1 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:05,205 -[dramatic theme music playing] -[indistinct chatter] 2 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:17,117 ["Everybody on the Ground" playing] 3 00:00:40,473 --> 00:00:42,409 [fireworks exploding] 4 00:00:42,475 --> 00:00:44,377 ["Smack" continues] 5 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:51,851 [crowd cheering] 6 00:01:00,059 --> 00:01:03,797 [Michael Cole] WWE Commissioner Mick Foley remains on a promotional tour 7 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:05,398 of Southeast Asia. 8 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:09,536 But he will leave a major mark tonight on SmackDown. 9 00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:13,640 Welcome to the Oakland Coliseum on the bay in Northern California. 10 00:01:13,706 --> 00:01:16,342 Over 17,000 have jammed this joint. 11 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:20,447 It's been sold out for four months for SmackDown. 12 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,917 ["You Look Fly 2 Day" playing] 13 00:01:23,983 --> 00:01:26,653 [crowd cheering] 14 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:39,666 [Jerry Lawler] And now, Michael, it's time to get down here on SmackDown. 15 00:01:39,732 --> 00:01:43,236 [Cole] Kicking off SmackDown with a six-man tag team matchup. 16 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:46,773 Too Cool, Rikishi, on their way to the ring. 17 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:49,008 [bell rings] 18 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:53,813 [announcer] The following is a six-man tag team match scheduled for one fall. 19 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,515 Making their way to the ring, 20 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:59,252 at a combined weight of 861 pounds, 21 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:03,323 Too Cool and Rikishi. 22 00:02:03,389 --> 00:02:07,160 [Cole] Well, King, Commissioner Mick Foley is 10,000 miles away… 23 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:09,028 -[Lawler] Oh my gosh. -[Cole] …from Oakland. 24 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:10,864 [Lawler] Yeah. I bet. He's 10,000 miles away, 25 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:11,965 but he might as well be here 26 00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:14,834 for all these crazy matches he's ordered for tonight. 27 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:17,170 [Cole] Yeah, a number of matches set up by the Commissioner 28 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:19,839 for tonight on SmackDown, including, King, listen to this one… 29 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:22,842 -[Lawler] Oh no. -[Cole] …a no disqualification match. 30 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:25,845 Triple H against The Undertaker. 31 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:28,815 [Lawler] Right here, tonight, on SmackDown, a no disqualification… 32 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:32,685 That's like a death sentence for Triple H. That's not right. 33 00:02:32,752 --> 00:02:37,824 [Cole] A retaliation for Triple H's action on Raw towards Y2J 34 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,659 this past Monday night. 35 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:41,661 ["Emergency" playing] 36 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:43,329 [Lawler] Hey. Yahoo. 37 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:46,232 [announcer] Being accompanied to the ring by Trish Stratus, 38 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:49,469 at a combined weight of 858 pounds, 39 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:50,737 T & A 40 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:54,807 and the World Wrestling Entertainment Intercontinental Champion, 41 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:56,576 Val Venis. 42 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:58,912 [Lawler] Oh, a little T & A might put me in a good mood. 43 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:01,014 [Cole] Oh, here we go. Rikishi and Val Venis. 44 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,116 -[bell rings] -Too Cool and T & A. 45 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:07,120 Big six-man tag team matchup kicking us off on SmackDown. 46 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:08,521 Oh, look out. 47 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:13,192 Too Cool in trouble and a double clothesline by Rikishi on T & A. 48 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:15,728 [Lawler] That idiot, Mick Foley, this… the new commissioner. 49 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:18,031 He's done all kinds of things tonight. 50 00:03:18,097 --> 00:03:20,833 That match, Triple H and The Undertaker with no disqualification. 51 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,569 That's not all he's ordered, Michael. 52 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:23,536 [Cole] Yeah, not at all. 53 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:27,307 Kane will take on Kurt Angle, here tonight on SmackDown, 54 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,108 ordered by Commissioner Foley. 55 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:32,579 And what about the big matchup for Fully Loaded in just ten days, 56 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:34,447 set up by Commissioner Foley as well. 57 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:36,416 [Lawler] Man, I'm telling you, I've said it before. 58 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:38,651 Foley is… He's drunk with power. 59 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:40,453 He's bombed. 60 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,456 [Cole] At Fully Loaded, The Undertaker will take on Kurt Angle. 61 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:47,026 That match set up this week by Commissioner Mick Foley. 62 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:50,063 And look at Test with a right hand to Grandmaster Sexay. 63 00:03:50,129 --> 00:03:52,599 [Lawler] When I say Foley was inebriated with power, 64 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:53,533 that's what he is. 65 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,369 [Cole] Other matches set up tonight by Commissioner Foley: 66 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:59,305 Chyna and Eddie Guerrero will finally get their hands 67 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:01,874 on Chris Benoit in a handicap matchup. 68 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:03,876 [Lawler] Foley is looped, I'm telling you. 69 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:05,645 [Cole] Oh, what a kick by Grandmaster Sexay. 70 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:06,679 Nobody home for Test. 71 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:10,049 And Too Cool and Rikishi are kicking in the early going. 72 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:12,218 Oh! Missile dropkick. 73 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:14,020 [Lawler] A man could get smashed on power. 74 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,488 I'm telling you, Foley is just… 75 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:18,157 Oh, he's three sheets in the wind with it, Cole. 76 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:21,194 [Cole] Double team by Too Cool on Test. 77 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:24,297 Again, Commissioner Foley on a promotional tour of Southeast Asia, 78 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:27,467 but he's made sure he's made his mark here tonight on SmackDown. 79 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:31,070 Plus Edge and Christian will finally have to defend their Tag Team Titles 80 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:33,239 against the Number One Contenders, The Acolytes. 81 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:34,574 [Lawler] Another power-drunk move. 82 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:38,211 You know, your cousin was a town drunk. Now, Foley, he's the WWE drunk. 83 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:41,114 [Cole] Now, look at Scotty 2 Hotty hammering away with right hands to Test. 84 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:45,585 Reversal by Test, Scotty off the ropes, baseball slide between the legs, 85 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,820 -A dropkick to Test. -[Lawler] Man. 86 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:49,689 Didn't take him down though. 87 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:53,726 [Cole] Test misses with the right hand and Scotty knocks him down. 88 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,328 Here's a cover, hooks the leg, 89 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:57,697 and a kickout with authority by Test. 90 00:04:57,764 --> 00:04:58,931 [Lawler] With authority is right. 91 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:04,737 Can you believe I even heard that Mick Foley made Edge and Christian go… 92 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,439 Oh! …and have physicals 93 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:08,941 to make sure they were in proper health for this matchup. 94 00:05:09,008 --> 00:05:11,544 [Cole] Yeah, to make sure Christian was over that mysterious flu 95 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:13,046 he had suffered on Raw. 96 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:13,980 Give me a break. 97 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,882 [Lawler] Mysterious? The poor guy was sick as a dog. 98 00:05:15,948 --> 00:05:17,383 [Cole] Albert into the ring off the tag. 99 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:20,787 Also tonight, Kane and Kurt Angle one-on-one. 100 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:22,822 So, not only does Kurt Angle have to meet The Undertaker 101 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:24,691 in ten days at Fully Loaded, 102 00:05:24,757 --> 00:05:28,428 the Commissioner doing Kurt Angle no favors here tonight on SmackDown. 103 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:30,296 A cover by Albert, hooks the leg, 104 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:32,799 and Grandmaster Sexay breaks up the three count. 105 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:34,500 [Lawler] Doing Kurt Angle no favors. 106 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:37,670 I mean, that's just flat-out showing partiality. 107 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:40,773 I mean, it's a punishment for a great American hero like Kurt. 108 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:41,808 [both] Oh. 109 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:43,976 [Cole] Albert, kick to the midsection. 110 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:46,746 -[Lawler] That's a punishment. -[Cole] Hammering away on Scotty 2 Hotty. 111 00:05:47,313 --> 00:05:50,550 Tell you, King, I cannot believe Triple H and The Undertaker, 112 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:51,984 no disqualification. 113 00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:53,886 -[Lawler] That's like… -[Cole] Right here tonight. 114 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:56,389 [Lawler] That may be the biggest match we've ever had on SmackDown. 115 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:59,425 And I told you that, no disqualification for The Undertaker… 116 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:00,460 -It's like a… -[Cole] Ooh. 117 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:02,261 [Lawler] It's like a death sentence for Triple H. 118 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:03,629 It's not right. Oh my gosh. 119 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:06,132 [Cole] I agree with you there. Look at the strength of Albert, 120 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,035 350 pounder, dropping Scotty 2 Hotty face-first. 121 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:12,305 And look at this, Rikishi into the ring, caught by referee Teddy Long. 122 00:06:13,239 --> 00:06:14,741 And it's gonna allow the double team. 123 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:18,044 And here's Val Venis now, going to work on Scotty 2 Hotty. 124 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:21,714 Chris Jericho, Y2J, convalescing as we speak 125 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:24,150 after that vicious, heinous, sledgehammer attack 126 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:27,687 at the hands on Triple H on Raw this past Monday night, King. 127 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:29,389 Perhaps Mick Foley set up this matchup 128 00:06:29,455 --> 00:06:33,326 as retaliation for Triple H's actions on Raw this past week. 129 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,862 [Lawler] I was hoping that Triple H had finished Jericho off for good, 130 00:06:35,928 --> 00:06:39,165 but now I understand that Jericho is gonna be okay for Fully Loaded. 131 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,300 [Cole] We're hoping he's gonna be 100% for his matchup 132 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:43,503 with Triple H at Fully Loaded. Cover by Val Venis. 133 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:48,374 A kickout by Scotty 2 Hotty as that witch, Trish Stratus, looks on. 134 00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:49,342 [Lawler whistling] 135 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,343 [Lawler] Puppies. 136 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:51,744 Uh-oh. 137 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:53,212 [Cole] Albert in off the tag. 138 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:58,985 Val Venis, the Intercontinental Champion, delivers the elbow to Scotty 2 Hotty. 139 00:06:59,051 --> 00:07:00,787 And Albert, part of the team of T & A 140 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:04,023 who Trish hopes will one day become Tag Team Champions. 141 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:06,559 [Lawler] I tell you, they have the opportunity of being 142 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:08,428 one of the greatest tag teams ever in the WWE. 143 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:10,997 -[Cole] Ooh! -[Lawler] These guys are gaining momentum. 144 00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:14,200 Their timing is getting down to a tee. They're gonna be awesome. 145 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,401 Oh, look at that. 146 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,136 [Cole] What agility by Albert. 147 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:20,640 And Trish smiling with satisfaction outside of the ring. 148 00:07:20,706 --> 00:07:22,375 [Lawler] Trish has a lot of agility too. 149 00:07:23,142 --> 00:07:24,610 -Great balance. -[Cole] What do you mean? 150 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:26,679 [Lawler] What do you mean? Just look at that agility. 151 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:28,047 Oh man. 152 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,949 [Cole] And Test getting off the tag. 153 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:32,552 And a right hand to the face of Scotty 2 Hotty, 154 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:36,289 who desperately needs to make a tag to either Rikishi or Grandmaster Sexay, 155 00:07:36,355 --> 00:07:39,792 as this crowd of 17,000 comes to its feet. 156 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:41,994 [audience clapping] 157 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:44,630 SmackDown has been sold out in Oakland for months. 158 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:47,600 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -Scotty 2 Hotty ripped into the corner, 159 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:48,534 nobody home. 160 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:49,669 [Lawler] Oh man. 161 00:07:49,735 --> 00:07:51,737 [Cole] Albert into the turnbuckle, 350 pounds. 162 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:53,840 -[Lawler] Oh. -[Cole] And follows up with a clothesline 163 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:55,174 to Scotty 2 Hotty. 164 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:56,976 [Lawler] Sorry about that, Scotty. Oh. 165 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:59,111 But your luck is fixing to go from bad to worse. 166 00:07:59,178 --> 00:08:01,414 [Cole] Albert from the second rope. What's he gonna do here? 167 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,315 High-risk maneuver. 168 00:08:02,381 --> 00:08:03,783 Oh, nobody home! 169 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:06,085 Scotty rolls out of the way. 170 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,087 Can he make a tag, though, to his partners? 171 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,323 [Lawler] Trish, Albert's got a boo-boo, you better rub it. 172 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:11,624 -Oh. -[Cole] Here comes Val Venis, 173 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:12,725 Intercontinental Champion. 174 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:14,293 -Here comes Rikishi. -[crowd cheering] 175 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,828 Rikishi and Val Venis. 176 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:17,663 Been an intense rivalry. 177 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:21,000 Rikishi with a double clothesline to T & A. 178 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,468 Kick to the face of Val. 179 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:24,971 [Lawler] Oh baby! 180 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:27,440 [Cole] Rikishi onto the sternum of Albert. 181 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,808 [Lawler] Four hundred pounds. 182 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,743 -Whoa, look out. -[Cole] Samoan Drop. 183 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:32,645 Crushing into the ribs of Test. 184 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:35,381 -[Lawler] Watch yourself, Rikishi. -[Cole] Val Venis with a clothesline. 185 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:39,218 Intense rivalry between Val Venis and Rikishi. 186 00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:41,587 -Who'll ever forget the 424-- -[Lawler] Wait a minute. 187 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:43,489 -Ah! -[crowd cheering] 188 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:44,557 [Cole] Bulldog. 189 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:46,826 [Lawler] You know what we're about to see. 190 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:48,394 We're gonna see Scotty's Worm. 191 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:49,629 Here it goes. 192 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:54,166 [Lawler and crowd] W-O-R-M. 193 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:57,270 [Lawler] Here it comes. [cackling] 194 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,740 [Lawler and crowd] Whoo, whoo, whoo. 195 00:09:00,806 --> 00:09:04,076 [Cole] The Worm delivered to the Intercontinental Champion 196 00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:05,645 by Scotty 2 Hotty. 197 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,413 [Lawler] Trish doesn't like to see worms. 198 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,981 [Cole] Oh, look out. 199 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,817 I think Rikishi, King, is about to… about to back it up. 200 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,052 [Lawler] Oh no. 201 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,354 [Cole] Four hundred twenty-four pounds. 202 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:19,659 [Lawler] Referee, I think that's some sort of foreign object… 203 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:20,560 Uh-oh. Trish. 204 00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:21,961 [Cole] Trish up on the apron. 205 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:23,529 [Lawler] That's not a good place to be. 206 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:24,897 [Cole] Wait a minute. Lita! 207 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,299 Lita, from behind, 208 00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:27,967 pulling Trish off the apron. 209 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:29,835 [Lawler] What the hell? Lita, what are you doing? 210 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,337 [Cole] Along with The Hardy Boyz. 211 00:09:32,371 --> 00:09:34,040 [Lawler] Look at this. What is Lita… 212 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:36,075 [Cole] Lita wants Trish. 213 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:37,877 Lita's got Trish, getting even. 214 00:09:38,811 --> 00:09:40,646 As well as T & A outside the ring. 215 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:43,015 -[Lawler] Oh, good. -[Cole] To Trish's rescue. 216 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:45,051 [Lawler] Lita almost pulled Trish's hair out. 217 00:09:45,117 --> 00:09:48,020 [Cole] But, King, that leaves Val Venis alone in the ring, 218 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:50,189 three-on-one, against Rikishi and Too Cool. 219 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,357 [Lawler] Oh no. 220 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,625 Look out, Val! 221 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:54,026 -[Cole] Rikishi. -[Lawler] Oh. 222 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:57,463 -[referee] One, two… -[Cole] The air drawn out of Val Venis. 223 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,600 -[bell rings] -It's over. Rikishi, Too Cool, 224 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:02,068 pick up the win. 225 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:03,569 [announcer] Here are your winners, 226 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:06,572 Too Cool and Rikishi. 227 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:11,577 [Cole] King, can you imagine 424 pounds crashing into your chest 228 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:13,179 from the second rope? 229 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:16,115 [Lawler] You'd be flat as a pancake, as flat as Val Venis. 230 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:18,718 [Cole] Check out what happened, King. 231 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,753 Trish, the witch, on the apron of the ring. 232 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:24,290 And look at Lita, from behind, pulling Trish Stratus off the apron. 233 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:27,026 The witch tried to get involved and she paid for it. 234 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:32,698 And then Rikishi, 424 pounds, onto the chest of Val Venis. 235 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:34,900 Too Cool and Rikishi pick up the victory. 236 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,470 ["You Look Fly 2 Day" playing] 237 00:10:37,536 --> 00:10:39,639 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -[Cole] Sunglasses on the big man. 238 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:44,243 [Lawler] And what… Wait a minute. 239 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,411 This could be trouble. 240 00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:47,747 This could be a good one here. 241 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:48,648 [Cole] Oh, look out. 242 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,350 No, it-- It's gonna be a good one. 243 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:52,318 [Lawler] Wait a minute. 