1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:06,773 -[dramatic theme music playing] -[indistinct chatter] 2 00:00:15,815 --> 00:00:22,389 ["Everybody On The Ground" playing] 3 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:42,008 [cacophonous crackling and popping] 4 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:51,251 [crowd cheering] 5 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:02,228 [Cole] Happy Thanksgiving, everybody, and welcome to SmackDown. 6 00:01:02,295 --> 00:01:03,363 We come to you 7 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:06,800 from the National Car Rental Center in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. 8 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:09,102 Michael Cole and King at ringside. 9 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:11,638 And, King, what a tag team matchup 10 00:01:11,704 --> 00:01:14,307 Commissioner Foley has set up for tonight. 11 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:16,843 [Lawler] Unbelievable, Michael, somebody is not gonna have 12 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,512 a happy Thanksgiving with Chris Benoit 13 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:20,647 teamed with Kane 14 00:01:20,713 --> 00:01:24,784 to take on Y2J and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin! 15 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:26,319 ♪ Mamacita ♪ 16 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:27,487 Whoa! 17 00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:29,022 [Cole] And kicking off SmackDown 18 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,157 with the Intercontinental Title on the line, 19 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:36,796 Eddie Guerrero puts the title up for grabs against "The One" Billy Gunn. 20 00:01:36,863 --> 00:01:38,298 [bell ringing] 21 00:01:38,364 --> 00:01:41,034 The following contest is scheduled for one fall, 22 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,870 and it is for the World Wrestling Entertainment 23 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,072 Intercontinental Championship. 24 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:48,708 Making his way to the ring from El Paso, Texas, 25 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:52,946 weighing in at 215 pounds is the World Wrestling Entertainment 26 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:56,883 Intercontinental Champion, Eddie Guerrero! 27 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,185 [Cole] King, that cool, cocky… 28 00:02:00,119 --> 00:02:02,155 Eddie Guerrero on his way to the ring. 29 00:02:02,222 --> 00:02:03,756 And he's only confident tonight 30 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:05,592 considering that Commissioner Mick Foley 31 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:08,094 has called his buddies, The Radicalz, 32 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:09,729 from ringside in this matchup. 33 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,265 [Lawler] You got that right. He's cool, he's cocky, 34 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:14,134 that's because he's got the Latino Heat! 35 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,035 You'd be cool and cocky if you had Latino Heat too, 36 00:02:16,102 --> 00:02:17,036 -Michael. Uh-oh. -Hey! 37 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:19,239 [crowd cheering] 38 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:20,206 Yeah, that's right. 39 00:02:20,773 --> 00:02:22,208 You, Billy Gunn… 40 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:26,146 I'm talking about you, ese Goldilocks. 41 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:29,482 You know… 42 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:31,918 you came… 43 00:02:32,685 --> 00:02:39,159 and you may have stooged on me too, "cheapacita." 44 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:41,261 [Lawler] "Cheapacita"? [laughs] 45 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,196 Hear that? "Cheapacita." 46 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:44,998 [Cole] "Mamacita." 47 00:02:45,064 --> 00:02:49,235 You may have done a lot of things to me, 48 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:55,241 maybe you think now that you want what's around my waist, Goldilocks, 49 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:58,311 but I doubt that you're gonna get that tonight, 50 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:04,584 because you see, I am Latino Heat, and only I… 51 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:07,487 [crowd clamoring] 52 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:09,889 …have the heat… 53 00:03:10,957 --> 00:03:17,730 that each and every one of you mamacitas out there wants tonight. 54 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:19,132 -Uh-oh. -Come on, baby. 55 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:20,366 [Cole] He's pathetic. 56 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:21,868 Don't deny it. 57 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:23,303 -Hey. -So, Goldilocks, 58 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:26,439 get your butt out down here 59 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:30,510 and let me knock the bleach off of it right now! 60 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:32,378 [rock theme music playing] 61 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:34,547 Fighting words from the champ Eddie Guerrero. 62 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:37,550 [Lawler] The Latino Heat could get some of these mamacitas out-- 63 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:39,185 [announcer] And the challenger, 64 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:45,024 he weighs in at 269 pounds, he's "The One" Billy Gunn! 65 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:47,126 [Cole] A huge opportunity for Billy Gunn 66 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:49,829 as we kick off SmackDown, Intercontinental Title's on the line. 67 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,265 And Eddie Guerrero wasting little time. 68 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:54,300 Baseball slide under the rope, and here we go. 69 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:55,568 Billy Gunn and Eddie Guerrero 70 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:57,870 exchanging blows outside the ring. 71 00:03:57,937 --> 00:03:59,706 You know, King, this rivalry 72 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:01,507 between Billy Gunn and Eddie Guerrero, 73 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:04,077 it started a few weeks back, and it all began 74 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:05,878 -after the breakup… -Wait, wait a minute. 75 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:07,614 [Lawler] Please, let me stop you right there. 76 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:11,751 It all began when Latino Heat kicked mamacita to the curb. 77 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:14,621 What do you mean Latino Heat kicked mamacita to the curb? 78 00:04:14,687 --> 00:04:17,457 I remember it as Chyna throwing Eddie Guerrero out the door. 79 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:20,159 [Lawler] Oh, you have selective memory, Michael. 80 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:22,829 [Cole] And Billy Gunn, Chyna's good friend, coming to her aid. 81 00:04:22,895 --> 00:04:24,764 And Eddie Guerrero took offense to that. 82 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:28,501 As this match officially begins, Intercontinental Title is on the line, 83 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:31,404 as the champion hammers away on "The One" Billy Gunn. 84 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:33,106 We talked about it earlier, King, 85 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:36,676 Commissioner Mick Foley setting up that huge tag team match tonight. 86 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:41,481 Stone Cold and Y2J team together to take out Chris Benoit and Kane. 87 00:04:41,547 --> 00:04:42,415 [Lawler] Oh my gosh! 88 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:43,349 Oh. You're right. 89 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,918 Some personal issues there that need to be settled. 90 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:48,488 We're gonna see it tonight right here on SmackDown. 91 00:04:48,554 --> 00:04:50,223 [crowd cheering] 92 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:51,624 Eddie Guerrero whipped off the ropes, 93 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:53,293 Billy Gunn misses with the right hand and-- 94 00:04:53,359 --> 00:04:55,128 Ooh! Both men knocked down, center of the ring. 95 00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:57,430 Intercontinental Title is on the line. 96 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:59,899 We'd like to thank y'all for bringing us into your homes 97 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:03,736 on this Thanksgiving holiday for WWE SmackDown. 98 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,905 And where's the Intercontinental Champion going now? 99 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:07,607 Uh-oh. Looks like-- 100 00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:09,876 Hey. Eddie Guerrero with the gold. 101 00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:11,811 He's proud of that championship belt all right. 102 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:14,347 [Cole] Well, the championship in Eddie Guerrero-- Billy Gunn… 103 00:05:15,381 --> 00:05:18,017 countering as Eddie Guerrero bounces off Referee Timmy White. 104 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:20,753 Look out. Eddie Guerrero, nice counter. Ooh! 105 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:23,656 Face-first into that championship goes Billy Gunn. 106 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:24,824 And the referee… 107 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:26,659 He's just showing that championship belt off. 108 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:28,861 Hey, ref, get over there! Come on! What are you doing? 109 00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:30,763 Eddie Guerrero with Billy Gunn covered. 110 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,598 -Referee down. There's one, there's two! -One! Two! 111 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:35,601 Billy Gunn just gets the shoulder up before the count of three. 112 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,770 How in the world did he do that, King? 113 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:40,340 [Lawler] Well, because he got to lay there for about a count of 15, 114 00:05:40,406 --> 00:05:41,641 while the referee was over there-- 115 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:43,109 I don't know who he was talking to. 116 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,577 It shouldn't have been a cover anyway. 117 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:47,847 Eddie Guerrero used the championship, Billy Gunn's head bouncing off it. 118 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:50,550 [Lawler] Give me a break. Come on, here. Watch Latino Heat. 119 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:51,484 [crowd clamoring] 120 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:52,852 [Cole] Eddie Guerrero, top rope, 121 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:55,121 hearing it from the crowd here in Fort Lauderdale. 122 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,323 Billy Gunn's in trouble. Intercontinental Champion… 123 00:05:57,390 --> 00:06:00,126 Oh boy! There's the Frog Splash, connects to Billy Gunn, 124 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,128 there's two, and folks-- Oh! 125 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,330 A kickout before the count of three again. 126 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:06,466 [Lawler] Now, I got to ask you. How did he do that? 127 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:08,334 But still that was-- You got to admit, Michael, 128 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:10,336 that's the slowest count you've ever seen. 129 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:13,473 I mean, Referee Timmy White must've had too much turkey today. 130 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:15,241 His reflexes are a little slowed. 131 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,977 [Cole] Twice now, Eddie Guerrero went for the cover, 132 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,646 and twice, Billy Gunn kicked out. 133 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:22,849 First it was the shot to the head with the championship 134 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:23,883 and then the Frog Splash, 135 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:26,352 and Eddie Guerrero continues the assault 136 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:27,553 on "The One" Billy Gunn. 137 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:30,423 This Eddie Guerrero is pathetic. 138 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:33,259 He thinks every woman in the world wants a piece of Latino Heat. 139 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:34,694 [Lawler] Hey, hey, wait a minute. 140 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:38,197 I think-- I think that your jealousy is rearing its ugly head. 141 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:40,533 Just because no women want anything to do with you, Michael… 142 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,268 [Cole] Look out! What a counter by Billy Gunn. 143 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:44,404 Slam! Does he have enough to cover? 144 00:06:44,470 --> 00:06:46,272 He hooks the leg, there's one, there's two-- 145 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:48,741 And a kickout by Eddie Guerrero before the count of three. 146 00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:51,010 Now, all of a sudden, the referee's got the quick count going. 147 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:54,046 A bit of blood begins to trickle from the forehead of Billy Gunn, 148 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:55,915 perhaps from the championship shot, 149 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:58,117 that gold going to the head of Billy Gunn earlier on. 150 00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:00,753 [Lawler] Come on, Latino Heat, get warmed up! 151 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,755 Billy Gunn hammering away. Eddie Guerrero off the rope. 152 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:04,557 Billy connects with a clothesline, 153 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:06,292 almost takes the head off Eddie Guerrero. 154 00:07:06,993 --> 00:07:08,694 [Lawler] You'd like that, wouldn't you, Michael? 155 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:09,929 -[Cole] Like that? -Oh! 156 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:11,397 Tilt-a-Whirl Slam. 157 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:13,099 -Here's the cover, hook of the leg… -One! Two! 158 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,433 …to new champion-- No. 159 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,469 Eddie Guerrero just gets the shoulder up 160 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:17,770 before the count of three. 161 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:19,705 Oh yeah. Billy Gunn's opened up. Come on, Eddie. 162 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,674 Zoom in on him there, baby. 163 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:23,743 [Cole] The champion whipped into the corner. 164 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:26,179 -[Lawler] Get that foot up in his face. -[Cole] Billy Gunn-- 165 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:28,281 Oh, pound for pound, the purest athlete 166 00:07:28,347 --> 00:07:30,950 in World Wrestling Entertainment today, bounces off Eddie Guerrero. 167 00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:32,485 [crowd cheering] 168 00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:34,554 The Intercontinental Champion's in trouble. 169 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:37,056 Billy Gunn setting him up for the Jackhammer Slam. 170 00:07:38,057 --> 00:07:40,760 -Now what? -[crowd cheering] 171 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:41,661 What's he doing? 172 00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:44,964 [Cole] Billy Gunn's head busted open after bouncing off the championship 173 00:07:45,031 --> 00:07:46,532 that Eddie Guerrero had placed in the ring. 174 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:48,434 -Oh no, wait a minute. -Billy, setting him up. 175 00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:50,636 Famouser! The Famouser to Eddie Guerrero. 176 00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:52,138 We can have a new champion. 177 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:55,208 Here's the cover, Billy Gunn hooks the leg, there's two… 178 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:56,609 -Kickout! -Oh, and Eddie Guerrero 179 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:59,679 just got the shoulder up. What a matchup to kick off SmackDown. 180 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:01,747 Billy Gunn can't believe it, King. 181 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,383 [Lawler] Give me a break, Michael, it was not that close. 182 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:06,319 He kicked out with plenty of time left. 183 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:07,920 Billy Gunn using the Famouser, 184 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,489 Eddie Guerrero kicked out. 185 00:08:09,555 --> 00:08:12,425 Billy Gunn has kicked out of Eddie Guerrero's Frog Splash. 186 00:08:12,491 --> 00:08:14,160 [crowd clamoring] 187 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:16,028 Neither one of these Superstars can believe 188 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:17,597 they haven't picked up the victory yet. 189 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:18,631 Billy Gunn is in shock. 190 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:20,466 He thought he had that Intercontinental Title won. 191 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:21,801 Oh! Let's do it again! 192 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:24,604 Went for the Famouser again, and Eddie Guerrero with a great counter. 193 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,339 Billy Gunn bouncing off the rope. 194 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:29,475 [Lawler] Right now, JR would say, "He went to the well once too often." 195 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,878 -Whatever that means. -[Cole] Well, he did do that. 196 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:33,813 And Eddie Guerrero, the Intercontinental Champion, 197 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,581 -trying to shake the cobwebs… -Two! 198 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:36,682 …out of his head. 199 00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:38,684 The Intercontinental Title is on the line 200 00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:40,720 -in what's been a spectacular matchup. -Three! 201 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:42,655 All right, come on. Give our champ some credit. 202 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:44,423 He's a gallant champion. 203 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,158 He is hanging tough. 204 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:47,827 I don't know if I'd phase it that way, King, 205 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:49,028 "a gallant champion." 206 00:08:49,762 --> 00:08:51,330 As Eddie goes to the top rope, 207 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:53,466 Billy Gunn to his feet, Eddie Guerrero… 208 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,568 Billy Gunn turns! Billy Gunn turns! 209 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:58,437 Eddie Guerrero slams into the ring, hooks the leg. 210 00:08:58,504 --> 00:08:59,438 He got him! 211 00:08:59,505 --> 00:09:00,473 -[bell ringing] -Billy Gunn 212 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,008 wins the Intercontinental Title! 213 00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:02,909 -[crowd cheering] -What? 214 00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:04,143 [announcer] Here is your winner, 215 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:08,347 and the new World Wrestling Entertainment 216 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:11,017 Intercontinental Champion, 217 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:13,619 "The One" Billy Gunn! 218 00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:16,789 [Lawler] I can't believe it. We got a new Intercontinental Champion, Michael. 219 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,491 I guess he is "The One." 220 00:09:19,258 --> 00:09:22,762 [Cole] What a way to start off a Thanksgiving edition of SmackDown. 221 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:23,829 And take another look, 222 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,798 Eddie Guerrero on the top rope, King. 223 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:28,968 And what a counter by "The One" Billy Gunn, 224 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,903 new Intercontinental Champion. 225 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:32,605 -Hey, wait… -What is this? 226 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:33,573 [Lawler] Wait a minute. 