1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,770 [WWE signature intro playing] 2 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:19,386 ♪ I'm all grown up now… ♪ 3 00:00:19,452 --> 00:00:23,289 [Stephanie] Tonight a new era in WWE begins. 4 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:28,261 I'm Stephanie McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, Stephanie, and as your General Manager, 5 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:33,099 welcome to my first edition of Smack, Smack, SmackDown, SmackDown. 6 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:36,736 Tonight, a network television premiere. 7 00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:41,708 Edge will finally get is one-on-one match with Chris Jericho, Jericho, 8 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:45,145 in a steel, steel, steel cage. 9 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:48,181 Also tonight the official debut 10 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:51,785 of Rey, Rey, Rey Mysterio, Rey Mysterio. 11 00:00:51,851 --> 00:00:56,289 Tonight, the new WWE Champion, The Rock, The Rock, 12 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:58,925 "The People's Champ" The Rock will be competing 13 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:01,428 for the Tag Team Championship 14 00:01:01,494 --> 00:01:05,465 against Lance Storm and Christian, Lance Storm and Christian, 15 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:09,502 and The Rock's partner "Hollywood" Hulk, Hulk, Hulk Hogan, 16 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,137 Hulk Hogan. 17 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,274 And Bischoff, I hope you're watching 18 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:17,377 because tonight marks the SmackDown debut 19 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:19,112 of "The Next Big Thing," 20 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:23,883 "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar, Brock Lesnar, 21 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:26,419 Brock, Brock Lesnar, Lesnar. 22 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:30,256 ["The Beautiful People" playing] 23 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:33,860 ♪ The beautiful people The beautiful people ♪ 24 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:38,098 ♪ The beautiful people The beautiful people ♪ 25 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:41,601 ♪ Hey, you, what do you see? ♪ 26 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:44,571 ♪ Something beautiful or something free? ♪ 27 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:48,274 ♪ Hey, you, are you trying to be mean? ♪ 28 00:01:48,341 --> 00:01:51,444 ♪ If you live with apes, man It's hard to be clean ♪ 29 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:53,513 [glass shatters] 30 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:57,450 -["Medal" playing] -[crowd cheering] 31 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:07,127 [crowd chanting] You suck! You suck! 32 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:11,498 [fireworks exploding] 33 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:12,398 [bell rings] 34 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,602 [male announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 35 00:02:15,668 --> 00:02:18,438 Approaching the ring, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, 36 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:21,674 weighing in at 237 pounds, 37 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:23,510 Kurt Angle. 38 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:26,980 [Cole] This is Indianapolis, Indiana, the heartland of America. 39 00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:29,682 This is the Conseco Fieldhouse. 40 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:31,351 This is SmackDown. 41 00:02:31,417 --> 00:02:33,920 Michael Cole with Tazz at ringside. 42 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:37,423 [Tazz] And what a coup for SmackDown by Stephanie McMahon. 43 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:40,460 By signing "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar, 44 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:42,395 Stephanie ripped the heart out of Raw. 45 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:44,731 [Cole] The Olympic gold medalist kicking us off 46 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:47,233 against another former Olympian. 47 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,035 -["Start Rockin'" playing] -[crowd cheering] 48 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:53,640 [male announcer] And making his way into the ring, weighing in at 353 pounds, 49 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:58,211 "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry. 50 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:02,081 [Tazz] Mark Henry is actually a two-time Olympian, '92 and '96. 51 00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:04,217 [Cole] "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry 52 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:08,188 against the 1996 Olympic gold medalist, Kurt Angle, 53 00:03:08,254 --> 00:03:12,992 kicking things off tonight on what will well be an historic SmackDown. 54 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:17,931 The first SmackDown for its new General Manager, Stephanie McMahon, 55 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:21,267 and I'll tell you, Mark Henry looks to be all fired up here tonight. 56 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:23,937 [Tazz] Mark Henry better be fired up. He's going against Kurt Angle. 57 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:24,938 [bell ringing] 58 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:27,440 [Tazz] 'Cause Kurt Angle's coming off of Vengeance this past Sunday. 59 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:29,576 Didn't come out on top with the Undisputed Title, 60 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:33,346 but Kurt Angle had a great outing in a great Triple Threat Match. 61 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:36,215 [Cole] And Kurt Angle with a lock up and look at the strength 62 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:40,220 of "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry, and then that big old grin. 63 00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:43,623 Mark Henry knows he has the power advantage on Kurt Angle. 64 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:46,292 [Tazz] Well, Kurt Angle's loaded with technique and credibility 65 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:49,228 as everybody knows, but that might be not enough 66 00:03:49,295 --> 00:03:51,364 to beat The World's Strongest Man. 67 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:55,168 [Cole] From behind Kurt Angle, he's trying to suplex Mark Henry. 68 00:03:55,234 --> 00:03:56,903 [Tazz] Going for those Germans, but he… 69 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:58,371 [Cole] He wrenched his back, 70 00:03:58,438 --> 00:04:01,808 and Mark Henry with a powerslam on Kurt Angle. 71 00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:05,511 You mentioned the disappointing Vengeance for Kurt Angle this past Sunday, 72 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:06,713 the Triple Threat Match 73 00:04:06,779 --> 00:04:09,482 against The Rock and The Undertaker for the Undisputed Title. 74 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:13,219 "The People's Champion" The Rock coming up… out on top on-- 75 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:14,821 Nice take down by Kurt Angle. 76 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:17,790 [Tazz] Speed, speed. Kurt floats over, gets a front headlock. 77 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:19,792 Now we gotta see if he can hang out. 78 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:22,495 We could see if he can hang on to Mark Henry. 79 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:23,429 [Cole] Oh, look at this. 80 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:27,200 Mark Henry placing Kurt Angle up on the top turnbuckle. 81 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,501 [crowd laughing] 82 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:30,136 [Tazz] Treating Kurt Angle with no respect, 83 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:31,304 like an Olympic teddy bear. 84 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:33,373 [Cole] Kurt Angle upset about that. 85 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:36,843 Mark Henry just showing that he has the strength advantage 86 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:38,044 in this matchup. 87 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,213 [Tazz] You gotta take your hat off to all three competitors 88 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,848 in that Vengeance match, that Triple Threat. 89 00:04:41,914 --> 00:04:46,386 And The Rock, it was the first time he's ever been Undisputed Champion before. 90 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,121 [Cole] It was the greatest, oh, 91 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:51,291 Triple Threat Match in the history of the WWE, 92 00:04:51,357 --> 00:04:54,661 as Mark Henry is taking it to the Olympic gold medalist, Kurt Angle. 93 00:04:54,727 --> 00:04:57,630 And look at the strength of The World's Strongest Man, 94 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:59,565 -military pressing… -[Tazz] Man! 95 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,000 …Angle above his head. 96 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:03,836 [Tazz] I wonder how many reps Mark Henry could've really did with Angle. 97 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:07,640 -Angle is 237 pounds. Oh! -[crowd cheering] 98 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:10,576 [Cole] Kurt Angle rolls out of the way. Mark Henry taking a little too much time. 99 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,979 And look at the side suplex by Angle. 100 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,380 May have hurt his back. 101 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:16,349 [Tazz] I think it did hurt his back. 102 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:19,552 It's a lot of weight Angle's lifting up, 353 pounds. 103 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:22,288 [Cole] Quickly into the cover. Hook of the outside leg on Mark Henry, 104 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:24,824 who just kicks out before the count of three. 105 00:05:26,192 --> 00:05:28,728 [Tazz] This is the point in the match, Cole, where Kurt Angle 106 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:31,230 will start dissecting Mark Henry. 107 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:35,301 [Cole] Yeah, Kurt Angle starting to get all fired up, starting to take it 108 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:38,071 to The World's Strongest Man with those right hands. 109 00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:40,139 [crowd chanting] Angle sucks! 110 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:43,676 [Cole] Oh, and a big clothesline taking Kurt Angle off at the pass, 111 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:44,977 and another one. 112 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:47,013 [chanting continues] Angle sucks! 113 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:50,183 [Tazz] Indianapolis showing no respect for a true American hero. 114 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:52,618 [Cole] We are in America's heartland tonight. 115 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:55,321 [Tazz laughs] Oh, what a forearm shift by Angle! 116 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:58,391 -[Cole] And walks right into Mark Henry. -[Tazz] Oh no, oh no, oh no. [exclaims] 117 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,126 [Cole] What a slam by Henry! 118 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:04,364 That could be it. It could be a huge upset tonight on SmackDown, 119 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:07,767 but Mark Henry taking way too much time. Should've capitalized. 120 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:10,536 [Tazz] You got a guy like Angle on the mat like that, you gotta-- 121 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:15,341 [Cole] Oh, the splash in the corner, and Kurt Angle may be out. 122 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:19,245 What an upset this would be for Mark Henry. 123 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:22,682 -[Tazz] It ain't gonna be an upset if-- -[Cole] Oh, the Next Big Thing. 124 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:23,916 -Brock Lesnar. -[bell ringing] 125 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:25,651 [Cole] What the hell is Lesnar doing in there? 126 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:28,321 -[Tazz] Lesnar just… [indistinct] -[Cole] Oh my god. 127 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,288 Look at this. 128 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:34,360 -The F-5. That's 350 pounds. -[crowd cheering] 129 00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:39,866 [Tazz] Brock Lesnar on SmackDown, impactful right out of the box. 130 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:44,470 [Cole] An immediate impact for the newest recruit of SmackDown, 131 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:46,839 "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar. 132 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,375 [Tazz] But why the hell is he out here in Angle's match? 133 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:51,511 [Cole] Well, Kurt Angle would like to know. 134 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:54,614 Kurt Angle not too happy. I don't think he appreciated it. 135 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,449 The hell are you doing? 136 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:59,018 [Tazz] Oh, Angle's in hot pursuit of The Next Big Thing. 137 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:01,888 [Cole] You just heard Kurt Angle say, "What the hell are you doing?" 138 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:06,092 Brock Lesnar came into the ring, and check this out. 139 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,995 [Tazz] F-5, ladies and gentlemen. Look at the power. Look at that. 140 00:07:09,061 --> 00:07:11,998 -[crowd cheering] -[Tazz] That's 353 pounds. 