1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:04,971 [WWE theme music playing] 2 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:18,885 ["Everybody on the Ground" playing] 3 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:40,206 [fireworks crackling] 4 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:48,615 [crowd cheering] 5 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:01,795 [Cole] For the second time this week, 6 00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:05,065 the WWE invades Phoenix, Arizona. 7 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:06,866 And for the second time this week, 8 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:09,836 the America West Arena is sold out. 9 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:14,207 And this crowd is jacked for WWE SmackDown. 10 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:15,608 Hello again, everybody. 11 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:20,180 I'm Michael Cole along with Jerry "The King" Lawler at ringside. 12 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:24,551 -["Wreck" playing] -[crowd cheering] 13 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,555 [Cole] A tremendous ovation 14 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:31,624 for the commissioner of the World Wrestling Entertainment. 15 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:33,960 And, King, what a night it's going to be, 16 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:35,962 Rikishi and Too Cool 17 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:38,965 against Right to Censor and its newest member, Val Venis. 18 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:41,234 [Lawler] I can't believe it, but I also can't believe 19 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:44,270 that Mick Foley has not worn out his welcome here in Phoenix. 20 00:01:44,337 --> 00:01:45,538 [announcer] In the ring, 21 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:49,776 the commissioner of World Wrestling Entertainment, Mick Foley. 22 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:54,247 [Cole] Also tonight, Y2J and the Hardys take on X-Pac and Edge and Christian. 23 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:56,983 Plus The Rock, Triple H, Kurt Angle, 24 00:01:57,050 --> 00:02:02,789 Kane, Undertaker, Chris Benoit, all here tonight on SmackDown. 25 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:06,259 -[Lawler] What a night! -[crowd cheering] 26 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:12,031 All of that unbelievable talent here tonight 27 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:14,300 and we start off with Mick Foley? 28 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:16,469 [Cole] He's a legend, King. 29 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:21,207 Now, I know a few months ago, 30 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:26,546 when Vince McMahon left to become a Genetic Jackhammer… 31 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:27,514 [Lawler] Oh, please. 32 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:29,616 -[Cole] Well, he did. -[Lawler] Yeah. 33 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:33,319 …and his wife Linda made me the WWE commissioner. 34 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:36,956 [crowd cheering] 35 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:39,192 -[Lawler] What a move that was. -Thank you. 36 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:42,095 Now, a lot of people thought I had absolute power 37 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,264 and answered to nobody. 38 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,569 And while that's largely true, 39 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:54,107 it's not exactly true, because I do answer to somebody, 40 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:58,344 and that somebody are the fans of World Wrestling Entertainment. 41 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:00,747 [crowd cheering] 42 00:03:00,813 --> 00:03:02,849 [Cole] And that's why he's been a great commissioner. 43 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,717 [Lawler] Yeah, he's a fan-friendly commish. 44 00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:08,555 And believe me, I'm not just saying that to suck up 45 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:11,291 -because if I wanted to suck up, I'd say… -[Lawler] Uh-oh, here-- 46 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:15,328 …that somebody includes the fans right here in Phoenix, Arizona! 47 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:16,496 [crowd cheering] 48 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:19,766 [Lawler] Boy, he loves to get the cheap pop. 49 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:22,802 That is sucking up too. 50 00:03:25,838 --> 00:03:28,775 So, in listening to the fans 51 00:03:28,841 --> 00:03:32,011 and in giving them what I thought they wanted to see, 52 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:35,582 on Monday night, I set two matches for Unforgiven. 53 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:39,652 One, Triple H versus Kurt Angle. 54 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:41,854 [Lawler] Oh yeah. 55 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:44,090 [crowd cheering] 56 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:50,330 With your WWE commissioner as special referee. 57 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:53,166 [Cole] Unforgiven just ten days away, King. 58 00:03:53,232 --> 00:03:54,801 -[Lawler] Look at his ear. -And second, 59 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:59,472 I made a Fatal Four-Way match involving Kane, 60 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:03,176 The Undertaker, Chris Benoit, and The Rock. 61 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:07,380 [Cole] What a war that's gonna be for the WWE Championship. 62 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:08,548 [Lawler] Yeah. Okay. Great. 63 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:11,250 But you're getting ear-ritating now, Mick. 64 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:14,087 -"Ear-ritating"? -That sounds great. 65 00:04:14,153 --> 00:04:15,555 There's only one problem. You see, 66 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:18,558 I don't think the participants in those two matches 67 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:22,228 can keep their hands off each other until Unforgiven. 68 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:25,698 I think Triple H, Kurt Angle, 69 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:28,568 Benoit, Kane, The Undertaker, 70 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,803 and The Rock would tear each other apart. 71 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:33,006 [Cole] Well, no doubt about that. Right. 72 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,108 [Lawler] That's obvious. 73 00:04:35,908 --> 00:04:40,480 Thereby ruining our pay-per-view and putting me in a position 74 00:04:40,546 --> 00:04:45,218 where I would be forced to have Al Snow in our main event. 75 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:47,620 -[Cole] What? -[Lawler] Oh my gosh. Wait a minute. 76 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:48,721 That would be drastic. 77 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:52,625 And no one… And The Mick means no one! 78 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,728 …wants to see that happen. 79 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:58,031 [Lawler] Well, maybe over in Europe. 80 00:04:59,098 --> 00:05:04,070 So what I've done is I have come up with a special plan, 81 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:06,873 a foolproof plan 82 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:11,177 to ensure that all the participants make it to Unforgiven. 83 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,814 And I'd like to express that plan to everybody right now. 84 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:16,716 -["Electrifying" playing] -[Lawler] Wait a minute. 85 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:19,986 -[crowd cheering] -What the… 86 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,288 [Cole] Is this part of the plan, King? 87 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:23,456 [Lawler] I don't think so. 88 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:27,760 [Cole] The WWE Champion The Rock on his way to the ring. 89 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:32,999 He defends the title in ten days in a Fatal Four-Way against Kane, 90 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:35,702 The Undertaker, and Chris Benoit. 91 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:40,840 [Lawler] I'm gonna tell you something. Look at the look on The Rock's face. 92 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:44,444 He doesn't look like he's in too good a mood, does he? 93 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:47,880 [Cole] Feel the electricity of the America West Arena 94 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:51,684 for The People's Champion, the WWE Champion. 95 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:53,553 But you're right, King, 96 00:05:53,619 --> 00:05:57,690 The Rock does not look like he's in a pleasant mood here tonight. 97 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:01,160 [Lawler] Anybody that knows he's got to face The Undertaker, 98 00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:02,895 Kane, and Chris Benoit 99 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:04,964 can't be feeling too good. 100 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:09,569 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 101 00:06:11,637 --> 00:06:13,539 [Lawler] Oh, they love The Rock here. 102 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:18,144 Second sellout in a week here in Phoenix on its feet for The Rock. 103 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,579 [Lawler] Isn't it unbelievable? 104 00:06:19,645 --> 00:06:21,447 [crowd cheering] 105 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:27,220 Say something about Foley's ear, Rock. [laughs] 106 00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:30,723 [Cole] There is nothing like it. Wish you could be here to experience it. 107 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,325 [Lawler] Yeah, it's a work of art. 108 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:42,101 Seeing as The Rock didn't say it on Monday night, 109 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:45,371 he's saying it tonight. 110 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:50,576 Finally, The Rock has come back to Phoenix! 111 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:53,246 -[Lawler chuckles] -[crowd cheering] 112 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:58,284 People just love it when you mention their hometown. 113 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:01,154 [crowd cheering] 114 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:12,431 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 115 00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:14,267 [Cole] This is amazing. 116 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:22,408 Now, Mick Foley, The Rock will make this short and sweet. 117 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:26,479 If you think that going into Unforgiven, The Rock is a targeted man, 118 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:28,514 well, you're absolutely right. 119 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:31,717 But if you think that The Rock isn't gonna make it to Unforgiven, 120 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:32,718 you're wrong. 121 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:35,922 Do you actually think that The Rock is gonna get taken out 122 00:07:35,988 --> 00:07:39,292 before Unforgiven and unable to defend his WWE Title? 123 00:07:39,358 --> 00:07:40,860 Is that what you think? 124 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:44,163 [Lawler] It is a possibility, you know. Could happen. 125 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:49,235 Well, Mick Foley, with all due respect, 126 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:53,139 The Rock wipes a lobster's left testicle with what you think. 127 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,707 [Cole] Oh boy. 128 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:56,375 [crowd cheering] 129 00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:58,611 [Lawler] What? A lobster's left testicle? 130 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:02,048 The only thing that matters is that you get The Undertaker, 131 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:04,083 get Kane, get Chris Benoit, 132 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,419 and The Rock will do exactly what he does best, 133 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:11,257 and that's layeth the smacketh down on all their candy [bleep]. 134 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:14,494 [Cole] The Rock is all business facing the greatest challenge 135 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:17,663 in his career ten days away at Unforgiven. 136 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:22,635 [Lawler] Listen to what he's saying. Don't forget about that four-hole match. 137 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:24,604 Something you just said has me a little bit concerned 138 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:28,574 and that is lobsters don't have testicles, Rock. 139 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:29,475 [Lawler] What? 140 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:32,245 And I know because I have looked. 141 00:08:32,311 --> 00:08:33,446 [Lawler] Oh no! 142 00:08:33,512 --> 00:08:37,850 Speaking of looking, I want you to look up there at some footage 143 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:41,687 that I saw in the back on Monday night that concerns us all. 144 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:43,890 [Lawler] What's he talking about? 145 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:47,894 Now, we're not friends, we probably never ever will be friends. 146 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,629 So you tell The Rock, tonight… 147 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:52,932 How's it gonna be? 148 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:55,701 [spits] 149 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:57,803 Let me tell you how it's gonna be. 150 00:08:57,870 --> 00:09:02,708 You're right, we ain't friends. But I'll be there for you. 151 00:09:02,775 --> 00:09:05,545 And when Foley, he announces the Number One Contender, 152 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,448 I'm gonna be there for you then too. 153 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:13,219 [crowd cheering] 154 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,821 [Lawler] Whoa. That was strong. 155 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,892 Now, you saw it too, Rock. 156 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:22,194 There is a look about The Undertaker, 157 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:26,532 and I can't explain exactly what it is, but I know it scares the hell out of me, 158 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:30,703 and I know it's the same look he had in June of 1998 159 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:33,239 when he threw me off the top of the Hell in a-- 160 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:34,941 -["You're Gonna Pay" playing] -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 161 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:36,642 -[Cole] Oh boy! -[crowd cheering] 162 00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:40,479 ♪ You've done it now ♪ 163 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:43,516 ♪ You've gone and made a big mistake ♪ 164 00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:48,054 [Cole] King, the American West Arena is about to explode. 165 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,189 Here comes The Undertaker! 166 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,758 ["You're Gonna Pay" continues] 167 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:56,028 The man who wants The Rock's WWE Title. 168 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,232 [Lawler] You can hear these fans. 169 00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:02,802 Business is about to pick up, Michael. 170 00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:07,607 [Cole] We got an explosion right here tonight on SmackDown, King, 171 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:09,375 one week to Unforgiven. 172 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,210 This is the type of situation 173 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,413 that Commissioner Mick Foley was hoping to avoid tonight. 174 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:17,550 And now the commissioner has his hands full. 175 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,920 [Lawler] You think The Undertaker wants a little piece of The Rock right now? 176 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:23,456 -[Cole] Oh, I'm sure he does. -[Lawler] Oh-ho! 177 00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:25,224 What are you gonna do about this, Foley? 178 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:32,565 [Cole] The Undertaker and The Rock in the same ring at the same time. 179 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:36,002 [crowd cheering] 180 00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:37,970 [Lawler] Better get between them, Foley. 181 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:40,306 [Cole] Would you? 182 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:42,341 [Lawler] That's Foley's job. 183 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,177 You know, Foley, 184 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:48,014 I ain't the kind of guy that hides his feelings well. 185 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:54,654 And just because me and The Rock, we ain't friends, 186 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,623 -that doesn't mean I'm gonna take him out. -[Cole] Oh. 187 00:10:57,690 --> 00:11:01,127 Just because me and Austin never seen eye-to-eye 188 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:05,064 doesn't mean that I'm gonna mow him down with a car. 189 00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:09,902 But make no mistake about it. 190 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:15,141 I am the kind of guy that gets what he wants. 191 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:18,444 And what I want right now… 192 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,047 you have. 193 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:23,716 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. I knew it. -[Foley] Wait, wait, wait. 194 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,451 -[Lawler] I knew it. Here we go. -Hey, hey. 195 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,585 -[Lawler] Look at this. -Taker… 196 00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:29,555 You will get a chance to get what he's got, 197 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,290 but not until Unforgiven. 198 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:34,427 [crowd clamoring] 199 00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:35,728 At Unforgiven, 200 00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:38,698 you'll step in the ring with The Rock 201 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:42,435 and you feel free to battle for the richest prize in our sport. 202 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:43,402 ["Whatever" playing] 203 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:45,671 -[Cole] Now what? -[Lawler] What the heck? 204 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,607 [Cole] "The Rabid Wolverine" Chris Benoit, 205 00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:53,579 another participant in the Fatal Four-Way match ten days away at Unforgiven. 206 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:57,083 [crowd cheering] 207 00:11:57,149 --> 00:11:59,952 Oh boy, this is not a good situation, King. 208 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,620 [Lawler] And don't think for one minute 209 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:03,923 that Benoit is not the kind of guy that will try-- 210 00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:06,258 that won't try to take somebody out before a big match. 211 00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,627 [Cole] Well, Benoit is a loose cannon, we know that. 212 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:10,730 He has no compassion for anyone, 213 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,665 so why should he start here tonight? 214 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,035 [Lawler] Well, in my opinion, 215 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,704 he's the best technical wrestler in this Fatal Four-Way. 216 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:19,972 [Cole] I agree with you there. 