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-[dramatic theme music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]

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[music ends with echoing rumble]

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["Everybody on the Ground" playing]

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[cacophonous popping explosions]

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[crowd cheering]

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[Cole] We are just 72 hours away,

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three short days from Armageddon

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on pay-per-view.

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And tonight, we put you
in Armageddon's frame of mind

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as we welcome you to WWE SmackDown

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from the sold-out Fleet Center in Boston.

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Michael Cole, Jerry "The King" Lawler.

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And King, Vince McMahon,
Triple H are both here tonight

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to sign the contract for Armageddon.

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[Lawler] Explosions,
that's what you gotta expect,

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explosions here tonight on SmackDown.

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["Oh, You Didn't Know?" playing]

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♪ Oh, you didn't know? ♪

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♪ Your ass better call somebody ♪

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[Cole] The Road Dogg and "BA" Billy Gunn,

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The New Age Outlaws,

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meet The Rock 'n' Sock Connection,

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Sunday on pay-per-view.

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Boston, you damn right.

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[Cole] The Tag Team Titles
will be on the line.

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You see, it's me!

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It's me!

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It's that D-O-double G.

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[Cole] At Armageddon, the Outlaws
versus The Rock 'n' Sock Connection

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for the World Wrestling Entertainment
Tag Team Championship.

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What a war
it's going to be on pay-per-view

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from the National Car Rental Center

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in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

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Cut the music.

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Boston, welcome to The Dogg House.

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[Lawler] Got that Boston accent already.

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[crowd cheering]

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Tonight, we're gonna kick off SmackDown

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with me beating up that crack clown,

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and I'm gonna put his back down.

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But for now, I'm gonna say,

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ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
children of all ages,

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D-Generation X proudly brings to you

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one half of its WWE Tag Team Champions
of the world,

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the "Road Dogg" Jesse James

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and I represent The New Age Outlaws!

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[Cole] The Road Dogg set for action
on SmackDown.

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[Lawler] Uh-oh!

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-[countdown beat echoing]
-[crowd cheering]

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-[explosion]
-[Lawler] Wow!

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[Cole] It's "Y2J" Chris Jericho,

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who, King, on Sunday at
Armageddon on pay-per-view

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meets Chyna for the
Intercontinental Championship.

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[Lawler] Oh, what a matchup
that's gonna be!

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I mean, that's been eating at Y2J.

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It's been eating his guts out

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that he hasn't been able to defeat Chyna.

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It's just about
driven him over the edge, Michael.

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[Cole] Drove him
over the edge to break the thumb

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of Chyna a few weeks ago.

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[Lawler] Break the thumb?

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Is that what you call it?

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Smashed it!

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Let me talk about Armageddon.

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[Lawler] Uh-oh.

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The end of time,

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the end of the world as we know it.

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But in this case,

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the end of that grotesque
freak of nature Chyna's

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pathetic wrestling career.

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-[crowd cheers]
-[Lawler] Wow.

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Chyna, there's nothing
you can do about it.

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Just shut your mouth

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and remember "thumb's" the word.

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[laughs]

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[Lawler] Thumb's the word?

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[Jericho] And Road Dogg,

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since I needed a warm-up match
for Armageddon

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and since I'm beating up
a long-haired, tattooed, effeminate

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loser of a wrestler,

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I figured that tonight,

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I would face
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effeminate loser of a wrestler.

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And quite honestly, you fit the bill.

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-[Cole] Uh-oh.
-[Lawler] Oh, Michael.

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So you wanna talk about doggy style?

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Well, tonight, prepare to be destroyed

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by Ayatollah style.

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[Cole] Chris Jericho and the Road Dogg
set to go one-on-one.

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And this is gonna be a war, King.

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Remember, it was Chris Jericho
who put the Road-- wait a minute.

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["Who I Am" playing]

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What in the world?
That-- that's Chyna's music, King.

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♪ Treat me for just who I am ♪

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[Cole] And there she is,
the Ninth Wonder of the World,

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the Intercontinental Champion, Chyna.

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Well, you know--

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[Lawler] Wait This matchup
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Chris Jericho against the Road Dogg.

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What's Chyna doing out here?

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[Cole] Well, perhaps she's out
to get a scouting report

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as she gets set to meet Chris Jericho

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at Armageddon on Sunday.

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And look at Chris Jericho.

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He's beside himself.

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It was Chris Jericho

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and the Road Dogg set to go one-on-one

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but Jericho's been distracted here
by his opponent from Chyna.

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-You see, Chyna--
-You talk about a scouting report.

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She doesn't need any scouting report.
All Chyna needs to do is look down

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at that thumb that she
had to have surgically repaired

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because of Chris Jericho

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and know what she plans for Armageddon.

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-[Cole] Um…
-Chyna.

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Well, here's Chyna

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joining us here at ringside

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as we get set for this match between

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the Road Dogg and "Y2J" Chris Jericho.

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-Chyna, welcome.
-[bell clangs]

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Hi, guys. How you doing?

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[Cole] Chyna, first question is,
how's the thumb? How's the hand?

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[Chyna] Well, it's not 100 percent
but, you know, I guess, uh…

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Chris's head probably
isn't 100 percent after that…

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-[Lawler] Oh boy. That's true.
-[Chyna] …little shot I gave him too.

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[Cole] Chyna delivering a hammer shot
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Jericho claims, Chyna,
he suffered a concussion because of that.

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As the Road Dogg
and Jericho now hammer away.

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[Lawler] Wait a minute.

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Chyna, Jericho also claimed that
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[Chyna] Right.
Well, let's put it this way.

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Jericho has suffered nothing yet.

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This Sunday, he's gonna know
what it means to suffer.

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Jericho hung up on the top rope
and Road Dogg with a right hand.

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King, we gotta tell people
that earlier this week,

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WWE officials ruled that D-Generation X

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cannot interfere in any matches tonight.

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If they do, they will be suspended.

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No interference by DX
in any matches here tonight

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or they will be suspended.

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[Lawler] That explains
why Mr. Ass is not here at ringside.

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-Look at that!
-Look at Jericho over the top rope

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wiping out the Road Dogg.

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You know, Chyna, I think you proved a
lot to a lot of people at Survivor Series,

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retaining
the Intercontinental Championship

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against Jericho.

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[Chyna] I think I've
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what I can do at this point, Michael Cole.

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I just think that it's Jericho

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that's trying to prove that
he's tougher than a woman.

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And so far, he hasn't
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[Lawler laughs]

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Oh, that's what's
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It's about driven him nuts.

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[Chyna] It's gonna eat at him
more this Sunday too.

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[Cole] And here's Jericho
now off of-- oh, steel steps.

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Nobody home, into the barricade for Y2J.

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And Road Dogg, now hammering
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exchanging blows outside the ring.

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This is personal.

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Jericho put Road Dogg out of
action a couple of months ago

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with a serious injury.

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And Jericho taking
the upper hand in this one.

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Chyna, you think that thumb, uh,

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has any chance of being
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[Chyna] It doesn't really matter.
You know, I would've thought that--

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I didn't think at first
that Chris could've been capable

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of what he did to my thumb,

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but on the other hand, I never
thought that I could be capable

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of doing that to him either.

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-[Lawler] He's looking over here.
-[Cole] Y2J.

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[crowd chatter]

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[fan] Get in the ring, you idiot!

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[Cole] Now, Chris Jericho
blowing a kiss to Chyna.

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Basically he said,
Chyna, that that belt's his.

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Oh! What a dropkick by Road Dogg.

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Jericho allowed himself to be distracted

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and the Road Dogg capitalized.

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Still to come here tonight on SmackDown,

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the contract signing
between Vince McMahon and Triple H

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for the big main event
on pay-per-view Sunday.

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And look at Road Dogg with the left hands.

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The southpaw going to work.

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Shake, Rattle, and Roll time to Y2J.

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[Lawler] Doggy style.

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This is it right here. Oh!

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[Cole] Got him!

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And Road Dogg now goes into the cover.
First one of the matchup.

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There's two and a kickout by Jericho.

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It was a tremendous matchup, Chyna,

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between you and Y2J at Survivor Series.

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But Chris Jericho made
it extremely personal, took it personal…

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Oh my!

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…over the fact, Chyna, that…
you defeated him at Survivor Series.

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He couldn't-- he couldn't handle it.

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[Chyna] I know he couldn't handle it
and it's gonna be personal on Sunday.

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[Cole] Wait a minute.
Road Dogg's leg's on the ropes.

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Referee didn't see it
and Jericho steals this one.

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Chris Jericho steals this one, King, and--

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-Here is your winner, Chris Jericho!
-[Cole] Where's Chyna going?

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["Break the Walls Down" playing]

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Hey!

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[Lawler] She's trying to
explain to the referee that…

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the Road Dogg's foot was
on the rope and rightfully so.

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[Cole] The referee counted
the one-two-three but--

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[Lawler] Wait, wait, look at this!

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The referee is saying,
"Restart the match."

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[Cole] Referee Tim White
is waving off the decision

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and Chyna's turned Jericho in.

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And Road Dogg rolls him over now.

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It… Oh. Wait a minute.

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Jericho kicked out after two.
I thought it was a three-count.

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Jericho got the shoulder up

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just in time and now
hammers away on the Road Dogg.

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Well, Chyna told the
referee what happened and…

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Road Dogg's got a new life here

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and he's setting him up
for the pump handle.

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Here we go now. Got him!

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Road Dogg, into the cover.

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There's one and now
Jericho with his foot on the rope.

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-[bell clangs]
-Chyna knocked it off.

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-And the Road Dogg!
-Did you see that?!

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The Road Dogg wins!

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-[crowd cheering]
-[Lawler] Chyna!

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[announcer] Here is your winner,

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the Road Dogg, Jesse James!

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[Lawler] Chyna has cost Y2J
another victory!

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[Cole] Y2J had his foot on the ropes.

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Chyna knocked it off,
Road Dogg picked up the win.

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And what is gonna happen
this Sunday on pay-per-view

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when Chyna takes on
"Y2J" Chris Jericho with…

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[Jericho yelling indistinctly]

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Chris Jericho extremely upset

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out here at ringside.

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And we gotta take a look now
at what's happened.

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And Jericho has lost it.

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[Lawler] Hey. Look out!

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[Cole] And here is Jericho from
the second rope, rolls into the cover.

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You can plainly see
Road Dogg's leg is on the rope, King.

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-And the referee counts three.
-[bell clangs]

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[Lawler] What happened,
Chyna told the referee.

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The match was restarted.

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And then the pump handle slam.

243
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,560
Watch, watch Jericho's foot.

244
00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:04,463
Clearly on the ropes
but, oh, there's Chyna!

245
00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:05,731
[bell clanging]

246
00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:07,366
And Sunday on pay-per-view,

247
00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,335
Chyna, Jericho,

248
00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,537
for the Intercontinental Championship.

249
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:13,172
Folks, it's gonna be a war!

250
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:14,173
As long as you watch him.

251
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,775
You know he's always up to something.

252
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:18,077
That contract is gonna be signed tonight.

253
00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:19,345
Oh yeah.

254
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,380
The thing of it is, you never know--

255
00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:23,849
-[knocking at door]
-Wait.

256
00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:24,950
Be careful there, Shane-o.

257
00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:27,653
Who is it?

258
00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,089
[latch clicking]

259
00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,624
-Oh, what's up, Test?
-Hey, Shane.

260
00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,125
-How you doing?
-Hey, Test.

261
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,527
-Nice to see you.
-You too.

262
00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:35,928
-Hi, Mrs. McMahon.
-How are you doing?

263
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,463
-Nice to see you.
-You too.

264
00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:39,165
How you doing, big man?

265
00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:40,766
-I'm good. Thanks.
-Good.

266
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,101
Steph, can we talk alone?

267
00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:44,370
-Please?
-Sure.

268
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:45,271
Um…

269
00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:47,406
Why don't you use this room?

270
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:48,774
-Okay? Yeah, sure.
-Great, thank you.

271
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,443
Got some other business here.

272
00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:51,877
-After you.
-[hinges squealing]

273
00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:53,112
-Be back in a few minutes.
-Okay.

274
00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:54,113
-Okay.
-Yeah.

275
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,548
How about you?

276
00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,351
[Test inhales, sighs]

277
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:00,486
Steph…

278
00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:03,556
I know it's taken me
a long time to come to you, but…

279
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,093
it's been a rough--
real rough couple of days.

280
00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:08,294
I mean, I need to clear my head.

281
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,162
I can't even imagine
what you're going through.

282
00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:13,733
And this is really hard but…

283
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,635
I think it's best for everybody if we…

284
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,773
if we just call
the engagement off for now.

285
00:12:21,607 --> 00:12:22,541
[sniffs]

286
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:27,012
-Well…
-[sighs]

287
00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,982
…I guess if that's really
the way that you feel…

288
00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:31,550
[Test sniffs]

289
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,787
…then maybe you should have this back.

290
00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:38,524
-[Test sighs]
-[Steph sobs]

291
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,293
I'm so sorry
for how everything worked out.

292
00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:44,396
I never meant for it to be this way.

293
00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,501
I never meant for it to be like this.

294
00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:52,505
[both sniffling]

295
00:12:52,571 --> 00:12:53,405
[Test] Oh, Steph…

296
00:12:58,244 --> 00:12:59,145
Um…

297
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,013
I don't know what to say.

298
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,047
I mean…

299
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:07,620
Steph… I still care about you.

300
00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:11,590
You know what's kind of funny?

301
00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:16,529
Is that this is the place
that you first asked me out.

302
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:19,064
[Steph chuckles sadly and sniffles]

303
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,300
Steph, I just want you to know that

304
00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:24,837
I will always care about you.

305
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:31,844
-[door opens]
-Oh-ho-ho!

306
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:34,480
Hey, what are you doing
with my best friend's wife, man?

307
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,248
You are so busted.

308
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:37,349
This is private.

309
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:40,052
Oh, I bet it's--
bet you want it to be private.

310
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,855
Leave or pay the consequences, little man.

311
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,023
Pay the consequences?

312
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:45,090
Come get you some!

313
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,059
I ain't going nowhere.

314
00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:48,561
Come on.

315
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,030
["Medal" playing]

316
00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:52,665
[Cole] You know, King, D-Generation X,

317
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,834
plain and simple,
are a bunch of damn pigs.

318
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,203
-[Lawler] Oh my God.
-I mean, that heartbreaking situation

319
00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:58,737
that Stephanie and Test are going through

320
00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:01,540
and X-Pac has the audacity
to-to bust in like that.

321
00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:04,376
-[Lawler] Oh my gosh.
-[bell dings]

322
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:07,479
[announcer] The following tag team contest
is scheduled for one fall.

323
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:10,449
Making his way to the ring,
from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,

324
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,052
weighing in at 237 pounds,

325
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:15,221
he is the only Olympic gold medalist

326
00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:18,090
to grace
the World Wrestling Entertainment ring

327
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:22,828
and the most celebrated
real athlete in WWE,

328
00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,330
Kurt Angle.

329
00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:26,165
[Lawler] You know what's gonna happen now?

330
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,601
You know that X-Pac is gonna go
straight to Triple H

331
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:29,969
and tell him what he saw.

332
00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:33,639
[Cole] Well, later on tonight,
X-Pac meets Test here on SmackDown.

333
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,573
I would like…

334
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,476
[crowd jeering]

335
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,778
[Cole] Boston crowd really
getting on the Olympic gold medalist,

336
00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:40,713
Kurt Angle this week.

337
00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,982
-I don't get it. I don't understand why.
-First of all…

338
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:47,553
I would like everyone
here in Boston to know

339
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,489
that if you follow my "Three I's,"

340
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:55,127
Intensity, Integrity, and Intelligence,

341
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:59,431
you can accomplish anything you want.

342
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,367
You could.

343
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,771
-[Lawler] Even you, Michael.
-And if you follow my "Three I's,"

344
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:11,076
then maybe someday, even this town
could win a World Series.

345
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:12,077
You could.

346
00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:13,012
-Uh-oh.
-[crowd boos]

347
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,146
[Lawler] You know what?

348
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,482
[Cole] Well, that's
not gonna help him here.

349
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,183
Not in Boston.

350
00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:23,222
Especially not since Nomar Garciaparra
is sitting on the front row.

351
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:27,159
[Angle] I wanna introduce my nemesis
and tag team partner,

352
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,728
"The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman.

353
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:33,699
[Cole] So "The Lethal Weapon"
Steve Blackman on his way to the ring

354
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,801
to team up with Kurt Angle.

355
00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:38,003
And-- and the irony of this all is,

356
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:41,173
King, Blackman and Angle
meet one-on-one on pay-per-view

357
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,207
Sunday at Armageddon.

358
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,642
[Lawler] Yeah.

359
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:44,910
This is unbelievable.

360
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:47,880
These guys are gonna be partners
here tonight on SmackDown.

361
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,014
But Sunday,

362
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,949
they're gonna be trying
to tear each other apart.

363
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,351
[Cole] What's funny about all this

364
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,553
is Blackman and Angle have
been winning as a team as of late.

365
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,024
We are in Boston and there's
the American League batting champion,

366
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:01,193
shortstop Nomar Garciaparra

367
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,028
from the Boston Red Sox,

368
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:06,098
enjoying SmackDown
here at the Fleet Center.

369
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,935
Though it's Kurt Angle
and "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman

370
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,805
set to team up here
this week on SmackDown.

371
00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:15,674
You know, Angle called Blackman
his apprentiz-- apprentice I should say,

372
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:16,742
on Raw this past week.

373
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,546
[Lawler] This would be like
if Nomar Garciaparra teamed up

374
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,314
with Omar Vizquel or something like that.

375
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,216
-…565 pounds…
-[Lawler] This could work.

376
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,385
[announcer] …Bubba Ray and D-Von,

377
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:29,755
The Dudley Boyz.

378
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,823
[Cole] Omar who?

379
00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:32,458
["Ollie Stalefish" playing]

380
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:33,625
Here come The Dudley Boyz

381
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:36,795
set for tag team action against
Kurt Angle and Steve Blackman.

382
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:38,597
The Fleet Center here sold out tonight.

383
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,733
It's going to be a madhouse
next week for SmackDown

384
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,034
in Tallahassee, Florida.

385
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:45,371
Folks, get your tickets now,
especially if this is any indication.

386
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,940
One of the fastest
sellouts in WWE history,

387
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,976
SmackDown in Trenton,
New Jersey for February

388
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:53,212
sold out in 41 minutes.

389
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:56,915
Dudley Boyz, Kurt Angle, Steve Blackman

390
00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:58,751
in what should be a good tag team matchup.

391
00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:01,987
And Angle and Blackman have been
on somewhat of a roll here

392
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,256
since they started teaming together
about a week ago.

393
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:08,994
[Lawler] Well, what do you expect?
I mean, you got an Olympic gold medalist.

394
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:12,197
The most celebrated real athlete
in World Wrestling Entertainment.

