1 00:00:01,101 --> 00:00:05,038 [dramatic theme music playing] 2 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:14,347 [music fades] 3 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:19,052 [woman] Look at this poor, defenseless woman! 4 00:00:19,719 --> 00:00:23,523 She was an innocent victim, and it was you. 5 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:28,061 It was all of you that made Kane react the way he did. 6 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:30,130 Kane was going to do the right thing. 7 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,465 You make me sick. 8 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:35,135 And it was your reaction that made him… 9 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:38,338 [echoing] …Tombstone, Tombstone, Tombstone Tori. 10 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:40,807 Look at the suffering that you've caused. 11 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:46,379 Well, if it's suffering you want, suffering you'll get tonight. 12 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:48,882 [Triple H] Now, that brings me to The Rock. 13 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:52,218 You're looking so forward to your match with The Big Show 14 00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:55,755 at No Way Out, but I hate to disappoint you, Rock. 15 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:58,958 You probably won't make it, because tonight, you will go 16 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:02,629 one-on-one with The Crippler, Chris Benoit. 17 00:01:02,695 --> 00:01:04,898 For God's sakes, look who's coming. 18 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:06,366 -[Ross] The Big Show. -[Lawler] What? 19 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:08,768 [Cole] He just threw The Rock on the outside. 20 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:12,105 Benoit with a belly-to-back suplex on The Rock. 21 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:14,240 -He's got the bridge. -[Lawler] Rock's out. 22 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:17,310 [Cole] The Big Show did the damage, and Benoit capitalized. 23 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:21,181 Thanks to The Big Show, Chris Benoit has just beat The Rock. 24 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:22,182 There goes The Rock. 25 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:24,984 -Getting in The Big Show's face. -[Lawler] Look out, Rock! 26 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:26,653 [Cole] Now, there's Benoit and Guerrero. 27 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:28,721 And now The Big Show manhandling The Rock. 28 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:31,191 -[Lawler] Oh! Look out! -[Cole] Boom. 29 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,860 He has come to tear right into the heart of The Rock. 30 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,596 There's going to be hell to pay at No Way Out. 31 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:39,799 Which brings me back to Kane. 32 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:46,806 I know that you want one more No Holds Barred match with X-Pac 33 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:48,074 at No Way Out. 34 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:51,878 All you've got to do, Kane, is you've got to beat me 35 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,247 and the partner of my choosing 36 00:01:54,314 --> 00:02:00,186 in a no-disqualification handicap match tonight. 37 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:03,523 [Ross] A handicap matchup in itself is not fair, 38 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:06,192 but when you've got a partner that's seven-two, apparently, 39 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:09,395 and 500 pounds, this damn sure isn't right. 40 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:12,665 Kane has got to win this match to get his No Holds Barred match 41 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:14,834 with X-Pac at No Way Out. 42 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:16,402 -[Lawler] Wait a minute. -It's The Rock. 43 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:17,437 What's he doing there? 44 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:19,405 [Ross] The Rock, he whooped on The Big Show. 45 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:20,540 [Lawler] Oh, The Rock! 46 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:22,142 [Ross] He has touched down The Rock, 47 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:23,676 almost all the way to hell. 48 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:26,880 The Big Show and X-Pac double-teaming Kane. 49 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:29,516 -It's Cactus Jack! -[Lawler] Tori, look out behind you! 50 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:31,284 -It's that idiot. -[Lawler] It's Cactus Jack! 51 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:33,219 -[Lawler] Oh! -[Ross] Cactus Jack! 52 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:35,155 Not waiting for Hell in a Cell! 53 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:37,257 -The Rock is-- -[Lawler] Oh no. 54 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:41,227 [Ross] Look at that! Shot right to the spine of The Big Show. 55 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:42,962 Is The Big Show going for a ride? 56 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:46,332 He is! There's the cover. 57 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,669 -Kane won. -[Lawler] How did he do it? 58 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:50,937 Kane is gonna get X-Pac! 59 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,506 No Holds Barred at No Way Out. 60 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:55,909 [Lawler] JR, it's the most electrifying move in-- 61 00:02:55,975 --> 00:02:57,076 Oh! 62 00:02:57,143 --> 00:02:58,912 [Ross] Triple H just tripped The Rock. 63 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:02,182 The Rock being double-teamed by The Game and The Big Show. 64 00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:04,684 -And Cactus has got a weapon. -[Lawler] Wait a minute. 65 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:07,053 [Ross] It's Hell in a Cell. It's hell here tonight. 66 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,254 [Lawler] Stay back, ladies. 67 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:10,523 [Ross] The McMahon-Helmsley Era can't believe it. 68 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:12,559 -[Lawler] Oh! -[Ross] My God. 69 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:15,728 Can you imagine what's going to happen at No Way Out? 70 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:22,202 ["Smack" by Jim Johnston playing] 71 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:43,623 [fireworks popping] 72 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:51,497 [crowd cheering] 73 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:01,074 [Cole] With No Way Out only just ten days from now, 74 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:03,977 personal animosity will be settled there. 75 00:04:04,043 --> 00:04:08,881 But tonight, on WWE SmackDown, will these extremely personal issues 76 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:12,251 explode onto an entirely new level? 77 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:13,553 We come to you from a sold out 78 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:16,556 Selland Arena in Fresno, California. 79 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:18,625 Michael Cole. The King, Jerry Lawler. 80 00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:20,393 [Lawler] Wait a minute. [laughs] 81 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,028 They're coming in in busloads 82 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,963 for SmackDown tonight, Michael! 83 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:28,134 [Cole] We are sold out at the Selland Arena in Fresno, 84 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,004 and what in the world is this? 85 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:33,973 [Lawler] Hey, look. 86 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:36,576 [Cole] "The DX Express"? 87 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:39,779 [Lawler] Ha! They're riding in style tonight. 88 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:41,681 They're on the top of the world, Michael. 89 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:45,184 [Cole] The McMahon-Helmsley Era, how about a… 90 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:49,789 There's X-Pac, and oh, poor Tori. Tori. 91 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:56,596 D-Generation X, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, 92 00:04:56,663 --> 00:05:02,368 her husband, the champion, Triple H, are riding in style on SmackDown. 93 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,970 [Lawler] Man, they're like huge rock stars. 94 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:07,106 That's like a quarter of a million dollar customized bus there, Michael. 95 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:09,108 -Wow. -Well, King, DX is here 96 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:11,844 tonight on SmackDown, and things didn't quite go as planned 97 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:13,846 as DX thought this past Monday night. 98 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:15,782 You know what that means? That means somebody's gonna 99 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:17,250 pay the price here tonight. 100 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,252 -I guarantee you. -Man oh man. 101 00:05:19,318 --> 00:05:21,287 What a night it's going to be. 102 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:23,623 Here they come. 103 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:25,692 -["Are You Ready?" playing] -[crowd cheering] 104 00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:34,400 [Cole] A cold reception for D-Generation X here on SmackDown, 105 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:36,969 and, King, how are things going to go for DX 106 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:38,738 in ten days at No Way Out? 107 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:40,973 You know, when Triple H takes on Cactus Jack 108 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:44,077 in a Hell in a Cell match with the title on the line, 109 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:46,512 we know the New Age Outlaws have to take on 110 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:50,216 the Dudleys for the Tag Team Titles on the line, and we now know 111 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:53,486 that X-Pac meets Kane No Holds Barred. 112 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:54,387 [Lawler] Wow. 113 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:57,156 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, making their way to the ring, 114 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:59,225 D-Generation X. 115 00:06:00,259 --> 00:06:02,795 [Lawler] You know, if JR were here, I'd say right now he'd say 116 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,931 business is about to pick up. 117 00:06:04,997 --> 00:06:06,499 Something's gonna happen now, Michael. 118 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:09,635 [Cole] And Tori still with that neck brace. 119 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:13,239 [Cole] What do you expect? Not only did she get Tombstoned 120 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:18,811 by that-- that idiot Kane, she got steamrolled by Cactus Jack. 121 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,380 [Cole] I have to agree with that, King. 122 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:24,250 The Big Red Machine Kane certainly showed no remorse 123 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,285 last week right here on SmackDown. 124 00:06:26,352 --> 00:06:27,520 [Lawler] Uh-oh. What's this? 125 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:31,424 [Cole] And I don't think Kane's going to show any remorse 126 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:34,894 against X-Pac in ten days at No Way Out. 127 00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:37,029 [Lawler] There's The Game. 128 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:41,134 [Cole] And his wife, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. 129 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,904 And what are the McMahon-Helmsley Era 130 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:47,974 going to have in store for us here tonight, King? 131 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:51,677 [Lawler] Who knows? But I guarantee it's going to be good. 132 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,613 [Cole] Words of wisdom, I'm sure. 133 00:06:57,850 --> 00:07:02,655 Now, at No Way Out, the New Age Outlaws 134 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:09,262 will put the Tag Team Championship on the line 135 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:14,367 against D-Von and Bubba Dudley. 136 00:07:15,701 --> 00:07:19,472 Now, you guys think you're impressing people 137 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:23,142 by putting chicks through tables. Let me assure you, 138 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:25,678 it'll take a lot more than that. 139 00:07:29,081 --> 00:07:34,487 Now, let me aim my barrage of verbal weaponry 140 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:36,656 at The Dudley Boyz, as well. 141 00:07:36,722 --> 00:07:42,061 You see, I'm not Terri Runnels, and he's no bleach-blond EMT, 142 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,831 and we were putting people through tables 143 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:47,934 before they brought you up from the minor leagues. 144 00:07:48,534 --> 00:07:50,336 [Lawler] Wow. Whoa-ho. 145 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:56,576 So, D-Von and [stammering] Bubba, 146 00:07:57,877 --> 00:08:02,548 your chances at getting these titles from around our waist 147 00:08:02,615 --> 00:08:08,087 at No Way Out are that of a snowball's chance in hell. 148 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:13,426 [crowd cheering, clamoring] 149 00:08:19,565 --> 00:08:21,667 You know, as for No Way Out, 150 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:28,140 thanks to you, my good friend, 151 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:34,313 I've got Kane in a No Holds Barred match. 152 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,949 [Cole] X-Pac is hot at Triple H. 153 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:39,785 [Lawler] What do you expect? He's got to face Kane by himself. 154 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:46,359 Well, regardless, Kane, of whatever kind of match you got, 155 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:51,297 you will not get retribution 156 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:56,936 for me taking what was yours and now is mine. 157 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:59,205 [Cole] That match is No Holds Barred, King. 158 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,307 X-Pac, Kane at No Way Out. 159 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,608 [Lawler] Look at Tori. 160 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:04,877 So thanks a lot, buddy. 161 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:09,115 [Lawler] Whoa, man. Dissension in DX? 162 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:17,023 Well, Triple H has the power. Be careful there, X-Pac. 163 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:20,259 [Cole] Well, King, Triple H losing that handicap matchup 164 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:22,528 against Kane on Raw this past Monday night, 165 00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:24,630 which forced X-Pac into that match against Kane 166 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:25,598 at No Way Out. 167 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,606 [Triple H] Cactus Jack… 168 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:41,881 No Way Out, Hell in a Cell. 169 00:09:43,382 --> 00:09:47,186 You know, Cactus, it wasn't that long ago you and I 170 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,689 were face-to-face at the Royal Rumble 171 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:55,995 in probably one of the greatest fights of all time… 172 00:09:58,831 --> 00:10:03,836 I left my blood, I left parts of my body in New York City. 173 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:08,608 You and I, we went through hell. 174 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:11,677 Well, at No Way Out, 175 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:14,447 hell will be contained 176 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,483 in a cell. 177 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:20,586 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! 178 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:22,054 Rocky! Rocky! 179 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,857 Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 180 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:30,262 Hell will start for you at No Way Out, 181 00:10:30,329 --> 00:10:33,699 and it will continue from there on out because 182 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:38,904 real hell for you will be every day 183 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:44,644 after that when you step out of bed too beaten up to walk straight, 184 00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:49,048 too crippled to play with your children, 185 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:55,121 your brain too scrambled to remember where the hell you live. 186 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:56,956 [Lawler] Wow. 187 00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:04,397 And there will be no fans to cheer for you. 188 00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:08,534 There will be none of these morons lifting you up, 189 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:11,037 telling you it's okay. 190 00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:16,742 Cactus Jack, you say that you have a dream. 191 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:21,247 Mick Foley, you tell the world about your dream 192 00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:26,852 to win the WWE Title from me and to go on 193 00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:30,256 to WrestleMania as the main event. 194 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:34,126 Well, I have a dream too. 195 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,664 My dream, Cactus Jack, 196 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:44,770 is to be in World Wrestling Entertainment without you in it. 197 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,239 [Lawler] Oh-ho, wow. 198 00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:49,875 And that'll come true February 27th. 199 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:51,877 It'll be the last time we'll ever see Cactus Jack. 200 00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:58,617 Cactus Jack, savor the last bit of time you have 201 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:02,455 as a World Wrestling Entertainment superstar, 202 00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:05,491 because your days are numbered. 203 00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:10,863 Cactus Jack, Hell in the Cell, No Way Out, 204 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:17,536 I will put an end to your career once and for all. 205 00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:22,041 [Lawler] Ten days, Cactus. Think about it. That's all you got left. 206 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:24,110 [crowd cheering] 207 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:30,015 Now, I've said this to you already, 208 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,384 and I'm gonna say it again. 