244 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,053 [Cole] The sunglasses on Lita and the Hardys. 245 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,187 [Lawler] What? 246 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:56,856 [crowd cheering] 247 00:10:56,922 --> 00:10:58,724 [Lawler] They've all got shades. 248 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,626 [Cole] You know what the shades mean, King. 249 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:02,928 [Lawler] Wait. The Hardy Boyz don't dance. 250 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:04,296 They dive off top ropes. 251 00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:07,166 They're daredevils. They're not dancers. 252 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,802 [crowd cheering] 253 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:11,003 Wait a minute. 254 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:14,473 Lita looks like she could bust a move or two. 255 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,077 [Cole] We're gonna find out right now on SmackDown. 256 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:20,012 [Lawler] Oh, I'm liking this kind of dancing. 257 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,547 ["You Look Fly 2 Day" playing] 258 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,716 -[Lawler] What? -[crowd cheering] 259 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:24,784 Look at this. 260 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,488 [Cole] Rikishi and Too Cool. 261 00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:30,589 [Lawler] Oh baby. 262 00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:32,224 [Cole] The Hardys and Lita. 263 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,360 Getting down! 264 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:36,729 [Lawler] Oh. Let me-- Let me stand up here. 265 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,164 This-- Whoa. 266 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,366 Hey, Lita, look at me! 267 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,868 [Cole] What a night it's been already on SmackDown. 268 00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:44,770 And still to come tonight, King, 269 00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:48,541 The Undertaker and Triple H in a no disqualification matchup. 270 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,577 [Lawler] Lita, you need another dance partner. 271 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:52,645 Here I am! 272 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,081 [Cole] I don't think Kurt Angle is gonna be dancing tonight. 273 00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:57,149 He's going one-on-one with Kane. 274 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,350 [Lawler] Look at Jeff Hardy. 275 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:04,824 [Cole] The Hardy Boyz are in action later on against DX. 276 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,760 [Lawler] What a night this is gonna be. 277 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,061 What a night it's already been. 278 00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:10,663 [Lawler chuckles] Look at this. 279 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:16,202 [Cole] Listen to this crowd of over 17,000. 280 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:19,538 -[music stops] -[crowd cheering] 281 00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:27,246 [Cole] Hey, it's Stephanie and Triple H. 282 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:28,681 This is gonna be interesting, 283 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:31,851 especially after what Triple H did to Chris Jericho 284 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,619 this past Monday on Raw. 285 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,356 [voiceover] There's only one place in the world 286 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,659 to get official one-of-a-kind WWE merchandise. 287 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:43,162 auctions.wwe.com. 288 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,931 Over 50 one-of-a-kind collectible, authenticated, 289 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,366 and autographed items. 290 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,568 You bid, you buy, you win. 291 00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:52,037 All proceeds from July's auctions benefit charity. 292 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,507 auctions.wwe.com. 293 00:12:56,609 --> 00:13:00,045 ♪ Yo, Jimmy, hit me with that Triple H ♪ 294 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,448 ["My Time" playing] 295 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:06,752 ♪ Yeah, you let the music keep playin' Mr. Dumb ♪ 296 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,223 [Cole] Well, King, we know later on tonight 297 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,893 Triple H will take on The Undertaker 298 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,595 in a no disqualification matchup. 299 00:13:16,662 --> 00:13:18,998 But he's on his way to the ring right now 300 00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:22,301 with that infamous sledgehammer in hand. 301 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:26,172 [Lawler] Well, I was… I was hoping that maybe Triple H would come down 302 00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:28,274 with a case of the flu or something, 303 00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:32,511 so that Undertaker with the no disqualification stipulation match 304 00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:33,746 wouldn't have to take place. 305 00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:35,848 [Cole] It was on Raw Monday night. 306 00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:40,986 Triple H with that vicious, heinous attack on Y2J, Chris Jericho, 307 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:42,354 with that sledgehammer, 308 00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:45,357 that landed Jericho in a medical facility. 309 00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:47,660 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, making their way to the ring, 310 00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:51,430 the World Wrestling Entertainment Women's Champion, 311 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:56,435 Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, and Triple H. 312 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,171 [Cole] Well, King, Y2J is convalescing, we understand, 313 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,207 and we're hoping he's gonna be 100% in ten days… 314 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:02,374 [Lawler] Wait. Wait a minute. 315 00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,443 [Cole] …for his matchup with Triple H at Fully Loaded. 316 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,678 [Lawler] Who's hoping that? You? 317 00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:07,580 -[Cole] I'm hoping. -[Lawler] Give me a break. 318 00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:09,481 Even you got to admit… Look at that sledgehammer. 319 00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:12,918 Even you got to admit what a great plan that was by Triple H and DX. 320 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:15,254 -[Cole] Huh? -[Lawler] It was great. Just admit it. 321 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,423 [Cole] Yeah, he fooled everybody. King, I admit it. 322 00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:18,457 He fooled everyone. 323 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:22,161 [Lawler] Especially that idiot Y2J. He finally got what was coming to him, 324 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:23,896 but he still didn't get all he's gonna get. 325 00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,030 You wait, at Fully Loaded. 326 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:27,466 [Cole] Well, for weeks, Triple H has been obsessed 327 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,803 with getting his hands on Y2J, Chris Jericho. 328 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,972 He finally did on Raw Monday night. 329 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,974 Well, actually, he didn't really get his hands on him. 330 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,244 He put that sledgehammer in the gut of Chris Jericho. 331 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,145 [Lawler] Well, you can't blame Triple H. 332 00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:45,918 I mean, that idiot, that slobbery idiot Y2J, had stuck his tongue 333 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,920 so far down Stephanie's throat, 334 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,822 almost had to be pulled out with a crane. 335 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,724 That made Triple H obsessed! 336 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:55,828 [Cole] Then Triple H busting the head of Y2J, Chris Jericho. 337 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,697 You heard the sledgehammer thundering off the steel steps. 338 00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:02,001 Can you imagine that thundering off the flesh of a human being? 339 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,670 [Lawler] It didn't come off, it went in and busted that head 340 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,238 of Jericho's like a melon. 341 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:08,207 It was a beautiful sight. 342 00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:10,743 [crowd cheering] 343 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:12,945 It was just a brilliant plan. 344 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,613 I can't get over how smart The Game is. 345 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,016 I would suggest you bring that sledgehammer out 346 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,784 for that match with The Undertaker later. 347 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,754 You know, Steph, it's… 348 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,023 no secret that… 349 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:27,526 Mick Foley and I have never really gotten along. 350 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,429 I mean, we've never quite seen eye to eye on things. 351 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,600 So, it's no surprise… 352 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,470 that even 10,000 miles away, 353 00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:41,440 Mick Foley is still trying to screw me. 354 00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,846 His latest screw job, tonight, 355 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,251 Mick Foley has taken it upon himself 356 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,086 to book me… 357 00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:59,758 in a no disqualification match… 358 00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:00,659 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. 359 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:01,894 …against none other… 360 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,331 than the American Bad [bleep], 361 00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:06,632 The Undertaker. 362 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,567 [Lawler] Listen to these people, they love it. 363 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,568 [crowd cheering] 364 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,136 They're a bunch of sadists. 365 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:14,606 But, you know, 366 00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:19,011 I've always been one step ahead of Mick Foley. 367 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,312 His whole career, 368 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:24,216 it didn't really matter if he was Mankind. 369 00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,719 It didn't matter if he was Dude Love. 370 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:29,088 It didn't matter if he was Cactus Jack. 371 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,824 I always came out on top. 372 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:34,126 [Lawler] It's true. 373 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:35,627 You got to admit, Michael, that's true. 374 00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:40,566 And now, even after I've beaten him up and retired him, 375 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,636 he's still trying to screw me over. 376 00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:48,073 -[Lawler] Because he's been effective. -And the funny thing is… 377 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,942 [crowd chanting "Slut!"] 378 00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:50,876 [Lawler] Oh, please. 379 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,645 Don't listen to what they're calling Stephanie. 380 00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,349 You-- You peop-- These are like Oakland Raiders fans, 381 00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,417 so what do you expect? 382 00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,319 Do you realize he's got a sledgehammer in his hand? 383 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:01,687 Don't make him come out there. 384 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,257 Like their opinion matters. 385 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:06,859 [Lawler] Right, there you go, just… 386 00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:11,663 But the funny thing about Foley is, now, even though he's the commissioner, 387 00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:13,665 I'm still smarter than he is. 388 00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,200 I'm still one step ahead. 389 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:19,838 And last Monday night on Raw was just more proof of that. 390 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:26,612 I knew Foley would wanna try to protect that little runt Chris Jericho. 391 00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:32,718 Because of all people, Mick Foley knows what I can do when I'm mad. 392 00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:35,821 And for Chris Jericho, 393 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,323 calling you what he's called you… 394 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,326 -[Lawler] Oh… -Mick Foley knows how damn mad I am. 395 00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:44,463 So, he did the… 396 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:49,868 sensible thing and he tried to keep me away from Chris Jericho. 397 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,672 But Jericho was getting what was coming to him. 398 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,507 I made sure of that. 399 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,310 That's why… 400 00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:03,282 I got so upset at Mick Foley's little stipulations. 401 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:08,487 That's why I pretended to be so mad at Road Dogg. 402 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:14,993 That's why we came up with the grand scheme to send… 403 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,297 you, my darling, to the ring… 404 00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:21,233 to call out that little runt Jericho. 405 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,970 And when that failed, as planned… 406 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:26,371 [Lawler] Huh? 407 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:31,110 That's why we threw down that last great, big piece of cheese 408 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:34,546 to draw us one rat. 409 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,483 I'd like to show the world a little piece of footage 410 00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:42,054 of some supreme acting done by myself… 411 00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:44,857 and my best buddy, X-Pac. 412 00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:46,725 -Man, you need to chill. -Yeah. 413 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,327 -How about you and I go at it, huh? -Hey. 414 00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:49,461 -Come on. -What are you doing? 415 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,463 How about you and I go at it? I'm tired of this. 416 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,066 -I ain't the Brooklyn Brawler. -Brooklyn Brawler, huh? 417 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,135 -Hey, wait… -Oh, you want to bring that up? 418 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,036 -Come on, guys. -You and I are going tonight. 419 00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:58,971 You and me. 420 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,106 I've gotta admit it, Steph, 421 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:03,809 that looks like we were really hot at each other, right? 422 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,811 [Lawler] Should've got an Oscar. 423 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,080 Everybody was fooled. I know they were all fooled. 424 00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:11,350 [Lawler] You were fooled, weren't you, Michael? 425 00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:12,384 But that was what sold it. 426 00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:16,321 Right there, the match made between me and X-Pac. 427 00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:20,092 And I knew Jericho couldn't resist. 428 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,195 So, we have our match. 429 00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:24,596 And what a match it is. 430 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:25,764 And I'll tell you what, 431 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:29,201 X-Pac can whip out a hell of an [bleep] kicking. 432 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:30,602 But it was worth it. 433 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,871 Why don't you roll that next little piece of footage… 434 00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,107 and let's see what happens. 435 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,508 [crowd cheering] 436 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:38,977 Here comes the rat to get his cheese. 437 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:45,050 But just when he thinks he's in the clear… 438 00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:48,253 Oh no. What's that? 439 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:52,457 It's the cat, come back to claim the rat. 440 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,060 [Lawler] This was so great. 441 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,161 It was brilliant. 442 00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:58,864 [Triple H] More like the Dogg. 443 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:06,038 And here comes Chris Jericho, getting what Chris Jericho deserves. 444 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,874 [Lawler] Jericho had run in so many times before. 445 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,442 They knew he was gonna do that, Michael. 446 00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:14,379 [Triple H] Now, Jericho, you wanna talk trash? 447 00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:15,414 [Lawler] Oh man. 448 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,083 -[Cole] This is sick, King. -[Triple H] You wanna talk about my wife? 449 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:21,086 Here's a ten-pound sledgehammer for your problems. 450 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:27,960 Chris Jericho, that was just the beginning. 451 00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:31,396 At Fully Loaded, 452 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,732 if you can make it, 453 00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,734 if somehow, Jericho, 454 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:41,240 you can find the guts to drag yourself up from wherever you're holed up 455 00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:45,010 licking your wounds and make it to Fully Loaded, 456 00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:51,183 I am gonna finish what I started Monday night on Raw. 457 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,418 [Lawler] Wow. 458 00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:55,087 [Triple H] Chris Jericho, 459 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,156 if you wanna talk about my beautiful wife… 460 00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:00,792 [crowd shouting] 461 00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:04,496 …then you had better be ready to pay the ultimate price. 462 00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:08,000 Now, as far as tonight goes, 463 00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:10,669 and The Undertaker… 464 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,274 Undertaker… 465 00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:18,977 you wanna play this Game? 466 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:25,117 Well, pal, I got one more piece of footage that I want you to take a look at, 467 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:28,086 and I want you to look at it real good. 468 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,155 [Lawler] What could this be? 469 00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:34,326 [Triple H] This is what happens when you screw with me. 470 00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:35,527 [indistinct chatter] 471 00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:37,663 You get loaded into an ambulance… 472 00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:39,164 [X-Pac laughs] 473 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:41,767 …and you get carried away. 474 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,502 -[crowd booing] -[Lawler laughs] 475 00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:44,803 Undertaker… 476 00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:51,109 this is no game. 477 00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:57,382 And as of now, I'm no longer playing. 478 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,252 -[Lawler] Wow. -["My Time" playing] 479 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,255 [Cole] Well, King, Triple H may need that sledgehammer tonight. 480 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,091 He goes one-on-one with The Undertaker 481 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,927 in a no disqualification matchup. 482 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,395 [Lawler] Well, I was worried. 483 00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:12,531 Yeah. Thanks to Foley, he made that stipulation, 484 00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:15,100 but you heard The Game, he sounds confident. 485 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,401 He's no longer playing. 486 00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:19,771 [Cole] Can you believe, Triple H and The Undertaker, tonight. 487 00:22:20,939 --> 00:22:23,442 Hey, it's Road Dogg and Lita. 488 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,678 Well, this is interesting, King, because the Hardys and DX 489 00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:29,414 meet in a tag team matchup next. 490 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:31,416 How dare you. 491 00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:32,751 -Ow! -[Cole] Wait a minute! 