141 00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:16,402 [Cole] Brock Lesnar had Mark Henry on his shoulders to deliver the F-5, 142 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:19,539 and look at the look on Paul Heyman's face. 143 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:23,209 [Tazz] Paul Heyman sliming himself up the ramp. 144 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:26,179 Brock made a hell of an impact right here on SmackDown. 145 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:28,047 [Cole] I don't think Mark Henry knew what hit him. 146 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,515 What the hell's going on here? 147 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:33,553 Hey, hey, Brock! Brock! 148 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,989 What the hell are you doing? What the hell was that? 149 00:07:37,056 --> 00:07:38,391 Hey, I'll tell you what that-- 150 00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:40,193 Hey, Paul. I'll handle this. 151 00:07:41,093 --> 00:07:42,695 Kurt, relax. 152 00:07:43,729 --> 00:07:47,166 You looked like you were in trouble, so I figured I'd help you out. 153 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:49,368 Whoa, whoa. Help me out? 154 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:50,603 You helped me out? 155 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:52,805 Who the hell do you think you are? 156 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:59,645 I'm a guy that's going to SummerSlam to face The Rock for the WWE Title. 157 00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:02,782 You see, Kurt, I was hoping I'd be able to face you, 158 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:06,352 -but you blew it. [laughs] -[crowd] Oh! 159 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:09,789 Maybe the pressure of always being number one is getting to you, Kurt. 160 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:12,425 Well, not anymore. 161 00:08:12,491 --> 00:08:14,760 Now, I'm here. [chuckles] 162 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:20,166 And you on SmackDown, being the number one guy… 163 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,067 [chuckles] 164 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:22,969 …it's over. 165 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:28,107 [crowd cheering] 166 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:30,910 You son of a bitch. 167 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,114 [Tazz] Looked like Angle was gonna explode. 168 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,382 That was great. 169 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:46,692 [crowd cheering] 170 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:53,099 [Stephanie] I mean, did you see what Brock Lesnar did to Mark Henry? 171 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,403 Yeah, okay, I'm gonna have to call you back. 172 00:08:59,105 --> 00:08:59,972 Thanks. 173 00:09:02,341 --> 00:09:04,243 -Hey, Stacy. -Hi, Steph. 174 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:08,948 Um, last week Vince-- I mean, Mr. McMahon. 175 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:12,018 When he left, he kind of informed me that 176 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:14,720 he wouldn't be needing my services anymore. 177 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:20,726 [tuts] Oh, Stacy, I wouldn't feel too bad. I mean, if I know Mr. McMahon, 178 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:25,031 then I'm sure he's already being serviced elsewhere. 179 00:09:25,097 --> 00:09:26,699 [crowd gasps, groans] 180 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:28,935 [sighs] Well, anyway, 181 00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:31,537 -if you need anything, just ask. -[knocking on door] 182 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:36,208 Well, okay. How about you start by getting the door? 183 00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:37,777 Okay. 184 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:39,879 [Tazz laughs] 185 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:48,487 Oh, Steph, someone sent you some beautiful flowers. 186 00:09:48,554 --> 00:09:50,990 Oh boy. They sure did. 187 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:57,396 Who sent them? 188 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,234 Who sent them? 189 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:05,638 [tuts] Why don't you read it for yourself? 190 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:11,944 "SmackDown's loss is Raw's gain." 191 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:15,047 -"See you tonight. Love, Eric." -Mm-hmm. 192 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,782 [crowd gasping] 193 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:19,452 [Stephanie yells] 194 00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:24,590 [breathes deeply] 195 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,059 [sighs] 196 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,700 ["Eyes of Righteousness" playing] 197 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:36,035 ♪ Please call my name ♪ 198 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:38,771 [Cole] "SmackDown's loss is Raw's gain"? 199 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:42,675 Is Raw General Manager Eric Bischoff gonna raid SmackDown tonight? 200 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:46,078 [Tazz] Well, last time we saw Bischoff on SmackDown, 201 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:51,450 Bischoff drove away with Triple H, and then The Game signed with Raw. 202 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:56,188 [Cole] Well, "The Game" Triple H and Eric Bischoff will be at Raw 203 00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:58,124 Friday at Greensboro, North Carolina. 204 00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:01,527 In fact, a wild week next week in the Carolinas. 205 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:04,463 SmackDown's gonna be in Charlotte next week and-- 206 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:08,734 Woo! WWE live tomorrow night, Houston, Texas. 207 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:13,673 Arkansas state on Saturday, Little Rock, Arkansas come Sunday. 208 00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:14,707 [bell ringing] 209 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:17,443 [male announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 210 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:23,049 In the ring, being accompanied by Batista, weighing in at 246 pounds, 211 00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:25,618 Reverend D-Von. 212 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:30,856 [Cole] Reverend D-Von set for action, but look at that monster, Batista. 213 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,693 [Tazz] The freaky monster Batista. 214 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:35,494 Just bigger by the moment. 215 00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:41,400 Bischoff I hate… I hate to talk positive about him, 216 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:45,071 but he said he was gonna get a major crew and hoped to gain Triple H. 217 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:46,205 ["Hello Ladies" playing] 218 00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:49,709 [Tazz] And he did it. Triple H is part of Raw now, unfortunately. 219 00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:56,549 [male announcer] And making his way to the ring, from Las Vegas, Nevada, 220 00:11:56,615 --> 00:12:02,455 weighing in at 244 pounds, the Big Valbowski. 221 00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:07,293 [Cole] Indeed. Eric Bischoff did hook Triple H, and then this just past Sunday-- 222 00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:08,861 Well, wait a minute. Look at this. 223 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,763 [Tazz] Who's Valbowski calling out there? 224 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:14,934 [Cole] His… His Tag Team partner, Hardcore Holly, 225 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,337 to sort of even the odds a bit. Batista will be at ringside for D-Von, 226 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:22,742 so Val's gonna bring Hardcore along in his corner. 227 00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:25,778 [Tazz] I like to call it… [indistinct] Usually means someone's gonna get beat up. 228 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,747 [Cole] Nonetheless, we're talking about Eric Bischoff. 229 00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:31,050 He did bring Triple H to Raw at Vengeance this past Sunday. 230 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:36,055 But what about Stephanie McMahon's first big coup, hooking Brock Lesnar, 231 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:39,458 who made a hell of an impression here tonight already? 232 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:40,926 -[bell rings] -[Tazz] I think Stephanie… 233 00:12:40,993 --> 00:12:42,795 That was big-time business, man. 234 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:46,866 I'll tell you what, The Next Big Thing part of SmackDown, that's the bomb. 235 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:50,503 [Cole] Oh, and the big right hands from Valbowski to the Reverend D-Von 236 00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:54,306 as we start off this one-on-one matchup. 237 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:55,875 Again, that card that-- 238 00:12:55,941 --> 00:13:00,045 Those flowers that were sent from Eric to Stephanie said, "See you tonight." 239 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,948 "SmackDown's loss will be Raw's gain." 240 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:05,017 -[Batista, indistinct] -[Cole] Batista. 241 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,221 And look at D-Von. There's the elbow. 242 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:12,424 Valbowski to the chin of the Reverend D-Von. 243 00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,493 [Tazz] The card said-- I mean, think about it, Cole. 244 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,296 "SmackDown's loss is Raw's gain." 245 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:18,531 Think about that. 246 00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:21,133 [Cole] The elbow delivered, knee to the sternum of D-Von, 247 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,935 and a kickout after the count of two. 248 00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:25,704 I'll tell you what, Big Valbowski in trouble 249 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:28,007 early on in this matchup to the Reverend D-Von, 250 00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:31,010 and a boot to the face of D-Von by the Big Valbowski. 251 00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:32,978 Up over the top, both men. 252 00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:35,447 -Over the top rope in this matchup. -[Tazz] They both landed hard. 253 00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,716 Valbowski's holding the back of his head. 254 00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:39,552 He might've landed right on the back of his head. 255 00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:41,654 We couldn't really see it 'cause of the camera angle. 256 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:45,925 [Cole] Batista helping his partner, D-Von, back into the ring. 257 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,893 [Tazz] Hardcore telling Batista, "Back up." 258 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:48,861 [Batista] Come on, D-Von. 259 00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:52,131 [Cole] And staring down Hardcore, as Valbowski struggles to get back in, 260 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,833 and D-Von, once again, in control. 261 00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:57,169 [Tazz] See D-Von going right for the back of Valbowski's head? 262 00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:59,505 That's where he landed, his neck. Maybe it's his neck. 263 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:03,409 [Cole] So this is the first night that Stephanie McMahon is running SmackDown 264 00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:05,077 as General Manager. Elbow by D-Von. 265 00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:06,579 -Who's the man? -[crowd cheering] 266 00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:10,316 [Cole] She's planned a Steel Cage matchup between Chris Jericho and Edge. 267 00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:12,918 The Tag Team Titles on the line, Lance Storm and Christian 268 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:15,554 against The Rock and "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan, 269 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,523 the debut of Rey Mysterio. 270 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,125 But now she's concerned about this card, this… 271 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,995 These flowers sent to her by Eric Bischoff. 272 00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,663 [Tazz] And Stephanie should be concerned. 273 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:29,301 It's a-- It's a major threat to our brand, to Stephanie's brand, SmackDown. Oh! 274 00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:32,438 [Cole] D-Von controlling the Big Valbowski in the matchup. 275 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,807 Going for the cover, hooks the outside leg, 276 00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:37,877 and Val just gets the shoulder up before the count of three. 277 00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:41,547 [Tazz] Think about it, Cole. "SmackDown's loss is Raw's gain." 278 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,915 You know, Bischoff-- 279 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:44,817 I just don't like Bischoff. He's just a punk. 280 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,987 I'd love to see Stephanie just smack him just one more time. 281 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,356 -[Cole] Look at-- Look at D-Von. -[Tazz] D-Von's climbing up. 282 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:51,724 [Cole] Valbowski's in trouble. 