[WWE theme music playing]
[indistinct overlapping transmissions]
[low rumbling]
["Everybody On the Ground" playing]
[popping explosions]
[Cole] With Survivor Series looming just three days away on pay-per-view,
we welcome you to SmackDown on UPN.
The fans in Baltimore [inaudible] in anticipation
of the arrival of major film star Arnold Schwarzenegger.
-[Lawler] Yeah! -[Cole] And the world is asking,
what did DX do to Stephanie McMahon this past Monday night?
[crowd cheering]
♪ Are you ready? ♪
["Are You Ready?" playing]
♪ You think you can tell us what to do? ♪
♪ You think you can tell us What to wear? ♪
♪ You think that you're better? ♪
♪ Well, you better get ready ♪
♪ Bow to the masters ♪
♪ Break it down! ♪
[crowd cheering]
[Cole] And here comes the most controversial group
in the history of World Wrestling Entertainment.
And, King, this past Monday on Raw,
Triple H, D-Generation X was on the ropes,
the deck stacked against them on Monday night,
but DX had a plan.
[Lawler] Without a doubt, Michael, they had a plan and I guess that--
I guess you could say it worked to perfection.
Triple H is still The Game.
He's still the WWE Champion.
But I don't know if I can agree with how he remained the champion.
[Cole] And what will be the plans for D-Generation X this Sunday?
This Sunday on pay-per-view when Triple H defends
the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship
in a Triple Threat Match against "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
and The Rock
with a special guest referee, Vince McMahon.
["Are You Ready?" playing]
♪ You think you're a big man? ♪
[Cole] What an electric night it's expected to be
on SmackDown here tonight.
We're waiting the arrival of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
[Lawler] Arnold Schwarzenegger! Can you believe it?
He's gonna be right here on SmackDown!
No telling what's gonna happen here tonight, Michael.
[Cole] And perhaps now we'll get some answers from D-Generation X
into what happened when Raw went off the air this past Monday night.
[Lawler] Uh, you know, I am hesitant to even try to talk about it.
I'd rather let these guys explain it.
We all saw what happened.
I think I know what happened.
We're gonna find out right from the horse's mouth now.
As promised, once again, D-Generation X…
on top of the world.
-[crowd clamoring] -[chuckles]
And you know what, now that I think about it, Monday night,
the world wasn't the only thing we were on top of.
-[laughter] -[Lawler] Oh, boy.
Man, this is-- This is a little too personal if you ask me.
As a matter of fact,
why don't we…
take a little look
at the great D-Generation X in action, so to speak.
[Cole] Now we gotta relive this.
Roll that beautiful bean footage.
-Not that jackass. -Stephanie McMahon,
she's having the time of her life if you listen.
Let's take a little peek. Let's just take a peek.
-[overlapping chatter] -[laughter]
What the hell?
Hey. Okay. Okay. You've seen enough.
[panting]
-Stephanie? -Steph?
Where the hell is the DX locker room?
-Where? Where? -Over there.
-Stephanie? -Look at Vince.
-He's in a full-blown panic. -Stephanie!
He's got those veins coming out of his neck again.
Stephanie!
-[mockingly] "Oh, Stephanie!" -"Stephanie!"
-"Stephanie!" [fake crying] -"Stephanie!"
"Oh, Stephanie! Ahh!"
[Cole] King, they've crossed the line this time.
Hey, that's pretty funny. Do it again.
-"Ahh!" -"Stephanie!"
[chuckles]
Where's that dress? Show me that dress.
[Lawler] Oh my gosh. What?
[Cole] Oh, come on now.
-Still got Stephanie's dress? -That thing all gooey?
I think we might need to check that thing for some DNA.
-[Cole] Oh. -[laughter]
It's-it's got a stain on it.
-There's a stain right here. -S--
-Did you try to clean it? -I've tried to clean it with bleach.
-Can't you smell? -I can-- Smells like bleach.
I'm not sure if that's bleach though.
The truth of the matter is…
Vince, and for all of you,
Stephanie McMahon wasn't actually wearing that dress.
-[Lawler] What? -No. It was…
some skank drama student from Penn State University
that got the thrill of her life
by going up close with Mr. Ass.
-[woman screams] -[crowd clamors]
[Lawler] What are they saying?
And I'll tell you what,
watching that footage, I mean, I know Schwarzenegger
is gonna be here tonight.
[crowd cheering]
Yeah.
Whoop-de-do.
[Lawler] Oh.
Schwarzenegger is gonna be here tonight and he's a hell of an actor,
but the truth of the matter is,
that was some good acting.
Oh, oh, oh. Hold on.
That broad was not acting
'cause I think I punctured one of her lungs.
[Cole] King, they're saying it was a trick.
All right. Easy. Easy, tough guy.
I know you're all man and three yards long
but I don't think you went that far.
-Oh. -The truth of the matter is,
Monday night just shows what DX is capable of.
And speaking of capable,
at Survivor Series,
I will be the most capable man
in World Wrestling Entertainment.
[Cole] That's this Sunday on pay-per-view.
And I know that there has been a lot of problems with everybody else
and mistakes,
a lot of mistakes have been made.
[crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!
For example,
he is one of the biggest screw-ups making the mistakes.
I, on the other hand, do not make mistakes.
Survivor Series will be no different.
I will make no mistakes
and it does not matter if I have to go through Austin,
if I have to go through The Rock.
[crowd cheering]
Even if I have to go through Vince McMahon himself as the referee,
I will walk out of Survivor Series Sunday
the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion!
[crowd shouting]
Wow, what a pay-per-view Sunday that's gonna be.
Because…
I am that damn good.
[Lawler laughs]
-Now, Vince… -He's hot, all right.
…you've seen what we're capable of.
And, Vince McMahon, you like to come out and get in DX's face every week.
You wanna stand face to face with The Game, with Triple H.
You wanna get in our way.
Well, next time you think about it,
you've got to ask yourself, Vince,
you know what we're capable of.
And the truth of the matter is, Vince,
little pristine, pure Stephanie
could be wearing this dress
any time we want.
[Lawler] Oh my God.
King, it's a scary thought what they're capable of.
I got to see this one more time
'cause it's just too precious of a shot.
Put that jackass's face, Vince McMahon, put his face on there one more--
[laughs]
-"Stephanie!" -Look at that.
"Stephanie! Oh my God."
-Wh-- What the hell? -[Cole] Wait a minute.
-[crowd cheering] -[Cole] King, that--
[Lawler] Uh-oh.
[Cole] Vince McMahon, the chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment.
-[indistinct] -["No Chance In Hell" plays]
[Cole] And that means he's on his way out here.
[Lawler] Yeah. And more importantly than him being chairman
of World Wrestling Entertainment right now,
that's Stephanie McMahon's father.
[Cole] And can you imagine the terror that Vince was going through Monday night
when Raw went off the air.
I mean, just imagine what he was going through.
-Uh-oh, here we go. -Here comes Vince McMahon.
["No Chance In Hell" playing]
[Lawler] I'm gonna tell you something. This is real personal, Michael.
Look at his face.
[Cole] I can tell you, he won't be amused at this little stunt that DX pulled.
[crowd cheering]
You know, there are a lot of things
I could do
about the stunt you pulled.
First of all, I could walk down to that ring
and fire every one of your asses on the spot.
[Cole] And they'd deserve it.
[crowd cheering]
-They would deserve it. -[Lawler] Now, wait a minute. He--
He can't fire all those guys, can he?
-[Cole] He can do whatever he wants. -Or…
I could go back to my locker room,
come back with an equalizer,
and leave every damn one of you a bloody mess.
-[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] What?
But that's not what I'm gonna do.
Just as you've had your fun…
I'm gonna have my fun at Survivor Series
as the guest referee.
-[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Uh-oh.
And as far as tonight is concerned,
in that very ring…
-[Lawler] He loves to say that, Michael. -[Cole] Uh-oh.
[Lawler] And that usually is followed by something bad.
…there will be an 8-Man Survivor Series Elimination Matchup.
-[Lawler] Oh, boy. -In which you four degenerates
will square off against my son Shane…
[Lawler] What?
…my soon-to-be son-in-law, Test…
-[Lawler] Whoa. -[crowd cheering]
…Kane…
[crowd cheering]
That's gonna be tonight?
-[Cole] Tonight. -…and "The People's Champion" The Rock.
[Cole] Oh my, tonight on SmackDown!
[crowd cheering]
[Lawler] Oh my gosh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I-I forgot.
I forgot, there's just one last thing,
and that is, tonight,
in the 8-Man Elimination Survivor Series Matchup,
there is a guest enforcer
and his name is "Stone Cold" Steve Austin!
[Cole] Stone Cold, the enforcer tonight
for the 8-Man Survivor Series Style Elimination Match.
[Lawler] Boy, and look at--
Look at DX. That's put 'em over the edge.
[Cole] Triple H is livid.
[Lawler] He's boiling.
[Cole] It will be DX--
-Vince. -[Lawler] Uh-oh.
All right. You wanna come out here,
you wanna play a little one-upmanship?
I'll tell you what.
That's fine.
You make your threats,
but when you walk back there
and you look at your daughter's face
and she's smiling,
Vince, you're gonna ask yourself,
"Is Stephanie smiling
because she's laughing at Test
because he's just that rotten in the sack?"
[Lawler] Whoa.
"Or is she smiling because she's thinking
about exactly what DX could do to her in the sack?"
[Cole] Come on now, that's uncalled for.
-Hey, look at this. -Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. That's Test. That's Stephanie's fiancé, Test.
-[Lawler] What's he doing? -Test is going after D-Generation X.
[Lawler] What, is he crazy? That's four-on-one, he's got no chance.
[Cole] Well, King, you gotta admire
the guts of Test going in there four-on-one. He loves Stephanie.
-He's sticking up for his fiancée. -And here comes Vince McMahon.
[Lawler] This could get really bad right here, Michael.
[Triple H] There's your son-in-law! There's your son-in-law.
[Cole] Wow.
DX just tossing Test out of the ring.
Vince McMahon coming now to the aid of his…
-You son of a bitch! -["Break It Down" plays]
Take your boy and get your ass to stepping before we do it to you too.
[Cole] The-the scary thing is, King, is,
can you imagine what D-Generation X is capable of?
[Lawler] I'm gonna tell you something. Look, they've bloodied Test up already.
What a way to start off SmackDown, Michael.
This is gonna be some night, I can assure you that.
-[Cole] Yet-- -All of this but we're also waiting on,
any moment, the arrival of Arnold Schwarzenegger
right here tonight on SmackDown.
[Cole] Get ready for the ride of your life tonight on SmackDown.
[Lawler] Arnold Schwarzenegger is gonna be here.
[Cole] Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Terminator,
will be in the house right here tonight on SmackDown.
