1 00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:04,003 -[dramatic theme music playing] -[indistinct chatter] 2 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:15,715 ♪ Break it down ♪ 3 00:00:15,782 --> 00:00:17,150 Hunter, you're gonna love this. 4 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:18,418 This is the best footage. 5 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:21,187 I'm like Scorsese the way I put this together. 6 00:00:21,254 --> 00:00:22,956 Come on, come on. 7 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,592 You gotta see this. You guys gotta see this. 8 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:27,594 Dogg taped the show Monday night. 9 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:29,195 -Oh. -Yeah, come on. 10 00:00:29,262 --> 00:00:32,165 And, really, this is some of the best stuff he has ever done. 11 00:00:33,566 --> 00:00:34,801 This is the opening of the show. 12 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,169 -Oh! -Right off the get-go, 13 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:38,772 this just dominating the show. 14 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:41,141 -Behind curtain number one, we have… -[Ross] Wait a minute. 15 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,942 -There's Triple H! -[Lawler] Yes! 16 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:45,145 [Ross] And then, wait, it's DX. 17 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,746 It's all four members of DX. 18 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:48,415 Kid kicks him right in the face. 19 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:50,717 He was like, "Not the face! The face." 20 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,919 [Triple H] I am just trash talking into the match right here. 21 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,854 Okay, something interesting here. 22 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:56,923 McMahon comes out here, watch him try to get-- 23 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:58,691 -look at this. -[growling] 24 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:00,527 Your nose went right in his… 25 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:03,963 [announcer] Vince McMahon and Triple H gone nose to nose. 26 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:05,632 In the face… [indistinct] 27 00:01:05,698 --> 00:01:08,368 -He hates us more than anybody. -[Triple H] Rightfully so. 28 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:10,737 How's his halitosis right there? 29 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,338 [Triple H] He is killing me. 30 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:15,809 We're not going to have another DX night. 31 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:18,178 -What you're going to have is-- -Shut the hell up. 32 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:19,913 -We need to get him… -What a jack[bleep]. 33 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:22,215 -Right. -[mocking McMahon] 34 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:24,317 [in high-pitched voice] "I love you, you're the best." 35 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,686 [laughter] 36 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,788 -[all exclaim] -I want to hear that. 37 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:30,490 You know that fire he was in? 38 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:32,492 Well, that ain't the only thing that got burned. 39 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:34,060 -If you know what I mean? -[Lawler] What? 40 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:37,530 -[all laugh] -[lion roars] 41 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,065 What? What is that? 42 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:41,401 -[raspy laughter] -[narrator] Nature takes a few… 43 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:43,103 Did you forget a spot here on the tape? 44 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:44,938 [chuckles] How am I responsible for this? 45 00:01:45,004 --> 00:01:46,372 It's an old tape, just fast-- 46 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:48,341 It's my mom's tape, just fast forward. 47 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:51,110 I had no idea those things were hung like that. 48 00:01:51,177 --> 00:01:53,780 [laughs] Well, you do now, fast forward to me. 49 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:56,749 What's that [bleep] name that's got a crush on you? 50 00:01:56,816 --> 00:01:58,017 What's her name, Tori? 51 00:01:58,084 --> 00:01:59,452 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. 52 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:02,222 Well, sorry, man. 53 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:05,625 I had to tell her the whole truth about the fire. 54 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:09,696 Oh! [laughs] Oh, you didn't have to tell her the whole truth. 55 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:11,331 -Why? -About your biscuit being burnt. 56 00:02:11,397 --> 00:02:13,433 -That's just cold. -[Lawler] Another Bronco Buster! 57 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,669 -[all cheer and exclaim] -[bleep] 58 00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:20,140 I'll have grilled dove breast with a side of man chowder. 59 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:22,041 -[laughter] -Big Red Pedigree. 60 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:23,209 [shouting] 61 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:26,045 -It's a family reunion. Very nice! -Beautiful. 62 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:27,747 Would you stay the hell out of this? 63 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,683 -Yay! -Test married that McMahon broad. 64 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,319 -Get rid of this crap. -I heard it was a shotgun wedding anyway. 65 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:35,955 Look, is that-- [groans mockingly] Oh, my eye! 66 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:38,057 [X-Pac] Cheater, cheater, I'm a bleeder. 67 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:40,493 -[laughter] -[Triple H] Hey, hey, is it just me-- 68 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,496 Stop right here. Is it just me or are we just kicking everybody's [bleep]? 69 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:45,431 -Everybody's [bleep]. -[bleep] Everybody. 70 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:47,433 Tell me it wasn't our night. 71 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,601 Yeah. 72 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,004 -[Triple H] Where is security… -Yeah, where is security? 73 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:52,372 …when stuff like this is going on? 74 00:02:52,438 --> 00:02:54,607 Right, they just let people in our locker room anyway. 75 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,209 [chuckling] 76 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:59,646 -There he goes, look at the way… -[overlapping chatter] 77 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:02,749 You're going to defend that WWE title, right here tonight! 78 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:04,484 It's past when you yell at him right here 79 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:06,586 to take his shirt off and show him the rifles. 80 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:08,588 [mocking McMahon complaining] 81 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:10,924 [overlapping chatter] 82 00:03:11,991 --> 00:03:14,661 Look, he [bleep] himself right there. 83 00:03:14,727 --> 00:03:17,130 -Don't you touch my dad-- -Agh! 84 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,765 [mockingly] You're yelling at my daddy. 85 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:20,833 -Spazz Boys… [indistinct] -Hey. 86 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:23,803 -[shouting] -I want you, I want you! 87 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,539 -[overlapping shouting] -[bleep] 88 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:28,274 You want a piece of me? 89 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:30,944 -That is hard throwing. -Look at your arms. [indistinct] 90 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:33,379 Violence doesn't solve anything. 91 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:34,847 It is not the answer. 92 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:36,616 -But I should be-- -[laughs] 93 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:39,319 -A little violence on us-- -Oh man, he looks serious. 94 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:40,787 -What's good for the goose. -He's mad. 95 00:03:40,853 --> 00:03:42,155 Why does he swing his arms like that? 96 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:46,392 -[overlapping chatter] -They're from the bad part of Greenwich. 97 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:52,165 -[bleep] -Headmaster, Steve Austin. 98 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,434 Of course he can't come down there by himself, 99 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:57,203 he's got to try to bring some kind of army. 100 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:59,906 -Secondary [bleep]. -[phone ringing] 101 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,407 This is probably my agent telling me-- 102 00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:03,576 And the back [bleep] of the whole deal… 103 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:05,545 -The Rock. -The Rock! 104 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,748 Notice he doesn't get in the ring right here or I'd have beat his [bleep]. 105 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:10,783 [Lawler] Look at him. He's coming down! 106 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:14,053 [Ross] Here we go! The WWE title on the line! 107 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,989 Vince baited me, like, talking some crap. 108 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:17,690 Had me dazed with his breath. 109 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,627 -Smack! [laughter] -Shane comes in and jumps me. 110 00:04:20,693 --> 00:04:22,562 Jumped you? Hit you like a girl seven times. 111 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:25,331 -Boom! Boo yeah! -[laughter] 112 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:26,599 -Hello. -Not in the face. 113 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:29,369 -He just likes it, hell of a beating. -Ooh! 114 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:32,071 -[cheering crowd] -One thing about those McMahons, 115 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:34,407 -they will take a [bleep] kicking. -Every time! 116 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:36,442 -[thud] -[crowd clamoring] 117 00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:38,611 [Triple H] He got about as much fight as a school girl. 118 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:42,015 I want you guys to watch this very carefully, right here. 119 00:04:42,081 --> 00:04:44,751 Vince McMahon is a skilled technician. 120 00:04:44,817 --> 00:04:47,253 Comes into the ring, he's a little confused, not sure where he is. 121 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,455 -He's not comfortable. -What am I going to do? 122 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:51,758 Should I cheat? Should I-- What should I-- 123 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:54,193 -Oh! -[overlapping exclamations] 124 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:57,397 Oh, I just hit my own kid right in the head. 125 00:04:57,463 --> 00:05:01,200 And then, how do you ensure that he'll never have kids again? 126 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:04,637 [Triple H] Hey, you don't know how hard it was to aim for those little things. 127 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:08,041 -[bell rings] -[Ross] Triple H retains the title. 128 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:09,609 [Lawler] Look at Vince, he's down! 129 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:13,146 [woman announcer] And still, the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion, 130 00:05:13,212 --> 00:05:15,581 Triple H! 131 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:18,217 [Lawler] So going into SmackDown, this Thursday night, 132 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:21,087 Triple H is still a WWE Champion. 133 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:26,459 [Ross] But King, I hope that-- I hope that this… 134 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:29,862 -shot to Shane's head was accidental. -[Lawler] Oh my God. 135 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:32,598 "I hope that the shot…" Hey, what did JR mean by that? 136 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:35,001 "I hope the shot on Shane was accidental." 137 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:39,639 -[laughter] -That JR is quick. 138 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:40,940 He's clever. 139 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,375 [Ross] …or the smackdown there. 140 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:50,817 ["Everybody on the Ground" playing] 141 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:11,170 [fireworks crackling and popping] 142 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:18,511 [crowd cheering] 143 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:31,057 [Cole] As D-Generation X celebrates what it's calling 144 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,760 a huge night this past Monday on Raw, 145 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:36,362 we welcome you to SmackDown. 146 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:39,432 Michael Cole, Jerry "The King" Lawler at ringside 147 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:42,702 at the sold out First Union Center in Philadelphia. 148 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:45,972 And King, this mass of WWE fans 149 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:48,040 is nothing short of electric. 150 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:49,342 [Lawler] Yeah. 151 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:51,711 [crowd roaring] 152 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:53,045 [Lawler] Oh no! 153 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:57,083 [rock theme music playing] 154 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,752 [Cole] And what a way to kick off SmackDown! 155 00:06:59,852 --> 00:07:02,221 Mankind and Al Snow, 156 00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:05,758 the tag team titles on the line right here tonight. 157 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,693 [bell dinging] 158 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,396 [announcer] Following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is 159 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:14,267 for the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Championship. 160 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:20,273 Introducing the challengers, at a combined weight of 533 pounds, 161 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:24,710 Al Snow and Mankind! 162 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:27,313 [Cole] And, King, just when we think we've seen it all, 163 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:31,284 another biased, un-researched and unbased attack on the WWE 164 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:32,618 -by the news media. -[Lawler] What? 165 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:35,855 [Cole] A college instructor writing in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution 166 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:37,390 this past Sunday 167 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,893 that Al Snow's action figure, which you can see right here, 168 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,130 is a gruesome toy which sends the wrong message to kids. 169 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,766 Now they attack Head and listen to this quote. 170 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:49,302 "Can playing with a woman's severed head 171 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:53,472 serve as anything but a training manual for future spousal abusers?" 172 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:56,309 [Lawler] Wait a minute, a woman's severed head, do they not get it, Michael? 173 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:57,944 This is a mannequin's head! 174 00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:00,646 This is a mannequin that beauticians practice on. 175 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:01,981 [Cole] And listen to this quote. 176 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:05,885 "The most obvious conclusion is that the package contains a female victim 177 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:09,555 who did not survive her encounter with the muscle figures who surround her." 178 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:11,724 [Lawler] Man, I tell you, the only thing gruesome about this 179 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:14,026 is Al Snow's face on this, on this doll. 180 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:15,862 You know what? Walmart just hasn't been the same 181 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:18,431 -since Sam Walton kicked the bucket. -[announcer] At a combined weight 182 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,900 of well over 800 pounds, 183 00:08:20,967 --> 00:08:25,204 they are the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Champions, 184 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:28,574 Crash and Hardcore Holly. 185 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:30,810 [Cole] And King, of course, what you are referring to is 186 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:33,446 because of this article in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, 187 00:08:33,512 --> 00:08:36,849 Walmart has pulled this action figure off the shelf. 188 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,417 Give me a break! 189 00:08:38,484 --> 00:08:40,987 [Lawler] I just don't get it, no, like, they don't get it. 190 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:42,388 [Cole] They don't get it at all. 191 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:45,291 Well, folks, get this, Hardcore Holly and Crash 192 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:48,861 defending the tag team title against Mankind and Al Snow. 193 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:52,298 And for Mankind and Al Snow, it's not about being partners, 194 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,000 it's about being best buddies. 195 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:58,004 Mankind and Al Snow fresh off the big hardcore match victory, 196 00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:00,806 tag team victory over the Big Boss Man and Prince Albert 197 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,608 this past Monday night on Raw. 198 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:05,011 And speaking of the Boss Man, what a matchup 199 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:06,545 tonight here on SmackDown. 200 00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:08,781 Boss Man and The Big Show. 201 00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:12,018 [Lawler] Oh my gosh, Michael, I can't wait for that. It's going to be-- 202 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:13,653 Oh, that may be gruesome. 203 00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:16,222 [Cole] So it's going to be Al Snow starting things off 204 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,691 against the super heavyweight Hardcore Holly. 205 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:21,761 Tremendous opportunity for Al Snow and Mankind here 206 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:24,130 as Hardcore Holly is backed into the ropes. 207 00:09:24,864 --> 00:09:27,266 [Lawler] The only thing bad about this doll situation 208 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:30,403 or this action figure situation with Al Snow is, 209 00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:33,072 all this controversy, it's going to make everybody go out, 210 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:34,774 and it's going to become highly collectible. 211 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,842 -He'll make a fortune on royalties. -Of course he will. 212 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:40,146 [Cole] And look at this now, Atomic Drop on Hardcore Holly 213 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:43,516 and Al Snow with a big right hand and another one. 214 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,551 King, what about D-Generation X 215 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:48,588 putting their spin on the events of this past Monday night? 