1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:05,171 [electronic music playing] 2 00:00:16,716 --> 00:00:20,854 [Triple H] You know, Thursday night, Kurt, you did show me a lot of integrity. 3 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:25,592 Nothing will make somebody my friend faster than watching him 4 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:29,629 wrap a steel chair upside The Rock's head. 5 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,398 You and Kurt are such good buddies. 6 00:00:31,464 --> 00:00:33,266 You're a well-oiled unit. 7 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:35,235 You're like a-- you're like a team. 8 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:36,736 So what I thought I'd do tonight, 9 00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:39,339 is I went and pit you against The Acolytes. 10 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:42,609 [Ross] Triple H and Kurt Angle say that they are on the same page. 11 00:00:42,675 --> 00:00:44,477 They better be on the same page 12 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,746 or they will be destroyed. 13 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:48,915 -It looks like The Dominator coming up. -[Lawler] Oh no. 14 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:51,885 [Ross] There's a cheap shot by The Game, The Game looking for the Pedigree. 15 00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:53,153 There it is, got him. 16 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:56,289 The Game got the Pedigree, there's the three-count. 17 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:58,491 Angle and Triple H look like they're brothers, 18 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:00,160 they look like they're family members, 19 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,195 -they are on the same page. -[Lawler] Oh my God. 20 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:05,298 [Ross] Angle celebrated a second too long. 21 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:07,634 -Triple H looking back at Angle. -[Lawler] They got Kurt! 22 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,970 [Ross] Oh, a double spinebuster by The Acolytes. 23 00:01:11,037 --> 00:01:13,540 [Lawler] Help him, Triple H. Triple H, Kurt is still in the ring. 24 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:14,974 [Ross] It's Angle for himself. 25 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:16,176 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. 26 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,978 [Ross] This doesn't look like a great example of teamwork, does it? 27 00:01:19,045 --> 00:01:21,514 Where the hell were you? I thought we were in this together. 28 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,883 I came back for you on Thursday, you can't come back for me? 29 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:26,086 I just got my butt kicked! You left the ring. 30 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:28,221 Hey, we got to focus here as a unit. 31 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:30,824 This is about her match now. She's got a title shot now. 32 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:35,361 [Foley] As she put her Women's WWE Championship 33 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,997 on the line against Lita. 34 00:01:38,064 --> 00:01:40,667 It's going to be a slobberknocker. 35 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:44,404 So what I'm gonna need to do is appoint a special referee, 36 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:45,705 The Rock. 37 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:48,007 [Lawler] Oh my God, The Rock. Hey, look at Kurt, 38 00:01:48,074 --> 00:01:50,777 he's reminding Stephanie what this match is all about. 39 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,579 Wait a minute, Rock. He's just trying to explain… 40 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:55,215 [Ross] I don't think-- Oh, wait. Angle brought in the ring by… 41 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:56,349 -What's he doing? -…The Rock. 42 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:57,350 What's Rock doing? 43 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:59,319 [Ross] The Rock is laying the smackdown on Kurt Angle. 44 00:01:59,385 --> 00:02:00,453 [Lawler] This is not right. 45 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:03,723 [Ross] And Triple H almost beheaded The Rock from behind. 46 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,492 [Lawler] Rock, you never should have done that. 47 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:08,228 Referees should-- Wait, Hey, Triple H. 48 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,963 Kurt, what have you done? 49 00:02:10,029 --> 00:02:11,364 [Ross] Kurt Angle made a big mistake. 50 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,167 He just nailed The Game with the title belt. 51 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:15,168 [Lawler] No. 52 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:17,303 [Ross] Rock bottom, rock bottom. 53 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:19,772 -[Lawler] Triple H is out, so is Kurt. -[Ross] There's Stephanie. 54 00:02:19,839 --> 00:02:21,307 -What are you doing? -What's she thinking? 55 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:24,978 -Oh, spinebuster. -Stephanie was gonna hit The Rock. 56 00:02:25,044 --> 00:02:27,313 [Ross] The Rock, he just told Lita to go upstairs. 57 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:28,648 The Game is down, 58 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:31,317 Angle is down, Stephanie is down. 59 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:33,353 -Lita is up. -[Lawler] Rock did the damage! 60 00:02:33,419 --> 00:02:35,722 -[Ross] Oh, moonsault. -[Lawler] You can't be serious. 61 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:37,824 -No! -[bell ringing] 62 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:40,727 [Ross] Lita has done it! Lita has done it. 63 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:43,997 The Rock helped Lita become the Women's Champion. 64 00:02:44,063 --> 00:02:47,233 [crowd chanting: "Lita"] 65 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:55,241 ["Everybody on the Ground" playing] 66 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:16,229 [explosions] 67 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:24,437 [crowd cheering] 68 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:33,546 [Cole] We have a new WWE Women's Champion. 69 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:38,384 But come this Sunday, will we have a new WWE Champion? 70 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:41,588 We are 72 hours away from SummerSlam 71 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:44,924 live this Sunday on pay-per-view. And the road winds 72 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:47,760 through the Crescent City of New Orleans tonight. 73 00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:49,362 Welcome to SmackDown. 74 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:53,366 Michael Cole, Jerry "The King" Lawler at ringside. 75 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:58,004 [rock music plays] 76 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:02,008 And, King warned us, 77 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:05,111 Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley has been down in the dumps 78 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:08,615 the past three days, ever since losing her Women's Title on Raw. 79 00:04:08,681 --> 00:04:11,718 [Lawler] "Down in the dumps"? That's the understatement of the century. 80 00:04:11,784 --> 00:04:14,187 Look at that poor little thing, she's heartbroken. 81 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,688 I can't blame her. 82 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,323 I mean, she was robbed. 83 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,493 [Cole] We just saw, at the top of the show, 84 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,595 Lita winning the Women's Championship on Raw 85 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:24,030 this past Monday night. 86 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:27,767 King, we are three days away from SummerSlam 87 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:30,536 and we'll whet your appetite here tonight on SmackDown. 88 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:31,804 [Lawler] This is so sad. 89 00:04:31,871 --> 00:04:34,073 Look at that. The Big Easy! The big sleazy. 90 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:36,843 Those people need to be objective. 91 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:39,445 [Cole] Not only is Stephanie here tonight, 92 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:40,980 The Undertaker is here, 93 00:04:41,047 --> 00:04:42,615 The Rock is here as well. 94 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:45,952 Two big six-person tag team matches on the way. 95 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,588 What a night it's gonna be for New Orleans. 96 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:51,090 [Lawler] Listen, she is so-- she is so heartsick, 97 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:54,127 and she was such a-- I mean, such a proud champion. 98 00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:56,663 She brought so much dignity to the Women's Title. 99 00:04:56,729 --> 00:04:58,531 [Cole] Well, she is distraught, King. 100 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:02,935 All my life, I've been a fighter. 101 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:09,876 Everything I've ever accomplished in this world, 102 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:13,246 I've done on my own. 103 00:05:13,846 --> 00:05:15,181 [Cole] On her own! 104 00:05:16,215 --> 00:05:17,483 Please. 105 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:19,652 I've truly earned 106 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:21,421 all that I have… 107 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:24,857 [crowd booing] 108 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:28,695 Which makes it all the more tragic 109 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,065 how I was robbed… 110 00:05:32,131 --> 00:05:33,299 [Lawler] See? 111 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:37,837 …of my WWE Women's Championship 112 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:40,440 last Monday night on Raw. 113 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,776 [Lawler] That she had fought so hard for and earned. 114 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,778 [Cole] King, I wouldn't quite say she was robbed. 115 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:48,014 But Mick Foley, 116 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:52,218 the man my mother hired 117 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:55,755 to be the fair and just commissioner 118 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:58,291 in World Wrestling Entertainment… 119 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,359 [Cole] Huh, what a laugh. 120 00:06:00,993 --> 00:06:02,595 -What a joke. -[Cole] Right! 121 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:07,033 Mick, you had one simple assignment, 122 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,036 to choose a fair… 123 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:11,838 [crowd chanting: "slut"] 124 00:06:11,904 --> 00:06:13,339 [Cole] Oh, please, not now. 125 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:14,807 Slut! Slut! Slut! 126 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,476 [Cole] Don't say-- 127 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:18,878 What is wrong with these people here in New Orleans? 128 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,015 To choose a fair, just, 129 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:25,284 and impartial referee. 130 00:06:25,351 --> 00:06:27,553 And Mick, you couldn't even do that. 131 00:06:28,187 --> 00:06:29,989 Who did you choose? 132 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,258 You picked The Rock. 133 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,160 [crowd cheering] 134 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,729 [Cole] Oh, listen to them cheer now. 135 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,598 These Cajuns are cold-hearted. 136 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:40,166 Oh, sure. 137 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,335 Cheer The Rock. 138 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:46,272 -Everybody loves Rocky. -[crowd cheering] 139 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:48,674 [Lawler] Eh, he is The People's Champ. 140 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:50,276 They still jump on the bandwagon. 141 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,845 -[crowd chanting "Rocky"] -Well, if you… 142 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:56,149 [chanting continues] 143 00:06:56,215 --> 00:06:59,685 [Cole] Listen to the capacity crowd in New Orleans. 144 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:01,621 And these people are gonna make her cry 145 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:03,556 and that's gonna upset me and everybody else. 146 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:06,125 If it wasn't for The Rock, 147 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:11,964 I would still be your WWE Women's Champion. 148 00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:13,599 -[crowd cheering] -Oh, King, stop the pain. 149 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:15,435 The Rock only got involved when he was provoked. 150 00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:19,939 I held the Women's Championship for four months, 151 00:07:20,673 --> 00:07:22,375 twenty-five days, 152 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:27,280 twenty-two hours and forty-seven minutes. 153 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:29,448 [Cole] But who's counting? 154 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:32,952 And I always carried the championship 155 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:37,423 with dignity, honor, and pride. 156 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,759 -[Lawler] Can you argue with that? -And now… 157 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:42,295 who is your Women's Champion? 158 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:47,567 [crowd cheering] 159 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,035 [Lawler] Don't say it. Let her say it. 160 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:52,905 A tattooed, lowlife, 161 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,508 low class bimbo! 162 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:57,109 [Lawler] Wow. 163 00:08:00,913 --> 00:08:02,648 And Mick Foley, 164 00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:06,519 I don't want an apology. 165 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:10,323 I don't want your sympathy. 166 00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:14,961 I demand a rematch here tonight 167 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:18,064 and I'm not leaving until I get it! 168 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:18,965 [Cole] What? 169 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:22,168 Stephanie wants a rematch with Lita tonight. 170 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,469 Is she nuts, King? 171 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:24,837 [Lawler] I told you she's a fighter. 172 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:27,039 [triumphant music plays] 173 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:28,975 [Cole] This isn't Lita, but… 174 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:32,011 it's Stephanie's good friend, Kurt Angle… 175 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:36,082 who, this Sunday on pay-per-view, King, 176 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:39,118 goes for the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship 177 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,454 along with Stephanie's husband, Triple H, against The Rock 178 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,990 in a Triple Threat match at SummerSlam. 179 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:46,325 [Lawler] Well, Kurt Angle, King of the Ring winner 180 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:47,793 has a great opportunity-- 181 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,595 I may go ahead and live-- 182 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:52,298 actually, pick Kurt to be the next WWE Champion. 183 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,799 I may do that. 184 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,702 What's he doing out here now, though, is my question? 185 00:08:58,271 --> 00:08:59,672 [Cole] They're friends, King. 186 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:00,640 They're friends, right? 187 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:02,675 I just wanna say a couple of things. 188 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:08,414 Stephanie, as you know, I am an Olympic gold medalist. 189 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:10,149 [Lawler] No doubt about it. 190 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,317 [Cole] Yeah, we know, we know. 191 00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:14,554 I cherish these medals, 192 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:18,057 these medals around my neck, I cherish them 193 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:21,961 as if they were my own children. If, in fact, I had children. 194 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:26,866 And Stephanie, I realize you felt the exact same way 195 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:29,402 about the WWE Women's Title. 196 00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:31,470 -Am I not wrong? -You're right. 197 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:33,105 -Loved it like a child. -True. 198 00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:35,708 -It's true. -It's true. 199 00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:38,044 So I have one thing to say: 200 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:39,946 Shame on you, Mick Foley. 201 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:43,049 Shame on you for what you did to my friend. 202 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:48,321 And to The Rock, well, I'd expect something like that from 203 00:09:48,387 --> 00:09:50,456 a no-class character like The Rock. 204 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,058 But you, Mick… 205 00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:54,427 [crowd booing] 206 00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:55,661 Oh, it's true. 207 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,564 But you, Mick, 208 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:01,133 you know better than that. 209 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:04,370 You definitely know better than that. 210 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,606 I mean, to pick The Rock 211 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:08,975 as an impartial official 212 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,943 is about as ridiculous 213 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,980 as a vile, disgusting, 214 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:15,781 filthy city like New Orleans 215 00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:18,517 calling its football team the Saints! 216 00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:19,452 It's true. 217 00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:21,220 It's damn true. 218 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,154 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. 219 00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:24,357 That hit home, didn't it? 220 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:26,926 [Cole] It was uncalled for is what it was. 221 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:28,494 [Lawler] What do you mean? It's true. 222 00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:33,399 Tell me you've seen a saint in this city. 223 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:35,968 [loud booing] 224 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:40,139 [Cole] This crowd all over Kurt Angle, deservedly so. 225 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,807 [Lawler] They should be all over Mick Foley. 226 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:43,909 He's the one who's supposed to set an example, 227 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,611 -like a real professional. -And Stephanie, 228 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:48,648 you're absolutely right for blaming 229 00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:50,116 Mick Foley and The Rock, 230 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,052 but there's one other person 231 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:56,789 that deserves just as much and if not more of the blame. 