283 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,325 [Cole] D-Von-- Too much time. 284 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,727 Val rolled out of the way 285 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:57,596 -as D-Von misses with the elbow. -Come on, D, get up. 286 00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:02,001 [Tazz] This is the point in the match right here. If Valbowski could turn it up… 287 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,002 [yelling indistinctly] 288 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:05,938 [Tazz] …and just put something on Valbowski. 289 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:08,040 [Cole] Oh. Big clothesline. Knocked down by Valbowski. 290 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:11,810 And a right hand to D-Von, and the Big Valbowski hammering away, 291 00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:14,980 trying to build momentum in this matchup. 292 00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:16,348 -Up over the top. -[Tazz] Whoa. Whoa. 293 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,317 [Cole] With the big back body drop. 294 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,486 Come on. Come on. 295 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,087 [Cole] Shot to the mid-section. 296 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:25,157 [Tazz] Going for that Fisherman. Man, we've seen Valbowski do this already. 297 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:28,260 [Cole] He hooks in the Fisherman's Suplex. The bridge, here's the cover. 298 00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:31,430 And Batista, with one hand, pulled Valbowski off. 299 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:34,266 -[Cole] Hardcore Holly. -[crowd cheering] 300 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,935 [Cole] Hammering away on the big monster, Batista. 301 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,939 [Tazz] Hardcore is beating the tar out of him. 302 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:42,041 [Cole] And Valbowski trying to beat the tar-- 303 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,042 [Tazz, indistinct] 304 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,744 [Cole] Spin-Out Powerbomb, cover. There's one, two-- 305 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:47,346 -He's got him. He got him. -[bell rings] 306 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,014 [Cole] Valbowski picks up the win. 307 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,182 ["Hello Ladies" playing] 308 00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:54,420 [male announcer] Here is your winner, the Big Valbowski. 309 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:56,488 [Tazz] Hardcore playing the equalizer right there. 310 00:15:56,555 --> 00:16:00,092 Taking the big man out of the equation, Batista. 311 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:04,930 [Cole] Valbowski with a big win over the Reverend D-Von 312 00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:07,433 here tonight on SmackDown. 313 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,902 I'll tell you, Valbowski and Hardcore-- 314 00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:11,937 -Wait a minute. -[Tazz] He ain't too happy. 315 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,005 [Cole] Not happy at all. 316 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:14,873 [Tazz] He's not the guy you want mad at you. 317 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:16,075 -[Cole] Batista-- -[Tazz] Oh! 318 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,077 [Cole] Big Valbowski, delivering the Clothesline. 319 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:22,247 Hardcore with a right hand of his own, trying to take it to Batista. 320 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,583 [Tazz] Batista got a lot of size on Hardcore. 321 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,518 -[Cole] Oh, look at this. -[crowd groans] 322 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:29,054 -[Cole] What a spinebuster. -[shouting indistinctly] 323 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,789 ["Eyes of Righteousness" playing] 324 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,758 [Cole] That Batista is an animal. 325 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,961 [Tazz] Well, talk about your ruthless aggression, huh? 326 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:40,065 -[Cole] Wow. -[Tazz] Spinebuster. 327 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:46,105 [Cole] Batista destroying Valbowski and Hardcore Holly. 328 00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:48,974 Now listen, this isn't coming from me. 329 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,143 This is coming from Stephanie McMahon's office. 330 00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,945 Now there's a lot going on back here 331 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,080 that I'm not at liberty to be speaking to you about. 332 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:57,649 But if you see anything suspicious going on, 333 00:16:57,716 --> 00:17:00,753 you need to contact Stephanie's office immediately. 334 00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:03,522 Now gentlemen-- Edge! 335 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,591 [splutters] Stop him. Stop him. 336 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,993 Oh. Oh my God. 337 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:09,695 Not Edge. 338 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:10,863 [breathing heavily] 339 00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:16,969 S-Stephanie, I-I don't know how to tell you this, but… 340 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,138 I think Eric Bischoff might have Edge. 341 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,511 That's what I'm talking about. I can't believe it finally happened. 342 00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:30,282 Despite biased refereeing, hateful fans, and a hostile environment, 343 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,618 we still walked out of Vengeance Tag Team champions. 344 00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:37,022 Yeah. And the best part about it, we did it in a totally un-American way. 345 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:40,759 By working hard and actually earning it. 346 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,162 Exactly. We can't revel in this victory. 347 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,830 We need to make a statement tonight 348 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,599 by defeating these two so-called American icons, 349 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,768 The Rock and Hulk Hogan. 350 00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:51,370 -[scoffs, indistinct] -[crowd cheering] 351 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:54,740 How fitting… How fitting is it that Hogan used to come out to that music, 352 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,842 "Real American"? Because you know what? 353 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,343 He is a real American, 354 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,246 lazy, stupid, ignorant-- 355 00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:02,214 [crowd booing] 356 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:05,818 And he thinks the entire world revolves around him. 357 00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:08,353 Exactly. That's why we make a stand tonight. 358 00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:12,624 And despite what The Rock says, it does matter what we think. 359 00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:16,595 And I think we're gonna be Tag Team Champions a very long time. 360 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,398 A very long time. 361 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,969 What's the deal here, guys? I mean, you're standing all… 362 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,839 You're dapper. You're looking pretty sharp there in the blue shirts. What's-- 363 00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:30,008 I'm sorry, man. We just can't let you-- anyone leave the building, Edge. 364 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:31,543 So you got to stay. You got to stay in. 365 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,412 -Leave the-- Leave the-- What? -[Stephanie] Edge. 366 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,114 Guys, it's okay. 367 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,315 Thank you very much. 368 00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:40,185 -Sorry about all this security stuff but-- -No worries. 369 00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,755 Edge, tell me what's up, 370 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:47,392 because if you're leaving to go sign with Bischoff and Raw, 371 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,827 you haven't even heard me out yet. 372 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:52,264 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you talking about, Raw? What? 373 00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:53,999 -What are you talking about? -I mean… 374 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,534 Uh… No, no, no. 375 00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:57,536 You mean nothing. I'm SmackDown through and through. 376 00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,238 Right. You went running out of the building-- 377 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:02,174 No, no, listen to me. I'm SmackDown through and through. Trust me. 378 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:05,244 I trust you, and I trust your vision for SmackDown. 379 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,880 All right? I think your vision for SmackDown's gonna rock. 380 00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:08,981 -It will. -Good. 381 00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:11,483 Now what you need to do is come with me. I wanna show you something. 382 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:12,985 -Come on. Trust me. -Where are we going? 383 00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:14,419 Production truck, okay? 384 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,288 Why are you going to the production truck? 385 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:17,890 Just trust me, okay? 386 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:21,026 After you. I'm a gentleman. You go first. 387 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,127 Okay. 388 00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:24,963 You trust my vision, well, I'll trust you. 389 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:27,166 [Edge] Fair enough. Okay. 390 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:29,401 Okay, who's in charge of doing the whole Chris Jericho… 391 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:32,004 [imitates beeping, whirring] …that whole thing? You? 392 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:32,938 -That's me. -Okay. 393 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,940 Throw that bad boy in. I wanna see it. 394 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,309 -I wanna show Steph. -It's fine. It's fine. Yeah. 395 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:39,344 -Trust me. Trust me. -Okay. 396 00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:40,646 It's gonna be up here. 397 00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,183 [chuckles] Eh? 398 00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:46,518 -[Stephanie] It's a clock. -[Edge] It's a clock. 399 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,554 -Wanna know what that clock signifies? -[Stephanie] Yes. 400 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:51,290 It's a countdown between now and the end of the show, 401 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:56,528 because in that time, I'm gonna get Chris Jericho inside a steel cage. 402 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:57,529 [crowd cheering] 403 00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:00,265 And I am going to beat Chris Jericho's [bleep]. 404 00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,467 [crowd cheering] 405 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,002 -Wanna know the best part about it? -What? 406 00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,671 I get to do it on SmackDown. 407 00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:07,906 [crowd cheering] 408 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,375 -I'm all about SmackDown. -It's on A. 409 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,311 -[Stephanie] Hey, Anne? -Yeah. 410 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,713 It's cool. You can leave that running for the rest of the show. 411 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,014 [Anne] Okay, will do. 412 00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,819 -[birds chirping] -[ice cream truck music playing] 413 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,722 -Ice cream? -Ice cream. [laughs] 414 00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,090 [laughs] Ice cream. 415 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,092 Ice cream! 416 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,894 Ice cream! 417 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,529 -Ice cream. -Hey! 418 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:35,567 [all shouting] Ice cream! Ice cream! 419 00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:39,571 So, who wants some sweet Stratusfaction? 420 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:40,906 [all shouting] Me! Me! 421 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,609 [female narrator] SummerSlam, presented by Foot Locker. 422 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:45,344 August 25th on pay-per-view. 423 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,112 One scoop or two? 424 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,513 [all shouting] Two! 425 00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:50,716 ["U Look Fly Today" playing] 426 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:53,719 [Cole] SmackDown's at the Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis. 427 00:20:53,785 --> 00:21:00,058 And the countdown is on to the time that Edge will kick Chris Jericho's butt, 428 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:04,263 as he says, inside a steel cage before the end of the show tonight. 429 00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:08,300 [crowd cheering] 430 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:14,840 [Cole] Three hundred fifty pounds of rump-shaking fun. 431 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:17,075 Rikishi set for action. 