395
00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:13,499
Certainly, he's gonna be on a roll.

396
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,301
[Cole] So it's Kurt Angle
set to battle D-Von Dudley and…

397
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,202
Oh, look at this.

398
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:19,571
D-Von's gonna challenge
the Olympic gold medalist

399
00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,740
in freestyle competition, Kurt Angle,

400
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:24,376
to some mat work here at the Fleet Center.

401
00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:25,544
[Lawler] Is D-Von crazy?

402
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,680
-Angle with a beautiful takedown.
-That didn't take long, did it?

403
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:31,150
[Cole] Shoulders are down
on the mat and a kickout after two.

404
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,285
Kurt Angle, a tremendous athlete.

405
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:36,055
As we mentioned, won
the gold medal in the 1996 Olympics.

406
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:37,122
[Lawler] I was so proud.

407
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:39,425
That made me proud to be an American.

408
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:41,960
[Cole] A true American hero
in every aspect of the word.

409
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:43,328
[Lawler] So why do people boo him?

410
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:46,198
[Cole] Angle going down to the position,
gonna allow D-Von to start on top.

411
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:51,103
And D-Von Dudley with a kick to the ribs.

412
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,771
And there's another one
as D-Von goes to work.

413
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,072
He doesn't want anything to do…

414
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:56,642
-Oh!
-…with Kurt Angle on the mat.

415
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:58,310
There's a right hand from D-Von Dudley.

416
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,712
We just saw X-Pac,
that despicable display,

417
00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:02,748
as Test and Stephanie McMahon
were going through

418
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,450
that heart-rending moment-- Oh my.

419
00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:06,785
What a suplex by Kurt Angle.

420
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,087
X-Pac will meet Test later tonight.

421
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:10,756
Perhaps X-Pac looking for
an advantage in that matchup

422
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,057
later on tonight, King.

423
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:14,126
[Lawler] Well, I mean, let's face it.

424
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,963
I mean, I know this is hard
for you to swallow, Michael,

425
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,966
I know it's even harder for
the McMahon family to realize

426
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:24,136
but Stephanie
is legally married to Triple H.

427
00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:25,170
[Cole] Well, it's true.

428
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:28,273
[Lawler] I mean, and then
she gets caught in a-in a…

429
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:29,775
in a room alone with Test.

430
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:30,976
[Cole] Oh, King, come on now.

431
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,644
[Lawler] And they were gonna kiss!

432
00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:34,046
Bubba Ray misses with the right hand.

433
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,249
Blackman with a nice spinning heel kick
to the face of Bubba Ray Dudley.

434
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,151
You don't know if they
were gonna kiss, number one.

435
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:41,086
Number two, they were
engaged to be married.

436
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:42,488
-I mean…
-That tore their hearts out.

437
00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:45,090
[Lawler] I'm beginning to think that--
that Stephanie's marriage license

438
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,925
should read, "To whom it may concern."

439
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:49,194
[Cole] Here's the tag
as Kurt Angle comes back into the ring.

440
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:50,696
Bubba Ray hammeling-- hammering away.

441
00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:53,432
Here's the double-team by
Angle and Blackman, double elbows.

442
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:56,268
And they're working well together
as a team once again

443
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:57,369
here tonight on SmackDown.

444
00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:00,472
[Lawler] That's because I think
Kurt Angle has finally taught

445
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:02,875
the "Three I's" to Steve Blackman.

446
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:05,544
-"Intensity, Integrity, and Intelligence."
-[Lawler] Right.

447
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:08,080
[Cole] And Bubba Ray now
whipping Angle into the ropes.

448
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,815
Misses with the right hand,
Angle off the ropes.

449
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,417
Now, what a big back body drop
by Bubba Ray Dudley.

450
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,886
Gonna follow it with a clothesline.

451
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:15,854
-[Cole] Almost took Angle's head off.
-[Lawler] Wow.

452
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:19,091
[Cole] And Bubba Ray Dudley,
ooh, with a chop to Steve Blackman.

453
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,993
That draws The Lethal Weapon
out of the corner

454
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:22,327
and it's gonna allow the double--

455
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,463
The Dudley Boyz to double-team here.

456
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:25,731
-[Lawler] Oh no.
-D-Von, top rope.

457
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:26,732
-[Lawler] Look out!
-Oh my.

458
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:29,601
Right into the lower extremities
of Kurt Angle.

459
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:31,436
[Lawler] Those Olympic gold medals!

460
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,838
[crowd cheering]

461
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,140
[Cole] And D-Von now

462
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:37,943
laying it down on Angle.

463
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,278
Here's the cover. There's two.

464
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,579
Angle pops his right shoulder up.

465
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,147
[Lawler] There's intensity right there.

466
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:43,615
That's one of the big "I's," you know.

467
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,418
[Cole] Speaking of intensity, how
intense is it gonna be later on tonight

468
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,954
when Vince McMahon
and Triple H sign the contract

469
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:52,057
for the main event at Armageddon,
that No-Holds-Barred Match?

470
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:52,958
[Lawler] Oh my gosh.

471
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,293
And don't forget the stipulations.

472
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,995
-If Triple H wins, he gets a title shot.
-Oh. Wow.

473
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,664
[Cole] If Triple H loses,

474
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:01,066
he has to annul his marriage
to Stephanie McMahon.

475
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:01,967
[Lawler] Oh man.

476
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,102
It don't get any bigger than that,
Michael Cole.

477
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:05,103
I mean, these are life--

478
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,873
these are life-changing decisions.

479
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,042
These are life-changing stipulations.

480
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:11,843
-Oh, look out!
-Bubba Ray misses with a big splash

481
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:13,512
as Angle rolls out of the way.

482
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,047
Now, he makes a tag to his partner,

483
00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:17,516
"The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman,
who is so quick.

484
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,319
The martial arts expert
with a dropkick to Bubba Ray Dudley.

485
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,221
And Blackman catches
D-Von with a clothesline.

486
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:24,456
[Lawler] Calm down a bit,
I was gonna say that's Kurt showing

487
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:25,991
another one of those "I's," Intelligence.

488
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:26,992
He knows when to tag out.

489
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:30,596
[Cole] And there's a tag
by Blackman again as Angle comes in.

490
00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:33,098
Right hands to the midsection
of Bubba Ray Dudley.

491
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,666
Has him set up on the top rope now.

492
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,168
And what's Kurt Angle gonna do here?

493
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:39,771
[Lawler] I don't know but it'll be, uh…
intelligently intense! Oh!

494
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:41,773
[Cole] Oh my.
Belly-to-belly from the second rope.

495
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,243
Angle not known
for his high-flying acrobatics

496
00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:45,911
but that was a tremendous maneuver there.

497
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,013
[crowd booing]

498
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,616
And Steve Blackman now tags himself in.

499
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:51,984
Angle wasn't too happy with that.

500
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,819
-And D-Von Dudley from behind.
-Look at that!

501
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,087
Knocks Blackman into Angle.

502
00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:58,323
And look out now.

503
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,726
3D, Dudley Death Drop!

504
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:03,028
Bubba Ray rolls into the cover.

505
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,229
[Lawler] What did Blackman do?

506
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:05,831
-That idiot!
-[Cole] It's over.

507
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:08,400
The Dudley Boyz take one
from Blackman and Angle.

508
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:11,637
[announcer] Here are
your winners, The Dudley Boyz.

509
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,005
[Lawler] I can't believe this.

510
00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:15,974
[Cole] Well, Steve Blackman
was so intent on getting into the ring,

511
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,542
King, that he tagged himself in

512
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,378
and it may have cost them the matchup.

513
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,813
[Lawler] May have?
What, are you… blind or something?

514
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,749
-Of course it did.
-I just wanna say for the record,

515
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,520
that was not my loss.

516
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,856
That was Steve Blackman's loss.

517
00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:35,193
For the record, I am still undefeated

518
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,429
in World Wrestling Entertainment.

519
00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:39,464
[Lawler] Make a note of that.
He's exactly right.

520
00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:40,599
[Cole] Wait a minute now.

521
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:41,833
Angle going after Blackman.

522
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,001
-Oh!
-And what a takedown.

523
00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:46,104
And Kurt Angle,
who will meet Steve Blackman

524
00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:48,740
Sunday at Armageddon on pay-per-view,

525
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:52,544
extremely upset with the behavior
of his partner in this matchup.

526
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:54,746
[Lawler] Wow.

527
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,281
-It's Angle--
-I can't wait until Sunday.

528
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,416
[Cole] Gonna be a good one.

529
00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:00,686
["Medal" playing]

530
00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:06,391
The WWE Women's Championship

531
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,694
is gonna be on the line
this Sunday at Armageddon

532
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,363
in a Four Corners Evening Gown Match.

533
00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:12,731
Now, this past Monday on Raw,

534
00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:13,699
the champion Ivory,

535
00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:16,234
and challengers Jacqueline
and BB were in the ring

536
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:19,171
when, uh, Ivory asked
a very important question.

537
00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:23,442
Who is the fourth contender?

538
00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:25,711
[Ross] Good question. Who is it?

539
00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:27,779
♪ Don't treat me like a woman… ♪

540
00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:29,348
[Lawler] Oh…

541
00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:30,515
Oh my gosh.

542
00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:31,483
Don't tell me it's…

543
00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:33,418
It's… Ah!

544
00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:35,120
[Ross] Dude, now this--

545
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,823
I don't think this will be fair at all.

546
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,158
The Intercontinental Champion, Chyna.

547
00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:41,059
Kitty,

548
00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:45,731
you are gonna be the fourth competitor…

549
00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:47,332
-[Lawler] What?
-…in the Evening Gown Match.

550
00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:48,467
-[Ross] Kitty?
-Miss Kitty?

551
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,402
Chyna, you don't understand,

552
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:52,237
I don't wear underwear.

553
00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:54,439
-[crowd cheering]
-[Lawler shrieks]

554
00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:57,976
Well, we'll see if that helps
or hurts Miss Kitty's chances

555
00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:58,877
come this Sunday.

556
00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:00,345
In fact, just a few moments from now,

557
00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:03,081
I'm gonna have the opportunity
to talk to Miss Kitty,

558
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:06,818
who I understand is in
an absolutely stunning evening gown.

559
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:08,620
["Blood Brother" playing]

560
00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:11,256
[Cole] You hear that?
Stunning evening gown, Miss Kitty.

561
00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:13,058
[Lawler] And no…

562
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,793
[Cole] Oh no… You heard.

563
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:15,694
[Lawler] Oh my gosh.

564
00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:17,362
[bell ringing]

565
00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:20,031
[announcer] The following contest
is scheduled for one fall

566
00:23:20,098 --> 00:23:22,667
and it is for
the World Wrestling Entertainment

567
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:24,703
European Championship.

568
00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:26,405
Introducing the challenger,

569
00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:27,939
from Toronto, Canada,

570
00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:31,076
weighing in at 215 pounds…

571
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,511
Christian!

572
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:35,313
[Cole] Great new music
welcoming Christian to the ring.

573
00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,182
And King, Christian going solo tonight

574
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,985
after this incident last
Thursday on SmackDown.

575
00:23:40,051 --> 00:23:42,754
Edge hurting his knee
as he attempted the hurricanrana

576
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:44,823
from the top rope on Bubba Ray Dudley.

577
00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:49,394
We understand Edge suffered
a sprained left knee with that maneuver.

578
00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:51,263
[Lawler] Well, he's very, very lucky.

579
00:23:51,329 --> 00:23:54,366
I mean, an injury like this
could put you out of commission.

580
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,367
It could end your career.

581
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,302
But fortunately,
we understand he's not gonna be out,

582
00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:58,437
hopefully not too long.

583
00:23:58,503 --> 00:24:02,674
-[dog barking]
-["Bulldog" playing]

584
00:24:03,341 --> 00:24:04,943
[announcer] And his opponent,

585
00:24:05,477 --> 00:24:06,812
from Manchester, England,

586
00:24:06,878 --> 00:24:09,047
weighing in at 250 pounds,

587
00:24:09,681 --> 00:24:14,319
he is the World Wrestling Entertainment
European Champion,

588
00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:17,289
the British Bulldog.

589
00:24:17,355 --> 00:24:20,091
[Lawler] Michael, speaking of
things that could end your career,

590
00:24:20,158 --> 00:24:22,294
here comes one of them
right down the ramp now.

591
00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:23,895
Wait a minute.

592
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:26,264
-King, there is…
-Who's that?

593
00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:29,568
-[Cole] I don't know but…
-The whole building is orange again.

594
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,303
[crowd cheering]

595
00:24:31,369 --> 00:24:32,938
[Cole] This happened on Raw Monday night.

596
00:24:33,538 --> 00:24:34,506
[Lawler] Twice.

597
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:36,608
[Cole] The whole building
turned pretty orange

598
00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:38,043
during the Bulldog's entrance here.

599
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,480
Well, anyhow, King,
the winner of this matchup

600
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,649
which is for the European Championship,

601
00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:47,719
will meet Val Venis and D'Lo Brown

602
00:24:47,786 --> 00:24:49,287
in a Triple Threat Match

603
00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:50,522
for the European Championship

604
00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:53,825
Sunday night on pay-per-view
at Armageddon.

605
00:24:54,626 --> 00:24:57,095
So whoever wins this match,
Christian or the Bulldog,

606
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,798
will go into that Triple Threat matchup
at Armageddon on Sunday.

607
00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:01,466
[Lawler] Boy, just another one of those--

608
00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:03,802
this is gonna--
Armageddon is gonna be great, Michael.

609
00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:04,836
It's gonna be unbelievable.

610
00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:07,305
[Cole] And what a tremendous opportunity
for Christian here

611
00:25:07,873 --> 00:25:09,941
as he meets
the European Champion, the Bulldog.

612
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,376
Bulldog with a big shoulder knockdown.

613
00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:13,545
Of course, the Bulldog
with the strength and power

614
00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:14,446
in this matchup,

615
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,948
Christian with the speed and agility.
Went for the hip toss.

616
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:18,984
Bulldog with a nice reversal
over Christian.

617
00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:20,352
And there's a kickout by Christian.

618
00:25:20,418 --> 00:25:23,255
I wanna ask you something I've been
thinking about for the last few minutes.

619
00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:26,258
You know, the contract signing
is supposed to take place tonight

620
00:25:26,324 --> 00:25:28,527
between Vince McMahon and Triple H.

621
00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:29,427
[Cole] That's right.

622
00:25:29,494 --> 00:25:33,031
[Lawler] Well, there's a protective order
out against Vince McMahon

623
00:25:33,098 --> 00:25:35,734
where he can't come
within 50 feet of Triple H.

624
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,935
[Cole] That's right.

625
00:25:37,002 --> 00:25:39,337
[Lawler] How are they gonna
get together and sign a contract?

626
00:25:39,404 --> 00:25:41,373
[Cole] Look out now.
Chris-- oh, look at the strength

627
00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:42,674
of the Bulldog!

628
00:25:42,741 --> 00:25:43,575
My!

629
00:25:44,442 --> 00:25:46,945
And the Bulldog with
a big clothesline to Christian

630
00:25:47,012 --> 00:25:49,848
and a nice knockdown by the
European Champion, the British Bulldog.

631
00:25:49,915 --> 00:25:53,151
[Lawler] I'll tell you a little
probably unsaid stipulation in that.

632
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:56,288
You know that if Vince McMahon wins
and that marriage gets annulled,

633
00:25:56,354 --> 00:25:58,390
poor old Triple H
can kiss his chances of ever

634
00:25:58,456 --> 00:26:00,759
getting another WWE Title match goodbye.

635
00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:01,660
[Cole] Yeah.

636
00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:06,097
[Cole] Look at the strength
and the power of the British Bulldog.

637
00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:07,766
[Lawler] Yeah, talk about
working your way up.

638
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,202
And see, the bad thing
about that, as you watch Christian,

639
00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:12,537
when you're in that position,

640
00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:14,940
it's too late to do anything about it.

641
00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:15,840
You just got to…

642
00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,976
[Cole] The cover
and kickout after two by Christian.

643
00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:19,444
[Lawler] You got to ride it out.

644
00:26:20,712 --> 00:26:22,547
[Cole] Again, folks,
on Sunday at Armageddon,

645
00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:25,383
the winner of this matchup
take on D'Lo Brown and Val Venis,

646
00:26:25,450 --> 00:26:27,352
Triple Threat Match
for the European Championship.

647
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,587
That's gonna be a good one.

648
00:26:29,387 --> 00:26:31,856
Val Venis, D'Lo Brown,
both hungry competitors.

649
00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:33,191
Nice leg sweep by Christian.

650
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,929
Still to come tonight, Triple H and Kane.

651
00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:39,965
It should be a war.

652
00:26:40,031 --> 00:26:42,767
And Al Snow and Mankind,
friend versus friend

653
00:26:42,834 --> 00:26:44,970
or former friend versus former friend,
for that matter.

654
00:26:45,537 --> 00:26:47,572
-[Lawler] I can't wait to see that.
-[Cole] Oh!

655
00:26:47,639 --> 00:26:48,974
-[Lawler] What about--
-[Cole] Wow!

656
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,675
[Lawler] What about Test and X-Pac?

657
00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:52,610
Swinging neckbreaker,
hooks the leg. Here's two.

658
00:26:52,677 --> 00:26:53,745
Bulldog kicks out.

659
00:26:54,412 --> 00:26:57,549
Close to a new champion being crowned
right here on SmackDown.

660
00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,951
Yeah, X-Pac will meet Test later on.

661
00:27:00,385 --> 00:27:02,687
Rock's in action as well against Mr. Ass--

662
00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:04,889
-Oh!
-Look at Christian now up over the top.

663
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:07,892
Setting up the British Bulldog.
We could have a new champion here.

664
00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:09,461
He just planted the Bulldog.

665
00:27:09,527 --> 00:27:11,596
Christian planted the British Bulldog.

666
00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:13,231
And the momentum has shifted.

667
00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:16,334
-And he's setting the Bull--
-Look at this.

668
00:27:16,401 --> 00:27:17,736
-Wait a minute.
-Speaking of momentum.

669
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:20,939
The Bulldog's running buddies,
the Mean Street Posse,

670
00:27:21,006 --> 00:27:24,609
Joey Abs, Rodney, and Pete Gas
doing a number on Christian,

671
00:27:24,676 --> 00:27:27,012
who for all intents and purposes-- Hey!

672
00:27:27,078 --> 00:27:28,146
It's Val Venis.

673
00:27:28,213 --> 00:27:29,047
[Lawler] Wait a minute.

674
00:27:30,181 --> 00:27:31,016
Val Venis…

675
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:33,952
-Hey! It's D'Lo Brown!
-…and D'Lo Brown.

676
00:27:34,853 --> 00:27:36,955
Val Venis and D'Lo Brown
will meet the Bulldog

677
00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:38,189
Sunday at Armageddon.

678
00:27:39,724 --> 00:27:42,060
And the Posse getting 'em
some of Val Venis.