227 00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:37,777 Billy Gunn wins the Intercontinental Championship… 228 00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:38,911 -Mm-hmm. -What a great way 229 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:40,112 to start off SmackDown. 230 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:43,115 I know. I did-- Billy has a lot to be thankful for this year. 231 00:09:43,182 --> 00:09:44,216 -So do I. -Don't you think? 232 00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:47,219 Because after all, I'm with my Lieutenant Commissioner 233 00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:49,488 right here in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. 234 00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:50,790 [crowd cheering] 235 00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:52,792 And what better way to celebrate the holiday 236 00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:55,361 than to reenact a traditional Thanksgiving feast. 237 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,362 -Howdy, everybody. -JR. 238 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,763 -Howdy. Happy Thanksgiving. -Hey, JR. 239 00:09:57,830 --> 00:09:59,332 -Thank you. Thank you. -Happy Thanksgiving. 240 00:09:59,398 --> 00:10:00,266 What do you got there? 241 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,801 Well, I got some roasted chicken, 242 00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,436 just needs a little JR's barbecue sauce, 243 00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:05,204 and it's hot shelf. 244 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,540 Oh my… you guys, those have got to be 245 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,942 the most succulent looking breast and thighs 246 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:11,177 I've ever seen… 247 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:13,179 Definitely. 248 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:15,414 Well, you're not gonna get much of an argument from us. 249 00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,249 I'll tell you what. JR, why don't you sit down 250 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:18,417 -with the chicken. -Yeah. 251 00:10:18,484 --> 00:10:20,286 A lot of the WWE Superstars are gonna be here 252 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,455 with their own recipes from the WWE Cookbook. 253 00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:24,323 It could be the greatest Thanksgiving ever. 254 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:25,324 I think so. 255 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:27,293 Hey, just make yourself at home. 256 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,495 -Happy Thanksgiving. -Happy Thanksgiving. 257 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,631 [Lawler] Oh, breast and thighs. Yahoo! 258 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:34,567 [Cole] Back on SmackDown. 259 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,436 King, a very happy Thanksgiving for "The One" Billy Gunn, 260 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:40,006 winning the Intercontinental Title from Eddie Guerrero. 261 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:41,774 [Lawler] Eddie Guerrero leaped off the top rope, 262 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:44,043 jumped right into the arms of "The One" Billy Gunn, 263 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:47,480 and he became the one Intercontinental Champion. 264 00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:51,250 [Cole] Huge victory for Billy Gunn, celebrating here on SmackDown. 265 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,220 Tremendous effort by "The One" Billy Gunn. 266 00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:55,154 Oh man. 267 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,589 There's "Latino Heat" Eddie Guerrero. 268 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,258 [screams] Oh man, I can't believe I lost it! 269 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,459 [screams] 270 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,262 [grunts and shouts indistinctly] 271 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,097 [regal theme music plays] 272 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,199 [Cole] Latino Heat has lost some of that swagger. 273 00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:09,301 [Lawler] Latino Heat is hot and I don't blame him. 274 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,337 [Cole] Oh boy. 275 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:14,507 The goodwill ambassador from the United Kingdom, 276 00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:15,474 and the United States, 277 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:19,378 and the European Champion, William Regal. 278 00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:22,415 I wonder what kind of Thanksgiving dinner he had today. 279 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:24,083 [announcer] Making his way to the ring, 280 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,018 the World Wrestling Entertainment 281 00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:29,488 European Champion, William Regal! 282 00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:30,823 [Cole] King, if I know my history… 283 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,158 -[Lawler] Yeah? -[Cole] He's a Brit. 284 00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:33,959 I don't think they celebrate Thanksgiving. 285 00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:36,829 [Lawler] Yeah, but he's here in the States, so, you know, 286 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:39,165 you can't go anywhere without eating Thanksgiving dinner today. 287 00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:41,067 [Cole] Well, the European Champion, William Regal… 288 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:42,201 [Lawler] And I wanna thank you 289 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:44,637 for inviting me over for that Thanksgiving dinner. 290 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,639 That Stove Top stuffing was excellent. 291 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,941 -You're welcome. Took a minute to make. -Yeah, right. 292 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:50,576 [crowd roars] 293 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:51,577 Hello. 294 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:52,912 Greetings and well wishes 295 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:55,448 to all my friends here in Fort Lauderdale. 296 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,583 [Lawler] Hello! 297 00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:01,187 [crowd clamoring] 298 00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:03,355 Now, as you know, my friends, 299 00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:05,791 we are coming upon a festive holiday 300 00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:07,626 that you call Thanksgiving. 301 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,832 And being an ambassador of goodwill, 302 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,334 I am here to tell you… 303 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:20,106 [crowd chanting] USA! 304 00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:21,307 [Lawler] Uh-oh, wait a minute. 305 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,542 I am here to tell you 306 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:27,046 that Thanksgiving represents everything 307 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,914 that is wrong with your country. 308 00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:32,118 Firstly… 309 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,657 Thanksgiving started when several pilgrims, 310 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:41,260 who were kicked out of England by the way… 311 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:43,796 came to this country… 312 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:48,100 broke bread with the Native American fellows, 313 00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:50,236 slaughtered some turkeys, 314 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:51,971 and they all had a merry old time. 315 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,806 [Lawler] Hey, a history lesson. 316 00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:59,645 And today, this is why you give thanks to your fellow man 317 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:03,949 and think that everything in the world is peaceful and harmonious. 318 00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:07,353 Well, that my friends, is a load of bloody rubbish. 319 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:08,521 -[Cole] Whoa. -[Lawler] What? 320 00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:09,688 [Lawler] A load of rubbish? 321 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:11,924 Bloody rubbish. [chuckles] 322 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,795 What does Thanksgiving mean today? 323 00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:16,829 I will tell you. 324 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,535 It means a bunch of overweight, 325 00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:26,672 disgusting, dysfunctional families… 326 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:27,640 [Cole] Come on. 327 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,509 …sitting on their bums, 328 00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:36,682 watching cartoon balloons parade on their television screens. 329 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:37,683 [Lawler] Cartoon balloons? 330 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,953 -Is he talking about the parade or what? -What exactly is a Rugrat? 331 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,054 [crowd clamoring] 332 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:43,455 I don't know. 333 00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:44,824 But one thing I do know, 334 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:47,393 it shouldn't have any part of a holiday. 335 00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:51,063 -[Lawler] A Rugrat? -[Cole] A cartoon character. 336 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,031 [Lawler] The floats. 337 00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:54,033 [Cole] Uh-oh. Listen to this. 338 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:58,571 [crowd chanting] Asshole! 339 00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:01,941 And then we come to the Thanksgiving meal. 340 00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,777 Don't even get me started about that, 341 00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,879 because there's so many things wrong with it. 342 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:09,748 It's shocking, but I will let you know 343 00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:12,284 exactly what you need to do to correct this. 344 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,185 [Cole] Great. Good. 345 00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:14,987 You won't miss any out, don't worry. 346 00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,355 [Cole] I was hoping. 347 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:18,457 Firstly, 348 00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:21,360 after you finish the meal, 349 00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:26,198 you do not unbutton your trousers and sit at the table. 350 00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:30,202 It is ghastly, not to mention, very ill-mannered. 351 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:32,671 -[Cole] Do you do that, King? -Ghastly? You did that today. 352 00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,007 Secondly, 353 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:39,245 after your meal, if you must emit a belch, 354 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,280 please put your hands to your mouth. 355 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,182 This should go without bloody saying. 356 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:44,483 [Lawler] A belch? 357 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,451 A burp. [laughs] 358 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:48,120 [crowd clamoring] 359 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,021 Thirdly, 360 00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,825 listen, I'm only trying to help. 361 00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:54,426 ♪ If you smell… ♪ 362 00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:56,896 -[Cole] Wait a minute. -[crowd cheering] 363 00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:58,897 It's The Rock, King! 364 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,699 A tremendous ovation. 365 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:04,837 The Rock's back home in Fort Lauderdale. 366 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,805 What a reaction from this crowd! 367 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,042 [Lawler] Yeah, that's great. The Rock's here, but… 368 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,810 what does The Rock know about etiquette? 369 00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:14,780 [Cole] I'm sure The Rock knows a lot about etiquette. 370 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,915 He's polite. Well, sometimes. 371 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,884 [Lawler] Do you belch, Michael? 372 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:20,619 [Cole] Sometimes. 373 00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,221 But I do put my hand over my mouth. 374 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,957 The Brahma Bull, 375 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:27,293 and look at the look on the face of William Regal. 376 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:28,527 I think he's in shock, King, 377 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:32,731 that The Rock would dare interrupt this goodwill ambassador. 378 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,266 [crowd cheering] 379 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,068 [Lawler] I'm a little shocked myself. 380 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:38,070 [cheering continues] 381 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,773 [Cole] Listen to the crowd in Fort Lauderdale. 382 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:47,413 [crowd chanting] Rocky! 383 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,684 They love The Rock here in his home state, don't they? 384 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,419 Well, they love The Rock everywhere. 385 00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:56,455 [cheering continues] 386 00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:05,230 Finally, The Rock has come back… 387 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:09,735 [crowd] …to Florida! [cheers] 388 00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:18,477 …home. 389 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,346 [crowd cheering] 390 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:21,814 [Lawler] He's back home. 391 00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:28,587 I think The Rock can get this whole election mess right now, you think? 392 00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:35,294 [crowd chanting] Rocky! 393 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:38,163 [Cole] This is where The Rock is from, King, South Florida, 394 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:40,065 and listen to the hometown crowd. 395 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:43,302 [crowd chants and cheers] 396 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:44,636 You see, William Regal, 397 00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:46,405 if you think that The Rock has come out here 398 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,974 to disagree with your little Thanksgiving message… 399 00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:50,843 -You're wrong. -[man] Yeah! 400 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,078 -[Lawler] What? -Quite frankly, 401 00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,147 The Rock agrees with everything you've said. 402 00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:57,282 [Lawler] Huh? 403 00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:02,254 You see, first and foremost, Thanksgiving is a damn fine holiday. 404 00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:03,622 [crowd cheering] 405 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,324 [Lawler] I don't think that's what Regal said. 406 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,594 Secondly, after you eat the meal, 407 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:12,464 there's nothing wrong with unbuttoning your pants. 408 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,199 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler laughs] 409 00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:18,170 Mr. Regal said that's ghastly. 410 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:19,405 And thirdly, 411 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:21,040 you are no more than a suit-wearing, 412 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:24,243 bug-eyed, cockamamie punk-ass [bleep]. 413 00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:26,145 -[Lawler] Whoa! Wait a minute! -[crowd cheering] 414 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,546 Oh my gosh! 415 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,515 [Cole] Happy Thanksgiving, Mr. Regal. 416 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,585 Now, you listen to me, sunshine. 417 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,189 I don't like you coming out here 418 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,824 and besmirching my words. 419 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,392 [The Rock] Whoa, whoa, whoa. 420 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,328 Let The Rock understand this. 421 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,130 "Besmirched." 422 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:52,738 [crowd cheering] 423 00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:55,374 [Lawler] Regal may have to explain that word to The Rock. 424 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:05,951 [crowd chanting] Rocky! 425 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:13,826 [Lawler] Besmirched. 426 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:19,898 You're… you use this word, besmirch, William. 427 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:22,067 Are you feeling besmirched? 428 00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,502 Well, quite honestly, yes, I-- 429 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,370 It doesn't matter if you're feeling besmirched! 430 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:28,640 [crowd cheering] 431 00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:29,842 [Cole] That was good manners. 432 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:34,046 Let The Rock set you straight on just a couple of things. 433 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,149 You see, the pilgrims weren't kicked out of England, 434 00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,750 they left England. 435 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:42,054 [crowd cheering] 436 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,889 They left England, they came over to America, 437 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,459 and they landed on a place called Plymouth Rock. 438 00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:48,694 [Lawler and Cole laugh] 439 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:49,795 Plymouth Rock! 440 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,730 [crowd cheering] 441 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,867 And, you see, Thanksgiving, it's not about eating and drinking. 442 00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:57,136 No, no. It's about giving thanks. 443 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:02,407 And all The Rock's fans would give much thanks 444 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,510 if The Rock would just walk down this ramp… 445 00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,011 [Cole] Uh-oh. 446 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:10,582 [crowd cheering] 447 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,251 …get inside the ring, 448 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,520 look you right in the eyes, and then proceeded… 449 00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:16,755 [in English accent] …to wallop your candy bum 450 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,390 all over Fort Lauderdale. 451 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,025 -[Cole laughs] -[Lawler] Candy bum! 452 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,461 Mr. Regal is being besmirched. 453 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:26,198 [crowd cheering] 454 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:29,535 The Rock better watch out now. 455 00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:32,070 Better be careful with Mr. Regal. Look at the look on his face. 456 00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:34,773 [crowd chanting] Rocky! 