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[WWE theme music playing]

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[indistinct overlapping transmissions]

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[low rumbling]

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["Everybody On the Ground" playing]

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[popping explosions]

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[Cole] With Survivor Series looming
just three days away on pay-per-view,

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we welcome you to SmackDown on UPN.

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The fans in Baltimore [inaudible]
in anticipation

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of the arrival of major film star
Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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-[Lawler] Yeah!
-[Cole] And the world is asking,

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what did DX do to Stephanie McMahon
this past Monday night?

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[crowd cheering]

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♪ Are you ready? ♪

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["Are You Ready?" playing]

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♪ You think you can tell us what to do? ♪

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♪ You think you can tell us
What to wear? ♪

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♪ You think that you're better? ♪

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♪ Well, you better get ready ♪

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♪ Bow to the masters ♪

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♪ Break it down! ♪

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[crowd cheering]

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[Cole] And here comes
the most controversial group

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in the history of
World Wrestling Entertainment.

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And, King, this past Monday on Raw,

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Triple H, D-Generation X was on the ropes,

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the deck stacked against them
on Monday night,

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but DX had a plan.

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[Lawler] Without a doubt, Michael,
they had a plan and I guess that--

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I guess you could say it
worked to perfection.

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Triple H is still The Game.

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He's still the WWE Champion.

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But I don't know if I can agree
with how he remained the champion.

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[Cole] And what will be the plans
for D-Generation X this Sunday?

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This Sunday on pay-per-view
when Triple H defends

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the World Wrestling
Entertainment Championship

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in a Triple Threat Match
against "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

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and The Rock

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with a special guest referee,
Vince McMahon.

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["Are You Ready?" playing]

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♪ You think you're a big man? ♪

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[Cole] What an electric night
it's expected to be

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on SmackDown here tonight.

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We're waiting the arrival
of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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[Lawler] Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Can you believe it?

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He's gonna be right here on SmackDown!

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No telling what's gonna happen
here tonight, Michael.

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[Cole] And perhaps now
we'll get some answers from D-Generation X

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into what happened when Raw
went off the air this past Monday night.

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[Lawler] Uh, you know, I am hesitant
to even try to talk about it.

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I'd rather let these guys explain it.

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We all saw what happened.

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I think I know what happened.

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We're gonna find out
right from the horse's mouth now.

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As promised, once again, D-Generation X…

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on top of the world.

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-[crowd clamoring]
-[chuckles]

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And you know what,
now that I think about it, Monday night,

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the world wasn't the only thing
we were on top of.

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-[laughter]
-[Lawler] Oh, boy.

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Man, this is-- This is a little
too personal if you ask me.

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As a matter of fact,

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why don't we…

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take a little look

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at the great D-Generation X in action,
so to speak.

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[Cole] Now we gotta relive this.

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Roll that beautiful bean footage.

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-Not that jackass.
-Stephanie McMahon,

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she's having the time of her life
if you listen.

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Let's take a little peek.
Let's just take a peek.

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-[overlapping chatter]
-[laughter]

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What the hell?

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Hey. Okay. Okay. You've seen enough.

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[panting]

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-Stephanie?
-Steph?

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Where the hell is the DX locker room?

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-Where? Where?
-Over there.

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-Stephanie?
-Look at Vince.

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-He's in a full-blown panic.
-Stephanie!

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He's got those veins
coming out of his neck again.

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Stephanie!

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-[mockingly] "Oh, Stephanie!"
-"Stephanie!"

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-"Stephanie!" [fake crying]
-"Stephanie!"

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"Oh, Stephanie! Ahh!"

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[Cole] King, they've crossed
the line this time.

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Hey, that's pretty funny. Do it again.

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-"Ahh!"
-"Stephanie!"

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[chuckles]

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Where's that dress? Show me that dress.

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[Lawler] Oh my gosh. What?

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[Cole] Oh, come on now.

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-Still got Stephanie's dress?
-That thing all gooey?

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I think we might need to check that thing
for some DNA.

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-[Cole] Oh.
-[laughter]

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It's-it's got a stain on it.

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-There's a stain right here.
-S--

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-Did you try to clean it?
-I've tried to clean it with bleach.

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-Can't you smell?
-I can-- Smells like bleach.

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I'm not sure if that's bleach though.

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The truth of the matter is…

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Vince, and for all of you,

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Stephanie McMahon
wasn't actually wearing that dress.

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-[Lawler] What?
-No. It was…

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some skank drama student
from Penn State University

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that got the thrill of her life

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by going up close with Mr. Ass.

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-[woman screams]
-[crowd clamors]

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[Lawler] What are they saying?

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And I'll tell you what,

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watching that footage, I mean,
I know Schwarzenegger

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is gonna be here tonight.

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[crowd cheering]

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Yeah.

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Whoop-de-do.

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[Lawler] Oh.

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Schwarzenegger is gonna be here tonight
and he's a hell of an actor,

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but the truth of the matter is,

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that was some good acting.

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Oh, oh, oh. Hold on.

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That broad was not acting

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'cause I think I punctured
one of her lungs.

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[Cole] King, they're saying
it was a trick.

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All right. Easy. Easy, tough guy.

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I know you're all man and three yards long

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but I don't think you went that far.

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-Oh.
-The truth of the matter is,

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Monday night just shows
what DX is capable of.

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And speaking of capable,

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at Survivor Series,

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I will be the most capable man

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in World Wrestling Entertainment.

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[Cole] That's this Sunday on pay-per-view.

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And I know that there has been
a lot of problems with everybody else

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and mistakes,

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a lot of mistakes have been made.

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[crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky!
Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!

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For example,

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he is one of the biggest screw-ups
making the mistakes.

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I, on the other hand,
do not make mistakes.

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Survivor Series will be no different.

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I will make no mistakes

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and it does not matter
if I have to go through Austin,

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if I have to go through The Rock.

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[crowd cheering]

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Even if I have to go through
Vince McMahon himself as the referee,

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I will walk out of Survivor Series Sunday

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the World Wrestling
Entertainment Champion!

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[crowd shouting]

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Wow, what a pay-per-view Sunday
that's gonna be.

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Because…

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I am that damn good.

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[Lawler laughs]

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-Now, Vince…
-He's hot, all right.

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…you've seen what we're capable of.

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And, Vince McMahon, you like to come out
and get in DX's face every week.

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You wanna stand face to face
with The Game, with Triple H.

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You wanna get in our way.

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Well, next time you think about it,

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you've got to ask yourself, Vince,

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you know what we're capable of.

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And the truth of the matter is, Vince,

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little pristine, pure Stephanie

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could be wearing this dress

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any time we want.

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[Lawler] Oh my God.

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King, it's a scary thought
what they're capable of.

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I got to see this one more time

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'cause it's just too precious of a shot.

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Put that jackass's face, Vince McMahon,
put his face on there one more--

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[laughs]

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-"Stephanie!"
-Look at that.

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"Stephanie! Oh my God."

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-Wh-- What the hell?
-[Cole] Wait a minute.

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-[crowd cheering]
-[Cole] King, that--

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[Lawler] Uh-oh.

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[Cole] Vince McMahon, the chairman
of World Wrestling Entertainment.

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-[indistinct]
-["No Chance In Hell" plays]

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[Cole] And that means
he's on his way out here.

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[Lawler] Yeah. And more importantly
than him being chairman

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of World Wrestling Entertainment
right now,

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that's Stephanie McMahon's father.

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[Cole] And can you imagine the terror
that Vince was going through Monday night

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when Raw went off the air.

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I mean, just imagine
what he was going through.

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-Uh-oh, here we go.
-Here comes Vince McMahon.

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["No Chance In Hell" playing]

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[Lawler] I'm gonna tell you something.
This is real personal, Michael.

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Look at his face.

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[Cole] I can tell you, he won't be amused
at this little stunt that DX pulled.

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[crowd cheering]

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You know, there are a lot of things

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I could do

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about the stunt you pulled.

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First of all, I could
walk down to that ring

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and fire every one of your asses
on the spot.

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[Cole] And they'd deserve it.

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[crowd cheering]

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-They would deserve it.
-[Lawler] Now, wait a minute. He--

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He can't fire all those guys, can he?

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-[Cole] He can do whatever he wants.
-Or…

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I could go back to my locker room,

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come back with an equalizer,

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and leave every damn one of you
a bloody mess.

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-[crowd cheering]
-[Lawler] What?

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But that's not what I'm gonna do.

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Just as you've had your fun…

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I'm gonna have my fun at Survivor Series

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as the guest referee.

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-[crowd cheering]
-[Lawler] Uh-oh.

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And as far as tonight is concerned,

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in that very ring…

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-[Lawler] He loves to say that, Michael.
-[Cole] Uh-oh.

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[Lawler] And that usually is followed
by something bad.

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…there will be an 8-Man Survivor Series
Elimination Matchup.

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-[Lawler] Oh, boy.
-In which you four degenerates

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will square off against my son Shane…

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[Lawler] What?

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…my soon-to-be son-in-law, Test…

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-[Lawler] Whoa.
-[crowd cheering]

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…Kane…

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[crowd cheering]

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That's gonna be tonight?

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-[Cole] Tonight.
-…and "The People's Champion" The Rock.

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[Cole] Oh my, tonight on SmackDown!

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[crowd cheering]

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[Lawler] Oh my gosh.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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I-I forgot.

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I forgot, there's just one last thing,

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and that is, tonight,

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in the 8-Man Elimination
Survivor Series Matchup,

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there is a guest enforcer

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and his name is "Stone Cold" Steve Austin!

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[Cole] Stone Cold, the enforcer tonight

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for the 8-Man Survivor Series Style
Elimination Match.

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[Lawler] Boy, and look at--

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Look at DX. That's put 'em over the edge.

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[Cole] Triple H is livid.

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[Lawler] He's boiling.

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[Cole] It will be DX--

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-Vince.
-[Lawler] Uh-oh.

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All right. You wanna come out here,

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you wanna play a little one-upmanship?

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I'll tell you what.

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That's fine.

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You make your threats,

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but when you walk back there

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and you look at your daughter's face

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and she's smiling,

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Vince, you're gonna ask yourself,

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"Is Stephanie smiling

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because she's laughing at Test

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because he's just that rotten
in the sack?"

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[Lawler] Whoa.

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"Or is she smiling because she's thinking

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about exactly what DX could do to her
in the sack?"

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[Cole] Come on now, that's uncalled for.

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-Hey, look at this.
-Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute. That's Test.
That's Stephanie's fiancé, Test.

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-[Lawler] What's he doing?
-Test is going after D-Generation X.

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[Lawler] What, is he crazy?
That's four-on-one, he's got no chance.

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[Cole] Well, King, you gotta admire

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the guts of Test going in there
four-on-one. He loves Stephanie.

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-He's sticking up for his fiancée.
-And here comes Vince McMahon.

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[Lawler] This could get really bad
right here, Michael.

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[Triple H] There's your son-in-law!
There's your son-in-law.

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[Cole] Wow.

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DX just tossing Test out of the ring.

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Vince McMahon
coming now to the aid of his…

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-You son of a bitch!
-["Break It Down" plays]

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Take your boy and get your ass to stepping
before we do it to you too.

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[Cole] The-the scary thing is, King, is,

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can you imagine
what D-Generation X is capable of?

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[Lawler] I'm gonna tell you something.
Look, they've bloodied Test up already.

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What a way to start off
SmackDown, Michael.

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This is gonna be some night,
I can assure you that.

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-[Cole] Yet--
-All of this but we're also waiting on,

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any moment, the arrival
of Arnold Schwarzenegger

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right here tonight on SmackDown.

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[Cole] Get ready for the ride of your life
tonight on SmackDown.

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[Lawler] Arnold Schwarzenegger
is gonna be here.

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[Cole] Arnold Schwarzenegger,
the Terminator,

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will be in the house right here tonight
on SmackDown.

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Well, King, we also have exclusive footage

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of the funeral of The Big Show's father
held earlier today

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and it was disturbing, deplorable,

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and you're not gonna believe
what you're going to see.

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[narrator] Olympic gold medal champion
Kurt Angle.

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I do respect the athletic ability
of the Superstars in the WWE.

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And I'm sure some of them
could've competed on the Olympic level

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but I believe you have to have
a little extra something

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to win the Olympic gold.

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And having done that,

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I believe I'll be a great addition
to the locker room.

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With my intensity, integrity,
and intelligence,

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I can share with the people
my great achievements

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and inspire a new generation of athletes
in the WWE.

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[narrator] Kurt Angle, the most celebrated
real athlete in WWE history.

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-Well, you know, Vince.
-Yeah.

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It's getting late
and I don't know if he's gonna make it.

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-No, no.
-Is he gonna make it?

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Arnold Schwarzenegger
wouldn't miss this thing for anything.

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-I'm telling you.
-I hope so.

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Don't worry, this guy is the biggest star
in the movie business.

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-Well, I know that.
-Don't get excited like you normally do.

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Yeah. You guys please behave yourselves.

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Just relax, Pat.

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♪ You think you know me ♪
["You Think You Know Me" plays]

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[Cole] Well, King,
Vince and his associates

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waiting for the Terminator.

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[Lawler] His associates?
Those are The Stooges.

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[Cole] Well, major movie star
Arnold Schwarzenegger

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expected to invade SmackDown shortly.

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And Kurt Angle,
you just saw him there, folks.

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[announcer] The following contest
is scheduled for one fall.

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Making his way to the ring,
being accompanied by Christian,

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from Toronto, Canada,
weighing in at 240 pounds,

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Edge!

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[Cole] The Olympic gold medalist
Kurt Angle

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will make his official WWE debut
this Sunday on pay-per-view

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at Survivor Series.

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Yeah. What are the rest
of the WWE athletes

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gonna think about
a real athlete showing up?

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-[laughs]
-["Slow Death" plays]

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Uh-oh.

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[announcer] And his opponent,

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being accompanied to the ring
by Crash Holly,

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from Mobile, Alabama,

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Hardcore Holly!

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[Lawler] Speaking of real, here's comes
a couple of real Super Heavyweights.

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[Cole] We are set, King,
for one-on-one action.

331
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-Gonna be Hardcore Holly against Edge.
-Oh! Did you see that?

332
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[Cole] And look at that.
Hardcore and Crash.

333
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They are cousins,
on their way to the ring.

334
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Well, at Survivor Series
Sunday on pay-per-view, King,

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Edge and Christian
will team with The Hardys

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against The Hollys and Too Cool,

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and who knows what's gonna happen
in that Survivor Series matchup.

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Well, I'm thinking [indistinct]
Too Cool right now, going out on a limb.

339
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I like those guys.
They're really impressive.

340
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,266
["Slow Death" continues]

341
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Of course, these guys
are real impressive right here also.

342
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,238
-[bell rings]
-[Cole] Will it be a repeat

343
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of that Ladder Match from No Mercy

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that The Hardys and Edge and Christian
were involved in?

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But this time around at Survivor Series,

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Edge, Christian, and The Hardys
on the same team.

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And here we go now.

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[Lawler] Oh.

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[Cole] Edge off the ropes.

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-[Lawler] Uh-oh.
-Oh man.

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00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:06,725
-Look at this. Oh!
-Oh!

352
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,595
[Cole] Hardcore Holly just hung Edge
on the top rope.

353
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-Hey, hey, hey!
-You know, with a megastar

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like Arnold Schwarzenegger here tonight,

355
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:16,502
you know there's gotta be somebody
in the back, perhaps DX,

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that's gonna wanna take advantage
of the situation,

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make a name for themselves.

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[Lawler] Oh.

359
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[Cole] Hardcore Holly,
knife-edge under the chin.

360
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:26,912
[crowd cheering]

361
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[Cole] It's gonna be some war
at Survivor Series when The Hollys…

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team up with Too Cool
against Edge, Christian, and The Hardys.

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00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,954
Well, it's like I said,
I'm picking the team of Too Cool

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and the-- and The Hollys,

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and, uh, I think they're gonna--

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I think they're gonna shock the world
at Survivor Series.

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[Cole] Hardcore Holly
balancing on the back of Edge.

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[Lawler] Edge and Christian
and The Hardys together?

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They'll do absolutely anything, Michael.

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00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:55,207
[Cole] Talk about high-flying action,
high-risk maneuvers.

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Remember the Ladder Match from No Mercy.

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-[Lawler] Wow.
-Nice leg sweep by Edge, nice counter.

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Survivor Series just three days away
on pay-per-view

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from the sold-out Joe Louis Arena.

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00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,920
-Edge, Hardcore Holly counters.
-[grunts]

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And look at the strength now
of the Super Heavyweight Hardcore Holly.

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Tremendous suplex.

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[Lawler] Impressive.

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00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:19,665
[Cole] Triple Threat Match for
the World Wrestling Entertainment Title,

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Triple H, Austin, The Rock, Vince McMahon
the special guest referee.

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00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:26,805
-Boy, oh, boy.
-Well, you know

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00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:29,842
that Vince McMahon
would love to see Triple H lose.

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00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:32,077
-He'd love it! Oh no!
-Of course he would. Look at Hardcore.

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00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,179
And Edge counters with boots to the face.

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[Lawler] Oh my gosh.

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00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:41,186
[Cole] Christian cheering on
his brother Edge from ringside.

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00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:44,289
Crash, Hardcore Holly's cousin, looking on
on the other side of the ring,

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00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:45,924
and Edge trying to make it to his feet.

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Hardcore Holly up as well,

390
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,428
the fans coming to their feet
here on SmackDown.

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[Lawler] Oh!

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[Cole] And Edge with a right hand,
and there's another one.

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[Lawler] Come on, Hardcore!

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00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:59,571
[Cole] Off the rope, big back body drop.
What elevation.

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-[Lawler] And look at Crash!
-And now Crash on the apron.

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He wasn't there long.

397
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:04,943
Oh no.

398
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:07,246
[Cole] Kick to the midsection
by Edge, nice takedown.

399
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,847
Bridge into the cover, hooks the leg, two,

400
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:12,150
and Hardcore Holly gets his shoulder up
right before the count of three.

401
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:14,153
[Lawler] Phew.
I thought that was the count of three.

402
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:16,455
Look at cousin Crash there.

403
00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:19,892
-[Cole] Edge…
-Oh, look out.

404
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,627
[Cole] Oh my. Tornado DDT.

405
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:25,297
Off that second rope, into the cover,
hooks the leg, two,

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00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:27,166
kickout by Hardcore Holly.

407
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,601
[Lawler] I'm telling you,
if Hardcore loses this,

408
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,703
Crash will be in there on him
like white on rice.

409
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,605
[Cole] Oh! What a dropkick.

410
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,407
Hardcore to the chin.

411
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:39,444
And now Hardcore Holly
trying to gain some momentum

412
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:42,181
out on the apron of the ring.

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00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:44,449
[Lawler] What's he gonna do?
He's Hardcore, you know.

414
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,618
[Cole] It's gonna be some ride
on SmackDown

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00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,287
and maybe some ride for Edge here.

416
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,388
-[grunts]
-But Edge…

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00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:51,723
Oh no! …with a wise counter.

418
00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:54,393
[Lawler] Oh my gosh.

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00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:59,798
[Cole] What's he gonna do now, King?
Top rope, setting Hardcore Holly up.

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00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,567
[Lawler] And a superplex.

421
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,135
-Oh man. High-risk maneuver.
-[Lawler] No!

422
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,771
[Cole] Oh! Edge got him. Hooks the leg.

423
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:08,240
And, folks, it's over.

424
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,742
Edge picks up the win over Hardcore Holly.

425
00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:12,211
-Here is your winner…
-Wait a minute.

426
00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:15,147
-…Hardcore Holly.
-Wait a minute.

427
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,216
The referee pointed at Hardcore. I think--

428
00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:21,753
I think both men's shoulders were down
but right at the count of three,

429
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,658
Hardcore must have got
one of his shoulders up and Edge didn't.