232 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:57,757 [Cole] Who's that? 233 00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:00,393 And I hate to say it, Steph, because I know he's your husband, 234 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:01,927 but that man is Triple H. 235 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:04,630 -[Cole] What? Blame Triple H? -[crowd clamors] 236 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:08,200 Lady, if Triple H wasn't such a hothead-- 237 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:13,706 I mean, if Triple H wasn't so insecure and paranoid, 238 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:14,707 and we know that… 239 00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:16,208 [Cole] Paranoid? 240 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:17,843 And to be honest, Steph, 241 00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:20,880 if Triple H were a better husband… 242 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:23,416 [Lawler] Wow. Wait a minute. 243 00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:25,618 …then he would have allowed me 244 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,386 extra time to show you… 245 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:28,387 [music blasts] 246 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:30,623 [Cole] Oh, wait a minute. Here we go, King! 247 00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:32,191 It's Triple H's music! 248 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:34,593 And I think The Game's had enough! 249 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:37,630 And here comes Triple H marching to the ring. 250 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:41,500 Triple H and Angle are gonna go at it right now on SmackDown. 251 00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,069 This is bad. So this is real bad. 252 00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:45,204 Triple H has had enough. Angle through the ropes. 253 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,707 Triple H has lost it! 254 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:50,276 So much for being on the same page! 255 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:52,812 -[rock music playing] -[Lawler] Wait. Wait a minute. 256 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:57,016 [crowd cheering] 257 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,851 [Lawler] What is this now? 258 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:01,387 [Cole] It's the commissioner, Mick Foley. 259 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,456 Hey, would you two knock it off? 260 00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:06,025 We got SummerSlam coming up. 261 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,927 Stop bickering among yourselves. 262 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:10,463 This isn't about either of you, 263 00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:12,765 it is about Stephanie. 264 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,300 [Stephanie] That's right, Mick. 265 00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:17,002 And, you know, when you booked The Rock 266 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:23,309 as the referee that was supposed to be fair and just, 267 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:24,677 and impartial, 268 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,047 you knew you were setting me up. 269 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:29,582 [Cole] Right. 270 00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:31,350 That's not true, Stephanie. 271 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,419 -[Cole] That's true. -That's not true. I didn't know. 272 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:38,557 [crowd chanting: "Foley"] 273 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,263 [Lawler] What are these people-- are they actually chanting for Foley? 274 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:47,466 I didn't know that I was setting you up, 275 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:52,671 but in retrospect, after having a few days to think about my decision, 276 00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:58,778 I realize maybe The Rock wasn't a completely impartial referee. 277 00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,780 [Cole] Maybe! What do you mean maybe? 278 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,816 I was going through my closet just the other day, 279 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,986 I came across this very special shirt. 280 00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:09,789 -[Cole] Oh no, wait a minute. -I remembered the respect 281 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:13,592 with which the referee's position should be held. 282 00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:17,263 And maybe you don't want an apology or my sympathy, 283 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:18,831 but I'm going to give you both, 284 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,667 because as the person that your mother 285 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:25,204 selected to be the commissioner of the WWE, 286 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:29,742 I want your respect, and deep down, Stephanie, 287 00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:32,812 I also want you to like me. 288 00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:34,246 [Cole] Oh boy. 289 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,714 That's asking way too much. 290 00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:40,085 Which is why, when I was going through my closet 291 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,320 and I found this shirt, 292 00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:44,690 I also found these. 293 00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:47,393 [Cole] What? What is that? 294 00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:49,195 [crowd cheering] 295 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:52,031 And I decided that I would wear them 296 00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,934 because I know that you're attracted to men 297 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,502 who wear gold medals around their neck. 298 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,838 -[Cole] Oh boy. -[Lawler] Now, wait a-- Oh! 299 00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:00,839 What a-- What a troublemaker! 300 00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:02,241 It's true. It's true. 301 00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:05,911 [Cole] Oh man. 302 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:09,315 This one was for being best camper in the 8th grade. 303 00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:10,249 [Cole] Best what? 304 00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:14,887 And this special one was for winning a pie-eating contest two years ago. 305 00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:17,089 -[crowd cheering] -[Cole laughing] 306 00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,390 [Cole] It's true, King. It's true. 307 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:20,860 -[Lawler] A pie-eating contest? -So with that being said, Stephanie, 308 00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:24,263 I'd like to say that I've heard your pleas for a rematch, 309 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:29,335 and I feel inclined to grant that rematch 310 00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:32,805 right here in New Orleans, Louisiana. 311 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,240 [Cole] Stephanie and Lita, King. 312 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:35,374 [crowd cheering] 313 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:36,342 [Cole] Wait a minute now. 314 00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:38,210 -This guy is a politician. -Wait, wait, wait. 315 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:42,514 But I also understand that there's nothing more that Kurt Angle 316 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:47,152 and Triple H would like than to get a piece of The Rock tonight. 317 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,754 -[crowd cheering] -[Cole] What? 318 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:49,889 Right here tonight! 319 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:56,195 So I'm gonna book a mixed tag team match between Kurt Angle, 320 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,797 Stephanie, and Triple H, 321 00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:01,367 against Lita and The Rock. 322 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:02,668 [crowd cheering] 323 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,570 [Cole] Wait a minute, that's tonight. 324 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,105 Well, that's three against two. 325 00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:07,373 Wait, wait, I'm sorry. 326 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:08,841 Now that's three against two, 327 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,543 and I think, Stephanie, that you would understand that 328 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:14,079 that would be unsportsmanlike. 329 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:15,948 It's going to have to be two against two 330 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,884 but because this night is indeed about you, 331 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,286 Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, 332 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:27,559 I'm not going to decide which wrestler, Triple H or Kurt Angle, sits this one out. 333 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,429 I'm going to let you decide. 334 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:33,565 -[Cole] Uh-oh! -[Lawler] Oh no. 335 00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:35,401 It's Stephanie's choice! 336 00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,303 So let your decision be a wise one 337 00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:41,840 because whoever you pick will join you in that very ring 338 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:44,977 to face Lita and The Rock. 339 00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,211 Have a nice day. 340 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,848 [Cole] King, who will Stephanie choose tonight? 341 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,952 Will it be her husband, Triple H, 342 00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:54,486 or her friend, Kurt Angle? 343 00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:56,955 [Lawler] Oh, she's under a tremendous amount of pressure. 344 00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:59,858 This Mick Foley is trying to drop the biggest wrench 345 00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:01,760 into this relationship I've ever seen. 346 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:06,298 Rock, Lita, versus Stephanie and Triple H or Kurt Angle… tonight! 347 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,735 Steph, all you gotta do is relax 348 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,804 because this whole thing is gonna work out perfect. 349 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,439 This is the perfect scenario. 350 00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:14,840 This close to SummerSlam, 351 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,342 I get to kick The Rock's [bleep], 352 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,744 and you get to beat the hell out of Lita. 353 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,647 All right? All we gotta do is just formulate a little plan, 354 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:22,948 so all you got to do is relax. 355 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,084 All right. Let's sit down and talk this over. 356 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:29,888 Okay. But I think that we need one other person here to talk strategy. 357 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,056 And that's Kurt Angle. 358 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,992 -[scoffs] To hell with Kurt Angle! -Oh, Hunter, look. 359 00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:34,493 -I'm tired of this. -Okay. Listen. 360 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,061 Don't be so hot-headed, okay? 361 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,898 Now, in order for you to defeat The Rock at SummerSlam, 362 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:44,203 wouldn't it be easier if you had a little bit of help from Kurt, 363 00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:45,771 if it was two on one? 364 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,940 I mean, of course you'd beat The Rock anyway. 365 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,110 You're gonna be the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion again 366 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:54,413 but wouldn't it, you know, help if you had Kurt, kind of, 367 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,815 on your side and you guys could strategize together? 368 00:16:58,917 --> 00:16:59,885 Wouldn't it? 369 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,120 Yeah, I guess. 370 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:03,789 All right. 371 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:06,492 All right. 372 00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:07,393 Talk to him. 373 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,094 -All right. -Okay. 374 00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:14,366 -[alarm blaring] -Well, King, the question still remains, 375 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:17,569 who will Stephanie choose to be her tag team partner tonight 376 00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:18,771 against The Rock and Lita? 377 00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:20,739 [Lawler] You can see by that that she'll make 378 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,374 the right decision, no matter what it is. 379 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:25,344 Stephanie is the voice of reason in this whole-- this whole mess. 380 00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:27,946 [Cole] Well speaking of voices of reason… 381 00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:30,482 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 382 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,452 Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Steven Richards 383 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:37,456 and Bull Buchanan, he is the member of Right to Censor, 384 00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:39,258 the Goodfather. 385 00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:41,160 [Cole] The Goodfather set to take on Rikishi, King, 386 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:44,463 and on Raw Monday night, Rikishi went one-on-one with Kane. 387 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,032 And Kane showing the true monster he is, 388 00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,301 unleashing a brutal, vicious attack 389 00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:51,070 -on Rikishi with a steel chair. -[bell ringing] 390 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:53,539 [Lawler] I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like that. 391 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:56,875 That chair shot, I mean, it would have put somebody out for weeks 392 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,144 and Rikishi got right up and took a second. 393 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:01,246 [Cole] But the damage to Rikishi didn't end there. 394 00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:03,248 Right to Censor cut Too Cool off at the pass 395 00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:05,350 as Too Cool rushed to Rikishi's aid. 396 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,853 Then the Right to Censor, like buzzards, 397 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:12,024 they would pick off the leftover pieces of Rikishi and Too Cool. 398 00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:14,993 [Lawler] You know, this is all brought on by the fact that 399 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,862 that man right there, Steven Richards, 400 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,631 said that Rikishi's posterior-- Oh! 401 00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:21,433 Should be censored. 402 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,069 And if it wasn't censored, they were gonna kick it. 403 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:29,608 [Cole] That evil, maniacal look on the face of the self-proclaimed conscience 404 00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:32,211 of the WWE, Steven Richards. 405 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:33,879 [Lawler] He's a sick man. 406 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,349 [Cole] Well, here's the man that Steven Richards says he will censor. 407 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:43,088 [announcer] And his opponent, he weighs in at 423 pounds… Rikishi. 408 00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:44,256 [crowd cheering] 409 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,792 [Cole] Or censor at least Rikishi's back side. 410 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,429 Which is a crock in itself. 411 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:52,865 [Lawler] You say crock or crack? 412 00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,533 [Cole] Well, both, I guess. 413 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,970 [crowd cheering] 414 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:02,541 [Lawler] I think-- I think Rikishi's gonna grace us with a few words. 415 00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,479 Steven Richards… 416 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,884 Right to Censor… 417 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,321 Do actually think 418 00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:19,958 you can cover up Rikishi? 419 00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:21,760 [crowd cheering] 420 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,295 [Lawler] I don't think so. 421 00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:29,668 Well, let me show you what you're going to face. 422 00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:32,004 [Cole] Uh-oh. 423 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:34,406 [laughs] Yeah, it's still there. 424 00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:36,241 [crowd cheering] 425 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:38,577 It ain't going anywhere. 426 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:42,548 And I mean… face… 427 00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:43,715 -[Lawler] Oh! -[crowd cheering] 428 00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:47,953 at SummerSlam. 429 00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:50,322 [Cole] Oh my God, King. 430 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,224 -Can you imagine? -Oh! 431 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:56,562 Can you imagine Steven Richards' face shoved in Rikishi's backside 432 00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:57,629 at SummerSlam? 433 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,665 [Lawler] Not only can I imagine, I picture it with glee. 434 00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:00,832 And more one thing, 435 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:03,335 you didn't think I'd do this match alone? 436 00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:05,871 Oh no. 437 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:06,872 Not a chance. 438 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,742 You see, 439 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:12,811 I got two very personal 440 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,513 friends of mine. 441 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,014 [crowd cheering] 442 00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,883 [Lawler] Wonder who those two could be? 443 00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,020 And Goodfather, 444 00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:26,124 you know these two very well. 445 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,061 [Lawler] I bet they're cool, what do you think? 446 00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:30,095 [Cole] I bet so too. 447 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,201 You see, 448 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,104 Rikishi is gonna do 449 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:44,443 whatever a man wants to do in America. 450 00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:47,279 [Lawler] Uh-oh. Right here on TV? 451 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:48,180 [Lawler laughs] 452 00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,383 And that's… 453 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,552 save the… 454 00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,721 [audience] …hoes! 455 00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:56,922 Save the… 456 00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,558 ["Pimpin' Ain't Easy" plays] 457 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,660 [Cole] Wait a minute, that's The Godfather's old music! 