217 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:21,874 Hey, Foley. 218 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:27,346 Before you start rattling off your, uh, master plan, 219 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:32,051 I can tell you that whatever it is, 220 00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:35,187 it's gonna suck. 221 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,522 [Lawler] Ha! 222 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,924 Look, that tooth is still missing, like Foley's ear. 223 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:39,925 It's gone. 224 00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:45,865 Last Monday night, we had a tag team match, 225 00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:51,137 Rock and Undertaker against me and Kane. 226 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,940 And what was the end of that match? 227 00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:57,943 [Lawler] I remember. 228 00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:02,615 Well, since you obviously have a very short memory, 229 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:04,416 let me show you. 230 00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,086 [Lawler] Oh, watch this, Michael. 231 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:09,221 [Cole] This is from Raw this past Monday night, 232 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,857 Rock and The Undertaker against Chris Benoit and Kane. 233 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:17,663 [Benoit] Reverse jackknife, one, two, three. 234 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:18,664 [bell ringing] 235 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:24,036 That's right, it was me pinning Undertaker. 236 00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:29,008 And what was the reward for that match? 237 00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:32,478 A Fatal Four-Way? 238 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,382 Well, that's great, Mick. That makes a lot of sense. 239 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:39,919 [Lawler] He's got a point. 240 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:42,521 Out of all the participants in that match, 241 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:48,494 I was the better wrestler… 242 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:51,630 and either you, 243 00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:55,868 Undertaker or Rock, can prove me wrong. 244 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,704 -[booming] -[Cole] Oh no! 245 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,306 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -["Burned" playing] 246 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,374 [Cole] This is not good. 247 00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:06,445 "The Big Red Machine" Kane on his way to the ring, King, 248 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:10,583 the fourth and final participant in that Fatal Four-Way matchup. 249 00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:12,251 [Lawler] I see him. There he is. 250 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:16,388 [Cole] And I don't think words from Commissioner Mick Foley or anyone 251 00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:19,425 are gonna stop Kane from tearing apart The Rock. 252 00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:21,493 He wants what The Rock has. 253 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,096 Benoit. 254 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:28,033 I'm not interested in proving you wrong. 255 00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:34,707 What I'm going to do is to all the people who call me inhuman… 256 00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:35,674 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 257 00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:39,311 Who call me a freak… 258 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:43,015 -[Lawler] You've said that. -Who call me a monster… 259 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:48,187 I'm gonna prove them right. 260 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,855 -[Lawler] Whoa. -[Cole] Prove them right? 261 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:51,390 [Foley] Okay. Hold on, hold on. 262 00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:56,028 All I've been trying to do out here is explain my plan. 263 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:58,831 Now, if I may proceed without any interruptions… 264 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:04,303 [Lawler] Well, here comes Kane, and that's one big interruption. 265 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,038 What I'd like to do is this. 266 00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:06,939 [Lawler] Oh boy. 267 00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:08,874 I'd like to take the members-- 268 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:11,577 -["Medal" playing] -[Lawler] What the heck? 269 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,046 [Cole] What is going on now? 270 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:15,447 Kurt Angle? 271 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:18,384 What business does he have out here with these four individuals? 272 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:21,820 [Lawler] I don't know, but Mick Foley hasn't got to reveal his plan yet. 273 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,056 [Cole] Well, how can he? 274 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,895 Kurt Angle meets Triple H at Unforgiven. 275 00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:34,266 Mick, I'm sorry to interrupt, but all of this is nonsense. 276 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,035 -I mean… -[Lawler] What? 277 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:40,406 WWE Championships can be won and lost at any time. 278 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:42,808 It's not like, say… 279 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,045 Olympic gold medals… 280 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:49,415 -[Lawler] Oh. -…which can forever brand you as a winner. 281 00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:50,416 [Cole] Or a whiner. 282 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:54,320 What I'm trying to say is, although all of this is important, 283 00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:58,891 it pales in comparison to the bigger issue here, 284 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,962 and that is the health of Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. 285 00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:05,197 -[Lawler] Hey, he's got a point. -Last Monday night, 286 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:10,803 Stephanie was brutally attacked again by her husband Triple H. 287 00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:13,405 Let's take a look at what I mean. 288 00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,675 Now, look at this. This is terrible. 289 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:19,211 -[Cole] Triple H wasn't aware. -[Angle] Mick, look at that. 290 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:20,813 You talk about outrageous. 291 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:25,084 Now, I know I can control myself until Unforgiven, 292 00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:28,687 but I seriously have my doubts about Triple H. 293 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,657 I mean, he says he loves his wife Stephanie, 294 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,192 but look what he did to her there. 295 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:34,693 It's true, it's true. 296 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,328 -[Cole] It was an accident. -Oh no. 297 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,464 -["My Time" playing] -[crowd cheering] 298 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:39,365 [Lawler] What in the… 299 00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:41,867 [Cole] They may have to call in the National Guard. 300 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:47,139 It's "The Game" Triple H on his way to the ring, making a beeline, 301 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,608 walking with a purpose towards Kurt Angle. 302 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,811 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. Watch it, Kurt. -[Cole] Oh, look out. 303 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:55,981 And Commissioner Mick Foley restraining Triple H. 304 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,916 [Foley] Triple H, come on. Hold on, hold on. 305 00:16:57,983 --> 00:16:59,284 Damn it, hold on. 306 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,020 Hold on. 307 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,689 I do have a plan and it's a good one. 308 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,157 And just let me say it. 309 00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,327 [Lawler] I don't think he'll ever get to say it. 310 00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,929 I know you wanna tear Kurt Angle apart 311 00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:12,531 and believe me, I don't blame you. 312 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:17,836 And if you two, and if all of you, wanna destroy each other at Unforgiven, 313 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:18,904 that's great. 314 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:22,374 But to ensure that it won't happen until then, 315 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:26,078 to ensure that you won't destroy each other tonight, 316 00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:30,449 -you will team up with each other. -[Lawler] What? 317 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:33,552 -[Cole] What's he talking about? -Is he crazy? 318 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,220 No, it's the only way. 319 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:37,856 So I propose… no, I'm not proposing. 320 00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:43,262 I am saying there will be a series of matches with the team of T & A 321 00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:48,600 facing the team of Triple H and Kurt Angle. 322 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:52,004 [Cole] T & A versus Triple H and Kurt Angle tonight? 323 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,207 [Lawler] Foley is like a mad scientist creating this match. 324 00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:59,611 And the team of Kane and Benoit 325 00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:01,847 taking on the Acolytes. 326 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:04,817 [Cole] Kane and Benoit versus the Acolytes? 327 00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,585 [Lawler] Kane and Benoit will murder each other. 328 00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,821 [Foley] And that match will be an Acolytes rules match 329 00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:11,957 which means, pretty much, there are no rules. 330 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,025 [Lawler] What the-- 331 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:14,693 Foley's lost it. 332 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:19,998 Undertaker, Rock, the two of you also will team up one more time 333 00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:21,934 right here in Phoenix, Arizona. 334 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,236 [crowd cheering] 335 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,171 [Lawler] What a time for another cheap pop. 336 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,240 [inaudible] 337 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:32,177 [Foley] And you will be taking on the tag team 338 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:33,779 of The Dudley Boyz. 339 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,814 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Oh my gosh! 340 00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:38,550 [Lawler gasps] 341 00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:42,721 And because there seems to be an awful lot of aggression here 342 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:43,956 -in this ring… -[Lawler] Right. 343 00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:47,159 …I'm gonna make that match a table match. 344 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:50,829 [Cole] Rock, Undertaker versus the Dudleys in a table match? 345 00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:56,435 If any of you refuse to work together as a team, 346 00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,471 and if there's anyone who decides to get physical with their partner 347 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,139 during their match, 348 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:04,243 that person is out of their match at Unforgiven. 349 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:10,015 That's the way it's going to be and that, Kurt Angle, is final. 350 00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:15,220 You know something, Mick, that's fine with me. 351 00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:18,657 But I'd like for you to add an amendment to that. 352 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:23,462 Not only should we not have any physical contact with each other, 353 00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:28,500 but I don't think anyone and their spouses 354 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:31,603 should have any contact with each other as well, 355 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,706 because let's face it, it can only lead to trouble, 356 00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:35,974 if you know what I mean. 357 00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,976 [Cole] He's talking about Stephanie and Triple H. 358 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:42,347 Triple H wants to tear Kurt Angle apart. 359 00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:43,549 But, King, tonight, 360 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:47,052 The Rock and The Undertaker take on The Dudley Boyz in a table match. 361 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:50,622 Triple H and Kurt Angle will team together against T & A. 362 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:55,093 And Kane and Chris Benoit meet the Acolytes in an Acolytes rules match. 363 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,395 And look out! 364 00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:58,931 Chris Benoit and The Rock going at it. Kane as well. 365 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:03,735 And Kane and Chris Benoit double-teaming "The People's Champion" The Rock. 366 00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:06,405 [Lawler] Well, Foley didn't say anything about this sort of contact. 367 00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:10,909 [Cole] Not at all. Kane and Chris Benoit hammering away on the WWE Champion. 368 00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,544 [Lawler] Undertaker, that's your partner! 369 00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:14,713 [Cole] Undertaker is walking away. 370 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,749 -[Lawler] The Rock is your partner, Taker. -Dang. 371 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:20,152 [Cole] The Undertaker and Rock team together tonight. 372 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,321 -And here comes The Undertaker. -[Lawler] And I'm waiting. 373 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,456 [Cole] The Undertaker is doing the right thing, 374 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:25,958 coming to the aid of The Rock. 375 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:31,129 The Undertaker sending Chris Benoit through the ropes. 376 00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:33,765 These four men will meet in a Fatal Four-Way 377 00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:36,201 in ten days at Unforgiven. 378 00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:38,403 [Lawler] We got a Phoenix four-way going right now. 379 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,973 Now, wait. There goes Undertaker again. 380 00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,976 [Cole] Look at Kane stalking The Rock, King. 381 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:48,146 Kane is stalking The Rock after The Undertaker made it one-on-one. 382 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:51,016 The Rock is in trouble. The champion is in trouble. 383 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,050 [Lawler] Oh no. 384 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:55,120 Undertaker, look at this. 385 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,855 [Cole] Chokeslam to The Rock. 386 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,657 Kane planted The Rock. 387 00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:02,828 Kane sending a message to the WWE Champion. 388 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:06,598 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. What does this mean? 389 00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:09,935 [Cole] Kane with a brutal chokeslam 390 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,537 to the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion. 391 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,740 The Rock, down and out. 392 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:19,578 King, SmackDown is scorching in the desert tonight. 393 00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:23,715 Back on SmackDown, King, 394 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,551 just ten days away from the Fatal Four-Way matchup at Unforgiven, 395 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,920 an explosion here tonight on SmackDown, 396 00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:30,889 as The Undertaker left the ring, King, 397 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,491 the vultures jumped on The Rock. 398 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:35,060 [Lawler] And you can see The Undertaker, 399 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,162 he didn't really wanna go back and help The Rock, 400 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,830 but as long as it was two-on-one, 401 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:40,799 I guess his conscience got the better on him. 402 00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:44,770 And The Undertaker came back, well, to help out his partner here. 403 00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:47,306 -At least his partner for the night. -[Cole] He did the right thing. 404 00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:50,709 He evened the playing field for The Rock against Kane and Benoit, 405 00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:53,211 but then Undertaker left Rock one-on-one, 406 00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:56,314 and Kane delivered a devastating chokeslam. 407 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,483 Kane sending a message. 408 00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:01,553 Kane wants what The Rock has in the big-- 409 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:04,189 -[light music playing] -Wait a minute, King. 410 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:06,591 It's Eddie Guerrero, Latino Heat. 411 00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:09,995 What in the world is Eddie Guerrero up to now? 412 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,096 ["Protection" playing] 413 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,398 Where was he? Where was Eddie Guerrero? 414 00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:15,901 Well, here we go 415 00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:20,439 with the first of what we can term zero tolerance matches here tonight 416 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:22,441 set up by Commissioner Mick Foley. 417 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,543 -[Lawler] I like that, zero tolerance. -[bell ringing] 418 00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:26,978 -Like Indiana University, right? -And Bobby Knight. 419 00:22:27,045 --> 00:22:29,214 [announcer] …Acolytes rules tag team match, 420 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:33,885 making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 578 pounds, 421 00:22:33,952 --> 00:22:36,988 Bradshaw and Faarooq, the Acolytes. 