430
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,361
[Cole] Edge can't believe it.
He thought he picked up the victory.

431
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:31,230
I'll tell you, King,
I thought he picked it up too.

432
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,632
Well, let's take a look.
Let's see what actually happened here.

433
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,369
[Cole] Edge set up Hardcore Holly
off the top rope.

434
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,271
-Oh my God.
-Now, watch Edge float into the cover.

435
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:42,274
-He hooks the leg here.
-Yeah, but Edge's shoulders were down too.

436
00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:44,743
[Cole] Edge's shoulders were down,

437
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,680
and Hardcore Holly, apparently,
his shoulder was up,

438
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,583
and Hardcore picks up the win over Edge.

439
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,819
-Man, oh man.
-[Lawler] Unbelievable.

440
00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:56,622
Okay, this is him. All right?

441
00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:58,256
-All right.
-Don't get too excited, guys.

442
00:20:58,323 --> 00:20:59,725
All right. Here he comes.

443
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,260
-All right.
-Dying to meet him, man.

444
00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:03,862
-All right, Pat.
-[indistinct]

445
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,697
Looks like your [indistinct].

446
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,700
-All right, guys. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-Excuse me. Excuse me.

447
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,335
-What is this, huh?
-Mr. Schwarzenegger.

448
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:11,637
-How are you, sir?
-How are you?

449
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,372
-My pleasure.
-Where's Vince? Oh, Vince.

450
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,573
-How are you?
-How are you doing?

451
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,074
-Good to see you.
-Good to see you, man.

452
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:18,143
Congratulations to all the success.

453
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,878
-That is very fantastic.
-Thank you very much.

454
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,214
-I'm so excited to be here.
-Can I have your autograph?

455
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,882
-Absolutely.
-Oh, come on now, guys.

456
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:24,916
You wanna shake my hand?

457
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:26,084
[inaudible chatter]

458
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:27,152
Good to see you.

459
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,553
I mean, don't embarrass me.

460
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,923
Hey, I cannot wait to see SmackDown.
Let's go for it.

461
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:33,892
-Well, let's go.
-This is gonna be a hot show, guys.

462
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,193
-Of course.
-Come on. Let's go.

463
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:36,128
Whoa!

464
00:21:36,928 --> 00:21:38,697
[indistinct chatter]

465
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:40,799
[Cole] Well, coming up, King,
footage of the funeral

466
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:43,302
of The Big Show's father
from earlier today

467
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:45,203
and you're not gonna believe
what happened.

468
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:47,472
[Lawler] Well, I-I know
what happened and it's the--

469
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:50,409
-It is the most unbelievable, uh…
-[crying]

470
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:54,012
I'm at a loss for words.
…horrific, heinous, uh…

471
00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:57,783
Y-you just cannot believe
what you're gonna see here.

472
00:21:57,849 --> 00:21:58,684
It was awful.

473
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,019
[Cole] It was an atrocity.

474
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:04,890
♪ Come get on the Ho Train! ♪

475
00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:07,125
["The Ho Train" playing]

476
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:12,130
-[Lawler] Uh-oh.
-It's time to climb aboard the train.

477
00:22:12,197 --> 00:22:13,031
[Lawler] Here we go!

478
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:19,504
[Cole] And The Godfather pulling out
all the stops on SmackDown.

479
00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:20,405
[Lawler laughs]

480
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,144
-[bell rings]
-I heard--

481
00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:28,180
-Following Tag Team Contest…
-I'll tell you in a second.

482
00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:29,881
…is scheduled for one fall.

483
00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:33,185
Making his way to the ring
from the red light district,

484
00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:36,154
weighing in at 320 pounds,

485
00:22:36,221 --> 00:22:38,657
The Godfather!

486
00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:40,258
[Lawler] I heard, Michael,
that this Sunday,

487
00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:45,163
The Godfather is gonna pull out
his finest A1 quality hoes

488
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:47,766
for Survivor Series, and Detroit's finest.

489
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:49,368
[Cole] This Sunday on pay-per-view

490
00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:52,270
from the sold-out
Joe Louis Arena, Survivor Series.

491
00:22:52,337 --> 00:22:54,406
-You know, The Godfather…
-Uh-oh, wait a minute.

492
00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:56,208
Oh, baby!

493
00:22:56,274 --> 00:22:59,511
It's gonna be mo' hoes from Motown. Yahoo!

494
00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:01,379
[Cole] The Godfather
at Survivor Series, King,

495
00:23:01,446 --> 00:23:03,482
is gonna team with D'Lo Brown
and The Headbangers

496
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,817
to take on The Dudleys and The Acolytes.

497
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,319
[Lawler] Oh-ho!

498
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,354
[Cole] That will not be
for the weak of stomach.

499
00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:10,856
I can guarantee you that.

500
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:15,193
And look at The Godfather getting down.
He loves to have fun.

501
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:18,029
It may not be easy
but it sure looks like fun.

502
00:23:18,096 --> 00:23:19,398
[Lawler] He loves to have hoes.

503
00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:21,633
Hey, look at that shirt.

504
00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:25,170
Oh, is it cold in here?

505
00:23:26,938 --> 00:23:29,941
[crowd cheering]

506
00:23:30,008 --> 00:23:31,376
[Lawler laughs] Yeah.

507
00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:35,380
It's time once again

508
00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:38,917
for everybody to come aboard the…

509
00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:41,186
-[crowd] Ho Train!
-Yeah.

510
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,488
Hey, I know that I ain't the only one.

511
00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:47,826
Is there any pimps up in this house?

512
00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:49,995
-[Lawler] Oh, yeah!
-[crowd cheering]

513
00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:52,130
-You think Arnold's watching this?
-To all y'all that know

514
00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:56,535
that The Godfather be pimping hoes
nationwide,

515
00:23:56,601 --> 00:24:00,739
man, I want you to roll a fatty
for this pimp daddy.

516
00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:03,775
Light that sticky green up and say…

517
00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:07,012
-[crowd] Pimpin' ain't easy!
-[Cole laughs]

518
00:24:07,078 --> 00:24:08,513
They love The Godfather.

519
00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:12,017
-And here comes his partner.
-["Danger At the Door" playing]

520
00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:14,419
He's a former European Champion.

521
00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:18,824
[announcer] And his tag team partner,
from Chicago, Illinois,

522
00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:22,227
weighing in at 268 pounds,

523
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,663
D'Lo Brown!

524
00:24:24,729 --> 00:24:27,399
[Cole] You know, King, D'Lo
one of the most charismatic young athletes

525
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,601
in World Wrestling Entertainment today.

526
00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:34,372
Another sell-out crowd here tonight
in Baltimore for SmackDown.

527
00:24:34,439 --> 00:24:37,342
You know, tickets for WWE events
don't last long…

528
00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:38,677
-[Lawler] Uh-oh.
-…so get them.

529
00:24:38,743 --> 00:24:40,145
They go on sale this Saturday.

530
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:45,951
[announcer] And their opponents,
at a combined weight of 565 pounds…

531
00:24:46,017 --> 00:24:47,419
["Ollie Stalefish" playing]

532
00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:50,489
[Cole] And The Dudley Boyz
wasting little time to start

533
00:24:50,555 --> 00:24:54,459
this Tag Team Matchup
against D'Lo Brown and The Godfather.

534
00:24:54,526 --> 00:24:56,761
We're gonna give that
ticket information in just a little bit

535
00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:59,030
as The Godfather
whips Bubba Ray off the ropes.

536
00:24:59,097 --> 00:25:00,465
-[Lawler] Oh my--
-Big back body drop

537
00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:03,068
by The Godfather and D'Lo Brown,
and what a clothesline.

538
00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:05,804
As we mentioned,
pay-per-view this Sunday, King,

539
00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:09,541
gonna be a war when The Godfather and D'Lo
team up with The Headbangers

540
00:25:09,608 --> 00:25:11,543
to take on The Dudleys and The Acolytes.

541
00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:13,912
I think they oughta
have that match in a bar room.

542
00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:16,781
Hah. That'd be a great happy hour,
wouldn't it?

543
00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:18,216
[Cole] Godfather, boot to the face

544
00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:20,685
and there is the elbow now
to Bubba Dudley.

545
00:25:20,752 --> 00:25:23,655
Here's a cover, referee Tim White down,
kickout after one.

546
00:25:24,155 --> 00:25:26,758
[Lawler] They got a new definition
of happy hour in bars now.

547
00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:28,493
Happy hour starts when The Acolytes leave.

548
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,394
[Cole] Yes.

549
00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:31,096
D'Lo Brown into the ring.

550
00:25:33,098 --> 00:25:35,667
Double-team, D'Lo, Godfather, big elbow.

551
00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:37,402
Let me get something straight
about The Dudleys.

552
00:25:37,469 --> 00:25:39,738
-Bubba and D-Von are half-brothers, right?
-You suck!

553
00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:41,072
[Cole] Yeah. Right.

554
00:25:41,139 --> 00:25:42,707
[Lawler] Okay. I don't know.

555
00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:44,910
[Cole] Bubba Ray backed into the ropes,
D'Lo whips him off.

556
00:25:45,911 --> 00:25:47,946
D'Lo telegraphed that one.

557
00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:50,982
Bubba Ray is gonna make him pay
with a piledriver,

558
00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,818
and D'Lo just bounced
about two feet in the air.

559
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,822
Wise move by Bubba Ray,
drawing The Godfather out of the corner.

560
00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,624
-Look at this!
-Gonna allow D-Von and Bubba Ray.

561
00:25:59,691 --> 00:26:01,059
-Oh my gosh. Oh!
-[Cole] Look at this.

562
00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:04,296
Headfirst, headfirst by D-Von.

563
00:26:04,829 --> 00:26:07,198
[Lawler] Well, no use, uh,

564
00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:09,601
trying to get any numbers
from the hoes there, D-Lo.

565
00:26:09,668 --> 00:26:11,403
D-- Yeah, look at this.

566
00:26:11,469 --> 00:26:13,204
Watch it, D'Lo. Oh!

567
00:26:13,271 --> 00:26:15,440
[Cole] D-Von delivers the elbow
to the sternum,

568
00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:17,442
and again, a quick tag to Bubba Ray.

569
00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:19,277
D-Von gonna set D'Lo up.

570
00:26:19,344 --> 00:26:22,147
The Dudley Boyz work so well together.

571
00:26:22,213 --> 00:26:23,882
And that could be the advantage
in this matchup

572
00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:25,050
for The Dudley Boyz.

573
00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:27,786
D'Lo and Godfather
not accustomed to working together.

574
00:26:28,553 --> 00:26:30,722
-[Lawler] Oh!
-Nobody home as D'Lo rolls

575
00:26:30,789 --> 00:26:32,457
out of the way to his feet.

576
00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:35,093
Heel kick to the face of Bubba Ray Dudley.

577
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,162
Speaking of working together,
Sunday at Survivor Series,

578
00:26:37,228 --> 00:26:39,397
I'm not sure that The Dudleys
and The Acolytes

579
00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:40,966
are gonna be able to coexist.

580
00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:43,535
[Cole] D'Lo misses right hand, Bubba Ray--

581
00:26:43,601 --> 00:26:45,770
Ooh, right to the face,
knocking D'Lo down.

582
00:26:45,837 --> 00:26:47,272
-Here's a cover, hook of the leg.
-One!

583
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,340
-Two!
-There's one, two,

584
00:26:48,406 --> 00:26:49,541
and D'Lo kicks out.

585
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,910
[Lawler] Can we check out the hoes again
on the other side?

586
00:26:51,977 --> 00:26:53,812
I don't give--
I don't have a good view of them.

587
00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:58,783
[Cole] Reversal,
Bubba Ray off the ropes, D'Lo…

588
00:26:58,850 --> 00:27:00,285
-Oh my!
-[Lawler chuckles]

589
00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:02,554
-D'Lo Brown with a Sky High.
-One, two--

590
00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,789
There's two,
and Bubba Ray gets the shoulder up.

591
00:27:05,657 --> 00:27:07,726
We mentioned another sell-out crowd
in Baltimore tonight.

592
00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:08,927
[Lawler] Oh, wait a minute.

593
00:27:09,694 --> 00:27:10,629
Oh, yes.

594
00:27:10,695 --> 00:27:13,832
[Cole] Tickets for WWE live events
don't last long.

595
00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:15,467
They go on sale, folks,

596
00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:18,970
this Saturday in Baltimore, Orlando,
and in Memphis, King.

597
00:27:19,037 --> 00:27:20,739
-[Lawler] Oh, yeah, my hometown!
-[grunting]

598
00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:23,108
Whoa, they move fast, like…

599
00:27:23,174 --> 00:27:24,476
-[groaning]
-[chugging]

600
00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:26,378
-Watch out!
-Bubba Ray, [inaudible] by D'Lo.

601
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:28,747
D-Von walked right into that one,

602
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:31,082
D'Lo countered and he needs to make a tag
to The Godfather.

603
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:33,418
[Lawler] Yeah, get The Godfather in there.
Ho Train time!

604
00:27:34,052 --> 00:27:36,121
-Here we go!
-D'Lo to the corner, here comes Godfather.

605
00:27:36,187 --> 00:27:37,622
-Here comes Bubba Ray Dudley.
-[groans]

606
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,258
A clothesline by The Godfather
and another one.

607
00:27:41,292 --> 00:27:43,361
-And the Ho Train is cooking.
-[grunting]

608
00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:44,295
[Lawler] Ouch.

609
00:27:44,362 --> 00:27:45,930
[Cole] Slam on Bubba Ray.

610
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:48,733
Godfather off the ropes
and he knocks D-Von down as well.

611
00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:51,136
And another quick tag to D'Lo.

612
00:27:51,202 --> 00:27:52,203
This way, this way.

613
00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:54,873
Now we'll see if The Godfather
and D'Lo can work together.

614
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,843
D-Von whipped into the corner,
slingshot. Oh!

615
00:27:58,910 --> 00:28:00,612
D'Lo follows it up with a big clothesline.

616
00:28:00,678 --> 00:28:02,047
-Uh-oh!
-And here we go.

617
00:28:02,113 --> 00:28:03,348
-Here comes the train.
-[chugging]

618
00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:04,749
Ho Train time.

619
00:28:04,816 --> 00:28:07,052
-Bubba Ray [inaudible] to the pass.
-[Lawler] Oh, derailed!

620
00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:08,787
Ho Train derailed.

621
00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:10,588
I can't believe it.

622
00:28:10,655 --> 00:28:12,891
[Cole] Bubba Ray just cleaned the clock
of The Godfather.

623
00:28:12,957 --> 00:28:15,093
D'Lo and D-Von going at it in the ring.

624
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,595
Godfather got behind, like,
"Get over there, hoes. Help him out."

625
00:28:17,662 --> 00:28:21,266
[Cole] D'Lo and D-Von
as Godfather goes at the steel steps.

626
00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:22,634
Leg drop to D-Von,

627
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:25,937
D'Lo rolls into the cover
but the referee's back is turned.

628
00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:29,407
[Lawler] Look at this! Oh my good… What…

629
00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:32,043
[Cole] But referee Tim White distracted,
and I wonder why.

630
00:28:33,311 --> 00:28:34,746
[Lawler] Oh, I wonder why.

631
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,182
The hoes are getting
a little cheeky with him.

632
00:28:37,248 --> 00:28:39,551
-Look out.
-[Cole] Reversal, D-Von misses right hand.

633
00:28:39,617 --> 00:28:41,686
Look out! 3D, Dudley Death Drop.

634
00:28:41,753 --> 00:28:43,555
The Dudley Death Drop.

635
00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:45,256
D-Von, cover, hooks the leg.

636
00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:47,325
-One, two, three!
-[Lawler] Oh!

637
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:48,493
-[Cole] It's over!
-[bell rings]

638
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,662
-The Dudley Boyz pick up the win.
-["Ollie Stalefish" plays]

639
00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:54,466
[announcer] Here are your winners,
The Dudley Boyz!

640
00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:57,702
[Lawler] The D-D-D-Dudleys
have d-d-done it.

641
00:28:57,769 --> 00:29:00,305
[indistinct yelling]

642
00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:03,241
[Lawler] I just don't think there's
any way that these two guys,

643
00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:06,311
D-Von and Bubba,
can coexist with The Acolytes.

644
00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:10,949
Well, he's always gotta be one-upping us,
trying to one-up us, right?

645
00:29:11,015 --> 00:29:12,450
Austin is a special referee.

646
00:29:12,517 --> 00:29:14,519
Rock is this, Austin that.

647
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:15,987
Oh, I hate that son of a [bleep].

648
00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:18,790
That son-- There's gotta be something
we can do to get to him.

649
00:29:18,857 --> 00:29:20,759
Tonight, there's gotta be something
we can do.

650
00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:23,161
You know what, after what you said
about Stephanie tonight,

651
00:29:23,228 --> 00:29:25,430
there's no way we're getting
anywhere near her.

652
00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:26,998
She'll be under lock and key for sure.

653
00:29:27,065 --> 00:29:28,099
She'll be locked up tighter--

654
00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:30,435
There's gotta be something we can do
to get under his skin.

655
00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:32,804
-We just gotta think for a sec.
-[indistinct]

656
00:29:32,871 --> 00:29:34,105
Hey, guess what?

657
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,108
Arnold Schwarzenegger is here.

658
00:29:37,175 --> 00:29:38,943
The Austrian Oak.

659
00:29:39,010 --> 00:29:40,879
Oh! [chuckles]

660
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:43,848
[laughter]

661
00:29:43,915 --> 00:29:45,183
-Oh, yeah.
-[laughter]

662
00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:47,318
That's gonna be
a good little piece of [indistinct].

663
00:29:49,387 --> 00:29:53,658
[Cole] Well, Big Show, King, found out
about his father's death this weekend

664
00:29:53,725 --> 00:29:55,994
and the funeral was held earlier today,

665
00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:59,297
and it was unlike anything
you have ever seen before.

666
00:29:59,364 --> 00:30:01,933
[Lawler] No, and this is gonna be
some of the most disturbing footage

667
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,235
anybody has ever seen anywhere.

668
00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:05,603
It's-it's-- I-I just--

669
00:30:05,670 --> 00:30:07,038
I cannot believe it

670
00:30:07,105 --> 00:30:09,507
and-and, uh, you're gonna be shocked.

671
00:30:09,574 --> 00:30:11,876
[Cole] It was heinous, it was an atrocity,

672
00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:15,446
the funeral of The Big Show's father
from earlier today.

673
00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:21,019
[narrator] And now, the Spyro 2 Rewind.

674
00:30:21,085 --> 00:30:23,988
Spyro the Dragon
is back in a whole new adventure.

675
00:30:24,055 --> 00:30:26,257
It's Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!

676
00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:28,293
Get it now only on PlayStation.

677
00:30:28,359 --> 00:30:30,361
[Ross] What the hell is Val Venis
doing out here?

678
00:30:30,428 --> 00:30:32,530
There's the Snow Plow, [indistinct].

679
00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:33,698
[Lawler] Oh no, look at this!

680
00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:36,267
[Ross] Badass Billy Gunn
with a steel chair.

681
00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:38,169
-We have a new champion.
-I don't believe this.

682
00:30:38,236 --> 00:30:41,439
Val Venis had Mankind
and the referee distracted.

683
00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:42,407
[Lawler] New champion!

684
00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:45,076
["Hello Ladies" playing]

685
00:30:45,143 --> 00:30:47,078
♪ Hello, ladies ♪

686
00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:50,582
[Cole] Oh my, what a ride
it's gonna be tonight on SmackDown.

687
00:30:50,648 --> 00:30:53,418
Arnold Schwarzenegger is in the house.

688
00:30:53,484 --> 00:30:58,489
And did we just hear a threat
from D-Generation X to good old Arnold?