492 00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:34,119 Lita just slapped Road Dogg. 493 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,020 Hey, hey, hey. 494 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:37,122 [Cole] What was that all about? There are The Hardy Boyz. 495 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,623 Keep your dog on a leash. 496 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:39,524 Hey, come on, man. 497 00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:42,394 [Cole] Some agents out there trying to separate these two teams. 498 00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:43,762 [indistinct shouting] 499 00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:45,263 This could explode! 500 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:47,566 Hardy Boyz, DX, next. 501 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:52,471 [voiceover] And now, the WWE Burn of the Week, 502 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:54,005 brought to you by Stacker2, 503 00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:55,741 the world's strongest fat burner. 504 00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:58,677 Burn with them on the web at stacker2.com. 505 00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:03,048 [Cole] Moments ago, Road Dogg saying something to Lita that upset her, 506 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:07,219 and then the explosion between The Hardy Boyz and DX. 507 00:23:07,285 --> 00:23:08,387 [arguing] 508 00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:10,655 These two meet in a tag team matchup. 509 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,591 What a match. Coming up next. 510 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,161 ♪ D-Generation X ♪ 511 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,063 ♪ The King of Rock, who? The King of Rock, what? ♪ 512 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:20,499 [Cole] Well, King, you just saw moments ago, 513 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:22,300 Lita slapping the Road Dogg. 514 00:23:22,367 --> 00:23:25,103 What in the world did Road Dogg do to Lita to deserve that? 515 00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:27,072 [Lawler] I don't know. That Lita's got a hair trigger. 516 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:30,308 I mean, he could have been complimenting her hair or something, 517 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:32,344 and she slapped the taste out of his mouth. 518 00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:35,680 Maybe he was telling her what a nice tattoo she has on her shoulder. 519 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:39,351 -It is a doozy, you know. -["The Kings" by Run-DMC playing] 520 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,521 [Cole] Coming up right now, DX is gonna take on The Hardy Boyz 521 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:43,922 in tag team action. 522 00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:47,025 -[bell rings] -Look at Road Dogg, he's hot. 523 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:50,028 [announcer] The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. 524 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:53,965 In the ring at a combined weight of 462 pounds, 525 00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:58,069 X-Pac and the Road Dogg, D-Generation X. 526 00:23:58,136 --> 00:24:01,239 [Cole] Well, X-Pac and the Road Dogg can be called the accomplices 527 00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:03,775 for that brutal attack on Y2J 528 00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:06,978 this past Monday night on Raw by Triple H. 529 00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:07,979 [music continues] 530 00:24:08,046 --> 00:24:10,315 [Lawler] What category were they? Best supporting actors, right? 531 00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:12,150 [Cole] Right. They had me fooled. 532 00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:14,553 They had you fooled. They had the whole world fooled. 533 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,688 -[Lawler] I suspected something. -Cut the music! 534 00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:18,657 [Lawler] I knew Triple H had some sort of great plan. 535 00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:23,962 Oakland, California, welcome to the Dogg House. 536 00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:26,898 [cheering] 537 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,567 [Lawler] Some real barkers here. 538 00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:34,973 Now, this goes to The Hardy Boyz and I emphasize the word "Boyz." 539 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,642 You keep your dog on a leash, 540 00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:39,644 because this Dogg bites 541 00:24:39,711 --> 00:24:41,713 and we're about to kick [bleep]. 542 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:43,181 [crowd cheering] 543 00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:46,418 ["Loaded" playing] 544 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:52,190 [announcer] And their opponents, being accompanied to the ring by Lita, 545 00:24:52,257 --> 00:24:54,326 from Cameron, North Carolina, 546 00:24:54,392 --> 00:24:57,562 at a combined weight of 440 pounds, 547 00:24:57,629 --> 00:25:01,566 Matt and Jeff, The Hardy Boyz. 548 00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:04,769 [Cole] A little bit ago on SmackDown, we saw The Hardy Boyz and Lita 549 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:06,104 dancing and having fun. 550 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:08,039 Well, it's not about fun anymore. 551 00:25:08,106 --> 00:25:12,677 The Hardy Boyz take on DX in a huge tag team matchup, 552 00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:13,778 right here on SmackDown. 553 00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:16,414 [Lawler] And I'm gonna tell you, Lita better understand right now. 554 00:25:16,481 --> 00:25:18,717 See, the Road Dogg is not Trish Stratus. 555 00:25:18,783 --> 00:25:21,353 She just can't go out here and start slapping people around 556 00:25:21,419 --> 00:25:22,888 like she's done to Trish. 557 00:25:23,755 --> 00:25:24,689 Road Dogg will bite. 558 00:25:24,756 --> 00:25:28,460 [Cole] Well, Lita was obviously prompted by something Road Dogg said. 559 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:31,329 [Lawler] Oh, what can he say? Come on. Give me a break. 560 00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:33,498 [Cole] Oh, I'm sure plenty of things, King. 561 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:37,002 Well, we've been told, King, that The Rock is here. 562 00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:39,170 -He is here at the Oakland Arena and… -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 563 00:25:39,237 --> 00:25:41,439 [Cole] I'm wondering what kind of mood The Rock's gonna be in 564 00:25:41,506 --> 00:25:43,708 following what happened on Raw this past Monday night 565 00:25:43,775 --> 00:25:46,044 involving Chris Benoit. 566 00:25:46,745 --> 00:25:49,381 [Lawler] Well, I can assure you that ever since last Monday, 567 00:25:49,447 --> 00:25:52,517 Rock's had… he's had those Crippler Crossface nightmares. 568 00:25:53,118 --> 00:25:54,252 He can't be in a good mood. 569 00:25:55,086 --> 00:25:57,088 [Cole] The Road Dogg and X-Pac set to take on 570 00:25:57,155 --> 00:25:58,990 Matt and Jeff, The Hardy Boyz, tag team action. 571 00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:00,859 -[Lawler] Look! -[Cole] Oh! 572 00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:03,595 And later on tonight, King, Tag Team Titles will be on the line 573 00:26:03,662 --> 00:26:05,463 in a match set up by Commissioner Mick Foley. 574 00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:07,732 The Number One Contenders, the Acolytes, 575 00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:10,435 finally get their hands on the Tag Team Champs, 576 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:11,570 Edge and Christian. 577 00:26:11,636 --> 00:26:13,905 [Lawler] Well, I'll tell you what, whoever wins this match, 578 00:26:13,972 --> 00:26:15,640 this tag team would be in the running… 579 00:26:15,707 --> 00:26:17,208 [Cole] Cover by Road Dogg and a kickout. 580 00:26:17,275 --> 00:26:19,644 [Lawler] The winner of this match will be right into the running 581 00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:21,913 for a shot at the WWE Tag Titles. 582 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:23,748 [Cole] Matt Hardy battling away on the Road Dogg. 583 00:26:23,815 --> 00:26:25,383 What were you saying earlier on, King, 584 00:26:25,450 --> 00:26:28,486 Mick Foley, forcing Edge and Christian to undergo a battery of medical tests? 585 00:26:28,553 --> 00:26:30,622 [Lawler] Yeah. I mean, a complete physical. 586 00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:34,259 -I mean, their temperature was taken. -[Road Dogg] Shut up! 587 00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:35,927 [Lawler] Rectally. Ha! 588 00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:37,996 I mean, it was everything you could imagine. 589 00:26:38,063 --> 00:26:39,197 [Cole] Here's one for you. 590 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:41,232 Maybe the Commissioner didn't trust Edge and Christian? 591 00:26:41,299 --> 00:26:43,468 Boot to the face by Matt Hardy on the Road Dogg. 592 00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:44,502 Road Dogg's in trouble. 593 00:26:44,569 --> 00:26:46,938 Matt Hardy off the top rope, knocking Road Dogg down, 594 00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:48,073 hooks the leg… Two. 595 00:26:48,139 --> 00:26:49,808 Kickout by Road Dogg. 596 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,510 DX and the Hardys, you make a good point. 597 00:26:52,577 --> 00:26:56,114 Winner of this matchup will be in the running for the Tag Team Titles. 598 00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:58,083 Double-team by The Hardy Boyz. Ooh! 599 00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:01,853 Poetry in motion, Matt and Jeff Hardy, as Lita looks on. 600 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,421 Cover by Jeff. Two. 601 00:27:03,488 --> 00:27:05,123 Kickout by the Road Dogg. 602 00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:07,525 [Lawler] Speaking of motion, that Lita's got some nice motion. 603 00:27:07,592 --> 00:27:09,828 Hey, don't forget that other match 604 00:27:09,894 --> 00:27:12,263 that our brilliant commissioner has put together, 605 00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:13,631 that handicap tag match. 606 00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:15,600 [Cole] That's right, Eddie Guerrero and Chyna 607 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:19,371 finally get their hands on Chris Benoit here tonight. 608 00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:20,905 [Lawler] Is that fair? Two against one? 609 00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:22,507 -Oh! -[Cole] Yes, it is fair. 610 00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:24,809 Considering what Benoit has done to Chyna in recent weeks. 611 00:27:24,876 --> 00:27:27,646 -The Crippler Crossface. -[Lawler] You see that ill-fated flight? 612 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,682 The old risk-taker bit the dirt, didn't he? 613 00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:34,552 [Cole] Into the ring, hammering away on Jeff Hardy, taking advantage. 614 00:27:34,619 --> 00:27:36,287 X-Pac and Road Dogg, 615 00:27:36,354 --> 00:27:39,090 part of that vicious attack on Chris Jericho 616 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:41,793 that landed Chris Jericho in a medical facility 617 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:43,228 this past Monday on Raw. 618 00:27:43,294 --> 00:27:45,630 -[Lawler] Look at this. -[Cole] Great balance by Jeff Hardy. 619 00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:47,699 [Lawler] Another that didn't work. Well, sort of did. 620 00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:49,200 [Cole] X-Pac… Oh, look at this! 621 00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:51,403 Good counter. Hurricanrana by Jeff Hardy. 622 00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:53,738 Road Dogg in the ring, he catches a right hand. 623 00:27:53,805 --> 00:27:55,740 [Lawler] This Jeff Hardy, all he can think about 624 00:27:55,807 --> 00:27:58,443 is doing these wild, risk-taking maneuvers 625 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,111 to try to please the fans. Oh! 626 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:02,213 He could end up shortening his career doing that. 627 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,349 [Cole] Jeff Hardy is like a rubber band man, King. 628 00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:05,784 He's elastic. 629 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:06,851 [Lawler] The what? 630 00:28:06,918 --> 00:28:08,953 -[Cole] The rubber band man. -[Lawler] Rubber band man… 631 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:12,123 [Cole] Stretch him in all kinds of directions, he keeps coming back. 632 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:13,792 Matt Hardy with the right hands to X-Pac. 633 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:16,661 Whipped across the ring, and a boot to the back by Road Dogg, 634 00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:18,863 followed up by a heel kick by X-Pac. 635 00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:20,398 [Lawler] Now that's teamwork for you. 636 00:28:20,465 --> 00:28:23,268 You don't have to go flying around all over the arena. 637 00:28:23,334 --> 00:28:25,637 Just kick him in the back, kick him in the front. 638 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:28,139 [Cole] Well, Commissioner Foley set up another big matchup tonight. 639 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:29,174 [Lawler] More? 640 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,342 Your King of the Ring, your Olympic hero, 641 00:28:31,409 --> 00:28:34,546 Kurt Angle, is gonna have to go one-on-one with Kane. 642 00:28:34,612 --> 00:28:36,214 [Lawler] What was Foley thinking there? 643 00:28:36,748 --> 00:28:37,682 Huh? You tell me. 644 00:28:37,749 --> 00:28:39,084 [Cole] I sort of like the matchup. 645 00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:40,618 [Lawler] Oh, I guess you do. 646 00:28:40,685 --> 00:28:42,153 [Cole] Now, look at Road Dogg. 647 00:28:43,021 --> 00:28:44,956 Referee sending Jeff Hardy back in his corner, 648 00:28:45,023 --> 00:28:48,026 allows the Road Dogg to go to work on Matt Hardy. 649 00:28:48,093 --> 00:28:50,328 [Lawler] I'm still trying to figure out what the Road Dogg said 650 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:52,130 that deserved that slap from Lita. 651 00:28:52,197 --> 00:28:53,631 [Cole] Well, I'm sure it wasn't nice. 652 00:28:53,698 --> 00:28:55,066 I'm sure it can't be repeated. 653 00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:57,068 [Lawler] Maybe something about Jeff Hardy's hair. 654 00:28:57,869 --> 00:28:59,003 [Cole] Oh, a shot there. 655 00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:01,406 [Lawler] There's nothing nice you can say about that. 656 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:02,674 [Cole] Another by Matt Hardy. 657 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,577 And Matt off the ropes, Road Dogg ducks underneath the right hand. 658 00:29:05,643 --> 00:29:07,612 Here comes the lefts from the Road Dogg. 659 00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:10,248 [Lawler] Yes! You can jive, Road Dogg. 660 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:13,318 -[Cole] Right hand to Matt Hardy. -[Lawler] Did you hear that? 661 00:29:13,384 --> 00:29:16,254 [Cole] Shake, Rattle and Roll time for the Road Dogg. 662 00:29:16,321 --> 00:29:18,923 -[Lawler] That could do it. -[Cole] Cover on Matt Hardy, could be it. 663 00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:21,993 There's two. Matt Hardy gets the shoulder up before the count of three. 664 00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:26,030 [Lawler] I'm surprised Road Dogg didn't do that to Lita when she slapped him. 665 00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:30,068 [Cole] Mick Foley setting up Triple H against The Undertaker, one-on-one, 666 00:29:30,135 --> 00:29:32,036 no disqualification, later tonight. 667 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:34,038 What about Triple H, King, telling The Undertaker, 668 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,273 "This is no game." 669 00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:38,243 "If you mess with me, you get carted off to a hospital." 670 00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:41,246 [Lawler] Well, he made the example. Hey! Check it out. 671 00:29:41,312 --> 00:29:43,181 -Ya-hoo! -[Cole] The Broncobuster! 672 00:29:43,248 --> 00:29:45,617 X-Pac with the Broncobuster on Matt Hardy. 673 00:29:45,683 --> 00:29:46,651 [cheering] 674 00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:47,685 [Lawler] Oh yeah! 675 00:29:47,752 --> 00:29:50,255 [Cole] And the celebration by X-Pac. 676 00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:51,623 [crowd booing] 677 00:29:51,689 --> 00:29:53,725 [Lawler] Come on, you gotta admit that was good. 678 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,727 [Cole] Yeah, perhaps premature, however, King. 679 00:29:55,793 --> 00:29:57,061 [Lawler] What do you mean? 680 00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:59,898 [Cole] These Hardy Boyz are never down and out. 681 00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:02,433 [Lawler] I think Matt was just down. 682 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,602 [Cole] Matt Hardy into the corner, double-teamed by DX. 683 00:30:04,669 --> 00:30:05,803 Oh no! 684 00:30:05,870 --> 00:30:07,639 Clothesline to Road Dogg. 685 00:30:07,705 --> 00:30:10,575 That's what I mean, the resilience of The Hardy Boyz, 686 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:11,876 as Lita cheers Matt on. 687 00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:13,378 He needs to make a tag. 688 00:30:13,444 --> 00:30:14,779 Come on, come on. 689 00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:16,881 [Lawler] He needs to get a new hairdresser. 690 00:30:17,515 --> 00:30:18,416 Get up, X-Pac. 691 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,717 [crowd cheering] 692 00:30:19,784 --> 00:30:21,619 [Cole] Matt Hardy, can he get to his brother Jeff? 693 00:30:21,686 --> 00:30:23,021 He does. Here comes Jeff Hardy. 694 00:30:23,087 --> 00:30:23,988 [Lawler] Look at this. 695 00:30:24,055 --> 00:30:26,658 -Look at him get into the ring. -[Cole] Over the top rope. Oh, look out. 696 00:30:26,724 --> 00:30:29,127 Ooh! Double dropkick to DX. 697 00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:35,333 And the daredevil Matt Hardy puts X-Pac into the corner. 698 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,202 Oh, look out. Here's Jeff now. 699 00:30:37,268 --> 00:30:39,804 Oh, Jeff Hardy into the sternum. 700 00:30:40,905 --> 00:30:43,508 The double-team continues for The Hardy Boyz. 701 00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:44,542 Jeff again. 702 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,714 -[Lawler] Oh no. -[Cole] Look out. 703 00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:50,748 Setting him up. 704 00:30:50,815 --> 00:30:51,850 [Lawler] Twist of Fate! 705 00:30:51,916 --> 00:30:54,018 [Cole] Twist of Fate by Matt Hardy. 706 00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:57,488 Jeff Hardy, top rope, going for the Swanton Bomb. 707 00:30:57,989 --> 00:30:58,990 Incoming! 708 00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:00,458 [crowd cheering] 709 00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:01,659 Jeff Hardy connects. 710 00:31:01,726 --> 00:31:03,394 The cover. There's two… 711 00:31:03,461 --> 00:31:04,395 Wait a minute. 712 00:31:04,462 --> 00:31:05,997 No, X-Pac's still down. 713 00:31:06,731 --> 00:31:09,834 The Hardys haven't won and Road Dogg got involved. 714 00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:11,069 [Lawler] Look out. 715 00:31:11,135 --> 00:31:12,203 [Cole] Oh, look out. 716 00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:14,472 -[Lawler] Hey, hey, hey, hey. -[Cole] What's this now? 717 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,274 -T & A and Val Venis. -[Lawler] We got visitors. 718 00:31:16,341 --> 00:31:18,276 [Cole] Along with that witch, Trish Stratus. 719 00:31:18,343 --> 00:31:20,545 -[Lawler] Hey, Lita. -[Cole] Lita better turn around. 720 00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:21,946 [Lawler] Here's the welcome wagon. 721 00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:24,415 [Cole] Revenge time for Trish on Lita. 722 00:31:25,283 --> 00:31:27,218 Matt Hardy going to Lita's aid. 723 00:31:27,285 --> 00:31:28,586 [Lawler] She's choking her out. 724 00:31:28,653 --> 00:31:29,921 [Cole] Trish has got Lita. 725 00:31:29,988 --> 00:31:31,356 Trish is choking Lita. 726 00:31:31,422 --> 00:31:32,857 [Lawler] Front facelock, that's great. 727 00:31:32,924 --> 00:31:34,325 -Oh! -[Cole] Oh, look out! 728 00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:35,426 Into the X-Factor. 729 00:31:36,461 --> 00:31:37,662 Hooks the leg. 730 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:38,997 DX picks up the win. 731 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:39,898 [bell rings] 732 00:31:39,964 --> 00:31:42,500 [Lawler] And Trish is picking up Lita, right off the ground. 733 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:45,770 -[Cole] The Hardy Boyz had this won, King. -[announcer] Your winners, D-Generation X! 734 00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:47,372 [Lawler] What do you mean, they had it won? 735 00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:48,539 ["The Kings" playing] 736 00:31:48,606 --> 00:31:51,209 [Cole] The Hardy Boyz had this matchup won. 737 00:31:51,276 --> 00:31:52,910 Trish has got Lita. 738 00:31:52,977 --> 00:31:55,313 ♪ The King of Rock, what? The King of Rock, who? ♪ 739 00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:56,981 [Cole] DX is lucky here. 740 00:31:57,048 --> 00:31:59,417 They pick up the victory over The Hardy Boyz. 741 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,820 [Lawler] A great victory for DX, you've got to admit. 742 00:32:03,888 --> 00:32:07,659 [Cole] Well, this rivalry between DX and The Hardy Boyz, far from over. 743 00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:11,062 And check it out, Trish coming on and grabbing Lita, King. 744 00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:12,897 [Lawler] This is not over either. 745 00:32:12,964 --> 00:32:15,833 Trish and Lita, I guarantee it. This is not over. 746 00:32:16,334 --> 00:32:18,269 And while that was going on, look at this. 747 00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:20,705 [Cole] Jeff Hardy, top rope, high-risk maneuver. 748 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:23,808 And Road Dogg, shoving Jeff Hardy into the X-Factor. 749 00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:25,743 X-Pac picks up the win. 750 00:32:25,810 --> 00:32:31,049 DX defeat The Hardy Boyz, but this rivalry is far from over. 751 00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:34,152 [Cole] We're back on SmackDown, King. 752 00:32:34,218 --> 00:32:37,121 Check it out, Charles Woodson, Tyrone Wheatley from the Oakland Raiders. 753 00:32:37,188 --> 00:32:39,957 [Lawler] Yeah. I can remember when the Oakland Raiders were a good team. 754 00:32:40,024 --> 00:32:43,294 But the big news is the XFL is coming to Los Angeles 755 00:32:43,361 --> 00:32:45,263 and Las Vegas. What about that? 756 00:32:45,763 --> 00:32:49,400 [Cole] Well, if the XFL is as hard-hitting as the Rock-Benoit rivalry, 757 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:50,735 look out. 758 00:32:53,071 --> 00:32:55,673 [Shane McMahon] Chris Benoit is a man with deadly focus. 