422 00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:40,092 [Cole] So, the Acolytes taking on the team of Chris Benoit and Kane, 423 00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:41,993 and remember what Commissioner Foley said, 424 00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:45,997 if Chris Benoit and Kane fight each other during this matchup, 425 00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:48,667 they're out of the Fatal Four-Way match at Unforgiven. 426 00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:49,901 [announcer] And their opponents, 427 00:22:49,968 --> 00:22:55,140 first from Edmonton, Alberta weighing in at 225 pounds, 428 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,642 Chris Benoit. 429 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,511 [Lawler] I thought I'd never say this, 430 00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:02,848 but I almost feel sorry for Mick Foley. He's got all sorts of problems. 431 00:23:02,914 --> 00:23:05,984 I mean, what a-- what a world of problems he's got here tonight. 432 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:09,454 Not to mention, he haven't even said anything about "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 433 00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:12,958 That's gonna be another huge problem for him at Unforgiven. 434 00:23:13,024 --> 00:23:16,528 [Cole] And here we go, Chris Benoit to take on Faarooq and Bradshaw. 435 00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:19,564 Benoit still waiting for his partner, "The Big Red Machine" Kane. 436 00:23:19,631 --> 00:23:23,034 Keep in mind, King, this is an Acolytes rules matchup, 437 00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:26,104 which means anything goes, you got no holds barred. 438 00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:27,873 [Lawler] That means there are no rules, I guess. 439 00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:31,009 [Cole] Think Chris Benoit's partner, Kane, is gonna show up for this matchup? 440 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:31,910 [explosion booming] 441 00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:33,812 -That answered our questions. -[Lawler] I guess so. 442 00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:39,050 And here comes Kane to team with Chris Benoit against the Acolytes. 443 00:23:39,818 --> 00:23:42,421 And Kane is all about business, King. 444 00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:46,158 He's got his eyes, his sights set on The Rock at Unforgiven. 445 00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:49,694 [Lawler] Look at this guy. I mean, he's scary. 446 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,963 How can he not be the next WWE Champion? Watch it. 447 00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:54,933 [Cole] Bradshaw with the right hand to Kane, 448 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:59,070 and Bradshaw, who's no small man, being dwarfed by Kane here. 449 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:03,375 Oh, and look at Kane with a right hand knocking Bradshaw out of the ring. 450 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,611 And Faarooq knocked down. What a forearm by Kane. 451 00:24:06,678 --> 00:24:08,713 [Lawler] Yeah, one shot knocked Faarooq down 452 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:11,349 and Bradshaw must have hit Kane with four or five of those big rights 453 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:13,618 and didn't knock Kane off his feet. 454 00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:16,288 -Uh-oh. -[Cole] Benoit is in trouble. Look out. 455 00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:18,390 Oh, what a counter by the Rabid Wolverine. 456 00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:21,293 Chris Benoit with a German suplex to Faarooq 457 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:24,095 as Bradshaw and Kane go at it outside the ring. 458 00:24:24,162 --> 00:24:27,098 [Lawler] They're right in front of us. Bradshaw has got that ring bell. 459 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:28,967 [Cole] Oh, Bradshaw had the ring bell! 460 00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:33,171 This is Acolytes rules. There are no rules, no holds barred. 461 00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:35,440 [Lawler] Bradshaw just got his bell rung by Kane. 462 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,610 [Cole] And Benoit reversed by Faarooq off the ropes. 463 00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:41,346 Look at Benoit, quick as a cat, trying to lock it in, 464 00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:44,883 trying to lock in the Crippler Crossface on Faarooq. 465 00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:46,284 [Lawler] I don't think he's got him. 466 00:24:46,351 --> 00:24:48,687 Oh, Kane, his head bouncing off the steel steps, 467 00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:50,455 Bradshaw into the ring 468 00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:53,391 and a kick to the back of Benoit breaking the Crossface. 469 00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:56,628 [Lawler] I don't think Benoit actually had the Crossface all the way in there, 470 00:24:56,695 --> 00:24:59,130 but whether he did or not, that Bradshaw's boot was-- 471 00:24:59,197 --> 00:25:02,100 [Cole] Oh, what a powerbomb to Benoit by Bradshaw. 472 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,635 Here's the cover by Bradshaw. 473 00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:07,005 There's one, there's two, and Kane pulls Bradshaw out of the ring. 474 00:25:07,072 --> 00:25:08,373 [Lawler] Hey, that is teamwork. 475 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,742 [Cole] Two other zero tolerance matches here tonight, 476 00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:14,312 Rock and Undertaker against the Dudleys in a table match, 477 00:25:14,379 --> 00:25:17,883 and T & A to take on Triple H and Kurt Angle. 478 00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:20,886 And I have no idea how Triple H and Kurt Angle 479 00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:22,454 are gonna be able to function tonight. 480 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:26,124 Spinebuster, cover, and Kane breaks up the three-count. 481 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:30,862 And that is twice that Kane has helped Chris Benoit to stay away from a pin. 482 00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:33,265 [Lawler] Well, I was taught early on in my wrestling career 483 00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:34,833 that teamwork is essential. 484 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:37,269 It always allows you to blame someone else 485 00:25:37,335 --> 00:25:39,671 and plus, oh, you easily win matches that way. 486 00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:42,641 [Cole] Oh, look at Kane. Faarooq is in trouble and Kane. 487 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:46,111 Look at the strength into that backbreaker on Faarooq 488 00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:48,313 -by The Big Red Machine. -[Lawler] Hey, look. 489 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,115 Where's-- What's Benoit doing? 490 00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:52,951 [Cole] The Rabid Wolverine is walking up the ramp. 491 00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:54,419 Where is he going? 492 00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:56,154 [Lawler] Not exactly teamwork. 493 00:25:56,221 --> 00:26:00,125 [Cole] Not at all. And Bradshaw capitalizes as Kane was distracted, 494 00:26:00,191 --> 00:26:02,260 and it allows the Acolytes to double-team. 495 00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:04,229 [Lawler] Well, now, you know what? This-- 496 00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:06,564 If you just think about it. Look. 497 00:26:06,631 --> 00:26:09,334 Benoit is not actually breaking Foley's rules because he's just… 498 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,736 -He's just leaving. -[Cole] Oh, double clothesline by Kane. 499 00:26:11,803 --> 00:26:16,141 And did you see that sick smile moments ago on the face of Chris Benoit? 500 00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:21,079 He's not smiling now as Kane is cleaning house with the Acolytes. 501 00:26:21,146 --> 00:26:24,349 Oh, what a boot to Faarooq by The Big Red Machine. 502 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:27,018 [Lawler] Look at Kane. He's sending a message there to Benoit. 503 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,287 Do you think Kane can beat the Acolytes by himself? 504 00:26:29,354 --> 00:26:31,790 [Cole] Kane better turn around. Here comes Bradshaw 505 00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:34,225 with a shoulder block off the top rope. 506 00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:36,394 I'll answer your question, if anybody can beat the Acolytes 507 00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:37,929 by themselves, it's Kane. 508 00:26:37,996 --> 00:26:40,231 -[Lawler] You got that right. -[Cole] Here's the double-team. 509 00:26:40,298 --> 00:26:41,900 [Lawler] Oh no. Ooh, wow. 510 00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:45,070 [Cole] What power by the Acolytes on The Big Red Machine. 511 00:26:45,136 --> 00:26:46,805 -Kane-- Oh, look out. -[Lawler yelps] 512 00:26:46,871 --> 00:26:50,175 [Cole] Kane sat up and grabbed Bradshaw in the process. 513 00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:52,344 [Lawler] Oh, watch your back, Kane, there's Faarooq. 514 00:26:52,978 --> 00:26:54,212 [Cole] Wise maneuver, 515 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:57,182 going to the legs of Kane to try to knock the big man off his feet. 516 00:26:57,248 --> 00:27:00,619 And a Clothesline from Hell, cover by Faarooq. 517 00:27:00,685 --> 00:27:02,153 A double cover by the Acolytes. 518 00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:04,356 -[bell ringing] -And the Acolytes defeat Kane. 519 00:27:04,422 --> 00:27:06,391 And look at the smile on Benoit's face. 520 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,827 -[announcer] Your winners, the Acolytes. -[Cole] Oh no. 521 00:27:08,893 --> 00:27:13,198 Oh, Benoit better hightail it, because Kane is not pleased. 522 00:27:13,264 --> 00:27:14,933 [Lawler] Wait, Kane, remember, zero tolerance. 523 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,702 -You can't-- Well, wait a minute. -[Cole] King, the match is over. 524 00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:20,138 [Lawler] Yeah, but still. Kane, be careful. 525 00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:23,408 ["Protection" playing] 526 00:27:24,342 --> 00:27:28,780 Foley. Foley. What the hell is going on? Huh? 527 00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:31,616 I don't know why I held you back. I thought you were going after Kurt. 528 00:27:31,683 --> 00:27:33,752 -You were gonna screw up our show. -I don't care. Okay? 529 00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:36,855 I don't care about that. I don't care about you and me mixing it up. 530 00:27:36,921 --> 00:27:39,891 What I do care about is what you've done for later tonight. 531 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:44,195 Mick, I cannot get in the ring with Kurt Angle as my tag team partner. 532 00:27:44,729 --> 00:27:46,931 I mean, I know you've got head trauma. 533 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:49,167 Hell, I've caused most of your head trauma, 534 00:27:49,234 --> 00:27:52,804 but even you have to realize after what happened Monday, 535 00:27:52,871 --> 00:27:55,373 after my wife getting bruised and beaten, 536 00:27:56,141 --> 00:27:58,209 I cannot get in the ring with Kurt Angle 537 00:27:58,276 --> 00:28:01,513 -as my partner without tearing him apart. -Well, I want you to tear him apart. 538 00:28:01,579 --> 00:28:05,183 I'm sick of Kurt Angle as well, but nonetheless, if you interfere, 539 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:08,787 if you get physical with Kurt, you're out of your match at Unforgiven. 540 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:09,821 -Why? -Why? 541 00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:12,557 Because it's gonna be a match I wanna referee in. 542 00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:16,161 It will be that damn good. It's a match I want our fans to see. 543 00:28:16,227 --> 00:28:19,597 Maybe I stepped in and messed with your marriage, maybe I'm to blame, 544 00:28:19,664 --> 00:28:21,666 but nonetheless, it's got to be that way 545 00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:24,102 because I'm the commissioner and because I said so. 546 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,305 -[crowd cheering] -Tear him apart. 547 00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:32,043 [Cole] For the second time this week, 548 00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:35,880 the WWE has invaded Phoenix in sold-out America West Arena. 549 00:28:35,947 --> 00:28:38,049 Tonight, bracing for Triple H and Kurt Angle, 550 00:28:38,116 --> 00:28:39,317 and The Rock and Undertaker, 551 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,986 forced into work as partners in separate matches. 552 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:46,825 [Lawler] Unbelievable. But, Michael, let's talk about Mamacita and Latino Heat. 553 00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:48,626 You think the people on Days of Our Lives 554 00:28:48,693 --> 00:28:51,296 or Young and the Restless got some screwed-up relationships? 555 00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:53,431 That's nothing compared to Eddie and Chyna. 556 00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:56,534 Mami, you just get to realize something, okay? 557 00:28:57,102 --> 00:28:58,770 I know I lost it out there. 558 00:28:58,837 --> 00:29:01,306 [Cole] Wait a minute, another shot to the back of the head. 559 00:29:01,372 --> 00:29:03,274 What the hell has got into Eddie Guerrero? 560 00:29:03,341 --> 00:29:04,943 I'm so sorry. 561 00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:06,778 You're everything to me. 562 00:29:06,845 --> 00:29:08,379 I love you more than life itself. 563 00:29:08,446 --> 00:29:12,150 I love you more than myself, more than anything in my life. 564 00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:15,620 And more than I want a partner in the ring, 565 00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:17,355 I want a partner in life. 566 00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,457 Eddie, I already forgave you. 567 00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:21,760 What you say we celebrate, okay? Come on. 568 00:29:21,826 --> 00:29:25,663 Come on, Mami, let's go dance. Okay? Let's go dance and kick some-- 569 00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:26,698 Yeah? 570 00:29:26,764 --> 00:29:27,599 All right. Who? 571 00:29:27,665 --> 00:29:30,335 -Who are we gonna beat up? -Let's beat up Too Cool! 572 00:29:30,401 --> 00:29:32,470 Who cares about winning or losing? 573 00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:34,405 As long as we all dance afterwards. 574 00:29:34,472 --> 00:29:36,374 [Cole] Eddie's gonna make a tag. What's Eddie doing? 575 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:38,376 Got the big bulldog! Oh man. 576 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:39,444 [overlapping chatter] 577 00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:41,179 -Up on top! -[Lawler] Contact. 578 00:29:41,246 --> 00:29:43,548 [Ross] And a Hip Hop Drop! And Too Cool with it. 579 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,350 How's Eddie Guerrero gonna take this, King? 580 00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:46,918 He's ready to dance, King. 581 00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:48,920 [Lawler] Get down! Eddie wearing the glasses. 582 00:29:48,987 --> 00:29:50,421 [Ross] Hey, where's Eddie? 583 00:29:50,488 --> 00:29:53,191 -Oh, wait a minute, Eddie. -[Lawler] Wait a minute. Wait, wait! 584 00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:55,827 [Ross] Oh, Eddie Guerrero with the Intercontinental Belt! 585 00:29:55,894 --> 00:29:59,130 -[Lawler] What's he doing? -Eddie assaulting Too Cool. 586 00:29:59,197 --> 00:30:02,567 I don't know what you're mad about. I was only trying to take care of you. 587 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,369 You promised me you could control your temper. 588 00:30:04,435 --> 00:30:06,171 I was controlling my temper! 589 00:30:06,237 --> 00:30:07,839 Mami, I was just trying to take care of you. 590 00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:10,542 By the way, have I told you how beautiful you look tonight, Mami? 591 00:30:10,608 --> 00:30:11,776 Yes, Eddie, about ten times. 592 00:30:11,843 --> 00:30:15,980 Mmm, man, you look so fine, you should be in pictures, baby. Whoo! 593 00:30:16,047 --> 00:30:16,881 Yeah, Mami. 594 00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:18,716 Well, actually, Eddie, I am in pictures. 595 00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:21,553 I'm gonna be on the cover of Playboy. 596 00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:24,189 You're not talking about nude pictures, are you? 597 00:30:24,722 --> 00:30:27,525 -Of course they're nude pictures. -What? What are you talking about? 598 00:30:27,592 --> 00:30:29,260 What do you mean nude pictures? 599 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:32,030 Oh, wait, wait a minute. You're my Mamacita. 600 00:30:32,096 --> 00:30:34,666 No, no, no, but… no, no, I cannot stand this. 601 00:30:34,732 --> 00:30:36,334 Nude pictures my butt! 602 00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:40,305 I don't care what I'm gonna do, storm the palace, or whatever it is, 603 00:30:40,371 --> 00:30:43,174 go beat up Hugh Hefner or myself! 604 00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:47,011 Stop the presses, baby! Nobody's gonna see you! 605 00:30:47,078 --> 00:30:50,014 Eddie, don't ruin this for me. 606 00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:55,153 [upbeat Latin music playing] 607 00:31:02,827 --> 00:31:05,563 -Good morning, man. -What's going on, man? 608 00:31:07,899 --> 00:31:08,867 [music stops] 609 00:31:08,933 --> 00:31:10,168 Ah… 610 00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:14,372 Ooh, Hefner's place. Órale. 611 00:31:18,476 --> 00:31:20,678 I'm gonna take care of some business, ese. 612 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:22,580 [knocking] 613 00:31:27,585 --> 00:31:28,820 Nice crib. 614 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,260 -Can I help you? -You sure can, ese. 615 00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:38,930 I like to talk to the man in charge. You know, the boss man, 616 00:31:38,997 --> 00:31:41,199 the buddy man, Hefner, okay. 617 00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:44,802 I wanna talk to him about Mami's pictures coming out in his magazine. 618 00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:48,973 Look, sir, I don't know how old your mother is, but I can guarantee you, 619 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,275 -Mr. Hefner is not… -No, no, no. 620 00:31:50,341 --> 00:31:52,543 -…gonna have her in his… -You're misunderstanding me. Okay? 621 00:31:52,610 --> 00:31:57,081 I'm not talking about my mommy, I'm talking about Mami, Mamacita. Okay? 622 00:31:57,148 --> 00:31:58,683 There's a big difference. 623 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,785 I have no idea what you're talking about. 624 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:04,155 Look, ese, Lurch, just do your job. Okay? 625 00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:07,258 Go get me a Pepsi, go call Mr. Hefner, okay, 626 00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:09,794 and there won't be a problem between me and you. All right? 627 00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:12,497 -Look, sir, you're gonna have to leave. -[chuckles] 628 00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:16,000 No, maybe, maybe you just don't understand who I am, ese. 629 00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:19,637 You're talking to the WWE Intercontinental Champion. Okay? 630 00:32:19,704 --> 00:32:24,409 So show me the respect that I deserve, okay, and go get Mr. Hefner ASAP, man, 631 00:32:24,475 --> 00:32:27,845 because I am running short of time and I need to talk him right now. 632 00:32:27,912 --> 00:32:29,847 -You're running out of time? -Yeah, that's right. 633 00:32:29,914 --> 00:32:32,016 -You're about to die or something? -I tell you something. 634 00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:36,721 Maybe you are. Okay? Or somebody that stands in my way, okay, 635 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:41,659 because Chyna, my sweet Chyna's picture is gonna come out all over the world, 636 00:32:41,726 --> 00:32:43,828 and I can't have that. Okay? 637 00:32:43,895 --> 00:32:46,230 You mean Chyna, the Ninth Wonder of the World? 