689
00:30:58,556 --> 00:31:01,426
Boy, oh, boy, what is gonna happen here
tonight on SmackDown

690
00:31:01,492 --> 00:31:03,061
as Val makes his way to the ring.

691
00:31:03,127 --> 00:31:04,829
The following contest
is scheduled for one fall.

692
00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:07,832
Making his way to the ring
from Las Vegas, Nevada,

693
00:31:07,899 --> 00:31:11,102
weighing in at 244 pounds,

694
00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:13,871
Val Venis!

695
00:31:13,938 --> 00:31:17,041
[Cole] Well, you know, Survivor Series
comes your way Sunday on pay-per-view.

696
00:31:17,108 --> 00:31:19,510
Val Venis will be teamed up

697
00:31:19,577 --> 00:31:22,213
with Mark Henry, Gangrel,
and Steve Blackman

698
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,781
to take on The British Bulldog

699
00:31:23,848 --> 00:31:26,684
and The Mean Street Posse
in one of the traditional

700
00:31:26,751 --> 00:31:30,555
8-Man Survivor Series Style
Elimination Matchups.

701
00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:31,823
[music fades]

702
00:31:34,425 --> 00:31:36,628
You know something, Al Snow,

703
00:31:37,695 --> 00:31:40,832
the most pathetic thing
the Big Valbowski has ever seen

704
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:46,638
is the fact that after 17 years
of you, Al Snow,

705
00:31:46,704 --> 00:31:49,674
performing in this business,

706
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:55,346
your only claim to fame
is the fact that you had your doll

707
00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:59,550
jerked off the shelves
of some second-rate Kmart.

708
00:31:59,617 --> 00:32:00,685
[crowd cheering]

709
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,654
-[Lawler] I think it's Walmart, wasn't it?
-It was.

710
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:06,024
And, Al Snow,
I find it absolutely appalling

711
00:32:06,624 --> 00:32:10,995
that you treat women like objects.

712
00:32:11,062 --> 00:32:13,097
-[Lawler chuckles]
-Let me make one thing perfectly clear,

713
00:32:13,164 --> 00:32:15,533
Al Snow, that's my gimmick.

714
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,936
I treat women like objects.

715
00:32:18,002 --> 00:32:20,638
-[dog barks]
-["Bulldog" playing]

716
00:32:24,142 --> 00:32:26,144
[announcer] And his opponent,

717
00:32:26,210 --> 00:32:29,614
being accompanied to the ring
by The Mean Street Posse,

718
00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:33,851
from Manchester, England,
weighing in at 250 pounds,

719
00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:37,121
the World Wrestling Entertainment
European Champion,

720
00:32:37,188 --> 00:32:40,224
The British Bulldog!

721
00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:43,328
[Cole] Well, as The Bulldog steps
to do battle one-on-one with Val Venis,

722
00:32:43,394 --> 00:32:45,196
we understand Al Snow is a mess,

723
00:32:45,263 --> 00:32:49,200
disgruntled with the situation, of course,
with, uh, with his action figure,

724
00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:52,070
also the fact that he lost the Tag Title
to Mankind

725
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:54,372
and The New Age Outlaws
this past Monday on Raw.

726
00:32:54,439 --> 00:32:56,674
As Val Venis now goes to work
on The British Bulldog,

727
00:32:56,741 --> 00:32:57,942
Al Snow is not here tonight.

728
00:32:58,009 --> 00:33:02,113
[Lawler] Well, uh, I guess
he's just home, uh, sulking or-or…

729
00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:05,550
Yeah, he-- And Mankind is there
trying to console him or whatever,

730
00:33:05,616 --> 00:33:08,720
but let's face it, Al Snow is a loser.

731
00:33:08,786 --> 00:33:12,323
I mean, he lost the match,
he lost the Tag Team Titles. Face it, Al.

732
00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:14,525
-[Cole] Oh! Wow!
-And you're such a loser that, uh…

733
00:33:14,592 --> 00:33:16,594
you got your action figure
pulled off the shelves.

734
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,696
-Well, that's--
-Maybe it was unfair but it happened.

735
00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:20,665
[Cole] And look at Bulldog,
look at the strength now

736
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:22,100
of The British Bulldog.

737
00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,434
-Oh!
-Whoops.

738
00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:26,704
[Cole] You know, Al Snow and Mankind
will have the opportunity to win the tag--

739
00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:28,706
Wait a minute, cover now and a kickout.

740
00:33:28,773 --> 00:33:30,508
Al Snow and Mankind meet
The New Age Outlaws,

741
00:33:30,575 --> 00:33:33,845
Sunday on pay-per-view at Survivor Series
for the Tag Team Titles.

742
00:33:33,911 --> 00:33:35,013
[Lawler] Oh, that's scary.

743
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,448
-First, there was a--
-Look at this. Oh man.

744
00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:39,984
-And a DDT by The Bulldog.
-He got planted.

745
00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:43,154
[Cole] Rolls into the cover now,
there's two, Val gets the shoulder up.

746
00:33:43,221 --> 00:33:46,557
You see The Posse on the stage,
The Bulldog's new running buddies,

747
00:33:46,624 --> 00:33:48,192
they're gonna team
with The British Bulldog

748
00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:50,061
at Survivor Series Sunday.

749
00:33:50,128 --> 00:33:52,363
And here, The Posse now going to work.

750
00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:55,466
The vultures picking at the carcass
of Val Venis.

751
00:33:56,234 --> 00:33:57,168
[Lawler] Wow.

752
00:33:57,235 --> 00:34:01,639
[Cole] Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs
will team with The Bulldog on Sunday

753
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:05,610
to take on Val Venis, Mark Henry, Gangrel,
and "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman.

754
00:34:05,676 --> 00:34:07,745
-Look, wait a minute.
-Look at The Posse into the ring.

755
00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:09,547
-And here comes Blackman now.
-[bell rings]

756
00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:12,350
Blackman will be Val's partner on Sunday
at Survivor Series.

757
00:34:12,417 --> 00:34:14,719
-And there's Gangrel and Mark Henry!
-Mark Henry is in.

758
00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:18,456
[Lawler] There's Sexual Chocolate!
Ha! Sexual Chocolate!

759
00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:20,391
[Cole] Eight men in the ring

760
00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:23,795
and this thing is deteriorating.

761
00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:27,899
Gangrel, rake to the eyes, Mark Henry.

762
00:34:27,965 --> 00:34:30,134
Officials into the ring
to try to separate this thing.

763
00:34:30,201 --> 00:34:33,171
This is gonna be a war
Sunday on pay-per-view.

764
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:34,906
[Lawler] They can't get it stopped,
Michael.

765
00:34:34,972 --> 00:34:37,542
Break! Just break it.
Come on, just break it up.

766
00:34:37,608 --> 00:34:39,944
-[Cole] And look at this.
-[overlapping shouts]

767
00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:41,612
Mark Henry, Gangrel.

768
00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:44,482
-What?
-[Lawler] Wow.

769
00:34:45,383 --> 00:34:47,385
Get them apart, somebody!

770
00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:48,319
-Hey.
-Hey.

771
00:34:48,386 --> 00:34:49,620
Arnold, how you doing?

772
00:34:50,121 --> 00:34:51,622
-How are you?
-Good. Thank you.

773
00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:53,357
-It's good to see you.
-Good to see you too.

774
00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:55,693
The Rock can't wait for your new film
to come out, End of Days.

775
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,428
Matter of fact,
The Rock's seen all your films.

776
00:34:57,495 --> 00:34:59,730
Matter of fact, this Sunday
for that jabroni Triple H,

777
00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,265
it might be the end of days for him.

778
00:35:01,332 --> 00:35:04,502
I can smell what you're cooking,
I'll tell you that. And by the way…

779
00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:05,403
[clears throat]

780
00:35:05,470 --> 00:35:07,238
…there's a lot of jabronis
out in Hollywood.

781
00:35:07,305 --> 00:35:09,474
-Hasta la vista, baby.
-[both laugh]

782
00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:10,741
-Good luck.
-Good to see you.

783
00:35:10,808 --> 00:35:11,843
-You too.
-See you.

784
00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:15,980
Boy, The Rock and Schwarzenegger
talking about jabronis in Hollywood.

785
00:35:16,047 --> 00:35:18,483
Oh man. Arnold Schwarzenegger
here tonight on SmackDown,

786
00:35:18,549 --> 00:35:20,952
but, King, on a more somber note,
you know, for weeks,

787
00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:22,820
The Big Show has been haunted

788
00:35:22,887 --> 00:35:25,389
by that vile, sadistic individual,
The Big Boss Man.

789
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:29,293
Well, without a doubt. It's gotten
very, very personal between these two

790
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,895
and I don't know where it's gonna end.

791
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:33,531
I'll tell you, it all began
when The Big Show learned

792
00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:36,033
that his father was dying from cancer.

793
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:40,104
I think the thing that's hit me
probably the hardest…

794
00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:44,842
is I have so very little time left.

795
00:35:44,909 --> 00:35:47,678
[Big Boss Man] Hey, Big Show,
I want you to know right now,

796
00:35:47,745 --> 00:35:50,448
I don't feel sorry for your dad
one single bit.

797
00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:53,584
[Ross] …that the police officer
told The Big Show just moments ago

798
00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:56,721
that The Big Show's daddy
has died, King, yeah.

799
00:35:58,689 --> 00:36:00,291
What'd he say, man? What'd he do?

800
00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:04,128
-"My daddy…"
-"My daddy, my daddy." [fake crying]

801
00:36:04,195 --> 00:36:05,796
"My daddy is gone…"

802
00:36:05,863 --> 00:36:07,431
[indistinct chatter]

803
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:10,768
-[Cole] The Big Show, bare hands.
-[yelling]

804
00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:13,004
Oh my! Oh my God.

805
00:36:13,070 --> 00:36:15,139
The Boss Man and Prince Albert
are in that car.

806
00:36:16,574 --> 00:36:19,777
[indistinct shouting]

807
00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:21,179
-[Lawler] What is this?
-What is that?

808
00:36:21,245 --> 00:36:23,247
Boss Man and Prince Albert
are locking the door.

809
00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:24,715
[indistinct shouting]

810
00:36:24,782 --> 00:36:26,751
Oh, what about your father, boy?

811
00:36:26,817 --> 00:36:29,020
-[Ross] The Big Show is going down.
-[grunts]

812
00:36:29,086 --> 00:36:30,988
I've never seen anything
like that in my life,

813
00:36:31,055 --> 00:36:33,391
and now it's another assault.

814
00:36:33,457 --> 00:36:35,459
All those noxious fumes.

815
00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:37,328
[muffled coughing]

816
00:36:37,395 --> 00:36:40,131
Well, as I said,
it's gotten really, really personal,

817
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,866
and this Sunday at Survivor Series,

818
00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,534
it's gonna be really personal,

819
00:36:43,601 --> 00:36:44,669
but last Monday night,

820
00:36:45,169 --> 00:36:47,538
Boss Man stooped to a new low on Raw.

821
00:36:48,673 --> 00:36:52,577
"With the deepest regrets
and tears that are soaked,

822
00:36:52,643 --> 00:36:55,313
I'm sorry to hear
your dad finally croaked."

823
00:36:55,846 --> 00:36:56,948
[Lawler] Oh my gosh.

824
00:36:57,748 --> 00:37:00,751
"He lived a full life on his own terms."

825
00:37:00,818 --> 00:37:03,754
"Soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms."

826
00:37:03,821 --> 00:37:05,256
[Ross] Oh, come on.

827
00:37:05,323 --> 00:37:08,059
"But if I could have a son
as stupid as you,

828
00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:10,962
I'd have wished for cancer
so I would die too."

829
00:37:11,028 --> 00:37:12,296
[crowd boos]

830
00:37:12,363 --> 00:37:14,599
"So, be brave and be strong,

831
00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:18,135
get your life on track
'cause the old bastard's dead

832
00:37:18,202 --> 00:37:19,770
and he ain't never coming back."

833
00:37:20,271 --> 00:37:21,105
[Lawler] Wow.

834
00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:23,641
[Ross] I am not believing
what we're hearing here.

835
00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:26,544
That's exactly how I feel

836
00:37:26,611 --> 00:37:29,780
about The Big Show's daddy being dead.

837
00:37:30,848 --> 00:37:31,816
-[mic thuds]
-Well, King--

838
00:37:31,882 --> 00:37:35,720
Michael, as I-- as I said, he stooped
to a new low Monday night on Raw,

839
00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:40,258
but today at The Big Show's
father's funeral, unbelievable.

840
00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:43,294
This is that heinous, that deplorable,
objectionable footage

841
00:37:43,361 --> 00:37:45,630
that we warned you about earlier on.

842
00:37:45,696 --> 00:37:47,798
This is the funeral
of The Big Show's father

843
00:37:47,865 --> 00:37:48,899
from earlier today.

844
00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:52,370
Dad, I love you.

845
00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:53,604
[Mrs. Wight crying]

846
00:37:53,671 --> 00:37:54,939
You were a good man.

847
00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:57,241
[breathes deeply]

848
00:37:57,308 --> 00:38:00,311
And everything I have in life,
I've learned from you.

849
00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:01,579
[muffled chatter on speakers]

850
00:38:01,646 --> 00:38:04,782
-Now-- What in the hell is that?
-[muffled chatter on speakers]

851
00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:08,019
Well, it's The Big Show crying
about his dear old daddy

852
00:38:08,085 --> 00:38:10,221
for the very last time.

853
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,224
See, he's not sick, he's not struggling,

854
00:38:13,290 --> 00:38:14,892
he's sitting at the…

855
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:18,396
[indistinct]

856
00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:21,432
…nobody but nobody
is gonna bring him back.

857
00:38:22,933 --> 00:38:23,768
[engine stops]

858
00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:26,671
Hey, listen, Big Man,

859
00:38:26,737 --> 00:38:29,774
I'm here to pay my respects
just like everybody else here.

860
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,544
So if you don't wanna be six-foot-deep,
laying beside your dear old daddy,

861
00:38:33,611 --> 00:38:35,880
you'll listen to your mama.

862
00:38:35,946 --> 00:38:38,182
And speaking of your mama,
hey, Miss Wight,

863
00:38:38,249 --> 00:38:39,984
now that you're a single woman,

864
00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:42,219
would you like to go out
with a man like me?

865
00:38:42,286 --> 00:38:43,721
No, you don't, you son of a bitch.

866
00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:45,423
Not my mama. No, you don't.

867
00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:46,524
-[car door closes]
-Hell no.

868
00:38:46,590 --> 00:38:47,858
-[engine revs]
-Come on, huh?

869
00:38:47,925 --> 00:38:49,360
-You want some of me?
-[tires screech]

870
00:38:49,427 --> 00:38:50,428
-Oh!
-[Mrs. Wight screams]

871
00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:54,398
[Mrs. Wight crying]

872
00:38:54,465 --> 00:38:55,299
[Big Show groaning]

873
00:38:57,501 --> 00:38:58,336
[Big Show groans]

874
00:38:58,402 --> 00:38:59,236
[man] Breathe.

875
00:39:00,371 --> 00:39:01,439
Oh, God.

876
00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:04,642
Daddy always wanted to be a drag--
drag queen, Big Show.

877
00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:07,878
I'm gonna make him a drag queen
right here, right now.

878
00:39:10,047 --> 00:39:12,083
-[Mrs. Wight crying]
-[Big Show groaning]

879
00:39:12,149 --> 00:39:16,287
What is he doing? [sobbing]

880
00:39:18,723 --> 00:39:19,790
[engine revving]

881
00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:29,467
[Big Show grunting]

882
00:39:43,647 --> 00:39:46,083
[Cole] We're back on SmackDown,
and, King, Big Boss Man,

883
00:39:46,150 --> 00:39:48,052
he can't even be called
a human being, he's a--

884
00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:51,388
he's an animal, disrupting
The Big Show's father's funeral.

885
00:39:51,455 --> 00:39:54,225
[Lawler] Well, I thought
I'd seen everything until I saw this.

886
00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:57,361
Uh, I mean, what could be going through
the mind of The Boss Man?

887
00:39:57,428 --> 00:40:00,531
What could he be thinking
pulling a stunt like this?

888
00:40:00,598 --> 00:40:06,504
Does he not realize how angry-- I mean,
how distraught he's making The Big Show?

889
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:08,172
I mean, The Big Show is gonna kill him.

890
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,074
-…drag queen, Big Show.
-[Lawler] This is crazy!

891
00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:13,110
[Cole] You know, The Big Boss Man,
no emotion, no feelings at all.

892
00:40:13,177 --> 00:40:15,646
He's vile, he's sadistic.

893
00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:18,649
You know, who on Earth with a conscience
would do something like this?

894
00:40:18,716 --> 00:40:20,217
-[crying]
-[Lawler] Well…

895
00:40:20,284 --> 00:40:22,253
I mean, it's-it's hard to even describe

896
00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:26,390
when you talk about
The Big Show's father's funeral

897
00:40:26,457 --> 00:40:28,359
and for something like this to happen.

898
00:40:29,326 --> 00:40:31,529
[Cole] And violating something as sacred
as a funeral.

899
00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:32,530
I mean, The Big Boss Man…

900
00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:34,298
[Lawler] You gotta shudder to think about

901
00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:38,035
how The Big Show is gonna retaliate
at Survivor Series.

902
00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:40,771
-It's just gonna be unbelievable.
-[grunting]

903
00:40:40,838 --> 00:40:41,672
[Cole] Sickening.

904
00:40:44,575 --> 00:40:46,577
-["Guard" playing]
-I still can't even believe it.

905
00:40:48,412 --> 00:40:51,382
Yeah, and the appropriate reaction
from this crowd in Baltimore

906
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,950
for The Big Boss Man.

907
00:40:53,017 --> 00:40:55,519
[Lawler] Well, you know what?
I mean, this is SmackDown.

908
00:40:55,586 --> 00:40:57,721
We got Arnold Schwarzenegger here tonight.

909
00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:02,226
Arnold's big movie, End of Days
is opening Wednesday, November 24th,

910
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:05,362
but I'll tell you what,
this Sunday at Survivor Series

911
00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:08,132
may be the end of days
for that man right there.

912
00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:10,534
It may be the end of The Big Boss Man.

913
00:41:10,601 --> 00:41:12,069
[announcer] …and it is for

914
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:16,640
the World Wrestling Entertainment
Hardcore Championship.

915
00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:22,246
In the ring from Cobb County, Georgia,
weighing in at 305 pounds,

916
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:25,583
the World Wrestling Entertainment
Hardcore Champion,

917
00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:28,285
The Big Boss Man!

918
00:41:28,352 --> 00:41:32,356
[Cole] Well, The Big Boss Man has got it
coming to him Sunday on pay-per-view.

919
00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:34,692
He and The Big Show on opposite sides.

920
00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:37,261
You people will have to excuse me

921
00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:39,563
for being a little bit late.

922
00:41:40,264 --> 00:41:41,765
As you can well see,

923
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,469
I was at a funeral
I felt obligated to attend.

924
00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:48,539
[Lawler] Man, he ought
to just try to apologize.

925
00:41:48,606 --> 00:41:50,007
-[Cole] Yeah.
-[Lawler] And-and-and…

926
00:41:50,074 --> 00:41:52,109
[Cole] How can you even apologize
for something like that?

927
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:54,645
-He's just gonna make it worse.
-[crowd chanting] Asshole! Asshole!

928
00:41:54,712 --> 00:41:57,314
Yeah, well, what he ought to do
is apologize and then leave the country.

929
00:41:57,381 --> 00:42:00,518
-Shut up!
-[crowd chanting] Asshole! Asshole!

930
00:42:00,584 --> 00:42:01,719
Asshole!