679
00:27:42,127 --> 00:27:43,862
D'Lo hammering away on Rodney.

680
00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:47,065
Oh man.

681
00:27:47,132 --> 00:27:49,801
[Lawler] This is completely out of
control and I guess Christian

682
00:27:49,868 --> 00:27:52,303
can kiss his chances
to be in the European Champion goodbye.

683
00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:53,838
-King, the question is…
-Look at the--

684
00:27:53,905 --> 00:27:55,940
…what role will the Posse play

685
00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,809
in the Bulldog's title defense,

686
00:27:57,876 --> 00:27:59,077
Sunday on pay-per-view?

687
00:28:00,078 --> 00:28:02,781
Miss Kitty, let me start by saying
that you look wonderful.

688
00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:05,650
And I would imagine that this gown
is just a preview

689
00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:08,253
as to what you're gonna wear
this Sunday at Armageddon.

690
00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:10,321
Well, Kevin, you know,
I've been training so hard.

691
00:28:10,388 --> 00:28:12,891
Chyna's been helping me.
I just know I'm gonna win this.

692
00:28:12,957 --> 00:28:16,928
[snorts] Well, I know Chyna did volunteer
your services and all, Miss Kitty

693
00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:18,196
and, I mean, you look great.

694
00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:20,298
Is this gown-- what are
you gonna wear this Sunday?

695
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,767
A little off-the-shoulder number?
You gonna show some cleavage?

696
00:28:22,834 --> 00:28:24,269
What can we see? What're you gonna wear?

697
00:28:24,335 --> 00:28:26,705
What does it matter what I'm gonna wear?
Yeah, Chyna signed me up

698
00:28:26,771 --> 00:28:28,106
but I'm the one that's gonna get in

699
00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:29,974
and rip every one of
those girls' clothes off.

700
00:28:30,475 --> 00:28:31,743
So this is serious business to you?

701
00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:33,078
Of course, it's serious business!

702
00:28:33,144 --> 00:28:35,580
After this Sunday, they're not
gonna call me Miss Kitty anymore.

703
00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:37,348
They're probably gonna call me The Kat.

704
00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:38,950
-[Lawler] Whoa!
-Yeah, right, well,

705
00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:40,585
my advice, Miss Kitty,
is make sure you wear

706
00:28:40,652 --> 00:28:41,619
some underwear this Sunday.

707
00:28:41,686 --> 00:28:43,521
So, folks, that's gonna be at Armageddon,

708
00:28:43,588 --> 00:28:45,623
the Four Corners Evening Gown Match.

709
00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:47,092
-It's g-- Hey!
-I'll show you The Kat!

710
00:28:47,158 --> 00:28:48,193
-What're you doing?
-Wait!

711
00:28:48,259 --> 00:28:49,961
-It's gonna be…
-Look at this, Michael!

712
00:28:50,028 --> 00:28:52,163
-Miss Kitty is going after Kevin Kelly!
-What's your problem?

713
00:28:52,764 --> 00:28:53,998
That's what The Kat'll do!

714
00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:55,033
[Lawler] Oh man.

715
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:56,968
Wait! Ahh! Somebody!

716
00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:58,303
[grunting]

717
00:28:58,369 --> 00:28:59,270
[Lawler] Unbelievable!

718
00:28:59,337 --> 00:29:00,438
She's all over him!

719
00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:03,675
What is wrong with The Big Boss Man?

720
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,244
He stooped to a new low
this past Monday on Raw.

721
00:29:06,311 --> 00:29:09,714
Well, he was able to coax
The Big Show's mother into revealing

722
00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:12,784
an unbelievable secret
to the world Monday night.

723
00:29:14,719 --> 00:29:17,722
You don't tell him
what's in this packet, I will.

724
00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:20,024
[sobbing] Let me tell him.

725
00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:21,726
It should come from me.

726
00:29:21,793 --> 00:29:23,361
Exactly what do you wanna tell him?

727
00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:24,996
I wanna tell him.

728
00:29:25,063 --> 00:29:26,931
He wasn't supposed to know,

729
00:29:26,998 --> 00:29:28,233
but let me tell him.

730
00:29:28,299 --> 00:29:29,534
What?

731
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,503
That he's illegitimate.

732
00:29:31,569 --> 00:29:32,670
He's illegitimate?

733
00:29:32,737 --> 00:29:34,339
He's illegitimate.

734
00:29:34,405 --> 00:29:36,541
So what you're saying
is your son's a [bleep].

735
00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:38,710
[Big Show's mother] Yes.

736
00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:42,547
-It was-- it was a long time ago.
-It's okay.

737
00:29:43,047 --> 00:29:44,716
You're right, it should come from you.

738
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,151
What I want you to do is take a look

739
00:29:46,217 --> 00:29:48,052
at that red light
through that window right there.

740
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,921
You just told the whole world,

741
00:29:49,988 --> 00:29:52,857
including Paul Wight, "Big Freak Show,"

742
00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:54,125
that he's a [bleep].

743
00:29:54,192 --> 00:29:56,628
-No. No!
-That's he's a [bleep].

744
00:29:57,162 --> 00:29:59,364
That's ten times worse
than his daddy being dead.

745
00:29:59,430 --> 00:30:01,132
-Oh no.
-Hey, Paul Wight,

746
00:30:01,199 --> 00:30:02,600
you're a nasty [bleep]

747
00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:04,035
and your mama said so.

748
00:30:04,102 --> 00:30:05,637
What kind of person are you?

749
00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:07,338
What kind of morals do you have?

750
00:30:07,405 --> 00:30:09,274
[mother sobbing] Get out. Get out.

751
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:11,509
[Cole] Well, King,
The Big Show was embarrassed.

752
00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:12,911
He was shocked, heartbroken,

753
00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:14,479
and he's not here tonight.

754
00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:16,014
He's at home with his mother.

755
00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:18,049
[Lawler] Home with his mother?

756
00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:19,751
["Guard" playing]

757
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:22,554
Think maybe he'd be out looking
for his real father somewhere.

758
00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:23,688
-Will you stop?
-[bell clangs]

759
00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:27,192
[announcer] The following tag team
contest is scheduled for one fall.

760
00:30:27,258 --> 00:30:30,829
Making their way to the ring
at a combined weight of 642 pounds,

761
00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:33,831
Prince Albert and
the World Wrestling Entertainment

762
00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:38,203
Hardcore Champion, The Big Boss Man.

763
00:30:38,269 --> 00:30:40,371
[Lawler] Wait a minute.
What do you mean will I stop?

764
00:30:40,438 --> 00:30:41,973
I didn't have anything to do with it.

765
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,742
I'm-- is The Big Show trying
to deny that or something?

766
00:30:44,809 --> 00:30:45,643
It's the truth.

767
00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:47,111
He's not trying to deny anything.

768
00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:48,413
He's at home comforting his mother

769
00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:51,049
after what happened on
national television Monday night.

770
00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:52,317
There's an honest man right there.

771
00:30:53,251 --> 00:30:56,354
Hey, Big Show-- I mean, "Big Freak Show."

772
00:30:57,822 --> 00:31:00,558
I guess the question
on everybody's mind is,

773
00:31:01,392 --> 00:31:03,228
"Who's your daddy, punk?"

774
00:31:03,728 --> 00:31:04,963
[Lawler] Oh, look at that.

775
00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:07,565
[Cole] The Big Boss Man is sick.

776
00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:09,634
-["Loaded" playing]
-[crowd cheering]

777
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:10,535
Plain and simple.

778
00:31:11,736 --> 00:31:14,072
I know he may be the new WWE Champion

779
00:31:14,138 --> 00:31:17,008
come Sunday at Armageddon
when he takes on The Big Show.

780
00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:19,043
Has his psychological warfare worked?

781
00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:20,545
We'll find out on pay-per-view.

782
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:25,049
[announcer] …Matt and Jeff,
The Hardy Boyz.

783
00:31:25,116 --> 00:31:25,950
[Lawler] Wow.

784
00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:27,752
[Cole] I've been looking forward
to this matchup.

785
00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:31,155
The Hardy Boyz against
The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert.

786
00:31:31,656 --> 00:31:33,424
This is gonna be a good one, and--

787
00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:35,193
-[Lawler] Check out Terri.
-[Cole] Yeah.

788
00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:38,263
It's good to be The King, but it also
must be good to be a Hardy Boy.

789
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:40,398
Wow.

790
00:31:41,866 --> 00:31:43,668
[Cole] Boss Man staring down Matt Hardy.

791
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:46,638
And folks, tonight, WWE SmackDown

792
00:31:46,704 --> 00:31:49,007
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793
00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:52,043
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with the WWE Slam Cam.

794
00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:54,412
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795
00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:55,513
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796
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:58,249
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797
00:31:58,316 --> 00:31:59,751
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798
00:31:59,817 --> 00:32:01,919
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799
00:32:01,986 --> 00:32:04,455
[Cole] And by Capcom.
Some secrets come back to haunt you.

800
00:32:04,522 --> 00:32:05,857
Resident Evil 3.

801
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:06,758
It's in your blood.

802
00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:09,861
So it's Boss Man and Prince Albert

803
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,629
against The Hardy Boyz

804
00:32:11,696 --> 00:32:13,131
here on SmackDown.

805
00:32:13,197 --> 00:32:15,433
-And tell you what, this is gonna be fun.
-[bell clangs]

806
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:17,669
Power of the Boss Man and Prince Albert,

807
00:32:18,169 --> 00:32:20,104
the acrobatics of The Hardy Boyz.

808
00:32:21,306 --> 00:32:23,574
Been trying to figure out
what to get Terri for Christmas.

809
00:32:23,641 --> 00:32:26,010
-What?
-King, you're not gonna believe this.

810
00:32:26,077 --> 00:32:27,078
[Lawler] Oh.

811
00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:29,547
[Cole] We're getting some
information now that apparently

812
00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:32,850
The Big Show
has pulled into the Fleet Center.

813
00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:35,687
-[Lawler] What?
-[Cole] The Big Show apparently is here.

814
00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:38,623
-Uh-oh.
-That can't be good news

815
00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:39,857
for the Boss Man if it's true

816
00:32:39,924 --> 00:32:41,259
as the Boss Man knocks down Jeff--

817
00:32:41,326 --> 00:32:42,427
Wait a minute, I got an idea.

818
00:32:42,493 --> 00:32:44,696
What, we got about 23,000 people here?

819
00:32:44,762 --> 00:32:46,197
He's probably looking for his daddy.

820
00:32:46,264 --> 00:32:47,165
-King, stop.
-[laughs]

821
00:32:47,231 --> 00:32:48,599
It could be any one of these people.

822
00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:50,935
What a dropkick by Jeff Hardy
to The Big Boss Man.

823
00:32:51,002 --> 00:32:52,870
Prince Albert to
the small of the back of Jeff Hardy.

824
00:32:52,937 --> 00:32:54,706
And there's the big back body drop.

825
00:32:55,206 --> 00:32:56,808
Oh, Matt Hardy off the top rope.

826
00:32:58,076 --> 00:32:59,210
King, King, that's The Big Show.

827
00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:00,445
The Big Show is here.

828
00:33:00,511 --> 00:33:02,714
And Boss Man is gonna be in deep trouble.

829
00:33:04,415 --> 00:33:06,417
Prince Albert misses
with the double clothesline.

830
00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:07,985
Hardy Boyz, kicks to the midsection.

831
00:33:08,052 --> 00:33:10,822
Setting up the big
370-pound Prince Albert.

832
00:33:10,888 --> 00:33:13,191
Oh man, what double-team by the Hardys.

833
00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:16,427
And Jeff Hardy over the top.

834
00:33:17,061 --> 00:33:18,296
Connects with the Boss Man.

835
00:33:18,363 --> 00:33:20,331
And Boss Man and Prince Albert in trouble.

836
00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:25,403
[Lawler] I don't think they expected
this much trouble from-- Uh-oh.

837
00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:26,304
Speaking of trouble.

838
00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:27,305
-Wait a minute.
-Look!

839
00:33:27,372 --> 00:33:29,807
It's The Big Show. The Big Show's here.

840
00:33:29,874 --> 00:33:32,010
The WWE Champion's here!

841
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:35,246
And he's got his sights
set on the Boss Man.

842
00:33:35,813 --> 00:33:38,616
And Show hammering away
on The Big Boss Man.

843
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:39,617
[Lawler] Oh my gosh.

844
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:40,685
Look at him, he's crazy.

845
00:33:41,452 --> 00:33:43,721
-The Big Show is crazed.
-[crowd cheering]

846
00:33:43,788 --> 00:33:45,890
He whips the Boss Man across the ring.

847
00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:47,525
[crowd cheering]

848
00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:49,894
The Big Show and Boss Man
meet at Armageddon.

849
00:33:49,961 --> 00:33:51,562
But The Big Show wants some tonight.

850
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:55,299
[Lawler] Yeah, but look at…
What frame of mind is he in now?

851
00:33:55,366 --> 00:33:57,969
What frame of mind is The Big Show
gonna be in Sunday night? I mean…

852
00:33:58,569 --> 00:34:00,505
[Cole] Well, Prince Albert
with a low blow there.

853
00:34:01,439 --> 00:34:03,574
And Albert and Big Boss Man
getting out of the way.

854
00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:06,210
And The Big Show in pursuit.

855
00:34:06,277 --> 00:34:07,278
King, I'll tell you what,

856
00:34:08,513 --> 00:34:09,947
The Big Show's frame of mind

857
00:34:10,014 --> 00:34:12,917
could cost him the WWE Championship

858
00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:14,552
Sunday night on pay-per-view.

859
00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:16,554
He's coming. Go!

860
00:34:16,621 --> 00:34:20,224
And the Boss Man and Prince Albert
are hightailing out of the Fleet Center.

861
00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:21,726
Come on, man, go, go, go!

862
00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:24,128
[Cole] And there's The Big Show.
The Big Show's in pursuit.

863
00:34:24,195 --> 00:34:25,496
[Big Show yelling]

864
00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:27,665
The Big Show is one angry man.

865
00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:29,467
[metal clanging]

866
00:34:30,201 --> 00:34:33,004
Armageddon you're mine, Boss Man.

867
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,939
Armageddon you're mine!

868
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,541
Run!

869
00:34:36,607 --> 00:34:38,076
Run! You're mine.

870
00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:40,878
[Cole] And we're back on SmackDown.

871
00:34:40,945 --> 00:34:41,946
And King, coming up next,

872
00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:45,516
Al Snow goes one-on-one
with his former best friend, Mankind.

873
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:49,253
And, you know, this is
an emotional story about jealousy,

874
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,123
rage, and a friendship gone sour.

875
00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:56,294
[Ross] Al Snow's got a partner
and it's Mankind.

876
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,428
[Lawler] Now, wait a minute.

877
00:34:58,796 --> 00:35:01,966
[Ross] Not only a partner but,
more importantly, a friend.

878
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,435
[Cole] Theirs was a friendship
like none other.

879
00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:08,039
Two truly unique individuals
who were drawn together

880
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,508
by an uncommon outlook on life.

881
00:35:11,676 --> 00:35:12,810
You ever feel a little stupid?

882
00:35:12,877 --> 00:35:16,013
I mean, a grown man
walking around with a mannequin's head?

883
00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:19,350
As opposed to a grown man
wearing a sock on his hand?

884
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,488
Heh, I guess they're both pretty cool.

885
00:35:23,554 --> 00:35:24,922
-[Snow] Yeah, they are.
-[laughs]

886
00:35:24,989 --> 00:35:26,724
[Cole] It's not about being partners,

887
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,059
it's about being best buddies.

888
00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:29,894
[Lawler] Yeah, best buddies.

889
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:33,131
Foley and Snow, back together
again like Laurel and Hardy.

890
00:35:33,197 --> 00:35:34,499
[Snow] Abbott and Costello.

891
00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:37,902
[Ross] Mankind, the best-selling author,
along with his buddy Al Snow…

892
00:35:38,402 --> 00:35:41,038
He looked like a child
who doesn't want to sit on Santa's lap

893
00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:44,842
or an adult who was forced
to watch an Al Snow match.

894
00:35:44,909 --> 00:35:46,277
[both laughing]

895
00:35:46,344 --> 00:35:50,314
[Mankind] How many Al Snow matches
fill out a "Best of Al Snow" tape?

896
00:35:50,381 --> 00:35:52,016
[Snow] You are such a crony. I…

897
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:53,417
None. There is no such thing.

898
00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:55,753
-I really, really hate you.
-[cackling]

899
00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:57,388
[Snow] I hate you both.

900
00:35:57,455 --> 00:35:59,824
[Cole] Well, it was hardly
a laughing matter for Al

901
00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:01,926
when Mankind decided to resurrect

902
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:04,529
the widely popular
Rock 'n' Sock Connection.

903
00:36:05,029 --> 00:36:05,930
[crowd cheering]

904
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,431
[Ross] Mankind and The Rock

905
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,800
have won the tag team matchup.

906
00:36:10,368 --> 00:36:13,437
[Mankind] Rock 'n' Sock, baby.
Rock 'n' Sock now.

907
00:36:14,272 --> 00:36:15,406
Got a nice ring to it.

908
00:36:15,473 --> 00:36:17,108
I hate The Rock. I really do.

909
00:36:17,174 --> 00:36:18,075
[Mankind] No, you don't.

910
00:36:18,142 --> 00:36:19,377
I really hate that guy.

911
00:36:19,443 --> 00:36:21,646
Well, The Rock says he'll slap
the taste out of Al's mouth

912
00:36:21,712 --> 00:36:24,182
just like this and throw the smack-- Ow!

913
00:36:24,248 --> 00:36:25,183
[Cole] Hey, wait a minute.

914
00:36:25,249 --> 00:36:26,083
That's Al Snow!

915
00:36:27,451 --> 00:36:28,452
[Lawler] What's he doing?

916
00:36:29,253 --> 00:36:31,322
You just stay out of it. Stay out of it!

917
00:36:31,389 --> 00:36:33,558
[Mankind] Al, you were a very good friend,

918
00:36:33,624 --> 00:36:35,726
but the truth is when I get in the ring,

919
00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:39,363
I kind of like being part of
The Rock 'n' Sock Connection.

920
00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:41,766
And with all due respect, as a team,

921
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,835
Al Snow and Mankind, um…

922
00:36:45,336 --> 00:36:46,370
they sucked.

923
00:36:47,238 --> 00:36:48,673
Remember how hurt you were

924
00:36:49,273 --> 00:36:51,008
when The Rock threw
your book in the garbage?

925
00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:54,812
Do you remember how it felt like
he had stabbed you right in the back,

926
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,881
because that's exactly how I felt

927
00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:58,916
after I got done reading your book

928
00:36:58,983 --> 00:37:00,785
and all the Al Snow jokes.

929
00:37:00,851 --> 00:37:03,688
That book is a piece of garbage

930
00:37:03,754 --> 00:37:06,157
and I'm the one who threw it in the trash

931
00:37:06,223 --> 00:37:07,425
because that's where it belonged.