209 00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:36,922 I am sorry about what happened Monday night. 210 00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:40,626 I had no idea that The Rock and Cactus Jack 211 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,495 were gonna get involved in that match. 212 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:45,164 I had a plan. It went awry. 213 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,398 I'm sorry. 214 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:51,470 But… just to show you the kind of guy I am, 215 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,673 to show you that you and I are like this, 216 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,842 just like always, brothers, man, 217 00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,944 that's me and you to the end, 218 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:03,349 I am gonna take care of your problem tonight. 219 00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:05,751 At No Way Out, you face Kane. 220 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:10,756 Well, tonight, in this ring, I will take care of your problem, 221 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:14,794 because I am going to go one-on-one with The Big Red Machine. 222 00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:16,896 [Lawler] Whoa. What? 223 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,731 [Cole] Triple H and Kane tonight. 224 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,934 [Lawler] Wait a minute, Triple H. You might want to reconsider that. 225 00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:25,704 Well, to be honest with you, man, I'm not impressed. 226 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,840 That don't really do much for me. 227 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:31,477 You know what would do something for me? 228 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,814 Maybe if you put the WWE Title on the line, man. 229 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,348 How 'bout you do that? 230 00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:38,484 [Lawler] What? Wait a minute. 231 00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:42,955 [Cole] Tonight, Triple H and Kane, one-on-one. 232 00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:46,392 Yeah. Put the belt on the line, then you'll be doing something. 233 00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:49,261 [Lawler] He gave you a public apology, then he offered 234 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,896 to take care of Kane singlehandedly. 235 00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:53,332 -What do you say? -[Lawler] He wants more. 236 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:54,800 All right, I'll tell you what. 237 00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:58,504 If that'll impress you, if that'll get the job done 238 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,239 to show you the kind of guy I am, 239 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,274 that's just what I'll do. 240 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,377 I will put the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship 241 00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:10,115 on the line in this ring tonight against The Big Red Machine, 242 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,651 and I will take him out for you. 243 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:15,788 [Cole] Triple H and Kane with the title on the line on SmackDown! 244 00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:17,156 [Lawler] Oh no! 245 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,959 Now I'm impressed. 246 00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:23,028 Now I'm impressed, man. 247 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,799 And so you know what I'm gonna do for you? 248 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,735 I'm gonna take care of your problem at No Way Out. 249 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,838 Tonight, I'm gonna kick Cactus Jack's ass 250 00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,773 right in the middle of the ring. 251 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:39,278 -[Cole] X-Pac challenging Cactus Jack? -[Lawler] What is going-- 252 00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:42,882 Well, see, you want to talk about impressing people, 253 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:47,052 that's a pretty serious challenge, but I'm not that impressed. 254 00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:50,189 I mean, I don't know, do you remember exactly what it is 255 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,091 Cactus has done to all of us? 256 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:54,126 Me at the Rumble, look at Tori. 257 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,061 I mean, Monday night, do you remember? 258 00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:59,498 I'll refresh your memory. Kevin Dunn, roll that footage 259 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,301 from the truck and show him what Cactus Jack did 260 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:03,836 Monday night to Tori. 261 00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,638 [Lawler] Kevin Dunn? Oh, look at this. 262 00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:06,639 Boom! 263 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,809 [Cole] Cactus Jack bulldozing over Tori on his way to the ring. 264 00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:12,211 [Lawler] On purpose. 265 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,880 -He did it on purpose. -[Cole] You don't know that. 266 00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:16,849 [Lawler] You can tell from the footage! 267 00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:18,050 Oh, is she all right? 268 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,952 [Cole] Oh, will you stop, is she all right. 269 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:23,722 I don't know about you, but it gets me hot 270 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:28,394 when I see Cactus Jack run down the ramp 271 00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:35,434 and tackle an innocent-looking waif like Tori. 272 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,470 -[Cole] Innocent? -[Lawler] Waif? 273 00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:42,841 Now, if you really wanted to get the job done and end this, 274 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,378 you would take on Cactus Jack 275 00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:50,783 in a Falls Count Anywhere Hardcore Match. 276 00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:52,751 -[Lawler] Oh! -[Cole] Come on, now. 277 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:56,021 That would be suicide for X-Pac, King. 278 00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:57,156 [Lawler] Right. 279 00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:02,194 -I don't know how this… -[Cole] There's no way. 280 00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:08,133 Hunter, Falls Count Anywhere Hardcore you want, man? 281 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,469 Well, Hardcore you got! 282 00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,905 -[Cole] Is X-Pac nuts? -[Lawler] He's gonna do it! 283 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,574 [Cole] One-on-one with Cactus Jack in a Hardcore match? 284 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:19,845 All right, now since we're talking about impressing people, 285 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:26,251 the two of you are going to impress us tonight 286 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:29,321 because you are gonna put 287 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:35,194 the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Titles on the line tonight 288 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:43,135 against the very formidable tag team of The Rock… 289 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:44,370 [Cole] Uh-oh. 290 00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:46,739 [crowd cheering] 291 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:49,141 -[Lawler] What's he doing? -[Cole] He almost can't believe it. 292 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,647 [Lawler] He kissed the belts goodbye. What's he trying to do here? 293 00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:58,083 They're all trying to outdo each other. 294 00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,752 [chanting] Rocky! Rocky! 295 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:02,121 DX is all trying to outdo one another. 296 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,790 [Lawler] Yeah, but this one-upmanship can-- it can destroy DX. 297 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,859 Hold on. Hold on. 298 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:13,332 And his tag team partner, The Big Show. 299 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,134 [Cole] Ah, please. 300 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,803 The Rock and The Big Show? That's not right, King. 301 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,205 The Rock and The Big Show can't stand each other. 302 00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:21,940 [Lawler] I like that team. 303 00:17:22,007 --> 00:17:24,209 The Rock and The Big Show, what more could The Rock want? 304 00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:30,816 Now, in just a few moments, Kane, you and I are going to 305 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:35,487 step into this ring, and we are going to go one-on-one 306 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,824 for the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship. 307 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:43,462 And I guarantee you this, when you leave this ring, 308 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:47,599 you will feel like you got hit by a bus. 309 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:48,600 ["Break It Down" playing] 310 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,136 [Lawler] The bus! The DX Express! 311 00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:54,173 [Cole] So this DX game of one-upmanship continues, 312 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:58,644 and tonight on SmackDown, X-Pac takes on Cactus Jack 313 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:01,713 and in Cactus' specialty, a Hardcore match. 314 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,349 [Lawler] Yeah, but what about the WWE Tag Team Title Match? 315 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,885 You ain't talking about putting your titles on the line 316 00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:09,455 against The Rock and probably the greatest partner 317 00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:12,491 he could ever have, seven-foot, 500 pounds, The Big Show. 318 00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,927 [Cole] Speaking of titles, Triple H and Kane 319 00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:18,297 with the WWE Championship on the line. 320 00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:19,598 [Lawler] Unbelievable. 321 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,300 [Cole] And also, later on tonight, 322 00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:24,670 Chyna goes one-on-one with Kurt Angle. 323 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,538 [Lawler] What a night on SmackDown! 324 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:27,573 Wow. 325 00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,542 -…wonderful baby. -You want some cream in your coffee? 326 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:31,777 No, sweetheart, you know that. 327 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,512 Oh, I know you like your coffee black. 328 00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:35,414 You better believe I like it black. 329 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,116 Oh, cousin, this is disgusting. 330 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,384 -They should be ashamed of themselves. -This is ridiculous. 331 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:43,055 All this lovey-dovey stuff, this has got to stop. 332 00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:46,291 And especially last Monday night on Valentine's Day? 333 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:49,328 The edible panties? That makes me sick. 334 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,732 Well, it will make you sick if you eat a lot of 'em. 335 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,834 -[Lawler] Oh my God! -[Cole chuckles] 336 00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,669 Don't pay no them no mind. 337 00:18:57,736 --> 00:19:03,976 Besides, y'all two all pent up 'cause obviously y'all not gettin' none. 338 00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:04,910 [Lawler] Ha! 339 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:08,080 Gettin' none of that? I wouldn't want that. 340 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,915 She's had more hands on her than a doorknob. 341 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,550 She ain't nothing but trailer park trash. 342 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:12,985 -[Cole] Uh-oh. -Look. 343 00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:14,987 You need to watch your mouth. 344 00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:16,455 -Me watch my mouth? -Yeah. 345 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:17,556 You need to watch your mouth. 346 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:18,924 You need to watch this, pal. 347 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,527 -[Cole] Oh! Wait a minute. -[Lawler] Oh, look at Mae! 348 00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:24,263 [Cole] Hardcore Holly just clobbered Mark Henry. 349 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:27,432 [Lawler] And Mae Young got knocked down, and she's-- she's pregnant! 350 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,369 [Cole] Crash and Hardcore hammering away at Mark Henry. 351 00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:33,906 Mark Henry taking offense to a comment about Mae Young. 352 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:36,742 [Lawler] Somebody check on Mae Young's baby. Ah! 353 00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:39,111 [Cole] Somebody check on Mark Henry. 354 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,946 He and Mae Young have been ambushed 355 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,115 at the hands of Hardcore and Crash. 356 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,316 [Lawler] Oh my. 357 00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:49,821 [upbeat theme music playing] 358 00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:56,862 [Cole] We're back on SmackDown. 359 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,997 King, moments ago, Mark Henry took offense 360 00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:01,867 to the Hollys' verbal treatment of his pregnant honey, Mae Young. 361 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,602 [Lawler] I guess so. Hardcore said that Mae had 362 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,504 had more hands on her than a doorknob. 363 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,406 You need to watch your mouth. 364 00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:08,874 -Me watch my mouth? -Yeah. 365 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:09,975 You need to watch your mouth. 366 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,376 You need to watch this, pal. 367 00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:15,981 [Cole] And it was Hardcore Holly with a right hand to Mark Henry, 368 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,916 and then the double-team with his cousin, Crash. 369 00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:20,018 [Lawler] But what about the fact that poor old Mae Young, 370 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:21,820 who happens to be preggers, got knocked on her-- 371 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,323 well, her backside. 372 00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:26,858 ["Burned" by Jim Johnston playing] 373 00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:28,026 Oh no. 374 00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:31,163 This is not gonna be good. 375 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:36,902 Oh! 376 00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:39,738 [Cole] What a way to kick off SmackDown, 377 00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:43,742 and what a tremendous opportunity for The Big Red Machine, Kane. 378 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:46,912 King, Kane takes on Triple H 379 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,715 for the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship. 380 00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:52,451 [Lawler] I know. I just-- I don't like this. 381 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:53,719 [announcer] The following contest 382 00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:56,054 is scheduled for one fall, and it is for 383 00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:59,758 the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship. 384 00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:03,028 Introducing first, the challenger, being accompanied 385 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:09,935 by Paul Bearer. He weighs in at 326 pounds, Kane! 386 00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,904 [Lawler] Look at that-- look at that sadistic smile 387 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:14,039 on the face of Paul Bearer. 388 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:19,144 He realizes that his son, Kane, could become the WWE Champion 389 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,113 here tonight and then go on to No Way Out 390 00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:23,248 and just destroy X-Pac too. 391 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:26,685 Uh-oh, look out. 392 00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:29,321 [crowd cheering] 393 00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:32,958 [Cole] PhoneFree.com presents No Way Out. 394 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:36,328 PhoneFree.com, free long distance calls over the internet. 395 00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:38,830 No Way Out will be live in ten days 396 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:42,267 from the sold out Civic Center in Hartford, Connecticut. 397 00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:45,704 And one of the big matches, Kane and X-Pac, No Holds Barred. 398 00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,306 ["My Time" playing] 399 00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:49,274 [Lawler] And it could be for the title. 400 00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:51,343 If Kane wins this match here tonight. 401 00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:03,388 [announcer] And his opponent, being accompanied 402 00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:06,892 by Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, 403 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:11,797 from Greenwich, Connecticut, weighing in at 260 pounds, 404 00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:18,704 he is the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion, Triple H! 405 00:22:19,204 --> 00:22:21,606 [Lawler] I-- I got a bad feeling about this. 406 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:25,243 All that one-upmanship, bravado, you know, that's-- 407 00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:27,346 that's all right until it gets taken too far. 408 00:22:27,412 --> 00:22:29,348 -This has gone too far. -[Cole] Well, King, Triple H 409 00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:33,452 volunteered himself for this matchup, publicly apologizing 410 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:36,988 to X-Pac for letting him down in that handicap match Monday night. 