638 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:47,198 -Yes. -The great… 639 00:32:47,265 --> 00:32:53,738 Chyna, the Ninth Wonder of the World, my Mamacita, my Mamacita. Okay? Yes. 640 00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:56,040 We've got a problem at the front gate. 641 00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:58,943 Look, buddy, you're gonna have to leave or I'm gonna escort you out myself-- 642 00:32:59,010 --> 00:33:00,345 You want some of me? 643 00:33:00,411 --> 00:33:04,615 You want some Latino Heat, ese? Órale, ese. Bring it on, man. 644 00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:08,186 Because, you know, as far as I'm concerned, nobody is gonna stop me. 645 00:33:08,252 --> 00:33:09,854 I'm gonna stop those pictures from coming out, 646 00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:12,690 because nobody is gonna see Mamacita naked. Okay? 647 00:33:12,757 --> 00:33:17,328 Now I got until the 25th to do this, okay, and I'm gonna take care of it right now, 648 00:33:17,395 --> 00:33:19,263 so don't stand in my way. Okay? 649 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:21,699 -Is there a problem here? -Oh, obviously there is. 650 00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:26,738 You can see there is. Okay? The problem is… a giant problem, man. 651 00:33:26,804 --> 00:33:31,409 The problem is Chyna, I mean, her picture's gonna be all over the world, 652 00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:34,579 I mean, every man is gonna be able to see her naked 653 00:33:34,645 --> 00:33:36,581 and I can't handle that. Okay? 654 00:33:36,647 --> 00:33:39,851 And I only got until the 25th of September to take care of this, 655 00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:43,488 so I have to take care of it now, that's what my problem is, okay, buddy? 656 00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:44,789 And if you try and stop me, 657 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,992 there's gonna be even a bigger problem 'cause I'm gonna rip your heads off! 658 00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:51,729 Better calm down or else I'm gonna have to call the proper authorities, all right? 659 00:33:51,796 --> 00:33:53,197 -Okay. Okay. -Huh? 660 00:33:53,264 --> 00:33:55,733 -Take it easy. -It's time for you to leave the premises. 661 00:33:55,800 --> 00:34:01,172 Take it easy. I'll leave… Right now-- [grunting] Chyna! 662 00:34:01,239 --> 00:34:05,176 I can't let her pictures-- Nobody can see her naked, man! 663 00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:06,210 [grunts] 664 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:10,348 [grunting] 665 00:34:15,486 --> 00:34:16,320 Whoa. 666 00:34:18,956 --> 00:34:20,958 Okay. It's cool. It's cool. 667 00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:22,493 [huffs] 668 00:34:23,428 --> 00:34:24,495 [Cole] Eddie in Los Angeles, 669 00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:27,632 and we're back here in Phoenix now and there is Chyna, 670 00:34:27,698 --> 00:34:32,170 obviously visibly shaken by Eddie Guerrero going to the Playboy Mansion. 671 00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:35,239 And Chyna is scheduled to join us a little bit later on, 672 00:34:35,306 --> 00:34:37,008 but where is she going? 673 00:34:37,842 --> 00:34:39,477 Chyna, with Eddie's most recent actions, 674 00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:41,712 do you see your relationship coming to an end? 675 00:34:42,447 --> 00:34:43,714 I can't believe you. 676 00:34:43,781 --> 00:34:46,818 [Cole] Well, King, Chyna is visibly upset. I mean, can you blame her? 677 00:34:46,884 --> 00:34:48,319 Eddie embarrassed her. 678 00:34:50,621 --> 00:34:52,857 -[crowd cheering] -[Cole] Oh boy. 679 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:55,460 ["Censorship (Right to Censor)" playing] 680 00:34:55,526 --> 00:34:57,695 [Lawler] You know, I was hoping that maybe just one night 681 00:34:57,762 --> 00:35:00,665 we could get by one SmackDown without these jerks. 682 00:35:01,966 --> 00:35:05,236 I said, cut our music. 683 00:35:05,303 --> 00:35:07,738 [Cole] There's Right to Censor's newest member, Val Venis. 684 00:35:07,805 --> 00:35:09,040 [Lawler] Wouldn't call that music. 685 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:15,313 There has been a lot of talk about who hit "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 686 00:35:15,379 --> 00:35:16,914 [Lawler] Right, a lot of talk. 687 00:35:16,981 --> 00:35:23,855 A man we can thank for the moral demise of World Wrestling Entertainment 688 00:35:23,921 --> 00:35:29,760 with his finger gestures, beer-swilling, and vulgar mouth. 689 00:35:31,762 --> 00:35:37,368 And although we were not sorry to see Stone Cold go, 690 00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:44,709 I can assure all of you that we had absolutely nothing to do with it. 691 00:35:44,775 --> 00:35:47,011 [Lawler] Oh, I'd love to see "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 692 00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:49,413 -interrogate these guys. -As well as other things. 693 00:35:50,915 --> 00:35:52,483 [Lawler] What's he talking about? 694 00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:56,654 [Cole] And here is Right to Censor's newest member, Val Venis. 695 00:35:56,721 --> 00:36:00,358 You all think I was brainwashed, don't you? 696 00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:03,761 -[Lawler] Yeah, I do. -Well, I wasn't. 697 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:08,299 You see, there was something missing from my life 698 00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:14,071 and I didn't know exactly what that something was until I met Steven. 699 00:36:15,406 --> 00:36:16,240 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 700 00:36:16,307 --> 00:36:20,511 I'm not proud of the things I've done or the examples I've set, 701 00:36:20,578 --> 00:36:27,185 and when I was told by Steven to look back at the things I did in order to get ahead 702 00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:31,489 or to be popular or to put gold around my waist… 703 00:36:33,391 --> 00:36:35,726 I was asked two very simple questions. 704 00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:41,732 Number one, did the choices I made in life help me to become a better person? 705 00:36:41,799 --> 00:36:43,034 And number two… 706 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:44,268 [crowd chanting] Save the hoes! 707 00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:48,306 …did my actions help to make the world a better place? 708 00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:52,043 The answer to these two questions was simply no. 709 00:36:52,109 --> 00:36:54,312 [Lawler] Listen, they're trying to shout him down. 710 00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:56,080 "Save the hoes!" [laughs] 711 00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:57,548 [Cole] Freedom of expression, King. 712 00:36:57,615 --> 00:37:02,853 The Right to Censor helped to open my eyes wide for the very first time 713 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:08,159 and I realized that selective censorship is not wrong, 714 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:12,330 but turning your back on the ills of this world is wrong. 715 00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:13,798 [Cole] What has gotten into him? 716 00:37:13,864 --> 00:37:16,500 -[crowd booing] -"Selective censorship is not wrong"? 717 00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:18,202 Is that what this idiot is saying? 718 00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:22,807 You see, I was so caught up in the happenings of my own life, 719 00:37:22,873 --> 00:37:26,711 I couldn't even see the evils in which grew around me, 720 00:37:26,777 --> 00:37:30,815 so as long as there is breath in these lungs 721 00:37:30,881 --> 00:37:33,184 and blood pumping through these veins, 722 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:37,588 I will stand side by side with my brothers 723 00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:40,925 and we will fight the good fight against violence, 724 00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:43,361 fight the good fight against vulgarity, 725 00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:48,899 and, of course, fight the good fight against scantily-clad women. 726 00:37:48,966 --> 00:37:50,434 -[crowd booing] -[Lawler] Oh boy. 727 00:37:50,501 --> 00:37:52,003 You went overboard there. 728 00:37:52,069 --> 00:37:54,171 [crowd booing] 729 00:37:55,706 --> 00:38:00,144 World Wrestling Entertainment is going to change 730 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:02,680 whether it likes it or not. 731 00:38:02,747 --> 00:38:05,650 -[crowd booing] -[Lawler] I can't believe this. 732 00:38:05,716 --> 00:38:11,689 So, the reality in this situation is this, the Right to Censor has a new member. 733 00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:17,595 So Rikishi, Too Cool, why don't you come down here and meet him? 734 00:38:17,662 --> 00:38:19,096 [Cole] I'll tell you, what's frightening 735 00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:23,067 is Steven Richards actually got someone else to join his cause. 736 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:26,504 That someone being Val Venis, that's what's frightening about this guy. 737 00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:28,839 -[crowd cheering] -["U Look Fly Today" playing] 738 00:38:28,906 --> 00:38:32,677 [Lawler] Well, Too Cool may come out here and join now Right to Censor, 739 00:38:32,743 --> 00:38:36,681 -but not the way they want them to. -[Cole] No, Rikishi as well. 740 00:38:36,747 --> 00:38:37,581 [Lawler] Yeah. 741 00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:41,552 Well, tonight's SmackDown is brought to you by Stacker 2, 742 00:38:41,619 --> 00:38:43,254 the world's strongest fat burner. 743 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:48,459 Call the 1-800-Lite-Line or visit www.stacker2.com. 744 00:38:48,526 --> 00:38:51,529 [Cole] And by the RC Edge. Get RC Edge WWE Superstar posters. 745 00:38:51,595 --> 00:38:55,566 Details on specially marked packages of RC Edge Maximum Power Cola. 746 00:38:55,633 --> 00:39:00,271 [Lawler] And by Sega, taking gamers where gaming is going. 747 00:39:01,105 --> 00:39:04,041 [Cole] And don't forget, King, with Rikishi and Too Cool, 748 00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:09,413 The Goodfather's ex-ladies, Mandy and Victoria, are at ringside. 749 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,716 [Lawler] Oh baby! Yeah! 750 00:39:11,782 --> 00:39:15,319 [Cole] So set for six-person tag team action, Too Cool and Rikishi 751 00:39:15,386 --> 00:39:17,655 against Right to Censor and its newest member, Val Venis, 752 00:39:17,722 --> 00:39:23,260 and Grandmaster Sexay suffering an injury to his ear 753 00:39:23,327 --> 00:39:27,398 this past Monday night on Raw, King, required 14 stitches… 754 00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:29,467 -[bell ringing] -…to close a gash in his ear 755 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:32,203 as Bull Buchanan goes to work on Scotty 2 Hotty. 756 00:39:32,269 --> 00:39:36,207 That gash left on Grandmaster Sexay's ear by Eddie Guerrero. 757 00:39:36,273 --> 00:39:39,977 [Lawler] When Eddie whacked Grandmaster in the back of the head with that belt. 758 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:42,146 [Cole] Cover by Scotty 2 Hotty and a kickout. 759 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:45,549 [Lawler] He almost gave Grandmaster a Mick Foley ear. 760 00:39:45,616 --> 00:39:48,386 [Cole] I can't believe Eddie Guerrero with his Latino temper 761 00:39:48,452 --> 00:39:51,088 storming into the Playboy Mansion 762 00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:55,493 demanding that Hugh Hefner stop the presses in Chyna's Playboy cover 763 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,294 which comes out September 25th. 764 00:39:57,361 --> 00:39:59,897 [Lawler] That happened earlier today, but I don't think he actually-- 765 00:39:59,964 --> 00:40:01,499 he didn't actually make it in, did he? 766 00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:04,902 Ol' Hef has got some pretty tough security guards there. 767 00:40:04,969 --> 00:40:09,206 [Cole] Chyna was scheduled to join us, but apparently she has left the building, 768 00:40:09,273 --> 00:40:11,776 blowing by Kevin Kelly after that attempted interview, King. 769 00:40:11,842 --> 00:40:12,676 Can you blame her? 770 00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:17,181 Chyna was visibly shaken, and here's a cover by Val Venis and a kickout. 771 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:20,885 [Lawler] You know, as strong and as powerful Chyna is, 772 00:40:20,951 --> 00:40:22,553 let's face it, she's still a woman, 773 00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:24,889 and there were tears coming down her face there. 774 00:40:24,955 --> 00:40:27,358 [Cole] Scotty 2 Hotty, boot to the face of Val Venis. 775 00:40:27,424 --> 00:40:28,259 [Lawler] Oh man! 776 00:40:28,325 --> 00:40:30,961 [Cole] Still to come tonight, two more zero tolerance matches, 777 00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:34,432 Triple H and Kurt Angle forced to team together against T & A, 778 00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:37,101 and The Rock and Undertaker forced to team together 779 00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:39,970 against The Dudley Boyz in a table match. 780 00:40:40,638 --> 00:40:43,641 And here comes Rikishi. And getting to work on Val Venis. 781 00:40:43,707 --> 00:40:47,611 [Cole] I would think Foley'd spend less time on these zero tolerance matches 782 00:40:47,678 --> 00:40:49,713 and more time on "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 783 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:52,550 [Cole] Samoan drop to Val Venis, and Rikishi, 784 00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:57,721 all 424 pounds plowing through Right to Censor. 785 00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:02,393 Now, off the ropes, look out, Val Venis and Rikishi, tremendous… 786 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,495 -Oh! -[Lawler] Oh man. 787 00:41:04,562 --> 00:41:06,130 [Cole] And into the sternum of Val Venis. 788 00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:08,032 Here comes Grandmaster Sexay. 789 00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:11,101 Grandmaster with the flying goggles on. 790 00:41:11,168 --> 00:41:12,636 [Lawler] He's gonna hurt the ear. Ooh! 791 00:41:12,703 --> 00:41:15,439 [Cole] A Hip Hop Drop to Val Venis, cover, 792 00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:18,642 there's two, and Bull Buchanan breaks up the three-count. 793 00:41:19,944 --> 00:41:20,911 Oh, look out. 794 00:41:21,779 --> 00:41:25,115 -And a kick to the face of Goodfather. -[Lawler] That was beautiful. 795 00:41:25,182 --> 00:41:27,484 [Cole] Rikishi sending a message to Right to Censor 796 00:41:27,551 --> 00:41:30,387 who's wanted to censor his backside in the past. 797 00:41:30,454 --> 00:41:31,989 [Lawler] Speaking of backsides, here we go. 798 00:41:32,056 --> 00:41:33,390 [Cole] Grandmaster into Bull. 799 00:41:33,457 --> 00:41:36,227 Rikishi following it up with a big old clothesline. 800 00:41:36,293 --> 00:41:39,897 -Here comes Scotty, bulldog. -[crowd cheering] 801 00:41:39,964 --> 00:41:43,834 [Lawler] Hey, this is a red hot worm right here in Phoenix. 802 00:41:43,901 --> 00:41:47,505 This is another thing that Steven Richards wants to censor. 803 00:41:47,571 --> 00:41:49,173 But he's gonna have to witness it firsthand. 804 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:52,076 [crowd chanting] W-O-R-M! Worm! 805 00:41:52,142 --> 00:41:54,478 [Cole] Steven Richards calls this disgusting. 806 00:41:54,545 --> 00:41:56,080 I find it funny as hell. 807 00:41:56,146 --> 00:42:00,117 Scotty 2 Hotty! Oh, what a chop to Bull Buchanan. 808 00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:01,552 [Lawler] Hang on, here we go. 809 00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:04,722 [Cole] And Steven tossed into the ring, and the ringleader. 810 00:42:04,788 --> 00:42:06,824 -[Lawler] White socks and all. -[Cole] Ooh! 811 00:42:06,891 --> 00:42:08,492 Rikishi backing it up. 812 00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:10,160 Oh boy. 813 00:42:10,227 --> 00:42:13,264 [Lawler] Yes! Censor this, Richards! 814 00:42:14,431 --> 00:42:16,867 [Cole] Steven Richards about to see the backside 815 00:42:16,934 --> 00:42:19,803 that he wants to censor, up close and personal! 816 00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:20,704 [Lawler] Oh! 817 00:42:20,771 --> 00:42:24,041 [Cole] Stinkface, yeah! Stinkface to Steven Richards. 818 00:42:24,108 --> 00:42:26,076 [Lawler] Oh, look at hoes, they love it. 819 00:42:26,143 --> 00:42:28,145 [Cole] Oh, Mandy and Victoria love it. 820 00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:30,247 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Oh. 821 00:42:30,948 --> 00:42:35,920 Uh-oh. The Goodfather and Bull Buchanan pulling Too Cool out of the ring. 822 00:42:35,986 --> 00:42:38,022 -[Lawler] Watch it here. -[Cole] Oh, look out. 823 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:43,327 Watch out, it's Eddie Guerrero! King, it's Eddie Guerrero! 824 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,129 The Intercontinental Champion! 825 00:42:45,195 --> 00:42:47,531 -[Lawler] What the heck is this? -[Cole] Wait a minute! 826 00:42:47,598 --> 00:42:51,035 He just-- He just sprayed something in Rikishi's face! 827 00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:53,103 What is that? 828 00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:55,005 [Lawler] Looks like he's spraying mace in his face. 829 00:42:55,072 --> 00:43:01,078 [Cole] Eddie Guerrero with an attack on Rikishi, right in the eyes with that… 830 00:43:01,145 --> 00:43:03,113 [Lawler] Is that mace or pepper spray? 831 00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:05,516 [Cole] It's something, but Scotty has got Eddie Guerrero, 832 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,518 Val Venis from behind. 833 00:43:08,519 --> 00:43:10,287 -[Lawler] Look out. -[Cole] Oh, what a powerbomb. 834 00:43:10,354 --> 00:43:13,090 -Val Venis with a cover on Scotty. -[Lawler] What's this? 835 00:43:13,157 --> 00:43:15,459 -[Cole] Right to Censor steals one. -[bell ringing] 836 00:43:15,526 --> 00:43:17,328 Thanks to Eddie Guerrero. 837 00:43:17,394 --> 00:43:19,396 And Eddie Guerrero continues the assault of Rikishi. 838 00:43:19,463 --> 00:43:22,800 [announcer] Your winners, Right to Censor. 839 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,636 [Cole] What is wrong with Eddie Guerrero? 840 00:43:26,470 --> 00:43:28,005 [Lawler] He's the Intercontinental Champion, 841 00:43:28,072 --> 00:43:29,840 but he's lost it, he's gone nuts. 842 00:43:29,907 --> 00:43:33,510 [Cole] Eddie Guerrero has gone off the deep end as Right to Censor celebrates. 843 00:43:34,211 --> 00:43:36,547 [Lawler] It seems the thought of Mamacita 844 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:39,383 being seen naked by the world has drawn Eddie Guerrero 845 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:40,918 into the deep end. 846 00:43:40,985 --> 00:43:45,689 [Cole] Eddie Guerrero attacking Too Cool and Rikishi on Raw on Monday night, 847 00:43:45,756 --> 00:43:48,292 continuing the attack on Rikishi tonight. 848 00:43:50,194 --> 00:43:51,996 [Lawler] What about Rikishi's eyes? Can he see? 849 00:43:53,230 --> 00:43:54,164 [Cole] Hey. 850 00:43:54,231 --> 00:43:59,269 We have a chance to kick the [bleep] of four-time WWE Champion Triple H. 851 00:43:59,336 --> 00:44:00,871 You know, the guy that stole your wife? 852 00:44:00,938 --> 00:44:02,473 No, the guy who got my leftovers. 853 00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:06,777 And we're gonna go out there and we're gonna kick their [bleep]. 854 00:44:06,844 --> 00:44:10,114 And not only a champion, but an Olympic gold medalist. 855 00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:12,316 [Cole] King, I'll tell you, T & A and Trish mean business. 856 00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:14,351 We're gonna take the gold and his pride, 857 00:44:14,418 --> 00:44:16,687 and we're gonna show him what T & A is all about. 858 00:44:17,354 --> 00:44:21,992 And if that Stephanie gets involved, I will personally take her down. 859 00:44:22,059 --> 00:44:22,993 Let's get this done. 860 00:44:23,927 --> 00:44:25,496 ["Everybody On The Ground" playing] 861 00:44:25,562 --> 00:44:30,534 [Cole] Kurt Angle on his way to the ring, forced to team up with Triple H, 862 00:44:30,601 --> 00:44:34,071 coming up next against T & A on SmackDown. 863 00:44:35,906 --> 00:44:37,307 [Cole] Back on SmackDown, King. 864 00:44:37,374 --> 00:44:40,644 Rikishi had just given Steven Richards what he deserved, a stinkface. 865 00:44:40,711 --> 00:44:43,547 But Eddie Guerrero, who's out of control, hit the ring. 866 00:44:43,614 --> 00:44:46,550 [Lawler] I couldn't believe it. We'd seen Eddie Guerrero earlier today, 867 00:44:46,617 --> 00:44:49,687 he invaded the Playboy Mansion looking for Hugh Hefner, 868 00:44:49,753 --> 00:44:51,655 and then he comes back and sprays, 869 00:44:51,722 --> 00:44:54,324 I guess, that police pepper spray or mace or something 870 00:44:54,391 --> 00:44:56,360 -right into the eyes of Rikishi. -["My Time" playing] 871 00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:59,263 [Cole] Well, King, Chyna would have been disgusted with Eddie Guerrero's action, 872 00:44:59,329 --> 00:45:04,034 and perhaps [indistinct] and Chyna left the arena earlier tonight. 873 00:45:08,472 --> 00:45:14,244 He is "The Game" Triple H, who meets Kurt Angle in ten days at Unforgiven 874 00:45:14,311 --> 00:45:17,981 with Commissioner Mick Foley as special guest referee. 