932
00:37:07,992 --> 00:37:08,826
Al, I don't… Oh!

933
00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:09,727
[Ross] Hey, come on!

934
00:37:10,361 --> 00:37:13,064
Al Snow assaulting Mankind.

935
00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:15,766
They're best of friends,
or at least they were.

936
00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:17,668
[Lawler] Forget about friendship now, JR.

937
00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:19,503
[Ross] Mankind and Al Snow,

938
00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:21,839
The Rock and Jericho, and here we go.

939
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:24,709
And Mankind, Al Snow,
hammering each other.

940
00:37:25,276 --> 00:37:27,712
-[Lawler] Oh, look at that!
-Mankind baseball slide through

941
00:37:27,778 --> 00:37:29,981
and Al Snow ate some steel chair.

942
00:37:30,047 --> 00:37:31,515
And Al Snow's got the steel chair.

943
00:37:31,582 --> 00:37:32,883
Don't do it, Al!

944
00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:35,286
[Lawler] JR, you thought
these guys were best friends? Ha!

945
00:37:35,353 --> 00:37:37,521
[Ross] Al Snow just hit Mankind
in the face with Head.

946
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:39,890
Al Snow just hit Mankind
in the face with Head.

947
00:37:40,391 --> 00:37:41,425
I'm your real friend!

948
00:37:42,426 --> 00:37:43,628
Not him.

949
00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:45,062
[crowd chatter]

950
00:37:47,865 --> 00:37:51,102
-["Wreck" playing]
-[crowd cheering]

951
00:37:51,168 --> 00:37:54,338
[Cole] And you know, King,
this friendship has gone bad in a hurry.

952
00:37:54,905 --> 00:37:56,407
[Lawler] Well, I gotta question

953
00:37:56,474 --> 00:37:58,609
whether they were ever
really friends to begin with?

954
00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:02,847
And you know what? Or maybe--
maybe they were friends at one time but…

955
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:05,850
Mike Foley here and that book of his.

956
00:38:06,384 --> 00:38:07,251
[Cole] Mick Foley.

957
00:38:07,318 --> 00:38:10,154
[Lawler] Well, him being
the number-one author

958
00:38:11,922 --> 00:38:15,059
has caused a lot of problems
with a lot of his so-called friends.

959
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,862
He said a lot of things in that book,
Have a Nice Day,

960
00:38:17,928 --> 00:38:19,664
that people took exception to.

961
00:38:19,730 --> 00:38:23,534
[announcer] In the ring,
weighing in at 287 pounds…

962
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,603
Mankind!

963
00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:28,339
[Cole] You know, King,
this is a story about Mankind, who…

964
00:38:28,906 --> 00:38:30,441
who seemingly is caught in the middle.

965
00:38:30,508 --> 00:38:33,177
I mean, he's got his best friend,
Al Snow, on one side, but…

966
00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:35,379
then he's got The Rock on the other side.

967
00:38:35,446 --> 00:38:38,115
You know, the cool guy
that everyone wants to hang out with.

968
00:38:38,182 --> 00:38:40,051
-[announcer] And his opponent…
-Yeah.

969
00:38:40,117 --> 00:38:41,385
…from Lima, Ohio,

970
00:38:41,452 --> 00:38:44,889
weighing in at 246 pounds,

971
00:38:44,955 --> 00:38:47,591
Al Snow!

972
00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:49,627
[Cole] And on the other hand,
here's Al Snow.

973
00:38:50,194 --> 00:38:51,762
Who, you know,
you put yourself in his shoes,

974
00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:53,064
he feels shunned.

975
00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:54,565
I mean, he feels abandoned.

976
00:38:54,632 --> 00:38:58,369
I mean, think of all the times that
Mankind and Al Snow have spent together.

977
00:38:58,436 --> 00:39:00,504
[Lawler] Well, I think Al Snow
felt stabbed in the back

978
00:39:00,571 --> 00:39:02,707
when he read all of those Al Snow jokes

979
00:39:02,773 --> 00:39:05,242
peppered throughout
that book of Mick Foley's.

980
00:39:05,309 --> 00:39:07,778
[Cole] If you know Mick Foley
you know that they were said in jest.

981
00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:09,313
They were said in fun, I mean…

982
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:10,981
And wait a minute.
Al Snow now into the ring.

983
00:39:11,048 --> 00:39:12,917
And Al Snow hammering away on Mankind.

984
00:39:12,983 --> 00:39:14,985
And make no mistake about it, King,

985
00:39:15,052 --> 00:39:18,255
Mankind does not wanna fight Al Snow.

986
00:39:18,322 --> 00:39:20,658
He made it plain and simple Monday night.

987
00:39:20,725 --> 00:39:22,393
He's talked about it all week long.

988
00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:25,529
-Mankind has no desire to fight Al Snow.
-I know.

989
00:39:25,596 --> 00:39:28,999
If you ask me, it looked like Mankind
just sort of turned his back on Al there

990
00:39:29,066 --> 00:39:30,868
to let Al take advantage of him.

991
00:39:30,935 --> 00:39:34,138
[Cole] And Al Snow took advantage,
all right, as he hammers away on Mankind.

992
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,006
[Mankind] I'm your friend!
I'm your friend!

993
00:39:37,408 --> 00:39:39,176
[Cole] And it really affected Mankind
on Raw

994
00:39:39,243 --> 00:39:41,245
this past Monday
when Al Snow admitted, King,

995
00:39:41,312 --> 00:39:43,481
that it was he, not The Rock,

996
00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:46,617
who threw Mankind's book into the trash.

997
00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:48,552
[Lawler] What do we got going here?
Look out, guys.

998
00:39:48,619 --> 00:39:50,654
[Cole] Al Snow and Mankind
right out here at ringside.

999
00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:52,456
Mankind head first into the table.

1000
00:39:54,024 --> 00:39:55,626
-Al state-- said--
-Whoa.

1001
00:39:55,693 --> 00:39:58,329
Al Snow, King, saying,
"Can't you see I love you?"

1002
00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:00,397
-Huh?
-Tough love, I guess, as…

1003
00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:02,032
Got a funny way of showing it.

1004
00:40:02,099 --> 00:40:04,201
[Cole] Al Snow hammers away on Mankind.

1005
00:40:04,268 --> 00:40:05,503
Leave me alone!

1006
00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:07,338
-Come on now, Mick!
-I'm just gonna be over here.

1007
00:40:07,404 --> 00:40:09,173
-Oh, look out.
-And Al Snow is gone.

1008
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:12,243
As he whips Mankind
into the barricade here at ringside,

1009
00:40:12,309 --> 00:40:14,612
you can see Al Snow, his-- his eyes glaze.

1010
00:40:14,678 --> 00:40:18,582
He's got that crazed look in his face
as he sets up a steel chair now.

1011
00:40:18,649 --> 00:40:20,217
-Watch this.
-What is he gonna do?

1012
00:40:20,284 --> 00:40:22,620
Off the chair, Mankind
caught him with an elbow.

1013
00:40:23,454 --> 00:40:26,157
[Lawler] Well, I think Mankind's
had about enough of this love,

1014
00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:27,792
that-- all he can stand.

1015
00:40:27,858 --> 00:40:29,994
-Mankind has but no choice to fight back.
-[Lawler] Oh!

1016
00:40:30,060 --> 00:40:31,562
And now it's Al Snow into the table.

1017
00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:32,997
[Lawler] Come on, guys.

1018
00:40:34,465 --> 00:40:36,033
[Cole] Take it back in the ring, guys.

1019
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,635
Right, please. Oh, look at this, Michael.

1020
00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:40,905
[Cole] Al Snow into those steel steps
by Mankind.

1021
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:43,574
On Sunday at Armageddon,

1022
00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:46,644
Mankind and The Rock,
The Rock 'n' Sock Connection,

1023
00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:48,779
meet The New Age Outlaws
for the Tag Team Titles.

1024
00:40:48,846 --> 00:40:51,115
And King, I think Mankind's worried.

1025
00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:54,318
He's asking the referee
to check on his friend Al Snow

1026
00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:57,588
to make sure Al wasn't hurt badly
whipped into those steel steps.

1027
00:40:57,655 --> 00:41:00,024
Some compassion being
shown here by Mankind.

1028
00:41:00,090 --> 00:41:02,460
[Lawler] He knocks the guy down
then has the referee check on him.

1029
00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:07,264
[Cole] We've talked about it before.
Mankind does not wanna fight Al Snow.

1030
00:41:07,331 --> 00:41:08,999
They've spent so many times together.

1031
00:41:09,066 --> 00:41:10,968
They've hosted
television specials together.

1032
00:41:11,035 --> 00:41:12,636
They went to Las Vegas together.

1033
00:41:12,703 --> 00:41:14,205
-They worked in ECW together.
-Oh!

1034
00:41:14,271 --> 00:41:16,407
And Al Snow playing possum.

1035
00:41:16,473 --> 00:41:18,409
Yeah, I-- they've done all
that stuff together but…

1036
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,443
just answer me again.

1037
00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:22,480
How about all those Al Snow jokes
in Mankind's book?

1038
00:41:22,546 --> 00:41:24,014
I think it was tongue-in-cheek, King.

1039
00:41:24,081 --> 00:41:26,484
-I don't think he meant any harm by it.
-Right.

1040
00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:28,586
Mick Foley, Mankind,
whipped off the ropes,

1041
00:41:28,652 --> 00:41:30,254
catches the elbow
from Al Snow to the face.

1042
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:32,690
And Al Snow has completely lost it.

1043
00:41:32,756 --> 00:41:34,959
You know, over here at ringside
we were looking at him,

1044
00:41:35,025 --> 00:41:36,560
he's got this crazed look
in his face, King.

1045
00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:39,463
[Lawler] Well, I mean,
you know, there's, uh…

1046
00:41:39,530 --> 00:41:42,099
there's nothing worse than,
like you said, a friendship gone sour.

1047
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,001
There's a thin line between
love and hate, Michael.

1048
00:41:44,068 --> 00:41:46,770
[Cole] Al Snow is extremely jealous
of The Rock.

1049
00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:49,573
He's jealous of Mankind's
relationship with The Rock.

1050
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,541
[Lawler] Uh-oh, look out.

1051
00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:53,511
[Cole] And Mankind knocked
Al Snow over the top rope.

1052
00:41:53,577 --> 00:41:55,613
And both men right
out here in front of us.

1053
00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:02,953
And Mankind in a battle against
his former best friend, Al Snow,

1054
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,255
rolls back in the ring.

1055
00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:07,591
[Lawler] Well, you know,
Mankind wrote-- Uh-oh, look out.

1056
00:42:08,325 --> 00:42:11,629
[Cole] Look out now. Mankind,
baseball slide to the back of Al Snow.

1057
00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:13,764
Al Snow, right on the table here.

1058
00:42:16,734 --> 00:42:20,137
And Mankind slowly
making his way out of the ring

1059
00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:21,672
with the advantage of this matchup.

1060
00:42:21,739 --> 00:42:23,207
But this isn't about wins or losses.

1061
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:24,842
This is about a friendship gone bad.

1062
00:42:24,909 --> 00:42:27,878
And Mankind,
a back body drop over the table.

1063
00:42:27,945 --> 00:42:30,781
And Al Snow in pursuit
and hammering away on Mankind.

1064
00:42:30,848 --> 00:42:31,916
Get them out of here!

1065
00:42:31,982 --> 00:42:32,816
Come on!

1066
00:42:34,051 --> 00:42:35,185
And Al Snow's lost it!

1067
00:42:35,252 --> 00:42:36,954
He's choking Mankind

1068
00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:39,023
with these electrical cords at ringside!

1069
00:42:39,957 --> 00:42:41,959
Al Snow going after his former friend!

1070
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,862
Al, you guys were friends!

1071
00:42:47,431 --> 00:42:48,966
And Al Snow with a right hand.

1072
00:42:51,302 --> 00:42:55,439
Al Snow is taking out all this jealousy,
this rage on Mankind.

1073
00:42:56,206 --> 00:42:58,309
This is sad. This is real sad.

1074
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:00,711
[Lawler] Does this still work?

1075
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:04,615
[Cole] And now Al Snow with a steel chair.

1076
00:43:04,682 --> 00:43:06,550
-He's not gonna do this, is he?
-What?

1077
00:43:06,617 --> 00:43:09,186
And referee Mike Chioda
grabs the chair from Al Snow.

1078
00:43:09,987 --> 00:43:11,355
And Mankind with a right hand.

1079
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:14,458
And Mankind just fighting
back for survival here, King.

1080
00:43:15,059 --> 00:43:16,226
He's got to fight back.

1081
00:43:17,461 --> 00:43:19,630
Al Snow is a raging lunatic in the ring.

1082
00:43:19,697 --> 00:43:20,698
I think my headset is--

1083
00:43:21,332 --> 00:43:23,867
[Lawler yelps] I think my crown's
been damaged. Look at this!

1084
00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:26,537
And Mankind with a knee
to the face of Al Snow.

1085
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,572
[Lawler] Now Al Snow is damaged.
Good enough for him.

1086
00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:30,407
Come on, Al! [continues indistinctly]

1087
00:43:30,474 --> 00:43:33,744
[Cole] And now Mankind's slapping Al,
trying to slap some sense back into him.

1088
00:43:33,811 --> 00:43:35,646
You know, King, Mankind
doesn't wanna fight Al Snow,

1089
00:43:35,713 --> 00:43:36,780
but he has to fight him.

1090
00:43:36,847 --> 00:43:38,482
He has to-- This is survival.

1091
00:43:38,983 --> 00:43:40,584
-[Lawler] Uh-oh.
-Kick to the midsection.

1092
00:43:40,651 --> 00:43:42,486
[Cole] Setting Al Snow up, Double Arm DDT,

1093
00:43:42,553 --> 00:43:44,254
planted him in the center of the ring.

1094
00:43:45,055 --> 00:43:47,591
And now Mankind's going for Socko
to end this thing.

1095
00:43:47,658 --> 00:43:49,360
[Lawler] Not that stinking, rotten sock.

1096
00:43:49,426 --> 00:43:50,260
Now look…

1097
00:43:50,995 --> 00:43:52,396
there's two things friends don't do.

1098
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:54,965
They don't let friends drive drunk

1099
00:43:55,032 --> 00:43:57,067
and they don't shove socks
down their throat.

1100
00:43:58,135 --> 00:44:00,337
[Cole] And Mankind with Mr. Socko.

1101
00:44:01,071 --> 00:44:02,206
[Lawler] Oh, wait a minute.

1102
00:44:02,272 --> 00:44:03,374
[Cole] What's he doing here?

1103
00:44:04,508 --> 00:44:05,743
[Lawler] Maybe he is…

1104
00:44:05,809 --> 00:44:07,978
[Cole] Well, Mankind's got
that steel chair and--

1105
00:44:08,979 --> 00:44:09,847
Now, this is sad.

1106
00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:12,516
To see-- to see two best friends
come down to this.

1107
00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:14,618
-Oh, look, look, look at this!
-And Mankind's gonna--

1108
00:44:14,685 --> 00:44:16,654
Well, he's… is he thinking about it?

1109
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:17,554
[Chioda] Don't do it!

1110
00:44:17,621 --> 00:44:20,024
No! No. No.

1111
00:44:20,090 --> 00:44:21,825
-[Lawler] Wait a minute. What is it with--
-Ooh!

1112
00:44:21,892 --> 00:44:23,927
And Al Snow with a low blow.

1113
00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:25,796
Mankind showing compassion.

1114
00:44:25,863 --> 00:44:28,232
[Lawler] There's what compassion
will get you, right there.

1115
00:44:28,298 --> 00:44:29,199
Steel chair-- Oh!

1116
00:44:29,266 --> 00:44:30,901
[Cole] Al Snow has no compassion.

1117
00:44:30,968 --> 00:44:32,603
-[bell ringing]
-Referee calls for the bell.

1118
00:44:34,238 --> 00:44:35,372
This is ridiculous.

1119
00:44:35,439 --> 00:44:37,141
[Lawler] Man, first of all, Mankind,

1120
00:44:37,207 --> 00:44:39,276
I mean, he spared Al Snow from the sock.

1121
00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:40,177
-Ooh!
-[bell clangs]

1122
00:44:40,244 --> 00:44:42,212
[Lawler] Then he spared
Al Snow from the steel chair

1123
00:44:42,279 --> 00:44:43,647
and this is what he gets in return.

1124
00:44:43,714 --> 00:44:45,282
[Cole] And Al Snow just planted Mankind.

1125
00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:47,985
[Lawler] And look at this.
Relentlessly, mercilessly,

1126
00:44:48,052 --> 00:44:50,054
he's slamming his
head into that steel chair.

1127
00:44:50,921 --> 00:44:51,755
[Cole] Look at Al Snow.

1128
00:44:52,289 --> 00:44:54,525
Al Snow, he-- he's a raging lunatic.

1129
00:44:54,591 --> 00:44:56,927
[Lawler] Well, what are you--
he's always been that way.

1130
00:44:56,994 --> 00:44:58,295
He's not a sane man.

1131
00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:00,998
Look at this.

1132
00:45:01,065 --> 00:45:03,200
[Cole] All that jealousy,
that pent-up rage,

1133
00:45:03,267 --> 00:45:05,502
that anger at being shunned by Mankind,

1134
00:45:05,569 --> 00:45:07,171
shunned at The Rock,

1135
00:45:07,237 --> 00:45:09,039
all coming out here tonight on SmackDown.

1136
00:45:09,106 --> 00:45:11,475
-And King, this is-- this is sad.
-♪ What does everybody want? ♪

1137
00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:13,410
["What Does Everybody Want?" playing]

1138
00:45:13,477 --> 00:45:15,145
Mankind did not deserve this.

1139
00:45:17,981 --> 00:45:19,917
[Lawler] Well, he got it
whether he deserved it or not.

1140
00:45:19,983 --> 00:45:21,318
♪ What does everybody need? ♪

1141
00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:23,587
[Cole] Jealousy, rage, abandonment,

1142
00:45:25,089 --> 00:45:26,457
all inside that man.

1143
00:45:26,523 --> 00:45:28,492
You can't make the same mistake
Mick just made.

1144
00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:30,694
There's no way. Okay?
When you're in there, Armaged-- wham!

1145
00:45:30,761 --> 00:45:31,862
I mean, relentless.

1146
00:45:31,929 --> 00:45:33,363
I will be heartless.

1147
00:45:33,430 --> 00:45:34,732
I promise you that.

1148
00:45:34,798 --> 00:45:35,999
[knocking on door]

1149
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,368
Vince, this is the time!

1150
00:45:38,435 --> 00:45:40,871
Mr. McMahon, they're ready
for the contract signing.

1151
00:45:40,938 --> 00:45:42,406
Let's get this thing over with.

1152
00:45:42,473 --> 00:45:44,875
-Right out this way.
-I want this annulment done.