458 00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:03,862 -[Lawler] What? -[Cole] What is going on? 459 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,764 [Lawler] Oh man! 460 00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:07,299 [Cole] King, check it out. 461 00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,468 [Lawler] I thought he was talking about Too Cool. 462 00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:13,739 [Cole] Those are the girls that used to hang out with The Godfather. 463 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:15,507 [Lawler] Here we go. 464 00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:19,444 [Cole] The Goodfather wasted little time taking it to Rikishi. 465 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,247 Rikishi and The Goodfather going at it. 466 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,716 [Lawler] I think Rikishi is taking it to The Goodfather. 467 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,551 [Cole] But can you believe, King, 468 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,821 Rikishi taking out those two young ladies who used to party, 469 00:21:29,888 --> 00:21:32,391 who used to have fun with The Godfather. 470 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,726 And one of those ladies, Victoria, 471 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,895 was the one that The Goodfather threw-- 472 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,197 put through a table a few weeks ago. 473 00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:41,500 She's threatened to sue Right to Censor. 474 00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:43,502 -[Lawler] She's been on engine reserve. -[bell ringing] 475 00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:47,172 But look, it looks like Rikishi's got it back on her… on her back. 476 00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:50,409 [Cole] What a clothesline by Rikishi to The Goodfather. 477 00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,778 Those girls, they love to have fun, King, 478 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:54,780 and making a statement here tonight. 479 00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:57,649 Taking a stand against Right to Censor. 480 00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:58,850 Thanks to Rikishi. 481 00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:01,019 [Lawler] I'll volunteer to have fun with them anytime. 482 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,688 [Cole] And Rikishi in control, 483 00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:05,457 The Goodfather whipped into the corner. What a clothesline 484 00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:06,591 by The Goodfather. 485 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,727 What a wild night it's been already on SmackDown. 486 00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:09,928 Still to come tonight, 487 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,530 you'll see in action Steve Blackman, 488 00:22:11,596 --> 00:22:13,298 Eddie Guerrero, and Chyna 489 00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:14,666 against Val Venis and T&A, 490 00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:16,034 and how about this matchup? 491 00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:20,005 Y2J, King, teaming with The Hardy Boyz against Chris Benoit 492 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:21,139 and Edge and Christian. 493 00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:23,108 [Lawler] Oh, that's gonna be great, but look out. 494 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,776 Things are getting a little-- Look at this! 495 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,746 [Cole] Too Cool coming down to run some interference. 496 00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:30,182 [Lawler] Rikishi's got another couple of friends. 497 00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:32,250 [Cole] Well, now the sides are even, 498 00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:33,485 Too Cool out to-- 499 00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:36,955 checking on The Goodfather's ex-ladies, 500 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,359 and Steven Richards making a beeline for those ladies, King. 501 00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:43,128 He wanted to sensor those ladies and-- Hey, heads up! 502 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:46,865 What a Samoan drop by Rikishi to The Goodfather. 503 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:48,567 And this crowd starting 504 00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:50,035 -to come alive for Rikishi. -Oh my God. 505 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:52,504 Look out, about to back it up to The Goodfather, 506 00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:54,206 and Rikishi is in control. 507 00:22:54,272 --> 00:22:57,075 [Lawler] If that butt gets any bigger, he's gonna have to wear a license plate. 508 00:22:57,642 --> 00:23:00,045 [Cole] SummerSlam, Sunday on pay-per-view, King. 509 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:01,780 Rikishi and Too Cool 510 00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:04,082 against Right to Censor, six-man tag team match. 511 00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:06,651 -Goodfather is in trouble. -Censor this! 512 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,854 [Cole] Rikishi-- the Rikishi squash… 513 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,655 -[Lawler] Yes! -…to Goodfather. It's over! 514 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:14,292 Rikishi has censored The Goodfather along with Too Cool. 515 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,762 [announcer] Here is your winner… 516 00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:18,330 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -[Cole] Look at this now. 517 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,799 Steven Richards on the back of Rikishi. 518 00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:22,868 [Lawler] What does he think he's doing? He lost his mind? 519 00:23:22,934 --> 00:23:24,669 [Cole] Well, Steven Richards 520 00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:26,405 threatened to censor Rikishi. 521 00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:28,707 But that's not the way he's gonna get it done. 522 00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:31,009 [Lawler] He was physically trying to censor Rikishi. 523 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,844 -Oh no. -[Cole] Oh, look out. 524 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:36,181 Steven Richards is about to get a face fall… 525 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,549 [Lawler] We wanna see-- Oh. 526 00:23:37,616 --> 00:23:40,986 [Cole] And Bull Buchanan pulling Steven Richards to safety. 527 00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:44,389 Steven Richards escaped tonight, King. 528 00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:48,527 But will he escape Sunday at SummerSlam on pay-per-view? 529 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:52,063 Rikishi and Too Cool against Right to Censor. 530 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:53,865 [Lawler] I would love to see Steven Richards 531 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:57,002 get the biggest stinky face of all time. 532 00:23:57,068 --> 00:23:59,871 That's what his mouth would look like. [laughs] 533 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:02,140 You may see it Sunday. 534 00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:03,141 Hey, check it out. 535 00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:05,477 [Cole] Too Cool and the ladies getting down. 536 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,279 [Lawler] It is time to get down. 537 00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:11,416 [Cole] King, I wonder if Too Cool is gonna party like this when, uh, 538 00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:15,153 they join us live Saturday night on Radio WWE? 539 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,922 [Lawler] Oh yeah, I'm sure they will. 540 00:24:16,988 --> 00:24:18,390 [crowd cheering] 541 00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,392 Put the shades on, baby. 542 00:24:21,326 --> 00:24:22,394 Here we go. 543 00:24:26,698 --> 00:24:28,867 Oh, come on, Michael, quit clapping now. 544 00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:30,869 You look silly. 545 00:24:30,936 --> 00:24:32,370 [R&B music playing] 546 00:24:32,437 --> 00:24:33,738 [Cole] The crowd coming alive. 547 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:36,641 Rikishi and company getting down 548 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:38,643 on SmackDown. 549 00:24:39,277 --> 00:24:41,112 [Lawler] Hey, check it out. 550 00:24:41,179 --> 00:24:43,715 They really got the same shoes on, they're wearing Lugz. 551 00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:46,384 Lugz are some of the coolest-- some of the coolest footwear going. 552 00:24:46,451 --> 00:24:47,786 [Cole] Well… 553 00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:49,821 [Lawler] Even you might be cool if you wore Lugz. 554 00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:51,590 [Cole] It's cool for Too Cool. 555 00:24:52,290 --> 00:24:53,492 But who's gonna be cool tonight? 556 00:24:53,558 --> 00:24:55,260 Who will Stephanie choose? 557 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,363 As Stephanie picks either Triple H or Kurt Angle 558 00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:00,165 to take on The Rock and Lita, 559 00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:02,667 right here tonight on SmackDown. 560 00:25:02,734 --> 00:25:09,741 [crowd cheering] 561 00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:15,947 [Cole] Steven Richards is irate. 562 00:25:16,615 --> 00:25:17,883 -You can't lose. -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 563 00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:20,652 You know what? Tonight we're gonna kick some T&A. 564 00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:23,388 It's just a taste, baby, of what's to come. 565 00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:26,224 Wait till SummerSlam and I tear Trish apart. 566 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:28,960 Oh, and when I get my hands on Val, you know what? 567 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:30,662 Whoever pins, wins, baby. 568 00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:32,497 Intercontinental Championship on the line. 569 00:25:32,564 --> 00:25:34,032 That's right. You know? 570 00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:37,202 I just wanna get serious real quick right here with you, Chyna. 571 00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:40,939 Mamacita, I just want you to know that it's been a dream of mine 572 00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:42,874 to be a champion here, 573 00:25:42,941 --> 00:25:44,175 ever since I got here. 574 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:48,079 But if you win that title in SummerSlam, 575 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,515 I'll be the happiest man in the world, 576 00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:53,885 because I just wanna see you with a smile on your face. 577 00:25:53,952 --> 00:25:55,153 Oh, Eddie. But you know what, 578 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,222 I've already been to that mountain top. 579 00:25:57,289 --> 00:26:00,358 I just want you to have a taste of what victory is like. 580 00:26:00,425 --> 00:26:02,794 Hey, you know what, as long as we're both happy, 581 00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:04,162 that's what counts, right? 582 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,230 Come on. 583 00:26:08,199 --> 00:26:10,201 [man] And now, the fastest slam of the week, 584 00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:11,870 brought to you by Western Union, 585 00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:14,172 the fastest way to send money worldwide. 586 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,708 [Ross] Albert being broken by a shot down here. 587 00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:18,410 [Ross] There's the Tag Team Champions now. 588 00:26:18,476 --> 00:26:19,744 Look at Blackman fighting back. 589 00:26:19,811 --> 00:26:21,313 [Lawler] That's heinosity right there. 590 00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:22,948 -[Ross] And there's Shane. -[Lawler] Shane! 591 00:26:23,014 --> 00:26:25,951 [Ross] Oh my God, Shane McMahon with a kendo stick, 592 00:26:26,017 --> 00:26:28,186 -Blackman is out. -Look at this! 593 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:31,156 [Ross] I'll be damned, Shane McMahon is the Hardcore Champion. 594 00:26:31,222 --> 00:26:32,257 [Lawler] What a celebration! 595 00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:34,459 [dramatic music] 596 00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:37,062 [Cole] Well, Shane McMahon, King, is the Hardcore Champion. 597 00:26:37,128 --> 00:26:38,763 Although, he's gonna put it on the line 598 00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:40,398 against Blackman again at SummerSlam. 599 00:26:40,465 --> 00:26:43,601 [Lawler] Well, at least there is one McMahon that's still a champion. 600 00:26:43,668 --> 00:26:45,370 -Shane. -Yeah. 601 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:46,972 -[Cole] I'll tell you, Trish… -Whoo-hoo! 602 00:26:47,038 --> 00:26:49,374 should be looking over her shoulder, King, 603 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:53,178 because Chyna is hot on Trish Stratus' tail. 604 00:26:53,244 --> 00:26:56,881 -After what happened on Raw. -[Lawler] I know. I know Chyna came down, 605 00:26:56,948 --> 00:27:00,185 basically interfered in a match in which she had no business, 606 00:27:00,251 --> 00:27:01,753 almost got it from Val, 607 00:27:01,820 --> 00:27:04,289 but then she took it to Val, 608 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:05,790 and then she went after Trish. 609 00:27:05,857 --> 00:27:09,260 [Cole] Well, Chyna went after Trish and Val Venis made Chyna pay. 610 00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:12,430 Check out the clothesline by the Intercontinental Champion, 611 00:27:12,497 --> 00:27:13,398 Val Venis. 612 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:14,332 First to the back, 613 00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:15,600 and into the front of Chyna, 614 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:18,036 before "Latino Heat" Eddie Guerrero 615 00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:20,605 could come down to the ring and make a save on Val Venis. 616 00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:23,475 But did you see Trish Stratus nodding her approval 617 00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:24,909 at the work of Val Venis? 618 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:26,211 [Lawler] Oh, she was loving it. 619 00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:30,315 [Cole] Well, Trish and Val will take on Eddie Guerrero and Chyna 620 00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:32,550 in SummerSlam on pay-per-view, Sunday. 621 00:27:32,617 --> 00:27:36,354 Eddie and Chyna's tag team partner here tonight in this matchup. 622 00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:38,823 This man, Steve Blackman. 623 00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:40,125 [Lawler] Oh boy. 624 00:27:40,191 --> 00:27:42,260 This guy is in a really foul mood. 625 00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:43,194 [bell ringing] 626 00:27:43,261 --> 00:27:45,930 [announcer] The following contest is a six-person tag team match 627 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:47,499 scheduled for one fall. 628 00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:50,268 Making his way to the ring from Annville, Pennsylvania, 629 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:53,138 weighing in 246 pounds, 630 00:27:53,204 --> 00:27:56,875 "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman. 631 00:27:56,941 --> 00:27:59,544 [Cole] I imagine "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman's not in a good mood. 632 00:27:59,611 --> 00:28:02,781 It was as the farce that Shane McMahon won the Hardcore Title 633 00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:04,949 from Steve Blackman on Raw, Monday night. 634 00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:07,585 [announcer] And his tag team partners, 635 00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:11,122 "The Ninth Wonder of the World" Chyna, 636 00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:13,525 and Eddie Guerrero. 637 00:28:13,591 --> 00:28:16,661 [Lawler] I don't know how you can say it was a farce that Shane won. 638 00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:19,798 You gotta realize, when you're in a Hardcore Title match, 639 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:21,733 or when you're in any kind of Hardcore match-- 640 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:22,767 Hey, check that out. 641 00:28:22,834 --> 00:28:24,069 [Cole] Yeah, MTV immediately 642 00:28:24,135 --> 00:28:27,205 following SmackDown tonight at 10/9 Central, King. 643 00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:29,574 It is a SummerSlam preview, 644 00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:31,543 Countdown to SummerSlam on MTV. 645 00:28:31,609 --> 00:28:33,645 Everything you ever wanted to know about SummerSlam, 646 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:36,581 including a great look at its history. 647 00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:38,917 [Lawler] Oh, tonight? On MTV? That's great. 648 00:28:38,983 --> 00:28:42,020 But as I was saying, when you're in a Hardcore Title match, 649 00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:43,221 you gotta expect anything. 650 00:28:43,288 --> 00:28:44,689 There could be outside interference, 651 00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:46,658 there could be all sorts of foreign objects, 652 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:49,194 and that's what happened to Steve Blackman, he can't complain. 653 00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:51,763 [Cole] Well, commissioner Mick Foley gave Steve Blackman a rematch 654 00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:54,666 for this Sunday at SummerSlam on pay-per-view. 655 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,434 Steve Blackman versus Shane McMahon. 656 00:28:56,501 --> 00:28:57,602 And the commissioner, King, 657 00:28:57,669 --> 00:29:01,473 also waived the 24/7 rule for the Hardcore Title. 658 00:29:01,539 --> 00:29:04,709 Meaning, Shane McMahon can't conveniently get himself pinned 659 00:29:04,776 --> 00:29:06,511 -before SummerSlam on Sunday. -Look at this! 660 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,113 As Shane looks on, 661 00:29:08,179 --> 00:29:10,348 and Val Venis and T&A go to work 662 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,484 on Eddie Guerrero, Steve Blackman, 663 00:29:12,550 --> 00:29:14,319 -and Chyna. -[Lawler] Oh, look at this. 664 00:29:14,385 --> 00:29:16,988 [Cole] Dropkick to T&A by "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman, 665 00:29:17,055 --> 00:29:18,323 shot to the head of Val Veins. 666 00:29:18,389 --> 00:29:19,591 And here we go. 667 00:29:19,657 --> 00:29:22,527 Also Sunday, King, at SummerSlam on pay-per-view, 668 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:25,330 Val Venis and Trish to take on Eddie Guerrero and Chyna. 669 00:29:25,396 --> 00:29:27,232 And a unique stipulation there. 670 00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:29,100 Yeah? 671 00:29:29,167 --> 00:29:32,270 If Eddie or Chyna pick up the pin fall in that matchup, 672 00:29:32,337 --> 00:29:34,906 no matter who they pin, Val Venis or Trish, King, 673 00:29:34,973 --> 00:29:37,675 that person becomes the new Intercontinental Champion. 674 00:29:37,742 --> 00:29:38,943 [Lawler] I got you. 675 00:29:39,010 --> 00:29:41,346 [Cole] All right! Clothesline by Chyna. 676 00:29:41,412 --> 00:29:43,581 And here's the tag to "Latino Heat" Eddie Guerrero. 677 00:29:43,648 --> 00:29:44,682 [Lawler] I'm gonna tell you, 678 00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:47,185 I was just about to get a little sick of that little love fest 679 00:29:47,252 --> 00:29:50,555 that "Mamacita" and "Latino Heat" were having back there. 680 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:53,691 "I want you to be the champion." "No, I want you to be the champion." 681 00:29:53,758 --> 00:29:55,927 "I'll be happy if you're the champion." Oh, please. 682 00:29:55,994 --> 00:29:58,763 [Cole] Eddie Guerrero hammering away on Val Venis, Intercontinental Champion. 683 00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:00,899 Eddie Guerrero laid it on the line, King. 684 00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:04,035 Ever since he's come to World Wrestling Entertainment, 685 00:30:04,102 --> 00:30:06,104 he's wanted to become a champion, and he gets a shot. 686 00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:08,139 Hey, Shane O, listen, don't even think about interfering 687 00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:09,707 in that match, because if you do, 688 00:30:09,774 --> 00:30:12,377 I'll make your Hardcore Title rematch tonight, 689 00:30:12,443 --> 00:30:13,778 instead of SummerSlam. Okay? 690 00:30:13,845 --> 00:30:16,047 Hey, and that goes for every other match tonight also. 691 00:30:16,114 --> 00:30:19,517 Interfere in any of them, Hardcore Title rematch tonight. 