216 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:50,089 [Lawler] What do you mean, their spin? 217 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:51,424 [Cole] Well, that's what it was. 218 00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:52,658 [Lawler] DX told it like it was. 219 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:55,127 You're telling me what they were saying didn't happen? 220 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:58,531 [Cole] I have to wonder what Vince McMahon thinks about this celebration, 221 00:09:58,598 --> 00:09:59,532 and wait a minute, 222 00:09:59,598 --> 00:10:01,934 -there you see Val Venis looking on… -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 223 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:03,869 [Cole] …and it was Val Venis on Monday night 224 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:08,207 who burned Mankind's books in that trash container, 225 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,510 the autobiography, Mankind's life work. 226 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:15,381 I understand, you had a nice little trip with Mankind 227 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,649 to the White House the other day. 228 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,517 [Lawler] You gotta be kidding me, a nice little trip? 229 00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:22,154 I had a nice trip planned till that idiot insinuated himself. 230 00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:24,323 I've never been so embarrassed in my life, Michael. 231 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,859 -[Cole] Who'd you plan it with, that trip? -[Lawler] I was gonna take 232 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:29,161 one of the most beautiful women in the WWE, Miss Kitty. 233 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:30,296 -[Cole] Really? -[Lawler] Yeah. 234 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:33,499 We're are all in the limos set to go and who shows up at the last minute? 235 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,101 Mankind… 236 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:38,371 with a couple of his books, autographed for the president. 237 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:42,942 [Cole] Al Snow with a right hand to Crash, tag titles are on the line here. 238 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:45,077 Al whipped of the ropes, Crash ducks underneath. 239 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,712 Here comes Al now. Wow! 240 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:47,947 Closed fist. 241 00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:50,916 Oh, look at Hardcore, referee's back turned, 242 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,985 leveling Al Snow, Mankind now in the ring, 243 00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:56,022 and here now the double-team by the Holly cousins. 244 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:58,891 [Lawler] Well, I'm just, I-- I-- I'm-- I'm feeling really frightened now 245 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:01,961 about this whole Mankind/Al Snow team. 246 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:03,829 I thought The Rock 'N' Sock Connection was bad, 247 00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:06,732 but this could be disastrous if these two get together. 248 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:08,968 [Cole] Tremendous strength here by Hardcore Holly. 249 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:11,337 Al Snow up there a tremendous amount of time. 250 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:14,106 [Lawler] Al Snow and Mankind, there's not a half a brain between them. 251 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,574 Look at this! Oh man! 252 00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:16,709 There you go. 253 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:19,345 Two former Hardcore Champions in the ring, 254 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,147 Hardcore Holly and Al Snow. 255 00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:23,349 The super heavyweight like Hardcore Holly, 256 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:26,452 he can hold Al Snow upside down as long as he wants to. 257 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:29,755 [Cole] Who knows what's going to happen here tonight on SmackDown, folks. 258 00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:32,324 D-Generation X is here in full force. 259 00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:34,126 We saw at the top of the show, 260 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,862 Vince McMahon yet to arrive, but he is expected 261 00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:38,497 a little bit later on. 262 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:41,333 [Lawler] Well, last Monday night, DX said it was their night, you know, 263 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:44,437 Thursday night SmackDown, it may be their night again tonight. 264 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:48,174 Al Snow off the ropes, big shoulder to take down Hardcore Holly. 265 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,042 Here is Al Snow again up over the top. 266 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,744 [Lawler] Oh, what a drop kick! 267 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:53,679 [Cole] Standing drop kick by Holly, 268 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,347 right elevation under the chin. 269 00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:56,716 [Lawler] That was nice! 270 00:11:56,782 --> 00:11:58,551 Come on, clap your hands, Michael. 271 00:11:58,617 --> 00:12:00,586 [Cole] Can you believe we're just ten days away 272 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,421 from Survivor Series on Pay-Per-View 273 00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:03,622 in the Triple Threat Match 274 00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:05,791 for the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship? 275 00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:09,528 -[Lawler] Wow. -Crash Holly, top rope, double-team 276 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:12,231 right into the ribs of Al Snow. 277 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:15,067 This Crash Holly, tremendous competitor for his size, 278 00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:17,236 -take down drop kick, back of the head. -[Lawler laughs] 279 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:19,605 [Lawler] He can really get up there on those drop kicks too. 280 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:22,808 Look at this! Oh! [laughs] He's hardcore. 281 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:23,976 [Cole] That was a wise move, 282 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:27,413 drew Mankind out of the corner, allows the Holly cousins to double-team again. 283 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,515 Al isolated in the corner. 284 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,585 [Lawler] Well, I'll tell you, Mankind and Al Snow 285 00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:35,020 can be as good of buddies, as thick as thieves, 286 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:38,023 but always remember blood's thicker than water 287 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,692 and these guys are cousins, the Hollys. 288 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,895 They think alike, they look alike and they fight alike. 289 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:44,697 They are not kissing cousins though. 290 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,399 What? Are you perverted or what? Come on. 291 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:49,001 Atomic Drop now on Al Snow, 292 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:51,203 tag team titles on the line here on SmackDown, 293 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:54,006 -and what a clothesline by Hardcore. -[Lawler] Beautiful, beautiful. 294 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:56,075 Cover now, there's one, there's two, 295 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:57,977 Al Snow kicks out before the count of three. 296 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:01,147 [Lawler] Speaking of perverted, look at that mug. 297 00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:03,783 [Cole] The Hollys are fighting champions, always putting those tag titles 298 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:04,984 -on the line. -[Lawler] Oh no! 299 00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:07,253 Hardcore walked into that one. Cover now, two, and a kick-out! 300 00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:08,954 -Almost three. -[Lawler] That was close. 301 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:12,057 [Cole] Oh, great leg sweep that time by Al. 302 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,328 Hardcore Holly, shot to the eyes. 303 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:18,731 -[thud] -[shouts] 304 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,834 [Lawler] Look at Mankind standing there with that tattered shirt. 305 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:24,170 Can you believe he's a bestselling author? 306 00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:26,572 [Cole] Number three on the New York Times Best Seller List. 307 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,440 -[Lawler groans] -Don't get much better than that. 308 00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:30,843 [Lawler] A literary big shot-- Oh! Oh no. 309 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:34,413 [Cole] Hardcore felt that one, and Al Snow now, can he take advantage? 310 00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,183 Oh no, top rope. 311 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,419 -Al setting up Hardcore here. -[Lawler] This is gonna be bad. 312 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,987 -[Cole] Look out! Suplex! -[Lawler] Al, no! 313 00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:44,323 [Cole] Oh my, what impact from the top rope! 314 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:45,958 Al Snow with a great suplex. 315 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,226 [Lawler] That hurt Al Snow too. 316 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,929 -[Cole] Both men are down. -[Lawler] I told you Al Snow is an idiot. 317 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,997 Can you imagine the impact from the top rope, 318 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,766 both men slamming off the mat? 319 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,501 Wait a minute, shoulders are down. 320 00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:58,637 Both men got their shoulders up before the count of three. 321 00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,005 [Lawler] I can't imagine the impact 322 00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:03,642 Mankind's Have a Nice Day is having on the authors around the world, 323 00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:04,543 the real authors. 324 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,145 [Cole] Take another look at this, King. 325 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:09,848 Yes, what impact, what a suplex by Al Snow and Mankind, 326 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,817 -now off the tag into the ring… -[Lawler] Oh no. 327 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:14,386 …and Mankind going to work on the Holly cousins. 328 00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:17,723 -[Lawler] Oh! -[Cole] Crash into the turnbuckle. 329 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,292 Al Snow dumps Hardcore Holly out of the ring on the other side. 330 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,961 And look at Mankind go. 331 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:25,531 -Crash Holly beat into the turnbuckle. -[Lawler] Get in there, ref. 332 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,101 Look out, Crash. This is gonna be bad. 333 00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:30,903 -Oh! -[Cole] Kick to the midsection. 334 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,371 -Mankind off the ropes now. -[Lawler] No! 335 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,573 -There's that knee lift to the chin. -[Lawler] Oh no. 336 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,308 -[crowd roars] -[Cole] Oh, wait a minute. 337 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,644 [Lawler] Wait a minute, Michael, this is what I'm talking about. 338 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,845 [Cole] It's Socko time. 339 00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:42,882 [Lawler] It's stinking slimy, smelly Socko-- Oh, look out! 340 00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:46,585 [Cole] Mr. Socko in the gullet of Crash, hit Hardcore from behind. 341 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:47,620 [Lawler] Thank goodness. 342 00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:50,656 [Cole] Hardcore makes the save, all four men in the ring now. 343 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,392 WWE tag team titles on the line here. 344 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:56,362 [Lawler] Come on. Oh, this is going to be good. 345 00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:58,030 -[Cole] Mankind reversal. -[Lawler] Look out! 346 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,766 Al Snow knocked down Hardcore Holly and Crash. 347 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,469 Mankind sets the move, DDT, double arm, 348 00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,404 hooks the leg, there's two, it's over! 349 00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:08,841 -[crowd roars] -[Cole] It's over! Mankind and Al Snow, 350 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,377 the best friends have won the tag team titles. 351 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:13,746 [announcer] And the new 352 00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:17,816 World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Champions, 353 00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:21,787 Al Snow and Mankind. 354 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,890 -[Cole] Can you believe it, King? -[Lawler] I don't want to believe it. 355 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:27,126 [Cole] Al Snow has done it. 356 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,795 -[Lawler] No, he didn't. -[Cole] Mankind's done it. 357 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:32,364 They climbed the tag team mountain, 358 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:36,101 and the Hollys outside the ring arguing with each other. 359 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,304 They can't believe it, exchanging blows. 360 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,272 [Lawler] They're fighting, they're at each other now. 361 00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:41,940 I knew this was going to happen. 362 00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:44,877 [Cole] Hardcore and Crash upset with one another. 363 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,312 [Lawler] It caused a family rift. 364 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:48,347 [Cole] But the bottom line here, King, 365 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:50,082 is Mankind and Al Snow 366 00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:53,953 are now WWE Tag Team Champions. 367 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,556 What a way to kick off SmackDown, 368 00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:01,527 and King, with the addition of DX being in the house here tonight. 369 00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,495 It's been highly anticipated. 370 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:06,265 Finally, The Big Show gets his hands on the Boss Man. 371 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:09,168 [Lawler] There's absolutely no telling what is going to happen 372 00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:10,436 when these two get together. 373 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:11,904 [Cole] Big Show and Boss Man 374 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,540 and everything Boss Man has done to the Show in the recent weeks. 375 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,475 Who knows what's going to happen in that encounter, 376 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:17,643 right here from Philadelphia. 377 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,078 Wait a minute. 378 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,880 -Turn the corner, there it was. -[Cole] What's this? 379 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:25,250 Take a shot, easiest buck I ever killed. Easiest buck I ever killed. 380 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,619 -What else is on your mind? -Well, I appreciate the story, 381 00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:30,422 but what I want to ask you about is last Monday, when we went off the air, 382 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:34,026 you said, "I hope what Vince McMahon did to Shane was an accident." 383 00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:35,327 What the hell was that all about? 384 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:37,463 You know, Steve, I think I spoke too soon. 385 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:40,899 You know, I keep thinking back to the Mr. McMahon of old, 386 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:43,836 and you know, a lot of things he did wasn't coincidental. 387 00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:45,604 You know, hell, I didn't mean nothing by it. 388 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:46,505 That's all it was. 389 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,107 Yeah, I didn't mean anything by it. 390 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,641 -Good enough. -Okay. 391 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,079 -We're the champions! -[Cole] We're back on SmackDown, 392 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:57,249 and King, the new Tag Team Champions toasting their victory, 393 00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,817 Al Snow and Mankind. 394 00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:00,219 -Oh my gosh. -We are the champions. 395 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:01,720 We are the champions of the world. 396 00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:02,888 Of the world. 397 00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:05,324 -Champagne! Champagne! -[cheering] 398 00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,760 No, no, wait, we don't have champagne, 399 00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:12,197 we've got good wholesome 100% pure American whole milk. 400 00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:13,599 -[laughs] -[Lawler] Milk? 401 00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:15,834 Right there, brother. Nothing but the best. 402 00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:19,138 [Lawler laughs] What idiots! 403 00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,875 I'd like to hang out, but there's business that I got to finish. 404 00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:24,543 Where you going? The party's just begun. 405 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,212 -We're gonna get the JVC Kaboom Box. -I've seen you look like that before. 406 00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:29,648 -Gonna play KC and the Sunshine Band. -I got business. 407 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,850 -Oh man, come on back. -[Lawler] Where's he-- 408 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:35,287 [Cole] Mankind said he had business to take care of. 409 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,956 [Lawler] He leaves probably the biggest and only celebration 410 00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:40,025 he'll have… ever have in his life? 411 00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:42,995 [Cole] Al Snow and Mankind, the new Tag Team Champions. 412 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,363 [announcer] …scheduled for one fall. 413 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:49,701 Making his way to the ring, he weighs in at 282 pounds, Test! 414 00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:53,305 [Cole] And here comes Stephanie McMahon's fiancé, Test, 415 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,908 and what a wonderful night, King, this past Monday night on Raw 416 00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:57,543 for Test and Stephanie. 417 00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:59,945 Usually, the man proposes. 418 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,181 But this time, it was the other way around. 