432 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,578 [bell ringing] 433 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:22,447 [male announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 434 00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:29,021 Approaching the ring, weighing in at 350 pounds, Rikishi. 435 00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:31,657 [Cole] I tell you, Edge is pretty hell-bent 436 00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:37,195 on picking Chris Jericho apart inside that unforgiving steel cage here tonight. 437 00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:43,335 [Tazz] Well, Edge just telling Stephanie that he's SmackDown through and through, 438 00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:46,338 that is off the hook, off the charts, whatever you wanna call it. 439 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,340 We need Edge, and we got Edge, and that's why… 440 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,175 That's one of the reasons why SmackDown is ruling. 441 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:51,310 [man] Kurt Angle? Kurt… 442 00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:54,012 Kurt, can I just get your thoughts real quick 443 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,715 on Brock Lesnar and the involvement he had in your match tonight? 444 00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,318 Hold on a second, Eric. 445 00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:01,019 I'm on the phone. Buzz off. 446 00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:03,388 As I was saying… 447 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:08,327 Well, folks, obviously Kurt Angle is not too happy 448 00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:10,762 about what happened tonight. I don't know if you were able to hear, 449 00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,965 but Kurt Angle was talking to somebody named Eric. 450 00:22:14,032 --> 00:22:18,837 Now, rumors are swirling that Eric Bischoff was spotted earlier today 451 00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:22,507 at the Indianapolis airport, and if that's true, 452 00:22:22,574 --> 00:22:25,677 well, you can pretty much draw your own conclusion. 453 00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:28,480 -["Disgusting" playing] -[Cole] Oh my. I mean, that's not cool. 454 00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:32,751 There could be potential problems for SmackDown here tonight. 455 00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:35,620 [Tazz] No problems, Cole. Problem. That's Kurt Angle. 456 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:39,391 [Cole] Is Kurt Angle "SmackDown's loss and Raw's gain" 457 00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:43,895 in that card that was sent to Stephanie from Eric Bischoff earlier on today? 458 00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:45,731 -[Tazz] That would be another-- -[Cole] Oh! 459 00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:47,432 -[bell ringing] -[Cole, indistinct] 460 00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:50,535 -Bicycle kick to the face of Rikishi. -[shouts] 461 00:22:50,602 --> 00:22:53,171 [Cole] And Albert looking to make a statement here tonight. 462 00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:55,040 Talk about making statements. 463 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,709 [Tazz] I'm speechless, man. At Vengeance, we seen… 464 00:22:57,776 --> 00:23:02,714 we seen Eric Bischoff slime his way into Kurt Angle's brain a little bit, 465 00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:05,016 trying to recruit Kurt Angle at Vengeance. 466 00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:08,854 [Cole] Yeah, Bischoff openly courting Kurt Angle at Vengeance, 467 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,390 as Albert delivers those big kicks to the stomach of Rikishi. 468 00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:15,994 The three hundred and fifty pounder… [indistinct] …in this matchup. 469 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,697 [Tazz] Clubbing, clubbing, clubbing blows by Albert. 470 00:23:18,764 --> 00:23:20,799 -[Cole] What has gotten into Albert? -[Tazz] Anger. 471 00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:23,368 I mean, everybody is trying to prove themselves around here. 472 00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:26,738 I guess Albert is trying to impress the new GM, Stephanie McMahon. 473 00:23:28,373 --> 00:23:30,008 Talking about Kurt real quick, I mean-- 474 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,443 [shouting] 475 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:33,745 [Cole] I mean, did Brock Lesnar… 476 00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:35,647 That incident with Kurt Angle earlier tonight 477 00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:39,618 infuriate Kurt Angle enough to make him wanna jump to Raw? 478 00:23:39,684 --> 00:23:41,052 I mean, what's going on? 479 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,555 [Tazz] That's a good point, Cole. Brock might… 480 00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:45,757 It's pretty obvious that Brock hit a nerve with Kurt Angle. 481 00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:48,059 [Cole] Well, Stephanie talked about that she would take the… 482 00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:51,029 well, the heart from Raw, that being Brock Lesnar. 483 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,632 [Tazz] Well, if Brock Lesnar is the heart of Raw… 484 00:23:53,698 --> 00:23:55,100 If Brock Lesnar is the heart of Raw, 485 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:58,570 then Kurt Angle is the backbone of SmackDown, 486 00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:00,906 and without a backbone, you can't stand. 487 00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:02,307 [man] Come on. Get it done, Albert. 488 00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:05,510 [Cole] And Albert on the second rope. Rikishi in all kinds of trouble. 489 00:24:05,577 --> 00:24:07,979 -[crowd boos] -[Cole] The look in the eyes of Albert. 490 00:24:08,046 --> 00:24:09,848 [Tazz] Big, burly monster. 491 00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:11,516 [Cole] He may have Rikishi here. 492 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:14,753 The cover, there's two-- Rikishi just got the shoulder up. 493 00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:16,087 You hit the nail in the head. 494 00:24:16,154 --> 00:24:18,790 Perhaps Albert is trying to impress Stephanie McMahon. 495 00:24:19,524 --> 00:24:21,660 I mean, Mr. McMahon said just last week 496 00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:23,261 -here on SmackDown… -It was two. 497 00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:26,731 …that, "Hey, you're free to negotiate with whoever you want to." 498 00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:28,900 [Tazz] Look at that look, man. Look at that-- Oh! 499 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,269 [Cole] Albert into the corner. Rikishi rolling out of the way. 500 00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:35,874 Kick to the mid-section, and Rikishi plants Albert with a DDT. 501 00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:39,044 [Tazz] Well, a big 350 pound, six-foot-two Rikishi. 502 00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:40,111 [Cole] Samoan Drop. 503 00:24:41,112 --> 00:24:44,816 -[Tazz] Big start Rikishi, man. -[Cole] Uh-oh. Albert is reeling, 504 00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:48,320 and Rikishi may be about to back it on up. 505 00:24:48,386 --> 00:24:49,955 [Tazz] Back to the-- Oh! 506 00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:51,389 [crowd cheering] 507 00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:55,927 -[Cole] And Albert… -[Tazz] Uh-oh, the dump from hell. Dump! 508 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:56,995 [Cole] Oh, no. 509 00:24:57,062 --> 00:25:01,933 [crowd cheering] 510 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,937 -[Cole] It could be time. -[Tazz] It's gonna smell. 511 00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:08,039 Stinkface in the house. 512 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,842 [Cole laughing] Oh man. 513 00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:14,279 Stinkface to Albert from Rikishi. 514 00:25:17,215 --> 00:25:18,083 [Tazz, indistinct] 515 00:25:18,149 --> 00:25:20,018 [Cole] And a Savate Kick to the chin. 516 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:23,188 -And Rikishi… -[Tazz] Rump Shaker time. 517 00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:26,925 Up to the second rope. Rump Shaker, Rump Shaker, here it comes. 518 00:25:27,525 --> 00:25:30,529 [Cole] Rump Shaker crushing into the chest of Albert. 519 00:25:30,595 --> 00:25:32,397 -The cover. It's over. -[bell ringing] 520 00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:35,767 -Rikishi with a big win on SmackDown. -[crowd cheering] 521 00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:39,938 [male announcer] Here is your winner, Rikishi. 522 00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:41,239 ["U Look Fly Today" playing] 523 00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:44,009 [Tazz] Big win for the big man, Rikishi. 524 00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:46,945 [Cole] An earth-shaking victory for Rikishi. 525 00:25:47,012 --> 00:25:51,650 But could there be earth-shaking news developing on SmackDown tonight? 526 00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:56,988 Could it be Kurt Angle… Could Kurt Angle be on his way to Raw? 527 00:25:57,055 --> 00:26:00,191 [Tazz] I hope not. I hope not. That will hurt us. 528 00:26:00,258 --> 00:26:02,427 We don't need Angle leaving us. 529 00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:04,429 [crowd cheering] 530 00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:09,734 [Cole] But I think Rikishi may be leaving us here tonight with… 531 00:26:09,801 --> 00:26:11,937 -Well, his signature. -[Tazz] Oh, look at that thing. 532 00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:15,273 -Oh my God. Change the camera angle. -[Tazz] There you go. 533 00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:21,012 [Cole] This crowd in Indianapolis wants the big man to get down. 534 00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:25,150 [Tazz] Everybody's having a lot of fun out here while Rikishi's entertaining. 535 00:26:26,651 --> 00:26:28,053 That's how you want it. 536 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,255 [crowd cheering] 537 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,223 [Tazz] If it's true, if Kurt Angle-- 538 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:34,726 -What we're assuming of Kurt Angle-- -[Cole] Look at that. 539 00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:39,297 [Tazz] If Kurt Angle is splitting, it might be a bad day for SmackDown. 540 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,973 There's got to be more to it than that, Mark. 541 00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:51,476 I asked Kurt about Brock Lesnar and his thoughts on the match and-- 542 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:53,411 Yeah, I know. I heard you-- And then Kurt said 543 00:26:53,478 --> 00:26:55,280 he was talking to somebody named Eric? 544 00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:57,749 Yeah, that's right. He was talking to somebody named Eric. 545 00:26:57,816 --> 00:26:58,850 That's all I heard. 546 00:27:08,593 --> 00:27:11,429 Kurt, I hate leaving a… 547 00:27:11,496 --> 00:27:15,634 I hate leaving this on a voicemail, and sorry to sound a little rushed here, 548 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:19,638 but I was just, you know, informed that you were talking to someone named Eric, 549 00:27:19,704 --> 00:27:22,374 and if you were talking to Eric Bischoff, Kurt, 550 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:26,011 then I'd strongly advise you against listening to him. 551 00:27:26,444 --> 00:27:28,947 Um… You haven't even heard my side yet, Kurt. 552 00:27:29,014 --> 00:27:30,548 I have a lot to offer you on SmackDown. 553 00:27:30,615 --> 00:27:32,650 You're the leader of the SmackDown locker room. 554 00:27:33,284 --> 00:27:34,819 Please give me a call back, Kurt. 555 00:27:34,886 --> 00:27:39,557 I'm a-- I'm a far better manager than, uh, than Eric Bischoff. 556 00:27:40,191 --> 00:27:42,127 Thanks, Kurt. I'll have my cell phone on. 557 00:27:42,193 --> 00:27:43,128 Bye. 558 00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:51,503 [rock music playing] 559 00:27:53,438 --> 00:27:57,142 [crowd cheering] 560 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:07,152 ["619" playing] 561 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,321 ♪ Who's that jumpin' out the sky? ♪ 562 00:28:10,388 --> 00:28:13,525 ♪ R-E-Y Mysterio, here we go ♪ 563 00:28:13,591 --> 00:28:15,694 ♪ When the mask out The girls, they pass out ♪ 564 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,163 ♪ The boys just black out Better tap out ♪ 565 00:28:18,229 --> 00:28:20,632 ♪ Go off the top ropes, look out below ♪ 566 00:28:20,698 --> 00:28:23,702 ♪ Then the next thing you know You'll be on the flo' ♪ 567 00:28:23,768 --> 00:28:25,870 ♪ Watcha' gonna do When you're on your back ♪ 568 00:28:25,937 --> 00:28:28,740 ♪ From my mean bodyslam? Aw, damn you're whack ♪ 569 00:28:28,807 --> 00:28:30,141 [dramatic music playing] 570 00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:42,587 [Cole] I cannot wait. The world's most spectacular cruiserweight 571 00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:45,490 debuts tonight here on SmackDown, 572 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,625 -Rey Mysterio. -[Lance Storm's entrance music playing] 573 00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:51,129 [bell ringing] 574 00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:53,932 [male announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall, 575 00:28:53,998 --> 00:28:59,104 and it is for the WWE Tag Team Championship. 576 00:28:59,170 --> 00:29:01,873 Making their way to the ring, being accompanied by Test, 577 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:06,411 at a combined weight of 454 pounds, 578 00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:11,015 the Tag Team Champions, Lance Storm and Christian. 579 00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:13,518 [Cole] Not a great reception in the heartland of America, 580 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:16,554 here in Indianapolis for The Anti-Americans. 