411 00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:38,657 [Lawler] Yeah, that should have been enough. 412 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:44,362 [Cole] But Triple H took X-Pac one step further, agreeing with X-Pac 413 00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:48,367 to put the World Wrestling Entertainment Title on the line 414 00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:50,869 against Kane here tonight. 415 00:22:51,403 --> 00:22:52,838 [Lawler] Well, I'll tell you something. 416 00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:55,674 I know Triple H is The Game, and he's the WWE Champion, 417 00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:59,878 but my God, he's only one man. He can't do everything. 418 00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:04,816 [Cole] And you know, King, Cactus Jack is going to be looking on 419 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:07,219 with great interest in this matchup. 420 00:23:07,285 --> 00:23:09,855 Cactus Jack's set to take on Triple H in ten days 421 00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:12,324 at No Way Out, Hell in a Cell. 422 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:15,060 [Lawler] Speaking of Cactus Jack, what happened Monday night, 423 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:18,397 it wasn't The Game's fault that it-- that that match wasn't won. 424 00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:20,899 It was Cactus Jack and The Rock coming down there. 425 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:25,504 [Cole] Triple H staring across the ring at The Big Red Machine, 426 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:29,307 Kane, who has a score to settle not only with X-Pac 427 00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:32,944 but with all members of DX for the psychological hell 428 00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:36,281 that DX put Kane through a few weeks ago 429 00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:39,284 when the revelation came out that Tori and X-Pac were lovers. 430 00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:40,819 [Lawler] Look out. Look out here. 431 00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:43,088 And Kane misses with the right hand, and Triple H, 432 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:45,490 WWE Title is on the line. 433 00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:48,960 It doesn't get any bigger than this here on SmackDown. 434 00:23:51,463 --> 00:23:52,798 And Kane whipped across the ring. 435 00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:55,267 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -No, reversal. Triple H into the corner. 436 00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,836 And what an elbow to the face by the champion, Triple H. 437 00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:00,372 And a clothesline from Kane. 438 00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:02,541 Later on tonight, King, the New Age Outlaws 439 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:05,010 put their Tag Team Titles on the line against 440 00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:08,747 The Rock and The Big Show, and it smells awfully fishy to me, 441 00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:11,483 The Rock and The Big Show being forced to team together. 442 00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:13,885 [Lawler] Let me just tell you what-- Oh. 443 00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:16,721 [Cole] Kane hammering away. 444 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,557 [Lawler] Referee's got to put a stop to that. 445 00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:20,792 But, you know, if it were a perfect world, what I would 446 00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:23,662 visualize would be that, well, that Triple H would do away 447 00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:27,365 with Kane once and for all here tonight, and then, at No Way Out, 448 00:24:27,432 --> 00:24:30,969 he'd get rid of that moronic Cactus Jack forever. 449 00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:34,206 [Cole] You know what worries me, King, if you're a Triple H fan, that is, 450 00:24:34,272 --> 00:24:36,575 is the fact, that Triple H in a handicap match 451 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:39,010 on Raw couldn't get rid of The Big Red Machine 452 00:24:39,077 --> 00:24:40,312 this past Monday night. 453 00:24:41,179 --> 00:24:44,216 [Lawler] Well, like I said before, that's Cactus and Rock's fault. 454 00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:46,284 -[Cole] Watch out. -[Lawler] Stephanie-- 455 00:24:46,351 --> 00:24:49,054 [Cole] Triple H, Kane into the announce table ringside. 456 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:52,591 And Kane counters, and Triple H almost in our laps. 457 00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:53,992 [Lawler] Almost. 458 00:24:54,059 --> 00:24:56,228 [Cole] World Wrestling Entertainment Title on the line. 459 00:24:56,294 --> 00:24:59,064 The Big Red Machine trying to choke the life out of The Game. 460 00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:00,599 [Lawler] Come on, ref. Do something. 461 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:05,770 [Cole] And referee Timmy White trying to admonish Kane. 462 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:07,839 And you know, The Big Red Machine does not want 463 00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:10,275 to get disqualified here, King. The title's on the line. 464 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,977 -[Lawler] Oh, look out! -[Cole] Oh man. 465 00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:15,180 Kane just ripping Triple H off the announce table onto that-- 466 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:17,616 -onto that floor. -[Lawler] That could break his back. 467 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,952 [Cole] World Wrestling Entertainment Title on the line. 468 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:23,488 Triple H against The Big Red Machine, Kane. 469 00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:25,857 [Lawler] The Big Red Retard. 470 00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:28,660 I mean, you can see Kane doesn't care what happens to Triple H, 471 00:25:28,727 --> 00:25:30,695 and he doesn't care if he gets disqualified. 472 00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:34,866 [Cole] Kane's six-foot-eleven, whipping Triple H off the ropes. 473 00:25:34,933 --> 00:25:37,602 -[Lawler] Here we go. -[Cole] Triple H countered with a DDT. 474 00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:39,037 [Lawler] There you go. 475 00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:41,973 And the champion, The Game trying to get control, 476 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,675 -but Kane sat up. -[Lawler] Oh no. 477 00:25:43,742 --> 00:25:46,544 [Cole] The Big Red Machine sat up from that DDT. 478 00:25:47,145 --> 00:25:50,949 And Triple H's right hand didn't-- didn't stun Kane at all, King. 479 00:25:52,150 --> 00:25:55,353 [Lawler] Huh? What kind of threshold for pain does this-- 480 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:57,122 this moronic Kane have? 481 00:25:57,188 --> 00:25:59,424 -Get away! -[Cole] No other human being has. 482 00:25:59,491 --> 00:26:01,660 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -[Cole] And Kane battling back 483 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:03,328 with right hands of his own. 484 00:26:03,995 --> 00:26:06,298 The WWE Champion's in trouble. 485 00:26:06,364 --> 00:26:09,367 -[Lawler] Oh no. -[Cole] Sidewalk slam by Kane! 486 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:13,438 We could have a new Champion right here tonight on SmackDown, King. 487 00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:15,006 I can feel it. 488 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,008 The Big Red Machine, top rope. 489 00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:19,711 [Lawler] I knew I had a bad feeling about this. 490 00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:22,581 [Cole] The Game in trouble! What a clothesline! 491 00:26:23,348 --> 00:26:26,384 -Kane goes airborne. -[Lawler] I'm afraid it's over. 492 00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:28,887 [Cole] Oh, wait a minute. Here comes the cavalry. 493 00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:30,956 The New Age Outlaws into the ring. 494 00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:33,992 X-Pac there as well. 495 00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:37,062 It's X-Pac against Kane at No Way Out, 496 00:26:37,128 --> 00:26:39,397 and X-Pac, X-Factor to Kane. 497 00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:44,035 And if X-Pac hits that at No Way Out in ten days, King, 498 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:46,738 it's going to be all over. And look at the vultures 499 00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:49,808 circling around a fallen Big Red Machine. 500 00:26:52,577 --> 00:26:55,046 [Lawler] Stay back, Stephanie. Be careful. 501 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,448 He's still dangerous. 502 00:26:56,514 --> 00:26:59,451 [Cole] X-Pac has Kane in ten days at No Way Out, 503 00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:03,488 and X-Pac trying to soften up The Big Red Machine here on SmackDown. 504 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:05,624 And look at the aggressiveness of X-Pac. 505 00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:08,493 [Lawler] Well, X-Pac and Kane is going to be No Holds Barred, 506 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,629 so you might as well get Kane used to it. 507 00:27:10,695 --> 00:27:12,364 That's what you got right now, no holds barred. 508 00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:15,266 -[Cole] And X-Pac after Paul Bearer. -[Lawler] Oh, look at this! 509 00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:17,168 [Cole] Oh, and a right hand. That's not right. 510 00:27:17,235 --> 00:27:18,470 [Lawler] What do you mean? 511 00:27:18,536 --> 00:27:21,139 -[Cole] He was an innocent bystander. -What's he doin' here, anyway? 512 00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:25,477 [Cole] X-Pac assaulting Paul Bearer. 513 00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:28,546 [Lawler] Anybody that ugly needs to be slugged in the face. 514 00:27:28,613 --> 00:27:30,782 [Cole] Kane left lying in the ring 515 00:27:30,849 --> 00:27:33,618 as the X-Pac assault continues on Paul Bearer. 516 00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:35,320 -And Kane… -[Lawler] Oh my God. 517 00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:38,023 -[Cole] Kane is up, King. -[Lawler] He is up. 518 00:27:38,089 --> 00:27:38,957 How'd he get up? 519 00:27:39,024 --> 00:27:41,259 [Cole] DX continuing the assault. 520 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,495 -[Lawler] Where are they goin'? -[Cole] X-Pac-- 521 00:27:43,561 --> 00:27:45,764 X-Pac's livid. He's out of control. 522 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:48,400 [Lawler] Look out, Triple H! Kane's coming. 523 00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:51,903 [Cole] Where are they taking Paul Bearer? 524 00:27:52,537 --> 00:27:53,872 [Lawler] What are they doin'? 525 00:27:53,938 --> 00:27:56,074 [Cole] They're taking him out of the arena. 526 00:27:56,141 --> 00:27:59,411 -Where the hell are they going? -[Lawler] Huh? Like I know. 527 00:27:59,477 --> 00:28:02,213 [Cole] Triple H, the Outlaws, X-Pac, DX, 528 00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:05,917 they're taking Paul Bearer out of the Selland Arena. 529 00:28:06,651 --> 00:28:08,353 [whooping] 530 00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:10,088 [Lawler] What-- Are they taking him hostage? 531 00:28:10,155 --> 00:28:12,557 He's running into that door. Oh, they're out the door. 532 00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:13,591 What the… 533 00:28:13,658 --> 00:28:15,593 -Come on. -[Cole] They're outside the arena. 534 00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:17,362 -Come on. -[Lawler] Oh. 535 00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:19,164 Put the fat [bleep] in the trunk. 536 00:28:21,399 --> 00:28:22,901 -[Lawler] Oh my God! -[Cole] Oh man. 537 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:24,402 Put him in there. 538 00:28:24,469 --> 00:28:27,205 -[Cole] This isn't right. -[Lawler] Look at that! 539 00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:30,175 They're lugging him into the baggage compartment of the bus. 540 00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:31,609 Oh no, there's-- there's Kane. 541 00:28:31,676 --> 00:28:35,113 [Cole] Oh my goodness. Big Red Machine cleaning house with the Outlaws. 542 00:28:35,947 --> 00:28:39,050 But now the four-on-one, is too much for The Big Red Machine, 543 00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:40,885 and a low blow from X-Pac. 544 00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:44,122 The second low blow from X-Pac to Kane. 545 00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:47,025 I don't even know if Kane-- Wait! 546 00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:48,059 [Lawler] What the heck? 547 00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:51,863 [Cole] They just shoved Kane into the baggage compartment with Paul Bearer. 548 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:52,797 Hey. 549 00:28:54,165 --> 00:28:54,999 Help! 550 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,402 -Get 'em out of here. -Let's go. 551 00:28:57,469 --> 00:29:00,705 [Cole] That's the DX Express. Kane and Paul Bearer 552 00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:03,875 have been abducted by DX on the DX Express. 553 00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:05,043 [Lawler] Where are they going? 554 00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:08,012 [Cole] Where the hell are they taking Kane and Paul Bearer? 555 00:29:09,214 --> 00:29:12,317 Moments ago, a shocking development here on SmackDown, King. 556 00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:14,786 DX had Paul Bearer in tow. 557 00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:17,722 They abducted him and put him in the DX Express bus. 558 00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:21,126 [Lawler] That's right, and then Kane followed or was lured out there, 559 00:29:21,192 --> 00:29:23,528 and he suffered the same fate. Kane's stuffed into 560 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,831 the baggage compartment of that-- that quarter of a million dollar 561 00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:28,867 tour bus, and they went on tour. 562 00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:29,768 Where did they go? 563 00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:32,670 [Cole] Where did they go? Where were they taking them? 564 00:29:32,737 --> 00:29:35,406 Kane and Paul Bearer have been abducted by DX. 565 00:29:36,574 --> 00:29:37,942 [Lawler] What's the closest city? 566 00:29:38,009 --> 00:29:40,011 We're all over this story. We hope to give you an update. 567 00:29:40,078 --> 00:29:41,446 [announcer] Scheduled for one fall. 568 00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:44,215 Making his way to the ring from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, 569 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:50,054 weighing in at 237 pounds, he's an Olympic gold medalist 570 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:56,294 and the World Wrestling Entertainment European Champion, Kurt Angle. 571 00:29:56,361 --> 00:29:58,229 [Lawler] I've give you a little update, Michael. 572 00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,664 The European Champion 573 00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:02,133 in ten days is going to be the Intercontinental Champion. 574 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,636 [Cole] On Raw, Angle challenged Chris Jericho 575 00:30:04,702 --> 00:30:07,939 to the Intercontinental Championship, then all hell broke loose. 576 00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:09,774 Jericho and Angle going at it 577 00:30:09,841 --> 00:30:13,311 before Chyna, Jericho's newfound friend, came down and delivered 578 00:30:13,378 --> 00:30:14,913 a DDT to Kurt Angle. 579 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:16,781 [Lawler] Why don't you add that it was from behind? 580 00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:18,149 Cheap shot, you got to admit it. 581 00:30:18,216 --> 00:30:20,218 ["Medal" playing] 582 00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:23,855 It is to my understanding… 583 00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:26,925 [crowd clamoring] 584 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:28,960 [Lawler] Please, a little respect! 585 00:30:30,895 --> 00:30:32,163 Please. 586 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:38,002 It is to my understanding that late Monday night, 587 00:30:38,636 --> 00:30:42,874 millions of children went to bed crying their eyes out 588 00:30:42,941 --> 00:30:47,078 because of the cowardly attack your Olympic hero suffered 589 00:30:47,145 --> 00:30:49,113 at the hands of Chyna. 590 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,449 -[Cole] Oh, please. -It's true. It's true. 591 00:30:51,916 --> 00:30:53,718 And this is how I know. 592 00:30:55,119 --> 00:30:59,958 Parents have called me saying-- 593 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:03,094 saying this, that their children 594 00:31:03,161 --> 00:31:07,899 were having nightmares about Chyna attacking them as well. 595 00:31:07,966 --> 00:31:10,001 -[Cole] What? -[Lawler] I heard the same thing myself. 596 00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:15,039 Now, that's pretty horrifying as it is, but to even have Chyna 597 00:31:15,106 --> 00:31:18,109 in your dreams is bad enough. I don't even like to think about it. 598 00:31:19,444 --> 00:31:25,316 But I just want to say to all of you, my fans, and also, 599 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:29,721 my fans in Luxembourg, Denmark, and especially Belgium… 600 00:31:29,787 --> 00:31:30,722 [Lawler] European fans. 601 00:31:30,788 --> 00:31:34,292 …that your European Champion is A-OK. 602 00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:37,161 -[Lawler] Thank goodness. -[crowd boos] 603 00:31:40,965 --> 00:31:43,568 -What's wrong with these people? -Now, I have more good news. 604 00:31:44,469 --> 00:31:48,606 After I defeat Chris Jericho at No Way Out, 605 00:31:48,673 --> 00:31:50,708 your Olympic hero 606 00:31:50,775 --> 00:31:55,079 will once again represent the United States of America 607 00:31:55,146 --> 00:31:57,949 and become the Intercontinental Champion. 608 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:00,184 [Lawler] Oh, I can't wait for that. 609 00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:02,720 -It'd be a great day. -[Cole] Before he sets his sights 610 00:32:02,787 --> 00:32:04,889 on Jericho in ten days at No Way Out, 611 00:32:04,956 --> 00:32:06,157 he's got to take on a former 612 00:32:06,224 --> 00:32:09,560 Intercontinental Champion here tonight, Chyna. 613 00:32:09,627 --> 00:32:12,330 -[Lawler] Oh no! -["Who I Am" by Jim Johnston playing] 614 00:32:13,464 --> 00:32:14,966 Uh-oh. 615 00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:18,036 She's got that big C-2000 with her. 616 00:32:19,003 --> 00:32:21,172 -[Cole] Chyna in a fighting mood. -[Lawler] Oh, lookee here! 617 00:32:21,239 --> 00:32:23,341 [Cole] The Ninth Wonder of the World. 618 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:27,412 Angle challenged Chyna after what happened to him on Monday night. 619 00:32:27,478 --> 00:32:32,183 [announcer] And his opponent, she is the Ninth Wonder of the World, 620 00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:34,419 Chyna. 621 00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:38,956 [Cole] So it's Kurt Angle versus Chyna in what should be 622 00:32:39,023 --> 00:32:41,392 a very interesting matchup. 623 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,663 Kurt Angle was extremely upset, also very embarrassed, King, 624 00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:49,667 after Chyna delivered that DDT to Angle on Monday night. 