419 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,582 [Lawler] I can't believe it. 420 00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:06,885 So I'm gonna break from tradition. 421 00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:09,555 Andrew, 422 00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,091 will you marry me? 423 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:17,563 [crowd cheers] 424 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:20,833 Steph, of course, I love you. 425 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:26,338 [Lawler] Oh please, Michael. I almost regurgitated when I saw that. 426 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:27,840 What is poor Stephanie thinking? 427 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:30,109 I mean, that was-- You got to tell me, that was gross, right? 428 00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:31,343 [Cole] I'll tell you what, King. 429 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,779 Test accepted the proposal, and listen to this. 430 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,648 Announcing tonight on SmackDown for the first time, 431 00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:40,352 the wedding date's been set. It will be November 29th 432 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:44,690 at the Staples Arena in Los Angeles, live on Raw is War. 433 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:45,891 Oh, you got to be kidding. 434 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,760 Stephanie, please reconsider. You gotta think about this. 435 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,662 -November 29th? -[Cole] Yes, and King, look at this. 436 00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:52,064 Here's a look at the invitation 437 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,299 for the wedding of Test and Stephanie McMahon. 438 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,869 The world is invited, including you. 439 00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:58,470 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. 440 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:02,674 [Cole] Well, that's going to be a great night in Los Angeles, live on Raw, 441 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:06,178 the 29th of November, Test and Stephanie to wed. 442 00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:09,948 [announcer] And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, 443 00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:12,284 weighing in at 268 pounds, 444 00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:15,821 D'Lo Brown. 445 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,724 [Lawler] That reminds me of the first time I got married. 446 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:21,994 Got married by a judge, I should have asked for a jury. 447 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:25,898 [Cole] So, D'Lo Brown set to take on Test, the former European Champion. 448 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:27,199 I can tell you, folks, 449 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:30,035 there is some excitement here in Philadelphia for SmackDown tonight, 450 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,104 just like there is going to be excitement Friday night. 451 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,406 Rupp Arena, Lexington, Kentucky. 452 00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:35,974 The Rock headlines a huge card. 453 00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,010 We head to Raleigh on Saturday. 454 00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:40,279 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin will be there, 455 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:43,949 and Hershey on Sunday, Hershey, Pennsylvania on Sunday. 456 00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:47,052 You know Test has been, last few days, 457 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,855 seeing him bouncing around in the locker room earlier on today, 458 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,690 he is on cloud nine. 459 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,692 [Lawler] Oh, give me a break. 460 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,194 [Cole] It's going to be a good matchup, 461 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:57,496 and, King, who do you think is going to win this one? 462 00:19:57,563 --> 00:20:01,066 I'm predicting that Test's head is in the clouds. 463 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:04,736 All he's thinking about is that big wedding day, November 29th, 464 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,438 and I guarantee D'Lo is going to upset him. 465 00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:08,607 He's gonna beat him right here, it won't even be an upset. 466 00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:10,309 -[Cole] D'Lo off the ropes. -I'm picking D'Lo. 467 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,144 [Cole] Shoulder take down by D'Lo Brown. 468 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,679 Highly athletic for his frame, 469 00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:17,382 285 pounder! Big back body drop by Test. 470 00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:20,319 [Lawler] Hey, D'Lo, I picked you, come on. 471 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,189 [Cole] I guarantee it's going to be a wild night. 472 00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:25,457 It's taken awhile. 473 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:28,527 What in the world are they doing out here, the Mean Street Posse. 474 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,364 [Lawler] Well. They can, uh-- 475 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:35,734 It's a free country. They can go anywhere they want to. 476 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,971 [Cole] D'Lo Brown looks distracted. Wait a minute. 477 00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:40,472 Yeah, if they're booing him. 478 00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:42,741 What are they saying up there? 479 00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:46,044 I mean, he just makes me sick. 480 00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:48,614 -Look at him laying there with that-- -He's such a loser. 481 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,216 -He's a monkey, look at him. -The hair, I mean-- 482 00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:52,718 -[Rodney] The hair-- -Come on. 483 00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:54,953 -[Lawler] They're talking about Test. -Of course they are. 484 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,856 [Cole] There's a big issue between the Posse and Test 485 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,591 over the past few months. 486 00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:01,393 And look at this, great maneuver by Test. 487 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:04,696 [Lawler] Well, let's face it, Joey Abs used to be Stephanie's boyfriend, 488 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,765 of course, and, you know, they dated and… 489 00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:08,967 [Cole] You know, I wouldn't even call him a boyfriend 490 00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:10,502 or dated, they went out one time, 491 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:13,805 and it was setup by, you know, Stephanie's brother. 492 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,108 It didn't work out. 493 00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:18,010 [Lawler] Listen, what are they saying up there? 494 00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:20,946 [Rodney] …get ass warts on his ass. 495 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:23,048 -[Cole] Oh, come on. -[Lawler giggling] 496 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,050 [Rodney] He's got-- look at-- I mean, it's disgusting. 497 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,386 [Cole] Wait a minute, cover here by Test, there's two, 498 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,221 D'Lo gets the shoulder up. 499 00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:32,224 -I've seen him in the locker room. -What? 500 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,726 That kid has got flamingo legs. 501 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,395 -Flamingo legs? -Yeah. 502 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:37,462 They're talking about Test. 503 00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:39,798 [Cole] They're pretty bold, King, when Test can't hear them. 504 00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:42,668 Oh my! Great counter by D'Lo on the neck breaker. 505 00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:43,902 [horn sounds] 506 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,905 And D'Lo Brown in control, here's the cover now on Test. 507 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,573 Hooks the leg, there's one, there's two, 508 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,143 and Test gets the shoulder up right before the count of three. 509 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,945 [Rodney] How many people do you know… 510 00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:57,716 D'Lo Brown a bit put off as well that the Posse are up there, 511 00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,384 and there's a right hand by D'Lo. 512 00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:02,054 [Lawler] You know, I would really like to hear what the Posse are saying, 513 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,589 it's probably more interesting than what you're saying, Michael Cole. 514 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:06,425 [Posse chattering and laughing] 515 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:07,793 I can't believe this. 516 00:22:07,859 --> 00:22:08,694 Oh! 517 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,896 [Rodney] D'Lo better get up from that, that's all I know. 518 00:22:10,962 --> 00:22:12,564 -That's ridiculous, I mean-- -Look at that. 519 00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:15,434 -D'Lo should be handling this guy. -[Lawler] What if they were to have kids? 520 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,868 -Test and Stephanie? -Can you imagine? 521 00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:18,170 They'd be beautiful children. 522 00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:20,639 Oh, give me a break. When Test was a baby, he was so ugly 523 00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:22,574 he had to have tinted windows on his incubator. 524 00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:23,709 [Cole] Come on, King. 525 00:22:23,775 --> 00:22:25,077 D'Lo, nice cross body. 526 00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:27,312 Caught him with a heel kick that time under the chin, 527 00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:29,981 and D'Lo in control of Test who's been a bit distracted 528 00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:31,817 by the Posse's presence on the stage. 529 00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:33,585 He's just thinking about the wedding day. 530 00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:35,954 -[Cole] Here comes the leg drop. -[Lawler] Here we go, yes! 531 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,889 D'Lo rolls into the cover, 532 00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:39,725 hooks the leg, could be it, two… 533 00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:42,294 Test just gets the shoulder up before the count of three. 534 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,895 [Lawler] Come on, ref, I picked D'Lo. 535 00:22:43,995 --> 00:22:46,331 -You know he's pointing at you, right? -He shops at Kmart. 536 00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:48,333 -But why's he pointing at you though? -I don't know. 537 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,269 That's another reason why he's marrying Stephanie. Come on. 538 00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:54,773 [Cole] Pete Gas talking about shopping at Kmart, look at his sweater. 539 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,843 And here's D'Lo, top rope, axe hammer, wait a minute! 540 00:22:57,909 --> 00:23:00,712 Wait a minute, D'Lo landed wrong, 541 00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:04,249 -and he clutched that left knee of his. -[D'Lo yelling] 542 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:06,918 And perhaps, D'Lo blew out the knee. 543 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:11,256 -Test leaning over D'Lo. -[Lawler] He's hurt. 544 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,391 [Cole] Yeah, D'Lo look like he may have blown out his knee 545 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:15,193 coming off the top rope. 546 00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:17,629 Look like he may have landed wrong. 547 00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:19,731 -Hyperextended it a little. -Referee checking on him. 548 00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:20,966 -Wait a minute. -Oh, look at this. 549 00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:23,368 [Cole] D'Lo rolls Test over, here is the cover now. 550 00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:26,405 -[Lawler cackles] Did you see that? -[bell ringing] 551 00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:28,340 [Cole] Yeah, D'Lo got him. 552 00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:31,343 That was count of three, D'Lo Brown. 553 00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:35,213 [announcer] Here is your winner, D'Lo Brown. 554 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:39,017 [Cole] D'Lo upset Test, what a competitive instinct of D'Lo, 555 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:42,654 obviously just took over as he rolled up Test there 556 00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:44,122 after blowing out his knee. 557 00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:46,358 [Lawler] I told you, Test didn't have his mind on this match. 558 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,859 He got beat by a one-legged guy. 559 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:51,263 Come on, King, Test-- you can see the concern. 560 00:23:51,329 --> 00:23:53,064 Test just showed a little compassion there. 561 00:23:53,131 --> 00:23:54,833 Oh, yeah, that's Test and all of those, 562 00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,802 I guess, he's a little bit in touch with his, 563 00:23:56,868 --> 00:23:58,170 well, I won't say feminine side, 564 00:23:58,236 --> 00:24:01,173 but he's a little too emotional of late, now that he's all in love. 565 00:24:01,239 --> 00:24:02,507 [Cole] For one moment there, 566 00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:05,277 Test, he went to Andrew Martin, 567 00:24:05,343 --> 00:24:08,113 and Andrew Martin was a bit concerned about D'Lo Brown. 568 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:11,383 And now Test is going to help D'Lo up who-- 569 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,818 Well, he really helped. 570 00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:15,187 [Lawler] Watch out, Test will probably try to attack D'Lo now. 571 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,590 Test is a sore loser, I know that's for sure. 572 00:24:19,090 --> 00:24:23,361 [Cole] Well, D'Lo picks up the win over Test, but he may have lost the war. 573 00:24:23,428 --> 00:24:26,231 Looked like he injured that left knee, coming off the rope in. 574 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,632 [Lawler] Wait, wait, wait. 575 00:24:27,699 --> 00:24:30,368 Come on, man. What are you doing up here? Get out of here. 576 00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:32,003 Where's he at, in his room? Is he here? 577 00:24:32,070 --> 00:24:33,872 He left the building, champ. 578 00:24:33,939 --> 00:24:35,740 We got to hang out again, like the old days. 579 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:37,709 Yeah, have a drink, freak. 580 00:24:37,776 --> 00:24:40,345 I don't partake in alcohol, you jerks. 581 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:42,848 That's what's wrong with you, you need a drink. 582 00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:45,884 [Mankind] I can't hear you, I can't hear you. 583 00:24:45,951 --> 00:24:47,919 Look, I just wish you'd calm down about this. 584 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:50,222 You know, everybody's making a huge deal out of this. 585 00:24:50,288 --> 00:24:54,025 I told you the same thing that I told Austin earlier tonight. 586 00:24:54,092 --> 00:24:57,963 Well, let The Rock tell you this, know your role and shut your mouth. 587 00:24:58,029 --> 00:25:01,233 The Rock just wants to know when we went off the air last Monday night, 588 00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:03,902 you had said you hoped that Vince hitting Shane in the head 589 00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:05,871 with the title belt was an accident. 590 00:25:05,937 --> 00:25:08,607 What in the living hell did you mean by that? 591 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:11,409 I think I spoke too soon, it's as simple as that. 592 00:25:11,476 --> 00:25:14,346 I thought about the Mr. McMahon of old, 593 00:25:14,412 --> 00:25:16,047 and the Mr. McMahon of old-- 594 00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:18,683 So, whatever comes, it just comes out of old JR's mouth. 595 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,118 Comes right out of old JR's mouth. 596 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:22,254 Sometimes it does, Rock, sometimes it does. 597 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,556 Well, The Rock says this, if you're lying to The Rock, 598 00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:27,025 The Rock will take that 10-gallon cowboy hat you got, 599 00:25:27,092 --> 00:25:30,662 fill it back up with monkey [bleep], turn that son of a [bleep] sideways, 600 00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:32,797 and stick it straight up your candy ass. 601 00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:34,933 [Lawler] Oh my gosh, do you hear that? 602 00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:39,838 [man] And now, the WWE Boot of the Week, brought to you by Lugz. 603 00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:41,806 Tough boots built for the city, 604 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:43,608 that's Lugz. 605 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:45,610 -[Lawler] Look out! -[Ross] Oh my! 606 00:25:45,677 --> 00:25:47,979 Look at the hang time by Christian. My God! 607 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:50,582 What a suicidal move by Jeff Hardy. 608 00:25:51,116 --> 00:25:55,153 -The spear by Edge! The leg is hooked. -[Lawler] No! 609 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,755 -And we've got a winner! -[bell ringing] 610 00:25:56,821 --> 00:26:00,191 Edge and Christian, the Hardys win this matchup. 611 00:26:00,258 --> 00:26:02,928 [man] That was the WWE Boot of the Week, 612 00:26:02,994 --> 00:26:04,229 brought to you by Lugz. 613 00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:06,531 Boots and jeans with attitude. 614 00:26:06,598 --> 00:26:09,968 Lugz. Decide and conquer. 615 00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:11,970 [funky music playing] 616 00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:14,039 [Cole] We're back on SmackDown 617 00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:15,907 from the First Union Center in Philadelphia, 618 00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:18,043 and as you just saw in the Lugz Boot of the Week, King, 619 00:26:18,109 --> 00:26:21,913 what a wild match Too Cool was involved in this past Monday night. 620 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:23,381 [Lawler] Well, it was something else, 621 00:26:23,448 --> 00:26:25,884 but you're going to expect nothing but excitement anytime 622 00:26:25,951 --> 00:26:27,218 you see these two guys 623 00:26:27,285 --> 00:26:28,987 -because they are Too Cool. -[bell ringing] 624 00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:32,757 [announcer] The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. 625 00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:36,728 Making their way to the ring with a combined weight of 438 pounds, 626 00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:42,367 Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay. 627 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,869 Too Cool! 628 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:48,239 [Cole] Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty. 629 00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:51,209 -[Lawler] Yeah, what? -[Cole] Please. 630 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:52,444 What's up with that? What? 631 00:26:52,510 --> 00:26:54,813 [Cole] So Too Cool set for tag team action, 632 00:26:54,879 --> 00:26:56,681 and what a night it's already been on SmackDown. 