Well, King, we also have exclusive footage
of the funeral of The Big Show's father held earlier today
and it was disturbing, deplorable,
and you're not gonna believe what you're going to see.
[narrator] Olympic gold medal champion Kurt Angle.
I do respect the athletic ability of the Superstars in the WWE.
And I'm sure some of them could've competed on the Olympic level
but I believe you have to have a little extra something
to win the Olympic gold.
And having done that,
I believe I'll be a great addition to the locker room.
With my intensity, integrity, and intelligence,
I can share with the people my great achievements
and inspire a new generation of athletes in the WWE.
[narrator] Kurt Angle, the most celebrated real athlete in WWE history.
-Well, you know, Vince. -Yeah.
It's getting late and I don't know if he's gonna make it.
-No, no. -Is he gonna make it?
Arnold Schwarzenegger wouldn't miss this thing for anything.
-I'm telling you. -I hope so.
Don't worry, this guy is the biggest star in the movie business.
-Well, I know that. -Don't get excited like you normally do.
Yeah. You guys please behave yourselves.
Just relax, Pat.
♪ You think you know me ♪ ["You Think You Know Me" plays]
[Cole] Well, King, Vince and his associates
waiting for the Terminator.
[Lawler] His associates? Those are The Stooges.
[Cole] Well, major movie star Arnold Schwarzenegger
expected to invade SmackDown shortly.
And Kurt Angle, you just saw him there, folks.
[announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Christian,
from Toronto, Canada, weighing in at 240 pounds,
Edge!
[Cole] The Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle
will make his official WWE debut this Sunday on pay-per-view
at Survivor Series.
Yeah. What are the rest of the WWE athletes
gonna think about a real athlete showing up?
-[laughs] -["Slow Death" plays]
Uh-oh.
[announcer] And his opponent,
being accompanied to the ring by Crash Holly,
from Mobile, Alabama,
Hardcore Holly!
[Lawler] Speaking of real, here's comes a couple of real Super Heavyweights.
[Cole] We are set, King, for one-on-one action.
-Gonna be Hardcore Holly against Edge. -Oh! Did you see that?
[Cole] And look at that. Hardcore and Crash.
They are cousins, on their way to the ring.
Well, at Survivor Series Sunday on pay-per-view, King,
Edge and Christian will team with The Hardys
against The Hollys and Too Cool,
and who knows what's gonna happen in that Survivor Series matchup.
Well, I'm thinking [indistinct] Too Cool right now, going out on a limb.
I like those guys. They're really impressive.
["Slow Death" continues]
Of course, these guys are real impressive right here also.
-[bell rings] -[Cole] Will it be a repeat
of that Ladder Match from No Mercy
that The Hardys and Edge and Christian were involved in?
But this time around at Survivor Series,
Edge, Christian, and The Hardys on the same team.
And here we go now.
[Lawler] Oh.
[Cole] Edge off the ropes.
-[Lawler] Uh-oh. -Oh man.
-Look at this. Oh! -Oh!
[Cole] Hardcore Holly just hung Edge on the top rope.
-Hey, hey, hey! -You know, with a megastar
like Arnold Schwarzenegger here tonight,
you know there's gotta be somebody in the back, perhaps DX,
that's gonna wanna take advantage of the situation,
make a name for themselves.
[Lawler] Oh.
[Cole] Hardcore Holly, knife-edge under the chin.
[crowd cheering]
[Cole] It's gonna be some war at Survivor Series when The Hollys…
team up with Too Cool against Edge, Christian, and The Hardys.
Well, it's like I said, I'm picking the team of Too Cool
and the-- and The Hollys,
and, uh, I think they're gonna--
I think they're gonna shock the world at Survivor Series.
[Cole] Hardcore Holly balancing on the back of Edge.
[Lawler] Edge and Christian and The Hardys together?
They'll do absolutely anything, Michael.
[Cole] Talk about high-flying action, high-risk maneuvers.
Remember the Ladder Match from No Mercy.
-[Lawler] Wow. -Nice leg sweep by Edge, nice counter.
Survivor Series just three days away on pay-per-view
from the sold-out Joe Louis Arena.
-Edge, Hardcore Holly counters. -[grunts]
And look at the strength now of the Super Heavyweight Hardcore Holly.
Tremendous suplex.
[Lawler] Impressive.
[Cole] Triple Threat Match for the World Wrestling Entertainment Title,
Triple H, Austin, The Rock, Vince McMahon the special guest referee.
-Boy, oh, boy. -Well, you know
that Vince McMahon would love to see Triple H lose.
-He'd love it! Oh no! -Of course he would. Look at Hardcore.
And Edge counters with boots to the face.
[Lawler] Oh my gosh.
[Cole] Christian cheering on his brother Edge from ringside.
Crash, Hardcore Holly's cousin, looking on on the other side of the ring,
and Edge trying to make it to his feet.
Hardcore Holly up as well,
the fans coming to their feet here on SmackDown.
[Lawler] Oh!
[Cole] And Edge with a right hand, and there's another one.
[Lawler] Come on, Hardcore!
[Cole] Off the rope, big back body drop. What elevation.
-[Lawler] And look at Crash! -And now Crash on the apron.
He wasn't there long.
Oh no.
[Cole] Kick to the midsection by Edge, nice takedown.
Bridge into the cover, hooks the leg, two,
and Hardcore Holly gets his shoulder up right before the count of three.
[Lawler] Phew. I thought that was the count of three.
Look at cousin Crash there.
-[Cole] Edge… -Oh, look out.
[Cole] Oh my. Tornado DDT.
Off that second rope, into the cover, hooks the leg, two,
kickout by Hardcore Holly.
[Lawler] I'm telling you, if Hardcore loses this,
Crash will be in there on him like white on rice.
[Cole] Oh! What a dropkick.
Hardcore to the chin.
And now Hardcore Holly trying to gain some momentum
out on the apron of the ring.
[Lawler] What's he gonna do? He's Hardcore, you know.
[Cole] It's gonna be some ride on SmackDown
and maybe some ride for Edge here.
-[grunts] -But Edge…
Oh no! …with a wise counter.
[Lawler] Oh my gosh.
[Cole] What's he gonna do now, King? Top rope, setting Hardcore Holly up.
[Lawler] And a superplex.
-Oh man. High-risk maneuver. -[Lawler] No!
[Cole] Oh! Edge got him. Hooks the leg.
And, folks, it's over.
Edge picks up the win over Hardcore Holly.
-Here is your winner… -Wait a minute.
-…Hardcore Holly. -Wait a minute.
The referee pointed at Hardcore. I think--
I think both men's shoulders were down but right at the count of three,
Hardcore must have got one of his shoulders up and Edge didn't.
[Cole] Edge can't believe it. He thought he picked up the victory.
I'll tell you, King, I thought he picked it up too.
Well, let's take a look. Let's see what actually happened here.
[Cole] Edge set up Hardcore Holly off the top rope.
-Oh my God. -Now, watch Edge float into the cover.
-He hooks the leg here. -Yeah, but Edge's shoulders were down too.
[Cole] Edge's shoulders were down,
and Hardcore Holly, apparently, his shoulder was up,
and Hardcore picks up the win over Edge.
-Man, oh man. -[Lawler] Unbelievable.
Okay, this is him. All right?
-All right. -Don't get too excited, guys.
All right. Here he comes.
-All right. -Dying to meet him, man.
-All right, Pat. -[indistinct]
Looks like your [indistinct].
-All right, guys. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -Excuse me. Excuse me.
-What is this, huh? -Mr. Schwarzenegger.
-How are you, sir? -How are you?
-My pleasure. -Where's Vince? Oh, Vince.
-How are you? -How are you doing?
-Good to see you. -Good to see you, man.
Congratulations to all the success.
-That is very fantastic. -Thank you very much.
-I'm so excited to be here. -Can I have your autograph?
-Absolutely. -Oh, come on now, guys.
You wanna shake my hand?
[inaudible chatter]
Good to see you.
I mean, don't embarrass me.
Hey, I cannot wait to see SmackDown. Let's go for it.
-Well, let's go. -This is gonna be a hot show, guys.
-Of course. -Come on. Let's go.
Whoa!
[indistinct chatter]
[Cole] Well, coming up, King, footage of the funeral
of The Big Show's father from earlier today
and you're not gonna believe what happened.
[Lawler] Well, I-I know what happened and it's the--
-It is the most unbelievable, uh… -[crying]
I'm at a loss for words. …horrific, heinous, uh…
Y-you just cannot believe what you're gonna see here.
It was awful.
[Cole] It was an atrocity.
♪ Come get on the Ho Train! ♪
["The Ho Train" playing]
-[Lawler] Uh-oh. -It's time to climb aboard the train.
[Lawler] Here we go!
[Cole] And The Godfather pulling out all the stops on SmackDown.
[Lawler laughs]
-[bell rings] -I heard--
-Following Tag Team Contest… -I'll tell you in a second.
…is scheduled for one fall.
Making his way to the ring from the red light district,
weighing in at 320 pounds,
The Godfather!
[Lawler] I heard, Michael, that this Sunday,
The Godfather is gonna pull out his finest A1 quality hoes
for Survivor Series, and Detroit's finest.
[Cole] This Sunday on pay-per-view
from the sold-out Joe Louis Arena, Survivor Series.
-You know, The Godfather… -Uh-oh, wait a minute.
Oh, baby!
It's gonna be mo' hoes from Motown. Yahoo!
[Cole] The Godfather at Survivor Series, King,
is gonna team with D'Lo Brown and The Headbangers
to take on The Dudleys and The Acolytes.
[Lawler] Oh-ho!
[Cole] That will not be for the weak of stomach.
I can guarantee you that.
And look at The Godfather getting down. He loves to have fun.
It may not be easy but it sure looks like fun.
[Lawler] He loves to have hoes.
Hey, look at that shirt.
Oh, is it cold in here?
[crowd cheering]
[Lawler laughs] Yeah.
It's time once again
for everybody to come aboard the…
-[crowd] Ho Train! -Yeah.
Hey, I know that I ain't the only one.
Is there any pimps up in this house?
-[Lawler] Oh, yeah! -[crowd cheering]
-You think Arnold's watching this? -To all y'all that know
that The Godfather be pimping hoes nationwide,
man, I want you to roll a fatty for this pimp daddy.
Light that sticky green up and say…
-[crowd] Pimpin' ain't easy! -[Cole laughs]
They love The Godfather.
-And here comes his partner. -["Danger At the Door" playing]
He's a former European Champion.
[announcer] And his tag team partner, from Chicago, Illinois,
weighing in at 268 pounds,
D'Lo Brown!
[Cole] You know, King, D'Lo one of the most charismatic young athletes
in World Wrestling Entertainment today.