457 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,143 Was that some kind of a challenge? 458 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:41,513 Are you challenging me to a match here tonight? 459 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,348 [Lawler] Wait a minute. 460 00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:46,151 Rock, now think twice. You wouldn't wanna tangle with a… 461 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,053 with a besmirched Mr. Regal. 462 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,625 You bet your British [bleep] 463 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,961 The Rock is challenging you to a match tonight. 464 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,729 [crowd cheering] 465 00:19:57,796 --> 00:19:58,764 [Lawler] The British bum. 466 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,335 It's gonna be you and The Rock. 467 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,738 You going one-on-one with The Great One. And The Rock says this, 468 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:07,773 after our match, 469 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:11,210 we're gonna have ourselves a very nice Thanksgiving meal. 470 00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:12,878 [crowd cheering] 471 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,246 -Huh? -A meal after the match? 472 00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:16,515 The Rock is gonna take a turkey… 473 00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:18,417 [Cole] Oh no. 474 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:21,053 [Lawler] Not a turkey. 475 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:25,524 The Rock is gonna eat the breast, eat the wing, eat the thigh, 476 00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:28,660 but The Rock is gonna save you the drumstick. 477 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,098 -[Cole] That was generous. -This is not gonna be pretty. 478 00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:35,133 And The Rock is gonna take that drumstick… 479 00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:39,705 [crowd cheering] 480 00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:42,708 …he's gonna wash it off, so it's nice and clean. 481 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,244 -Oh no. -He's gonna put some of that 482 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,813 English Worcestershire sauce that you like to eat. 483 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,115 [Lawler] Worcestershire sauce? 484 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,217 [crowd cheering] 485 00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:54,987 And then, in an act of American goodwill, 486 00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:58,523 The Rock is gonna bend you over, turn it sideways, 487 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,492 and stick it straight up your candy [bleep]! 488 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:02,094 -[Cole laughs] -[Lawler] No! 489 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,862 [crowd cheering] 490 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,664 [Lawler] He's been double besmirched. 491 00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:11,503 If you smell 492 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:14,106 what The Rock is cooking! 493 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,909 [Cole] King, a wild Thanksgiving SmackDown continues. 494 00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:20,646 Tonight, the European Champion, William Regal, 495 00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:23,682 is gonna go one-on-one with The Great One. 496 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:26,785 [Lawler] The only thing The Rock left out was the pie! 497 00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:28,820 [Cole] The Rock and Regal right here tonight! 498 00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:31,957 Debra, I could really smell what The Rock is cooking here. 499 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:33,992 And speaking of cooking, 500 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:37,429 well, I realize that Thanksgiving is about being with family. 501 00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:39,264 It does feel like a family atmosphere around here, 502 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:41,400 -don't you think? -I don't really like the family thing. 503 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:43,769 There's always that one relative who really gets on your nerves. 504 00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:45,103 -Oh, speaking of. -Hi, guys. 505 00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:46,905 -Hi, Al. -Hi, Mick. 506 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:47,973 -Hi, Debra. -Hi. 507 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,142 I figured, you guys invited me to Thanksgiving dinner, 508 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:51,410 -I'd bring-- -She invited you. 509 00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:53,278 -I know. -I did. 510 00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:56,581 From the WWE Cookbook, I bring my own recipe for Al Snow… 511 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:57,783 -Peas. -…Peas. 512 00:21:57,849 --> 00:21:59,951 He just said, "Al Snow Peas." 513 00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:01,586 [laughs] 514 00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:05,524 That was bad. That really sucked. That joke was bad. 515 00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:06,792 -Just a little bit. -You're right. 516 00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:08,994 All right. Why don't you take your creative little meal 517 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,862 and sit down there with JR and we're gonna have 518 00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:12,698 -a little family feast in a while. -It looks good. 519 00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:14,199 -Looks good. -Thank you for inviting me. 520 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:15,567 -You're welcome. -See you, Mick. 521 00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:17,336 -See you. -Have a good Thanksgiving. 522 00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:18,670 I like a white Christmas, 523 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:21,039 but I really hate snow at Thanksgiving. 524 00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:22,841 [laughs] That was good. 525 00:22:23,942 --> 00:22:26,578 -I will have to give you that. -You're damn right, you will. 526 00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:27,479 Yeah. 527 00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:31,049 -[crowd cheering] -[elegant music plays] 528 00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:32,384 So, Mick, did I tell you 529 00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:35,053 how cute you look today in your little pilgrim hat? 530 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,021 Thank you very much. 531 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:38,724 And may I say, you look outstanding with that… 532 00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:41,093 with that feather in your headband. 533 00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:42,360 -Thank you. -[woman] Hey, Mick. 534 00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:44,196 -Hi. -Hey, Debra. 535 00:22:44,262 --> 00:22:45,364 How are you? 536 00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:48,166 -Hi, Mick. -Hey. 537 00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:50,202 -Thank you for coming. -What did you bring us here? 538 00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:52,437 I just went straight into Can You Take The Heat? 539 00:22:52,504 --> 00:22:53,972 and pulled up my favorite recipe, 540 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,074 -The Kat's homemade beef jerky. -Mmm, it looks good. 541 00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:57,542 -Looks unbelievable. -I just don't think 542 00:22:57,609 --> 00:22:59,044 it's gonna go with my whipped cream. 543 00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,879 Maybe not, but it goes with those strawberries. 544 00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:02,280 -Goes with anything. -You know what? 545 00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:04,583 I'm glad you brought it, but we should set it over there 546 00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:07,586 -with Al Snow's peas and JR's stuff. -"Al Snow Peas." 547 00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:08,954 -Okay. -I told you it was funny. 548 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:12,190 Oh God. I'm kind of glad she brought that. 549 00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:14,025 Oh yeah, just set it right over there. 550 00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:15,427 What an attractive dish. 551 00:23:16,361 --> 00:23:17,729 [rock music plays] 552 00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:19,664 [Cole] Debra looks great as a little Indian. 553 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:22,200 [Lawler] Yeah. How about that dish, The Kat? 554 00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:23,468 What we got going back there? 555 00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:25,804 Another Thanksgiving feast? I'm already-- 556 00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,372 I don't think I can eat another… 557 00:23:27,439 --> 00:23:30,475 Well, you know, it's a tradition on Thanksgiving here at the WWE. 558 00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:33,178 [announcer] …tag team match is scheduled for one fall. 559 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,613 Making their way to the ring, 560 00:23:34,679 --> 00:23:40,352 at a combined weight of 440 pounds, Crash and Hardcore Holly! 561 00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:42,921 [Cole] Huge scores to settle for the Holly cousins here 562 00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:46,458 in this tag team matchup, King, with Hardcore rules. 563 00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:48,193 It was this past Monday night on Raw, 564 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,996 Hardcore Holly versus William Regal in a hardcore matchup, 565 00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:54,966 and Regal had hired the T&A PA, the first person to do so, 566 00:23:55,033 --> 00:23:58,804 for protection, and Test and Albert cost Hardcore Holly that matchup. 567 00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:00,739 [Lawler] A smart move on the part of William Regal. 568 00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:06,545 [announcer] Their opponents, at a combined weight of 614 pounds, T&A! 569 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,381 [Cole] T&A who knocked the Acolytes out of action 570 00:24:09,447 --> 00:24:11,349 and have since taken over the APA offices, 571 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:13,752 and renamed them the T&A PA offices. 572 00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:17,022 Set for a hardcore matchup against Hardcore and Crash Holly. 573 00:24:17,088 --> 00:24:18,390 -[bell ringing] -And here we go! 574 00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:20,392 [Lawler] Boy, this should be wild. And whoa, look out. 575 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:23,161 [Cole] Hardcore rules, no-holds-barred, falls count anywhere, 576 00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:24,229 no disqualifications. 577 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,698 Albert goes to work on Crash, and Test, 578 00:24:26,765 --> 00:24:28,934 well, he goes to work on Hardcore Holly. 579 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,002 Well, you just heard the news, King, The Rock… 580 00:24:31,069 --> 00:24:33,505 [Lawler] Wait a minute. Before I-- before you tell me what The Rock-- 581 00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:36,308 Oh! How about-- where's Trish? 582 00:24:36,374 --> 00:24:38,543 -What do you mean where's Trish? -We got T&A. Where's Trish? 583 00:24:38,610 --> 00:24:40,045 Well, she's in action later on. 584 00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:42,714 Trish goes one-on-one with another Holly cousin, 585 00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:44,216 that'd be Molly. 586 00:24:44,282 --> 00:24:46,485 Yeah, but I'd like to see as much of Trish as possible. 587 00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:49,554 Good golly. Is she gonna go against Molly? 588 00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:51,089 [Cole] Oh, look out! What a dropkick. 589 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,924 Standing dropkick by Hardcore Holly, 590 00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:55,026 delivering to the chin of Albert. 591 00:24:55,093 --> 00:24:57,062 First cover of the matchup, and a kickout after two. 592 00:24:57,128 --> 00:24:58,697 You heard the news before, King. 593 00:24:58,763 --> 00:25:02,100 The Rock and William Regal will tangle right here tonight 594 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,201 on SmackDown, one-on-one. 595 00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:05,437 And it sounds like The Rock is gonna have a little bit of fun 596 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:08,673 -with the European Champion. -[Lawler] Hold the phone. Wait a minute. 597 00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:10,542 If you think that wrestling William Regal, 598 00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:12,511 and especially a besmirched William Regal, 599 00:25:12,577 --> 00:25:14,246 is gonna be fun, you got another thing coming. 600 00:25:14,312 --> 00:25:16,414 Rock better take this match dead seriously. 601 00:25:16,481 --> 00:25:18,183 [Cole] William Regal is the European Champion. 602 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,218 As T&A hammer away on Crash. 603 00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:22,020 Hardcore Holly was knocked out of the ring, 604 00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:24,623 and the referee, Jimmy Korderas… 605 00:25:25,423 --> 00:25:27,058 -Oh boy. -He needs to get in between these two. 606 00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:29,594 This is a hardcore matchup, hardcore rules, King, 607 00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:32,430 and Hardcore is going for the tools. 608 00:25:32,497 --> 00:25:34,900 [Lawler] Oh, that big, leather-- Wait! Oh! 609 00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:38,103 [Cole] Right off the face of Test, and a shot to the gut of Albert. 610 00:25:38,169 --> 00:25:39,371 And a shot now to the back, 611 00:25:39,437 --> 00:25:41,806 as Hardcore Holly goes to work on T&A. 612 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:44,209 Hardcore Holly looks great, out of action for five months 613 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:46,411 with that broken arm, thanks to Kurt Angle. 614 00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:48,280 Hardcore is back with a vengeance. 615 00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:52,250 If my dad had a leather strap that time, I'd have never gotten out of line. 616 00:25:52,317 --> 00:25:54,352 You heard Mick Foley saying that a lot of the Superstars 617 00:25:54,419 --> 00:25:55,921 will be stopping by, King. 618 00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:58,590 Big WWE traditional Thanksgiving feast! 619 00:25:58,657 --> 00:26:01,126 As Albert bounces off that steel post, 620 00:26:01,192 --> 00:26:04,496 and Test continues the assault on Crash inside the ring. 621 00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:06,031 [Lawler] After seeing The Kat back there, 622 00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:08,400 and after seeing Debra, 623 00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:10,569 and, of course, those succulent breasts and thighs, 624 00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:12,270 I might have to stop by myself. 625 00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:14,906 -Woo! -[Cole] What about The Kat's Beef Jerky? 626 00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:17,375 Out of the Can You Take The Heat? cookbook. 627 00:26:17,442 --> 00:26:18,276 Oh yeah! 628 00:26:18,343 --> 00:26:21,846 Oh, look at Hardcore using that pole across the back of Test, 629 00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:23,548 and another shot by Hardcore Holly, 630 00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:26,351 a former Hardcore Champion in his own right. 631 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,053 [Lawler] Everything this guy does is hardcore. 632 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:29,054 [Cole] What a shot! 633 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,623 Yeah, perfectly legal in this type of matchup. 634 00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:32,724 And look at the strength 635 00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:36,027 by Albert dropping Hardcore Holly on the top rope. 636 00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:38,296 Commissioner Mick Foley been awfully busy today, 637 00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:39,664 not only back there with the feast, 638 00:26:39,731 --> 00:26:42,901 but setting up that big tag team matchup for later on. 639 00:26:42,968 --> 00:26:44,903 Stone Cold and Y2J against-- 640 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:47,172 Get this, Chris Benoit and Kane. 641 00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:51,242 [Lawler] This will be the fourth time Foley's eaten today. 642 00:26:51,977 --> 00:26:52,811 Uh-oh. 643 00:26:52,877 --> 00:26:56,514 You know, rather we're talking about a Myles Standish-type outfit. 644 00:26:57,215 --> 00:26:59,384 As Crash delivered the DDT. 645 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,385 [Lawler] Look out. 646 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,754 [Cole] The agility of Crash, clocked with the right hand by Test, 647 00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:05,223 shot to the eyes of Test from Crash Holly. 648 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,692 The most prolific Hardcore Champion of all time! 649 00:27:07,759 --> 00:27:08,994 What a hurricanrana! 650 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:11,997 Here's the cover, hooks the leg, could be a huge upset. 651 00:27:12,063 --> 00:27:13,898 Test kicks out before the count of three. 652 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,867 [Lawler] You know, I actually taught Crash that move? 653 00:27:15,934 --> 00:27:17,369 -[Cole] What? The hurricanrana? -Yes. 654 00:27:17,435 --> 00:27:18,770 -[Cole] Please. -[Lawler] Look out! 655 00:27:18,837 --> 00:27:21,306 Shot top-- the hurricanrana from the top. To the forehead… 656 00:27:22,607 --> 00:27:24,209 by Albert to Hardcore. 657 00:27:24,275 --> 00:27:25,810 -Oh! -Oh, a missile dropkick by Crash. 658 00:27:25,877 --> 00:27:27,979 -See, I used to… -That could do it right there, King. 659 00:27:28,046 --> 00:27:29,014 [Cole] Cover by Crash. 660 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,515 There's one, there's two… 661 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:32,017 Oh, he almost had him! 662 00:27:32,684 --> 00:27:33,518 Oh! 663 00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:35,787 Fire extinguisher from Albert to Hardcore. 664 00:27:35,854 --> 00:27:37,422 [Lawler] Wreaking havoc. 665 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,424 That'll knock Hardcore out of action for a little bit 666 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:42,460 as Crash continues to kick to the ribs of Test. 667 00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:44,095 I taught Crash a lot of things, you know. 668 00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:46,698 Matter of fact, I used to be Crash's height… when I was two. 669 00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:48,366 -[Prince Albert screaming] -Look out! Oh! 670 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,870 [Cole] Albert with that trash container smacked into the head of Crash, 671 00:27:51,936 --> 00:27:54,005 and a kick to the face by Test. 672 00:27:54,072 --> 00:27:56,675 -[Lawler] Poor little Crash. -Here's the cover, hook to the leg. 673 00:27:56,741 --> 00:27:58,643 -Crash with a big heart and resilience. -[bell rings] 674 00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:01,112 He just didn't have it in that two-on-one situation. 675 00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:03,581 -[announcer] Here are your winners, T&A! -T&A win the matchup. 676 00:28:03,648 --> 00:28:06,284 [Lawler] Poor Crash got smashed with that can. 677 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,319 -Oh, here's… Uh-oh. -Look at-- Oh no! 678 00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:11,222 [Cole] Hardcore Holly with a sign to the head of Test, 679 00:28:11,289 --> 00:28:13,858 as Albert rolls out of harm's way. 680 00:28:13,925 --> 00:28:15,460 Hardcore was taken out of the matchup, King, 681 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,495 with a fire extinguisher by Albert. 682 00:28:17,562 --> 00:28:20,031 It left Crash in a two-on-one situation. 683 00:28:20,098 --> 00:28:23,034 Crash did what he could, but just couldn't handle T&A. 684 00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:24,502 [rock music plays] 685 00:28:24,569 --> 00:28:25,603 [Lawler] Man, oh man. 686 00:28:26,137 --> 00:28:28,907 Big victory. Hardcore style for T&A. 687 00:28:28,973 --> 00:28:30,475 [rock music turns elegant] 688 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,277 [Debra] Hope y'all are having a good time. 689 00:28:32,343 --> 00:28:34,579 -Oh God. -What a potato. 