633 00:26:56,748 --> 00:27:00,251 We have new Tag Team Champions, Mankind and Al Snow. 634 00:27:00,919 --> 00:27:03,388 D-Generation X is here in full force. 635 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:06,057 [announcer] Here comes, being accompanied to the ring by Terri, 636 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:09,561 at a combined weight of 430 pounds, 637 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,129 Matt and Jeff, 638 00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:13,598 The Hardy Boyz. 639 00:27:13,665 --> 00:27:16,534 [Lawler] Oh baby! Oh, look at that hair. 640 00:27:16,601 --> 00:27:19,404 [Cole] It's the Hardys against Too Cool, and King, I'm getting a really, 641 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:22,273 a rather uneasy feeling about tonight 642 00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:23,641 here on SmackDown. 643 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:27,045 I mean, first off, we've seen Mankind roaming around looking for Val Venis. 644 00:27:27,112 --> 00:27:29,981 Apparently, after what Val did to his books Monday night on Raw. 645 00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:32,250 [Lawler] Oh baby. Oh baby. 646 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:34,719 -Go ahead. -[Cole] Then we saw last week on Raw, 647 00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:36,154 at the end of the show, 648 00:27:36,221 --> 00:27:38,690 Vince McMahon hitting Shane McMahon with the belt 649 00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:40,358 which would appear to be an accident, 650 00:27:40,425 --> 00:27:43,795 but apparently, so far, The Rock and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 651 00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:46,531 are wondering if it was an accident after what JR said 652 00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:48,600 -going off the air Monday night. -[Lawler] Okay, okay. 653 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,469 So, JR said… Now, you know, how JR is, 654 00:27:51,536 --> 00:27:53,905 he's always shooting is mouth off, talking without thinking. 655 00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:56,341 He just said he wondered if it was an accident or not, 656 00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:57,976 but of course, it was an accident. 657 00:27:58,043 --> 00:28:00,245 Do you think Vince McMahon would hit his own son on purpose? 658 00:28:00,311 --> 00:28:01,913 [Cole] Nonetheless, with DX here as well, 659 00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:04,082 I don't have a good feeling about tonight here on SmackDown. 660 00:28:04,149 --> 00:28:06,084 [Lawler] Tell you what, when Vince McMahon gets here, 661 00:28:06,151 --> 00:28:07,318 I'll have him tell you himself. 662 00:28:07,385 --> 00:28:10,188 [Cole] Vince is apparently on his way, he's due here on SmackDown. 663 00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:12,190 And look at Scotty 2 Hotty go, 664 00:28:12,257 --> 00:28:14,159 -working on Jeff Hardy. -[Lawler] Oh, look out! 665 00:28:14,225 --> 00:28:16,761 [Cole] And Jeff, tremendous hurricanrana, takes him down. 666 00:28:16,828 --> 00:28:18,863 [Lawler] Scotty 2 Hotty, he's cool. 667 00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:21,066 You just don't get it, Michael, because you're not cool. 668 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,868 If these two are cool, I don't want to be cool. 669 00:28:23,935 --> 00:28:26,938 And here now comes Grandmaster Sexay, 670 00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:28,339 -Brian Christopher. -Don't worry-- 671 00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:30,942 -Did you give him that nickname? -Don't worry, because you're not cool. 672 00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:31,876 Do what? 673 00:28:31,943 --> 00:28:34,713 Taylor whipped into the corner, here comes Christopher, big sandwich, 674 00:28:34,779 --> 00:28:37,182 and the Hardys cooking on all cylinders here. 675 00:28:37,248 --> 00:28:39,250 [Lawler] You're so confused tonight, here comes who? 676 00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:41,086 That's Grandmaster Too Sexay. 677 00:28:41,152 --> 00:28:43,688 [Cole] Oh, Jeff flying through the air. 678 00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:46,357 Scott Taylor catches a clothesline by Matt. 679 00:28:46,424 --> 00:28:48,126 And Matt hammering away with the right hands. 680 00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:51,296 Here's the cover now, there's two, and a kick-out, look at Terri. 681 00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:53,298 Oh, yeah. You know what her favorite candy bar is? 682 00:28:53,364 --> 00:28:54,766 -What? -Mounds. 683 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,001 [Lawler laughs] Oh baby. 684 00:28:57,469 --> 00:28:59,737 [Cole] And Taylor now, tags in Christopher. 685 00:28:59,804 --> 00:29:03,007 The Hardys, of course, winning these services of Terri 686 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:06,010 at the Terri Invitational after a tremendous ladder match. 687 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:10,014 The greatest in WWE history against Edge and Christian. 688 00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:13,284 Nobody home for Grandmaster Sexay. 689 00:29:13,351 --> 00:29:14,652 -There you go. -And look at this now. 690 00:29:14,719 --> 00:29:17,188 Matt, top rope. Big take down, into the cover now, 691 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,891 hook of the leg, two, and Christopher somehow kicks out. 692 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:22,060 Will you quit calling him Christopher. 693 00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:24,129 [Cole] And let's take a look at this now. 694 00:29:24,195 --> 00:29:27,298 Moves like this reminiscent of that ladder match. 695 00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:29,901 Oh, to the face by Matt. 696 00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:32,704 And Matt now climbing, second rope, look out now. 697 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,707 -[Lawler] This is dangerous. -[Cole] Went for the Tornado DDT, 698 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:38,109 -couldn't get it. -[Lawler] That was cool, oh, that's cool. 699 00:29:38,176 --> 00:29:40,378 [Cole] And Terri doesn't like what she sees as she looks on. 700 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,247 -[Lawler] I like what I see. -Of course. 701 00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:45,650 [Lawler] All those curves, all those curves and me with no brakes. 702 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:48,653 Come here. Why can't Terri come over and sit by us? 703 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,221 -I think you can go. -[Cole] Call her over. 704 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:52,657 And look at Scott now, up over the top ropes. 705 00:29:54,526 --> 00:29:56,694 Tag made, Jeff in the ring, 706 00:29:56,761 --> 00:29:59,297 and you're going to see some high-flying action here. 707 00:29:59,364 --> 00:30:00,198 Oh my! 708 00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:04,302 -Scotty 2 Hotty is out! -[crowd roars] 709 00:30:05,203 --> 00:30:07,972 And Jeff bringing this Philadelphia crowd to its feet 710 00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:09,574 here on SmackDown. 711 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,576 [Lawler] Look at Scotty, speaking of feet. 712 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,878 And the double-team now, referee's back's turned, 713 00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:15,013 and look at Christopher. 714 00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:17,115 Oh man, over the top rope and into the powerbomb. 715 00:30:17,182 --> 00:30:19,184 Hardy's head crashing off the mat. 716 00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:21,886 [Lawler] The mat? That's the floor, Hardy seems to love it. 717 00:30:21,953 --> 00:30:24,489 -[Lawler cackles] -[crowd roars] 718 00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:26,524 [Lawler squeals] This is cool, that is even cooler. 719 00:30:26,591 --> 00:30:28,293 Oh, let me up there. I wish I was in this match. 720 00:30:28,359 --> 00:30:29,627 -Oh baby. -[Cole] Look at Matt! 721 00:30:29,694 --> 00:30:31,896 Off the stairs with a clothesline. 722 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:34,999 Knocking Christopher down. 723 00:30:35,466 --> 00:30:38,736 It allows Too Cool to double-team Jeff. 724 00:30:38,803 --> 00:30:41,573 [Lawler] Matt is hot, isn't he? [laughs] 725 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:44,142 [Cole] You like that, you find that humorous. 726 00:30:44,209 --> 00:30:45,043 What do you mean? 727 00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:47,812 Oh, I guess you don't. You know, that was cool. 728 00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:48,913 That was "Too Cool." 729 00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:50,515 [Cole] Jeff whipped across the ring. 730 00:30:50,949 --> 00:30:52,750 What's he want? 731 00:30:52,817 --> 00:30:54,419 [Lawler] Grandmaster Sexay. 732 00:30:54,485 --> 00:30:56,788 [Cole] What does he need with these goggles? 733 00:30:57,522 --> 00:31:01,059 -He wants to see this in 3D maybe. -Yeah. 3D, all right. 734 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,360 -Oh my! -Oh no! 735 00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:04,629 [Cole] He's going to need it, because he's seeing double now. 736 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:05,563 Oh no. 737 00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:08,099 And Christopher, second rope turnbuckle. 738 00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:09,634 Taylor wants a tag 739 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:10,768 and he's going to get it. 740 00:31:10,835 --> 00:31:13,338 And here comes Scott Taylor, and here comes Matt as well. 741 00:31:13,404 --> 00:31:16,074 And Matt with a right hand, and another one to Christopher. 742 00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,743 And Matt Hardy gaining momentum. 743 00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:21,312 Christopher scooped up and slammed down. 744 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,049 Matt setting him up and Christopher from behind. 745 00:31:25,116 --> 00:31:26,551 [Lawler] There you go. 746 00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:28,887 [Cole] Jeff injured in the corner. 747 00:31:28,953 --> 00:31:30,455 Double-team by Too Cool. 748 00:31:30,521 --> 00:31:31,956 Matt with a boot to the face, 749 00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:34,325 setting up Christopher, caught him with a neck breaker. 750 00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:35,627 -Oh my! -[Lawler] Wow. 751 00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:37,328 [Cole] Here's the cover on Taylor, 752 00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:39,030 and Christopher breaks up the count. 753 00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:40,365 Will you get the names right? 754 00:31:40,431 --> 00:31:42,834 Grandmaster Sexay breaks up the count. 755 00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:47,572 -Russian leg sweep. -He breaks Hardy's face in the bargain. 756 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:50,775 [Cole] And Referee Jimmy Koderas explaining to Christopher 757 00:31:50,842 --> 00:31:52,377 he's not the legal man. 758 00:31:52,443 --> 00:31:54,312 Wouldn't count the three that time. 759 00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:57,048 And look out now, Jeff flying through the air, 760 00:31:57,115 --> 00:31:58,683 and that's Christopher over the top rope, 761 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,084 -and Taylor-- -[Lawler] Look at this! 762 00:32:00,151 --> 00:32:02,120 -Doing a dance in the ring. -Look at this in the ring. 763 00:32:03,288 --> 00:32:04,455 -Oh! -Yes! 764 00:32:04,522 --> 00:32:06,224 [Cole] And Scotty 2 Hotty, and look at Terri. 765 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:08,259 -[Lawler] Oh baby. -[crowd roars] 766 00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:10,061 [Cole] Terri up on the apron, 767 00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:12,030 and I think Scotty 2 Hotty 768 00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:14,232 is going to moonwalk right on over there. 769 00:32:14,299 --> 00:32:16,367 -[Lawler] Yeah, she's a hotty. Hey! -[Cole] Oh! 770 00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:18,937 -Terri with a slap to the face. -[Lawler] What's up with that? 771 00:32:19,003 --> 00:32:20,605 [Cole] Can Matt capitalize now? 772 00:32:21,139 --> 00:32:23,241 Lifts him up and over, nice suplex. 773 00:32:23,308 --> 00:32:25,677 Jeff climbing the ropes, Jeff to the top rope. 774 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,378 -[Lawler] Look out! -[Cole] Senton-- Oh! 775 00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:29,514 -Caught him in the sternum. -[crowd roars] 776 00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:31,916 Get in there, Grandmaster Sexay. 777 00:32:31,983 --> 00:32:33,551 Jeff hooks the leg and it's over. 778 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:36,020 -[bell ringing] -Terri pays dividends. 779 00:32:36,087 --> 00:32:38,222 Jeff and Matt pick up the win. 780 00:32:38,489 --> 00:32:42,126 [announcer] Your winners, The Hardy Boyz! 781 00:32:42,193 --> 00:32:44,095 -[rock music plays] -[Lawler] Oh baby. 782 00:32:45,763 --> 00:32:47,065 Woo! 783 00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:49,233 What's the matter with you now, huh? 784 00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:51,402 [Cole] She's an attractive woman. 785 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:54,038 Terri with the assist, 786 00:32:54,105 --> 00:32:55,873 Matt and Jeff with a win, 787 00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:57,875 and Too Cool can't believe it. 788 00:32:57,942 --> 00:33:00,044 I'm going to tell you, this wasn't too cool right here. 789 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:01,713 Another look at the senton bomb. 790 00:33:01,779 --> 00:33:04,682 Jeff off the top rope with the elevation, head to the sternum, 791 00:33:04,749 --> 00:33:05,750 another look. 792 00:33:06,351 --> 00:33:09,320 [Lawler] It's not the view Hotty Scotty got. 793 00:33:10,855 --> 00:33:13,891 [Cole] High flying team of the Hardys pick up the win. 794 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:15,860 Hey, wait a minute. And here we are. 795 00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:17,829 Mankind on the search for Val. 796 00:33:17,895 --> 00:33:20,131 Are you looking for Val? 797 00:33:20,198 --> 00:33:21,599 Yeah, and who are you? 798 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:24,068 He sometimes hangs out at Delilah's. 799 00:33:24,135 --> 00:33:25,336 I have a dog named Delilah. 800 00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:26,704 -Where are you going? -Pleasure Barn. 801 00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:27,638 We're going to Pinky's. 802 00:33:27,705 --> 00:33:29,140 Delilah's. Pleasure Barn. Pinky's. 803 00:33:29,207 --> 00:33:30,541 -Thanks a lot, girls. -You're welcome. 804 00:33:30,608 --> 00:33:32,043 Remember, hugs, not drugs. 805 00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:34,879 -[giggling] -He's so hot. 806 00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:36,547 -He's hot? What? -Are you serious? 807 00:33:36,614 --> 00:33:39,250 -You wish he was hot. I don't even think… -Oh my God. 808 00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:42,253 -[Lawler] Gross. -JR, my concern here is with Kane. 809 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,622 He has already experienced enough trauma 810 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:48,593 thanks to X-Pac, so please help us. What's going on? 811 00:33:48,659 --> 00:33:51,496 Tori, I understand your concern, and I know where you're going with this. 812 00:33:51,562 --> 00:33:53,564 When we went off the air Monday night on Raw, 813 00:33:53,631 --> 00:33:56,768 I said that I hope when Vince hit his son Shane, 814 00:33:56,834 --> 00:33:57,935 that it was an accident. 815 00:33:58,002 --> 00:33:59,771 I spoke off of the top of my head. 816 00:33:59,837 --> 00:34:01,773 Uh, I spoke too soon. 817 00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:03,708 The same thing I told Austin tonight, 818 00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:05,309 the same thing I told The Rock. 819 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:09,881 I'm telling you both the truth, I didn't mean anything by it, really. 820 00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:15,353 [man] Olympic Gold Medal Champion, 821 00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:16,954 Kurt Angle. 822 00:34:17,021 --> 00:34:19,524 If I could describe myself in one word, 823 00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:21,526 I'd have to say dedicated 824 00:34:21,592 --> 00:34:25,997 because anytime I dedicate myself to be the best at something, 825 00:34:26,063 --> 00:34:29,167 like I did in amateur wrestling or any other decision I do, 826 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:31,736 I stay focused on that one goal. 827 00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:35,873 I followed a simple set of rules that have got me a lot of success in life. 828 00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:37,842 I call it "the Three I's." 829 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:41,479 Intensity, integrity and intelligence. 830 00:34:42,513 --> 00:34:47,652 [man] Kurt Angle, the most celebrated real athlete in WWE history. 831 00:34:48,786 --> 00:34:50,888 [Lawler] Wow, did they say real athlete? 832 00:34:50,955 --> 00:34:52,223 -[Cole] Wait a minute. -Uh-oh. 833 00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:55,359 [Cole] We're at the First Union Center in Philadelphia, here on SmackDown. 834 00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:57,995 -[Lawler] Someone's arriving. -[Cole] A limousine arriving. 835 00:34:59,063 --> 00:35:01,399 It's been a wild night already, folks. 836 00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:04,068 -[Lawler] Who do you think it is? -[Cole] I have no idea. 837 00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:06,604 -There he is, the Chairman… -[Lawler] Okay. 838 00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:08,339 [Cole] …of World Wrestling Entertainment. 839 00:35:08,406 --> 00:35:10,842 Vince McMahon is here on SmackDown, 840 00:35:10,908 --> 00:35:12,610 and maybe now we can get some answers. 841 00:35:12,677 --> 00:35:14,645 [Lawler] Yeah, now we'll get to the bottom of this. 842 00:35:14,712 --> 00:35:15,880 [electronic theme music plays] 843 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:18,249 [Cole] What is Vince McMahon going to do? 844 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:22,487 DX with a celebration earlier on, they're here en masse. 845 00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:24,789 Many of the Superstars questioning Jim Ross 846 00:35:24,856 --> 00:35:27,091 for what he said when Raw went off the air Monday night. 847 00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:29,827 Questioning whether Vince hitting Shane with the belt was an accident. 848 00:35:29,894 --> 00:35:31,095 [bell ringing] 849 00:35:31,162 --> 00:35:33,331 [announcer] This fight is scheduled for one fall. 850 00:35:33,397 --> 00:35:37,235 It is for the World Wrestling Entertainment European Championship. 851 00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:41,272 Introducing in the ring, the challenger, from Toronto, Canada, 852 00:35:41,339 --> 00:35:46,978 weighing in at 242 pounds, Edge! 853 00:35:47,044 --> 00:35:50,214 So Edge set to take on Bulldog for the European Championship. 854 00:35:50,281 --> 00:35:52,350 And tonight's SmackDown is brought to you 855 00:35:52,416 --> 00:35:55,820 by LEGO Mindstorms. Robots you control. 856 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:58,422 [Lawler] And by WWE The Music, Volume 4. 857 00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:02,059 Get the latest and greatest official WWE Superstar entrance themes. 858 00:36:02,126 --> 00:36:04,729 On sale now at all Warehouse Music Stores. 859 00:36:04,795 --> 00:36:06,130 [Cole] And by Arizona Jeans, 860 00:36:06,197 --> 00:36:08,299 at least part of you is comfortable. 861 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,601 [Lawler] Oh yeah. 862 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:11,769 [dogs barking] 863 00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:13,638 [upbeat theme music plays] 864 00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:17,909 [announcer] And his opponent, from Manchester, England, 865 00:36:17,975 --> 00:36:20,478 weighing in at 250 pounds, 866 00:36:20,578 --> 00:36:23,447 being accompanied by the Mean Street Posse, 867 00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:28,386 here is the World Wrestling Entertainment European Champion, 868 00:36:28,452 --> 00:36:31,622 the British Bulldog. 869 00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:33,591 [Lawler] Michael, we've been graced with the presence 870 00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:36,160 of the Mean Street Posse already twice tonight. 871 00:36:36,227 --> 00:36:39,564 [Cole] So, it's Edge against the Bulldog for the European Championship. 