759 00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:58,009 [Jim Ross] Benoit, the Crossface on The Rock. 760 00:32:58,076 --> 00:33:01,879 [Shane] Chris Benoit is a man that is cold-hearted. 761 00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:04,749 [Ross] Benoit rippin' and tearin' at The Rock. 762 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:09,354 [Shane] Chris Benoit is a man that is absolutely ruthless. 763 00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:11,322 [Ross] The Rock has been punished. 764 00:33:11,389 --> 00:33:12,757 The Rock has been tortured. 765 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:15,426 [Benoit] I'm the greatest technical wrestler 766 00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:18,629 in the history of the WWE. 767 00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:23,434 I'm asking The Rock to prove me wrong. 768 00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:27,372 [Ross] The WWE Champion, The Rock, is standing tall. 769 00:33:27,438 --> 00:33:29,273 Looking a hole in Benoit. 770 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:32,010 [The Rock] The Rock has no problem proving you wrong. 771 00:33:32,076 --> 00:33:34,846 Just bring it, jabronies. Just bring it. 772 00:33:34,912 --> 00:33:37,715 [Ross] The stakes are high for both Benoit and The Rock, 773 00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:39,384 especially for Benoit. 774 00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:43,988 Benoit wins tonight, he'll get The Rock for the WWE Title at Fully Loaded. 775 00:33:44,055 --> 00:33:47,024 What the hell is going on? Shane McMahon just… 776 00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:49,727 He just… Wait a minute. 777 00:33:49,794 --> 00:33:50,995 Well, this is not fair. 778 00:33:51,062 --> 00:33:53,531 -[Lawler] Oh, look out, Shane. -[Ross] This is not fair at all. 779 00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:57,135 And The Rock chasing Shane McMahon right back into the ring 780 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:59,904 where the Wolverine is waiting, and down goes The Rock. 781 00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:02,373 Benoit has got the Crossface on The Rock. 782 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,108 [Lawler] He's got it locked in. This is it! 783 00:34:04,175 --> 00:34:06,477 [Ross] Could almost hear The Rock's neck and shoulder tearing. 784 00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:08,479 Look at the strain on Benoit's face. 785 00:34:08,546 --> 00:34:10,615 The Rock is writhing in pain. 786 00:34:10,681 --> 00:34:12,717 The Rock trying to get to that bottom rope. 787 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,119 He's reaching for the rope. 788 00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:16,621 -[Shane] Ring the bell! -[bell rings] 789 00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:18,222 -[Ross] Ring the bell? -[Lawler] What? 790 00:34:18,289 --> 00:34:23,461 And your winner and soon to be World Wrestling Entertainment Champion, 791 00:34:23,528 --> 00:34:25,830 as a result of a tap-out… 792 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:28,900 -[Lawler] "Tap-out"? -[Shane] …my friend, Chris Benoit. 793 00:34:28,966 --> 00:34:32,036 -[Ross] That's not a tap-out. "Tap-out"? -[Lawler] Look at The Rock! 794 00:34:32,103 --> 00:34:34,272 [Ross] The Rock was reaching for the rope. Come on! 795 00:34:34,338 --> 00:34:37,875 [Lilian Garcia] Ladies and gentlemen, referee Earl Hebner has informed me 796 00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:40,144 that due to outside interference, 797 00:34:40,211 --> 00:34:44,715 the winner of this match on disqualification is The Rock. 798 00:34:44,782 --> 00:34:45,983 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] What?! 799 00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:47,585 [Ross] Hebner reversed the decision. 800 00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:49,620 What's Benoit gonna do, pick on Earl Hebner? 801 00:34:49,687 --> 00:34:50,721 [Lawler] Look out! Oh! 802 00:34:50,788 --> 00:34:51,789 [Ross] The Rock's up. 803 00:34:51,856 --> 00:34:52,857 The Rock is up. 804 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,859 The Rock is trying to get to Benoit. 805 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:56,928 [Lawler] Oh, wait a minute. 806 00:34:56,994 --> 00:35:00,331 [Ross] My God, The Rock has just Rock Bottomed the referee. 807 00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:02,133 The Rock is a wounded animal 808 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,001 at the hands of Chris Benoit. 809 00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:07,705 ["Radicalz" playing] 810 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:10,775 [Cole] Well, King, we know The Rock is here tonight in Oakland 811 00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:11,809 for SmackDown, 812 00:35:11,876 --> 00:35:15,413 and I'm sure he viewed what happened this past Monday night on Raw. 813 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,148 [Lawler] You saw the look on The Rock's face. 814 00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:18,950 That picture tells it all. 815 00:35:19,016 --> 00:35:21,319 I mean, he is beside himself. 816 00:35:22,153 --> 00:35:24,021 Oh baby. Speaking of being beside something. 817 00:35:24,088 --> 00:35:26,290 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 818 00:35:26,357 --> 00:35:28,993 Making his way to the ring, from Tampa, Florida, 819 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:31,162 weighing in at 220 pounds, 820 00:35:31,662 --> 00:35:35,433 he's the World Wrestling Entertainment Light Heavyweight Champion, 821 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,134 Dean Malenko. 822 00:35:37,201 --> 00:35:39,470 [Lawler] I'm starting to get a lot more respect for Dean Malenko. 823 00:35:39,537 --> 00:35:41,172 He is truly a real ladies' man. 824 00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,307 [Cole] You know, Dean Malenko likes to refer to himself 825 00:35:43,374 --> 00:35:45,643 as James Bond-like. 826 00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:48,613 -["What Does Everybody Want?" playing] -[Lawler] Oh no. Look at this idiot. 827 00:35:49,747 --> 00:35:51,315 -Oh my gosh. -[announcer] And his opponent… 828 00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:53,217 -[Cole] Oh, please. -…from Lima, Ohio… 829 00:35:53,284 --> 00:35:55,353 [Lawler] He's a real ladies'-- Oh, look! 830 00:35:55,419 --> 00:35:56,320 Watch it. 831 00:35:56,387 --> 00:35:59,056 [announcer] …Al Snow. 832 00:35:59,123 --> 00:36:01,359 [Lawler] That's the only kind of date Al Snow can get. 833 00:36:01,425 --> 00:36:02,894 Inflatable. [cackles] 834 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,663 [Cole] He's obviously poking fun at Dean Malenko with the ladies 835 00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:07,298 he brings to ringside, King. 836 00:36:07,365 --> 00:36:09,567 [Lawler] No, he's not. Those are his real girlfriends. 837 00:36:09,634 --> 00:36:10,535 [Cole] Oh, come on. 838 00:36:10,601 --> 00:36:12,103 [Lawler] I can assure you. 839 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,671 Look at the mouth on that one. 840 00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:16,707 [Cole] How do you know, King? You double dated? 841 00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:18,176 [Lawler] What are you talking about? 842 00:36:18,242 --> 00:36:19,210 Look at this. 843 00:36:19,277 --> 00:36:20,578 [crowd cheering] 844 00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:22,513 [Cole] Oh, Al Snow, I'll tell you what. 845 00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:26,651 [Lawler] I think he has some sort of latex fetish. 846 00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:30,121 [Cole] You got to admit Al Snow is out there, but he's, uh… [laughs] 847 00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:32,490 -He likes to have fun. -[Lawler] Oh, she fell down. 848 00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:34,158 [Cole] He's enjoying what he's doing. 849 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,696 He's propping them… propping them up right at ringside, 850 00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:40,031 like Malenko's ladies. 851 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,333 [Lawler] What are you talking about? 852 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,268 [Cole] I don't think Dean finds it too funny. 853 00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:47,738 [Lawler] I don't think it's… It's not funny either. It's kind of sad. 854 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:52,143 [Cole] Well, Dean Malenko goes to work one-on-one against Al Snow, 855 00:36:52,677 --> 00:36:56,981 who has returned, much to your dismay, King, to his persona of, uh… 856 00:36:57,548 --> 00:36:59,217 Al Snow along with that mannequin head. 857 00:36:59,283 --> 00:37:01,586 [Lawler] No, I mean, Al Snow has got a split personality. 858 00:37:01,652 --> 00:37:03,621 -And I hate both of them. -[Cole] Yeah, he's Sybil-like. 859 00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:06,524 Up over the top. Look at this. Dean Malenko with the cartwheels. 860 00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:09,160 -And look out. -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 861 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,962 [Cole] Al Snow in trouble. 862 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:14,131 He's… You saw the look on The Rock, King. 863 00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:17,101 Oh, look out. Dean Malenko up over the top of Al Snow. 864 00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:20,838 You saw the look on The Rock, King, following Raw this past Monday night. 865 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,240 [Lawler] Safe. Oh! 866 00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:24,709 [Cole] The look in the eyes of The Rock as he stared back 867 00:37:24,775 --> 00:37:27,178 at Chris Benoit and Shane McMahon. 868 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,679 And The Rock's had a couple of days 869 00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:30,648 to digest what happened on Raw Monday night, 870 00:37:30,715 --> 00:37:32,650 and you have to believe the People's Champ 871 00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:34,619 is not in a pleasant mood. 872 00:37:35,119 --> 00:37:36,821 [Lawler] Well, I'm telling you. I've heard that… 873 00:37:36,887 --> 00:37:38,856 I've heard… My sources have told me that… 874 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,524 that this situation has got The Rock… 875 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:44,295 I mean, he's madder about this than anything he's been his entire career. 876 00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:47,832 [Cole] Leapfrog by… Uh-oh. …Malenko, a block by Al Snow. 877 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:52,570 Tonight, Commissioner Mick Foley has set up a no disqualification matchup 878 00:37:52,637 --> 00:37:54,739 between Triple H and The Undertaker. 879 00:37:55,373 --> 00:37:56,207 Ooh. 880 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,876 Nice side Russian leg sweep by Al Snow. 881 00:37:58,943 --> 00:37:59,977 [Lawler] Instead of Al Snow, 882 00:38:00,044 --> 00:38:02,513 can we get a shot of Dean Malenko's lovely ladies? 883 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:05,049 [Cole] Oh. Kicks to the side of the head by Al Snow. 884 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,951 What about Al Snow's lovely ladies? 885 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:07,952 [Lawler] Oh, please. 886 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:09,887 Oh man. 887 00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:12,356 [Cole] Right-hand clothesline, Al Snow knocking Malenko down. 888 00:38:12,423 --> 00:38:13,557 Look out. Cover by Al Snow. 889 00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:14,725 -One, two. -[Cole] There's two. 890 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:15,893 And Malenko kicks out. 891 00:38:16,594 --> 00:38:18,396 [Lawler] Well, they might be your type. 892 00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:19,897 At least they'd never have a headache. 893 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:20,865 [Cole] Oh, please. 894 00:38:20,931 --> 00:38:22,700 Al Snow slamming Dean Malenko. 895 00:38:22,767 --> 00:38:24,568 We talked about The Rock being here in Oakland. 896 00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:26,470 Chris Benoit is here as well. 897 00:38:26,537 --> 00:38:28,139 And he's gonna have his hands full 898 00:38:28,205 --> 00:38:31,242 in a handicap matchup against Chyna and Eddie Guerrero. 899 00:38:31,308 --> 00:38:33,411 You think The Rock's upset with Chris Benoit, 900 00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:37,014 Chyna and Eddie Guerrero seething at the fact that Chris Benoit 901 00:38:37,081 --> 00:38:40,484 has, a couple of times, placed that Crippler Crossface on Chyna. 902 00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:42,653 [Lawler] Another one of those stupid Mick Foley matches 903 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:43,888 that he set up here tonight. 904 00:38:44,722 --> 00:38:47,591 [Cole] Well, Mick Foley set up a couple of good matches here tonight. 905 00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:48,826 Oh. 906 00:38:48,893 --> 00:38:50,528 Malenko whipped into the corner. 907 00:38:50,594 --> 00:38:52,063 [Lawler] Oh, the girls are down again. 908 00:38:52,129 --> 00:38:52,963 Oh, look at this! 909 00:38:53,030 --> 00:38:54,665 -[crowd cheering] -[Cole laughs] 910 00:38:54,732 --> 00:38:56,634 [Cole] A little bit of inspiration for Al Snow. 911 00:38:57,635 --> 00:38:59,603 [Lawler] I think that was a French kiss too. 912 00:39:00,237 --> 00:39:03,307 [Cole] Malenko in trouble. Al Snow in control of this matchup. 913 00:39:03,374 --> 00:39:04,575 Oh, look out. 914 00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:08,412 [Lawler] Foley will probably hear about this. He's all the way over in Jakarta, 915 00:39:08,479 --> 00:39:10,014 but he checks out wwe.com. 916 00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:12,616 [Cole] Malenko with a nice counter and trying to set up Al Snow 917 00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:13,918 for the Texas cloverleaf. 918 00:39:13,984 --> 00:39:15,252 Can he get it locked in here? 919 00:39:15,319 --> 00:39:18,556 Al Snow knows he's in trouble, trying to make his way to the ropes. 920 00:39:18,622 --> 00:39:20,558 And look, Malenko's got the cloverleaf locked in, 921 00:39:20,624 --> 00:39:23,260 and Al Snow wisely grabs the rope. 922 00:39:23,327 --> 00:39:25,863 That's a veteran maneuver by Al Snow. 923 00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:28,566 [Lawler] If Shane McMahon had been referee, that'd been a tap out. 924 00:39:28,632 --> 00:39:29,900 [Cole] Of course it would have. 925 00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:32,203 You know darn well The Rock never tapped out 926 00:39:32,269 --> 00:39:33,671 on Raw Monday night to the Crossface. 927 00:39:33,738 --> 00:39:35,106 [Lawler] Oh, come on. Really… I did… 928 00:39:35,172 --> 00:39:39,310 In Shane's defense, I did see The Rock raise his hand up and come down 929 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:40,211 and tap on the mat. 930 00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:42,313 [Cole] He was reaching for the rope and he missed it. 931 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,714 [Lawler] Well, that's a technicality. 932 00:39:43,781 --> 00:39:45,549 You see that was… It was a judgment call. 933 00:39:45,616 --> 00:39:48,352 [Cole] Wait a minute. Al Snow trying to set Malenko up, 934 00:39:48,419 --> 00:39:50,554 and Malenko hammering away with the right hands. 935 00:39:50,621 --> 00:39:53,090 [Lawler] Don't hit him in the head, Dean, that won't hurt him. 936 00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:56,160 There you go. That'll do some damage. 937 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,329 Light Heavyweight Champion, Dean Malenko. 938 00:39:58,395 --> 00:40:01,198 [Lawler] Can we get one shot of his girls, Dean's girls? 939 00:40:01,265 --> 00:40:02,366 [Cole] Oh, look out. 940 00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:05,236 [Lawler] I like the one in the pink, pretty in pink. 941 00:40:05,302 --> 00:40:06,670 [Cole] Al Snow telegraphed that one. 942 00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:08,806 -[alarm blaring] -Malenko knocked him down… Wait a minute. 943 00:40:08,873 --> 00:40:09,974 Warning. 944 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,410 -[Lawler] What's this? -[Cole] It's Steven Richards. 945 00:40:12,476 --> 00:40:14,078 [alarm continues] 946 00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:16,547 And Steven Richards got Al Snow's dates. 947 00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:18,849 [Lawler] What are you doing? 948 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:20,918 [crowd booing] 949 00:40:20,985 --> 00:40:22,486 What is he doing? 950 00:40:23,053 --> 00:40:24,355 Hey, he's getting-- 951 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:27,224 [Cole] He's got Al Snow's dates and Malenko's ladies. 952 00:40:27,792 --> 00:40:29,460 Wait a minute. Inside the ring, 953 00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:31,829 Al Snow with a cover on Malenko and a kickout. 954 00:40:31,896 --> 00:40:34,198 [Lawler] This Steven Richards is starting to get under my skin. 955 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,466 [Cole] He's a nuisance. 956 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,135 [Lawler] He's getting rid of all the skin on the show. 957 00:40:38,202 --> 00:40:40,304 [Cole] Oh, look out. Malenko, bridge, cover. 958 00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:41,305 Kickout. 959 00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:42,873 [alarm stops] 960 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:45,209 [Lawler] Do these guys even realize their girls are gone? 961 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,411 [Cole] I think they do, but Steven Richards, King, 962 00:40:47,478 --> 00:40:49,914 is the self-proclaimed censor of World Wrestling Entertainment. 963 00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:51,582 [Lawler] I'm gonna tell you something. 964 00:40:51,649 --> 00:40:54,118 Al Snow is gonna really be upset when he finds out his girls are gone. 965 00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:55,419 He's gonna be all alone tonight. 966 00:40:55,486 --> 00:40:57,455 [Cole] Well, Steven Richards has struck again. 967 00:40:57,521 --> 00:40:59,123 Action continues in the ring. 968 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:02,026 Dean Malenko, dropkick to the back of the head of Al Snow. 969 00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:04,462 I got to admit, King, that Steven Richards, 970 00:41:04,528 --> 00:41:06,997 he's a nuisance. Nothing but a nuisance. 971 00:41:07,865 --> 00:41:08,799 [Lawler] He's an idiot. 972 00:41:09,433 --> 00:41:11,502 [Cole] Both men knocked down, center of the ring. 973 00:41:12,503 --> 00:41:13,370 One. 974 00:41:13,871 --> 00:41:16,307 [Cole] And referee Jack Doan begins the count. 975 00:41:17,541 --> 00:41:20,044 And look at Dean Malenko, Light Heavyweight Champion to his feet 976 00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:21,278 on the apron of the ring. 977 00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:23,380 [Lawler] Where are the girls? 978 00:41:23,447 --> 00:41:24,915 [Cole] That's all you're thinking about. 979 00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:25,916 "Where are the girls?" 980 00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:28,419 [Lawler] Steven Richards has ruined this whole match for me. 981 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,654 [Cole] And Al Snow hammering away with the right hands. 982 00:41:30,721 --> 00:41:32,857 [Lawler] We had puppies, we had plastic puppies, 983 00:41:32,923 --> 00:41:33,757 we had everything. 984 00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:35,359 [crowd cheering] 985 00:41:35,426 --> 00:41:37,761 -Oh my gosh! -[Cole] Al Snow, top rope. 986 00:41:37,828 --> 00:41:39,763 -[Lawler shouts] -[Cole] Snow's got Malenko wrapped up. 987 00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:40,998 -[bell rings] -Wait a minute now. 988 00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:43,367 -[Lawler] Malenko had Al Snow. -[Cole] Malenko with a counter! 989 00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:47,137 [announcer] …winner, the World Wrestling Entertainment Light Heavyweight Champion, 990 00:41:47,204 --> 00:41:49,573 Dean Malenko. 991 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,908 [Lawler] Dean, your girls are gone. 992 00:41:50,975 --> 00:41:51,942 [Richards] Cut the music. 993 00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:52,943 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 994 00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:54,211 Here's that idiot. 995 00:41:54,778 --> 00:41:56,347 Indecent women, 996 00:41:57,314 --> 00:41:59,250 inflatable or not, 997 00:41:59,783 --> 00:42:02,486 are still indecent women. 998 00:42:03,087 --> 00:42:05,122 And that, ladies and gentlemen, 999 00:42:05,623 --> 00:42:08,392 is totally unacceptable. 1000 00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:10,427 [crowd booing] 1001 00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:11,962 [Lawler] To you, maybe. 1002 00:42:14,031 --> 00:42:15,966 Whether you like it or not, 1003 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:20,971 I will continue to censor material 1004 00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:22,406 that is inappropriate 1005 00:42:23,007 --> 00:42:25,676 because, ladies and gentlemen, 1006 00:42:25,743 --> 00:42:29,280 it is for your own good. 1007 00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:31,815 -[alarm blaring] -[Cole] What gives him the right, King, 1008 00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:33,083 to deem what's inappropriate? 1009 00:42:33,150 --> 00:42:35,486 [Lawler] I like indecent women, you moron. 1010 00:42:36,353 --> 00:42:39,356 [Cole] Steven Richards, the self-proclaimed censor of… 1011 00:42:39,423 --> 00:42:41,458 -Wait a minute. -It's almost time. 1012 00:42:41,525 --> 00:42:42,860 [indistinct muttering] 1013 00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:44,361 [Cole] Eddie Guerrero and Chyna 1014 00:42:44,428 --> 00:42:46,897 looking for sweet revenge on Chris Benoit. 1015 00:42:46,964 --> 00:42:48,899 [Lawler] Yeah. This is indecent, if you ask me. 1016 00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:50,200 Two against one. 1017 00:42:50,267 --> 00:42:51,402 What chance does Benoit have? 1018 00:42:51,468 --> 00:42:52,937 [Cole] Thanks to Commissioner Foley, 1019 00:42:53,003 --> 00:42:56,907 Eddie and Chyna take on Chris Benoit in a handicap matchup 1020 00:42:56,974 --> 00:42:58,409 tonight on SmackDown. 1021 00:42:58,475 --> 00:42:59,543 It's The Rock! 1022 00:42:59,610 --> 00:43:01,912 The Rock! An angry onlooker! 1023 00:43:01,979 --> 00:43:02,880 The Rock! 1024 00:43:02,947 --> 00:43:04,448 [crowd cheering] 1025 00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:09,853 [Cole] We're back on SmackDown, set for a handicap matchup. 1026 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,023 Chris Benoit to take on Eddie Guerrero and Chyna. 1027 00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:14,158 But there's no doubt, King, 1028 00:43:14,224 --> 00:43:17,661 that Chris Benoit may be looking past this matchup. 1029 00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:19,163 He wants The Rock. 1030 00:43:19,229 --> 00:43:20,798 [Lawler] Yeah. He wants The Rock, all right, 1031 00:43:20,864 --> 00:43:23,667 but… he deserves The Rock, as a matter of fact. 1032 00:43:24,168 --> 00:43:26,403 But he better not look past Eddie Guerrero and Chyna. 