Another sell-out crowd here tonight in Baltimore for SmackDown.
You know, tickets for WWE events don't last long…
-[Lawler] Uh-oh. -…so get them.
They go on sale this Saturday.
[announcer] And their opponents, at a combined weight of 565 pounds…
["Ollie Stalefish" playing]
[Cole] And The Dudley Boyz wasting little time to start
this Tag Team Matchup against D'Lo Brown and The Godfather.
We're gonna give that ticket information in just a little bit
as The Godfather whips Bubba Ray off the ropes.
-[Lawler] Oh my-- -Big back body drop
by The Godfather and D'Lo Brown, and what a clothesline.
As we mentioned, pay-per-view this Sunday, King,
gonna be a war when The Godfather and D'Lo team up with The Headbangers
to take on The Dudleys and The Acolytes.
I think they oughta have that match in a bar room.
Hah. That'd be a great happy hour, wouldn't it?
[Cole] Godfather, boot to the face
and there is the elbow now to Bubba Dudley.
Here's a cover, referee Tim White down, kickout after one.
[Lawler] They got a new definition of happy hour in bars now.
Happy hour starts when The Acolytes leave.
[Cole] Yes.
D'Lo Brown into the ring.
Double-team, D'Lo, Godfather, big elbow.
Let me get something straight about The Dudleys.
-Bubba and D-Von are half-brothers, right? -You suck!
[Cole] Yeah. Right.
[Lawler] Okay. I don't know.
[Cole] Bubba Ray backed into the ropes, D'Lo whips him off.
D'Lo telegraphed that one.
Bubba Ray is gonna make him pay with a piledriver,
and D'Lo just bounced about two feet in the air.
Wise move by Bubba Ray, drawing The Godfather out of the corner.
-Look at this! -Gonna allow D-Von and Bubba Ray.
-Oh my gosh. Oh! -[Cole] Look at this.
Headfirst, headfirst by D-Von.
[Lawler] Well, no use, uh,
trying to get any numbers from the hoes there, D-Lo.
D-- Yeah, look at this.
Watch it, D'Lo. Oh!
[Cole] D-Von delivers the elbow to the sternum,
and again, a quick tag to Bubba Ray.
D-Von gonna set D'Lo up.
The Dudley Boyz work so well together.
And that could be the advantage in this matchup
for The Dudley Boyz.
D'Lo and Godfather not accustomed to working together.
-[Lawler] Oh! -Nobody home as D'Lo rolls
out of the way to his feet.
Heel kick to the face of Bubba Ray Dudley.
Speaking of working together, Sunday at Survivor Series,
I'm not sure that The Dudleys and The Acolytes
are gonna be able to coexist.
[Cole] D'Lo misses right hand, Bubba Ray--
Ooh, right to the face, knocking D'Lo down.
-Here's a cover, hook of the leg. -One!
-Two! -There's one, two,
and D'Lo kicks out.
[Lawler] Can we check out the hoes again on the other side?
I don't give-- I don't have a good view of them.
[Cole] Reversal, Bubba Ray off the ropes, D'Lo…
-Oh my! -[Lawler chuckles]
-D'Lo Brown with a Sky High. -One, two--
There's two, and Bubba Ray gets the shoulder up.
We mentioned another sell-out crowd in Baltimore tonight.
[Lawler] Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, yes.
[Cole] Tickets for WWE live events don't last long.
They go on sale, folks,
this Saturday in Baltimore, Orlando, and in Memphis, King.
-[Lawler] Oh, yeah, my hometown! -[grunting]
Whoa, they move fast, like…
-[groaning] -[chugging]
-Watch out! -Bubba Ray, [inaudible] by D'Lo.
D-Von walked right into that one,
D'Lo countered and he needs to make a tag to The Godfather.
[Lawler] Yeah, get The Godfather in there. Ho Train time!
-Here we go! -D'Lo to the corner, here comes Godfather.
-Here comes Bubba Ray Dudley. -[groans]
A clothesline by The Godfather and another one.
-And the Ho Train is cooking. -[grunting]
[Lawler] Ouch.
[Cole] Slam on Bubba Ray.
Godfather off the ropes and he knocks D-Von down as well.
And another quick tag to D'Lo.
This way, this way.
Now we'll see if The Godfather and D'Lo can work together.
D-Von whipped into the corner, slingshot. Oh!
D'Lo follows it up with a big clothesline.
-Uh-oh! -And here we go.
-Here comes the train. -[chugging]
Ho Train time.
-Bubba Ray [inaudible] to the pass. -[Lawler] Oh, derailed!
Ho Train derailed.
I can't believe it.
[Cole] Bubba Ray just cleaned the clock of The Godfather.
D'Lo and D-Von going at it in the ring.
Godfather got behind, like, "Get over there, hoes. Help him out."
[Cole] D'Lo and D-Von as Godfather goes at the steel steps.
Leg drop to D-Von,
D'Lo rolls into the cover but the referee's back is turned.
[Lawler] Look at this! Oh my good… What…
[Cole] But referee Tim White distracted, and I wonder why.
[Lawler] Oh, I wonder why.
The hoes are getting a little cheeky with him.
-Look out. -[Cole] Reversal, D-Von misses right hand.
Look out! 3D, Dudley Death Drop.
The Dudley Death Drop.
D-Von, cover, hooks the leg.
-One, two, three! -[Lawler] Oh!
-[Cole] It's over! -[bell rings]
-The Dudley Boyz pick up the win. -["Ollie Stalefish" plays]
[announcer] Here are your winners, The Dudley Boyz!
[Lawler] The D-D-D-Dudleys have d-d-done it.
[indistinct yelling]
[Lawler] I just don't think there's any way that these two guys,
D-Von and Bubba, can coexist with The Acolytes.
Well, he's always gotta be one-upping us, trying to one-up us, right?
Austin is a special referee.
Rock is this, Austin that.
Oh, I hate that son of a [bleep].
That son-- There's gotta be something we can do to get to him.
Tonight, there's gotta be something we can do.
You know what, after what you said about Stephanie tonight,
there's no way we're getting anywhere near her.
She'll be under lock and key for sure.
She'll be locked up tighter--
There's gotta be something we can do to get under his skin.
-We just gotta think for a sec. -[indistinct]
Hey, guess what?
Arnold Schwarzenegger is here.
The Austrian Oak.
Oh! [chuckles]
[laughter]
-Oh, yeah. -[laughter]
That's gonna be a good little piece of [indistinct].
[Cole] Well, Big Show, King, found out about his father's death this weekend
and the funeral was held earlier today,
and it was unlike anything you have ever seen before.
[Lawler] No, and this is gonna be some of the most disturbing footage
anybody has ever seen anywhere.
It's-it's-- I-I just--
I cannot believe it
and-and, uh, you're gonna be shocked.
[Cole] It was heinous, it was an atrocity,
the funeral of The Big Show's father from earlier today.
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[Ross] What the hell is Val Venis doing out here?
There's the Snow Plow, [indistinct].
[Lawler] Oh no, look at this!
[Ross] Badass Billy Gunn with a steel chair.
-We have a new champion. -I don't believe this.
Val Venis had Mankind and the referee distracted.
[Lawler] New champion!
["Hello Ladies" playing]
♪ Hello, ladies ♪
[Cole] Oh my, what a ride it's gonna be tonight on SmackDown.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is in the house.
And did we just hear a threat from D-Generation X to good old Arnold?
Boy, oh, boy, what is gonna happen here tonight on SmackDown
as Val makes his way to the ring.
The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
Making his way to the ring from Las Vegas, Nevada,
weighing in at 244 pounds,
Val Venis!
[Cole] Well, you know, Survivor Series comes your way Sunday on pay-per-view.
Val Venis will be teamed up
with Mark Henry, Gangrel, and Steve Blackman
to take on The British Bulldog
and The Mean Street Posse in one of the traditional
8-Man Survivor Series Style Elimination Matchups.
[music fades]
You know something, Al Snow,
the most pathetic thing the Big Valbowski has ever seen
is the fact that after 17 years of you, Al Snow,
performing in this business,
your only claim to fame is the fact that you had your doll
jerked off the shelves of some second-rate Kmart.
[crowd cheering]
-[Lawler] I think it's Walmart, wasn't it? -It was.
And, Al Snow, I find it absolutely appalling
that you treat women like objects.
-[Lawler chuckles] -Let me make one thing perfectly clear,
Al Snow, that's my gimmick.
I treat women like objects.
-[dog barks] -["Bulldog" playing]
[announcer] And his opponent,
being accompanied to the ring by The Mean Street Posse,
from Manchester, England, weighing in at 250 pounds,
the World Wrestling Entertainment European Champion,
The British Bulldog!
[Cole] Well, as The Bulldog steps to do battle one-on-one with Val Venis,
we understand Al Snow is a mess,
disgruntled with the situation, of course, with, uh, with his action figure,
also the fact that he lost the Tag Title to Mankind
and The New Age Outlaws this past Monday on Raw.
As Val Venis now goes to work on The British Bulldog,
Al Snow is not here tonight.
[Lawler] Well, uh, I guess he's just home, uh, sulking or-or…
Yeah, he-- And Mankind is there trying to console him or whatever,
but let's face it, Al Snow is a loser.
I mean, he lost the match, he lost the Tag Team Titles. Face it, Al.
-[Cole] Oh! Wow! -And you're such a loser that, uh…
you got your action figure pulled off the shelves.
-Well, that's-- -Maybe it was unfair but it happened.
[Cole] And look at Bulldog, look at the strength now
of The British Bulldog.
-Oh! -Whoops.
[Cole] You know, Al Snow and Mankind will have the opportunity to win the tag--
Wait a minute, cover now and a kickout.
Al Snow and Mankind meet The New Age Outlaws,
Sunday on pay-per-view at Survivor Series for the Tag Team Titles.
[Lawler] Oh, that's scary.
-First, there was a-- -Look at this. Oh man.
-And a DDT by The Bulldog. -He got planted.
[Cole] Rolls into the cover now, there's two, Val gets the shoulder up.
You see The Posse on the stage, The Bulldog's new running buddies,
they're gonna team with The British Bulldog
at Survivor Series Sunday.
And here, The Posse now going to work.
The vultures picking at the carcass of Val Venis.
[Lawler] Wow.
[Cole] Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs will team with The Bulldog on Sunday
to take on Val Venis, Mark Henry, Gangrel, and "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman.
-Look, wait a minute. -Look at The Posse into the ring.
-And here comes Blackman now. -[bell rings]
Blackman will be Val's partner on Sunday at Survivor Series.
-And there's Gangrel and Mark Henry! -Mark Henry is in.
[Lawler] There's Sexual Chocolate! Ha! Sexual Chocolate!
[Cole] Eight men in the ring
and this thing is deteriorating.