872 00:36:39,630 --> 00:36:42,567 I'm sure the Posse aren't going to be impartial observers 873 00:36:42,633 --> 00:36:43,935 at ringside in this one. 874 00:36:44,001 --> 00:36:49,340 [Lawler] I had no idea that the Mean Street Posse were such witty guys. 875 00:36:49,407 --> 00:36:53,044 [Cole] I don't know about witty. You mean their comments about Test earlier? 876 00:36:53,110 --> 00:36:55,880 [Lawler] You know, Michael, there's actually one too many of us 877 00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:58,616 out here at this broadcast table. I think it's you. 878 00:36:58,683 --> 00:37:00,718 Those guys would make a great broadcast team… 879 00:37:00,785 --> 00:37:02,553 -[bell ringing] -…or a partner for me. 880 00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:04,455 [Cole] You'd love that, wouldn't you? 881 00:37:04,522 --> 00:37:06,457 [Lawler] Well, it would be entertaining at least. 882 00:37:06,524 --> 00:37:10,428 [Cole] European Championship on the line, Bulldog against Edge. 883 00:37:10,494 --> 00:37:13,030 Bulldog winning the European title last week 884 00:37:13,097 --> 00:37:15,232 here on SmackDown, beating D'Lo Brown 885 00:37:15,299 --> 00:37:17,134 thanks to the Mean Street Posse, 886 00:37:17,201 --> 00:37:18,970 Bulldog's new running buddies. 887 00:37:19,337 --> 00:37:22,006 -[Lawler] See, there you go already. -[Cole] What? 888 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:25,643 [Lawler] You know, casting disparaging remarks on the Posse. 889 00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:28,546 [Cole] Edge a tremendous young athlete. 890 00:37:29,213 --> 00:37:31,515 Ducks underneath Bulldog, he's the much quicker of the two. 891 00:37:31,616 --> 00:37:33,884 Bulldog holds the power! Enzuigiri by Edge. 892 00:37:34,151 --> 00:37:35,286 [Lawler] See that? 893 00:37:35,353 --> 00:37:39,156 [Cole] Vince McMahon has just arrived at the First Union Center in Philadelphia, 894 00:37:39,223 --> 00:37:42,493 and I'm extremely interested in what he's going to have to say about 895 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:46,297 what's sort of been an interrogation of sorts of Jim Ross. 896 00:37:46,364 --> 00:37:48,599 [Lawler] I can tell you what he's going to say. 897 00:37:48,699 --> 00:37:50,001 I mean, let's face it. 898 00:37:50,067 --> 00:37:53,170 The Rock and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 899 00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:54,672 Hey, wait a minute. 900 00:37:54,739 --> 00:37:56,607 -Look at this. -[Cole] Look who just showed up. 901 00:37:56,674 --> 00:37:58,409 Edge's partner, his brother Christian. 902 00:37:58,476 --> 00:37:59,410 Wait a minute, cross body, 903 00:37:59,477 --> 00:38:01,312 lateral press, hook of the leg, and a kick-out. 904 00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:02,647 He's got no right to be here. 905 00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:04,682 Where did he come from? Through the crowd again I guess. 906 00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:07,485 [Cole] He's got as much right to be here as the Posse do. 907 00:38:07,551 --> 00:38:10,154 Bulldog with a shot to the small of the back. 908 00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:11,789 We've got company again here. 909 00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:15,259 [Lawler] Wait-- this is-- this is getting kind of strange. 910 00:38:15,326 --> 00:38:17,762 [Cole] It's getting strange all right, but I can tell you this, 911 00:38:17,828 --> 00:38:19,330 the sides are about to get even. 912 00:38:19,397 --> 00:38:22,800 The Headbangers who have a serious history with the Posse, 913 00:38:22,867 --> 00:38:25,403 who upset the Headbangers by cheating 914 00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:27,271 on Sunday Night Heat this past week, 915 00:38:27,338 --> 00:38:29,707 and the Headbangers haven't taken too kindly to it. 916 00:38:29,774 --> 00:38:33,177 [Lawler] I think all of these guys just want to see a great match. 917 00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:35,946 They just want to see this championship, this European title be defended. 918 00:38:36,013 --> 00:38:37,782 [Cole] Look at the strength of the Bulldog. 919 00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:41,419 Edge up there a good five, six, going on seven seconds. 920 00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:42,319 Look at this. 921 00:38:42,386 --> 00:38:45,523 -[Lawler laughs] -The Bulldog going for a Perfect 10. 922 00:38:45,623 --> 00:38:48,726 And Edge felt that one, dropped in the middle of the ring. 923 00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:51,162 [Lawler] He felt it after all the blood had rushed to his head. 924 00:38:51,228 --> 00:38:53,564 [Cole] A volatile situation here at the ring. 925 00:38:53,631 --> 00:38:56,267 You got Christian and the Headbangers, you got the Mean Street Posse. 926 00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:59,870 Bulldog into the cover now, two and kick-out by Edge. 927 00:38:59,937 --> 00:39:01,539 European Championship on the line. 928 00:39:01,605 --> 00:39:03,841 Bulldog, the champion. Edge, the challenger. 929 00:39:03,908 --> 00:39:06,143 [Lawler] It's not necessarily a volatile situation. 930 00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:08,612 I mean, I think the Mean Street Posse can… 931 00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:11,148 they can control their feelings out here, 932 00:39:11,215 --> 00:39:12,950 they're just rooting on the Bulldog. 933 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:15,419 Look at them, they're like cheerleaders so to speak. 934 00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:20,357 You might take some clothing tips from the Mean Street Posse. 935 00:39:20,424 --> 00:39:22,760 [Cole] Edge with momentum, Edge off the ropes. 936 00:39:22,827 --> 00:39:25,529 Bulldog misses with the right hand, Edge caught him with a heel kick! 937 00:39:25,596 --> 00:39:27,998 Caught him with a heel kick to the chest. 938 00:39:28,332 --> 00:39:30,234 Knocking the wind out of Bulldog, 939 00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:32,903 and Edge trying to win the European Championship. 940 00:39:32,970 --> 00:39:34,839 Oh, what a clothesline. 941 00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:36,640 Knocking Bulldog down. 942 00:39:36,741 --> 00:39:37,842 Come on, Bulldog! 943 00:39:37,908 --> 00:39:41,178 Uh-oh, Edge is so quick, side Russian leg sweep. 944 00:39:41,245 --> 00:39:42,747 [Lawler] You know what's sad about this? 945 00:39:42,813 --> 00:39:43,748 [Cole] What? 946 00:39:43,814 --> 00:39:45,716 [Lawler] Edge has probably never even been to Europe. 947 00:39:45,783 --> 00:39:48,386 -[Cole] Edge climbing the ropes. -Trying to be the European Champion. 948 00:39:48,452 --> 00:39:50,821 Top rope now, Bulldog in trouble, 949 00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:52,022 maybe seeing stars. 950 00:39:52,089 --> 00:39:55,126 What a drop kick! Missile drop kick from the top rope. 951 00:39:55,192 --> 00:39:56,560 Bulldog outside the ring. 952 00:39:56,627 --> 00:39:57,695 [Lawler] Look at this. 953 00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:59,130 [Cole] Christian with a DDT! 954 00:39:59,196 --> 00:40:00,264 [Lawler] Did you see that? 955 00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:02,967 [Cole] Christian leveled Bulldog with a DDT! 956 00:40:03,033 --> 00:40:04,368 Referee never saw it. 957 00:40:04,435 --> 00:40:07,438 And now Posse, spear by Edge! 958 00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:09,740 Here's the cover, hooks the leg, two, 959 00:40:09,807 --> 00:40:12,243 -and Joey Abs breaks up the count. -[Lawler] Whew, that was close. 960 00:40:12,309 --> 00:40:14,412 [Cole] And the Posse and Christian going at it. 961 00:40:14,478 --> 00:40:16,847 Headbangers in the ring and now we've got a free for all. 962 00:40:18,048 --> 00:40:19,450 [Lawler] Come on, ref. 963 00:40:20,117 --> 00:40:22,987 [Cole] Edge had Bulldog beaten with a spear, 964 00:40:23,053 --> 00:40:25,356 and Joey Abs interrupted the count. 965 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,124 [Lawler] Yeah, he gave him a spear 966 00:40:27,191 --> 00:40:29,527 after Christian had done the damage on the Bulldog. 967 00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:31,929 [Cole] The Headbangers single out the Posse. 968 00:40:31,996 --> 00:40:34,598 Pete Gas and Rodney in trouble. 969 00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:38,302 [Lawler] See the poor Posse come down here, mind their own business, 970 00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:39,937 trying to watch the European title match 971 00:40:40,004 --> 00:40:41,439 and this is the thanks they get. 972 00:40:41,505 --> 00:40:42,339 Oh, look out. 973 00:40:42,406 --> 00:40:44,542 [Cole] The Headbangers giving it to Pete Gas. 974 00:40:46,043 --> 00:40:50,381 -[electronic theme music plays] -[crowd roars] 975 00:40:50,481 --> 00:40:54,084 Edge picks up the victory, via the disqualification, 976 00:40:54,151 --> 00:40:55,286 but he won't get the title. 977 00:40:55,352 --> 00:40:59,957 Bulldog retains the European Championship on SmackDown. 978 00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:01,058 That was close. 979 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:03,160 Edge had the thing won with a spear, 980 00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:06,697 but Joey Abs interrupted the count. 981 00:41:07,531 --> 00:41:09,033 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 982 00:41:09,099 --> 00:41:12,536 I'm sorry, I just don't-- I don't get it. 983 00:41:12,603 --> 00:41:15,339 What possible-- 984 00:41:15,406 --> 00:41:18,442 what possible explanation 985 00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:21,779 can you give for that comment you made 986 00:41:21,846 --> 00:41:23,481 at the end of Raw on Monday night. 987 00:41:23,547 --> 00:41:26,250 -What possible explanation? -I made a mistake. 988 00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:28,853 -You made a mistake? -Right. 989 00:41:29,787 --> 00:41:35,426 You made a mistake when you thought I could actually hit my own son 990 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:39,563 with the WWE title, huh? That was a mistake? 991 00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:41,799 Don't you understand how I felt? 992 00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:45,102 I wanted my son Shane to be the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion, 993 00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:50,040 and you can say what you did at the end of that program. 994 00:41:50,107 --> 00:41:53,511 And all you got to say now is you made a mistake. 995 00:41:55,212 --> 00:42:01,352 So as you stand there now, just tell me, was it a mistake or not? 996 00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:03,921 How do you feel about it now, JR? 997 00:42:03,988 --> 00:42:05,723 I think it was an accident. 998 00:42:05,789 --> 00:42:07,491 I've been looking at it and thinking about it. 999 00:42:07,558 --> 00:42:09,059 I think it was an accident, what you did, 1000 00:42:09,126 --> 00:42:10,895 but I'm offering my apology. 1001 00:42:10,961 --> 00:42:12,763 I'll always try to be the best at my job. 1002 00:42:12,830 --> 00:42:14,598 I just wanted to do my job, that's it. 1003 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,367 I'm sorry. 1004 00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:18,836 Your apology is accepted. 1005 00:42:19,737 --> 00:42:20,971 [Lawler] Wow. 1006 00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:27,044 [Cole] Well, King, I can tell you, we're back on SmackDown, 1007 00:42:27,111 --> 00:42:30,648 but I'm not quite sure where-- Wait, hey, it's Mankind. 1008 00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:32,983 -[Cole] What in the world? -You're the manager, right? 1009 00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:35,019 -Yes. -Godfather's hoes told me 1010 00:42:35,085 --> 00:42:37,187 I could find Val Venis at Delilah's. 1011 00:42:37,254 --> 00:42:39,089 You know the Godfather's hos? 1012 00:42:39,156 --> 00:42:41,392 I know the hos, but I'm looking for Val Venis. 1013 00:42:41,458 --> 00:42:43,360 Val is not here, I've been here all night. 1014 00:42:43,427 --> 00:42:46,864 Oh yeah? Maybe old George will jog your memory, 1015 00:42:46,931 --> 00:42:49,233 -Mr. Manager Man. -Hey, he is not here. 1016 00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:51,669 Thank you. Would you like a dance for you? 1017 00:42:51,802 --> 00:42:55,706 I would but I'm just afraid you might get hurt on my big ass new 1018 00:42:55,773 --> 00:42:57,474 championship belt. 1019 00:42:57,808 --> 00:42:59,877 I think Val Venis is at that other place. 1020 00:43:03,781 --> 00:43:06,350 [Cole] Mankind just took the tip, King. 1021 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:09,687 -♪ Are you ready? ♪ -[crowd roars] 1022 00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:12,489 [Cole] Oh man, can you believe-- 1023 00:43:12,589 --> 00:43:15,025 [Lawler] I can't believe what I'm seeing, I'm speechless. 1024 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:17,962 [Cole] Mankind searching for Val in Delilah's. 1025 00:43:19,029 --> 00:43:21,165 -[Lawler] Did he turn down a lap dance? -[Cole] Yes. 1026 00:43:21,231 --> 00:43:23,901 [Lawler] He's a bigger idiot than I thought. 1027 00:43:24,301 --> 00:43:27,705 -["Are You Ready?" theme music playing] -[Cole] Well, here comes trouble. 1028 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:32,242 [Lawler] Here comes trouble, here comes DX, yahoo! 1029 00:43:33,143 --> 00:43:35,579 [Cole] They are the most controversial group 1030 00:43:35,646 --> 00:43:38,582 in the history of World Wrestling Entertainment. 1031 00:43:38,983 --> 00:43:40,985 They've been reformed and reunited, 1032 00:43:41,051 --> 00:43:43,454 and they're raising hell once again. 1033 00:43:43,654 --> 00:43:45,489 ♪ That's the breaks, little man ♪ 1034 00:43:45,656 --> 00:43:46,991 ♪ Breakdown ♪ 1035 00:43:53,897 --> 00:43:57,568 [Cole] We are ten days away from Survivor Series on Pay-Per-View, 1036 00:43:57,634 --> 00:44:01,038 where Triple H will defend the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship 1037 00:44:01,205 --> 00:44:02,906 in a triple threat match. 1038 00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:06,610 But tonight we saw DX, King, offering their spin so to speak 1039 00:44:06,677 --> 00:44:10,147 on their accomplishments of this past Monday night on Raw. 1040 00:44:10,214 --> 00:44:12,916 [Lawler] It was a DX night, what a night they had on Raw. 1041 00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:17,321 Let me tell you something, right here tonight on UPN, SmackDown, 1042 00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:21,325 I got a feeling, I got a DX kind of feeling right now, Michael. 1043 00:44:21,558 --> 00:44:23,527 -[theme music continues] -[crowd cheers] 1044 00:44:23,594 --> 00:44:26,463 [Cole] You know, you might not like DX's actions, 1045 00:44:26,530 --> 00:44:28,532 but they're all tremendous athletes. 1046 00:44:28,599 --> 00:44:31,301 They're cocky, but most of all, 1047 00:44:31,368 --> 00:44:32,703 they're smart. 1048 00:44:33,604 --> 00:44:36,040 [Lawler] I can't believe you're admitting that. 1049 00:44:36,106 --> 00:44:38,442 [Cole] Triple H, the champion, flanked by X-Pac. 1050 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,644 [Lawler] Usually you're out here saying they're degenerates. 1051 00:44:40,711 --> 00:44:43,814 [Cole] Mr. Ass and the Road Dogg. 1052 00:44:46,817 --> 00:44:48,986 DX claiming last week that they're here 1053 00:44:49,053 --> 00:44:51,388 to take over World Wrestling Entertainment. 1054 00:44:51,455 --> 00:44:54,358 They put Chairman, Vince McMahon on notice. 1055 00:44:54,925 --> 00:44:58,929 And that game, that ultimate chess game has begun. 1056 00:44:58,996 --> 00:45:02,099 The problem is DX is listening to nobody, 1057 00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:04,268 especially they're not listening to Vince McMahon. 1058 00:45:04,334 --> 00:45:06,703 [Lawler] Well, let's listen to DX, what he's saying. 1059 00:45:10,074 --> 00:45:14,778 You know, guys, it seems to me lately 1060 00:45:14,845 --> 00:45:20,684 that the world cannot get enough of us. 1061 00:45:20,751 --> 00:45:25,322 -[Lawler laughs] -[crowd roars] 1062 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:29,493 You know, the entire world 1063 00:45:30,294 --> 00:45:34,131 is in love with D-Generation X. 1064 00:45:34,198 --> 00:45:36,700 [Lawler] Look at all the signs, Michael. That's proof, look. 1065 00:45:36,767 --> 00:45:38,869 -[Cole] I don't think the whole world-- -I mean, come on, 1066 00:45:38,936 --> 00:45:43,073 and I can't really blame you. We're the coolest guys here. 1067 00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,442 We beat everybody's ass. 1068 00:45:45,509 --> 00:45:48,445 We tell you we're going to do it, and we do. 1069 00:45:48,946 --> 00:45:50,614 [Lawler] Can't argue with that. 1070 00:45:53,550 --> 00:45:57,988 Now, Monday night, you got to see 1071 00:45:58,055 --> 00:46:04,595 the great D-Generation X in all our glory. 1072 00:46:04,995 --> 00:46:07,197 [Lawler] It was DX night. 1073 00:46:07,698 --> 00:46:10,000 You got to see things like 1074 00:46:10,467 --> 00:46:14,638 -the D-O-Double G. -[crowd roars] 1075 00:46:14,705 --> 00:46:17,541 [Lawler] Doing it Doggy style. 1076 00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:20,577 As he kicked the living hell 1077 00:46:20,644 --> 00:46:23,981 out of the "People's Chump," The Rock. 1078 00:46:24,047 --> 00:46:28,385 [crowd roars] 1079 00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:33,423 You got to see the real master of disaster, X-Pac… 1080 00:46:33,490 --> 00:46:37,261 [crowd roars] 1081 00:46:37,327 --> 00:46:38,929 [Lawler] You know, those hats are cool. 1082 00:46:38,996 --> 00:46:44,935 …beat the living hell out of Kane and his crispy little pal. 1083 00:46:46,003 --> 00:46:48,105 [Cole] What show was he watching? 1084 00:46:48,172 --> 00:46:51,742 And you got to see The Bad Ass… 1085 00:46:51,808 --> 00:46:55,879 [crowd cheers] 1086 00:46:55,946 --> 00:47:01,618 …with one shot of his mighty soup bone 1087 00:47:01,685 --> 00:47:06,557 split the eye clean open on The Rattlesnake 1088 00:47:06,623 --> 00:47:11,461 as he bled all over the ring. 1089 00:47:11,562 --> 00:47:14,498 [Lawler] What are you looking at me for, Michael? You know that's true. 1090 00:47:14,565 --> 00:47:16,233 [Triple H] But above all that-- 1091 00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:18,635 Now, hey, that stuff was great. 1092 00:47:18,702 --> 00:47:21,371 You guys, let me tell you, let me be the first to tell you, 1093 00:47:21,438 --> 00:47:24,341 you guys are the greatest, you know what I am saying? 1094 00:47:24,408 --> 00:47:27,411 You guys are great, but… 1095 00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:30,447 Monday night, the coup de grace, 1096 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:34,685 the best part of the show had to be 1097 00:47:34,751 --> 00:47:39,756 the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship match. 1098 00:47:40,123 --> 00:47:43,594 [Lawler laughs] It's the Mutual Admiration Society. 1099 00:47:43,660 --> 00:47:46,263 And as a treat to you guys, 1100 00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:48,966 because you are my bros, you know, as a treat to you guys, 1101 00:47:49,333 --> 00:47:53,937 and all these people here, 1102 00:47:54,004 --> 00:47:58,875 we're going to take a little look at that very match. 1103 00:47:58,942 --> 00:48:03,747 Shane McMahon-equin against the one and the only, 1104 00:48:03,814 --> 00:48:08,018 the WWE Champ-- Oh! Golly, that's gotta-- 1105 00:48:09,753 --> 00:48:11,121 Oh! 1106 00:48:11,188 --> 00:48:15,692 Now that's Vince McMahon hitting his own flesh and blood in the head. 1107 00:48:17,194 --> 00:48:18,962 Can you believe that? 1108 00:48:19,496 --> 00:48:20,430 Oh, 1109 00:48:20,497 --> 00:48:22,499 you got to admit, that's good aim right there, 1110 00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:23,600 hitting him in the [bleep]. 1111 00:48:23,867 --> 00:48:25,969 -[Lawler laughs] -[Cole] That's real funny. 1112 00:48:26,036 --> 00:48:27,904 [Triple H] Right on the money maker. 1113 00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:32,809 Now, when the show came to a close, 1114 00:48:34,144 --> 00:48:36,280 the one thing 1115 00:48:36,346 --> 00:48:38,582 that I couldn't help but hear 1116 00:48:38,649 --> 00:48:42,519 was good ol' JR 1117 00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:45,389 sit at the announce table and say, 1118 00:48:45,455 --> 00:48:48,625 [heavy southern accent] "Now do you think it was a mistake 1119 00:48:48,692 --> 00:48:52,496 for Mr. McMahon to hit his own son Shane in the head?" 1120 00:48:53,030 --> 00:48:55,799 "I just hope that was an accident." 1121 00:48:56,700 --> 00:48:59,670 -[Lawler] Got the accent down perfect. -You think that was an accident? 1122 00:49:01,305 --> 00:49:02,973 [Cole] JR just said he misspoke. 1123 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,343 So without further ado, 1124 00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:13,784 DX will now let you in on the best kept secret today. 1125 00:49:13,850 --> 00:49:15,686 [Cole] Uh-oh what's this? 1126 00:49:15,752 --> 00:49:17,821 Because that's the way we are. 1127 00:49:17,888 --> 00:49:21,925 We always tell you people the truth, we're always straight up. 1128 00:49:21,992 --> 00:49:23,860 -[Cole] Yeah, right. -[Lawler] What? 1129 00:49:23,927 --> 00:49:25,662 Without further ado, 1130 00:49:25,729 --> 00:49:27,564 let's bring out 1131 00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:34,638 the newest member of D-Generation X. 1132 00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:35,906 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. 