581 00:29:16,621 --> 00:29:18,556 But I tell you, Lance Storm, Christian, and Test 582 00:29:18,623 --> 00:29:21,926 will all be a part of the Global Warning Tour 583 00:29:21,993 --> 00:29:23,294 in Melbourne, Australia, 584 00:29:23,361 --> 00:29:25,063 Saturday August 10th. 585 00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:27,098 SmackDown is heading Down Under. 586 00:29:27,765 --> 00:29:29,567 [Tazz] Whaddya mean "down under?" Where down under? 587 00:29:29,634 --> 00:29:32,070 -[Cole] Australia. -[Tazz] What? It's underneath us? 588 00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:34,038 [Cole] Will you stop? Lance Storm and Christian… 589 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,874 [Tazz] You said down under-- All right, whatever. 590 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:38,610 [Cole] …winning the tag titles in an upset at Vengeance. 591 00:29:38,676 --> 00:29:40,278 ["Voodoo Side of Life" playing] 592 00:29:40,345 --> 00:29:42,781 [crowd cheering] 593 00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:54,726 [crowd cheering raucously] 594 00:30:28,126 --> 00:30:34,666 [Cole] A tremendous ovation for "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan in Indianapolis. 595 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:41,906 Sunday at Vengeance, Lance Storm and Christian took the Tag Titles 596 00:30:41,973 --> 00:30:43,775 from Hogan and Edge. 597 00:30:43,841 --> 00:30:50,515 But tonight, Hogan has the opportunity to win the Tag Team gold again. 598 00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:56,254 [cheering continues] 599 00:30:57,555 --> 00:30:58,790 [Tazz] Yeah. 600 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:03,928 Well, Indy's jam-packed chock-full of Hulkamaniacs. 601 00:31:03,995 --> 00:31:05,029 And that's not a shock. 602 00:31:05,096 --> 00:31:07,632 Everywhere in the world, especially in this country, 603 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,935 places go nuts for the Hulkster. 604 00:31:16,174 --> 00:31:18,109 These miserable Anti-Americans, 605 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:21,646 they ain't no Hulkamaniacs, that's for damn sure. 606 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:28,553 [cheering continues] 607 00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:30,855 [Tazz] Wait until Hogan's partner comes out, Cole. 608 00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:33,524 This roof is gonna come flying off this building. 609 00:31:34,525 --> 00:31:35,393 [song fades out] 610 00:31:36,461 --> 00:31:41,065 ♪ If you smell what The Rock is cookin' ♪ 611 00:31:41,132 --> 00:31:43,134 ["If You Smell'" playing] 612 00:31:43,201 --> 00:31:46,704 [male announcer] And his partner, from Miami, Florida, 613 00:31:46,771 --> 00:31:50,074 weighing in at 275 pounds, 614 00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:55,647 he is the WWE Undisputed Champion, 615 00:31:55,713 --> 00:31:57,615 The Rock. 616 00:31:57,682 --> 00:32:02,854 [crowd cheering] 617 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,190 [Cole] The Rock winning the Undisputed Title 618 00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:11,195 in the greatest Triple Threat Match in WWE history 619 00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:13,631 this past Sunday at Vengeance. 620 00:32:15,233 --> 00:32:18,269 [Tazz] And we talked about it earlier in the evening, Cole. 621 00:32:19,337 --> 00:32:21,339 This ovation, man. 622 00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:24,575 This is the first time The Rock has ever been Undisputed Champion. 623 00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:31,916 [Cole] The Rock defeated Eddie Guerrero in a hell of a matchup 624 00:32:31,983 --> 00:32:33,284 Monday Night on Raw, 625 00:32:34,352 --> 00:32:38,823 and tonight, The Rock and his friend "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan… 626 00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:39,724 [Tazz] That's right. 627 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:43,294 [Cole] …look to win the Tag Team Titles on SmackDown. 628 00:32:43,861 --> 00:32:46,364 [Tazz] Rock and Hogan really bonded, Cole, as we know. 629 00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:50,034 We spoke to both of them earlier. Since that WrestleMania match they had, 630 00:32:50,101 --> 00:32:53,871 both of these guys, two mega household names, have become friends. 631 00:32:53,938 --> 00:32:59,177 [crowd chanting indistinctly] 632 00:32:59,243 --> 00:33:02,747 [Cole] I think the crowd is dueling for who they want to start the matchup, 633 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,182 The Rock or Hogan. 634 00:33:04,248 --> 00:33:06,184 [Tazz] I thought they were chanting, "Cole, Cole." 635 00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:10,088 [Cole] No, no. So with Lance Storm and "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan set 636 00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:12,457 to start this Tag Team Title matchup. 637 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:14,859 And you hit the nail on the head. 638 00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:18,563 Ever since WrestleMania, Hogan and The Rock have been great friends. 639 00:33:18,629 --> 00:33:21,966 It was a friendship built on mutual respect. 640 00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:25,603 [crowd chanting] USA! USA! USA! 641 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:29,273 [Cole] And how appropriate is it that we're in the heartland of America, 642 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:33,077 and two American icons, Hogan and The Rock, 643 00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:36,314 hope to win the Tag Titles from the Anti-Americans? 644 00:33:36,381 --> 00:33:39,584 [Tazz] And that's pure USA power right there, The Rock-- 645 00:33:39,650 --> 00:33:41,185 The Hulkster's got it. 646 00:33:42,587 --> 00:33:45,456 [Cole] Albeit with the aid of Chris Jericho at Vengeance. 647 00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:47,392 You have to call it a huge upset. 648 00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:51,462 Lance Storm and Christian taking the Tag Titles from Hogan and Edge 649 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:52,497 this past Sunday. 650 00:33:52,563 --> 00:33:55,533 [Tazz] Well, I agree. It definitely was an upset, but they did it. Oh! 651 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:59,470 Love 'em or hate 'em, Storm and Christian are the new Tag Team Champs. 652 00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:04,976 [Cole] This crowd chanting for Hogan all over Lance Storm. 653 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,545 And "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan delivers the right hands 654 00:34:07,612 --> 00:34:11,716 to one half of the Tag Team Champs, and a clothesline by the Hulkster. 655 00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:15,086 [Tazz] Hulkster, as usual, in great condition. 656 00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:18,289 A pinball Anti-American. 657 00:34:18,356 --> 00:34:19,824 -[Cole] Ping pong. -[Tazz laughs] 658 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:22,393 [Cole] And Hogan makes the tag to the new Undisputed Champion, 659 00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:24,195 and here comes The Rock. 660 00:34:26,097 --> 00:34:30,368 The Rock has a date at SummerSlam at Nassau Coliseum 661 00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:34,238 with "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar, who's already made an impact here tonight, 662 00:34:34,305 --> 00:34:37,108 but tonight The Rock hopes to win the Tag Titles. 663 00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:39,577 [Tazz] Look at The Rock! Beautiful vertical. 664 00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:41,312 [Cole] Into the cover, hook of the leg, 665 00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:43,448 and Storm kicks out before the count of three. 666 00:34:43,514 --> 00:34:46,484 [Tazz] The Rock is just buzzing through Storm. 667 00:34:46,551 --> 00:34:48,319 Nice chinbreaker. 668 00:34:48,386 --> 00:34:50,455 [Cole] And Lance Storm makes the tag to Christian. 669 00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:54,292 And here comes the eight-time Tag Team Champion, Christian, 670 00:34:54,358 --> 00:34:56,594 hammering away on The Rock. 671 00:34:56,661 --> 00:35:00,264 [Tazz] Seven times with Edge, one time with Storm. 672 00:35:00,331 --> 00:35:02,800 [Cole] You see the concern of the General Manager of SmackDown, 673 00:35:02,867 --> 00:35:04,268 Stephanie McMahon. 674 00:35:04,335 --> 00:35:09,740 She believes, deep down inside, that Kurt Angle will jump to Raw tonight. 675 00:35:09,807 --> 00:35:12,677 The Rock exploding out of the corner. 676 00:35:12,743 --> 00:35:14,145 [crowd gasping] 677 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:17,415 [Cole, indistinct] …throw by The Rock. 678 00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:20,051 [Tazz] I hope Stephanie's wrong. I hope we're all wrong 679 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:23,754 assuming that Angle might be jumping ship with Bischoff. 680 00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:26,190 [Cole] I think Stephanie can ill afford to lose Angle. 681 00:35:26,257 --> 00:35:27,792 Rock from behind Lance Storm, and-- 682 00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:29,894 Well, the Brahma Bull with a right hand of his own. 683 00:35:30,695 --> 00:35:32,730 And a spinning heel kick by Christian. 684 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,532 [Tazz] Well, distraction worked by Storm. 685 00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:36,734 [Cole] Cover, hook of the leg, and Rock kicks out. 686 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,070 That's what makes Storm and Christian so effective. 687 00:35:39,136 --> 00:35:42,607 We've seen it in recent weeks along with Test standing at ringside. 688 00:35:42,673 --> 00:35:45,476 These Anti-Americans, they distract their opponent, 689 00:35:45,543 --> 00:35:48,179 they work together, and now, they're the Tag Team Champs. 690 00:35:48,246 --> 00:35:51,616 [Tazz] And Hulk Hogan, Hogan wants his Tag Team Titles back. 691 00:35:51,682 --> 00:35:53,317 And he wants to do it with The Rock. 692 00:35:53,384 --> 00:35:58,322 [crowd chanting] USA! USA! USA! 693 00:35:58,389 --> 00:36:00,725 [Cole] The "USA" chants begin again 694 00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:04,228 here from this huge crowd at Conseco Fieldhouse. 695 00:36:05,429 --> 00:36:07,365 And every time the chants begin, 696 00:36:07,431 --> 00:36:11,035 it seems to bother Lance Storm, Christian, and Test. 697 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:12,670 [Tazz] Storm, Christian, and Test, 698 00:36:12,737 --> 00:36:15,206 these guys ain't called Anti-Americans for no reason. 699 00:36:15,273 --> 00:36:16,707 They hate our country. 700 00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:19,410 [Cole] Storm whipped off the ropes, The Rock, Samoan Drop. 701 00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:20,778 [crowd cheering] 702 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:22,980 [Cole] Christian tossed over the top ropes. 703 00:36:23,047 --> 00:36:25,082 [Tazz] There goes Christian, and there goes Test. 704 00:36:25,149 --> 00:36:26,717 Oh, right in front of us. 705 00:36:26,784 --> 00:36:29,153 [Cole] Lance Storm planted on a spinebuster. 706 00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:32,123 This could be it, the most electrifying move 707 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,558 in sports entertainment. 708 00:36:33,624 --> 00:36:34,959 [crowd cheering raucously] 709 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,028 [Tazz] And it's American made. 710 00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:41,265 [Cole] The Rock going for the People's Elbow. 711 00:36:41,332 --> 00:36:46,237 And The Wild Card… "The Wild Card" Test gets involved. 712 00:36:48,606 --> 00:36:52,276 [Tazz] Rock nailed this table, almost knocked me on my back. 713 00:36:52,343 --> 00:36:55,279 [Cole] And if Rock had nailed The People's Elbow, 714 00:36:55,346 --> 00:37:00,818 Rock and Hogan would be the Tag Champs, but Test, the man on the outside. 715 00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:07,592 And Storm, here's the cover on The Rock, hook of the leg, 716 00:37:07,658 --> 00:37:09,327 and Rock gets the shoulder up. 717 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:11,729 Take another look at the man on the outside, Test. 718 00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:13,331 [Tazz] But right here, the difference maker, 719 00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:16,901 here goes the Rock thanks to Test. [indistinct] 720 00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:18,970 [Cole] Test inserting himself in the matchup. 721 00:37:19,036 --> 00:37:22,673 And all of a sudden, Storm and Christian have the upper hand, 722 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:25,076 have the advantage on The Rock. 723 00:37:25,142 --> 00:37:26,677 And here's the tag to Christian. 724 00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:29,413 And keep in mind, Tazz, The Rock has gone through 725 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:32,383 not only that Triple Threat Match at Vengeance, Sunday, 726 00:37:32,450 --> 00:37:35,319 but the matchup against Eddie Guerrero Monday night on Raw. 727 00:37:35,386 --> 00:37:37,521 The Rock has been on the wars this week. 728 00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:39,757 [Tazz] Well, when you are the Undisputed Champion, 729 00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:42,059 you gotta be on your game and be in condition. 730 00:37:42,126 --> 00:37:44,128 [Cole] Cover, here's the hook of the leg, and a kickout. 731 00:37:44,195 --> 00:37:46,163 [Tazz] Because you got all comers coming after you. 732 00:37:46,230 --> 00:37:49,133 Everybody wants the WWE Undisputed Championship. 733 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:53,037 [Cole] We've seen how the intensity has changed in Storm, 734 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:55,573 and Christian, and Test since they, sort of, bonded, 735 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,109 since they joined ranks-- And the Rock with a right hand, 736 00:37:58,175 --> 00:38:02,146 the ever resilient Brahma Bull, but he's cut down by a forearm. 737 00:38:02,213 --> 00:38:03,414 [Tazz] Nice forearm. 738 00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:06,050 Well, you know, if you're Christian and Storm, I mean… 739 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,718 [Cole] Oh! What a swinging neck breaker. 