625 00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:51,869 But you've got to give the Ninth Wonder of the World credit. 626 00:32:51,936 --> 00:32:54,505 She did accept Angle's challenge here on SmackDown. 627 00:32:54,572 --> 00:32:57,342 She is a former Intercontinental Champion. 628 00:32:57,408 --> 00:32:59,477 [Lawler] I know, and I can't imagine what would happen 629 00:32:59,544 --> 00:33:01,913 if an Olympic gold medalist lost to a woman. 630 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,247 Oh my gosh. 631 00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:05,416 [Cole] So Chyna set to lock up with Kurt Angle. 632 00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:07,318 Chyna-- Oh, nice fireman's carry by Angle. 633 00:33:07,385 --> 00:33:08,386 Whoo! 634 00:33:09,187 --> 00:33:11,389 [Cole] Well, Chyna's developed this new friendship 635 00:33:11,456 --> 00:33:15,193 built out of mutual respect with Y2J, Chris Jericho. 636 00:33:15,259 --> 00:33:16,127 [Lawler] Wait a minute. 637 00:33:16,194 --> 00:33:17,829 You can call it mutual respect if you want to. 638 00:33:17,895 --> 00:33:19,931 I think there's something more than meets the eye 639 00:33:19,997 --> 00:33:21,232 to that relation-- Whoa! 640 00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:23,234 [Cole] Arm drag by Kurt Angle. 641 00:33:23,301 --> 00:33:26,771 Putting on a clinic with Chyna here in the early going on SmackDown. 642 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:29,073 [Lawler] Chyna, you might be a little out of your league now. 643 00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:31,909 [Cole] Again, folks, we're following that huge story trying to get 644 00:33:31,976 --> 00:33:34,879 information to you on the whereabouts-- where the DX-- 645 00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:39,283 the DX Express bus has gone with an abducted Kane and Paul Bearer. 646 00:33:39,984 --> 00:33:41,386 I still can't believe that. 647 00:33:41,452 --> 00:33:44,255 Paul Bearer shoved into the baggage compartment of the bus 648 00:33:44,322 --> 00:33:46,224 and Kane lured out there, as well. 649 00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:48,793 [Lawler] If they're headed for that 101 freeway, 650 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,261 they might wind up in San Francisco. 651 00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:52,330 [Cole] And Chyna, nice reversal on Kurt Angle. 652 00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:53,598 [Lawler] Wait a minute. 653 00:33:53,664 --> 00:33:55,099 [Cole] Chyna with a hammerlock, 654 00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:57,635 and Kurt Angle wisely makes it to the ropes. 655 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:58,836 [Lawler] How'd she do that? 656 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,572 [Cole] Tremendous athlete. 657 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:04,809 [Lawler] That's an escape there for Chyna. 658 00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:07,578 [Cole] And Chyna's stari-- Look out! 659 00:34:07,645 --> 00:34:11,682 Angle over the top rope, and here comes Chyna. 660 00:34:13,851 --> 00:34:16,587 And now Chyna, a boot to the ribs of Kurt Angle. 661 00:34:17,321 --> 00:34:19,524 This is Chyna's style, King. 662 00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:22,160 [Lawler] You're not kidding. Kurt's not used to this. 663 00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:23,728 I don't like this! Oh my gosh! 664 00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:25,229 [Cole] Oh, into the steel post. 665 00:34:25,296 --> 00:34:26,664 [Lawler] He hit his head! 666 00:34:29,367 --> 00:34:33,304 [Cole] This'll be a huge upset on SmackDown if Chyna can defeat 667 00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:35,540 the European Champion Kurt Angle. 668 00:34:35,606 --> 00:34:38,843 And can you believe Chyna dropping him on that barricade? 669 00:34:39,877 --> 00:34:41,946 [Lawler] He won't be able to show his face in Prague. 670 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:47,251 Come on, Kurt! Ah! 671 00:34:47,318 --> 00:34:49,620 [Cole] Into the steel steps shoulder-first. 672 00:34:49,687 --> 00:34:51,656 Chyna really taking it to Kurt Angle. 673 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:56,861 Angle in ten days at No Way Out has to take on Chris Jericho 674 00:34:56,928 --> 00:35:00,631 for the Intercontinental Title if he gets through this match tonight. 675 00:35:00,698 --> 00:35:03,801 [Lawler] And, Chyna, might not wanna turn your back! Look out! 676 00:35:04,302 --> 00:35:08,072 [Cole] Angle just clocked Chyna with the European Championship. 677 00:35:08,139 --> 00:35:11,275 He just hit the Ninth Wonder of the World with the European Title, 678 00:35:11,342 --> 00:35:13,077 and the referee's called for the bell. 679 00:35:13,144 --> 00:35:14,345 [Lawler] Does that surprise you, 680 00:35:14,412 --> 00:35:16,147 that he would hit Chyna with the European Title? 681 00:35:16,214 --> 00:35:18,649 [Cole] Well, he claims he has the morals of an Olympic Champion. 682 00:35:18,716 --> 00:35:19,917 Some morals that is. 683 00:35:19,984 --> 00:35:22,386 -[Lawler] Well, he did suplex Mae Young. -[Cole] Look out! 684 00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:26,824 Here comes some help! Y2J Chris Jericho from behind! 685 00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:31,095 Angle with the attempt to hit Chyna, and Jericho helping her out. 686 00:35:32,697 --> 00:35:33,831 [Lawler indistinct] 687 00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:36,601 [Cole] And Angle with a reversal on Y2J. 688 00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:39,036 Uh-oh. Premature celebration. 689 00:35:39,103 --> 00:35:41,172 Low blow by Chyna. 690 00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:45,042 [Lawler] What about that, Michael? 691 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:49,013 Well, this relationship based on mutual respect 692 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,950 between Chris Jericho and Chyna paying dividends, King. 693 00:35:53,017 --> 00:35:57,121 [announcer] The winner of this match as a result of a disqualification, 694 00:35:57,188 --> 00:36:01,092 the Ninth Wonder of the World, Chyna. 695 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,294 [Lawler] Ah! Chyna wins! 696 00:36:03,361 --> 00:36:05,663 [Cole] At No Way Out, the Intercontinental Championship 697 00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:10,701 on the line, Chris Jericho goes one-on-one with Kurt Angle. 698 00:36:10,768 --> 00:36:12,170 What a battle that's going to be. 699 00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:13,204 [Lawler] Unbelievable. 700 00:36:13,271 --> 00:36:14,505 Uh-oh. 701 00:36:16,707 --> 00:36:17,775 Yeah? 702 00:36:24,248 --> 00:36:26,350 Hey, you guys are a protection agency, right? 703 00:36:26,417 --> 00:36:27,618 Yeah, what you want, man? 704 00:36:28,219 --> 00:36:30,555 Look, man. I need y'all to watch my woman for me. 705 00:36:30,621 --> 00:36:31,689 She's with child. 706 00:36:32,456 --> 00:36:35,126 I mean, she's a little free-spirited and everything, 707 00:36:35,192 --> 00:36:37,528 but I got some unfinished business down at the ring, 708 00:36:37,595 --> 00:36:39,063 and I don't need her down there. 709 00:36:39,130 --> 00:36:41,299 [chuckles] Well, I'll be damned. 710 00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:43,367 Man, you got money? This is a business, now. 711 00:36:43,434 --> 00:36:44,735 Yeah, man. I got plenty, man. 712 00:36:44,802 --> 00:36:46,971 I just-- I just need you to take care of her while I'm gone. 713 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,005 Let's-- let's see it. 714 00:36:48,072 --> 00:36:49,507 It'd be worth every penny to me. 715 00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:51,475 Yeah. Okay. All right. Leave her here. 716 00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:52,677 Go ahead. We got it. 717 00:36:52,743 --> 00:36:55,513 -Later, I'll be right back. -Oh, Mark. 718 00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:56,514 Oh. 719 00:36:58,382 --> 00:36:59,517 [Lawler] Check that out. 720 00:37:00,351 --> 00:37:01,319 The Acolytes! 721 00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:04,689 [Cole] They've been hired to protect Mae Young. 722 00:37:06,457 --> 00:37:09,260 And, King, if you haven't seen this new show on UPN, 723 00:37:09,327 --> 00:37:10,828 you got to watch next Tuesday night. 724 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:14,398 One guy tries to land his plane on a van that's driving down the highway. 725 00:37:14,465 --> 00:37:17,702 I Dare You: The Ultimate Challenge, Tuesday 8:00, 7:00 Central, 726 00:37:17,768 --> 00:37:18,703 right here on UPN. 727 00:37:18,769 --> 00:37:20,771 -Oh, unbelievable. -Man, I Dare You. 728 00:37:20,838 --> 00:37:22,306 What a-- Wait a minute. 729 00:37:22,373 --> 00:37:24,041 [Lawler] I dare you to guess who's in that. 730 00:37:24,108 --> 00:37:26,911 [Cole] The DX Express bus is back. 731 00:37:28,779 --> 00:37:31,382 We saw Kane and Paul Bearer shoved into the baggage 732 00:37:31,449 --> 00:37:34,252 compartment of that bus a little bit earlier on tonight. 733 00:37:34,318 --> 00:37:36,087 [Lawler] What are they bringing them back here for? 734 00:37:36,153 --> 00:37:38,189 [Cole] Perhaps they just took them out on a joyride. 735 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:41,425 [Lawler] Yeah. There's a lot of joy in a baggage compartment of a bus. 736 00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:43,594 -Uh-oh. -Game. Yeah. 737 00:37:43,661 --> 00:37:45,296 That's what I'm talking about. 738 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:48,633 Hey. How 'bout lettin' me play a hand? 739 00:37:48,699 --> 00:37:49,967 Can you play? 740 00:37:50,034 --> 00:37:52,403 Oh, I've been known to play a hand or two. 741 00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:55,740 Darling, we play for money around here. 742 00:37:55,806 --> 00:37:57,508 You got any money? 743 00:37:57,575 --> 00:37:59,377 Have I got money? 744 00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:00,945 Sure, I got money. 745 00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:02,380 Hell you waitin' on? Deal the lady in. 746 00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:03,314 Sit down. Sit down. 747 00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:05,149 -You get five cards. -Let me get that for you. 748 00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:06,617 We'll explain the rules to you later. 749 00:38:06,684 --> 00:38:07,952 Don't worry about the rules. 750 00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:09,186 -Right there. -Yeah, just-- yeah. 751 00:38:09,253 --> 00:38:10,588 Is that all the money you got? 752 00:38:10,655 --> 00:38:11,656 -Good. -You okay? 753 00:38:11,722 --> 00:38:13,891 -We're gonna get along real well. -Are you comfortable? 754 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,559 -Mark's going to be gone a while. -Yeah. 755 00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:18,095 ["If You Dare" by Jim Johnston playing] 756 00:38:18,162 --> 00:38:21,098 [Lawler] Mae Young's playin' games with The Acolytes. 757 00:38:21,165 --> 00:38:23,100 [Cole] The Acolytes have been hired by Mark Henry 758 00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:24,669 to protect Mae Young. 759 00:38:24,735 --> 00:38:27,138 And speaking of Mark Henry, folks, we understand 760 00:38:27,204 --> 00:38:29,874 that Mark Henry has challenged the Hollys 761 00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:33,477 to a handicap, no disqualification match later on tonight. 762 00:38:33,544 --> 00:38:34,545 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 763 00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:36,314 ["If You Dare" continues playing] 764 00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:38,449 Mae Young playing cards back there? 765 00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:41,519 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 766 00:38:41,585 --> 00:38:43,187 Making his way to the ring, 767 00:38:43,254 --> 00:38:46,757 from the Red Hook section of Brooklyn, New York, 768 00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:52,196 weighing in at 248 pounds, Tazz. 769 00:38:53,364 --> 00:38:55,866 [Cole] Here comes Tazz, the street fighter. 770 00:38:56,634 --> 00:38:59,470 He's been described as a street animal. 771 00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:03,874 Tazz set to go one-on-one with Gangrel. 772 00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:07,878 [Lawler] Street thug, if you ask me, is what this guy is. 773 00:39:08,612 --> 00:39:11,348 [Cole] He's been impressive since his debut at the Royal Rumble. 774 00:39:11,415 --> 00:39:12,483 [Lawler] Scary. 775 00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:13,884 ["The Brood" playing] 776 00:39:14,552 --> 00:39:16,220 Uh-oh. Speaking of scary. 777 00:39:18,823 --> 00:39:20,925 [announcer] And his opponent. 778 00:39:20,991 --> 00:39:27,198 He weighs in at 250 pounds, Gangrel. 779 00:39:27,932 --> 00:39:30,935 [Cole] Well, as Gangrel makes his way to the ring to go one on one 780 00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:33,771 with Tazz, we want to remind everybody, King, that this 781 00:39:33,838 --> 00:39:35,840 coming Monday night, Raw Is War 782 00:39:35,906 --> 00:39:40,444 comes your way live from the Georgia Dome in Atlanta. 783 00:39:40,511 --> 00:39:43,147 [Lawler] Oh yeah. Can't wait. 784 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:46,517 [Cole] Great seats are still available in Atlanta for Raw Is War. 785 00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:48,986 The last time we invaded the Georgia Dome, 786 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:53,057 over 35,000 fans were in attendance. 787 00:39:53,124 --> 00:39:55,659 [Lawler] And, well that's-- that's this coming Monday night, 788 00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:57,528 but you know what? I've just heard that following 789 00:39:57,595 --> 00:40:00,331 this match, there's going to be an exclusive interview 790 00:40:00,397 --> 00:40:01,866 with Cactus Jack. 791 00:40:01,932 --> 00:40:04,435 [Cole] And Cactus Jack goes one-on-one with X-Pac 792 00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:08,105 in a Hardcore match later on tonight on SmackDown. 793 00:40:09,306 --> 00:40:12,243 Why in the world would X-Pac agree to a Hardcore match 794 00:40:12,309 --> 00:40:14,545 against the King of Hardcore, Cactus Jack? 795 00:40:14,612 --> 00:40:18,149 [Lawler] I just wonder why in the world we even got to hear from Cactus Jack. 796 00:40:18,215 --> 00:40:20,618 That guy's going to be out of the business in ten days. 797 00:40:20,684 --> 00:40:23,387 [Cole] That's right, King, 'cause in ten days, Cactus Jack meets 798 00:40:23,454 --> 00:40:26,924 Triple H, Hell in a Cell for the WWE Title at No Way Out 799 00:40:26,991 --> 00:40:29,693 and Cactus Jack's career is on the line and that-- 800 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:30,728 Look out! 801 00:40:30,795 --> 00:40:33,063 Gangrel quickly starting things off against Tazz, 802 00:40:33,130 --> 00:40:36,233 and there's the big back body drop by Tazz. 803 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:38,169 Boot to the ribs. Oh man. 804 00:40:38,235 --> 00:40:41,005 Tazz with a right hand to Gangrel, and he's the classic 805 00:40:41,071 --> 00:40:43,073 overachiever, Tazz is, King. 806 00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:45,976 And what a debut over this-- well, the last month 807 00:40:46,043 --> 00:40:47,711 here in World Wrestling Entertainment. 808 00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:50,247 [Lawler] Oh, a classic overachiever, all right. 809 00:40:50,314 --> 00:40:54,518 Anybody that becomes a success after living in Brooklyn 810 00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:56,053 has to be an overachiever. 811 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,423 [Cole] I like to describe Tazz, as we said, he grew up 812 00:40:59,490 --> 00:41:02,493 in the streets of Brooklyn as a Rottweiler, but Gangrel, 813 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:03,461 a pit bull of his own… 814 00:41:03,527 --> 00:41:04,829 [Lawler] Yeah, where is he from? 815 00:41:04,895 --> 00:41:06,230 [Cole] …taking it to Tazz. 816 00:41:07,765 --> 00:41:09,633 [Lawler] Gangrel from the other side of darkness, 817 00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:11,735 this guy is scary himself. 818 00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:14,104 [Cole] And Gangrel picks Tazz up. 819 00:41:14,171 --> 00:41:15,539 Tremendous suplex by Tazz. 820 00:41:15,606 --> 00:41:17,241 Here's the bridge. There's two. 821 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:19,176 Shoulder up for Gangrel. 822 00:41:19,243 --> 00:41:21,912 And Tazz follows it up with a clothesline and almost takes 823 00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:23,981 Gangrel's head off, and there's the leg sweep. 824 00:41:24,048 --> 00:41:25,015 Come on! Come on! 825 00:41:25,082 --> 00:41:26,884 [Lawler] Oh, look at this! Oh! Ow! 826 00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:30,988 [Cole] And those big forearms to the face of Gangrel by Tazz. 827 00:41:31,055 --> 00:41:33,023 [Lawler] Watch your fangs there. This guy's sadistic. 828 00:41:33,090 --> 00:41:34,091 [Cole] He's relentless. 829 00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:37,628 Always going at 100%. 830 00:41:38,095 --> 00:41:39,597 -Man. -[Lawler] Oh man. 831 00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:41,131 Oh man! Look at this. 832 00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:44,468 [Cole] Cover by Tazz. Hook of the leg on Gangrel. 833 00:41:44,535 --> 00:41:47,905 And just gets the shoulder up before the count of three. 834 00:41:47,972 --> 00:41:50,241 [Lawler] I'll tell you something, you got to hand it to Gangrel. 835 00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:53,844 I've never seen anybody take a suplex like that and kickout. 836 00:41:53,911 --> 00:41:55,546 -Uh-oh. -[Cole] He walked into that one. 837 00:41:55,613 --> 00:41:56,680 There's the Tazzmission. 838 00:41:56,747 --> 00:41:59,984 The Tazzmission's been locked in by Tazz and Gangrel is tapping out. 839 00:42:00,050 --> 00:42:01,218 [bell rings] 840 00:42:01,285 --> 00:42:03,487 The Tazzmission claims another victim. 841 00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:05,522 This time, it's Gangrel. 842 00:42:05,589 --> 00:42:07,157 [announcer] Tazz! 843 00:42:07,224 --> 00:42:09,460 [Lawler] I'll tell ya, this Tazz is dangerous, Michael. 844 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,262 He's dangerous, and you better not forget it. 845 00:42:12,296 --> 00:42:15,266 [Cole] The Tazzmission takes care of Gangrel 846 00:42:15,332 --> 00:42:17,768 in this matchup on SmackDown. 847 00:42:17,835 --> 00:42:22,039 Standing by, Lilian Garcia with the one and only Cactus Jack. 848 00:42:22,106 --> 00:42:25,376 Cactus Jack, you're just ten days away from being in 849 00:42:25,442 --> 00:42:27,578 a Hell in a Cell match at No Way Out, 850 00:42:27,645 --> 00:42:29,880 which is gonna determine if your career continues 851 00:42:29,947 --> 00:42:31,315 in World Wrestling Entertainment. 852 00:42:33,350 --> 00:42:35,386 Ten days, Lilian. 853 00:42:35,452 --> 00:42:36,787 That's all it is. 854 00:42:37,621 --> 00:42:41,125 Ten days until we find out 855 00:42:41,191 --> 00:42:44,028 whether I go on to WrestleMania 856 00:42:44,094 --> 00:42:46,463 or whether I'm done for good. 857 00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:48,532 And you see, I've got two things 858 00:42:48,599 --> 00:42:50,367 that keep my mind occupied 859 00:42:50,434 --> 00:42:52,703 nonstop, all the time. 860 00:42:53,637 --> 00:42:57,508 One of them is doing the one thing I never have before… 861 00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:02,780 Winning the WWE Title and going on to WrestleMania. 862 00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:05,115 But you see, what Triple H did 863 00:43:05,182 --> 00:43:08,686 is he just hit me with the truth, and the truth does hurt. 864 00:43:09,286 --> 00:43:12,589 I do hurt when I get up in the morning. 865 00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:16,093 Sometimes, my brains do feel like scrambled eggs. 866 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:21,131 And sometimes, I sure as hell can't remember where I live. 867 00:43:21,198 --> 00:43:24,602 So I'm not about to come out here and guarantee victory. 