931
00:42:01,785 --> 00:42:05,389
See, Big Show, I mean Big Freak Show…

932
00:42:05,956 --> 00:42:07,291
-[Lawler] Oh.
-…it doesn't matter

933
00:42:08,225 --> 00:42:10,694
what partners you get at Survivor Series.

934
00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:15,466
Your chances of beating me
are about as stiff as your dad.

935
00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:16,901
-Oh my God.
-Give me a break.

936
00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:18,969
-When is enough enough for this--
-["Protection" playing]

937
00:42:19,036 --> 00:42:20,571
He's a-- he's a damn animal.

938
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:25,643
[announcer] And the challenger,

939
00:42:25,709 --> 00:42:30,114
he weighs in at 278 pounds, Faarooq!

940
00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:32,216
[crowd cheering]

941
00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:33,117
Boss Man,

942
00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:36,220
you think what you did
to Big Show's father's funeral

943
00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:38,956
was mean, nasty, and cruel?

944
00:42:39,023 --> 00:42:41,859
Naw, let me tell you what's mean,
nasty, and, cruel, brother,

945
00:42:41,926 --> 00:42:45,496
is when I take that Hardcore Belt tonight
and shove it up your ass.

946
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:46,664
-[Lawler] Uh-oh.
-[crowd cheers]

947
00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:48,332
-[mic thuds]
-[Cole] And here comes Faarooq.

948
00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:52,569
And we are ready to go
for the Hardcore Championship.

949
00:42:52,636 --> 00:42:54,571
And you know,
the thing about this, King, is,

950
00:42:54,638 --> 00:42:56,774
Big Boss Man laughs about this.

951
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,709
-He thinks this is all fun and games.
-[bell rings]

952
00:42:58,776 --> 00:43:00,611
And look at Faarooq
take down The Boss Man,

953
00:43:00,678 --> 00:43:02,780
hammering away with the right hands.

954
00:43:02,846 --> 00:43:05,849
And I think everyone in this building
is on Faarooq's side

955
00:43:06,383 --> 00:43:07,585
here tonight on SmackDown.

956
00:43:07,651 --> 00:43:10,087
[Lawler] Well, the fun and games
for The Boss Man are gonna end

957
00:43:10,154 --> 00:43:11,388
this Sunday at Survivor Series.

958
00:43:11,455 --> 00:43:13,257
[Cole] Boss Man knocked out of the ring.

959
00:43:13,324 --> 00:43:15,526
-Remember, Hardcore Championship Match.
-Oh, please.

960
00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:16,994
I don't want to see this now.

961
00:43:17,061 --> 00:43:18,095
Oh man!

962
00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:20,331
-Boss Man right into the table.
-[grunts]

963
00:43:20,397 --> 00:43:23,267
-His eyes rolling back in his head.
-[Lawler] Look at this!

964
00:43:23,334 --> 00:43:26,403
[Cole] Hardcore rules, no holds barred,
falls count anywhere.

965
00:43:26,470 --> 00:43:29,373
Faarooq has just ripped the padding
off the barricade.

966
00:43:30,074 --> 00:43:31,976
-[Lawler] Oh my God!
-Boss Man for the ride!

967
00:43:34,044 --> 00:43:35,846
[Lawler] Those things don't move, Michael.

968
00:43:35,913 --> 00:43:37,715
Uh-oh. What's Faarooq doing now?

969
00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:40,751
[Cole] Faarooq going under the ring
and he's got a chair.

970
00:43:40,818 --> 00:43:41,986
-[Lawler] Huh?
-Wait a minute.

971
00:43:42,052 --> 00:43:43,887
-Oh man!
-What the…

972
00:43:46,423 --> 00:43:50,294
[Cole] Faarooq on the table with a chair
to the face of The Boss Man.

973
00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:52,563
He almost decapitated The Boss Man.

974
00:43:52,629 --> 00:43:53,998
[Lawler] He did decapitate our table!

975
00:43:54,064 --> 00:43:55,332
-Cover, hooks the leg.
-One, two…

976
00:43:55,399 --> 00:43:56,967
-Two--
-And a kickout after two

977
00:43:57,034 --> 00:43:58,402
by The Big Boss Man.

978
00:43:59,036 --> 00:44:00,704
Well, I shudder to say this, King, but…

979
00:44:01,538 --> 00:44:02,473
-This--
-Oh my gosh.

980
00:44:02,539 --> 00:44:03,474
[Cole] Oh no.

981
00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:05,442
-Steel steps, Faarooq.
-Anything goes, Michael.

982
00:44:05,509 --> 00:44:09,013
[Cole] Oh, no holds barred,
steps to the back of The Big Boss Man.

983
00:44:09,079 --> 00:44:12,216
Cover again, hook of the leg,
and a kickout again after two.

984
00:44:12,282 --> 00:44:13,617
[indistinct shouting]

985
00:44:15,019 --> 00:44:16,854
[Lawler] Michael,
I think we're sort of, uh,

986
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,022
in the danger zone here.

987
00:44:18,088 --> 00:44:18,922
Yeah.

988
00:44:19,556 --> 00:44:21,592
-Oh, look out! Uh-oh.
-Stairs again, and Boss Man

989
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,060
blocks it with his foot.

990
00:44:23,127 --> 00:44:27,131
And oh my, knocking Faarooq down,
the Hardcore Champion.

991
00:44:27,197 --> 00:44:29,400
[Lawler] You think maybe we can get
Austin, Stone Cold out here

992
00:44:29,466 --> 00:44:31,035
to be the special enforcer for this?

993
00:44:31,902 --> 00:44:34,938
[Cole] Stone Cold will be
the special enforcer later on tonight…

994
00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:36,206
-Oh, look out!
-Oh my!

995
00:44:36,273 --> 00:44:41,178
…when DX takes on Kane, Shane McMahon,
Test, and The Rock

996
00:44:41,245 --> 00:44:44,081
in a Survivor Series Style
Elimination Matchup.

997
00:44:44,148 --> 00:44:45,115
[Lawler] Oh my gosh.

998
00:44:45,649 --> 00:44:47,151
Look at-- Look at Boss Man-- Oh!

999
00:44:47,217 --> 00:44:48,419
[Cole] Oh man.

1000
00:44:48,485 --> 00:44:50,721
Boss Man's head just bounced off
that steel post.

1001
00:44:51,221 --> 00:44:53,691
Hardcore Title is on the line,
no rules in this one,

1002
00:44:53,757 --> 00:44:54,992
falls count anywhere.

1003
00:44:55,059 --> 00:44:57,628
[Lawler] Well, Boss Man went after Faarooq
with those electrical cords

1004
00:44:57,694 --> 00:44:59,463
but now they're being used against him.

1005
00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:00,764
-Oh no!
-[groaning]

1006
00:45:00,831 --> 00:45:03,767
[Cole] And Faarooq using
the electrical cords for The Boss Man.

1007
00:45:03,834 --> 00:45:06,570
-[Lawler] Look at this!
-[grunting]

1008
00:45:06,637 --> 00:45:09,039
[Cole] You know, hanging may be too good
for The Boss Man.

1009
00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:12,176
-Watch that… Look at this!
-Hey, wait a minute!

1010
00:45:12,242 --> 00:45:14,912
That's Boss Man's
accomplice in crime, Prince Albert.

1011
00:45:14,978 --> 00:45:17,414
-And Faarooq nailed him with a right hand.
-[Lawler] What the--

1012
00:45:17,481 --> 00:45:18,782
Hey, wait-- What--

1013
00:45:18,849 --> 00:45:19,950
[Cole] Prince Albert,

1014
00:45:20,017 --> 00:45:23,353
it-it may have been mace that
he just sprayed in the eyes of Faarooq.

1015
00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:26,290
-He pulled out some sort of spray.
-Look out! Oh!

1016
00:45:26,356 --> 00:45:28,325
And Boss Man with the steel stairs.

1017
00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:31,562
[Lawler] Well, you know, police officers
and prison guards carry mace.

1018
00:45:31,628 --> 00:45:33,697
-One, two, three!
-[Cole] And there's the cover.

1019
00:45:33,764 --> 00:45:35,399
-[Lawler] And there it is!
-[bell rings]

1020
00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:38,502
[Cole] Thanks to Prince Albert,
The Big Boss Man steals this one.

1021
00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:39,703
-Look at this!
-Your winner--

1022
00:45:39,770 --> 00:45:43,073
[Cole] Oh! It's Bradshaw!
Bradshaw with a chair,

1023
00:45:43,974 --> 00:45:45,275
flattening Prince Albert!

1024
00:45:45,342 --> 00:45:47,978
And Bradshaw going after The Big Boss Man

1025
00:45:48,045 --> 00:45:49,980
but The Boss Man escapes again.

1026
00:45:50,047 --> 00:45:54,818
He may not escape The Big Show
Sunday on pay-per-view at Survivor Series.

1027
00:45:54,885 --> 00:45:57,421
[Lawler] May not? He will not.
I can assure you of that, Michael.

1028
00:45:57,488 --> 00:45:58,722
[Cole] Kevin Kelly standing by.

1029
00:45:59,456 --> 00:46:02,292
Chyna, Chris Jericho wants to become
the Intercontinental Champion

1030
00:46:02,359 --> 00:46:05,562
and will have his opportunity this Sunday
at Survivor Series on pay-per-view.

1031
00:46:05,629 --> 00:46:09,233
But it seems as if the issue between you
and Jericho has gotten very personal.

1032
00:46:10,033 --> 00:46:13,137
Well, I think basically, Kevin Kelly,
it boils down to envy.

1033
00:46:13,203 --> 00:46:14,938
You mean like penis envy?

1034
00:46:15,005 --> 00:46:17,040
-No.
-Well… [chuckles]

1035
00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:18,609
…we all know he has that.

1036
00:46:19,243 --> 00:46:22,012
Yeah. Maybe he does
but, I mean, "Va-Chyna Envy."

1037
00:46:22,079 --> 00:46:24,014
-V-vagina?
-No.

1038
00:46:24,081 --> 00:46:25,349
"Va-Chyna."

1039
00:46:25,983 --> 00:46:27,651
And why wouldn't he? Let's face it.

1040
00:46:27,718 --> 00:46:30,687
I'm bigger than he is,
I'm faster than he is,

1041
00:46:30,754 --> 00:46:32,456
I'm stronger than he is.

1042
00:46:32,523 --> 00:46:34,558
We all know you're more beautiful
than he is.

1043
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:35,459
Thanks, Kitty.

1044
00:46:36,026 --> 00:46:37,594
But more importantly, Kevin Kelly,

1045
00:46:37,661 --> 00:46:39,496
there's something
that he's never gonna be,

1046
00:46:39,997 --> 00:46:40,864
that's a champion.

1047
00:46:40,931 --> 00:46:43,634
That's what I am. Man or woman,
it doesn't matter.

1048
00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:45,736
I am the Intercontinental Champion.

1049
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:48,572
But I'll tell you what,
this Sunday at Survivor Series,

1050
00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:52,943
I'm gonna give Chris Jericho
an equal opportunity ass-kicking.

1051
00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:56,313
[Cole] Speaking of ass-kickers,

1052
00:46:56,380 --> 00:47:00,017
coming up next,
one-on-one with the star of End of Days,

1053
00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:01,618
Arnold Schwarzenegger.

1054
00:47:01,685 --> 00:47:04,955
Will it be a celebration or a catastrophe?

1055
00:47:07,224 --> 00:47:10,093
We're back on SmackDown.
And, King, a shocking development occurred

1056
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,528
during the commercial break.

1057
00:47:11,595 --> 00:47:14,398
Our cameras were still rolling
after that interview with Chyna.

1058
00:47:14,998 --> 00:47:16,133
-[yells]
-[screams]

1059
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,034
[groans]

1060
00:47:17,901 --> 00:47:21,038
[Cole] It was Chris Jericho
with a blindside attack.

1061
00:47:21,104 --> 00:47:22,539
-[indistinct]
-[Lawler] Look at this!

1062
00:47:22,606 --> 00:47:25,409
[Kitty] What are you doing? Stop it!
Ahh! Stop!

1063
00:47:26,009 --> 00:47:27,978
Come on, sweet thing. Come on, get up.

1064
00:47:28,045 --> 00:47:29,313
-[Kitty screams]
-[Lawler] Oh!

1065
00:47:29,379 --> 00:47:30,647
[Kitty] Chris, stop it!

1066
00:47:30,714 --> 00:47:32,616
Huh? You wanna do your hair, huh?

1067
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:34,618
Do you wanna dry your hair?
It's a little wet.

1068
00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:36,453
-[Kitty] Stop it! Ahh!
-Dry your hair!

1069
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,322
-Stop!
-Dry your hair! Dry your hair!

1070
00:47:38,388 --> 00:47:40,624
-Come on, come on. Dry your hair!
-[Kitty] Ahh! Stop it!

1071
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,859
Huh? Why don't you wipe off
my belt with these?

1072
00:47:42,926 --> 00:47:44,595
Shine it up real good, okay?

1073
00:47:44,661 --> 00:47:46,363
-Get out of here!
-Because on Sunday, toots,

1074
00:47:46,430 --> 00:47:47,598
the belt is mine.

1075
00:47:47,664 --> 00:47:48,699
-Shine it up.
-[Kitty screams]

1076
00:47:48,765 --> 00:47:50,067
-Looking good.
-[Kitty screams]

1077
00:47:50,133 --> 00:47:52,903
You're looking real good. [chuckles]

1078
00:47:52,970 --> 00:47:54,738
-[Cole] And now we're live.
-Come on, Chyna.

1079
00:47:54,805 --> 00:47:56,340
-Can you get up?
-[man] Sit her up.

1080
00:47:56,406 --> 00:47:57,608
-[Cole] EMTs.
-[Lawler] Oh my God.

1081
00:47:57,674 --> 00:47:58,842
-[gasps]
-There we go.

1082
00:47:59,409 --> 00:48:01,245
-[Cole] Oh man.
-Put pressure on that.

1083
00:48:01,311 --> 00:48:02,913
Looks like she's gonna need
a few stitches.

1084
00:48:02,980 --> 00:48:03,947
-Oh!
-[winces]

1085
00:48:04,014 --> 00:48:05,782
-Gotta stop that blood.
-All right.

1086
00:48:05,849 --> 00:48:07,384
He doesn't know what he started.

1087
00:48:08,318 --> 00:48:09,953
-["Break The Walls Down" plays]
-[Cole] Wow.

1088
00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:13,190
Chris Jericho with a blindside attack
on Chyna.

1089
00:48:14,691 --> 00:48:16,727
[Lawler] This guy is obsessed, Michael.

1090
00:48:17,961 --> 00:48:19,296
-[explosion]
-Wow.

1091
00:48:19,363 --> 00:48:23,634
[Cole] And here comes Y2J after that
attack on The Ninth Wonder of the World.

1092
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:26,503
Sunday at Survivor Series on pay-per-view,

1093
00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:29,106
Chris Jericho is gonna have
to meet Chyna, King,

1094
00:48:29,172 --> 00:48:31,575
one-on-one
for the Intercontinental Championship.

1095
00:48:31,642 --> 00:48:34,311
[Lawler] The two had to be pulled apart
Monday night on Raw.

1096
00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:39,549
I can't wait to see what's gonna happen
Sunday at Survivor Series.

1097
00:48:41,351 --> 00:48:43,020
Chyna-- Chyna is in bad shape.

1098
00:48:44,121 --> 00:48:47,591
[Cole] Jericho has a serious problem
with Chyna as a woman

1099
00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:49,293
being the Intercontinental Champion.

1100
00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:50,794
Chyna…

1101
00:48:52,562 --> 00:48:56,300
what I did to you right now
in the backroom was a warning.

1102
00:48:57,134 --> 00:48:58,302
-Warning?
-And believe me,

1103
00:48:58,368 --> 00:49:01,605
I feel absolutely horrible
that I had to do that.

1104
00:49:02,472 --> 00:49:06,576
It hurt me a lot more than it hurt you.

1105
00:49:07,711 --> 00:49:08,779
[Lawler] You're not bleeding.

1106
00:49:09,279 --> 00:49:15,519
But I had to stop your mockery
of this sport and its credibility.

1107
00:49:15,585 --> 00:49:19,423
I had to stop your mocking
of Chris Jericho.

1108
00:49:19,489 --> 00:49:21,892
I mean, let's face it, Chyna.

1109
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:24,962
The only reason you have that belt
around your waist,

1110
00:49:25,028 --> 00:49:28,231
the only reason you're even
in World Wrestling Entertainment

1111
00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:31,969
is because you're a tremendous
promotional tool.

1112
00:49:32,035 --> 00:49:35,205
I mean, you're great PR for WWE,

1113
00:49:35,272 --> 00:49:39,376
an inspiration to millions of women,

1114
00:49:39,443 --> 00:49:43,347
children, and idiots across the nation.

1115
00:49:43,413 --> 00:49:44,247
[Lawler] Uh-oh.

1116
00:49:44,314 --> 00:49:47,317
[scattered cheering]

1117
00:49:47,384 --> 00:49:50,587
I mean, you're a perfect example
that anything can happen

1118
00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:52,589
in World Wrestling Entertainment.

1119
00:49:53,123 --> 00:49:57,060
Even a woman can win a championship.

1120
00:49:57,627 --> 00:50:01,665
Well, that's the biggest pile of crap
I've ever heard in my life

1121
00:50:01,732 --> 00:50:06,236
and the joke stops right here, right now.

1122
00:50:06,303 --> 00:50:08,605
[crowd cheering]

1123
00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:12,676
And if you don't do the right thing
at Survivor Series

1124
00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:17,180
and hand over
the Intercontinental Championship belt,

1125
00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:20,283
well, then, I'll have no other alternative

1126
00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:24,721
than to brutality and viciously
end your career

1127
00:50:24,788 --> 00:50:28,325
and prove to you that I'm a man,

1128
00:50:28,892 --> 00:50:31,428
therefore, I am better than you…

1129
00:50:31,495 --> 00:50:32,763
[crowd booing]

1130
00:50:32,829 --> 00:50:33,663
[Lawler] Uh-oh.

1131
00:50:35,298 --> 00:50:37,834
…I am smarter than you,

1132
00:50:39,503 --> 00:50:43,640
and I am much sexier than you.

1133
00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:45,742
[crowd cheering]

1134
00:50:45,809 --> 00:50:48,512
-[Lawler] What do you think, Michael?
-[Jericho] And everybody here knows it.

1135
00:50:49,913 --> 00:50:51,214
So that's it, Chyna.

1136
00:50:51,281 --> 00:50:52,315
That's your warning.

1137
00:50:53,049 --> 00:50:55,752
Don't show up at Survivor Series
ready to wrestle.

1138
00:50:56,420 --> 00:51:00,023
Show up at Survivor Series
ready to bow down

1139
00:51:00,090 --> 00:51:01,525
and kiss the feet

1140
00:51:01,591 --> 00:51:05,695
of the savior
of World Wrestling Entertainment,

1141
00:51:05,762 --> 00:51:09,599
Y2J!

1142
00:51:10,267 --> 00:51:11,468
[Cole] Chris Jericho meets Chyna

1143
00:51:11,535 --> 00:51:14,538
Sunday on pay-per-view
for the Intercontinental Championship.

1144
00:51:15,405 --> 00:51:17,274
[Shane] Test, there's no way, man,
look at your face.

1145
00:51:17,340 --> 00:51:18,508
You're not going out there.

1146
00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:20,210
Shane, screw it. You don't get it.

1147
00:51:20,277 --> 00:51:21,878
That idiot's gone too far.
I'm doing this--

1148
00:51:21,945 --> 00:51:23,513
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1149
00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:25,849
The Rock says it just doesn't matter.

1150
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:27,484
It doesn't matter about the broken nose.

1151
00:51:27,551 --> 00:51:30,454
What matters is that we go out there
and lay the smack down

1152
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,155
on their candy asses.