1153
00:45:44,942 --> 00:45:45,909
-Ready?
-Yeah.

1154
00:45:45,976 --> 00:45:47,077
No more marriage stuff.

1155
00:45:47,144 --> 00:45:48,812
-[Stephanie] No more.
-This marriage is done.

1156
00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:53,016
And now, the WWE Rewind,

1157
00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:56,120
presented by MechWarrior 3, for PC CD-ROM.

1158
00:45:56,186 --> 00:45:57,454
Let the battle begin.

1159
00:45:57,521 --> 00:46:00,057
If your dad can beat me

1160
00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:01,959
at Armageddon,

1161
00:46:02,025 --> 00:46:03,494
the wedding is annulled.

1162
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,028
But if I beat him,

1163
00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:07,698
then I get my shot at the title.

1164
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:08,699
I accept.

1165
00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:11,769
Just to seal the deal with, let's say…
a kiss!

1166
00:46:11,835 --> 00:46:13,237
-[Lawler] Oh!
-[Ross] Oh, come on.

1167
00:46:13,904 --> 00:46:15,706
He's forcing himself on her

1168
00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:18,609
and Vince McMahon
can't do a damn thing about it.

1169
00:46:19,109 --> 00:46:21,044
[announcer] That was the WWE Rewind,

1170
00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:23,814
presented by MechWarrior 3 for PC CD-ROM.

1171
00:46:23,881 --> 00:46:25,082
Let the battle begin.

1172
00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:27,451
["No Chance in Hell" playing]

1173
00:46:27,518 --> 00:46:29,620
[Cole] Can you imagine, King,
how Vince was feeling

1174
00:46:29,686 --> 00:46:30,854
this past Monday night on Raw,

1175
00:46:30,921 --> 00:46:32,956
watching that happen,
knowing he couldn't do anything

1176
00:46:33,023 --> 00:46:35,392
because he can't get
within 50 feet of Triple H.

1177
00:46:35,993 --> 00:46:38,328
[Lawler] You know Triple H
had to give Steph "the talk."

1178
00:46:40,230 --> 00:46:41,498
Why do you always gotta go there?

1179
00:46:41,565 --> 00:46:42,399
[Lawler] It's his wife!

1180
00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:45,536
Uh-oh, speaking of wife, there's--
there's Vince's wife, Linda,

1181
00:46:46,270 --> 00:46:49,206
Stephanie, Shane McMahon,
Vince McMahon, and…

1182
00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:50,808
The stooges.

1183
00:46:50,874 --> 00:46:53,010
[Cole] Patterson and Brisco,
Mr. McMahon's associates,

1184
00:46:53,076 --> 00:46:53,977
on their way to the ring.

1185
00:46:54,044 --> 00:46:56,914
Folks, this will be the contract signing

1186
00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:59,817
for the Vince McMahon
versus Triple H match

1187
00:46:59,883 --> 00:47:03,987
this Sunday at Armageddon on pay-per-view.

1188
00:47:04,054 --> 00:47:06,723
And keep in mind the stipulations, King.

1189
00:47:06,790 --> 00:47:08,392
If Triple H wins,

1190
00:47:09,026 --> 00:47:10,160
he gets a title shot.

1191
00:47:10,694 --> 00:47:12,596
-Triple H--
-Not only that, not only that.

1192
00:47:13,363 --> 00:47:16,300
He gets to remain married to Stephanie.

1193
00:47:16,366 --> 00:47:18,235
[Cole] But what if Triple H loses?

1194
00:47:18,302 --> 00:47:20,971
Then he gets no title shot
and the marriage is out the window.

1195
00:47:21,905 --> 00:47:26,443
So a lot at stake Sunday
at Armageddon on pay-per-view

1196
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:29,880
between Vince McMahon and Triple H.

1197
00:47:29,947 --> 00:47:30,781
[Lawler] Gonna be huge.

1198
00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:31,682
Triple H…

1199
00:47:34,318 --> 00:47:36,353
Oh, this is going to be quite an occasion.

1200
00:47:37,254 --> 00:47:38,222
This Sunday,

1201
00:47:38,922 --> 00:47:39,923
Armageddon…

1202
00:47:40,457 --> 00:47:42,059
Triple H and me,

1203
00:47:42,125 --> 00:47:43,760
no holds barred.

1204
00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:45,195
I can't wait.

1205
00:47:47,664 --> 00:47:51,168
Notwithstanding the fact that
I'll get a great deal of personal pleasure

1206
00:47:52,436 --> 00:47:53,437
out of this matchup.

1207
00:47:54,004 --> 00:47:57,541
Most importantly, a recent provision

1208
00:47:57,608 --> 00:47:59,276
added by Triple H

1209
00:47:59,343 --> 00:48:01,545
will also give me great pleasure.

1210
00:48:01,612 --> 00:48:02,613
And that is…

1211
00:48:03,247 --> 00:48:04,915
the annulment provision.

1212
00:48:06,350 --> 00:48:07,451
That means that

1213
00:48:08,151 --> 00:48:10,687
after I defeat Triple H this Sunday,

1214
00:48:10,754 --> 00:48:13,724
he will no longer be
a member of my family.

1215
00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:16,093
And to me,

1216
00:48:16,159 --> 00:48:20,564
that's like cutting cancer out of my body.

1217
00:48:20,631 --> 00:48:21,465
[Lawler] Wow.

1218
00:48:22,466 --> 00:48:23,367
Wow.

1219
00:48:23,433 --> 00:48:25,168
[crowd cheering and shouting]

1220
00:48:26,103 --> 00:48:28,171
So, let's get this formality,

1221
00:48:28,238 --> 00:48:29,940
this contract signing over with.

1222
00:48:30,007 --> 00:48:30,841
Triple H…

1223
00:48:32,209 --> 00:48:33,210
come on out.

1224
00:48:33,277 --> 00:48:34,544
[crowd cheering and clapping]

1225
00:48:34,611 --> 00:48:35,646
Let's do this.

1226
00:48:35,712 --> 00:48:37,714
♪ One, two, is this on? ♪

1227
00:48:37,781 --> 00:48:38,915
["My Time" playing]

1228
00:48:38,982 --> 00:48:39,950
How they gonna do this?

1229
00:48:40,017 --> 00:48:41,351
-♪ Yo, Jimmy, hit me… ♪
-I don't know.

1230
00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:43,320
Vince can't get within 50 feet of Triple H

1231
00:48:43,387 --> 00:48:45,088
because of that order of protection

1232
00:48:45,155 --> 00:48:46,490
and I don't think he wants to.

1233
00:48:46,556 --> 00:48:48,091
If he gets thrown in jail tonight,

1234
00:48:48,158 --> 00:48:50,727
he might not be out in time
to meet Triple H at Armageddon.

1235
00:48:52,195 --> 00:48:54,097
And, you know, King, for Triple H,

1236
00:48:54,164 --> 00:48:55,732
this is all about one thing,

1237
00:48:55,799 --> 00:48:58,502
and that's the WWE Championship.

1238
00:48:58,568 --> 00:49:01,038
Triple H has never forgiven Vince McMahon

1239
00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:03,240
for screwing him out of the title

1240
00:49:03,307 --> 00:49:05,542
at Survivor Series, plain and simple.

1241
00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:08,812
And because of that, Triple H
has made this thing personal.

1242
00:49:08,879 --> 00:49:11,081
[Lawler] Well, wait a minute.
Could be about one thing.

1243
00:49:11,148 --> 00:49:14,084
It could be about that young lady
we just saw, Stephanie McMahon.

1244
00:49:14,651 --> 00:49:16,953
-You really, deep inside, believe that?
-Right there.

1245
00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:19,990
Well, she's a beautiful young lady.
Wouldn't you like to be married to her?

1246
00:49:20,057 --> 00:49:21,925
I'm not saying that,
King, but what I'm saying is

1247
00:49:21,992 --> 00:49:23,994
Triple H has no interest
in Stephanie McMahon.

1248
00:49:24,061 --> 00:49:25,896
He has an interest in burning Vince.

1249
00:49:26,430 --> 00:49:28,465
Did I hear you right, say…

1250
00:49:29,232 --> 00:49:30,233
"formality?"

1251
00:49:32,069 --> 00:49:34,004
Did you just call this a formality?

1252
00:49:34,071 --> 00:49:35,372
Let's get that out of the way.

1253
00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:40,043
Vince, I want you to understand something.

1254
00:49:40,110 --> 00:49:43,513
I want you to understand the significance

1255
00:49:44,614 --> 00:49:46,216
of signing these papers.

1256
00:49:48,618 --> 00:49:50,420
When these are signed,

1257
00:49:51,788 --> 00:49:54,658
these guarantee a lot of things.

1258
00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:58,628
The first thing they guarantee

1259
00:49:59,363 --> 00:50:01,598
is they guarantee me

1260
00:50:01,665 --> 00:50:04,735
the World Wrestling
Entertainment Championship.

1261
00:50:05,235 --> 00:50:07,104
-[Lawler] Whoa.
-[Cole] Only if he wins.

1262
00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:09,306
Because it's as simple as this, Vince.

1263
00:50:10,474 --> 00:50:11,508
All I need…

1264
00:50:12,275 --> 00:50:13,443
is one shot.

1265
00:50:14,811 --> 00:50:17,414
This gives me one shot

1266
00:50:17,481 --> 00:50:19,616
and that means it's as good as mine.

1267
00:50:20,717 --> 00:50:22,185
[crowd cheering and yelling]

1268
00:50:22,252 --> 00:50:24,554
The other thing it guarantees, Vince…

1269
00:50:27,224 --> 00:50:30,027
is it guarantees me

1270
00:50:30,093 --> 00:50:33,263
the opportunity to beat your ass

1271
00:50:33,330 --> 00:50:35,699
worse than it's ever been beaten before.

1272
00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:38,001
-[crowd cheering and booing]
-[Lawler] Oh-ho-ho.

1273
00:50:41,304 --> 00:50:46,109
Vince, understand that when you sign
this document,

1274
00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:48,979
you face me.

1275
00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:51,281
You face The Game

1276
00:50:51,848 --> 00:50:55,352
in a No-Holds-Barred Match.

1277
00:50:55,852 --> 00:50:57,187
[Cole] Right.

1278
00:50:57,254 --> 00:50:58,922
Sunday on pay-per-view.

1279
00:50:58,989 --> 00:51:02,993
One of the most dangerous
matches in the world.

1280
00:51:04,394 --> 00:51:05,295
Why?

1281
00:51:05,796 --> 00:51:10,700
Because I can do anything to you
I damn well please.

1282
00:51:10,767 --> 00:51:12,069
[crowd yells]

1283
00:51:12,636 --> 00:51:13,637
And Vince…

1284
00:51:15,472 --> 00:51:16,907
last but not least…

1285
00:51:19,309 --> 00:51:20,510
these papers,

1286
00:51:21,511 --> 00:51:22,546
when signed,

1287
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,016
guarantee me

1288
00:51:26,616 --> 00:51:30,821
a lifetime of wedded bliss

1289
00:51:31,788 --> 00:51:33,457
with your daughter Stephanie.

1290
00:51:33,523 --> 00:51:34,958
[crowd yelling]

1291
00:51:35,025 --> 00:51:35,859
[Cole] Ooh.

1292
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:38,161
[Triple H] So understand,

1293
00:51:39,696 --> 00:51:41,932
this is not just a formality,

1294
00:51:42,566 --> 00:51:46,203
this is a momentous occasion.

1295
00:51:46,269 --> 00:51:48,905
And I think everybody here can feel it.

1296
00:51:48,972 --> 00:51:52,109
I know I can feel it as I stand here

1297
00:51:53,410 --> 00:51:56,980
before the McMahon family,

1298
00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:03,153
one of the most successful families

1299
00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:04,855
in the history

1300
00:52:05,555 --> 00:52:07,257
of American business.

1301
00:52:08,859 --> 00:52:10,527
A family that I am

1302
00:52:11,094 --> 00:52:13,430
oh-so-proud to be a member of.

1303
00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:15,398
-[crowd cheers]
-[Lawler] Oh-ho-ho.

1304
00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:16,800
He is, you know.

1305
00:52:19,202 --> 00:52:22,072
And Vince,
how successful at business you are.

1306
00:52:22,839 --> 00:52:26,877
And, you know, like father, like son,

1307
00:52:27,410 --> 00:52:30,080
I'm pretty successful in business myself.

1308
00:52:30,947 --> 00:52:32,282
As a matter of fact,

1309
00:52:32,349 --> 00:52:37,087
I just completed one of my most
successful business ventures to date

1310
00:52:39,723 --> 00:52:41,391
when I married your daughter.

1311
00:52:41,958 --> 00:52:44,928
[crowd cheering and booing]

1312
00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:47,130
The stock options alone, Vince,

1313
00:52:47,631 --> 00:52:48,899
oh my God,

1314
00:52:50,066 --> 00:52:51,334
you wouldn't believe.

1315
00:52:51,401 --> 00:52:52,736
Oh no, wait. You would believe.

1316
00:52:54,070 --> 00:52:55,505
Vince, what would you say

1317
00:52:56,039 --> 00:53:00,076
your most successful
business moment has been?

1318
00:53:03,213 --> 00:53:04,381
I haven't had it yet.

1319
00:53:04,447 --> 00:53:07,450
It's gonna be this Sunday
when I dismember you.

1320
00:53:07,951 --> 00:53:11,621
That's gonna be the most successful thing
I've ever done in my life!

1321
00:53:12,155 --> 00:53:14,791
-[crowd cheering]
-[Lawler] Wow.

1322
00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:19,029
[snarling] Because it'll guarantee
you go right down to the bottom

1323
00:53:19,095 --> 00:53:20,263
where you belong

1324
00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:22,966
and it'll guarantee my daughter's freedom!

1325
00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:27,871
[crowd cheering]

1326
00:53:28,538 --> 00:53:29,372
[Triple H] Well…

1327
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:33,476
since you understand what this means,

1328
00:53:35,545 --> 00:53:38,682
and since I reviewed it
and everything seems to be in order,

1329
00:53:40,550 --> 00:53:43,620
I'm gonna come on down there
and let's get to signin'.

1330
00:53:44,487 --> 00:53:45,488
Oh.

1331
00:53:46,356 --> 00:53:49,593
Whoa. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait one second. Ha-ha.

1332
00:53:50,327 --> 00:53:51,761
I just remembered a little somethin',

1333
00:53:52,829 --> 00:53:56,766
that whole 50-foot
restraining order thing.

1334
00:53:57,334 --> 00:53:58,435
[Lawler] Yeah.

1335
00:53:58,501 --> 00:54:01,137
You see if I come down there,

1336
00:54:01,204 --> 00:54:03,406
and then you've got to
come up here, and then…

1337
00:54:03,473 --> 00:54:04,774
the whole thing's rather silly.

1338
00:54:05,375 --> 00:54:06,209
I mean…

1339
00:54:06,743 --> 00:54:10,513
after all, you cannot
come within 50 feet of me,

1340
00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:13,550
otherwise, you'd be arrested on sight.

1341
00:54:13,617 --> 00:54:15,885
Bring the papers, you damn coward!

1342
00:54:15,952 --> 00:54:17,821
[crowd yelling]

1343
00:54:17,887 --> 00:54:19,623
No, I've got a better idea, Vince.

1344
00:54:20,724 --> 00:54:23,693
Because I don't want you to miss Sunday,

1345
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,795
because I'm gonna
enjoy every minute of it,

1346
00:54:26,663 --> 00:54:28,565
so I've got a better idea.

1347
00:54:28,632 --> 00:54:30,267
[crowd yelling]

1348
00:54:32,702 --> 00:54:34,404
Why don't you send

1349
00:54:35,005 --> 00:54:38,942
my oh-so-beautiful wife up here

1350
00:54:39,743 --> 00:54:44,114
and I will personally
hand her these papers

1351
00:54:44,848 --> 00:54:47,617
and maybe she can get herself
a little smooch to go with it.

1352
00:54:48,718 --> 00:54:49,586
[Lawler] Ooh.

1353
00:54:55,659 --> 00:54:56,726
[Cole] Wait a minute, King.

1354
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,762
[Lawler] Looks like he's sending Shane.

1355
00:54:59,429 --> 00:55:01,998
[Cole] I guess Shane's gonna
take Triple H up on the offer.

1356
00:55:02,065 --> 00:55:05,468
Shane's not quite the guy
I had in mind to smooch with.

1357
00:55:07,203 --> 00:55:09,105
[Cole] You know, what drives
a man like Triple H?

1358
00:55:09,172 --> 00:55:11,741
[crowd yelling]

1359
00:55:11,808 --> 00:55:13,343
Easy now, tough guy.

1360
00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:15,545
Get the glare outta your stare.

1361
00:55:16,513 --> 00:55:17,881
-[fan] Shane, you suck!
-Here you go.

1362
00:55:20,917 --> 00:55:23,119
[crowd yells and whistles]

1363
00:55:23,186 --> 00:55:25,021
[Cole] Well, Shane with contract in hand.

1364
00:55:26,890 --> 00:55:28,124
Now, Vince has to sign it.

1365
00:55:28,191 --> 00:55:30,994
[Triple H] Come on, hustle, errand boy.
I don't have all day.

1366
00:55:33,897 --> 00:55:36,299
[Cole] That's the contract for
the main event at Armageddon, folks.

1367
00:55:36,366 --> 00:55:39,069
Vince McMahon versus Triple H,
no holds barred.

1368
00:55:40,103 --> 00:55:41,805
[Lawler] Boy, and Vince can't
wait to sign this

1369
00:55:41,871 --> 00:55:44,374
because as far as he's concerned,
when he signs this,

1370
00:55:45,508 --> 00:55:47,277
he's getting Stephanie her freedom back.

1371
00:55:48,511 --> 00:55:50,580
[Cole] Keep in mind
no-holds-barred stipulations.

1372
00:55:50,647 --> 00:55:52,382
Triple H wins, he gets a title shot.

1373
00:55:52,449 --> 00:55:54,884
Triple H loses, the marriage
to Stephanie's annulled.

1374
00:55:54,951 --> 00:55:56,686
You haven't signed.
You're supposed to sign them.

1375
00:55:58,421 --> 00:56:01,324
You know, I figured
you'd be smarter than that.

1376
00:56:01,391 --> 00:56:04,127
After all, I learned from the best.

1377
00:56:04,928 --> 00:56:07,263
Never sign first, Vince.

1378
00:56:07,330 --> 00:56:09,566
Always sign last.

1379
00:56:10,233 --> 00:56:12,435
Sign the papers and bring 'em to me,

1380
00:56:12,502 --> 00:56:13,670
and then I'll sign.

1381
00:56:15,105 --> 00:56:17,540
[Cole] Well, there he goes,
Vince McMahon putting his John Hancock

1382
00:56:17,607 --> 00:56:18,441
on the contract.