1033 00:43:26,470 --> 00:43:27,905 That'd be a big mistake. 1034 00:43:27,972 --> 00:43:29,273 [bell rings] 1035 00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:32,876 [announcer] The following is a handicap match scheduled for one fall. 1036 00:43:32,943 --> 00:43:36,380 Making his way to the ring, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, 1037 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:39,016 weighing in at 225 pounds, 1038 00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:41,952 Chris Benoit. 1039 00:43:42,019 --> 00:43:44,822 [Cole] You're right, King, Chris Benoit better not look past 1040 00:43:44,888 --> 00:43:48,325 Latino Heat and Mamacita here tonight on SmackDown. 1041 00:43:48,859 --> 00:43:50,794 [Lawler] And tonight, SmackDown is brought to you 1042 00:43:50,861 --> 00:43:55,633 by the Lorillard Tobacco Company's Youth Smoking Prevention Program. 1043 00:43:55,699 --> 00:43:57,935 [Cole] And by Western Union Money Transfer, 1044 00:43:58,002 --> 00:44:00,571 the fastest way to send money worldwide. 1045 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:02,439 [Lawler] And by Nike. 1046 00:44:03,674 --> 00:44:05,542 I'll tell you what, it's plain and simple. 1047 00:44:05,609 --> 00:44:06,744 ♪ Mamacita ♪ 1048 00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:10,614 [Lawler] Mamacita is on her way. But Chris Benoit beat The Rock. 1049 00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:14,118 And then The Rock accepted the terms and conditions for the matchup, 1050 00:44:14,184 --> 00:44:15,586 so he deserves a shot, right? 1051 00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:17,354 [Cole] Well, I'll tell you what, King. 1052 00:44:17,421 --> 00:44:18,355 [announcer] …Chyna 1053 00:44:18,422 --> 00:44:24,361 and the World Wrestling Entertainment European Champion, Eddie Guerrero. 1054 00:44:24,428 --> 00:44:26,930 [Cole] I'll tell you, Mick Foley is looking into the situation 1055 00:44:26,997 --> 00:44:28,899 concerning The Rock and Chris Benoit, 1056 00:44:28,966 --> 00:44:32,636 and hopefully Mick Foley will clarify it this coming Monday night on Raw. 1057 00:44:32,703 --> 00:44:36,473 But right now, Benoit has to worry about Eddie and Chyna. 1058 00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:37,875 [Lawler] Oh yeah. 1059 00:44:37,941 --> 00:44:41,612 [Cole] They cannot wait to get their hands on The Rabid Wolverine, 1060 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,047 Chris Benoit. 1061 00:44:43,113 --> 00:44:49,186 Chyna locked not once, but twice in the Crippler Crossface by Benoit. 1062 00:44:49,253 --> 00:44:52,322 [Lawler] Speaking of faces, look at Benoit's. He's not intimidated. 1063 00:44:52,389 --> 00:44:54,158 He's not backing up. He's not afraid. 1064 00:44:54,224 --> 00:44:56,126 [Cole] This is a handicap matchup. 1065 00:44:56,193 --> 00:44:57,761 [crowd cheering] 1066 00:44:57,828 --> 00:44:59,129 [music fades] 1067 00:45:00,064 --> 00:45:03,500 Chris Benoit, words came out of his mouth, King, last week. 1068 00:45:03,567 --> 00:45:06,437 -He has no compassion. He has no feelings. -[Lawler] Right? 1069 00:45:06,503 --> 00:45:09,006 [Cole] He doesn't care about anybody but himself. 1070 00:45:09,073 --> 00:45:11,875 [Lawler] And those are his good points. I kinda like that in an individual. 1071 00:45:11,942 --> 00:45:14,311 Earl Hebner, why don't you shut your mouth, get out of the way, 1072 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:15,712 and let Benoit take care of business. 1073 00:45:15,779 --> 00:45:18,716 [Cole] Well, it was Earl Hebner who reversed the decision, wisely, 1074 00:45:18,782 --> 00:45:22,386 on Raw this past Monday night in the Chris Benoit-Rock matchup. 1075 00:45:22,453 --> 00:45:23,454 [Lawler] Idiot. 1076 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,823 [Cole] It was a disqualification, plain and simple. 1077 00:45:25,889 --> 00:45:27,958 -[Lawler] You gotta get… -[Cole] The Rock never tapped out. 1078 00:45:28,025 --> 00:45:30,928 Look out. Benoit from behind to Eddie Guerrero. 1079 00:45:30,994 --> 00:45:32,930 [Lawler] I said it before, it was a judgment call. 1080 00:45:32,996 --> 00:45:36,500 Shane used his proper judgment, he called it like he saw it. 1081 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:39,002 [Cole] What an elbow by Chris Benoit. 1082 00:45:40,304 --> 00:45:43,107 He made it certain, this vicious Rabid Wolverine, 1083 00:45:43,173 --> 00:45:44,608 he wants The Rock. 1084 00:45:44,675 --> 00:45:47,478 He wants the WWE Championship. 1085 00:45:47,544 --> 00:45:49,446 He came out here last week and said it, King, 1086 00:45:49,513 --> 00:45:52,249 he wants the World Wrestling Entertainment Title. 1087 00:45:52,316 --> 00:45:54,284 [Lawler] And I got a feeling he's gonna get it. 1088 00:45:54,351 --> 00:45:56,587 I don't think I've ever seen anybody in the WWE 1089 00:45:56,653 --> 00:45:58,956 that's any more vicious than Chris Benoit. 1090 00:45:59,022 --> 00:46:01,358 He's a man on a mission, all right. Look out. 1091 00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:03,293 [Cole] Hurricanrana by Eddie Guerrero. 1092 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,096 And Eddie Guerrero with a boot to the face of Chris Benoit, 1093 00:46:06,163 --> 00:46:10,200 and the European Champion Eddie Guerrero hammers away on Benoit. 1094 00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:11,769 [Lawler] I know what Guerrero wants to do. 1095 00:46:11,835 --> 00:46:15,205 He wants to soften Benoit up a little bit and then turn him over to Chyna. 1096 00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:18,709 [Cole] Chyna cannot wait to get her hands on Chris Benoit. 1097 00:46:19,209 --> 00:46:23,447 Look out. Eddie Guerrero up over the top rope into the chest of Benoit. 1098 00:46:23,514 --> 00:46:24,848 [Lawler] Flying headbutt that was. 1099 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:27,818 [Cole] Commissioner Mick Foley setting up this matchup 1100 00:46:27,885 --> 00:46:29,853 from some 10,000 miles away. 1101 00:46:30,921 --> 00:46:33,790 Oh, look out, Benoit outside the ring, 1102 00:46:33,857 --> 00:46:36,426 and Chyna and Benoit in a stare-down. 1103 00:46:36,493 --> 00:46:38,428 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Yeah, Chyna. Oh, look out! 1104 00:46:38,495 --> 00:46:39,897 [exclaiming] 1105 00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:42,332 -Did you see that? -[Cole] Into the steel steps! 1106 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:43,934 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. 1107 00:46:44,001 --> 00:46:46,537 [Cole] And the Ninth Wonder of the World, forearm to Benoit. 1108 00:46:46,603 --> 00:46:48,205 [Lawler] That should be a disqualification. 1109 00:46:48,272 --> 00:46:50,140 [Cole] Chyna's getting hers. 1110 00:46:50,207 --> 00:46:51,675 Benoit into the steps. 1111 00:46:51,742 --> 00:46:52,776 [crowd cheering] 1112 00:46:52,843 --> 00:46:53,877 [Lawler] Chyna. 1113 00:46:53,944 --> 00:46:55,445 [Cole] Chyna, with a kick to the kidney. 1114 00:46:55,946 --> 00:46:59,016 [Lawler] Where's Earl Hebner when you… Hey, you Hebnerites. 1115 00:46:59,082 --> 00:47:00,217 Hebner, look at this. 1116 00:47:00,284 --> 00:47:03,587 [Cole] And sending the scraps in of Chris Benoit to Eddie Guerrero. 1117 00:47:04,288 --> 00:47:05,689 Guerrero cover. 1118 00:47:05,756 --> 00:47:06,657 There's one, there's two. 1119 00:47:06,723 --> 00:47:08,892 -Benoit kicks out. -[Lawler] I know it's two against one, 1120 00:47:08,959 --> 00:47:10,527 I know that's the way Mick Foley set this up, 1121 00:47:10,594 --> 00:47:13,130 but you're supposed to tag in and out, Guerrero and Chyna. 1122 00:47:13,197 --> 00:47:14,731 [crowd chanting "Mamacita"] 1123 00:47:14,798 --> 00:47:16,600 Oh, listen, "Mamacita." 1124 00:47:17,267 --> 00:47:19,570 [Cole] Over 17,000 here in Oakland 1125 00:47:19,636 --> 00:47:22,973 in the corner of Eddie Guerrero and Chyna on this one. 1126 00:47:24,074 --> 00:47:26,343 Oh, look out. Eddie Guerrero, reversal. 1127 00:47:26,410 --> 00:47:27,911 Oh, look at that, face-first. 1128 00:47:27,978 --> 00:47:30,614 And Benoit, cold and calculating. 1129 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:31,882 [Lawler] Oh man. 1130 00:47:31,949 --> 00:47:35,118 [Cole] With a powerbomb to the European Champion Eddie Guerrero. 1131 00:47:35,185 --> 00:47:37,254 [Lawler] Chyna better be lucky that wasn't her. 1132 00:47:37,788 --> 00:47:39,056 [Cole] Benoit is ruthless. 1133 00:47:39,122 --> 00:47:40,190 He's vicious. 1134 00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:44,294 He calls himself the best technical wrestler 1135 00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:46,230 in World Wrestling Entertainment today. 1136 00:47:46,296 --> 00:47:48,498 [Lawler] Chyna was reaching her hand out, she wants in, 1137 00:47:48,565 --> 00:47:50,601 she wants a tag. She hasn't been in there legally yet. 1138 00:47:50,667 --> 00:47:52,836 [Cole] Here's a cover. Two. Guerrero kicks out 1139 00:47:52,903 --> 00:47:55,572 following the snap suplex, as Chyna looks on. 1140 00:47:55,639 --> 00:47:56,773 What do you think, King? 1141 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,009 Benoit the best technical wrestler today? 1142 00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:01,845 [Lawler] I think he's a future WWE Champion. 1143 00:48:01,912 --> 00:48:02,746 I've said it before. 1144 00:48:02,813 --> 00:48:04,681 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Oh man. 1145 00:48:04,748 --> 00:48:06,483 Frequent flyer miles for Eddie Guerrero. 1146 00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:08,685 [Cole] I'll tell you what, Chris Benoit… 1147 00:48:08,752 --> 00:48:11,788 -[Lawler] He wants a little bit of Chyna. -[Cole] …may one day be WWE Champion, 1148 00:48:11,855 --> 00:48:16,860 especially based on this new friendship with Shane McMahon. 1149 00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:20,030 [Lawler] That's all it is, a friendship. 1150 00:48:20,831 --> 00:48:23,066 You can't understand it because you don't have any friends. 1151 00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:27,704 [Cole] Eddie Guerrero whipped into the corner by Chris Benoit. 1152 00:48:27,771 --> 00:48:28,772 Meticulous. 1153 00:48:29,373 --> 00:48:33,010 Ooh. What a shot, echoing throughout the Oakland Arena. 1154 00:48:33,610 --> 00:48:34,745 Listen to this. 1155 00:48:34,811 --> 00:48:36,179 -Ooh! -[Lawler] Man. 1156 00:48:36,913 --> 00:48:39,349 [Cole] And Eddie Guerrero, down to his knees. 1157 00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:41,585 [Lawler] We're seeing the European Champion Eddie Guerrero 1158 00:48:41,652 --> 00:48:43,387 against the future WWE Champion. 1159 00:48:43,887 --> 00:48:46,290 The Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit. 1160 00:48:47,991 --> 00:48:49,826 [Cole] Eddie Guerrero into the turnbuckle… 1161 00:48:51,094 --> 00:48:54,264 and Benoit is picking apart the European Champion. 1162 00:48:55,332 --> 00:48:58,135 [Lawler] I'm afraid these people can chant "Eddie" all they want to, 1163 00:48:58,201 --> 00:48:59,937 or maybe even some Latino Heat. 1164 00:49:00,003 --> 00:49:02,572 [Cole] And Eddie Guerrero trying to gain some momentum. 1165 00:49:02,639 --> 00:49:06,076 Off the second rope, tornado DDT. 1166 00:49:06,143 --> 00:49:08,979 Benoit's in trouble as Chyna cheers Eddie Guerrero on. 1167 00:49:09,046 --> 00:49:10,681 [crowd cheering] 1168 00:49:12,482 --> 00:49:14,217 What action here on SmackDown tonight. 1169 00:49:14,284 --> 00:49:16,887 Still to come, Triple H and The Undertaker. 1170 00:49:16,953 --> 00:49:17,888 No disqualification. 1171 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:19,256 [crowd cheering] 1172 00:49:20,223 --> 00:49:22,192 What chops by Eddie Guerrero. 1173 00:49:22,259 --> 00:49:25,395 [Lawler] I'm sure that Shane McMahon is concerned for his friend right now. 1174 00:49:25,462 --> 00:49:29,199 [Cole] Oh, tilt-a-whirl into a backbreaker by Chris Benoit. 1175 00:49:29,266 --> 00:49:31,969 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. Look at Benoit. -[Cole] And Benoit says that's it. 1176 00:49:32,035 --> 00:49:34,538 [Lawler] And when Benoit says that's it, you can take it to the bank. 1177 00:49:34,604 --> 00:49:37,908 [Cole] Wait a minute. Eddie Guerrero. Benoit a bit premature. 1178 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:40,544 -Eddie Guerrero cuts him off at the pass. -[Lawler] It was not it. 1179 00:49:40,610 --> 00:49:42,679 I can't believe he said that's it, it wasn't it. 1180 00:49:42,746 --> 00:49:45,015 [Cole] Oh, look out, superplex, top rope. 1181 00:49:45,549 --> 00:49:47,918 And Guerrero took plenty out of himself as well 1182 00:49:47,984 --> 00:49:50,253 as both men thump into the canvas. 1183 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:51,822 [Lawler] I tell you… Look at this. 1184 00:49:51,888 --> 00:49:53,557 -[Cole] Oh yeah. -[Lawler] The giant killer. 1185 00:49:53,623 --> 00:49:56,993 [Cole] His new buddy. Chris Benoit's new buddy Shane McMahon. 1186 00:49:57,060 --> 00:49:59,162 [Lawler] I didn't even know Shane was gonna be here. 1187 00:49:59,229 --> 00:50:01,465 -Nice to see Shane here. -[Cole] It's nice to see Shane. 1188 00:50:01,531 --> 00:50:02,532 What's he doing out here? 1189 00:50:02,599 --> 00:50:04,668 [Lawler] Wait a minute. He's not out here, he's in there. 1190 00:50:05,302 --> 00:50:07,904 [Cole] Wait a minute, Shane and Earl Hebner got into it Monday night. 1191 00:50:07,971 --> 00:50:10,607 -[crowd cheering] -Chyna in the ring, a forearm to Benoit. 1192 00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:12,409 [Lawler] Get her outta there. I didn't see a tag. 1193 00:50:12,476 --> 00:50:13,377 Get out! Go! 1194 00:50:13,443 --> 00:50:15,445 [Cole] And Earl Hebner forcing Chyna out of the ring. 1195 00:50:15,512 --> 00:50:16,346 One, two… 1196 00:50:16,413 --> 00:50:18,582 [Cole] I saw it, King. It was an obvious tag. 1197 00:50:18,648 --> 00:50:20,217 [Lawler] Hebner-- You're not the referee. 1198 00:50:20,283 --> 00:50:21,985 -Hebner didn't see it. -[Cole] She made the tag. 1199 00:50:22,052 --> 00:50:24,087 [Lawler] You can't call what you don't see. 1200 00:50:24,154 --> 00:50:26,990 [Cole] And Shane McMahon had the referee distracted. 1201 00:50:27,791 --> 00:50:30,594 Benoit's pal, Shane, getting involved again. 1202 00:50:30,660 --> 00:50:32,262 [crowd chanting] 1203 00:50:32,329 --> 00:50:33,663 [Lawler] Listen to these people. 1204 00:50:33,730 --> 00:50:35,165 A derogatory remark. 1205 00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:37,901 -[Cole] And, King… -[Lawler] What? 1206 00:50:37,968 --> 00:50:39,036 [Cole] What is Shane doing? 1207 00:50:39,102 --> 00:50:41,405 He's sneaking around. Wait a minute. 1208 00:50:41,471 --> 00:50:43,006 Shane just grabbed the leg of Chyna, 1209 00:50:43,073 --> 00:50:44,608 and she bounced off the apron. 1210 00:50:46,009 --> 00:50:48,779 -Eddie Guerrero with a dropkick! -Shane! Shane! 1211 00:50:48,845 --> 00:50:50,547 [Cole] Shane McMahon into the announce table. 1212 00:50:50,614 --> 00:50:52,082 [Lawler] Look at this. Are you all right? 1213 00:50:52,149 --> 00:50:54,151 [Cole] Guerrero and Benoit going at it 1214 00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:56,019 inside the ring. Wait a minute! 1215 00:50:56,086 --> 00:50:57,621 Benoit, trying to lock it in. 1216 00:50:57,687 --> 00:50:58,789 [Lawler] Get it. 1217 00:50:58,855 --> 00:51:00,524 -And he's got it locked in. -[Lawler] Shane… 1218 00:51:00,590 --> 00:51:03,160 [Cole] Crippler Crossface to Eddie Guerrero. 1219 00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:06,730 Benoit with the Crossface to Eddie Guerrero. 1220 00:51:06,797 --> 00:51:08,732 [Lawler] Look at Shane. I think Shane's hurt. 1221 00:51:08,799 --> 00:51:11,034 [Cole] Well, wait a minute. Guerrero has got the rope, King. 1222 00:51:11,101 --> 00:51:12,736 -No. Ring the bell. -[Cole] The referee… 1223 00:51:12,803 --> 00:51:13,703 [bell rings] 1224 00:51:13,770 --> 00:51:15,338 The referee calling for the bell. 1225 00:51:15,405 --> 00:51:16,506 Guerrero screaming. 1226 00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:18,041 [Lawler] Shane, watch your back. 1227 00:51:18,108 --> 00:51:21,745 [Cole] Benoit won't break the hold. Benoit won't break the damn hold. 1228 00:51:21,812 --> 00:51:22,646 [Lawler] Oh! 1229 00:51:22,712 --> 00:51:25,415 [Cole] Shane, with the European Title to the back of Chyna. 1230 00:51:25,482 --> 00:51:26,316 [Lawler] What? 1231 00:51:26,383 --> 00:51:28,085 [announcer] The winner of this match, 1232 00:51:28,151 --> 00:51:30,754 as a result of a disqualification, 1233 00:51:30,821 --> 00:51:34,224 Chyna and Eddie Guerrero. 1234 00:51:34,291 --> 00:51:35,625 [crowd cheering] 1235 00:51:35,692 --> 00:51:37,160 [Cole] Guerrero made it to the ropes. 1236 00:51:37,227 --> 00:51:40,163 But this Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit-- Wait a minute. 1237 00:51:40,230 --> 00:51:42,132 -[Lawler] Look at this. -[Cole] Benoit's got Hebner. 1238 00:51:42,199 --> 00:51:43,667 -He's got Hebner. -[Lawler] Yes! 1239 00:51:43,733 --> 00:51:45,535 [Cole] Look at the tough guy now, King. 1240 00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:47,070 This is sick. 1241 00:51:47,137 --> 00:51:49,539 [Lawler] This has been well-deserved. 1242 00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:52,375 [Cole] What do you mean? Benoit's real tough here. 1243 00:51:52,442 --> 00:51:54,211 The Crossface on the referee. 1244 00:51:54,277 --> 00:51:55,345 [Lawler] Look at Benoit. 1245 00:51:55,412 --> 00:51:56,346 [Cole] This is ridiculous. 1246 00:51:56,413 --> 00:51:57,547 What is Benoit doing? 1247 00:51:57,614 --> 00:51:59,749 [Lawler] What do you mean? Can't you see? 1248 00:51:59,816 --> 00:52:01,184 It's the Crippler Crossface. 1249 00:52:01,251 --> 00:52:03,487 [Cole] Look at Shane McMahon, the cheerleader. 1250 00:52:03,553 --> 00:52:05,522 -[raucous cheering] -Wait a minute! 1251 00:52:05,589 --> 00:52:09,025 -[Cole] The Rock… The Rock is here. -[Lawler] Look out, Shane! 1252 00:52:09,092 --> 00:52:11,027 -[Cole] The Rock's got Shane. -[Lawler] Oh my God. 1253 00:52:11,094 --> 00:52:12,996 -[Cole] The Rock's got Shane. -[Lawler] Yo! 1254 00:52:13,730 --> 00:52:15,365 [Cole] The Rock wants Benoit. 1255 00:52:15,432 --> 00:52:18,368 A right hand at Benoit. The Rock has got Benoit. 1256 00:52:18,435 --> 00:52:19,369 [Lawler] Get away. 1257 00:52:19,436 --> 00:52:21,538 [Cole] The Rock would have picked Benoit apart. 1258 00:52:21,605 --> 00:52:24,174 -[Lawler] What is this? -[Cole] Spinebuster. 1259 00:52:24,908 --> 00:52:27,277 -[Lawler] What are they doing? -[Cole] And Christian… Rock Bottom. 1260 00:52:27,344 --> 00:52:30,313 The Tag Champions trying to help Shane and Benoit. 1261 00:52:32,315 --> 00:52:34,551 A spinebuster, a Rock Bottom. 1262 00:52:35,051 --> 00:52:36,586 The Rock wants Benoit. 1263 00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:40,724 [Lawler] The Rock has come in and laid the smackdown on Benoit and Shane, 1264 00:52:40,790 --> 00:52:41,825 and Edge and Christian. 1265 00:52:41,892 --> 00:52:44,661 [Cole] He wants Benoit so bad, he can taste it. 1266 00:52:44,728 --> 00:52:45,829 Rock Bottom to Edge. 1267 00:52:48,198 --> 00:52:52,469 The Tag Team Champions have been decimated by the People's Champ. 1268 00:52:52,536 --> 00:52:55,205 [Lawler] Come on, Rock, you can't do the Tag Team Champions that way. 1269 00:52:55,272 --> 00:52:56,273 ["If You Smell" playing] 1270 00:52:56,339 --> 00:52:57,374 Look at this. 1271 00:52:58,241 --> 00:53:00,911 [Cole] The Rock wants Chris Benoit. 1272 00:53:01,411 --> 00:53:02,512 ♪ The Rock says ♪ 1273 00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:07,250 [Cole] The wounded animal, The Rock, retaliated. 1274 00:53:07,884 --> 00:53:09,853 [Lawler] He sent a message to Benoit. 1275 00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:12,822 Look at Edge and Christian. They're left lying in the heap. 1276 00:53:12,889 --> 00:53:16,092 [Cole] The Rock wants Benoit so bad he can taste it. 1277 00:53:18,194 --> 00:53:21,331 [voiceover] And now, get ready for some maximum power delivered by 1278 00:53:21,398 --> 00:53:24,100 RC Edge Maximum Power Cola. 1279 00:53:24,801 --> 00:53:27,404 -[Lawler] Look at this! -[Cole] Benoit's got Hebner! 1280 00:53:27,470 --> 00:53:29,706 -[Lawler] Yes! -[Cole] Look at the tough guy now, King. 1281 00:53:29,773 --> 00:53:31,508 This is sick. Wait a minute! 1282 00:53:31,575 --> 00:53:32,976 -[Lawler] Wa-hoo! -[Cole] Wait a minute. 1283 00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:34,811 The Rock! The Rock is here. 1284 00:53:34,878 --> 00:53:37,781 The Rock wants Benoit so bad he can taste it. 1285 00:53:37,847 --> 00:53:41,785 [voiceover] RC Edge, not just cola, power cola. 1286 00:53:42,852 --> 00:53:45,221 [Cole] Moments ago at the sold-out Oakland Coliseum, 1287 00:53:45,288 --> 00:53:46,623 crowd was on its feet, King, 1288 00:53:46,690 --> 00:53:50,460 as the wounded animal, The Rock, tried to exact revenge on Chris Benoit. 1289 00:53:50,527 --> 00:53:53,296 [Lawler] Well, you got that right. But he didn't get the job done. 1290 00:53:53,363 --> 00:53:56,333 We saw Benoit deliver some serious damage to Earl Hebner. 1291 00:53:56,399 --> 00:53:59,369 Hey, and I think Kevin Kelly's standing by with The Rock. 1292 00:54:01,004 --> 00:54:03,607 Rock, I would imagine you've had all you can stomach 1293 00:54:03,673 --> 00:54:05,442 of the Rabid Wolverine. And… 1294 00:54:07,477 --> 00:54:09,746 Chris Benoit, it's as simple as this. 1295 00:54:09,813 --> 00:54:11,181 After running from The Rock, 1296 00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:13,617 after attacking The Rock from behind like a coward, 1297 00:54:13,683 --> 00:54:16,386 The Rock has come to one simple conclusion, 1298 00:54:16,453 --> 00:54:19,923 and that is you are not the most technical wrestler in the WWE, 1299 00:54:19,990 --> 00:54:22,359 you are not the Rabid Wolverine, 1300 00:54:22,425 --> 00:54:24,995 but what you are is, without a shadow of a doubt, 1301 00:54:25,061 --> 00:54:28,131 the biggest chicken [bleep] The Rock has ever seen. 1302 00:54:28,198 --> 00:54:29,966 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Whoa. 1303 00:54:32,602 --> 00:54:33,770 [Lawler] I can't believe that. 1304 00:54:34,270 --> 00:54:37,774 That's why, Chris Benoit, in ten days, at Fully Loaded, 1305 00:54:37,841 --> 00:54:40,610 despite the fact you didn't get the job done on Monday night, 1306 00:54:40,677 --> 00:54:43,446 The Rock is still putting his WWE Title on the line, 1307 00:54:43,513 --> 00:54:46,283 not because you've earned it, not because you deserve it, 1308 00:54:46,349 --> 00:54:50,520 but because, quite frankly, Chris Benoit, you've made it personal. 1309 00:54:50,587 --> 00:54:51,955 [crowd cheering] 1310 00:54:52,022 --> 00:54:54,557 [Cole] Rock-Benoit at Fully Loaded. 1311 00:54:56,393 --> 00:54:58,361 That's why at Fully Loaded, Chris Benoit, 1312 00:54:58,428 --> 00:55:02,365 The Rock is personally gonna give you the beating of a lifetime. 1313 00:55:02,432 --> 00:55:04,301 And as a special added bonus, 1314 00:55:04,367 --> 00:55:07,370 The Rock is gonna take his boot… No, take both his boots, 1315 00:55:07,437 --> 00:55:09,205 turn them sum-[bleep] sideways, 1316 00:55:09,272 --> 00:55:11,741 and stick them straight up your candy [bleep]. 1317 00:55:11,808 --> 00:55:13,176 [Lawler] Oh God. 1318 00:55:13,243 --> 00:55:15,645 [crowd cheering] 1319 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:18,281 If you smell… 1320 00:55:18,848 --> 00:55:20,784 [Cole] Wait a minute. It's Benoit. 1321 00:55:20,850 --> 00:55:22,519 Chris Benoit from behind. 1322 00:55:22,585 --> 00:55:23,520 [Lawler] Look at this. 1323 00:55:23,586 --> 00:55:25,388 -Ambush on The Rock from behind. -That's it, Rocky. 1324 00:55:25,455 --> 00:55:27,891 Yeah, that's it. Scream, baby. Scream. 1325 00:55:27,957 --> 00:55:30,026 I can't smell what you're cooking now, Rock. 1326 00:55:30,093 --> 00:55:32,028 I can't smell what you're cooking. No. 1327 00:55:32,095 --> 00:55:33,697 No. But… You know, I can't hear you, Rock. 1328 00:55:33,763 --> 00:55:35,832 What's that? I can't hear you. 1329 00:55:35,899 --> 00:55:37,267 I can't… Oh, but you know what? 1330 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:39,502 I know what you're thinking, Rocky. That's it. 1331 00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:42,005 I know what you're thinking, Rock. 1332 00:55:42,072 --> 00:55:43,440 You're thinking… No. No. 1333 00:55:43,506 --> 00:55:44,874 I'm starting to get that whiff. 