Gangrel, rake to the eyes, Mark Henry.
Officials into the ring to try to separate this thing.
This is gonna be a war Sunday on pay-per-view.
[Lawler] They can't get it stopped, Michael.
Break! Just break it. Come on, just break it up.
-[Cole] And look at this. -[overlapping shouts]
Mark Henry, Gangrel.
-What? -[Lawler] Wow.
Get them apart, somebody!
-Hey. -Hey.
Arnold, how you doing?
-How are you? -Good. Thank you.
-It's good to see you. -Good to see you too.
The Rock can't wait for your new film to come out, End of Days.
Matter of fact, The Rock's seen all your films.
Matter of fact, this Sunday for that jabroni Triple H,
it might be the end of days for him.
I can smell what you're cooking, I'll tell you that. And by the way…
[clears throat]
…there's a lot of jabronis out in Hollywood.
-Hasta la vista, baby. -[both laugh]
-Good luck. -Good to see you.
-You too. -See you.
Boy, The Rock and Schwarzenegger talking about jabronis in Hollywood.
Oh man. Arnold Schwarzenegger here tonight on SmackDown,
but, King, on a more somber note, you know, for weeks,
The Big Show has been haunted
by that vile, sadistic individual, The Big Boss Man.
Well, without a doubt. It's gotten very, very personal between these two
and I don't know where it's gonna end.
I'll tell you, it all began when The Big Show learned
that his father was dying from cancer.
I think the thing that's hit me probably the hardest…
is I have so very little time left.
[Big Boss Man] Hey, Big Show, I want you to know right now,
I don't feel sorry for your dad one single bit.
[Ross] …that the police officer told The Big Show just moments ago
that The Big Show's daddy has died, King, yeah.
What'd he say, man? What'd he do?
-"My daddy…" -"My daddy, my daddy." [fake crying]
"My daddy is gone…"
[indistinct chatter]
-[Cole] The Big Show, bare hands. -[yelling]
Oh my! Oh my God.
The Boss Man and Prince Albert are in that car.
[indistinct shouting]
-[Lawler] What is this? -What is that?
Boss Man and Prince Albert are locking the door.
[indistinct shouting]
Oh, what about your father, boy?
-[Ross] The Big Show is going down. -[grunts]
I've never seen anything like that in my life,
and now it's another assault.
All those noxious fumes.
[muffled coughing]
Well, as I said, it's gotten really, really personal,
and this Sunday at Survivor Series,
it's gonna be really personal,
but last Monday night,
Boss Man stooped to a new low on Raw.
"With the deepest regrets and tears that are soaked,
I'm sorry to hear your dad finally croaked."
[Lawler] Oh my gosh.
"He lived a full life on his own terms."
"Soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms."
[Ross] Oh, come on.
"But if I could have a son as stupid as you,
I'd have wished for cancer so I would die too."
[crowd boos]
"So, be brave and be strong,
get your life on track 'cause the old bastard's dead
and he ain't never coming back."
[Lawler] Wow.
[Ross] I am not believing what we're hearing here.
That's exactly how I feel
about The Big Show's daddy being dead.
-[mic thuds] -Well, King--
Michael, as I-- as I said, he stooped to a new low Monday night on Raw,
but today at The Big Show's father's funeral, unbelievable.
This is that heinous, that deplorable, objectionable footage
that we warned you about earlier on.
This is the funeral of The Big Show's father
from earlier today.
Dad, I love you.
[Mrs. Wight crying]
You were a good man.
[breathes deeply]
And everything I have in life, I've learned from you.
[muffled chatter on speakers]
-Now-- What in the hell is that? -[muffled chatter on speakers]
Well, it's The Big Show crying about his dear old daddy
for the very last time.
See, he's not sick, he's not struggling,
he's sitting at the…
[indistinct]
…nobody but nobody is gonna bring him back.
[engine stops]
Hey, listen, Big Man,
I'm here to pay my respects just like everybody else here.
So if you don't wanna be six-foot-deep, laying beside your dear old daddy,
you'll listen to your mama.
And speaking of your mama, hey, Miss Wight,
now that you're a single woman,
would you like to go out with a man like me?
No, you don't, you son of a bitch.
Not my mama. No, you don't.
-[car door closes] -Hell no.
-[engine revs] -Come on, huh?
-You want some of me? -[tires screech]
-Oh! -[Mrs. Wight screams]
[Mrs. Wight crying]
[Big Show groaning]
[Big Show groans]
[man] Breathe.
Oh, God.
Daddy always wanted to be a drag-- drag queen, Big Show.
I'm gonna make him a drag queen right here, right now.
-[Mrs. Wight crying] -[Big Show groaning]
What is he doing? [sobbing]
[engine revving]
[Big Show grunting]
[Cole] We're back on SmackDown, and, King, Big Boss Man,
he can't even be called a human being, he's a--
he's an animal, disrupting The Big Show's father's funeral.
[Lawler] Well, I thought I'd seen everything until I saw this.
Uh, I mean, what could be going through the mind of The Boss Man?
What could he be thinking pulling a stunt like this?
Does he not realize how angry-- I mean, how distraught he's making The Big Show?
I mean, The Big Show is gonna kill him.
-…drag queen, Big Show. -[Lawler] This is crazy!
[Cole] You know, The Big Boss Man, no emotion, no feelings at all.
He's vile, he's sadistic.
You know, who on Earth with a conscience would do something like this?
-[crying] -[Lawler] Well…
I mean, it's-it's hard to even describe
when you talk about The Big Show's father's funeral
and for something like this to happen.
[Cole] And violating something as sacred as a funeral.
I mean, The Big Boss Man…
[Lawler] You gotta shudder to think about
how The Big Show is gonna retaliate at Survivor Series.
-It's just gonna be unbelievable. -[grunting]
[Cole] Sickening.
-["Guard" playing] -I still can't even believe it.
Yeah, and the appropriate reaction from this crowd in Baltimore
for The Big Boss Man.
[Lawler] Well, you know what? I mean, this is SmackDown.
We got Arnold Schwarzenegger here tonight.
Arnold's big movie, End of Days is opening Wednesday, November 24th,
but I'll tell you what, this Sunday at Survivor Series
may be the end of days for that man right there.
It may be the end of The Big Boss Man.
[announcer] …and it is for
the World Wrestling Entertainment Hardcore Championship.
In the ring from Cobb County, Georgia, weighing in at 305 pounds,
the World Wrestling Entertainment Hardcore Champion,
The Big Boss Man!
[Cole] Well, The Big Boss Man has got it coming to him Sunday on pay-per-view.
He and The Big Show on opposite sides.
You people will have to excuse me
for being a little bit late.
As you can well see,
I was at a funeral I felt obligated to attend.
[Lawler] Man, he ought to just try to apologize.
-[Cole] Yeah. -[Lawler] And-and-and…
[Cole] How can you even apologize for something like that?
-He's just gonna make it worse. -[crowd chanting] Asshole! Asshole!
Yeah, well, what he ought to do is apologize and then leave the country.
-Shut up! -[crowd chanting] Asshole! Asshole!
Asshole!
See, Big Show, I mean Big Freak Show…
-[Lawler] Oh. -…it doesn't matter
what partners you get at Survivor Series.
Your chances of beating me are about as stiff as your dad.
-Oh my God. -Give me a break.
-When is enough enough for this-- -["Protection" playing]
He's a-- he's a damn animal.
[announcer] And the challenger,
he weighs in at 278 pounds, Faarooq!
[crowd cheering]
Boss Man,
you think what you did to Big Show's father's funeral
was mean, nasty, and cruel?
Naw, let me tell you what's mean, nasty, and, cruel, brother,
is when I take that Hardcore Belt tonight and shove it up your ass.
-[Lawler] Uh-oh. -[crowd cheers]
-[mic thuds] -[Cole] And here comes Faarooq.
And we are ready to go for the Hardcore Championship.
And you know, the thing about this, King, is,
Big Boss Man laughs about this.
-He thinks this is all fun and games. -[bell rings]
And look at Faarooq take down The Boss Man,
hammering away with the right hands.
And I think everyone in this building is on Faarooq's side
here tonight on SmackDown.
[Lawler] Well, the fun and games for The Boss Man are gonna end
this Sunday at Survivor Series.
[Cole] Boss Man knocked out of the ring.
-Remember, Hardcore Championship Match. -Oh, please.
I don't want to see this now.
Oh man!
-Boss Man right into the table. -[grunts]
-His eyes rolling back in his head. -[Lawler] Look at this!
[Cole] Hardcore rules, no holds barred, falls count anywhere.
Faarooq has just ripped the padding off the barricade.
-[Lawler] Oh my God! -Boss Man for the ride!
[Lawler] Those things don't move, Michael.
Uh-oh. What's Faarooq doing now?
[Cole] Faarooq going under the ring and he's got a chair.
-[Lawler] Huh? -Wait a minute.
-Oh man! -What the…
[Cole] Faarooq on the table with a chair to the face of The Boss Man.
He almost decapitated The Boss Man.
[Lawler] He did decapitate our table!
-Cover, hooks the leg. -One, two…
-Two-- -And a kickout after two
by The Big Boss Man.
Well, I shudder to say this, King, but…
-This-- -Oh my gosh.
[Cole] Oh no.
-Steel steps, Faarooq. -Anything goes, Michael.
[Cole] Oh, no holds barred, steps to the back of The Big Boss Man.
Cover again, hook of the leg, and a kickout again after two.
[indistinct shouting]
[Lawler] Michael, I think we're sort of, uh,
in the danger zone here.
Yeah.
-Oh, look out! Uh-oh. -Stairs again, and Boss Man
blocks it with his foot.
And oh my, knocking Faarooq down, the Hardcore Champion.
[Lawler] You think maybe we can get Austin, Stone Cold out here
to be the special enforcer for this?
[Cole] Stone Cold will be the special enforcer later on tonight…
-Oh, look out! -Oh my!
…when DX takes on Kane, Shane McMahon, Test, and The Rock
in a Survivor Series Style Elimination Matchup.
[Lawler] Oh my gosh.
Look at-- Look at Boss Man-- Oh!
[Cole] Oh man.
Boss Man's head just bounced off that steel post.
Hardcore Title is on the line, no rules in this one,
falls count anywhere.
[Lawler] Well, Boss Man went after Faarooq with those electrical cords
but now they're being used against him.
-Oh no! -[groaning]
[Cole] And Faarooq using the electrical cords for The Boss Man.
-[Lawler] Look at this! -[grunting]
[Cole] You know, hanging may be too good for The Boss Man.
-Watch that… Look at this! -Hey, wait a minute!
That's Boss Man's accomplice in crime, Prince Albert.