690 00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:36,581 Hey, is this… all of this food is wonderful. 691 00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:38,116 -It's delicious. Wonderful. -Yeah, 692 00:28:38,183 --> 00:28:39,818 but it's missing a little something. 693 00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:41,920 I mean, there's nothing really sweet here, 694 00:28:41,986 --> 00:28:43,888 at least not as far as the food is concerned. 695 00:28:43,955 --> 00:28:45,457 Attaboy, Mick. Good one. Good one. 696 00:28:45,523 --> 00:28:46,858 -That was a good one. -Too Cool! 697 00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:48,626 -Ow! -What's up, man? 698 00:28:48,693 --> 00:28:50,628 -How about some sweet potato… -Ooh. 699 00:28:50,695 --> 00:28:52,097 Sweet potato casserole. How about that? 700 00:28:52,163 --> 00:28:53,732 Sounds good, Scotty. What do you got? 701 00:28:53,798 --> 00:28:55,934 -That looks good. -This is my Too Cool orange saffron. 702 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,302 -"Can you bake the heat?" -Love it. 703 00:28:57,368 --> 00:28:59,237 Oh my, my, my. 704 00:28:59,304 --> 00:29:02,774 That food pumps me up almost as much as doing the worm. 705 00:29:02,841 --> 00:29:06,377 So why don't you two-- you guys sit down, join the feast, 706 00:29:06,444 --> 00:29:08,613 and start chillin' like villains. 707 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,683 Oh my goodness! Sounds like a plan, commissioner man. 708 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,118 -Come on, Scott. -Yeah, just sit down. 709 00:29:13,184 --> 00:29:14,252 Just make yourself at home. 710 00:29:14,319 --> 00:29:15,620 [babbling] 711 00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:18,156 Hey, can I give you a little advice, Mick? 712 00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:21,226 You trying to be hip, no. 713 00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:22,994 But I am hip. 714 00:29:26,131 --> 00:29:29,434 [up-tempo holiday music playing] 715 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:32,737 [announcer] When it's going to be a tough night, but he still wants to look right, 716 00:29:32,804 --> 00:29:34,873 Santa chooses Lugz boots. 717 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:37,041 Peace and joy, Lugz. 718 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:43,047 -[holiday music continues] -[exclaims joyously] 719 00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:44,849 -[Ross] 3D! 3D! -[Lawler] Yes! 720 00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:46,518 -That should be it! -Hey, hey, hey, hey! 721 00:29:46,584 --> 00:29:47,485 -Come on. -Look at this! 722 00:29:47,552 --> 00:29:49,954 [Ross] Right to Censor just lately got disqualified. 723 00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:52,690 That white socks wearing nerd is gonna get what he deserves. 724 00:29:52,757 --> 00:29:55,026 -Look out! -Steven Richards broken in half! 725 00:29:55,093 --> 00:29:58,096 [Lawler] This is great. We still got tables here in the WWE. 726 00:29:58,163 --> 00:29:59,964 [holiday music fades] 727 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,299 [alarm blares] 728 00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:03,101 King, you think Right to Censor has been invited 729 00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:05,670 to the big traditional Thanksgiving feast? 730 00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:07,105 [Lawler] I would sort of doubt it. 731 00:30:07,939 --> 00:30:10,809 If so, they would-- these guys are tremendous party-poopers. 732 00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:12,177 They'd find something wrong with it. 733 00:30:12,243 --> 00:30:15,180 [Cole] Well, Val Venis set for action and look at Steven Richards, King. 734 00:30:15,246 --> 00:30:16,648 Still in serious pain 735 00:30:16,714 --> 00:30:18,483 -after The Dudley Boyz… -[bell ringing] 736 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,084 …put him through a table on Raw. 737 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:21,586 [announcer] …scheduled for one fall. 738 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,522 Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Steven Richards, 739 00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:27,258 he weighs in at 244 pounds, 740 00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:31,062 and is a member of Right to Censor, Val Venis. 741 00:30:31,129 --> 00:30:32,964 [Cole] The Right to Censor can't even crack a smile 742 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:34,799 on a wonderful day like Thanksgiving. 743 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,668 The white socks wearing nerd, 744 00:30:36,734 --> 00:30:38,536 Steven Richards will get no sympathy from me. 745 00:30:38,603 --> 00:30:40,171 [Cole] Lighten up for one day. 746 00:30:40,238 --> 00:30:42,874 I would like to come out here 747 00:30:42,941 --> 00:30:45,743 and wish each and every single one of you 748 00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:47,545 a very happy Thanksgiving. 749 00:30:47,612 --> 00:30:48,880 However… 750 00:30:48,947 --> 00:30:51,883 -[Lawler] I knew that was coming. -…I cannot do that. 751 00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:55,253 -And I think we're gonna find out why. -You see, 752 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,788 each and every single one of you 753 00:30:56,855 --> 00:31:00,158 should be at home right now 754 00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:04,095 spending quality time with your family, 755 00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:06,097 but you're not, are you? 756 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,935 You're doing what the Right to Censor 757 00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:12,704 has always said you have done. 758 00:31:12,770 --> 00:31:14,205 You are proving 759 00:31:14,272 --> 00:31:17,775 that you are nothing more than a bunch of immoral scum… 760 00:31:17,842 --> 00:31:21,279 Why? Because instead of spending quality time with your family, 761 00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:24,816 you're watching this sick, perverse programming. 762 00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,719 [Cole] Lots of people are spending quality time, King, 763 00:31:27,785 --> 00:31:29,420 watching SmackDown with their families. 764 00:31:29,487 --> 00:31:33,591 Now, tonight, the Right to Censor demands 765 00:31:33,658 --> 00:31:39,931 that you say "no more" to the song "Getting Rowdy," 766 00:31:39,998 --> 00:31:44,068 and say hello to getting morality. 767 00:31:44,135 --> 00:31:45,203 [Cole] "Getting morality"? 768 00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:46,905 ♪ Oh you didn't know You better call somebody ♪ 769 00:31:46,971 --> 00:31:48,806 We're gonna get rowdy right now, King! 770 00:31:48,873 --> 00:31:51,342 -Uh-oh, here we go. -♪ K-Kwik get rowdy, get rowdy ♪ 771 00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:53,444 ♪ Come on, come on Let's go, Fort Lauderdale ♪ 772 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,147 ♪ Fort Lauderdale, get rowdy ♪ 773 00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:59,417 ♪ Come on, man, K-Kwik's gonna move some things ♪ 774 00:31:59,484 --> 00:32:02,186 ♪ And get rowdy, We're gonna roll it down ♪ 775 00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:04,489 ♪ We're bringing hell in Fort Lauderdale ♪ 776 00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:07,158 ♪ We gettin' rowdy 'Bout to move some things ♪ 777 00:32:07,225 --> 00:32:09,060 ♪ K-Kwik's gonna move some things ♪ 778 00:32:09,961 --> 00:32:12,430 ♪ Two real G's And we 'bout to get rowdy ♪ 779 00:32:12,497 --> 00:32:14,832 ♪ You didn't know You better ask somebody ♪ 780 00:32:14,899 --> 00:32:16,801 ♪ Steppin' through the dust 'Cause I'm mystical ♪ 781 00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:19,604 ♪ No damn doubt about it K-Kwik And Road Dogg ♪ 782 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:22,140 ♪ Gettin' rowdy We 'bout to move some things ♪ 783 00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:24,409 ♪ Me and Road Dogg With the cash and change ♪ 784 00:32:24,475 --> 00:32:26,844 ♪ Check yourself And realize we're all that ♪ 785 00:32:26,911 --> 00:32:29,247 ♪ If you step your ass up And get your Hat Rack Crack ♪ 786 00:32:29,314 --> 00:32:31,416 ♪ No doubt about it We can tell we're the best ♪ 787 00:32:31,482 --> 00:32:34,185 ♪ And puttin' all the knucklehead Haters to rest ♪ 788 00:32:34,252 --> 00:32:36,587 ♪ We'll set your ass up And toss it around ♪ 789 00:32:36,654 --> 00:32:39,190 ♪ 'Cause we're two real G's With the real ass sound ♪ 790 00:32:39,257 --> 00:32:40,258 ♪ We gettin' rowdy ♪ 791 00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:43,594 ♪ Come on, raise your hands up ♪ 792 00:32:43,661 --> 00:32:46,631 ♪ We gettin' rowdy 'Bout to move some things ♪ 793 00:32:47,332 --> 00:32:48,466 ♪ Move some things ♪ 794 00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:51,269 ♪ We gettin' rowdy 'Bout to move some things ♪ 795 00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:53,404 ♪ Fort Lauderdale, move some things ♪ 796 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:54,706 ♪ We gettin' rowdy ♪ 797 00:32:56,407 --> 00:32:58,776 -Oh yeah! -Fort Lauderdale, get rowdy! 798 00:32:58,843 --> 00:32:59,944 Good luck. 799 00:33:00,611 --> 00:33:02,513 [Cole] Road Dogg and K-Kwik gettin' rowdy. 800 00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:04,916 [Lawler] You got to admit, rap and wrestling go together… 801 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,951 -[bell ringing] -…like turkey and dressing. 802 00:33:07,018 --> 00:33:09,320 Well, Val Venis set to go one with-- one-on-one 803 00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:12,056 with this charismatic young Superstar, K-Kwik, 804 00:33:12,123 --> 00:33:14,225 who arrived on the scene a few weeks ago 805 00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:17,228 as Road Dogg's partner, and King, K-Kwik has been impressive, 806 00:33:17,295 --> 00:33:19,263 but he's got his work cut out for him 807 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:21,232 against a former Intercontinental Champion. 808 00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:23,167 [Lawler] Yeah, and especially after coming out here, 809 00:33:23,234 --> 00:33:25,236 doing that dance and all that rapping, 810 00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:28,473 I think that really set Val Venis off here. 811 00:33:28,539 --> 00:33:31,609 Well, Val Venis stomping what he would call morality, 812 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,911 so to speak, and then K-Kwik whipped across the ring, 813 00:33:33,978 --> 00:33:35,380 K-Kwik up over the top of Val Venis. 814 00:33:35,446 --> 00:33:38,116 -[Lawler] Look at that. -[Cole] Great athletic ability by K-Kwik 815 00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:40,785 and what a shot to the side of the head of Val Venis. 816 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,920 It's been a wild ride already this Thanksgiving, King. 817 00:33:42,987 --> 00:33:46,324 New Intercontinental Champion crowned, "The One" Billy Gunn, 818 00:33:46,391 --> 00:33:49,460 and still to come tonight, that huge tag team matchup. 819 00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:52,063 Oh man, what a maneuver by K-Kwik. 820 00:33:52,130 --> 00:33:54,866 Stone Cold and Y2J teaming up 821 00:33:54,932 --> 00:33:57,502 against Chris Benoit and Kane. 822 00:33:57,568 --> 00:34:00,004 What about that-- wait a minute. Watch this. This is gonna be quick! 823 00:34:00,071 --> 00:34:03,841 [Cole] Watch out! Top rope, K-Kwik taking Val Venis down. 824 00:34:03,908 --> 00:34:05,243 [Lawler] What about that little feast 825 00:34:05,309 --> 00:34:06,744 -going on in the back? -[shouts] 826 00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:08,045 I know it's a family feast, 827 00:34:08,112 --> 00:34:11,115 but it's starting to look like The Addams Family feast out there, 828 00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:13,351 that kind of characters we're getting assembled. 829 00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:15,520 Commissioner Mick Foley dressed as a pilgrim, 830 00:34:15,586 --> 00:34:18,222 Debra as, I guess Pocahontas, so to speak, 831 00:34:18,289 --> 00:34:20,391 as K-Kwik bounces off the barricade and… 832 00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:22,427 [Lawler] And what about JR dressed as… 833 00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:24,262 -[Cole] JR. -Yeah, that's right, I forgot. 834 00:34:24,328 --> 00:34:25,930 Superstars bringing their recipes 835 00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:27,832 from the Can You Take The Heat? cookbook. 836 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,834 We've seen Too Cool, Al Snow, The Kat, 837 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,804 you can imagine all the Superstars can't wait to get out of the ring, 838 00:34:32,870 --> 00:34:35,406 get their recipes made, get back here for this big feast. 839 00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:39,177 And what a shot by Val Venis to K-Kwik. 840 00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:42,480 You know, you get back to that Austin, Y2J, Chris Benoit, Kane matchup, 841 00:34:42,547 --> 00:34:43,781 but you think Chris Benoit 842 00:34:43,848 --> 00:34:46,150 underestimated Austin's technical wrestling ability 843 00:34:46,217 --> 00:34:47,685 this past Monday night on Raw? 844 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:48,986 [Lawler] It was amazing to me. 845 00:34:49,053 --> 00:34:52,390 I mean, when it developed into a slugfest, 846 00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:54,625 it was actually Benoit that had the upper hand, 847 00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:56,494 -but when it came to technical wrestling-- -Oh! 848 00:34:57,428 --> 00:35:01,466 I mean, The Rattlesnake taught Benoit a lesson or two, it's unbelievable. 849 00:35:01,532 --> 00:35:03,234 -Oh baby! -[Cole] Big back body drop. 850 00:35:03,301 --> 00:35:04,869 I can guarantee you one thing, King, 851 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:08,840 tonight, Chris Benoit will not underestimate The Rattlesnake. 852 00:35:08,906 --> 00:35:11,909 The Rabid Wolverine is going Rattlesnake hunting here tonight. 853 00:35:11,976 --> 00:35:12,844 Oh. 854 00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:15,513 And don't forget the big issue between Y2J and Kane. 855 00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:19,050 Kane helped Ben on disfiguring Chris Jericho. 856 00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:23,354 [Lawler] Yeah, I just got to think that if I were Chris Jericho… 857 00:35:23,421 --> 00:35:25,089 [Cole] What an elbow by Val Venis. 858 00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:26,691 [Lawler] I might… I just might wanna call-- 859 00:35:26,757 --> 00:35:28,125 [Cole] Cover by-- look at Val! Val's-- 860 00:35:28,192 --> 00:35:29,961 His feet are on the ropes, and the referee… 861 00:35:30,027 --> 00:35:31,896 [Lawler] Well, you could barely see that. 862 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,798 -Well, the referee saw it clean as day. -I guess. 863 00:35:33,865 --> 00:35:36,300 [Cole] Val Venis using the ropes for leverage. 864 00:35:36,367 --> 00:35:39,036 Look out now. K-Kwik rolls up Val Venis, could have him here! 865 00:35:39,103 --> 00:35:41,873 And a kickout after two in this one-on-one matchup. 866 00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:45,309 Also tonight, The Rock and William Regal, 867 00:35:45,376 --> 00:35:47,278 and you made a good point before when I said that 868 00:35:47,345 --> 00:35:49,547 The Rock was gonna have fun with William Regal here tonight. 869 00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:52,650 The Rock cannot underestimate the European Champion. 870 00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:56,020 [Lawler] Got that right. And especially now the besmirched European Champion. 871 00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:57,989 -Spinebuster as Steven Richards… -Now there's somebody 872 00:35:58,055 --> 00:35:59,657 that deserves to be besmirched. 873 00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:01,559 [Cole] The leader of Right to Censor looks on, 874 00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:04,829 still suffering the ill effects of being put through a table on Raw 875 00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:05,930 by The Dudley Boyz. 876 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,199 -There's Road Dogg. -I give thanks for that sight. 877 00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:10,001 K-Kwik, Val Venis to the top rope, 878 00:36:10,067 --> 00:36:11,969 and K-Kwik trying to battle back. 879 00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:15,239 [Lawler] Well, we've seen the Road Dogg and K-Kwik in tag team matches. 880 00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:18,042 This is the first time, a single match here for K-Kwik. 881 00:36:18,109 --> 00:36:19,343 He's doing well, don't you think? 882 00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:21,179 [Cole] Look out, K-Kwik on the top rope. 883 00:36:21,245 --> 00:36:22,313 What's he gonna do here, King? 884 00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:25,917 Hurricanrana to Val Venis off the top rope. 885 00:36:25,983 --> 00:36:28,319 Oh, look at this, the Tag Team Champion, 886 00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:30,221 Bull Buchanan and The Godfather. 887 00:36:30,888 --> 00:36:31,889 Wait, look at this! 888 00:36:31,956 --> 00:36:34,759 They're mugging Road Dogg outside the ring. 889 00:36:35,326 --> 00:36:37,962 [Lawler] K-Kwik just now realizing what's going on. 890 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:39,163 [Cole] The Tag Team Champions, 891 00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:42,066 part of Right to Censor are mugging the Road Dogg. 892 00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:44,268 [Lawler] You can't turn your back on Val Venis though. 893 00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:46,337 [Cole] K-Kwik was going to his partner's aide. 894 00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:47,738 Reversal by K-Kwik. 895 00:36:47,805 --> 00:36:49,040 Val Venis is in trouble. 896 00:36:49,106 --> 00:36:50,208 He's got him covered. 897 00:36:50,274 --> 00:36:52,310 But the referee's distracted! Look at Steven Richards. 898 00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:57,615 Oh! A DDT by Steven Richards, sacrificing himself for Val Venis. 899 00:36:57,682 --> 00:37:00,051 Here's the cover by Val, hook of the leg. 900 00:37:00,117 --> 00:37:01,786 [Lawler] Come on, ref. Wait a minute, hold it! 901 00:37:01,852 --> 00:37:03,621 -[Cole] Right to Censor steals one. -[bell rings] 902 00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:05,056 [alarm sound blaring] 903 00:37:05,122 --> 00:37:09,060 -How many have these jerks stolen? -[announcer] Your winner, Val Venis! 904 00:37:09,126 --> 00:37:11,128 [Cole] You saw Steven Richards in obvious pain 905 00:37:11,195 --> 00:37:12,997 after being put through a table, King, 906 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:16,601 and Right to Censor proving there that they're gonna stop at nothing 907 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:19,237 to get their agenda accomplished here 908 00:37:19,303 --> 00:37:21,005 in World Wrestling Entertainment. 909 00:37:21,606 --> 00:37:22,940 [Lawler] I wanna tell you something. 910 00:37:23,641 --> 00:37:25,910 These gotta be the biggest hypocrites in the world. 911 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:27,378 Why don't you practice what you preach? 912 00:37:28,212 --> 00:37:29,046 Have some. 913 00:37:29,113 --> 00:37:32,383 [indistinct chatter] 914 00:37:32,450 --> 00:37:33,851 [laughter] 915 00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:36,020 Funaki, wassup? 916 00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:39,490 [both] Wassup? 917 00:37:41,025 --> 00:37:42,627 Kung Pao chicken. 918 00:37:42,693 --> 00:37:44,962 Thank you. You know, it's not officially Thanksgiving 919 00:37:45,029 --> 00:37:47,164 unless there's Kung Pao chicken, right? 920 00:37:47,231 --> 00:37:49,100 That's right. Just like it's not officially Christmas 921 00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:50,835 until we have the candy cane. 922 00:37:50,901 --> 00:37:52,003 Kane? 923 00:37:52,069 --> 00:37:53,938 No, no, no Kane! 924 00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:56,173 Hey, hey… [speaking gibberish] 925 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,042 Little rascal there, what's wrong with him? 926 00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:01,212 I tell you what's wrong, he's got to chill on the caffeine is what's wrong with him. 927 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,147 Put the "Fu" in Funaki. 928 00:38:03,214 --> 00:38:04,849 [laughter] 929 00:38:04,915 --> 00:38:06,817 Oh! Wassup? 930 00:38:07,418 --> 00:38:09,320 Wassup? 931 00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:13,858 [Cole] Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at the WWE. 932 00:38:13,924 --> 00:38:16,327 We're bracing for a huge tag matchup on SmackDown. 933 00:38:16,394 --> 00:38:20,364 Stone Cold and Y2J to meet Kane and Chris Benoit! 934 00:38:20,431 --> 00:38:23,067 [Lawler] That's gonna be great, but let me tell you about somebody 935 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,102 who should really be thanking their lucky stars, 936 00:38:25,169 --> 00:38:28,105 it's Kurt Angle who should be thankful that he's still WWE Champ. 937 00:38:29,173 --> 00:38:30,808 [Kurt] I am pleased to announce 938 00:38:31,842 --> 00:38:36,547 that the annual Survivor Series screwjob was avoided. 939 00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:38,115 [Ross] There was a screwjob all right. 940 00:38:38,182 --> 00:38:40,785 [Kurt] And no, a new champion was not crowned. 