1334 00:55:44,941 --> 00:55:46,443 I'm starting to get that vibe. 1335 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:52,682 Rock, I know that you can smell… 1336 00:55:53,316 --> 00:55:54,851 that Chris Benoit… 1337 00:55:58,288 --> 00:56:03,326 will be the next World Wrestling Entertainment Champion. 1338 00:56:03,827 --> 00:56:05,729 What do you think about that, Rock? Yeah! 1339 00:56:05,795 --> 00:56:07,397 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. Look at this! 1340 00:56:08,298 --> 00:56:11,668 [Cole] Finally they're trying to pull Chris Benoit off The Rock. 1341 00:56:11,735 --> 00:56:13,970 Benoit has taken out The Rock, King. 1342 00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:16,673 Benoit, from behind, has taken out The Rock. 1343 00:56:19,109 --> 00:56:21,177 [Cole] Chris Benoit didn't want to wait until Fully Loaded 1344 00:56:21,244 --> 00:56:22,512 to get to The Rock, King. 1345 00:56:22,579 --> 00:56:25,415 Gutless Benoit attacked The Rock from behind. 1346 00:56:25,482 --> 00:56:26,416 [Lawler] Unbelievable. 1347 00:56:26,483 --> 00:56:27,717 And as a special added bonus, 1348 00:56:27,784 --> 00:56:30,820 The Rock is gonna take his boot… No, take both of his boots, 1349 00:56:30,887 --> 00:56:32,555 turn them sum-[bleep] sideways, 1350 00:56:32,622 --> 00:56:34,891 and stick them straight up your candy [bleep]. 1351 00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:37,894 [crowd cheering] 1352 00:56:39,696 --> 00:56:41,965 If you smell… 1353 00:56:42,832 --> 00:56:45,802 [Cole] And there's Chris Benoit with that gutless attack from behind. 1354 00:56:45,869 --> 00:56:49,272 And once again, King, locking the Crippler Crossface into The Rock. 1355 00:56:49,339 --> 00:56:51,441 -That's it, scream, baby. -[Lawler] Listen to Shane. 1356 00:56:51,508 --> 00:56:53,443 I can't smell what you're cooking now, Rock. 1357 00:56:53,510 --> 00:56:55,412 I can't smell what you're cooking. No. 1358 00:56:55,478 --> 00:56:57,046 No. But… You know, I can't hear you, Rock. 1359 00:56:57,113 --> 00:56:59,282 What's that? I can't… I can't hear you. 1360 00:56:59,349 --> 00:57:02,252 I can't… Oh, but you know what? I know what you're thinking, Rocky. 1361 00:57:02,318 --> 00:57:03,386 That's it. 1362 00:57:03,453 --> 00:57:05,455 I know what you're thinking, Rock. 1363 00:57:05,522 --> 00:57:07,056 You're thinking… No. No. 1364 00:57:07,123 --> 00:57:08,458 I'm starting to get that whiff. 1365 00:57:08,525 --> 00:57:09,959 I'm starting to get that vibe. 1366 00:57:10,794 --> 00:57:15,865 Rock, I know that you can smell… 1367 00:57:16,733 --> 00:57:18,268 that Chris Benoit… 1368 00:57:21,805 --> 00:57:26,843 will be the next World Wrestling Entertainment Champion. 1369 00:57:27,377 --> 00:57:29,913 What do you think about that, Rock? Yeah. Yeah! 1370 00:57:29,979 --> 00:57:32,515 [indistinct shouting] 1371 00:57:32,582 --> 00:57:34,017 Get out of here. 1372 00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:35,185 That's it. Come here. 1373 00:57:35,251 --> 00:57:36,186 Yeah, that's it. 1374 00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:38,788 [Cole] Well, King, moments ago, after that attack, 1375 00:57:38,855 --> 00:57:43,660 Chris Benoit, the coward, along with Shane McMahon, leaving the building. 1376 00:57:43,726 --> 00:57:44,828 How brave is this? 1377 00:57:44,894 --> 00:57:46,129 [Lawler] What do you mean, coward? 1378 00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:47,964 They probably got a meeting to go to or something. 1379 00:57:48,031 --> 00:57:50,366 -[Cole] A meeting? -[Lawler] He's the future WWE Champion. 1380 00:57:50,433 --> 00:57:52,235 [Cole] They wasted no time getting out of Oakland. 1381 00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:56,840 Chris Benoit and Shane McMahon. They're gutless cowards, plain and simple. 1382 00:57:57,340 --> 00:57:58,641 [Lawler] Better watch your mouth. 1383 00:57:58,708 --> 00:58:01,644 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall 1384 00:58:01,711 --> 00:58:06,850 and it is for the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Championship. 1385 00:58:06,916 --> 00:58:08,985 Introducing first, the challengers, 1386 00:58:09,052 --> 00:58:12,722 at a combined weight of 578 pounds… 1387 00:58:13,289 --> 00:58:16,059 Bradshaw and Faarooq, the Acolytes. 1388 00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:18,528 [Cole] The Acolytes finally get their Tag Title shots here tonight. 1389 00:58:18,595 --> 00:58:20,263 They were supposed to get them on Raw Monday. 1390 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:21,931 Christian came down with a flu, 1391 00:58:21,998 --> 00:58:23,700 leading to Edge versus Bradshaw. 1392 00:58:23,766 --> 00:58:26,202 [voiceover] And now the WWE Whack of the Night, 1393 00:58:26,269 --> 00:58:28,338 presented by the Lorillard Tobacco Company's 1394 00:58:28,404 --> 00:58:30,373 Youth Smoking Prevention Program. 1395 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,408 -[Lawler] Look out. -[Ross] Bradshaw has got Edge beat. 1396 00:58:32,475 --> 00:58:34,477 -Hey, wait a minute. -[Lawler] Oh no. 1397 00:58:34,544 --> 00:58:36,446 [Ross] Christian just brought the ring bell in. 1398 00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:38,014 Oh, right between the eyes. 1399 00:58:38,081 --> 00:58:39,816 The ring bell between the eyes. 1400 00:58:39,883 --> 00:58:42,418 -The referee back in the ring. -[Lawler] What a valiant effort. 1401 00:58:42,485 --> 00:58:44,387 [Ross] Edge doesn't even realize he's won. 1402 00:58:44,454 --> 00:58:46,389 [dramatic music playing] 1403 00:58:47,957 --> 00:58:49,025 ["Acolytes" playing] 1404 00:58:49,092 --> 00:58:51,661 [Cole] Well, following that, King, the Acolytes get their hands 1405 00:58:51,728 --> 00:58:54,163 on Edge and Christian here tonight on SmackDown. 1406 00:58:54,230 --> 00:58:57,066 The Number One Contenders finally get their title shots. 1407 00:58:57,133 --> 00:59:00,403 [Lawler] Well, I just hope that Edge and Christian are 100%. 1408 00:59:00,470 --> 00:59:02,438 Could be a lingering illness for Christian. 1409 00:59:02,505 --> 00:59:03,907 [announcer] From Toronto, Canada… 1410 00:59:03,973 --> 00:59:07,076 -[Lawler] He could have a relapse. -[announcer] …weight of 455 pounds, 1411 00:59:07,143 --> 00:59:11,548 they are the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Champions, 1412 00:59:12,081 --> 00:59:14,751 Christian and Edge. 1413 00:59:14,817 --> 00:59:16,085 [Lawler] Uh-oh. Wait a minute. 1414 00:59:17,153 --> 00:59:18,221 [Cole] What is this? 1415 00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:22,425 [crowd booing] 1416 00:59:22,492 --> 00:59:27,163 Now, being the fightingest Tag Team Champions 1417 00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:29,499 in World Wrestling Entertainment history, 1418 00:59:30,366 --> 00:59:37,006 we were so ready to defend our titles tonight against the Acolytes. 1419 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,175 [Lawler] "Were so ready"? 1420 00:59:39,242 --> 00:59:44,480 Unfortunately, due to the disprofessionality of The Rock… 1421 00:59:45,448 --> 00:59:46,616 [Lawler] "Disprofessionality"? 1422 00:59:46,683 --> 00:59:49,052 …I have totally suffered a back injury… 1423 00:59:49,686 --> 00:59:51,120 [Lawler] Uh-oh. He's hurt. 1424 00:59:51,187 --> 00:59:55,291 …as a result of a devastating spinebuster and a Rock Bottom. 1425 00:59:55,892 --> 00:59:56,960 [Lawler] Well, you saw that. 1426 00:59:57,026 --> 00:59:58,261 He needs medical attention. 1427 00:59:58,861 --> 01:00:00,296 I am in bad shape. 1428 01:00:00,797 --> 01:00:04,901 I mean, I am in Golden State Warriors bad shape. [groans] 1429 01:00:04,968 --> 01:00:06,803 [Lawler] Oh man. He's hurt. 1430 01:00:06,869 --> 01:00:09,772 [Cole] He wasn't in bad shape enough not to dis this crowd, King. 1431 01:00:09,839 --> 01:00:11,107 [crowd booing] 1432 01:00:12,875 --> 01:00:14,010 [Lawler] What do you mean? 1433 01:00:15,244 --> 01:00:19,916 So, there will be no Tag Team Title match tonight. 1434 01:00:20,516 --> 01:00:21,985 [crowd booing] 1435 01:00:22,051 --> 01:00:24,721 [Lawler] It's only fair, the man is hurt. He can't defend his title. 1436 01:00:24,787 --> 01:00:27,757 There will be no five-second pose. 1437 01:00:27,824 --> 01:00:28,825 [Lawler] Oh no! 1438 01:00:28,891 --> 01:00:30,693 But I will defend our honor… 1439 01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:32,428 [Lawler] Oh man. 1440 01:00:32,495 --> 01:00:34,497 …in a good, clean, 1441 01:00:35,031 --> 01:00:36,532 100%… 1442 01:00:37,066 --> 01:00:40,670 non-title singles match. 1443 01:00:40,737 --> 01:00:42,238 [crowd booing] 1444 01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:45,508 [Lawler] Well, that's good, but no five seconds of photography? 1445 01:00:46,909 --> 01:00:48,878 ["You Think You Know Me" playing] 1446 01:00:48,945 --> 01:00:50,346 ♪ You think you know me ♪ 1447 01:00:50,413 --> 01:00:51,681 [Lawler] Thanks to The Rock. 1448 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:55,952 He's hurt Edge and now they're not gonna be able to defend the Tag Titles. 1449 01:00:56,019 --> 01:00:59,956 [Cole] So, Christian's going one-on-one with one member of the Acolytes. 1450 01:01:00,623 --> 01:01:04,460 I can understand the spinebuster and the Rock Bottom, King, to Edge but… 1451 01:01:04,527 --> 01:01:06,729 [Lawler] Right, okay. Don't even say any more. 1452 01:01:06,796 --> 01:01:08,698 It's a legitimate injury. Case closed. 1453 01:01:08,765 --> 01:01:10,633 [music drowns out speech] 1454 01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:13,136 [Cole] Well, Christian supposedly suffered the sniffles, 1455 01:01:13,202 --> 01:01:14,370 -I mean, the flu… -[Lawler] Yeah. 1456 01:01:14,437 --> 01:01:15,805 [Cole] …this past Monday on Raw, 1457 01:01:15,872 --> 01:01:18,174 but, as you mentioned, Commissioner Foley, King, 1458 01:01:18,241 --> 01:01:19,676 forced Edge and Christian to undergo 1459 01:01:19,742 --> 01:01:21,878 a battery of medical tests before this matchup. 1460 01:01:21,944 --> 01:01:22,779 [Lawler] Right. 1461 01:01:22,845 --> 01:01:25,314 [Cole] That, of course… Wait. Christian and Faarooq one-on-one. 1462 01:01:25,381 --> 01:01:27,450 Here's a cover and kickout after one. 1463 01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:29,952 [Lawler] Earlier, Edge and Christian were in great physical condition 1464 01:01:30,019 --> 01:01:31,621 till The Rock got his hands on Edge. 1465 01:01:33,923 --> 01:01:35,091 [Cole] Oh, look at this! 1466 01:01:35,158 --> 01:01:37,794 Wait a minute. Cover on Faarooq, kickout after two. 1467 01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:39,495 But I want to know, King, when the Acolytes, 1468 01:01:39,562 --> 01:01:41,097 who are the Number One Contenders, 1469 01:01:41,164 --> 01:01:42,799 are gonna get their Tag Team Title shots. 1470 01:01:42,865 --> 01:01:44,600 I mean, they earned the right. 1471 01:01:44,667 --> 01:01:46,536 [Lawler] They're getting to fight Edge and Christian. 1472 01:01:46,602 --> 01:01:48,204 [Cole] Not with the Tag Titles on the line. 1473 01:01:48,271 --> 01:01:49,405 That's what it's all about. 1474 01:01:50,006 --> 01:01:51,240 -Look at that. -[crowd cheering] 1475 01:01:51,307 --> 01:01:53,543 Shot to the ribs by Faarooq. 1476 01:01:54,410 --> 01:01:56,746 [Cole] Christian may rue the day that he decided to get involved 1477 01:01:56,813 --> 01:01:58,981 in this matchup with Faarooq. 1478 01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:02,585 [Lawler] Yeah. But it's a 100% non-title match. 1479 01:02:02,652 --> 01:02:03,619 [Cole] Oh! 1480 01:02:03,686 --> 01:02:05,588 Hopefully, we'll get an update a little bit later on 1481 01:02:05,655 --> 01:02:07,757 -on the condition of The Rock. -[Lawler] Look at this. 1482 01:02:07,824 --> 01:02:09,358 -See, this is what's bad. -[Cole] Look out. 1483 01:02:09,425 --> 01:02:11,794 [Lawler] The Acolytes have absolutely no regard for the rules. 1484 01:02:11,861 --> 01:02:14,664 [Cole] Steel steps to the back of Christian. 1485 01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:16,532 [Lawler] Speaking of no regard for the rules, 1486 01:02:16,599 --> 01:02:18,167 what about The Undertaker later on? 1487 01:02:18,234 --> 01:02:20,837 [Cole] Yeah. No, disqualification match against Triple H. 1488 01:02:20,903 --> 01:02:21,971 [Lawler] There'll be no rules. 1489 01:02:22,038 --> 01:02:24,340 [Cole] A match set up by Commissioner Mick Foley. 1490 01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:26,242 Here's a cover by Faarooq to Christian. 1491 01:02:26,309 --> 01:02:28,444 There's two, and Christian gets the shoulder up. 1492 01:02:28,945 --> 01:02:31,380 Well, we hope to get an update on the condition of The Rock, King, 1493 01:02:31,948 --> 01:02:34,317 suffering the Crippler Crossface yet again 1494 01:02:34,383 --> 01:02:36,686 at the hands of a cowardly Chris Benoit. 1495 01:02:36,752 --> 01:02:38,521 Backbreaker by Faarooq. 1496 01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:40,723 Cover on Christian and a kickout. 1497 01:02:40,790 --> 01:02:43,359 [Lawler] My sources tell me that EMTs are looking at The Rock right now. 1498 01:02:43,426 --> 01:02:45,027 No matter what… I mean, you got to… 1499 01:02:45,094 --> 01:02:47,330 You got to realize that… how many times now 1500 01:02:47,396 --> 01:02:49,265 has that Crippler Crossface been applied to The Rock? 1501 01:02:49,332 --> 01:02:50,299 [Cole] A number of times. 1502 01:02:50,366 --> 01:02:53,703 [Lawler] Well, every time that it is, it does more and more damage. 1503 01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:55,638 Each time. Oh! You can actually hear those tendons… 1504 01:02:55,705 --> 01:02:57,673 [Cole] Hook of the leg, cover, two, and a kickout. 1505 01:02:57,740 --> 01:03:00,343 [Lawler] It pulls those tendons in your shoulder and in your neck. 1506 01:03:00,409 --> 01:03:01,277 [crowd cheering] 1507 01:03:01,344 --> 01:03:03,679 [Cole] And that leads us to the question of what kind of shape 1508 01:03:03,746 --> 01:03:06,115 is The Rock gonna be in in ten days at Fully Loaded, 1509 01:03:06,182 --> 01:03:08,818 when he defends the title against Chris Benoit? 1510 01:03:09,318 --> 01:03:11,721 [Lawler] Let me tell you, Benoit was like a rabid wolverine. 1511 01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:12,855 He was bleeding. 1512 01:03:12,922 --> 01:03:14,790 -[Cole] He tasted his own blood. -[Lawler] Right. 1513 01:03:14,857 --> 01:03:16,125 And that just makes him crazy. 1514 01:03:16,192 --> 01:03:18,594 [Cole] Look at the bear hug by Faarooq on Christian. 1515 01:03:18,661 --> 01:03:21,030 Kick to the midsection after the shot to the eyes. 1516 01:03:21,097 --> 01:03:22,098 Oh, look at this. 1517 01:03:22,165 --> 01:03:23,299 Edge on the apron. 1518 01:03:23,366 --> 01:03:24,534 [Lawler] Watch your back, man. 1519 01:03:25,134 --> 01:03:27,703 [Cole] That must have taken a lot of strength to climb up on the apron 1520 01:03:27,770 --> 01:03:28,905 with an injured back, King. 1521 01:03:28,971 --> 01:03:31,374 [Lawler] He probably had a back spasm is the reason he got up there. 1522 01:03:32,108 --> 01:03:34,343 [Cole] Look at that DDT by Christian. 1523 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:36,946 The Tag Team… Wait a minute. 1524 01:03:37,013 --> 01:03:38,848 -[Lawler] What is Edge… -[Cole] What is Edge doing? 1525 01:03:38,915 --> 01:03:40,516 -Got the ring bell. -He's got the ring bell. 1526 01:03:40,583 --> 01:03:42,618 -[Lawler] Look out! -[Cole] Bradshaw from behind. 1527 01:03:42,685 --> 01:03:43,986 [Lawler] Watch his back, Bradshaw. 1528 01:03:44,053 --> 01:03:45,655 [Cole] Bradshaw with a right hand to Edge. 1529 01:03:45,721 --> 01:03:47,924 [Lawler] That's our Tag Team Champion, he's got a bad back. 1530 01:03:47,990 --> 01:03:49,458 [Cole] Now look at Christian. Ring bell. 1531 01:03:49,525 --> 01:03:51,494 Faarooq counters, slamming Christian down. 1532 01:03:51,561 --> 01:03:53,896 -[Lawler] Hey. That's not right. -[Cole] Here's the cover. 1533 01:03:53,963 --> 01:03:55,998 -[crowd cheering] -["Acolytes" playing] 1534 01:03:57,900 --> 01:03:59,235 [Lawler] There's no bell to ring. 1535 01:03:59,302 --> 01:04:01,637 [announcer] Here is your winner, Faarooq. 1536 01:04:01,704 --> 01:04:03,239 -[crowd cheering] -[Cole] Oh, look at this. 1537 01:04:03,806 --> 01:04:06,008 Hey, wait a minute. King, Edge… 1538 01:04:06,075 --> 01:04:08,744 -There's nothing wrong with Edge. -[Lawler] What? Look at his back! 1539 01:04:08,811 --> 01:04:09,779 He's writhing in pain. 1540 01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:12,882 [Cole] He had no problem climbing into the ring and knocking over Faarooq. 1541 01:04:12,949 --> 01:04:15,284 [Lawler] What a valiant effort. Somehow. It's almost super human. 1542 01:04:15,351 --> 01:04:16,319 Look at him. 1543 01:04:16,385 --> 01:04:18,454 -Oh, he's collapsing. -[Cole] Oh, come on now. 1544 01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:19,655 [Lawler] Collapsed in pain. 1545 01:04:19,722 --> 01:04:21,891 [Cole] Edge picked up the ring bell and walked into the ring. 1546 01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:24,527 The ring bell worked for Edge and Christian on Raw Monday, 1547 01:04:24,594 --> 01:04:27,163 it didn't work tonight on SmackDown. 1548 01:04:27,230 --> 01:04:29,498 [Lawler] You know how much his chiropractor bill is gonna be? 1549 01:04:29,565 --> 01:04:31,000 [Cole] There's nothing wrong with Edge. 1550 01:04:31,067 --> 01:04:32,201 [Lawler] His back… Ah! 1551 01:04:32,268 --> 01:04:34,303 [Cole] It's The Big Red Machine, Kane, 1552 01:04:34,370 --> 01:04:37,740 awaiting his opportunity, next, on SmackDown. 1553 01:04:37,807 --> 01:04:38,875 [Lawler] Oh my God. 1554 01:04:38,941 --> 01:04:42,578 [Cole] …versus Kurt Angle, Olympic champion, the King of the Ring. 1555 01:04:42,645 --> 01:04:44,113 [Lawler] Kurt, this is not good. 1556 01:04:44,180 --> 01:04:45,615 Look at the look on Kurt's face. 1557 01:04:45,681 --> 01:04:47,750 [Cole] Well, King, you've heard of dead man walking? 1558 01:04:47,817 --> 01:04:48,651 [Lawler] Oh no. 1559 01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:50,519 [Cole] How about dead Olympic hero walking? 1560 01:04:50,586 --> 01:04:52,121 Angle-Kane, next. 1561 01:04:53,089 --> 01:04:54,557 [Vince McMahon] It's time for the XFL. 1562 01:04:54,624 --> 01:04:57,193 Football… back to the fans. 1563 01:04:57,260 --> 01:04:58,561 It's time for the XFL. 1564 01:04:58,628 --> 01:05:01,197 Football… back to Los Angeles. 1565 01:05:01,264 --> 01:05:04,500 [man] I'd like to welcome the XFL to Las Vegas. 1566 01:05:05,001 --> 01:05:09,805 The XFL will present to the fans an interactive live experience 1567 01:05:09,872 --> 01:05:11,607 that they have never had before. 1568 01:05:11,674 --> 01:05:14,910 The XFL will open up the game of football 1569 01:05:14,977 --> 01:05:17,647 like Popeye opens up a can of spinach. 1570 01:05:17,713 --> 01:05:21,817 And if there's a real lousy call by a coach, 1571 01:05:21,884 --> 01:05:25,354 there's gonna be someone right there to say to the coach, 1572 01:05:26,255 --> 01:05:28,157 "That was stupid, wasn't it?" 1573 01:05:28,224 --> 01:05:32,428 See, what we wanna do is capture the real action of the game. 1574 01:05:32,995 --> 01:05:36,666 For each and every game there will be a $100,000 bonus pool 1575 01:05:36,732 --> 01:05:39,602 to be distributed among the players on the winning team. 1576 01:05:39,669 --> 01:05:41,137 The players are paid to play. 1577 01:05:41,203 --> 01:05:43,072 They're just paid more to win. 1578 01:05:43,139 --> 01:05:47,009 [Vince] We, as football fans, have the opportunity to experience the game 1579 01:05:47,076 --> 01:05:49,679 as we've never experienced it before. 1580 01:05:51,681 --> 01:05:52,682 [pyrotechnics exploding] 1581 01:05:52,748 --> 01:05:53,950 -[Cole] Whoa! -[Lawler] Oh man. 1582 01:05:54,016 --> 01:05:55,017 [crowd cheering] 1583 01:05:55,084 --> 01:05:56,085 Oh man. 1584 01:05:56,152 --> 01:05:57,453 ["Out of the Fire" playing] 1585 01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:00,723 This is strong. I tell you, the XFL is gonna be strong too, Michael. 1586 01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:03,893 Did you see Vince McMahon? He was all over the all-star game Tuesday night, 1587 01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,962 telling everybody about the XFL. It's coming. 1588 01:06:07,029 --> 01:06:08,331 And so is Kane! 1589 01:06:09,332 --> 01:06:12,768 [Cole] It's Kane and Kurt Angle, one-on-one. 1590 01:06:12,835 --> 01:06:15,604 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 1591 01:06:15,671 --> 01:06:20,076 Making his way to the ring, and weighing in at 326 pounds… 1592 01:06:20,676 --> 01:06:21,911 Kane! 1593 01:06:22,611 --> 01:06:25,982 [Cole] Well, this matchup, King, was made by Commissioner Mick Foley. 1594 01:06:26,048 --> 01:06:27,016 [Lawler] The rat. 1595 01:06:27,583 --> 01:06:30,453 [Cole] Kurt Angle is about to walk into hell tonight. 1596 01:06:30,519 --> 01:06:32,154 [Lawler] Did you see the look on Kurt's face? 1597 01:06:32,221 --> 01:06:35,191 Everybody's heard the expression "deer in the headlights." 1598 01:06:35,257 --> 01:06:37,360 I mean, that was the look on Kurt's face. 1599 01:06:37,426 --> 01:06:38,394 -Ah! -[pyrotechnics pop] 1600 01:06:38,461 --> 01:06:39,695 [Cole] Do you blame him? 1601 01:06:40,429 --> 01:06:41,530 [Lawler] No. 1602 01:06:41,597 --> 01:06:42,765 [Cole] King of the Ring or not, 1603 01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:46,402 Kurt Angle has got to go one-on-one with that monster, Kane. 1604 01:06:47,136 --> 01:06:48,170 [Lawler] It's just not right. 1605 01:06:48,237 --> 01:06:50,773 -[music continues] -[indistinct muttering] 1606 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,842 Why me? Why does this happen to me? 1607 01:06:53,442 --> 01:06:54,810 This is so unfair. 1608 01:06:54,877 --> 01:06:56,612 Stephanie, boy, am I glad to see you. 1609 01:06:56,679 --> 01:06:57,780 Do you hear that music? 1610 01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,348 I know, it's Kane. 1611 01:06:59,415 --> 01:07:01,717 I have a match against Kane right now. 1612 01:07:01,784 --> 01:07:03,419 I know. That's… I was gonna say good luck. 1613 01:07:03,486 --> 01:07:06,222 I mean, it's bad enough that Commissioner Foley books me 1614 01:07:06,288 --> 01:07:08,524 in a match against The Undertaker at Fully Loaded, 1615 01:07:08,591 --> 01:07:09,825 but tonight with Kane? 1616 01:07:09,892 --> 01:07:10,726 I… I know… 1617 01:07:10,793 --> 01:07:13,362 First of all, nobody wants to see me and The Undertaker go at it. 1618 01:07:13,429 --> 01:07:15,931 But now I have Kane. This is completely unfair. 1619 01:07:15,998 --> 01:07:17,933 Well, you know, Foley is unfair. 1620 01:07:18,801 --> 01:07:19,835 I know. 1621 01:07:20,503 --> 01:07:22,571 You know, can I have a hug? 1622 01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:25,007 -Thank you. -What… Oh. 1623 01:07:25,608 --> 01:07:27,676 -Thank you very much. -[chuckling] Oh… 1624 01:07:31,013 --> 01:07:32,581 I gotta go. I have a match. 1625 01:07:34,049 --> 01:07:35,651 What the hell is that? 1626 01:07:35,718 --> 01:07:37,586 Kurt forced himself on me. 1627 01:07:37,653 --> 01:07:39,155 -He what? -I was just walking by 1628 01:07:39,221 --> 01:07:40,523 and he grabbed me. 1629 01:07:40,589 --> 01:07:42,391 And he forced himself on me. 1630 01:07:42,458 --> 01:07:43,559 Son of a… 1631 01:07:43,626 --> 01:07:46,629 [Lawler] I don't know, but Kurt, all he wanted was a hug. 1632 01:07:47,163 --> 01:07:51,167 I mean, it's like out of the frying pan and into the fire for poor Kurt. 1633 01:07:51,233 --> 01:07:52,535 ["Medal" playing] 1634 01:07:52,601 --> 01:07:55,805 [Cole] And Kurt Angle, a grown man, needs a hug before a match? 1635 01:07:55,871 --> 01:07:56,772 Please. 1636 01:07:57,706 --> 01:07:59,575 [Lawler] Well, I can understand that. 1637 01:07:59,642 --> 01:08:00,776 [announcer] His opponent, 1638 01:08:01,677 --> 01:08:04,246 making his way to the ring, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, 1639 01:08:04,814 --> 01:08:07,550 weighing in at 237 pounds, 1640 01:08:07,616 --> 01:08:10,920 he's the 2000 King of the Ring, 1641 01:08:10,986 --> 01:08:12,588 Kurt Angle. 1642 01:08:12,655 --> 01:08:15,958 [Cole] Well, Kurt Angle is looking over one shoulder for Triple H, 1643 01:08:16,025 --> 01:08:18,828 who just caught Kurt Angle hugging his wife, Stephanie. 1644 01:08:18,894 --> 01:08:21,630 And now he's facing The Big Red Machine. 