-And Faarooq nailed him with a right hand. -[Lawler] What the--
Hey, wait-- What--
[Cole] Prince Albert,
it-it may have been mace that he just sprayed in the eyes of Faarooq.
-He pulled out some sort of spray. -Look out! Oh!
And Boss Man with the steel stairs.
[Lawler] Well, you know, police officers and prison guards carry mace.
-One, two, three! -[Cole] And there's the cover.
-[Lawler] And there it is! -[bell rings]
[Cole] Thanks to Prince Albert, The Big Boss Man steals this one.
-Look at this! -Your winner--
[Cole] Oh! It's Bradshaw! Bradshaw with a chair,
flattening Prince Albert!
And Bradshaw going after The Big Boss Man
but The Boss Man escapes again.
He may not escape The Big Show Sunday on pay-per-view at Survivor Series.
[Lawler] May not? He will not. I can assure you of that, Michael.
[Cole] Kevin Kelly standing by.
Chyna, Chris Jericho wants to become the Intercontinental Champion
and will have his opportunity this Sunday at Survivor Series on pay-per-view.
But it seems as if the issue between you and Jericho has gotten very personal.
Well, I think basically, Kevin Kelly, it boils down to envy.
You mean like penis envy?
-No. -Well… [chuckles]
…we all know he has that.
Yeah. Maybe he does but, I mean, "Va-Chyna Envy."
-V-vagina? -No.
"Va-Chyna."
And why wouldn't he? Let's face it.
I'm bigger than he is, I'm faster than he is,
I'm stronger than he is.
We all know you're more beautiful than he is.
Thanks, Kitty.
But more importantly, Kevin Kelly,
there's something that he's never gonna be,
that's a champion.
That's what I am. Man or woman, it doesn't matter.
I am the Intercontinental Champion.
But I'll tell you what, this Sunday at Survivor Series,
I'm gonna give Chris Jericho an equal opportunity ass-kicking.
[Cole] Speaking of ass-kickers,
coming up next, one-on-one with the star of End of Days,
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Will it be a celebration or a catastrophe?
We're back on SmackDown. And, King, a shocking development occurred
during the commercial break.
Our cameras were still rolling after that interview with Chyna.
-[yells] -[screams]
[groans]
[Cole] It was Chris Jericho with a blindside attack.
-[indistinct] -[Lawler] Look at this!
[Kitty] What are you doing? Stop it! Ahh! Stop!
Come on, sweet thing. Come on, get up.
-[Kitty screams] -[Lawler] Oh!
[Kitty] Chris, stop it!
Huh? You wanna do your hair, huh?
Do you wanna dry your hair? It's a little wet.
-[Kitty] Stop it! Ahh! -Dry your hair!
-Stop! -Dry your hair! Dry your hair!
-Come on, come on. Dry your hair! -[Kitty] Ahh! Stop it!
Huh? Why don't you wipe off my belt with these?
Shine it up real good, okay?
-Get out of here! -Because on Sunday, toots,
the belt is mine.
-Shine it up. -[Kitty screams]
-Looking good. -[Kitty screams]
You're looking real good. [chuckles]
-[Cole] And now we're live. -Come on, Chyna.
-Can you get up? -[man] Sit her up.
-[Cole] EMTs. -[Lawler] Oh my God.
-[gasps] -There we go.
-[Cole] Oh man. -Put pressure on that.
Looks like she's gonna need a few stitches.
-Oh! -[winces]
-Gotta stop that blood. -All right.
He doesn't know what he started.
-["Break The Walls Down" plays] -[Cole] Wow.
Chris Jericho with a blindside attack on Chyna.
[Lawler] This guy is obsessed, Michael.
-[explosion] -Wow.
[Cole] And here comes Y2J after that attack on The Ninth Wonder of the World.
Sunday at Survivor Series on pay-per-view,
Chris Jericho is gonna have to meet Chyna, King,
one-on-one for the Intercontinental Championship.
[Lawler] The two had to be pulled apart Monday night on Raw.
I can't wait to see what's gonna happen Sunday at Survivor Series.
Chyna-- Chyna is in bad shape.
[Cole] Jericho has a serious problem with Chyna as a woman
being the Intercontinental Champion.
Chyna…
what I did to you right now in the backroom was a warning.
-Warning? -And believe me,
I feel absolutely horrible that I had to do that.
It hurt me a lot more than it hurt you.
[Lawler] You're not bleeding.
But I had to stop your mockery of this sport and its credibility.
I had to stop your mocking of Chris Jericho.
I mean, let's face it, Chyna.
The only reason you have that belt around your waist,
the only reason you're even in World Wrestling Entertainment
is because you're a tremendous promotional tool.
I mean, you're great PR for WWE,
an inspiration to millions of women,
children, and idiots across the nation.
[Lawler] Uh-oh.
[scattered cheering]
I mean, you're a perfect example that anything can happen
in World Wrestling Entertainment.
Even a woman can win a championship.
Well, that's the biggest pile of crap I've ever heard in my life
and the joke stops right here, right now.
[crowd cheering]
And if you don't do the right thing at Survivor Series
and hand over the Intercontinental Championship belt,
well, then, I'll have no other alternative
than to brutality and viciously end your career
and prove to you that I'm a man,
therefore, I am better than you…
[crowd booing]
[Lawler] Uh-oh.
…I am smarter than you,
and I am much sexier than you.
[crowd cheering]
-[Lawler] What do you think, Michael? -[Jericho] And everybody here knows it.
So that's it, Chyna.
That's your warning.
Don't show up at Survivor Series ready to wrestle.
Show up at Survivor Series ready to bow down
and kiss the feet
of the savior of World Wrestling Entertainment,
Y2J!
[Cole] Chris Jericho meets Chyna
Sunday on pay-per-view for the Intercontinental Championship.
[Shane] Test, there's no way, man, look at your face.
You're not going out there.
Shane, screw it. You don't get it.
That idiot's gone too far. I'm doing this--
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
The Rock says it just doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter about the broken nose.
What matters is that we go out there and lay the smack down
on their candy asses.
-See you after this. -Yeah.
["U Look Fly Today" playing]
[Cole]Well, boy, oh, boy, King. Later on tonight,
the 8-Man Survivor Series Style Elimination Match.
The Rock, Shane, Kane, and Test to meet DX
with Stone Cold as the enforcer.
And looks like The Rock is leading 'em in a little strategy session, doesn't it?
[announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
Making his way to the ring,
being accompanied by Scotty 2 Hotty,
he weighs in at 222 pounds,
Grandmaster Sexay!
-[Cole] Grandmaster Sexay, Scotty 2 Hotty? -[Lawler] Yeah.
Come on. What's the matter with you?
[Cole] Well, tonight's SmackDown is brought to you by Crispy M&M's.
The feeding frenzy has begun.
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[Lawler] Oh-oh! Grandmaster Sexay!
["U Look Fly Today" fades]
["Loaded" playing]
[Cole] Grandmaster Sexay of Too Cool set for one-on-one action.
-[Lawler] Uh-oh. -And his opponent,
being accompanied to the ring by Terri Runnels and Matt Hardy,
he weighs in at 217 pounds, Jeff Hardy!
[Lawler] Oh, baby.
[Cole] Well, Terri Runnels accompanying The Hardys down to the ring.
And, King, you know, Survivor Series…
-Oh, wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa. -…with ten big matches
comes your way Sunday on pay-per-view,
including the big matchup as The Hardys team with Edge and Christian
to take on The Hollys and Too Cool.
[Lawler] You said how many matches?
-[Cole] Ten big matches. -That's the biggest Survivor Series ever!
[Cole] Including the Triple Threat Match, Stone Cold, The Rock, Triple H
for the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship.
-Vince McMahon the special guest referee. -Whoa, whoa.
Speaking of biggest ever.
Oh, baby.
You know, those could make a sucker out of me.
[Cole] And Grandmaster Sexay just tossed Scotty 2 Hotty into Terri.
-What? -And Jeff Hardy took exception to that.
-[bell rings] -And here we go with one-on-one action.
This will be a high-flying affair, Jeff Hardy against Grandmaster Sexay.
-Oh, look at Grandmaster. -Oh no, no, no.
Grandmaster, that's not a good place to be with The Hardys in the ring.
Baseball slide.
Look out, incoming.
-Senton Bomb over the top rope… -[Lawler] Good grief!
…caught Christopher.
[Lawler] Caught who? Now, wait a minute.
-Let's-- Let-- Yeah. -[Cole] Sorry. Grandmaster Sexay.
Don't pull a Bubba Ray Dudley and have a speech impediment.
You have a speech impediment, you know that?
-No, I don't. -Yes, you do. It's your foot.
-Keep it out of your mouth. -Look at Grandmaster hammering away.
Reversal by Jeff, whipped into the ropes.
-Big knockdown. -Nice move, pretty cool.
[Cole] By Grandmaster Sexay of Too Cool.
Leapfrog by Jeff.
-[Lawler] Uh-oh. [laughs] -And look out now. Setting him up.
-[grunts] -Hardy landed on his feet.
Christopher countered. Nice suplex.
We gotta take another look at that Senton Bomb over the top rope.
-Look at the agility of Jeff Hardy. -[groans]
[Lawler] Agility? That's suicidal.
-He's an idiot. -[yells]
[Cole] You know, Arnold Schwarzenegger is here tonight on SmackDown,
the star of End of Days.
But what about D-Generation X?
And did they threaten Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Are they gonna ruin his party here tonight on SmackDown?
[Lawler] Well, without a doubt, it was a threat.
I mean, and-and let's-- let's face it.
-We know DX. -Yeah.
[Lawler] I mean, it would be right down their alley to pull a stunt like that.
-They have the most-- -They know how much--
how much notoriety that would get them.
How much press, nation-- not-- worldwide press that'd get 'em…
-[Cole] Oh! -…if they did something to Arnold.
Wait a minute, cover on Jeff Hardy now, and a kickout after two.
Survivor Series Sunday on pay-per-view, it's gonna be a high-flying affair
when The Hardys and Edge and Christian team up against Too Cool and The Hollys.
[yelling]
[Cole] What did he say?
-Pay attention, Michael. -Big right hand.
Figure you could translate for me. There's another one.
I know you're gonna be the first one in line to buy a ticket
to see End of Days, but please, when Arnold Schwarzenegger gets out here,
don't embarrass me by, you know,
slobbering all over and asking for an autograph, that sort of stuff.
Oh my, missile dropkick to the back of the head.
End of Days coming your way Wednesday, November 24th.
That stooge Pat Patterson's back there,
been driving Arnold Schwarzenegger crazy for autographs,
autographs for his family… Oh, it's ridiculous.
And I can't wait to see how you're gonna kiss up to him
when he gets out here.
What do you mean "kiss up to him"?