941 00:38:40,851 --> 00:38:44,388 Unfortunately, Survivor Series did not go without a hitch. 942 00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:48,993 I would like all of you to meet my older brother, Eric Angle. 943 00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:50,361 [Lawler] It's his brother! 944 00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:54,832 And it was Eric's idea to surprise his baby brother 945 00:38:54,899 --> 00:38:56,534 by hiding underneath the ring, 946 00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:01,038 and then coming out to celebrate my win over The Undertaker. 947 00:39:01,439 --> 00:39:05,810 But The Undertaker cowardly pulled him out from under the ring 948 00:39:05,876 --> 00:39:07,778 and gave him The Last Ride. 949 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:10,614 I ended up winning the title 950 00:39:10,681 --> 00:39:14,585 and I will remain the champion for a very, very long time. 951 00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:18,289 [Ross] Well, let's see if business will pick up here. 952 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:20,491 [Lawler] Why in the world would Undertaker have any business 953 00:39:20,558 --> 00:39:22,059 coming out here now? 954 00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:27,031 [Ross] I don't think the American Badass is coming to debate or negotiate. 955 00:39:27,098 --> 00:39:29,500 [Lawler] And Kurt Angle using his brother as a shield. 956 00:39:29,567 --> 00:39:30,901 It's Kurt's brother! 957 00:39:30,968 --> 00:39:33,003 [Ross] Oh, his brother Eric Angle. 958 00:39:33,070 --> 00:39:35,506 Welcome to the WWE, big brother. 959 00:39:35,573 --> 00:39:37,775 [Lawler] The Undertaker showing absolutely no respect 960 00:39:37,842 --> 00:39:39,310 for our WWE Champion. 961 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,479 [Ross] Kurt's brother, Eric, left lying in the ring. 962 00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:43,614 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -They're getting awful close to the edge. 963 00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:44,982 [Ross] Hey, wait a minute. 964 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:47,384 -Hey, wait, wait, wait a minute. -[Ross] Wait a second here. 965 00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:48,819 [Lawler] No, wait a minute! 966 00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:50,121 [both exclaim] 967 00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:54,959 The chair, right on the concrete, right on the table! 968 00:39:55,025 --> 00:39:56,827 -[Lawler] Oh my God! -[Ross] The American Badass 969 00:39:56,894 --> 00:40:01,399 just throwed our WWE Champion all the way to hell! 970 00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:04,535 [Lawler] What a way to celebrate his decade of destruction, 971 00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:06,537 he's destroyed our WWE Champion. 972 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:09,573 [up-tempo music plays] 973 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,709 [Cole] Well, King, Deadman Inc. 974 00:40:11,776 --> 00:40:14,845 leaving a mark on the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion 975 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:17,181 -on Raw this past Monday night and… -[Lawler] Oh no. 976 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:19,583 [Cole] We have the champion in a neck brace. 977 00:40:20,785 --> 00:40:25,222 [Lawler] Well, you say that with actually a smile on your face. 978 00:40:25,289 --> 00:40:26,991 I mean, this man is lucky to be alive. 979 00:40:27,992 --> 00:40:30,694 -[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen… -[loud popping] 980 00:40:33,230 --> 00:40:34,398 Making his way to the ring, 981 00:40:34,465 --> 00:40:39,103 the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion, Kurt Angle! 982 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:40,971 [Cole] Kurt Angle maybe lucky to be alive, 983 00:40:41,038 --> 00:40:42,239 but Kurt Angle's also lucky 984 00:40:42,306 --> 00:40:45,609 he's the WWE Champion if not for that screwjob. 985 00:40:45,676 --> 00:40:50,347 [Lawler] Well, tonight, WWE SmackDown is brought to you by WWE No Mercy. 986 00:40:50,414 --> 00:40:53,517 Go backstage and bring out the ladders and wreak some serious havoc 987 00:40:53,584 --> 00:40:56,453 in WWE No Mercy, brought to you by THQ. 988 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,956 [Cole] And by Crunch 'n Munch, the big popcorn and peanut crunch, 989 00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:01,158 because life is sweet and a little crunchy. 990 00:41:01,225 --> 00:41:05,663 [Lawler] And by the Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask from Nintendo. 991 00:41:05,729 --> 00:41:09,133 [up-tempo music continues] 992 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,501 Oh, this guy's got to be hurting. 993 00:41:13,938 --> 00:41:14,772 Now, please. 994 00:41:15,773 --> 00:41:17,107 You know, believe it or not, 995 00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:21,912 your Olympic hero is a little naive. 996 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,148 [Lawler] No. 997 00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:26,951 Because when I successfully defended my title 998 00:41:27,017 --> 00:41:29,220 against The Undertaker at Survivor Series, 999 00:41:30,387 --> 00:41:32,156 I thought that would be the end of it. 1000 00:41:34,525 --> 00:41:37,127 I mean, I faced The Undertaker, 1001 00:41:37,995 --> 00:41:39,864 I pinned his shoulders to the mat, 1002 00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:42,867 and I had my hand raised in victory. 1003 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:44,401 [Lawler] It's true, it's true. 1004 00:41:44,468 --> 00:41:45,769 -[Cole] He cheated. -Oh please. 1005 00:41:45,836 --> 00:41:46,937 And in the past, 1006 00:41:48,138 --> 00:41:50,274 when I would face my opponents, 1007 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:53,444 whether it'd be in high school, college, or the Olympics, 1008 00:41:54,612 --> 00:41:57,681 my opponents, after I beat them of course, 1009 00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:01,318 would say, "Nice job, Mr. Angle." 1010 00:42:01,919 --> 00:42:04,822 "It was an honor just to be in the ring with you." 1011 00:42:06,123 --> 00:42:08,826 -[Lawler] Just like in the WWE. -But, oh no, not The Undertaker. 1012 00:42:09,894 --> 00:42:10,794 Oh no. 1013 00:42:12,129 --> 00:42:15,099 Undertaker, if that is your real name, 1014 00:42:16,767 --> 00:42:20,271 you just can't stand the fact that you lost to the better man. 1015 00:42:21,972 --> 00:42:22,973 And what you did 1016 00:42:24,108 --> 00:42:28,078 was the most unsportsmanlike thing I have ever seen. 1017 00:42:29,079 --> 00:42:31,081 [Lawler] You got to admit it, Undertaker is a sore loser. 1018 00:42:32,182 --> 00:42:33,017 And, you know, 1019 00:42:34,118 --> 00:42:36,387 to have a problem with me is one thing. 1020 00:42:38,022 --> 00:42:39,924 But to take it out on my brother, 1021 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:45,062 who just happened to be under the ring, 1022 00:42:45,129 --> 00:42:46,497 merely hiding under the ring 1023 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:49,633 so he could come out and surprise his baby brother, 1024 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:52,736 and celebrate my big win with me after I beat you, 1025 00:42:55,873 --> 00:42:59,176 and you had to give The Last Ride to my brother 1026 00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:00,477 in the middle of this ring. 1027 00:43:01,345 --> 00:43:03,314 [Lawler] I think he's gonna cry, Michael. 1028 00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:05,749 He's an emotional guy. 1029 00:43:05,816 --> 00:43:07,851 Well, congratulations, Undertaker. 1030 00:43:09,019 --> 00:43:10,854 Because that little piece of business 1031 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:15,359 just earned you sore loser of the year. 1032 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:16,327 -It's true. -I knew it. 1033 00:43:16,393 --> 00:43:18,562 -[Cole] Oh no. -[Lawler] I knew it, and it's true! 1034 00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:20,331 [Cole] The sore loser of the year. 1035 00:43:20,397 --> 00:43:22,533 I'm sure The Undertaker is upset about that. 1036 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,868 But that wasn't it, was it, Undertaker? 1037 00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:27,438 Last Monday night on Raw, 1038 00:43:28,572 --> 00:43:30,841 when I was trying to make it up to my brother 1039 00:43:32,109 --> 00:43:34,378 by giving him his moment in the sun, 1040 00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:37,681 you had to go and ruin that too. 1041 00:43:39,383 --> 00:43:41,352 Get better, Eric, I love you. 1042 00:43:42,019 --> 00:43:43,554 [Lawler] Wow, that was nice. 1043 00:43:44,254 --> 00:43:46,023 His brother might not have been in the predicament 1044 00:43:46,090 --> 00:43:47,791 if Kurt didn't push him in front of Undertaker. 1045 00:43:47,858 --> 00:43:49,059 Well, let's face it, Undertaker. 1046 00:43:50,094 --> 00:43:53,230 Unlike you, I love my brother. 1047 00:43:54,098 --> 00:43:58,168 -Oh! -I didn't set my brother's face on fire. 1048 00:43:58,235 --> 00:43:59,570 [Cole] Oh boy. No, no. 1049 00:43:59,636 --> 00:44:01,472 -[Lawler] I wouldn't go there. -And force him 1050 00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:05,142 to wear a scary red mask for the rest of his life. 1051 00:44:05,876 --> 00:44:08,379 -[Cole] Open mouth, insert foot. -[Lawler] Oh please. 1052 00:44:08,445 --> 00:44:10,447 But you just couldn't take it now, could you? 1053 00:44:11,081 --> 00:44:14,118 You had to take my brother, my poor innocent brother… 1054 00:44:15,586 --> 00:44:19,623 who charged you because he was so mad at you… 1055 00:44:19,690 --> 00:44:20,524 [laughter] 1056 00:44:20,591 --> 00:44:23,761 …and you had to chokeslam him right here, again, 1057 00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:25,229 in the middle of the ring. 1058 00:44:25,295 --> 00:44:26,296 -Eric-- -Charged… 1059 00:44:26,363 --> 00:44:28,732 -He charged him. -He did not! Kurt used him as a shield. 1060 00:44:29,566 --> 00:44:32,603 -[Lawler] What? -But that wasn't it, was it, Deadman? 1061 00:44:33,971 --> 00:44:35,873 [crowd clamoring] 1062 00:44:35,939 --> 00:44:38,575 You had to attack me for no reason at all. 1063 00:44:40,978 --> 00:44:42,446 And you had to cowardly… 1064 00:44:43,881 --> 00:44:45,849 chokeslam me 1065 00:44:47,151 --> 00:44:49,920 from the stage to the floor. 1066 00:44:51,388 --> 00:44:53,057 [Lawler] That was truly ghastly. 1067 00:44:53,824 --> 00:44:55,959 You sick, twisted… 1068 00:44:56,627 --> 00:44:58,162 [bleep] 1069 00:44:58,228 --> 00:44:59,930 [Lawler] Oh my gosh, did you hear that? 1070 00:44:59,997 --> 00:45:02,032 -[Kurt] You see how mad you made me? -He's highly upset. 1071 00:45:04,301 --> 00:45:05,536 But I finally get it. 1072 00:45:07,204 --> 00:45:08,205 You're jealous. 1073 00:45:09,573 --> 00:45:11,542 Undertaker, let me ask you a question. 1074 00:45:15,012 --> 00:45:17,114 Where are your gold medals? 1075 00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:19,316 [Lawler] Right. 1076 00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:20,484 That's a good question. 1077 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:23,420 Oh sure, you have a spiffy little bike. 1078 00:45:25,089 --> 00:45:27,658 -[Lawler] Right. -And some real scary tattoos. 1079 00:45:29,093 --> 00:45:31,862 But I don't think you have any gold medals now, do you? 1080 00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:36,133 And you're not going to get the ultimate gold medal either. 1081 00:45:37,301 --> 00:45:38,902 -[Lawler] What's that? -Which is… 1082 00:45:40,337 --> 00:45:41,739 the WWE Title. 1083 00:45:41,805 --> 00:45:43,607 [Lawler] Oh, there you go. 1084 00:45:45,075 --> 00:45:47,010 You're no American Bad [bleep]. 1085 00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:49,680 You're nothing compared to the American hero. 1086 00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:53,650 And if I ever see you even look at me funny again, 1087 00:45:53,717 --> 00:45:55,385 by golly, I will do… 1088 00:45:55,452 --> 00:45:56,787 ["You're Gonna Pay" playing] 1089 00:45:56,854 --> 00:45:58,555 [Cole] Well, here's your chance, champ! 1090 00:45:58,622 --> 00:46:02,326 -♪ Dead man walking ♪ -♪ You've done it now… ♪ 1091 00:46:02,392 --> 00:46:04,528 I think, King, Kurt Angle is about to learn 1092 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:06,563 what offensive is all about. 1093 00:46:07,364 --> 00:46:08,799 It's The Undertaker! 1094 00:46:08,866 --> 00:46:10,934 ["You're Gonna Pay" continues] 1095 00:46:11,001 --> 00:46:11,869 [Lawler] Oh my God. 1096 00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:14,338 ["You're Gonna Pay" continues] 1097 00:46:14,404 --> 00:46:17,107 [Cole] Kurt Angle couldn't leave well enough alone. 1098 00:46:17,808 --> 00:46:20,244 He couldn't let it be on Raw Monday night. 1099 00:46:20,310 --> 00:46:22,479 He had to continue to stir the pot 1100 00:46:22,546 --> 00:46:25,549 and now he's looking face-to-face with this monster, 1101 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:26,583 The Undertaker. 1102 00:46:28,418 --> 00:46:31,922 [Lawler] Well, right now, The Undertaker, you better be careful. 1103 00:46:32,589 --> 00:46:34,558 Kurt Angle is upset, he actually said-- 1104 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:35,759 Well, you heard what you said. 1105 00:46:35,826 --> 00:46:36,960 That wasn't the point. 1106 00:46:37,027 --> 00:46:39,229 [Cole] I think The Undertaker is upset as well, King. 1107 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:43,267 I think Kurt Angle did a good job of ticking The Undertaker off. 1108 00:46:45,536 --> 00:46:47,738 [Lawler] Maybe The Undertaker is actually gonna come out here, 1109 00:46:49,206 --> 00:46:50,707 and tell Kurt, "Congratulations, 1110 00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:53,944 and it was an honor being in the ring with you." 1111 00:46:54,578 --> 00:46:55,812 I mean, he seems nicer. 1112 00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:58,448 [Cole] Forget the-- right. 1113 00:46:59,016 --> 00:47:00,751 ["You're Gonna Pay" fades] 1114 00:47:00,817 --> 00:47:02,986 Oh, Kurt Angle, look at this. 1115 00:47:03,053 --> 00:47:03,887 -Undertaker… -Oh no! 1116 00:47:03,954 --> 00:47:05,389 …grabbing Kurt Angle, the champion. 1117 00:47:05,455 --> 00:47:06,490 -No! -And Kurt-- 1118 00:47:06,557 --> 00:47:09,126 [Cole] What a right hand by The Undertaker to Kurt Angle. 1119 00:47:09,193 --> 00:47:10,627 [Lawler] Kurt's got a bad neck, oh no! 1120 00:47:10,694 --> 00:47:11,929 [Cole] There goes the neck brace. 1121 00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:13,096 And The Undertaker 1122 00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:15,432 hammering away at the back of the neck of Kurt Angle. 1123 00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:17,301 The Undertaker's had enough. 1124 00:47:17,367 --> 00:47:18,902 The Undertaker. He can do whatever he wants. 1125 00:47:18,969 --> 00:47:19,903 -Look at this! -Some help. 1126 00:47:19,970 --> 00:47:21,438 It's Edge and Christian! 1127 00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:23,907 Kurt Angle's buddies, Edge and Christian into the ring, 1128 00:47:23,974 --> 00:47:26,844 and The Undertaker laying waste to Edge and Christian. 1129 00:47:28,045 --> 00:47:30,514 -I think [indistinct] Angle… -Did Kurt set a trap? 1130 00:47:30,581 --> 00:47:32,516 [Cole] That's a good question, King. 1131 00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:33,650 It sure looks that way. 1132 00:47:33,717 --> 00:47:35,352 [crowd clamoring] 1133 00:47:35,419 --> 00:47:36,687 Edge and Christian and Kurt Angle. 1134 00:47:36,753 --> 00:47:39,389 A three-on-one attack on The Undertaker. 1135 00:47:39,456 --> 00:47:40,791 You're right, I think this is a trap. 1136 00:47:40,857 --> 00:47:42,859 [Lawler] Look at Kurt go! He's not hurt? 1137 00:47:42,926 --> 00:47:46,430 [Cole] The WWE Champion, the former Tag Team Champions, 1138 00:47:46,496 --> 00:47:48,498 beating down The Undertaker. 1139 00:47:49,132 --> 00:47:51,768 And then a slap for good measure by Kurt Angle 1140 00:47:51,835 --> 00:47:54,438 and I just think he awakened an angry giant. 1141 00:47:55,339 --> 00:47:56,707 -Oh no. -Undertaker back up. 1142 00:47:56,773 --> 00:47:58,475 Undertaker cleaning house. 1143 00:47:58,542 --> 00:47:59,943 Get away, Kurt. Get away, champ! 1144 00:48:01,078 --> 00:48:04,281 [Cole] The Undertaker hammering away at Edge and Christian. 1145 00:48:05,282 --> 00:48:06,316 Clearing the ring. 1146 00:48:06,383 --> 00:48:08,385 ["You're Gonna Pay" plays] 1147 00:48:08,452 --> 00:48:10,487 Well, you make a good point, King. 1148 00:48:10,554 --> 00:48:12,256 Was it a setup by Kurt Angle? 1149 00:48:12,322 --> 00:48:13,857 Did Kurt Angle set up The Undertaker 1150 00:48:13,924 --> 00:48:16,393 for that ambush by Edge and Christian? 1151 00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:18,595 [Lawler] Absolutely. You know one of the three I's 1152 00:48:18,662 --> 00:48:21,431 is intelligence. That was a brilliant little plan. 1153 00:48:21,498 --> 00:48:24,201 A great little trap and it worked to perfection. 1154 00:48:24,268 --> 00:48:27,971 [Cole] Just like Kurt Angle screwed The Undertaker at Survivor Series. 1155 00:48:28,038 --> 00:48:31,208 He sets up this attack tonight on SmackDown. 1156 00:48:31,275 --> 00:48:33,977 And I guarantee you, this is not over 1157 00:48:34,044 --> 00:48:36,113 between The Undertaker and Kurt Angle. 1158 00:48:36,179 --> 00:48:38,215 And there's the European Champion, William Regal. 1159 00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:41,652 [Lawler] What a gentleman. 1160 00:48:41,718 --> 00:48:42,920 Even though he's been besmirched. 1161 00:48:43,787 --> 00:48:46,456 [Cole] William Regal gets set to meet The Rock. 1162 00:48:46,523 --> 00:48:49,326 It won't be easy pickings for the People's Champion. 1163 00:48:49,393 --> 00:48:51,595 William Regal, The Rock, next! 1164 00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:56,099 Kurt Angle and Edge and Christian, King, 1165 00:48:56,166 --> 00:48:57,935 continue to dig themselves a hole. 1166 00:48:58,001 --> 00:49:00,971 It all began a few moments ago with the champion, Kurt Angle, 1167 00:49:01,038 --> 00:49:02,572 mocking The Undertaker. 1168 00:49:02,639 --> 00:49:05,742 Oh sure, you have a spiffy little bike, 1169 00:49:07,210 --> 00:49:09,813 and some real scary tattoos. 1170 00:49:11,248 --> 00:49:14,017 But I don't think you have any gold medals now, do you? 1171 00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:18,355 And you're not going to get the ultimate gold medal either… 1172 00:49:20,090 --> 00:49:20,991 which is… 1173 00:49:22,526 --> 00:49:23,860 the WWE Title. 1174 00:49:24,394 --> 00:49:26,697 [Lawler] Well, that was about all the Deadman can stand. 1175 00:49:26,763 --> 00:49:29,700 Out he came and he got right in Kurt Angle's face. 1176 00:49:29,766 --> 00:49:32,402 [Cole] Well, you made a good point, King. It was apparently a trap. 1177 00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:35,439 A setup by the WWE Champion, Kurt Angle. 1178 00:49:35,505 --> 00:49:38,175 Because as The Undertaker went to work on Kurt Angle, 1179 00:49:38,241 --> 00:49:39,710 well, he got paid a little visit 1180 00:49:39,776 --> 00:49:41,778 by Angle's buddies, Edge and Christian. 1181 00:49:41,845 --> 00:49:45,649 [Lawler] The cavalry arrived to save the Olympic hero. 1182 00:49:46,950 --> 00:49:49,987 [Cole] Edge and Christian and Kurt Angle with a three-on-one 1183 00:49:50,053 --> 00:49:51,455 against The Undertaker, 1184 00:49:51,521 --> 00:49:54,091 and Kurt Angle, well, quickly got better, King. 1185 00:49:54,157 --> 00:49:55,492 -Yeah. -Didn't show any ill effects 1186 00:49:55,559 --> 00:49:58,161 from the chokeslam as he went for the two knees in The Undertaker. 1187 00:49:58,228 --> 00:49:59,963 [Lawler] It was like a holiday miracle. 1188 00:50:00,030 --> 00:50:01,398 A miraculous recovery. 1189 00:50:02,733 --> 00:50:05,168 [Cole] And then during the break, Kurt Angle and Edge and Christian. 1190 00:50:05,235 --> 00:50:06,136 You owned him! 1191 00:50:06,203 --> 00:50:07,771 -You totally owned him. -Did you see the-- 1192 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:10,007 Did you see the look on his face? He's scared. 1193 00:50:10,073 --> 00:50:11,274 We should get out of here. 1194 00:50:11,341 --> 00:50:13,210 -Yeah, let's go, let's go. -Come on. 1195 00:50:13,276 --> 00:50:15,178 I think they're in a hurry to get Thanksgiving dinner. 1196 00:50:15,245 --> 00:50:16,747 -How's your neck, Kurt? -[Kurt] It's good. 1197 00:50:17,347 --> 00:50:20,484 [Cole] Yeah, this brave, valiant trio hoping to live another day, 1198 00:50:20,550 --> 00:50:22,019 escaping by car. 1199 00:50:22,085 --> 00:50:24,087 What bold, courageous men, King, 1200 00:50:24,154 --> 00:50:25,756 Edge and Christian and Kurt Angle are. 1201 00:50:25,822 --> 00:50:26,923 I guarantee you. 1202 00:50:26,990 --> 00:50:28,959 This issue between Kurt Angle, The Undertaker, 1203 00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:31,895 and also Edge and Christian, far, far from over. 1204 00:50:31,962 --> 00:50:33,163 [elegant music plays] 1205 00:50:33,230 --> 00:50:35,065 Oh, this is gonna be a good one, Michael. 1206 00:50:35,132 --> 00:50:38,268 [Cole] The European Champion, William Regal, set to go one-on-one 1207 00:50:38,335 --> 00:50:40,837 with The Great One, Regal and The Rock. 1208 00:50:40,904 --> 00:50:44,508 -Whoa! Look at this! -♪ If you smell what The Rock is cookin' ♪ 1209 00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:49,312 [announcer] And his opponent, from Miami Florida, 1210 00:50:49,379 --> 00:50:54,584 weighing in at 270 pounds, The Rock! 1211 00:50:54,651 --> 00:50:57,187 [Cole] The Rock calls South Florida home. 1212 00:50:57,254 --> 00:51:00,257 And the National Car Rental Center in Fort Lauderdale 1213 00:51:00,323 --> 00:51:01,825 has exploded. 1214 00:51:02,492 --> 00:51:04,494 [Lawler] This match isn't for the European Title, 1215 00:51:04,561 --> 00:51:06,196 it's for something else, Michael. 