868 00:43:24,668 --> 00:43:27,771 I'm not about to come out here and tell you it won't be 869 00:43:27,838 --> 00:43:32,543 the last time I ever lace up my boots and walk down the aisle. 870 00:43:32,609 --> 00:43:36,447 But what I will guarantee beyond a shadow of the doubt 871 00:43:36,914 --> 00:43:40,451 is that win or lose, Hell in a Cell 872 00:43:40,517 --> 00:43:43,220 will be the damnedest thing you've ever seen. 873 00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:45,055 So, Triple H, wherever you are, 874 00:43:45,122 --> 00:43:47,491 you listen up and you listen up close! 875 00:43:48,392 --> 00:43:51,562 And you'll realize I've got some very bad thoughts 876 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,163 running through my head. 877 00:43:53,230 --> 00:43:58,035 And foremost in that is I will guarantee that I will 878 00:43:58,102 --> 00:44:03,607 one more time go up to the top of the cage and fly off. 879 00:44:03,674 --> 00:44:08,345 But it won't be a damn table I crash through at Hell in the Cell. 880 00:44:08,412 --> 00:44:13,350 It will be your body! So you think about that, Triple H. 881 00:44:13,417 --> 00:44:14,618 You think about it. 882 00:44:14,685 --> 00:44:18,288 No, I can't guarantee that I will ever compete 883 00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:20,724 in the WWE again, but Triple H, 884 00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:23,761 I will guarantee that you suffer. 885 00:44:24,828 --> 00:44:27,231 Well, Cactus Jack, with so much on your mind, 886 00:44:27,297 --> 00:44:28,866 I mean, no offense, but are you prepared 887 00:44:28,932 --> 00:44:32,136 to face X-Pac tonight in a Hardcore match? 888 00:44:32,202 --> 00:44:33,637 I don't want to wrestle X-Pac. 889 00:44:33,704 --> 00:44:35,873 I don't want anything to do with X-Pac. 890 00:44:35,939 --> 00:44:39,643 As good as he is, I don't even want to look at X-Pac. 891 00:44:39,710 --> 00:44:41,745 I'm not planning on X-Pac. 892 00:44:41,812 --> 00:44:45,215 I'm not planning for X-Pac, so what I will do 893 00:44:45,282 --> 00:44:46,717 is rely on my instincts. 894 00:44:46,784 --> 00:44:48,385 And you know what my instincts are? 895 00:44:48,452 --> 00:44:50,054 Do you know what my instincts are, Lilian? 896 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:54,258 They are to kick his teeth into all different parts of Fresno. 897 00:44:54,324 --> 00:44:57,628 So why don't you just sit back and beware of flying molars. 898 00:44:57,694 --> 00:44:58,862 Bang! Bang! 899 00:45:00,597 --> 00:45:04,568 [Cole] Coming up next, Cactus Jack takes on X-Pac… 900 00:45:04,635 --> 00:45:07,705 -[Lawler] I don't like this. -An X-Pac, Cactus Jack, Hardcore match. 901 00:45:07,771 --> 00:45:10,207 [Lawler] I don't like this. Oh! 902 00:45:10,774 --> 00:45:11,608 I got this. 903 00:45:11,675 --> 00:45:13,877 You should be ashamed of your cards. 904 00:45:13,944 --> 00:45:14,778 What you got, darlin'? 905 00:45:14,845 --> 00:45:15,679 Oh boy. 906 00:45:15,746 --> 00:45:18,882 I got three threes and two twos. 907 00:45:21,819 --> 00:45:23,153 I win, don't I? 908 00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:24,188 [Lawler] Wait a minute. 909 00:45:24,254 --> 00:45:26,890 Oh boy. I really enjoy doing this. 910 00:45:26,957 --> 00:45:28,859 This is a lot of fun. 911 00:45:28,926 --> 00:45:31,295 Oh boy, aren't you guys enjoying this too? 912 00:45:31,361 --> 00:45:32,863 -This is great. -Damn. 913 00:45:32,930 --> 00:45:34,898 I bet you enjoy playin' with me, don't you? 914 00:45:34,965 --> 00:45:36,700 I beat you, did I? 915 00:45:36,767 --> 00:45:38,936 -Yeah, that wins. -Oh, thank you. 916 00:45:39,002 --> 00:45:40,471 Let's play some more. 917 00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:43,540 ["Whole Lotta Groove" playing] 918 00:45:43,607 --> 00:45:46,343 [Lawler] Could you believe that? I thought Mae Young 919 00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:48,746 would be playin' her typical games like musical recliners 920 00:45:48,812 --> 00:45:53,183 or hide-and-go-pee, but she beat The Acolytes at poker. 921 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:54,485 -[laughs] -[bell rings] 922 00:45:54,551 --> 00:45:57,121 [announcer] The following falls-count-anywhere 923 00:45:57,187 --> 00:46:00,624 Hardcore match is scheduled for one fall. 924 00:46:00,691 --> 00:46:01,692 Making his way to the ring, 925 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:06,897 weighing in at 287 pounds, Cactus Jack. 926 00:46:06,964 --> 00:46:08,599 [Cole] Well, King, you heard in the interview, 927 00:46:08,665 --> 00:46:11,635 Cactus Jack doesn't want anything to do with X-Pac. 928 00:46:11,702 --> 00:46:14,304 But he has to meet X-Pac one-on-one right here 929 00:46:14,371 --> 00:46:16,340 tonight Hardcore-style. 930 00:46:16,406 --> 00:46:18,308 No Holds Barred, falls count anywhere. 931 00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:20,978 [Lawler] Well, that's good in a sense, because maybe-- 932 00:46:21,044 --> 00:46:23,714 maybe Cactus Jack will be looking past X-Pac. 933 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:25,916 Maybe he'll take X-Pac for granted. 934 00:46:25,983 --> 00:46:29,887 Cactus is the King of Hardcore, as DX continues 935 00:46:29,953 --> 00:46:33,090 its plan to soften up Cactus Jack before No Way Out. 936 00:46:33,157 --> 00:46:34,992 ♪ Think you can tell us what to do? ♪ 937 00:46:35,058 --> 00:46:37,261 ♪ You think you can tell us What to wear? ♪ 938 00:46:37,995 --> 00:46:39,997 ♪ You think you're better, yeah ♪ 939 00:46:40,063 --> 00:46:42,866 ♪ You better get ready To bow to the masters ♪ 940 00:46:44,701 --> 00:46:47,437 [announcer] And his opponent, being accompanied 941 00:46:47,504 --> 00:46:51,208 to the ring by Tori, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, 942 00:46:51,275 --> 00:46:55,913 weighing in at 222 pounds, X-Pac. 943 00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:59,616 [Lawler] You know, King, in ten days, at No Way Out, X-Pac takes on 944 00:46:59,683 --> 00:47:01,985 Kane in No Holds Barred match. 945 00:47:02,052 --> 00:47:04,188 Tonight, he's gonna get a little taste of it 946 00:47:04,254 --> 00:47:06,290 against the King of Hardcore. 947 00:47:06,356 --> 00:47:08,892 [Lawler] Well, I'm not worried about No Way Out, 948 00:47:08,959 --> 00:47:10,194 I'm worried about him right now, 949 00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:12,830 but at least he has enough brain in his head 950 00:47:12,896 --> 00:47:16,934 to send Tori back and not-- not subject her to some more abuse 951 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,069 by this idiot, Cactus Jack. It's too dangerous out here. 952 00:47:19,136 --> 00:47:20,771 -[bell rings] -[Cole] It's a Hardcore match, 953 00:47:20,837 --> 00:47:22,706 Cactus against X-Pac, and here we go. 954 00:47:22,773 --> 00:47:25,809 Falls count anywhere. No Holds Barred. 955 00:47:26,543 --> 00:47:29,513 And Cactus Jack hammering away on X-Pac, 956 00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:31,415 the King of Hardcore. 957 00:47:32,316 --> 00:47:35,686 [Lawler] Well, I'll tell you what, this match did not have to happen. 958 00:47:35,752 --> 00:47:37,621 DX just-- it was too much bravado. 959 00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:39,089 Too much machismo-- Oh! 960 00:47:39,156 --> 00:47:41,291 [Cole] Oh my! Knee to the face of X-Pac. 961 00:47:41,358 --> 00:47:43,594 [Lawler] I think I saw a molar fly. 962 00:47:43,660 --> 00:47:45,963 [Cole] Well, X-Pac said he was going to do Triple H a favor. 963 00:47:46,029 --> 00:47:47,865 Oh, look at Cactus Jack. 964 00:47:49,866 --> 00:47:53,103 Perhaps the most aggressive, most dangerous superstar 965 00:47:53,170 --> 00:47:55,405 in the history of World Wrestling Entertainment. 966 00:47:55,472 --> 00:47:58,141 [Lawler] He's trying to maim X-Pac. I think Cactus Jack would like 967 00:47:58,208 --> 00:48:02,613 everybody to be deformed and as ugly and hideous-looking as he is. 968 00:48:02,679 --> 00:48:04,114 [Cole] Both men out of the ring. 969 00:48:04,181 --> 00:48:06,383 Cactus Jack may also soon be 970 00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:08,919 the new World Wrestling Entertainment Champion 971 00:48:08,986 --> 00:48:10,587 in ten days at No Way Out. 972 00:48:10,654 --> 00:48:12,689 [Lawler] Oh, get ready, Michael. Get out of the way. 973 00:48:12,756 --> 00:48:14,157 [Cole] Right hand by Cactus Jack. 974 00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:17,361 Remember, No Holds Barred, falls count anywhere. 975 00:48:17,427 --> 00:48:19,897 And X-Pac turned the tables. 976 00:48:21,265 --> 00:48:25,369 The echo of that steel chair thundering throughout the arena. 977 00:48:25,435 --> 00:48:28,405 The chair across the back of Cactus Jack. 978 00:48:28,472 --> 00:48:30,107 It doesn't even faze him! 979 00:48:30,173 --> 00:48:32,276 That chair didn't even faze him! 980 00:48:32,342 --> 00:48:35,479 -And right in our lap goes X-Pac. -[Lawler] Wait a minute! 981 00:48:35,545 --> 00:48:39,149 [Cole] And here comes Cactus Jack hammering away on X-Pac. 982 00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:40,851 Good grief! 983 00:48:40,917 --> 00:48:42,119 Come on, referee, do something. 984 00:48:42,185 --> 00:48:44,755 [Cole] This is assault by Cactus Jack. 985 00:48:45,989 --> 00:48:48,525 Oh no, King. Look out. 986 00:48:49,359 --> 00:48:51,161 What's he doing? That's my chair. 987 00:48:51,228 --> 00:48:53,063 No, that's Michael's chair. 988 00:48:53,130 --> 00:48:54,665 Look out, X-Pac! Oh! 989 00:48:55,699 --> 00:48:58,402 Referee, you're going to have to do something here. 990 00:49:00,904 --> 00:49:03,106 I think more brain cells destroyed. 991 00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:07,644 Oh! We got a count. Falls count anywhere, Michael. 992 00:49:07,711 --> 00:49:09,346 -Are you back on? -[Cole] Yeah, I'm back on. 993 00:49:09,413 --> 00:49:12,716 Cactus Jack almost had the pin fall, and a kickout after two 994 00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:15,252 somehow by X-Pac. 995 00:49:16,420 --> 00:49:19,356 Cactus Jack can control and, King, I'll tell you what. 996 00:49:19,423 --> 00:49:20,624 I've got to ask the question. 997 00:49:20,691 --> 00:49:24,161 Why in the world would X-Pac agree to this type of matchup 998 00:49:24,227 --> 00:49:25,829 against the King of Hardcore? 999 00:49:25,896 --> 00:49:27,964 Oh, what a heel kick to the face! 1000 00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:33,103 And X-Pac, with a kick to the face of Cactus Jack, 1001 00:49:33,170 --> 00:49:34,438 now in control. 1002 00:49:35,005 --> 00:49:38,108 King, why would X-Pac agree to this type of matchup? 1003 00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:41,411 [Lawler] Well, maybe we're seeing why right now. 1004 00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:45,515 Maybe X-Pac is counting on the fact that Cactus Jack 1005 00:49:45,582 --> 00:49:46,650 is thinking about No Way Out. 1006 00:49:46,717 --> 00:49:49,619 [chuckles] Oh! He went in for the Bronco Buster, but nobody home. 1007 00:49:49,686 --> 00:49:51,822 Cactus, spinning out of the way. 1008 00:49:52,889 --> 00:49:54,558 [Lawler] Please stay in the ring. 1009 00:49:55,625 --> 00:49:57,894 [Cole] X-Pac's in the ring, but for how long? 1010 00:49:58,595 --> 00:50:00,630 Oh no! 1011 00:50:00,697 --> 00:50:03,500 [Lawler] Look at this sick, sadistic, evil Cactus Jack. 1012 00:50:03,567 --> 00:50:05,602 You know what? I'm so sick of hearing him-- 1013 00:50:05,669 --> 00:50:08,572 about his lifelong dreams of being a WWE Champion. 1014 00:50:08,638 --> 00:50:11,141 Nobody cares. He needs to be out of wrestling. 1015 00:50:11,208 --> 00:50:13,076 He needs to be out of the WWE. 1016 00:50:13,810 --> 00:50:15,212 -Look at this! -[Cole] Oh! 1017 00:50:15,278 --> 00:50:18,148 X-Pac bouncing off the steel step. 1018 00:50:18,215 --> 00:50:21,284 No doubt Triple H is watching this match, King, 1019 00:50:21,351 --> 00:50:22,419 and he's got to be cringing. 1020 00:50:22,486 --> 00:50:24,254 [Lawler] You know who else is watching tonight? 1021 00:50:24,321 --> 00:50:26,456 I can't help but feel for poor Tori. 1022 00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:27,991 -Oh no! -[Cole] Uh-oh. 1023 00:50:28,058 --> 00:50:30,994 Cactus going to climb the ropes. This is suicidal. 1024 00:50:31,695 --> 00:50:33,797 -[Lawler] There you go. -[Cole] Where's X-Pac going? 1025 00:50:34,831 --> 00:50:36,967 Well, heading out of Dodge, I would think. 1026 00:50:37,033 --> 00:50:39,403 Perhaps X-Pac's realizing that… 1027 00:50:39,836 --> 00:50:43,306 [Lawler] Well, I'll tell you one bad thing, falls count anywhere. 1028 00:50:43,373 --> 00:50:45,475 There's nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. 1029 00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:49,346 [Cole] And Cactus Jack relentless. He's in pursuit, chasing X-Pac 1030 00:50:49,413 --> 00:50:51,948 -all throughout the arena. -[Lawler] Look at him hobble. 1031 00:50:52,015 --> 00:50:53,283 He's been damaged. 1032 00:50:53,350 --> 00:50:56,186 [Cole] He may be damaged, but he may be champion. 1033 00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:59,222 -He just-- Oh man! -[Lawler laughs] 1034 00:50:59,289 --> 00:51:00,924 [Cole] There goes X-Pac. 1035 00:51:00,991 --> 00:51:04,995 A sneak attack with that table, but Cactus Jack still won't go down. 1036 00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:06,530 [Lawler] Hit him with something else. 1037 00:51:07,164 --> 00:51:09,566 [Cole] You got to give Cactus Jack credit, King. 1038 00:51:09,633 --> 00:51:13,069 -All the heart over the years. -[Lawler] Look at this! 1039 00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:16,473 I'm not giving Cactus Jack credit for anything 1040 00:51:16,540 --> 00:51:18,141 other than being sick and sadistic. 1041 00:51:18,208 --> 00:51:19,476 Where's he going? Oh, look at this! 1042 00:51:19,543 --> 00:51:21,511 [Cole] X-Pac with a steel chair to the face. 1043 00:51:21,578 --> 00:51:23,180 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. 1044 00:51:23,246 --> 00:51:25,482 [Cole] And X-Pac trying to stay away. 1045 00:51:25,549 --> 00:51:27,284 [Lawler] That's all right, that was legal. 1046 00:51:27,350 --> 00:51:29,753 No Holds Barred. Falls count anywhere. 1047 00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:31,154 [Cole] Oh, wait a minute! 1048 00:51:31,221 --> 00:51:33,323 Triple H! It's Triple H! 1049 00:51:33,390 --> 00:51:36,026 X-Pac lured Cactus Jack in. 1050 00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:37,894 [Lawler] Can you imagine that? [laughs] 1051 00:51:37,961 --> 00:51:42,065 [Cole] And the New Age Outlaws look on as Triple H pounds away 1052 00:51:42,132 --> 00:51:44,201 on the man he'll meet at No Way Out 1053 00:51:44,267 --> 00:51:45,702 inside a cell. 1054 00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:48,071 [Lawler] This was a brilliant plan, you got to admit. 1055 00:51:48,138 --> 00:51:49,005 Open up that door. 1056 00:51:49,072 --> 00:51:50,974 Triple H-- Oh man! 1057 00:51:51,041 --> 00:51:53,443 Is that the DX Express bus again? 1058 00:51:53,510 --> 00:51:54,945 [Lawler] Of course it is. 1059 00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:58,248 [Cole] And Cactus Jack trying to battle back. 1060 00:51:58,315 --> 00:52:00,116 [Lawler] You know that's the DX Express. 1061 00:52:00,183 --> 00:52:01,785 How many other quarter-million-dollar buses 1062 00:52:01,852 --> 00:52:04,287 are sitting out in the parking lot, Michael? 1063 00:52:04,354 --> 00:52:07,157 [Cole] I take it Cactus Jack is fighting inside the bus. 1064 00:52:07,224 --> 00:52:08,425 [fighting grunts] 1065 00:52:08,492 --> 00:52:10,894 [Lawler] Hey, wait a minute. That's an expensive bus. 1066 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:14,231 [Cole] Cactus Jack and Triple H just hammering away on each other 1067 00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:16,032 inside the DX Express. 1068 00:52:17,634 --> 00:52:19,069 [Lawler] I can't believe it. Watch it! 1069 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:20,303 [Cole] It was a setup. 1070 00:52:20,370 --> 00:52:22,639 X-Pac luring Cactus Jack to the parking lot… 1071 00:52:22,706 --> 00:52:23,707 [Stephanie] Kick him! 1072 00:52:23,773 --> 00:52:25,842 [Lawler] I wish they'd put him through the windshield. 1073 00:52:25,909 --> 00:52:30,080 [Cole] Into a waiting ambush by DX. And look at the four-on-one, 1074 00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:32,682 spearheaded by The Game, Triple H. 1075 00:52:32,749 --> 00:52:35,252 -[Lawler] Even Stephanie's out there. -[Stephanie] Toss him in there! 1076 00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:37,087 [Cole] They're throwing Cactus into the bus. 1077 00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:38,154 [Triple H] Get in. 1078 00:52:38,221 --> 00:52:40,624 [Cole] Kane and Paul Bearer were abducted earlier, and… 1079 00:52:40,690 --> 00:52:42,225 [Lawler] Slam it! Slam it shut! 1080 00:52:42,292 --> 00:52:44,461 [Cole] Now Cactus is in the baggage compartment! 1081 00:52:44,528 --> 00:52:47,030 There's no way out. [laughs] 1082 00:52:47,097 --> 00:52:48,532 What is DX doing? 1083 00:52:49,499 --> 00:52:50,767 [Lawler] This is great. 1084 00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:52,602 [Cole] What are they doing? He's in the bus. 1085 00:52:52,669 --> 00:52:54,938 Cactus is in the bus. Where's it going? 1086 00:52:55,739 --> 00:52:57,107 [laughter] 1087 00:53:00,477 --> 00:53:03,346 [Cole] We're back on SmackDown. King, moments ago, Cactus Jack, 1088 00:53:03,413 --> 00:53:05,482 the latest victim of a DX ambush. 1089 00:53:05,549 --> 00:53:06,750 [Lawler] I couldn't believe it. 1090 00:53:06,816 --> 00:53:08,785 They were fighting on that quarter-million-dollar 1091 00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:10,687 DX Express bus. 1092 00:53:10,754 --> 00:53:13,690 Finally, Jack was knocked off the bus unceremoniously, 1093 00:53:13,757 --> 00:53:18,628 and then DX, Triple H, New Age Outlaws and X-Pac proceeded 1094 00:53:18,695 --> 00:53:21,431 to load this excess baggage… 1095 00:53:21,498 --> 00:53:23,667 [laughs] …right into the luggage rack. 1096 00:53:23,733 --> 00:53:26,136 [Cole] Yeah, Cactus Jack suffering the same fate as Kane 1097 00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,405 -and Paul Bearer earlier tonight. -[Lawler] Where are they? 1098 00:53:28,471 --> 00:53:30,240 [Cole] Abducted on the DX Express bus. 1099 00:53:30,307 --> 00:53:32,542 I don't know where Kane and Paul Bearer are, 1100 00:53:32,609 --> 00:53:36,880 but X-Pac's luring Cactus Jack to an ambush in the parking lot. 1101 00:53:38,281 --> 00:53:40,951 And, King, I'll tell you, you really have to feel for Cactus Jack. 1102 00:53:41,017 --> 00:53:44,321 In ten days, at No Way Out, his career is on the line. 1103 00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:48,358 And tonight, he's lured into this ambush by X-Pac and DX. 1104 00:53:48,425 --> 00:53:51,228 -[Lawler] I don't feel anything at all. -[Cole] Put the hurt on Cactus Jack. 1105 00:53:51,294 --> 00:53:53,930 [Lawler] I have no feelings whatsoever for Cactus Jack. 1106 00:53:53,997 --> 00:53:56,066 ["U Look Fly Today" by Jim Johnston playing] 1107 00:53:56,132 --> 00:53:57,033 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 1108 00:53:57,100 --> 00:53:58,802 [Cole] Well, it's time to get down on SmackDown. 1109 00:53:58,868 --> 00:54:00,637 [Lawler] These two guys are different stories. 1110 00:54:00,704 --> 00:54:03,373 You gotta feel good when you see Too Cool. [laughs] 1111 00:54:05,241 --> 00:54:08,878 Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty. 1112 00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:11,948 At No Way Out, they'll team up with Rikishi. 1113 00:54:12,015 --> 00:54:12,849 [bell rings] 1114 00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:15,719 [announcer] The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. 1115 00:54:15,785 --> 00:54:20,590 Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 438 pounds, 1116 00:54:21,191 --> 00:54:28,131 Scotty 2 Hotty and Grand Master Sexay, Too Cool! 1117 00:54:28,198 --> 00:54:31,034 [Cole] It's Scotty 2 Hotty, Grand Master Sexay and Rikishi 1118 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:33,803 in a six-man tag team matchup at No Way Out, King, 1119 00:54:33,870 --> 00:54:38,208 against Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn and Chris Benoit. 1120 00:54:38,775 --> 00:54:42,112 [Lawler] What a matchup that's gonna be. Oh! 1121 00:54:42,178 --> 00:54:44,881 [Cole] Tonight, WWE SmackDown is brought to you by milk. 1122 00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:47,651 Gulp down milk and get this collectible super-sized 1123 00:54:47,717 --> 00:54:49,686 milk mustache poster of The Rock. 1124 00:54:49,753 --> 00:54:51,921 Go to wwe.com for details. 