875 00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:22,820 But tonight, Triple H being forced to team with Kurt Angle. 876 00:45:22,886 --> 00:45:25,089 [Lawler] Boy, and what's wrong with that picture, Michael? 877 00:45:25,155 --> 00:45:27,491 It's just-- I mean, it doesn't look right. 878 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:31,895 He looks-- Triple H actually looks naked without Stephanie by his side. 879 00:45:31,962 --> 00:45:35,799 [Cole] Triple H's wife Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley is here tonight, 880 00:45:35,866 --> 00:45:39,369 but Stephanie cannot be in any condition to be out here 881 00:45:39,436 --> 00:45:42,473 after what happened this past Monday night on Raw, King. 882 00:45:42,539 --> 00:45:46,043 Stephanie was playing peace-keeper between Kurt Angle and Triple H 883 00:45:46,110 --> 00:45:47,878 who were laying waste to referees. 884 00:45:47,945 --> 00:45:50,147 Triple H thinking Stephanie was a referee 885 00:45:50,214 --> 00:45:53,550 and an inadvertent elbow to his wife Stephanie. 886 00:45:53,617 --> 00:45:57,554 But the battle between Triple H and Kurt Angle would not end there. 887 00:45:57,621 --> 00:46:01,592 Kurt Angle could not resist taking a cheap shot on Triple H, 888 00:46:01,658 --> 00:46:04,094 as Triple H carried his wife to safety. 889 00:46:04,161 --> 00:46:07,831 Triple H and Kurt Angle's rivalry continues 890 00:46:07,898 --> 00:46:12,503 and stuck in the middle is Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, Triple H's wife, 891 00:46:12,569 --> 00:46:15,405 Kurt Angle's supposed friend. 892 00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:21,044 And once again, Kurt Angle coming between Stephanie and Triple H. 893 00:46:25,182 --> 00:46:27,317 As we mentioned, Stephanie is here tonight, 894 00:46:27,384 --> 00:46:30,754 but, King, she can't be in any condition to be out here. 895 00:46:30,821 --> 00:46:34,458 [Lawler] Well, I mean, she got banged around so bad, it was just-- 896 00:46:34,525 --> 00:46:37,327 I'm surprised she didn't spend a few days in the hospital. 897 00:46:37,394 --> 00:46:40,164 ["Medal" playing] 898 00:46:44,034 --> 00:46:44,935 [bell ringing] 899 00:46:45,002 --> 00:46:48,472 [announcer] The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. 900 00:46:48,539 --> 00:46:49,540 Making his way to the ring 901 00:46:49,606 --> 00:46:52,576 from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in… 902 00:46:54,378 --> 00:47:01,385 at 237 pounds, the 2000 King of the Ring, Kurt Angle. 903 00:47:02,219 --> 00:47:05,589 [Cole] Well, King, Triple H and Kurt Angle must work together tonight, 904 00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:08,292 but in ten days, they go one-on-one at Unforgiven, 905 00:47:08,358 --> 00:47:10,627 and remember the law set forth, 906 00:47:10,694 --> 00:47:13,530 the zero tolerance policy by the commissioner tonight. 907 00:47:13,597 --> 00:47:18,302 No physicality between these two men or that match at Unforgiven is off. 908 00:47:18,368 --> 00:47:19,670 -Period. -[Lawler] Right. 909 00:47:19,736 --> 00:47:22,706 -["Emergency" playing] -[crowd cheering] 910 00:47:22,773 --> 00:47:26,210 These guys can both lose a lot of money, a lot of prestige. 911 00:47:26,276 --> 00:47:30,547 [announcer] And their opponents being accompanied to the ring by Trish Stratus, 912 00:47:30,614 --> 00:47:36,086 at a combined weight of 614 pounds, T & A. 913 00:47:36,153 --> 00:47:37,754 [Cole] And you know, King, ironically, 914 00:47:37,821 --> 00:47:39,857 T & A has been in the middle of this Stephanie, 915 00:47:39,923 --> 00:47:42,726 Kurt Angle, Triple H love triangle in recent weeks. 916 00:47:42,793 --> 00:47:45,929 And it was Test admitting that he had called the cops on Triple H, 917 00:47:45,996 --> 00:47:50,400 payback for Test's failed wedding to Triple's now-wife Stephanie. 918 00:47:50,467 --> 00:47:52,669 [Lawler] Oh baby, look at that little desert flower. 919 00:47:52,736 --> 00:47:55,372 [Cole] You know, Test admitted that he wanted to marry Stephanie 920 00:47:55,439 --> 00:47:56,940 for the power, the money, 921 00:47:57,007 --> 00:47:59,276 the top spot here in World Wrestling Entertainment. 922 00:47:59,343 --> 00:48:03,347 He resents Triple H, Test does, that Triple H actually got to marry 923 00:48:03,413 --> 00:48:05,015 into the McMahon family. 924 00:48:05,082 --> 00:48:06,917 [Lawler] It's a good thing Stephanie's not out here 925 00:48:06,984 --> 00:48:09,119 because you heard what Trish said earlier. 926 00:48:09,186 --> 00:48:12,623 She'd take Stephanie down herself. Stephanie couldn't take that tonight. 927 00:48:12,689 --> 00:48:14,391 [Cole] Kurt Angle wanted to start things off 928 00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:16,693 and Triple H said, fine, go right ahead. 929 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,861 [crowd chatter] 930 00:48:17,928 --> 00:48:20,264 And words being exchanged by these two men-- 931 00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:22,466 There's Albert, the 350-pounder. 932 00:48:22,532 --> 00:48:25,269 Delivers a clothesline and a right hand to Kurt Angle. 933 00:48:25,335 --> 00:48:27,838 [Lawler] I'm sure this is not the way-- the start of the match 934 00:48:27,904 --> 00:48:31,108 Kurt had in mind. Putting a smile on the face of Triple H. 935 00:48:31,174 --> 00:48:33,110 [Cole] Look at the elbows by Albert, off the ropes 936 00:48:33,176 --> 00:48:36,013 -and what a drop toe hold by Kurt Angle. -[Lawler] Wow. 937 00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:37,915 [Cole] Into the front facelock. I'll tell you, King, 938 00:48:37,981 --> 00:48:41,618 do you think we've ever had a more emotional pay-per-view event 939 00:48:41,685 --> 00:48:44,554 that we're gonna have in ten days in Unforgiven? 940 00:48:45,222 --> 00:48:48,592 [Lawler] Well, just like I said, you know, none of these guys, 941 00:48:48,659 --> 00:48:52,362 Kurt Angle, Triple H, none of these guys wanna lose their shot at Unforgiven, 942 00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:55,332 so they're gonna really need to work together here tonight. 943 00:48:55,399 --> 00:48:58,302 [Cole] Look at Triple H, Triple H applauding Albert 944 00:48:58,368 --> 00:49:00,904 who is going to work on Kurt Angle. 945 00:49:00,971 --> 00:49:03,974 I guess Triple H found that if he can't lay his hands on Kurt Angle tonight, 946 00:49:04,041 --> 00:49:05,976 -why not let T & A do it? -[Lawler] Yeah. 947 00:49:06,043 --> 00:49:08,478 And Test into the ring and here's the double-team. 948 00:49:08,545 --> 00:49:11,181 [Lawler] I'm not sure if Kurt Angle wants the match at Unforgiven 949 00:49:11,248 --> 00:49:13,350 nearly as bad as Triple H. 950 00:49:13,417 --> 00:49:17,087 [Cole] And Kurt Angle, he tags Triple H with authority, King. 951 00:49:17,154 --> 00:49:19,489 -[Lawler] What a tag. -[Cole] And The Game into the ring. 952 00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:22,993 And words being exchanged, but keep in mind, 953 00:49:23,060 --> 00:49:27,331 they cannot have physical contact with one another during this matchup. 954 00:49:27,397 --> 00:49:29,032 And Test delivers the right hand. 955 00:49:29,099 --> 00:49:31,068 King, talk about the emotions at Unforgiven. 956 00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:33,370 I mean, Tripe H and Kurt Angle can't stand each other. 957 00:49:33,437 --> 00:49:36,973 All over Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. What a knee by Triple H. 958 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:38,809 You got Kane, and Chris Benoit, 959 00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:42,846 and The Rock, and The Undertaker all want the WWE Championship. 960 00:49:42,913 --> 00:49:45,282 And you got "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 961 00:49:45,349 --> 00:49:49,319 who is now just ten days away from Unforgiven. 962 00:49:49,386 --> 00:49:51,822 -His attacker has just ten days… -[Lawler] Oh, hey, wait. 963 00:49:51,888 --> 00:49:53,023 [Cole] …to reveal himself. 964 00:49:53,090 --> 00:49:55,759 -[Lawler] Was that a hit or a tag? -[Cole] It was a tag. 965 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,861 -[Lawler] That was a chop tag. -[Cole] A hard tag. 966 00:49:57,928 --> 00:49:58,929 [Lawler] Oh man. 967 00:49:59,563 --> 00:50:01,765 -[Cole] Test with a right hand. -Just because these matches 968 00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:03,567 are called zero tolerance, 969 00:50:03,633 --> 00:50:06,069 that doesn't mean they can't go awry at any minute. 970 00:50:06,136 --> 00:50:08,472 -You know, old Bobby Knight… -[Cole] Oh, look out. 971 00:50:08,538 --> 00:50:12,209 [Lawler] He had a zero tolerance and he snapped, and he lost the job. 972 00:50:12,275 --> 00:50:14,378 [Cole] But if they do go awry, then Triple H and Kurt Angle 973 00:50:14,444 --> 00:50:17,547 will not have a chance to go at one another at Unforgiven. 974 00:50:17,614 --> 00:50:21,551 And look at the aggressive nature Kurt Angle is going after Test. 975 00:50:21,618 --> 00:50:23,620 [Lawler] What would Mick Foley do? 976 00:50:23,687 --> 00:50:25,522 These guys go at each other here tonight, 977 00:50:25,589 --> 00:50:28,759 they'll screw up Unforgiven, Mick Foley will really… he'll panic. 978 00:50:28,825 --> 00:50:31,228 [Cole] Well, Kurt Angle is going for the knee of… Ooh! 979 00:50:31,294 --> 00:50:34,564 And look at that, Test reversed Kurt Angle right into the foot of Triple H. 980 00:50:34,631 --> 00:50:37,234 [Lawler] Now, wait a minute, did Triple H… H is laughing, here we go. 981 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:39,870 -[Cole] Kurt Angle with a… -Hey, Foley, are you watching this? 982 00:50:39,936 --> 00:50:43,006 [Cole] Well, that was a double-handed tag. Triple H can't hit him. 983 00:50:43,073 --> 00:50:44,441 -He can't hit him. -[Lawler] Oh. 984 00:50:44,508 --> 00:50:45,675 [Cole] And Test takes advantage. 985 00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:47,744 Oh boy. 986 00:50:47,811 --> 00:50:50,680 Emotions running high in this matchup. You can feel it, King. 987 00:50:50,747 --> 00:50:55,285 You can feel Triple H and Kurt Angle just wanting to tear each other apart. 988 00:50:55,352 --> 00:50:59,056 [Lawler] Yeah, mostly Triple H wanting to tear Kurt Angle apart, 989 00:50:59,122 --> 00:51:00,757 but if he touches him here tonight… 990 00:51:00,824 --> 00:51:02,125 [Cole] And Triple H into the corner, 991 00:51:02,192 --> 00:51:04,795 he's got Kurt Angle just begging Triple H to hit him. 992 00:51:04,861 --> 00:51:08,365 Kurt Angle was begging Triple H to haul off and belt it. 993 00:51:08,432 --> 00:51:11,234 [Lawler] Well, that means there's no match at Unforgiven between the two. 994 00:51:11,301 --> 00:51:13,103 [Cole] The Game with a right hand to Albert. 995 00:51:15,105 --> 00:51:17,641 Oh, look out, Triple H off the ropes. 996 00:51:17,707 --> 00:51:19,276 And look at the facebuster. 997 00:51:19,342 --> 00:51:21,278 What it means, King, let's be honest about it. 998 00:51:21,344 --> 00:51:24,381 Kurt Angle does not wanna face Triple H at Unforgiven. 999 00:51:24,448 --> 00:51:26,883 As Trish grabs the leg of Triple H. 1000 00:51:26,950 --> 00:51:28,485 [Lawler] What are you doing, Trish? 1001 00:51:29,052 --> 00:51:30,353 [Lawler] What's he doing? 1002 00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:32,322 [Cole] A big boot to Triple H. 1003 00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:37,928 Trish grabbing the leg of Triple H allowed Albert to deliver the boot and… 1004 00:51:37,994 --> 00:51:40,464 -[Lawler] Look at this. What? -[Cole] Wait a minute. 1005 00:51:40,530 --> 00:51:44,868 Stephanie, Triple H's wife, on her way to the ring and she can't be right, 1006 00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:47,604 she can't be a hundred percent after Raw Monday night. 1007 00:51:47,671 --> 00:51:52,142 [Lawler] Oh, that poor little princess is badly hurt, what-- why is Kurt smiling? 1008 00:51:52,209 --> 00:51:54,277 [Cole] Well, he's smiling about something. 1009 00:51:54,344 --> 00:51:56,613 Well, they're friends, King. Triple H and-- 1010 00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,049 I mean, it seems like Kurt Angle and Stephanie are friends. 1011 00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:01,618 [Lawler] Stephanie's hurt. She certainly shouldn't be out here. 1012 00:52:01,685 --> 00:52:02,619 [Cole] Of course not. 1013 00:52:02,686 --> 00:52:04,788 Test, look out, Triple H is in trouble. 1014 00:52:04,855 --> 00:52:06,756 -Oh, what a slam by Test. -[Lawler] Oh, wait. 1015 00:52:06,823 --> 00:52:09,092 [Cole] Here's the cover, hook to the leg, there's two, 1016 00:52:09,159 --> 00:52:11,194 Triple H kicks out before the count of three. 1017 00:52:13,563 --> 00:52:15,765 -[Lawler] Oh boy. -Stephanie looking on with concern 1018 00:52:15,832 --> 00:52:19,369 as Test hammers away on her husband Triple H. 1019 00:52:19,436 --> 00:52:22,372 [Lawler] And if T & A were to win here, this should be the upset of a lifetime. 1020 00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:28,512 [Cole] You heard what Trish said, King, a little bit ago, 1021 00:52:28,578 --> 00:52:30,347 Stephanie better stay out of her way. 1022 00:52:30,413 --> 00:52:32,782 [Lawler] I guess Stephanie was probably watching back there. 1023 00:52:32,849 --> 00:52:36,219 When she saw Trish interfere, that brought Stephanie out here, 1024 00:52:36,286 --> 00:52:37,888 but I don't know if that's a wise decision. 1025 00:52:38,889 --> 00:52:42,025 [Cole] Triple H with a right hand to Test, and then to Albert as well. 1026 00:52:42,092 --> 00:52:45,395 And Triple H in control of T & A. 1027 00:52:45,962 --> 00:52:47,998 -Albert into the ring from behind. -[Lawler] Look. 1028 00:52:48,064 --> 00:52:49,933 Can you see Stephanie? She's got bruises. 1029 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,335 She got little bruises all over her body, bless her heart. 1030 00:52:52,402 --> 00:52:55,172 Sidewalk slam by Test to "The Game" Triple H. 1031 00:52:55,238 --> 00:52:58,875 Albert takes advantage. T & A with a double-team and Kurt Angle, 1032 00:52:58,942 --> 00:53:03,213 not lifted a hand, can help out at all, King. 1033 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,750 [Lawler] Well, he don't really have to, but he just can't let the-- 1034 00:53:06,816 --> 00:53:09,519 [Cole] Look at Stephanie. Test just got caught. 1035 00:53:09,586 --> 00:53:11,054 And Trish from behind! 1036 00:53:11,121 --> 00:53:14,391 Trish just tossed Stephanie down from behind. 1037 00:53:14,457 --> 00:53:17,961 And Kurt Angle chasing Trish away and, oh, 1038 00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:19,596 delivers the clothesline to Test. 1039 00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:22,566 [Lawler] Trish said she'd take Stephanie down herself 1040 00:53:22,632 --> 00:53:24,267 if Stephanie came out here. 1041 00:53:24,334 --> 00:53:26,736 [Cole] The right hand to Albert, knocked him out of the ring. 1042 00:53:26,803 --> 00:53:27,871 And look at Kurt Angle. 1043 00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:29,239 -Kurt Angle consoling… -Hey, wait. 1044 00:53:29,306 --> 00:53:31,474 -…Stephanie and Triple H… -[Lawler] He can't do this! 1045 00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:33,443 [Cole] Triple H has had enough. 1046 00:53:33,510 --> 00:53:34,644 He can't hit him. 1047 00:53:34,711 --> 00:53:36,046 Triple H can't hit Kurt Angle. 1048 00:53:36,112 --> 00:53:38,048 Kurt Angle begging Triple H to hit him. 1049 00:53:38,114 --> 00:53:39,683 [Lawler] When is Triple H gonna blast him? 1050 00:53:39,749 --> 00:53:42,953 [Cole] Kurt Angle wants no part of Triple H at Unforgiven. 1051 00:53:43,587 --> 00:53:46,356 [Lawler] If you do it… if you do it, Triple H, if you do it… 1052 00:53:46,423 --> 00:53:48,458 [Cole] Triple H wants him bad, and Test from behind. 1053 00:53:48,525 --> 00:53:49,726 Ooh! 1054 00:53:49,793 --> 00:53:52,729 -And here's the cover by Test… -[bell ringing] 1055 00:53:52,796 --> 00:53:56,032 T & A defeat Triple H and Kurt Angle. 1056 00:53:56,099 --> 00:53:59,636 -[announcer] Here are your winners, T & A. -[Cole] What an upset! 1057 00:53:59,703 --> 00:54:02,539 [Lawler] This is gonna be the biggest victory in the lives of T & A. 1058 00:54:02,606 --> 00:54:06,710 [Cole] But ironically, Test may have saved Triple H's match at Unforgiven. 1059 00:54:06,776 --> 00:54:09,479 It looked like Triple H was gonna haul off and nail Kurt Angle 1060 00:54:09,546 --> 00:54:11,414 before Test grabbed him from behind. 1061 00:54:11,481 --> 00:54:13,250 How ironic is that? 1062 00:54:13,316 --> 00:54:16,419 [Lawler] Oh my God, Stephanie, see what's happened? 1063 00:54:16,486 --> 00:54:18,321 You should have stayed in the back. 1064 00:54:18,388 --> 00:54:21,157 [Cole] I mean, Stephanie shouldn't even be here, King, quite frankly. 1065 00:54:21,224 --> 00:54:24,728 As she attends to her husband Triple H in the ring. 1066 00:54:26,229 --> 00:54:27,664 [Lawler] Oh no, look at this. 1067 00:54:28,465 --> 00:54:29,833 What's this idiot doing still here? 1068 00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:32,569 Tazz, how are you? Has the mood changed yet? 1069 00:54:32,636 --> 00:54:34,237 No, the mood hasn't changed. 1070 00:54:34,304 --> 00:54:37,240 Listen. I want out. I'm done with it. 1071 00:54:37,307 --> 00:54:39,442 I want my contract done. 1072 00:54:39,509 --> 00:54:41,278 I want my unconditional release. 1073 00:54:41,344 --> 00:54:44,281 -I want out of this place. -We'll get to that later. 1074 00:54:44,347 --> 00:54:46,416 But first off, I wanna ask you what you think about this. 1075 00:54:46,483 --> 00:54:47,617 This is my children's book. 1076 00:54:47,684 --> 00:54:50,186 You see, Kane, the elf's looking at him, and he's so scared, 1077 00:54:50,253 --> 00:54:52,489 he's actually making a little bit of pee-pees right there. 1078 00:54:52,555 --> 00:54:54,824 -[Lawler] Look at that. -This is exactly what I'm talking about. 1079 00:54:54,891 --> 00:54:57,060 This is exactly what I mean. I'm sick of this. 1080 00:54:57,127 --> 00:54:59,963 I'm sick of you not doing your job when it comes to me, 1081 00:55:00,030 --> 00:55:03,667 your stupid books, your stupid office, your stupid hats. 1082 00:55:03,733 --> 00:55:05,835 I'm sick of this. I'm gonna spell it out for you. 1083 00:55:05,902 --> 00:55:09,339 I quit. Q-U-I-T. 1084 00:55:09,406 --> 00:55:10,240 [Lawler] Hear that? 1085 00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:13,009 Tazz, I don't think my book is stupid. 1086 00:55:13,076 --> 00:55:15,145 And second off, I kid around with you because I like you. 1087 00:55:15,211 --> 00:55:18,381 I may be the only one, but I like you, and I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 1088 00:55:18,448 --> 00:55:22,952 I'm gonna book a match with you and the King, one-on-one at Unforgiven. 1089 00:55:23,019 --> 00:55:24,054 How does that hit you? 1090 00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:26,556 It don't hit me because the same thing is gonna happen again. 1091 00:55:26,623 --> 00:55:29,025 Someone is gonna interfere. I'm gonna get screwed. 1092 00:55:29,092 --> 00:55:31,328 -I'm sick of it. I want out. I quit. -Wait, wait, wait. 1093 00:55:31,394 --> 00:55:33,263 No. No. I'm gonna do you one better. 1094 00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:36,366 I'm gonna guarantee, you and Lawler at Unforgiven, 1095 00:55:36,433 --> 00:55:38,768 that you can't touch the King until the match 1096 00:55:38,835 --> 00:55:40,337 and the King can't touch you. 1097 00:55:40,403 --> 00:55:42,205 In other words, no one's gonna screw with you. 1098 00:55:42,272 --> 00:55:43,673 Does that sound good? 1099 00:55:44,641 --> 00:55:46,810 -It sounds all right. -One more thing… 1100 00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:50,413 [as Darth Vader] Tazz, I am your father. 1101 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,415 [laughs] 1102 00:55:52,482 --> 00:55:53,750 That's great. I like that. 1103 00:55:53,817 --> 00:55:55,785 -No touching, right? -No touching. 1104 00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:56,686 Deal. 1105 00:55:57,854 --> 00:56:01,124 King, you and Tazz at Unforgiven. But you can't touch him beforehand. 1106 00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:03,760 I thought that idiot had quit the company. 1107 00:56:03,827 --> 00:56:07,130 Well, he wants me at Unforgiven, that's fine with me. 1108 00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:08,398 I love it. 1109 00:56:09,799 --> 00:56:11,267 [Cole] Back on SmackDown. Moments ago, 1110 00:56:11,334 --> 00:56:14,104 Triple H and Kurt Angle forced to team together against T & A. 1111 00:56:14,170 --> 00:56:17,374 Stephanie battered and bruised, courageously came to ringside. 1112 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:21,678 And then, Trish Stratus, I mean, she threw Stephanie right down on her back, 1113 00:56:21,745 --> 00:56:25,548 and then Kurt Angle was just-- I mean, Triple H went crazy, 1114 00:56:25,615 --> 00:56:28,952 but Kurt was begging him, begging Triple H to blast him right in the face 1115 00:56:29,018 --> 00:56:31,388 and that cost Triple H the match. Look at this. 1116 00:56:31,454 --> 00:56:35,625 [Cole] And plain and simple, Kurt Angle cost his team the matchup and he liked it. 1117 00:56:35,692 --> 00:56:39,429 Because Triple H lost the match, Kurt Angle was happy about it. 1118 00:56:39,496 --> 00:56:41,531 -He was smiling about it, King. -[Lawler] Right. 