692 00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:21,186 Hey, hate doing that, bad boy. 693 00:30:22,353 --> 00:30:24,789 [Cole] Well, I'll tell you what, King, if Shane was thinking 694 00:30:24,856 --> 00:30:27,425 about interfering, he's gonna have second thoughts now. 695 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,894 As Val Venis drops the elbow, cover on Eddie Guerrero, 696 00:30:29,961 --> 00:30:31,896 kickout after two. 697 00:30:31,963 --> 00:30:35,466 Just a reminder, Eddie Guerrero and Chyna, also Trish, 698 00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:39,237 will all be a part of the huge Radio WWE broadcast 699 00:30:39,304 --> 00:30:42,040 this coming Saturday night, 8:00 to 10:00 Eastern 700 00:30:42,106 --> 00:30:45,043 on Westwood One live from WWE New York. 701 00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:46,611 [crowd cheering] 702 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:50,248 Val misses with a clothesline and both men knocking each other down 703 00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:51,716 in the center of the ring. 704 00:30:51,783 --> 00:30:52,917 Val Venis and Eddie Guerrero, 705 00:30:52,984 --> 00:30:55,053 each man-- each man here needs to make a tag. 706 00:30:55,119 --> 00:30:57,021 -[man] Come on, let's go. -[referee] Two… 707 00:30:57,088 --> 00:30:58,089 [Lawler] Val's out. 708 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:00,925 [Cole] Wanna remind our great fans 709 00:31:00,992 --> 00:31:03,761 that tickets are on sale this Saturday in Fresno, San Diego, 710 00:31:03,828 --> 00:31:06,331 and Tampa for great WWE live action. 711 00:31:06,931 --> 00:31:10,201 And, King, Eddie Guerrero and Val, they both need to make a tag here. 712 00:31:10,268 --> 00:31:11,903 [Lawler] You got that right. Look at Chyna. 713 00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:13,605 Mamacita, she wants the-- Oh. 714 00:31:13,671 --> 00:31:15,640 [Cole] Now, here comes Steve Blackman, here comes Test. 715 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:17,575 And it was T&A, King, 716 00:31:17,642 --> 00:31:20,912 Test and Albert, directly responsible for Steve Blackman 717 00:31:20,979 --> 00:31:23,281 losing the Hardcore Title to Shane McMahon 718 00:31:23,348 --> 00:31:24,882 on Raw Monday night. 719 00:31:24,949 --> 00:31:26,351 And you have to believe Blackman 720 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:28,253 wants some revenge here on SmackDown. 721 00:31:28,319 --> 00:31:30,288 [Lawler] Well, he was getting a little measure of it. 722 00:31:30,355 --> 00:31:31,656 -[Cole] Look at Chyna. -[Lawler] Oh! 723 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,459 [Cole] Chyna with her forearms to the face of the Intercontinental Champion. 724 00:31:34,525 --> 00:31:37,795 Val Venis knocked out of the ring by The Ninth Wonder of the World. 725 00:31:37,862 --> 00:31:39,430 Here's Test, cover on Blackman, 726 00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:42,333 hooks the leg-- two. Chyna breaks up the three count. 727 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,302 [Lawler] Chyna is all over the place. Look out! 728 00:31:44,369 --> 00:31:47,071 [Cole] Oh, look out! From behind, it's Trish Stratus. 729 00:31:47,138 --> 00:31:48,539 [Lawler] What does she got? 730 00:31:48,606 --> 00:31:51,309 [Cole] Trish Stratus, that witch, it's-- Chyna's got Trish! 731 00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:52,910 And Albert from behind! 732 00:31:52,977 --> 00:31:54,512 [Lawler] Oh man. Oh. 733 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:57,982 [Cole] And Albert on Chyna outside the ring. 734 00:31:58,516 --> 00:32:01,386 [Lawler] "Latino Heat" just rammed head-first into that ring post. 735 00:32:01,452 --> 00:32:03,288 [Cole] And meanwhile, Blackman and Test going at it 736 00:32:03,354 --> 00:32:05,056 inside the ring, exchanging blows. 737 00:32:05,123 --> 00:32:07,458 And look at Chyna battling back on Albert. 738 00:32:07,525 --> 00:32:09,627 [Lawler] Good grief! Nunchucks! 739 00:32:09,694 --> 00:32:11,796 [Cole] …destroyed Test with a nunchucks. 740 00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:16,834 Blackman with a kick, cover on Test, hooks the leg, it's over. 741 00:32:16,901 --> 00:32:17,735 [bell ringing] 742 00:32:17,802 --> 00:32:20,638 Blackman, Eddie, Chyna pick up the win. 743 00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:22,340 [Lawler] Look, he's got nunchucks in his-- 744 00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:25,076 [announcer] Here are your winners, "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman, 745 00:32:25,143 --> 00:32:28,613 Eddie Guerrero, and "The Ninth Wonder of the World" 746 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,714 Chyna. 747 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,849 [Lawler] Open your eyes, referee, look at Blackman's pants, 748 00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:34,552 he's not just glad to see ya, there's nunchucks in there. 749 00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:37,388 [Cole] Well, King, Trish brought the nunchucks into play. 750 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:41,459 Then it was Val Venis inadvertently hitting Test with the nunchucks. 751 00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:43,461 Steph, let's face it. 752 00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:45,063 I'm an Olympic gold medalist, 753 00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:46,431 the best in the world. 754 00:32:47,031 --> 00:32:50,034 Did you see the look in your husband's eyes tonight, in that ring? 755 00:32:50,101 --> 00:32:51,469 I mean, that was rage. 756 00:32:51,536 --> 00:32:54,305 You have a man enraged, a hothead like that-- 757 00:32:54,372 --> 00:32:56,107 I told you about his anger management. 758 00:32:56,174 --> 00:32:57,942 I've told you for weeks to get him classes. 759 00:32:58,576 --> 00:32:59,644 You should. 760 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:02,547 But a man like that, a man that's angry, enraged, 761 00:33:02,613 --> 00:33:05,116 he's gonna make mistakes, and you don't want that to happen. 762 00:33:05,183 --> 00:33:08,152 I should be your tag team partner against The Rock and Lita. 763 00:33:08,219 --> 00:33:10,855 I mean, I can figure out a game plan for us, 764 00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:11,856 so that we can beat them. 765 00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:13,391 We can beat them tonight 766 00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:14,926 and you can have your win over Lita. 767 00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:17,261 I really think you should pick me, Steph. 768 00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:18,830 I won't make any mistakes. 769 00:33:18,896 --> 00:33:19,897 I will be there for you. 770 00:33:19,964 --> 00:33:22,433 I will watch your back every step of the way. 771 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:24,769 And with your athletic skills and my Olympic wisdom, 772 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,604 I'm telling you, that match, 773 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:29,073 it won't last more than three minutes, I swear. 774 00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:31,309 You have to pick me, Steph. What do you say? 775 00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:33,878 I'll think about it. 776 00:33:35,613 --> 00:33:37,715 Well, all right. You'll think about it? 777 00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:38,683 I'll think about it. 778 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:41,052 Just remember, I'll be backing you up. 779 00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:42,987 Okay? You should pick me. 780 00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:44,756 Don't forget it. 781 00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:45,723 All right. 782 00:33:46,624 --> 00:33:48,259 [Cole] What a decision she-- Hey. 783 00:33:48,326 --> 00:33:49,727 Get out of the car. 784 00:33:49,794 --> 00:33:50,995 Get out of the car! 785 00:33:51,062 --> 00:33:53,531 I'm begging you, get out of the car! 786 00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:56,067 -[Lawler] Who is this? -Just another victim, 787 00:33:56,134 --> 00:33:58,169 just another victim. 788 00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:03,107 You're gonna be just another victim. 789 00:34:03,174 --> 00:34:04,942 Get out. Get out. 790 00:34:05,009 --> 00:34:05,943 Get… 791 00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:07,678 What the hell is Tazz up to? 792 00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:10,114 -He's an idiot. -Who's he got in the car? 793 00:34:12,116 --> 00:34:13,918 [Cole] Well, King, we're back on SmackDown and… 794 00:34:14,952 --> 00:34:16,187 [Lawler] What is this idiot doing? 795 00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:19,791 You see, being from New York, 796 00:34:19,857 --> 00:34:21,492 I'm used to spraying stuff. 797 00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:24,095 -[Lawler] Hey, wait a minute. -Hey, Lawler. 798 00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:26,297 This car look familiar? 799 00:34:27,432 --> 00:34:28,833 You know… 800 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:31,135 -[Cole] Is that… -[Lawler] Yeah, yeah. 801 00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:34,572 Maybe you wanna get in the ring and get a closer look. 802 00:34:35,306 --> 00:34:36,574 [Lawler] You know what, that's my-- 803 00:34:36,641 --> 00:34:38,776 I mean, that's my rental car. What? 804 00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:41,345 -So it's your rent-a-car? -Yeah. 805 00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:42,580 It's that what you said? 806 00:34:42,647 --> 00:34:43,481 [Lawler] Yeah. 807 00:34:44,348 --> 00:34:45,983 Everything is funny, right, King? 808 00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:48,786 Everything is a joke to the funny man. 809 00:34:48,853 --> 00:34:50,621 Well, it's funny if you think that's upsetting me. 810 00:34:50,688 --> 00:34:52,323 The people at Hertz might be a little upset, 811 00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:54,158 but I think they'll be glad to see this footage. 812 00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:56,160 -I'll tell you what, happy… What? -What? 813 00:34:56,227 --> 00:34:58,563 I think the people at Hertz will be glad to see this footage. 814 00:34:58,629 --> 00:34:59,897 I can't hear you, what did you say? 815 00:35:00,465 --> 00:35:02,300 -Maybe if I get in the ring. -Whatever. 816 00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:04,635 -Lawler, let me ask you this. -[crowd cheering] 817 00:35:04,702 --> 00:35:07,238 Hey, you want me to get in the ring, Tazz? 818 00:35:08,139 --> 00:35:09,640 -I'll get in the ring. -Is this funny? 819 00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:15,146 -[Cole] Who has Tazz got in the car? -Is that funny? 820 00:35:15,213 --> 00:35:16,380 Who the hell you think you are? 821 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:17,548 Is that funny, Lawler? 822 00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:18,916 Who the hell do you think you are? 823 00:35:18,983 --> 00:35:20,985 -What are you doing with JR? -It's "Good Ol' JR." 824 00:35:21,686 --> 00:35:23,921 Are you laughing now, Lawler? 825 00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:26,257 Is it a joke now? Go ahead, get out. 826 00:35:26,324 --> 00:35:29,494 I'll split your head open like a watermelon. 827 00:35:30,094 --> 00:35:31,596 Oh, you lock yourself in the door, huh? 828 00:35:31,662 --> 00:35:32,497 Hey, Tazz, you… 829 00:35:32,563 --> 00:35:33,798 Let me in this car. 830 00:35:33,865 --> 00:35:35,099 Open the door! 831 00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:36,634 Open the damn door! 832 00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:39,904 Oh, you're gonna lock yourself in? 833 00:35:40,571 --> 00:35:41,439 All right. 834 00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:44,909 Hey, Lawler… watch this! 835 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,444 Why don't you come in here, you… 836 00:35:46,511 --> 00:35:48,045 Hey! 837 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,548 [Cole] What is Tazz doing? 838 00:35:51,249 --> 00:35:54,385 Tazz just smashed that front window, JR's in the car 839 00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:56,087 and there goes King! 840 00:35:56,721 --> 00:35:59,557 King heading out to the parking lot apparently 841 00:35:59,624 --> 00:36:02,326 and we got to take another look at Tazz snapping 842 00:36:02,393 --> 00:36:04,662 with JR hostage in a car. 843 00:36:04,729 --> 00:36:08,466 Hey, Lawler… watch this! 844 00:36:11,802 --> 00:36:13,237 [bat clatters] 845 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,374 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 846 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,576 -King's out in the parking lot. -JR, are you all right? 847 00:36:18,643 --> 00:36:20,845 Jerry, Jerry… oh, it's my eye 848 00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:21,779 It's his eye, Jerry. 849 00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:23,614 We need help! We need some help here. 850 00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:24,916 His eye's messed up. 851 00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:27,318 JR, take it easy, take it easy. 852 00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:29,453 [shouting] 853 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,023 Tazz! Tazz attacking King from behind. 854 00:36:32,790 --> 00:36:34,225 Tazz attacking King. 855 00:36:34,292 --> 00:36:36,727 Tazz is nothing but a damn street dog. 856 00:36:37,962 --> 00:36:39,697 JR's been busted open! 857 00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:41,332 Come on, come on. That's enough! 858 00:36:41,399 --> 00:36:43,000 [all shouting] 859 00:36:43,067 --> 00:36:46,571 The glass from the car window piercing JR's face! 860 00:36:47,104 --> 00:36:48,372 And look at Tazz laughing! 861 00:36:48,439 --> 00:36:50,541 [laughs] Yeah, Lawler! 862 00:36:50,608 --> 00:36:51,909 [referee] Come on! 863 00:36:53,477 --> 00:36:54,745 [Cole] We're back on SmackDown 864 00:36:54,812 --> 00:36:57,248 and moments ago, another cowardly attack by Tazz, 865 00:36:57,315 --> 00:36:59,317 holding JR hostage in the car 866 00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:01,619 trying to bait the King into coming to the parking lot. 867 00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:05,022 Hey, Lawler… watch this! 868 00:37:07,525 --> 00:37:10,861 Tazz shattering the window glass, ripping at JR's face. 869 00:37:10,928 --> 00:37:13,564 The King had no choice but to rush to JR's aid. 870 00:37:13,631 --> 00:37:16,500 And as King and some EMTs were attending to JR, 871 00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:19,837 check out Tazz, attacking King from behind. 872 00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:23,674 This street thug, Tazz, is totally out of control. 873 00:37:24,308 --> 00:37:26,577 Tazz and King will meet Sunday at SummerSlam, 874 00:37:26,644 --> 00:37:30,047 but the concern now is the state of "Good Ol' JR" 875 00:37:30,114 --> 00:37:31,015 Jim Ross. 876 00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:34,051 -Come on, man… -[Tazz] Come on, King! 877 00:37:34,118 --> 00:37:36,754 Officials pulling Tazz off the King 878 00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:38,122 and now you see during the break… 879 00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:39,590 And his eye, be careful. 880 00:37:39,657 --> 00:37:43,561 -There's glass in his eye-- his right eye. -What's the 20 on that ambulance? 881 00:37:43,628 --> 00:37:45,997 JR, don't look up, don't try to move your eye at all. 882 00:37:46,897 --> 00:37:50,334 [Cole] We'll get an update on the condition of JR momentarily 883 00:37:50,401 --> 00:37:52,870 as "Y2J" Chris Jericho 884 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:54,538 makes his way out here. 885 00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:58,209 -[explosions] -[crowd cheering] 886 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:01,712 "Y2J" Chris Jericho will meet Chris Benoit 887 00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:04,815 Sunday on pay-per-view at SummerSlam, 888 00:38:04,882 --> 00:38:07,652 a best two-out-of-three-falls matchup, 889 00:38:07,718 --> 00:38:10,221 and what a match it's going to be. 890 00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:16,060 It'll be the Crossface of Chris Benoit versus the Walls of Jericho, 891 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:19,997 and these two men flat-out hate each other. 892 00:38:21,565 --> 00:38:22,967 And later on tonight, 893 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:25,603 both Jericho and Benoit will be in the same ring. 894 00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:28,172 It's "Y2J" teaming with the Hardys 895 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,142 against Chris Benoit and Edge and Christian. 896 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,548 I still cannot get over that cowardly attack 897 00:38:37,615 --> 00:38:40,384 at the hands of Tazz, using JR as bait, 898 00:38:40,451 --> 00:38:45,056 holding JR hostage in that car to draw the King to the parking lot. 899 00:38:45,122 --> 00:38:47,058 And then the attack on the King. 900 00:38:47,124 --> 00:38:49,427 And hopefully pretty shortly we're gonna get an update 901 00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:51,529 on the condition of "Good Ol' JR," 902 00:38:51,595 --> 00:38:54,498 another victim of a cowardly Tazz attack. 903 00:38:54,565 --> 00:38:56,967 [crowd cheering] 904 00:38:59,470 --> 00:39:01,906 Great ovation for Chris Jericho. 905 00:39:03,607 --> 00:39:06,644 Chris Benoit. 906 00:39:06,711 --> 00:39:09,146 [crowd booing] 907 00:39:11,115 --> 00:39:13,851 Over the last month, I have developed 908 00:39:13,918 --> 00:39:17,388 an intense hatred for you, 909 00:39:17,455 --> 00:39:21,592 and that's why I can't wait for the chance 910 00:39:21,659 --> 00:39:25,696 to settle our differences at SummerSlam 911 00:39:25,763 --> 00:39:27,498 in the two-out-of-three-fall match. 912 00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:33,404 And you would think that you could grasp that simple concept. 913 00:39:33,471 --> 00:39:36,307 I mean, you would think that a light bulb would have gone off 914 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,342 in that toothless head of yours. 915 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:42,046 And you would have said to yourself, 916 00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:45,349 [slow, mocking voice] "Wow, at SummerSlam, 917 00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:48,052 I get to face Chris Jericho… 918 00:39:49,086 --> 00:39:52,723 in a one-on-one match in the ring. 919 00:39:52,790 --> 00:39:54,558 I'm so happy." 920 00:39:55,459 --> 00:39:56,594 [Cole laughing] 921 00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:58,896 [normal voice] But you haven't grasped the concept, 922 00:39:58,963 --> 00:40:01,232 because ever since that match was announced 923 00:40:01,298 --> 00:40:05,603 you have interfered in every single one of my matches. 924 00:40:06,470 --> 00:40:09,673 But you see, junior, I'm not a hard guy to find, I'm easy. 925 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:11,575 I'll fight you anywhere you want 926 00:40:11,642 --> 00:40:15,646 and that's why my friends in the truck and myself 927 00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:17,681 put together this little something 928 00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:21,619 to help you clearly understand the point. 929 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:25,923 Like I said, Benoit, I'll fight you anywhere. 930 00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:29,627 I will fight Chris Benoit in the ring… 931 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:33,464 [Cole] What is this? 932 00:40:33,531 --> 00:40:36,066 …and Chris Benoit in the back. 933 00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:43,274 I will fight Chris Benoit on a boat. 934 00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:47,278 [Cole laughing] 935 00:40:47,344 --> 00:40:49,313 [crowd cheering] 936 00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:55,419 Or… Chris Benoit with a goat. 937 00:40:55,486 --> 00:40:57,488 -[crowd cheering] -[Cole] Oh boy. 938 00:40:58,589 --> 00:41:00,157 Jericho stirring the pot. 939 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:06,464 Chris Benoit, when the score is tied… 940 00:41:07,464 --> 00:41:10,367 -[crowd cheering] -[Cole laughing] 941 00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:15,539 Or Chris Benoit as a blushing bride. 942 00:41:15,606 --> 00:41:18,843 -[crowd cheering] -[Cole] Oh no… 943 00:41:21,912 --> 00:41:23,147 That one's my favorite, too. 944 00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:24,248 I love that one. 945 00:41:25,516 --> 00:41:29,987 I will fight Chris Benoit while he is taking a quiz… 946 00:41:31,422 --> 00:41:33,824 [crowd cheering] 947 00:41:33,891 --> 00:41:35,693 …or Chris Benoit 948 00:41:35,759 --> 00:41:38,863 as the total jackass that he is. 949 00:41:39,463 --> 00:41:40,431 [crowd cheering] 950 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,566 [Cole] Oh no. [laughs] 951 00:41:44,134 --> 00:41:47,938 You see, junior, I will fight you any day 952 00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:52,877 because, baby, I am Y… 2… J! 953 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:55,446 [Cole] More like Dr. Seuss. 954 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:56,480 [dramatic music] 955 00:41:56,547 --> 00:41:57,515 Oh no. 956 00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:03,888 "The Rabid Wolverine" Chris Benoit 957 00:42:03,954 --> 00:42:07,725 cannot be pleased with that performance of poetry 958 00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:10,694 by "Y2J" Chris Jericho, 959 00:42:10,761 --> 00:42:12,396 as Jericho, 960 00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:15,399 with his eyes trained on Benoit… 961 00:42:16,433 --> 00:42:17,935 The Wolverine… 962 00:42:19,336 --> 00:42:23,240 no smile on his face and marked applause for Jericho. 