740 00:38:07,785 --> 00:38:09,920 [Tazz] …your first title defense is against The Rock 741 00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:11,188 and "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan. 742 00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:13,958 I mean, Christian and Storm are taking on anybody. 743 00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:17,028 [Cole] And Test again inserting himself in the matchup. 744 00:38:17,094 --> 00:38:19,463 And The Rock bouncing off the announce table. 745 00:38:20,164 --> 00:38:24,368 And The Rock dropped on the top of the announce table, elbow-first. 746 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:25,436 [Tazz] Face-first. 747 00:38:27,171 --> 00:38:30,207 [Cole] And The Rock in a world of trouble 748 00:38:31,208 --> 00:38:32,410 as this… 749 00:38:34,078 --> 00:38:37,715 Test just hammers away with right hands. 750 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:42,319 This is a three-on-two affair, not a Tag Team Matchup. 751 00:38:42,386 --> 00:38:44,055 [Tazz] You may not like Storm and Christian, 752 00:38:44,121 --> 00:38:47,625 but these guys will do anything to hold those Tag Team Titles. 753 00:38:48,859 --> 00:38:51,762 [Cole] Christian into the cover on The Rock, hook of the leg, two… 754 00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:54,632 Rock got a shoulder up. And Test cannot believe it. 755 00:38:54,699 --> 00:38:56,701 Test begging for a three count. 756 00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:02,273 -And now, Christian and Storm-- -[Tazz] Constant coverage. 757 00:39:02,339 --> 00:39:04,642 [Cole] Storm going for the cover, and again, Rock kicks out. 758 00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:06,010 [Tazz] They wanna beat The Rock. 759 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:07,978 Of course, they're beating the hell out of The Rock. 760 00:39:08,045 --> 00:39:09,613 Storm and Christian keep going for coverage. 761 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,216 [Cole] Well, by beating up The Rock, beating up Hogan, 762 00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:15,419 these Anti-Americans are ripping the heart out of America. 763 00:39:15,486 --> 00:39:17,788 Hogan and Rock were American icons. 764 00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:21,292 And Rock with a right hand. And here comes the Brahma Bull. 765 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,326 [crowd cheering] 766 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:25,963 [Tazz] You cannot stop The Rock. He's all fight. 767 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,765 [Cole] Went for the Rock Bottom. Storm countered. 768 00:39:27,832 --> 00:39:29,467 [Tazz] Storm stopped it. He stopped the Rock-- 769 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:30,534 [Cole] Clothesline. 770 00:39:31,635 --> 00:39:33,938 And Lance Storm… Savate Kick to the chin. 771 00:39:34,004 --> 00:39:36,140 -That could be it. Hook to the leg. -[Tazz] This is it. 772 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,875 [Cole] And Hogan saves the matchup. 773 00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:40,177 [Tazz] Hitting Storm right in the ass, that's good. 774 00:39:40,244 --> 00:39:42,012 [Cole] And Hogan knocking Christian down. 775 00:39:42,079 --> 00:39:43,881 "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan has had enough 776 00:39:43,948 --> 00:39:47,151 of what has turned into a three-on-one mugging 777 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,220 by the Anti-Americans to The Rock. 778 00:39:49,286 --> 00:39:52,423 [Tazz] You know, The Rock is being beat, well, The Rock won't complain about it. 779 00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:53,424 Neither will Hogan. 780 00:39:53,491 --> 00:39:56,827 They know that's the stuff the Anti-Americans are made of. 781 00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:59,830 [Cole] And look at The Rock's eyes. He needs to make a tag. 782 00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:01,665 -Crawling desperately. -[Tazz] Look at Test. 783 00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:03,701 [Cole] And Test knocking his partner off the apron. 784 00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:07,204 [Tazz] And I'm begging, man, somebody get Test out of ringside, 785 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:09,406 someone kick him out of here. 786 00:40:09,473 --> 00:40:12,510 [Cole] Also while he… [indistinct] The Rock knocking Christian down. 787 00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:14,445 He went for a tag, and Hogan wasn't there. 788 00:40:14,512 --> 00:40:17,081 Test pulled Hogan off the apron, Hogan wasn't there, 789 00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:19,850 and now, Storm pulling The Rock to the center of the ring. 790 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,987 [Tazz] Brilliant strategy by Test, Storm, and Christian. 791 00:40:24,321 --> 00:40:26,657 [Tazz and Cole shouting indistinctly] 792 00:40:26,724 --> 00:40:30,428 [Cole] DDT! Pancaked just right on the back of the head. 793 00:40:30,494 --> 00:40:33,964 Storm was humiliating The Rock and paid for it. 794 00:40:34,031 --> 00:40:36,901 Now, the Brahma Bull needs to make a tag. 795 00:40:36,967 --> 00:40:38,602 [crowd cheering] 796 00:40:39,870 --> 00:40:42,273 [Cole] The crowd is electric. And Hulk-- 797 00:40:42,339 --> 00:40:46,043 [Tazz] The Rock is feeding off the crowd, and here comes the Hulkster. 798 00:40:46,510 --> 00:40:49,079 [Cole] Christian in off the tag. Here comes Hogan. 799 00:40:51,982 --> 00:40:55,019 [crowd chanting indistinctly] 800 00:40:55,085 --> 00:40:59,156 [Cole] Hogan delivering right hands, Noggin Knocker, 801 00:40:59,223 --> 00:41:01,859 and the Anti-Americans are reeling. 802 00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:03,794 -[Tazz] Big boot. -[Cole] Oh, look at this. 803 00:41:05,196 --> 00:41:06,864 Oh, Double Suplex. 804 00:41:08,098 --> 00:41:11,735 And The Rock, right hand of his own, and here comes the Brahma Bull. 805 00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:15,406 -[Tazz] Rock Bottom! -[Cole] Rock Bottom. Rock Bottom to Storm. 806 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,341 Here's Test into the ring. 807 00:41:19,276 --> 00:41:21,612 And The Rock laying the smack down. 808 00:41:22,713 --> 00:41:24,215 [Tazz] There goes Test out of the ring. 809 00:41:24,281 --> 00:41:25,850 [Cole] Test bouncing off the announce table, 810 00:41:25,916 --> 00:41:28,853 but inside the ring, Christian delivers the Unprettier. 811 00:41:28,919 --> 00:41:31,956 The cover on Hulk Hogan, and Hogan kicks out. 812 00:41:32,022 --> 00:41:34,158 [crowd cheering] 813 00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:39,363 [Tazz] The Hulkster's woken up, and listen to this place. 814 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:42,266 [crowd cheering raucously] 815 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,902 [Cole] The Rock busy with Test outside the ring 816 00:41:44,969 --> 00:41:48,539 as Hogan begins to build momentum. 817 00:41:48,939 --> 00:41:50,908 [Tazz] He's feeding off Indianapolis, Cole. 818 00:41:50,975 --> 00:41:53,377 The Hulkster's feeding off the Hulkamaniacs. 819 00:41:54,812 --> 00:41:56,981 [Cole] Right hand and another one. 820 00:41:57,047 --> 00:42:01,352 Hogan hell-bent on winning The Tag Titles. Boot to Christian. 821 00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:08,192 [crowd cheering raucously] 822 00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:10,895 [Tazz] Here it comes, here it comes, leg drop. 823 00:42:10,961 --> 00:42:14,164 [Cole] The leg drop. We have a new Tag Champions. 824 00:42:14,865 --> 00:42:17,568 -Wait a minute. What the hell? -[Tazz] It's Brock Lesnar. 825 00:42:17,635 --> 00:42:19,303 [Cole] What the hell is he doing out here? 826 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,639 [bell ringing] 827 00:42:21,705 --> 00:42:23,908 -[Cole] Oh, no. -[Tazz] Here's Lesnar. 828 00:42:23,974 --> 00:42:26,977 F-5 on the Hulkster is coming up. What's up with this? 829 00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:29,647 [Cole] F-5 to the American icon. 830 00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:31,215 [crowd clamoring] 831 00:42:31,282 --> 00:42:34,852 [Cole] First, Mark Henry. Now, Hulk Hogan. 832 00:42:35,352 --> 00:42:39,957 [Tazz] He's [indistinct] Rock and Hogan, wanting to win the Tag Team titles. 833 00:42:41,558 --> 00:42:43,961 [Cole] And I don't think The Rock realized what happened. 834 00:42:44,595 --> 00:42:46,764 [Tazz] Who the hell expected Lesnar out here? 835 00:42:46,830 --> 00:42:48,432 The Next Big Thing. 836 00:42:48,499 --> 00:42:50,200 And now The Rock knows the deal. 837 00:42:51,135 --> 00:42:55,139 [Cole] Brock Lesnar cost Hogan and Rock the Tag Titles tonight. 838 00:42:55,205 --> 00:42:56,941 [Heyman] Make a move. 839 00:42:57,007 --> 00:43:02,046 [Cole] Well, Brock Lesnar cost The Rock the Undisputed Title at SummerSlam. 840 00:43:02,112 --> 00:43:05,182 [crowd cheering] 841 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:10,287 [rock music playing] 842 00:43:10,354 --> 00:43:13,757 [Cole] Time could be ticking away on Chris Jericho, 843 00:43:13,824 --> 00:43:16,660 because tonight, Edge gets Jericho 844 00:43:16,727 --> 00:43:21,398 inside an unforgiving steel cage. 845 00:43:21,465 --> 00:43:24,401 [Tazz] Someone's gonna bleed, someone's gonna get hurt, 846 00:43:24,468 --> 00:43:27,338 and I'm digging it and so should you. 847 00:43:32,576 --> 00:43:35,512 Let's just get out of here. I'll buy you dinner, and… [indistinct] 848 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:38,015 Aren't you gonna open the door? 849 00:43:38,082 --> 00:43:39,883 I'm sorry. This car is for someone else. 850 00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:41,051 No, no, it's okay, it's okay. 851 00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:43,287 Stephanie said we can take her car. Everything's okay. 852 00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:45,122 No. This is Hulk Hogan's car tonight. 853 00:43:45,189 --> 00:43:46,390 [crowd cheering] 854 00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:47,758 Hulk Hogan's car? 855 00:43:47,825 --> 00:43:49,159 Hulk Hogan's car. 856 00:43:50,194 --> 00:43:51,795 You got it all wrong. 857 00:43:51,862 --> 00:43:54,565 This is the Next Big Thing's car, and if you don't open this door 858 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:58,736 and drive for me, I'm gonna beat your ass, so open the door. 859 00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:00,037 -[Heyman] Thank you. -There you go. 860 00:44:00,104 --> 00:44:01,338 Now drive. 861 00:44:01,405 --> 00:44:03,841 [Heyman] Let's go, let's go. Come on, Brock, we're leaving. 862 00:44:06,343 --> 00:44:08,912 [Tazz] How come my agent don't get me no limos? 863 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:18,489 You know, ever since last week on SmackDown 864 00:44:18,555 --> 00:44:21,725 when Mr. McMahon named Stephanie McMahon the General Manager of SmackDown, 865 00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:23,927 and of course Eric Bischoff the GM of Raw, 866 00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:25,863 and he opened all the contracts of talent, 867 00:44:25,929 --> 00:44:28,999 there's been nothing but chaos here in the WWE. 868 00:44:29,066 --> 00:44:31,502 Well, Brock Lesnar coming out here on SmackDown, 869 00:44:31,568 --> 00:44:34,271 and the newest pick for Stephanie, just chaos. 870 00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:38,208 Earlier, Mark Henry and now Hogan. Brock just takin' em out. F-5, F-5. 871 00:44:38,275 --> 00:44:39,943 Stephanie's got a lot of things to worry about. 872 00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:42,680 She lost Triple H at Vengeance to Bischoff's Raw, 873 00:44:42,746 --> 00:44:46,250 and now tonight, she could possibly lose Kurt Angle to Bischoff's Raw. 874 00:44:46,316 --> 00:44:48,419 You know, if you're a wrestling fan sitting in this arena, 875 00:44:48,485 --> 00:44:51,255 or you're at home watching the show, it's an exciting time. 876 00:44:51,321 --> 00:44:54,992 All these guys jumping ship, Bischoff, Stephanie, but you know what? 877 00:44:55,059 --> 00:44:58,462 If we lose Kurt Angle, that will be a big blow for our show. 878 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:00,130 Well, it's gonna be an exciting night tonight 879 00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:03,467 because coming up, the rookie John Cena will be in action 880 00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:05,402 against the Anti-American, Test. 881 00:45:05,469 --> 00:45:07,938 And joining us now in the backstage area, John Cena. 882 00:45:08,005 --> 00:45:11,108 And, John, uh, being an American, what it's like facing Test? 883 00:45:11,175 --> 00:45:12,910 There's no doubt Test is gonna be tough. 884 00:45:13,744 --> 00:45:15,479 He talks a lot of trash about America. 885 00:45:16,346 --> 00:45:18,348 Maybe he should talk trash about America. 886 00:45:18,415 --> 00:45:21,118 I mean everybody knows Canadians get free healthcare. 887 00:45:21,185 --> 00:45:24,855 But if you look at Test, it's obvious they don't get dental care. 888 00:45:24,922 --> 00:45:29,326 Instead of going around saying, "America sucks, America sucks," 889 00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:32,629 he should be going around saying, "Please fix my teeth." 890 00:45:32,696 --> 00:45:34,231 "Please fix my teeth." 891 00:45:34,298 --> 00:45:38,535 I mean he reminds me of some crazy Canadian woodchuck. 892 00:45:38,602 --> 00:45:41,338 So I guess the obstacle I have to conquer tonight is… 893 00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:45,476 how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if Test could chuck wood? 894 00:45:45,542 --> 00:45:47,611 [crowd cheering] 895 00:45:47,678 --> 00:45:50,314 [chuckles] You're a pretty funny guy, Cena. 896 00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:53,851 You know, maybe what they say is true. 897 00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:57,588 Maybe you are the kid with ruthless aggression. 898 00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:00,924 [Cole] Oh. Oh, my God. 899 00:46:00,991 --> 00:46:04,228 But to me, you're just another little punk. 900 00:46:07,631 --> 00:46:11,235 [exhaling forcefully] 901 00:46:12,903 --> 00:46:16,774 [crowd cheering] 902 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,877 Chris, I've been looking all over for you. 903 00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:21,812 I'm sorry. I know you've got a lot on your mind 904 00:46:21,879 --> 00:46:23,480 with the cage match tonight, 905 00:46:23,547 --> 00:46:25,649 and I don't know if you even heard about Kurt Angle, 906 00:46:25,716 --> 00:46:27,518 and, you know, no one can find him, 907 00:46:27,584 --> 00:46:30,687 or Eric Bischoff supposedly being in Indianapolis. 