-I'm a big movie star myself, you know. -[Cole] Oh, please.
-Oh, that's right. -[Lawler] That's right.
[Cole] Look at Grandmaster Sexay, second rope!
And Jeff with the referee's back turned…
-[Lawler] What? -…with a low blow.
-And look at Jeff now. Oh my! -[Lawler] Oh!
[Cole] Hurricanrana from the top rope.
These Hardy Boyz can fly, and Grandmaster Sexay,
I don't think he found that "too cool."
-One, two-- -Oh my gosh. Wait a minute.
[Cole] Cover. And kickout by Christopher after the count of two.
[indistinct yelling]
[Lawler] I'll tell you what is cool.
Terri Runnels, where is she? Can we get another shot of her?
-Look out now, Jeff, top rope. -Oh, look at this.
[Cole] And Scotty 2 Hotty…
-[Lawler] Oh! -Jeff just knocked him off the apron.
-Look out, Scotty! -Keeps his balance, tremendous balance.
-Jeff, top rope. -Oh!
Crossbody into the lateral press but Terri…
-[Lawler] Oh! -[Cole] He-- The referee was distracted.
And Scotty 2 Hotty hit his own partner, tossed out of the ring.
[Lawler] I didn't see that, I'm distracted too.
[Cole] And Jeff with a cover now and Grandmaster Sexay,
but again, referee's back is turned.
-One, two-- -Here's the count now.
There's two and a kickout.
-Referee-- -Jeff Hardy had this won.
[Lawler] Referee couldn't take his eyes off of both of them.
Or off of…
-Uh, you know what I'm saying. -Yeah. I know what you're saying, I know.
-Little flabbergasted with Terri there. -Look out!
[Cole] Oh man. Look at-- What balance by Jeff Hardy.
-[Lawler] Oh no. -And that's gonna set him up now.
Grandmaster Sexay.
-Ooh! -Oh, tosses Matt into Jeff.
That was a cool move right there.
[Cole] And now Christopher, face-first,
center of the ring, rolls him over, hooks the leg.
-[Lawler] Look at this! -Three!
[Cole] Grandmaster Sexay picks up the win over Jeff Hardy.
[announcer] Here is your winner,
Grandmaster Sexay!
[Lawler] How cool was that, Michael? That was really cool!
[Cole] Well, Grandmaster Sexay using his head,
tossing Matt into Jeff and picking up the victory.
What a win for Too Cool.
[Arnold] Hey, I know you.
Hey, hey, Mr. Arnold.
-Good to see you. -Looking forward to your new movie.
Yeah, talking about looking forward,
I am looking forward watching you open up a good can of whoop-ass
at Survivor Series.
That's what I'm looking forward to. Give them hell.
Talking about hell, you know, I fought the devil just in the last movie,
so it's doable, okay?
So just go for it.
Hey, I got some advice to you.
Open up a can of whoop-ass on Satan at, uh, End of Days,
and you know what I mean.
Now you're talking.
-Got that right. -That's my man. [laughs]
See you later, man.
[Cole] Baltimore, Maryland is indeed holding its breath
as we welcome you back to SmackDown.
End of Days star Arnold Schwarzenegger is here,
but, King, what in the world does DX have planned for him?
[Lawler] Oh, who knows? I just hope that--
You know, Arnold needs to go ahead and get out here
and hang with me and I'll protect him.
Hey, look, it's the Baltimore Ravens!
They're on hand here!
Ladies and gentlemen,
the chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment,
Vince McMahon!
-[Lawler] Uh-oh. -["No Chance In Hell" playing]
[Cole] And, King, not only is he the chairman
of World Wrestling Entertainment,
but he's also the special guest referee for the main event this Sunday
at Survivor Series on pay-per-view between Triple H, The Rock,
and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin for the title.
[Lawler] And you know what? And not a week goes by that,
well, these internet geeks or somebody doesn't mention the big tragedy
that took place at the '97 Survivor Series involving Vince McMahon.
They need to make movies about the '97 Survivor Series.
Something about Survivor Series seems to bring out the worst,
or maybe the best, of Vince McMahon.
What's he doing? He's got a WWE Championship with him.
-What? -Ladies and gentlemen,
you've seen my next guest battle barbarians,
you've seen him destroy Terminators…
[Lawler] Uh-oh.
…annihilate Predators.
You've even seen Jamie Lee Curtis do a strip tease dance
at True Lies in front of him.
[Lawler] Oh, that was my favorite.
But you ain't seen nothing yet, as the expression goes,
until November 24
when you see, ladies and gentlemen, Arnold Schwarzenegger's newest film,
End of Days.
[crowd cheering]
Believe me, Satan has met his match.
-[Lawler] Gonna be a blockbuster. -So if you would give, a rousing
WWE welcome to the greatest single box office attraction
in the world today.
Ladies and gentlemen, Arnold Schwarzenegger!
-[Lawler] All right! -[crowd cheering]
[Cole] They are on their feet in Baltimore.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has invaded SmackDown.
[Lawler] Conan the Barbarian, Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin,
The Terminator, Terminator 2.
[indistinct chatter]
[Cole] That's DX taking it all in.
"I'm here to pump you up."
[indistinct chatter]
[Cole] King, what in the world are they up to?
[Lawler] Can I get an autograph over here?
[crowd cheering]
[Cole] What an ovation for Arnold Schwarzenegger.
[crowd cheering]
[dramatic music playing]
I am here…
to pump you up!
[Lawler laughs]
-[Cole laughs] -[crowd cheering]
Arnold, in recognition of your status
as the Undisputed Heavyweight Box Office Champion of the World,
it is my pleasure on behalf of WWE fans all over the world
to present to you this World Wrestling Entertainment Championship Belt.
-[Lawler] Wow! -[Cole] Wow! What an honor.
[Lawler] He's a World Box Office Champion!
He's gotta love that, Michael.
Looks pretty good on him too, doesn't it?
[Vince] Very natural, indeed.
-[Lawler] I bet he'll be back. -Well, thank you very much, Vince,
for this great honor…
for this great honor of receiving this belt.
It is absolutely extraordinary.
I want to thank all of the fans here for this unbelievable reception.
It is fantastic and extraordinary to get this kind of a welcome.
And then…
to receive a belt like this, an award like this
for my movie, End of Days.
[Lawler] Listen to this.
-It is unbelievable. -[crowd chanting] Arnold!
[Lawler] Arnold! Arnold! [laughs]
-[crowd chanting] Arnold! Arnold! -[Cole] They love him.
Arnold! Arnold! Arnold! Arnold! Arnold!
I'm speechless.
[laughs]
It is great to be here in front of the 500 million people
that are seeing this right now.
-[Lawler laughs] -It is extraordinary.
You, Vince, you are a champion,
you've built an empire.
Congratulations, and thank you very much.
-[Lawler] Arnold, he's-- -Thank you to all the fans.
-And go and see… -[Cole] He's loving it.
…the End of Days.
[Lawler] He's pumped up.
He is pumped up.
He is a WWE fan!
[crowd cheering]
[Cole] What a great welcome.
[Lawler] You see that?
-What the hell is that? -Did he just give him…
He just gave him the belt.
Who the hell did Schwarzenegger ever beat, right?
[overlapping chatter]
"I made Jesse Ventura." "No, I did."
I-I bust my ass my whole life for that and he gives it to that jackass?
-Gives it to him. -Exactly.
[indistinct whispering]
When he comes around the corner, blast his ass. We'll jump him.
I'll be back here.
[indistinct chatter]
Watch out. Make sure there's not [indistinct].
[overlapping grunts]
-[grunting] -Guys, wait, wait!
That ain't him.
[indistinct]
Who the hell is that?
-Oh. -[grunting]
-[groaning]
[indistinct chatter]
["Precious" playing]
[Cole] They aren't… DX, they're not really lying--
I mean, lying in wait for Arnold Schwarzenegger, are they?
[Lawler] Surely they wouldn't do something like that.
[Cole] I mean, Arnold is an invited guest
of World Wrestling Entertainment here tonight.
The following contest is scheduled for one fall
and it is for the World Wrestling Entertainment Women's Championship.
Making her way to the ring,
she's the World Wrestling Entertainment Women's Champion,
Ivory!
[Cole] Well, Sunday on pay-per-view, listen to this matchup, King.
Ivory is gonna team with Luna, Jackie, and Terri
to take on Moolah, Mae Young, Tori, and Debra
in a One Fall Sudden Death Match.
-Wait a minute. You said Debra? -[Cole] That's right.
-Debra. -[Lawler] Puppies, yoo-hoo!
[Cole] Sunday on pay-per-view.
[Lawler] And Terri Runnels, yahoo!
[all] Arnold?
Arnold, where are you?
[Cole] King, that settles it, they're looking for Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Ivory is in the mood for a title fight tonight.
[crowd cheering]
So what do you say, Tori?
If you can drag yourself out
from underneath that big, red [muted] boyfriend of yours for a minute…
[Lawler laughs]
…how about a little tangle?
-I hear she's into smoked sausage. -[Lawler] Uh-oh.
-[Ivory laughs] -[Cole] Oh, look out now.
Tori didn't like those words from Ivory and here we go.
WWE Women's Championship on the line.
-[Lawler] Oh my God! -Tori hammering away on Ivory.
And wait a minute.
-Look what's coming down the ramp, King. -[Lawler] Whoo-hoo! Puppies!
-[Cole] Debra! -[Lawler] Puppies!
-[Cole] It's Debra! -[Lawler] Yoo-hoo!
[Cole] And Tori taking it to Ivory in the ring.
-[Lawler] Hey, wait. -[Cole] Luna and Jacqueline.
All will be involved in that One Fall Sudden Death Match.
Cover by Tori, kickout.
[Lawler] Oh, this is great!
-[Cole] Bringing… -[Lawler] Oh no.
[Cole] Luna and Jacqueline will be on Ivory's side.
Wait a minute, Michael. Look what--
-Look what else is coming down the ring! -Face-first by Ivory.
Oh, wait a minute.
[Lawler] Without their walkers.
[Cole] WWE Hall of Famer…
-[Lawler] Puppies! -[Cole] …on their way to the ring.
The Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young.
Tori wrapped up Ivory, and a kickout after two.
[Lawler] Oh, that was close.
[Cole] And here comes Terri as well.
All of these women involved in the Sudden Death Match.
[Lawler] Terri's back! Oh, yes! I like Terri's front.
How are these women gonna get along Sunday on pay-per-view at Survivor Series?
-Wait a minute-- -Look out, Moolah with a right hand.
-Who cares how they get along? -[grunts]
It was Moolah who took the Women's Championship from Ivory.
Watch out! Watch out!
That dinosaur will give you a cheap shot.
-Wait, it's crawling into the ring. -[crowd chanting]
Tori, the challenger in this, hanging on to the ring.