1153
00:51:33,223 --> 00:51:34,858
-See you after this.
-Yeah.

1154
00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:37,394
["U Look Fly Today" playing]

1155
00:51:37,461 --> 00:51:39,329
[Cole]Well, boy, oh, boy, King.
Later on tonight,

1156
00:51:39,396 --> 00:51:42,466
the 8-Man Survivor Series Style
Elimination Match.

1157
00:51:42,532 --> 00:51:45,202
The Rock, Shane, Kane, and Test to meet DX

1158
00:51:45,268 --> 00:51:47,671
with Stone Cold as the enforcer.

1159
00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:51,374
And looks like The Rock is leading 'em
in a little strategy session, doesn't it?

1160
00:51:51,441 --> 00:51:54,277
[announcer] The following contest
is scheduled for one fall.

1161
00:51:54,344 --> 00:51:55,412
Making his way to the ring,

1162
00:51:55,479 --> 00:51:58,949
being accompanied by Scotty 2 Hotty,

1163
00:51:59,015 --> 00:52:01,952
he weighs in at 222 pounds,

1164
00:52:02,018 --> 00:52:05,455
Grandmaster Sexay!

1165
00:52:05,522 --> 00:52:08,859
-[Cole] Grandmaster Sexay, Scotty 2 Hotty?
-[Lawler] Yeah.

1166
00:52:08,925 --> 00:52:10,360
Come on. What's the matter with you?

1167
00:52:11,228 --> 00:52:15,365
[Cole] Well, tonight's SmackDown
is brought to you by Crispy M&M's.

1168
00:52:15,432 --> 00:52:17,601
The feeding frenzy has begun.

1169
00:52:17,667 --> 00:52:20,403
[Lawler] And by WWE The Music, Volume 4.

1170
00:52:20,470 --> 00:52:24,474
Get the latest and greatest official
WWE Superstar entrance themes

1171
00:52:24,541 --> 00:52:27,177
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1172
00:52:27,244 --> 00:52:29,112
[Cole] And by Western Union
Money Transfer,

1173
00:52:29,179 --> 00:52:31,948
the fastest way to send money worldwide.

1174
00:52:32,015 --> 00:52:34,751
[Lawler] Oh-oh! Grandmaster Sexay!

1175
00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:36,987
["U Look Fly Today" fades]

1176
00:52:37,053 --> 00:52:39,789
["Loaded" playing]

1177
00:52:39,856 --> 00:52:42,993
[Cole] Grandmaster Sexay of Too Cool
set for one-on-one action.

1178
00:52:43,059 --> 00:52:44,327
-[Lawler] Uh-oh.
-And his opponent,

1179
00:52:44,394 --> 00:52:48,899
being accompanied to the ring
by Terri Runnels and Matt Hardy,

1180
00:52:48,965 --> 00:52:54,471
he weighs in at 217 pounds, Jeff Hardy!

1181
00:52:54,538 --> 00:52:55,739
[Lawler] Oh, baby.

1182
00:52:55,805 --> 00:52:58,441
[Cole] Well, Terri Runnels
accompanying The Hardys down to the ring.

1183
00:52:58,508 --> 00:53:00,243
And, King, you know, Survivor Series…

1184
00:53:00,310 --> 00:53:02,913
-Oh, wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-…with ten big matches

1185
00:53:03,613 --> 00:53:05,315
comes your way Sunday on pay-per-view,

1186
00:53:05,382 --> 00:53:08,451
including the big matchup
as The Hardys team with Edge and Christian

1187
00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:11,321
to take on The Hollys and Too Cool.

1188
00:53:11,821 --> 00:53:13,323
[Lawler] You said how many matches?

1189
00:53:13,390 --> 00:53:16,860
-[Cole] Ten big matches.
-That's the biggest Survivor Series ever!

1190
00:53:16,927 --> 00:53:20,130
[Cole] Including the Triple Threat Match,
Stone Cold, The Rock, Triple H

1191
00:53:20,196 --> 00:53:22,532
for the World Wrestling
Entertainment Championship.

1192
00:53:22,599 --> 00:53:24,668
-Vince McMahon the special guest referee.
-Whoa, whoa.

1193
00:53:24,734 --> 00:53:25,902
Speaking of biggest ever.

1194
00:53:26,570 --> 00:53:27,404
Oh, baby.

1195
00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:29,873
You know, those could make
a sucker out of me.

1196
00:53:30,473 --> 00:53:34,044
[Cole] And Grandmaster Sexay
just tossed Scotty 2 Hotty into Terri.

1197
00:53:34,110 --> 00:53:36,012
-What?
-And Jeff Hardy took exception to that.

1198
00:53:36,079 --> 00:53:38,148
-[bell rings]
-And here we go with one-on-one action.

1199
00:53:38,214 --> 00:53:42,252
This will be a high-flying affair,
Jeff Hardy against Grandmaster Sexay.

1200
00:53:42,319 --> 00:53:43,787
-Oh, look at Grandmaster.
-Oh no, no, no.

1201
00:53:43,853 --> 00:53:46,623
Grandmaster, that's not a good place to be
with The Hardys in the ring.

1202
00:53:46,690 --> 00:53:47,624
Baseball slide.

1203
00:53:47,691 --> 00:53:48,892
Look out, incoming.

1204
00:53:48,959 --> 00:53:50,994
-Senton Bomb over the top rope…
-[Lawler] Good grief!

1205
00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:52,262
…caught Christopher.

1206
00:53:53,263 --> 00:53:54,864
[Lawler] Caught who? Now, wait a minute.

1207
00:53:54,931 --> 00:53:56,900
-Let's-- Let-- Yeah.
-[Cole] Sorry. Grandmaster Sexay.

1208
00:53:56,967 --> 00:53:59,102
Don't pull a Bubba Ray Dudley
and have a speech impediment.

1209
00:53:59,169 --> 00:54:00,704
You have a speech impediment,
you know that?

1210
00:54:00,770 --> 00:54:02,305
-No, I don't.
-Yes, you do. It's your foot.

1211
00:54:02,372 --> 00:54:04,641
-Keep it out of your mouth.
-Look at Grandmaster hammering away.

1212
00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:06,743
Reversal by Jeff, whipped into the ropes.

1213
00:54:06,810 --> 00:54:09,245
-Big knockdown.
-Nice move, pretty cool.

1214
00:54:09,312 --> 00:54:11,581
[Cole] By Grandmaster Sexay of Too Cool.

1215
00:54:11,648 --> 00:54:12,682
Leapfrog by Jeff.

1216
00:54:12,749 --> 00:54:15,185
-[Lawler] Uh-oh. [laughs]
-And look out now. Setting him up.

1217
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,287
-[grunts]
-Hardy landed on his feet.

1218
00:54:17,354 --> 00:54:18,888
Christopher countered. Nice suplex.

1219
00:54:20,423 --> 00:54:24,127
We gotta take another look
at that Senton Bomb over the top rope.

1220
00:54:24,194 --> 00:54:26,196
-Look at the agility of Jeff Hardy.
-[groans]

1221
00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:27,797
[Lawler] Agility? That's suicidal.

1222
00:54:27,864 --> 00:54:28,832
-He's an idiot.
-[yells]

1223
00:54:28,898 --> 00:54:31,434
[Cole] You know, Arnold Schwarzenegger
is here tonight on SmackDown,

1224
00:54:31,501 --> 00:54:33,003
the star of End of Days.

1225
00:54:33,069 --> 00:54:35,338
But what about D-Generation X?

1226
00:54:35,405 --> 00:54:37,674
And did they threaten
Arnold Schwarzenegger?

1227
00:54:37,741 --> 00:54:40,610
Are they gonna ruin his party here
tonight on SmackDown?

1228
00:54:40,677 --> 00:54:42,779
[Lawler] Well, without a doubt,
it was a threat.

1229
00:54:42,846 --> 00:54:45,081
I mean, and-and let's-- let's face it.

1230
00:54:45,148 --> 00:54:46,316
-We know DX.
-Yeah.

1231
00:54:46,383 --> 00:54:49,319
[Lawler] I mean, it would be right down
their alley to pull a stunt like that.

1232
00:54:49,386 --> 00:54:50,887
-They have the most--
-They know how much--

1233
00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:52,355
how much notoriety that would get them.

1234
00:54:52,422 --> 00:54:54,858
How much press, nation--
not-- worldwide press that'd get 'em…

1235
00:54:54,924 --> 00:54:56,926
-[Cole] Oh!
-…if they did something to Arnold.

1236
00:54:56,993 --> 00:55:00,130
Wait a minute, cover on Jeff Hardy now,
and a kickout after two.

1237
00:55:01,431 --> 00:55:05,301
Survivor Series Sunday on pay-per-view,
it's gonna be a high-flying affair

1238
00:55:05,368 --> 00:55:08,872
when The Hardys and Edge and Christian
team up against Too Cool and The Hollys.

1239
00:55:08,938 --> 00:55:10,440
[yelling]

1240
00:55:10,940 --> 00:55:11,808
[Cole] What did he say?

1241
00:55:12,742 --> 00:55:14,444
-Pay attention, Michael.
-Big right hand.

1242
00:55:14,511 --> 00:55:16,913
Figure you could translate for me.
There's another one.

1243
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:19,382
I know you're gonna be
the first one in line to buy a ticket

1244
00:55:19,449 --> 00:55:22,485
to see End of Days, but please,
when Arnold Schwarzenegger gets out here,

1245
00:55:22,552 --> 00:55:24,587
don't embarrass me by, you know,

1246
00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:27,223
slobbering all over and asking
for an autograph, that sort of stuff.

1247
00:55:27,290 --> 00:55:29,059
Oh my, missile dropkick
to the back of the head.

1248
00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:32,595
End of Days coming your way
Wednesday, November 24th.

1249
00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:34,264
That stooge Pat Patterson's back there,

1250
00:55:34,330 --> 00:55:37,267
been driving Arnold Schwarzenegger crazy
for autographs,

1251
00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:39,302
autographs for his family…
Oh, it's ridiculous.

1252
00:55:39,369 --> 00:55:41,371
And I can't wait to see
how you're gonna kiss up to him

1253
00:55:41,438 --> 00:55:42,305
when he gets out here.

1254
00:55:42,372 --> 00:55:43,740
What do you mean "kiss up to him"?

1255
00:55:43,807 --> 00:55:45,942
-I'm a big movie star myself, you know.
-[Cole] Oh, please.

1256
00:55:46,009 --> 00:55:47,510
-Oh, that's right.
-[Lawler] That's right.

1257
00:55:47,577 --> 00:55:49,646
[Cole] Look at Grandmaster Sexay,
second rope!

1258
00:55:49,713 --> 00:55:51,548
And Jeff with the referee's back turned…

1259
00:55:51,614 --> 00:55:53,216
-[Lawler] What?
-…with a low blow.

1260
00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:55,618
-And look at Jeff now. Oh my!
-[Lawler] Oh!

1261
00:55:55,685 --> 00:55:57,487
[Cole] Hurricanrana from the top rope.

1262
00:55:57,987 --> 00:56:00,924
These Hardy Boyz can fly,
and Grandmaster Sexay,

1263
00:56:00,990 --> 00:56:03,026
I don't think he found that "too cool."

1264
00:56:03,093 --> 00:56:04,561
-One, two--
-Oh my gosh. Wait a minute.

1265
00:56:04,627 --> 00:56:07,997
[Cole] Cover. And kickout by Christopher
after the count of two.

1266
00:56:08,064 --> 00:56:09,666
[indistinct yelling]

1267
00:56:09,733 --> 00:56:11,067
[Lawler] I'll tell you what is cool.

1268
00:56:11,134 --> 00:56:13,570
Terri Runnels, where is she?
Can we get another shot of her?

1269
00:56:13,636 --> 00:56:15,505
-Look out now, Jeff, top rope.
-Oh, look at this.

1270
00:56:15,572 --> 00:56:17,107
[Cole] And Scotty 2 Hotty…

1271
00:56:17,173 --> 00:56:19,075
-[Lawler] Oh!
-Jeff just knocked him off the apron.

1272
00:56:19,142 --> 00:56:21,444
-Look out, Scotty!
-Keeps his balance, tremendous balance.

1273
00:56:21,511 --> 00:56:22,645
-Jeff, top rope.
-Oh!

1274
00:56:22,712 --> 00:56:25,682
Crossbody into the lateral press
but Terri…

1275
00:56:25,749 --> 00:56:28,518
-[Lawler] Oh!
-[Cole] He-- The referee was distracted.

1276
00:56:28,585 --> 00:56:31,955
And Scotty 2 Hotty hit his own partner,
tossed out of the ring.

1277
00:56:32,021 --> 00:56:33,923
[Lawler] I didn't see that,
I'm distracted too.

1278
00:56:33,990 --> 00:56:36,226
[Cole] And Jeff with a cover now
and Grandmaster Sexay,

1279
00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:37,994
but again, referee's back is turned.

1280
00:56:38,061 --> 00:56:39,262
-One, two--
-Here's the count now.

1281
00:56:39,329 --> 00:56:40,764
There's two and a kickout.

1282
00:56:41,397 --> 00:56:42,766
-Referee--
-Jeff Hardy had this won.

1283
00:56:42,832 --> 00:56:45,702
[Lawler] Referee couldn't take his eyes
off of both of them.

1284
00:56:45,769 --> 00:56:47,036
Or off of…

1285
00:56:47,737 --> 00:56:50,406
-Uh, you know what I'm saying.
-Yeah. I know what you're saying, I know.

1286
00:56:50,473 --> 00:56:52,675
-Little flabbergasted with Terri there.
-Look out!

1287
00:56:52,742 --> 00:56:55,512
[Cole] Oh man. Look at--
What balance by Jeff Hardy.

1288
00:56:55,578 --> 00:56:57,881
-[Lawler] Oh no.
-And that's gonna set him up now.

1289
00:56:57,947 --> 00:56:59,182
Grandmaster Sexay.

1290
00:56:59,249 --> 00:57:00,583
-Ooh!
-Oh, tosses Matt into Jeff.

1291
00:57:00,650 --> 00:57:01,918
That was a cool move right there.

1292
00:57:01,985 --> 00:57:04,020
[Cole] And now Christopher, face-first,

1293
00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:07,290
center of the ring, rolls him over,
hooks the leg.

1294
00:57:07,357 --> 00:57:08,424
-[Lawler] Look at this!
-Three!

1295
00:57:08,491 --> 00:57:11,227
[Cole] Grandmaster Sexay picks up the win
over Jeff Hardy.

1296
00:57:11,294 --> 00:57:12,529
[announcer] Here is your winner,

1297
00:57:12,595 --> 00:57:14,798
Grandmaster Sexay!

1298
00:57:14,864 --> 00:57:17,200
[Lawler] How cool was that, Michael?
That was really cool!

1299
00:57:17,901 --> 00:57:20,236
[Cole] Well, Grandmaster Sexay
using his head,

1300
00:57:21,004 --> 00:57:23,840
tossing Matt into Jeff
and picking up the victory.

1301
00:57:23,907 --> 00:57:25,442
What a win for Too Cool.

1302
00:57:27,243 --> 00:57:28,478
[Arnold] Hey, I know you.

1303
00:57:28,545 --> 00:57:29,612
Hey, hey, Mr. Arnold.

1304
00:57:29,679 --> 00:57:31,681
-Good to see you.
-Looking forward to your new movie.

1305
00:57:31,748 --> 00:57:33,416
Yeah, talking about looking forward,

1306
00:57:33,483 --> 00:57:36,953
I am looking forward watching you
open up a good can of whoop-ass

1307
00:57:37,020 --> 00:57:38,054
at Survivor Series.

1308
00:57:38,121 --> 00:57:40,924
That's what I'm looking forward to.
Give them hell.

1309
00:57:40,990 --> 00:57:44,027
Talking about hell, you know,
I fought the devil just in the last movie,

1310
00:57:44,093 --> 00:57:45,462
so it's doable, okay?

1311
00:57:45,528 --> 00:57:46,529
So just go for it.

1312
00:57:46,596 --> 00:57:47,964
Hey, I got some advice to you.

1313
00:57:48,031 --> 00:57:50,466
Open up a can of whoop-ass
on Satan at, uh, End of Days,

1314
00:57:50,533 --> 00:57:51,634
and you know what I mean.

1315
00:57:51,701 --> 00:57:52,669
Now you're talking.

1316
00:57:52,735 --> 00:57:54,170
-Got that right.
-That's my man. [laughs]

1317
00:57:54,237 --> 00:57:55,104
See you later, man.

1318
00:57:56,673 --> 00:57:59,175
[Cole] Baltimore, Maryland
is indeed holding its breath

1319
00:57:59,242 --> 00:58:01,778
as we welcome you back to SmackDown.

1320
00:58:01,845 --> 00:58:04,314
End of Days star
Arnold Schwarzenegger is here,

1321
00:58:04,380 --> 00:58:07,283
but, King, what in the world
does DX have planned for him?

1322
00:58:07,350 --> 00:58:08,952
[Lawler] Oh, who knows? I just hope that--

1323
00:58:09,018 --> 00:58:11,054
You know, Arnold needs to go ahead
and get out here

1324
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:12,589
and hang with me and I'll protect him.

1325
00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:15,058
Hey, look, it's the Baltimore Ravens!

1326
00:58:15,124 --> 00:58:16,359
They're on hand here!

1327
00:58:16,426 --> 00:58:17,427
Ladies and gentlemen,

1328
00:58:17,493 --> 00:58:20,363
the chairman
of World Wrestling Entertainment,

1329
00:58:20,430 --> 00:58:22,532
Vince McMahon!

1330
00:58:22,599 --> 00:58:25,602
-[Lawler] Uh-oh.
-["No Chance In Hell" playing]

1331
00:58:27,837 --> 00:58:29,739
[Cole] And, King,
not only is he the chairman

1332
00:58:29,806 --> 00:58:31,674
of World Wrestling Entertainment,

1333
00:58:33,009 --> 00:58:35,912
but he's also the special guest referee
for the main event this Sunday

1334
00:58:35,979 --> 00:58:39,616
at Survivor Series on pay-per-view
between Triple H, The Rock,

1335
00:58:39,682 --> 00:58:41,251
and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
for the title.

1336
00:58:41,317 --> 00:58:43,486
[Lawler] And you know what?
And not a week goes by that,

1337
00:58:43,553 --> 00:58:46,890
well, these internet geeks or somebody
doesn't mention the big tragedy

1338
00:58:46,956 --> 00:58:50,493
that took place at the '97 Survivor Series
involving Vince McMahon.

1339
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:53,162
They need to make movies
about the '97 Survivor Series.

1340
00:58:53,229 --> 00:58:56,566
Something about Survivor Series
seems to bring out the worst,

1341
00:58:56,633 --> 00:58:59,002
or maybe the best, of Vince McMahon.

1342
00:58:59,502 --> 00:59:02,105
What's he doing?
He's got a WWE Championship with him.

1343
00:59:03,106 --> 00:59:04,607
-What?
-Ladies and gentlemen,

1344
00:59:05,808 --> 00:59:09,479
you've seen my next guest
battle barbarians,

1345
00:59:10,013 --> 00:59:12,515
you've seen him destroy Terminators…

1346
00:59:12,582 --> 00:59:13,416
[Lawler] Uh-oh.

1347
00:59:15,585 --> 00:59:17,053
…annihilate Predators.

1348
00:59:18,621 --> 00:59:22,759
You've even seen Jamie Lee Curtis
do a strip tease dance

1349
00:59:23,426 --> 00:59:25,094
at True Lies in front of him.

1350
00:59:25,161 --> 00:59:26,696
[Lawler] Oh, that was my favorite.