908 00:46:31,188 --> 00:46:35,626 But as one of the biggest Superstars on SmackDown, 909 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,295 I've just got to know. 910 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:42,132 I wanna make sure that you are happy here. 911 00:46:43,066 --> 00:46:45,469 -Am I happy? -Yes, are you happy? 912 00:46:45,903 --> 00:46:48,739 Steph, I'm ecstatic. Why wouldn't I be? 913 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:52,543 My band Fozzy's new CD comes out this Tuesday, Happenstance. 914 00:46:52,609 --> 00:46:54,411 -You want a copy? -I'd love one. 915 00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:55,512 You can have that one. 916 00:46:55,579 --> 00:46:59,716 And on top of that, the clock is ticking down on Edge. 917 00:46:59,783 --> 00:47:02,286 And tonight in the steel cage, 918 00:47:02,352 --> 00:47:06,023 I'm gonna leave him in a pool of his own blood. 919 00:47:06,723 --> 00:47:10,828 And that makes me very, very happy. 920 00:47:15,399 --> 00:47:16,233 [exhales sharply] 921 00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:18,569 ["The Beautiful People" playing] 922 00:47:18,635 --> 00:47:20,037 [Cole] He is the sensation. 923 00:47:20,103 --> 00:47:24,208 -[Tazz] Oh, yeah. -[Cole] The high-flying Rey Mysterio. 924 00:47:24,274 --> 00:47:26,810 He makes his debut next. 925 00:47:29,613 --> 00:47:32,983 [Cole] We are in the heartland of America, Indianapolis, Indiana, 926 00:47:33,050 --> 00:47:34,484 the Conseco Fieldhouse. 927 00:47:34,551 --> 00:47:38,989 Tonight Chris Jericho versus Edge inside a steel cage, 928 00:47:39,056 --> 00:47:42,226 plus the spectacular Rey Mysterio, 929 00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:43,460 up next. 930 00:47:44,328 --> 00:47:45,996 [Chavo Guerrero's entrance music playing] 931 00:47:46,063 --> 00:47:49,566 [crowd booing] 932 00:47:49,633 --> 00:47:52,336 [Tazz] This is gonna be a great matchup, man. 933 00:47:52,402 --> 00:47:54,938 The debut's coming up, man, Mysterio. 934 00:47:55,005 --> 00:47:56,540 [inaudible] 935 00:47:58,542 --> 00:47:59,643 [bell ringing] 936 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:02,913 [male announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 937 00:48:02,980 --> 00:48:06,016 Making his way to the ring, from El Paso, Texas, 938 00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:09,152 weighing in at 213 pounds, 939 00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:11,521 Chavo Guerrero. 940 00:48:11,588 --> 00:48:13,123 [Cole] Now, Brock Lesnar, The Rock, 941 00:48:13,190 --> 00:48:15,826 "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan, Chavo Guerrero will all be a part 942 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:19,029 of SmackDown next week at the Charlotte Coliseum 943 00:48:19,096 --> 00:48:21,064 in Charlotte, North Carolina 944 00:48:21,131 --> 00:48:24,534 as will be, well, the next Superstar. 945 00:48:24,601 --> 00:48:30,140 It's the debut tonight of the sensational high-flyer, Rey Mysterio. 946 00:48:30,207 --> 00:48:31,808 [Tazz] Let's check this out. 947 00:48:33,210 --> 00:48:37,080 -["619" playing] -[crowd cheering] 948 00:48:38,215 --> 00:48:40,150 ♪ Who's that jumpin' out the sky… ♪ 949 00:48:40,217 --> 00:48:41,285 [Cole] Wait a m-- 950 00:48:41,718 --> 00:48:43,720 [crowd cheering] 951 00:48:43,787 --> 00:48:46,657 [male announcer] And making his SmackDown debut, 952 00:48:46,723 --> 00:48:48,926 from San Diego, California, 953 00:48:48,992 --> 00:48:52,296 weighing in at 175 pounds, 954 00:48:52,362 --> 00:48:55,432 Rey Mysterio. 955 00:48:55,499 --> 00:49:01,505 [Cole] He's the most celebrated luchador to invade the US since Mil Máscaras. 956 00:49:02,072 --> 00:49:03,707 [Tazz] Man of a thousand masks. 957 00:49:04,207 --> 00:49:08,111 [Cole] Rey Mysterio to take on Chavo Guerrero here tonight. 958 00:49:09,346 --> 00:49:14,051 He did not know last week that Chavo Guerrero made the challenge. 959 00:49:14,117 --> 00:49:15,652 Chavo's jealous. 960 00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:20,991 He had a long-standing rivalry with Rey Mysterio all over the world. 961 00:49:21,058 --> 00:49:24,962 Chavo was upset that, well, Mysterio has got all his fans here 962 00:49:25,028 --> 00:49:26,196 for his debut. 963 00:49:26,263 --> 00:49:28,699 [Tazz] People love Rey Mysterio, and you at home 964 00:49:28,765 --> 00:49:31,868 are gonna find out in a few minutes why this guy's off the hook. 965 00:49:31,935 --> 00:49:34,871 And a little history lesson, Chavo's dad and Rey's uncle 966 00:49:34,938 --> 00:49:37,941 had a big-time rivalry years ago in Mexico. 967 00:49:38,008 --> 00:49:40,444 [Cole] And that rivalry continues here tonight. 968 00:49:40,510 --> 00:49:44,715 The five-foot-four, 175 pound Rey Mysterio 969 00:49:44,781 --> 00:49:48,251 set to take on Chavo Guerrero in this cruiserweight matchup. 970 00:49:48,752 --> 00:49:51,855 And Chavo goes behind Rey and takes down Rey. 971 00:49:51,922 --> 00:49:54,124 [Tazz] Chavo floating over the front for a headlock, 972 00:49:54,191 --> 00:49:57,527 reversed into an armwringer right here by Mysterio. 973 00:49:58,362 --> 00:50:01,131 [Cole] Mysterio wearing that mask, the tradition of the luchadores. 974 00:50:01,198 --> 00:50:04,601 And, oh, what a shot to the gut by Chavo Guerrero. 975 00:50:05,469 --> 00:50:08,538 -[Tazz] Oh! -[Cole] Chavo Guerrero up over the top. 976 00:50:08,605 --> 00:50:10,107 -Look at Rey Mysterio. -[Tazz] Oh, my God. 977 00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:12,109 -[Cole] Tremendous balance. -[Tazz] Look at this. 978 00:50:12,175 --> 00:50:14,678 [Cole] And he kicks out, Chavo Guerrero. 979 00:50:15,979 --> 00:50:19,282 [Tazz] If you just watch Mysterio, he's like poetry in motion. Look at this. 980 00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:20,984 [Cole] Up over the top off the leapfrog, 981 00:50:21,051 --> 00:50:23,286 and Rey Mysterio on the shoulders of Chavo. 982 00:50:23,353 --> 00:50:24,721 And Chavo-- Impact! 983 00:50:24,788 --> 00:50:25,956 [crowd cheering] 984 00:50:26,022 --> 00:50:30,060 [Tazz] The luchadores have worn masks for years and years and years in Mexico. 985 00:50:30,127 --> 00:50:34,564 The mask is sacred. It's like an alter ego, like a superhero. 986 00:50:34,631 --> 00:50:38,201 [Cole] And Rey, elbow to the face of Chavo Guerrero. 987 00:50:38,268 --> 00:50:41,238 And check out Rey Mysterio. He calls this the torito. 988 00:50:41,304 --> 00:50:43,573 He's got it. Oh, and a kickout. 989 00:50:44,274 --> 00:50:48,278 [Tazz] Wow! Speed, man. Mysterio's loaded with speed. 990 00:50:49,746 --> 00:50:52,849 [Cole] Rey went for the baseball slide, Chavo grabbed him up over the-- 991 00:50:52,916 --> 00:50:54,084 …throw by Chavo. 992 00:50:54,151 --> 00:50:56,987 [Tazz] Released German, flipped Mysterio right from his gut. 993 00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:59,790 -[Cole] That will break a rib. -[Tazz] And a sternum. 994 00:50:59,856 --> 00:51:03,393 [Cole] And Chavo now begins to pick apart Rey Mysterio. 995 00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:06,897 Oh, off the ropes, the abdomen of Rey Mysterio and-- 996 00:51:06,963 --> 00:51:09,032 -If Chavo can pick up a victory here… -[crowd booing] 997 00:51:09,099 --> 00:51:11,701 …after all the hype and all the talk about Rey Mysterio, 998 00:51:11,768 --> 00:51:13,136 that will really help Chavo Guerrero. 999 00:51:13,203 --> 00:51:15,071 [Tazz] Chavo's a third-generation Superstar, 1000 00:51:15,138 --> 00:51:18,408 213 pounds out of El Paso, Texas. 1001 00:51:18,475 --> 00:51:21,111 You know, Chavo and his uncle Eddie Guerrero on Raw, 1002 00:51:21,178 --> 00:51:22,512 they used to wrestle in the ring 1003 00:51:22,579 --> 00:51:25,515 when they were, like, three and five years old, respectively. 1004 00:51:25,582 --> 00:51:28,652 They didn't have no jungle gym, Cole. These guys had a ring in their backyard. 1005 00:51:28,718 --> 00:51:32,055 [Cole] Sixty years, the wrestling business has been in the Guerrero family. 1006 00:51:32,122 --> 00:51:36,359 As Chavo works on Rey Mysterio, and there's the abdominal stretch, 1007 00:51:36,426 --> 00:51:39,129 and once again, Chavo Guerrero, as he's done in the past, 1008 00:51:39,196 --> 00:51:42,265 begins to pick apart at an injured body part. 1009 00:51:42,332 --> 00:51:45,836 [Tazz] Mysterio's ribs, and sternum… [indistinct] 1010 00:51:45,902 --> 00:51:47,070 …his lats are getting stretched. 1011 00:51:47,971 --> 00:51:50,373 And those kidney elbow blows right there. Look at this. Oh! 1012 00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,143 [Cole] Takedown, Rey. Here's the cover. Chavo kicks out. 1013 00:51:53,810 --> 00:51:56,379 [Tazz] Chavo went for a pumphandle. Mysterio reversed it. 1014 00:51:56,446 --> 00:51:59,382 [Cole] Now, Rey Mysterio, tremendous balance for this kid. 1015 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:04,287 Kick to the chin of Chavo. Rey, top rope. Oh, what a counter! 1016 00:52:04,354 --> 00:52:07,090 Rey went for the crossbody, and Chavo countered, dropkick. 1017 00:52:07,157 --> 00:52:08,959 [Tazz] Right back to the midsection of Mysterio. 1018 00:52:09,025 --> 00:52:10,827 [Cole] Here's the cover, hook of the leg by Chavo-- 1019 00:52:10,894 --> 00:52:12,896 -[Tazz] Might have him. -[Cole] …and Rey kicks out. 1020 00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:16,500 [Tazz] Well, Chavo's prepared for Mysterio. 1021 00:52:16,566 --> 00:52:17,934 Mysterio-- Oh, Mysterio-- 1022 00:52:18,001 --> 00:52:19,035 [Cole laughs] Oh, man. 1023 00:52:19,102 --> 00:52:21,471 [Tazz] Mysterio comes in here with a lot of hype, 1024 00:52:21,538 --> 00:52:23,507 but Chavo wants to suck the hype out of Mysterio. 1025 00:52:23,573 --> 00:52:26,009 [Cole] Chavo's a veteran. He knows how to get it done in the ring. 1026 00:52:26,076 --> 00:52:29,513 He has, uh, had Rey Mysterio scouted. As we mentioned before, 1027 00:52:29,579 --> 00:52:33,116 he's been in the ring with Mysterio, he knows what Mysterio likes to do, 1028 00:52:33,183 --> 00:52:37,454 and Chavo's ground-based attack has got Rey Mysterio grounded. 1029 00:52:38,188 --> 00:52:41,591 [Tazz] Chavo just pinpointing the ribs and sternum, as we've been pointing out, 1030 00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:46,062 of Mysterio, dissecting the midsection of Rey Mysterio. 1031 00:52:46,129 --> 00:52:48,198 -[crowd chanting indistinctly] -[Cole] Crowd coming alive, 1032 00:52:48,265 --> 00:52:49,766 begins its chant for Rey Mysterio. 1033 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:53,336 -[yells] -[Tazz] Gut buster. Oh, nasty move. 1034 00:52:53,403 --> 00:52:56,840 [Cole] Here's the cover, hook of the leg on Mysterio, and a kickout. 1035 00:52:56,907 --> 00:52:59,910 But again, Chavo, as we saw last week on SmackDown, 1036 00:52:59,976 --> 00:53:02,712 picks a body part that's injured, goes to work on it, 1037 00:53:02,779 --> 00:53:04,214 and he's got Rey really here. 1038 00:53:04,281 --> 00:53:06,449 [Tazz] People love Mysterio, but you gotta give Chavo credit. 1039 00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:07,484 He's a great-- 1040 00:53:07,551 --> 00:53:09,786 -[Cole] Oh, what a dropkick to the chin. -[Tazz] Oh, man. 1041 00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:13,557 [Cole] Tremendous counter by Rey Mysterio, who looks to build momentum. 1042 00:53:13,623 --> 00:53:14,758 Baseball slide. 1043 00:53:14,824 --> 00:53:17,694 [Tazz] Mysterio's amazing, man. He's gonna do something sick here. 1044 00:53:17,761 --> 00:53:19,763 I guarantee it. This guy ain't-- 1045 00:53:19,829 --> 00:53:22,999 Look at this. Corkscrew tope. Beautiful! 1046 00:53:23,066 --> 00:53:27,370 [Cole] A beautiful corkscrew by Rey Mysterio knocking Chavo down. 1047 00:53:27,771 --> 00:53:30,173 [Tazz] Most guys would just pull off a tope. 1048 00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:32,576 [chuckles] Not Rey. He throws a little twist in the mix. 1049 00:53:32,642 --> 00:53:34,978 [Cole] Take another look at the high-flying Rey Mysterio, 1050 00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:38,748 the corkscrew tope taking out Chavo Guerrero. 1051 00:53:39,749 --> 00:53:42,152 [Tazz] Mysterio signaling he wants to do what he's famous for, 1052 00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:43,787 that's fly like an eagle. 1053 00:53:43,853 --> 00:53:48,491 [Cole] Oh. Took a little too much time. That gut area really bothering him. 1054 00:53:48,558 --> 00:53:51,094 Chavo Guerrero sets Rey up, shots to kidneys. 1055 00:53:51,161 --> 00:53:52,929 [Tazz] Rey's fighting back. There goes Chavo. 1056 00:53:52,996 --> 00:53:56,533 [Cole] Knocked down. Rey Mysterio, top rope. 1057 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,234 Oh, wow. 1058 00:53:59,002 --> 00:54:01,938 Flattening Chavo Guerrero. Kick to the temple. 1059 00:54:02,606 --> 00:54:05,275 [Tazz] Dropkick to the face temple area. 1060 00:54:05,342 --> 00:54:07,844 [Cole] And Rey Mysterio slowly to his feet. 1061 00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:09,479 [Tazz] Mysterio's a firecracker, Cole. 1062 00:54:09,546 --> 00:54:11,348 [Cole] Oh, a shot to the gut again. 1063 00:54:11,414 --> 00:54:12,716 [Tazz] Right back to the ribs. 1064 00:54:13,717 --> 00:54:18,054 [Cole] And Chavo Guerrero setting Rey up. Chavo went for the elbows. 1065 00:54:18,121 --> 00:54:19,856 As Rey ducks underneath. Look at this. 1066 00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:21,925 [Tazz] Wow. 1067 00:54:21,992 --> 00:54:23,960 -[Cole] Here's the bridge. -[Tazz] He's got-- Oh. 1068 00:54:24,027 --> 00:54:27,097 [Cole] And Chavo kicks out. What a match this is! 1069 00:54:27,163 --> 00:54:28,698 And Chavo with a shot to the gut. 1070 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,802 And Chavo Guerrero whipping Mysterio across the ring. 1071 00:54:32,869 --> 00:54:35,272 And here's Chavo setting Rey Mysterio up. 1072 00:54:35,338 --> 00:54:37,440 -There it is. -[Tazz] This is it, the Gory Special. 1073 00:54:38,074 --> 00:54:39,075 Oh! 1074 00:54:39,142 --> 00:54:40,910 -[Cole] And face-first. -[Tazz] Gory Bomb. 1075 00:54:40,977 --> 00:54:42,345 [Cole] Chavo with the cover. 1076 00:54:42,412 --> 00:54:44,981 Hook of the leg, and Rey gets his shoulder up. 1077 00:54:45,048 --> 00:54:48,218 [Tazz] That was the Gory Bomb, a variation, modification 1078 00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:50,287 of his grandfather's move, The Gory Special. 1079 00:54:50,353 --> 00:54:52,689 [Cole] You haven't seen many people kick out of that. 1080 00:54:52,756 --> 00:54:58,628 As Mysterio desperately tries to hold on in his debut against Chavo Guerrero. 1081 00:54:58,695 --> 00:55:01,097 And now Chavo beginning to feel it a little bit, 1082 00:55:01,164 --> 00:55:04,200 beginning to think that he has this match under control. 1083 00:55:04,267 --> 00:55:06,670 [Tazz] Chavo getting cocky here, 1084 00:55:06,736 --> 00:55:08,838 but people are starting to get behind Mysterio. 1085 00:55:08,905 --> 00:55:10,840 Chavo needs to stay focused on the midsection, 1086 00:55:10,907 --> 00:55:12,242 into a pin cover here. 1087 00:55:12,308 --> 00:55:14,310 -[Cole] Shot to the temple. -[Tazz] There's a boot. 1088 00:55:14,377 --> 00:55:16,112 [Cole] Rey Mysterio again. 