963 00:42:23,307 --> 00:42:24,775 Chris Jericho… 964 00:42:25,809 --> 00:42:27,945 I've got to hand it to you. 965 00:42:28,012 --> 00:42:31,715 You are a pretty funny guy. 966 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:36,186 And I'm glad you're getting all your kicks out now, 967 00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:39,189 because at SummerSlam, 968 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,458 your wit, 969 00:42:42,326 --> 00:42:44,128 your humor, 970 00:42:44,194 --> 00:42:46,697 and all the funny pictures in the world 971 00:42:46,764 --> 00:42:50,534 aren't gonna do a damn thing for you. 972 00:42:50,601 --> 00:42:52,670 [crowd booing] 973 00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:54,538 You know, I consider myself 974 00:42:55,272 --> 00:42:57,107 to be a pretty funny guy too. 975 00:42:57,174 --> 00:42:58,709 And when I heard 976 00:42:58,776 --> 00:43:03,280 you were putting together this, uh, little montage, 977 00:43:04,048 --> 00:43:06,984 well, I decided to prepare a picture myself. 978 00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:10,988 And it is a classic. 979 00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:14,792 I laugh every time I look at it. 980 00:43:15,893 --> 00:43:17,628 And I like to call this picture… 981 00:43:18,362 --> 00:43:22,633 "Y2J losses consciousness 982 00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:25,903 at the hands of the Crossface." 983 00:43:27,738 --> 00:43:28,973 [Benoit laughing] 984 00:43:29,039 --> 00:43:31,542 [crowd booing] 985 00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:36,580 A picture says a thousand words 986 00:43:36,647 --> 00:43:40,117 and that is the only picture that matters. 987 00:43:42,052 --> 00:43:43,420 Because at SummerSlam, 988 00:43:43,487 --> 00:43:45,556 and as you'll find out tonight, 989 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,257 in the six-man tag, 990 00:43:48,759 --> 00:43:53,564 I am the best damn technical wrestler in the WWE. 991 00:43:54,531 --> 00:43:56,233 -And not you… -[mouthing] 992 00:43:57,901 --> 00:43:59,069 or anyone else… 993 00:44:00,070 --> 00:44:01,405 can do a thing about it. 994 00:44:02,039 --> 00:44:04,541 Prove me wrong. 995 00:44:05,442 --> 00:44:08,612 [crowd booing] 996 00:44:12,416 --> 00:44:13,450 Prove me wrong. 997 00:44:14,284 --> 00:44:16,654 [Jericho] Well, the only thing that you've proven to me 998 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:19,623 is that you have a total lack of imagination, 999 00:44:19,690 --> 00:44:22,960 because that picture wasn't funny, it was lame, it didn't even rhyme. 1000 00:44:23,894 --> 00:44:26,597 [crowd cheering] 1001 00:44:26,663 --> 00:44:28,665 But I do agree with you on one point. 1002 00:44:28,732 --> 00:44:31,769 I can't wait for our match at SummerSlam 1003 00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:36,573 and I can't wait for our match right here tonight on SmackDown. 1004 00:44:37,374 --> 00:44:39,943 [crowd cheering] 1005 00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:42,613 So remember this, junior, 1006 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,648 the Walls of Jericho 1007 00:44:44,715 --> 00:44:47,251 will cause you a lot of pain 1008 00:44:48,018 --> 00:44:49,720 and when I'm through with you, 1009 00:44:49,787 --> 00:44:52,222 you will never… 1010 00:44:52,289 --> 00:44:54,692 -[crowd] Ever! -…ever… 1011 00:44:54,758 --> 00:44:58,562 …be the same… again. 1012 00:44:58,629 --> 00:44:59,863 [crowd cheering] 1013 00:44:59,930 --> 00:45:02,700 [Cole] Well, show-and-tell will be over for both of these men 1014 00:45:02,766 --> 00:45:05,969 Sunday on pay-per-view at SummerSlam. 1015 00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:08,005 Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit 1016 00:45:08,072 --> 00:45:10,474 in a best two-out-of-three-falls matchup. 1017 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:13,310 But tonight on SmackDown, that man, Jericho… 1018 00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:15,679 -Oh, wait a minute. -I'm sorry about Monday night, man. 1019 00:45:15,746 --> 00:45:18,382 I didn't mean to head-butt you, you know? 1020 00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:19,516 And about the table, 1021 00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:21,485 you know, I didn't mean to put you through a table. 1022 00:45:22,286 --> 00:45:23,987 -Listen. Listen. -Look, come on. 1023 00:45:24,054 --> 00:45:26,123 I know you-- I'm sick of "I'm sorries." 1024 00:45:26,190 --> 00:45:28,258 And I don't even wanna think about SummerSlam. 1025 00:45:28,325 --> 00:45:31,061 We got bigger fish to fry tonight with The Undertaker. 1026 00:45:31,128 --> 00:45:32,663 -All right, man. -That's what we got to do. 1027 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,798 -All right. -Tonight. Get our-- What is that? 1028 00:45:34,865 --> 00:45:36,567 [rumbling] 1029 00:45:36,633 --> 00:45:38,602 -Oh! Look out! -[shouts] 1030 00:45:39,937 --> 00:45:41,538 Jerry "The King" Lawler back with us. 1031 00:45:41,605 --> 00:45:43,273 And King, what can you tell us about JR? 1032 00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:44,441 Well, I'll tell you this. 1033 00:45:44,508 --> 00:45:45,576 His eye is cut. 1034 00:45:45,642 --> 00:45:47,611 I don't know if it's inside his eye or over his eye, 1035 00:45:47,678 --> 00:45:49,947 but I'm gonna tell you something, Tazz, you piece of crap, 1036 00:45:50,013 --> 00:45:53,450 if his eye is damaged, I promise you this Sunday at the SummerSlam 1037 00:45:53,517 --> 00:45:55,152 I will knock your stinking eyes 1038 00:45:55,219 --> 00:45:57,488 right out of your head, do you hear that? 1039 00:45:57,554 --> 00:45:58,789 -I promise you that! -Well, King-- 1040 00:45:58,856 --> 00:46:00,557 Well, King, coming up next, The Undertaker. 1041 00:46:00,624 --> 00:46:03,460 And who would believe how The Undertaker's life would change 1042 00:46:03,527 --> 00:46:04,895 ten days ago on Raw. 1043 00:46:04,962 --> 00:46:06,463 [dramatic music] 1044 00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:07,998 [Ross] The Crossface on The Undertaker. 1045 00:46:08,065 --> 00:46:09,967 Something's got to be done about this. 1046 00:46:10,033 --> 00:46:11,568 -It's Kane! -[Lawler] What? 1047 00:46:11,635 --> 00:46:13,203 [Ross] It's the Big Red Machine! 1048 00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:14,571 He's coming for Shane, 1049 00:46:14,638 --> 00:46:16,240 he's coming for Benoit. 1050 00:46:16,306 --> 00:46:17,274 Get out of there! 1051 00:46:17,341 --> 00:46:20,911 These brothers united, and by God when they're together 1052 00:46:20,978 --> 00:46:23,447 hell hath no fury like these two. 1053 00:46:23,514 --> 00:46:26,350 The brothers hands are clasped, The Undertaker and K-- 1054 00:46:26,416 --> 00:46:28,051 Hey wait. Wait a minute! 1055 00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:29,052 [Lawler] What? 1056 00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:30,354 [Ross] What do you-- What the hell? 1057 00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:31,321 [Lawler] Look at that. 1058 00:46:31,388 --> 00:46:33,657 [Ross] A chokeslam? What's the meaning of this? 1059 00:46:33,724 --> 00:46:37,861 The Big Red Machine assaulting his own brother for God sakes. 1060 00:46:37,928 --> 00:46:40,864 [Lawler] I don't understand this. Oh my God. 1061 00:46:41,498 --> 00:46:44,234 Kane just chokeslammed The Undertaker 1062 00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:46,637 through the mat, all the way to hell! 1063 00:46:46,703 --> 00:46:47,704 Why? 1064 00:46:47,771 --> 00:46:48,972 Why, Kane? 1065 00:46:49,039 --> 00:46:50,974 Why turn on your brother? 1066 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:54,545 [Kane] Why did I chokeslam my brother? 1067 00:46:54,611 --> 00:46:56,880 I… am… 1068 00:46:56,947 --> 00:46:58,615 a monster! 1069 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,151 [Cole] It's The Undertaker! 1070 00:47:01,218 --> 00:47:02,586 He wants answers from his brother 1071 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:04,488 and Kane doesn't wanna give him answers. 1072 00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:07,057 Wait a minute, Kane with a right-hand! 1073 00:47:07,124 --> 00:47:09,193 A sucker punch to The Undertaker. 1074 00:47:09,259 --> 00:47:10,894 Why is Kane doing this? 1075 00:47:10,961 --> 00:47:13,430 Why is Kane turning on his own flesh and blood? 1076 00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:17,067 Kane has drawn the blood of his own brother. 1077 00:47:19,269 --> 00:47:21,305 ["You're Gonna Pay" playing] ♪ Dead man walking ♪ 1078 00:47:21,371 --> 00:47:24,241 -[crowd cheering] -♪ You've done it now ♪ 1079 00:47:24,308 --> 00:47:27,311 ♪ You've gone and made a big mistake ♪ 1080 00:47:27,377 --> 00:47:29,846 ♪ And I can't allow ♪ 1081 00:47:29,913 --> 00:47:32,649 -♪ You to think you can just walk away ♪ -[Cole] It will be a civil war! 1082 00:47:32,716 --> 00:47:35,752 Sunday, pay-per-view, 1083 00:47:35,819 --> 00:47:37,054 at SummerSlam. 1084 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:40,691 The Undertaker, one-on-one with his brother Kane. 1085 00:47:40,757 --> 00:47:42,759 And King, commissioner Mick Foley 1086 00:47:42,826 --> 00:47:46,063 has made certain that Kane is not here tonight. 1087 00:47:46,129 --> 00:47:48,265 Worried that Kane and Undertaker 1088 00:47:48,332 --> 00:47:52,102 could explode three days before SummerSlam. 1089 00:47:52,169 --> 00:47:54,671 [Lawler] Well, I can assure you that whenever Kane and Undertaker 1090 00:47:54,738 --> 00:47:58,942 get within arm's reach of each other, they're gonna try to destroy each other. 1091 00:47:59,009 --> 00:48:01,612 They're gonna try to tear each other completely apart. 1092 00:48:01,678 --> 00:48:04,214 -[crowd cheering] -♪ But bad-asses ♪ 1093 00:48:04,281 --> 00:48:08,118 ♪ Always kicking asshole's ass ♪ 1094 00:48:12,356 --> 00:48:15,225 ♪ You're gonna pay, you're gonna pay ♪ 1095 00:48:15,292 --> 00:48:17,861 ♪There's no forgiveness this time ♪ 1096 00:48:17,928 --> 00:48:20,631 ♪ You're gonna pay, you're gonna pay ♪ 1097 00:48:20,697 --> 00:48:23,000 ♪ It's my business, your mind ♪ 1098 00:48:23,066 --> 00:48:25,402 ♪ You're gonna pay, you're gonna pay ♪ 1099 00:48:25,469 --> 00:48:28,872 [Cole] Well, coming up Sunday at SummerSlam on pay-per-view, 1100 00:48:28,939 --> 00:48:32,442 X-Pac and the Road Dogg will go one-on-one. 1101 00:48:34,077 --> 00:48:35,078 Well, King, earlier tonight 1102 00:48:35,145 --> 00:48:41,051 X-Pac apologized to the Road Dogg for an unfortunate incident on Raw. 1103 00:48:41,118 --> 00:48:43,553 It was DX versus Edge and Christian for the Tag Titles. 1104 00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:45,489 The Dudleys came down with a table. 1105 00:48:45,555 --> 00:48:47,291 As the Dudleys and Edge and Christian got into it, 1106 00:48:47,357 --> 00:48:49,826 The Road Dogg and X-Pac exchanged words. 1107 00:48:49,893 --> 00:48:51,261 [Lawler] I knew this was gonna happen. 1108 00:48:51,328 --> 00:48:53,463 That's where this friendly rivalry went way too far. 1109 00:48:53,530 --> 00:48:57,534 Look at this, a little head-butt turned into a major, 1110 00:48:57,601 --> 00:49:00,971 major mishap, as far as DX is concerned. 1111 00:49:01,538 --> 00:49:03,740 [Cole] Well, X-Pac apologized earlier on tonight, 1112 00:49:03,807 --> 00:49:08,145 but nevertheless, this friendly rivalry as you said, King, has intensified. 1113 00:49:08,211 --> 00:49:11,248 An unseen twist in the relationship 1114 00:49:11,315 --> 00:49:13,383 between The Road Dogg and X-Pac. 1115 00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:15,752 Oh, and that was bright, that was real bright. 1116 00:49:15,819 --> 00:49:17,554 [Lawler] He spat on The Undertaker's bike. 1117 00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:19,790 [Cole] X-Pac just spat on the bike of The Undertaker. 1118 00:49:19,856 --> 00:49:22,092 -And The Undertaker, he's lost it… -[bell ringing] 1119 00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:25,529 going after the members of DX, Road Dogg and X-Pac. 1120 00:49:26,263 --> 00:49:28,131 [Lawler] That's worse than spitting into the wind, 1121 00:49:28,198 --> 00:49:29,266 spitting on Undertaker's bike. 1122 00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:31,201 [Cole] Here's the double-team by Road Dogg and X-Pac 1123 00:49:31,268 --> 00:49:35,739 hoping to put their differences aside in this handicap matchup tonight 1124 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:39,643 against The Undertaker, and what a double clothesline by The Undertaker. 1125 00:49:39,710 --> 00:49:41,445 [Lawler] DX better put their differences aside 1126 00:49:41,511 --> 00:49:43,180 or there'll be nothing left of these two guys. 1127 00:49:43,246 --> 00:49:45,716 [Cole] Well, I think you mentioned it on Raw on Monday night, King-- 1128 00:49:45,782 --> 00:49:49,353 Are they gonna have to reinforce this ring come SummerSlam 1129 00:49:49,419 --> 00:49:52,222 when The Undertaker and Kane go at it one-on-one? 1130 00:49:52,289 --> 00:49:53,623 [Lawler] Oh man. 1131 00:49:53,690 --> 00:49:56,259 [Cole] What a boot to the face of The Road Dogg by The Undertaker, 1132 00:49:56,326 --> 00:49:59,296 and The Undertaker with this impressive assault on DX. 1133 00:49:59,363 --> 00:50:01,531 Here's the cover on Road Dogg, two, kickout. 1134 00:50:01,598 --> 00:50:04,201 [Lawler] You know The Undertaker's been reliving that memory 1135 00:50:04,267 --> 00:50:07,838 when his own brother, Kane, chokeslammed him right through the floor of the ring. 1136 00:50:07,904 --> 00:50:11,441 I mean, he chokeslammed The Undertaker so hard, that the ring actually broke. 1137 00:50:11,508 --> 00:50:13,677 [Cole] Well, Kane tried to offer some sort of explanation, 1138 00:50:13,744 --> 00:50:16,847 saying he's realized he's a monster inside, 1139 00:50:16,913 --> 00:50:19,883 but that still doesn't answer the question in my book 1140 00:50:19,950 --> 00:50:21,385 -to why he did it. -[crowd cheering] 1141 00:50:21,451 --> 00:50:23,053 What a sidewalk slam by The Undertaker, 1142 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,822 here's the cover, and X-Pac breaks up the three-count. 1143 00:50:25,889 --> 00:50:28,091 King, I wanna know what Kane has planned for The Undertaker. 1144 00:50:28,158 --> 00:50:30,227 We all know what The Undertaker's capable of too, 1145 00:50:30,293 --> 00:50:32,929 I'm sure he's got something really devious, 1146 00:50:32,996 --> 00:50:35,465 something really sick in mind for his brother Kane at SummerSlam. 1147 00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:37,167 -Oh no! -[crowd cheering] 1148 00:50:37,234 --> 00:50:41,171 Tossing X-Pac to the top rope, what power by The Undertaker. 1149 00:50:41,238 --> 00:50:42,773 And look at the right-hands. 1150 00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:45,175 -[grunts] -Ooh! 1151 00:50:45,242 --> 00:50:47,310 Well, both members of DX in the corner in trouble, 1152 00:50:47,377 --> 00:50:48,879 X-Pac to the other side of the ring 1153 00:50:48,945 --> 00:50:52,682 and Undertaker is picking apart Road Dogg and X-Pac. 1154 00:50:53,917 --> 00:50:56,019 And Road Dogg with a boot to the face of The Undertaker 1155 00:50:56,086 --> 00:50:57,921 and a spinning heel kick from X-Pac. 1156 00:50:58,955 --> 00:51:01,858 And there's the cover by Road Dogg, there's two and a kickout. 1157 00:51:01,925 --> 00:51:04,194 King, I know you were busy attending to JR backstage 1158 00:51:04,261 --> 00:51:05,862 but did you hear any whisperings, 1159 00:51:05,929 --> 00:51:08,999 any rumors, perhaps, to who Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley's 1160 00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:11,468 leaning toward, either Triple H or Kurt Angle, 1161 00:51:11,535 --> 00:51:12,669 for her tag team match tonight? 1162 00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:14,571 [Lawler] I didn't get a chance to hear about that, 1163 00:51:14,638 --> 00:51:16,706 I was just trying to see what they were gonna do with JR. 1164 00:51:16,773 --> 00:51:18,208 They're still working on his eye. 1165 00:51:18,275 --> 00:51:19,910 I hope it's not actually his eye. 1166 00:51:19,976 --> 00:51:22,312 He has several cuts, I hope it's above or below his eye, 1167 00:51:22,379 --> 00:51:23,780 but it didn't look good. 1168 00:51:23,847 --> 00:51:26,216 [Cole] The bottom line, Tazz is nothing but a coward, 1169 00:51:26,283 --> 00:51:27,451 he's a street punk. 1170 00:51:27,517 --> 00:51:29,753 And taking JR hostage just to draw you out there 1171 00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:31,655 was absolutely ridiculous. 1172 00:51:31,721 --> 00:51:34,391 [Lawler] Well, I promise you he will regret the day 1173 00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:36,993 that he ever met the King come Sunday. 1174 00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:40,831 [Cole] And Road Dogg and X-Pac with the big right-hands to The Undertaker 1175 00:51:40,897 --> 00:51:44,301 and DX trying to take it to The Undertaker 1176 00:51:44,367 --> 00:51:45,435 here in this matchup. 1177 00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:48,972 -Undertaker whipped off the ropes and… -[Lawler] Oh no. 1178 00:51:49,039 --> 00:51:51,241 …telegraphed by Road Dogg and X-Pac, 1179 00:51:51,308 --> 00:51:52,843 and Undertaker takes advantage. 1180 00:51:52,909 --> 00:51:55,378 And what clotheslines by The Undertaker! 1181 00:51:56,012 --> 00:51:59,783 You got to admit, King, he is in a nasty, nasty mood. 1182 00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:00,784 [Lawler] Of course, he is. 1183 00:52:01,284 --> 00:52:03,587 [Cole] It's a good thing Kane was not allowed to be here tonight. 1184 00:52:03,653 --> 00:52:04,588 [crowd cheering] 1185 00:52:04,654 --> 00:52:06,089 X-Pac, kick to the midsection. 1186 00:52:06,623 --> 00:52:08,959 Kane drawing the blood of his own brother 1187 00:52:09,025 --> 00:52:11,061 on SmackDown last Thursday night. 1188 00:52:11,127 --> 00:52:14,431 Oh, look out, X-Pac… and where's Road Dogg going? 1189 00:52:14,498 --> 00:52:15,465 [Lawler] What the heck? 1190 00:52:15,532 --> 00:52:17,434 [Cole] Road Dogg's heading up the ramp and X-Pac… 1191 00:52:17,501 --> 00:52:19,736 -[Lawler] Oh no, look at this! -Planted with a chokeslam… 1192 00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:21,605 by The Undertaker. 1193 00:52:22,172 --> 00:52:24,007 And Road Dogg is… 1194 00:52:24,074 --> 00:52:25,609 [Lawler] He's walking out on his partner. 1195 00:52:25,675 --> 00:52:27,144 [Cole] Is he leaving X-Pac? 1196 00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:29,479 -[Lawler] "Is he"? He's gone. -[crowd cheering] 1197 00:52:29,546 --> 00:52:31,481 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -[Cole] Road Dogg is leaving X-Pac. 1198 00:52:31,548 --> 00:52:33,016 [Lawler] You know what this signal means. 1199 00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:34,885 [Cole] To the wolves, to The Undertaker! 1200 00:52:34,951 --> 00:52:37,821 [Lawler] No, he's leaving X-Pac to his last ride. 1201 00:52:37,888 --> 00:52:41,258 [Cole] With X-Pac, and X-Pac going for the ride. 1202 00:52:41,324 --> 00:52:43,927 -Full… ride! -[crowd cheering] 1203 00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:46,563 Cover by The Undertaker. 1204 00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:48,198 [bell ringing] 1205 00:52:48,265 --> 00:52:50,300 -["You're Gonna Pay" playing] -♪ You've done it now ♪ 1206 00:52:50,367 --> 00:52:53,637 -[crowd cheering] -♪ You've gone and made a big mistake ♪ 1207 00:52:53,703 --> 00:52:55,939 ♪ And I can't allow ♪ 1208 00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:58,942 ♪ You to think you can just walk away ♪ 1209 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:01,311 ♪ So turn around ♪ 1210 00:53:01,378 --> 00:53:04,347 ♪ And face the piper you're gonna pay ♪ 1211 00:53:04,414 --> 00:53:06,650 ♪ 'Cause the end is now ♪ 1212 00:53:06,716 --> 00:53:11,288 ♪ This is gonna be your judgment day ♪ 1213 00:53:12,622 --> 00:53:14,658 ♪ A cheap shot ♪ 1214 00:53:14,724 --> 00:53:18,061 ♪ That's the way that you play the game ♪ 1215 00:53:18,128 --> 00:53:19,930 ♪ I was blindsided ♪ 1216 00:53:19,996 --> 00:53:22,899 -[indistinct chatter] -♪ Things will never ever be the same ♪ 1217 00:53:22,966 --> 00:53:25,468 So is he on the same page as us, or what? 1218 00:53:27,070 --> 00:53:29,072 Actually, he made a lot of sense. 1219 00:53:29,573 --> 00:53:31,107 Kurt made a lot of sense? 1220 00:53:31,174 --> 00:53:32,576 There's a first for everything. 1221 00:53:32,642 --> 00:53:34,444 Kurt made a lot of sense, he… 1222 00:53:34,511 --> 00:53:36,913 he spoke about how hot-headed you are. 1223 00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:37,881 What? 1224 00:53:37,948 --> 00:53:38,982 Well, you are. 1225 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:43,453 I mean, you get to be a little emotional, and look at you… already getting hot. 1226 00:53:44,988 --> 00:53:47,424 I mean, Kurt made some valid points. 1227 00:53:47,490 --> 00:53:48,792 Hold on a second… 1228 00:53:50,126 --> 00:53:52,629 Are you actually contemplating 1229 00:53:52,696 --> 00:53:54,364 having him as your partner. Really? 1230 00:53:55,599 --> 00:53:58,168 Well, I think it's at least worth some consideration. 1231 00:53:58,234 --> 00:54:00,136 Consideration my [bleep]. 1232 00:54:00,203 --> 00:54:01,972 [crowd cheering] 1233 00:54:02,038 --> 00:54:04,074 I'm gonna have a little talk with Kurt Angle. 1234 00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:13,283 Together we have the power to elect the next president of the United States. 1235 00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:15,819 Let your voice be heard. 1236 00:54:15,885 --> 00:54:19,289 [man] Log on to WWEvote.com for more information. 1237 00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:22,692 Smackdown your vote this November. 1238 00:54:24,761 --> 00:54:27,130 [Cole] Well, here comes the European Champion, King. 1239 00:54:28,064 --> 00:54:31,901 Perry Saturn set for action on SmackDown. 