1133 00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:37,507 Vince McMahon. 1134 00:49:37,574 --> 00:49:38,408 What? 1135 00:49:38,475 --> 00:49:41,745 -[Lawler] What a first for SmackDown. -[Cole] You got to be kidding me. 1136 00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:44,281 -[Lawler] Look at this! -[Cole] Vince McMahon? 1137 00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:47,517 -[Lawler] What's going on? -[theme music plays] 1138 00:49:47,584 --> 00:49:50,887 Man, I can't believe it. I guess JR was right. 1139 00:49:50,954 --> 00:49:53,857 [Cole] Vince McMahon, the newest member of DX? 1140 00:49:53,924 --> 00:49:57,928 [Lawler] This is the biggest-- this is the biggest shock ever. 1141 00:49:57,995 --> 00:50:00,764 [Cole] I can't believe what I'm seeing here, folks. 1142 00:50:01,898 --> 00:50:05,736 [Lawler] Vince McMahon has joined DX. 1143 00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:08,171 They got the jack-- well, they got the Jersey for him, 1144 00:50:08,238 --> 00:50:10,841 and this is going to be the greatest thing I've ever seen. 1145 00:50:12,809 --> 00:50:15,078 What about the look on Vince's face? 1146 00:50:15,912 --> 00:50:17,314 [Cole] I can't believe this. 1147 00:50:17,381 --> 00:50:21,551 Vince McMahon joins DX? 1148 00:50:22,919 --> 00:50:28,792 [crowd roaring] 1149 00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:31,661 Should McMahon join DX? 1150 00:50:31,728 --> 00:50:34,631 [crowd] No! 1151 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:40,137 Quite frankly, gentlemen, 1152 00:50:40,203 --> 00:50:43,040 I'd rather join the Girl Scouts. 1153 00:50:44,274 --> 00:50:45,375 For the love of [bleep], 1154 00:50:45,442 --> 00:50:48,478 it's a billion dollar company on the stock market. 1155 00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:50,914 The stocks going through the frigging roof 1156 00:50:50,981 --> 00:50:52,749 and we can't get a mic that works? 1157 00:50:52,816 --> 00:50:59,823 [crowd cheering] 1158 00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:02,559 That's just one more reason 1159 00:51:02,626 --> 00:51:04,261 why you should be with us, 1160 00:51:04,327 --> 00:51:09,066 because we will always have a stick that performs. 1161 00:51:09,132 --> 00:51:11,935 [crowd cheers] 1162 00:51:12,002 --> 00:51:16,640 I'd rather join WCW than join DX. 1163 00:51:16,706 --> 00:51:19,876 -Oh! Wow. -[crowd roars] 1164 00:51:20,243 --> 00:51:23,847 -Vince McMahon telling it like it is. -[Lawler] WCW? [laughs] 1165 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:29,119 So I hope you've had all your fun last Monday, 1166 00:51:29,186 --> 00:51:31,755 and I hope you have more fun tonight 1167 00:51:31,822 --> 00:51:35,392 when in that very ring… 1168 00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:39,262 [Cole] Uh-oh. I smell trouble. 1169 00:51:40,997 --> 00:51:44,167 D-Generation X will compete 1170 00:51:44,234 --> 00:51:49,339 in a Survivor Series eight-man elimination matchup… 1171 00:51:49,406 --> 00:51:52,409 -Oh yeah! -[Lawler] What's he talking about now? 1172 00:51:53,710 --> 00:51:56,847 …against my son Shane… 1173 00:51:56,913 --> 00:51:58,381 [Cole] Uh-oh. 1174 00:51:58,448 --> 00:52:01,051 …against Kane… 1175 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:03,787 -Whoa! -[crowd roars] 1176 00:52:03,854 --> 00:52:05,555 …against The Rock… 1177 00:52:05,622 --> 00:52:08,492 -[Cole] Yeah! -[crowd roars] 1178 00:52:08,992 --> 00:52:11,094 [Vince] …and against "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 1179 00:52:11,161 --> 00:52:12,796 -[crowd roars] -[Cole] Oh yeah! 1180 00:52:12,863 --> 00:52:14,865 -Tonight, right here on SmackDown. -[crowd roaring] 1181 00:52:14,931 --> 00:52:17,334 -[Lawler] You have to be kidding me. -[crowd roaring] 1182 00:52:17,434 --> 00:52:18,502 Vince, what-- 1183 00:52:18,568 --> 00:52:19,936 [theme music plays] 1184 00:52:20,003 --> 00:52:21,304 ♪ No chance… ♪ 1185 00:52:21,371 --> 00:52:23,874 [Lawler] He's trying to destroy DX here tonight. 1186 00:52:23,940 --> 00:52:25,942 [Cole] Tonight on SmackDown! 1187 00:52:26,009 --> 00:52:29,145 Shane, Austin, Kane and The Rock 1188 00:52:29,212 --> 00:52:34,384 versus DX, a Survivor Series-style elimination matchup. 1189 00:52:34,451 --> 00:52:38,154 What else is going to happen tonight on SmackDown? 1190 00:52:38,221 --> 00:52:40,690 Well, King, listen to this huge news. 1191 00:52:40,757 --> 00:52:44,194 Next week, SmackDown, next Thursday night, Terminator, 1192 00:52:44,261 --> 00:52:47,330 Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be in the house next week. 1193 00:52:47,397 --> 00:52:48,698 -[Lawler] What? -♪ No chance… ♪ 1194 00:52:50,267 --> 00:52:53,170 Yeah, this is the type of place that Venis would hang out in. 1195 00:52:53,236 --> 00:52:54,871 -Hey, Val. -Hey. 1196 00:52:54,938 --> 00:52:56,506 -[Mankind laughs] -[Lawler] What? 1197 00:52:56,573 --> 00:52:59,075 [overlapping chatter] 1198 00:53:00,176 --> 00:53:02,345 -[Lawler] Michael, look at this. -Fantasy Room, huh? 1199 00:53:02,412 --> 00:53:04,080 -[Cole] I'm looking. -Peep shows, huh, Val? 1200 00:53:04,147 --> 00:53:05,916 You like to peep, don't you, Val? 1201 00:53:05,982 --> 00:53:08,718 Hey, hey, sorry, buddy. Sorry. 1202 00:53:08,785 --> 00:53:10,654 Come on, Val, you… [unintelligible] 1203 00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:12,689 Come on out here, you… 1204 00:53:12,756 --> 00:53:15,325 Oh, you're not Val, are you? 1205 00:53:15,425 --> 00:53:17,060 -Get in there and clean yourself up. -My gosh. 1206 00:53:17,127 --> 00:53:17,961 You pervert. 1207 00:53:19,162 --> 00:53:21,731 Kay Parker movie? Is she still around? 1208 00:53:21,798 --> 00:53:23,400 [Mankind laughs] 1209 00:53:23,466 --> 00:53:25,502 [Lawler] What is he doing? He's watching movies. 1210 00:53:25,569 --> 00:53:26,937 [Cole] What do you think he's doing? 1211 00:53:27,003 --> 00:53:28,772 ♪ Come get on the soul train ♪ 1212 00:53:28,838 --> 00:53:31,308 [Cole] Oh man, Mankind on a search for Val Venis, 1213 00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:32,943 taking a detour. 1214 00:53:33,810 --> 00:53:37,447 Well, folks the train's pulling into First Union Center. 1215 00:53:37,514 --> 00:53:41,351 [Lawler] Yeah! Speaking of the red-light district. [cheers] Here we go! 1216 00:53:41,418 --> 00:53:43,220 [bell ringing] 1217 00:53:43,286 --> 00:53:45,922 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 1218 00:53:45,989 --> 00:53:48,892 Making his way to the ring from the red-light district, 1219 00:53:48,959 --> 00:53:51,928 weighing in at 320 pounds, 1220 00:53:51,995 --> 00:53:54,564 The Godfather! 1221 00:53:54,631 --> 00:53:56,132 -Oh baby! -[Cole] You know, King, 1222 00:53:56,199 --> 00:53:58,101 we saw The Godfather's hoes earlier 1223 00:53:58,168 --> 00:54:01,605 giving out Mankind directions on where he could find Val Venis. 1224 00:54:01,671 --> 00:54:04,040 [Lawler] And now that idiot is on a mission, 1225 00:54:04,107 --> 00:54:06,343 trying to find the book-burning Val Venis. 1226 00:54:06,443 --> 00:54:09,679 He's sidetracked, he's dropping quarters into the peep show. 1227 00:54:09,746 --> 00:54:11,948 [Cole] As Godfather makes his way to the ring, 1228 00:54:12,015 --> 00:54:15,018 a blockbuster announcement just made by Vince McMahon. 1229 00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:16,653 Later on tonight, eight-man 1230 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:19,689 Survivor Series-style elimination tag match. 1231 00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:22,659 DX may be in up over their heads now, 1232 00:54:22,726 --> 00:54:24,160 because they got to meet Austin, 1233 00:54:24,227 --> 00:54:28,298 The Rock, Shane McMahon and Kane here tonight on SmackDown. 1234 00:54:28,365 --> 00:54:29,966 [Lawler] Man, I can't believe that. 1235 00:54:30,033 --> 00:54:32,836 [Cole] What a war that's going to be. 1236 00:54:32,902 --> 00:54:33,970 DX trying to pull a joke. 1237 00:54:34,037 --> 00:54:37,907 Vince McMahon may have gotten the last word here tonight. 1238 00:54:37,974 --> 00:54:41,211 Did you really think Vince McMahon was the newest member of DX? 1239 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,613 [Lawler] No, I didn't, I knew he wasn't. 1240 00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:45,048 You did though. 1241 00:54:45,749 --> 00:54:47,517 Well, I can't believe he put this match together. 1242 00:54:47,584 --> 00:54:52,789 It is time once again for everybody to come aboard the… 1243 00:54:52,856 --> 00:54:55,058 [crowd] Ho train! 1244 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,227 Hey, I know that I ain't the only one. 1245 00:54:57,294 --> 00:55:00,764 Is there any pimps up in this house? 1246 00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:02,332 [crowd cheering] 1247 00:55:02,399 --> 00:55:03,500 [Lawler] Oh yeah! 1248 00:55:03,566 --> 00:55:05,335 Well, to all y'all that know 1249 00:55:05,402 --> 00:55:08,672 that The Godfather, the real Godfather 1250 00:55:08,738 --> 00:55:11,541 be pimping hoes nationwide, 1251 00:55:11,608 --> 00:55:13,777 man, I want you to reach in that bag, 1252 00:55:13,843 --> 00:55:16,446 roll a fatty for this pimp daddy, 1253 00:55:16,546 --> 00:55:20,650 light that sticky green up and say "pimping ain't easy!" 1254 00:55:20,717 --> 00:55:22,719 -Say it, Michael. -[crowd] Pimping ain't easy! 1255 00:55:22,786 --> 00:55:24,020 Sure looks like fun. 1256 00:55:24,087 --> 00:55:25,388 Y'all want to see some more? 1257 00:55:25,455 --> 00:55:27,590 Huh? What? Yes! 1258 00:55:27,657 --> 00:55:30,660 Ladies, take them shirts off! 1259 00:55:30,727 --> 00:55:31,995 [Lawler] What? Yeah, baby! 1260 00:55:32,762 --> 00:55:35,031 This is-- Come on with it! 1261 00:55:35,098 --> 00:55:40,337 [Cole] Wait a minute, what is this? Yeah. Y2J spoiling the party. 1262 00:55:40,403 --> 00:55:41,504 [Lawler] You're not kidding. 1263 00:55:42,372 --> 00:55:44,074 I can't see anything now. 1264 00:55:44,140 --> 00:55:45,709 [explosion pops] 1265 00:55:46,810 --> 00:55:49,846 [Cole] He's Chris Jericho, Y2J, 1266 00:55:49,913 --> 00:55:52,849 set to go one-on-one with The Godfather. 1267 00:55:52,916 --> 00:55:55,418 [announcer] His opponent, from Winnipeg, Canada, 1268 00:55:55,485 --> 00:55:58,555 weighing in at 247 pounds, 1269 00:55:58,621 --> 00:56:00,757 Chris Jericho! 1270 00:56:00,824 --> 00:56:02,459 [Lawler] I wanted them to keep the lights off. 1271 00:56:02,525 --> 00:56:04,461 I was going to get in the ring and feel my way around. 1272 00:56:04,527 --> 00:56:06,396 [Cole] In just ten days, it's Survivor Series. 1273 00:56:06,463 --> 00:56:08,665 Jericho meets Chyna for the Intercontinental title. 1274 00:56:10,333 --> 00:56:14,204 I'll be honest with you, pimping ain't easy… 1275 00:56:14,270 --> 00:56:15,805 to watch. 1276 00:56:15,872 --> 00:56:18,608 I mean, nobody came here to see 1277 00:56:18,675 --> 00:56:22,946 a bunch of scantily clad young women dance. 1278 00:56:23,713 --> 00:56:25,482 [Lawler] Nobody, what about me? 1279 00:56:25,548 --> 00:56:29,018 No. They came to see Y2J. 1280 00:56:30,086 --> 00:56:31,287 [Lawler] Well… 1281 00:56:31,888 --> 00:56:35,125 Just like nobody wants to see 1282 00:56:35,191 --> 00:56:40,230 a frail, cowardly woman as a champion. 1283 00:56:40,296 --> 00:56:41,664 -Uh-oh. -[crowd clamoring] 1284 00:56:41,731 --> 00:56:44,000 They want to see Y2J. 1285 00:56:44,501 --> 00:56:45,735 [Lawler] He said Chyna was frail? 1286 00:56:45,802 --> 00:56:50,774 So, Chyna, what I'm going to do, is after our match at Survivor Series, 1287 00:56:50,874 --> 00:56:56,146 I'm going to let you be my personal ho! 1288 00:56:56,746 --> 00:56:59,582 [Cole] Oh, yeah, please. 1289 00:56:59,649 --> 00:57:02,051 I know that's something you're excited about because 1290 00:57:02,118 --> 00:57:06,389 I know you got a sexual crush on Y2J. 1291 00:57:07,090 --> 00:57:11,027 And with a gorgeous face like this, can you blame her? 1292 00:57:11,661 --> 00:57:13,630 [Lawler] Michael, you know, he is handsome. 1293 00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:16,733 I also know you like to lay on your back. 1294 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:20,336 Hell, you've slept with half the boys in the dressing room already. 1295 00:57:20,403 --> 00:57:22,372 -[Lawler] Whoa! -[Cole] Oh, come on, now. 1296 00:57:24,174 --> 00:57:26,509 But your dream of a lifetime 1297 00:57:26,576 --> 00:57:28,444 is going to come true 1298 00:57:28,511 --> 00:57:31,581 when after our match at Survivor Series, 1299 00:57:31,648 --> 00:57:35,218 when I'm all dirty and sweaty, 1300 00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:38,121 and I make you get down on your knees. 1301 00:57:38,955 --> 00:57:40,089 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 1302 00:57:40,156 --> 00:57:41,825 Pucker up your lips 1303 00:57:41,891 --> 00:57:46,696 and kiss my big, shiny 1304 00:57:47,197 --> 00:57:50,633 Intercontinental Championship belt. 1305 00:57:51,167 --> 00:57:55,905 You will never ever forget it. 1306 00:57:57,273 --> 00:58:00,009 [Cole] Y2J completely out of line, King. 1307 00:58:00,076 --> 00:58:00,910 [Lawler] Look out! 1308 00:58:00,977 --> 00:58:03,179 [Cole] And now Chris Jericho hammering away on The Godfather, 1309 00:58:03,246 --> 00:58:06,349 and I'll tell you one thing right now, come November 14th on Pay-Per-View, 1310 00:58:06,416 --> 00:58:08,685 Jericho may very well get his 1311 00:58:08,751 --> 00:58:10,653 from the Ninth Wonder of the World, Chyna. 1312 00:58:11,354 --> 00:58:13,189 And how in the world do you go around 1313 00:58:13,256 --> 00:58:15,892 saying he's going to make Chyna his ho at Survivor Series? 1314 00:58:17,293 --> 00:58:19,262 [Lawler] I don't know, he said it though. 1315 00:58:19,696 --> 00:58:21,498 I got to see it to believe it. 1316 00:58:21,564 --> 00:58:24,400 [Cole] Godfather, big clothesline, knocking Jericho down. 1317 00:58:24,467 --> 00:58:27,003 Tell you what, Jericho can be described in many ways, 1318 00:58:27,070 --> 00:58:29,873 he's a master manipulator, he's a whiner. 1319 00:58:29,939 --> 00:58:31,541 -And there's Chyna. -[Lawler] Uh-oh! 1320 00:58:31,608 --> 00:58:33,376 The Intercontinental Champion and Miss Kitty 1321 00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:35,345 watching this match intently. 1322 00:58:35,845 --> 00:58:38,414 She had to hear everything that Jericho said. 1323 00:58:38,481 --> 00:58:40,617 [Lawler] You think Chyna heard that she's gonna have 1324 00:58:40,683 --> 00:58:43,186 -to be a ho at Survivor Series? -[Cole] Yeah, I think she heard that. 1325 00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:47,090 Jericho also says Chyna has a sexual crush on him. 1326 00:58:47,657 --> 00:58:48,858 Godfather whipped off the rope, 1327 00:58:48,925 --> 00:58:51,394 Jericho's spinning heel kick caught him on the chin. 1328 00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:53,930 -We were saying Jericho-- -I don't know. 1329 00:58:53,997 --> 00:58:55,565 [Lawler] I just-- I can't buy that. 1330 00:58:55,632 --> 00:58:58,902 Now, I don't know about Chyna having a sexual crush on anybody. 1331 00:58:59,969 --> 00:59:02,338 [Cole] And Jericho kicked in the midsection, 1332 00:59:02,405 --> 00:59:04,474 right-handed by Jericho again. 1333 00:59:04,540 --> 00:59:06,843 Y2J is a crybaby, he is a whiner, 1334 00:59:06,910 --> 00:59:08,511 but he is a tremendous athlete. 1335 00:59:08,578 --> 00:59:10,947 [Lawler] Wait a minute, what's he trying to do with the hos? 1336 00:59:13,917 --> 00:59:15,985 [Cole] Godfather in-- wait a minute. 1337 00:59:16,553 --> 00:59:18,054 What the hell is that? 1338 00:59:18,121 --> 00:59:19,622 [Lawler] The hos, what do you mean? 1339 00:59:20,523 --> 00:59:22,825 [Cole] Looked odd there for a second-- Jericho, nice suplex. 1340 00:59:22,892 --> 00:59:24,894 [Lawler] Got a fifth ho out here now. 1341 00:59:24,961 --> 00:59:27,297 [Cole] And Jericho off the second rope, caught Godfather. 1342 00:59:28,765 --> 00:59:32,201 -Right hand, and Jericho again. -Look at this ho directing traffic. 1343 00:59:32,268 --> 00:59:34,571 And, King, look out, look at this. King! 1344 00:59:34,637 --> 00:59:36,306 [Lawler] What are they doing? 1345 00:59:36,372 --> 00:59:38,241 The hoes are going in the ring. Hey! 1346 00:59:38,308 --> 00:59:41,311 -The hoes are coming in the ring. -The hoes are going in the ring but… 1347 00:59:41,377 --> 00:59:42,812 [referee] Get these hoes out of here! 1348 00:59:42,879 --> 00:59:45,748 [Cole] That look like a ho to me. 1349 00:59:47,216 --> 00:59:49,252 -[Lawler] What is this? -[Cole] Jericho hammers on it. 1350 00:59:49,319 --> 00:59:52,722 Hey, kick to the chin. 1351 00:59:52,789 --> 00:59:54,691 Was that-- that looked like the-- 1352 00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:56,326 Wait a minute. 1353 00:59:56,392 --> 00:59:58,561 King, that looked like the Stevie kick. 1354 00:59:59,729 --> 01:00:01,431 Ho Train by The Godfather! 1355 01:00:01,531 --> 01:00:04,300 Rolls Jericho over, hooks the leg, 1356 01:00:04,367 --> 01:00:06,636 -the cover, Godfather wins! -[crowd roars] 1357 01:00:06,703 --> 01:00:09,472 The Godfather wins, but the story here is… 1358 01:00:09,772 --> 01:00:11,641 one of the hoes, well-- 1359 01:00:11,708 --> 01:00:14,377 -[announcer] Your winner, Godfather! -[Cole] That wasn't a ho. Look at this! 1360 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:17,013 -You know who that is, King? -[Lawler] Stevie Richards in drag. 1361 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:20,750 [Cole] Stevie Richards, dressing up as a Godfather's ho, 1362 01:00:20,817 --> 01:00:23,353 nails Jericho with a Stevie kick. 1363 01:00:23,419 --> 01:00:25,088 [Lawler] He ought to be down at Delilah's. 1364 01:00:25,154 --> 01:00:27,323 -[Cole] And The Godfather… -[overlapping chatter] 1365 01:00:28,358 --> 01:00:31,661 [Cole] And Y2J none too pleased. 1366 01:00:31,728 --> 01:00:34,397 [Lawler] That's no way to treat the Intercontinental Champion. 1367 01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:37,166 -I can't believe this. -He's not the Intercontinental Champion. 1368 01:00:37,233 --> 01:00:38,968 Well, he will be after Survivor Series. 1369 01:00:39,035 --> 01:00:43,339 [Cole] Jericho meets Chyna at Survivor Series on Pay-Per-View in ten days 1370 01:00:43,406 --> 01:00:45,808 for the Intercontinental title. Down with the referee. 1371 01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:47,777 Look at Referee Timmy White. 1372 01:00:48,511 --> 01:00:52,782 -Timmy White's all aboard the ho train. -Oh my gosh. 1373 01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:55,718 [Lawler] This is gonna cost him. 1374 01:00:55,785 --> 01:00:58,821 Those hoes are good for nothing, but they're never bad for nothing. 1375 01:00:58,888 --> 01:01:02,859 King, Lilian Garcia is standing by with Stevie Richards. 1376 01:01:02,925 --> 01:01:03,760 What? 1377 01:01:03,860 --> 01:01:08,231 Stevie, I got to ask you, what is your obsession lately with Chyna? 1378 01:01:09,198 --> 01:01:11,968 Who wouldn't think the world of Chyna, Lilian? 1379 01:01:12,035 --> 01:01:14,570 Who would not think the world of Chyna? I mean, look at her. 1380 01:01:14,637 --> 01:01:18,107 She's so muscular, she's so athletic, 1381 01:01:18,174 --> 01:01:20,109 she has such a nice tan, 1382 01:01:20,176 --> 01:01:24,147 her wrestling ability, I mean, let's face it. 1383 01:01:24,213 --> 01:01:26,249 She's one big piece of ass. 1384 01:01:26,315 --> 01:01:29,485 Okay, alright. Now listen, let's just move on to the Survivor Series. 1385 01:01:29,552 --> 01:01:32,722 Now, you're the only one that has gone against Chyna and Chris Jericho, 1386 01:01:32,789 --> 01:01:34,590 so what is your prediction? 1387 01:01:34,657 --> 01:01:36,359 Okay. Let's do it this way. 1388 01:01:36,426 --> 01:01:38,461 Give me a "C," give me an "H," 1389 01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:40,363 uh, give me an "I," 1390 01:01:40,430 --> 01:01:42,365 give me an "N," give me an "A." 1391 01:01:42,432 --> 01:01:44,567 Chyna, Chyna, Chyna! 1392 01:01:45,034 --> 01:01:47,236 [Cole] What a-- what in the world. 1393 01:01:47,336 --> 01:01:50,206 I wasn't worried about the JR comment. I mean… don't have to worry about that. 1394 01:01:50,306 --> 01:01:52,175 I know, accident, no problem. 1395 01:01:52,275 --> 01:01:56,145 All we gotta do is concentrate, eight-man tag, wham! That's it. 1396 01:01:56,212 --> 01:01:58,347 -It's all about teamwork. -It's all about the teamwork. 1397 01:01:58,414 --> 01:02:00,983 -Have you seen Stone Cold? -No. 1398 01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:04,120 -Do you know which way he might be? -No. 1399 01:02:04,187 --> 01:02:05,521 -I'll go find him. -Okay. 1400 01:02:05,588 --> 01:02:07,690 -Okay. -Great. Knock 'em dead. 1401 01:02:09,926 --> 01:02:12,929 Hey, I'm going to go back to the arena and find out from the hos 1402 01:02:12,995 --> 01:02:14,564 where Val went, okay? 1403 01:02:14,630 --> 01:02:17,834 Hey, buddy, that's my car. 1404 01:02:17,967 --> 01:02:20,570 -[Lawler] Look at this. Look! -That's my car, hey! 1405 01:02:20,636 --> 01:02:22,071 That's my damn car! 1406 01:02:22,138 --> 01:02:23,873 [Lawler] They're towing Mankind's station wagon. 1407 01:02:23,940 --> 01:02:25,775 He stayed too long in the peep show. 1408 01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:29,145 [Cole] Mankind enjoyed himself a little too long, folks. 1409 01:02:29,212 --> 01:02:30,413 We're back on SmackDown. 1410 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,316 And I can tell you the First Union Center in Philadelphia 1411 01:02:33,382 --> 01:02:37,587 is jacked in anticipation of tonight's Survivor Series-style 1412 01:02:37,653 --> 01:02:39,622 eight-man elimination matchup 1413 01:02:39,689 --> 01:02:41,190 set up by Vince McMahon. 1414 01:02:41,257 --> 01:02:45,528 DX meets Stone Cold, Kane, The Rock and Shane. 