1216 00:51:06,263 --> 00:51:07,431 [Cole] It's for pride 1217 00:51:07,497 --> 00:51:11,101 as The Rock goes one-on-one with William Regal. 1218 00:51:11,168 --> 00:51:13,403 [theme music continues] 1219 00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:16,606 [Lawler] Well, we've heard The Rock talk about pie. 1220 00:51:17,340 --> 00:51:19,109 And we know The Rock loves pie. 1221 00:51:19,943 --> 00:51:23,046 The Rock may get a little taste of some kind of pie… [indistinct] 1222 00:51:23,113 --> 00:51:26,416 Shepherd's pie here tonight courtesy of Mr. Regal. 1223 00:51:28,585 --> 00:51:29,686 [Cole] And keep in mind, King, 1224 00:51:29,753 --> 00:51:31,988 The Rock has been through a wild week. 1225 00:51:32,055 --> 00:51:35,892 The matchup with Rikishi at Survivor Series 1226 00:51:35,959 --> 00:51:37,394 -this past Sunday night… -[bell ringing] 1227 00:51:37,461 --> 00:51:39,463 …and then the big tag match on Raw 1228 00:51:39,529 --> 00:51:41,331 this past Monday night on TNN. 1229 00:51:42,332 --> 00:51:44,935 [Lawler] Look at The Rock. He's representing the United States-- 1230 00:51:45,001 --> 00:51:47,971 [Cole] Oh! Wait a minute. William Regal moved his head 1231 00:51:48,038 --> 00:51:49,906 just to look at the crowd for one split second 1232 00:51:49,973 --> 00:51:52,509 and the Brahma Bull was on the European Champion 1233 00:51:52,576 --> 00:51:56,046 in a heartbeat and what an elbow from The Rock to William Regal. 1234 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:58,381 [crowd cheering] 1235 00:51:58,448 --> 00:51:59,950 Reversal, Rock whipped into the corner, 1236 00:52:00,016 --> 00:52:02,619 Brahma Bull fires out and connects with a clothesline 1237 00:52:02,686 --> 00:52:04,621 to the forehead of the European Champion. 1238 00:52:04,688 --> 00:52:05,689 I know everything looks like 1239 00:52:05,755 --> 00:52:07,290 it's going into The Rock's favor right now, 1240 00:52:07,357 --> 00:52:10,060 but don't ever count a besmirched William Regal-- 1241 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:11,228 Uh-oh, wait a minute. 1242 00:52:11,294 --> 00:52:15,465 [Cole] And Rikishi, what in the world is he doing out here, King? 1243 00:52:15,532 --> 00:52:16,800 It's Rikishi. 1244 00:52:16,867 --> 00:52:20,036 Oh, Rikishi distracting the Rock and it allows William Regal 1245 00:52:20,103 --> 00:52:21,805 to gain the upper hand in the matchup, 1246 00:52:21,872 --> 00:52:24,241 and Regal delivering a forearm to the Brahma Bull. 1247 00:52:24,307 --> 00:52:26,409 Hasn't Rikishi had enough? 1248 00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:28,345 Why is Rikishi out on the stage, 1249 00:52:28,411 --> 00:52:29,913 distracting the Brahma Bull? 1250 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:31,515 [crowd cheering] 1251 00:52:31,581 --> 00:52:33,149 [Lawler] I have no idea, but he is there-- 1252 00:52:33,216 --> 00:52:36,853 [Cole] Ooh! Regal up over the top rope by The Rock. 1253 00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,823 You know, The Rock, he can't seem to take his eyes off Rikishi, 1254 00:52:39,890 --> 00:52:41,625 and as well, he should not. 1255 00:52:41,691 --> 00:52:45,529 It was Rikishi with that sledgehammer to The Rock's chest last week, King. 1256 00:52:45,595 --> 00:52:47,097 And what about the assault on The Rock 1257 00:52:47,163 --> 00:52:49,199 following their matchup at Survivor Series? 1258 00:52:49,266 --> 00:52:50,867 Not one, not two, not three, 1259 00:52:50,934 --> 00:52:55,272 but four Banzai Drops straight into the heart of The Rock 1260 00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:57,874 at Survivor Series by that 400-pound monster. 1261 00:52:57,941 --> 00:52:58,942 Oh, look at this-- 1262 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:00,110 And William Regal… 1263 00:53:00,176 --> 00:53:02,512 I told you. I told you, William Regal's got a mean streak, 1264 00:53:02,579 --> 00:53:06,316 and if Rock doesn't give his full attention to Mr. Regal, 1265 00:53:06,383 --> 00:53:07,617 The Rock will be besmirched. 1266 00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:11,021 [Cole] Well, William Regal known for his powerful wrestling ability, King. 1267 00:53:11,087 --> 00:53:15,225 But a viciousness has been unleashed in the European Champion. 1268 00:53:15,292 --> 00:53:17,527 [Lawler] Well, I think he's tired of being disrespected. 1269 00:53:17,594 --> 00:53:20,730 He's a goodwill ambassador and he gets shown no goodwill. 1270 00:53:20,797 --> 00:53:23,066 [Cole] Extremely impressed in the fight, King. 1271 00:53:23,133 --> 00:53:25,802 Well, William Regal with a poke to the eyes of The Rock, 1272 00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:27,103 and the European Champion 1273 00:53:27,170 --> 00:53:29,072 giving the People's Champ all he can handle-- 1274 00:53:29,139 --> 00:53:29,973 Wait a minute. 1275 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,741 That's my chair, but you can have it, Mr. Regal. 1276 00:53:31,808 --> 00:53:33,109 William Regal, chair in hand. 1277 00:53:33,176 --> 00:53:35,011 Oh! He hit The Rock with it, 1278 00:53:35,078 --> 00:53:38,114 bounced off the steel post and the Brahma Bull to Regal's head. 1279 00:53:38,181 --> 00:53:39,749 What a counter by Regal. Look out! 1280 00:53:39,816 --> 00:53:42,018 [Cole] And The Rock face-first into the announce table. 1281 00:53:42,085 --> 00:53:43,520 [crowd cheering] 1282 00:53:43,587 --> 00:53:45,522 I'm shocked, King, at the way William Regal 1283 00:53:45,589 --> 00:53:48,191 is aggressively handling The Rock in this matchup. 1284 00:53:48,258 --> 00:53:50,493 I'm shocked at the way he aggressively handled my chair. 1285 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,463 Well, perhaps, as Regal covers The Rock, there's one, two, 1286 00:53:53,530 --> 00:53:55,832 and The Rock kicks out before the count of three. 1287 00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:58,935 Another cover by Regal and another kickout by The Rock. 1288 00:53:59,002 --> 00:54:01,204 [Lawler] Do you notice when William Regal covers someone, 1289 00:54:01,271 --> 00:54:03,640 he takes his elbow and just jams it right into their throat? 1290 00:54:03,707 --> 00:54:06,810 [Cole] Well, Regal knows all the tricks, King, as Rock hammers back. 1291 00:54:06,876 --> 00:54:08,912 The Brahma Bull trying to gain an upper hand, 1292 00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:12,249 but Regal knocks him down again and there's the forearm to The Rock. 1293 00:54:12,315 --> 00:54:16,252 Perhaps the sight of Rikishi has thrown The Rock off his game, King… 1294 00:54:16,319 --> 00:54:18,521 as The Rock explodes off the ropes. 1295 00:54:18,588 --> 00:54:20,090 [Lawler] No goodwill there, huh? 1296 00:54:20,156 --> 00:54:21,291 -Mr. Regal-- -Uh-oh. 1297 00:54:21,358 --> 00:54:22,726 Oh, look out. William Regal. 1298 00:54:22,792 --> 00:54:24,127 Oh, what a tremendous suplex 1299 00:54:24,194 --> 00:54:27,464 to The Rock and the European Champion rolls into the cover. 1300 00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:30,600 Here he is, one, two, and The Rock gets out before the count of three. 1301 00:54:30,667 --> 00:54:32,969 Another cover and another kickout by The Rock. 1302 00:54:33,036 --> 00:54:35,405 Yeah, don't get to thinking that this is would be an upset 1303 00:54:35,472 --> 00:54:36,740 if William Regal beats The Rock. 1304 00:54:36,806 --> 00:54:38,808 I mean, he is the European Champion, you know. 1305 00:54:38,875 --> 00:54:40,543 [Cole] This South Florida crowd, King. 1306 00:54:40,610 --> 00:54:42,879 The Rock's home state is in shock. 1307 00:54:42,946 --> 00:54:45,148 It's stunned to silence as William Regal… 1308 00:54:45,215 --> 00:54:46,483 -Uh-oh. -Oh, look out. 1309 00:54:46,549 --> 00:54:48,218 Brahma Bull, battling back. 1310 00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:49,386 Right hands to Regal. 1311 00:54:49,452 --> 00:54:52,255 Rock missed, and Regal with a shot to the back of the head. 1312 00:54:52,322 --> 00:54:53,556 Man, this Regal is impressive. 1313 00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:55,892 Regal going for the cover once again. Here it is. 1314 00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:57,794 One, and Rock gets the shoulder up. 1315 00:54:57,861 --> 00:54:59,562 [crowd clamoring] 1316 00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:02,198 [Lawler] I sense even you're surprised, aren't you, Michael? 1317 00:55:02,265 --> 00:55:03,800 [Cole] I'm very surprised, very shocked. 1318 00:55:03,867 --> 00:55:05,702 But again, the appearance of Rikishi, 1319 00:55:05,769 --> 00:55:08,138 -perhaps the combination of that… -Oh! 1320 00:55:08,204 --> 00:55:09,306 -DDT! -Oh no! 1321 00:55:09,372 --> 00:55:11,374 -Rock plants Regal. -Uh-oh. 1322 00:55:11,441 --> 00:55:16,212 And the Brahma Bull trash-talking Rikishi, still on the stage. 1323 00:55:16,279 --> 00:55:19,049 The Rock better concentrate on Regal as he delivers the right hand. 1324 00:55:19,883 --> 00:55:22,686 And the European Champion-- what a shot by The Rock. 1325 00:55:22,752 --> 00:55:24,587 -The Rock needs to stay focused. -Hooks the leg, 1326 00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:25,855 two, and Regal kicks out. 1327 00:55:27,691 --> 00:55:29,292 That's the heart of a champion right there, 1328 00:55:29,359 --> 00:55:31,895 the European Champion, William Regal. 1329 00:55:31,961 --> 00:55:33,830 [Cole] William Regal, impressive against The Rock. 1330 00:55:33,897 --> 00:55:35,965 What a counter! Taking The Rock down. 1331 00:55:36,032 --> 00:55:37,467 Rock's head bouncing off the mat. 1332 00:55:37,534 --> 00:55:39,302 Look at Regal using the rope for leverage, 1333 00:55:39,369 --> 00:55:42,238 he had it and Rock kicked out before the count of three. 1334 00:55:43,473 --> 00:55:47,677 Regal pulling out all the stops, all the tricks in his huge book. 1335 00:55:48,278 --> 00:55:50,513 -Those damn ropes get in the way. -Trying to take out The Rock. 1336 00:55:50,580 --> 00:55:53,049 If those ropes hadn't got in the way, Regal would've won this match. 1337 00:55:53,116 --> 00:55:54,451 He was using the second rope, King. 1338 00:55:54,517 --> 00:55:55,552 -He was… -Oh, look out! 1339 00:55:55,618 --> 00:55:57,320 Look out this takedown by The Rock! 1340 00:55:57,387 --> 00:55:58,755 -And The Rock setting up Regal. -Oh no. 1341 00:55:58,822 --> 00:56:01,991 The Rock setting up Regal. He's got him in the Sharpshooter. 1342 00:56:02,058 --> 00:56:03,293 Sharpshooter, Sharpshooter! 1343 00:56:03,359 --> 00:56:04,627 -[bell ringing] -Regal tapped out. 1344 00:56:04,694 --> 00:56:09,099 -[crowd cheering] -♪ If you smell what The Rock is cookin' ♪ 1345 00:56:09,799 --> 00:56:14,404 -As quick as it can… -[announcer] Here's your winner, The Rock! 1346 00:56:14,471 --> 00:56:16,106 [Cole] And King, check this out. 1347 00:56:16,172 --> 00:56:19,008 The Rock staring at his archenemy, Rikishi. 1348 00:56:19,075 --> 00:56:21,244 You can feel the tension building. 1349 00:56:22,045 --> 00:56:23,246 Oh, look at Rikishi. 1350 00:56:23,313 --> 00:56:28,017 Rikishi and The Rock, and The Rock says just bring it to the big man. 1351 00:56:29,419 --> 00:56:31,321 [Lawler] Hold your horses there, Rock. 1352 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,723 [Cole] Is Rikishi saying wait for another day? 1353 00:56:33,790 --> 00:56:36,126 This isn't over between these two Superstars. 1354 00:56:36,192 --> 00:56:37,026 [inaudible] 1355 00:56:37,093 --> 00:56:40,563 [Lawler] Rikishi will save what he's got in store for The Rock 1356 00:56:40,630 --> 00:56:42,766 for another time and another place, it looks like. 1357 00:56:43,433 --> 00:56:44,267 Look at Rock, though. 1358 00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:46,736 The Rock, "The Brahma Bull." 1359 00:56:46,803 --> 00:56:49,472 -[crowd cheering] -Oh, wait a minute. 1360 00:56:51,074 --> 00:56:52,208 I don't-- I don't know what-- 1361 00:56:52,275 --> 00:56:54,210 I don't like the look in The Rock's eyes there, King. 1362 00:56:54,277 --> 00:56:57,514 [Lawler] William Regal is trying to explain that he's still European Champion. 1363 00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:59,949 He is still our European Champion and our goodwill ambassador! 1364 00:57:00,016 --> 00:57:04,354 [Cole] Well, the European Champion just got planted with a Rock Bottom! 1365 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:07,190 Happy Thanksgiving, William Regal! 1366 00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:09,826 -[crowd cheering] -[theme music playing] 1367 00:57:09,893 --> 00:57:12,962 [Lawler] No wonder they don't observe Thanksgiving in Europe. 1368 00:57:13,029 --> 00:57:15,398 [crowd cheering] 1369 00:57:15,465 --> 00:57:18,435 [Cole] Well, The Rock taking out the frustrations 1370 00:57:18,501 --> 00:57:20,370 with Rikishi on William Regal. 1371 00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:23,139 Regal in the wrong place at the wrong time. 1372 00:57:23,206 --> 00:57:25,942 The recipient, King, of a Rock Bottom. 1373 00:57:26,943 --> 00:57:30,413 [Lawler] Well, I just got to believe that on any other night, 1374 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:31,981 there could've been a different outcome. 1375 00:57:32,682 --> 00:57:34,250 I still believe in William Regal. 1376 00:57:34,317 --> 00:57:36,486 [crowd cheering] 1377 00:57:39,255 --> 00:57:42,392 [speaking gibberish] …Christmas. 1378 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:43,726 [laughs heartily] 1379 00:57:43,793 --> 00:57:44,928 You, Thanksgiving dinner. 1380 00:57:44,994 --> 00:57:47,063 -Okay. -Yeah. Sit, just sit there. 1381 00:57:48,965 --> 00:57:51,401 Wassup? 1382 00:57:52,402 --> 00:57:54,170 God, I'm dealing with all these people. 1383 00:57:54,237 --> 00:57:55,972 I think we need another turkey. 1384 00:57:56,039 --> 00:57:57,040 Speaking of turkey. 1385 00:57:57,106 --> 00:57:59,142 -Hey, Mideon. -Hey, you remember that. 1386 00:57:59,209 --> 00:58:01,277 Hey, you know, I heard about your Thanksgiving feast. 1387 00:58:01,344 --> 00:58:03,980 I just wanted to bring my Mideon's minestrone soup, 1388 00:58:04,047 --> 00:58:05,915 chock-full of vitamins and garlic. 1389 00:58:05,982 --> 00:58:07,917 Nothing says Thanksgiving like a bowl of soup. 1390 00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:09,152 [Mideon] Exactly. 1391 00:58:09,786 --> 00:58:12,422 I just want to leave it here. Now, enjoy your party and everything. 1392 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,524 -You didn't sweat in it, did you? -No. 1393 00:58:14,591 --> 00:58:16,693 -Not that bowl at least. -That's super… hot. 1394 00:58:16,759 --> 00:58:17,727 Be nice. 1395 00:58:18,962 --> 00:58:20,530 -Too funny. I'm gonna just… -Thank you. 1396 00:58:20,597 --> 00:58:22,832 -Sit down there with JR. -Thank you. Thank you. 1397 00:58:22,899 --> 00:58:24,000 -Soup. -Soup. 1398 00:58:24,067 --> 00:58:25,101 Al Snow brought peas. 1399 00:58:27,003 --> 00:58:28,738 -He brought some soup. -He's having a good time. 1400 00:58:28,805 --> 00:58:30,540 [Cole] Everything looks great back there, King, 1401 00:58:30,607 --> 00:58:33,910 but I'd have a hard time eating something that Mideon made. 1402 00:58:33,977 --> 00:58:37,914 [Lawler] Well, all of those recipes are right out of the WWE Cookbook. 1403 00:58:37,981 --> 00:58:40,683 -And it's in the heat [indistinct]. -[theme music plays] 1404 00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:43,286 [Cole] Speaking of heat, here comes my… 1405 00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:45,488 -Oh yeah, your cohost. -…my colleague, so to speak, 1406 00:58:45,555 --> 00:58:46,556 on Sunday Night Heat. 1407 00:58:46,623 --> 00:58:47,857 [Lawler] Oh no. He's your cohost. 1408 00:58:47,924 --> 00:58:49,058 -Tazz. -Matter of fact, 1409 00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:50,660 he's maybe the leader of the group. 1410 00:58:50,727 --> 00:58:53,162 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 1411 00:58:53,229 --> 00:58:54,464 Making his way to the ring 1412 00:58:54,531 --> 00:58:57,166 from the Red Hook section of Brooklyn, New York, 1413 00:58:57,233 --> 00:59:01,104 weighing in at 248 pounds, Tazz! 1414 00:59:01,170 --> 00:59:03,206 Well, revenge on the line and Tazz here tonight, King, 1415 00:59:03,273 --> 00:59:06,509 and then last week on SmackDown we saw the dissolution of Tazz 1416 00:59:06,576 --> 00:59:08,344 and Raven's strange relationship. 1417 00:59:08,411 --> 00:59:10,547 A tag team matchup against Too Cool. 1418 00:59:10,613 --> 00:59:12,515 Raven and Tazz were teaming together 1419 00:59:12,582 --> 00:59:17,120 when Raven inexplicably DDT'd Tazz, giving Too Cool the victory. 1420 00:59:17,186 --> 00:59:20,123 [Lawler] Well, who can explain anything these two do? 1421 00:59:20,189 --> 00:59:22,292 I mean, but I knew what was coming here. 1422 00:59:22,926 --> 00:59:24,060 Raven jumps all over Tazz 1423 00:59:24,127 --> 00:59:26,596 and then actually DDT'd him right onto that chair. 1424 00:59:26,663 --> 00:59:28,231 Well, look at that, look at that. 1425 00:59:28,298 --> 00:59:32,936 [Cole] Keep in mind, two weeks ago on Raw, Tazz actually put Raven through a table. 1426 00:59:34,103 --> 00:59:36,139 That relationship's a pawn from the beginning 1427 00:59:36,205 --> 00:59:41,744 [announcer] From the Bowery, weighing in at 232 pounds, Raven! 1428 00:59:41,811 --> 00:59:44,113 So, Raven set to go one-on-one with Tazz 1429 00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:46,015 and how do you think Tazz celebrates Thanksgiving 1430 00:59:46,082 --> 00:59:47,784 in Red Hook, Brooklyn? 1431 00:59:49,285 --> 00:59:51,854 Let's think. He'll probably give thanks for not being shot, 1432 00:59:51,921 --> 00:59:52,989 something like that. 1433 00:59:53,056 --> 00:59:53,923 Oh, look out now. 1434 00:59:53,990 --> 00:59:55,325 Tazz delivers a right hand to Raven, 1435 00:59:55,391 --> 00:59:57,694 wasting little time to start this matchup. 1436 00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,729 Tazz one-on-one against Raven. 1437 00:59:59,796 --> 01:00:01,931 Well, still to come tonight, King, we're gonna have an update 1438 01:00:01,998 --> 01:00:04,867 on the condition of "The Game" Triple H. 1439 01:00:04,934 --> 01:00:06,235 Triple H was in that car 1440 01:00:06,302 --> 01:00:09,973 that was dropped from a crane by "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 1441 01:00:10,039 --> 01:00:12,175 crashed into the pavement at Survivor Series. 1442 01:00:12,241 --> 01:00:15,244 [Lawler] From at least 40 or maybe more than 40 feet in the air. 1443 01:00:15,311 --> 01:00:16,746 I've never seen anything like that. 1444 01:00:16,813 --> 01:00:20,817 [Cole] Oh, and it is indeed a miracle that Triple H suffered no broken bones, 1445 01:00:20,883 --> 01:00:24,787 but can you imagine the emotional trauma that The Game went through 1446 01:00:24,854 --> 01:00:27,890 as Tazz hammers away at the ribs of Raven. 1447 01:00:27,957 --> 01:00:30,627 You know, King, we got a lot feedback from fans that can't see Raw 1448 01:00:30,693 --> 01:00:32,962 because they don't have TNN on their local cable systems, 1449 01:00:33,029 --> 01:00:35,832 so we encourage you, the fans, to get in touch with these companies 1450 01:00:35,898 --> 01:00:37,834 to the demand they get TNN. 1451 01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:39,969 And what a wild night it's been already, King. 1452 01:00:40,036 --> 01:00:42,872 We had a new Intercontinental Champion, Billy Gunn's been crowned. 1453 01:00:42,939 --> 01:00:45,375 Also "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, King, 1454 01:00:45,441 --> 01:00:47,977 in a match set up by Commissioner Mick Foley. 1455 01:00:48,044 --> 01:00:52,815 The team of "Y2J" Chris Jericho against Kane and Chris Benoit. 1456 01:00:52,882 --> 01:00:55,918 And I can guarantee that Chris Benoit was embarrassed. 1457 01:00:55,985 --> 01:00:59,789 He was humiliated at the way Stone Cold outwrestled him. 1458 01:00:59,856 --> 01:01:02,792 Outwrestled him, I said, on Raw this past Monday night. 1459 01:01:04,193 --> 01:01:06,229 Raven just blocked the right hand of Tazz, 1460 01:01:06,295 --> 01:01:09,665 and Raven in control right now of Tazz. 1461 01:01:09,732 --> 01:01:11,100 I can remember when-- Look at this. 1462 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:14,604 [Cole] Oh! Great suplex by Tazz to Raven. 1463 01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:16,506 I can remember when Al Snow kept coming out here 1464 01:01:16,572 --> 01:01:19,409 wanting me to be his partner and team against these two guys. 1465 01:01:19,475 --> 01:01:22,545 [Cole] World Wrestling Entertainment Thanksgiving weekend continues 1466 01:01:22,612 --> 01:01:26,182 live in Chicago at the Allstate Arena this coming Saturday night, 1467 01:01:26,249 --> 01:01:28,751 and in Omaha, Nebraska on Sunday. 1468 01:01:29,619 --> 01:01:32,422 You know, Raw is War returns to Iowa State University 1469 01:01:32,488 --> 01:01:33,556 first time in a year, King, 1470 01:01:33,623 --> 01:01:35,625 -this coming Monday night. -[Lawler] Oh yeah. 1471 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:38,127 As Raven hammers away at Tazz, whipped into the corner. 1472 01:01:38,194 --> 01:01:39,262 And follows it up 1473 01:01:39,328 --> 01:01:41,864 with a clothesline and a Bulldog by Raven to Tazz. 1474 01:01:41,931 --> 01:01:43,466 You know what that means for Monday night? 1475 01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:44,667 -What? -Woo-hoo! Coeds. 1476 01:01:44,734 --> 01:01:45,935 -Oh! -Coeds. 1477 01:01:46,002 --> 01:01:47,470 What a shot by Raven. 1478 01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:50,006 Oh man, another one to the forehead of Tazz, 1479 01:01:50,073 --> 01:01:51,707 and the twin cities of Minneapolis 1480 01:01:51,774 --> 01:01:53,710 host World Wrestling Entertainment on Tuesday. 1481 01:01:53,776 --> 01:01:57,613 TV cameras will be there, including over 40 WWE Superstars. 1482 01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:00,216 Here's the Bridge and a kickout after two 1483 01:02:00,283 --> 01:02:01,517 -by Raven. -That was close. 