1383
00:56:18,508 --> 00:56:21,077
And it's official, at least
from his point of view, King.

1384
00:56:25,181 --> 00:56:26,783
[Lawler] This is huge, Michael.

1385
00:56:26,850 --> 00:56:28,818
-Know what this means for Sunday?
-They're signed.

1386
00:56:28,885 --> 00:56:31,054
[crowd yelling]

1387
00:56:31,121 --> 00:56:33,256
Now your fate's gonna
be sealed, tough guy.

1388
00:56:34,357 --> 00:56:36,659
-Vince cannot wait to get his hands…
-I hope I can write.

1389
00:56:36,726 --> 00:56:38,461
I'm shaking really bad.

1390
00:56:39,462 --> 00:56:40,296
[Lawler chuckles]

1391
00:56:42,599 --> 00:56:44,501
[crowd chattering and yelling]

1392
00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:48,705
Do you know what Shane
would love to do to Triple H right now?

1393
00:56:48,772 --> 00:56:50,507
[Cole] I know what he'd love to do to him.

1394
00:56:51,474 --> 00:56:53,076
Vince McMahon has signed the contract.

1395
00:56:53,143 --> 00:56:54,844
-I got it. I can see.
-Sign it.

1396
00:56:54,911 --> 00:56:56,613
Triple H about to do it as well.

1397
00:56:59,215 --> 00:57:00,950
-[Vince] Come on, hurry up.
-[Shane] You're toast.

1398
00:57:02,018 --> 00:57:04,020
[crowd yelling]

1399
00:57:05,655 --> 00:57:06,790
[Cole] And there he goes, and…

1400
00:57:08,158 --> 00:57:09,325
-It's official.
-Here you go, kid.

1401
00:57:09,392 --> 00:57:11,161
Bring these back to your old man.

1402
00:57:11,227 --> 00:57:12,996
-[microphone scratches]
-[Cole] Oh man!

1403
00:57:13,496 --> 00:57:16,733
Triple H with a microphone to
the side of the head of Shane McMahon!

1404
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,569
And there are the--
that's Billy Gunn and Road Dogg!

1405
00:57:19,636 --> 00:57:20,470
It's DX!

1406
00:57:21,304 --> 00:57:23,306
DX ambushing Shane McMahon.

1407
00:57:24,808 --> 00:57:26,976
-Get your ass back down!
-The associates going up the ramp.

1408
00:57:27,043 --> 00:57:29,112
They're trying to get to him,
Patterson and Brisco,

1409
00:57:29,179 --> 00:57:31,581
as X-Pac hammers away on Shane.

1410
00:57:31,648 --> 00:57:33,383
[Lawler] Whatever, the Stooge is gonna be…

1411
00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,185
[Cole] Vince McMahon can't get up there.

1412
00:57:35,251 --> 00:57:36,719
That order of protection's against him,

1413
00:57:36,786 --> 00:57:39,122
he can't get within 50 feet of Triple H.

1414
00:57:39,622 --> 00:57:41,825
[Lawler] Boy, look at Triple H,
he's having his way with Shane.

1415
00:57:42,325 --> 00:57:44,060
[Cole] Triple H continuing to attack.

1416
00:57:44,561 --> 00:57:47,964
Watch and see what happens
to you on Sunday, Vince.

1417
00:57:48,631 --> 00:57:51,201
[Cole] What-- what's he doing? No, no!

1418
00:57:52,435 --> 00:57:56,439
Triple H, Triple H tossing
Shane McMahon off that stage!

1419
00:57:56,506 --> 00:57:57,974
-[crowd chatter]
-[Lawler] Oh my God.

1420
00:57:58,041 --> 00:58:00,376
[Cole] Shane McMahon, Triple H.

1421
00:58:02,712 --> 00:58:03,580
Oh my God.

1422
00:58:06,883 --> 00:58:08,785
-King, Triple H continues--
-We need some help.

1423
00:58:09,385 --> 00:58:12,222
-He continues to hit Vince where it hurts,
-We need some EMTs here.

1424
00:58:12,288 --> 00:58:13,323
…attacking his family.

1425
00:58:13,389 --> 00:58:15,491
-Well, Shane's the one that's hurt now.
-Vince, Vince.

1426
00:58:17,260 --> 00:58:19,295
I've got your papers signed for ya.

1427
00:58:20,563 --> 00:58:22,098
See you Sunday, old man.

1428
00:58:23,199 --> 00:58:24,868
See you Sunday, sweetheart.

1429
00:58:27,036 --> 00:58:28,271
[Cole] Can you believe it, King?

1430
00:58:28,338 --> 00:58:30,240
Triple H signing the contract and…

1431
00:58:30,773 --> 00:58:34,277
throwing those papers down
on the fallen body of Shane McMahon.

1432
00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:36,412
["Break It Down" playing]

1433
00:58:36,479 --> 00:58:39,215
Shane's blood,
in a sense, is on that contract.

1434
00:58:42,252 --> 00:58:44,454
Triple H signed the contract, but--

1435
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:46,189
but at what price to the McMahon family?

1436
00:58:46,256 --> 00:58:49,292
[Lawler] I can't imagine what is going
through the mind of Vince McMahon.

1437
00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:51,194
How big does this
make Sunday at Armageddon?

1438
00:58:51,261 --> 00:58:54,697
[Cole] The audacity of Triple H
tossing Shane off the stage.

1439
00:58:54,764 --> 00:58:55,732
Oh my God.

1440
00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:58,668
We're back on SmackDown.

1441
00:58:58,735 --> 00:59:01,738
And King, Triple H
continues his personal assault

1442
00:59:01,804 --> 00:59:03,206
on Vince McMahon and his family.

1443
00:59:03,273 --> 00:59:06,309
[Lawler] Well, I can't imagine what
was going through the mind… Oh!

1444
00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:08,912
…of Vince McMahon
when he had to stand by helplessly

1445
00:59:08,978 --> 00:59:13,283
and watch his son, Shane, being thrown
by a son-in-law that he hates.

1446
00:59:14,617 --> 00:59:16,819
Being thrown down
like a rag doll onto that floor.

1447
00:59:16,886 --> 00:59:17,754
Look at this, Michael.

1448
00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:20,390
[Cole] Triple H tossing
Shane McMahon off the stage

1449
00:59:21,157 --> 00:59:22,692
right through that area,

1450
00:59:22,759 --> 00:59:26,462
and the horrifying look on Vince's face
when he realized…

1451
00:59:26,529 --> 00:59:27,463
[loud crashing]

1452
00:59:27,530 --> 00:59:29,465
…that Shane McMahon
was tossed from the stage.

1453
00:59:29,532 --> 00:59:31,601
The sickening reality setting in

1454
00:59:31,668 --> 00:59:34,404
as Vince McMahon rushed
to the aid of his only son.

1455
00:59:34,971 --> 00:59:36,606
Get this off me. I want this off!

1456
00:59:36,673 --> 00:59:37,507
-All right.
-Get off!

1457
00:59:37,573 --> 00:59:38,741
All right, we're taking it off.

1458
00:59:38,808 --> 00:59:39,642
All right.

1459
00:59:39,709 --> 00:59:41,210
Blood pressure's gonna be all right.

1460
00:59:41,277 --> 00:59:42,879
I feel responsible for this, Shane.

1461
00:59:42,946 --> 00:59:43,846
You're not responsible.

1462
00:59:43,913 --> 00:59:46,316
I should have never, ever let you
go up there and get those papers.

1463
00:59:46,382 --> 00:59:47,450
[Shane groans]

1464
00:59:47,517 --> 00:59:48,851
Your ribs, your back…

1465
00:59:48,918 --> 00:59:50,720
[grunts] I'm fine. I'll tell you what.

1466
00:59:50,787 --> 00:59:52,889
Want you to promise me
how much you could give Triple H

1467
00:59:52,956 --> 00:59:53,957
what he's got coming to him.

1468
00:59:54,524 --> 00:59:57,961
I want you to dismember him.
I want you to take Triple H out.

1469
00:59:58,528 --> 00:59:59,562
Out!

1470
00:59:59,629 --> 01:00:00,730
Let's go.

1471
01:00:00,797 --> 01:00:01,631
-Okay.
-Let's go.

1472
01:00:03,733 --> 01:00:05,134
Go on, take me back to the office.

1473
01:00:06,469 --> 01:00:09,272
-["Make Some Noise" playing]
-♪ Make some noise ♪

1474
01:00:09,339 --> 01:00:11,708
[Cole] I'll tell you one thing, King.
It's so personal.

1475
01:00:11,774 --> 01:00:15,678
Triple H physically, emotionally,
psychologically

1476
01:00:15,745 --> 01:00:18,848
attacking all members
of the McMahon family,

1477
01:00:18,915 --> 01:00:21,751
and he'll get his shot
at Vince now on Sunday.

1478
01:00:23,386 --> 01:00:24,954
[Lawler] Boy, and speaking of shots,

1479
01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:27,624
X-Pac got a shot earlier tonight.

1480
01:00:27,690 --> 01:00:30,627
A shot he didn't expect
when he went into Vince's office

1481
01:00:30,693 --> 01:00:32,895
and caught Stephanie and Test kissing.

1482
01:00:32,962 --> 01:00:35,131
[announcer] The following contest
is scheduled for one fall.

1483
01:00:35,965 --> 01:00:38,134
Making his way to the ring
from Minneapolis, Minnesota,

1484
01:00:38,201 --> 01:00:41,137
weighing in at 222 pounds,

1485
01:00:41,971 --> 01:00:43,406
X-Pac.

1486
01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:46,409
[Cole] Yeah, King. It was a tasteless,
classless move earlier tonight.

1487
01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:49,412
Stephanie McMahon and Test were
in the middle of a heartfelt moment.

1488
01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:50,913
-Now, wait.
-They were breaking up.

1489
01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:54,651
Stephanie McMahon had given
her engagement ring back to Test,

1490
01:00:54,717 --> 01:00:57,654
when X-Pac interrupted like a buffoon.

1491
01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:59,122
Like he knew what was going on.

1492
01:00:59,188 --> 01:01:01,424
[Cole] Well, I'm sure
he had a little bit of an idea.

1493
01:01:01,491 --> 01:01:02,458
[Lawler splutters]

1494
01:01:02,525 --> 01:01:04,861
[Lawler] You don't think he
came in just to have a cup of coffee?

1495
01:01:04,927 --> 01:01:06,562
Into Vince's office? Please.

1496
01:01:06,629 --> 01:01:08,431
I don't think
the open invitation was there.

1497
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:11,667
[Lawler] Well, they were busted.

1498
01:01:11,734 --> 01:01:13,503
♪ This is a test ♪

1499
01:01:13,569 --> 01:01:14,971
[Cole] He may get his right now.

1500
01:01:15,038 --> 01:01:16,372
["This is a Test" playing]

1501
01:01:16,439 --> 01:01:18,074
[announcer] And his opponent,

1502
01:01:18,141 --> 01:01:21,210
he weighs in at 282 pounds,

1503
01:01:22,111 --> 01:01:22,979
Test!

1504
01:01:23,046 --> 01:01:25,381
[Cole] Well, it's been
an extremely emotional night for Test.

1505
01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:28,317
The breakup with Stephanie McMahon,

1506
01:01:28,384 --> 01:01:30,586
Stephanie giving Test
her engagement ring back.

1507
01:01:30,653 --> 01:01:33,322
And King, how in the world is
Test gonna be able to focus on--

1508
01:01:33,823 --> 01:01:34,824
Wait a minute.

1509
01:01:34,891 --> 01:01:35,758
Well, there's that…

1510
01:01:35,825 --> 01:01:36,659
[Lawler] What is this?

1511
01:01:36,726 --> 01:01:39,696
[Cole] This arena here, the Fleet Center,
is basked in orange again.

1512
01:01:41,064 --> 01:01:43,933
And here we go now,
as X-Pac hammers away at Test.

1513
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,468
What in the world's going on?

1514
01:01:46,669 --> 01:01:49,872
Well, X-Pac whipped off the ropes
and a big back body drop by Test.

1515
01:01:49,939 --> 01:01:53,443
But as I was saying, King,
how can Test even focus on this matchup

1516
01:01:53,509 --> 01:01:55,278
after everything
he's been through emotionally

1517
01:01:55,344 --> 01:01:56,245
the past couple of weeks?

1518
01:01:56,312 --> 01:01:59,415
[Lawler] I don't know. I can't focus
on any-- My eyes are orange right now.

1519
01:01:59,482 --> 01:02:00,883
-What is that?
-[Cole] I have no clue.

1520
01:02:02,218 --> 01:02:04,587
First saw it Monday night,
saw it earlier tonight as well.

1521
01:02:04,654 --> 01:02:05,822
Shoulda known you have no clue.

1522
01:02:05,888 --> 01:02:07,423
[Cole] Here's X-Pac now outside the ring.

1523
01:02:07,490 --> 01:02:10,093
Test with that look on his face,

1524
01:02:10,159 --> 01:02:11,294
hell-bent on revenge.

1525
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:12,962
And someone else
that's hell-bent on revenge--

1526
01:02:13,029 --> 01:02:14,630
You know, X-Pac's
not making too many friends.

1527
01:02:15,264 --> 01:02:16,332
And X-Pac just…

1528
01:02:16,966 --> 01:02:18,768
spat in the face of Test.

1529
01:02:18,835 --> 01:02:19,702
[Lawler] Oh!

1530
01:02:19,769 --> 01:02:21,537
[Cole] And then he draws Test
out of the ring.

1531
01:02:21,604 --> 01:02:23,873
And X-Pac now-- Oh man.

1532
01:02:24,674 --> 01:02:26,509
Well, I guess you would call it
a wise maneuver,

1533
01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:28,411
since Test ended up in the steel steps.

1534
01:02:28,478 --> 01:02:29,912
Not too fair, however.

1535
01:02:29,979 --> 01:02:31,481
And X-Pac rolls back into the ring.

1536
01:02:31,547 --> 01:02:33,249
You know, X-Pac not
making too many friends.

1537
01:02:33,316 --> 01:02:35,651
Sunday on pay-per-view
at Armageddon, King,

1538
01:02:35,718 --> 01:02:39,188
X-Pac goes one-on-one with Kane.

1539
01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:40,123
[Lawler] Oh. Ha.

1540
01:02:40,189 --> 01:02:42,892
There's another couple of friends
where a friendship went bad.

1541
01:02:42,959 --> 01:02:45,361
-The referee counting now.
-I think friendship's highly overrated.

1542
01:02:45,428 --> 01:02:46,362
-Don't you think?
-No.

1543
01:02:46,963 --> 01:02:49,966
Referee Tim White at five
after Test went into the steel steps,

1544
01:02:50,032 --> 01:02:52,468
and Test is in danger
of being counted out here.

1545
01:02:53,202 --> 01:02:56,305
You know, this situation
between X-Pac and Kane, King,

1546
01:02:56,372 --> 01:02:57,874
basically between two things.

1547
01:02:58,374 --> 01:02:59,742
Number one, the fact that X-Pac

1548
01:02:59,809 --> 01:03:02,345
stabbed Kane in the back
a couple of months ago,

1549
01:03:02,411 --> 01:03:03,813
and number two, that X-Pac continues

1550
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,516
to target and attack
Kane's girlfriend, Tori.

1551
01:03:06,582 --> 01:03:08,851
[Lawler] Well, you got to understand…

1552
01:03:09,485 --> 01:03:10,853
Tori's a good-looking babe, right?

1553
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:11,888
[Cole] Well, yeah.

1554
01:03:11,954 --> 01:03:15,491
[Lawler] Well, I mean, other people
find Tori attractive

1555
01:03:15,558 --> 01:03:16,959
and this is driving Kane nuts.

1556
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:19,962
I'm just saying Kane
would've been better off

1557
01:03:20,029 --> 01:03:23,432
if he had never gotten
this emotional involvement.

1558
01:03:24,033 --> 01:03:27,370
And of course that came from
his initial relationship,

1559
01:03:27,436 --> 01:03:29,405
his friendly relationship with X-Pac.

1560
01:03:29,472 --> 01:03:30,306
[Cole] Oh man.

1561
01:03:31,007 --> 01:03:34,010
[Lawler] I'm just saying nothing good
usually comes

1562
01:03:34,076 --> 01:03:35,845
from friendships
in World Wrestling Entertainment.

1563
01:03:35,912 --> 01:03:37,380
[Cole] Wait a minute. Cover now, two…

1564
01:03:37,446 --> 01:03:39,182
Test gets a shoulder up
before the count of three,

1565
01:03:39,248 --> 01:03:40,750
following the spinning heel kick.

1566
01:03:40,817 --> 01:03:42,652
Well, there's no friendship
involved at all

1567
01:03:42,718 --> 01:03:44,153
between Triple H and Vince McMahon.

1568
01:03:44,220 --> 01:03:46,522
And King, they meet
Sunday on pay-per-view.

1569
01:03:46,589 --> 01:03:47,623
-You know…
-Wait a minute.

1570
01:03:47,690 --> 01:03:49,625
You're right, no friendship,
but that's even--

1571
01:03:49,692 --> 01:03:51,928
that's even stronger than friendship.

1572
01:03:51,994 --> 01:03:53,162
-Why?
-That's family.

1573
01:03:53,229 --> 01:03:54,397
[Cole] Oh, will you come on?

1574
01:03:54,463 --> 01:03:57,233
X-Pac now setting up Test
for the bronco buster.

1575
01:03:57,300 --> 01:03:58,501
-Oh no!
-Test moves out of the way,

1576
01:03:58,568 --> 01:04:00,703
and X-Pac's gonna sing at a higher note

1577
01:04:00,770 --> 01:04:02,438
as he hits that bottom turnbuckle.

1578
01:04:02,972 --> 01:04:05,541
And can Test gather momentum
here against X-Pac?

1579
01:04:06,209 --> 01:04:09,212
-Uh-oh.
-Test with a right hand and another one.

1580
01:04:10,313 --> 01:04:13,015
Test has been through
so much the past couple of weeks.

1581
01:04:13,716 --> 01:04:16,519
Tonight, Stephanie McMahon
handing him back the engagement ring.

1582
01:04:16,586 --> 01:04:18,154
-Oh no.
-Oh my!

1583
01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:20,790
Sidewalk slam on X-Pac.

1584
01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:24,660
Setting up X-Pac now.

1585
01:04:25,361 --> 01:04:27,230
This is a unique move,
that pump handle slam,

1586
01:04:27,296 --> 01:04:28,865
X-Pac, though, reverses it.

1587
01:04:28,931 --> 01:04:29,832
Kick to the midsection.

1588
01:04:29,899 --> 01:04:31,200
Look out.

1589
01:04:31,267 --> 01:04:33,236
Test tossed him into the corner.

1590
01:04:34,170 --> 01:04:35,438
And Test is all business

1591
01:04:35,504 --> 01:04:38,341
as he hammers away
to the side of the head of X-Pac.