1125 00:54:51,988 --> 00:54:54,224 [Lawler] And by WWE ShopZone, 1126 00:54:54,290 --> 00:54:56,893 the official online store of the WWE. 1127 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,094 [Cole] And by Honda Motorcycles. 1128 00:54:58,161 --> 00:55:00,764 Get great deals on customs and gold wings 1129 00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:02,599 during the Road to Savings. 1130 00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:06,770 [Lawler] Come on. 1131 00:55:06,836 --> 00:55:08,672 Come on, Michael. Bust a move. 1132 00:55:08,738 --> 00:55:09,973 [Cole] I'm trying. 1133 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:13,810 ["Radicalz (The Radicalz)" playing] 1134 00:55:13,877 --> 00:55:19,949 [announcer] And their opponents, at a combined weight of 452 pounds, 1135 00:55:20,016 --> 00:55:24,654 Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko. 1136 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:28,725 [Cole] On Raw Monday night, King, Saturn and Malenko 1137 00:55:28,792 --> 00:55:31,695 were in a handicap match against Rikishi Phatu. 1138 00:55:31,761 --> 00:55:35,699 And the big man was in control until Eddie Guerrero got involved. 1139 00:55:35,765 --> 00:55:39,135 [Lawler] Yeah, Eddie Guerrero showed up with some sort of lead pipe or-- 1140 00:55:39,202 --> 00:55:40,937 I don't know what it was, but it did a number 1141 00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:43,940 on the ankle of Rikishi. 1142 00:55:45,308 --> 00:55:48,578 [Cole] And they tried to break the ankle of Rikishi Phatu 1143 00:55:48,645 --> 00:55:52,615 before Too Cool came in to help out their running buddy. 1144 00:55:52,682 --> 00:55:54,951 So, Too Cool goes for revenge tonight 1145 00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:57,554 against Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko. 1146 00:55:57,620 --> 00:56:00,623 [Lawler] And speaking of revenge, I don't really get this, but also, 1147 00:56:00,690 --> 00:56:05,595 understand that Rikishi has been challenged by Eddie Guerrero. 1148 00:56:05,662 --> 00:56:08,598 [Cole] Can you believe that? Eddie Guerrero, dislocated elbow and all… 1149 00:56:08,665 --> 00:56:09,632 [bell rings] 1150 00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:11,468 …is gonna take on Rikishi Phatu. 1151 00:56:11,534 --> 00:56:15,138 [Lawler] That's just the kind of guy Eddie Guerrero is. I'm telling you. 1152 00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:18,308 Well, that's tonight, and is it bravado or stupidity 1153 00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:22,879 as Perry Saturn delivers the knees to the face of Scotty 2 Hotty? 1154 00:56:22,946 --> 00:56:25,048 Should be a great tag team matchup 1155 00:56:25,115 --> 00:56:27,550 between four great superstars. 1156 00:56:28,918 --> 00:56:30,520 -[Lawler] Wow. Look at this. -[Cole] Oh my. 1157 00:56:30,587 --> 00:56:33,189 -[Lawler] Look at that! -[Cole] Takedown by Scotty 2 Hotty. 1158 00:56:41,464 --> 00:56:43,066 And look at Perry Saturn, Scotty 2 Hotty. 1159 00:56:43,133 --> 00:56:46,202 -Oh my! Wow. -[whooping] 1160 00:56:46,269 --> 00:56:50,273 And Dean Malenko suffers at the hands of Scotty 2 Hotty, 1161 00:56:50,340 --> 00:56:53,410 but Perry Saturn from behind. 1162 00:56:53,476 --> 00:56:55,145 [Lawler] I'm just thinking about Chris Benoit… 1163 00:56:55,211 --> 00:56:56,946 Wow, that almost took Scotty's head off. 1164 00:56:57,013 --> 00:57:00,016 Of course, Benoit's got a new baby and a new job, 1165 00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:01,918 big contract, thanks to Triple H. 1166 00:57:01,985 --> 00:57:04,621 [Cole] Yeah, huge contract. These four men turning their backs 1167 00:57:04,687 --> 00:57:06,689 on Cactus Jack a couple of weeks ago. 1168 00:57:06,756 --> 00:57:10,426 [Lawler] And you can't forget that Chris Benoit got a huge victory over him. 1169 00:57:10,493 --> 00:57:11,861 [Cole] Oh. Whoa! 1170 00:57:11,928 --> 00:57:15,698 And look at the reversal by Scotty 2 Hotty. 1171 00:57:15,765 --> 00:57:19,102 Uh-oh. And now Grand Master Sexay in the ring, doing the dance. 1172 00:57:19,169 --> 00:57:21,237 -[Lawler] Look at Grand Master. -[Cole] Off the ropes. 1173 00:57:21,304 --> 00:57:23,239 -[Lawler] Look out! -[Cole] And a hip toss. 1174 00:57:23,306 --> 00:57:26,376 That's talent by Grand Master Sexay. 1175 00:57:26,442 --> 00:57:28,011 [Lawler] What a slam. 1176 00:57:30,580 --> 00:57:32,749 [Cole] And Grand Master Sexay, second rope. 1177 00:57:32,816 --> 00:57:34,417 [Lawler] Is he gonna fly? Look out! 1178 00:57:34,484 --> 00:57:36,019 [Cole] Oh, what a dropkick from behind. 1179 00:57:36,085 --> 00:57:37,921 Malenko in trouble. Rolls into the cover. 1180 00:57:37,987 --> 00:57:39,155 One, two. 1181 00:57:39,222 --> 00:57:41,624 And Perry Saturn breaks up the three-count. 1182 00:57:42,892 --> 00:57:44,294 [Lawler] Hey, look out there! 1183 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:45,328 Oh. 1184 00:57:46,930 --> 00:57:47,964 Oh man. 1185 00:57:48,031 --> 00:57:50,200 [Cole] You were talking about Chris Benoit's big win 1186 00:57:50,266 --> 00:57:51,634 over The Rock Monday night. 1187 00:57:51,701 --> 00:57:54,471 You gotta give The Big Show the assist in that one. 1188 00:57:54,971 --> 00:57:57,640 Big Show helping Benoit out-- Oh my. 1189 00:57:58,741 --> 00:58:01,277 Now, look at Dean Malenko, in control right now 1190 00:58:01,344 --> 00:58:02,579 of Grand Master Sexay. 1191 00:58:02,645 --> 00:58:05,114 [Lawler] Well, maybe The Big Show will try to make things up 1192 00:58:05,181 --> 00:58:08,017 to The Rock tonight, his partner in that big match tonight. 1193 00:58:08,084 --> 00:58:09,686 [Cole] Yeah, against the New Age Outlaws. 1194 00:58:09,752 --> 00:58:12,222 That smells awfully fishy to me. Oh my. 1195 00:58:12,288 --> 00:58:15,358 -That team set up by Triple H. -[Lawler] Smell something fishy? 1196 00:58:15,425 --> 00:58:18,261 [Cole] Yeah, The Rock-Big Show partnership. 1197 00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:20,163 [crowd clapping rhythmically] 1198 00:58:20,230 --> 00:58:21,631 Fans starting to come alive, 1199 00:58:21,698 --> 00:58:23,766 trying to get some momentum for Too Cool. 1200 00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:25,401 A reversal. 1201 00:58:25,468 --> 00:58:28,538 Malenko into the corner, but Perry Saturn counters. 1202 00:58:28,605 --> 00:58:30,773 [Lawler] Look at this! Oh! 1203 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,642 [Cole] Saturn meets Malenko. 1204 00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:35,111 Oh man. 1205 00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:38,882 Grandmaster Sexay trying to take advantage, 1206 00:58:38,948 --> 00:58:41,818 and he plants Dean Malenko with a DDT. 1207 00:58:41,885 --> 00:58:44,254 [Cole] Listen. They're going nuts for Too Cool. 1208 00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:46,422 -[Cole] Scotty's feeling it. -[Lawler] Oh no. 1209 00:58:46,489 --> 00:58:48,725 [Cole] He gets the tag from Grand Master Sexay. 1210 00:58:48,791 --> 00:58:51,628 And here we go. Scotty 2 Hotty with the right hands. 1211 00:58:53,930 --> 00:58:55,198 Reversal off the ropes. 1212 00:58:55,265 --> 00:58:57,600 Uh-oh. Got him, sunset flip. Oh, nice counter by Malenko. 1213 00:58:57,667 --> 00:58:58,935 [referee] One… 1214 00:58:59,002 --> 00:59:01,137 [Cole] He was going for the Texas Cloverleaf there. 1215 00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:02,639 Scotty 2 Hotty countered, 1216 00:59:02,705 --> 00:59:04,407 and Saturn breaks up the two-count again. 1217 00:59:04,474 --> 00:59:05,742 [Lawler] Oh, that was close. 1218 00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:09,646 [Cole] What action between Too Cool and Saturn and Malenko. 1219 00:59:09,712 --> 00:59:10,980 [Lawler] Oh man. 1220 00:59:11,047 --> 00:59:12,615 [Cole] Double team, double elbow. 1221 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:17,387 And Malenko suffers from the double dropkick. 1222 00:59:19,455 --> 00:59:20,657 Oh my. 1223 00:59:20,723 --> 00:59:22,292 Atomic drop. 1224 00:59:22,358 --> 00:59:23,426 Oh, what a kick! 1225 00:59:23,493 --> 00:59:25,361 [Lawler] Gonna tell you something, you gotta admit, 1226 00:59:25,428 --> 00:59:27,564 Too Cool is looking-- they're looking great here tonight! 1227 00:59:27,630 --> 00:59:30,300 [Cole] Yeah, plenty on their mind, trying to get revenge. 1228 00:59:30,366 --> 00:59:31,534 Oh man! 1229 00:59:31,601 --> 00:59:34,003 [Lawler] Uh-oh. Here it comes. 1230 00:59:34,070 --> 00:59:35,838 [Cole] Uh-oh. Scotty's feeling it, King. 1231 00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:38,608 [Lawler] I do too. [laughs] 1232 00:59:38,675 --> 00:59:40,977 [Cole] Getting pumped for this capacity crowd. 1233 00:59:41,044 --> 00:59:42,812 [Lawler] It's the worm! It's the worm! 1234 00:59:44,514 --> 00:59:46,916 [crowd chanting] Ooh, ooh, ooh! 1235 00:59:47,984 --> 00:59:49,485 [crowd cheering] 1236 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:54,490 [Cole] Yes, Scotty 2 Hotty in control, as is Grand-- 1237 00:59:54,557 --> 00:59:56,993 -Oh, wait a minute. -[Lawler] Look at this! 1238 00:59:57,060 --> 00:59:59,062 [Lawler] Wait a minute. Look at this. Look who's here. 1239 00:59:59,128 --> 01:00:01,164 -[Cole] Yeah, it's Eddie Guerrero. -[Lawler] Oh! 1240 01:00:02,465 --> 01:00:06,703 [Cole] Guerrero just clocked Scotty 2 Hotty with that weapon. 1241 01:00:06,769 --> 01:00:08,338 And a cover by Malenko, and it's over. 1242 01:00:08,404 --> 01:00:09,472 [bell rings] 1243 01:00:09,539 --> 01:00:10,840 ["Radicalz (The Radicalz)" playing] 1244 01:00:10,907 --> 01:00:15,144 [announcer] Here are your winners, Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko! 1245 01:00:15,211 --> 01:00:19,215 [Cole] The referee never saw Eddie Guerrero sneaking in, 1246 01:00:19,282 --> 01:00:21,150 like a thief in the night. 1247 01:00:21,217 --> 01:00:23,486 [Lawler] You gotta admit, Eddie Guerrero's got to have something 1248 01:00:23,553 --> 01:00:24,887 -to defend himself with. -[bell rings] 1249 01:00:24,954 --> 01:00:26,522 He's got a-- he's got a dislocated elbow. 1250 01:00:26,589 --> 01:00:29,258 [Cole] Oh, come on! And Guerrero with that weapon again. 1251 01:00:29,926 --> 01:00:31,627 -Hey, here he comes! -[Lawler] Hey! 1252 01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:33,796 Look at this! 1253 01:00:33,863 --> 01:00:38,267 [Cole] It's Rikishi, injured ankle and all, on his way to the ring. 1254 01:00:38,334 --> 01:00:40,136 [Lawler] He's limping down here. 1255 01:00:40,203 --> 01:00:43,706 [Cole] Too Cool have been laid out by Eddie Guerrero and that weapon. 1256 01:00:43,773 --> 01:00:46,743 [Lawler] He might be-- he might be here by next Thursday. 1257 01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:50,079 [Cole] It was Saturn and Malenko who did damage. 1258 01:00:50,146 --> 01:00:51,647 [crowd chanting] Rikishi! 1259 01:00:51,714 --> 01:00:53,883 [Lawler] Look at Saturn up there mocking Rikishi. 1260 01:00:54,817 --> 01:00:56,319 [Cole] And Saturn and Malenko… 1261 01:00:56,386 --> 01:00:58,321 And Rikishi trying to battle back. 1262 01:00:58,388 --> 01:01:00,023 He's fighting on one leg. 1263 01:01:00,089 --> 01:01:02,291 -[Lawler] Look out! -[Cole] Saturn into the steps! 1264 01:01:02,825 --> 01:01:06,562 Rikishi on one leg, coming to the aid of his fallen comrades. 1265 01:01:08,731 --> 01:01:09,565 Oh no! 1266 01:01:09,632 --> 01:01:10,867 Samoan drop! 1267 01:01:11,701 --> 01:01:13,336 [Lawler] Wow! 1268 01:01:13,403 --> 01:01:15,905 [Cole] Too Cool is still suffering the effects of that attack. 1269 01:01:15,972 --> 01:01:19,175 -[Lawler] I think Rikishi hurt himself. -[Cole] Oh no! Come on! 1270 01:01:19,242 --> 01:01:23,079 Eddie Guerrero with that weapon again, right on Rikishi's ankle. 1271 01:01:23,146 --> 01:01:25,615 They're gonna break that ankle, King. 1272 01:01:26,182 --> 01:01:29,052 And that looks like the same weapon that Eddie Guerrero used 1273 01:01:29,118 --> 01:01:30,887 on Rikishi on Raw Monday night, 1274 01:01:30,953 --> 01:01:33,623 and Saturn has that chair locked into the ankle. 1275 01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:36,859 Saturn, Malenko, and Guerrero are nothing but thugs. 1276 01:01:36,926 --> 01:01:37,827 [Lawler stammers] 1277 01:01:37,894 --> 01:01:39,762 What are they doing with those metal stairs in there? 1278 01:01:39,829 --> 01:01:40,797 [yelling] 1279 01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:42,899 [Cole] What are they gonna do with the steel steps? 1280 01:01:42,965 --> 01:01:45,068 Too Cool has been pummeled. 1281 01:01:45,835 --> 01:01:47,203 They're lifeless in the ring. 1282 01:01:47,270 --> 01:01:48,871 -[Lawler] Look at this! -[Cole] No! 1283 01:01:48,938 --> 01:01:50,807 -[Lawler] No way! -[Cole] Oh man! 1284 01:01:50,873 --> 01:01:53,443 They may have snapped Rikishi's ankle in half. 1285 01:01:53,509 --> 01:01:55,878 [Lawler] Well, there goes his dancing career. 1286 01:01:55,945 --> 01:01:58,047 [laughs] It's over! 1287 01:01:58,114 --> 01:02:00,049 Man oh man, did you see that? 1288 01:02:01,317 --> 01:02:03,152 [Cole] Guerrero, Saturn, and Malenko 1289 01:02:03,219 --> 01:02:07,423 with a vicious attack on Rikishi and Too Cool. 1290 01:02:08,224 --> 01:02:12,695 The agents-- the referees trying to separate the Radicalz. 1291 01:02:12,762 --> 01:02:14,297 ["Radicalz (The Radicalz)" playing] 1292 01:02:14,363 --> 01:02:15,565 [Lawler] Wait! 1293 01:02:16,165 --> 01:02:18,501 [Cole] And now they're mocking Too Cool! 1294 01:02:21,070 --> 01:02:22,672 The audacity of those three men. 1295 01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:24,474 [Lawler] Wait a minute, come on! 1296 01:02:24,540 --> 01:02:26,242 You got to have a sense of humor, Michael! 1297 01:02:26,309 --> 01:02:27,677 [Cole] A sense of humor? 1298 01:02:27,743 --> 01:02:30,546 How about a sense of decency, King? 1299 01:02:30,613 --> 01:02:32,949 These four men who were looking for jobs 1300 01:02:33,015 --> 01:02:34,917 just a couple of weeks ago 1301 01:02:34,984 --> 01:02:37,954 may have ended a man's career here tonight. 1302 01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:43,092 And Malenko mocking Rikishi as the EMTs 1303 01:02:43,159 --> 01:02:45,995 are out checking on an ankle which could be shattered. 1304 01:02:46,796 --> 01:02:48,331 Rikishi's hurt. 1305 01:02:50,933 --> 01:02:52,902 We're back on SmackDown, and, King, moments ago, 1306 01:02:52,969 --> 01:02:56,072 a vicious attack by the Radicalz on Too Cool. 1307 01:02:56,139 --> 01:02:59,275 Too Cool's buddy, Rikishi, came in to help them out. 1308 01:02:59,342 --> 01:03:03,312 [Lawler] Well, and then he got it again at the hand of Eddie Guerrero. 1309 01:03:03,379 --> 01:03:05,715 Some sort of metal weapon there. 1310 01:03:05,781 --> 01:03:07,617 And then the coup de grâce, 1311 01:03:07,683 --> 01:03:12,255 the dance career ended by the Radicalz when those metal stairs 1312 01:03:12,321 --> 01:03:14,390 were dropped on the ankle of Rikishi. 1313 01:03:14,457 --> 01:03:16,692 [Cole] Well, Rikishi may have a shattered ankle. 1314 01:03:16,759 --> 01:03:19,028 -[Lawler] May? -[Cole] You can see he's been immobilized. 1315 01:03:19,095 --> 01:03:21,898 As the EMTs take him to a-- to an ambulance. 1316 01:03:22,431 --> 01:03:25,668 That ankle was injured by the hands of the Radicalz on Monday night on Raw. 1317 01:03:25,735 --> 01:03:27,303 [man] Let's go! Come on! 1318 01:03:27,370 --> 01:03:29,238 Do you-- do you think it's broke? 1319 01:03:30,239 --> 01:03:32,141 [man] Don't worry, man. Come on, come on. 1320 01:03:32,208 --> 01:03:34,777 [Cole] Rikishi being loaded in, King, we got to take one more look 1321 01:03:34,844 --> 01:03:36,546 -at this-- -[Lawler] I want to see it again. 1322 01:03:36,612 --> 01:03:39,148 These steps got to weigh about 250 pounds. 1323 01:03:39,215 --> 01:03:40,349 Boom! 1324 01:03:40,416 --> 01:03:42,451 Dropped right onto the ankle 1325 01:03:42,518 --> 01:03:45,521 which was, by the way, encased in a metal folding chair. 1326 01:03:45,588 --> 01:03:47,890 That's it for Rikishi. You know that's it for Rikishi. 1327 01:03:47,957 --> 01:03:51,093 [Cole] And what the hell is Eddie Guerrero doing out here now? 1328 01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:52,428 Come on! 1329 01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:59,936 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Guerrero insists 1330 01:04:00,002 --> 01:04:05,208 that I announce him as the winner of this match by forfeit. 1331 01:04:06,008 --> 01:04:08,110 Raise my hand. Yes! 1332 01:04:08,177 --> 01:04:10,213 -[Cole] Oh, and he's happy about it. -I did it! 1333 01:04:10,279 --> 01:04:12,381 [Lawler] Of course! He got a huge win over Rikishi. 1334 01:04:12,448 --> 01:04:13,983 [Cole] Oh, will you stop? 1335 01:04:14,050 --> 01:04:16,352 Rikishi's on his way to a local medical facility, 1336 01:04:16,419 --> 01:04:18,254 possibly with a shattered ankle. 1337 01:04:18,321 --> 01:04:19,856 -[Lawler] Man! -[Cole] Thanks to that man, 1338 01:04:19,922 --> 01:04:22,959 Eddie Guerrero, and he's celebrating a forfeit win, 1339 01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:25,161 and look who's coming down to join him. 1340 01:04:25,228 --> 01:04:27,129 [Lawler] There's not too many people that could-- 1341 01:04:27,196 --> 01:04:28,631 that could beat Rikishi. 1342 01:04:28,698 --> 01:04:29,732 I did it! I did it! 1343 01:04:29,799 --> 01:04:31,901 [Lawler] That could have a victory over Rikishi. 1344 01:04:31,968 --> 01:04:34,503 -I did it! -[Cole] Dean Malenko and Perry Saturn 1345 01:04:34,570 --> 01:04:37,473 celebrating with Guerrero, as well. 1346 01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:41,277 Well, perhaps this issue will be settled at No Way Out in ten days. 1347 01:04:41,344 --> 01:04:43,946 Saturn, Malenko, and Chris Benoit 1348 01:04:44,013 --> 01:04:46,215 to take on Too Cool and Rikishi 1349 01:04:46,282 --> 01:04:48,985 in a six-man tag team matchup. 1350 01:04:49,051 --> 01:04:50,186 Hit me. 1351 01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:52,622 I'd love to. 1352 01:04:56,492 --> 01:04:59,729 Say, you wouldn't happen to have an extra cigar, would you? 1353 01:05:00,696 --> 01:05:02,231 -What? -You want a cigar? 1354 01:05:02,298 --> 01:05:03,766 -Here. -Love to have one. 1355 01:05:03,833 --> 01:05:06,168 -Here, take this. Here you go. -Oh, thank you. 1356 01:05:08,771 --> 01:05:10,239 Mmm… 1357 01:05:11,207 --> 01:05:12,241 Light me. 1358 01:05:23,886 --> 01:05:25,187 Damn, man. 1359 01:05:26,289 --> 01:05:27,957 You're not supposed to inhale. 1360 01:05:29,091 --> 01:05:30,159 What's that? 1361 01:05:32,428 --> 01:05:35,298 Tonight, Rock, you and The Big Show. 1362 01:05:35,364 --> 01:05:36,766 Your lives thrust together. 1363 01:05:36,832 --> 01:05:39,935 How ironic, as we get closer and closer… 1364 01:05:40,002 --> 01:05:41,437 [crowd roaring] 1365 01:05:43,539 --> 01:05:48,511 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! 1366 01:05:49,845 --> 01:05:52,581 [chanting continues] 1367 01:05:59,722 --> 01:06:06,228 Finally, The Rock has come back to Fresno. 1368 01:06:06,962 --> 01:06:09,799 [crowd cheering] 1369 01:06:13,002 --> 01:06:14,170 The Rock says this. 1370 01:06:14,236 --> 01:06:16,405 There are certain things that go together. 1371 01:06:16,472 --> 01:06:19,375 Salt and pepper, bacon and eggs, 1372 01:06:19,442 --> 01:06:23,512 The Big Show and… [yelling and groaning] 1373 01:06:26,115 --> 01:06:29,085 And The Rock and WrestleMania. 1374 01:06:31,053 --> 01:06:31,887 For The Rock says this. 1375 01:06:31,954 --> 01:06:36,058 Big Show, The Rock realizes what type of task he has at No Way Out. 1376 01:06:36,125 --> 01:06:38,594 Big Show, The Rock realizes that this is going to be, 1377 01:06:38,661 --> 01:06:42,064 without a shadow of a doubt, one of the biggest and hardest matches 1378 01:06:42,131 --> 01:06:45,368 in The Rock's career, but The Rock says this, Big Show. 1379 01:06:45,434 --> 01:06:47,970 The Rock is gonna walk into No Way Out. 1380 01:06:48,037 --> 01:06:49,271 The Rock isn't gonna run. 1381 01:06:49,338 --> 01:06:53,676 The Rock is gonna walk into No Way Out and beat your candy ass 1382 01:06:53,743 --> 01:06:55,778 from pillar to post. 1383 01:06:55,845 --> 01:06:58,147 [crowd cheering] 1384 01:07:03,619 --> 01:07:07,590 One, two, three. 1385 01:07:08,591 --> 01:07:09,692 And The Rock… 1386 01:07:09,759 --> 01:07:12,895 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! 1387 01:07:23,539 --> 01:07:26,809 And The Rock is going to WrestleMania, 1388 01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:31,480 and The Rock is becoming the next WWE Champion. 1389 01:07:34,850 --> 01:07:38,754 How ironic, DX looks to derail those plans by-- 1390 01:07:39,321 --> 01:07:43,626 As for tonight, DX, you think you're real cute. 1391 01:07:43,692 --> 01:07:46,062 You think you've got all the answers by goin' ahead 1392 01:07:46,128 --> 01:07:48,831 and booking a match with The Rock against the Outlaws 1393 01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:52,468 with The Rock's tag team partner as The Big Show. 1394 01:07:52,535 --> 01:07:53,602 Well, The Rock says this… 1395 01:07:53,669 --> 01:07:56,705 Big Show, The Rock does not want you as a partner. 