20:08,770 --> 01:20:10,372 Val Venis with a steel chair. 1779 01:20:10,438 --> 01:20:12,040 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1780 01:20:12,107 --> 01:20:13,475 Here comes the cavalry! 1781 01:20:13,542 --> 01:20:15,977 -[Lawler] What does he think he's doing? -[Cole] Mankind-- 1782 01:20:16,044 --> 01:20:18,647 [Lawler] It's The Rock and Sock Connection at its best here. 1783 01:20:18,713 --> 01:20:20,515 [Cole] And Mankind with the chair now. 1784 01:20:20,582 --> 01:20:22,951 And Val Venis. And here's Mankind. 1785 01:20:23,018 --> 01:20:24,820 Oh no! Oh no! 1786 01:20:24,886 --> 01:20:25,854 Mankind! 1787 01:20:25,921 --> 01:20:28,490 -Mankind hit his buddy with a chair. -What? 1788 01:20:28,557 --> 01:20:30,158 Val Venis into the cover. 1789 01:20:30,225 --> 01:20:31,193 The leg's hooked. 1790 01:20:32,127 --> 01:20:33,195 And Rock kicks out! 1791 01:20:33,261 --> 01:20:35,897 Somehow, The Rock kicked out. 1792 01:20:35,964 --> 01:20:37,999 [Lawler] Look at Mankind. He can't believe what he's done. 1793 01:20:38,066 --> 01:20:39,067 Now, what's he doing? 1794 01:20:39,134 --> 01:20:41,002 [Cole] Socko. Mandible Claw. 1795 01:20:41,069 --> 01:20:42,771 [Lawler shouts] Come on! 1796 01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:47,008 [Cole] Mankind almost cost The Rock the match, and Val Venis with a low blow. 1797 01:20:47,709 --> 01:20:48,810 Wait a minute! 1798 01:20:49,444 --> 01:20:53,114 Rock Bottom! The Rock Rock Bottomed Mankind! 1799 01:20:53,181 --> 01:20:54,316 [Lawler] Oh no! 1800 01:20:54,382 --> 01:20:56,318 [Cole] Rock bottom on Val Venis! 1801 01:20:56,384 --> 01:20:59,354 Cover, hooks the leg, it's over. 1802 01:20:59,421 --> 01:21:01,223 -[crowd cheering] -♪ If you smell… ♪ 1803 01:21:01,289 --> 01:21:03,124 [Cole] Unbelievable match. 1804 01:21:03,825 --> 01:21:06,361 The Rock and Val Venis gave it their all. 1805 01:21:06,428 --> 01:21:09,865 [Chimel] Here's your winner, The Rock! 1806 01:21:12,534 --> 01:21:14,202 [Cole] But I'll tell you what, King, 1807 01:21:14,269 --> 01:21:16,972 Mankind almost cost The Rock that matchup. 1808 01:21:17,038 --> 01:21:18,440 [Lawler] I told you he's an idiot. 1809 01:21:18,907 --> 01:21:20,475 Uh-oh. Wait a minute now. 1810 01:21:20,542 --> 01:21:23,011 [Cole] And look at these two. Could this be the end? 1811 01:21:23,078 --> 01:21:26,014 Yes, could this be the end of The Rock and Sock Connection? 1812 01:21:26,081 --> 01:21:27,082 Look at these two. 1813 01:21:27,148 --> 01:21:29,651 Is The Rock and Sock Connection exploding? 1814 01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:32,320 -Is it exploding? -[Lawler] Yes! Look at this-- Connection?