1592
01:04:38,407 --> 01:04:39,575
[Lawler] Uh-oh.

1593
01:04:39,642 --> 01:04:40,843
There's a little business for you.

1594
01:04:40,910 --> 01:04:43,479
-Look at this!
-X-Pac, low blow into the X-factor.

1595
01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:44,380
Hooks the leg.

1596
01:04:45,147 --> 01:04:46,315
-This one's over.
-Oh man!

1597
01:04:46,382 --> 01:04:47,783
-[bell rings]
-X-Pac has defeated Test.

1598
01:04:48,684 --> 01:04:51,787
-And King, X-Pac has defeated a big man.
-Here's your winner, X-Pac.

1599
01:04:51,854 --> 01:04:54,090
[Lawler] What about Test?
He's lost a lot tonight.

1600
01:04:54,156 --> 01:04:57,627
He's lost the love of his life,
and now he's lost this match to X-Pac.

1601
01:04:57,693 --> 01:05:00,162
♪ You better get ready
To bow to the master ♪

1602
01:05:00,229 --> 01:05:01,097
♪ Suck it ♪

1603
01:05:02,832 --> 01:05:03,666
He's gonna pay.

1604
01:05:05,701 --> 01:05:06,936
He's gonna pay tonight.

1605
01:05:07,003 --> 01:05:08,504
-No, don't be stupid.
-[Stephanie] Dad.

1606
01:05:09,505 --> 01:05:10,539
-Dad, no.
-That's stupid.

1607
01:05:10,606 --> 01:05:11,440
-He's gonna pay.
-Yeah,

1608
01:05:11,507 --> 01:05:13,743
then you've played exactly into his hands.

1609
01:05:13,809 --> 01:05:15,878
-That's exactly what he wants you to do.
-He's right.

1610
01:05:15,945 --> 01:05:17,713
-Mr. McMahon, don't do that.
-Not right now, Vince.

1611
01:05:17,780 --> 01:05:19,148
Mr. McMahon, calm down.

1612
01:05:19,215 --> 01:05:21,250
Dad, you're gonna get him
at-at Armageddon.

1613
01:05:21,851 --> 01:05:22,752
You're damn right.

1614
01:05:23,352 --> 01:05:24,420
-Don't--
-He just--

1615
01:05:26,155 --> 01:05:27,890
[Cole] There's The People's Champ,
The Rock.

1616
01:05:27,957 --> 01:05:30,159
Coming up next, will he lay the smack down

1617
01:05:30,226 --> 01:05:32,061
on "BA" Billy Gunn?

1618
01:05:32,128 --> 01:05:34,196
["Everybody on the Ground" playing]

1619
01:05:35,865 --> 01:05:38,234
[Cole] That's the Old North Church
in Downtown Boston,

1620
01:05:38,301 --> 01:05:40,069
made famous by Paul Revere.

1621
01:05:40,136 --> 01:05:43,873
SmackDown, here tonight at the
sold-out Fleet Center in Beantown.

1622
01:05:43,939 --> 01:05:45,074
You think it's wild tonight?

1623
01:05:45,141 --> 01:05:48,077
Wait until Sunday
on pay-per-view at Armageddon.

1624
01:05:48,144 --> 01:05:49,745
-[Lawler grunts]
-[crowd cheering]

1625
01:05:50,313 --> 01:05:52,281
♪ If you smell ♪

1626
01:05:52,348 --> 01:05:54,750
♪ What The Rock is cookin' ♪

1627
01:05:54,817 --> 01:05:57,586
["Know Your Role" playing]

1628
01:05:59,021 --> 01:06:00,389
♪ The Rock says ♪

1629
01:06:00,456 --> 01:06:03,159
[Lawler] This guy's more famous
in Boston than Paul Revere!

1630
01:06:03,225 --> 01:06:04,126
♪ The Rock says ♪

1631
01:06:04,193 --> 01:06:07,530
[Cole] They're on their feet
at the Fleet Center for The Rock.

1632
01:06:09,398 --> 01:06:13,269
He teams with Mankind
this Sunday on pay-per-view

1633
01:06:13,336 --> 01:06:16,172
to take on The New Age Outlaws
for the Tag Team Titles.

1634
01:06:16,238 --> 01:06:18,007
The following contest
is scheduled for one fall.

1635
01:06:18,074 --> 01:06:21,310
Making his way to the ring,
from Miami, Florida,

1636
01:06:21,377 --> 01:06:24,547
weighing in at 275 pounds,

1637
01:06:25,181 --> 01:06:27,183
The Rock.

1638
01:06:28,517 --> 01:06:31,020
♪ The Rock says, The Rock says ♪

1639
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:34,190
♪ The Rock says, The Rock says ♪

1640
01:06:41,797 --> 01:06:44,467
♪ The Rock says, The Rock says ♪

1641
01:06:50,639 --> 01:06:51,941
[music fades]

1642
01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:54,477
[crowd buzzing]

1643
01:06:57,580 --> 01:07:01,283
[crowd chanting indistinctly]

1644
01:07:04,854 --> 01:07:10,026
Finally, The Rock has come back to Boston!

1645
01:07:10,092 --> 01:07:14,263
[crowd cheering]

1646
01:07:19,402 --> 01:07:22,638
Now, seeing as The Rock
is The People's Champion…

1647
01:07:22,705 --> 01:07:25,608
[crowd cheering]

1648
01:07:27,777 --> 01:07:28,611
[Lawler] Yeah.

1649
01:07:29,512 --> 01:07:33,682
…and the people consist of the millions…

1650
01:07:33,749 --> 01:07:35,851
[crowd] And millions!

1651
01:07:35,918 --> 01:07:36,752
[Lawler] Told you.

1652
01:07:36,819 --> 01:07:38,521
…of Rock's fans,

1653
01:07:38,587 --> 01:07:41,991
there is one big Rock fan here tonight

1654
01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:44,093
who some of you may know.

1655
01:07:45,494 --> 01:07:46,328
[Lawler] Who's that?

1656
01:07:46,395 --> 01:07:49,231
[crowd cheering]

1657
01:07:51,167 --> 01:07:53,135
-Uh-oh.
-And his name

1658
01:07:53,202 --> 01:07:55,071
is Nomar Garciaparra.

1659
01:07:55,137 --> 01:07:56,572
-[crowd cheering]
-[Lawler laughs]

1660
01:07:56,639 --> 01:07:58,574
[Cole] Nomar from the Boston Red Sox.

1661
01:07:58,641 --> 01:08:00,342
[Lawler] Hey, look,
he's got a Rock shirt on.

1662
01:08:02,378 --> 01:08:03,579
He's doing The Rock's eyebrow.

1663
01:08:04,113 --> 01:08:06,482
[Cole] He's the American League
batting champion.

1664
01:08:08,184 --> 01:08:09,952
And he is a true hero in this town.

1665
01:08:10,019 --> 01:08:11,854
[Lawler] He laid
the smack down on a baseball.

1666
01:08:13,789 --> 01:08:16,559
[crowd buzzing]

1667
01:08:28,304 --> 01:08:30,372
And tonight's opponent

1668
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:32,942
is a jabroni who is one half

1669
01:08:33,008 --> 01:08:36,445
of the WWE Tag Team Champions, Billy Gunn.

1670
01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:37,780
[Lawler] Jabroni?

1671
01:08:37,847 --> 01:08:38,681
[crowd jeering]

1672
01:08:42,218 --> 01:08:43,986
So The Rock says, Billy Gunn,

1673
01:08:44,053 --> 01:08:45,821
come down to The People's Ring

1674
01:08:45,888 --> 01:08:49,091
so The Rock could do to you
exactly what he does best,

1675
01:08:49,158 --> 01:08:52,661
and that is layeth the smacketh down,

1676
01:08:52,728 --> 01:08:54,697
one, two, three.

1677
01:08:56,765 --> 01:09:00,236
And then The Rock, Nomar,

1678
01:09:00,736 --> 01:09:04,773
we're going to take Billy
to a very special place here in Boston.

1679
01:09:06,675 --> 01:09:08,611
[Lawler] I don't think
it's that Old North Church.

1680
01:09:08,677 --> 01:09:11,747
[crowd cheering]

1681
01:09:13,682 --> 01:09:16,218
No, Nomar, it is not the Kitty Cat Club.

1682
01:09:17,052 --> 01:09:19,021
-[crowd chatter]
-[Cole and King laugh]

1683
01:09:19,088 --> 01:09:20,189
[Lawler] Kitty Cat Club?

1684
01:09:20,256 --> 01:09:22,725
But it is somewhere
much more special than that,

1685
01:09:22,791 --> 01:09:24,393
a place you're familiar with,

1686
01:09:24,460 --> 01:09:26,795
called Fenway Park.

1687
01:09:26,862 --> 01:09:28,464
-[crowd cheering]
-[Lawler] Oh!

1688
01:09:30,666 --> 01:09:32,501
What are they gonna do
with Mr. Gunn at Fenway Park?

1689
01:09:33,235 --> 01:09:34,737
[Cole] I think we're about to find out.

1690
01:09:35,304 --> 01:09:37,673
And as The Rock, Nomar, and Billy

1691
01:09:37,740 --> 01:09:41,176
stand on the pitcher's mound
admiring the Green Monster,

1692
01:09:44,213 --> 01:09:47,349
we will then go in to the Red Sox dugout

1693
01:09:47,416 --> 01:09:50,753
and The Rock will select a bat.

1694
01:09:50,819 --> 01:09:51,654
[Lawler] Uh-oh.

1695
01:09:52,454 --> 01:09:54,957
-[crowd cheers]
-[Cole laughs]

1696
01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:56,458
[Lawler] Louisville Slugger, you think?

1697
01:09:57,593 --> 01:10:00,429
And Nomar, The Rock wants you
to do something very special

1698
01:10:00,496 --> 01:10:02,364
with that bat for our friend Billy.

1699
01:10:04,567 --> 01:10:09,271
The Rock says he wants you
to shine it up real nice.

1700
01:10:09,338 --> 01:10:10,472
[Cole] Oh no, wait a minute.

1701
01:10:10,539 --> 01:10:12,308
[crowd cheering]

1702
01:10:12,374 --> 01:10:14,143
[Lawler] Wait, not you too, Nomar. No.

1703
01:10:20,149 --> 01:10:21,183
Keep shining it.

1704
01:10:22,851 --> 01:10:24,220
[Lawler] I think it's shiny enough.

1705
01:10:24,853 --> 01:10:26,622
Take all the splinters out,

1706
01:10:26,689 --> 01:10:27,856
give it back to The Rock,

1707
01:10:27,923 --> 01:10:30,092
so The Rock could put some pine tar on it,

1708
01:10:30,159 --> 01:10:32,194
turn that son of a [beep] sideways

1709
01:10:32,261 --> 01:10:33,429
and stick it straight up…

1710
01:10:33,495 --> 01:10:35,030
[crowd responds indistinctly]

1711
01:10:35,097 --> 01:10:37,032
-[Lawler] Oh no.
-[crowd cheering]

1712
01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:39,802
Pine tar and all?

1713
01:10:40,536 --> 01:10:44,707
[Rock] If you smell-la-la-la-la-la-la…

1714
01:10:44,773 --> 01:10:47,643
what The Rock is cooking.

1715
01:10:47,710 --> 01:10:49,044
[crowd cheering]

1716
01:10:49,111 --> 01:10:52,147
That was a big one,
and it had all the "la-la-la-las" in it.

1717
01:10:52,881 --> 01:10:53,916
[Cole] Pine tar and all.

1718
01:10:53,983 --> 01:10:55,784
♪ I'm an ass man ♪

1719
01:10:55,851 --> 01:10:56,752
["Ass Man" playing]

1720
01:10:56,819 --> 01:11:00,055
[Cole] So, it's The Rock
going one-on-one with Billy Gunn.

1721
01:11:00,122 --> 01:11:03,892
[announcer] And his opponent,
he weighs in at 269 pounds,

1722
01:11:03,959 --> 01:11:06,095
Mr. Ass.

1723
01:11:06,161 --> 01:11:07,830
[Cole] You know, Mr. Ass didn't, uh…

1724
01:11:08,664 --> 01:11:10,499
didn't make himself
a good friend in The Rock

1725
01:11:10,566 --> 01:11:12,568
this past Thursday on SmackDown.

1726
01:11:13,969 --> 01:11:15,938
It was The Rock versus Al Snow

1727
01:11:16,538 --> 01:11:19,608
when The New Age Outlaws
came in from out of nowhere,

1728
01:11:19,675 --> 01:11:21,577
the vultures they are,

1729
01:11:21,644 --> 01:11:25,748
and Mr. Ass delivered
a jackhammer to a fallen Rock.

1730
01:11:25,814 --> 01:11:26,782
It was devastating.

1731
01:11:26,849 --> 01:11:29,018
[Lawler] And don't think
The Rock has forgot about it.

1732
01:11:29,084 --> 01:11:30,185
[no audible dialogue]

1733
01:11:30,252 --> 01:11:33,389
[Cole] Face-to-face, the tension
in the center of the ring

1734
01:11:33,455 --> 01:11:34,823
here at the Fleet Center.

1735
01:11:34,890 --> 01:11:36,492
I think Mr. Ass is telling him

1736
01:11:36,558 --> 01:11:38,427
he has no intentions
of going to Fenway Park.

1737
01:11:40,095 --> 01:11:42,331
-Here we go.
-And The Rock with a right hand,

1738
01:11:42,398 --> 01:11:44,767
blocking the right hand of Mr. Ass,
and here we go now.

1739
01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:47,369
-The People's Champion going to work.
-We're going to Fist City. Oh!

1740
01:11:47,436 --> 01:11:49,138
[Cole] The Rock
delivers one for good measure,

1741
01:11:49,204 --> 01:11:52,107
Mr. Ass's head bouncing off
the barricade outside the ring.

1742
01:11:53,842 --> 01:11:56,945
You know, Nomar Garciaparra also
had a pair of The Rock's sunglasses on.

1743
01:11:57,446 --> 01:11:58,480
-[Lawler] Ah!
-[Cole] Oh my.

1744
01:11:58,547 --> 01:12:00,816
Rock face-first into that barricade.

1745
01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:03,752
[Lawler] I'm telling you, I saw Nomar
doing The People's Eyebrow.

1746
01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:07,623
Billy Gunn aggressive in the early
goings of this matchup against The Rock.

1747
01:12:07,690 --> 01:12:10,993
These two will be on opposite sides
Sunday on pay-per-view at Armageddon,

1748
01:12:11,060 --> 01:12:13,228
The Rock and Mankind against the Outlaws

1749
01:12:13,295 --> 01:12:14,830
for the Tag Team Championship.

1750
01:12:14,897 --> 01:12:15,731
[Lawler] Oh.

1751
01:12:16,532 --> 01:12:18,567
[Cole] Mr. Ass with the right hands
to The Rock.

1752
01:12:20,035 --> 01:12:22,438
Rock backed off the ropes now.
Here's the reversal.

1753
01:12:23,238 --> 01:12:25,808
Billy Gunn ducks under the right hand.
Rock misses with the elbow.

1754
01:12:26,375 --> 01:12:27,609
-Look at this now.
-Look at this!

1755
01:12:27,676 --> 01:12:28,677
Samoan drop by The Rock.

1756
01:12:28,744 --> 01:12:31,447
Floats in the cover,
hooks the leg, there's two.

1757
01:12:31,513 --> 01:12:34,149
Oh, Billy Gunn got the right shoulder up,
and quickly to his feet.

1758
01:12:35,050 --> 01:12:37,052
Speaking of to his feet,
Nomar's just standing up.

1759
01:12:37,119 --> 01:12:38,420
He's loving this.

1760
01:12:38,487 --> 01:12:39,355
And The Rock now…

1761
01:12:40,556 --> 01:12:41,490
Nice reversal

1762
01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:44,693
and The Rock was just
throw into Earl Hebner.

1763
01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:47,563
Referee Earl Hebner
was knocked down by The Rock.

1764
01:12:48,063 --> 01:12:51,300
-Think it knocked the breath out of him.
-And Mr. Ass with a Famouser.

1765
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:52,901
The Famouser on The Rock.

1766
01:12:52,968 --> 01:12:54,036
-This one's over.
-Could be it!

1767
01:12:54,103 --> 01:12:56,638
This one should be over,
but the referee's out.

1768
01:12:57,339 --> 01:12:58,173
[Lawler] Come on, ref.

1769
01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:00,209
[Cole] The referee had
the wind knocked out of him.

1770
01:13:01,376 --> 01:13:02,444
Come down here.

1771
01:13:03,312 --> 01:13:04,780
[Cole] The cover and hook of the leg.

1772
01:13:04,847 --> 01:13:07,082
There's two. And almost a big upset.

1773
01:13:07,649 --> 01:13:09,385
Mr. Ass had this thing won, King,

1774
01:13:09,451 --> 01:13:11,320
but the referee
had the breath knocked out of him.

1775
01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:13,789
There was a time that Road Dogg
should've been able to come down

1776
01:13:13,856 --> 01:13:16,024
and at least get the ref--
Oh, look at this!

1777
01:13:16,091 --> 01:13:17,960
[Cole] And again,
the referee knocked down.

1778
01:13:18,026 --> 01:13:19,461
He's not able to get out of the way.

1779
01:13:19,528 --> 01:13:21,797
[Cole] And The Rock
now with a spinebuster.

1780
01:13:21,864 --> 01:13:22,731
[Lawler] That's it.

1781
01:13:22,798 --> 01:13:25,634
[Cole] And look out as the crowd
comes to their feet in the Fleet Center.

1782
01:13:25,701 --> 01:13:27,536
[Lawler] Oh. Hey, Nomar, watch this!

1783
01:13:27,603 --> 01:13:29,071
-[crowd cheering]
-You know what's coming.

1784
01:13:29,138 --> 01:13:32,141
[Lawler] Yeah!
It's the most electrifying move

1785
01:13:32,207 --> 01:13:34,143
in sports entertainment history!

1786
01:13:34,209 --> 01:13:35,677
The People's Elbow! Whoo!

1787
01:13:35,744 --> 01:13:37,513
[Cole] The Rock delivers it
to the sternum,

1788
01:13:37,579 --> 01:13:39,715
rolls into the cover, hooks the leg.

1789
01:13:39,782 --> 01:13:41,617
-There's two, and it's over.
-[bell clangs]

1790
01:13:41,683 --> 01:13:44,486
The Rock has defeated "BA" Billy Gunn!

1791
01:13:44,553 --> 01:13:47,656
-[crowd cheering]
-Here's your winner…

1792
01:13:47,723 --> 01:13:49,491
The Rock!

1793
01:13:49,558 --> 01:13:51,093
["Know Your Role" playing]

1794
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:55,030
[Cole] The Rock picks up a big win
as he heads into Armageddon.

1795
01:13:55,097 --> 01:13:58,367
Rock 'n' Sock versus the Outlaws
for the Tag Titles.