1351
00:59:26,763 --> 00:59:30,934
But you ain't seen nothing yet,
as the expression goes,

1352
00:59:31,501 --> 00:59:33,369
until November 24

1353
00:59:33,970 --> 00:59:38,241
when you see, ladies and gentlemen,
Arnold Schwarzenegger's newest film,

1354
00:59:38,308 --> 00:59:41,044
End of Days.

1355
00:59:41,110 --> 00:59:42,578
[crowd cheering]

1356
00:59:42,645 --> 00:59:47,784
Believe me, Satan has met his match.

1357
00:59:47,850 --> 00:59:51,120
-[Lawler] Gonna be a blockbuster.
-So if you would give, a rousing

1358
00:59:51,688 --> 00:59:57,160
WWE welcome to the greatest
single box office attraction

1359
00:59:57,226 --> 00:59:58,861
in the world today.

1360
00:59:58,928 --> 01:00:03,800
Ladies and gentlemen,
Arnold Schwarzenegger!

1361
01:00:03,866 --> 01:00:05,868
-[Lawler] All right!
-[crowd cheering]

1362
01:00:06,536 --> 01:00:08,905
[Cole] They are on their feet
in Baltimore.

1363
01:00:08,972 --> 01:00:12,442
Arnold Schwarzenegger
has invaded SmackDown.

1364
01:00:12,508 --> 01:00:16,312
[Lawler] Conan the Barbarian,
Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin,

1365
01:00:16,379 --> 01:00:18,481
The Terminator, Terminator 2.

1366
01:00:18,548 --> 01:00:19,682
[indistinct chatter]

1367
01:00:19,749 --> 01:00:21,384
[Cole] That's DX taking it all in.

1368
01:00:21,451 --> 01:00:23,019
"I'm here to pump you up."

1369
01:00:23,086 --> 01:00:24,487
[indistinct chatter]

1370
01:00:25,121 --> 01:00:27,223
[Cole] King, what in the world
are they up to?

1371
01:00:27,290 --> 01:00:28,891
[Lawler] Can I get an autograph over here?

1372
01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:31,160
[crowd cheering]

1373
01:00:31,227 --> 01:00:33,896
[Cole] What an ovation
for Arnold Schwarzenegger.

1374
01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:35,365
[crowd cheering]

1375
01:00:35,431 --> 01:00:36,699
[dramatic music playing]

1376
01:00:38,401 --> 01:00:40,069
I am here…

1377
01:00:40,803 --> 01:00:42,372
to pump you up!

1378
01:00:42,438 --> 01:00:43,272
[Lawler laughs]

1379
01:00:43,339 --> 01:00:46,075
-[Cole laughs]
-[crowd cheering]

1380
01:00:47,610 --> 01:00:50,947
Arnold, in recognition of your status

1381
01:00:51,547 --> 01:00:56,252
as the Undisputed Heavyweight
Box Office Champion of the World,

1382
01:00:56,753 --> 01:01:00,890
it is my pleasure on behalf of WWE fans
all over the world

1383
01:01:00,957 --> 01:01:05,862
to present to you this World Wrestling
Entertainment Championship Belt.

1384
01:01:05,928 --> 01:01:08,097
-[Lawler] Wow!
-[Cole] Wow! What an honor.

1385
01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:10,400
[Lawler] He's a World Box Office Champion!

1386
01:01:13,669 --> 01:01:14,837
He's gotta love that, Michael.

1387
01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:17,006
Looks pretty good on him too, doesn't it?

1388
01:01:17,974 --> 01:01:19,509
[Vince] Very natural, indeed.

1389
01:01:20,743 --> 01:01:23,646
-[Lawler] I bet he'll be back.
-Well, thank you very much, Vince,

1390
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,082
for this great honor…

1391
01:01:26,649 --> 01:01:30,520
for this great honor
of receiving this belt.

1392
01:01:31,354 --> 01:01:32,855
It is absolutely extraordinary.

1393
01:01:32,922 --> 01:01:37,794
I want to thank all of the fans here
for this unbelievable reception.

1394
01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:43,533
It is fantastic and extraordinary
to get this kind of a welcome.

1395
01:01:44,634 --> 01:01:45,468
And then…

1396
01:01:46,069 --> 01:01:49,772
to receive a belt like this,
an award like this

1397
01:01:49,839 --> 01:01:52,341
for my movie, End of Days.

1398
01:01:52,408 --> 01:01:53,309
[Lawler] Listen to this.

1399
01:01:53,376 --> 01:01:55,078
-It is unbelievable.
-[crowd chanting] Arnold!

1400
01:01:55,144 --> 01:01:57,513
[Lawler] Arnold! Arnold! [laughs]

1401
01:01:57,580 --> 01:01:59,582
-[crowd chanting] Arnold! Arnold!
-[Cole] They love him.

1402
01:01:59,649 --> 01:02:03,920
Arnold! Arnold! Arnold! Arnold! Arnold!

1403
01:02:03,986 --> 01:02:05,455
I'm speechless.

1404
01:02:05,955 --> 01:02:07,190
[laughs]

1405
01:02:08,991 --> 01:02:13,696
It is great to be here
in front of the 500 million people

1406
01:02:13,763 --> 01:02:15,465
that are seeing this right now.

1407
01:02:15,531 --> 01:02:17,667
-[Lawler laughs]
-It is extraordinary.

1408
01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:20,236
You, Vince, you are a champion,

1409
01:02:20,303 --> 01:02:21,938
you've built an empire.

1410
01:02:22,004 --> 01:02:24,307
Congratulations, and thank you very much.

1411
01:02:24,373 --> 01:02:26,676
-[Lawler] Arnold, he's--
-Thank you to all the fans.

1412
01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:28,478
-And go and see…
-[Cole] He's loving it.

1413
01:02:28,544 --> 01:02:30,646
…the End of Days.

1414
01:02:31,647 --> 01:02:32,915
[Lawler] He's pumped up.

1415
01:02:32,982 --> 01:02:34,083
He is pumped up.

1416
01:02:34,150 --> 01:02:36,319
He is a WWE fan!

1417
01:02:36,385 --> 01:02:38,488
[crowd cheering]

1418
01:02:38,554 --> 01:02:40,156
[Cole] What a great welcome.

1419
01:02:40,723 --> 01:02:41,591
[Lawler] You see that?

1420
01:02:41,657 --> 01:02:43,526
-What the hell is that?
-Did he just give him…

1421
01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:44,627
He just gave him the belt.

1422
01:02:44,694 --> 01:02:46,929
Who the hell did Schwarzenegger
ever beat, right?

1423
01:02:46,996 --> 01:02:49,365
[overlapping chatter]

1424
01:02:49,432 --> 01:02:50,900
"I made Jesse Ventura." "No, I did."

1425
01:02:50,967 --> 01:02:56,038
I-I bust my ass my whole life for that
and he gives it to that jackass?

1426
01:02:56,105 --> 01:02:57,240
-Gives it to him.
-Exactly.

1427
01:02:58,441 --> 01:03:00,009
[indistinct whispering]

1428
01:03:00,076 --> 01:03:03,012
When he comes around the corner,
blast his ass. We'll jump him.

1429
01:03:03,079 --> 01:03:03,980
I'll be back here.

1430
01:03:04,046 --> 01:03:05,214
[indistinct chatter]

1431
01:03:05,281 --> 01:03:07,016
Watch out. Make sure
there's not [indistinct].

1432
01:03:07,083 --> 01:03:08,785
[overlapping grunts]

1433
01:03:08,851 --> 01:03:11,354
-[grunting]
-Guys, wait, wait!

1434
01:03:11,420 --> 01:03:12,355
That ain't him.

1435
01:03:12,421 --> 01:03:13,322
[indistinct]

1436
01:03:13,389 --> 01:03:14,257
Who the hell is that?

1437
01:03:15,224 --> 01:03:17,493
-Oh.
-[grunting]

1438
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:18,995
-[grunting]
-[groaning]

1439
01:03:19,662 --> 01:03:21,097
[indistinct chatter]

1440
01:03:22,899 --> 01:03:24,300
["Precious" playing]

1441
01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:27,670
[Cole] They aren't…
DX, they're not really lying--

1442
01:03:27,737 --> 01:03:30,173
I mean, lying in wait
for Arnold Schwarzenegger, are they?

1443
01:03:31,374 --> 01:03:33,476
[Lawler] Surely they wouldn't
do something like that.

1444
01:03:33,543 --> 01:03:35,011
[Cole] I mean, Arnold is an invited guest

1445
01:03:35,077 --> 01:03:36,746
of World Wrestling Entertainment
here tonight.

1446
01:03:36,812 --> 01:03:38,748
The following contest
is scheduled for one fall

1447
01:03:38,814 --> 01:03:43,186
and it is for the World Wrestling
Entertainment Women's Championship.

1448
01:03:43,252 --> 01:03:44,320
Making her way to the ring,

1449
01:03:44,387 --> 01:03:47,290
she's the World Wrestling Entertainment
Women's Champion,

1450
01:03:47,857 --> 01:03:49,659
Ivory!

1451
01:03:49,725 --> 01:03:52,094
[Cole] Well, Sunday on pay-per-view,
listen to this matchup, King.

1452
01:03:52,161 --> 01:03:54,931
Ivory is gonna team
with Luna, Jackie, and Terri

1453
01:03:54,997 --> 01:03:58,801
to take on Moolah, Mae Young,
Tori, and Debra

1454
01:03:58,868 --> 01:04:00,870
in a One Fall Sudden Death Match.

1455
01:04:00,937 --> 01:04:02,905
-Wait a minute. You said Debra?
-[Cole] That's right.

1456
01:04:02,972 --> 01:04:04,841
-Debra.
-[Lawler] Puppies, yoo-hoo!

1457
01:04:04,907 --> 01:04:06,809
[Cole] Sunday on pay-per-view.

1458
01:04:06,876 --> 01:04:08,678
[Lawler] And Terri Runnels, yahoo!

1459
01:04:08,744 --> 01:04:10,079
[all] Arnold?

1460
01:04:10,146 --> 01:04:11,547
Arnold, where are you?

1461
01:04:11,614 --> 01:04:14,283
[Cole] King, that settles it,
they're looking for Arnold Schwarzenegger.

1462
01:04:14,350 --> 01:04:17,086
Ivory is in the mood
for a title fight tonight.

1463
01:04:17,153 --> 01:04:18,921
[crowd cheering]

1464
01:04:18,988 --> 01:04:21,424
So what do you say, Tori?

1465
01:04:21,924 --> 01:04:23,593
If you can drag yourself out

1466
01:04:23,659 --> 01:04:27,396
from underneath that big, red
[muted] boyfriend of yours for a minute…

1467
01:04:27,463 --> 01:04:28,531
[Lawler laughs]

1468
01:04:28,598 --> 01:04:30,199
…how about a little tangle?

1469
01:04:30,266 --> 01:04:33,569
-I hear she's into smoked sausage.
-[Lawler] Uh-oh.

1470
01:04:33,636 --> 01:04:35,404
-[Ivory laughs]
-[Cole] Oh, look out now.

1471
01:04:35,471 --> 01:04:38,107
Tori didn't like those words from Ivory
and here we go.

1472
01:04:38,174 --> 01:04:40,276
WWE Women's Championship on the line.

1473
01:04:40,343 --> 01:04:42,278
-[Lawler] Oh my God!
-Tori hammering away on Ivory.

1474
01:04:43,412 --> 01:04:44,547
And wait a minute.

1475
01:04:45,181 --> 01:04:48,084
-Look what's coming down the ramp, King.
-[Lawler] Whoo-hoo! Puppies!

1476
01:04:48,150 --> 01:04:49,285
-[Cole] Debra!
-[Lawler] Puppies!

1477
01:04:49,352 --> 01:04:51,287
-[Cole] It's Debra!
-[Lawler] Yoo-hoo!

1478
01:04:51,354 --> 01:04:53,422
[Cole] And Tori taking it to Ivory
in the ring.

1479
01:04:53,489 --> 01:04:55,658
-[Lawler] Hey, wait.
-[Cole] Luna and Jacqueline.

1480
01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:58,628
All will be involved
in that One Fall Sudden Death Match.

1481
01:04:58,694 --> 01:05:00,196
Cover by Tori, kickout.

1482
01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:02,798
[Lawler] Oh, this is great!

1483
01:05:02,865 --> 01:05:05,101
-[Cole] Bringing…
-[Lawler] Oh no.

1484
01:05:05,167 --> 01:05:07,103
[Cole] Luna and Jacqueline
will be on Ivory's side.

1485
01:05:07,169 --> 01:05:08,638
Wait a minute, Michael. Look what--

1486
01:05:08,704 --> 01:05:11,173
-Look what else is coming down the ring!
-Face-first by Ivory.

1487
01:05:11,941 --> 01:05:12,808
Oh, wait a minute.

1488
01:05:12,875 --> 01:05:14,510
[Lawler] Without their walkers.

1489
01:05:14,577 --> 01:05:17,246
[Cole] WWE Hall of Famer…

1490
01:05:17,313 --> 01:05:19,482
-[Lawler] Puppies!
-[Cole] …on their way to the ring.

1491
01:05:20,516 --> 01:05:22,952
The Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young.

1492
01:05:23,019 --> 01:05:25,354
Tori wrapped up Ivory,
and a kickout after two.

1493
01:05:25,421 --> 01:05:26,522
[Lawler] Oh, that was close.

1494
01:05:26,589 --> 01:05:28,424
[Cole] And here comes Terri as well.

1495
01:05:28,491 --> 01:05:31,394
All of these women involved
in the Sudden Death Match.

1496
01:05:31,460 --> 01:05:34,530
[Lawler] Terri's back! Oh, yes!
I like Terri's front.

1497
01:05:34,597 --> 01:05:37,867
How are these women gonna get along
Sunday on pay-per-view at Survivor Series?

1498
01:05:37,933 --> 01:05:39,835
-Wait a minute--
-Look out, Moolah with a right hand.

1499
01:05:39,902 --> 01:05:41,437
-Who cares how they get along?
-[grunts]

1500
01:05:41,504 --> 01:05:43,606
It was Moolah who took
the Women's Championship from Ivory.

1501
01:05:43,673 --> 01:05:44,740
Watch out! Watch out!

1502
01:05:44,807 --> 01:05:46,609
That dinosaur will give you a cheap shot.

1503
01:05:46,676 --> 01:05:48,911
-Wait, it's crawling into the ring.
-[crowd chanting]

1504
01:05:48,978 --> 01:05:50,846
Tori, the challenger in this,
hanging on to the ring.

1505
01:05:50,913 --> 01:05:51,781
They're in the ring!

1506
01:05:51,847 --> 01:05:53,816
[Cole] Moolah in the ring as well,
and look out.

1507
01:05:53,883 --> 01:05:57,086
-[bell rings]
-And from behind is Jacqueline and Luna.

1508
01:05:57,153 --> 01:05:58,654
[Lawler] Straight from Jurassic Park.

1509
01:05:58,721 --> 01:06:00,623
[Cole] Oh man.
Moolah hammering away on Ivory.

1510
01:06:00,690 --> 01:06:02,058
Jacqueline and Luna and Tori.

1511
01:06:02,124 --> 01:06:05,094
-Debra and Terri get mad.
-Oh no, don't hurt the puppies!

1512
01:06:05,161 --> 01:06:06,162
-[yelling]
-Look out!

1513
01:06:06,228 --> 01:06:07,229
[yelling]

1514
01:06:07,296 --> 01:06:10,633
[Cole] Sunday at Survivor Series,
all of these women will be involved.

1515
01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:14,070
[Lawler] I better go over there and
get in between Terri Runnels and Debra.

1516
01:06:14,737 --> 01:06:16,706
[Cole] Oh, Debra and Terri
going at it outside the ring.

1517
01:06:16,772 --> 01:06:17,873
-Hey!
-Get up!

1518
01:06:17,940 --> 01:06:19,675
[Cole] Referee trying to separate
all these women.

1519
01:06:19,742 --> 01:06:21,310
They might pull each other's clothing off.

1520
01:06:21,377 --> 01:06:23,112
-Oh man.
-Certainly don't wanna see that, do we?

1521
01:06:23,179 --> 01:06:25,314
[Cole] Can you imagine Survivor Series?

1522
01:06:25,381 --> 01:06:26,315
[indistinct chatter]

1523
01:06:26,382 --> 01:06:28,484
[Cole] Wait a minute.
Well, there's DX again, King.

1524
01:06:29,151 --> 01:06:30,686
They're searching
for Arnold Schwarzenegger.

1525
01:06:30,753 --> 01:06:32,588
-Wait a minute, is he there?
-Would you cut it--

1526
01:06:32,655 --> 01:06:35,124
[Cole] Oh, wrong door for D-Generation X.

1527
01:06:35,191 --> 01:06:37,626
I'll tell you what,
I hope Arnold is waiting for this.

1528
01:06:37,693 --> 01:06:39,295
-It'll be a four-on-one, and…
-[indistinct]

1529
01:06:39,362 --> 01:06:41,063
I know he's not in there.
Gotta be in this one.

1530
01:06:41,130 --> 01:06:42,131
Oh-- [grunts]

1531
01:06:42,198 --> 01:06:44,100
[Cole] Hey, wait a minute. Triple H--

1532
01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:46,335
-It's Kane! It's Kane!
-[grunting]

1533
01:06:46,402 --> 01:06:49,238
-Kane attacking-- attacking DX.
-[grunting]

1534
01:06:49,305 --> 01:06:51,207
The Rock-- The Rock, Shane--

1535
01:06:51,273 --> 01:06:53,342
-It's Shane.
-[grunting]

1536
01:06:53,409 --> 01:06:56,245
-Shane and The Rock and Kane.
-[grunting, indistinct]

1537
01:06:56,312 --> 01:06:59,915
-And then Triple H and D-Generation X.
-[overlapping shouting]

1538
01:06:59,982 --> 01:07:04,387
Coming up next, the 8-Man Survivor Series
Elimination Matchup.

1539
01:07:04,453 --> 01:07:06,155
Oh my! It's gonna be a war.

1540
01:07:06,789 --> 01:07:09,525
-[upbeat music playing]
-[narrator] And now, JVC Kaboom! Box,

1541
01:07:09,592 --> 01:07:11,560
the portable music system
with dual subwoofers

1542
01:07:11,627 --> 01:07:14,497
and 52 watts of ring-shaking power,

1543
01:07:14,563 --> 01:07:17,233
presents the JVC Kaboom! of the Week.

1544
01:07:17,299 --> 01:07:18,367
[crowd cheering]

1545
01:07:18,434 --> 01:07:21,470
[Ross] X-Pac was looking for the X-Factor
but he got the Rock Bottom.

1546
01:07:21,537 --> 01:07:24,440
-[Lawler] Look at this!
-[Ross] And The Rock defeats X-Pac.

1547
01:07:24,507 --> 01:07:25,508
And look out.

1548
01:07:25,574 --> 01:07:27,410
-You think Triple H wants The Rock to be…
-Oh no.

1549
01:07:27,476 --> 01:07:29,912
…a hundred percent at the Survivor Series?

1550
01:07:29,979 --> 01:07:31,313
-Hell no!
-Pedigree!

1551
01:07:31,881 --> 01:07:34,150
[narrator]
That was the JVC Kaboom! of the Week

1552
01:07:34,216 --> 01:07:36,552
presented by the ultimate
head-banging music machine,

1553
01:07:36,619 --> 01:07:38,554
the JVC Kaboom! Box.

1554
01:07:38,621 --> 01:07:40,222
So loud it hurts.

1555
01:07:42,792 --> 01:07:43,993
Welcome back to SmackDown.

1556
01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:45,661
Michael Cole, Jerry "The King" Lawler,

1557
01:07:45,728 --> 01:07:47,163
and the star of End of Days,

1558
01:07:47,229 --> 01:07:49,365
Arnold Schwarzenegger,
joining us at ringside.