1119 00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:47,871 -["You Think You Know Me" playing] -[crowd cheering] 1120 00:56:47,937 --> 00:56:51,007 [Cole] But here come the Tag Team Champions, Edge and Christian, 1121 00:56:51,074 --> 00:56:53,042 who a week from Sunday at Unforgiven, 1122 00:56:53,109 --> 00:56:57,447 meet The Hardy Boyz with the Tag Team Titles on the line. 1123 00:56:58,348 --> 00:57:00,417 And we just learned, King, that also at Unforgiven, 1124 00:57:00,483 --> 00:57:03,686 it's gonna be you and Tazz, one-on-one. 1125 00:57:03,753 --> 00:57:05,488 [Lawler] I can't wait. I was hoping, 1126 00:57:05,555 --> 00:57:08,958 I was praying that that thug would just quit the WWE, 1127 00:57:09,025 --> 00:57:11,561 go back to that Extremely Crappy Wrestling 1128 00:57:11,628 --> 00:57:13,730 that he came from and forget about me. 1129 00:57:13,797 --> 00:57:17,167 [Cole] Well, what about the stipulation? You can't lay your hands on Tazz, 1130 00:57:17,233 --> 00:57:20,570 he can't lay his hands on you until Unforgiven in ten days. 1131 00:57:20,637 --> 00:57:23,306 [Lawler] I don't-- I don't care if I ever lay my hands on him, 1132 00:57:23,373 --> 00:57:25,442 but I will at Unforgiven. 1133 00:57:27,811 --> 00:57:29,846 [crowd chatter] 1134 00:57:29,913 --> 00:57:32,515 Oh, these guys reek of coolocity. 1135 00:57:32,582 --> 00:57:35,318 Greetings to all of our fans in Phoenix. 1136 00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:39,923 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Look at those sunglasses. 1137 00:57:40,490 --> 00:57:43,059 -[Cole] They're disingenuous, King. -Now, we realized, 1138 00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:46,129 having endured the likes of the Suns, 1139 00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:48,464 the Cardinals, and the Diamondbacks… 1140 00:57:50,366 --> 00:57:51,568 [Lawler] Phoenix sports teams. 1141 00:57:51,634 --> 00:57:56,105 …it must be nice to actually have some winners within your state boundaries. 1142 00:57:56,172 --> 00:57:57,340 [crowd booing] 1143 00:57:57,407 --> 00:57:58,608 [Edge] That was funny. 1144 00:58:00,343 --> 00:58:03,546 But on a serious note, we just wanted to come out here 1145 00:58:03,613 --> 00:58:09,118 and say that we totally had nothing to do with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin… 1146 00:58:09,185 --> 00:58:11,955 [crowd cheering] 1147 00:58:12,021 --> 00:58:14,824 …being hit by a car last November. 1148 00:58:16,459 --> 00:58:18,461 [Lawler] You believe him? I do. 1149 00:58:18,528 --> 00:58:21,664 That was heinosity to the max. 1150 00:58:22,665 --> 00:58:25,034 -[Lawler] Heinosity? -And if we had a time machine, 1151 00:58:25,101 --> 00:58:28,071 we would go back and stop it from taking place 1152 00:58:28,137 --> 00:58:31,341 because that's the kind of guys that we are. 1153 00:58:31,407 --> 00:58:33,142 -[Cole] I doubt that. -Edge… 1154 00:58:33,209 --> 00:58:36,479 I'm sorry to interrupt you, but, uh, don't you remember? 1155 00:58:37,881 --> 00:58:39,482 We do have a time machine. 1156 00:58:40,149 --> 00:58:42,886 -[Lawler] What? -Dude, I completely forgot. 1157 00:58:42,952 --> 00:58:45,488 Yeah. And seeing how at Unforgiven, 1158 00:58:45,555 --> 00:58:48,758 after we beat The Hardy Boyz, yet again… 1159 00:58:48,825 --> 00:58:50,026 [Lawler] Yeah, dude. 1160 00:58:50,093 --> 00:58:52,529 …and retain our Tag Team Titles, 1161 00:58:52,595 --> 00:58:55,598 I figure we might as well put that time machine to use 1162 00:58:55,665 --> 00:59:00,236 and bring back The Hardy Boyz of the future. 1163 00:59:01,037 --> 00:59:02,238 -[Lawler] What? -Why? 1164 00:59:02,305 --> 00:59:05,909 So we can see if they've learned anything from a lifetime of embarrassment 1165 00:59:05,975 --> 00:59:07,143 and beatings by us? 1166 00:59:08,311 --> 00:59:10,713 No. To see if they finally learned how to talk. 1167 00:59:10,780 --> 00:59:13,416 -[Lawler laughs] -[Cole] What are they talking about? 1168 00:59:13,483 --> 00:59:15,318 So, without further ado, 1169 00:59:17,186 --> 00:59:19,923 straight from the year 2050, 1170 00:59:20,757 --> 00:59:24,360 I give to you The Hardy Boyz. 1171 00:59:24,427 --> 00:59:26,229 [Cole] 2050? 1172 00:59:26,296 --> 00:59:27,730 What are they up to now? 1173 00:59:27,797 --> 00:59:31,200 [Lawler] Yeah, 50 years from now. It's their time machine, dude. 1174 00:59:31,267 --> 00:59:33,903 Don't you get-- Hey, wait a minute. 1175 00:59:33,970 --> 00:59:35,438 ["Loaded" playing] 1176 00:59:35,505 --> 00:59:37,106 [Cole] Oh no. 1177 00:59:37,173 --> 00:59:40,109 [Lawler] It's the-- it's the Hardys from the future! 1178 00:59:41,544 --> 00:59:44,614 -[Cole] Give me a break. -[Lawler] Hair's… 1179 00:59:44,681 --> 00:59:47,116 Jeff has still colored his hair weird. 1180 00:59:47,951 --> 00:59:50,620 Oh, look. Matt is taken to wearing glasses. 1181 00:59:50,687 --> 00:59:53,690 [Cole] This is embarrassing for the Hardys. It's humiliating, King. 1182 00:59:53,756 --> 00:59:56,459 Not only has-- Not only has Edge and Christian kicked their butts, 1183 00:59:56,526 --> 00:59:58,895 so has Father Time. [laughs] 1184 00:59:58,962 --> 01:00:00,897 -[Cole] Do you think this is funny? -Well, come on. 1185 01:00:00,964 --> 01:00:02,298 Lighten up, I said. 1186 01:00:03,199 --> 01:00:05,535 [Edge] Holy future shock, Christian! 1187 01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:08,738 Hardys of the future. 1188 01:00:08,805 --> 01:00:11,074 It's a… it's a pleasure to see you. 1189 01:00:11,140 --> 01:00:12,408 How are you feeling? 1190 01:00:12,475 --> 01:00:15,645 How do I feel? Too extreme. [coughs] 1191 01:00:16,412 --> 01:00:17,780 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -Oh boy. 1192 01:00:17,847 --> 01:00:18,915 [Lawler] He's got asthma. 1193 01:00:18,982 --> 01:00:23,319 It's nice to see things having changed, but Hardy Boyz, I have a question for you. 1194 01:00:23,386 --> 01:00:27,023 Are they still spelling things with Z's instead of S's in the future? 1195 01:00:27,090 --> 01:00:29,258 I'm kinda cold and hungry. 1196 01:00:31,127 --> 01:00:32,061 [Lawler] What? 1197 01:00:32,128 --> 01:00:35,031 I bet. Hungry for action, that is. 1198 01:00:35,098 --> 01:00:38,201 What do you say we practice the spear for old time's sake? 1199 01:00:38,267 --> 01:00:40,837 [Lawler] Oh, wait a minute. You'll break-- you'll break their hip. 1200 01:00:41,971 --> 01:00:43,339 -Hey. -[crowd cheering] 1201 01:00:43,406 --> 01:00:45,908 -[Lawler] Oh, wait a minute. -[Cole] It's Lita, King. 1202 01:00:45,975 --> 01:00:49,245 [Lawler] Uh-oh. I guess, she doesn't like the-- Enough of this-- Hang on. 1203 01:00:49,312 --> 01:00:50,880 -[Cole] Oh. -[Lawler squeals] 1204 01:00:50,947 --> 01:00:53,716 Oh, hey, it's Lita from the future! 1205 01:00:53,783 --> 01:00:55,918 [Cole] Oh, stop the pain! 1206 01:00:55,985 --> 01:00:57,887 [Lawler] Oh, look at those flabby arms. 1207 01:00:57,954 --> 01:01:00,156 Oh, wave 'em, baby. They're flapping in the wind. 1208 01:01:00,223 --> 01:01:02,458 [Cole] Is she wearing a T-back? 1209 01:01:02,525 --> 01:01:05,194 -She's not wearing a T-back, is she? -[Lawler] Lita is still wearing-- 1210 01:01:05,261 --> 01:01:08,464 But now it's a T-back Depends! [laughs] 1211 01:01:08,531 --> 01:01:09,932 A T-back Depends! 1212 01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:12,769 [Cole] This is just… this is embarrassing. 1213 01:01:12,835 --> 01:01:15,204 [Lawler] Oh, I wanna see her do a moonsault. 1214 01:01:15,271 --> 01:01:17,073 [Cole] Look at the tattoo on her arm. 1215 01:01:17,140 --> 01:01:18,775 [Lawler] Yeah, it's even aged. 1216 01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,046 That's Lita, all right. 1217 01:01:23,112 --> 01:01:25,982 [upbeat music playing] 1218 01:01:26,049 --> 01:01:29,552 [Lawler] I'm afraid that Lita's body has been introduced to gravity. 1219 01:01:31,821 --> 01:01:32,889 Oh man. 1220 01:01:35,925 --> 01:01:37,760 Oh, that's Lita, all right. 1221 01:01:37,827 --> 01:01:40,897 -I'd recognize that smile anywhere. -Lita of the future. 1222 01:01:40,963 --> 01:01:43,299 Time sure beat you down and dragged you through the mud. 1223 01:01:43,366 --> 01:01:44,667 I didn't realize you were here. 1224 01:01:44,734 --> 01:01:47,637 I love prunes! 1225 01:01:47,703 --> 01:01:49,705 [Lawler] Prunes? [laughs] 1226 01:01:49,772 --> 01:01:52,942 Oh, well, Christian, you know what they say. 1227 01:01:53,009 --> 01:01:53,943 [Lawler] Prunes? 1228 01:01:54,010 --> 01:01:56,712 Lita will do a Hardy for anything. 1229 01:01:57,413 --> 01:02:00,116 -[Lawler] Whoa, man. -I mean… 1230 01:02:00,183 --> 01:02:03,286 Lita will do anything for a Hardy. My bad. 1231 01:02:03,352 --> 01:02:04,887 [Lawler] There you go. 1232 01:02:05,455 --> 01:02:09,759 -Now she'll doing anything for prunes. -Dude, dude, time travel rules. 1233 01:02:09,826 --> 01:02:11,494 Yeah. What do you say? 1234 01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:13,596 -Let's spear them for real. -Yeah. 1235 01:02:13,663 --> 01:02:16,032 -[Lawler] Yeah, dude. -[Cole] Oh, come on, now. Stop this. 1236 01:02:16,099 --> 01:02:18,367 -This is gonna be funny. -Uh-oh. 1237 01:02:18,434 --> 01:02:20,603 Oh, well, finally, some sanity. 1238 01:02:21,270 --> 01:02:22,805 Commissioner Mick Foley. 1239 01:02:22,872 --> 01:02:24,540 ["Wreck" playing] 1240 01:02:24,607 --> 01:02:27,143 [Lawler] How can you say sanity and Foley in the same sentence? 1241 01:02:27,210 --> 01:02:30,446 I was hoping we'd see the Foley from the future. 1242 01:02:31,414 --> 01:02:34,417 Or maybe in the future, there is no Foley. That would be nice. 1243 01:02:34,484 --> 01:02:38,754 Edge or Christian, that was definitely awesome. 1244 01:02:38,821 --> 01:02:40,490 But I happen to know for a fact 1245 01:02:40,556 --> 01:02:44,193 that those are not the real Hardys of the future. 1246 01:02:45,128 --> 01:02:46,562 [Christian] And how do you know that? 1247 01:02:46,629 --> 01:02:50,466 Because if they were, they would have been able to tell you 1248 01:02:50,533 --> 01:02:54,270 that not only did they take you on at Unforgiven, 1249 01:02:55,104 --> 01:03:01,711 but that they did so within the confines of the unforgiving, bone-breaking, 1250 01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:04,714 15-foot-high steel cage. 1251 01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:06,482 -[Cole] What? -[Lawler] Wait a minute now. 1252 01:03:06,549 --> 01:03:08,351 [crowd cheering] 1253 01:03:08,417 --> 01:03:11,320 -You're making that a steel cage match? -[Cole] Edge and Christian are livid. 1254 01:03:11,387 --> 01:03:13,589 Let's just say-- Let's just assume for a second 1255 01:03:13,656 --> 01:03:16,025 that those were the real Hardys of the future, 1256 01:03:16,592 --> 01:03:21,130 and even though I know this may be a major break in the space-time continuum, 1257 01:03:21,197 --> 01:03:26,169 what I'd like to do right now is introduce you to the Hardys 1258 01:03:26,235 --> 01:03:28,237 and Lita of the present. 1259 01:03:28,304 --> 01:03:29,972 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -[Cole] Oh boy. 1260 01:03:30,039 --> 01:03:32,241 -["Loaded" playing] -I hope they have a sense of humor. 1261 01:03:32,308 --> 01:03:34,677 [Cole] I don't think The Hardy Boyz have a sense of humor, 1262 01:03:34,744 --> 01:03:38,147 because here come Matt and Jeff, beeline to the ring. 1263 01:03:38,214 --> 01:03:39,749 -[Lawler] Get ready. -[Cole] Lita behind. 1264 01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:40,716 [crowd cheering] 1265 01:03:40,783 --> 01:03:42,752 [Lawler] Yeah, but look at Edge and Christian. 1266 01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:44,587 [Cole] The Hardy Boyz and Edge and Christian 1267 01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:48,424 will meet in ten days inside a steel cage at Unforgiven. 1268 01:03:48,491 --> 01:03:51,394 And Jeff and Matt Hardy hammering away at Christian. 1269 01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:53,529 [Lawler] They're meeting right now. This is not fair. 1270 01:03:53,596 --> 01:03:55,431 [Cole] And Edge off the turnbuckle. 1271 01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:58,034 [Lawler] Come on, Edge and Christian just out here having little fun. 1272 01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:00,336 You got to admit that… 1273 01:04:00,403 --> 01:04:02,371 [Cole] Well, The Hardy Boyz are having fun here too. 1274 01:04:02,438 --> 01:04:04,273 -Oh no. There's Lita. -[Lawler] Look at Lita. 1275 01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:05,441 [Cole] Oh man. 1276 01:04:05,508 --> 01:04:09,879 A triple suplex to Edge and Christian by The Hardy Boyz and Lita. 1277 01:04:09,946 --> 01:04:10,880 ["Loaded" playing] 1278 01:04:10,947 --> 01:04:13,816 You got to admit that Jeff's from the future hair looks 1279 01:04:13,883 --> 01:04:15,251 better than the present Jeff. 1280 01:04:15,318 --> 01:04:17,220 [Cole] Edge and Christian hightailing it, 1281 01:04:18,087 --> 01:04:21,457 but there will be nowhere to run for Edge and Christian at Unforgiven. 1282 01:04:21,524 --> 01:04:25,161 They'll be locked inside the steel cage in ten days. 1283 01:04:25,228 --> 01:04:27,163 The Tag Titles on the line. 1284 01:04:27,230 --> 01:04:30,933 -[Lawler] Can't you Hardys take a joke? -[Cole] Against The Hardy Boyz. 1285 01:04:34,070 --> 01:04:36,639 Back on SmackDown. And Perry Saturn set for action. 1286 01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:40,109 And, King, we understand that Terri and Perry were at WWE New York 1287 01:04:40,176 --> 01:04:43,446 this past Monday night watching Raw and they were a bit cozy. 1288 01:04:43,512 --> 01:04:46,249 So much for a strictly business relationship. 1289 01:04:47,116 --> 01:04:51,254 But Perry Saturn lost his European Title a few weeks ago. 1290 01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:54,090 Well, tonight he has the chance to win gold again. 1291 01:04:54,156 --> 01:04:56,726 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall 1292 01:04:56,792 --> 01:05:01,697 and it is for the World Wrestling Entertainment Hardcore Championship. 1293 01:05:01,764 --> 01:05:05,301 Introducing our challenger being accompanied to the ring by Terri, 1294 01:05:05,368 --> 01:05:11,607 from Boston, Mass., weighing in at 241 pounds, Perry Saturn. 1295 01:05:11,674 --> 01:05:13,876 [Cole] King, what do you make of this relationship 1296 01:05:13,943 --> 01:05:16,512 between Perry Saturn and, of course, Terri? 1297 01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:19,315 Well, I got to be honest with you. I feel a little bit jealous. 1298 01:05:19,382 --> 01:05:22,919 I mean, just look at Terri. That horny little she-devil. 1299 01:05:22,985 --> 01:05:24,487 I mean, how great does she look, huh? 1300 01:05:24,553 --> 01:05:27,757 [Cole] Well, Perry getting set to take on Steve Blackman. 1301 01:05:27,823 --> 01:05:31,727 Hardcore Title is on the line here tonight on SmackDown. 1302 01:05:31,794 --> 01:05:33,429 [Tazz] You're in my seat, buddy. 1303 01:05:33,496 --> 01:05:34,931 -Get up. -King. 1304 01:05:34,997 --> 01:05:36,599 -What? -You're in my seat, get up. 1305 01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:39,101 -[Cole] He look familiar? -All right. 1306 01:05:39,168 --> 01:05:40,636 Hey, what's up, King? 1307 01:05:40,703 --> 01:05:43,906 -Good old, MC. What's up, buddy? -What are you doing out here? 1308 01:05:44,974 --> 01:05:48,444 -Hey, Mom! I'm on SmackDown. -Oh, stop the pain. 1309 01:05:48,511 --> 01:05:51,580 I made it, Mom! I'm on SmackDown. 1310 01:05:51,647 --> 01:05:54,083 -Hey, what's up? -What is he doing out here? 1311 01:05:54,150 --> 01:05:55,384 ["Drums In the Night" playing] 1312 01:05:55,451 --> 01:05:57,753 Thug life dead! SmackDown! 1313 01:05:58,321 --> 01:05:59,689 [indistinct chatter] 1314 01:05:59,755 --> 01:06:04,794 [announcer] His opponent from Annville, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 246 pounds, 1315 01:06:04,860 --> 01:06:10,599 he is the Hardcore Champion, "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman. 1316 01:06:10,666 --> 01:06:11,867 [crowd cheering] 1317 01:06:11,934 --> 01:06:14,437 [Cole] Well, Tazz with the front row seat for SmackDown. 1318 01:06:14,503 --> 01:06:18,007 And, King, remember… King, remember, keep your-- 1319 01:06:18,074 --> 01:06:19,575 [Lawler] You wanna keep throwing that-- 1320 01:06:19,642 --> 01:06:21,510 Why don't you come over here and throw it, huh? 1321 01:06:21,577 --> 01:06:23,813 [Cole] King, sit down. No physical contact. 1322 01:06:23,879 --> 01:06:24,880 [bell ringing] 1323 01:06:24,947 --> 01:06:26,982 And Steve Blackman and Perry Saturn get underway 1324 01:06:27,049 --> 01:06:28,517 with the Hardcore Title on the line… 1325 01:06:28,584 --> 01:06:30,486 [Lawler] I can't sit here with this idiot behind me. 1326 01:06:30,553 --> 01:06:33,689 [Cole] No physical contact between you and Tazz before Unforgiven. 1327 01:06:33,756 --> 01:06:35,224 Keep that in mind. 1328 01:06:35,291 --> 01:06:36,659 [crowd cheering] 1329 01:06:36,726 --> 01:06:38,127 [Tazz] Oh, did you see that? 1330 01:06:38,194 --> 01:06:40,496 [Cole] Well, Steve Blackman just laid out Perry Saturn. 1331 01:06:40,563 --> 01:06:42,098 -[Cole] Keep in mind as… -It's party time! 1332 01:06:42,164 --> 01:06:44,867 -…we try to call a match here. -[crowd cheering] 1333 01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:48,104 [Lawler] I can't even watch the match with this moron over my shoulder. 1334 01:06:48,170 --> 01:06:50,439 -Why don't you shut up? -[Tazz] You shut up, King. 1335 01:06:50,506 --> 01:06:51,874 [Lawler] You shut up. 1336 01:06:51,941 --> 01:06:53,976 [Cole] What a shot by Blackman. 1337 01:06:54,043 --> 01:06:55,611 -[Tazz] Blackman is tough. -I'm not done yet. 1338 01:06:55,678 --> 01:06:57,580 [Tazz] I lost to Blackman. Yeah, he's big. 1339 01:06:57,646 --> 01:06:59,382 [Lawler] What is that? What is this? 1340 01:06:59,448 --> 01:07:01,050 [Cole] Oh, look at Terri. 1341 01:07:01,117 --> 01:07:03,953 Terri on the back of "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman and… 1342 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:06,322 [Lawler] Oh boy. Look at this! 1343 01:07:06,389 --> 01:07:07,690 [Tazz] This is gonna be a slaughter! 1344 01:07:07,757 --> 01:07:11,360 [Cole] Oh, and Perry Saturn to the back of Blackman's head. 1345 01:07:11,427 --> 01:07:13,496 -[Lawler] Will you shut up? -[Tazz cackling] 1346 01:07:14,463 --> 01:07:17,600 I'm sorry about that, buddy. Oh, I didn't mean that. 1347 01:07:17,666 --> 01:07:19,769 -[Cole] Now, Perry Saturn-- -[Tazz] What are you looking at? 1348 01:07:19,835 --> 01:07:20,936 [crowd cheering] 1349 01:07:21,003 --> 01:07:22,438 [Lawler] I'm gonna tell you something. 1350 01:07:22,505 --> 01:07:25,174 I don't care what Mick Foley says, if this idiot doesn't shut up, 1351 01:07:25,241 --> 01:07:27,076 I'm gonna stick my fist right down his throat. 1352 01:07:27,143 --> 01:07:28,277 [crowd chatter] 1353 01:07:28,344 --> 01:07:30,780 [Cole] And Perry Saturn with a shot to Steve Blackman. 1354 01:07:32,548 --> 01:07:34,116 Hey, Lawler! 1355 01:07:34,183 --> 01:07:36,652 -Well, I'm gonna have to punch him. -[Cole] You can't! 1356 01:07:36,719 --> 01:07:39,755 -No physical contact. -[Tazz cackling] 1357 01:07:39,822 --> 01:07:41,590 [Cole] Oh, look out, Steve Blackman, 1358 01:07:41,657 --> 01:07:44,527 the Hardcore Champion with a kick to Perry Saturn. 1359 01:07:44,593 --> 01:07:46,829 -[Tazz chattering] -[Cole] Blackman's hurt his leg. 1360 01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:48,864 -Blackman may have hurt his knee… -[Tazz] Mom, look! 1361 01:07:48,931 --> 01:07:51,267 -I got another record, Mom! -[Cole] …with that shot from Saturn. 1362 01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:52,435 [crowd cheering] 1363 01:07:52,501 --> 01:07:53,769 This is ridiculous. 1364 01:07:53,836 --> 01:07:55,438 Can somebody do something about this guy? 1365 01:07:55,504 --> 01:07:57,807 [Lawler] Yeah. Why don't you go visit your mommy, you idiot? 1366 01:07:57,873 --> 01:07:59,508 -Excuse me. -Back to Brooklyn. 1367 01:07:59,575 --> 01:08:01,243 [overlapping chatter] 1368 01:08:01,310 --> 01:08:02,211 Have some popcorn. 1369 01:08:02,278 --> 01:08:04,180 Your mom is probably on a street corner somewhere. 1370 01:08:04,246 --> 01:08:06,115 [Cole] King, worry about the match. 1371 01:08:06,182 --> 01:08:08,017 I can't with this idiot right behind me! 1372 01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:10,586 You're gonna get your shot at Tazz at Unforgiven. 1373 01:08:10,653 --> 01:08:14,757 As Blackman sets up that trash container, Perry Saturn's in trouble. 1374 01:08:14,824 --> 01:08:17,326 Remember, Hardcore Title's on the line. 1375 01:08:17,393 --> 01:08:19,562 -[Tazz] Uh-oh, whoa! -[Cole] Oh, look out. 1376 01:08:19,628 --> 01:08:20,596 [Lawler] Nobody there. 1377 01:08:20,663 --> 01:08:23,032 [Cole] And Saturn and Blackman bounces off the garbage can. 1378 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:25,434 Trying to call a match here. 1379 01:08:25,501 --> 01:08:27,870 Look out! Perry Saturn could win the Hardcore Title, 1380 01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:29,505 and a kickout by Blackman. 1381 01:08:29,572 --> 01:08:32,308 Northern Lights Suplex. How are you doing, buddy? 1382 01:08:32,374 --> 01:08:34,643 -What's your problem? -Come over here. 1383 01:08:34,710 --> 01:08:37,646 -[Cole] Get over here, King. -[Lawler] Watch it. 1384 01:08:37,713 --> 01:08:40,683 -[Cole] Blackman tossed out of the ring… -This is why I love SmackDown. 1385 01:08:40,749 --> 01:08:42,518 [Cole] And look at Terri! Oh, look out. 1386 01:08:42,585 --> 01:08:46,222 Terri just waistlocked Steve Blackman and Saturn, and Blackman down. 1387 01:08:46,288 --> 01:08:48,924 [Tazz] This is a dining club. This is a dining club. 1388 01:08:48,991 --> 01:08:51,927 It's a slobberknocker, Lawler. Slobberknocker! 1389 01:08:51,994 --> 01:08:53,629 [crowd chatter] 1390 01:08:53,696 --> 01:08:56,565 -[Cole] I wish somebody would hit him-- -[Lawler] I will, I will. 1391 01:08:56,632 --> 01:08:58,300 I'll do it right now. 1392 01:08:58,367 --> 01:09:00,302 [Cole] Well, take another look at this. Look at Terri. 