1415 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:49,499 The 1999 Survivor Series is brought to you by Nokia. 1416 01:02:49,565 --> 01:02:51,768 It's fiber technology with a human touch. 1417 01:02:51,834 --> 01:02:53,469 Nokia, connecting people. 1418 01:02:53,536 --> 01:02:55,872 [Lawler] Right, the Survivor Series is just over a week away, 1419 01:02:55,938 --> 01:02:58,708 on Sunday, November 14th, and it will come to you live 1420 01:02:58,774 --> 01:03:02,678 on Pay-Per-View from the sold out Joe Lewis Arena in Detroit, Michigan. 1421 01:03:02,745 --> 01:03:04,847 -Hey, Steve. Steve! -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 1422 01:03:09,085 --> 01:03:11,187 -Steve. -[door slams shut] 1423 01:03:12,488 --> 01:03:14,357 Steve, let me have a word with you. 1424 01:03:15,258 --> 01:03:16,092 Steve. 1425 01:03:19,328 --> 01:03:21,063 What in the hell is that? 1426 01:03:22,498 --> 01:03:25,868 [Cole] Well, obviously, King, Stone Cold wasn't in the talking mood. 1427 01:03:25,935 --> 01:03:27,470 Wait a minute, what is this? 1428 01:03:27,537 --> 01:03:28,871 Al Snow. 1429 01:03:28,938 --> 01:03:31,374 …in between Crash's legs, I picked his little butt up 1430 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:33,075 and I threw him right on his head! 1431 01:03:33,142 --> 01:03:35,645 Yeah, Al, that was great the first ten times you told us. 1432 01:03:35,711 --> 01:03:38,314 What do you mean? It was fantastic. Look, why not [bleep]… 1433 01:03:38,814 --> 01:03:41,517 -[grunting] -[Cole] Hey! What-- 1434 01:03:42,251 --> 01:03:44,854 -It's Val Venis, King. -[Lawler] What's he doing here? 1435 01:03:44,921 --> 01:03:47,023 [Cole] Val Venis is hammering away at Al Snow. 1436 01:03:47,089 --> 01:03:48,491 I thought Val was at Delilah's. 1437 01:03:48,558 --> 01:03:52,628 Tell your bum-buddy Mankind that it would be in his best interest to find me 1438 01:03:52,695 --> 01:03:54,697 before I find him. 1439 01:03:54,764 --> 01:03:56,999 [Cole] Val Venis, we thought he left the building, 1440 01:03:57,066 --> 01:04:00,236 but he gave Al Snow a little bit of a warning for Mankind. 1441 01:04:00,303 --> 01:04:01,170 Wow. 1442 01:04:02,572 --> 01:04:05,374 -Man! -[Lawler] Where is Val going now? 1443 01:04:05,441 --> 01:04:06,876 -Uh-oh. -Uh-oh. 1444 01:04:06,943 --> 01:04:09,078 Thank you very much, ladies, for delivering the message. 1445 01:04:09,145 --> 01:04:12,615 -Anytime. -You're going to call, right? 1446 01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:14,684 -Wow, did you hear that? -I heard that. 1447 01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:18,154 [Cole] Coming up next, Big Boss Man may have to pay for his sins 1448 01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:22,325 when he meets The Big Show. The Boss Man escalated this war Monday night. 1449 01:04:22,959 --> 01:04:26,562 I'm getting taped up cause I'm going to get my hands on the Boss Man. 1450 01:04:26,629 --> 01:04:28,531 I'm going to get my hands on Prince Albert. 1451 01:04:28,598 --> 01:04:31,000 -When I get my hands on both of them-- -Hey, what is that? 1452 01:04:31,067 --> 01:04:33,336 [shouting] 1453 01:04:33,402 --> 01:04:35,171 [Lawler] What is that? What is that? 1454 01:04:35,238 --> 01:04:37,740 Boss Man and Prince Albert are locking the door. 1455 01:04:37,807 --> 01:04:40,543 [angry shouting] 1456 01:04:40,610 --> 01:04:42,979 Big Show is going down. 1457 01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:46,649 Boss Man and Prince Albert are putting on-- 1458 01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:50,219 -That looks like gas masks. -What have they done there? 1459 01:04:51,087 --> 01:04:52,855 I've never seen anything like that in my life 1460 01:04:52,922 --> 01:04:55,157 and now it's another assault. 1461 01:04:55,224 --> 01:04:57,326 All those noxious fumes. 1462 01:04:57,393 --> 01:05:00,296 Big Show's got to have some help, he needs help now. 1463 01:05:00,363 --> 01:05:02,698 The Big Show gasping for air. 1464 01:05:02,965 --> 01:05:06,936 -[Big Show gasping and struggling] -Come on, now. Come on. 1465 01:05:07,169 --> 01:05:10,940 [gasping and coughing] 1466 01:05:11,007 --> 01:05:14,543 [Cole] The Big Show is brought to his knees buy those noxious fumes. 1467 01:05:14,644 --> 01:05:15,945 And there he is. 1468 01:05:16,012 --> 01:05:18,781 The Big Show has been waiting for this for a long time. 1469 01:05:18,848 --> 01:05:22,051 Next, he finally get his huge mitts on the Boss Man. 1470 01:05:22,118 --> 01:05:23,886 [Lawler] Oh my gosh, he's on his way here. 1471 01:05:25,388 --> 01:05:29,025 Kane, Kane. Can you hear me, Kane? 1472 01:05:30,026 --> 01:05:33,162 Ah, I didn't exactly expect you, Tori. 1473 01:05:33,229 --> 01:05:35,298 But give me a message for him, if you would. 1474 01:05:35,364 --> 01:05:39,201 Tell Kane I said good luck on the eight-man elimination tag team match. 1475 01:05:39,268 --> 01:05:41,137 -All right? -Sure will. 1476 01:05:41,203 --> 01:05:42,505 Thanks. 1477 01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:46,108 [rock music playing] 1478 01:05:46,175 --> 01:05:48,477 [Cole] Well, King, it was confirmed on Monday night 1479 01:05:48,544 --> 01:05:52,114 that Kane and Tori, they have some sort of relationship. 1480 01:05:52,181 --> 01:05:55,451 [Lawler] Yeah, they've got a relationship. They're romantically linked by that… 1481 01:05:56,719 --> 01:06:01,257 You heard what X-Pac said about Kane's little crispy critter. 1482 01:06:01,324 --> 01:06:03,926 You think Tori's seen that yet? 1483 01:06:04,493 --> 01:06:08,130 [Cole] So, the Big Boss Man, a marked man 1484 01:06:08,197 --> 01:06:10,533 making his way to the ring. 1485 01:06:10,599 --> 01:06:13,602 He could be meeting his worst nightmare here tonight. 1486 01:06:13,669 --> 01:06:14,971 [announcer] …scheduled for one fall. 1487 01:06:15,037 --> 01:06:17,873 Making his way into the ring from Cobb County, Georgia, 1488 01:06:17,940 --> 01:06:24,780 weighing in at 305 pounds, the Big Boss Man! 1489 01:06:24,847 --> 01:06:28,017 You know, you can describe the Boss Man in many different ways, King. 1490 01:06:28,084 --> 01:06:29,785 Vile, sadistic. 1491 01:06:30,853 --> 01:06:34,357 The things that he has done to The Big Show in the past few weeks. 1492 01:06:34,423 --> 01:06:38,461 Oh my gosh. Why don't you go up there and describe the Boss Man… 1493 01:06:38,527 --> 01:06:42,298 [announcer] His opponent, he weighs in at 500 pounds, 1494 01:06:42,365 --> 01:06:45,434 The Big Show! 1495 01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:48,537 [Cole] The Big Show walking with a purpose to the ring. 1496 01:06:48,604 --> 01:06:50,940 [Lawler] I think we should probably move away from here. 1497 01:06:51,006 --> 01:06:53,676 -[bell ringing] -[Cole] His eyes focused on Big Boss Man. 1498 01:06:53,743 --> 01:06:55,811 He has been waiting for this day for a long time, 1499 01:06:55,878 --> 01:06:58,948 and a right hand by the seven-foot-two, 500 pounder, 1500 01:06:59,048 --> 01:07:01,117 and what a boot to the Big Boss Man. 1501 01:07:01,183 --> 01:07:03,519 You know, he told me Monday during an interview, King, 1502 01:07:03,586 --> 01:07:06,756 that The Big Show doesn't know what he's capable of. 1503 01:07:06,822 --> 01:07:09,425 [Lawler] Oh, there is a lot of pent-up rage inside The Big Show, 1504 01:07:09,492 --> 01:07:11,327 and he literally, he wants to hurt the Boss Man, 1505 01:07:11,394 --> 01:07:12,528 and he wants to hurt him bad. 1506 01:07:12,595 --> 01:07:15,197 [Cole] The Boss Man has brought this upon himself, King, 1507 01:07:15,264 --> 01:07:16,499 plain and simple. 1508 01:07:16,565 --> 01:07:19,368 The Boss Man has driven The Big Show to this. 1509 01:07:19,435 --> 01:07:21,404 [Lawler] Not too good. 1510 01:07:21,470 --> 01:07:24,206 Run away and maybe live to fight another day. 1511 01:07:24,273 --> 01:07:26,609 [Cole] You see the way The Big Show came down the ramp. 1512 01:07:26,675 --> 01:07:27,676 [Lawler] Oh, look out. 1513 01:07:27,743 --> 01:07:29,245 [Cole] Glassy eyes focused on the Boss Man. 1514 01:07:29,311 --> 01:07:32,048 [Lawler] Look out, Boss Man. Watch your back, here he comes! 1515 01:07:32,114 --> 01:07:33,783 [Cole] Big Show from behind. 1516 01:07:33,849 --> 01:07:36,519 Boss Man trying to make it out of dodge and he's going to roll, 1517 01:07:36,585 --> 01:07:38,954 he rolled down the ramp in front of Big Show. 1518 01:07:40,322 --> 01:07:44,126 -The Big Show again with a right hand. -[bell ringing] 1519 01:07:44,193 --> 01:07:46,929 Referee Teddy Long calling for the bell, 1520 01:07:46,996 --> 01:07:48,597 but to be honest, King, 1521 01:07:48,664 --> 01:07:50,399 I don't think that's going to stop The Big Show. 1522 01:07:50,466 --> 01:07:53,169 -[Lawler] I don't think so either. -This isn't about a wrestling match. 1523 01:07:53,769 --> 01:07:57,406 [Cole] This is about Big Show getting revenge on Boss Man. 1524 01:07:57,473 --> 01:07:59,608 It's about hurting Boss Man, he wants to hurt him bad. 1525 01:07:59,675 --> 01:08:00,976 -[Cole] This is personal. -Oh no! 1526 01:08:01,043 --> 01:08:02,445 Oh! 1527 01:08:02,511 --> 01:08:04,280 -[grunting] -Oh! 1528 01:08:05,014 --> 01:08:09,685 The Big Show learning a few weeks ago, his dad terminally ill with cancer, 1529 01:08:09,752 --> 01:08:12,321 and the Boss Man has preyed on the emotions 1530 01:08:12,388 --> 01:08:14,857 of The Big Show ever since that moment. 1531 01:08:15,357 --> 01:08:17,526 -And Boss Man for the ride. -Oh my gosh. 1532 01:08:17,593 --> 01:08:21,697 Choke slam, over 300 pounds lifted high in the air. 1533 01:08:21,764 --> 01:08:24,900 And here comes Prince Albert, the Boss Man's accomplice, 1534 01:08:24,967 --> 01:08:26,635 his partner in crime. 1535 01:08:26,702 --> 01:08:28,804 And The Big Show going to take it out now 1536 01:08:28,871 --> 01:08:31,507 on the 360-pound Prince Albert. 1537 01:08:31,574 --> 01:08:35,945 -[Lawler] And Prince Albert too! Look out! -[Cole] Oh man! 1538 01:08:36,011 --> 01:08:38,080 [Cole] Did you see that strength? 1539 01:08:38,147 --> 01:08:39,615 [Lawler] This is unbelievable. 1540 01:08:39,682 --> 01:08:40,916 That's enough! Come on! 1541 01:08:40,983 --> 01:08:42,685 [Cole] And now some help into the ring now 1542 01:08:42,751 --> 01:08:45,020 to try to get The Big Show off his relentless attack. 1543 01:08:45,087 --> 01:08:47,156 [Lawler] Dave Hebner, he is the head of the officials here. 1544 01:08:47,223 --> 01:08:50,059 -Oh no! -Oh no, he's got Dave Hebner now, 1545 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:51,660 and Teddy is in there as well. 1546 01:08:51,727 --> 01:08:53,462 -No way! -Going for the ride! 1547 01:08:55,030 --> 01:08:56,365 Depression! 1548 01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:59,802 That's Slaughter, that's Sgt. Slaughter. 1549 01:08:59,869 --> 01:09:01,403 -[bell ringing] -[Lawler] Sgt. Slaughter! 1550 01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:04,874 [Cole] Oh man. The Big Show has lost it. 1551 01:09:04,940 --> 01:09:10,179 -Large and in charge. Look at this! -[Cole] Tony Garea got a ride as well. 1552 01:09:10,246 --> 01:09:15,484 The Big Show could care less about rules, referees, the people, the crowd. 1553 01:09:15,551 --> 01:09:18,153 He's wild, he's wild with emotion. 1554 01:09:18,220 --> 01:09:21,323 [Lawler] The Boss Man has escaped, I think, Michael, I don't see him. 1555 01:09:21,724 --> 01:09:23,192 Is he coming over here? Look out! 1556 01:09:23,259 --> 01:09:26,428 [theme music plays] 1557 01:09:26,529 --> 01:09:29,331 [Cole] The Big Show wild with emotion, 1558 01:09:29,398 --> 01:09:34,170 destroying referees, Superstars, officials, agents. 1559 01:09:34,236 --> 01:09:36,138 Oh my, look at his face. 1560 01:09:37,806 --> 01:09:40,075 -Rock smells it. -How are you doing? 1561 01:09:40,643 --> 01:09:42,545 [Cole] And there's The Rock, the People's Champ. 1562 01:09:42,611 --> 01:09:46,348 We are moments away from the eight-man elimination tag. 1563 01:09:47,216 --> 01:09:49,818 [man] And now, JVC Kaboom Box, 1564 01:09:49,885 --> 01:09:51,787 the portable music system with dual sub woofers 1565 01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:54,256 and 52 watts of ring-shaking power, 1566 01:09:54,323 --> 01:09:57,459 presents the JVC Kaboom of the Week. 1567 01:09:57,526 --> 01:09:59,061 [Ross] …got the title belt. 1568 01:09:59,128 --> 01:10:01,230 McMahon is going to take Helmsley's head off. 1569 01:10:01,297 --> 01:10:04,099 -Oh God, Vince hit Shane! -What? 1570 01:10:04,166 --> 01:10:06,235 Vince McMahon inadvertently hit Shane. 1571 01:10:06,302 --> 01:10:08,103 Triple H retains the title. 1572 01:10:08,170 --> 01:10:09,538 It was an accident, wasn't it? 1573 01:10:09,605 --> 01:10:11,206 [Lawler] Of course, it was an accident. 1574 01:10:11,607 --> 01:10:14,376 [man] That was the JVC Kaboom of the Week 1575 01:10:14,443 --> 01:10:16,779 presented by the ultimate head banging music machine, 1576 01:10:16,845 --> 01:10:20,449 the JVC Kaboom Box. So loud it hurts. 1577 01:10:23,419 --> 01:10:25,788 ["No Chance in Hell" theme music playing] 1578 01:10:25,854 --> 01:10:26,989 ♪ No chance ♪ 1579 01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:30,226 [Cole] We're back on SmackDown from the First Union Center 1580 01:10:30,292 --> 01:10:33,128 in Philadelphia, and what a matchup. 1581 01:10:33,195 --> 01:10:37,866 An eight-man Survivor Series-style elimination match 1582 01:10:37,933 --> 01:10:41,403 set up by Vince McMahon earlier this evening. 1583 01:10:41,804 --> 01:10:44,907 It will be D-Generation X against Shane McMahon, 1584 01:10:44,974 --> 01:10:48,377 Kane, The Rock and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 1585 01:10:48,444 --> 01:10:53,515 -["No Chance in Hell" continues] -[announcer] …Survivor Series… 1586 01:10:53,582 --> 01:10:55,551 ♪ No chance in Hell ♪ 1587 01:10:55,618 --> 01:10:59,054 In the ring, one of the co-owners of World Wrestling Entertainment, 1588 01:10:59,121 --> 01:11:01,223 -Shane McMahon! -♪ No chance in Hell ♪ 1589 01:11:01,290 --> 01:11:04,260 [Cole] And King, we just saw in the JVC Kaboom of the Week, 1590 01:11:04,326 --> 01:11:07,596 the controversy started when we went off the air Monday night on Raw. 1591 01:11:07,663 --> 01:11:10,566 [Lawler] What was your opinion of it, Michael? What did you think? Uh-oh. 1592 01:11:10,633 --> 01:11:12,668 [Cole] Oh, wait a minute! 1593 01:11:12,735 --> 01:11:17,206 And here comes one of Shane's partners, the Big Red Machine Kane. 1594 01:11:17,806 --> 01:11:23,245 [announcer] And his partner, he weighs in at 326 pounds, 1595 01:11:23,312 --> 01:11:24,880 Kane! 1596 01:11:25,914 --> 01:11:28,617 [Cole] And then, earlier on this evening here on SmackDown, 1597 01:11:28,684 --> 01:11:33,856 DX introduced who it called the newest member of D-Generation X, 1598 01:11:33,922 --> 01:11:36,725 Vince McMahon, but Vince wasn't going for it. 1599 01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:39,094 [Lawler] Vince wasn't going for it at all, as a matter of fact, 1600 01:11:39,161 --> 01:11:43,599 he got so hot, he said he'd rather join WCW than join DX, 1601 01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:45,534 and then he put this match together. 1602 01:11:45,601 --> 01:11:48,404 This Survivor Series-style match, but you know what's weird, 1603 01:11:48,470 --> 01:11:52,875 we saw "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and The Rock and even Kane 1604 01:11:52,941 --> 01:11:54,043 wouldn't have anything to say 1605 01:11:54,109 --> 01:11:55,711 -to Vince McMahon. -[explosion pops] 1606 01:11:57,246 --> 01:11:59,848 These guys won't talk to Vince. What's up with that? 1607 01:11:59,915 --> 01:12:02,051 [Cole] They're not in a talking mood as they get ready 1608 01:12:02,117 --> 01:12:04,053 for what's going to be a war. 1609 01:12:05,454 --> 01:12:09,658 ♪ If you smell what The Rock is cooking ♪ 1610 01:12:09,725 --> 01:12:12,828 [theme music plays] 1611 01:12:12,895 --> 01:12:16,665 [announcer] And their partner from Miami, Florida, 1612 01:12:16,765 --> 01:12:20,869 weighing in at 275 pounds, 1613 01:12:20,936 --> 01:12:23,839 The Rock! 1614 01:12:23,906 --> 01:12:26,008 [Cole] You can feel the electricity. 1615 01:12:26,075 --> 01:12:28,544 The Rock on his way to the ring. 1616 01:12:28,610 --> 01:12:31,914 [Lawler] Feel the electricity? The roof almost blew off this place. 1617 01:12:31,980 --> 01:12:35,451 [Cole] The Rock with a huge score to settle with D-Generation X 1618 01:12:36,118 --> 01:12:39,621 over what amounted to be an ambush attack on Raw Monday night. 1619 01:12:39,688 --> 01:12:42,691 [Lawler] This place is sold out Look around, Michael. 1620 01:12:42,758 --> 01:12:45,561 Everybody, everyone of these people are on their feet right now 1621 01:12:45,627 --> 01:12:46,662 for The Rock. 1622 01:12:46,729 --> 01:12:49,832 [Cole] And in ten days, it's Survivor Series on Pay-Per-View. 1623 01:12:49,898 --> 01:12:52,768 The Rock meets Triple H and Stone Cold 1624 01:12:52,835 --> 01:12:57,072 for the WWE Championship in a triple threat match. 1625 01:12:57,139 --> 01:12:59,208 [Lawler] Well, I've seen a lot of Survivor Series, 1626 01:12:59,274 --> 01:13:00,743 but I got a prediction. 1627 01:13:00,809 --> 01:13:03,746 This is going to be the greatest one of all time, Michael. 1628 01:13:04,980 --> 01:13:07,249 [Cole] Survivor Series, November 14th 1629 01:13:07,316 --> 01:13:10,486 from the sold out Joe Lewis Arena in Detroit. 1630 01:13:13,255 --> 01:13:15,824 [Lawler] Wow, uh-oh. 1631 01:13:16,592 --> 01:13:21,964 ["I Won't Do What You Tell Me" theme music playing] 1632 01:13:22,030 --> 01:13:25,234 [announcer] Their tag team partner from Victoria, Texas, 1633 01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:28,804 weighing in at 252 pounds, 1634 01:13:29,805 --> 01:13:34,410 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin! 1635 01:13:34,476 --> 01:13:35,677 Well, you're right, Michael, 1636 01:13:35,744 --> 01:13:38,180 that Rattlesnake doesn't look like he's in a talking mood. 1637 01:13:38,247 --> 01:13:40,182 I wondered if he was really going to show up, 1638 01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:41,650 but here he is. 1639 01:13:41,717 --> 01:13:43,218 He wants some of DX. 1640 01:13:43,285 --> 01:13:46,021 [Cole] And speaking of somebody who has a huge score 1641 01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:47,956 to settle with D-Generation X, 1642 01:13:48,023 --> 01:13:52,461 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, the Texas Rattlesnake 1643 01:13:53,061 --> 01:13:56,799 who as we mentioned, involved in the main event at Survivor Series 1644 01:13:56,865 --> 01:14:00,536 with The Rock and Triple H for the WWE title. 1645 01:14:00,602 --> 01:14:03,205 [Lawler] You mentioned having a score to settle with DX. 1646 01:14:03,272 --> 01:14:05,841 Every one of these members of this team, 1647 01:14:05,908 --> 01:14:09,278 everybody in the ring right now has a score to settle with DX. 1648 01:14:09,344 --> 01:14:11,847 Yeah, but how well are they going to get along as partners tonight? 1649 01:14:11,914 --> 01:14:14,450 Austin, Rock, Kane and Shane. 1650 01:14:14,516 --> 01:14:17,986 Well, that's what's going to make it interesting, Michael. 1651 01:14:18,053 --> 01:14:22,758 [announcer] And their opponents, at a combined weight of 887 pounds, 1652 01:14:22,825 --> 01:14:25,160 the Road Dogg Jesse James, 1653 01:14:25,227 --> 01:14:27,863 X-Pac, Mr. Ass, 1654 01:14:27,930 --> 01:14:30,532 and the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion, 1655 01:14:30,599 --> 01:14:32,201 Triple H! 1656 01:14:32,267 --> 01:14:35,037 D-Generation X! 1657 01:14:35,103 --> 01:14:36,305 [Cole] And as we mentioned, 1658 01:14:36,371 --> 01:14:39,675 it's an eight-man elimination Survivor Series-style matchup. 1659 01:14:39,741 --> 01:14:41,910 Rules are the same as Survivor Series. 1660 01:14:41,977 --> 01:14:45,414 Once a person is pinned or submits, you must go back to the locker room. 1661 01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:46,482 [Lawler] You're eliminated. 1662 01:14:46,548 --> 01:14:49,151 [Cole] Yeah, leaving your team to battle at a disadvantage. 1663 01:14:49,218 --> 01:14:53,822 The match continues until there is one man or one team standing. 1664 01:14:55,424 --> 01:14:58,093 Here we go now, it's going to be Shane McMahon with a spear 1665 01:14:58,160 --> 01:14:59,828 starting things off against the Road Dogg. 1666 01:14:59,895 --> 01:15:00,729 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. 1667 01:15:01,396 --> 01:15:04,199 Vince McMahon has got his son Shane pumped. 1668 01:15:04,266 --> 01:15:05,868 Uh-oh, he just got popped. 1669 01:15:05,934 --> 01:15:07,503 [Cole] Road Dogg with a right hand to Shane, 1670 01:15:07,569 --> 01:15:10,239 who came with an eyelash of winning the WWE Championship 1671 01:15:10,305 --> 01:15:11,173 Monday night on Raw. 1672 01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:13,408 What an athletic move by Shane, 1673 01:15:13,475 --> 01:15:15,744 flying through the air, catching Road Dogg in the chest. 1674 01:15:15,811 --> 01:15:18,847 Cover now by Shane, there's two, and a kick-out by the Road Dogg. 1675 01:15:18,914 --> 01:15:21,283 [Lawler] I got to give Shane credit. He's pretty athletic. 1676 01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:23,952 I mean, he'll risk life and limb, he'll fly all over the ring, 1677 01:15:24,019 --> 01:15:26,154 but you know he can't hang with DX. 1678 01:15:26,221 --> 01:15:27,656 He doesn't have the experience. 1679 01:15:27,723 --> 01:15:29,625 [Cole] Wise move there by the Road Dogg 1680 01:15:30,158 --> 01:15:31,760 as he tags in X-Pac. 1681 01:15:31,827 --> 01:15:34,062 DX isolating Shane in that corner. 1682 01:15:34,129 --> 01:15:36,598 Shane, of course, the least experienced on his team. 1683 01:15:36,665 --> 01:15:37,733 He's not a wrestler. 1684 01:15:37,799 --> 01:15:39,334 [Lawler] And he's in the wrong corner too. 1685 01:15:39,401 --> 01:15:41,203 And X-Pac now hammering away at Shane. 1686 01:15:41,270 --> 01:15:44,573 Some bad blood, bad history between these two individuals. 