1559
01:07:49,432 --> 01:07:52,868
You're our honorary expert commentator
for this next matchup.

1560
01:07:52,935 --> 01:07:54,837
I never dreamed of this before.

1561
01:07:54,904 --> 01:07:57,573
I'll tell you, this is unbelievable
to be here where the action is

1562
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:01,377
and see those monsters jumping around
and fighting it out, battling.

1563
01:08:01,444 --> 01:08:02,378
I-I can't wait.

1564
01:08:02,445 --> 01:08:04,713
Plus, sitting next to "The King"
is pretty exciting too.

1565
01:08:04,780 --> 01:08:05,981
Yeah. This is really great.

1566
01:08:06,048 --> 01:08:08,150
You're really like a true king,
look at you.

1567
01:08:08,217 --> 01:08:10,086
-And can I get one more autograph?
-[bell rings]

1568
01:08:10,152 --> 01:08:12,154
I've given you four already,
what's the matter with you?

1569
01:08:12,221 --> 01:08:14,757
-Okay, okay, okay.
-Jesus, I mean, this guy, I mean…

1570
01:08:14,824 --> 01:08:16,358
[announcer speaks indistinctly]

1571
01:08:16,425 --> 01:08:17,927
-It's broken.
-[Cole] Oh, there's Test.

1572
01:08:17,993 --> 01:08:19,061
Doesn't matter. I'm going.

1573
01:08:19,128 --> 01:08:21,464
-[indistinct]
-[announcer] …Shane McMahon!

1574
01:08:22,465 --> 01:08:25,668
[Cole] Well, the doctor, you heard,
saying that Test's nose is broken.

1575
01:08:25,734 --> 01:08:28,771
It was broken by D-Generation X
earlier on tonight.

1576
01:08:28,838 --> 01:08:31,307
King, I don't think Test is gonna be ready
to come out here.

1577
01:08:31,874 --> 01:08:33,409
-[crowd cheering]
-[Lawler] Uh-oh. Oh!

1578
01:08:34,777 --> 01:08:37,546
-["Burned" playing]
-[Cole] He's "The Big Red Machine" Kane.

1579
01:08:37,613 --> 01:08:40,182
He's teaming with Shane McMahon.

1580
01:08:40,249 --> 01:08:43,285
[Lawler] Arnold, this guy
may look a little familiar.

1581
01:08:43,352 --> 01:08:44,253
[Arnold] Look at this.

1582
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:46,655
-[announcer] …Kane!
-[Arnold] He looks, uh, monstrous.

1583
01:08:46,722 --> 01:08:48,657
Look at this.
This is gonna be quite a battle.

1584
01:08:48,724 --> 01:08:51,660
[Lawler] He look anything like the guy
you faced in End of Days?

1585
01:08:51,727 --> 01:08:54,230
-Well, maybe name-wise.
-Ha!

1586
01:08:54,296 --> 01:08:56,232
You know, he's like the devil,
that's right.

1587
01:08:56,298 --> 01:08:57,900
-Right?
-[Arnold] That's unbelievable.

1588
01:08:57,967 --> 01:08:59,468
Look at Satan himself.

1589
01:09:00,135 --> 01:09:02,805
It's exactly what I battled
in the last movie.

1590
01:09:02,872 --> 01:09:05,140
-It was quite a battle, let me tell you.
-[Cole] Oh, I'm sure.

1591
01:09:05,207 --> 01:09:07,676
[Arnold] This is fantastic,
how appropriate.

1592
01:09:07,743 --> 01:09:10,412
[Lawler] Uh-oh, watch yourself.
Speaking of Satan and fire.

1593
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:11,514
Here we go.

1594
01:09:11,580 --> 01:09:12,815
-[Cole] Oh!
-[Lawler] Ah!

1595
01:09:12,882 --> 01:09:16,552
[Cole] And I'll tell you, King and Arnold,
Sunday at Survivor Series on pay-per-view,

1596
01:09:16,619 --> 01:09:19,555
Kane is gonna have a battle on his hands
against X-Pac.

1597
01:09:20,055 --> 01:09:22,758
♪ If you smell what The Rock… ♪
["Know Your Role" playing]

1598
01:09:23,459 --> 01:09:24,593
♪ …is cooking ♪

1599
01:09:26,195 --> 01:09:29,632
[announcer] And their tag team partner,

1600
01:09:29,698 --> 01:09:31,500
from Miami, Florida,

1601
01:09:31,567 --> 01:09:38,140
weighing in at 275 pounds, The Rock!

1602
01:09:38,207 --> 01:09:40,776
[Cole] Arnold, can you believe
the reaction for The Rock,

1603
01:09:40,843 --> 01:09:43,512
The People's Champion, here on SmackDown?

1604
01:09:43,579 --> 01:09:47,550
[Arnold] Well, I've been watching it
in the last few, uh…

1605
01:09:47,616 --> 01:09:51,187
over the last few years,
the growth of the sport of wrestling,

1606
01:09:51,253 --> 01:09:55,491
so I'm not surprised at all because
there's such a huge amount of people now

1607
01:09:55,558 --> 01:09:58,060
following the sport, especially him.

1608
01:09:58,127 --> 01:10:00,362
He has such a great personality, The Rock.

1609
01:10:01,063 --> 01:10:02,197
[Cole] He's The People's Champ.

1610
01:10:02,264 --> 01:10:04,934
And Sunday on pay-per-view
at Survivor Series,

1611
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:08,604
The Rock will take on Triple H
and Stone Cold

1612
01:10:08,671 --> 01:10:10,506
for the WWE Championship.

1613
01:10:10,573 --> 01:10:12,708
Vince McMahon the special guest referee.

1614
01:10:12,775 --> 01:10:15,778
Well, Arnold, you had an opportunity
to talk to The Rock earlier.

1615
01:10:15,844 --> 01:10:20,316
He's gonna lay the smack down on DX
out here if he gets the chance.

1616
01:10:20,382 --> 01:10:22,651
[Arnold] Well, he told me all the tricks
he's gonna use,

1617
01:10:22,718 --> 01:10:26,388
so I cannot give it away, but I mean,
he has all kinds of things cooking.

1618
01:10:27,089 --> 01:10:29,224
[Lawler] You gotta smell
what The Rock is cooking.

1619
01:10:29,291 --> 01:10:31,427
[Arnold] That's right. Look at that.

1620
01:10:31,493 --> 01:10:33,495
They call him
"the handsomest wrestler ever."

1621
01:10:33,562 --> 01:10:35,264
-[Lawler] Yeah.
-[Arnold] I mean, what about you?

1622
01:10:35,331 --> 01:10:37,633
I mean… [splutters] Look at that face.

1623
01:10:37,700 --> 01:10:39,501
-Oh, of course.
-Oh, come on. Don't be--

1624
01:10:39,568 --> 01:10:40,736
Don't be shy all of a sudden.

1625
01:10:40,803 --> 01:10:42,471
[announcer] And their opponents,

1626
01:10:42,538 --> 01:10:49,478
at a combined weight of 991 pounds,
D-Generation X!

1627
01:10:49,545 --> 01:10:51,580
[Cole] So, D-Generation X
on their way to the ring

1628
01:10:51,647 --> 01:10:54,583
for this 8-Man Survivor Series
Elimination Matchup,

1629
01:10:54,650 --> 01:10:58,153
but, King, it looks like
it's just gonna be seven men involved.

1630
01:10:58,220 --> 01:11:00,089
Test has not answered the bell,

1631
01:11:00,155 --> 01:11:03,459
so it's gonna be DX
against Shane, The Rock, and Kane.

1632
01:11:03,525 --> 01:11:07,162
We told you earlier on
that, uh, Test suffered a broken nose

1633
01:11:07,229 --> 01:11:09,632
as he rushed the ring
to get at D-Generation X

1634
01:11:09,698 --> 01:11:13,269
after Triple H had
some derogatory comments

1635
01:11:13,335 --> 01:11:16,472
about Stephanie McMahon, Test's fiancée.

1636
01:11:16,538 --> 01:11:20,276
And Test suffered a broken nose
by DX because of it.

1637
01:11:20,342 --> 01:11:23,579
["Are You Ready?" playing]

1638
01:11:23,646 --> 01:11:26,515
[Arnold] Yeah, but he's a tough guy,
I'll tell you. I saw the doctors--

1639
01:11:26,582 --> 01:11:29,285
I saw the doctors backstage
working on his nose

1640
01:11:29,351 --> 01:11:30,552
and his bleeding and all that.

1641
01:11:30,619 --> 01:11:32,521
He's a tough guy, he's bad. He's bad.

1642
01:11:32,588 --> 01:11:33,922
[announcer speaking indistinctly]

1643
01:11:33,989 --> 01:11:35,858
[Lawler] He's bad. Yeah!

1644
01:11:35,924 --> 01:11:36,859
Look at this!

1645
01:11:37,393 --> 01:11:41,730
[announcer] …"Stone Cold" Steve Austin!

1646
01:11:41,797 --> 01:11:43,465
[Cole] Listen to this ovation

1647
01:11:43,532 --> 01:11:46,035
for the special enforcer of this matchup,

1648
01:11:46,101 --> 01:11:48,771
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

1649
01:11:49,672 --> 01:11:52,508
[Lawler] Look at this, Arnold.
Look at these fans, they're on their feet.

1650
01:11:53,042 --> 01:11:55,811
All over the world,
they love The Rattlesnake.

1651
01:11:55,878 --> 01:11:57,713
Why? I don't know, but they do.

1652
01:11:57,780 --> 01:11:59,348
["I Won't Do What You Tell Me" playing]

1653
01:11:59,415 --> 01:12:03,485
[Cole] "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
wants to be the next WWE Champion.

1654
01:12:03,552 --> 01:12:07,289
He may get his opportunity
this Sunday on pay-per-view

1655
01:12:07,356 --> 01:12:08,924
when he meets Triple H and The Rock.

1656
01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:13,128
And Stone Cold is gonna have a cold one
as special enforcer in this matchup.

1657
01:12:13,195 --> 01:12:14,997
-[Lawler] What about that, Arnold?
-[inaudible]

1658
01:12:15,064 --> 01:12:18,567
[Arnold] Extraordinary,
the excitement that's going on right now.

1659
01:12:18,634 --> 01:12:19,635
[Lawler] What?

1660
01:12:20,135 --> 01:12:24,306
I can feel the-the vibration here,
the heat, it's amazing.

1661
01:12:24,373 --> 01:12:26,141
-Look, they already started.
-Uh-oh. Here we go!

1662
01:12:27,076 --> 01:12:29,078
[Cole] And look at this,
Rock and Triple H, Kane, X-Pac,

1663
01:12:29,144 --> 01:12:30,946
double-team on Shane by The Outlaws.

1664
01:12:31,013 --> 01:12:32,815
Keep in mind, it's a four-on-three.

1665
01:12:32,881 --> 01:12:34,383
Test hasn't answered the bell.

1666
01:12:34,450 --> 01:12:37,152
Look at The Rock and Triple H going at it
outside the ring.

1667
01:12:37,219 --> 01:12:38,954
-Oh man.
-[crowd cheering]

1668
01:12:39,521 --> 01:12:41,790
[Lawler] Now, Arnold,
if any of these monsters come this way,

1669
01:12:41,857 --> 01:12:43,525
you get behind me, I'll protect you, okay?

1670
01:12:43,592 --> 01:12:44,993
What a heel kick by X-Pac.

1671
01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:46,061
-[Arnold] Thank you.
-Yeah.

1672
01:12:46,128 --> 01:12:47,563
[Cole] Knocking Kane out of the ring.

1673
01:12:47,629 --> 01:12:50,132
They'll meet Sunday on pay-per-view
at Survivor Series

1674
01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:53,102
as will The Rock and Triple H
battling outside the ring.

1675
01:12:53,168 --> 01:12:55,904
Look at The Big Red Machine now
and X-Pac-- Oh!

1676
01:12:56,405 --> 01:12:59,308
Kane just hit that steel post
and then a kick to the shoulder.

1677
01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:01,477
[grunting]

1678
01:13:02,911 --> 01:13:05,314
[Cole] And Kane and X-Pac
battling up the ramp.

1679
01:13:05,948 --> 01:13:09,184
This is an 8-Man Survivor Series Style
Elimination Match.

1680
01:13:09,251 --> 01:13:11,253
This is what you're gonna see
Sunday on pay-per-view.

1681
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:13,389
-[Arnold chuckles]
-[Lawler] Right.

1682
01:13:13,455 --> 01:13:15,357
[Arnold] Right in the throat.
Did you see that?

1683
01:13:15,424 --> 01:13:18,894
[Lawler] I'm gonna tell you something,
these guys literally hate each other.

1684
01:13:18,961 --> 01:13:20,896
It's very personal, Arnold. I mean--

1685
01:13:20,963 --> 01:13:22,965
And Sunday is gonna be unbelievable.

1686
01:13:24,166 --> 01:13:27,136
[Cole] And X-Pac and Kane have eliminated
themselves from this matchup.

1687
01:13:27,202 --> 01:13:28,971
-[Lawler] What?
-They've both been counted out.

1688
01:13:29,037 --> 01:13:31,240
So now it's down to Shane McMahon,

1689
01:13:31,306 --> 01:13:34,643
The Rock on one side, and D-Generation X,

1690
01:13:34,710 --> 01:13:37,813
there's Triple H, The Road Dogg,
and Billy Gunn on the other.

1691
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:39,081
-[grunts]
-[groans]

1692
01:13:39,148 --> 01:13:40,816
Boy, I'm gonna tell you something.
I-I mean--

1693
01:13:40,883 --> 01:13:42,518
I don't know if we'll get
a camera in the back

1694
01:13:42,584 --> 01:13:46,088
but X-Pac and Kane are probably beating
each other half to death back there.

1695
01:13:46,155 --> 01:13:48,590
[Cole] And Triple H now into the ring. Oh!

1696
01:13:49,224 --> 01:13:50,826
-A shot to the gut.
-That must've hurt.

1697
01:13:50,893 --> 01:13:53,662
That must've hurt. He hit him
right in the stomach full blast.

1698
01:13:53,729 --> 01:13:57,332
I mean, you can see from here,
that was a total connection shot there.

1699
01:13:57,399 --> 01:13:59,001
-Wow.
-And, King and Arnold, keep in mind

1700
01:13:59,067 --> 01:14:00,035
the rules of this matchup,

1701
01:14:00,102 --> 01:14:02,838
once you're pinned or you submit
or you're counted out,

1702
01:14:02,905 --> 01:14:04,206
you head back to the locker room.

1703
01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:08,076
The match will continue until one team
or one man is standing.

1704
01:14:08,143 --> 01:14:10,412
[Arnold] I know.
It was amazing to watch backstage

1705
01:14:10,479 --> 01:14:12,314
how they had to keep the two teams apart.

1706
01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:17,619
It's amazing to see this right close up.

1707
01:14:17,686 --> 01:14:19,555
[Lawler] Well, Shane McMahon
is certainly no--

1708
01:14:19,621 --> 01:14:22,391
I mean, he's no wrestler
the equal of Triple H.

1709
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:25,093
-[Cole] Oh no.
-I mean, Triple H is the WWE Champion

1710
01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:27,963
and Shane though, he-- I mean,
I gotta admit, he gives it his all,

1711
01:14:28,030 --> 01:14:30,532
he gives a valiant effort
every time he gets in there but he just--

1712
01:14:30,599 --> 01:14:32,668
He's outmatched,
that's all there is to it.

1713
01:14:32,734 --> 01:14:33,902
-[grunts]
-Oh no.

1714
01:14:34,603 --> 01:14:35,871
-[grunts]
-[Cole] And there's Mr. Ass

1715
01:14:35,938 --> 01:14:37,606
with a kick to the midsection.

1716
01:14:37,673 --> 01:14:41,043
Mr. Ass along with Road Dogg,
new Tag Team Champions.

1717
01:14:41,109 --> 01:14:43,478
They'll defend those titles
Sunday on pay-per-view

1718
01:14:43,545 --> 01:14:45,781
against Al Snow and Mankind.

1719
01:14:45,848 --> 01:14:47,149
[crowd chanting] Rocky!

1720
01:14:47,216 --> 01:14:49,751
[Cole] And look at Billy Gunn now
lifting Shane McMahon up.

1721
01:14:49,818 --> 01:14:51,620
-Watch it.
-Look at the strength of Billy Gunn.

1722
01:14:51,687 --> 01:14:53,355
-[Arnold] Oh, here we go.
-Oh man.

1723
01:14:53,422 --> 01:14:55,524
[Arnold] Oh. Oh no. That's it for him.

1724
01:14:55,591 --> 01:14:57,426
[Lawler] Well, the only reason
Shane is in there,

1725
01:14:57,492 --> 01:14:58,594
his whole motivation is--

1726
01:14:58,660 --> 01:15:00,362
[Cole] Cover now, hook of the leg,
there's two.

1727
01:15:00,429 --> 01:15:01,730
And Rock breaks the count.

1728
01:15:01,797 --> 01:15:04,967
[Lawler] I mean, Shane is battling
for his-- for his sister Stephanie.

1729
01:15:05,033 --> 01:15:06,168
[Arnold] Oh, look at that.

1730
01:15:06,235 --> 01:15:08,871
[Cole] And look at Triple H now
hammering away on Shane McMahon,

1731
01:15:08,937 --> 01:15:11,273
choking him, right hands by the champion.

1732
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:13,008
I don't think there was a tag, was there?

1733
01:15:13,075 --> 01:15:15,510
[indistinct shouting]

1734
01:15:15,577 --> 01:15:16,411
[Lawler] Wow.

1735
01:15:17,479 --> 01:15:20,616
[Cole] Well, Triple H not too happy
with referee Earl Hebner there.

1736
01:15:21,483 --> 01:15:22,851
-Yeah, really bad.
-I'm gonna tell you,

1737
01:15:22,918 --> 01:15:26,522
D-Generation X has made a lot of enemies
since they reunited.

1738
01:15:26,588 --> 01:15:27,523
[Cole] Oh.

1739
01:15:27,589 --> 01:15:29,258
[Arnold] Oh, I can really--
I understand why.

1740
01:15:30,726 --> 01:15:32,995
[Cole] Road Dogg
with a kick to the midsection in the ring,

1741
01:15:33,061 --> 01:15:35,931
working on Shane McMahon
who desperately needs to make a tag

1742
01:15:35,998 --> 01:15:36,832
to The Rock.

1743
01:15:37,399 --> 01:15:39,568
Kane was counted out.
Test never showed up.

1744
01:15:39,635 --> 01:15:40,836
What a spear by Shane.

1745
01:15:40,903 --> 01:15:42,504
Hammering away right hands
on The Road Dogg.

1746
01:15:42,571 --> 01:15:44,806
[Arnold] Fantastic.
What a surprise takedown, huh?

1747
01:15:44,873 --> 01:15:45,807
[Lawler] Oh, yeah!

1748
01:15:45,874 --> 01:15:47,643
-I mean, Shane can do--
-Oh!

1749
01:15:47,709 --> 01:15:50,012
He can dig down deep.
He can come up with it if he has to.

1750
01:15:50,078 --> 01:15:52,581
[Arnold] They're acrobatic. It's amazing.

1751
01:15:52,648 --> 01:15:54,883
-[Lawler] Oh. Thumb in the eye.
-[Arnold] Oh, he got him again.

1752
01:15:55,751 --> 01:15:57,886
-[Arnold] He poked him in the eye.
-Right, thumb in the eye.

1753
01:15:57,953 --> 01:15:59,721
-Is this legitimate?
-Well, no, it's not legal

1754
01:15:59,788 --> 01:16:02,357
and it's not legit
but that's what DX is all about.

1755
01:16:02,424 --> 01:16:04,159
They don't-- They don't break the rule,

1756
01:16:04,226 --> 01:16:06,128
they throw the rule book
completely out the window.