1645 01:08:21,697 --> 01:08:22,832 [fireworks popping, whistling] 1646 01:08:22,898 --> 01:08:24,633 And Kurt Angle's own fireworks 1647 01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:26,802 just scared him out of his boots, King. 1648 01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:29,004 [Lawler] This is not good. 1649 01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:33,008 [Cole] Kurt Angle has got Triple H upset with him. 1650 01:08:33,075 --> 01:08:36,645 He's got Commissioner Mick Foley putting him in this matchup against Kane. 1651 01:08:36,712 --> 01:08:40,349 [Lawler] He's got The Undertaker… He's got The Undertaker at Fully Loaded, 1652 01:08:40,416 --> 01:08:42,351 and now he's got Kane staring him right in the face. 1653 01:08:42,418 --> 01:08:43,719 -This is awful. -[bell rings] 1654 01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:46,422 [Cole] Kurt Angle knocked down with a right hand by Kane. 1655 01:08:46,489 --> 01:08:47,389 And here we go. 1656 01:08:47,456 --> 01:08:49,258 Kane and Kurt Angle, one-on-one, 1657 01:08:49,325 --> 01:08:52,294 in a matchup set by Commissioner Mick Foley. 1658 01:08:52,795 --> 01:08:54,697 -Mick Foley is not here tonight. -[Lawler] Right. 1659 01:08:54,763 --> 01:08:57,133 [Cole] Ten thousand miles away on a promotional tour. 1660 01:08:57,199 --> 01:08:58,467 [Lawler] In Jakarta or somewhere. 1661 01:08:58,534 --> 01:09:00,369 I hope Foley ends up in a Jakarta jail. 1662 01:09:00,436 --> 01:09:01,904 [Cole] But you got to admit though, 1663 01:09:01,971 --> 01:09:04,573 Mick Foley's mark has been made here tonight on SmackDown. 1664 01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:07,243 -[Lawler] No kidding. -[Cole] You mentioned a big announcement 1665 01:09:07,309 --> 01:09:09,211 earlier on this week by Mick Foley. 1666 01:09:09,278 --> 01:09:13,916 Kurt Angle and The Undertaker in ten days at Fully Loaded. 1667 01:09:16,252 --> 01:09:18,087 Kane with a big right hand to Kurt Angle. 1668 01:09:18,787 --> 01:09:21,056 [Lawler] Believe me, Kurt, you cannot slug it out with Kane. 1669 01:09:21,123 --> 01:09:22,458 You got to get him off his feet. 1670 01:09:22,525 --> 01:09:24,760 [Cole] Oh, look at the strength of Kane, the power, 1671 01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:27,696 holding Kurt Angle in the air some five seconds. 1672 01:09:27,763 --> 01:09:30,666 A vertical suplex by The Big Red Machine. 1673 01:09:30,733 --> 01:09:33,169 [Lawler] Oh, and Kurt's blood rushing through his head like that. 1674 01:09:33,235 --> 01:09:34,136 It's just not right. 1675 01:09:34,203 --> 01:09:36,038 This is all a misunderstanding, you know? 1676 01:09:36,105 --> 01:09:37,339 That was a misunderstanding. 1677 01:09:37,406 --> 01:09:39,308 He didn't mean anything by hugging Stephanie. 1678 01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:40,576 Triple H misunderstood. 1679 01:09:40,643 --> 01:09:42,745 [Cole] But why does a grown man need a hug before a match? 1680 01:09:42,811 --> 01:09:45,314 He's supposed to be the King of the Ring, the Olympic hero. 1681 01:09:45,381 --> 01:09:46,882 Why would he need a hug before this match? 1682 01:09:46,949 --> 01:09:48,317 [Lawler] Come on. Kurt didn't mean to… 1683 01:09:48,384 --> 01:09:50,853 [Cole] Hook of the leg, there's two. Kickout by Kurt Angle. 1684 01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:53,322 [Lawler] He didn't mean to mess Undertaker's motorcycle up. 1685 01:09:53,389 --> 01:09:55,991 It was just an accident. That's a big misunderstanding. 1686 01:09:56,559 --> 01:09:59,195 [Cole] I have feeling this is what it's gonna be like at Fully Loaded. 1687 01:09:59,762 --> 01:10:01,330 A preview for Kurt Angle. 1688 01:10:01,397 --> 01:10:03,399 [Lawler] Oh no. I think it'll be a lot worse than this. 1689 01:10:03,899 --> 01:10:05,334 [Cole] And look at Kane and Angle, 1690 01:10:05,401 --> 01:10:08,771 the big King of the Ring, the coward begging off. 1691 01:10:08,837 --> 01:10:10,272 [Lawler] No, he's not. He's negotiating. 1692 01:10:10,339 --> 01:10:11,740 -[Cole] Negotiating? -[Lawler] Oh no. 1693 01:10:11,807 --> 01:10:13,142 [Cole] There's your negotiation. 1694 01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:16,445 [Lawler] You can't negotiate with a big, fried freak like that. Oh! 1695 01:10:16,512 --> 01:10:20,015 [Cole] And Kane with massive right hands to the face of Kurt Angle. 1696 01:10:21,083 --> 01:10:22,284 [Lawler] Oh, Kurt. 1697 01:10:22,351 --> 01:10:23,586 [Cole] It serves him right. 1698 01:10:24,453 --> 01:10:26,021 Kurt Angle, the egomaniac. 1699 01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:29,925 Shot to the back of the head of Kane by Kurt Angle. 1700 01:10:29,992 --> 01:10:32,194 [Lawler] Oh, they're good shots. Come on. Come on, King Kurt. 1701 01:10:32,861 --> 01:10:33,963 Lift him. 1702 01:10:34,029 --> 01:10:35,531 Put all your Olympic effort in it. 1703 01:10:35,598 --> 01:10:37,499 [Cole] Kurt Angle trying to waist-lock Kane, 1704 01:10:37,566 --> 01:10:39,301 but Kane would have nothing of it. 1705 01:10:39,368 --> 01:10:40,769 -[Lawler] Oh no. -[Cole] Look at Kane. 1706 01:10:40,836 --> 01:10:43,539 Look at the strength of the 325-pounder. 1707 01:10:43,606 --> 01:10:46,308 A military press. Look at this, King. 1708 01:10:46,375 --> 01:10:48,277 [Lawler] He's doing exercises with the Olympic hero. 1709 01:10:48,344 --> 01:10:52,448 [Cole] Can you believe Kane, military pressing a human being? 1710 01:10:52,514 --> 01:10:53,449 [Lawler] What's this? 1711 01:10:54,016 --> 01:10:55,784 Oh, that big, fried freak is gonna fly. 1712 01:10:56,352 --> 01:10:59,021 [Cole] And Kurt Angle is in trouble. 1713 01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:00,422 -Kane, top rope. -[Lawler] In trouble? 1714 01:11:00,489 --> 01:11:02,224 Is that all you can say? Oh! 1715 01:11:02,291 --> 01:11:05,361 [Cole] Kane flies, almost decapitating Angle. 1716 01:11:06,095 --> 01:11:08,897 [Lawler] Oh no. Not this. 1717 01:11:08,964 --> 01:11:11,567 [Cole] Kane is fully loaded tonight on SmackDown. 1718 01:11:11,634 --> 01:11:13,068 [Lawler] Kurt, it's time to leave. 1719 01:11:13,135 --> 01:11:15,537 [Cole] Kurt Angle's gonna go for a ride. 1720 01:11:15,604 --> 01:11:17,406 -[Lawler] There you go. -[Cole] A shot to the leg. 1721 01:11:17,473 --> 01:11:20,776 Angle, trying to go low to Kane, blocking the chokeslam. 1722 01:11:20,843 --> 01:11:21,777 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 1723 01:11:22,478 --> 01:11:24,113 There you go. Take his leg out. 1724 01:11:24,179 --> 01:11:25,581 Oh, he still didn't go down. 1725 01:11:25,648 --> 01:11:28,517 [Cole] Kurt Angle wisely trying to knock the big man off his feet, 1726 01:11:28,584 --> 01:11:29,785 but Kane is still up. 1727 01:11:29,852 --> 01:11:31,487 [Lawler] Don't give up. Go back to those legs. 1728 01:11:31,553 --> 01:11:33,355 [Core] Angle going to the left knee again of Kane. 1729 01:11:33,422 --> 01:11:36,191 [Lawler] Remember those three I's: intensity, intelligence… 1730 01:11:36,825 --> 01:11:38,527 -What's the other one? -[Cole] Integrity. 1731 01:11:38,594 --> 01:11:40,562 -[Lawler] Yeah. -[Cole] Which he has none of, mind you. 1732 01:11:40,629 --> 01:11:42,031 [Lawler] What are you talking about? 1733 01:11:42,097 --> 01:11:44,233 [Cole] And Kane with a big clothesline to Kurt Angle. 1734 01:11:46,235 --> 01:11:47,503 [Lawler] Come on, King Kurt. 1735 01:11:48,237 --> 01:11:49,571 Don't let us Kings down. 1736 01:11:50,072 --> 01:11:51,774 [Cole] Well, King, after what we're seeing here, 1737 01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:53,409 how in the world is Kurt Angle gonna be able 1738 01:11:53,475 --> 01:11:56,679 to contend with The Undertaker in ten days on pay-per-view? 1739 01:11:56,745 --> 01:11:59,281 [Lawler] Well, this is why Kurt Angle himself said 1740 01:11:59,348 --> 01:12:01,717 nobody would want to see The Undertaker against Kurt Angle. 1741 01:12:02,217 --> 01:12:03,485 Not a popular match. 1742 01:12:04,053 --> 01:12:06,021 [Cole] Commissioner Foley thought a lot of people, 1743 01:12:06,088 --> 01:12:08,657 including myself, wanted to see Kane and Kurt Angle here tonight 1744 01:12:08,724 --> 01:12:10,326 -on SmackDown. -[Lawler] Oh no. 1745 01:12:10,959 --> 01:12:12,795 [Cole] Oh, look out. Kurt Angle is in trouble. 1746 01:12:12,861 --> 01:12:14,496 -[Lawler] Get away. -[Cole] Counter on Kane… 1747 01:12:15,397 --> 01:12:16,231 Oh, look out. 1748 01:12:16,298 --> 01:12:18,300 Kurt Angle, drop toehold, Kane into the second rope. 1749 01:12:18,367 --> 01:12:20,336 [Lawler] Okay. You got him down. You got him down. 1750 01:12:20,402 --> 01:12:21,603 Oh, don't let him… He's back up. 1751 01:12:21,670 --> 01:12:23,105 [Cole] He wasn't down for that long. 1752 01:12:23,172 --> 01:12:25,407 A dropkick to the knee again by Kurt Angle. 1753 01:12:25,474 --> 01:12:26,642 [Lawler] Now he's down good. 1754 01:12:26,709 --> 01:12:29,311 [Cole] And Kane is down as Angle goes to work on that knee 1755 01:12:29,378 --> 01:12:30,579 of The Big Red Machine. 1756 01:12:30,646 --> 01:12:32,581 [Lawler] Keep him down. Keep him down. 1757 01:12:34,550 --> 01:12:37,419 Look at this. This is intensity and intelligence. 1758 01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:41,090 [Cole] Kurt Angle with the kicks to the knee of The Big Red Machine. 1759 01:12:41,156 --> 01:12:43,292 Kurt Angle is fighting for his life here, King. 1760 01:12:43,358 --> 01:12:45,994 [Lawler] Hey, remember what you said a while ago, preview boy? 1761 01:12:46,061 --> 01:12:48,897 This could be a little preview of what could happen to The Undertaker 1762 01:12:48,964 --> 01:12:50,666 -at Fully Loaded, you know. -[Cole] Kurt Angle… 1763 01:12:50,733 --> 01:12:51,934 -Kane in trouble. -[Lawler] Look! 1764 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,870 [Cole] Oh, Kane's knee wrapped around that steel post. 1765 01:12:55,404 --> 01:12:56,405 [referee] Get inside! 1766 01:12:56,905 --> 01:12:58,974 [Cole] Kurt Angle, now he's trash talking. 1767 01:12:59,041 --> 01:12:59,908 Oh, look out. 1768 01:12:59,975 --> 01:13:01,310 Kane… Wait a minute. 1769 01:13:01,376 --> 01:13:03,512 It's Triple H, The Game. 1770 01:13:04,146 --> 01:13:06,448 [Lawler] Kurt… No. Triple H, it was a misunderstanding. 1771 01:13:07,116 --> 01:13:09,485 -Look out. -[Cole] Kurt Angle into the steel steps. 1772 01:13:09,551 --> 01:13:10,586 [Lawler] Oh, no. 1773 01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:12,121 He didn't mean… 1774 01:13:12,187 --> 01:13:14,089 [Cole] Triple H caught Kurt Angle hugging his wife. 1775 01:13:14,156 --> 01:13:15,257 [Lawler] It wasn't a real hug. 1776 01:13:15,324 --> 01:13:16,158 It was… 1777 01:13:16,959 --> 01:13:19,094 [Cole] Real hug or not, Triple H is livid. 1778 01:13:19,161 --> 01:13:22,531 [Lawler] It was a platonic hug, just a friendly hug. Ah! 1779 01:13:22,598 --> 01:13:24,900 [Cole] Chokeslam to Kurt Angle. 1780 01:13:24,967 --> 01:13:27,302 One-handed chokeslam by Kane. 1781 01:13:27,369 --> 01:13:28,203 It's over. 1782 01:13:28,270 --> 01:13:30,172 -[bell rings] -[Lawler] That wasn't very platonic. 1783 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:31,573 ["Out of the Fire" playing] 1784 01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:33,242 [Cole] Kane picks up the win. 1785 01:13:33,308 --> 01:13:35,611 [announcer] Here is your winner, Kane. 1786 01:13:36,578 --> 01:13:39,214 [Cole] With an unlikely assist from Triple H. 1787 01:13:39,281 --> 01:13:41,683 -Triple H was livid… -[Lawler] Oh, my God. 1788 01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:45,621 [Cole] …that Kurt Angle had hugged his wife, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. 1789 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:49,358 Triple H getting back at Kurt Angle. 1790 01:13:51,026 --> 01:13:52,594 [voiceover] wwe.com. 1791 01:13:53,362 --> 01:13:54,296 New graphics. 1792 01:13:54,863 --> 01:13:56,365 New navigation. 1793 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:57,666 New look. 1794 01:13:57,733 --> 01:13:59,501 Same attitude. 1795 01:13:59,568 --> 01:14:01,069 [hard rock music playing] 1796 01:14:01,136 --> 01:14:04,473 wwe.com. Expect the un-expected. 1797 01:14:06,942 --> 01:14:09,244 [Cole] Back on SmackDown, King. Just as it seemed Kurt Angle 1798 01:14:09,311 --> 01:14:10,746 was about to take out Kane, 1799 01:14:10,813 --> 01:14:13,215 a jealous Triple H turned the tables. 1800 01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:15,818 [Lawler] I couldn't believe this. It was a misunderstanding. 1801 01:14:15,884 --> 01:14:16,819 Oh, no. 1802 01:14:16,885 --> 01:14:17,820 [Cole] Misunderstanding? 1803 01:14:17,886 --> 01:14:20,823 Kurt Angle had hugged Triple H's wife, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. 1804 01:14:20,889 --> 01:14:23,425 And a jealous Triple H took advantage. 1805 01:14:23,492 --> 01:14:27,596 [Lawler] And then Kane, Kane took advantage of what Triple H, 1806 01:14:27,663 --> 01:14:29,731 the damage Triple H did to Kurt Angle. 1807 01:14:30,232 --> 01:14:32,234 [Cole] Shades, perhaps, of The Undertaker 1808 01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:35,304 when The Undertaker meets Kurt Angle in ten days 1809 01:14:35,370 --> 01:14:37,506 at Fully Loaded on pay-per-view. 1810 01:14:37,573 --> 01:14:40,275 ["Slow Death" playing] 1811 01:14:40,342 --> 01:14:41,443 [bell rings] 1812 01:14:41,510 --> 01:14:44,146 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall 1813 01:14:44,213 --> 01:14:49,785 and it is for the World Wrestling Entertainment Hardcore Championship. 1814 01:14:49,852 --> 01:14:54,056 Introducing first, the challenger, from Mobile, Alabama, 1815 01:14:54,122 --> 01:14:57,860 weighing in at, allegedly, well over 400 pounds… 1816 01:14:58,594 --> 01:15:00,062 Crash. 1817 01:15:00,128 --> 01:15:02,364 [crowd cheering] 1818 01:15:02,865 --> 01:15:05,367 [Lawler] Well, the WWE presents Fully Loaded. 1819 01:15:05,434 --> 01:15:07,836 Fully Loaded will be live in just ten days, 1820 01:15:07,903 --> 01:15:09,304 Sunday July 23rd, 1821 01:15:09,371 --> 01:15:12,374 from the sold-out Reunion Arena in Dallas, Texas, 1822 01:15:12,441 --> 01:15:14,543 exclusively on pay-per-view. 1823 01:15:14,610 --> 01:15:16,845 [Cole] Three huge matches for Fully Loaded. 1824 01:15:16,912 --> 01:15:20,916 The Rock takes on Chris Benoit, with the WWE Title on the line. 1825 01:15:20,983 --> 01:15:26,221 Triple H takes on Y2J, and Kurt Angle versus The Undertaker, 1826 01:15:26,288 --> 01:15:29,191 all in ten days on pay-per-view. 1827 01:15:29,892 --> 01:15:32,561 [announcer] Weighing in at 246 pounds, 1828 01:15:33,128 --> 01:15:37,966 he is the World Wrestling Entertainment Hardcore Champion, 1829 01:15:38,467 --> 01:15:40,302 the Lethal Weapon, 1830 01:15:40,369 --> 01:15:42,104 Steve Blackman. 1831 01:15:42,170 --> 01:15:44,673 [Cole] Well, it's the only title in World Wrestling Entertainment 1832 01:15:44,740 --> 01:15:47,309 defended 24 hours a day, seven days a week. 1833 01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:49,845 No holds barred, falls count anywhere, 1834 01:15:49,912 --> 01:15:53,248 as Crash Holly looks to get his Hardcore Title back 1835 01:15:53,315 --> 01:15:54,449 against Steve Blackman. 1836 01:15:54,516 --> 01:15:56,184 [Lawler] Blackman, you better pay attention. 1837 01:15:56,251 --> 01:15:58,453 You're probably the most dangerous champion we've ever had, 1838 01:15:58,520 --> 01:15:59,988 but watch out for Crash. 1839 01:16:00,055 --> 01:16:02,391 Oh! Don't underestimate him. 1840 01:16:02,991 --> 01:16:05,327 He'll hit you with a Spacely Sprocket. 1841 01:16:05,394 --> 01:16:08,664 [Cole] Look at the martial arts expert, the Lethal Weapon, Steve Blackman, 1842 01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:12,634 taking that leather strap from Crash Holly and going to work on Crash. 1843 01:16:13,201 --> 01:16:16,538 You hit it right, King, the complexion of the Hardcore division 1844 01:16:16,605 --> 01:16:18,040 surely has changed. 1845 01:16:18,106 --> 01:16:19,241 Look at this. 1846 01:16:19,308 --> 01:16:21,910 Crash Holly, by his neck, whipped across the ring. 1847 01:16:21,977 --> 01:16:23,178 [Lawler] Very dangerous. 1848 01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:25,280 [Cole] The complexion of the division surely has changed 1849 01:16:25,347 --> 01:16:27,616 since Steve Blackman became champion. 1850 01:16:28,116 --> 01:16:30,285 You know, a lot of the Hardcore Champions look for weapons, 1851 01:16:30,352 --> 01:16:32,487 Steve Blackman is one of those guys who carries them 1852 01:16:32,554 --> 01:16:34,389 in a duffle bag all the time. 1853 01:16:34,456 --> 01:16:35,624 [Lawler] Plus, he is a weapon. 1854 01:16:35,691 --> 01:16:37,793 That's his name, you know, Lethal Weapon, duh. 1855 01:16:38,727 --> 01:16:40,829 Poor Crash, he loves that Hardcore Championship 1856 01:16:40,896 --> 01:16:42,264 better than a kid loves candy. 1857 01:16:42,331 --> 01:16:43,532 Ow! Where'd that hit him? Oh! 1858 01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:46,068 [Cole] Shot to the back of the head with that trash container lid 1859 01:16:46,134 --> 01:16:47,803 by Steve Blackman. 1860 01:16:47,869 --> 01:16:48,804 [Lawler] Crash loves… 1861 01:16:48,870 --> 01:16:50,405 [Cole] Cover by Blackman. Two, kickout. 1862 01:16:50,472 --> 01:16:52,908 [Lawler] Crash loves the Hardcore Title better than… 1863 01:16:52,975 --> 01:16:54,977 better than JR loves barbecue sauce. 1864 01:16:55,043 --> 01:16:57,179 [Cole] Well, King, at the conclusion of this matchup, 1865 01:16:57,245 --> 01:17:00,449 we're gonna get you an update on the condition of The Rock, 1866 01:17:00,515 --> 01:17:03,318 the People's Champion, ambushed, attacked from behind 1867 01:17:03,385 --> 01:17:05,988 by Chris Benoit earlier on and, once again, 1868 01:17:06,054 --> 01:17:08,090 locked in the Crippler Crossface. 1869 01:17:08,156 --> 01:17:10,359 [Lawler] Rock's got to be in bad shape. Speaking of bad shape… 1870 01:17:10,425 --> 01:17:12,794 Look at this, this leather strap is so tight around the neck, 1871 01:17:12,861 --> 01:17:13,829 he can't get it off. 1872 01:17:13,895 --> 01:17:14,863 Now, you got him. 1873 01:17:15,497 --> 01:17:19,101 Oh. I believe Blackman actually escaped. 1874 01:17:19,167 --> 01:17:21,937 [Cole] Again, following this matchup, an update on the condition of The Rock. 1875 01:17:22,004 --> 01:17:25,173 And what about those cowards Shane and Benoit leaving Oakland, 1876 01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:27,509 feeling the Oakland Arena immediately following that attack. 1877 01:17:27,576 --> 01:17:28,777 [Lawler] Check this out. 1878 01:17:28,844 --> 01:17:29,745 They're busy. 1879 01:17:29,811 --> 01:17:31,813 -Oh! Oh. Ow, ow, ow! -[Cole] Look at this. 1880 01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:33,815 [Lawler] That hurt. That'll leave a mark. 1881 01:17:33,882 --> 01:17:35,450 [Cole] Blackman with that Kendo stick. 1882 01:17:35,517 --> 01:17:37,319 Keep in mind he's a martial arts expert. 1883 01:17:37,386 --> 01:17:39,621 Crash Holly may be out of his league here. 1884 01:17:39,688 --> 01:17:41,523 [Lawler] Man, this looks like Return of the Jedi. 1885 01:17:42,724 --> 01:17:44,059 [Cole] But they aren't lightsabers. 1886 01:17:44,126 --> 01:17:45,961 [Lawler] And Crash ain't Obi-Wan Kenobi, either. 1887 01:17:46,028 --> 01:17:47,562 -[Cole] Oh, look at this. -Oh man. 1888 01:17:47,629 --> 01:17:51,233 [Cole] Shot to the midsection. Steve Blackman, so quick, quick as a cat. 1889 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:53,869 [Lawler] I wanna tell you something. 1890 01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:58,073 [Cole] A living, breathing, lethal weapon, Steve Blackman. 1891 01:17:58,140 --> 01:17:59,408 [Lawler] Stay in the ring, Crash. 1892 01:17:59,474 --> 01:18:00,809 You can't come over here by us. 1893 01:18:01,576 --> 01:18:02,744 [Cole] Coming up next, King, 1894 01:18:02,811 --> 01:18:05,013 Triple H, The Undertaker, one-on-one, 1895 01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:07,382 -no disqualification. -[Lawler] Wait a minute. 1896 01:18:07,449 --> 01:18:09,184 Where is Crash? Where'd he go? 1897 01:18:10,085 --> 01:18:12,788 [Cole] Crash Holly with a fire extinguisher. 1898 01:18:12,854 --> 01:18:13,855 [Lawler] Oh man. 1899 01:18:13,922 --> 01:18:15,791 That's the only way you cool off the Lethal Weapon. 1900 01:18:15,857 --> 01:18:17,359 [Cole] Crash Holly with that leather strap. 1901 01:18:17,426 --> 01:18:20,228 Once again, the Hardcore Champion, Steve Blackman, is in trouble. 1902 01:18:20,295 --> 01:18:22,064 Now, Blackman is on the other end of the strap. 1903 01:18:22,130 --> 01:18:24,499 [Lawler] Blackman needed to chill out, anyway. Oh, wow. 1904 01:18:24,566 --> 01:18:26,635 [Cole] Into those barricades goes Blackman. 1905 01:18:27,135 --> 01:18:29,838 [Lawler] I thought I was watching a tennis match. 1906 01:18:29,905 --> 01:18:30,939 [Cole] Oh, look out. 1907 01:18:31,006 --> 01:18:32,407 [Lawler] Gonna serve him up. Ooh. 1908 01:18:34,176 --> 01:18:35,177 Oh man. 1909 01:18:35,243 --> 01:18:37,913 [Cole] Trash container lid twice to the head of Steve Blackman. 1910 01:18:38,914 --> 01:18:40,982 We could see this type of action coming up next, King, 1911 01:18:41,049 --> 01:18:42,784 because there's no disqualification 1912 01:18:42,851 --> 01:18:45,153 when The Undertaker takes on Triple H. 1913 01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:47,489 [Lawler] That's what's so bad about that Mick Foley. 1914 01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:51,026 I said this before, he can't grin from ear to ear 'cause he's only got one ear, 1915 01:18:51,093 --> 01:18:53,428 but he's gotta be happy about that stipulation. 1916 01:18:53,495 --> 01:18:56,131 [Cole] Would you call it a death sentence for Triple H? 1917 01:18:56,198 --> 01:18:57,332 [Lawler] Right. 1918 01:18:57,399 --> 01:18:58,700 I mean, The Undertaker, 1919 01:18:58,767 --> 01:19:02,370 the American Badass with no disqualification rules, huh? 1920 01:19:02,437 --> 01:19:04,306 [Cole] The Game, Triple H, telling The Undertaker, 1921 01:19:04,372 --> 01:19:06,174 "You mess with me, you'll go to the hospital." 1922 01:19:06,241 --> 01:19:09,277 And Crash's head bouncing off those steel steps. 1923 01:19:09,344 --> 01:19:10,612 [Lawler] Did you see… [chuckles] 1924 01:19:10,679 --> 01:19:12,814 -[Cole] I saw it, all right. -[Lawler] Oh my gosh, Crash. 1925 01:19:12,881 --> 01:19:14,216 I'd just throw in the towel. 1926 01:19:14,282 --> 01:19:16,585 See if he can find a towel under there, throw it in. 1927 01:19:18,787 --> 01:19:20,355 Look at Crash, he won't quit. 1928 01:19:20,422 --> 01:19:22,891 [Cole] Steve Blackman, the Hardcore Champion, in control. 1929 01:19:22,958 --> 01:19:25,360 Want to remind the fans in Kansas City, 1930 01:19:25,427 --> 01:19:29,464 great WWE live action headlined by The Undertaker 1931 01:19:29,531 --> 01:19:31,633 this coming Saturday night, King. 1932 01:19:31,700 --> 01:19:33,401 -[Lawler] Oh! That's right. -[Cole] Undertaker, 1933 01:19:33,468 --> 01:19:36,505 Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, all on that huge card in Kansas City, 1934 01:19:36,571 --> 01:19:37,405 Saturday night. 1935 01:19:37,472 --> 01:19:39,574 [Lawler] It's gonna be an extravaganza at the Kemper Arena. 1936 01:19:39,641 --> 01:19:41,576 King Kurt Angle is gonna be there. Uh-oh. 1937 01:19:41,643 --> 01:19:42,978 -[Cole] Look out. -[Lawler] Oh no. 1938 01:19:43,044 --> 01:19:45,881 [Cole] Yeah, there's Blackman's duffle bag and there are those nunchucks. 1939 01:19:45,947 --> 01:19:47,082 [Lawler] Oh, this is not fair. 1940 01:19:47,149 --> 01:19:48,917 Like I say, brings his weapons… Oh! 1941 01:19:48,984 --> 01:19:51,920 [Cole] Oh, look at this. Blackman, a master with those nunchucks, 1942 01:19:51,987 --> 01:19:53,755 going to work on Crash Holly. 1943 01:19:54,756 --> 01:19:57,692 We gotta hand it to Crash Holly, he's not gonna quit. 1944 01:19:57,759 --> 01:20:00,729 But after that shot to the face, he's in all kinds of trouble. 1945 01:20:00,795 --> 01:20:03,899 [Lawler] Oh, that whole Holly family, they've always had more guts than brains. 1946 01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:08,537 [Cole] Hardcore Holly, Crash's cousin, out with a broken arm, 1947 01:20:08,603 --> 01:20:10,806 suffered at the hands of Kurt Angle. 1948 01:20:10,872 --> 01:20:12,674 [Lawler] Yeah, how much brains did he have? 1949 01:20:12,741 --> 01:20:15,143 He had his arm broken, he continued on, finished the match. 1950 01:20:15,210 --> 01:20:17,546 [Cole] How shameless was Kurt Angle celebrating that victory? 1951 01:20:17,612 --> 01:20:19,714 -[Lawler] Oh no, what's this? -[Cole] Look at this. 1952 01:20:19,781 --> 01:20:21,716 Crash Holly is in La La Land, 1953 01:20:21,783 --> 01:20:24,686 and the Lethal Weapon, the martial arts expert… 1954 01:20:24,753 --> 01:20:26,221 [Lawler] This can't be good. 1955 01:20:26,288 --> 01:20:27,489 [Cole] What a kick to the face. 1956 01:20:27,556 --> 01:20:30,091 Crash Holly bouncing off that trash container. 