1393 01:09:00,369 --> 01:09:04,240 Grabbing Steve Blackman and Terri sailing off the apron. 1394 01:09:04,306 --> 01:09:06,909 [Lawler] I'm sorry. How can you concentrate on this match? 1395 01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:08,544 -[Cole] I can't. -[Tazz] Come on, Perry. 1396 01:09:08,611 --> 01:09:11,547 [Cole] Oh. What a shot by Blackman to Perry Saturn. 1397 01:09:11,614 --> 01:09:13,182 -The Hardcore Champion… -[Tazz] He's down! 1398 01:09:13,249 --> 01:09:15,050 [Cole] Hooks the leg and it's over. 1399 01:09:15,117 --> 01:09:18,487 Steve Blackman retains the Hardcore Title. 1400 01:09:19,288 --> 01:09:20,656 [announcer] Here's your winner… 1401 01:09:20,723 --> 01:09:24,260 Tazz, why don't you and I get up there, huh? 1402 01:09:24,326 --> 01:09:28,264 [announcer] "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman. 1403 01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:32,434 [Cole] Well, Steve Blackman retains the Hardcore Title. 1404 01:09:33,102 --> 01:09:34,336 I'll tell you one thing-- 1405 01:09:34,403 --> 01:09:37,239 -Come on. Just come right over this side-- -I see you. That's right, King. 1406 01:09:37,306 --> 01:09:39,608 -Come on. Right now. -I'm just watching the matches. 1407 01:09:39,675 --> 01:09:41,544 I'm just watching the matches. 1408 01:09:41,610 --> 01:09:44,246 -We want Hardcore match. -Will you stop? 1409 01:09:44,313 --> 01:09:45,247 King, settle down. 1410 01:09:45,314 --> 01:09:48,150 Don't touch me. No touching. My sign. 1411 01:09:48,217 --> 01:09:49,818 Give me my sign before I choke your ass out. 1412 01:09:49,885 --> 01:09:51,153 You can't touch him. 1413 01:09:51,220 --> 01:09:53,489 Undertaker, after everything that's happened now, 1414 01:09:53,556 --> 01:09:56,792 clearly there's animosity between you and The Rock. 1415 01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:58,994 [crowd cheering] 1416 01:10:00,129 --> 01:10:01,263 It's no secret. 1417 01:10:02,164 --> 01:10:04,533 Rock and I, we're just not friends. 1418 01:10:05,434 --> 01:10:06,902 Hell, we don't even like each other. 1419 01:10:07,803 --> 01:10:10,606 That's not gonna stop me tonight from being a professional 1420 01:10:10,673 --> 01:10:13,209 and getting the job done with The Rock as my partner. 1421 01:10:14,109 --> 01:10:15,110 But you know what? 1422 01:10:15,744 --> 01:10:16,845 For The Rock's sake, 1423 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:20,849 he just better hope he doesn't [bleep] me off. 1424 01:10:25,354 --> 01:10:28,157 [announcer] And now, get ready for some maximum power 1425 01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:32,061 delivered by RC Edge Maximum Power Cola. 1426 01:10:32,127 --> 01:10:33,929 [Ross] And the pressure on Lita here. 1427 01:10:33,996 --> 01:10:35,864 -[Lawler] Oh. -[Ross] Enzuigiri by Lita. 1428 01:10:35,931 --> 01:10:36,765 Uh-oh, look out. 1429 01:10:36,832 --> 01:10:38,701 Oh, Lita with Twist of Fate on Ivory. 1430 01:10:38,767 --> 01:10:40,569 -Wait a minute here. -Looking to put Ivory away. 1431 01:10:40,636 --> 01:10:42,204 Can she hit this moonsault? 1432 01:10:42,271 --> 01:10:45,107 [Lawler] Oh, right across the chest. Lita does it again. 1433 01:10:45,174 --> 01:10:49,111 RC Edge. Not just cola, Power Cola. 1434 01:10:49,678 --> 01:10:51,080 ["You Think You Know Me" playing] 1435 01:10:51,146 --> 01:10:54,650 [Cole] And the Tag Team Champions Edge and Christian set for action. 1436 01:10:54,717 --> 01:10:56,919 [crowd cheering] 1437 01:10:56,986 --> 01:10:58,153 [Tazz] I love these guys. 1438 01:10:58,220 --> 01:11:02,424 [Cole] And we're still being joined behind us from the crowd by Tazz. 1439 01:11:02,491 --> 01:11:05,794 [indistinct chatter] 1440 01:11:06,662 --> 01:11:08,697 [Cole] Edge and Christian on their way to the ring 1441 01:11:08,764 --> 01:11:11,767 -set for six-man tag team action and… -[indistinct chatter] 1442 01:11:11,834 --> 01:11:15,471 [Lawler] You know what, why don't Mick Foley get out here and watch this? 1443 01:11:15,537 --> 01:11:17,873 -Yeah, I'd love him out here. -What's up? 1444 01:11:17,940 --> 01:11:19,575 -I got to go? -Go. 1445 01:11:19,642 --> 01:11:20,809 [crowd chatter] 1446 01:11:20,876 --> 01:11:23,779 [Cole] Well, security is throwing Tazz out of here. 1447 01:11:23,846 --> 01:11:24,980 [indistinct chatter] 1448 01:11:25,047 --> 01:11:27,016 Here's some popcorn for you guys. Do your job. 1449 01:11:27,082 --> 01:11:28,617 [crowd chatter] 1450 01:11:29,451 --> 01:11:30,686 [Cole] King, that's enough. 1451 01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:33,622 While King and Tazz argue, 1452 01:11:33,689 --> 01:11:35,658 we'll show you what happened earlier on tonight. 1453 01:11:35,724 --> 01:11:40,496 Edge and Christian pushing the envelope with their opponents at Unforgiven. 1454 01:11:40,562 --> 01:11:43,532 Edge and Christian poking fun at The Hardy Boyz and Lita 1455 01:11:43,599 --> 01:11:47,436 by putting them through their little time machine and taking us into the future 1456 01:11:47,503 --> 01:11:50,639 to show us the old Hardys and Lita. 1457 01:11:50,706 --> 01:11:54,209 Well, Commissioner Mick Foley spoiled Edge and Christian's fun announcing 1458 01:11:54,276 --> 01:11:57,379 that The Hardy Boyz will meet Edge and Christian at Unforgiven 1459 01:11:57,446 --> 01:12:01,617 inside a steel cage with the Tag Titles on the line. 1460 01:12:01,684 --> 01:12:03,986 But thank goodness that idiot's out of here. 1461 01:12:04,053 --> 01:12:07,723 -Man oh man. -["Make Some Noise" playing] 1462 01:12:09,291 --> 01:12:12,661 [Lawler] I'm telling you, this zero tolerance stuff is not a good idea. 1463 01:12:13,495 --> 01:12:15,364 [Cole] Well, I applaud you for your restraint. 1464 01:12:15,431 --> 01:12:17,533 You'll get Tazz in ten days at Unforgiven. 1465 01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:20,736 [Lawler] I'd love to punch his lights out right now, but if I did… 1466 01:12:20,803 --> 01:12:24,406 -You're right, I can get him in ten days. -The following is a six-man tag team match 1467 01:12:24,473 --> 01:12:26,075 scheduled for one fall. 1468 01:12:26,141 --> 01:12:29,078 Making his way to the ring from Minneapolis, Minnesota 1469 01:12:29,144 --> 01:12:33,816 weighing in at 222 pounds, X-Pac. 1470 01:12:33,882 --> 01:12:37,219 [Cole] Well, King, Y2J was a victim of a vicious attack by this man, 1471 01:12:37,286 --> 01:12:38,454 X-Pac on Raw. 1472 01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:41,423 Both men went back and forth interfering in each other's matches, 1473 01:12:41,490 --> 01:12:43,859 but X-Pac took it a bit too far. 1474 01:12:43,926 --> 01:12:48,430 Y2J had cost X-Pac the Hardcore Title and look at the attack, 1475 01:12:48,497 --> 01:12:51,200 look at that chop by X-Pac on Jericho. 1476 01:12:51,266 --> 01:12:53,702 [Lawler] I'm gonna tell you something. I saw Jericho later. 1477 01:12:53,769 --> 01:12:55,971 X busted Jericho's head wide open. 1478 01:12:56,038 --> 01:12:58,707 And this is some of the stuff we didn't see on Raw. 1479 01:12:58,774 --> 01:13:00,342 I mean, this fight went on and on, 1480 01:13:00,409 --> 01:13:02,845 they could not get these two guys separated. 1481 01:13:02,911 --> 01:13:07,216 [Cole] Chris Jericho suffered lacerations to his forehead and his face 1482 01:13:07,282 --> 01:13:09,318 after this vicious attack by X-Pac. 1483 01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:10,953 And my question to you is this, 1484 01:13:11,019 --> 01:13:13,989 what has gotten into X-Pac here in recent weeks? 1485 01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:16,625 A vicious assault on Chris Jericho. 1486 01:13:17,359 --> 01:13:19,328 -["Break the Walls Down" plays] -[Lawler] I don't know. 1487 01:13:19,394 --> 01:13:20,763 I can't explain it, Michael. 1488 01:13:20,829 --> 01:13:22,798 You're gonna have to go and ask X-Pac. 1489 01:13:22,865 --> 01:13:24,032 [crowd cheering] 1490 01:13:25,801 --> 01:13:26,702 Watch it here. 1491 01:13:28,737 --> 01:13:33,742 [Cole] Well, Chris Jericho is gonna get himself some of X-Pac here tonight 1492 01:13:33,809 --> 01:13:36,311 in this six-person tag team matchup. 1493 01:13:36,378 --> 01:13:40,382 It's Jericho and the Hardys to take on Edge and Christian-- 1494 01:13:40,449 --> 01:13:42,151 Wait, King! King, look at this! 1495 01:13:43,819 --> 01:13:45,053 Right out in front of us! 1496 01:13:45,988 --> 01:13:48,957 -It's The Hardy Boyz and Chris Jericho. -[bell ringing] 1497 01:13:49,024 --> 01:13:51,126 [Lawler] Everybody's coming out of the crowd tonight. 1498 01:13:51,193 --> 01:13:55,731 [Cole] Jericho wants X-Pac, The Hardy Boyz want Edge and Christian. 1499 01:13:55,798 --> 01:14:01,970 Y2J, the emotion running high after that severe attack on Jericho 1500 01:14:02,037 --> 01:14:03,572 by X-Pac on Raw. 1501 01:14:03,639 --> 01:14:05,274 [Lawler] What did these guys do, buy tickets? 1502 01:14:05,340 --> 01:14:06,875 I thought this thing was sold out. 1503 01:14:06,942 --> 01:14:10,579 [Cole] Y2J tasted his own blood Monday night at the hands of X-Pac. 1504 01:14:10,646 --> 01:14:14,349 -And Jericho wants revenge in a bad way. -[crowd cheering] 1505 01:14:14,416 --> 01:14:18,987 This is a six-man tag team matchup and Christian goes to work 1506 01:14:19,054 --> 01:14:20,589 on "Y2J" Chris Jericho. 1507 01:14:20,656 --> 01:14:23,091 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. That's just knocked the… -[Cole] Ooh. 1508 01:14:23,158 --> 01:14:24,493 X-Pac right off the edge of the ring. 1509 01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:27,496 Jericho with a flying forearm knocking Christian down. 1510 01:14:27,563 --> 01:14:29,498 What a wild night it's been already. 1511 01:14:29,565 --> 01:14:32,067 Chris Benoit left Kane high and dry. 1512 01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:35,704 Kurt Angle basically cost Triple H their tag team matchup. 1513 01:14:35,771 --> 01:14:37,973 -And still to come tonight, a table match. -[Lawler] Oh man. 1514 01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:39,808 -[Cole] The Rock and The Undertaker… -Look out. 1515 01:14:39,875 --> 01:14:42,644 Against the Dudleys, and what a bulldog by Jericho. 1516 01:14:42,711 --> 01:14:44,780 [Lawler] Boy, Jericho, look at him now. 1517 01:14:44,847 --> 01:14:46,615 He is… he is obsessed. 1518 01:14:48,150 --> 01:14:50,052 -[Cole] Can you blame him? -[Lawler] You know what? 1519 01:14:50,118 --> 01:14:52,321 There's no zero tolerance in this match. 1520 01:14:52,387 --> 01:14:53,522 [Cole] None at all. 1521 01:14:53,589 --> 01:14:57,993 And here's Matt Hardy, the big leg drop across the sternum of Christian. 1522 01:14:58,060 --> 01:15:00,062 And Matt Hardy didn't even go for the cover, 1523 01:15:00,128 --> 01:15:03,499 he wants to hammer away on Christian, and there's a shot to Edge. 1524 01:15:03,565 --> 01:15:05,267 [Lawler] No sense of humor. Edge and Christian, 1525 01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:07,236 these aren't the Hardys from the future. 1526 01:15:07,803 --> 01:15:11,640 [Cole] Edge and Christian meet the Hardys of the present in ten days at Unforgiven 1527 01:15:11,707 --> 01:15:14,376 inside a steel cage, and here comes X-Pac. 1528 01:15:14,443 --> 01:15:16,778 [Lawler] You know, I got to think that Mick Foley may have a… 1529 01:15:16,845 --> 01:15:19,882 he's a bit of a sadist for putting these four guys in a cage. 1530 01:15:19,948 --> 01:15:21,283 [Cole] Matt Hardy is in trouble. 1531 01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:24,219 X-Pac setting him up for the Bronco Buster perhaps. 1532 01:15:24,286 --> 01:15:25,988 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 1533 01:15:26,054 --> 01:15:28,357 [Cole] And here it comes, Bronco Buster to Matt Hardy. 1534 01:15:29,024 --> 01:15:30,659 What has gotten into X-Pac, King? 1535 01:15:30,726 --> 01:15:33,962 I mean, ever since his falling out with Road Dogg, he's been out of control. 1536 01:15:34,029 --> 01:15:34,863 [crowd cheering] 1537 01:15:34,930 --> 01:15:37,599 He's been targeting Chris Jericho, you saw on Raw Monday night. 1538 01:15:37,666 --> 01:15:41,770 X-Pac even got into a shoving match with one of his best friends, Triple H. 1539 01:15:41,837 --> 01:15:44,039 [Lawler] Well, it all started with that friendly rivalry. 1540 01:15:44,106 --> 01:15:47,042 X-Pac wanted to show his buddy Road Dogg who was the better man 1541 01:15:47,109 --> 01:15:49,811 and I think X-Pac now is intent on showing 1542 01:15:49,878 --> 01:15:52,514 the entire World Wrestling Entertainment that he's the better man. 1543 01:15:52,581 --> 01:15:55,317 [Cole] Well, it's all about himself or X-Pac in recent weeks, 1544 01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:58,954 as Matt Hardy shoves Edge down and Edge and Matt Hardy, look out. 1545 01:15:59,021 --> 01:16:01,456 Oh, what a slam by Edge off the top rope. 1546 01:16:01,523 --> 01:16:05,294 Oh. Look at from behind, it's Lita. Lita from behind. 1547 01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:07,663 -[Lawler] Oh no! -[Cole] Into the steel post. 1548 01:16:07,729 --> 01:16:08,864 [crowd cheering] 1549 01:16:08,931 --> 01:16:11,033 [Lawler] He may not have any more little Edges after that. 1550 01:16:11,099 --> 01:16:12,501 [Cole] Lita's laughing about it. 1551 01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:13,802 Come on, Matt. Get up. 1552 01:16:13,869 --> 01:16:18,006 [Cole] Lita the Women's Champion successfully defended her title on Raw. 1553 01:16:18,073 --> 01:16:21,643 [Lawler] You heard what Edge said, she'll do anything for a Hardy. 1554 01:16:21,710 --> 01:16:24,079 [Cole] And here comes X-Pac, and here comes Jericho. 1555 01:16:24,146 --> 01:16:26,848 -And Jericho wants X-Pac in a bad way. -[Lawler] Oh. 1556 01:16:26,915 --> 01:16:28,550 [Cole] Y2J wants X-Pac. 1557 01:16:28,617 --> 01:16:29,751 [crowd cheering] 1558 01:16:29,818 --> 01:16:31,653 Oh, what a clothesline by Jericho, 1559 01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:34,389 and Jericho is crazed here on SmackDown. 1560 01:16:34,456 --> 01:16:37,726 [Lawler] You see these two guys maybe one-on-one at Unforgiven 1561 01:16:37,793 --> 01:16:38,994 or, a matter of fact, anywhere. 1562 01:16:39,061 --> 01:16:41,196 [Cole] Oh, look at this. X-Pac is in trouble. 1563 01:16:41,263 --> 01:16:42,764 Setting him up for the Walls of Jericho. 1564 01:16:42,831 --> 01:16:44,399 [Lawler] Look out from behind! 1565 01:16:44,466 --> 01:16:45,867 [Cole] Oh, look out. 1566 01:16:45,934 --> 01:16:49,004 And Edge from behind knocking Chris Jericho down. 1567 01:16:49,071 --> 01:16:50,339 -[Lawler] Look at this. -Jeff Hardy! 1568 01:16:50,405 --> 01:16:52,641 He calls that the Whisper in the Wind. 1569 01:16:52,708 --> 01:16:55,210 Whisper in the Wind from Jeff Hardy. 1570 01:16:55,277 --> 01:16:59,014 And here's Christian and Edge, the double-team on Jeff Hardy. 1571 01:16:59,581 --> 01:17:02,584 -[Lawler] Whisper into what? -[Cole] That's what he calls it. 1572 01:17:02,651 --> 01:17:05,320 -The double dropkick by Jeff Hardy. -[crowd cheering] 1573 01:17:06,188 --> 01:17:09,324 [Lawler] I'd call that something other than Whisper in the Wind. Maybe suicide. 1574 01:17:09,391 --> 01:17:11,593 [Cole] I tell you what you're about to see now, 1575 01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:14,196 Poetry in Motion from The Hardy Boyz. 1576 01:17:15,130 --> 01:17:17,566 [Lawler] They got like a stupid name for everything they do? 1577 01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:21,003 [Cole] I wouldn't call it stupid, but here's Poetry in Motion again. 1578 01:17:21,069 --> 01:17:23,538 [Lawler] That Whisper in the Wind sounds more like an air freshener. 1579 01:17:23,605 --> 01:17:25,073 [Cole] Here comes another one. 1580 01:17:25,140 --> 01:17:27,709 This is Twist of Fate to Christian. 1581 01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:31,113 -[Lawler] Man! -[Cole] Jeff Hardy, top rope. 1582 01:17:31,813 --> 01:17:34,816 -[Lawler] Oh! -[Cole] Swanton Bomb by Jeff Hardy. 1583 01:17:35,617 --> 01:17:36,718 But X-Pac into the ring. 1584 01:17:36,785 --> 01:17:39,454 King, I believe X-Pac is the legal man. 1585 01:17:39,521 --> 01:17:41,356 X-Factor hooks the leg. 1586 01:17:41,423 --> 01:17:43,825 Oh, and Edge and Christian win. 1587 01:17:43,892 --> 01:17:45,193 [announcer] Here are your winners… 1588 01:17:45,260 --> 01:17:47,362 [Cole] The Hardys lost track of who the legal man was. 1589 01:17:47,429 --> 01:17:49,798 -…Christian and Edge and X-Pac. -[Lawler] And the win just got… 1590 01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:51,500 [Cole] Let's take another look 1591 01:17:51,566 --> 01:17:53,502 at what happened at the end of this matchup. 1592 01:17:53,568 --> 01:17:56,972 It was Matt Hardy with a Twist of Fate on Christian, 1593 01:17:57,039 --> 01:18:01,476 and then the high-flyer, Jeff Hardy, would follow it up with a Swanton Bomb. 1594 01:18:01,543 --> 01:18:03,211 But there was one major problem. 1595 01:18:03,278 --> 01:18:05,313 Christian was not the legal man. 1596 01:18:05,380 --> 01:18:06,948 The legal man was X-Pac. 1597 01:18:07,015 --> 01:18:09,117 And X-Pac with the X-Factor. 1598 01:18:09,184 --> 01:18:14,022 X-Pac and Edge and Christian get the win over The Hardy Boyz and Chris Jericho. 1599 01:18:14,089 --> 01:18:15,957 Well, King, how about this Smackdown Challenge? 1600 01:18:16,024 --> 01:18:19,361 The WWE and its fans have challenged presidential contenders Governor Bush 1601 01:18:19,428 --> 01:18:23,598 and Vice President Al Gore to debate on SmackDown in the month of October. 1602 01:18:23,665 --> 01:18:27,302 And Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura has agreed to be the moderator. 1603 01:18:27,369 --> 01:18:31,873 Well, WWE fans we talked to in Phoenix at voter registration booths today, 1604 01:18:31,940 --> 01:18:33,575 talked about the Smackdown Challenge. 1605 01:18:33,642 --> 01:18:37,345 I think the Smackdown Challenge is quite honestly an outstanding opportunity 1606 01:18:37,412 --> 01:18:39,347 for both Al Gore and George Bush 1607 01:18:39,414 --> 01:18:41,383 to present their view to the youth of America. 1608 01:18:41,450 --> 01:18:45,353 The youth of America has really been underrepresented in the… in past elections 1609 01:18:45,420 --> 01:18:47,322 and we have a very strong voice. 1610 01:18:47,389 --> 01:18:49,691 And I think this would be a great way to let the candidates know 1611 01:18:49,758 --> 01:18:51,193 that it's time we want our voice heard. 1612 01:18:51,259 --> 01:18:54,362 And let's be honest, they're not gonna stay up and watch Nightline tonight. 1613 01:18:54,429 --> 01:18:55,430 They're watching SmackDown, 1614 01:18:55,497 --> 01:18:57,499 they're watching Raw, watching these types of shows, 1615 01:18:57,566 --> 01:19:00,135 and this is the best way to reach those voters. 1616 01:19:00,202 --> 01:19:02,604 I think Bush and Gore should accept the Smackdown Challenge, 1617 01:19:02,671 --> 01:19:06,174 so that they can get the younger voters involved. 1618 01:19:06,241 --> 01:19:09,511 And so, these voters will be prepared for their futures 1619 01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:11,546 and be able to make a difference for our country. 1620 01:19:11,613 --> 01:19:15,350 [Cole] They're now part of a big campaign to get WWE fans to register to vote. 1621 01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:17,786 Already over 60,000 new voters 1622 01:19:17,853 --> 01:19:19,287 -have been registered. -[Lawler] Wow. 1623 01:19:19,354 --> 01:19:21,790 [Cole] King, there's an online petition going on right now 1624 01:19:21,857 --> 01:19:23,458 having to do with the Smackdown Challenge. 1625 01:19:23,525 --> 01:19:26,495 [Lawler] Yeah. Just go to wwe.com and cast… 1626 01:19:26,561 --> 01:19:28,263 Well, put your signature right on there. 1627 01:19:28,330 --> 01:19:31,266 We wanna get Gore and Bush right here on SmackDown. 1628 01:19:31,333 --> 01:19:33,068 Not to mention Jesse "The Body" Ventura. 1629 01:19:33,135 --> 01:19:35,737 [Cole] Well, still to come tonight, the table match. 1630 01:19:35,804 --> 01:19:38,807 The Rock and The Undertaker forced to work together 1631 01:19:38,874 --> 01:19:42,010 against The Dudley Boyz in a table match. 1632 01:19:42,077 --> 01:19:43,879 [Lawler] Unbelievable. 1633 01:19:45,514 --> 01:19:47,983 [Cole] It's Thursday night in the heart of Times Square. 1634 01:19:48,049 --> 01:19:51,286 WWE New York, the place to be for SmackDown. 1635 01:19:51,353 --> 01:19:55,824 It is a video, audio, amusement park in the heart of Times Square, 1636 01:19:55,891 --> 01:20:00,028 the place to watch SmackDown. Over a hundred TV screens and a TitanTron. 1637 01:20:00,829 --> 01:20:06,568 Rock, tension is clearly mounting between you and The Undertaker. 1638 01:20:07,269 --> 01:20:11,606 Now, do you think you can trust him tonight as your tag team partner? 1639 01:20:12,974 --> 01:20:16,311 You know, you ask The Rock the question, can The Rock trust The Undertaker? 1640 01:20:16,378 --> 01:20:18,580 When The Undertaker comes out here and he shouldn't be worried 1641 01:20:18,647 --> 01:20:20,749 about whether or not The Rock [bleep] him off. 1642 01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:23,318 The Undertaker should be worried though at the simple fact 1643 01:20:23,385 --> 01:20:26,555 that The Undertaker has already [bleep] off The Rock. 1644 01:20:28,323 --> 01:20:30,292 [crowd cheering] 1645 01:20:30,358 --> 01:20:32,427 So, as far as for tonight's tag team match, 1646 01:20:32,494 --> 01:20:34,696 The Rock has no problem with the match tonight. 1647 01:20:34,763 --> 01:20:36,531 Because whether it's tonight, tomorrow, 1648 01:20:36,598 --> 01:20:37,499 whether it's Unforgiven, 1649 01:20:37,566 --> 01:20:40,502 The Rock has already made up his mind that he can't trust The Undertaker. 1650 01:20:40,569 --> 01:20:43,205 The only person The Rock can trust is himself. 