1484 01:02:02,085 --> 01:02:03,853 You know, I was almost gonna be Al Snow's partner 1485 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:04,921 against these two guys but… 1486 01:02:04,987 --> 01:02:07,890 Wait a minute, Raven rolls Tazz up and Tazz kicks out. 1487 01:02:07,957 --> 01:02:10,526 Al kept demonstrating some holes on me and he kept saying, 1488 01:02:10,593 --> 01:02:12,729 "Hey, pretend you're Siegfried and I'm Roy." 1489 01:02:12,795 --> 01:02:14,330 I knew that I didn't want any part of that. 1490 01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:15,998 I'll never forget-- Oh, look at that! 1491 01:02:16,065 --> 01:02:18,668 Raven, face-first goes Tazz, rolls into the cover. 1492 01:02:18,734 --> 01:02:20,269 There's one, there's two, and it's over. 1493 01:02:20,336 --> 01:02:22,739 -[bell ringing] -Raven picks up the victory over Tazz. 1494 01:02:23,339 --> 01:02:26,442 -Oh boy, I… -[announcer] Here is your winner, Raven! 1495 01:02:26,509 --> 01:02:29,145 I can't wait to hear what Tazz has to say about that Sunday night. 1496 01:02:29,212 --> 01:02:30,980 [Cole] I'm sure he'll have plenty to say about it 1497 01:02:31,047 --> 01:02:34,650 on Sunday Night Heat live this Sunday night on MTV. 1498 01:02:34,717 --> 01:02:38,421 Chyna, the special guest host from WWE New York. 1499 01:02:38,488 --> 01:02:39,822 -But what about… -Listen, Raven-- 1500 01:02:39,889 --> 01:02:41,958 -This guy is nuts. -What about Raven? 1501 01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:44,560 -[indistinct chatter] -No, try the pie. 1502 01:02:44,627 --> 01:02:46,129 Really, try the pie. 1503 01:02:46,195 --> 01:02:47,230 I don't want your peas. 1504 01:02:47,296 --> 01:02:49,699 [chatter and laughter] 1505 01:02:49,765 --> 01:02:50,767 Too much. 1506 01:02:51,667 --> 01:02:52,769 Well, I got to go, you guys. 1507 01:02:52,835 --> 01:02:55,004 -Okay. -I have pie in the oven. 1508 01:02:55,071 --> 01:02:56,806 -I'll be back. -Delicious. 1509 01:02:56,873 --> 01:03:00,643 Hey, D-Von, Bubba, man, thanks for making it. 1510 01:03:00,710 --> 01:03:02,945 What did you guys bring for our Thanksgiving feast? 1511 01:03:03,012 --> 01:03:05,715 Huh, well, Mick, we brought for your enjoyment 1512 01:03:05,781 --> 01:03:09,952 our very own, straight from Dudleyville, chicken dumplings. 1513 01:03:12,054 --> 01:03:14,056 D-Von, get the dumplings! 1514 01:03:14,123 --> 01:03:16,759 [crowd cheering] 1515 01:03:16,826 --> 01:03:18,094 Oh. 1516 01:03:18,161 --> 01:03:21,297 Anyway, it's good to see you guys sitting at a table 1517 01:03:21,364 --> 01:03:23,065 instead of putting somebody through a table. 1518 01:03:23,132 --> 01:03:25,134 Hey, wait, wait, no, no, no, wait. 1519 01:03:25,201 --> 01:03:26,702 Don't put these guys through the table. 1520 01:03:26,769 --> 01:03:28,337 Debra's gonna be back in a couple of minutes, 1521 01:03:28,404 --> 01:03:29,272 and she'll be hot. 1522 01:03:29,338 --> 01:03:30,606 Come on. Just sit down. 1523 01:03:30,673 --> 01:03:32,308 Enjoy the Thanksgiving feast, okay? 1524 01:03:33,042 --> 01:03:34,777 Oh, phew. Calm down. 1525 01:03:35,411 --> 01:03:37,180 D-Von, get the dumplings! 1526 01:03:41,184 --> 01:03:42,952 [announcer] And now the WWE Rewind 1527 01:03:43,019 --> 01:03:45,655 presented by SmackDown! 2. Break out the tables, ladders, or chairs, 1528 01:03:45,721 --> 01:03:48,691 and lay the smack down in WWE SmackDown! 2: 1529 01:03:48,758 --> 01:03:51,194 Know Your Role for the Playstation game console. 1530 01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:53,329 And Molly crossbody off the top. 1531 01:03:53,896 --> 01:03:55,264 Ooh, hi, hello. 1532 01:03:55,898 --> 01:03:57,233 There-- there's Trish. 1533 01:03:57,300 --> 01:03:59,969 And Trish just gave Molly a DDT. 1534 01:04:00,036 --> 01:04:02,138 Oh, come on. This is not fair. 1535 01:04:02,205 --> 01:04:04,006 And now look, she's proud of herself again. 1536 01:04:04,507 --> 01:04:07,176 [rock theme music playing] 1537 01:04:07,243 --> 01:04:10,713 [Cole] Here comes Trish Stratus, King, set to go one-on-one with Molly Holly. 1538 01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:14,417 Trish was pinned by Molly at Survivor Series Sunday, 1539 01:04:14,483 --> 01:04:16,185 a little payback on Raw. 1540 01:04:16,252 --> 01:04:18,354 She caused Molly in my estimation 1541 01:04:18,421 --> 01:04:20,456 the World Wrestling Entertainment Women's Title. 1542 01:04:21,123 --> 01:04:24,193 [announcer] The following women's contest is scheduled for one fall. 1543 01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:28,130 Making her way to the ring, Trish Stratus. 1544 01:04:28,197 --> 01:04:31,334 [Lawler] Well, you may have a point there, Michael. 1545 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,302 I mean, I would have loved to see 1546 01:04:33,369 --> 01:04:36,873 Ivory lose the WWE Women's Title to anybody. 1547 01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:38,574 But… oh man. 1548 01:04:39,175 --> 01:04:40,643 And I can't say a bad word about Trish. 1549 01:04:41,577 --> 01:04:44,480 [announcer] And her opponent, Molly Holly. 1550 01:04:44,547 --> 01:04:46,582 [Cole] Do you think Trish has a gift for Thanksgiving? 1551 01:04:46,649 --> 01:04:47,917 [Lawler] Look at this. 1552 01:04:47,984 --> 01:04:49,318 Good golly, Miss Molly. 1553 01:04:50,253 --> 01:04:52,989 [Cole] Well, Molly Holly set to go one-on-one with Trish Stratus, 1554 01:04:53,055 --> 01:04:54,757 revenge on the line on Molly 1555 01:04:54,824 --> 01:04:58,361 here on SmackDown, and a wild night it's been already, King. 1556 01:04:58,427 --> 01:05:00,496 New Intercontinental Champion crowned. 1557 01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:03,599 Billy Gunn "The One" defeating Eddie Guerrero 1558 01:05:03,666 --> 01:05:04,834 for the Intercontinental Title 1559 01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:07,270 as Lilian Garcia approached Eddie Guerrero 1560 01:05:07,336 --> 01:05:08,437 for an interview moments ago. 1561 01:05:08,504 --> 01:05:11,841 Did you see "The Rabid Wolverine" Chris Benoit explode? 1562 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:13,809 I told you, he was humiliated by the fact 1563 01:05:13,876 --> 01:05:16,746 that he lost to Stone Cold in a wrestling match. 1564 01:05:16,812 --> 01:05:20,349 [Lawler] Oh, speaking of wrestling match, be quiet, let me enjoy this one. 1565 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,952 -Oh, Trish. -Nice maneuver by Molly Holly, 1566 01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:26,155 working on that left arm of Trish Stratus. 1567 01:05:26,222 --> 01:05:28,791 Molly has been impressive in her short time here 1568 01:05:28,858 --> 01:05:31,227 -at World Wrestling Entertainment. -Yeah. She could do it all. 1569 01:05:31,294 --> 01:05:33,262 She's in that fighting Holly family. 1570 01:05:33,796 --> 01:05:35,464 [Cole] Molly hammering away on Trish Stratus, 1571 01:05:35,531 --> 01:05:37,099 into the corner up the turnbuckle goes Trish. 1572 01:05:37,166 --> 01:05:40,603 [Lawler] If you think Crash has a big heart, wait till you see Molly's heart. 1573 01:05:40,670 --> 01:05:43,873 [Cole] Oh! Nice takedown by Molly Holly. 1574 01:05:43,939 --> 01:05:46,075 I tell you, she was impressive against the Women's Champion. 1575 01:05:46,142 --> 01:05:48,778 Look at Trish, pulling down that top rope, 1576 01:05:48,844 --> 01:05:52,148 and Molly goes up over the top and Trish Stratus has had enough. 1577 01:05:52,214 --> 01:05:54,116 Impressive maneuver by Trish. 1578 01:05:54,183 --> 01:05:55,518 You gotta give Trish some credit too. 1579 01:05:55,584 --> 01:05:57,486 Ooh, Molly whipped into that barricade. 1580 01:05:57,553 --> 01:05:59,989 -Tough. -Trish Stratus has a mean streak. 1581 01:06:00,056 --> 01:06:02,224 We've seen it here in World Wrestling Entertainment. 1582 01:06:03,192 --> 01:06:04,927 The witch, Trish Stratus. 1583 01:06:04,994 --> 01:06:06,462 [Lawler] Please don't call her a witch. 1584 01:06:06,529 --> 01:06:07,830 [Cole] Many people say the brains 1585 01:06:07,897 --> 01:06:10,399 behind the brawn of Test and Albert, T & A. 1586 01:06:10,466 --> 01:06:12,468 [Lawler] If she's a witch, I wish the spirit of Halloween 1587 01:06:12,535 --> 01:06:14,136 can be with us all year long. 1588 01:06:15,037 --> 01:06:16,138 [Cole] Molly Holly in trouble, 1589 01:06:16,205 --> 01:06:17,873 Trish Stratus lifts Molly up and look at this. 1590 01:06:17,940 --> 01:06:19,342 -What a suplex… -Wow! 1591 01:06:19,408 --> 01:06:20,676 -…by Trish Stratus. -Look at Trish! 1592 01:06:20,743 --> 01:06:22,712 Impressive. Into the cover, hooks the leg, 1593 01:06:22,778 --> 01:06:25,648 two, and Molly gets the shoulder up before the count of three. 1594 01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:30,953 Coming up next, folks, an update on the condition of Triple H "The Game," 1595 01:06:31,020 --> 01:06:34,023 as Molly Holly's head bounces off that top turnbuckle. 1596 01:06:34,090 --> 01:06:35,324 What's Trish doing here, King? 1597 01:06:35,391 --> 01:06:38,260 [Lawler] I don't know. Well, I'd say she's choking Molly. 1598 01:06:38,327 --> 01:06:40,963 Oh, Trish. Look at this. 1599 01:06:41,030 --> 01:06:43,265 -Trish Stratus in a mean streak. -One, two… 1600 01:06:43,332 --> 01:06:45,768 -[Lawler] You gotta be impressed by Trish. -…three, four. 1601 01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:46,902 I'm proud of her. [screams] 1602 01:06:46,969 --> 01:06:49,038 [Cole] Bulldog from the top rope. 1603 01:06:49,105 --> 01:06:51,173 Trish Stratus rolls Molly over. 1604 01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:54,610 Here's the cover, hook to the leg, there's two, and a kickout by Molly. 1605 01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:57,279 Trish is still upset that she was pinned by Molly Holly 1606 01:06:57,346 --> 01:06:59,048 in that intergender tag team matchup 1607 01:06:59,115 --> 01:07:01,017 this past Sunday at Survivor Series. 1608 01:07:01,083 --> 01:07:04,120 [Lawler] Well, if Trish is still upset, I'll gladly console her. 1609 01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:07,289 -[Cole] I'm sure you would. -[Lawler] Trish, they call me AT&T. 1610 01:07:07,356 --> 01:07:09,859 -Let me reach out and touch you. -[Cole] Trish going to the top rope. 1611 01:07:09,925 --> 01:07:11,627 -Oh no! -Molly Holly gonna counter. 1612 01:07:11,694 --> 01:07:15,197 Trish in trouble. Going for the ride off the top rope. 1613 01:07:15,264 --> 01:07:16,532 Her back on the mat. 1614 01:07:16,599 --> 01:07:18,134 And what a chop by Molly. 1615 01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,536 [Lawler] Oh, be easy on her. Don't bruise her T&A's. 1616 01:07:21,203 --> 01:07:23,873 [Cole] And another one as Trish is whipped off the ropes, 1617 01:07:23,939 --> 01:07:25,040 kick to the midsection. 1618 01:07:26,442 --> 01:07:27,510 Uh-oh. 1619 01:07:27,576 --> 01:07:29,612 Look at this. Suplex. Here's the Bridge. 1620 01:07:29,678 --> 01:07:32,281 There's two and Trish somehow gets the shoulder up. 1621 01:07:32,348 --> 01:07:33,816 Tremendous matchup. 1622 01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:36,685 [Lawler] Well, I got to say, Molly's very impressive here, too, but… 1623 01:07:36,752 --> 01:07:38,687 -Trish is as well, King. -Oh, I know it. 1624 01:07:39,422 --> 01:07:41,323 Landed on the apron, great balance by Molly. 1625 01:07:41,390 --> 01:07:42,591 Trish couldn't believe it. 1626 01:07:42,658 --> 01:07:44,126 Molly caught her with a forearm. 1627 01:07:44,193 --> 01:07:45,528 Oh, I hope she didn't chip a tooth. 1628 01:07:46,095 --> 01:07:47,596 She-- she got beautiful teeth. 1629 01:07:47,663 --> 01:07:50,699 Look at Trish, very proud of her accomplishment, 1630 01:07:50,766 --> 01:07:52,334 forcing Molly up the top rope. 1631 01:07:52,401 --> 01:07:53,369 Trish setting her up. 1632 01:07:53,969 --> 01:07:56,305 Oh. Now she's going for a suplex here, 1633 01:07:56,372 --> 01:07:58,808 and Molly Holly counters with a shot to the ribs. 1634 01:07:58,874 --> 01:08:02,044 -Look out. Oh, Trish. -Trish off the top rope. 1635 01:08:02,111 --> 01:08:03,179 On the back of her head. 1636 01:08:04,847 --> 01:08:06,015 Trish up. Here is Molly Holly. 1637 01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:07,917 Oh! Midair, what a maneuver. 1638 01:08:07,983 --> 01:08:10,219 -Hooks the leg. It's over! -[bell ringing] 1639 01:08:10,286 --> 01:08:12,955 Molly Holly, did you see that, King? 1640 01:08:13,022 --> 01:08:17,126 [announcer] Here is your winner, Molly Holly! 1641 01:08:17,193 --> 01:08:21,096 [Cole] Molly Holly impressive with a victory over Trish. 1642 01:08:21,163 --> 01:08:22,932 I can't believe it! 1643 01:08:22,998 --> 01:08:26,068 -[Lawler] Wow, that was impressive. -[Cole] A somersault midair! 1644 01:08:26,135 --> 01:08:27,470 [crowd cheering] 1645 01:08:27,536 --> 01:08:29,438 I told you, tremendous heart. 1646 01:08:29,505 --> 01:08:30,873 Take another look. 1647 01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:34,210 A somersault midair landing in a pretty position. 1648 01:08:34,276 --> 01:08:36,946 Hooking the leg. Molly picks up the win. 1649 01:08:37,012 --> 01:08:38,214 [rock music plays] 1650 01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:39,949 [Lawler] Boy, she's a real Holly, all right. 1651 01:08:41,016 --> 01:08:42,618 [Cole] Trish can't believe it. 1652 01:08:44,854 --> 01:08:45,754 Okay, so… 1653 01:08:45,821 --> 01:08:49,191 You guys, who would like a piece of my pie? 1654 01:08:49,258 --> 01:08:50,426 [Lawler] Huh? 1655 01:08:50,493 --> 01:08:53,395 Excuse me, Debra, but is that like a trick question? 1656 01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:58,134 Excuse me, Funaki like pie. 1657 01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:01,003 [laughter and cheering] 1658 01:09:01,070 --> 01:09:03,272 [elegant music playing] 1659 01:09:14,650 --> 01:09:17,219 [Ross] Austin's got to fight for his life with these Radicalz. 1660 01:09:17,286 --> 01:09:18,521 [Lawler] Where is Triple H going? 1661 01:09:18,587 --> 01:09:19,522 What is Triple H doing? 1662 01:09:19,588 --> 01:09:21,257 This is obviously what he had planned. 1663 01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:23,092 Austin going out there, don't chase him out there. 1664 01:09:23,158 --> 01:09:26,028 It's a trap! Austin's got to be careful here. 1665 01:09:26,095 --> 01:09:29,098 This is obviously a setup by The Game and The Radicalz. 1666 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:31,333 [Lawler] He's lured him right out there into the trap. 1667 01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:33,502 Austin, damn it. 1668 01:09:33,936 --> 01:09:35,404 Where is he? But where is he? 1669 01:09:35,471 --> 01:09:37,273 -Where is he? -I don't know. 1670 01:09:37,339 --> 01:09:39,575 Get him. I don't care if you gotta drag his [bleep] out here. 1671 01:09:39,642 --> 01:09:41,477 -Bring him out here. -Where is he, JR? 1672 01:09:41,544 --> 01:09:42,711 Wait. Wait a minute. 1673 01:09:42,778 --> 01:09:44,213 Oh, look at that forklift. 1674 01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,348 Austin's driving the forklift, King. 1675 01:09:47,850 --> 01:09:49,151 [Triple H] Austin, don't do it. 1676 01:09:49,218 --> 01:09:52,021 Austin, you're gonna regret this. Don't do something you're gonna regret. 1677 01:09:52,087 --> 01:09:55,591 -[Austin] Yeah. Give me a "hell yeah." -Austin, you're gonna regret it, I know. 1678 01:09:55,658 --> 01:09:57,059 Austin, don't-- Oh my God. 1679 01:09:57,126 --> 01:10:00,095 Austin, don't! Don't! Holy-- 1680 01:10:01,130 --> 01:10:02,164 Oh my God! 1681 01:10:02,231 --> 01:10:05,768 [ominous music playing] 1682 01:10:09,638 --> 01:10:11,006 [Stephanie] It's a miracle. 1683 01:10:11,073 --> 01:10:13,909 It is truly a miracle. 1684 01:10:13,976 --> 01:10:17,379 Hunter didn't suffer one broken bone, 1685 01:10:17,446 --> 01:10:20,049 but he does have severe contusions. 1686 01:10:20,115 --> 01:10:23,352 Not to mention all the mental trauma. 1687 01:10:23,419 --> 01:10:27,656 Now I'm not sure if it's because of this brush with death, 1688 01:10:28,490 --> 01:10:33,796 but Triple H finally realizes what's important in life, his family. 1689 01:10:33,862 --> 01:10:36,599 Hunter and I have been trying to discover 1690 01:10:36,665 --> 01:10:38,634 the miracle of life together. 1691 01:10:39,201 --> 01:10:43,405 Triple H and I are trying to have a baby. 1692 01:10:43,472 --> 01:10:45,174 [crowd cheering] 1693 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:47,876 So, Steve, I'm begging you. 1694 01:10:48,477 --> 01:10:49,645 Please come out here 1695 01:10:50,412 --> 01:10:54,049 and accept Triple H and my apology 1696 01:10:54,116 --> 01:10:56,719 on behalf of my future family. 1697 01:10:57,186 --> 01:10:59,021 [Lawler] Stephanie, it was not a good idea 1698 01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:02,591 to invite a Rattlesnake after talking about your family. 1699 01:11:02,658 --> 01:11:09,264 You got the nerve to ask me to accept Triple H's apology? 1700 01:11:09,331 --> 01:11:11,734 Does Stone Cold accept your apology? 1701 01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:13,202 Uh-uh! 1702 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:15,404 Woman, you look me in my eyes, 1703 01:11:15,471 --> 01:11:19,775 and you go back there and you tell Triple H it ain't over, 1704 01:11:19,842 --> 01:11:21,877 it ain't over by a long shot 1705 01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:24,947 between Triple H and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 1706 01:11:25,014 --> 01:11:28,817 and that's the bottom line 'cause Stone Cold said so. 1707 01:11:28,884 --> 01:11:30,619 [dramatic music plays] 1708 01:11:31,854 --> 01:11:33,322 Well, King, we can tell you this, 1709 01:11:33,389 --> 01:11:34,957 Triple H has been released from the hospital. 1710 01:11:35,024 --> 01:11:35,958 He's at home in Greenwich, 1711 01:11:36,025 --> 01:11:38,460 Connecticut, spending the holidays with his wife, Stephanie, 1712 01:11:38,527 --> 01:11:40,629 undoubtedly watching SmackDown tonight. 1713 01:11:40,696 --> 01:11:43,165 Well, it was a miracle that Triple H survived. 1714 01:11:43,232 --> 01:11:44,600 And we saw another miracle 1715 01:11:44,667 --> 01:11:47,903 in the fact that Stephanie came out here and actually, 1716 01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:51,373 I think, a sincere apology to all the people and to Stone Cold. 1717 01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:54,143 Well, sincere or not, we'll tell you rumor has it though, 1718 01:11:54,209 --> 01:11:58,113 Triple H is expected back at Raw live this coming Monday night. 1719 01:11:58,180 --> 01:11:59,848 As for Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, 1720 01:11:59,915 --> 01:12:02,318 she will be heard from on Sunday Night Heat 1721 01:12:02,384 --> 01:12:04,953 coming up this Sunday live on MTV. 1722 01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:07,589 Guest host for Sunday Night Heat, none other than Chyna. 1723 01:12:07,656 --> 01:12:10,225 Boy, and we're gonna find out what Triple H thought about 1724 01:12:10,292 --> 01:12:13,162 the way The Rattlesnake actually got in Stephanie's face 1725 01:12:13,228 --> 01:12:14,596 and reduced her to tears. 1726 01:12:14,663 --> 01:12:15,531 That was awful. 1727 01:12:15,597 --> 01:12:19,902 Sunday Night Heat live this Sunday on MTV from WWE New York. 1728 01:12:20,469 --> 01:12:21,570 Everybody, it's been a… 1729 01:12:21,637 --> 01:12:25,007 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 1730 01:12:25,074 --> 01:12:26,775 [indistinct chatter] 1731 01:12:26,842 --> 01:12:27,876 Just a second. 1732 01:12:27,943 --> 01:12:31,180 -What the hell is Lo Down doing here? -"What the hell is Lo Down doing here?" 1733 01:12:31,246 --> 01:12:34,550 We deserve and we demand to be part of this Thanksgiving celebration. 1734 01:12:34,616 --> 01:12:36,218 -Right. -Especially after the fact 1735 01:12:36,285 --> 01:12:37,820 of what Lo Down has accomplished 1736 01:12:37,886 --> 01:12:39,021 -here in the WWE. -Right, a lot. 1737 01:12:39,088 --> 01:12:41,123 -Everybody just calm down. -What the… 1738 01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:43,225 Just calm down and have a little bit of this pie, 1739 01:12:43,292 --> 01:12:45,260 -and have a good time. -Just calm down? 1740 01:12:45,327 --> 01:12:46,762 -Yeah! -Have a little bit of pie? 1741 01:12:46,829 --> 01:12:49,765 Listen, you can't ignore us forever. 1742 01:12:49,832 --> 01:12:51,500 -Hey! -Oh no! 1743 01:12:51,567 --> 01:12:52,634 [all gasp] 1744 01:12:52,701 --> 01:12:55,204 [Cole] Oh, King, he just hit Blackman, 1745 01:12:55,270 --> 01:12:56,939 -Steve Blackman with a pie. -Oh no! 1746 01:12:57,573 --> 01:13:00,376 -Big mistake. Look at this! -Tiger's in trouble! 1747 01:13:00,442 --> 01:13:01,510 [clamoring] 1748 01:13:01,577 --> 01:13:03,912 [Cole] Thanksgiving feast is breaking down! 1749 01:13:03,979 --> 01:13:06,281 [Lawler] It's a hardcore feast thanks to Blackman. [laughs] 1750 01:13:06,348 --> 01:13:07,616 Look at this! 1751 01:13:07,683 --> 01:13:09,418 Blackman with the left hand… 1752 01:13:09,485 --> 01:13:10,652 -Oh no! -No! 1753 01:13:10,719 --> 01:13:12,354 Tiger through a table! 1754 01:13:12,421 --> 01:13:14,056 [crowd cheering] 1755 01:13:14,123 --> 01:13:15,224 Food fight! 1756 01:13:15,290 --> 01:13:16,125 [cheering] 1757 01:13:16,191 --> 01:13:18,560 Bubba Ray just called for a food fight! 1758 01:13:18,627 --> 01:13:20,729 Oh no. It's a food fight, King. 1759 01:13:20,796 --> 01:13:22,164 [indistinct shouting] 1760 01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:24,400 -Look at JR! -JR is even throwing food. 1761 01:13:24,466 --> 01:13:25,501 Too Cool! 1762 01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:26,402 Hey. 1763 01:13:26,468 --> 01:13:27,970 [clamoring] 1764 01:13:28,036 --> 01:13:32,407 King, it's become a Thanksgiving tradition here in the WWE, a major food fight. 1765 01:13:34,109 --> 01:13:35,444 [Lawler] Keep that pie to yourself. 1766 01:13:36,145 --> 01:13:37,646 -JR… -Oh my gosh, Mick, 1767 01:13:37,713 --> 01:13:39,348 I think we should have seen all this coming. 1768 01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:41,216 No, things could be a lot worse, Debra. 1769 01:13:41,283 --> 01:13:43,652 Oh yeah, yeah. They can be. 1770 01:13:44,987 --> 01:13:46,455 Happy Thanksgiving. 1771 01:13:46,522 --> 01:13:47,656 Happy Thanksgiving. 1772 01:13:49,091 --> 01:13:50,826 Mm! Tastes good. 1773 01:13:50,893 --> 01:13:52,594 -[laughter] -[elegant music plays] 1774 01:13:52,661 --> 01:13:53,629 [rock music] 1775 01:13:53,695 --> 01:13:56,365 Oh my God! I think we missed out on that one. That was a celebration. 