They're in the ring!
[Cole] Moolah in the ring as well, and look out.
-[bell rings] -And from behind is Jacqueline and Luna.
[Lawler] Straight from Jurassic Park.
[Cole] Oh man. Moolah hammering away on Ivory.
Jacqueline and Luna and Tori.
-Debra and Terri get mad. -Oh no, don't hurt the puppies!
-[yelling] -Look out!
[yelling]
[Cole] Sunday at Survivor Series, all of these women will be involved.
[Lawler] I better go over there and get in between Terri Runnels and Debra.
[Cole] Oh, Debra and Terri going at it outside the ring.
-Hey! -Get up!
[Cole] Referee trying to separate all these women.
They might pull each other's clothing off.
-Oh man. -Certainly don't wanna see that, do we?
[Cole] Can you imagine Survivor Series?
[indistinct chatter]
[Cole] Wait a minute. Well, there's DX again, King.
They're searching for Arnold Schwarzenegger.
-Wait a minute, is he there? -Would you cut it--
[Cole] Oh, wrong door for D-Generation X.
I'll tell you what, I hope Arnold is waiting for this.
-It'll be a four-on-one, and… -[indistinct]
I know he's not in there. Gotta be in this one.
Oh-- [grunts]
[Cole] Hey, wait a minute. Triple H--
-It's Kane! It's Kane! -[grunting]
-Kane attacking-- attacking DX. -[grunting]
The Rock-- The Rock, Shane--
-It's Shane. -[grunting]
-Shane and The Rock and Kane. -[grunting, indistinct]
-And then Triple H and D-Generation X. -[overlapping shouting]
Coming up next, the 8-Man Survivor Series Elimination Matchup.
Oh my! It's gonna be a war.
-[upbeat music playing] -[narrator] And now, JVC Kaboom! Box,
the portable music system with dual subwoofers
and 52 watts of ring-shaking power,
presents the JVC Kaboom! of the Week.
[crowd cheering]
[Ross] X-Pac was looking for the X-Factor but he got the Rock Bottom.
-[Lawler] Look at this! -[Ross] And The Rock defeats X-Pac.
And look out.
-You think Triple H wants The Rock to be… -Oh no.
…a hundred percent at the Survivor Series?
-Hell no! -Pedigree!
[narrator] That was the JVC Kaboom! of the Week
presented by the ultimate head-banging music machine,
the JVC Kaboom! Box.
So loud it hurts.
Welcome back to SmackDown.
Michael Cole, Jerry "The King" Lawler,
and the star of End of Days,
Arnold Schwarzenegger, joining us at ringside.
You're our honorary expert commentator for this next matchup.
I never dreamed of this before.
I'll tell you, this is unbelievable to be here where the action is
and see those monsters jumping around and fighting it out, battling.
I-I can't wait.
Plus, sitting next to "The King" is pretty exciting too.
Yeah. This is really great.
You're really like a true king, look at you.
-And can I get one more autograph? -[bell rings]
I've given you four already, what's the matter with you?
-Okay, okay, okay. -Jesus, I mean, this guy, I mean…
[announcer speaks indistinctly]
-It's broken. -[Cole] Oh, there's Test.
Doesn't matter. I'm going.
-[indistinct] -[announcer] …Shane McMahon!
[Cole] Well, the doctor, you heard, saying that Test's nose is broken.
It was broken by D-Generation X earlier on tonight.
King, I don't think Test is gonna be ready to come out here.
-[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Uh-oh. Oh!
-["Burned" playing] -[Cole] He's "The Big Red Machine" Kane.
He's teaming with Shane McMahon.
[Lawler] Arnold, this guy may look a little familiar.
[Arnold] Look at this.
-[announcer] …Kane! -[Arnold] He looks, uh, monstrous.
Look at this. This is gonna be quite a battle.
[Lawler] He look anything like the guy you faced in End of Days?
-Well, maybe name-wise. -Ha!
You know, he's like the devil, that's right.
-Right? -[Arnold] That's unbelievable.
Look at Satan himself.
It's exactly what I battled in the last movie.
-It was quite a battle, let me tell you. -[Cole] Oh, I'm sure.
[Arnold] This is fantastic, how appropriate.
[Lawler] Uh-oh, watch yourself. Speaking of Satan and fire.
Here we go.
-[Cole] Oh! -[Lawler] Ah!
[Cole] And I'll tell you, King and Arnold, Sunday at Survivor Series on pay-per-view,
Kane is gonna have a battle on his hands against X-Pac.
♪ If you smell what The Rock… ♪ ["Know Your Role" playing]
♪ …is cooking ♪
[announcer] And their tag team partner,
from Miami, Florida,
weighing in at 275 pounds, The Rock!
[Cole] Arnold, can you believe the reaction for The Rock,
The People's Champion, here on SmackDown?
[Arnold] Well, I've been watching it in the last few, uh…
over the last few years, the growth of the sport of wrestling,
so I'm not surprised at all because there's such a huge amount of people now
following the sport, especially him.
He has such a great personality, The Rock.
[Cole] He's The People's Champ.
And Sunday on pay-per-view at Survivor Series,
The Rock will take on Triple H and Stone Cold
for the WWE Championship.
Vince McMahon the special guest referee.
Well, Arnold, you had an opportunity to talk to The Rock earlier.
He's gonna lay the smack down on DX out here if he gets the chance.
[Arnold] Well, he told me all the tricks he's gonna use,
so I cannot give it away, but I mean, he has all kinds of things cooking.
[Lawler] You gotta smell what The Rock is cooking.
[Arnold] That's right. Look at that.
They call him "the handsomest wrestler ever."
-[Lawler] Yeah. -[Arnold] I mean, what about you?
I mean… [splutters] Look at that face.
-Oh, of course. -Oh, come on. Don't be--
Don't be shy all of a sudden.
[announcer] And their opponents,
at a combined weight of 991 pounds, D-Generation X!
[Cole] So, D-Generation X on their way to the ring
for this 8-Man Survivor Series Elimination Matchup,
but, King, it looks like it's just gonna be seven men involved.
Test has not answered the bell,
so it's gonna be DX against Shane, The Rock, and Kane.
We told you earlier on that, uh, Test suffered a broken nose
as he rushed the ring to get at D-Generation X
after Triple H had some derogatory comments
about Stephanie McMahon, Test's fiancée.
And Test suffered a broken nose by DX because of it.
["Are You Ready?" playing]
[Arnold] Yeah, but he's a tough guy, I'll tell you. I saw the doctors--
I saw the doctors backstage working on his nose
and his bleeding and all that.
He's a tough guy, he's bad. He's bad.
[announcer speaking indistinctly]
[Lawler] He's bad. Yeah!
Look at this!
[announcer] …"Stone Cold" Steve Austin!
[Cole] Listen to this ovation
for the special enforcer of this matchup,
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
[Lawler] Look at this, Arnold. Look at these fans, they're on their feet.
All over the world, they love The Rattlesnake.
Why? I don't know, but they do.
["I Won't Do What You Tell Me" playing]
[Cole] "Stone Cold" Steve Austin wants to be the next WWE Champion.
He may get his opportunity this Sunday on pay-per-view
when he meets Triple H and The Rock.
And Stone Cold is gonna have a cold one as special enforcer in this matchup.
-[Lawler] What about that, Arnold? -[inaudible]
[Arnold] Extraordinary, the excitement that's going on right now.
[Lawler] What?
I can feel the-the vibration here, the heat, it's amazing.
-Look, they already started. -Uh-oh. Here we go!
[Cole] And look at this, Rock and Triple H, Kane, X-Pac,
double-team on Shane by The Outlaws.
Keep in mind, it's a four-on-three.
Test hasn't answered the bell.
Look at The Rock and Triple H going at it outside the ring.
-Oh man. -[crowd cheering]
[Lawler] Now, Arnold, if any of these monsters come this way,
you get behind me, I'll protect you, okay?
What a heel kick by X-Pac.
-[Arnold] Thank you. -Yeah.
[Cole] Knocking Kane out of the ring.
They'll meet Sunday on pay-per-view at Survivor Series
as will The Rock and Triple H battling outside the ring.
Look at The Big Red Machine now and X-Pac-- Oh!
Kane just hit that steel post and then a kick to the shoulder.
[grunting]
[Cole] And Kane and X-Pac battling up the ramp.
This is an 8-Man Survivor Series Style Elimination Match.
This is what you're gonna see Sunday on pay-per-view.
-[Arnold chuckles] -[Lawler] Right.
[Arnold] Right in the throat. Did you see that?
[Lawler] I'm gonna tell you something, these guys literally hate each other.
It's very personal, Arnold. I mean--
And Sunday is gonna be unbelievable.
[Cole] And X-Pac and Kane have eliminated themselves from this matchup.
-[Lawler] What? -They've both been counted out.
So now it's down to Shane McMahon,
The Rock on one side, and D-Generation X,
there's Triple H, The Road Dogg, and Billy Gunn on the other.
-[grunts] -[groans]
Boy, I'm gonna tell you something. I-I mean--
I don't know if we'll get a camera in the back
but X-Pac and Kane are probably beating each other half to death back there.
[Cole] And Triple H now into the ring. Oh!
-A shot to the gut. -That must've hurt.
That must've hurt. He hit him right in the stomach full blast.
I mean, you can see from here, that was a total connection shot there.
-Wow. -And, King and Arnold, keep in mind
the rules of this matchup,
once you're pinned or you submit or you're counted out,
you head back to the locker room.
The match will continue until one team or one man is standing.
[Arnold] I know. It was amazing to watch backstage
how they had to keep the two teams apart.
It's amazing to see this right close up.
[Lawler] Well, Shane McMahon is certainly no--
I mean, he's no wrestler the equal of Triple H.
-[Cole] Oh no. -I mean, Triple H is the WWE Champion
and Shane though, he-- I mean, I gotta admit, he gives it his all,
he gives a valiant effort every time he gets in there but he just--
He's outmatched, that's all there is to it.
-[grunts] -Oh no.
-[grunts] -[Cole] And there's Mr. Ass
with a kick to the midsection.
Mr. Ass along with Road Dogg, new Tag Team Champions.
They'll defend those titles Sunday on pay-per-view
against Al Snow and Mankind.
[crowd chanting] Rocky!
[Cole] And look at Billy Gunn now lifting Shane McMahon up.
-Watch it. -Look at the strength of Billy Gunn.
-[Arnold] Oh, here we go. -Oh man.
[Arnold] Oh. Oh no. That's it for him.
[Lawler] Well, the only reason Shane is in there,
his whole motivation is--
[Cole] Cover now, hook of the leg, there's two.
And Rock breaks the count.
[Lawler] I mean, Shane is battling for his-- for his sister Stephanie.