1957 01:20:30,859 --> 01:20:33,128 -[Lawler] Oh boy. -[Cole] And a cover by Blackman. 1958 01:20:33,762 --> 01:20:35,063 -It's over. -[bell rings] 1959 01:20:35,130 --> 01:20:39,267 The Lethal Weapon, so dangerous, impressive as he retains his title. 1960 01:20:39,334 --> 01:20:40,502 [announcer] Here's your winner 1961 01:20:40,569 --> 01:20:44,806 and still World Wrestling Entertainment Hardcore Champion, 1962 01:20:44,873 --> 01:20:46,842 the Lethal Weapon, 1963 01:20:46,908 --> 01:20:48,610 Steve Blackman. 1964 01:20:48,677 --> 01:20:51,446 [Cole] So Steve Blackman retains the Hardcore Championship. 1965 01:20:51,513 --> 01:20:54,449 Well, King, we were talking about it, earlier on tonight, 1966 01:20:54,516 --> 01:20:58,787 Chris Benoit with a shameless ambush from behind on The Rock, 1967 01:20:58,853 --> 01:21:01,122 attacking The Rock during this interview. 1968 01:21:01,189 --> 01:21:04,593 The Rock is gonna take his boot… No, take both his boots, 1969 01:21:04,659 --> 01:21:06,428 turn them sum-[bleep] sideways, 1970 01:21:06,494 --> 01:21:08,530 and stick them straight up your candy [bleep]. 1971 01:21:08,597 --> 01:21:11,766 [crowd cheering] 1972 01:21:13,335 --> 01:21:15,704 If you smell… 1973 01:21:15,770 --> 01:21:18,240 [Cole] And watch Chris Benoit, the attack from behind. 1974 01:21:18,306 --> 01:21:21,176 Once again locking in the Crippler Crossface 1975 01:21:21,243 --> 01:21:23,812 -to the People's Champion, The Rock. -That's it, Rocky. Yeah, that's it. 1976 01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:25,080 Scream, baby. Scream. 1977 01:21:25,146 --> 01:21:27,182 I can't smell what you're cooking now, Rock. 1978 01:21:27,249 --> 01:21:29,951 I can't smell what you're cooking. No. No. 1979 01:21:30,018 --> 01:21:32,120 [Cole] Kevin Kelly is standing by now 1980 01:21:32,187 --> 01:21:34,389 with an update on the condition of The Rock. 1981 01:21:34,456 --> 01:21:35,457 I know what you're… 1982 01:21:35,523 --> 01:21:38,059 As you just saw, Chris Benoit and Shane McMahon 1983 01:21:38,126 --> 01:21:40,362 brutally attacked The Rock during an interview. 1984 01:21:40,428 --> 01:21:43,498 Now, this is not the first time that The Rock has suffered injury 1985 01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:46,334 at the hands of Benoit's Crippler Crossface, 1986 01:21:46,401 --> 01:21:49,738 but if there was ever a line for Benoit and Shane to cross, 1987 01:21:49,804 --> 01:21:51,273 it was tonight. 1988 01:21:51,339 --> 01:21:52,741 As I saw The Rock leave the building, 1989 01:21:52,807 --> 01:21:56,878 I saw a fire in his eyes I have never seen before. 1990 01:21:56,945 --> 01:22:00,015 Clearly, the next time these two men cross paths, 1991 01:22:00,081 --> 01:22:02,517 there's going to be hell breaking loose. 1992 01:22:03,084 --> 01:22:05,587 [Cole] Well, King, I'll tell you, whose paths are crossing next? 1993 01:22:05,654 --> 01:22:06,488 [Lawler] Oh boy. 1994 01:22:06,554 --> 01:22:09,190 [Cole] The Game, Triple H, sledgehammer in hand, 1995 01:22:09,257 --> 01:22:13,395 heads into a no disqualification matchup against The Undertaker. 1996 01:22:13,461 --> 01:22:14,362 [Lawler] Oh no. 1997 01:22:14,429 --> 01:22:15,297 [engine revving] 1998 01:22:15,363 --> 01:22:17,832 Somebody's gonna get hurt bad here tonight, Michael. 1999 01:22:17,899 --> 01:22:20,068 [Cole] The Undertaker, revving the motorcycle. 2000 01:22:20,135 --> 01:22:23,371 Undertaker-Triple H, no disqualification, next. 2001 01:22:24,706 --> 01:22:27,242 [Cole] And Thursday, it's SmackDown on UPN 2002 01:22:27,309 --> 01:22:29,444 and if you're in New York, where's the place to be? 2003 01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:32,047 [Lawler] WWE New York, where else? 2004 01:22:32,814 --> 01:22:34,316 Who's the bald guy? 2005 01:22:34,382 --> 01:22:36,117 Lose the bald guy out of the shot. 2006 01:22:36,184 --> 01:22:38,753 WWE New York, that's the place to be on Thursday. 2007 01:22:38,820 --> 01:22:40,121 -["My Time" playing] -Uh-oh. 2008 01:22:40,188 --> 01:22:42,123 ♪ Tell me whose time it is now ♪ 2009 01:22:42,190 --> 01:22:43,224 [Lawler] Here we go. 2010 01:22:43,291 --> 01:22:44,960 ♪ You don't know what trouble is ♪ 2011 01:22:45,026 --> 01:22:48,029 [Cole] Another match set up by Commissioner Mick Foley. 2012 01:22:48,096 --> 01:22:49,130 ♪ Here comes trouble ♪ 2013 01:22:49,197 --> 01:22:50,465 ♪ Not gonna listen to anybody ♪ 2014 01:22:50,532 --> 01:22:53,802 [Cole] Triple H to take on The Undertaker. 2015 01:22:54,336 --> 01:22:57,806 And, King, Triple H with that sledgehammer in hand, 2016 01:22:57,872 --> 01:23:01,142 and you saw the damage that Triple H did with that sledgehammer 2017 01:23:01,209 --> 01:23:03,578 this past Monday night on Raw. 2018 01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:05,013 [Lawler] I'm gonna tell you something, 2019 01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:07,282 this may backfire right in the face of Mick Foley. 2020 01:23:07,349 --> 01:23:10,418 He's the one that put a no disqualification stipulation. 2021 01:23:10,485 --> 01:23:13,688 And look at The Game, he's bringing the sledgehammer with him. 2022 01:23:13,755 --> 01:23:14,990 [bell rings] 2023 01:23:15,056 --> 01:23:18,593 [announcer] The following is a no disqualification match. 2024 01:23:18,660 --> 01:23:20,829 Introducing first, making his way to the ring, 2025 01:23:20,895 --> 01:23:25,033 being accompanied by the World Wrestling Entertainment Women's Champion, 2026 01:23:25,100 --> 01:23:27,369 Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, 2027 01:23:27,435 --> 01:23:29,270 from Greenwich, Connecticut, 2028 01:23:29,337 --> 01:23:32,507 weighing in at 260 pounds, 2029 01:23:33,108 --> 01:23:34,809 Triple H! 2030 01:23:34,876 --> 01:23:37,412 [Cole] In ten days on pay-per-view at Fully Loaded, 2031 01:23:37,479 --> 01:23:40,348 Triple H takes on Y2J, Chris Jericho. 2032 01:23:40,415 --> 01:23:42,384 And, King, speaking of Fully Loaded, 2033 01:23:42,450 --> 01:23:45,453 Commissioner Mick Foley, this coming Monday night on Raw, 2034 01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:49,691 will be back, following his promotional tour of Southeast Asia. 2035 01:23:49,758 --> 01:23:53,561 And we understand the Commissioner has some major announcements 2036 01:23:53,628 --> 01:23:55,296 concerning Fully Loaded. 2037 01:23:55,363 --> 01:23:57,532 [Lawler] That's the worst news I've heard all night, 2038 01:23:57,599 --> 01:24:00,235 Foley's gonna be back Monday. Drat. 2039 01:24:00,301 --> 01:24:03,805 [Cole] Mick Foley was not here tonight, but he's left his mark on SmackDown, 2040 01:24:03,872 --> 01:24:08,176 including putting Triple H into this no disqualification matchup 2041 01:24:08,243 --> 01:24:09,944 against The Undertaker. 2042 01:24:10,011 --> 01:24:11,413 ["You're Gonna Pay" playing] 2043 01:24:11,479 --> 01:24:13,181 [The Undertaker] Dead man walkin'. 2044 01:24:13,248 --> 01:24:15,316 ♪ You've done it now ♪ 2045 01:24:15,383 --> 01:24:18,453 ♪ You've gone and made a big mistake ♪ 2046 01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:20,088 ♪ And I can't allow ♪ 2047 01:24:20,155 --> 01:24:23,391 [announcer] And his opponent, from Houston, Texas, 2048 01:24:23,458 --> 01:24:26,961 weighing in at 330 pounds, 2049 01:24:27,028 --> 01:24:29,097 the American Badass, 2050 01:24:29,164 --> 01:24:31,933 The Undertaker. 2051 01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:33,802 [Lawler] It's time to be scared, Michael. 2052 01:24:33,868 --> 01:24:35,370 It's time to be very scared. 2053 01:24:35,437 --> 01:24:38,506 [Cole] Almost 17,000 people on their feet. 2054 01:24:38,573 --> 01:24:41,743 Listen to the ovation for The Undertaker. 2055 01:24:41,810 --> 01:24:42,811 [crowd cheering] 2056 01:24:42,877 --> 01:24:44,112 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. 2057 01:24:44,179 --> 01:24:45,680 [Cole] Ten days, at Fully Loaded, 2058 01:24:45,747 --> 01:24:48,049 The Undertaker takes on Kurt Angle, 2059 01:24:48,883 --> 01:24:52,854 but tonight, he meets Triple H, no disqualification. 2060 01:24:52,921 --> 01:24:55,256 The Undertaker and The Game. 2061 01:24:55,323 --> 01:24:57,125 ♪ Always kicking… ♪ 2062 01:24:57,192 --> 01:25:00,094 [Lawler] This is could be a pay-per-view main event right here, Michael. 2063 01:25:00,161 --> 01:25:01,963 Stephanie, be careful. 2064 01:25:02,030 --> 01:25:03,731 He'll run you down with that motorcycle. 2065 01:25:03,798 --> 01:25:07,102 ♪ You're gonna pay, you're gonna pay ♪ 2066 01:25:07,168 --> 01:25:09,938 [Cole] Triple H knows what's awaiting him in this matchup. 2067 01:25:10,004 --> 01:25:12,474 The American Badass, The Undertaker, 2068 01:25:12,540 --> 01:25:14,142 in no disqualification, 2069 01:25:14,209 --> 01:25:17,912 and Triple H thinking twice about starting this one right now. 2070 01:25:18,713 --> 01:25:20,615 [Lawler] You can't blame him, can you? 2071 01:25:20,682 --> 01:25:23,251 ♪ You're gonna pay, you're gonna pay ♪ 2072 01:25:23,318 --> 01:25:24,652 [Cole] And The Game, Triple H, 2073 01:25:24,719 --> 01:25:26,855 tried to ambush The Undertaker from behind. 2074 01:25:26,921 --> 01:25:29,657 And The Undertaker with the right hands to The Game, Triple H. 2075 01:25:29,724 --> 01:25:32,026 [Lawler] And just remember, The Undertaker can do 2076 01:25:32,093 --> 01:25:36,331 absolutely anything he wants to. There's no disqualification in this match. 2077 01:25:36,397 --> 01:25:37,398 [both] Oh! 2078 01:25:37,465 --> 01:25:40,869 [Cole] Both men involved in ten days at Fully Loaded on pay-per-view. 2079 01:25:40,935 --> 01:25:45,106 Triple H and Chris Jericho, Undertaker and Kurt Angle. 2080 01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:48,476 [Lawler] Man, what a pay-per-view that Fully Loaded is gonna be. 2081 01:25:48,543 --> 01:25:50,278 [Cole] Look out, cover by The Undertaker. 2082 01:25:50,345 --> 01:25:51,980 There's two, Triple H kicks out. 2083 01:25:52,046 --> 01:25:55,083 What about, we heard tonight, The Rock and Chris Benoit 2084 01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:57,819 for the WWE Championship at Fully Loaded. 2085 01:25:57,886 --> 01:25:59,821 [Lawler] Boy, after what we saw Benoit do to The Rock, 2086 01:25:59,888 --> 01:26:02,290 what a match that's gonna be. Oh man! 2087 01:26:02,357 --> 01:26:04,259 -[Cole] And The Undertaker… -[Lawler] Look out. 2088 01:26:04,325 --> 01:26:08,163 [Cole] Measuring Triple H with a right hand, knocking The Game down. 2089 01:26:09,130 --> 01:26:13,334 [Lawler] Right hand by The Undertaker, right into Triple H's nose. 2090 01:26:13,401 --> 01:26:14,469 That's a big target. 2091 01:26:15,136 --> 01:26:16,704 -Look out. -[Cole] Whipped across the ring, 2092 01:26:16,771 --> 01:26:19,574 The Game into the corner, and an elbow to The Undertaker. 2093 01:26:19,641 --> 01:26:21,342 Triple H trying to battle back. 2094 01:26:21,409 --> 01:26:24,879 Walks right into the side slam from The Undertaker. 2095 01:26:24,946 --> 01:26:26,881 -Cover. One, two. -[Stephanie] Come on, Hunter! 2096 01:26:26,948 --> 01:26:28,950 [Cole] Triple H somehow kicks out. 2097 01:26:29,551 --> 01:26:33,021 [Lawler] Stephanie… Stephanie is screaming encouragement for her husband there. 2098 01:26:33,087 --> 01:26:35,523 [Cole] Well, King, Triple H has not been the same 2099 01:26:35,590 --> 01:26:38,259 since losing the World Wrestling Entertainment Title 2100 01:26:38,326 --> 01:26:39,561 at the King of the Ring. 2101 01:26:39,627 --> 01:26:42,363 [Lawler] You heard him say it means more to him than anything in the world. 2102 01:26:42,430 --> 01:26:46,801 [Cole] Triple H hasn't been the same since the antics of Chris Jericho, Y2J. 2103 01:26:46,868 --> 01:26:48,970 And look at this, great counter. 2104 01:26:49,037 --> 01:26:50,572 A neckbreaker by Triple H. 2105 01:26:50,638 --> 01:26:54,609 Do you think that Triple H exorcised some of those demons from him 2106 01:26:54,676 --> 01:26:57,045 when he attacked Chris Jericho, 2107 01:26:57,111 --> 01:26:59,414 that vicious attack with a sledgehammer on Raw? 2108 01:26:59,480 --> 01:27:01,082 [Lawler] Jericho is the cause of all this. 2109 01:27:01,149 --> 01:27:03,985 Jericho is the cause of Triple H being upset like he is. 2110 01:27:04,052 --> 01:27:06,287 Everything was fine when Triple H was the champion. 2111 01:27:06,354 --> 01:27:10,625 [Cole] Well, Y2J, convalescing, lost a lot of blood Monday night on Raw. 2112 01:27:10,692 --> 01:27:13,995 We're hoping he's gonna be 100% come Fully Loaded in ten days 2113 01:27:14,062 --> 01:27:15,830 on pay-per-view. 2114 01:27:15,897 --> 01:27:17,498 Reversal by The Undertaker. 2115 01:27:17,565 --> 01:27:20,835 Big boot to the face of The Game, Triple H. 2116 01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:23,237 [crowd cheering] 2117 01:27:23,304 --> 01:27:25,306 The Undertaker and Kurt Angle. 2118 01:27:25,373 --> 01:27:27,442 -[Lawler] Oh no. -[Cole] Oh, look out. 2119 01:27:27,508 --> 01:27:29,244 Undertaker trying to set Triple H up, 2120 01:27:29,310 --> 01:27:32,180 and Triple H wisely scoots out of the ring. 2121 01:27:33,414 --> 01:27:35,984 Keep in mind, no disqualification, King. 2122 01:27:36,050 --> 01:27:38,620 [Lawler] I know, 'cause Triple H was fixin' to go for a Last Ride… 2123 01:27:38,686 --> 01:27:39,954 Uh-oh, watch it. 2124 01:27:40,021 --> 01:27:43,958 [Cole] And The Undertaker in pursuit of The Game from behind with a clothesline. 2125 01:27:44,559 --> 01:27:47,362 And Triple H onto that steel ramp. 2126 01:27:48,663 --> 01:27:50,832 [Lawler] Referee can't do a thing about this. 2127 01:27:50,898 --> 01:27:52,100 He's got to let anything go. 2128 01:27:52,166 --> 01:27:54,135 [Cole] And can't be counted out, neither of these men. 2129 01:27:54,202 --> 01:27:56,371 It's a no disqualification matchup. 2130 01:27:56,437 --> 01:27:58,206 [Lawler] Be careful, don't touch that motorcycle, 2131 01:27:58,273 --> 01:27:59,474 he's really touchy about that. 2132 01:27:59,540 --> 01:28:03,277 [Cole] The Undertaker in pursuit of Triple H, The Game. 2133 01:28:03,344 --> 01:28:04,679 [Lawler] Watch it! Oh man. 2134 01:28:04,746 --> 01:28:06,681 [Cole] Bouncing off those steel steps. 2135 01:28:08,082 --> 01:28:11,619 The head of Triple H. That is legal in this matchup. 2136 01:28:12,387 --> 01:28:16,691 Remember, King, it's no disqualification, and The Undertaker… 2137 01:28:17,191 --> 01:28:18,092 Oh, what a shot. 2138 01:28:18,159 --> 01:28:20,895 A right hand to the head of Triple H. 2139 01:28:20,962 --> 01:28:23,398 I think The Undertaker hurt his own knuckles. 2140 01:28:23,998 --> 01:28:24,999 Oh man. 2141 01:28:27,235 --> 01:28:29,037 Oh, look out. King, look out. 2142 01:28:29,103 --> 01:28:30,271 -Not here. -[Lawler] No, please. 2143 01:28:30,338 --> 01:28:32,540 [Cole] Into the announce table goes Triple H. 2144 01:28:32,607 --> 01:28:33,741 [Lawler] This is bad. 2145 01:28:34,342 --> 01:28:35,543 Oh, watch it, watch it. 2146 01:28:35,610 --> 01:28:38,780 [Cole] Triple H manhandled by The Undertaker. 2147 01:28:38,846 --> 01:28:39,981 [Lawler] This is real bad. 2148 01:28:41,282 --> 01:28:45,153 [Cole] And The Undertaker with a right hand to Triple H. 2149 01:28:45,687 --> 01:28:46,688 [Lawler] Oh no. 2150 01:28:46,754 --> 01:28:48,356 [Cole] The Undertaker choking the life… 2151 01:28:48,423 --> 01:28:50,958 -[Lawler] Stephanie, don't do it! -[Cole] What's Stephanie doing? 2152 01:28:51,025 --> 01:28:53,795 Stephanie from behind with a handful of Undertaker's hair. 2153 01:28:53,861 --> 01:28:57,899 -[Lawler] Stephanie, what are you doing? -[Cole] The Undertaker's got Stephanie! 2154 01:28:57,965 --> 01:28:59,133 [crowd cheering] 2155 01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:00,768 A right hand to Triple H. 2156 01:29:00,835 --> 01:29:02,370 [Lawler] Stephanie, get away. 2157 01:29:02,437 --> 01:29:04,472 [Cole] What in the world is Stephanie thinking about? 2158 01:29:06,674 --> 01:29:07,842 [Lawler] I don't know. 2159 01:29:07,909 --> 01:29:10,244 [Cole] And look at this. Triple H. 2160 01:29:10,311 --> 01:29:12,447 Oh! With a steel chair to the ribs 2161 01:29:12,513 --> 01:29:15,116 of The Undertaker, and across the spine, his back. 2162 01:29:15,183 --> 01:29:18,152 -[Lawler] No problem, that's legal. -[Cole] The Game, Triple H. 2163 01:29:20,154 --> 01:29:23,758 [Lawler] No disqualification, thanks to the Commish. [laughs] 2164 01:29:23,825 --> 01:29:26,060 [Cole] No disqualification in this matchup 2165 01:29:26,127 --> 01:29:29,464 and Triple H is in control of The Undertaker. 2166 01:29:29,530 --> 01:29:30,465 [Lawler] Oh man. 2167 01:29:30,531 --> 01:29:32,834 [Cole] Into those steel steps goes The Undertaker, 2168 01:29:32,900 --> 01:29:34,902 -and The Game in control. -Move! 2169 01:29:34,969 --> 01:29:36,671 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -[Cole] Oh, look out. 2170 01:29:36,738 --> 01:29:37,872 Into the bell table. 2171 01:29:37,939 --> 01:29:39,974 [crowd cheering] 2172 01:29:44,812 --> 01:29:47,648 And Triple H being forced back by the referee. 2173 01:29:47,715 --> 01:29:49,417 [Lawler] What are you doing, ref? 2174 01:29:49,484 --> 01:29:51,385 No disqualification. Let him go. 2175 01:29:52,286 --> 01:29:56,557 [Cole] The Undertaker tossed back into the ring by The Game, Triple H. 2176 01:29:58,092 --> 01:30:02,096 Very few men, King, can stand toe-to-toe with The Undertaker. 2177 01:30:02,163 --> 01:30:03,698 But Triple H is doing it. 2178 01:30:04,465 --> 01:30:06,768 [Lawler] That's the smartest thing you've said all night. 2179 01:30:06,834 --> 01:30:08,202 That's because Triple H is The Game! 2180 01:30:08,269 --> 01:30:10,571 [Cole] Well, he is The Game, I'll give you that, King. 2181 01:30:11,072 --> 01:30:13,040 [Lawler] That's right. Either agree with me or be wrong. 2182 01:30:13,107 --> 01:30:14,041 Look at this. 2183 01:30:14,108 --> 01:30:16,310 [Cole] I don't agree with Triple H's actions, 2184 01:30:16,911 --> 01:30:20,515 but Triple H is doing a number on The Undertaker. 2185 01:30:21,949 --> 01:30:24,285 The Undertaker trying to make it to his feet. 2186 01:30:24,352 --> 01:30:26,888 [Lawler] How proud is Stephanie of her husband? 2187 01:30:26,954 --> 01:30:28,856 [Cole] And The Undertaker fighting back, 2188 01:30:28,923 --> 01:30:30,391 rights and lefts to the midsection. 2189 01:30:30,458 --> 01:30:31,292 [Lawler] Oh no. 2190 01:30:31,359 --> 01:30:33,528 [Cole] A right hand to the face of Triple H. 2191 01:30:33,594 --> 01:30:35,029 [Lawler] This is looking bad again. 2192 01:30:35,696 --> 01:30:38,266 [Cole] Reversal by Triple H. Undertaker. 2193 01:30:38,332 --> 01:30:40,835 Look at the knee to the face by Triple H. 2194 01:30:42,003 --> 01:30:43,204 And here's the cover. 2195 01:30:43,771 --> 01:30:44,939 There's one, there's two. 2196 01:30:45,006 --> 01:30:46,774 Undertaker kicks out before the count of three. 2197 01:30:46,841 --> 01:30:49,076 [Lawler] You gotta give Triple H all the credit in the world. 2198 01:30:49,143 --> 01:30:51,145 He's fighting back. He never asked for this match. 2199 01:30:51,212 --> 01:30:52,346 He was forced into it, 2200 01:30:52,413 --> 01:30:55,216 and then that stipulation, no disqualification, added, 2201 01:30:55,283 --> 01:30:57,985 still The Game is standing tall. 2202 01:30:58,586 --> 01:31:01,589 [Cole] He's that damn good, King, I'll give you that. 2203 01:31:01,656 --> 01:31:04,125 The Game, toe-to-toe with The Undertaker. 2204 01:31:04,192 --> 01:31:06,727 A match made by Commissioner Mick Foley. 2205 01:31:06,794 --> 01:31:10,498 Was it retaliation for Triple H's actions on Raw Monday night 2206 01:31:10,565 --> 01:31:11,666 against Chris Jericho? 2207 01:31:11,732 --> 01:31:13,935 [Lawler] Triple H, I think you can actually slap the referee 2208 01:31:14,001 --> 01:31:15,436 and get away with it. 2209 01:31:15,503 --> 01:31:17,605 I don't think he can do anything to you about it. 2210 01:31:17,672 --> 01:31:19,507 [Cole] He can't, it's no disqualification. 2211 01:31:19,574 --> 01:31:20,808 [Lawler] Then hit the ref. 2212 01:31:20,875 --> 01:31:23,211 [Cole] Triple H, right hand to The Undertaker. 2213 01:31:24,178 --> 01:31:25,713 Another right hand by The Game. 2214 01:31:27,181 --> 01:31:30,184 And The Undertaker battling back with a right hand of his own, 2215 01:31:30,251 --> 01:31:32,320 getting Triple H to his knees. 2216 01:31:33,054 --> 01:31:34,989 And Triple H battling back as well. 2217 01:31:35,056 --> 01:31:36,624 Another right hand by The Undertaker. 2218 01:31:36,691 --> 01:31:37,925 [Lawler] Those shots are huge. 2219 01:31:39,961 --> 01:31:40,928 Man. 2220 01:31:41,796 --> 01:31:43,130 [Cole] What a physical matchup, 2221 01:31:43,197 --> 01:31:46,033 as The Undertaker and Triple H exchange blows. 2222 01:31:46,100 --> 01:31:47,602 [Lawler] How're they staying on their feet? 2223 01:31:47,668 --> 01:31:49,971 [crowd cheering] 2224 01:31:50,037 --> 01:31:51,505 Triple H is not gonna be for long! 2225 01:31:51,572 --> 01:31:53,174 [Cole] The Undertaker with those body shots, 2226 01:31:53,241 --> 01:31:55,042 taking the wind out of Triple H. 2227 01:31:56,310 --> 01:31:58,045 [Lawler] Referee, get in there and do something, 2228 01:31:58,112 --> 01:31:59,247 stop The Undertaker. 2229 01:32:00,248 --> 01:32:01,315 [Cole] This is a war. 2230 01:32:01,382 --> 01:32:02,783 [crowd cheering] 2231 01:32:02,850 --> 01:32:04,452 Undertaker slams. 2232 01:32:04,518 --> 01:32:05,987 -Cover, there's two. -[Lawler] No. 2233 01:32:06,053 --> 01:32:08,589 [Cole] Almost three. Somehow Triple H got his shoulder up. 2234 01:32:08,656 --> 01:32:10,391 [Lawler] Oh, that was as close as I've ever seen. 2235 01:32:10,458 --> 01:32:13,060 [Cole] How in the world did Triple H get his shoulder up on that one? 2236 01:32:13,561 --> 01:32:15,363 [Lawler] Because he's The Game, that's why. 2237 01:32:17,231 --> 01:32:18,366 Come on, Triple H. 2238 01:32:20,635 --> 01:32:21,669 [Cole] Oh, look out. 2239 01:32:22,236 --> 01:32:23,437 Oh, facebuster. 2240 01:32:23,504 --> 01:32:25,606 Triple H counters the Undertaker. 2241 01:32:26,841 --> 01:32:28,743 -[Lawler] Well, look at this. -[Cole] It's Kurt Angle! 2242 01:32:28,809 --> 01:32:31,145 Oh, look out, Triple H is trying to set The Undertaker up. 2243 01:32:32,580 --> 01:32:35,116 -Wait a minute, counter by The Undertaker. -[crowd cheering] 2244 01:32:35,182 --> 01:32:36,717 Look at Kurt Angle. 2245 01:32:36,784 --> 01:32:38,319 What is he doing out here? 2246 01:32:39,320 --> 01:32:41,455 Undertaker, going for a chokeslam. 2247 01:32:41,522 --> 01:32:43,291 [Lawler] He's… Wait. Kurt's gonna hit Triple H. 2248 01:32:43,858 --> 01:32:45,526 [Cole] Kurt Angle caught The Undertaker. 2249 01:32:45,593 --> 01:32:48,262 That sledgehammer was meant for Triple H. 2250 01:32:48,329 --> 01:32:50,331 And Kurt Angle hit The Undertaker. 2251 01:32:50,398 --> 01:32:51,499 [crowd booing] 2252 01:32:51,566 --> 01:32:52,667 Kurt Angle… 2253 01:32:52,733 --> 01:32:53,768 The cover. 2254 01:32:54,368 --> 01:32:55,536 -It's over! -[bell rings] 2255 01:32:55,603 --> 01:32:56,904 Triple H wins. 2256 01:32:56,971 --> 01:32:58,406 ["My Time" playing] 2257 01:32:58,472 --> 01:33:02,310 -[announcer] Here's your winner, Triple H. -[Lawler] Oh my gosh, Kurt. 2258 01:33:02,376 --> 01:33:05,913 [Cole] That may have been a fatal error by Kurt Angle, King. 2259 01:33:05,980 --> 01:33:07,982 [Lawler] What do you mean, "may have been"? 2260 01:33:08,049 --> 01:33:09,483 I can't believe what I saw. 2261 01:33:09,550 --> 01:33:11,519 [Cole] Kurt Angle was coming for Triple H. 2262 01:33:12,053 --> 01:33:14,121 Kurt Angle hit The Undertaker. 2263 01:33:15,756 --> 01:33:16,857 Write this down. 2264 01:33:16,924 --> 01:33:20,061 Kurt Angle is on The Undertaker's most wanted list. 2265 01:33:21,295 --> 01:33:23,130 Triple H steals one. 2266 01:33:25,132 --> 01:33:26,334 Let's take another look, King. 2267 01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:28,235 Kurt Angle, sledgehammer in hand. 2268 01:33:28,302 --> 01:33:30,504 [Lawler] He was fixin' to nail Triple H in his back and… 2269 01:33:30,571 --> 01:33:31,606 Oh my gosh! 2270 01:33:32,607 --> 01:33:35,142 He wound up plowing that sledgehammer right into the… 2271 01:33:35,209 --> 01:33:36,877 right into the throat of The Undertaker. 2272 01:33:36,944 --> 01:33:38,112 Look at his reaction. 2273 01:33:38,980 --> 01:33:41,682 He can't believe what he's done. I can't believe it either. 2274 01:33:41,749 --> 01:33:44,485 [Cole] Well, King, Kurt Angle is right where he doesn't wanna be, 2275 01:33:44,552 --> 01:33:46,253 in The Undertaker's sights. 2276 01:33:46,320 --> 01:33:48,656 The Undertaker will be fully loaded, 2277 01:33:48,723 --> 01:33:51,258 and Kurt Angle is his direct target. t where he doesn't wanna be,