1396 01:07:56,772 --> 01:07:59,642 The Rock does not need you as a partner, 1397 01:08:00,109 --> 01:08:02,178 and the fact of the matter is this, Big Show. 1398 01:08:02,244 --> 01:08:04,447 DX, The Rock has already got a partner. 1399 01:08:04,513 --> 01:08:08,551 The Rock has already got a partner, Big Show, in which you can never have. 1400 01:08:08,617 --> 01:08:12,121 The Rock has a partner in which you will never have, 1401 01:08:12,621 --> 01:08:15,091 and The Rock's partner tonight is… 1402 01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:18,260 the people. 1403 01:08:18,327 --> 01:08:23,499 [crowd cheering] 1404 01:08:31,774 --> 01:08:33,876 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! 1405 01:08:40,883 --> 01:08:43,953 So, you see, Big Show, The Rock says this. 1406 01:08:44,019 --> 01:08:48,057 If you even come down to the ring, if you even entertain the thought, 1407 01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:51,694 the notion, of coming within ten feet of The Rock, then The Rock says 1408 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:54,730 The Rock is gonna give you the biggest SmackDown 1409 01:08:54,797 --> 01:08:59,335 your seven-foot, 500-pound, big, fat candy ass has ever seen. 1410 01:08:59,401 --> 01:09:03,539 [crowd cheering] 1411 01:09:10,045 --> 01:09:13,616 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! 1412 01:09:20,589 --> 01:09:27,429 If you smell what The Rock is cooking! 1413 01:09:27,930 --> 01:09:31,600 ["Know Your Role" playing] 1414 01:09:34,537 --> 01:09:36,972 [announcer] And now the Fastest Slam of the Week, 1415 01:09:37,039 --> 01:09:38,607 brought to you by Western Union. 1416 01:09:38,674 --> 01:09:40,910 The fastest way to send money worldwide. 1417 01:09:40,976 --> 01:09:43,379 -[Lawler] No! -[Ross] Oh, dear God 1418 01:09:43,445 --> 01:09:45,881 Off the apron, a hurricanrana by Essa Ríos. 1419 01:09:45,948 --> 01:09:47,850 [Lawler] What's she doin'? 1420 01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:49,418 [commentators laughing] 1421 01:09:49,485 --> 01:09:51,453 [Lawler] She did the same thing Essa Ríos did. 1422 01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:52,788 [Ross] Mercy! 1423 01:09:52,855 --> 01:09:54,823 And Lita! Oh my God. 1424 01:09:54,890 --> 01:09:56,559 He just got beat by another woman. 1425 01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:58,994 [Lawler] He got The Big L right on his forehead. 1426 01:10:02,197 --> 01:10:04,433 [Cole] King, it's the DX Express bus. 1427 01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:05,467 It's back! 1428 01:10:05,968 --> 01:10:07,169 [Lawler] What? 1429 01:10:07,236 --> 01:10:08,804 Where have they been? What are they-- 1430 01:10:09,738 --> 01:10:12,775 [Cole] Already tonight, Kane, Paul Bearer and Cactus Jack have been 1431 01:10:12,841 --> 01:10:15,578 abducted by DX and tossed into that bus. 1432 01:10:15,644 --> 01:10:17,046 [Lawler] Think they're still in there? 1433 01:10:17,112 --> 01:10:20,015 Two pair. Finally. 'Cause I'm tired of it. 1434 01:10:20,082 --> 01:10:21,717 -So, you won then. -You're damn right. 1435 01:10:21,784 --> 01:10:24,453 -Here's some. Get it all. -What? Oh. 1436 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,089 Take all this back there. Jesus. 1437 01:10:27,156 --> 01:10:28,357 It's just about time. 1438 01:10:28,424 --> 01:10:31,193 Man, I'm kind of thirsty. You guys wouldn't happen to have 1439 01:10:31,260 --> 01:10:33,028 an extra beer, would ya? 1440 01:10:33,095 --> 01:10:34,663 Oh, hold it there. 1441 01:10:34,730 --> 01:10:38,400 You know, you with child, and that wouldn't be good for the baby. 1442 01:10:38,467 --> 01:10:41,604 You don't think the baby would mind just one, do ya? 1443 01:10:42,705 --> 01:10:43,872 [sighs] 1444 01:10:47,509 --> 01:10:50,479 -I hate her. -What's wrong with this woman? 1445 01:10:50,546 --> 01:10:51,947 Hold that, babe. 1446 01:11:01,323 --> 01:11:03,259 ♪ You think you know me ♪ 1447 01:11:05,427 --> 01:11:07,863 [Cole] Mark Henry hired The Acolytes to protect Mae Young, 1448 01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:11,734 maybe The Acolytes need protection, uh, from Mae Young. 1449 01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:14,403 [Lawler] She was smoking and drinking and pregnant. 1450 01:11:15,137 --> 01:11:17,339 -She's Jerry Springer material. -[bell rings] 1451 01:11:17,406 --> 01:11:20,776 [announcer] The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. 1452 01:11:20,843 --> 01:11:23,112 Approaching the ring from Toronto, Canada, 1453 01:11:23,178 --> 01:11:27,416 at a combined weight of 455 pounds, 1454 01:11:27,483 --> 01:11:30,319 Christian and Edge! 1455 01:11:30,386 --> 01:11:32,454 [Cole] In ten days at No Way Out, Edge and Christian 1456 01:11:32,521 --> 01:11:35,658 will take on The Hardy Boyz in a match to determine 1457 01:11:35,724 --> 01:11:36,625 the number one contender 1458 01:11:36,692 --> 01:11:38,927 for the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Title. 1459 01:11:38,994 --> 01:11:43,032 [Cole] Oh, and you've seen the matches between those two teams in the past. 1460 01:11:43,098 --> 01:11:45,300 The first one that comes to mind is that ladder match. 1461 01:11:45,367 --> 01:11:46,635 You can imagine what they'll do 1462 01:11:46,702 --> 01:11:48,504 to each other with the stakes being that high. 1463 01:11:48,570 --> 01:11:52,708 [announcer] And their opponents, at a combined weight of 652 pounds, 1464 01:11:52,775 --> 01:11:57,346 Prince Albert and The Big Boss Man. 1465 01:11:57,413 --> 01:12:01,016 [Lawler] Uh-oh. I may have spoken too soon. 1466 01:12:01,083 --> 01:12:03,986 Edge and Christian may not make it to No Way Out. 1467 01:12:04,053 --> 01:12:06,121 [Cole] Oh, just a reminder, folks, this Monday, Raw is War 1468 01:12:06,188 --> 01:12:08,957 comes to you live from the Georgia Dome in Atlanta. 1469 01:12:09,024 --> 01:12:12,027 Still plenty of good seats available, and remember, King, 1470 01:12:12,094 --> 01:12:13,228 the last time we were there, 1471 01:12:13,295 --> 01:12:17,633 over 35,000 fans jammed the Georgia Dome. 1472 01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:19,835 [Lawler] Yeah, I know. You know, good old JR 1473 01:12:19,902 --> 01:12:21,804 is lookin' forward to going back to Atlanta. 1474 01:12:21,870 --> 01:12:23,272 I don't know exactly why. 1475 01:12:24,373 --> 01:12:27,643 [Cole] So, Boss Man and Prince Albert teaming up yet again, 1476 01:12:27,710 --> 01:12:30,446 to take on Edge and Christian, and the relationship between 1477 01:12:30,512 --> 01:12:33,782 those two gentlemen is, uh, very unique, so to speak. 1478 01:12:33,849 --> 01:12:35,684 [Lawler] Well, they've had their differences, 1479 01:12:35,751 --> 01:12:38,020 but like mature adults, they've worked things out. 1480 01:12:38,087 --> 01:12:38,921 [bell rings] 1481 01:12:38,987 --> 01:12:41,090 [Cole] Hopefully for Boss Man and Prince Albert, 1482 01:12:41,156 --> 01:12:44,360 they did work things out, as Boss Man locks up with Christian 1483 01:12:44,426 --> 01:12:45,794 in the center of the ring. 1484 01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:47,830 [Lawler] Heard any more about the , the DX Express? 1485 01:12:47,896 --> 01:12:50,666 -[Cole] No, I know the DX… -[Lawler] I mean, it's back. 1486 01:12:50,733 --> 01:12:54,837 Well, is it empty, or are those guys still in the baggage compartment? 1487 01:12:54,903 --> 01:12:57,373 Well, I don't think-- I don't think Kane was in there 1488 01:12:57,439 --> 01:13:00,709 when they-- Well, I don't know. I don't know where they are. 1489 01:13:00,776 --> 01:13:02,845 Where have they taken them if they're not in there? 1490 01:13:02,911 --> 01:13:04,880 [Cole] We saw DX, uh, throw Kane and Paul Bearer into 1491 01:13:04,947 --> 01:13:07,950 the baggage compartment, but then when they put Cactus Jack in later on… 1492 01:13:08,016 --> 01:13:09,718 [Lawler] I don't think Kane was in there. 1493 01:13:09,785 --> 01:13:10,853 [Cole] I don't know. 1494 01:13:10,919 --> 01:13:11,954 And look at Prince Albert 1495 01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:14,223 lifting Edge high above his head, and oh man! 1496 01:13:14,289 --> 01:13:17,092 Edge landed on his feet, and what a dropkick! 1497 01:13:17,159 --> 01:13:19,161 Tremendous athletic maneuver by Edge. 1498 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:20,696 Christian follows it up as well. 1499 01:13:20,763 --> 01:13:23,999 [Lawler] If they're not in the bus, that means they've been taken somewhere. 1500 01:13:24,066 --> 01:13:25,334 Where do you think that would be? 1501 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:27,269 [Cole] I have no idea. I shudder to think. 1502 01:13:27,336 --> 01:13:30,038 [Lawler] Kane, Paul Bearer, and Cactus Jack 1503 01:13:30,105 --> 01:13:31,507 have been taken on a little trip. 1504 01:13:31,573 --> 01:13:32,941 -[grunting] -Ooh. 1505 01:13:33,008 --> 01:13:35,744 [Cole] First, it was Triple H and DX 1506 01:13:35,811 --> 01:13:39,248 taking Paul Bearer, luring Kane to the parking lot. 1507 01:13:39,314 --> 01:13:42,684 Then it was X-Pac luring Cactus Jack to the parking lot, 1508 01:13:42,751 --> 01:13:45,988 and all three men abducted at the hands of DX. 1509 01:13:46,054 --> 01:13:48,991 [Lawler] Maybe they're getting taken on a nice little tour of, uh, wine country. 1510 01:13:49,057 --> 01:13:51,226 -A little joyride? -[Cole] Uh, maybe not. 1511 01:13:52,027 --> 01:13:54,463 Big Boss Man tossing Edge into the corner, 1512 01:13:54,530 --> 01:13:56,432 following it up with those right hands. 1513 01:13:56,498 --> 01:14:00,335 And Edge trying to battle back. Great tag team action! 1514 01:14:00,402 --> 01:14:01,937 [crowd chanting] Boss Man sucks! 1515 01:14:02,004 --> 01:14:03,272 [Cole] Boss Man into the corner. 1516 01:14:03,338 --> 01:14:05,340 -[Lawler] Would you tell these-- -[Cole] Whoa! 1517 01:14:05,407 --> 01:14:08,076 [Lawler] Would you tell these people that the Boss Man does not suck? 1518 01:14:08,143 --> 01:14:10,913 [Cole] Boss Man quickly slides underneath the bottom rope, 1519 01:14:10,979 --> 01:14:13,382 and he's trying to break the wrist of Edge, 1520 01:14:14,483 --> 01:14:16,385 wrapping it around the steel posts. 1521 01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:18,353 And Christian, off the apron. 1522 01:14:19,922 --> 01:14:21,957 -Christian and Boss Man-- -[Lawler] Oh, look at this. 1523 01:14:22,024 --> 01:14:23,258 -Look at this. -[Cole] Oh, look out! 1524 01:14:23,325 --> 01:14:24,726 Oh my! 1525 01:14:24,793 --> 01:14:26,662 [Lawler] Wow! That'll take your head off. 1526 01:14:27,463 --> 01:14:30,199 He could've taken your head off. I fully expect Mark Henry 1527 01:14:30,265 --> 01:14:32,801 to try to take two heads off when he faces the Hollys. 1528 01:14:32,868 --> 01:14:34,469 By the way, that's coming up next, you know. 1529 01:14:34,536 --> 01:14:36,672 [Cole] Yeah, Mark Henry challenging the Hollys 1530 01:14:36,738 --> 01:14:39,641 to a no-disqualification handicap matchup 1531 01:14:39,708 --> 01:14:43,278 after the Hollys disrespected Mark Henry's pregnant girlfriend, Mae Young, 1532 01:14:43,345 --> 01:14:44,713 earlier on tonight. 1533 01:14:44,780 --> 01:14:46,615 And look at Boss Man. Oh! 1534 01:14:46,682 --> 01:14:48,283 [Lawler] Did you say "girlfriend"? 1535 01:14:48,350 --> 01:14:50,719 She hadn't been called a girl since the Civil War. 1536 01:14:51,353 --> 01:14:55,724 [Cole] And also, the New Age Outlaws put the Tag Titles on the line 1537 01:14:55,791 --> 01:14:59,828 against the unlikely team of The Rock and The Big Show. 1538 01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:03,565 Triple H forcing The Rock and Big Show to team up. 1539 01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:06,368 Something isn't right there. 1540 01:15:07,369 --> 01:15:08,303 Oh man! 1541 01:15:08,937 --> 01:15:09,771 Oh! 1542 01:15:10,239 --> 01:15:12,641 Boss Man right hands to the face of Edge. 1543 01:15:14,076 --> 01:15:16,912 Reversal. Oh man! Edge into the turnbuckle. 1544 01:15:16,979 --> 01:15:18,647 [Lawler] And, look… Uh-oh, right-- 1545 01:15:18,714 --> 01:15:21,416 I think the back of Edge's head hit Boss Man right in the nose. 1546 01:15:21,483 --> 01:15:24,119 [Cole] And it gives Edge an opening. Boot to the face. 1547 01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:26,788 Edge with a heel kick to the face of Boss Man, 1548 01:15:26,855 --> 01:15:30,626 and Edge needs to make a tag to his brother, Christian. 1549 01:15:30,692 --> 01:15:32,528 [Lawler] I'll tell you one thing. I know for a fact, 1550 01:15:32,594 --> 01:15:35,464 I spoke with him earlier, Boss Man and Prince Albert 1551 01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:38,534 felt a little bit disrespected because of Edge and Christian 1552 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:40,769 facing the Hardys to see who's the number one 1553 01:15:40,836 --> 01:15:42,304 contenders for the Tag Titles. 1554 01:15:42,371 --> 01:15:45,240 Boss Man and Prince Albert think they should be number one contenders. 1555 01:15:45,307 --> 01:15:47,342 [Cole] That'll take place in ten days at No Way Out. 1556 01:15:47,409 --> 01:15:49,678 Here comes Christian. Here comes Prince Albert, 1557 01:15:49,745 --> 01:15:52,514 and Christian with right hands to Prince Albert. 1558 01:15:52,581 --> 01:15:54,683 [grunting] 1559 01:15:55,317 --> 01:15:57,486 [Lawler] And if Boss Man and Prince Albert win this match, 1560 01:15:57,553 --> 01:15:59,988 they'll send a message that they should be number one contenders. 1561 01:16:00,055 --> 01:16:01,690 [Cole] Two young tremendous athletes. 1562 01:16:01,757 --> 01:16:03,191 Look at-- Oh man! 1563 01:16:03,258 --> 01:16:05,060 What strength by Prince Albert, 1564 01:16:05,127 --> 01:16:07,729 and Christian, somehow, still hammering away 1565 01:16:07,796 --> 01:16:09,598 and manages to land on his feet. 1566 01:16:09,665 --> 01:16:11,633 Whipped into the corner. Nobody home! 1567 01:16:12,668 --> 01:16:15,070 Wow. Christian to the second rope. 1568 01:16:15,137 --> 01:16:16,705 Prince Albert in trouble. 1569 01:16:16,772 --> 01:16:18,607 [Lawler] What about the strength of Prince Albert? 1570 01:16:18,674 --> 01:16:19,808 [Cole] Oh man! Whoo! 1571 01:16:20,375 --> 01:16:24,446 Edge with a spear to Boss Man, and then Christian with the cover. 1572 01:16:24,513 --> 01:16:27,916 -And a kickout after two with authority! -[Lawler] What a kickout! 1573 01:16:27,983 --> 01:16:29,785 [Cole] What power by Prince Albert! 1574 01:16:29,851 --> 01:16:33,021 Boss Man and Edge going at it outside the ring. 1575 01:16:33,088 --> 01:16:35,457 It's Christian and Prince Albert, the legal man. 1576 01:16:35,524 --> 01:16:37,559 Sunset flip. Can he get him over? 1577 01:16:37,626 --> 01:16:39,394 [Lawler] No! Albert trying to get to the ropes. 1578 01:16:39,461 --> 01:16:42,331 -Trying to get to Boss Man. -[Cole] Now look at Edge! Top rope! 1579 01:16:42,397 --> 01:16:43,732 Missile dropkick! 1580 01:16:43,799 --> 01:16:46,134 -Christian has got Prince Albert. -Two, three! 1581 01:16:46,201 --> 01:16:48,070 -[bell rings] -[Cole] It's over! 1582 01:16:48,136 --> 01:16:50,739 [Lawler] He drop-kicked Prince Albert right in the face! 1583 01:16:51,540 --> 01:16:55,243 [announcer] Your winner, Christian and Edge! 1584 01:16:55,310 --> 01:16:56,945 [Cole] Edge and Christian pick up the win, 1585 01:16:57,012 --> 01:16:59,181 but the Boss Man and Prince Albert, sore losers, 1586 01:16:59,247 --> 01:17:00,549 taking it out on Edge and Christian. 1587 01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:01,850 [Lawler] They got trouble now. 1588 01:17:02,517 --> 01:17:05,187 -Oh Lord! -[Cole] Oh, Edge going for a ride. 1589 01:17:06,388 --> 01:17:09,691 -[Lawler] Oh man! Look at this! -[Cole] The power of Prince Albert. 1590 01:17:10,592 --> 01:17:12,995 And a Boss Man boot to Christian. 1591 01:17:15,163 --> 01:17:16,431 Oh, look out. 1592 01:17:17,332 --> 01:17:20,202 Prince Albert, Christian over his shoulder. 1593 01:17:20,268 --> 01:17:21,236 [Lawler] Wow. 1594 01:17:21,803 --> 01:17:24,306 [Cole] And Edge and Christian left lying at the-- 1595 01:17:24,373 --> 01:17:26,174 Oh, what's he gonna do here? 1596 01:17:27,042 --> 01:17:29,678 This is enough. Oh! Nightstick to the face. 1597 01:17:29,745 --> 01:17:31,780 A defenseless Edge and Christian. 1598 01:17:31,847 --> 01:17:33,682 [Lawler] Well, you'd leave it to Big Boss Man 1599 01:17:33,749 --> 01:17:35,651 to put the exclamation on this sentence. 1600 01:17:35,717 --> 01:17:38,754 [Cole] And Prince Albert holding a defenseless Christian again, 1601 01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:40,956 and a nightstick from the Boss Man. 1602 01:17:42,157 --> 01:17:43,692 Ridiculous. 1603 01:17:45,494 --> 01:17:47,029 [Lawler] Not that bad. 1604 01:17:47,095 --> 01:17:50,132 [Cole] Edge and Christian won the matchup. 1605 01:17:50,198 --> 01:17:52,234 [Lawler] Yeah, Edge and Christian won the matchup, 1606 01:17:52,300 --> 01:17:54,770 but they sure don't look like number one contenders to me. 1607 01:17:55,771 --> 01:17:59,107 [Cole] The Boss Man and Prince Albert, nightstick and all, 1608 01:17:59,174 --> 01:18:01,143 taking it out on Edge and Christian. 1609 01:18:01,209 --> 01:18:03,378 -I'll call her ten. -You're on a roll now. 1610 01:18:03,445 --> 01:18:06,448 Oh, look, a straight flush. Read 'em and weep. 1611 01:18:06,515 --> 01:18:07,949 -Damn! -Damn! 1612 01:18:08,016 --> 01:18:10,619 Read 'em and weep, baby. Read 'em and weep. 1613 01:18:10,686 --> 01:18:13,522 Hey, hey, hey. I got one. 1614 01:18:13,588 --> 01:18:15,023 -Straight flush. -Hold on. 1615 01:18:15,090 --> 01:18:16,525 -Straight flush. -All right, hold it. 1616 01:18:16,591 --> 01:18:18,927 Now, you smoked all our cigars. 1617 01:18:18,994 --> 01:18:21,196 You drank all our beer. 1618 01:18:21,263 --> 01:18:23,231 And won all our money. 1619 01:18:23,298 --> 01:18:24,499 All our money. 1620 01:18:24,566 --> 01:18:28,336 What could you possibly want? 1621 01:18:28,403 --> 01:18:30,205 What could I possibly want? 1622 01:18:30,272 --> 01:18:33,542 Here, take all this money back. Take it all back. 1623 01:18:33,608 --> 01:18:36,578 You can have it all. And come with me. 1624 01:18:36,645 --> 01:18:38,380 -Come on. Come with me. -What? 1625 01:18:38,447 --> 01:18:40,916 Get the money, man. Get all of it. 1626 01:18:42,350 --> 01:18:44,686 -[Lawler] What's this? -Come on. 1627 01:18:44,753 --> 01:18:46,054 Just come with me. 1628 01:18:46,121 --> 01:18:48,890 -What's she even doing? -Just follow me. 1629 01:18:48,957 --> 01:18:50,225 [Lawler] I wouldn't go. 1630 01:18:51,526 --> 01:18:52,494 Don't do it! 1631 01:18:54,162 --> 01:18:56,765 It's your first baby and your future. Don't go! 1632 01:18:59,034 --> 01:19:02,104 [announcer] And now, the WWE Smack of the Night, presented by milk, 1633 01:19:02,170 --> 01:19:04,639 with nine essential nutrients for active bodies. 1634 01:19:04,706 --> 01:19:06,908 Got milk? Gulp it down. 1635 01:19:06,975 --> 01:19:09,277 You need to watch your mouth. 1636 01:19:09,344 --> 01:19:10,879 -Me watch my mouth? -Yeah, you need to 1637 01:19:10,946 --> 01:19:13,048 -watch your mouth. -You need to watch this, pal. 1638 01:19:13,115 --> 01:19:14,816 [Cole] Oh, wait a minute! 1639 01:19:14,883 --> 01:19:16,084 [Lawler] Oh, look at that! 1640 01:19:16,151 --> 01:19:18,153 [Cole] Hardcore Holly just clobbered Mark Henry. 1641 01:19:18,220 --> 01:19:21,456 Mark Henry taking offense to a comment about Mae Young. 1642 01:19:21,523 --> 01:19:23,492 [Lawler] Yeah, and she's-- she's pregnant! 1643 01:19:24,459 --> 01:19:27,662 [Cole] So, the Hollys in a handicap match, no disqualifications, 1644 01:19:27,729 --> 01:19:32,200 against Mark Henry in a matchup that is extremely personal. 1645 01:19:32,267 --> 01:19:36,238 It all took place tonight when the Hollys decided to disrespect 1646 01:19:36,304 --> 01:19:38,106 Mark Henry's girlfriend, Mae Young. 1647 01:19:38,173 --> 01:19:40,108 -["Sexual Chocolate" playing] -♪ It's sexual, baby ♪ 1648 01:19:40,175 --> 01:19:42,377 [Lawler] Where do you think Mae Young is taking those Acolytes? 1649 01:19:42,444 --> 01:19:44,045 [Cole] I-- I shudder to think. 1650 01:19:44,112 --> 01:19:46,915 [announcer] Their opponent, from Silsbee, Texas, 1651 01:19:46,982 --> 01:19:52,087 weighing in at 380 pounds of Sexual Chocolate, Mark Henry! 1652 01:19:52,154 --> 01:19:53,355 [Lawler] Look at him! He's hot! 1653 01:19:53,421 --> 01:19:56,992 [Cole] Mark Henry is 400 pounds of bad mood, 1654 01:19:57,058 --> 01:19:59,628 and the Hollys hammering away on Sexual Chocolate. 1655 01:20:00,328 --> 01:20:01,530 Handicap matchup. 1656 01:20:01,596 --> 01:20:03,965 Crash and Hardcore against Mark Henry. 1657 01:20:04,399 --> 01:20:06,701 I'll tell ya, Mark Henry has been a new man 1658 01:20:06,768 --> 01:20:09,237 ever since he's been with Mae Young, King. 1659 01:20:09,304 --> 01:20:10,438 [Lawler] What? 1660 01:20:10,505 --> 01:20:12,107 [Cole] He has been. He's been focused. 