1651 01:20:43,271 --> 01:20:45,941 The Rock can't trust The Undertaker, can't trust Kane, 1652 01:20:46,007 --> 01:20:48,844 can't trust Benoit, can't trust this goof holding the camera, 1653 01:20:48,910 --> 01:20:51,746 can't trust this chick looking and gawking at The Rock. 1654 01:20:51,813 --> 01:20:54,216 The Rock can't even trust you, Lilian. 1655 01:20:58,186 --> 01:21:00,522 Let The Rock ask you a question, Lilian. 1656 01:21:03,058 --> 01:21:04,693 Do you like pie? 1657 01:21:06,528 --> 01:21:07,829 [cheering] 1658 01:21:12,133 --> 01:21:13,335 Yeah. I do. 1659 01:21:14,603 --> 01:21:16,104 Just like The Rock thought. 1660 01:21:16,171 --> 01:21:22,510 If you smell what The Rock is cooking. 1661 01:21:22,577 --> 01:21:25,280 [Cole] Rock, Undertaker versus the Dudleys. 1662 01:21:25,347 --> 01:21:28,083 A table match on the way, next. 1663 01:21:28,149 --> 01:21:30,185 [Lawler] I knew it. I knew it all along. 1664 01:21:31,419 --> 01:21:34,723 [Cole] Back on SmackDown, and who will ever forget Survivor Series last year? 1665 01:21:34,789 --> 01:21:39,261 The day "Stone Cold" Steve Austin was run down in a hit-and-run attack. 1666 01:21:39,327 --> 01:21:42,130 [Lawler] I'll never forget it nor will "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 1667 01:21:42,197 --> 01:21:45,433 He wants to find out who was driving that car right there. 1668 01:21:45,500 --> 01:21:46,768 Look at that. Unbelievable. 1669 01:21:46,835 --> 01:21:49,571 [Cole] Well, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin's been out of action almost ten months 1670 01:21:49,638 --> 01:21:52,707 and he's giving the man who ran him over last year at Survivor Series 1671 01:21:52,774 --> 01:21:54,976 just ten more days to come forward. 1672 01:21:55,043 --> 01:21:59,614 If he doesn't, then the interrogation will begin at Unforgiven 1673 01:21:59,681 --> 01:22:02,751 -for "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. -[Lawler] Oh man. Unbelievable. 1674 01:22:02,817 --> 01:22:04,853 [crowd cheering] 1675 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,855 ["Ollie Stalefish" playing] 1676 01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:12,694 And what has been wild night in a sold out America West Arena in Phoenix 1677 01:22:12,761 --> 01:22:15,463 -is about to get even more wild. -[Lawler] Oh no. 1678 01:22:15,530 --> 01:22:20,302 The Dudley Boyz, in a table match against The Rock and The Undertaker. 1679 01:22:20,368 --> 01:22:21,202 [bell ringing] 1680 01:22:21,269 --> 01:22:25,407 [announcer] The following is a tag team table match. 1681 01:22:25,473 --> 01:22:29,511 Making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 565 pounds, 1682 01:22:30,245 --> 01:22:33,949 Bubba Ray and D-Von, The Dudley Boyz. 1683 01:22:34,015 --> 01:22:35,583 [Cole] Well, King, another match 1684 01:22:35,650 --> 01:22:38,853 in a zero tolerance series set up by Commissioner Mick Foley tonight. 1685 01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:42,090 The Rock and The Undertaker can't get physical with one another 1686 01:22:42,157 --> 01:22:45,327 or forget about that Fatal Four-Way at Unforgiven. 1687 01:22:45,393 --> 01:22:47,862 -["You're Gonna Pay" playing] -[Lawler] Somehow, during this match, 1688 01:22:47,929 --> 01:22:50,799 The Rock and The Undertaker have to co-exist. 1689 01:22:53,034 --> 01:22:56,237 [Cole] Well, tonight, The Undertaker must team with The Rock. 1690 01:22:56,304 --> 01:22:58,940 But a week from Sunday at Unforgiven, 1691 01:22:59,007 --> 01:23:01,676 he'll be involved in a Fatal Four-Way matchup 1692 01:23:01,743 --> 01:23:04,946 for the WWE Title against The Rock, 1693 01:23:05,013 --> 01:23:08,383 Chris Benoit, and his brother, Kane. 1694 01:23:08,450 --> 01:23:10,418 [crowd cheering] 1695 01:23:20,562 --> 01:23:23,465 What an ovation for The Undertaker. 1696 01:23:23,531 --> 01:23:26,067 -[Lawler] Oh man. -[crowd cheering] 1697 01:23:28,470 --> 01:23:33,541 [Cole] I guarantee you, there has never been a more emotional pay-per-view 1698 01:23:33,608 --> 01:23:37,345 than what we're about to see in ten days at Unforgiven. 1699 01:23:37,412 --> 01:23:41,449 [Lawler] That's right, and RC Edge presents Unforgiven live in just ten days. 1700 01:23:41,516 --> 01:23:46,187 Sunday, September 24, from the sold out First Union Center in Philadelphia. 1701 01:23:46,254 --> 01:23:50,091 RC Edge, not just cola, it's Power Cola. 1702 01:23:54,095 --> 01:23:55,730 Oh, look at The Undertaker. 1703 01:24:00,769 --> 01:24:05,173 [The Rock] If you smell what The Rock is cooking! 1704 01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:06,574 ["If You Smell" playing] 1705 01:24:06,641 --> 01:24:11,012 [announcer] And his tag team partner, from Miami, Florida, 1706 01:24:11,079 --> 01:24:14,115 weighing in at 270 pounds, 1707 01:24:14,182 --> 01:24:19,387 he is the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion, The Rock. 1708 01:24:19,454 --> 01:24:23,425 [Cole] Will this be The Rock's last ten days as champion? 1709 01:24:23,491 --> 01:24:30,031 His back is against the wall at Unforgiven with three men gunning for his WWE Title. 1710 01:24:30,098 --> 01:24:34,102 But tonight, King, The Rock must work with one of his opponents at Unforgiven. 1711 01:24:34,169 --> 01:24:39,808 The Undertaker in The Dudley Boyz' specialty, a table match. 1712 01:24:39,874 --> 01:24:40,975 [Lawler] Oh man. 1713 01:24:41,609 --> 01:24:44,746 The Dudley Boyz, they're not friends with anybody. 1714 01:24:44,813 --> 01:24:48,950 [Cole] Well, The Dudley Boyz haven't lost many table matches in their career. 1715 01:24:49,017 --> 01:24:51,052 And the object of the match is simple, 1716 01:24:51,119 --> 01:24:54,622 first team to put their opponents on the table, wins. 1717 01:24:55,523 --> 01:24:57,926 [Lawler] Monday night, I had dinner with Charles Barkley 1718 01:24:57,992 --> 01:24:59,427 and he thinks The Rock… 1719 01:24:59,494 --> 01:25:01,629 Charles Barkley thinks that The Rock 1720 01:25:01,696 --> 01:25:04,632 is gonna be able to retain his title at Unforgiven. 1721 01:25:04,699 --> 01:25:06,101 I don't think Charles knew Monday night 1722 01:25:06,167 --> 01:25:09,537 about this little zero tolerance match tonight. 1723 01:25:09,604 --> 01:25:13,608 [Cole] Well, you can feel the electricity in a match of the electricity Sunday 1724 01:25:13,675 --> 01:25:15,143 at Champaign, Illinois. 1725 01:25:15,210 --> 01:25:17,412 The Rock headlined a huge card there, 1726 01:25:17,479 --> 01:25:21,583 just like The Undertaker in Moline, Illinois this Saturday night. 1727 01:25:23,518 --> 01:25:25,587 [Lawler] There's tension for you right there. 1728 01:25:26,654 --> 01:25:30,458 [Cole] The Undertaker and Rock better not let tension get the best of them. 1729 01:25:30,525 --> 01:25:33,361 -[bell ringing] -This is a zero tolerance matchup. 1730 01:25:33,428 --> 01:25:36,965 If The Rock and Undertaker engage in physicality against each other 1731 01:25:37,031 --> 01:25:40,101 in this match, there's gonna be no Fatal Four-Way at Unforgiven. 1732 01:25:40,168 --> 01:25:44,305 And we saw a zero tolerance match earlier on with Kane and Chris Benoit 1733 01:25:44,372 --> 01:25:47,909 in a tag team matchup, and Chris Benoit left Kane high and dry. 1734 01:25:47,976 --> 01:25:50,712 And what about what happened when Triple H and Kurt Angle 1735 01:25:50,778 --> 01:25:52,614 were forced to work together? 1736 01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:56,384 [Lawler] Kurt Angle walked out Kurt Angle with a huge smile on his face. 1737 01:25:56,451 --> 01:25:58,086 [Cole] And now it's The Rock and The Undertaker 1738 01:25:58,152 --> 01:26:00,488 teaming together in a table match against the Dudleys. 1739 01:26:00,555 --> 01:26:04,192 And The Rock locks up in the center of the ring against Bubba Ray Dudley. 1740 01:26:04,259 --> 01:26:05,927 And, King, you have to believe 1741 01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:09,597 The Rock may be looking to leave behind the next ten days. 1742 01:26:09,664 --> 01:26:12,400 It could be his last ten days as champion. 1743 01:26:12,467 --> 01:26:14,836 What a clothesline by The Rock. 1744 01:26:14,903 --> 01:26:18,139 -It could be, but… Oh man. -[Lawler] Oh. 1745 01:26:18,206 --> 01:26:20,375 [Cole] And Bubba Ray Dudley turning the tables, 1746 01:26:20,441 --> 01:26:22,043 no pun intended, on The Rock, 1747 01:26:22,110 --> 01:26:24,913 the Brahma Bull, and what a chop by Bubba Ray Dudley. 1748 01:26:24,979 --> 01:26:27,749 [Lawler] Don't mention tables when these guys are this close to us. 1749 01:26:29,050 --> 01:26:31,085 [Cole] Well, the Dudleys, an extremely popular team, 1750 01:26:31,152 --> 01:26:34,355 of course, forced into this matchup against The Rock and The Undertaker 1751 01:26:34,422 --> 01:26:37,158 by Commissioner Mick Foley. Oh, look out. 1752 01:26:37,225 --> 01:26:40,261 Rock with the right hand to Bubba Ray Dudley. 1753 01:26:40,328 --> 01:26:41,496 Hammering away. 1754 01:26:42,063 --> 01:26:42,964 [Lawler] Oh man. 1755 01:26:43,631 --> 01:26:46,768 [Cole] Unforgiven Fatal Four-Way in just ten days. 1756 01:26:46,834 --> 01:26:49,504 We also learned tonight that King will take on Tazz. 1757 01:26:49,571 --> 01:26:53,541 We learned The Hardy Boyz will take on Edge and Christian in a steel cage match. 1758 01:26:53,608 --> 01:26:54,809 All at Unforgiven. 1759 01:26:55,643 --> 01:26:58,746 What a right hand. The strength, the power of The Undertaker, 1760 01:26:58,813 --> 01:27:02,517 who would like nothing better than to put the title around his waist 1761 01:27:02,584 --> 01:27:05,253 in Philadelphia a week from Sunday. 1762 01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:07,355 [Lawler] Did you see when The Rock tagged The Undertaker? 1763 01:27:07,422 --> 01:27:10,825 That was almost-- That was reminiscent of Kurt Angle and Triple H 1764 01:27:10,892 --> 01:27:12,794 having a pretty hard tag, and mind you… 1765 01:27:12,860 --> 01:27:14,696 [Cole] Well, King, amazing balance. 1766 01:27:14,762 --> 01:27:16,965 -This is vintage Undertaker. -[Lawler] Look at that! 1767 01:27:17,031 --> 01:27:21,336 [indistinct] 330 pounds into Bubba Ray Dudley. 1768 01:27:22,203 --> 01:27:25,039 And The Undertaker with a clothesline to Bubba Ray Dudley 1769 01:27:25,106 --> 01:27:28,142 and here comes D-Von, and he just runs into a cement wall. 1770 01:27:29,310 --> 01:27:33,014 But it causes The Undertaker to be distracted for just a moment. 1771 01:27:33,081 --> 01:27:36,718 And Bubba Ray Dudley takes control in this table matchup. 1772 01:27:37,685 --> 01:27:41,889 [Lawler] Man, these table matches. These damn Dudleys, it's their specialty. 1773 01:27:41,956 --> 01:27:44,158 -And you talk about them being popular. -[Cole] Ooh! 1774 01:27:44,225 --> 01:27:45,994 [Lawler] Popularity doesn't even come in to play 1775 01:27:46,060 --> 01:27:48,062 when you're in the ring with The Rock and The Undertaker. 1776 01:27:48,129 --> 01:27:50,999 -You just got to try to survive. -[Cole] You got it. Survival. 1777 01:27:51,065 --> 01:27:53,635 Bubba Ray Dudley suplex on The Undertaker. 1778 01:27:53,701 --> 01:27:56,638 And Bubba Ray with the tag to D-Von. 1779 01:27:57,538 --> 01:28:00,942 The Brahma Bull looking on as The Undertaker 1780 01:28:02,010 --> 01:28:04,712 backs into the ropes by D-Von Dudley 1781 01:28:04,779 --> 01:28:07,115 and look at D-Von with the elbow to the face of The Undertaker. 1782 01:28:07,181 --> 01:28:09,617 -Come on, boy. -[Cole] The object of the matchup, 1783 01:28:09,684 --> 01:28:12,253 to put your opponent through a table to win it. 1784 01:28:13,221 --> 01:28:16,591 [Lawler] I don't think I'd be calling The Undertaker boy if I were D-Von. 1785 01:28:16,658 --> 01:28:18,559 [Cole] Undertaker whipped across the ring. 1786 01:28:18,626 --> 01:28:21,996 Oh, and what a boot to the face of D-Von Dudley, 1787 01:28:22,063 --> 01:28:25,566 and here comes The Undertaker with a clothesline to D-Von. 1788 01:28:25,633 --> 01:28:29,504 [Lawler] And this entire audience now they're chanting, "We want tables." 1789 01:28:29,570 --> 01:28:31,339 [Cole] A tag from The Undertaker to The Rock. 1790 01:28:31,406 --> 01:28:33,207 They worked well together that time, King. 1791 01:28:33,274 --> 01:28:35,243 D-Von off the ropes, Rock misses right hand. 1792 01:28:35,309 --> 01:28:38,079 Oh, and D-Von Dudley knocking down the Brahma Bull. 1793 01:28:38,146 --> 01:28:40,481 [Lawler] I tell you what, these people are something else. 1794 01:28:40,548 --> 01:28:42,650 They don't care who goes through a table. 1795 01:28:42,717 --> 01:28:44,819 They just wanna see somebody go through a table. 1796 01:28:44,886 --> 01:28:47,822 [Cole] Rock off the ropes, double-team by The Dudley Boyz. 1797 01:28:47,889 --> 01:28:49,390 And double-team on The Undertaker as well. 1798 01:28:49,457 --> 01:28:52,193 I don't know if that was wise, knocking The Undertaker down. 1799 01:28:52,260 --> 01:28:54,896 [Lawler] These people here in the arena are kinda like me. 1800 01:28:54,962 --> 01:28:57,098 I just wanna see somebody go through a table. 1801 01:28:57,165 --> 01:28:59,434 [Cole] Bubba Ray Dudley stomping away at The Rock. 1802 01:29:00,668 --> 01:29:04,339 The Brahma Bull in trouble. The WWE Champion in trouble in the ring. 1803 01:29:04,405 --> 01:29:07,275 Oh, look out. Watch Bubba Ray's face. And listen. 1804 01:29:07,842 --> 01:29:09,377 Wassup? 1805 01:29:10,712 --> 01:29:12,647 -[Cole] D-Von Dudley, top rope. -[Lawler] Oh no. 1806 01:29:12,714 --> 01:29:15,149 [Cole] Into the lower extremities of the champion. 1807 01:29:16,250 --> 01:29:17,085 [Lawler] Man. 1808 01:29:18,553 --> 01:29:20,788 Hey. He's having fun. 1809 01:29:20,855 --> 01:29:22,724 And I think we're gonna see-- Listen. 1810 01:29:26,494 --> 01:29:27,562 [inaudible] 1811 01:29:27,628 --> 01:29:28,796 "Get the tables." 1812 01:29:28,863 --> 01:29:30,765 [Cole] Bubba Ray calling for the tables. 1813 01:29:30,832 --> 01:29:33,668 And The Dudley Boyz want to put an end to this matchup. 1814 01:29:34,702 --> 01:29:36,270 And what a big upset this would be 1815 01:29:36,337 --> 01:29:38,706 for the Dudleys over The Rock and The Undertaker, King. 1816 01:29:39,607 --> 01:29:42,610 -The Rock, the WWE Champion. -[Lawler] Wait, how could you say 1817 01:29:42,677 --> 01:29:45,179 the Dudleys winning the table match would be an upset? 1818 01:29:45,246 --> 01:29:47,582 [Cole] Well, you do have a point there. 1819 01:29:47,648 --> 01:29:50,852 But The Undertaker just stopped the use of the table by the Dudleys 1820 01:29:50,918 --> 01:29:53,354 and look at the Brahma Bull and The Undertaker working together. 1821 01:29:53,421 --> 01:29:57,392 [Lawler] Guys are a real true team right here, for the moment. 1822 01:29:58,993 --> 01:30:02,430 [Cole] The Rock and Undertaker feel that they've got to work together. 1823 01:30:02,497 --> 01:30:04,232 Either one of them don't wanna go through a table. 1824 01:30:04,298 --> 01:30:07,468 -[Lawler] Ooh. -[Cole] As The Rock wears down D-Von. 1825 01:30:08,636 --> 01:30:10,138 -Look out. -[Lawler] Oh man. 1826 01:30:10,204 --> 01:30:13,174 [Cole] And look at that. D-Von almost went through a table, Bubba Ray Dudley. 1827 01:30:13,241 --> 01:30:15,476 -[Lawler] That would've ended the match. -[Cole] It would have. 1828 01:30:15,543 --> 01:30:17,145 Bubba Ray Dudley knocking D-Von down. 1829 01:30:17,945 --> 01:30:19,480 [Lawler] They didn't do it intentionally. 1830 01:30:19,547 --> 01:30:21,382 Bubba Ray was thrown in to D-Von by The Undertaker. 1831 01:30:21,449 --> 01:30:23,751 Well, this timing by The Undertaker and The Rock 1832 01:30:23,818 --> 01:30:27,855 as The Undertaker sets up one table, The Rock's going for the other. 1833 01:30:27,922 --> 01:30:30,391 [Lawler] Oh. Two tables for two. 1834 01:30:31,592 --> 01:30:34,095 [Cole] Only one man has to go through the table, King, 1835 01:30:34,162 --> 01:30:36,063 for the other team to win. 1836 01:30:36,130 --> 01:30:39,500 Well, if The Rock or Undertaker could put Bubba Ray or D-Von through a table, 1837 01:30:39,567 --> 01:30:40,568 they win the matchup. 1838 01:30:40,635 --> 01:30:43,504 [Lawler] And look at this cooperation between The Rock and The Undertaker. 1839 01:30:43,571 --> 01:30:44,806 [Cole] Great teamwork. 1840 01:30:44,872 --> 01:30:46,841 And The Rock with a clothesline to Bubba Ray Dudley. 1841 01:30:46,908 --> 01:30:48,676 [Lawler] They're setting the table. 1842 01:30:48,743 --> 01:30:50,344 [Cole] The table's set up, middle of the ring, 1843 01:30:50,411 --> 01:30:52,180 and D-Von with a low blow to The Undertaker. 1844 01:30:53,447 --> 01:30:56,250 Look out. The Rock setting up Bubba Ray for the-- Oh! 1845 01:30:56,317 --> 01:30:58,986 -And D-Von moved the table out of the way. -[Lawler] Wow. 1846 01:30:59,053 --> 01:31:01,189 [Cole] Almost Rock Bottomed through the table 1847 01:31:01,255 --> 01:31:03,524 and D-Von had the wherewithal to move the table. 1848 01:31:03,591 --> 01:31:04,959 Undertaker suplex. 1849 01:31:05,026 --> 01:31:07,762 [Lawler] That was a smart move by D-Von, but not too smart, 1850 01:31:07,829 --> 01:31:10,398 but back right into the arms of The Undertaker. 1851 01:31:10,465 --> 01:31:12,700 [Cole] He saved his team the matchup. 1852 01:31:12,767 --> 01:31:16,337 At least, for now. And Rock and Undertaker again working together. 1853 01:31:16,404 --> 01:31:17,872 Again setting up the table. 1854 01:31:17,939 --> 01:31:20,174 [Lawler] I'm really surprised at this to be honest with you. 1855 01:31:20,241 --> 01:31:23,478 [Cole] You know… I mean, they're trying to survive, King. 1856 01:31:23,544 --> 01:31:26,314 Neither The Rock or Undertaker wanna go through a table here. 1857 01:31:26,380 --> 01:31:27,415 [Lawler] If I were The Rock, 1858 01:31:27,482 --> 01:31:29,517 I don't think I'd wanna face Undertaker at Unforgiven. 1859 01:31:29,584 --> 01:31:32,687 I might just… I might just punch him right here tonight. 1860 01:31:32,753 --> 01:31:35,089 [Cole] The Rock never backs down from a challenge, you know that. 1861 01:31:35,156 --> 01:31:36,924 And it's the biggest challenge in his career. 1862 01:31:36,991 --> 01:31:42,230 Undertaker going for the chokeslam and The Rock ran in to him inadvertently. 1863 01:31:42,296 --> 01:31:44,499 [Lawler] Again, I think The Rock was thrown into him. 1864 01:31:44,565 --> 01:31:46,501 [Cole] The Rock went for a Rock Bottom again, 1865 01:31:46,567 --> 01:31:48,736 and Rock knocked over the top rope. 1866 01:31:48,803 --> 01:31:51,372 And The Rock back-- And, King, look out! 1867 01:31:51,439 --> 01:31:52,840 [Lawler] Knocked over the table. 1868 01:31:52,907 --> 01:31:55,409 [Lawler] Bubba Ray! Bubba Ray counters! 1869 01:31:55,476 --> 01:31:58,179 Undertaker with the right hand to Bubba Ray Dudley. 1870 01:31:58,246 --> 01:31:59,947 And Undertaker calling for The Rock. 1871 01:32:00,014 --> 01:32:03,084 -He's down and out… And 3D! -[bell ringing] 1872 01:32:03,150 --> 01:32:05,887 Undertaker 3D through a table! 1873 01:32:05,953 --> 01:32:08,189 -The Dudley Boyz win! -[announcer] Here are your winners, 1874 01:32:08,256 --> 01:32:09,790 The Dudley Boyz. 1875 01:32:09,857 --> 01:32:12,260 [Lawler] The Dudleys have beat The Undertaker and Rock. 1876 01:32:12,326 --> 01:32:16,831 [Cole] A 3D through a table by The Dudley Boyz to The Undertaker. 1877 01:32:16,898 --> 01:32:19,433 And the Dudleys have won the table match. 1878 01:32:22,069 --> 01:32:25,673 This could-- The biggest victory of the Dudleys' career, King. 1879 01:32:25,740 --> 01:32:27,041 [Lawler] Oh my gosh. Look at this. 1880 01:32:27,108 --> 01:32:29,377 Look at the look on Bubba. I don't know if he believes it. 1881 01:32:29,443 --> 01:32:32,580 [Cole] King, let's take another look. Undertaker going for the chokeslam. 1882 01:32:32,647 --> 01:32:35,216 Bubba Ray Dudley tossing The Rock into The Undertaker. 1883 01:32:35,283 --> 01:32:37,718 But look at the look on The Undertaker's face. 1884 01:32:37,785 --> 01:32:40,955 Did The Undertaker believe that The Rock ran in to him on purpose? 1885 01:32:41,022 --> 01:32:44,191 Well, Bubba Ray Dudley tossing The Rock outside the ring. 1886 01:32:44,258 --> 01:32:47,795 It allowed The Dudley Boyz to pick up a huge upset over The Undertaker. 1887 01:32:47,862 --> 01:32:50,231 [Lawler] 3D through the table. 1888 01:32:50,298 --> 01:32:54,368 [Cole] And the Dudleys winning the biggest victory of The Dudley Boyz' career. 1889 01:32:54,435 --> 01:32:56,704 As The Undertaker struggles to his feet 1890 01:32:56,771 --> 01:32:59,373 and The Rock does as well out here at ringside. 1891 01:32:59,440 --> 01:33:01,642 The Rock almost went through our announce table right here 1892 01:33:01,709 --> 01:33:03,244 when he was thrown out of the ring. 1893 01:33:03,311 --> 01:33:05,913 The Undertaker was waiting for The Rock to get back in the ring, 1894 01:33:05,980 --> 01:33:07,915 but The Rock was out of it. There was no way-- 1895 01:33:07,982 --> 01:33:08,983 [Cole] Wait a minute! 1896 01:33:10,785 --> 01:33:12,286 Chokeslam through a table! 1897 01:33:12,353 --> 01:33:15,323 The Undertaker chokeslammed The Rock through a table! 1898 01:33:16,290 --> 01:33:17,124 [Lawler] What the… 1899 01:33:17,191 --> 01:33:20,928 [Cole] The Undertaker chokeslammed the WWE Champion! 1900 01:33:21,629 --> 01:33:26,334 And, King, if that happens at Unforgiven, The Undertaker could be the new champion. 1901 01:33:27,368 --> 01:33:30,171 [Lawler] And I guess… I guess, officially, this match is over. 1902 01:33:30,237 --> 01:33:34,642 So, no reciprocating for The Undertaker here. 1903 01:33:34,709 --> 01:33:37,778 [Cole] That's right. The Rock must face three men with his title 1904 01:33:37,845 --> 01:33:40,314 on the line at Unforgiven. 1905 01:33:40,381 --> 01:33:44,118 And Unforgiven is the biggest challenge of The Rock's career. 1906 01:33:44,986 --> 01:33:48,656 The Rock is about to go through a living hell at Unforgiven. 1907 01:33:49,390 --> 01:33:53,561 [Lawler] The Undertaker may ride out of Unforgiven the new WWE Champion. 1908 01:33:53,628 --> 01:33:58,899 ["You're Gonna Pay" playing] ide out of Unforgiven the new WWE Champion.