1240 00:54:31,968 --> 00:54:33,336 [Lawler] Oh baby. 1241 00:54:33,403 --> 00:54:34,971 [rock music playing] 1242 00:54:35,038 --> 00:54:36,606 -[bell ringing] -[Lawler] Wow. 1243 00:54:36,673 --> 00:54:39,109 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall 1244 00:54:39,175 --> 00:54:43,413 and it is for the World Wrestling Entertainment European Championship. 1245 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:45,281 Introducing first, being 1246 00:54:45,348 --> 00:54:48,885 accompanied to the ring by Terri from Boston, Mass. 1247 00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:51,321 Weighing in at 241 pounds, 1248 00:54:51,388 --> 00:54:53,990 he is the World Wrestling Entertainment 1249 00:54:54,057 --> 00:54:55,725 European Champion, 1250 00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:57,460 Perry Saturn. 1251 00:54:57,527 --> 00:54:59,729 [Cole] And I'll tell you what, King, that non-partisan campaign 1252 00:54:59,796 --> 00:55:01,998 to register WWE fans to vote… 1253 00:55:02,065 --> 00:55:05,669 Consider this: 40,000 fans have registered 1254 00:55:05,735 --> 00:55:08,805 in the first three weeks of the campaign. 1255 00:55:08,872 --> 00:55:10,140 [Lawler] That is unbelievable. 1256 00:55:10,206 --> 00:55:12,175 [Cole] You can register to vote at WWE New York, 1257 00:55:12,242 --> 00:55:13,743 WWEvote.com, 1258 00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:16,246 and also at many of the live events across the country. 1259 00:55:16,312 --> 00:55:19,649 Well, you see Terri's back here tonight but she's had a busy week. 1260 00:55:19,716 --> 00:55:22,552 Last week on SmackDown at The Kat's urging, 1261 00:55:22,619 --> 00:55:25,055 Rikishi gave Terri a Stinkface. 1262 00:55:25,121 --> 00:55:27,324 [Lawler] Look at this! Rikishi actually was just gonna go ahead 1263 00:55:27,390 --> 00:55:29,859 and leave the ring, but then The Kat said, "No, no, no, no." 1264 00:55:29,926 --> 00:55:32,929 You know, this trouble's been brewing between The Kat and Terri for a long time, 1265 00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:35,632 and The Kat, being persuasive like she can be, 1266 00:55:35,699 --> 00:55:37,200 convinced Rikishi to back it up 1267 00:55:37,267 --> 00:55:39,869 right into the face of Terri, and ooh, 1268 00:55:39,936 --> 00:55:42,138 the celebration was on by The Kat and Rikishi. 1269 00:55:42,205 --> 00:55:46,710 [Cole] Terri got her answer, King, Monday night, so to speak, on Raw. 1270 00:55:46,776 --> 00:55:49,846 The Kat was at WWE New York, and check out what happened. 1271 00:55:50,413 --> 00:55:53,516 [Lawler] She was attacked by Terri, from behind I might add, 1272 00:55:53,583 --> 00:55:57,087 and then, I couldn't believe this, Terri gave The Kat a little sample 1273 00:55:57,153 --> 00:56:00,457 of what a Stinkface would be like from Terri. 1274 00:56:00,523 --> 00:56:02,659 [Cole] And at SummerSlam we'll have the first-ever 1275 00:56:02,726 --> 00:56:04,427 thong Stinkface match. 1276 00:56:04,928 --> 00:56:06,496 [Lawler] Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1277 00:56:06,563 --> 00:56:09,599 -The first-ever what? -[Cole] Thong Stinkface match. 1278 00:56:09,666 --> 00:56:11,634 [announcer] And the challenger, from Lima, Ohio, 1279 00:56:11,701 --> 00:56:14,104 weighing in at 248 pounds… 1280 00:56:14,170 --> 00:56:16,740 Al… Snow! 1281 00:56:16,806 --> 00:56:19,109 [Lawler] You mean The Kat and Terri are gonna be wearing thongs 1282 00:56:19,175 --> 00:56:20,744 and trying to give each other a Stinkface? 1283 00:56:20,810 --> 00:56:22,912 [Cole] Yeah, they are. As Perry Saturn and Al Snow go at it, 1284 00:56:22,979 --> 00:56:27,183 I wanna remind our fans that live at WWE New York this Saturday night, King, 1285 00:56:27,250 --> 00:56:30,253 Radio WWE, 8:00 to 10:00 Eastern Time 1286 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:33,623 on the Westwood One network, check SummerSlam.com for all the details. 1287 00:56:33,690 --> 00:56:35,592 I understand that you're gonna be on the big show. 1288 00:56:35,658 --> 00:56:37,394 [Lawler] Yeah, we're gonna be talking about the-- 1289 00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:39,395 give you a little update on the big softball game. 1290 00:56:39,462 --> 00:56:41,397 The WWE Superstars are gonna be playing against 1291 00:56:41,464 --> 00:56:42,999 Michael Bolton this Saturday. 1292 00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:46,302 Michael Bolton and his Bombers, Bolton's Bombers. 1293 00:56:46,369 --> 00:56:49,572 [Cole] Well, Radio WWE hosted by, uh, commissioner Mick Foley. 1294 00:56:49,639 --> 00:56:52,442 Al Snow… this is a European Championship match. 1295 00:56:52,509 --> 00:56:55,712 Putting the European Title up, Perry Saturn's European Title. 1296 00:56:55,779 --> 00:56:58,214 [Lawler] Well, Perry Saturn wouldn't even take the title belt off, 1297 00:56:58,281 --> 00:56:59,749 but now Al Snow's got it on. 1298 00:56:59,816 --> 00:57:00,850 Look at that. Oh. 1299 00:57:00,917 --> 00:57:03,119 That dress-- that dress really brings out the bust in her-- 1300 00:57:03,186 --> 00:57:04,554 I mean, the best in Terri, doesn't it? 1301 00:57:04,621 --> 00:57:07,557 [Cole] Perry Saturn's business adviser, Terri, looking on from ringside 1302 00:57:07,624 --> 00:57:10,860 as Al Snow and Perry Saturn exchange blows 1303 00:57:10,927 --> 00:57:11,828 in the ring. 1304 00:57:11,895 --> 00:57:14,197 [Lawler] I want you to explain it to me one more time, Michael: 1305 00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:16,166 Terri and The Kat, this Sunday at SummerSlam, 1306 00:57:16,232 --> 00:57:17,834 are gonna be wearing thongs? 1307 00:57:17,901 --> 00:57:21,004 [Cole] Yeah, it's gonna be a first-ever thong Stinkface match 1308 00:57:21,070 --> 00:57:22,572 at SummerSlam Sunday. 1309 00:57:22,639 --> 00:57:25,508 [Lawler] I'd call that-- I'd call it a "sweet face" match. 1310 00:57:25,575 --> 00:57:28,011 -[Cole] Oh man. -[Lawler] Or maybe a "happy face" match. 1311 00:57:28,077 --> 00:57:29,179 [Cole] Will you stop? 1312 00:57:29,245 --> 00:57:31,781 And Al Snow with a suplex, European Title is on the line. 1313 00:57:31,848 --> 00:57:35,218 Perry Saturn, the European Champion, tossed over the top rope 1314 00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:36,553 by Al Snow. 1315 00:57:36,619 --> 00:57:38,154 [crowd cheering] 1316 00:57:38,221 --> 00:57:39,823 [Lawler] Uh-oh, look at Terri. 1317 00:57:39,889 --> 00:57:42,492 [Cole] Look out, Al Snow outside the ring and… 1318 00:57:42,559 --> 00:57:44,627 he's got his eyes, it looks, King, 1319 00:57:44,694 --> 00:57:45,962 like they're set on Terri. 1320 00:57:46,029 --> 00:57:47,330 [Lawler] Well, whose aren't? 1321 00:57:47,397 --> 00:57:49,799 Any man in this building that doesn't have his eyes on Terri, 1322 00:57:49,866 --> 00:57:50,967 I'd wonder about him. 1323 00:57:51,634 --> 00:57:53,236 [Cole] Terri, trying to get out of the way. 1324 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,271 Perry Saturn perched on the top rope. 1325 00:57:55,338 --> 00:57:58,741 Taking out Al Snow, off the top rope, Perry Saturn. 1326 00:57:58,808 --> 00:58:01,811 [Lawler] Perry Saturn had one eye on Al Snow and one eye on Terri. 1327 00:58:01,878 --> 00:58:03,847 [Cole] I'll tell you, Triple H didn't look too pleased. 1328 00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:06,583 Said he had to have a word with Kurt Angle, 1329 00:58:06,649 --> 00:58:09,252 as Stephanie's still contemplating who she's gonna team with, 1330 00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:10,954 her husband Triple H or Kurt Angle 1331 00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:14,491 against The Rock and Lita tonight on SmackDown. 1332 00:58:15,258 --> 00:58:17,627 Nice suplex by Perry Saturn. 1333 00:58:18,695 --> 00:58:20,630 Just wanna remind our great fans in Greensboro, 1334 00:58:20,697 --> 00:58:23,433 Raw is War comes to Greensboro, North Carolina, on Monday, King, 1335 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,935 and a week from Saturday, we're in Boston. 1336 00:58:26,002 --> 00:58:28,271 A week from Sunday in Knoxville, Tennessee. 1337 00:58:29,539 --> 00:58:32,375 Perry Saturn, European Champion, whipping Al Snow across the ring 1338 00:58:32,442 --> 00:58:34,210 and there's a big foot to the face. 1339 00:58:35,812 --> 00:58:38,681 [Lawler] What a night this has already been and we're still just getting started. 1340 00:58:38,748 --> 00:58:41,417 [Cole] Uh-oh, look out. It's been a wild night, as you said, King, 1341 00:58:41,484 --> 00:58:44,187 as Terri looks on, but Al Snow's got his mind set 1342 00:58:44,254 --> 00:58:46,756 on winning the European Title here tonight. 1343 00:58:48,124 --> 00:58:49,058 [Lawler] Whoa! 1344 00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:50,894 [Cole] Moonsault by Al Snow off the top ropes. 1345 00:58:51,561 --> 00:58:53,463 [crowd cheering] 1346 00:58:53,529 --> 00:58:55,865 What is he doing? Why doesn't he just go for the cover 1347 00:58:55,932 --> 00:58:57,267 on Perry Saturn? 1348 00:58:57,333 --> 00:58:59,202 Wait, Terri's got Head. 1349 00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:00,470 [Lawler] Hey! 1350 00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:02,305 [crowd cheering] 1351 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:04,040 [Cole] Whoop! Well, Terri missed and… 1352 00:59:04,107 --> 00:59:07,510 -[woman screams] -Terri tossed through the ropes by Snow. 1353 00:59:07,577 --> 00:59:09,412 -[Lawler] Is she hurt? -And Perry Saturn… 1354 00:59:10,313 --> 00:59:12,382 And he's got the Rings of Saturn locked in, 1355 00:59:12,448 --> 00:59:14,384 the Rings of Saturn locked in on Al Snow! 1356 00:59:14,450 --> 00:59:15,351 [bell ringing] 1357 00:59:15,418 --> 00:59:17,687 Perry Saturn retains his title. 1358 00:59:17,754 --> 00:59:18,788 [Lawler] What about Terri? 1359 00:59:18,855 --> 00:59:20,490 [announcer] Here is your winner 1360 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:22,325 and still World Wrestling Entertainment's 1361 00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:24,694 European Champion, 1362 00:59:24,761 --> 00:59:26,896 Perry Saturn. 1363 00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:29,499 [Cole] Well, Perry attending to Terri. 1364 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:33,069 Terri went to smack Al Snow with Al Snow's Head, 1365 00:59:33,970 --> 00:59:35,672 and Terri was tossed through the ropes. 1366 00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:38,007 [Lawler] She's hurt! She's hurt bad. 1367 00:59:39,475 --> 00:59:42,078 [Lawler] Welcome back to SmackDown, from New Orleans. 1368 00:59:42,145 --> 00:59:45,515 And tonight SmackDown is brought to you by Stacker 2, 1369 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:47,016 the world's strongest fat burner. 1370 00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:51,854 Call 1-800-Lite-Line or visit www.STACKER2.com. 1371 00:59:51,921 --> 00:59:53,723 [Cole] And by Adidas. 1372 00:59:53,790 --> 00:59:57,260 [Lawler] Yeah, and by Divas: Postcard from the Caribbean, 1373 00:59:57,327 --> 01:00:01,664 now available from WWE Home Video wherever videos are sold. 1374 01:00:01,731 --> 01:00:03,866 ♪ You think you know me ♪ 1375 01:00:03,933 --> 01:00:04,934 [rock music plays] 1376 01:00:05,001 --> 01:00:07,704 [Cole] Well, King, Sunday on pay-per-view at SummerSlam, 1377 01:00:07,770 --> 01:00:11,140 Edge and Christian, the Tag Team Title holders, 1378 01:00:11,207 --> 01:00:14,677 put the titles on the line against the Hardys and Dudleys 1379 01:00:14,744 --> 01:00:18,481 in a first-ever tables, ladders, and chairs match. 1380 01:00:18,548 --> 01:00:21,985 [Lawler] Oh man, I can't-- Oh, give me some TLC, yeah. 1381 01:00:22,051 --> 01:00:24,420 [announcer] Tag team match scheduled for one fall. 1382 01:00:24,487 --> 01:00:29,625 In the ring, from Toronto, at a combined weight of 455 pounds, 1383 01:00:29,692 --> 01:00:33,296 they are World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Champions, 1384 01:00:33,363 --> 01:00:35,732 Christian and Edge. 1385 01:00:35,798 --> 01:00:38,201 [Lawler] I don't think the young lady with that TLC sign 1386 01:00:38,267 --> 01:00:42,438 quite understands the TLC these guys are gonna be in for Sunday… 1387 01:00:42,505 --> 01:00:44,707 that's tables, ladders, and chairs! 1388 01:00:45,141 --> 01:00:46,042 Oh my! 1389 01:00:47,777 --> 01:00:48,878 Check out those glasses. 1390 01:00:48,945 --> 01:00:52,248 Greetings to all of our fans in New Orleans. 1391 01:00:52,315 --> 01:00:53,449 [crowd cheering] 1392 01:00:53,516 --> 01:00:54,684 [Lawler] Cajun country! 1393 01:00:56,386 --> 01:00:59,889 Now we know you're all probably putting down your fried alligator legs 1394 01:00:59,956 --> 01:01:03,760 or whatever it is you silly people here in Louisiana like to eat… 1395 01:01:03,826 --> 01:01:06,095 [crowd booing] 1396 01:01:06,162 --> 01:01:09,966 …in anticipation of one of our five-second poses. 1397 01:01:11,234 --> 01:01:14,137 -[Lawler] They eat gumbo. -But I'm sorry to inform you 1398 01:01:14,203 --> 01:01:18,041 that there will be no pose until after SummerSlam. 1399 01:01:18,107 --> 01:01:19,108 [crowd booing] 1400 01:01:19,175 --> 01:01:20,143 -[Lawler] No pose? -Darn. 1401 01:01:20,209 --> 01:01:21,611 But fear not. 1402 01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:25,314 Unlike Ricky Williams, we will not drop the ball. 1403 01:01:25,381 --> 01:01:27,817 -[crowd booing] -[Lawler] Uh-oh. [laughs] 1404 01:01:27,884 --> 01:01:30,153 [Cole] He's a Saints running back here in New Orleans. 1405 01:01:30,219 --> 01:01:32,422 Because in the tables, 1406 01:01:32,488 --> 01:01:34,624 ladders, and chairs… 1407 01:01:35,158 --> 01:01:36,392 [crowd] What? 1408 01:01:36,459 --> 01:01:37,727 …match… 1409 01:01:38,795 --> 01:01:42,832 …we will climb that ladder rung by glorious rung, 1410 01:01:42,899 --> 01:01:45,635 reclaim our Tag Team Championships 1411 01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:48,404 and unveil a world-first, 1412 01:01:48,471 --> 01:01:49,872 monumental, 1413 01:01:49,939 --> 01:01:51,808 37-second pose. 1414 01:01:51,874 --> 01:01:53,810 [Lawler] Wow, 37-second pose. 1415 01:01:53,876 --> 01:01:55,712 -[crowd cheering] -[Cole] Oh, I can't wait for that. 1416 01:01:55,778 --> 01:01:57,747 You know, members of the New Orleans Saints are here 1417 01:01:57,814 --> 01:01:59,248 in the audience tonight, King, 1418 01:01:59,315 --> 01:02:01,684 and I don't think they liked that Ricky Williams comment. 1419 01:02:01,751 --> 01:02:03,486 [announcer] And their tag team partner 1420 01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:05,855 from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, 1421 01:02:05,922 --> 01:02:09,025 weighing in at 225 pounds… 1422 01:02:09,092 --> 01:02:11,260 Chris Benoit. 1423 01:02:11,327 --> 01:02:13,362 [Lawler] You heard what Edge and Christian said. 1424 01:02:13,429 --> 01:02:17,233 Those championship belts, the WWE Tag Titles are gonna be hung, 1425 01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:19,869 suspended high above the ring. 1426 01:02:19,936 --> 01:02:23,039 [Cole] And King, check it out. Members of the New Orleans Saints. 1427 01:02:23,706 --> 01:02:27,343 And Chris Benoit, SummerSlam on pay-per-view Sunday, 1428 01:02:27,410 --> 01:02:29,745 takes on Chris Jericho, Y2J, 1429 01:02:29,812 --> 01:02:31,214 best two-out-of-three falls. 1430 01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:32,749 And remember what happened on Raw 1431 01:02:32,815 --> 01:02:35,384 this past Monday night, King, "Y2J" Chris Jericho 1432 01:02:35,451 --> 01:02:38,454 taking on Perry Saturn, European Title on the line, 1433 01:02:38,521 --> 01:02:42,191 and Chris Benoit cost Y2J another title. 1434 01:02:42,258 --> 01:02:46,229 [Lawler] Well, without a doubt, Y2J think that he had that European Title won. 1435 01:02:46,295 --> 01:02:49,932 But then Benoit, with that little friend of his, showed up, 1436 01:02:49,999 --> 01:02:50,867 it was great. 1437 01:02:50,933 --> 01:02:53,669 [Cole] You know, these two absolutely hate each other. 1438 01:02:53,736 --> 01:02:56,772 And Chris Jericho's little Dr. Seuss rendition 1439 01:02:56,839 --> 01:02:59,976 earlier on tonight on SmackDown just fueled the rivalry, 1440 01:03:00,042 --> 01:03:02,578 the fire, even more between these two men. 1441 01:03:03,479 --> 01:03:05,114 -[Lawler] Oh boy. -[rock music playing] 1442 01:03:05,181 --> 01:03:07,450 [announcer] And their opponents, first, 1443 01:03:07,517 --> 01:03:11,654 from Cameron, North Carolina. At a combined weight of 430 pounds, 1444 01:03:12,155 --> 01:03:15,658 Matt and Jeff, The Hardy Boyz. 1445 01:03:15,725 --> 01:03:18,327 [Cole] King, we've been talking about that table, ladders, chairs match 1446 01:03:18,394 --> 01:03:20,663 and we just want to explain to everybody 1447 01:03:20,730 --> 01:03:24,367 that the Tag Team Titles are gonna be suspended above the ring. 1448 01:03:24,433 --> 01:03:26,936 They're gonna be hanging from the rafters, and the first team 1449 01:03:27,003 --> 01:03:30,173 to climb the ladders and get to those titles 1450 01:03:30,239 --> 01:03:32,542 will become Tag Team Champions. 1451 01:03:32,608 --> 01:03:34,343 [Lawler] And who does that favor? 1452 01:03:34,410 --> 01:03:36,112 Who are the ladder specialists around here? 1453 01:03:36,846 --> 01:03:38,281 -[Cole] The Hardys. -[Lawler] Right. 1454 01:03:38,347 --> 01:03:39,515 -[crowd cheering] -[rock music] 1455 01:03:39,582 --> 01:03:41,951 [Lawler] I think Edge and Christian are at a big disadvantage. 1456 01:03:42,018 --> 01:03:43,119 I think that they should-- 1457 01:03:43,186 --> 01:03:45,988 Well, it should be something like-- Oh no! Man! 1458 01:03:46,055 --> 01:03:47,990 [rock music playing] 1459 01:03:48,057 --> 01:03:49,292 [crowd cheering] 1460 01:03:49,358 --> 01:03:51,761 [announcer] And their tag team partner, 1461 01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:53,696 from Winnipeg, Manitoba, 1462 01:03:53,763 --> 01:03:56,499 weighing in at 227 pounds… 1463 01:03:56,566 --> 01:03:59,001 Chris Jericho. 1464 01:03:59,068 --> 01:04:03,272 [Cole] You know, King, I'll tell you what. I think "Y2J" Chris Jericho, 1465 01:04:03,339 --> 01:04:05,908 he's gone a little loony over the past few weeks. 1466 01:04:05,975 --> 01:04:08,077 [Lawler] Gone? What do you mean? He's always been loony. 1467 01:04:08,144 --> 01:04:10,580 [Cole] I think he's lost a few marbles at the hands of Chris Benoit. 1468 01:04:10,646 --> 01:04:13,583 I mean, that big old steel garage door, 1469 01:04:13,649 --> 01:04:15,117 crashed it into his stomach, 1470 01:04:15,184 --> 01:04:16,519 chair shots to the head, 1471 01:04:16,586 --> 01:04:19,622 numerous times, the Crippler Crossface locked on. 1472 01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:22,558 Y2J sat right here last week and told us, King, 1473 01:04:22,625 --> 01:04:24,861 he flat out hates Chris Benoit. 1474 01:04:24,927 --> 01:04:27,263 [Lawler] If hate was written on every grain of sand 1475 01:04:27,330 --> 01:04:28,564 in the Sahara desert, 1476 01:04:28,631 --> 01:04:30,366 that probably wouldn't equal the amount of hate 1477 01:04:30,433 --> 01:04:33,502 that's between Y2J and Chris Benoit. 1478 01:04:33,569 --> 01:04:35,238 [Cole] Edge and Christian and The Hardy Boyz 1479 01:04:35,304 --> 01:04:37,273 aren't fond of one another either. 1480 01:04:37,340 --> 01:04:39,809 It was Edge and Christian who gave Jeff Hardy that concussion 1481 01:04:39,875 --> 01:04:41,510 a few weeks ago with a double chair shot. 1482 01:04:41,577 --> 01:04:45,381 Matt Hardy put out of action last week as well for a few days 1483 01:04:45,448 --> 01:04:48,284 after, I guess they call it the, uh-- 1484 01:04:48,884 --> 01:04:50,186 What do they call it, 1485 01:04:50,253 --> 01:04:52,088 when they drop the man on his face on the chair? 1486 01:04:52,154 --> 01:04:53,756 [man] The Unprettier, I think it is. 1487 01:04:53,823 --> 01:04:55,091 [Lawler] Unprettier, yeah. 1488 01:04:55,157 --> 01:04:57,860 [Cole] Oh, look at this, Jeff Hardy landing on his feet 1489 01:04:57,927 --> 01:05:00,363 and a dropkick to the face of Christian by Jeff Hardy. 1490 01:05:00,429 --> 01:05:02,498 Tables, ladders, and chairs. 1491 01:05:02,565 --> 01:05:05,735 [Lawler] And we're seeing how much the Hardys dislike Edge and Christian, 1492 01:05:05,801 --> 01:05:09,038 and then you throw those damn Dudleys into the equation, and-- Oh! 1493 01:05:09,105 --> 01:05:11,073 Sunday's gonna be something else. 1494 01:05:11,140 --> 01:05:14,210 [Cole] A cover by Matt Hardy, hooks the leg, there's two and a kickout. 1495 01:05:14,277 --> 01:05:16,612 Sunday on pay-per-view there will be no pinfalls, 1496 01:05:16,679 --> 01:05:17,980 there will be no submissions 1497 01:05:18,047 --> 01:05:19,682 in the table, ladders, chairs match. 1498 01:05:20,516 --> 01:05:22,952 The bottom line is-- another cover by Matt Hardy, 1499 01:05:23,019 --> 01:05:24,053 hooks the leg, kickout. 1500 01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:25,554 You have to climb the ladders, 1501 01:05:25,621 --> 01:05:28,324 you have to tag-- take the Tag Team Titles down 1502 01:05:28,391 --> 01:05:30,826 as they're hanging from the rafters to become champions. 1503 01:05:30,893 --> 01:05:32,895 [Lawler] See, that's what I think is a little bit unfair, 1504 01:05:32,962 --> 01:05:35,498 because those belts are gonna be way, way up there. 1505 01:05:35,564 --> 01:05:37,667 I mean, you know, if they were just high enough 1506 01:05:37,733 --> 01:05:39,468 where all you had to do is stand on a chair, 1507 01:05:39,535 --> 01:05:41,170 that would be good for Edge and Christian. 1508 01:05:41,237 --> 01:05:43,973 Or if they were just high enough to reach when you stood on a table, 1509 01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:46,075 that'd be good for the Dudleys, but no… 1510 01:05:46,142 --> 01:05:48,878 you're gonna have to stand on those 12-foot ladders to reach those belts. 1511 01:05:48,944 --> 01:05:49,912 [Cole] Keep in mind, King-- 1512 01:05:49,979 --> 01:05:51,881 Cover by Benoit hooks the leg, and a kickout. 1513 01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:54,350 Keep in mind the tables and the chairs 1514 01:05:54,417 --> 01:05:55,685 can be used in the matchup. 1515 01:05:55,751 --> 01:05:58,087 You can weaken your opponent with the tables and chairs 1516 01:05:58,154 --> 01:06:00,690 to get to the ladders, to get to the Tag Team Title. 