1776 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:59,902 "Y2J" Chris Jericho isn't laughing, heading into the fire. 1777 01:13:59,968 --> 01:14:04,373 He teams with Stone Cold to meet that man Chris Benoit and Kane. 1778 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:07,609 And, King, Benoit fresh off his loss to Austin on Raw, 1779 01:14:07,676 --> 01:14:08,911 has revenge on his mind. 1780 01:14:08,977 --> 01:14:10,813 Oh, and I'll tell you what, that man right there, 1781 01:14:10,879 --> 01:14:14,750 the monster has on his mind, rearranging the face of Y2J. 1782 01:14:14,817 --> 01:14:17,920 -And Stone Cold The Rattlesnake… -[audience cheering] 1783 01:14:17,986 --> 01:14:21,023 It's Austin-Jericho, Benoit and Kane, next! 1784 01:14:23,992 --> 01:14:30,999 [upbeat dance music playing] 1785 01:14:35,804 --> 01:14:36,872 Look. 1786 01:14:36,939 --> 01:14:39,942 -[music stops] -Chris Jericho, I'm here to rescue you. 1787 01:14:40,008 --> 01:14:42,511 Junior, I'm not the one who needs rescuing. 1788 01:14:42,578 --> 01:14:45,047 -[whistle blows, music resumes] -I am never… 1789 01:14:45,113 --> 01:14:46,482 [all] Never! 1790 01:14:46,548 --> 01:14:48,684 …leaving this island paradise. 1791 01:14:49,384 --> 01:14:50,219 Rescue your hunger 1792 01:14:50,285 --> 01:14:52,454 with Chef Boyardee overstuffed beef ravioli. 1793 01:14:56,792 --> 01:14:59,428 [Cole] Thanksgiving main event on SmackDown 1794 01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:01,763 set up by Commissioner Mick Foley. 1795 01:15:01,830 --> 01:15:05,767 "The Big Red Machine" Kane teamed with Chris Benoit 1796 01:15:05,834 --> 01:15:08,337 to meet the The Rattlesnake, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 1797 01:15:08,403 --> 01:15:10,072 and Chris Jericho. 1798 01:15:10,138 --> 01:15:11,340 [bell ringing] 1799 01:15:11,406 --> 01:15:14,843 [announcer] The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. 1800 01:15:14,910 --> 01:15:20,516 Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 326 pounds, Kane! 1801 01:15:21,116 --> 01:15:24,119 [Cole] Well, Kane continues his demonic campaign 1802 01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:27,923 to disfigure Chris Jericho "Y2J". 1803 01:15:27,990 --> 01:15:30,726 [theme music playing] 1804 01:15:30,792 --> 01:15:31,994 -Oh! -Oh! 1805 01:15:33,896 --> 01:15:38,100 Well, Castrol GTX, the motor oil that provides maximum protection 1806 01:15:38,166 --> 01:15:40,202 presents WWE Armageddon. 1807 01:15:40,769 --> 01:15:43,272 Castrol GTX, drive hard. 1808 01:15:43,338 --> 01:15:45,874 And Armageddon will be live Sunday December 10th 1809 01:15:45,941 --> 01:15:49,444 from the Birmingham-Jefferson Civic Center in Birmingham, Alabama. 1810 01:15:49,511 --> 01:15:53,282 [announcer] And his tag team partner from Edmonton, Alberta, 1811 01:15:53,348 --> 01:15:58,654 weighing in at 225 pounds, Chris Benoit! 1812 01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:00,255 The Rabid Wolverine, all business, 1813 01:16:00,322 --> 01:16:03,025 King, humiliated, embarrassed, shocked, 1814 01:16:03,091 --> 01:16:04,559 he had challenged Austin 1815 01:16:04,626 --> 01:16:07,262 to a traditional wrestling match on Raw. 1816 01:16:07,329 --> 01:16:09,498 And Chris Benoit got beat, 1817 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:12,868 overlooking the technical ability of The Rattlesnake. 1818 01:16:13,268 --> 01:16:14,670 Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1819 01:16:14,736 --> 01:16:16,004 I don't think that-- 1820 01:16:16,071 --> 01:16:18,407 Well, you can kind of say Benoit out-- 1821 01:16:18,473 --> 01:16:20,275 he out-mauled Austin. 1822 01:16:20,342 --> 01:16:22,210 -Well, he did do that, of course. -Yes, he did. 1823 01:16:22,277 --> 01:16:24,546 [Cole] The bottom line is Chris Benoit was embarrassed 1824 01:16:24,613 --> 01:16:26,848 that Austin outwrestled 1825 01:16:26,915 --> 01:16:31,053 the so-called greatest technical wrestler in WWE today. 1826 01:16:31,119 --> 01:16:33,255 [crowd cheering] 1827 01:16:36,458 --> 01:16:39,861 -[rock theme music playing] -[crowd cheering] 1828 01:16:39,928 --> 01:16:44,700 [announcer] And their opponents, first from Winnipeg, Manitoba, 1829 01:16:44,766 --> 01:16:50,405 weighing in at 227 pounds, Chris Jericho! 1830 01:16:50,472 --> 01:16:54,343 [Cole] King, I think it can be said that Kane, that man there, 1831 01:16:54,409 --> 01:16:58,847 has unleashed a dark side of Chris Jericho. 1832 01:16:58,914 --> 01:17:01,550 Ever since Kane defeated Jericho at Survivor Series, 1833 01:17:01,617 --> 01:17:05,721 Y2J has been hell-bent on destroying Kane, 1834 01:17:05,787 --> 01:17:09,958 attacked with two-by-fours, steel pipes, steel chairs, all Jericho. 1835 01:17:10,025 --> 01:17:11,960 [Lawler] Boy's got some brains, if you ask me. 1836 01:17:12,861 --> 01:17:16,498 -["Glass Shatters" by Disturbed plays] -[crowd cheering] 1837 01:17:16,565 --> 01:17:20,702 [announcer] His tag team partner from Victoria, Texas, 1838 01:17:20,769 --> 01:17:24,206 weighing in at 252 pounds, 1839 01:17:24,272 --> 01:17:28,844 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin! 1840 01:17:28,910 --> 01:17:32,848 [Cole] It has been a physical week for Austin, 1841 01:17:32,914 --> 01:17:34,816 an emotional roller coaster. 1842 01:17:34,883 --> 01:17:38,754 It began at Survivor Series when Austin went face-to-face 1843 01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:41,757 with a masterminded plan to run him down. 1844 01:17:41,823 --> 01:17:43,492 It continued onto Raw Monday night 1845 01:17:43,558 --> 01:17:45,160 when Austin went after Benoit, 1846 01:17:45,227 --> 01:17:47,729 the man who lured him into the parking lot 1847 01:17:47,796 --> 01:17:50,298 for an attempted attack by Triple H. 1848 01:17:50,966 --> 01:17:53,635 Can Austin turn the tables at Survivor Series? 1849 01:17:53,702 --> 01:17:56,872 -[indistinct chatter] -[crowd roars] 1850 01:17:56,938 --> 01:17:58,607 [Lawler] I can understand all the-- 1851 01:17:58,674 --> 01:18:01,143 you know, frustration of being on the shelf for over a year, 1852 01:18:01,209 --> 01:18:03,145 but still, I think Austin just-- 1853 01:18:03,211 --> 01:18:04,646 He snapped, he's lost it. 1854 01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:07,449 [Cole] What do you think Austin is telling Jericho? 1855 01:18:07,516 --> 01:18:09,518 "I really don't wanna team with you, I don't like you." 1856 01:18:09,584 --> 01:18:10,652 "I don't like anybody." 1857 01:18:10,719 --> 01:18:12,587 "I'm forced into this match by the commissioner, 1858 01:18:12,654 --> 01:18:14,423 but we gotta get along, so let's do it." 1859 01:18:14,489 --> 01:18:16,525 He's probably saying, "Stay the hell out of my way." 1860 01:18:16,591 --> 01:18:18,827 So, it's Benoit and Chris Jericho to start things off 1861 01:18:18,894 --> 01:18:21,063 as Benoit stares down The Rattlesnake. 1862 01:18:21,129 --> 01:18:23,298 Benoit wants The Rattlesnake I think so bad, King, 1863 01:18:23,365 --> 01:18:24,366 you can taste it. 1864 01:18:25,167 --> 01:18:28,036 And don't forget the story and history between these two men, 1865 01:18:28,103 --> 01:18:29,871 Y2J and Chris Benoit. 1866 01:18:29,938 --> 01:18:32,507 Who will ever forget the best 2-out-of-3 falls matchup 1867 01:18:32,574 --> 01:18:36,211 when The Crossface and The Walls of Jericho were both applied. 1868 01:18:36,278 --> 01:18:37,145 Well, a lot of emotions, 1869 01:18:37,212 --> 01:18:39,414 a lot of personal issues in this ring right now 1870 01:18:39,481 --> 01:18:42,584 between all four of these guys, well, three guys and one monster. 1871 01:18:42,651 --> 01:18:44,853 [Cole] The self-proclaimed greatest technical wrestler 1872 01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:46,988 in World Wrestling Entertainment today, Chris Benoit, 1873 01:18:47,055 --> 01:18:48,790 goes to work against Jericho. 1874 01:18:48,857 --> 01:18:51,026 And really have no argument here. 1875 01:18:51,093 --> 01:18:53,061 Although I have to say on Raw Monday night, 1876 01:18:53,128 --> 01:18:55,630 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin proved on that night 1877 01:18:55,697 --> 01:18:57,933 that he was better than Benoit technically. 1878 01:18:57,999 --> 01:18:59,868 [Lawler] Well, just on that particular night. 1879 01:18:59,935 --> 01:19:02,704 [Cole] A shot from Chris Jericho "Y2J" just shows you 1880 01:19:02,771 --> 01:19:05,040 that anything can happen in World Wrestling Entertainment. 1881 01:19:05,107 --> 01:19:06,274 And here comes Stone Cold! 1882 01:19:06,341 --> 01:19:07,742 -Oh boy, here we go. -Benoit lost him 1883 01:19:07,809 --> 01:19:09,878 and he's gonna get him right here, right now. 1884 01:19:11,079 --> 01:19:13,081 [Lawler] Well, do you remember back to that match? 1885 01:19:14,116 --> 01:19:16,218 I think Stone Cold can thank his lucky stars, that one time 1886 01:19:16,284 --> 01:19:18,386 when that Crippler Crossface was locked in on Austin, 1887 01:19:18,453 --> 01:19:20,388 he was-- just happened to be lucky enough 1888 01:19:20,455 --> 01:19:22,023 to be close to the ropes to break that hold, 1889 01:19:22,090 --> 01:19:22,924 or he would've lost. 1890 01:19:22,991 --> 01:19:24,526 Benoit did have the Crossface locked in, 1891 01:19:24,593 --> 01:19:27,896 and you're right, Austin did take everything he had to get to the ropes, 1892 01:19:27,963 --> 01:19:30,766 and here comes Austin, no wrestling moves there. 1893 01:19:30,832 --> 01:19:32,968 Straight ahead, crawling by The Rattlesnake. 1894 01:19:33,034 --> 01:19:37,172 Oh, nice drop toehold by Chris Benoit, floats over into the chinlock on Austin. 1895 01:19:37,239 --> 01:19:38,974 That was some more outwrestling. Look at this. 1896 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:40,675 But I think Benoit is ready for him tonight. 1897 01:19:40,742 --> 01:19:42,611 The Rattlesnake going right back to the left arm. 1898 01:19:42,677 --> 01:19:44,012 Missed with the clothesline. 1899 01:19:44,079 --> 01:19:46,281 -See there? -And Benoit says, "Not tonight." 1900 01:19:46,348 --> 01:19:48,750 What did he say? Schooled in Benoit 101? 1901 01:19:48,817 --> 01:19:52,187 [Lawler] Benoit was man enough to admit that he makes mistakes. 1902 01:19:52,254 --> 01:19:54,923 He told that to Lilian earlier. But I don't think he'll make any tonight. 1903 01:19:54,990 --> 01:19:57,459 He won't underestimate the wrestling ability of The Rattlesnake. 1904 01:19:57,526 --> 01:20:00,629 I don't think you will ever question the heart of Chris Benoit. 1905 01:20:00,695 --> 01:20:02,030 He's a Rabid Wolverine. 1906 01:20:02,097 --> 01:20:03,165 -Heart. -He's relentless. 1907 01:20:03,965 --> 01:20:05,367 [Lawler] I think he's heartless. 1908 01:20:05,433 --> 01:20:06,601 [Cole] Oh, look at this now. 1909 01:20:07,335 --> 01:20:08,603 Wraps up behind Austin. 1910 01:20:09,504 --> 01:20:12,240 And The Rattlesnake and Benoit locked up in the center of the ring. 1911 01:20:13,775 --> 01:20:16,812 Ooh! Benoit knocking Austin down with a shoulder block. 1912 01:20:16,878 --> 01:20:18,513 -Good tackle there. -Up over the top. 1913 01:20:18,580 --> 01:20:20,816 Austin misses, Benoit the quicker of the two men, 1914 01:20:20,882 --> 01:20:21,917 and wasn't quicker than that! 1915 01:20:21,983 --> 01:20:24,653 Austin slamming Benoit down middle of the ring, 1916 01:20:24,719 --> 01:20:26,154 hooks the leg, here is the cover, 1917 01:20:26,221 --> 01:20:29,257 and Benoit gets the shoulder up before a count of three. 1918 01:20:29,324 --> 01:20:30,792 Been some night on SmackDown, King, 1919 01:20:30,859 --> 01:20:33,395 new Intercontinental Champion crowned, "The One" Billy Gunn. 1920 01:20:33,461 --> 01:20:36,998 The Rock, after a surprising matchup, 1921 01:20:37,065 --> 01:20:38,700 William Regal gave Rock all he could handle. 1922 01:20:38,767 --> 01:20:40,635 -Look at the blind tag by Kane. -Oh boy, here we go. 1923 01:20:40,702 --> 01:20:44,272 The Big Red Machine in and the monster hammers away 1924 01:20:44,339 --> 01:20:46,208 on "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 1925 01:20:46,775 --> 01:20:48,343 Oh, we have seen a lot here tonight. 1926 01:20:48,410 --> 01:20:49,344 What about that… 1927 01:20:49,411 --> 01:20:50,879 -Come on. -…that food fight? 1928 01:20:50,946 --> 01:20:53,448 I think Mick Foley had obviously OD'd on whipped cream or something. 1929 01:20:53,515 --> 01:20:55,250 [Cole] It's become a WWE tradition, 1930 01:20:55,317 --> 01:20:57,085 so to speak, that Thanksgiving food fight. 1931 01:20:57,152 --> 01:20:58,820 We're in the middle of it last year out here. 1932 01:20:58,887 --> 01:21:01,489 And Kane "The Big Red Machine" whipping Austin across the ring. 1933 01:21:01,556 --> 01:21:03,058 -Oh no! -Went for the boot. 1934 01:21:03,124 --> 01:21:04,526 Austin countered. 1935 01:21:04,593 --> 01:21:06,328 Kane down and here comes The Rattlesnake. 1936 01:21:06,394 --> 01:21:08,063 Oh no! What a shot. 1937 01:21:08,129 --> 01:21:11,466 And Austin wisely going to work on the leg of the big man 1938 01:21:11,533 --> 01:21:12,834 to keep him off his feet. 1939 01:21:14,502 --> 01:21:15,871 What you gotta do to that monster. 1940 01:21:15,937 --> 01:21:17,772 Keep him grounded if you can. 1941 01:21:17,839 --> 01:21:21,509 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin working on the left leg of Kane 1942 01:21:21,576 --> 01:21:24,713 who's been on this campaign to disfigure Y2J. 1943 01:21:24,779 --> 01:21:26,448 [Lawler] I wonder why he singled out Y2J. 1944 01:21:27,148 --> 01:21:29,618 [Cole] He's one of the beautiful people, so to speak. 1945 01:21:29,684 --> 01:21:32,153 -That's what Kane calls him. -Kane's never given me any problems. 1946 01:21:32,787 --> 01:21:34,389 -Look at me. -That should say something. 1947 01:21:34,456 --> 01:21:35,891 Hey, wait a minute. 1948 01:21:35,957 --> 01:21:37,592 Stone Cold struggling to his feet 1949 01:21:37,659 --> 01:21:41,496 and a shot by the seven-footer Kane to the Texas Rattlesnake. 1950 01:21:42,764 --> 01:21:43,999 Oh, look at this. Look at this! 1951 01:21:44,065 --> 01:21:46,201 Lou Thesz Press and the right hands 1952 01:21:46,268 --> 01:21:48,737 by Stone Cold to the side of the head of Kane. 1953 01:21:48,803 --> 01:21:50,138 Benoit into the ring. 1954 01:21:50,205 --> 01:21:51,973 And he caught a right hand by Austin as well. 1955 01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:54,776 And Austin, The Rattlesnake is cooking. 1956 01:21:54,843 --> 01:21:56,278 Boy, I think he just… 1957 01:21:56,344 --> 01:21:57,812 he got… whoa, whoa. 1958 01:21:57,879 --> 01:21:59,347 I thought he just called for Y2J 1959 01:21:59,414 --> 01:22:01,850 to come into the ring. He's going for the foot! 1960 01:22:01,916 --> 01:22:05,487 Jericho and Austin working as a team, Y2J against Kane. 1961 01:22:05,553 --> 01:22:07,055 We talked about it before, King. 1962 01:22:07,122 --> 01:22:10,859 Kane has really unleashed this wild side of Chris Jericho, 1963 01:22:10,925 --> 01:22:11,927 this dark side. 1964 01:22:13,295 --> 01:22:15,797 Jericho fighting for survival against Kane, 1965 01:22:15,864 --> 01:22:17,599 the man who wants to disfigure him. 1966 01:22:17,666 --> 01:22:18,767 Oh man! 1967 01:22:18,833 --> 01:22:19,934 Into the turnbuckle. 1968 01:22:20,001 --> 01:22:22,537 The Big Red Machine, Jericho going for a ride. 1969 01:22:22,604 --> 01:22:24,005 Nice counter by Y2J, 1970 01:22:24,072 --> 01:22:27,142 he goes to work on that left leg that Stone Cold softened up a bit ago. 1971 01:22:27,208 --> 01:22:29,811 You're right. Look at this. Here comes some of that dark side. 1972 01:22:29,878 --> 01:22:33,248 I mean, it's almost as if when it comes to… oh, look out. 1973 01:22:33,315 --> 01:22:34,616 It's not gonna be good. Oh! 1974 01:22:34,683 --> 01:22:37,185 Kane shoving Chris Jericho out of the ring. 1975 01:22:37,252 --> 01:22:38,753 And Benoit and Jericho now. 1976 01:22:38,820 --> 01:22:40,855 Jericho flooring Benoit with a right hand. 1977 01:22:40,922 --> 01:22:44,326 [Lawler] And Kane has just got unbelievable power in those legs of his. 1978 01:22:44,392 --> 01:22:46,962 [Cole] What power though from "The Big Red Machine" Kane. 1979 01:22:48,196 --> 01:22:50,632 You find it hard-pressed to find anyone with power here 1980 01:22:50,699 --> 01:22:53,635 in World Wrestling Entertainment like Kane has 1981 01:22:53,702 --> 01:22:55,837 except perhaps Kane's brother, The Undertaker. 1982 01:22:55,904 --> 01:22:58,206 I'll tell you, Kurt Angle and Edge, and Christian tonight 1983 01:22:58,273 --> 01:23:01,543 dug themselves a pretty big, big hole concerning The Undertaker. 1984 01:23:02,544 --> 01:23:03,778 [Lawler] You got that right. 1985 01:23:03,845 --> 01:23:07,082 [Cole] Here comes the Rabid Wolverine and a shot for good measure by Kane. 1986 01:23:07,782 --> 01:23:09,317 Chris Benoit never smiles. 1987 01:23:09,384 --> 01:23:11,453 I've never seen him break a smile unless it's been 1988 01:23:11,519 --> 01:23:13,388 that sick twisted smile. 1989 01:23:13,455 --> 01:23:16,091 [Lawler] Right. And earlier you said he had a big heart. 1990 01:23:16,157 --> 01:23:17,926 I'm telling you, Chris Benoit is heartless. 1991 01:23:17,992 --> 01:23:20,028 He's cold, he's calculated, he's like the grinch. 1992 01:23:20,095 --> 01:23:22,530 His heart is about three sizes too small. 1993 01:23:22,597 --> 01:23:23,531 I agree with you, King. 1994 01:23:23,598 --> 01:23:27,535 I didn't mean a big heart in the way that he felt sympathy for people. 1995 01:23:27,602 --> 01:23:29,337 I meant a big heart that the guy never gives up. 1996 01:23:29,404 --> 01:23:30,805 He's always in the matchup. 1997 01:23:30,872 --> 01:23:33,475 And here comes Kane in off the tag by Benoit. 1998 01:23:34,042 --> 01:23:37,012 [Lawler] Benoit feels no sympathy for anybody, nor does Kane. 1999 01:23:37,812 --> 01:23:40,215 [Cole] Stone Cold like a lion waiting to get in. 2000 01:23:41,916 --> 01:23:44,486 Kane whipping Y2J across the ring, missed his right hand, 2001 01:23:44,552 --> 01:23:46,788 here come Jericho, walked right into that one-- 2002 01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:48,790 I should say flew right into that one. 2003 01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:49,858 This is gonna be bad. 2004 01:23:50,558 --> 01:23:52,927 Jericho trying to get to the corner to tag Austin. 2005 01:23:52,994 --> 01:23:54,963 And like a sack of potatoes, Kane. 2006 01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:57,098 -Oh! -Nobody home for the elbow. 2007 01:23:57,165 --> 01:23:58,767 Y2J rolling out of the way. 2008 01:23:58,833 --> 01:24:00,101 Can he get to The Rattlesnake? 2009 01:24:00,168 --> 01:24:02,337 And Kane again, and a right hand to Austin. 2010 01:24:03,338 --> 01:24:05,774 -Oh boy. -Well, that just angered The Rattlesnake. 2011 01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:07,976 Referee Mike Chioda trying to keep The Rattlesnake 2012 01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:09,377 out of the ring. 2013 01:24:09,444 --> 01:24:11,045 Wants an official tag. 2014 01:24:11,112 --> 01:24:14,482 [Lawler] What a fortunate opportunity for that heartless Chris Benoit 2015 01:24:14,549 --> 01:24:17,185 to come in and work over Y2J. 2016 01:24:17,252 --> 01:24:19,521 [Cole] Well, Benoit working over Y2J. 2017 01:24:19,587 --> 01:24:22,090 The legal man is Kane, up to the top rope. 2018 01:24:22,157 --> 01:24:23,691 Jericho struggling to his feet. 2019 01:24:23,758 --> 01:24:26,428 Look out. The Big Red Machine gonna fly. 2020 01:24:26,494 --> 01:24:28,229 Jericho into a clothesline! 2021 01:24:28,997 --> 01:24:31,199 And Kane into the cover. Hooks the leg. 2022 01:24:31,266 --> 01:24:34,135 And The Rattlesnake breaks up the three-count. 2023 01:24:34,202 --> 01:24:35,470 That would have been a three-count. 2024 01:24:35,537 --> 01:24:37,572 Right. Kane flew halfway across the ring. 2025 01:24:37,639 --> 01:24:39,707 [Cole] Stone Cold wants in so bad, King. 2026 01:24:39,774 --> 01:24:41,543 He can taste it. 2027 01:24:41,609 --> 01:24:43,244 All this pent-up emotion 2028 01:24:43,311 --> 01:24:45,480 that's been boiling inside Austin all week long. 2029 01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:48,016 How about this official getting right in Austin's face? 2030 01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:49,617 He's really throwing his authority around. 2031 01:24:49,684 --> 01:24:52,854 [Cole] Jericho, a flying elbow onto the forehead of Benoit. 2032 01:24:52,921 --> 01:24:54,489 Can Jericho get to Austin? 2033 01:24:54,556 --> 01:24:55,490 Here comes Kane. 2034 01:24:55,557 --> 01:24:56,825 Austin in off the tag! 2035 01:24:56,891 --> 01:24:58,726 -Austin off the tag. Wait a minute. -Wait a minute. 2036 01:24:58,793 --> 01:25:01,129 [Lawler] That was a tag, even I saw that. 2037 01:25:01,196 --> 01:25:02,764 The referee is saying there wasn't a tag. 2038 01:25:02,831 --> 01:25:04,632 He didn't see it. He was over there with Benoit. 2039 01:25:04,699 --> 01:25:07,635 The referee was moving Kane out and Austin will have none of it! 2040 01:25:07,702 --> 01:25:10,939 Austin going to work on Kane and the referee again-- 2041 01:25:11,005 --> 01:25:11,906 -Wait a minute. -Oh no! 2042 01:25:11,973 --> 01:25:14,342 Stunner! Stunner to the referee! 2043 01:25:14,409 --> 01:25:15,844 Austin's off the charts. 2044 01:25:15,910 --> 01:25:17,178 He's blown his top! 2045 01:25:17,245 --> 01:25:18,880 Austin can't Stunner the ref. 2046 01:25:18,947 --> 01:25:20,748 Austin's crossed the line. 2047 01:25:20,815 --> 01:25:23,651 Stone Cold, Stone Cold's out of his mind. 2048 01:25:23,718 --> 01:25:25,120 -Stunner! -Here we go! 2049 01:25:25,186 --> 01:25:27,155 The second stunner to Benoit! 2050 01:25:27,922 --> 01:25:28,857 -Oh, look. -Oh, look out. 2051 01:25:28,923 --> 01:25:31,126 Kane going for a chokeslam. 2052 01:25:31,192 --> 01:25:32,393 Jericho, missile dropkick! 2053 01:25:32,460 --> 01:25:34,863 [crowd cheering] 2054 01:25:34,929 --> 01:25:37,298 -Oh, look out! Look at him. -A stunner on Kane! 2055 01:25:37,365 --> 01:25:38,800 Stunner from The Rattlesnake. 2056 01:25:38,867 --> 01:25:43,371 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is walking off. 2057 01:25:43,438 --> 01:25:46,107 -[theme music plays] -[crowd roars] 2058 01:25:46,174 --> 01:25:49,177 Lionsault from Jericho to Kane in the ring. 2059 01:25:49,244 --> 01:25:53,381 Austin with a Thanksgiving day celebratory toast. 2060 01:25:53,448 --> 01:25:55,150 Well, Kane and Benoit, 2061 01:25:55,216 --> 01:25:59,120 they're laying in the ring at the hands of Stone Cold and Y2J. 2062 01:25:59,187 --> 01:26:02,056 Stone Cold, King, is on a rampage! ands of Stone Cold and Y2J.