1661 01:20:14,075 --> 01:20:17,078 Hardcore and Crash double-team on Mark Henry. 1662 01:20:19,314 --> 01:20:20,649 Flipped off the ropes. 1663 01:20:20,715 --> 01:20:23,151 Oh, what a standing dropkick from Hardcore Holly, 1664 01:20:23,218 --> 01:20:25,987 and Crash follows it up with boots to the back. 1665 01:20:26,054 --> 01:20:28,323 [Lawler] Mark Henry don't look too focused right now. 1666 01:20:28,390 --> 01:20:31,326 [Cole] I'll tell you who better be focused, the New Age Outlaws. 1667 01:20:31,393 --> 01:20:35,297 Because up next, they have to take on The Rock and The Big Show. 1668 01:20:35,964 --> 01:20:37,866 And the Hollys doing a number on Mark Henry. 1669 01:20:37,933 --> 01:20:40,035 Off the ropes. Oh, a double clothesline 1670 01:20:40,101 --> 01:20:42,537 -takes Crash and Hardcore down. -[Lawler] Wow! 1671 01:20:42,604 --> 01:20:43,438 [Cole] Oh! 1672 01:20:44,105 --> 01:20:46,608 Mark Henry, nearly 400 pounds, 1673 01:20:46,675 --> 01:20:49,377 and there's the strength of Sexual Chocolate. 1674 01:20:49,444 --> 01:20:52,447 [Lawler] You said it, the World's Strongest Man is in a bad mood. 1675 01:20:54,683 --> 01:20:55,951 What's he doing? 1676 01:20:56,017 --> 01:20:59,921 [Cole] The Acolytes being sent down to the ring by Mae Young. 1677 01:20:59,988 --> 01:21:03,892 Oh, and Bradshaw taking out Hardcore Holly. 1678 01:21:03,959 --> 01:21:05,260 [Lawler] Mae, wait, don't run! 1679 01:21:05,327 --> 01:21:08,496 [Cole] Keep in mind, it's no disqualification, King. 1680 01:21:08,563 --> 01:21:09,831 [Lawler] Oh, that's right. 1681 01:21:11,266 --> 01:21:13,335 And Faarooq on Crash. 1682 01:21:14,135 --> 01:21:15,737 Oh man! 1683 01:21:17,739 --> 01:21:20,742 APA, Acolyte Protection Agency! 1684 01:21:20,809 --> 01:21:21,876 [Lawler] Oh no! 1685 01:21:21,943 --> 01:21:24,379 [Cole] Doing a number on Crash and Hardcore! 1686 01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:27,215 And Mark Henry, the cover. 1687 01:21:27,782 --> 01:21:28,783 -It's over. -[bell rings] 1688 01:21:28,850 --> 01:21:30,919 No disqualification, Mark Henry wins! 1689 01:21:31,586 --> 01:21:32,854 [Lawler] Look at Mae! 1690 01:21:32,921 --> 01:21:37,959 [announcer] Here's your winner, Sexual Chocolate, Mark Henry! 1691 01:21:38,026 --> 01:21:40,362 [Lawler] She's-- She's so happy. 1692 01:21:40,428 --> 01:21:43,331 She's… Well, I don't want to say it. 1693 01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:44,733 She's almost orgasmic. 1694 01:21:44,799 --> 01:21:47,235 Right? Look at that. 1695 01:21:47,302 --> 01:21:49,938 [Cole] The Rock says he doesn't want a partner, 1696 01:21:50,005 --> 01:21:52,107 especially not The Big Show. 1697 01:21:52,173 --> 01:21:54,442 The Rock says he wants to go it alone, 1698 01:21:54,509 --> 01:21:58,346 but he's been forced to team with The Big Show here tonight. 1699 01:21:58,413 --> 01:22:01,650 It's The Rock and that man taking on the New Age Outlaws. 1700 01:22:01,716 --> 01:22:04,219 Tag Titles are on the line, next! 1701 01:22:05,020 --> 01:22:08,490 [announcer] He's the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today. 1702 01:22:08,556 --> 01:22:09,891 In the ring… 1703 01:22:12,494 --> 01:22:13,528 On the mic… 1704 01:22:13,595 --> 01:22:17,465 [The Rock] If you smell… 1705 01:22:17,532 --> 01:22:21,836 And now, in literature, The Rock Says… has reached number one on bestseller lists 1706 01:22:21,903 --> 01:22:24,172 and is available now in bookstores everywhere. 1707 01:22:24,239 --> 01:22:27,742 Go one-on-one with The Literary One. Get yours today. 1708 01:22:31,546 --> 01:22:34,950 And now the WWE Free For All presented by PhoneFree.com, 1709 01:22:35,016 --> 01:22:38,386 who makes calling long distance free for all, anywhere over the internet. 1710 01:22:38,453 --> 01:22:39,621 [Ross] Oh! Oh! 1711 01:22:39,688 --> 01:22:41,022 Oh, what a spear by Edge. 1712 01:22:41,089 --> 01:22:43,959 He was aiming for D-Von, but he hit Jeff Hardy. 1713 01:22:44,025 --> 01:22:45,727 -And D-Von… -[Lawler] Ooh! 1714 01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:46,795 [Ross] Reverse DDT! 1715 01:22:46,861 --> 01:22:48,863 And D-Von Dudley wins it! 1716 01:22:48,930 --> 01:22:51,399 The Dudleys beat the Outlaws at No Way Out. 1717 01:22:51,466 --> 01:22:52,400 [Lawler] Oh my gosh! 1718 01:22:52,467 --> 01:22:55,870 PhoneFree.com. Let freedom ring. 1719 01:22:56,504 --> 01:22:58,506 ["Oh You Didn't Know" by Jim Johnston playing] 1720 01:22:58,573 --> 01:23:00,909 ♪ Oh, you didn't know? ♪ 1721 01:23:02,677 --> 01:23:06,915 ♪ Your ass better call somebody ♪ 1722 01:23:15,757 --> 01:23:18,193 Fresno, California! 1723 01:23:19,094 --> 01:23:20,862 You damn right! 1724 01:23:22,597 --> 01:23:25,100 You see, it's me! It's me! 1725 01:23:25,934 --> 01:23:29,471 It's the D-O-double-G, 1726 01:23:29,537 --> 01:23:32,807 mobbing once again with Sweet Billy G. 1727 01:23:34,542 --> 01:23:37,912 [Cole] So, the New Age Outlaws put the Tag Team Titles on the line 1728 01:23:37,979 --> 01:23:41,750 tonight against an unlikely team of The Rock and Big Show. 1729 01:23:42,517 --> 01:23:46,454 [Lawler] Well, you know, you say that like it's a bad thing. 1730 01:23:46,521 --> 01:23:49,657 How could The Rock ask for a better partner than The Big Show? 1731 01:23:49,724 --> 01:23:51,426 [Cole] They don't like each other, King. 1732 01:23:51,493 --> 01:23:52,660 They hate each other. 1733 01:23:52,727 --> 01:23:53,595 Cut the music. 1734 01:23:53,661 --> 01:23:55,163 [Lawler] This is business, though. 1735 01:23:55,230 --> 01:23:57,499 You got to put personal feelings aside. 1736 01:23:57,565 --> 01:24:00,135 Take care of business. Be a professional. 1737 01:24:02,570 --> 01:24:05,974 Welcome to the Dogg House! 1738 01:24:08,243 --> 01:24:11,880 [crowd barking, cheering] 1739 01:24:12,814 --> 01:24:15,350 Gear me up. If you can hear me, pump. 1740 01:24:15,417 --> 01:24:17,819 Let's make a little noise up in this… 1741 01:24:17,886 --> 01:24:20,388 [crowd] Bee-yotch! 1742 01:24:21,389 --> 01:24:25,059 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, 1743 01:24:25,126 --> 01:24:29,798 D-Generation X proudly brings to you its WWE Tag Team 1744 01:24:29,864 --> 01:24:32,567 Champions of the World! 1745 01:24:32,634 --> 01:24:36,571 The "Road Dogg" Jesse James, the "Badd Ass" Billy Gunn, 1746 01:24:36,638 --> 01:24:39,908 those New Age Outlaws! 1747 01:24:41,109 --> 01:24:42,844 [crowd cheering] 1748 01:24:44,913 --> 01:24:47,582 And of course, if you're not down with that, 1749 01:24:47,649 --> 01:24:49,984 we got two words for ya! 1750 01:24:50,051 --> 01:24:52,921 [crowd] Suck it! 1751 01:24:52,987 --> 01:24:54,556 [crowd cheering] 1752 01:24:55,490 --> 01:25:00,128 ♪ If you smell what The Rock is cooking ♪ 1753 01:25:00,195 --> 01:25:03,565 [Lawler] Got two words for DX… The Rock! 1754 01:25:08,703 --> 01:25:11,840 [Cole] Listen to this ovation for The People's Champion. 1755 01:25:13,174 --> 01:25:15,076 [Lawler] Every person in this arena is standing. 1756 01:25:15,143 --> 01:25:17,078 -Oh, here we go! -[Cole] And here we go now! 1757 01:25:17,979 --> 01:25:21,449 The Tag Team Titles are on the line, but The Rock not waiting 1758 01:25:21,516 --> 01:25:24,486 for his partner, The Big Show, to get things started. 1759 01:25:24,552 --> 01:25:27,722 New Age Outlaw sandwich, right hand from The Rock, and here we go! 1760 01:25:27,789 --> 01:25:30,058 [Lawler] Well, The Rock said he didn't want or need a partner, 1761 01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:32,260 and I guess he's gonna try to prove that to us. 1762 01:25:32,927 --> 01:25:35,930 [Cole] We've already seen DX take out Kane and Paul Bearer, 1763 01:25:35,997 --> 01:25:37,565 Cactus Jack tonight. 1764 01:25:37,632 --> 01:25:40,201 The Outlaws set their sights on The Rock. 1765 01:25:40,268 --> 01:25:42,070 Uh-oh. Look out, Rock! 1766 01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:44,405 Oh, nice float-over into a DDT. 1767 01:25:44,472 --> 01:25:47,475 Could be a quick one. And a hook to the leg! 1768 01:25:47,542 --> 01:25:49,978 And Road Dogg breaks up the three count. 1769 01:25:50,545 --> 01:25:52,981 The Rock could've been Tag Team Champion there. 1770 01:25:54,549 --> 01:25:56,618 The People's Champ with a right hand of his own. 1771 01:25:56,684 --> 01:25:57,785 Uh-oh, look at this. 1772 01:25:57,852 --> 01:26:00,255 Oh my. Mr. Ass, nice counter on The Rock 1773 01:26:00,321 --> 01:26:02,257 with The Rock's head bouncing off the mat. 1774 01:26:02,323 --> 01:26:05,260 [Lawler] I really don't blame The Big Show for not being down here. 1775 01:26:05,326 --> 01:26:07,929 The Rock said if he got near him, he was gonna get all over him. 1776 01:26:07,996 --> 01:26:10,465 [Cole] Well, Triple H forcing The Rock and Big Show 1777 01:26:10,532 --> 01:26:14,169 to team together, and The Rock and Big Show hate each other. 1778 01:26:15,236 --> 01:26:17,639 [Lawler] The funny thing is, I didn't hear The Big Show crying 1779 01:26:17,705 --> 01:26:20,275 -or whining or griping about it. -[Cole] Not at all. 1780 01:26:20,341 --> 01:26:23,244 And Mr. Ass with right hands to The People's Champ. 1781 01:26:25,413 --> 01:26:27,682 [Lawler] I bet Rock wishes he had a partner right now. 1782 01:26:27,749 --> 01:26:30,919 [Cole] This is the most unlikely Tag Team Title Match ever 1783 01:26:30,985 --> 01:26:33,321 on SmackDown, with perhaps the greatest 1784 01:26:33,388 --> 01:26:36,124 tag team in the history of the WWE in control. 1785 01:26:36,191 --> 01:26:39,093 [Lawler] Right, and how would anybody expect to be able to beat 1786 01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:41,629 the New Age Outlaws single-handedly, even if he is The Rock? 1787 01:26:41,696 --> 01:26:44,866 [Cole] It's tough enough to beat him when you have a partner. 1788 01:26:44,933 --> 01:26:47,669 And Road Dogg with a right hand to the face of The Rock. 1789 01:26:47,735 --> 01:26:49,938 The New Age Outlaws teeing off on The People's Champion. 1790 01:26:50,004 --> 01:26:51,506 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Oh! 1791 01:26:53,942 --> 01:26:57,378 [Cole] And a clothesline by Mr. Ass on The People's Champ. 1792 01:26:57,445 --> 01:26:58,446 [referee] Get out! Get out! 1793 01:26:58,513 --> 01:27:00,615 [Lawler] And Road Dogg goes over for the cover. 1794 01:27:00,682 --> 01:27:03,351 Here it is! There's two, and a kickout by The Rock. 1795 01:27:03,418 --> 01:27:06,287 King, can you imagine if The Rock could do the unthinkable? 1796 01:27:06,354 --> 01:27:09,924 What an accomplishment to win the Tag Team Titles by yourself. 1797 01:27:09,991 --> 01:27:11,426 [Lawler] You are dreaming now, Michael. 1798 01:27:11,492 --> 01:27:13,294 Sure, The Rock's great. I like The Rock as well 1799 01:27:13,361 --> 01:27:15,697 as the next guy, but nobody's gonna be able to do that. 1800 01:27:15,763 --> 01:27:18,233 Nobody could win the Tag Title single-handedly. 1801 01:27:18,299 --> 01:27:21,402 [Cole] You hear The Rock's partner, the people, trying to help him out 1802 01:27:21,469 --> 01:27:24,072 as he battles back with right hands to the Road Dogg. 1803 01:27:24,138 --> 01:27:26,140 [Lawler] Oh, I forgot about that! The people! 1804 01:27:26,207 --> 01:27:27,609 [Cole] Yeah, he's The People's Champ. 1805 01:27:27,675 --> 01:27:29,911 [Lawler] That's important here tonight. The people! 1806 01:27:29,978 --> 01:27:32,280 -[Cole] And here comes the southpaw. -[Lawler] Tag the people! 1807 01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:35,383 Tag the people, Rock! 1808 01:27:35,450 --> 01:27:37,785 [Cole] Shake, Rattle, and Roll to The Rock. 1809 01:27:39,921 --> 01:27:42,190 And some jukin' and jivin' from the Dogg. 1810 01:27:42,257 --> 01:27:45,126 -Don't worry, the people will save you. -[Cole] Cover on The Rock. Two. 1811 01:27:45,193 --> 01:27:47,061 And The Rock gets the shoulder up again. 1812 01:27:47,695 --> 01:27:49,530 [Lawler] I didn't see anybody from the crowd come in 1813 01:27:49,597 --> 01:27:51,966 and try to pull the Road Dogg off. Where are you, people? 1814 01:27:52,033 --> 01:27:53,401 People, where are ya? 1815 01:27:53,468 --> 01:27:55,103 [Cole] The New Age Outlaws against The Rock, 1816 01:27:55,169 --> 01:27:56,838 Tag Team Titles on the line. 1817 01:27:56,904 --> 01:28:00,208 Road Dogg walked into it, and Rock countered with a suplex. 1818 01:28:00,275 --> 01:28:02,143 [Lawler] They're chanting "Rocky," but big deal. 1819 01:28:02,210 --> 01:28:04,846 [Cole] Samoan Drop on Mr. Ass. 1820 01:28:04,912 --> 01:28:07,081 Desperation move by The Rock. 1821 01:28:08,783 --> 01:28:11,519 It was supposed to be The Rock and Big Show teaming together, 1822 01:28:11,586 --> 01:28:13,521 but The Rock's doing it by himself. 1823 01:28:13,588 --> 01:28:15,156 [Lawler] Wait a minute, let me ask you this. 1824 01:28:15,890 --> 01:28:17,592 Suppose the unthinkable does happen. 1825 01:28:17,659 --> 01:28:19,627 Suppose Rock does win this. Does that make him the-- 1826 01:28:19,694 --> 01:28:21,362 the Tag Team Champions? 1827 01:28:21,429 --> 01:28:23,598 -By himself? -[Cole] Of course it would. 1828 01:28:23,665 --> 01:28:26,300 -[Lawler] How can you do that? -[Cole] It's been unprecedented, 1829 01:28:26,367 --> 01:28:28,636 but why wouldn't he win them? 1830 01:28:28,703 --> 01:28:31,005 Double-team by the Outlaws, off the ropes, 1831 01:28:31,072 --> 01:28:33,641 here comes The Rock, double clothesline! 1832 01:28:33,708 --> 01:28:36,144 [Lawler] Is he gonna give the other title to all these people? 1833 01:28:36,978 --> 01:28:39,514 [Cole] This is an amazing feat by The Rock. 1834 01:28:39,580 --> 01:28:41,683 What a performance by The People's Champ! 1835 01:28:41,749 --> 01:28:43,618 -[Lawler] Aah! -[Cole] Oh! Spinebuster! 1836 01:28:44,952 --> 01:28:47,422 Here it comes! Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! 1837 01:28:47,488 --> 01:28:48,723 History in the making! 1838 01:28:48,790 --> 01:28:51,125 -["Crank It Up" playing] -Hook of the leg! We have a new champion! 1839 01:28:51,192 --> 01:28:52,527 And wait a minute. 1840 01:28:55,763 --> 01:28:57,832 The Rock's tag team partner, 1841 01:28:59,667 --> 01:29:02,503 seven-foot-two, 500 pounds of The Big Show. 1842 01:29:02,570 --> 01:29:03,705 [Lawler] Look at this! 1843 01:29:03,771 --> 01:29:06,908 [Cole] And The Rock making a beeline for The Big Show. 1844 01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:10,645 [Lawler] There's some serious hatred here between partners. 1845 01:29:10,712 --> 01:29:12,880 [Cole] Can you blame The Rock after the way The Big Show 1846 01:29:12,947 --> 01:29:15,016 demolished him on Raw Monday night? 1847 01:29:15,083 --> 01:29:17,051 [Lawler] Come on, Rock! Can't we just get along? 1848 01:29:17,118 --> 01:29:18,519 The guy was trying to be your partner. 1849 01:29:18,586 --> 01:29:22,090 [Cole] And now a three-on-one attack by The Big Show and the Outlaws. 1850 01:29:22,156 --> 01:29:24,358 [Lawler] You got to admit, Rock brought that on himself. 1851 01:29:24,859 --> 01:29:26,794 [Cole] Oh, into the steel post. 1852 01:29:27,328 --> 01:29:29,831 Big Show was supposed to be The Rock's partner tonight. 1853 01:29:29,897 --> 01:29:32,633 [Lawler] Well, he was coming out here to be his partner. 1854 01:29:32,700 --> 01:29:34,836 -[Cole] Yeah, it's another ambush. -[Lawler] Another ambush? 1855 01:29:34,902 --> 01:29:36,337 [Cole] And look at The Big Show. 1856 01:29:36,404 --> 01:29:40,508 How humiliating, carrying The Rock over his shoulder. 1857 01:29:41,042 --> 01:29:43,111 [Lawler] Look at this. The Rock is six-foot-six. 1858 01:29:43,177 --> 01:29:45,079 [Cole] Where are they going, King? 1859 01:29:45,146 --> 01:29:47,281 [Lawler] I don't know. What do you mean where are they going? 1860 01:29:47,348 --> 01:29:50,218 [Cole] Where in the world is The Big Show taking The Rock? 1861 01:29:51,085 --> 01:29:53,287 [Lawler] Wherever it is, he's taking him there with ease. 1862 01:29:53,354 --> 01:29:54,922 Look at the strength of The Big Show. 1863 01:29:56,591 --> 01:29:59,093 [Cole] I mean, he's 500 pounds, and he's carrying The Rock out 1864 01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:00,962 like he's a sack of potatoes. 1865 01:30:01,028 --> 01:30:02,230 [Lawler] Wait a minute. 1866 01:30:02,296 --> 01:30:04,198 They're going through that same door. 1867 01:30:04,265 --> 01:30:05,333 [Cole] Oh no. 1868 01:30:07,735 --> 01:30:10,004 The New Age Outlaws and Big Show 1869 01:30:10,071 --> 01:30:12,006 leading The Rock outside the arena. 1870 01:30:14,308 --> 01:30:16,110 We saw it happen with Paul Bearer, with Kane. 1871 01:30:16,177 --> 01:30:18,379 -[Lawler] Uh-oh! -[Cole] The Rock trying to battle back! 1872 01:30:18,446 --> 01:30:21,249 The Rock-- Big Show into the concrete wall! 1873 01:30:21,983 --> 01:30:24,986 [Lawler] It don't look like they're gonna take The Rock for a ride. 1874 01:30:25,052 --> 01:30:27,088 [Cole] The Rock is fighting for his life. 1875 01:30:27,755 --> 01:30:29,490 He's got the Road Dogg. 1876 01:30:30,691 --> 01:30:32,226 [Lawler] Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1877 01:30:32,293 --> 01:30:34,829 [Cole] There's the bus, the DX Express bus. 1878 01:30:34,896 --> 01:30:36,931 Road Dogg into the side of the bus. 1879 01:30:36,998 --> 01:30:39,167 And no! Another ambush! 1880 01:30:39,233 --> 01:30:41,235 -Here. -[Lawler] That bus has been moved. 1881 01:30:42,303 --> 01:30:43,671 [Cole] Another ambush! 1882 01:30:43,738 --> 01:30:45,606 [Lawler] They're all ganging up on The Rock. 1883 01:30:45,673 --> 01:30:48,743 [Cole] They're all there! X-Pac, Triple H, the Outlaws. 1884 01:30:49,577 --> 01:30:51,312 Rock is fighting for his life! 1885 01:30:52,346 --> 01:30:54,115 King, it's a five-on-one! 1886 01:30:54,182 --> 01:30:55,716 [indistinct chatter] 1887 01:30:55,783 --> 01:30:57,251 [Stephanie] Get in there! 1888 01:30:57,852 --> 01:31:00,288 [Cole] We saw this happen to Paul Bearer and Kane, 1889 01:31:00,354 --> 01:31:04,058 to Cactus Jack, and now to The Rock. 1890 01:31:04,125 --> 01:31:06,294 [Lawler] The Rock refuses to go in that bus. 1891 01:31:06,961 --> 01:31:09,831 [Cole] Another DX ambush. Oh man. 1892 01:31:11,232 --> 01:31:13,267 [Lawler] I'll tell you one thing, if DX has their way, 1893 01:31:13,334 --> 01:31:14,802 Rock's going to go in there feet first. 1894 01:31:14,869 --> 01:31:16,037 [Stephanie] Throw him in there! 1895 01:31:16,103 --> 01:31:18,105 A five-on-one and The Rock's in trouble. 1896 01:31:18,172 --> 01:31:20,274 -[Lawler] Guys on the other side. -Get him in there! 1897 01:31:20,341 --> 01:31:22,610 [Lawler] He's fighting for his dear life. 1898 01:31:22,677 --> 01:31:26,080 [Cole] The Rock is trying to battle back, and they're trying to put 1899 01:31:26,147 --> 01:31:29,383 Rock in the other baggage compartment, King. 1900 01:31:31,085 --> 01:31:32,353 Oh man. 1901 01:31:33,287 --> 01:31:35,056 [Lawler] I think they got him down now, Michael. 1902 01:31:35,122 --> 01:31:37,325 [Cole] No. He's still fighting back. 1903 01:31:37,391 --> 01:31:39,961 The Rock, five-on-one, is still fighting. 1904 01:31:42,063 --> 01:31:44,565 How in the world is The Rock still standing? 1905 01:31:44,632 --> 01:31:45,466 [Stephanie] Come on! 1906 01:31:46,234 --> 01:31:51,505 [Cole] And The Big Show and X-Pac delivering shots to the ribs. 1907 01:31:51,572 --> 01:31:53,074 [Lawler] It looks like he's got him now. 1908 01:31:53,908 --> 01:31:56,043 [Cole] And there goes The Rock! The Rock… 1909 01:31:56,110 --> 01:31:57,945 -Woo! -[Lawler] He's on the bus! 1910 01:31:58,813 --> 01:32:01,716 -That's what I'm talking about! -[Cole] Locked into the bus. 1911 01:32:01,782 --> 01:32:03,150 There's no way out! 1912 01:32:03,217 --> 01:32:06,087 [Cole] What are they gonna do with The Rock, King? 1913 01:32:06,153 --> 01:32:09,357 [Lawler] I don't know, but I guarantee it ain't gonna be good. 1914 01:32:09,423 --> 01:32:12,927 [Cole] What has DX done with Kane and Cactus Jack? 1915 01:32:12,994 --> 01:32:15,329 What is DX planning for The Rock? 1916 01:32:15,396 --> 01:32:18,633 The Rock's been shoved in the DX Express 1917 01:32:18,699 --> 01:32:21,602 -by The Big Show and Triple H. -[Big Show] There's no way out. 1918 01:32:22,270 --> 01:32:24,372 There's no way out, Rocky. 1919 01:32:24,438 --> 01:32:29,043 [Lawler] The bus is loaded. It's departing. 1920 01:32:29,644 --> 01:32:31,879 [Cole] DX, the DX Express… 1921 01:32:31,946 --> 01:32:33,481 [Lawler] They're headed for parts unknown! 1922 01:32:33,548 --> 01:32:35,983 [Cole] Driving off with The Rock inside. 1923 01:32:37,184 --> 01:32:40,922 An ambush by DX in the-- Wait a minute! 1924 01:32:40,988 --> 01:32:42,657 Wait a minute! It's The Rock! 1925 01:32:42,723 --> 01:32:45,126 -[Lawler] Look at this! -[Cole] A two-by-four! 1926 01:32:45,192 --> 01:32:47,662 -A two-by-four! -[Lawler] How'd he get out? 1927 01:32:47,728 --> 01:32:49,430 [Cole] The Rock with an equalizer. 1928 01:32:49,497 --> 01:32:51,532 He's got revenge on The Big Show. 1929 01:32:51,599 --> 01:32:54,502 ♪ If you smell what The Rock is cooking ♪