1517 01:06:00,756 --> 01:06:03,759 So perhaps the Dudleys and Edge and Christian do have an advantage. 1518 01:06:03,826 --> 01:06:04,894 [Lawler] Weaken your opponent? 1519 01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:06,429 You call bashing somebody over the head 1520 01:06:06,495 --> 01:06:09,198 or giving them the double chair shot weakening them? 1521 01:06:09,265 --> 01:06:11,634 You call throwing somebody through a table weakening them? 1522 01:06:11,701 --> 01:06:12,968 [Cole] Knocking them out, perhaps. 1523 01:06:13,035 --> 01:06:15,404 -[Lawler] There you go. -DDT by Matt Hardy. Here comes Jericho! 1524 01:06:15,471 --> 01:06:16,339 [Lawler] Oh boy. 1525 01:06:16,405 --> 01:06:18,541 [Cole] And Jericho going to work on Edge. 1526 01:06:18,607 --> 01:06:20,676 Oh, what a war it's gonna be. 1527 01:06:20,743 --> 01:06:23,045 Jericho and Benoit, Sunday, 1528 01:06:23,112 --> 01:06:25,481 two-out-of-three falls at SummerSlam, 1529 01:06:25,548 --> 01:06:27,483 and look at Christian. Nobody-- 1530 01:06:27,550 --> 01:06:29,986 Edge into Christian, Jericho rolls up Edge. 1531 01:06:30,052 --> 01:06:31,020 Cover, two, kickout. 1532 01:06:31,921 --> 01:06:35,491 And Chris Benoit, a preview of SummerSlam right here folks. 1533 01:06:35,558 --> 01:06:38,160 The Rabid Wolverine, Y2J, going at it. 1534 01:06:38,227 --> 01:06:41,263 The Hardy Boyz and Edge and Christian going at it as well. 1535 01:06:42,198 --> 01:06:43,833 [Lawler] Oh boy! Look at this. 1536 01:06:43,899 --> 01:06:46,869 [Cole] Referee Mike Chioda losing control of this matchup. 1537 01:06:47,903 --> 01:06:50,706 Oh, look at this! What a chop by Jericho. 1538 01:06:50,773 --> 01:06:52,641 [crowd cheering] 1539 01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:55,511 -Oh, here we go. -[Lawler] I see a chair. You're right. 1540 01:06:55,578 --> 01:06:57,747 [Cole] The chairmen, so to speak, of the WWE, 1541 01:06:57,813 --> 01:06:59,915 -Edge, and Christian-- -[Lawler] Oh! 1542 01:06:59,982 --> 01:07:01,350 [Cole] Poetry in Motion! 1543 01:07:01,417 --> 01:07:03,753 -[Lawler] Wait a minute. -Drop kick into the chair. 1544 01:07:03,819 --> 01:07:04,820 [Lawler] That's not right. 1545 01:07:04,887 --> 01:07:07,123 Edge and Christian are supposed to be the chairmen. 1546 01:07:08,391 --> 01:07:10,026 [Cole] There's the Lionsault on Edge. 1547 01:07:10,092 --> 01:07:11,260 Hooks the leg. 1548 01:07:11,327 --> 01:07:12,728 It's over! 1549 01:07:12,795 --> 01:07:16,265 Y2J and the Hardys defeat Edge, and Christian, and Benoit. 1550 01:07:17,099 --> 01:07:18,534 [Lawler] I can't believe it. 1551 01:07:18,601 --> 01:07:19,835 [Cole] Oh, wait a minute, 1552 01:07:19,902 --> 01:07:21,871 Edge and Christian aren't through with the Hardys. 1553 01:07:21,937 --> 01:07:24,740 Benoit is not through with "Y2J" Chris Jericho. 1554 01:07:24,807 --> 01:07:25,875 [Lawler] Look at this. 1555 01:07:25,941 --> 01:07:29,345 Matt Hardy just pulled one of those ladders from underneath the ring. 1556 01:07:29,412 --> 01:07:31,213 [Cole] The Hardys have ladders. 1557 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:32,515 Matt Hardy-- Whoa. 1558 01:07:32,581 --> 01:07:34,784 Oh, look at that. Chair to ladder. 1559 01:07:34,850 --> 01:07:36,118 Ladder meets skull. 1560 01:07:36,185 --> 01:07:37,920 Matt Hardy's knocked down. 1561 01:07:37,987 --> 01:07:40,423 Oh! And look at the Tag Team Champions. 1562 01:07:41,557 --> 01:07:42,691 This is ridiculous. 1563 01:07:43,159 --> 01:07:44,493 [Lawler] What do you mean ridiculous? 1564 01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:45,528 You better get used to it. 1565 01:07:45,594 --> 01:07:47,463 You're gonna see a lot of this Sunday at SummerSlam. 1566 01:07:47,530 --> 01:07:49,865 The chair shoved at-- Wait a minute, the Dudleys! 1567 01:07:49,932 --> 01:07:51,767 -[Lawler] Hey, wait a minute. -Bubba Ray, and Devon. 1568 01:07:51,834 --> 01:07:53,369 [Lawler] They're not supposed to be here! 1569 01:07:53,436 --> 01:07:54,804 -[Cole] Bubba Ray… -[Lawler] Look out! 1570 01:07:54,870 --> 01:07:56,272 …going after Edge and Christian. 1571 01:07:57,506 --> 01:07:59,608 Look out! Devon, top rope! 1572 01:07:59,675 --> 01:08:01,644 -[crowd cheering] -[shouts] 1573 01:08:02,812 --> 01:08:05,247 -[Lawler] Oh no. -[Cole] Getting in all kinds of trouble. 1574 01:08:05,314 --> 01:08:06,816 [Lawler] Devon's up and he's coming down. 1575 01:08:08,150 --> 01:08:10,486 [Cole] The Tag Team Champions. 1576 01:08:10,553 --> 01:08:12,822 -Oh, wait a minute. -[Lawler] You don't think… 1577 01:08:14,557 --> 01:08:16,759 -Devon! Get the table. -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 1578 01:08:16,826 --> 01:08:18,928 [Lawler] "Get the table." Oh no! 1579 01:08:18,994 --> 01:08:21,163 [Cole] Bubba Ray calling for the hardware. 1580 01:08:21,230 --> 01:08:22,698 [Lawler] Let's get out of here. 1581 01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:23,866 [crowd cheering] 1582 01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:25,468 This is gonna get real ugly. 1583 01:08:25,534 --> 01:08:27,770 [Cole] The Dudleys with the tables. 1584 01:08:27,837 --> 01:08:30,039 [Lawler] Edge, Christian, look out! 1585 01:08:30,506 --> 01:08:32,808 [Cole] The Tag Team Champions are in trouble. 1586 01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:34,076 [Lawler] Dudleys are getting wood! 1587 01:08:34,143 --> 01:08:36,979 [Cole] This'll be legal Sunday at SummerSlam. 1588 01:08:37,813 --> 01:08:40,049 Edge and Christian, the Tag Team Champions, 1589 01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:41,884 attacking The Dudley Boyz. 1590 01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:43,953 And Bubba Ray and Devon tossed out of the ring. 1591 01:08:44,019 --> 01:08:45,321 That was close. 1592 01:08:45,821 --> 01:08:47,523 And now the Dudleys going at it. 1593 01:08:47,590 --> 01:08:48,591 And look at Matt Hardy. 1594 01:08:51,026 --> 01:08:53,796 Matt Hardy with a ladder in the ring. What's he gonna do? 1595 01:08:53,863 --> 01:08:56,131 Look at Jeff Hardy, off the top rope! 1596 01:08:56,999 --> 01:08:59,401 [Lawler] Matt, no, don't do it. Matt, what are you doing? 1597 01:08:59,468 --> 01:09:01,937 [Cole] Matt Hardy on top of the ladder. 1598 01:09:02,004 --> 01:09:03,739 -[Lawler] This is not good. -[Cole] Look at this. 1599 01:09:03,806 --> 01:09:07,276 Matt Hardy taking out Edge and Bubba Ray. 1600 01:09:08,210 --> 01:09:10,880 In front of us, Benoit and Jericho still going at it. 1601 01:09:11,580 --> 01:09:13,749 [Lawler] What is this SummerSlam gonna be like? 1602 01:09:13,816 --> 01:09:16,118 [Cole] It's gonna be out of control, I can guarantee you that. 1603 01:09:16,185 --> 01:09:17,887 [Lawler] Look at Benoit and look at Jericho. 1604 01:09:18,687 --> 01:09:20,990 These guys are trying to tear each other limb from limb. 1605 01:09:21,056 --> 01:09:24,260 [Cole] Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit hammering away at each other. 1606 01:09:24,326 --> 01:09:26,228 They'd be two-out-of-three falls 1607 01:09:26,295 --> 01:09:28,264 Sunday at SummerSlam, King. 1608 01:09:28,330 --> 01:09:30,499 -[Lawler] Uh-oh, where they going? -[Cole] Up to the top rope. 1609 01:09:30,566 --> 01:09:33,469 Benoit and Jericho continue to fight each other. 1610 01:09:33,536 --> 01:09:34,770 These two hate each other. 1611 01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:37,439 You could see the hatred pouring out of their veins. 1612 01:09:38,941 --> 01:09:41,544 [Lawler] What are they-- they're gonna do something really bad there. 1613 01:09:41,610 --> 01:09:43,579 -[Cole] Benoit and Jericho… -[Lawler] No! Oh! 1614 01:09:43,646 --> 01:09:45,748 [Cole] Benoit and Jericho through a table! 1615 01:09:45,814 --> 01:09:48,083 Benoit and Jericho through a table! 1616 01:09:48,150 --> 01:09:49,485 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. 1617 01:09:50,452 --> 01:09:54,189 [Cole] The Wolverine, Chris Jericho, crashing through a table. 1618 01:09:54,256 --> 01:09:56,058 [Lawler] They're both busted in half! 1619 01:09:56,125 --> 01:09:59,461 [Cole] What's gonna happen, King, when they meet Sunday at SummerSlam? 1620 01:10:00,829 --> 01:10:02,064 [Triple H] Kurt. 1621 01:10:02,131 --> 01:10:03,799 -What? What? -Easy! 1622 01:10:03,866 --> 01:10:05,634 I'm not gonna beat your ass anymore. 1623 01:10:05,701 --> 01:10:07,202 What are you doing talking to my wife? 1624 01:10:07,269 --> 01:10:09,071 You trying to convince her to make you her partner? 1625 01:10:09,138 --> 01:10:11,106 Understand this, all right? 1626 01:10:11,173 --> 01:10:12,308 I am her partner. 1627 01:10:12,374 --> 01:10:14,343 I am her partner tonight in that match, 1628 01:10:14,410 --> 01:10:15,711 I am her partner for life. 1629 01:10:15,778 --> 01:10:17,346 Get that through your thick head. 1630 01:10:17,413 --> 01:10:20,616 Hunter, I just wanna do what's best for the match. 1631 01:10:20,683 --> 01:10:21,917 The match, Hunter. 1632 01:10:21,984 --> 01:10:25,120 I don't want people to make mistakes because of high emotions. 1633 01:10:25,187 --> 01:10:26,689 I wanna do what's best for the match. 1634 01:10:26,755 --> 01:10:28,257 -Okay? -High emotions? 1635 01:10:28,324 --> 01:10:29,692 -Yeah. -High emotions? 1636 01:10:29,758 --> 01:10:33,629 You and I have to coexist until SummerSlam to get this done. 1637 01:10:33,696 --> 01:10:35,197 -All right? -Right. 1638 01:10:35,264 --> 01:10:38,734 But if you keep pushing, if you keep pushing this issue, 1639 01:10:38,801 --> 01:10:40,636 it's not gonna make it to SummerSlam. 1640 01:10:41,370 --> 01:10:43,038 Do you understand what I'm saying to you? 1641 01:10:43,105 --> 01:10:44,974 Yeah, but Hunter, I don't make the decisions, 1642 01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:46,475 your wife is gonna make the decisions. 1643 01:10:46,542 --> 01:10:48,310 No, my wife doesn't make the decisions. 1644 01:10:48,377 --> 01:10:50,346 -Yes, I do make the decisions. -Her choices are mine. 1645 01:10:50,412 --> 01:10:52,548 -She does. -Yes, I do make the decisions. Okay? 1646 01:10:52,615 --> 01:10:57,319 The two of you, both of you, need to stop fighting like children, okay? 1647 01:10:57,386 --> 01:10:59,622 Now, this decision is mine to make. 1648 01:10:59,688 --> 01:11:01,223 Commissioner Foley said so. 1649 01:11:01,290 --> 01:11:02,925 Okay? We have to do what's right. 1650 01:11:02,992 --> 01:11:05,194 And I'm gonna-- I'm gonna make that decision 1651 01:11:05,961 --> 01:11:07,896 and-- and it's gonna be-- 1652 01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:14,637 I'm-- I'm gonna flip a coin. 1653 01:11:14,703 --> 01:11:16,872 -What? -I'm gonna flip a coin. 1654 01:11:16,939 --> 01:11:18,007 You're gonna flip a coin? 1655 01:11:18,073 --> 01:11:19,074 Yes. 1656 01:11:20,776 --> 01:11:21,877 You're kidding? 1657 01:11:22,745 --> 01:11:23,979 She's kidding, right? 1658 01:11:26,715 --> 01:11:29,752 [Cole] You're looking at WWE New York in the heart of Times Square. 1659 01:11:29,818 --> 01:11:31,353 And inside earlier today, King, 1660 01:11:31,420 --> 01:11:34,523 the XFL held a huge news conference 1661 01:11:34,590 --> 01:11:36,525 to unveil its eight premier teams 1662 01:11:36,592 --> 01:11:39,461 for its inaugural season, which begins in February. 1663 01:11:39,528 --> 01:11:44,433 Now, check out the coolest, freshest new designs in sports today. 1664 01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:47,236 Now, for more information, you have to log on to XFL.com 1665 01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:51,940 or tune in to WWE Television Network this weekend. 1666 01:11:52,007 --> 01:11:56,679 More on the XFL and these cool new designs. 1667 01:11:57,813 --> 01:12:02,117 Well, King, a few moments ago, the Y2J-Chris Benoit war continued. 1668 01:12:02,685 --> 01:12:05,954 [Lawler] I don't think they meant for that to be the ending they had in mind. 1669 01:12:06,455 --> 01:12:10,292 [Cole] And what's gonna happen, King, in the best two-out-of-three falls matchup 1670 01:12:10,359 --> 01:12:12,961 Sunday on pay-per-view at SummerSlam? 1671 01:12:13,028 --> 01:12:14,830 Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit, 1672 01:12:14,897 --> 01:12:17,232 hoping to end this war once and for all. 1673 01:12:18,467 --> 01:12:22,471 You are literally moments away from your final match 1674 01:12:22,538 --> 01:12:24,239 before SummerSlam 1675 01:12:24,306 --> 01:12:26,942 and you don't even know who you're facing. 1676 01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:29,578 [crowd cheering] 1677 01:12:29,645 --> 01:12:31,847 [crowd chanting: "Rocky"] 1678 01:12:31,914 --> 01:12:35,551 Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 1679 01:12:37,252 --> 01:12:42,091 [chanting continues] 1680 01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:48,497 [crowd cheering and whistling] 1681 01:12:56,238 --> 01:12:57,639 Finally, 1682 01:12:57,706 --> 01:13:02,711 -The Rock has come back to New Orleans. -[crowd shouting in unison] 1683 01:13:02,778 --> 01:13:07,049 [crowd cheering] 1684 01:13:07,850 --> 01:13:12,121 Stephanie, how fitting it is, we're here in the Big Easy. 1685 01:13:12,187 --> 01:13:14,490 [crowd cheering] 1686 01:13:14,556 --> 01:13:17,626 Because that's exactly what you are, 1687 01:13:17,693 --> 01:13:19,795 the Big Easy. 1688 01:13:19,862 --> 01:13:23,165 [crowd cheering] 1689 01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:27,770 And seeing as The Rock has been here in Louisiana 1690 01:13:27,836 --> 01:13:30,372 for three or four days, observing all their traditions, 1691 01:13:30,439 --> 01:13:31,874 The Rock has been kicking back, 1692 01:13:31,940 --> 01:13:34,042 boiling his crawfish… 1693 01:13:34,109 --> 01:13:38,247 [crowd cheering] 1694 01:13:38,313 --> 01:13:39,982 …pinching on the tail… 1695 01:13:40,048 --> 01:13:41,316 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 1696 01:13:42,317 --> 01:13:43,652 …and above all else, 1697 01:13:43,719 --> 01:13:45,721 sucking on da head. 1698 01:13:45,788 --> 01:13:46,622 [crowd cheering] 1699 01:13:46,688 --> 01:13:47,990 [Lawler] What? 1700 01:13:54,062 --> 01:13:55,664 And above doing all this, 1701 01:13:55,731 --> 01:13:57,666 Stephanie, The Rock heard of your little problem, 1702 01:13:57,733 --> 01:14:00,335 is who is you gonna choose as your tag team partner. 1703 01:14:01,804 --> 01:14:02,971 And you may think, Stephanie, 1704 01:14:03,038 --> 01:14:05,874 that it comes down to who you like the most, 1705 01:14:05,941 --> 01:14:09,978 but the fact of the matter is it comes down to who you like the least. 1706 01:14:10,045 --> 01:14:13,048 Because regardless of who you pick, whether it's Triple H, 1707 01:14:13,115 --> 01:14:15,184 whether it's King Kurt, whether it's King Kong, 1708 01:14:15,250 --> 01:14:17,586 the fact of the matter is, is that The Rock is gonna 1709 01:14:17,653 --> 01:14:20,789 whip his monkey ass all over this arena. 1710 01:14:20,856 --> 01:14:22,057 [crowd cheering] 1711 01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:23,826 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. 1712 01:14:23,892 --> 01:14:26,662 [crowd cheering] 1713 01:14:31,233 --> 01:14:34,803 [chanting: "Rocky"] 1714 01:14:34,870 --> 01:14:36,438 [Lawler] They love The Rock in the Big Easy. 1715 01:14:41,543 --> 01:14:43,011 So Triple H and Kurt Angle, 1716 01:14:43,078 --> 01:14:45,614 you should feel right here at home in the Big Easy. 1717 01:14:45,681 --> 01:14:47,716 So what The Rock wants you to do is go ahead, 1718 01:14:47,783 --> 01:14:49,418 and you pinch Stephanie's tail 1719 01:14:49,485 --> 01:14:52,187 and then you two Jabronis go suck on your own heads 1720 01:14:52,254 --> 01:14:54,490 because the fact of the matter is this-- 1721 01:14:55,724 --> 01:14:59,328 The fact of the matter is this, is this Sunday night at SummerSlam, 1722 01:14:59,394 --> 01:15:01,797 just as sure as The Rock still stands here 1723 01:15:01,864 --> 01:15:03,799 before you today, The People's Champ, 1724 01:15:03,866 --> 01:15:06,501 and just as sure as you still stand by The Rock, 1725 01:15:06,568 --> 01:15:07,903 a ugly hermaphrodite, 1726 01:15:07,970 --> 01:15:12,107 is as sure as The Rock is gonna walk into SummerSlam 1727 01:15:12,174 --> 01:15:15,410 and walk out of SummerSlam the WWE Champion. 1728 01:15:15,477 --> 01:15:19,381 If you smell… 1729 01:15:19,448 --> 01:15:22,050 -what The Rock is cooking. -[crowd shouts in unison] 1730 01:15:22,117 --> 01:15:24,820 -[rock music playing] -[Cole] Well, King, The Rock is fired up. 1731 01:15:24,887 --> 01:15:27,656 He [indistinct] later tonight against Stephanie. 1732 01:15:27,723 --> 01:15:28,891 Will it be Triple H? 1733 01:15:28,957 --> 01:15:30,325 Will it be Kurt Angle? 1734 01:15:30,392 --> 01:15:31,760 -[Lawler] We'll find out! -Here we go. 1735 01:15:31,827 --> 01:15:34,997 Now, I hope you guys both know that I really want to do what's right… 1736 01:15:35,063 --> 01:15:37,699 -Steph, just flip the coin. -…and I want you both… 1737 01:15:37,766 --> 01:15:41,403 Okay. Heads, you're my tag team partner, Hunter, 1738 01:15:41,470 --> 01:15:43,906 -tails, it's you, Kurt. Okay? -All right. 1739 01:15:43,972 --> 01:15:45,073 Ready? 1740 01:15:45,140 --> 01:15:47,409 First, I wanna suggest something. 1741 01:15:47,476 --> 01:15:49,211 I know that's an American coin 1742 01:15:49,278 --> 01:15:51,113 but wouldn't you rather flip a coin of this stature? 1743 01:15:51,179 --> 01:15:52,014 This is a gold medal. 1744 01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:53,982 Would you shut up with those damn medals 1745 01:15:54,049 --> 01:15:55,550 -before I stick 'em up… -Hunter! 1746 01:15:55,617 --> 01:15:57,819 -Anger, geez. -That's what this is gonna decide. 1747 01:15:57,886 --> 01:15:59,087 -Okay? -All right. 1748 01:15:59,154 --> 01:15:59,988 Okay. 1749 01:16:00,055 --> 01:16:01,156 Just flip the coin. 1750 01:16:06,094 --> 01:16:07,729 It's tails. 1751 01:16:07,796 --> 01:16:10,299 [crowd cheering] 1752 01:16:11,767 --> 01:16:12,801 What? 1753 01:16:14,002 --> 01:16:15,170 Hunter… 1754 01:16:16,605 --> 01:16:19,908 Hey, now that we're partners, okay, 1755 01:16:19,975 --> 01:16:22,077 we have to get serious now. We have a big match. 1756 01:16:22,144 --> 01:16:23,178 This is my game plan… 1757 01:16:24,146 --> 01:16:25,981 [man] And now, the WWE Boot of the Week, 1758 01:16:26,048 --> 01:16:27,716 brought to you by Lugz. 1759 01:16:27,783 --> 01:16:29,284 Go eye to eye, 1760 01:16:29,351 --> 01:16:31,887 in the boots and shoes rugged enough to take the heat. 1761 01:16:31,954 --> 01:16:34,890 Boots with an attitude. That's Lugz. 1762 01:16:35,824 --> 01:16:37,726 [rock music playing] 1763 01:16:37,793 --> 01:16:40,796 [Ross] The Rock's laying the smackdown and Triple H from behind. 1764 01:16:40,862 --> 01:16:43,265 [Lawler] What? The Triple H? 1765 01:16:43,332 --> 01:16:45,167 [Ross] Rock bottom! Rock bottom! 1766 01:16:45,233 --> 01:16:47,336 And then to Stephanie. What's she thinking? 1767 01:16:47,402 --> 01:16:49,137 Oh, spinebuster. 1768 01:16:49,204 --> 01:16:51,707 -[Lawler] Rock did the damage. -[Ross] Oh, the moonsault. 1769 01:16:51,773 --> 01:16:53,075 Lita has done it. 1770 01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:54,943 [rock music playing] 1771 01:16:55,010 --> 01:16:55,911 [crowd cheering] 1772 01:16:55,978 --> 01:17:00,248 [Cole] And King, what a week it's been for this young woman, Lita. 1773 01:17:00,315 --> 01:17:02,317 She is living a dream. 1774 01:17:02,384 --> 01:17:06,154 The new WWE Women's Champion. 1775 01:17:06,221 --> 01:17:09,958 [Lawler] Well, I thought that when she became the Women's Champion, 1776 01:17:10,025 --> 01:17:11,393 she could at least pull her pants up. 1777 01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:14,563 She's got a belt now, and she could use that to hold her pants up. 1778 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:16,231 [Cole] You got to give her credit, King. 1779 01:17:16,298 --> 01:17:18,300 What a wonderful week for Lita, 1780 01:17:18,367 --> 01:17:21,169 the new Women's Champion, who defeated Stephanie 1781 01:17:21,236 --> 01:17:22,671 this past Monday night on Raw. 1782 01:17:22,738 --> 01:17:24,773 [Lawler] Don't forget the help from The Rock. 1783 01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:28,477 [Cole] This coming Monday, Raw is War at a special time, 11:00 Eastern, 1784 01:17:28,543 --> 01:17:30,712 and our normal time, 9:00 Pacific. 1785 01:17:30,779 --> 01:17:34,282 This Monday, Raw is War at a special time. 1786 01:17:34,349 --> 01:17:35,884 [rock music continues] 1787 01:17:36,685 --> 01:17:37,719 Wow. 1788 01:17:39,955 --> 01:17:41,189 [Lawler] Well, let me just say that 1789 01:17:41,256 --> 01:17:44,726 Chef Boyardee presents SummerSlam live in just three days. 1790 01:17:44,793 --> 01:17:47,963 This Sunday from the sold-out sports and entertainment complex 1791 01:17:48,030 --> 01:17:49,798 in Raleigh, North Carolina. 1792 01:17:49,865 --> 01:17:52,901 SummerSlam is exclusively on pay-per-view. 1793 01:17:52,968 --> 01:17:54,302 [crowd cheering] 1794 01:17:54,369 --> 01:17:55,504 Look at Lita. 1795 01:17:55,570 --> 01:17:56,605 She is pretty hot-looking. 1796 01:17:56,672 --> 01:18:00,976 -♪ If you smell what The Rock is cooking ♪ -[crowd cheering] 1797 01:18:02,577 --> 01:18:05,914 [Lawler] And speaking of hot, in a different way, here he is. 1798 01:18:05,981 --> 01:18:08,483 There's nobody hotter in WWE than The Rock. 1799 01:18:09,184 --> 01:18:10,819 [Cole] What an ovation. 1800 01:18:11,553 --> 01:18:15,991 Will this be The Rock's final 72 hours 1801 01:18:16,058 --> 01:18:18,193 as WWE Champion? 1802 01:18:18,994 --> 01:18:21,630 Or will The Rock rock the dome Sunday, 1803 01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:23,365 when he defends his title 1804 01:18:23,432 --> 01:18:25,300 on pay-per-view 1805 01:18:25,367 --> 01:18:29,204 in a Triple Threat match versus Kurt Angle and Triple H? 1806 01:18:31,873 --> 01:18:34,443 [Cole] I'll tell you, King, that fragile truce 1807 01:18:34,509 --> 01:18:36,478 between Kurt Angle and Triple H 1808 01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:38,447 took a major blow here tonight. 1809 01:18:38,513 --> 01:18:41,717 A coin flip by Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley 1810 01:18:41,783 --> 01:18:45,153 and she chooses Kurt Angle to be her partner 1811 01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:46,555 for this tag team match. 