1757
01:16:06,194 --> 01:16:08,163
-These guys don't care.
-Yeah, I can-- I-I can tell.

1758
01:16:09,531 --> 01:16:10,799
-There you go.
-We gotta keep an eye

1759
01:16:10,866 --> 01:16:12,467
on this Rattlesnake over here to our left.

1760
01:16:12,534 --> 01:16:13,669
[crowd chanting] Rocky!

1761
01:16:13,735 --> 01:16:17,172
[Cole] Stone Cold's the special enforcer
for this matchup at ringside.

1762
01:16:17,239 --> 01:16:21,043
Triple H now tagged in
and he goes to work on Shane McMahon.

1763
01:16:22,210 --> 01:16:24,846
Survivor Series comes your way
Sunday on pay-per-view,

1764
01:16:24,913 --> 01:16:27,482
and the WWE Champion Triple H

1765
01:16:27,549 --> 01:16:29,718
will meet Stone Cold
and The Rock for the title

1766
01:16:29,785 --> 01:16:32,521
with Vince McMahon
as the special guest referee.

1767
01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:33,956
Vince!

1768
01:16:34,022 --> 01:16:36,158
[Lawler] Well, I don't like
Triple H's chances in that.

1769
01:16:36,224 --> 01:16:38,794
But, Arnold, I don't know
if you're aware of the fact that tonight--

1770
01:16:38,860 --> 01:16:40,929
I mean, all through the evening, Triple--

1771
01:16:40,996 --> 01:16:43,765
Or Triple H and the rest of DX
have been planning

1772
01:16:43,832 --> 01:16:47,636
or looked like plotting
some sort of attack on you.

1773
01:16:47,703 --> 01:16:49,237
-I mean…
-[Arnold] On me?

1774
01:16:49,304 --> 01:16:51,940
On you. I mean, I think that they think
that if they did something to you,

1775
01:16:52,007 --> 01:16:54,543
they're gonna make themselves famous
all over the world

1776
01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:55,911
as if they're not famous enough.

1777
01:16:55,978 --> 01:16:58,080
But they love to get their name
in the news, Arnold.

1778
01:16:58,146 --> 01:17:00,449
[Arnold] Well, what do you think,
jealousy or what is it?

1779
01:17:00,515 --> 01:17:02,818
[Lawler] Well, no, it's not jealousy.

1780
01:17:02,884 --> 01:17:06,154
They just know that-- Well, let's face it,
you're Arnold Schwarzenegger.

1781
01:17:06,221 --> 01:17:08,457
You're the biggest box office champion
in the world that they--

1782
01:17:08,523 --> 01:17:09,791
Oh, what's The Rattlesnake doing?

1783
01:17:09,858 --> 01:17:13,295
[Cole] Well, DX was double-teaming Shane
and the enforcer making his presence felt,

1784
01:17:13,362 --> 01:17:15,163
grabbing the leg of The Road Dogg.

1785
01:17:16,131 --> 01:17:19,201
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin,
the enforcer in this matchup.

1786
01:17:19,267 --> 01:17:22,304
Shane McMahon needs to make a tag.
I don't know how he keeps doing it.

1787
01:17:22,371 --> 01:17:25,140
He's out there for the love of his sister,
Stephanie McMahon,

1788
01:17:25,207 --> 01:17:29,911
after that cruel joke DX played
on Stephanie and the McMahon family.

1789
01:17:29,978 --> 01:17:31,113
And look at Shane go.

1790
01:17:31,179 --> 01:17:33,615
[Arnold] He's got him cornered now. Yes.

1791
01:17:33,682 --> 01:17:36,118
Yeah. Throw him right there.
Very good. Good shot.

1792
01:17:36,184 --> 01:17:37,919
-[Lawler] What?
-Oh, yeah. Ni-- Oh.

1793
01:17:37,986 --> 01:17:40,355
-[Lawler] Uh-oh.
-Left hand for the southpaw, Road Dogg,

1794
01:17:40,422 --> 01:17:42,057
The Shake, Rattle, and Roll.

1795
01:17:42,124 --> 01:17:43,291
-[Lawler] Oh!
-[Arnold] Oh.

1796
01:17:43,358 --> 01:17:45,227
[Lawler] He loves to do it
doggy style, Arnold.

1797
01:17:46,695 --> 01:17:48,196
[Cole] He's The Road Dogg.

1798
01:17:48,263 --> 01:17:49,798
[Arnold] It's extraordinary, exciting.

1799
01:17:49,865 --> 01:17:51,700
I mean, I-I know they're playing dirty,
these guys,

1800
01:17:51,767 --> 01:17:54,236
but I mean, it still is exciting.
Look at that.

1801
01:17:54,302 --> 01:17:56,738
I mean, that's below the belt.
He kicked him right in the--

1802
01:17:56,805 --> 01:17:57,739
between the legs.

1803
01:17:57,806 --> 01:17:59,141
-I know.
-I don't know how to say it.

1804
01:17:59,207 --> 01:18:00,776
-Oh! The Rock!
-Oh my God! Look at that.

1805
01:18:00,842 --> 01:18:02,444
-Rock with a clothesline.
-He's getting mad.

1806
01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:04,212
The Rock is back.

1807
01:18:04,279 --> 01:18:06,581
-That's fantastic.
-[Cole] Oh, Famouser, Famouser!

1808
01:18:06,648 --> 01:18:08,216
Look at this.
Everyone is jumping in there.

1809
01:18:08,283 --> 01:18:09,885
[Cole] Famouser by Mr. Ass.

1810
01:18:09,951 --> 01:18:13,588
Mr. Ass, an illegal man,
got the Famouser on Shane McMahon.

1811
01:18:13,655 --> 01:18:16,091
Road Dogg rolls him over.
Referee never saw it.

1812
01:18:16,158 --> 01:18:17,492
-[Lawler] Uh-oh!
-Shane is eliminated.

1813
01:18:18,093 --> 01:18:20,896
And we're down to DX against The Rock.

1814
01:18:21,396 --> 01:18:23,832
[Lawler] Oh my gosh, Arnold,
it's three-on-one now.

1815
01:18:23,899 --> 01:18:28,704
Three members of DX,
The Road Dogg, Triple H, and Billy Gunn.

1816
01:18:28,770 --> 01:18:31,273
[Lawler] He's gotta go back to the back.
Shane has been eliminated,

1817
01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:35,143
and now it's The Rock against DX.

1818
01:18:35,210 --> 01:18:36,378
-[inaudible]
-[crowd] Rocky!

1819
01:18:36,445 --> 01:18:39,114
-[Lawler] This is not good.
-[Cole] King, the WWE Champion

1820
01:18:39,181 --> 01:18:41,383
and the Tag Champions
together against one man.

1821
01:18:41,450 --> 01:18:44,419
And you know damn well,
Triple H would love to eliminate The Rock.

1822
01:18:44,486 --> 01:18:46,455
And wait a minute,
look who's coming down, King.

1823
01:18:46,521 --> 01:18:47,956
-Look who's here.
-[Lawler] Test!

1824
01:18:48,023 --> 01:18:49,124
[Cole] Test is here.

1825
01:18:49,191 --> 01:18:51,860
Test, broken nose and all,
has come down to the match.

1826
01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:54,763
And here we go, three-on-two.

1827
01:18:54,830 --> 01:18:56,031
[Lawler] Oh my gosh!

1828
01:18:56,098 --> 01:18:57,566
[Cole] Test on The Road Dogg.

1829
01:18:57,632 --> 01:19:00,368
Boot to the face,
Rock and Triple H going at it.

1830
01:19:00,869 --> 01:19:02,471
Triple H kick to the midsection,

1831
01:19:02,537 --> 01:19:05,207
and Mr. Ass pulling The Rock
out of the ring.

1832
01:19:06,675 --> 01:19:10,412
It was DX who earlier on tonight
broke the nose of Test.

1833
01:19:11,313 --> 01:19:13,615
[Arnold] This is unbelievable.
Look at that.

1834
01:19:13,682 --> 01:19:14,816
[Lawler] Hey, look.

1835
01:19:14,883 --> 01:19:16,318
Mr. Ass with a chair, lying in wait.

1836
01:19:16,384 --> 01:19:18,653
[Arnold] Wait, this is--
This is not legal to use the chair.

1837
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:20,122
-Look out. Oh my God!
-Oh no.

1838
01:19:20,188 --> 01:19:21,289
And Test takes it to the back.

1839
01:19:21,356 --> 01:19:23,458
-Steel chair.
-[Arnold] Well, this is the dirtiest fight

1840
01:19:23,525 --> 01:19:25,660
I've ever seen. What is going on here?

1841
01:19:25,727 --> 01:19:28,797
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, referee Earl Hebner--

1842
01:19:29,297 --> 01:19:32,968
Referee Earl Hebner has disqualified
Mr. Ass for using the chair.

1843
01:19:33,034 --> 01:19:35,036
-[Arnold] This is unbelievable.
-He's being ejected!

1844
01:19:35,103 --> 01:19:36,938
[Arnold] But he hit him
with the chair on the back.

1845
01:19:37,005 --> 01:19:38,840
-Right, the referee saw.
-The guy didn't even look.

1846
01:19:38,907 --> 01:19:42,244
[Lawler] And-and he's been disqualified,
he's-he's out of here.

1847
01:19:42,310 --> 01:19:44,646
[Cole] And Stone Cold, the enforcer,
give him credit,

1848
01:19:44,713 --> 01:19:46,715
helping the referee to toss Mr. Ass out.

1849
01:19:46,782 --> 01:19:48,216
-Look at this!
-Road Dogg covers Test.

1850
01:19:48,283 --> 01:19:49,317
-Wait!
-Wait a minute.

1851
01:19:49,384 --> 01:19:52,254
Test gets the shoulder up
before the count of three.

1852
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:55,390
Test nailed with a chair.
Somehow gets his shoulder up.

1853
01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:57,759
And both men are down now.
Road Dogg to his feet,

1854
01:19:57,826 --> 01:20:00,996
gonna climb the ropes here,
high-risk maneuver for The Road Dogg.

1855
01:20:01,062 --> 01:20:02,898
Look out, Test is up.

1856
01:20:02,964 --> 01:20:04,366
-[both groan]
-[Arnold] Oh.

1857
01:20:04,432 --> 01:20:08,036
[Cole] Test caught Road Dogg.
Desperation maneuver to the gut.

1858
01:20:08,703 --> 01:20:09,838
[Lawler] They're both down.

1859
01:20:09,905 --> 01:20:11,873
[Cole] And we're down
to two members of DX,

1860
01:20:11,940 --> 01:20:13,441
Road Dogg and Triple H,

1861
01:20:13,508 --> 01:20:16,144
two members of the other team,
Test and The Rock.

1862
01:20:16,211 --> 01:20:17,813
And Test needs to make a tag.

1863
01:20:20,549 --> 01:20:23,151
[Lawler] Well, I'm gonna tell you
something, if this is any indication

1864
01:20:23,218 --> 01:20:24,853
to what Survivor Series is gonna be like,

1865
01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:27,622
it's gonna be the biggest
Survivor Series ever.

1866
01:20:27,689 --> 01:20:29,958
[Cole] Survivor Series
on pay-per-view Sunday.

1867
01:20:30,025 --> 01:20:32,527
And here comes The Rock,
right hand to The Road Dogg,

1868
01:20:32,594 --> 01:20:33,962
and The Rock again.

1869
01:20:34,029 --> 01:20:37,098
Will Rock be WWE Champion
come Survivor Series?

1870
01:20:37,165 --> 01:20:39,401
DDT, covers The Road Dogg.

1871
01:20:39,467 --> 01:20:41,670
-Hooks the leg and Triple H--
-He's back, he pinned him. Oh no.

1872
01:20:41,736 --> 01:20:45,540
-From behind again. Another dirty trick.
-Triple H broke up the count.

1873
01:20:45,607 --> 01:20:48,577
And these two will meet in the same ring
at Survivor Series on Sunday.

1874
01:20:48,643 --> 01:20:50,378
-[Lawler] Oh!
-The Rock and Triple H.

1875
01:20:50,445 --> 01:20:51,580
Look out, look out!

1876
01:20:51,646 --> 01:20:54,416
Rock Bottom, Rock Bottom, Rock Bottom!

1877
01:20:54,482 --> 01:20:56,017
-Hooks the leg.
-Go. Oh, yes.

1878
01:20:56,084 --> 01:20:57,085
-He got him!
-It's over.

1879
01:20:57,152 --> 01:20:58,286
-He's been eliminated.
-Oh, yes.

1880
01:20:58,353 --> 01:20:59,821
-And we're down to two.
-He got it.

1881
01:20:59,888 --> 01:21:02,724
[Lawler] Arnold, that's what's known
as laying the smack down on 'em.

1882
01:21:02,791 --> 01:21:05,160
-[Arnold] Look at that.
-[Cole] It's The Rock and Triple H.

1883
01:21:05,227 --> 01:21:08,630
The Rock down to two men on his side
with Test. Triple H down to one.

1884
01:21:08,697 --> 01:21:11,867
Whips Rock into the ropes.
Swinging neckbreaker by The Rock.

1885
01:21:13,001 --> 01:21:15,670
-And Rock rolls into the cover.
-Yeah, the athletic skills to destroy.

1886
01:21:15,737 --> 01:21:17,038
Hooks the leg and a kickout.

1887
01:21:17,639 --> 01:21:20,041
[Lawler] Arnold, can you smell
what The Rock's cooking right now?

1888
01:21:20,542 --> 01:21:23,378
I think The Rock has all kinds of things,
obviously.

1889
01:21:23,445 --> 01:21:25,247
-I can smell what he's cooking.
-Uh-oh. Right.

1890
01:21:25,313 --> 01:21:26,147
[Arnold] Yes.

1891
01:21:26,214 --> 01:21:29,184
[Cole] And Stephanie McMahon's fiancé,
Test, into the ring,

1892
01:21:29,251 --> 01:21:31,286
right hands to the champion, Triple H.

1893
01:21:31,353 --> 01:21:33,288
Rock and Test against Triple H here.

1894
01:21:34,456 --> 01:21:36,858
And Triple H with a low blow.

1895
01:21:36,925 --> 01:21:38,960
[Lawler] The referee didn't see that one,

1896
01:21:39,027 --> 01:21:40,929
or Triple H would have been
eliminated himself.

1897
01:21:41,930 --> 01:21:44,666
[Cole] A low blow by the champion,
hooks the leg on Test,

1898
01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:47,002
there's two, and Rock breaks up the count.

1899
01:21:47,068 --> 01:21:48,837
-I don't even know…
-Coming in at the right time.

1900
01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:51,606
I don't know how Test is going.
He's having to breathe through his mouth,

1901
01:21:51,673 --> 01:21:54,409
his nose is completely broken.
I mean, he's-- there's--

1902
01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:56,077
It's blocked up, I don't--

1903
01:21:56,144 --> 01:21:57,679
-Hey!
-I don't know how he can do it. Look!

1904
01:21:57,746 --> 01:22:00,482
-Triple H just knocked the referee out.
-What?

1905
01:22:00,548 --> 01:22:03,385
[Cole] Triple H just hit
referee Earl Hebner, and wait a minute.

1906
01:22:03,451 --> 01:22:07,022
-[Lawler] Hey, watch out for Stone Cold.
-The special enforcer with a chair.

1907
01:22:07,088 --> 01:22:09,791
And Austin hit Rock! Austin hit The Rock!

1908
01:22:10,325 --> 01:22:11,526
Oh my gosh!

1909
01:22:11,593 --> 01:22:13,628
Austin nailed The Rock!

1910
01:22:13,695 --> 01:22:15,597
-[Arnold] This is extraordinary.
-[Lawler] Wait.

1911
01:22:16,097 --> 01:22:17,599
Where's Arnold-- Where are you going?

1912
01:22:17,666 --> 01:22:18,500
What are you doing?

1913
01:22:18,566 --> 01:22:19,734
-That's a chair.
-Wait a minute.

1914
01:22:19,801 --> 01:22:21,269
[crowd cheering]

1915
01:22:21,336 --> 01:22:23,938
Arnold Schwarzenegger,
he just handed Austin a chair.

1916
01:22:24,005 --> 01:22:26,074
Oh, nailed Triple H!

1917
01:22:26,608 --> 01:22:28,943
Austin with help from Schwarzenegger.

1918
01:22:29,010 --> 01:22:32,247
-Here's the cover, hooks the leg!
-[crowd] One, two, three!

1919
01:22:32,314 --> 01:22:34,115
-[bell rings]
-Test just eliminated Triple H!

1920
01:22:34,182 --> 01:22:35,784
[crowd cheering]

1921
01:22:35,850 --> 01:22:37,218
Arnold Schwarzenegger!

1922
01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:40,522
-Test has pinned the champion.
-[announcer] Your winners,

1923
01:22:40,588 --> 01:22:44,659
Test, Shane McMahon, Kane, and The Rock!

1924
01:22:45,327 --> 01:22:46,728
[Arnold] I had to do that, I had to--

1925
01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:50,231
I mean, it was ridiculous, the guys
were using the chairs all the time,

1926
01:22:50,298 --> 01:22:51,399
going from behind.

1927
01:22:51,466 --> 01:22:53,802
He could never see him
while hitting him on the back,

1928
01:22:53,868 --> 01:22:55,704
hitting on the head,
hitting him in the front.

1929
01:22:55,770 --> 01:22:58,540
-How much do you think can anyone take?
-[Cole] Arnold, King, look out!

1930
01:22:58,606 --> 01:23:00,675
Here comes the champ! Here comes Triple H!

1931
01:23:01,242 --> 01:23:02,844
[Lawler] What are you gonna do?
Wait a minute.

1932
01:23:02,911 --> 01:23:04,512
Triple H-- Whoa, Schwarzenegger!

1933
01:23:04,579 --> 01:23:06,481
Schwarzenegger leveled Triple H!

1934
01:23:06,548 --> 01:23:08,717
Schwarzenegger hammering away on Triple H!

1935
01:23:09,317 --> 01:23:12,320
Arnold Schwarzenegger
just took out Triple H!

1936
01:23:13,355 --> 01:23:14,522
Oh my!

1937
01:23:15,156 --> 01:23:16,591
All hell has broken loose.

1938
01:23:17,759 --> 01:23:20,095
And now "The Rattlesnake" Austin.

1939
01:23:21,563 --> 01:23:23,064
-Oh my!
-[glass shatters]

1940
01:23:23,131 --> 01:23:24,933
["I Won't Do What You Tell Me" playing]

1941
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:28,670
Austin, Schwarzenegger,
they've taken out Triple H!

1942
01:23:29,537 --> 01:23:33,375
Arnold Schwarzenegger
has terminated Triple H.

1943
01:23:34,009 --> 01:23:35,643
And let's take a look at what happened.

1944
01:23:35,710 --> 01:23:39,347
Arnold with a steel chair,
tossed it into The Rattlesnake,

1945
01:23:39,414 --> 01:23:42,417
and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
did not disappoint.

1946
01:23:43,485 --> 01:23:46,554
Watch this impact to the head of Triple H.

1947
01:23:48,757 --> 01:23:52,127
And then Triple H came outside angry
with Arnold Schwarzenegger

1948
01:23:52,193 --> 01:23:55,697
and Arnold went right after
the WWE Champion.

1949
01:23:55,764 --> 01:23:59,134
Arnold Schwarzenegger
and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

1950
01:23:59,701 --> 01:24:01,469
This Sunday on pay-per-view,

1951
01:24:01,536 --> 01:24:05,573
Triple H, Austin, The Rock,
for the WWE Title.

1952
01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:07,976
Vince McMahon the guest referee.

1953
01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:10,545
Will it be the end of days for Triple H?
itle.