1687 01:15:45,274 --> 01:15:47,976 Shane off the ropes, ducks underneath the right hand 1688 01:15:48,043 --> 01:15:49,878 -and he catches X-Pac with an elbow. -Whoa. 1689 01:15:51,980 --> 01:15:54,349 And now X-Pac to his feet. 1690 01:15:54,416 --> 01:15:56,919 Shane misses, heel kick, caught him in the face. 1691 01:15:58,820 --> 01:16:01,290 Oh boy, you can feel the tension here. 1692 01:16:01,356 --> 01:16:03,191 D-Generation X claiming they're going 1693 01:16:03,258 --> 01:16:05,160 to take over World Wrestling Entertainment. 1694 01:16:05,227 --> 01:16:08,597 Won't follow any rules, even those laid out by the owner of the company, 1695 01:16:08,664 --> 01:16:10,232 Vince McMahon. 1696 01:16:10,299 --> 01:16:12,634 [Lawler] See, here's the smart thing about DX, 1697 01:16:12,701 --> 01:16:14,503 they know to keep Shane in their corner. 1698 01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:16,905 These guys think alike, they're a cohesive unit, 1699 01:16:16,972 --> 01:16:18,307 and they'll give you a crotch chop-- 1700 01:16:18,373 --> 01:16:19,841 -Uh-oh, look at this! -[Cole] And Triple H 1701 01:16:19,908 --> 01:16:22,978 again trying to lock Kane and Austin out of the corner, 1702 01:16:23,045 --> 01:16:27,082 allowing DX to isolate and triple team Shane McMahon. 1703 01:16:27,149 --> 01:16:28,917 [Lawler] What a smart move, what did I tell you? 1704 01:16:28,984 --> 01:16:31,219 [Cole] Well, DX been together for a long time, 1705 01:16:31,286 --> 01:16:32,321 they know each other 1706 01:16:32,387 --> 01:16:35,190 would have the advantage in this matchup in that aspect. 1707 01:16:35,724 --> 01:16:37,259 Shane ripped across the ring. 1708 01:16:37,326 --> 01:16:39,361 X-Pac now, nobody home! 1709 01:16:39,461 --> 01:16:42,130 -Whoa! -X-Pac hit the top turnbuckle. 1710 01:16:42,197 --> 01:16:44,900 Shane desperately needs to make a tag. 1711 01:16:44,967 --> 01:16:46,602 Can he get to the corner? 1712 01:16:46,668 --> 01:16:48,570 Can Shane make it to the corner? 1713 01:16:48,637 --> 01:16:52,708 And he does, and here comes Kane with a huge score to settle. 1714 01:16:52,774 --> 01:16:54,142 [Lawler] It's Kane! 1715 01:16:54,843 --> 01:16:59,548 [Cole] And it was X-Pac who stabbed Kane in the back last week on SmackDown. 1716 01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:02,718 [Lawler] He also called Kane's girl Victoria a slut. 1717 01:17:02,784 --> 01:17:06,054 [Cole] And Kane, one for the Road Dogg, one for Triple H. 1718 01:17:06,121 --> 01:17:07,756 Austin is in, Rock's in! 1719 01:17:07,856 --> 01:17:10,692 Here we go, all hell has broken loose. 1720 01:17:10,759 --> 01:17:12,327 [Lawler] I'm afraid that's it for X-Pac. 1721 01:17:12,394 --> 01:17:13,996 [Cole] Backbreaker of X-Pac. 1722 01:17:14,062 --> 01:17:15,630 Mr. Ass going for the ride. 1723 01:17:15,697 --> 01:17:18,433 Boot to the face! Austin and Rock outside the ring. 1724 01:17:20,235 --> 01:17:22,037 Now Kane is outside the ring. 1725 01:17:22,504 --> 01:17:23,672 Oh no. 1726 01:17:23,739 --> 01:17:26,308 Kane is going to climb the ropes, X-Pac can't speak. 1727 01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:28,110 X-Pac's in la-la land. 1728 01:17:28,176 --> 01:17:32,314 Kane, 318 pounds off the top rope just flattened X-Pac. 1729 01:17:32,381 --> 01:17:34,616 What athletic ability by the Big Red Machine. 1730 01:17:34,683 --> 01:17:36,051 Oh no. 1731 01:17:36,718 --> 01:17:38,620 And X-Pac is going to go for the ride. 1732 01:17:38,687 --> 01:17:41,556 Oh, a low blow by "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn. 1733 01:17:41,623 --> 01:17:45,160 Famouser, Famouser, Famouser! He caught him with the Famouser, 1734 01:17:45,227 --> 01:17:46,862 but Kane got right up. 1735 01:17:46,928 --> 01:17:48,730 -[Lawler] He's right up. -[Cole] X-Factor! 1736 01:17:49,097 --> 01:17:53,802 X-Factor, hook to the leg! X-Pac's eliminated Kane. 1737 01:17:54,469 --> 01:17:56,605 [Lawler] Can you believe it? The Famouser. 1738 01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:58,273 [Cole] Kane is eliminated. 1739 01:17:58,807 --> 01:18:01,610 [Lawler] And the X-Factor did Kane in, but he's up already. 1740 01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:02,944 [Cole] But Kane's not through. 1741 01:18:03,011 --> 01:18:04,513 X-Pac's going to go for a ride. 1742 01:18:04,579 --> 01:18:07,916 -[Cole] Choke slam! -[Lawler] He's about to be eliminated. 1743 01:18:08,250 --> 01:18:10,252 [Cole] The Famouser by Billy Gunn. 1744 01:18:10,318 --> 01:18:12,320 Wait a minute, Shane is going to cover X-Pac now. 1745 01:18:12,387 --> 01:18:14,723 Hooks the leg, and a kick-out after two. 1746 01:18:14,790 --> 01:18:15,924 [Lawler] Oh, that was close. 1747 01:18:15,991 --> 01:18:18,827 [Cole] It was the Famouser and the X-Factor that eliminated Kane. 1748 01:18:18,894 --> 01:18:20,829 Now Shane McMahon in the ring. 1749 01:18:22,164 --> 01:18:23,765 -Look at this. -Shane hammers away on X-Pac. 1750 01:18:23,832 --> 01:18:25,967 -But look at this! -Look who's coming down to the ring. 1751 01:18:26,468 --> 01:18:28,203 [Cole] On his way down. 1752 01:18:28,270 --> 01:18:29,705 [Lawler] What's he doing here? 1753 01:18:29,771 --> 01:18:32,040 [Cole] It's the Chairman, Vince McMahon's on his way down. 1754 01:18:32,107 --> 01:18:34,476 -[Cole] What's he doing here? Oh! -[Lawler] Look out! 1755 01:18:36,945 --> 01:18:38,613 [Cole] We're back on SmackDown, 1756 01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:40,449 and look at Shane with a spear on X-Pac. 1757 01:18:40,515 --> 01:18:42,417 This is an eight-man elimination matchup. 1758 01:18:42,484 --> 01:18:44,219 Kane has already been eliminated. 1759 01:18:44,286 --> 01:18:47,122 DX has a four-on-three against Shane McMahon, 1760 01:18:47,189 --> 01:18:49,257 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and The Rock. 1761 01:18:49,324 --> 01:18:51,560 And Shane's in trouble. X-Factor to Shane. 1762 01:18:51,626 --> 01:18:52,828 -That's it. -By X-Pac. 1763 01:18:52,894 --> 01:18:53,929 -That is it. -Should be it. 1764 01:18:53,995 --> 01:18:56,465 [Cole] Cover by X-Pac, there's two and it's over. 1765 01:18:56,531 --> 01:18:58,400 Shane McMahon has been eliminated. 1766 01:18:58,467 --> 01:19:01,069 DX with a four-on-two against The Rock and Austin. 1767 01:19:01,136 --> 01:19:02,604 -Oh no! -What a clothesline. 1768 01:19:02,671 --> 01:19:04,172 [crowd roars] 1769 01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:07,075 And The Rock bring the people out of their seats. 1770 01:19:07,142 --> 01:19:08,877 [Lawler] Well, it's Survivor Series rules. 1771 01:19:08,944 --> 01:19:10,512 [Cole] Triple H from behind. 1772 01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:12,981 [Lawler] Go until one team is completely eliminated, 1773 01:19:13,048 --> 01:19:15,584 and I'll tell you, it's looking bad for the team of-- 1774 01:19:15,650 --> 01:19:18,086 Well, whose team is it now? The Rock's or the Rattlesnake's? 1775 01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:21,423 [Cole] Stone Cold and The Rock started with Kane and Shane. 1776 01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:23,058 Kane and Shane have been eliminated. 1777 01:19:23,125 --> 01:19:26,261 DX now with all four members still alive, 1778 01:19:26,328 --> 01:19:28,663 still fresh, and The Rock being isolated. 1779 01:19:28,730 --> 01:19:31,299 [Lawler] I still don't understand why Vince McMahon is out here. 1780 01:19:31,366 --> 01:19:34,636 He's just standing here at ringside, glaring up into the ring. 1781 01:19:35,036 --> 01:19:37,105 [Cole] The Chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment, 1782 01:19:37,172 --> 01:19:39,574 Vince McMahon, watching from ringside. 1783 01:19:39,641 --> 01:19:42,444 The Rock and Austin, partners here tonight, 1784 01:19:42,511 --> 01:19:45,280 but in ten days on Pay-Per-View at Survivor Series, 1785 01:19:45,347 --> 01:19:48,350 The Rock and Austin will be opponents along with Triple H 1786 01:19:48,416 --> 01:19:50,886 in a triple threat match. Covered by Road Dogg, Rock could be done, 1787 01:19:50,952 --> 01:19:52,788 and a kick-out after two. 1788 01:19:52,854 --> 01:19:53,688 Wow. 1789 01:19:55,857 --> 01:19:58,326 Road Dogg measuring The Rock, right hand, Rock blocks it. 1790 01:19:58,393 --> 01:20:00,028 And here comes the People's Champ, 1791 01:20:00,095 --> 01:20:02,130 -battling back now. -Oh my gosh. 1792 01:20:02,197 --> 01:20:03,732 [Cole] And Road Dogg again. 1793 01:20:05,734 --> 01:20:09,404 Stone Cold yet to be in this matchup, legally that is, 1794 01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:11,506 and Rock with a right hand. 1795 01:20:12,107 --> 01:20:14,676 Reversal, Rock do-si-do, 1796 01:20:14,743 --> 01:20:16,678 Road Dogg up top, Samoan drop! 1797 01:20:17,179 --> 01:20:18,446 Rock caught him! 1798 01:20:18,513 --> 01:20:20,882 Covers the Road Dogg, hooks the leg, 1799 01:20:20,949 --> 01:20:22,551 and Dogg gets the shoulder up after two. 1800 01:20:22,617 --> 01:20:24,586 [Lawler] Get a tag, get a tag, get out of there. 1801 01:20:24,653 --> 01:20:27,389 [Cole] It's The Rock and Austin against D-Generation X. 1802 01:20:27,455 --> 01:20:28,623 Road Dogg in the ring 1803 01:20:28,690 --> 01:20:31,693 as Triple H, X-Pac and Billy Gunn get valuable rest time. 1804 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:33,028 And look at the triple team. 1805 01:20:33,094 --> 01:20:34,863 -Look at this! -Like an angry pack of wolves. 1806 01:20:34,930 --> 01:20:37,566 [Lawler] Rock bringing the smackdown on the entire DX. 1807 01:20:37,632 --> 01:20:39,668 [Cole] But Road Dogg took advantage. 1808 01:20:41,770 --> 01:20:43,438 Look out, Rock Bottom time! 1809 01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:46,541 -Setting him up, Rock Bottoms Road Dogg! -He got him! 1810 01:20:46,608 --> 01:20:48,777 Hooks the leg, there's one, two, 1811 01:20:48,844 --> 01:20:50,178 Road Dogg's eliminated! 1812 01:20:50,245 --> 01:20:53,381 It's now three-on-two in favor of DX. 1813 01:20:53,448 --> 01:20:55,684 [Lawler] That's all right. DX still got the advantage. 1814 01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:56,818 Three-on-two, you're right. 1815 01:20:56,885 --> 01:20:58,687 [Cole] And X-Pac now in battling The Rock, 1816 01:20:58,753 --> 01:21:00,856 and The Rock battling back, right hands! 1817 01:21:01,389 --> 01:21:03,058 X-Pac whipped off the ropes, 1818 01:21:03,124 --> 01:21:04,359 ducks underneath The Rock, 1819 01:21:04,426 --> 01:21:05,994 caught him with a spinning heel kick. 1820 01:21:06,061 --> 01:21:08,430 [Lawler] That's it. This is going to be three right now. 1821 01:21:08,496 --> 01:21:10,599 [Cole] There's two. Rock gets the shoulder up. 1822 01:21:10,665 --> 01:21:13,235 King, this is the kind of action you're going to see 1823 01:21:13,301 --> 01:21:16,571 Sunday, November 14th, at Survivor Series. 1824 01:21:16,638 --> 01:21:18,974 [Lawler] Look at that. X-Pac cannot believe that The Rock was able 1825 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:20,508 to get that shoulder up. 1826 01:21:21,009 --> 01:21:22,777 Uh-oh. X-Factor? Nope. 1827 01:21:22,844 --> 01:21:24,312 [crowd chanting "Rocky"] 1828 01:21:24,412 --> 01:21:27,115 X-Pac setting up The Rock for Triple H, 1829 01:21:27,182 --> 01:21:29,084 here is the WWE Champion. 1830 01:21:29,150 --> 01:21:31,019 And here is a preview of Survivor Series. 1831 01:21:31,086 --> 01:21:33,688 The triple threat match, Triple H, Austin and The Rock. 1832 01:21:33,755 --> 01:21:36,024 And that was a cheap shot by the champion. 1833 01:21:36,091 --> 01:21:38,894 [Lawler] No, that was a very smart move right there. 1834 01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:40,562 [Cole] Well, I agree with you on that point, 1835 01:21:40,629 --> 01:21:42,797 -because he drew Austin out of the corner. -[Lawler] Right. 1836 01:21:42,864 --> 01:21:45,734 [Cole] Referee distracted, but it was a cheap shot nonetheless. 1837 01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,168 [Lawler] See, The Game is so smart. 1838 01:21:47,235 --> 01:21:48,703 Everybody knows that Austin's a hothead, 1839 01:21:48,770 --> 01:21:51,473 brought him in there and allowed him to do a little damage to The Rock. 1840 01:21:51,539 --> 01:21:54,042 "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn drops Rock on his head, here's the cover now, 1841 01:21:54,109 --> 01:21:56,077 there's two and a kick-out again by The Rock. 1842 01:21:56,678 --> 01:22:00,815 [Lawler] Still, Vince McMahon sitting here, glaring up into that ring. 1843 01:22:01,283 --> 01:22:02,851 Speaking of glaring, look at that. 1844 01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:06,454 [Cole] The Rattlesnake wants desperately to get into this matchup. 1845 01:22:06,521 --> 01:22:08,323 Here comes X-Pac into the ring. 1846 01:22:08,390 --> 01:22:09,925 X-Pac well rested. 1847 01:22:10,358 --> 01:22:12,928 Kick to the ribs, X-Pac with the right hand 1848 01:22:12,994 --> 01:22:14,362 and a chop now to the chest. 1849 01:22:14,429 --> 01:22:15,463 Oh, wow. 1850 01:22:18,233 --> 01:22:21,269 Reversal. X-Pac off the ropes, boot to the midsection. 1851 01:22:21,336 --> 01:22:23,171 Oh! DDT by The Rock! 1852 01:22:23,238 --> 01:22:24,706 Desperation maneuver. 1853 01:22:24,773 --> 01:22:26,975 [Lawler] Right on X-Pac's head, on his face. 1854 01:22:27,876 --> 01:22:30,211 [Cole] Desperation maneuver by The Rock. 1855 01:22:31,646 --> 01:22:33,081 And Austin… 1856 01:22:34,516 --> 01:22:35,917 wants a tag. 1857 01:22:37,552 --> 01:22:39,120 Triple H as well. 1858 01:22:39,187 --> 01:22:41,723 X-Pac trying to crawl to his corner. 1859 01:22:41,790 --> 01:22:43,391 [Lawler] Even Vince McMahon over here, 1860 01:22:43,458 --> 01:22:46,594 I think he just-- I think he's screaming, "Rock get up!" 1861 01:22:47,228 --> 01:22:48,396 Come on! 1862 01:22:48,496 --> 01:22:49,898 [Cole] Can you hear Vince? 1863 01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:52,300 -Leading the cheers. -[Lawler] He's getting into this. 1864 01:22:52,367 --> 01:22:54,035 Can Rock… and he does! 1865 01:22:54,102 --> 01:22:55,670 -Here comes Austin. -Oh my God. 1866 01:22:55,770 --> 01:22:56,805 Here comes Austin. 1867 01:22:56,871 --> 01:22:58,940 Right hand, right hand! 1868 01:22:59,007 --> 01:23:00,742 Austin on fire. 1869 01:23:00,809 --> 01:23:01,977 Stone Cold! 1870 01:23:02,043 --> 01:23:06,214 There goes Billy Gunn, there goes Triple H! 1871 01:23:06,281 --> 01:23:08,116 But X-Pac was lying in wait, 1872 01:23:08,183 --> 01:23:10,452 he caught him with a spinning heel kick. 1873 01:23:10,885 --> 01:23:12,987 That's where the numbers advantage comes into play. 1874 01:23:13,054 --> 01:23:15,824 -But, X-Pac, look out! -[Lawler] Uh-oh. [screams] 1875 01:23:15,890 --> 01:23:18,593 [Cole] Stunner! Austin stunned X-Pac. 1876 01:23:18,660 --> 01:23:21,696 -X-Pac's eliminated. -[crowd roars] 1877 01:23:21,763 --> 01:23:23,365 And it's two-on-two. 1878 01:23:24,933 --> 01:23:28,803 Austin and The Rock against Triple H and Billy Gunn. 1879 01:23:29,738 --> 01:23:32,007 And now it's "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn and Austin. 1880 01:23:32,073 --> 01:23:35,276 That's right, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn's the guy that put the stitches in the eye 1881 01:23:35,343 --> 01:23:37,178 -of Austin Monday night. -[Cole exclaims] 1882 01:23:37,245 --> 01:23:39,080 [Cole] Oh no, and the right hand's from Austin. 1883 01:23:39,147 --> 01:23:40,749 [Lawler] He's trying to bust Billy Gunn's eye. 1884 01:23:40,815 --> 01:23:43,518 [Cole] And here it comes now, Austin delivering the elbow! 1885 01:23:46,388 --> 01:23:48,323 Kicks to the midsection now by the Rattlesnake. 1886 01:23:48,390 --> 01:23:49,391 It's two-on-two. 1887 01:23:49,457 --> 01:23:51,960 Rock and Austin against Triple H and Billy Gunn. 1888 01:23:52,027 --> 01:23:53,628 What a war this has been. 1889 01:23:54,863 --> 01:23:56,464 [Lawler] Uh-oh. There it is. 1890 01:23:56,531 --> 01:23:59,634 [Cole] The match continues until one team has been entirely eliminated. 1891 01:23:59,701 --> 01:24:02,504 Kane and Shane gone from The Rock and Austin's team. 1892 01:24:02,570 --> 01:24:04,639 X-Pac and Road Dogg gone from DX. 1893 01:24:04,706 --> 01:24:08,777 [Lawler] We're actually seeing Austin and The Rock work as a team here. 1894 01:24:08,843 --> 01:24:10,045 Oh yes! 1895 01:24:10,111 --> 01:24:11,613 [Cole] They have to to survive, King. 1896 01:24:11,679 --> 01:24:13,148 They have to work together. 1897 01:24:13,214 --> 01:24:14,449 Swinging neck breaker now. 1898 01:24:14,516 --> 01:24:17,419 Rock slamming Billy Gunn down and you know what this means. 1899 01:24:17,485 --> 01:24:19,721 [Lawler] Oh no! Let me say it, Michael. 1900 01:24:19,788 --> 01:24:21,723 Sit down, don't get too excited. 1901 01:24:21,790 --> 01:24:24,659 It's just the most electrifying move 1902 01:24:24,726 --> 01:24:26,461 in sports entertainment. Oh! 1903 01:24:27,062 --> 01:24:29,297 [Cole] And Triple H with another cheap shot, 1904 01:24:29,364 --> 01:24:30,498 drawing Austin out, 1905 01:24:30,565 --> 01:24:32,100 and Austin with a right hand. 1906 01:24:33,068 --> 01:24:35,870 And look at this now, Mr. Ass rolls him over. 1907 01:24:35,937 --> 01:24:38,206 But The Rock reverses, he's got Billy Gunn. 1908 01:24:38,273 --> 01:24:39,841 -Look at this! -Here's two, he got him! 1909 01:24:39,908 --> 01:24:43,344 -[bell ringing] -The Rock has eliminated Mr. Ass. 1910 01:24:44,813 --> 01:24:47,482 And Billy Gunn just made The Rock pay for it. 1911 01:24:47,549 --> 01:24:49,084 But Billy Gunn's eliminated. 1912 01:24:49,150 --> 01:24:50,452 It's now two-on-one. 1913 01:24:50,518 --> 01:24:52,787 Rock and Austin against Triple H. 1914 01:24:52,854 --> 01:24:55,156 [Lawler] This doesn't look good for The Game, I'll tell you that. 1915 01:24:55,223 --> 01:24:56,291 -Uh-oh. -[Cole] Wait a minute. 1916 01:24:56,357 --> 01:24:57,692 Pedigree time. 1917 01:24:57,759 --> 01:24:59,527 -Pedigree! -[Lawler] Test! What happened here? 1918 01:24:59,594 --> 01:25:02,430 [Cole] Hooks the leg, Triple H delivered the Pedigree, 1919 01:25:02,497 --> 01:25:03,565 and that's it. 1920 01:25:03,631 --> 01:25:05,300 Rock has been eliminated. 1921 01:25:06,201 --> 01:25:08,169 The Rock beaten and battered. 1922 01:25:09,103 --> 01:25:10,839 The Pedigree from Triple H. 1923 01:25:10,905 --> 01:25:12,807 [Lawler] This is it, Michael. Look at Vince McMahon. 1924 01:25:12,874 --> 01:25:16,144 This Survivor Series-style match is down to one-on-one. 1925 01:25:16,211 --> 01:25:19,180 [Cole] And it's Austin and Triple H, who will be in the same ring 1926 01:25:19,247 --> 01:25:23,318 at Survivor Series with the WWE title on the line in a triple threat match. 1927 01:25:23,384 --> 01:25:26,554 [Lawler] "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and the WWE Champ squaring off now. 1928 01:25:26,621 --> 01:25:28,490 -Oh, look at The Rock. -And Austin with a right hand. 1929 01:25:28,556 --> 01:25:30,391 [Cole] Rock doesn't want to go back, but he has to. 1930 01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:32,327 It's between Austin and Triple H now. 1931 01:25:32,393 --> 01:25:34,295 [Lawler] Don't be a poor sport, Rock. Oh! 1932 01:25:35,897 --> 01:25:38,967 -[Cole] Triple H caught him in the face. -[Lawler] Possibly a broken nose. 1933 01:25:39,033 --> 01:25:41,436 [Cole] And look out, and he hung Triple H up, Austin did. 1934 01:25:43,571 --> 01:25:46,207 And both men, double clothesline and both men are down. 1935 01:25:46,274 --> 01:25:47,108 [Lawler] Wow. 1936 01:25:47,175 --> 01:25:48,743 [Cole] Referee outside the ring trying 1937 01:25:48,810 --> 01:25:50,945 -to get Rock back to the locker room. -Look at Vince McMahon! 1938 01:25:51,012 --> 01:25:52,447 Look at Vince, Vince has a chair. 1939 01:25:54,382 --> 01:25:56,217 Vince McMahon with a chair now. 1940 01:25:56,284 --> 01:25:57,752 [Lawler] What are you doing, Vince? 1941 01:25:57,819 --> 01:26:00,321 [Cole] Vince McMahon with a chair, but Triple H has it. 1942 01:26:00,388 --> 01:26:01,656 Triple H has it. 1943 01:26:02,290 --> 01:26:04,225 And Vince, Vince has the belt. 1944 01:26:04,292 --> 01:26:07,228 Vince has the championship, Vince McMahon. 1945 01:26:07,295 --> 01:26:08,963 -Watch out! -No! No! 1946 01:26:09,030 --> 01:26:10,698 [Cole] Vince McMahon clocked Austin! 1947 01:26:11,633 --> 01:26:13,434 -What? -Vince hit Austin. 1948 01:26:13,535 --> 01:26:14,969 Triple H with a cover now. 1949 01:26:15,036 --> 01:26:17,438 -It was inadvertent! -No, wait a minute. 1950 01:26:17,505 --> 01:26:20,375 Triple H wins, DX wins the match. 1951 01:26:21,075 --> 01:26:24,579 [announcer] Here are your winners, D-Generation X. 1952 01:26:24,646 --> 01:26:28,750 [Cole] Vince McMahon clocks Stone Cold with a championship. 1953 01:26:29,317 --> 01:26:30,685 Why? 1954 01:26:30,752 --> 01:26:33,221 Wait a minute, and look at Austin. 1955 01:26:33,288 --> 01:26:34,856 [Vince] Wait a minute, Austin. 1956 01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:37,992 Triple H and DX win. 1957 01:26:38,059 --> 01:26:40,094 Look at Austin, he thinks that McMahon did it on purpose. 1958 01:26:40,161 --> 01:26:41,529 He didn't do it on purpose. 1959 01:26:41,596 --> 01:26:43,498 [Cole] And Triple H from behind. 1960 01:26:44,532 --> 01:26:47,569 Oh my, Vince McMahon hit Austin with a championship. 1961 01:26:48,236 --> 01:26:51,272 King, it was deja vu from Monday night 1962 01:26:51,339 --> 01:26:54,342 when Vince hit his son Shane, costing Shane a matchup. 1963 01:26:54,409 --> 01:26:58,079 Tonight, he hit Stone Cold with a championship belt. 1964 01:26:58,146 --> 01:27:00,181 He cost Austin his match. 1965 01:27:01,115 --> 01:27:06,487 And Triple H, I don't think Vince believes what he just did. 1966 01:27:06,554 --> 01:27:07,989 Stone Cold looking back, 1967 01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:11,492 and King, King, I got to ask the same question JR asked Monday night. 1968 01:27:11,559 --> 01:27:13,962 It was an accident, wasn't it? e same question JR asked Monday night.