[Arnold] Oh, look at that.
[Cole] And look at Triple H now hammering away on Shane McMahon,
choking him, right hands by the champion.
I don't think there was a tag, was there?
[indistinct shouting]
[Lawler] Wow.
[Cole] Well, Triple H not too happy with referee Earl Hebner there.
-Yeah, really bad. -I'm gonna tell you,
D-Generation X has made a lot of enemies since they reunited.
[Cole] Oh.
[Arnold] Oh, I can really-- I understand why.
[Cole] Road Dogg with a kick to the midsection in the ring,
working on Shane McMahon who desperately needs to make a tag
to The Rock.
Kane was counted out. Test never showed up.
What a spear by Shane.
Hammering away right hands on The Road Dogg.
[Arnold] Fantastic. What a surprise takedown, huh?
[Lawler] Oh, yeah!
-I mean, Shane can do-- -Oh!
He can dig down deep. He can come up with it if he has to.
[Arnold] They're acrobatic. It's amazing.
-[Lawler] Oh. Thumb in the eye. -[Arnold] Oh, he got him again.
-[Arnold] He poked him in the eye. -Right, thumb in the eye.
-Is this legitimate? -Well, no, it's not legal
and it's not legit but that's what DX is all about.
They don't-- They don't break the rule,
they throw the rule book completely out the window.
-These guys don't care. -Yeah, I can-- I-I can tell.
-There you go. -We gotta keep an eye
on this Rattlesnake over here to our left.
[crowd chanting] Rocky!
[Cole] Stone Cold's the special enforcer for this matchup at ringside.
Triple H now tagged in and he goes to work on Shane McMahon.
Survivor Series comes your way Sunday on pay-per-view,
and the WWE Champion Triple H
will meet Stone Cold and The Rock for the title
with Vince McMahon as the special guest referee.
Vince!
[Lawler] Well, I don't like Triple H's chances in that.
But, Arnold, I don't know if you're aware of the fact that tonight--
I mean, all through the evening, Triple--
Or Triple H and the rest of DX have been planning
or looked like plotting some sort of attack on you.
-I mean… -[Arnold] On me?
On you. I mean, I think that they think that if they did something to you,
they're gonna make themselves famous all over the world
as if they're not famous enough.
But they love to get their name in the news, Arnold.
[Arnold] Well, what do you think, jealousy or what is it?
[Lawler] Well, no, it's not jealousy.
They just know that-- Well, let's face it, you're Arnold Schwarzenegger.
You're the biggest box office champion in the world that they--
Oh, what's The Rattlesnake doing?
[Cole] Well, DX was double-teaming Shane and the enforcer making his presence felt,
grabbing the leg of The Road Dogg.
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, the enforcer in this matchup.
Shane McMahon needs to make a tag. I don't know how he keeps doing it.
He's out there for the love of his sister, Stephanie McMahon,
after that cruel joke DX played on Stephanie and the McMahon family.
And look at Shane go.
[Arnold] He's got him cornered now. Yes.
Yeah. Throw him right there. Very good. Good shot.
-[Lawler] What? -Oh, yeah. Ni-- Oh.
-[Lawler] Uh-oh. -Left hand for the southpaw, Road Dogg,
The Shake, Rattle, and Roll.
-[Lawler] Oh! -[Arnold] Oh.
[Lawler] He loves to do it doggy style, Arnold.
[Cole] He's The Road Dogg.
[Arnold] It's extraordinary, exciting.
I mean, I-I know they're playing dirty, these guys,
but I mean, it still is exciting. Look at that.
I mean, that's below the belt. He kicked him right in the--
between the legs.
-I know. -I don't know how to say it.
-Oh! The Rock! -Oh my God! Look at that.
-Rock with a clothesline. -He's getting mad.
The Rock is back.
-That's fantastic. -[Cole] Oh, Famouser, Famouser!
Look at this. Everyone is jumping in there.
[Cole] Famouser by Mr. Ass.
Mr. Ass, an illegal man, got the Famouser on Shane McMahon.
Road Dogg rolls him over. Referee never saw it.
-[Lawler] Uh-oh! -Shane is eliminated.
And we're down to DX against The Rock.
[Lawler] Oh my gosh, Arnold, it's three-on-one now.
Three members of DX, The Road Dogg, Triple H, and Billy Gunn.
[Lawler] He's gotta go back to the back. Shane has been eliminated,
and now it's The Rock against DX.
-[inaudible] -[crowd] Rocky!
-[Lawler] This is not good. -[Cole] King, the WWE Champion
and the Tag Champions together against one man.
And you know damn well, Triple H would love to eliminate The Rock.
And wait a minute, look who's coming down, King.
-Look who's here. -[Lawler] Test!
[Cole] Test is here.
Test, broken nose and all, has come down to the match.
And here we go, three-on-two.
[Lawler] Oh my gosh!
[Cole] Test on The Road Dogg.
Boot to the face, Rock and Triple H going at it.
Triple H kick to the midsection,
and Mr. Ass pulling The Rock out of the ring.
It was DX who earlier on tonight broke the nose of Test.
[Arnold] This is unbelievable. Look at that.
[Lawler] Hey, look.
Mr. Ass with a chair, lying in wait.
[Arnold] Wait, this is-- This is not legal to use the chair.
-Look out. Oh my God! -Oh no.
And Test takes it to the back.
-Steel chair. -[Arnold] Well, this is the dirtiest fight
I've ever seen. What is going on here?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute, referee Earl Hebner--
Referee Earl Hebner has disqualified Mr. Ass for using the chair.
-[Arnold] This is unbelievable. -He's being ejected!
[Arnold] But he hit him with the chair on the back.
-Right, the referee saw. -The guy didn't even look.
[Lawler] And-and he's been disqualified, he's-he's out of here.
[Cole] And Stone Cold, the enforcer, give him credit,
helping the referee to toss Mr. Ass out.
-Look at this! -Road Dogg covers Test.
-Wait! -Wait a minute.
Test gets the shoulder up before the count of three.
Test nailed with a chair. Somehow gets his shoulder up.
And both men are down now. Road Dogg to his feet,
gonna climb the ropes here, high-risk maneuver for The Road Dogg.
Look out, Test is up.
-[both groan] -[Arnold] Oh.
[Cole] Test caught Road Dogg. Desperation maneuver to the gut.
[Lawler] They're both down.
[Cole] And we're down to two members of DX,
Road Dogg and Triple H,
two members of the other team, Test and The Rock.
And Test needs to make a tag.
[Lawler] Well, I'm gonna tell you something, if this is any indication
to what Survivor Series is gonna be like,
it's gonna be the biggest Survivor Series ever.
[Cole] Survivor Series on pay-per-view Sunday.
And here comes The Rock, right hand to The Road Dogg,
and The Rock again.
Will Rock be WWE Champion come Survivor Series?
DDT, covers The Road Dogg.
-Hooks the leg and Triple H-- -He's back, he pinned him. Oh no.
-From behind again. Another dirty trick. -Triple H broke up the count.
And these two will meet in the same ring at Survivor Series on Sunday.
-[Lawler] Oh! -The Rock and Triple H.
Look out, look out!
Rock Bottom, Rock Bottom, Rock Bottom!
-Hooks the leg. -Go. Oh, yes.
-He got him! -It's over.
-He's been eliminated. -Oh, yes.
-And we're down to two. -He got it.
[Lawler] Arnold, that's what's known as laying the smack down on 'em.
-[Arnold] Look at that. -[Cole] It's The Rock and Triple H.
The Rock down to two men on his side with Test. Triple H down to one.
Whips Rock into the ropes. Swinging neckbreaker by The Rock.
-And Rock rolls into the cover. -Yeah, the athletic skills to destroy.
Hooks the leg and a kickout.
[Lawler] Arnold, can you smell what The Rock's cooking right now?
I think The Rock has all kinds of things, obviously.
-I can smell what he's cooking. -Uh-oh. Right.
[Arnold] Yes.
[Cole] And Stephanie McMahon's fiancé, Test, into the ring,
right hands to the champion, Triple H.
Rock and Test against Triple H here.
And Triple H with a low blow.
[Lawler] The referee didn't see that one,
or Triple H would have been eliminated himself.
[Cole] A low blow by the champion, hooks the leg on Test,
there's two, and Rock breaks up the count.
-I don't even know… -Coming in at the right time.
I don't know how Test is going. He's having to breathe through his mouth,
his nose is completely broken. I mean, he's-- there's--
It's blocked up, I don't--
-Hey! -I don't know how he can do it. Look!
-Triple H just knocked the referee out. -What?
[Cole] Triple H just hit referee Earl Hebner, and wait a minute.
-[Lawler] Hey, watch out for Stone Cold. -The special enforcer with a chair.
And Austin hit Rock! Austin hit The Rock!
Oh my gosh!
Austin nailed The Rock!
-[Arnold] This is extraordinary. -[Lawler] Wait.
Where's Arnold-- Where are you going?
What are you doing?
-That's a chair. -Wait a minute.
[crowd cheering]
Arnold Schwarzenegger, he just handed Austin a chair.
Oh, nailed Triple H!
Austin with help from Schwarzenegger.
-Here's the cover, hooks the leg! -[crowd] One, two, three!
-[bell rings] -Test just eliminated Triple H!
[crowd cheering]
Arnold Schwarzenegger!
-Test has pinned the champion. -[announcer] Your winners,
Test, Shane McMahon, Kane, and The Rock!
[Arnold] I had to do that, I had to--
I mean, it was ridiculous, the guys were using the chairs all the time,
going from behind.
He could never see him while hitting him on the back,
hitting on the head, hitting him in the front.
-How much do you think can anyone take? -[Cole] Arnold, King, look out!
Here comes the champ! Here comes Triple H!
[Lawler] What are you gonna do? Wait a minute.
Triple H-- Whoa, Schwarzenegger!
Schwarzenegger leveled Triple H!
Schwarzenegger hammering away on Triple H!
Arnold Schwarzenegger just took out Triple H!
Oh my!
All hell has broken loose.
And now "The Rattlesnake" Austin.
-Oh my! -[glass shatters]
["I Won't Do What You Tell Me" playing]
Austin, Schwarzenegger, they've taken out Triple H!
Arnold Schwarzenegger has terminated Triple H.
And let's take a look at what happened.
Arnold with a steel chair, tossed it into The Rattlesnake,
and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin did not disappoint.
Watch this impact to the head of Triple H.
And then Triple H came outside angry with Arnold Schwarzenegger
and Arnold went right after the WWE Champion.
Arnold Schwarzenegger and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
This Sunday on pay-per-view,
Triple H, Austin, The Rock, for the WWE Title.
Vince McMahon the guest referee.
Will it be the end of days for Triple H? itle.