1796
01:14:00,035 --> 01:14:02,104
-[heels clicking]
-[men talking quietly]

1797
01:14:02,171 --> 01:14:03,472
-Pat, Gerry.
-Yes.

1798
01:14:03,539 --> 01:14:04,373
Have you seen Vince?

1799
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:07,176
I-I'm just really worried
about what he might do.

1800
01:14:07,242 --> 01:14:08,110
Linda, he'll be fine.

1801
01:14:08,977 --> 01:14:11,280
We were just on the way
to get him a cup of coffee, dear.

1802
01:14:11,346 --> 01:14:12,381
That's all.

1803
01:14:12,447 --> 01:14:15,617
He just wanted to go by himself,
take a little walk, and calm down.

1804
01:14:15,684 --> 01:14:16,618
He'll be fine, Linda.

1805
01:14:16,685 --> 01:14:17,686
No, I don't think so.

1806
01:14:17,753 --> 01:14:19,388
You guys need to find him, please.

1807
01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:21,023
-We'll go find him.
-We'll find him for you.

1808
01:14:21,089 --> 01:14:22,324
-Okay, thank you.
-He'll be fine.

1809
01:14:22,891 --> 01:14:24,126
[heels clicking]

1810
01:14:24,626 --> 01:14:27,129
[Cole] And coming up next,
that man, Triple H

1811
01:14:27,196 --> 01:14:30,465
goes one-on-one
with The Big Red Machine, Kane.

1812
01:14:30,532 --> 01:14:33,302
Is it Armageddon tonight for Triple H?

1813
01:14:33,368 --> 01:14:34,203
[Lawler] Where's Vince?

1814
01:14:35,704 --> 01:14:37,840
[announcer] And now,
the WWE Smack of the Night

1815
01:14:37,906 --> 01:14:40,008
presented by Western Union money transfer,

1816
01:14:40,075 --> 01:14:42,444
the fastest way to send money worldwide.

1817
01:14:43,011 --> 01:14:47,349
Watch and see what happens to you
on Sunday, Vince!

1818
01:14:47,416 --> 01:14:48,617
[Cole] What-- What he's doing?

1819
01:14:48,684 --> 01:14:50,319
-No! No!
-[Lawler] Look out!

1820
01:14:51,286 --> 01:14:52,321
Triple H--

1821
01:14:52,387 --> 01:14:55,557
Triple H tossing
Shane McMahon off that stage.

1822
01:14:55,624 --> 01:14:56,658
[Lawler] Oh my God.

1823
01:14:56,725 --> 01:14:59,895
Vince, I've got your papers
signed for you.

1824
01:15:01,296 --> 01:15:02,798
["My Time" playing]

1825
01:15:02,865 --> 01:15:04,900
[Cole] King, you just saw
on the Smack of the Night,

1826
01:15:04,967 --> 01:15:10,272
Shane McMahon being tossed from the stage
by this man, Triple H,

1827
01:15:12,407 --> 01:15:16,778
who continues his physical,
psychological, emotional attacks

1828
01:15:16,845 --> 01:15:19,982
on Vince McMahon
and Vince's entire family.

1829
01:15:20,048 --> 01:15:21,083
[bell ringing]

1830
01:15:21,149 --> 01:15:24,319
[announcer] The following contest
is scheduled for one fall.

1831
01:15:24,386 --> 01:15:26,788
Making his way to the ring,
from Greenwich, Connecticut,

1832
01:15:26,855 --> 01:15:29,758
weighing in at 260 pounds…

1833
01:15:30,425 --> 01:15:32,261
Triple H.

1834
01:15:32,895 --> 01:15:35,964
[Cole] Triple H meets Vince McMahon
Sunday at Armageddon

1835
01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:39,301
and MechWarrior 3 presents WWE Armageddon.

1836
01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:41,570
MechWarrior 3 for the PC CD-ROM.

1837
01:15:41,637 --> 01:15:42,938
Let the battle begin.

1838
01:15:43,005 --> 01:15:44,773
Armageddon will be live this Sunday,

1839
01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:46,642
exclusively on pay-per-view

1840
01:15:46,708 --> 01:15:48,610
from the National Car Rental Center

1841
01:15:48,677 --> 01:15:50,812
in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

1842
01:15:50,879 --> 01:15:52,114
[Lawler] Boy, it's gonna be huge.

1843
01:15:53,148 --> 01:15:55,250
[Cole] Triple H, Vince McMahon,
no holds barred.

1844
01:15:55,317 --> 01:15:57,786
If Triple H wins, he gets a title shot.

1845
01:15:57,853 --> 01:15:59,488
If Triple H loses,

1846
01:15:59,554 --> 01:16:02,658
the marriage to Vince's daughter,
Stephanie, is annulled.

1847
01:16:03,725 --> 01:16:07,229
[Lawler] And two other things
you just continue to fail to mention.

1848
01:16:07,896 --> 01:16:09,264
If Triple H loses,

1849
01:16:09,331 --> 01:16:11,600
not only does he lose
his lovely wife, Stephanie,

1850
01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:14,870
he'll never get another shot
at the WWE Title. Look at this.

1851
01:16:14,937 --> 01:16:16,305
[Cole] Wait a minute, Triple H now…

1852
01:16:17,105 --> 01:16:19,541
probably taking exception
to Earl Hebner's officiating

1853
01:16:19,608 --> 01:16:21,910
to the last match between
The Rock and "BA" Billy Gunn.

1854
01:16:21,977 --> 01:16:23,745
Of course, "BA" Billy Gunn,
a member of DX.

1855
01:16:23,812 --> 01:16:26,548
-[Lawler] Hey, wait a minute.
-[Cole] Triple H shoving Earl Hebner.

1856
01:16:28,650 --> 01:16:30,185
Shoves Earl Hebner again.

1857
01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:32,955
Earl Hebner just--
he just knocked Triple H down.

1858
01:16:33,021 --> 01:16:36,358
Senior referee Earl Hebner,
and Triple H with a right hand.

1859
01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:38,427
What's he doing?
What's Triple H doing now?

1860
01:16:38,493 --> 01:16:41,163
-I don't know, but-- Wait a minute!
-What the-- No, no.

1861
01:16:41,229 --> 01:16:44,866
Earl Hebner is the senior referee
here in World Wrestling Entertainment.

1862
01:16:44,933 --> 01:16:46,568
[Lawler] God, that could
have broken his leg.

1863
01:16:48,070 --> 01:16:49,071
[Cole] Triple H…

1864
01:16:49,938 --> 01:16:52,441
just slamming into the knee
of Earl Hebner.

1865
01:16:52,507 --> 01:16:54,509
-Hey, wait. Oh!
-We need help out here.

1866
01:16:55,010 --> 01:16:57,079
-["Out of the Fire" playing]
-[Lawler] Well, you got it.

1867
01:16:58,413 --> 01:17:00,616
[Cole] Well, Triple H
is going against Kane.

1868
01:17:00,682 --> 01:17:03,585
[announcer] And his opponent, being
accompanied to the ring by Tori,

1869
01:17:03,652 --> 01:17:06,788
he weighs in at 326 pounds,

1870
01:17:07,789 --> 01:17:09,091
Kane.

1871
01:17:09,157 --> 01:17:12,027
[Cole] Well, referee Earl Hebner
was set to work this matchup, King,

1872
01:17:12,094 --> 01:17:13,895
but of more immediate concern,

1873
01:17:13,962 --> 01:17:16,331
Earl Hebner may be
seriously injured at ringside.

1874
01:17:16,999 --> 01:17:19,668
[Lawler] More importantly, what are we
gonna do with a match without a ref?

1875
01:17:21,236 --> 01:17:22,638
[Cole] What has gotten into Triple H?

1876
01:17:22,704 --> 01:17:24,806
First, he tosses
Shane McMahon off the stage,

1877
01:17:24,873 --> 01:17:27,609
and then he attacks
senior referee Earl Hebner.

1878
01:17:27,676 --> 01:17:29,511
[Lawler] You think
he's something different tonight?

1879
01:17:29,578 --> 01:17:30,679
He's The Game.

1880
01:17:30,746 --> 01:17:31,580
It's all about him.

1881
01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:33,915
[crowd cheering]

1882
01:17:33,982 --> 01:17:37,152
[Cole] Triple H, standing face-to-face
with The Big Red Machine.

1883
01:17:37,219 --> 01:17:39,221
-I think he's face-to-face with Tori.
-[explosion]

1884
01:17:41,023 --> 01:17:44,593
[Cole] And Kane will meet
Triple H's buddy X-Pac,

1885
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,362
Sunday on pay-per-view at Armageddon.

1886
01:17:47,429 --> 01:17:49,598
And that war is all about backstabbing.

1887
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:51,566
It's all about attacks on Tori, and--

1888
01:17:52,134 --> 01:17:55,470
Now some help out here,
the EMTs for senior referee Earl Hebner.

1889
01:17:55,537 --> 01:17:57,873
[Lawler] Wait a minute. Look at this.
Speaking of referees…

1890
01:17:57,939 --> 01:17:58,974
[Cole] Hey.

1891
01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:01,209
King, I'll tell you what,
we've seen this before.

1892
01:18:01,276 --> 01:18:03,011
Triple H has seen it before.

1893
01:18:03,078 --> 01:18:04,379
That's got to be Vince McMahon.

1894
01:18:04,446 --> 01:18:06,882
[Lawler] Of course it's Vince. He can't--
Where are the cops?

1895
01:18:06,948 --> 01:18:09,317
[Cole] A referee out here
in a Vince McMahon mask.

1896
01:18:09,384 --> 01:18:11,219
Kane delivering the elbow to Triple H.

1897
01:18:11,286 --> 01:18:12,988
And Triple H cannot be pleased.

1898
01:18:13,055 --> 01:18:14,222
He's seen this before…

1899
01:18:14,289 --> 01:18:16,758
[Lawler] Yeah, and he got screwed
the last time this referee showed up

1900
01:18:16,825 --> 01:18:18,827
or Vince showed up
in a Vince McMahon mask.

1901
01:18:18,894 --> 01:18:21,463
[Cole] Well, I'll tell you what,
King, if that mask pops off.

1902
01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:23,365
Hey, wait a minute.
Triple H with a right hand,

1903
01:18:24,066 --> 01:18:25,233
knocking Vince--

1904
01:18:25,300 --> 01:18:27,402
well, the official down.

1905
01:18:27,469 --> 01:18:29,337
-Knocking him out of the ring.
-I just gotta tell ya.

1906
01:18:29,404 --> 01:18:32,107
I gotta-- I gotta side
with Triple H on this.

1907
01:18:32,174 --> 01:18:33,208
Vince had that coming.

1908
01:18:33,275 --> 01:18:35,077
-He should--
-What the-- Wait a minute.

1909
01:18:36,712 --> 01:18:39,047
Well, King, this has got to be Vince.

1910
01:18:39,114 --> 01:18:40,782
The first one had to be a decoy.

1911
01:18:40,849 --> 01:18:43,251
This has gotta be Vince McMahon.

1912
01:18:43,318 --> 01:18:46,354
Another referee
in a Vince McMahon mask, this is--

1913
01:18:46,421 --> 01:18:47,456
What's going on, King?

1914
01:18:48,757 --> 01:18:51,093
[Lawler] Wait a minute.
We had one Vince McMahon

1915
01:18:51,159 --> 01:18:52,694
or a Vince McMahon…

1916
01:18:53,261 --> 01:18:55,230
look-a-like-- a guy wearing
a Vince McMahon mask,

1917
01:18:55,297 --> 01:18:56,264
and now we got another one?

1918
01:18:57,099 --> 01:18:58,867
-What is this?
-[Cole] And Triple H now,

1919
01:18:58,934 --> 01:19:02,304
facebuster into the knee,
taking advantage of Kane, and…

1920
01:19:02,370 --> 01:19:04,372
[Lawler] Wait, I can tell by that swagger,
this is Vince.

1921
01:19:04,439 --> 01:19:06,108
[Cole] Well, Triple H believes it too.

1922
01:19:06,174 --> 01:19:09,177
If that mask pops off and it's Vince,
Vince may be going to jail.

1923
01:19:09,244 --> 01:19:11,379
Remember the temporary
order of protection.

1924
01:19:11,446 --> 01:19:13,315
Vince can't be within 50 feet of Triple H.

1925
01:19:13,381 --> 01:19:14,449
-Look at this!
-And Triple H

1926
01:19:14,516 --> 01:19:15,951
goes after the second official.

1927
01:19:16,885 --> 01:19:18,420
[Lawler] Clothesline on Vince.

1928
01:19:19,254 --> 01:19:20,288
[Cole] Man, oh man.

1929
01:19:21,056 --> 01:19:23,391
[Lawler] Well, that's the third official
if you count Earl Hebner.

1930
01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:24,493
Yeah, that's Vince all right.

1931
01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:26,394
[Cole] How can you tell?

1932
01:19:27,496 --> 01:19:28,330
It's got to be.

1933
01:19:30,098 --> 01:19:32,234
Well, Triple H now back with Kane again.

1934
01:19:33,068 --> 01:19:34,336
We've had two Vince McMahon--

1935
01:19:34,402 --> 01:19:37,072
or two officials come out
in Vince McMahon masks.

1936
01:19:37,139 --> 01:19:38,807
Uh-oh, look at this.
Triple H is in trouble.

1937
01:19:39,574 --> 01:19:40,742
[Cole] What the hell is this?

1938
01:19:40,809 --> 01:19:41,743
King, look at this.

1939
01:19:42,377 --> 01:19:43,545
[Lawler] What?

1940
01:19:44,346 --> 01:19:46,047
[Cole] Now this has got to be Vince.

1941
01:19:46,114 --> 01:19:47,916
Why do you keep saying
"This has gotta be Vince."

1942
01:19:47,983 --> 01:19:50,385
-We got three Vinces here.
-I don't know what the hell's going on!

1943
01:19:51,753 --> 01:19:53,588
And Kane climbed to the top rope.

1944
01:19:54,689 --> 01:19:56,191
I'm definitely confused now, Michael.

1945
01:19:56,691 --> 01:19:59,261
And Triple H now--
Kane from that top rope,

1946
01:19:59,327 --> 01:20:01,696
cleaning the clock of Triple H
with a clothesline.

1947
01:20:01,763 --> 01:20:04,566
[Lawler] But I gotta--
I gotta believe this is Vince.

1948
01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:06,701
[Cole] He's taking his time.

1949
01:20:09,171 --> 01:20:11,606
[Lawler] Yeah, fixing his hair.
Vince always does that.

1950
01:20:11,673 --> 01:20:14,342
[Cole] This is the third official now
in a Vince McMahon mask.

1951
01:20:14,409 --> 01:20:16,511
-Oh!
-Nice DDT by Triple H.

1952
01:20:16,578 --> 01:20:18,146
The Big Red Machine is down as…

1953
01:20:18,213 --> 01:20:19,848
Watch it, Hunter.
This is definitely Vince.

1954
01:20:19,915 --> 01:20:22,017
Well, Vince warily making
his way into the ring here.

1955
01:20:22,584 --> 01:20:26,154
Or… whatever, the guy
in the Vince mask, the official.

1956
01:20:26,721 --> 01:20:29,324
-And Triple H climbing the ropes.
-What d'you think he's thinking?

1957
01:20:29,391 --> 01:20:32,060
He's looking around the ring.
There are… three Vinces.

1958
01:20:32,127 --> 01:20:33,695
-I know what he's think-- Wait a minute.
-Oh!

1959
01:20:33,762 --> 01:20:36,131
-He walked into that chokeslam.
-Don't know what he's thinking now.

1960
01:20:36,198 --> 01:20:39,401
Look out, chokeslam to The Game by Kane!

1961
01:20:40,735 --> 01:20:43,038
The chokeslam heard throughout Boston

1962
01:20:43,104 --> 01:20:46,208
by Kane, and Triple H
rolls out of the ring.

1963
01:20:47,976 --> 01:20:48,810
[Lawler] Wait a minute.

1964
01:20:49,644 --> 01:20:52,614
What is-- what is Vince
or what is this referee--

1965
01:20:53,381 --> 01:20:54,416
What are they all doin'?

1966
01:20:54,482 --> 01:20:56,184
[Cole] Look at this now,
there's two Vinces.

1967
01:20:56,251 --> 01:20:57,385
Two of them. St--

1968
01:20:57,452 --> 01:20:59,154
-No, wait, there's three.
-There's three Vinces!

1969
01:21:00,222 --> 01:21:01,623
[Cole] Kane's in the ring

1970
01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:03,525
and these officials have got--

1971
01:21:03,592 --> 01:21:05,760
And Triple H, I guess
he said he had enough.

1972
01:21:07,963 --> 01:21:09,264
[Lawler splutters] One of those--

1973
01:21:09,798 --> 01:21:11,666
one of those referees
has got to be Vince McMahon.

1974
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:13,902
[Cole] They've cut him off at the pass.

1975
01:21:15,003 --> 01:21:16,471
Triple H is backpedaling.

1976
01:21:16,538 --> 01:21:17,372
He's had enough.

1977
01:21:17,439 --> 01:21:18,974
You know what? Kiss my ass.

1978
01:21:19,574 --> 01:21:20,508
[Cole] Hey, wait a minute!

1979
01:21:20,575 --> 01:21:21,810
-Oh man!
-[thud]

1980
01:21:21,876 --> 01:21:23,912
-Steel pipe! King!
-[thud]

1981
01:21:23,979 --> 01:21:26,014
-[Lawler] That's Vince McMahon!
-[Cole splutters] Is it?

1982
01:21:26,982 --> 01:21:28,250
Wait a minute, it's X-Pac.

1983
01:21:29,084 --> 01:21:31,253
X-Pac from DX and Vince--

1984
01:21:31,319 --> 01:21:34,556
or someone in a Vince mask
takes out the Outlaws.

1985
01:21:35,123 --> 01:21:38,226
King, isn't that the same suit
that Vince was wearing earlier tonight?

1986
01:21:39,394 --> 01:21:43,632
Vince McMahon, or someone in a Vince mask,
has laid out D-Generation X.

1987
01:21:43,698 --> 01:21:44,699
[Lawler] They're all down.

1988
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:46,268
[official] Hey, come on!

1989
01:21:46,334 --> 01:21:48,670
[Lawler] Three days to Armageddon
and Vince has snapped.

1990
01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:49,804
He's lost it, Michael.

1991
01:21:49,871 --> 01:21:51,106
[officials yelling]

1992
01:21:51,172 --> 01:21:53,775
[Cole] Three days away from
Vince McMahon, Triple H--

1993
01:21:53,842 --> 01:21:54,843
And there's Linda McMahon,

1994
01:21:55,710 --> 01:21:56,778
Vince McMahon's wife.

1995
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:02,951
Oh my God, King.
Will it be Armageddon for Triple H

1996
01:22:03,018 --> 01:22:06,688
or for Vince McMahon
this Sunday on pay-per-view?
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