1812 01:18:46,621 --> 01:18:49,057 [Lawler] Wait a minute, don't read more into it than it is. 1813 01:18:49,124 --> 01:18:50,959 She didn't actually choose Kurt, 1814 01:18:51,026 --> 01:18:52,661 the coin flip chose Kurt. 1815 01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:54,896 Kurt won by the luck of the coin flip. 1816 01:18:54,963 --> 01:18:57,299 And did you see the smile on Kurt's face? 1817 01:18:57,365 --> 01:18:59,634 -[Cole] Yes! -He was so happy. 1818 01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:04,272 [rock music playing] 1819 01:19:06,942 --> 01:19:11,847 [Cole] Well, King, you'd have to believe that Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley 1820 01:19:11,913 --> 01:19:15,550 cannot wait to get her hands on Lita here tonight, 1821 01:19:15,617 --> 01:19:18,053 as her husband, Triple H looks on, 1822 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:21,156 the odd man out in this triangle here tonight. 1823 01:19:21,223 --> 01:19:24,159 [Lawler] It's got to be really, really difficult for Triple H 1824 01:19:24,226 --> 01:19:28,463 to have to stand by and watch helplessly, I might add, 1825 01:19:28,530 --> 01:19:29,898 as his wife, 1826 01:19:29,965 --> 01:19:32,601 the lovely Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, 1827 01:19:32,667 --> 01:19:34,069 teams up with Kurt Angle. 1828 01:19:34,136 --> 01:19:38,406 ["Medal" playing] 1829 01:19:38,473 --> 01:19:41,510 You know, he is a great wrestler, great king of the ring, 1830 01:19:41,576 --> 01:19:43,378 great Olympic champion. 1831 01:19:43,445 --> 01:19:44,780 The only Olympic champion, 1832 01:19:44,846 --> 01:19:48,884 the only Olympic gold medalist WWE has ever had, Michael. 1833 01:19:48,950 --> 01:19:51,453 [Cole] And can you imagine-- Look out. 1834 01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:54,956 Rock wasted little time and he meets Kurt Angle at the ramp. 1835 01:19:55,023 --> 01:19:56,858 -And here we go. -[Lawler] You mean The Rock? 1836 01:19:56,925 --> 01:19:57,859 Look at Lita. 1837 01:19:57,926 --> 01:19:59,294 [Cole] And Lita goes after Stephanie. 1838 01:19:59,361 --> 01:20:01,596 This tag team matchup is underway. 1839 01:20:01,663 --> 01:20:03,632 [Lawler] She blindsided Stephanie, that's not fair. 1840 01:20:03,698 --> 01:20:04,966 [Cole] Oh, look out! 1841 01:20:05,033 --> 01:20:08,036 Kurt Angle headfirst, his head bouncing off the table. 1842 01:20:08,103 --> 01:20:11,673 Whoa… Stephanie, right into the apron of the ring. 1843 01:20:11,740 --> 01:20:12,974 -[Lawler] Come on! -And Kurt Angle… 1844 01:20:13,041 --> 01:20:14,209 [Lawler] Here comes The Rock! 1845 01:20:14,276 --> 01:20:18,480 [Cole] And look at this action, as this match is officially underway. 1846 01:20:18,547 --> 01:20:20,248 [crowd chanting: "Rocky"] 1847 01:20:20,315 --> 01:20:22,551 Lita in the ring with Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. 1848 01:20:22,617 --> 01:20:24,452 [Lawler] We're gonna have to get some help out here. 1849 01:20:24,519 --> 01:20:26,188 This is too close for comfort. 1850 01:20:26,254 --> 01:20:27,756 [Cole] Tag team matchup is underway. 1851 01:20:27,822 --> 01:20:29,724 Stephanie in the ring with Lita. 1852 01:20:29,791 --> 01:20:32,127 Stephanie wanting to gain her revenge on Lita 1853 01:20:32,194 --> 01:20:34,663 for what happened on Raw this past Monday night. 1854 01:20:34,729 --> 01:20:36,665 Hurricanrana by Lita. 1855 01:20:36,731 --> 01:20:39,301 Stephanie, out in the middle of the ring, hooks the leg, 1856 01:20:39,367 --> 01:20:41,369 and Kurt Angle breaks up the three-count. 1857 01:20:41,436 --> 01:20:43,305 As Triple H, "The Game," 1858 01:20:43,371 --> 01:20:46,274 with a look of concern on his face, looks on. 1859 01:20:46,341 --> 01:20:47,475 [Lawler] Uh-oh. Look out. 1860 01:20:47,542 --> 01:20:49,778 [Cole] Then The Rock with a clothesline to Kurt Angle. 1861 01:20:51,046 --> 01:20:53,181 The Rock and Kurt Angle part of the Triple Threat match 1862 01:20:53,248 --> 01:20:55,684 Sunday at SummerSlam on pay-per-view. 1863 01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:58,787 And keep in mind, King, The Rock does not have to be pinned… 1864 01:20:58,853 --> 01:21:00,655 Samoan drop… to lose his title. 1865 01:21:00,722 --> 01:21:02,290 Here's the cover. Hooks the leg. 1866 01:21:02,357 --> 01:21:04,526 There's two and a kickout by Kurt Angle. 1867 01:21:05,460 --> 01:21:07,395 [Lawler] Well, I'll tell you, 1868 01:21:07,462 --> 01:21:09,097 that was very, very close. 1869 01:21:09,164 --> 01:21:12,334 You're not gonna beat an Olympic gold medalist that way, Rock. 1870 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,502 -Oh! -[Cole] Kurt Angle with the right-hands 1871 01:21:14,569 --> 01:21:17,572 hammering away on the People's Champion, the WWE Champion, 1872 01:21:17,639 --> 01:21:18,640 The Rock. 1873 01:21:18,707 --> 01:21:20,575 And Kurt Angle-- Look at The Rock. 1874 01:21:20,642 --> 01:21:22,577 Kurt Angle's own take down! 1875 01:21:22,644 --> 01:21:25,180 Stephanie looks on with concern, and Rock-- 1876 01:21:25,247 --> 01:21:26,948 Sharpshooter! Sharpshooter! 1877 01:21:27,015 --> 01:21:29,050 Ooh! Stephanie just slapped The Rock. 1878 01:21:29,117 --> 01:21:30,051 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 1879 01:21:30,118 --> 01:21:32,687 Stephanie, get out of there quick! What? 1880 01:21:32,754 --> 01:21:34,956 [Cole] And The Rock staring at Stephanie. 1881 01:21:35,023 --> 01:21:36,391 And Kurt Angle from behind, 1882 01:21:36,458 --> 01:21:38,026 and The Rock into the corner. 1883 01:21:38,093 --> 01:21:40,462 And Kurt Angle hammering away on The People's Champion, 1884 01:21:40,528 --> 01:21:42,797 coming to the aid of his friend, Stephanie. 1885 01:21:42,864 --> 01:21:44,366 [Lawler] I'm gonna tell you, at SummerSlam, 1886 01:21:44,432 --> 01:21:46,768 The Rock is gonna have to stay focused. Oh no! 1887 01:21:46,835 --> 01:21:49,738 [Cole] Kurt Angle to Stephanie and Stephanie bouncing off the steel steps. 1888 01:21:49,804 --> 01:21:51,539 Oh my God, Stephanie's hurt, King. 1889 01:21:51,606 --> 01:21:52,941 [Lawler] She's hurt bad. 1890 01:21:53,642 --> 01:21:56,144 [Cole] She took a nasty fall off those steel steps, 1891 01:21:56,211 --> 01:21:59,547 but look at The Rock with the right-hands to the Olympic hero. 1892 01:22:01,449 --> 01:22:04,119 Kurt Angle in control, with a suplex on The Rock. 1893 01:22:04,185 --> 01:22:06,154 -Stephanie has still not moved. -[Lawler] We need help! 1894 01:22:06,221 --> 01:22:07,923 Her face hit right into those steps. 1895 01:22:07,989 --> 01:22:10,425 [Cole] Some officials coming down here to check on Stephanie. 1896 01:22:10,492 --> 01:22:12,727 Kurt Angle, I think, upset with The Rock. 1897 01:22:14,262 --> 01:22:15,764 [Lawler] I think Stephanie is knocked out. 1898 01:22:15,830 --> 01:22:17,399 Either her face or forehead hit right into… 1899 01:22:17,465 --> 01:22:18,900 [Cole] Wait a minute-- The Game. 1900 01:22:18,967 --> 01:22:20,969 Stephanie is hurt and Triple H is down here. 1901 01:22:21,036 --> 01:22:22,070 [Lawler] Stephanie's hurt. 1902 01:22:22,137 --> 01:22:22,971 Get out of the way. 1903 01:22:23,705 --> 01:22:26,608 Now Triple H coming to the aid of his fallen wife, 1904 01:22:26,675 --> 01:22:27,943 Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. 1905 01:22:29,044 --> 01:22:31,546 [Lawler] Did she break her nose? Her face hit right into those steps. 1906 01:22:31,613 --> 01:22:33,014 Go call a paramedic. 1907 01:22:33,081 --> 01:22:34,983 [Cole] Now Triple H calling for the paramedics. 1908 01:22:35,050 --> 01:22:37,018 Take another look at the nasty fall. 1909 01:22:37,686 --> 01:22:39,454 Stephanie may be out cold, King. 1910 01:22:39,521 --> 01:22:40,655 [Lawler] Maybe she is… 1911 01:22:40,722 --> 01:22:42,457 Her face bounced right off those steel steps! 1912 01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:44,859 [Cole] And Triple H carrying, 1913 01:22:44,926 --> 01:22:46,728 picking up his wife. 1914 01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:50,131 And The Game, Triple H, coming to his wife's aid. 1915 01:22:50,198 --> 01:22:52,267 [Lawler] Well, this is bad. Real bad. 1916 01:22:53,468 --> 01:22:55,236 [Cole] Stephanie hasn't moved since her head 1917 01:22:55,303 --> 01:22:56,972 bounced off those steel steps. 1918 01:22:58,440 --> 01:23:00,675 And Triple H carrying his wife 1919 01:23:00,742 --> 01:23:02,577 up the ramp to safety, perhaps, King. 1920 01:23:02,644 --> 01:23:05,046 And hopefully they get her some medical attention. 1921 01:23:06,381 --> 01:23:08,717 [Lawler] Oh man. Get the EMT, somebody. 1922 01:23:11,052 --> 01:23:12,921 And look at The Rock, The Brahma Bull 1923 01:23:12,987 --> 01:23:15,190 battling back on Kurt Angle. 1924 01:23:15,256 --> 01:23:17,759 Oh, and what an elbow from the Olympic champion. 1925 01:23:18,426 --> 01:23:20,362 [Lawler] Well, now Kurt Angle is out here by himself, 1926 01:23:20,428 --> 01:23:21,763 this is a handicap match. 1927 01:23:21,830 --> 01:23:23,131 They should make Lita leave. 1928 01:23:23,198 --> 01:23:25,467 [Cole] The Women's Champion, the WWE Champion, 1929 01:23:25,533 --> 01:23:27,569 teaming together against Kurt Angle. 1930 01:23:28,069 --> 01:23:30,271 Triple H has taken his wife Stephanie. 1931 01:23:31,139 --> 01:23:32,440 -Oh! -[crowd gasps] 1932 01:23:32,507 --> 01:23:34,009 [Lawler] We'll need an update on Stephanie. 1933 01:23:34,075 --> 01:23:36,177 [Cole] Look at that suplex! Angle has the champion pinned. 1934 01:23:36,244 --> 01:23:39,214 No, The Rock kicks out before a count of three. 1935 01:23:39,948 --> 01:23:41,549 -Oh, look, look, look. -Are you all right? 1936 01:23:41,616 --> 01:23:44,052 Damn it, get an EMT in here now! 1937 01:23:44,586 --> 01:23:46,521 -Are you okay? -I'll be okay. 1938 01:23:46,588 --> 01:23:48,289 Excuse me, excuse me. Coming through. 1939 01:23:48,356 --> 01:23:50,558 Get in here, guys. She hit her head on the stairs. 1940 01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:51,793 [Stephanie] I'll be okay. 1941 01:23:52,894 --> 01:23:54,162 Sweetie, are you all right? 1942 01:23:55,096 --> 01:23:56,398 -Calm down. -All right. 1943 01:23:56,464 --> 01:23:57,899 [Cole] Well, the EMTs… 1944 01:23:59,067 --> 01:24:00,268 [Triple H] Just relax, all right? 1945 01:24:00,335 --> 01:24:01,603 Just relax. 1946 01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:08,810 I'm gonna go out there. 1947 01:24:08,877 --> 01:24:10,645 -You guys take care of her. All right? -Yes, sir. 1948 01:24:10,712 --> 01:24:12,514 We'll take care of her. 1949 01:24:12,580 --> 01:24:14,582 -No, I'm… -Just relax… 1950 01:24:14,649 --> 01:24:16,384 -No. Stephanie. -No, I'm okay… 1951 01:24:16,451 --> 01:24:17,852 I'm really-- I'm okay. 1952 01:24:17,919 --> 01:24:19,254 Steph, Steph, you stay here. Okay? 1953 01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:21,456 -I know I should go out. -No, I'll go help Kurt. 1954 01:24:21,523 --> 01:24:23,391 All right? You just stay here. 1955 01:24:23,458 --> 01:24:25,160 You guys take care of her. All right? 1956 01:24:25,226 --> 01:24:28,163 Or I'll beat your asses. I'll go help Kurt. 1957 01:24:29,531 --> 01:24:30,698 Be careful. 1958 01:24:30,765 --> 01:24:32,267 -[Lawler] What? -[Cole] Well, Triple H… 1959 01:24:32,333 --> 01:24:34,502 on his way out here, King. 1960 01:24:34,569 --> 01:24:36,171 And here comes The Brahma Bull, 1961 01:24:36,237 --> 01:24:39,040 The People's Champion, the WWE Champion. 1962 01:24:39,107 --> 01:24:41,176 And what a right-hand to Kurt Angle. 1963 01:24:41,242 --> 01:24:42,877 And The Rock, DDT. 1964 01:24:42,944 --> 01:24:45,213 The Rock floats into the cover, hooks the leg, 1965 01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:47,248 there's two and a kickout by Kurt Angle. 1966 01:24:47,315 --> 01:24:50,051 [Lawler] I'll tell you, that's why he's an Olympic gold medalist, right there. 1967 01:24:50,785 --> 01:24:52,854 [Cole] Yeah, and that's an Olympic gold medalist as well, 1968 01:24:52,921 --> 01:24:54,722 rake to the eyes, King. 1969 01:24:54,789 --> 01:24:55,990 Real Olympic hero. 1970 01:24:56,524 --> 01:24:58,593 -[Lawler] Whoa! -Belly-to-belly by The Rock. 1971 01:24:58,660 --> 01:24:59,527 Here is the cover. 1972 01:24:59,594 --> 01:25:01,930 Hooks the leg, he's got him, two, and Kurt Angle kicks out. 1973 01:25:02,330 --> 01:25:04,432 You know, talking about SummerSlam, King, 1974 01:25:04,499 --> 01:25:06,701 Triple H and Kurt Angle in the main event… 1975 01:25:06,768 --> 01:25:10,438 Can they stay focused, emotionally, with all their problems? 1976 01:25:11,172 --> 01:25:13,942 [Lawler] Oh, that-- like I said, even if Kurt Angle and Triple H 1977 01:25:14,008 --> 01:25:17,245 start fighting each other, one pins the other, Rock still loses. 1978 01:25:17,312 --> 01:25:19,914 [Cole] And The Brahma Bull, The Rock, from behind. 1979 01:25:21,049 --> 01:25:22,984 And he's really taking it to Kurt Angle here. 1980 01:25:23,051 --> 01:25:27,755 The WWE Champion sending a message three days away from SummerSlam. 1981 01:25:27,822 --> 01:25:29,991 [Lawler] Speaking of taking, where is Rock taking Kurt Angle? 1982 01:25:31,059 --> 01:25:32,560 Referee, do something. 1983 01:25:32,627 --> 01:25:34,863 -[referee] Get back! Let's go! -Gonna run him into those… 1984 01:25:34,929 --> 01:25:36,898 -Come on! Hey. -…those steel braces. 1985 01:25:36,965 --> 01:25:39,601 [Cole] Wait a minute! It's Triple H, The Game, 1986 01:25:39,667 --> 01:25:42,270 from out of nowhere, ambushing The Rock. 1987 01:25:42,337 --> 01:25:43,605 [Lawler] He really is helping Kurt! 1988 01:25:43,671 --> 01:25:45,607 [Cole] He's livid. He's livid at the fact 1989 01:25:45,673 --> 01:25:47,509 that Stephanie, his wife, was hurt in this matchup, 1990 01:25:47,575 --> 01:25:51,379 and I think Triple H, King, Triple H may be channeling that emotion, 1991 01:25:51,446 --> 01:25:53,548 and taking it out on The Rock here. 1992 01:25:53,615 --> 01:25:56,050 [Lawler] Well, you got to admit, it was The Rock that actually threw 1993 01:25:56,117 --> 01:25:59,220 Kurt Angle into Stephanie and knocking her off the ring apron. 1994 01:25:59,287 --> 01:26:00,288 Hey, look at this now. 1995 01:26:00,355 --> 01:26:02,924 [Cole] Now Triple H and Kurt Angle double-teaming The Rock. 1996 01:26:02,991 --> 01:26:04,526 And I'll tell you, if this happens on Sunday 1997 01:26:04,592 --> 01:26:07,695 on pay-per-view, King, The Rock's reign as champion… 1998 01:26:07,762 --> 01:26:10,832 Triple H just knocked down referee Earl Hebner. 1999 01:26:10,899 --> 01:26:12,267 -[Lawler] What? -[bell ringing] 2000 01:26:12,333 --> 01:26:15,103 [Cole] And the referee, Earl Hebner, he's called for the bell. 2001 01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:17,071 Kurt Angle's been disqualified. 2002 01:26:17,805 --> 01:26:19,974 The Rock and Lita have won this matchup 2003 01:26:20,041 --> 01:26:22,177 but Triple H wants to maim The Rock. 2004 01:26:22,243 --> 01:26:24,445 [Lawler] This is what we're gonna see at SummerSlam. 2005 01:26:25,146 --> 01:26:28,383 [Cole] Well, if we see this-- if we see this teamwork by these two men, 2006 01:26:28,449 --> 01:26:30,985 The Rock's reign as champion is over. 2007 01:26:31,619 --> 01:26:34,022 Well, there's obviously been a disqualification matchup… 2008 01:26:34,689 --> 01:26:36,257 that came with this matchup. 2009 01:26:36,324 --> 01:26:38,660 Triple H is involved with-- The Rock. 2010 01:26:39,127 --> 01:26:40,795 The Rock is hammering away. 2011 01:26:40,862 --> 01:26:42,030 -This is… -[Lawler] Oh no. 2012 01:26:42,096 --> 01:26:45,600 …the action we're gonna see Sunday! And that right-hand by Triple H. 2013 01:26:46,501 --> 01:26:48,469 [Lawler] Like you said, in this situation, 2014 01:26:48,536 --> 01:26:50,538 The Rock is badly outnumbered. 2015 01:26:51,272 --> 01:26:54,309 Kurt Angle, Triple H, working as a team here. 2016 01:26:54,375 --> 01:26:55,310 [Cole] Oh no. 2017 01:26:55,376 --> 01:26:57,278 Rock telegraphed that one and the facebuster 2018 01:26:57,345 --> 01:26:58,279 to the knee of Triple H. 2019 01:26:58,346 --> 01:27:00,481 -[Lawler] Whoa. -And Kurt Angle backing The Rock up, 2020 01:27:00,548 --> 01:27:01,649 over the top rope. 2021 01:27:02,550 --> 01:27:04,586 -[Lawler] Rock, you all right? -[Cole] Look at this. 2022 01:27:04,652 --> 01:27:07,789 Look at this. Triple H, he tossed Lita in the hard way. 2023 01:27:07,855 --> 01:27:10,124 What does Triple H and Kurt Angle want with Lita? 2024 01:27:10,191 --> 01:27:11,226 [Lawler] What the heck? 2025 01:27:11,292 --> 01:27:12,594 [Cole] What is the point here? 2026 01:27:13,161 --> 01:27:15,163 [Lawler] You got to admit, she is a part of this match. 2027 01:27:15,230 --> 01:27:18,233 [Cole] Yeah, she's a part of the match, but the match is over, King. 2028 01:27:18,299 --> 01:27:19,834 [Lawler] Well, she's Rock's partner. 2029 01:27:19,901 --> 01:27:21,502 She was Rock's partner. 2030 01:27:21,569 --> 01:27:22,670 [Cole] The match is over. 2031 01:27:24,038 --> 01:27:25,340 Matt and Jeff Hardy… 2032 01:27:25,406 --> 01:27:27,075 rushing to Lita's aid. 2033 01:27:27,775 --> 01:27:30,878 The Hardy Boyz going at it with Triple H and Kurt Angle. 2034 01:27:32,914 --> 01:27:34,749 [Lawler] What are they doing out here? 2035 01:27:34,816 --> 01:27:36,751 [Cole] Coming to Lita's aid, that's what they're doing. 2036 01:27:37,418 --> 01:27:40,688 And look at Matt and Jeff hammering away at Triple H and Kurt Angle. 2037 01:27:40,755 --> 01:27:41,990 Oh man. 2038 01:27:42,056 --> 01:27:44,259 Kurt Angle with a right-hand to Jeff Hardy 2039 01:27:44,325 --> 01:27:45,927 and Triple H to Matt Hardy. 2040 01:27:47,362 --> 01:27:48,663 And The Rock, The Rock… 2041 01:27:48,730 --> 01:27:50,064 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -…back to his feet. 2042 01:27:50,131 --> 01:27:51,366 The Rock in the ring. 2043 01:27:51,432 --> 01:27:53,101 [Lawler] Look out, here he goes! 2044 01:27:53,167 --> 01:27:55,103 [Cole] And The Rock going after Kurt Angle. 2045 01:27:55,603 --> 01:27:57,572 [crowd cheering] 2046 01:27:57,639 --> 01:28:00,241 The Rock knocking the Olympic champion out of the ring. 2047 01:28:00,308 --> 01:28:02,377 DDT to Triple H. 2048 01:28:02,443 --> 01:28:04,879 [crowd cheering] 2049 01:28:04,946 --> 01:28:07,548 Oh, The Game and The Rock, squaring off. 2050 01:28:07,615 --> 01:28:09,617 Matt Hardy with a right-hand for good measure. 2051 01:28:10,285 --> 01:28:11,619 [Lawler] Look out, Triple H! 2052 01:28:11,686 --> 01:28:13,621 [Cole] Jeff Hardy with one for Lita as well. 2053 01:28:13,688 --> 01:28:15,123 And another one for Lita. 2054 01:28:15,189 --> 01:28:16,758 [Lawler] Three on one. 2055 01:28:16,824 --> 01:28:18,660 [Cole] Clothesline from The Rock. 2056 01:28:18,726 --> 01:28:19,560 [crowd cheering] 2057 01:28:19,627 --> 01:28:21,963 [Lawler] You're talking about mugging, look at this. 2058 01:28:22,030 --> 01:28:23,431 It's four, and even Lita is joining in. 2059 01:28:23,498 --> 01:28:25,566 [Cole] Even Lita's getting into this against The Game. 2060 01:28:25,633 --> 01:28:28,036 [Lawler] Lita's putting the boots to Triple H. 2061 01:28:28,102 --> 01:28:31,272 [Cole] And you can't say that The Game doesn't deserve it, King. 2062 01:28:31,339 --> 01:28:34,075 And Kurt Angle up on the apron of the ring. 2063 01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:35,443 What's he gonna do? 2064 01:28:36,911 --> 01:28:39,547 Uh-oh, look at The Rock staring at Kurt Angle, 2065 01:28:39,614 --> 01:28:41,816 just staring at the Olympic champion. 2066 01:28:42,884 --> 01:28:44,886 [Lawler] He's telling him to just bring it. 2067 01:28:46,554 --> 01:28:48,022 I don't think Kurt wants to bring it. 2068 01:28:48,956 --> 01:28:50,091 [Cole] And where's Kurt going? 2069 01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:51,959 [Lawler] I don't think Kurt wants to take it. 2070 01:28:52,026 --> 01:28:53,061 He's taking a hike. 2071 01:28:53,127 --> 01:28:56,097 [muttering under his breath] 2072 01:28:56,164 --> 01:28:58,700 [Cole] Well, The Rock wanted Kurt Angle to bring it. 2073 01:28:59,801 --> 01:29:02,003 Kurt Angle, is he leaving, King? 2074 01:29:02,070 --> 01:29:03,471 [Lawler] What do you think? 2075 01:29:03,538 --> 01:29:06,541 [Cole] Is Kurt Angle leaving Triple H high and dry in the ring? 2076 01:29:07,742 --> 01:29:09,410 [Lawler] The mugging continues on Triple H. 2077 01:29:09,477 --> 01:29:10,745 What are they gonna do? 2078 01:29:11,279 --> 01:29:13,214 They're holding Triple H for The Rock. 2079 01:29:13,281 --> 01:29:15,683 [Cole] Well, Kurt Angle just left Triple H to the wolves. 2080 01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:16,784 So much for teamwork. 2081 01:29:16,851 --> 01:29:18,853 Rock bottom. Rock bottom! 2082 01:29:19,854 --> 01:29:21,456 So much for this teamwork, 2083 01:29:21,522 --> 01:29:24,225 this truce between Kurt Angle and Triple H, King. 2084 01:29:24,759 --> 01:29:28,029 [Lawler] And look at Lita, she's escaping this thing high and dry. 2085 01:29:29,530 --> 01:29:32,500 The Rock is asking this huge crowd what they wanna see, 2086 01:29:32,567 --> 01:29:33,768 and I think they told him. 2087 01:29:33,835 --> 01:29:38,106 They wanna see the most electrifying move 2088 01:29:38,172 --> 01:29:40,274 in sports entertainment today, Michael. 2089 01:29:40,341 --> 01:29:42,910 They wanna see The People's Elbow. 2090 01:29:43,978 --> 01:29:46,848 [Cole] And if The Rock hits us with that Sunday on pay-per-view, 2091 01:29:46,914 --> 01:29:49,217 he'll remain WWE Champion. 2092 01:29:49,283 --> 01:29:50,852 [crowd cheering] 2093 01:29:50,918 --> 01:29:52,420 Get out of here. Get the heck out. 2094 01:29:52,487 --> 01:29:54,222 Get out of here. Steph, are you all right? 2095 01:29:54,288 --> 01:29:55,189 Are you all right? 2096 01:29:55,256 --> 01:29:56,324 -I'm okay. -I am so sorry. 2097 01:29:56,391 --> 01:29:58,693 I didn't mean to do it, Steph. I swear I didn't mean to do it. 2098 01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:00,361 I really care about you, Steph. 2099 01:30:00,428 --> 01:30:02,330 You don't realize how much I care about you. 2100 01:30:02,397 --> 01:30:03,398 I am so sorry. 2101 01:30:03,464 --> 01:30:05,133 -I am so sorry, Steph. -It's okay, Kurt. 2102 01:30:05,199 --> 01:30:07,702 -I'm so sorry. I really care about you. -It wasn't your fault. 2103 01:30:07,769 --> 01:30:09,570 -I really-- I really care. -It wasn't your fault. 2104 01:30:09,637 --> 01:30:11,372 It wasn't your fault at all. I understand. 2105 01:30:12,106 --> 01:30:15,243 [crowd cheering] ult at all. I understand.