1089 00:55:16,179 --> 00:55:18,682 Oh, nice drop toehold into the second rope. 1090 00:55:18,748 --> 00:55:20,517 [Tazz] I think Mysterio wanted to drop toehold, 1091 00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:22,252 -his face to the turnbuckle. -[Mysterio shouts] 1092 00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:23,653 [Tazz] Maybe I was wrong. 1093 00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:25,689 Whoa, that's the 619, Cole. 1094 00:55:25,755 --> 00:55:29,259 [Cole] Yeah, that's the area code of San Diego where Rey Mysterio's from, 1095 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:34,130 and Rey's gonna fly. Springboard Hurricanrana, cover. 1096 00:55:34,197 --> 00:55:35,799 -Three. Mysterio got it. -[bell ringing] 1097 00:55:35,865 --> 00:55:38,068 -["619" playing] -[crowd cheering] 1098 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:44,040 [male announcer] Here is your winner, Rey Mysterio. 1099 00:55:44,107 --> 00:55:47,977 [Cole] What a debut for Rey Mysterio. 1100 00:55:48,645 --> 00:55:52,082 [Tazz] In sports entertainment, there's only one Rey Mysterio. 1101 00:55:52,148 --> 00:55:53,717 [crowd cheering] 1102 00:55:53,783 --> 00:55:56,353 [Cole] He is SmackDown's newest star, 1103 00:55:56,419 --> 00:56:00,090 the man who's revolutionized the cruiserweight division. 1104 00:56:00,156 --> 00:56:01,925 [Tazz] It's pretty obvious, Cole, 1105 00:56:01,991 --> 00:56:07,831 that Rey Mysterio will be the human highlight reel of SmackDown. 1106 00:56:09,099 --> 00:56:11,601 [Cole] Rey Mysterio takes your breath away, 1107 00:56:11,668 --> 00:56:14,037 but speaking of taking your breath away, 1108 00:56:14,104 --> 00:56:18,942 Jericho, Edge meet inside a steel cage tonight. 1109 00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:29,319 [crowd clamoring] 1110 00:56:39,129 --> 00:56:40,263 [Cole] Oh! 1111 00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:45,769 -Go back to kindergarten, kid. -[Mysterio groans] 1112 00:56:45,835 --> 00:56:46,836 [laughs] 1113 00:56:49,105 --> 00:56:51,674 What the hell is wrong with him? He's a damn bully. 1114 00:56:51,741 --> 00:56:55,145 Well, welcome to the WWE, Rey. I mean, that's the way Test operates. 1115 00:56:55,211 --> 00:56:57,080 Yeah, well, what happened earlier tonight? 1116 00:56:57,147 --> 00:57:00,683 Test would get in the face of the rookie John Cena. Check this out. 1117 00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:05,722 Maybe you are the kid with ruthless aggression. 1118 00:57:07,190 --> 00:57:08,725 -[Cole] Oh! -[Tazz] Man! 1119 00:57:08,792 --> 00:57:12,095 But to me, you're just another little punk. 1120 00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:18,067 ["This Is A Test" playing] 1121 00:57:18,134 --> 00:57:19,435 [Tazz] It's safe to say 1122 00:57:19,502 --> 00:57:22,806 that Test is not in a good mood tonight. What do you think, Cole? 1123 00:57:22,872 --> 00:57:24,073 -[Cole] You think? -[Tazz] Yeah. 1124 00:57:24,507 --> 00:57:27,043 [Cole] What did Rey Mysterio do to this guy? 1125 00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:29,446 [Tazz] Nothing. Test is just angry. 1126 00:57:31,815 --> 00:57:32,882 [bell ringing] 1127 00:57:32,949 --> 00:57:36,019 [male announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 1128 00:57:36,085 --> 00:57:41,858 In the ring, weighing in at 282 pounds, Test. 1129 00:57:42,592 --> 00:57:43,993 [Cole] And Test isn't in a good mood. 1130 00:57:44,060 --> 00:57:46,796 He tried to take The Rock out in the tag match. 1131 00:57:46,863 --> 00:57:49,199 He's knocking over Cena, knocking over Mysterio. 1132 00:57:49,833 --> 00:57:51,434 [Tazz] Well, SmackDown is being brought to us 1133 00:57:51,501 --> 00:57:55,238 by Maxim Hair Color for guys. Easy to do, hard to resist. 1134 00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:58,975 Play I Wanna Go on wwe.com and win a dinner with a Diva. 1135 00:57:59,042 --> 00:58:03,346 [Cole] How about Austin Power in Goldmember in theaters tomorrow? 1136 00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:07,383 [Tazz] Brought to you by Taco Bell. Think outside the bun. 1137 00:58:09,986 --> 00:58:14,324 -["Slam Smack" playing] -[crowd cheering] 1138 00:58:14,390 --> 00:58:17,527 [male announcer] And from West Newbury, Massachusetts, 1139 00:58:17,594 --> 00:58:22,398 weighing in at 249 pounds, John Cena. 1140 00:58:22,465 --> 00:58:24,567 [Cole] Look at the expression on Cena's face. 1141 00:58:24,634 --> 00:58:26,569 Wasted little time getting this match started. 1142 00:58:26,636 --> 00:58:28,538 Test goes to work with the big boot to the back, 1143 00:58:28,605 --> 00:58:32,475 but when Test slams Cena with all that… [indistinct] 1144 00:58:32,542 --> 00:58:36,579 [Tazz] Well, he ain't smiling now. Cena's getting his face smashed in. 1145 00:58:36,646 --> 00:58:38,715 Just look at the intensity on Test. 1146 00:58:38,781 --> 00:58:40,483 [Cole] What is wrong with him tonight? 1147 00:58:41,150 --> 00:58:43,520 [Tazz] That's the beating I should give you for your smart mouth. 1148 00:58:43,586 --> 00:58:46,022 [Cole] I tell you, Test and Cena in this matchup 1149 00:58:46,089 --> 00:58:47,824 with a steel cage still to come, 1150 00:58:47,891 --> 00:58:50,793 time is running out on Chris Jericho perhaps. 1151 00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:53,096 And look at Test just shoving the referee around. 1152 00:58:53,162 --> 00:58:54,998 [Tazz] Here comes Cena, though, ruthless aggression. 1153 00:58:55,064 --> 00:58:57,267 [Cole] And the rookie, bam, kick under the chin. 1154 00:58:57,734 --> 00:59:00,003 John Cena, coming off a tremendous victory 1155 00:59:00,069 --> 00:59:03,573 over Chris Jericho at Vengeance this past Sunday, 1156 00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:05,875 hopes to win two in a row tonight against Test. 1157 00:59:05,942 --> 00:59:09,245 [Tazz] Cena's bouncing Test around, that's 282 pounds of Test. 1158 00:59:09,312 --> 00:59:12,181 [Cole] Oh, what a big clothesline. 1159 00:59:12,248 --> 00:59:14,417 [Tazz] Major impact right there by Test. 1160 00:59:14,484 --> 00:59:17,954 [Cole] Cena's winning streak may end at one here tonight. 1161 00:59:18,021 --> 00:59:19,522 Test is all business. 1162 00:59:20,023 --> 00:59:23,726 [Tazz] One move like that, one stiff clothesline in that corner 1163 00:59:23,793 --> 00:59:28,565 just completely taking apart Cena, knocking Cena off his feet and his game. 1164 00:59:30,133 --> 00:59:33,369 [Cole] Cena took Jericho out of his game Sunday at Vengeance 1165 00:59:33,436 --> 00:59:34,604 on pay-per-view, 1166 00:59:34,671 --> 00:59:37,307 surprising the first ever Undisputed Champion. 1167 00:59:37,373 --> 00:59:41,244 Test does not look like he's gonna be surprised by this rookie here tonight. 1168 00:59:41,311 --> 00:59:44,547 [Tazz] Cena's definitely on a roll. There's no doubt about it. 1169 00:59:44,614 --> 00:59:47,483 He's in there--He's in there with a ringer though with Test. 1170 00:59:47,550 --> 00:59:49,852 [Cole] Big slam by Test. Test quick with the elbow, 1171 00:59:49,919 --> 00:59:53,856 Cena rolled out of the way, and the rookie tries to gain momentum. 1172 00:59:53,923 --> 00:59:56,025 A big forearm to Test and another one. 1173 00:59:57,060 --> 00:59:59,362 -A knee to the midsection. -[Tazz] Big-time knee. 1174 00:59:59,929 --> 01:00:01,864 It's a lot of leg that he's got. 1175 01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:05,301 [Cole] And Cena kick to the midsection, plants Test with the DDT. 1176 01:00:05,368 --> 01:00:06,269 [Tazz] Face-first. 1177 01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:09,038 [Cole] Cena's been impressive. 1178 01:00:09,105 --> 01:00:11,107 Some people may think that Raw General Manager, 1179 01:00:11,174 --> 01:00:15,111 Eric Bischoff's been impressive, taking Triple H from SmackDown to Raw 1180 01:00:15,178 --> 01:00:17,347 -at Vengeance Sunday. -[Tazz] I think Bischoff's an ass. 1181 01:00:17,413 --> 01:00:19,983 [Cole] And now claiming tonight at SmackDown, 1182 01:00:20,049 --> 01:00:22,986 we'll lose another talent to Raw, perhaps Kurt Angle. 1183 01:00:23,052 --> 01:00:24,020 Oh, look out. 1184 01:00:24,087 --> 01:00:27,523 Oh, and a big forearm by Cena again, and another shot to Test. 1185 01:00:28,558 --> 01:00:31,494 [Tazz] Oh, I hope we don't lose Angle. Right now, Cena's looking-- Oh. 1186 01:00:31,561 --> 01:00:34,564 [Cole] Oh, what a shot to the chin. Desperately to his feet. 1187 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:35,765 Cena knocks him down again. 1188 01:00:36,432 --> 01:00:38,201 [Tazz] It's a hell of a match, man. 1189 01:00:38,267 --> 01:00:42,805 This is SmackDown, high impact, speed, and action-- Oh. 1190 01:00:42,872 --> 01:00:46,876 [Cole] And the rookie, who earlier tonight called Test a Canadian woodchuck. 1191 01:00:46,943 --> 01:00:48,611 [Tazz] How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? 1192 01:00:48,678 --> 01:00:50,013 [Cole] Well, loves taking it to Test. 1193 01:00:50,079 --> 01:00:52,115 But Test setting up Cena, perhaps for the pumphandle. 1194 01:00:52,181 --> 01:00:53,683 [Tazz] Here it is, pumphandle. 1195 01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:55,318 [Cole] But Cena countered. 1196 01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:59,322 Check this out, a back suplex into a modified Powerbomb. 1197 01:00:59,389 --> 01:01:01,391 The cover, and a kickout by Test. 1198 01:01:02,225 --> 01:01:05,495 [Tazz] Cena's got Test on the ropes literally right now. 1199 01:01:05,995 --> 01:01:08,197 [Cole] Oh! Shot to the gut again. 1200 01:01:08,931 --> 01:01:11,968 Two bright young stars on SmackDown going at it. 1201 01:01:12,035 --> 01:01:14,437 [Tazz] Going back to the well right there with that pumphandle. 1202 01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:17,240 [Cole] Pumphandle slam, hook of the leg and he got him-- No. 1203 01:01:17,306 --> 01:01:19,075 Cena just got his shoulder up. 1204 01:01:19,142 --> 01:01:20,743 I thought it was a three-count too. 1205 01:01:20,810 --> 01:01:23,312 [Tazz] Well, Test probably thinks the ref ripped him off 1206 01:01:23,379 --> 01:01:24,947 because the ref's American. 1207 01:01:25,014 --> 01:01:26,382 -It was three. -[referee] It was two. 1208 01:01:26,449 --> 01:01:29,118 [Tazz] And Test got problems with American referees. 1209 01:01:30,086 --> 01:01:31,220 [Cole] Oh, Mike Sparks-- Oh no! 1210 01:01:31,287 --> 01:01:32,855 -Here's the cover. -[Tazz] He got him. 1211 01:01:32,922 --> 01:01:34,657 [Cole] Test just kicked out. 1212 01:01:35,324 --> 01:01:37,694 Referee Mike Sparks shoving Test into Cena 1213 01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,395 almost cost Test the matchup. 1214 01:01:39,462 --> 01:01:41,964 [Tazz] He set him up for looks like maybe a powerbomb here. 1215 01:01:42,031 --> 01:01:44,534 -[Cole] And Cena… -[Tazz] Roll through. Sunset-- 1216 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:45,835 [Cole] Here's the cover. 1217 01:01:45,902 --> 01:01:47,837 -He got him. He got him. -[bell ringing] 1218 01:01:47,904 --> 01:01:49,772 -[Cole] Cena wins again. -[crowd cheering] 1219 01:01:49,839 --> 01:01:53,209 [male announcer] Here is your winner, John Cena. 1220 01:01:53,276 --> 01:01:54,544 ["Slam Smack" playing] 1221 01:01:54,610 --> 01:01:55,945 [Cole] And he paid for it. 1222 01:01:56,012 --> 01:01:59,749 A thunderous boot by that sore loser, Test. 1223 01:01:59,816 --> 01:02:01,117 [Tazz] Test with the boot. 1224 01:02:01,184 --> 01:02:04,721 Did you see Cena's head bounce off the mat like a rubber ball? 1225 01:02:04,787 --> 01:02:07,690 Cena is out like a light. 1226 01:02:07,757 --> 01:02:10,860 [Cole] John Cena has won two huge matches in a row. 1227 01:02:11,894 --> 01:02:16,065 But Cena may be worse for wear, oh, well, coming out of this one. 1228 01:02:17,066 --> 01:02:18,801 [Tazz] John Cena got the due 1229 01:02:18,868 --> 01:02:21,938 but Cena's still got a score to settle with Test. 1230 01:02:22,672 --> 01:02:26,409 [Cole] John Cena talked about ruthless aggression here tonight. 1231 01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:29,645 He-- With a tremendous counter… 1232 01:02:29,712 --> 01:02:32,181 [Tazz] Sunset flip right there, rolled him up. 1233 01:02:32,248 --> 01:02:33,683 -[referee] …two, three. -[bell ringing] 1234 01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:36,552 [Cole] But perhaps it was Test who was the more aggressive of the two… 1235 01:02:36,619 --> 01:02:38,121 -[Tazz] Listen. -[Cole] …after the matchup. 1236 01:02:38,187 --> 01:02:39,322 -[Tazz] Listen, listen. -[thud] 1237 01:02:39,388 --> 01:02:41,090 [Cole] Wow. Great impact. 1238 01:02:41,157 --> 01:02:42,759 The boot of Test to Cena. 1239 01:02:44,927 --> 01:02:49,398 The steel cage hovering over the ring. 1240 01:02:49,465 --> 01:02:52,535 [Tazz] Career killer. The Cage Match is a career killer. 1241 01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:57,440 [Cole] The countdown continues. Jericho, Edge in a cage next. 1242 01:02:59,175 --> 01:03:01,144 [Cole] The steel cage is in place. 1243 01:03:01,210 --> 01:03:06,182 We are moments away from Edge's attempt at revenge on Chris Jericho. 1244 01:03:07,016 --> 01:03:09,919 [Tazz] These Steel Cage Matches pick your body apart, 1245 01:03:09,986 --> 01:03:13,523 and Edge and Jericho are gonna hit it tonight. 1246 01:03:13,589 --> 01:03:15,725 ["The Beautiful People" playing] 1247 01:03:15,792 --> 01:03:20,663 [Cole] Edge and Jericho inside a steel cage right now on-- 1248 01:03:21,464 --> 01:03:23,065 [crowd cheering] 1249 01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:24,734 [huffs] 1250 01:03:25,268 --> 01:03:27,503 -It's his voicemail again. -Okay. Give it to me. 1251 01:03:30,339 --> 01:03:32,241 Hey, Kurt, it's Stephanie again. 1252 01:03:33,309 --> 01:03:36,279 You know, I'm getting a little frustrated because you haven't returned 1253 01:03:36,345 --> 01:03:40,082 any of my calls, and you certainly haven't shown back up here at the arena. 1254 01:03:40,149 --> 01:03:44,086 And, you know, Kurt, at least Brock Lesnar had the common courtesy 1255 01:03:44,153 --> 01:03:47,423 to tell Eric Bischoff he was leaving to his face. 1256 01:03:48,124 --> 01:03:50,293 Kurt, after everything we've been through, 1257 01:03:50,359 --> 01:03:54,096 I expect you to extend me the same courtesy. 1258 01:03:54,163 --> 01:03:57,700 So here's what I propose. Regardless of your decision, 1259 01:03:57,767 --> 01:03:59,235 whether I agree with it or not, 1260 01:03:59,302 --> 01:04:02,205 I expect you to come back to this arena tonight 1261 01:04:02,271 --> 01:04:06,409 and tell me your decision to my face. 1262 01:04:07,777 --> 01:04:10,246 [crowd cheering] 1263 01:04:11,180 --> 01:04:12,215 Damn it. 1264 01:04:13,082 --> 01:04:16,485 -["You Think You Know Me" playing] -[crowd cheering] 1265 01:04:16,552 --> 01:04:19,488 [Tazz] Well, if Kurt Angle has indeed left SmackDown, 1266 01:04:19,555 --> 01:04:23,025 we know one Superstar isn't leaving. 1267 01:04:23,092 --> 01:04:27,697 This man, set for action inside a steel cage. 1268 01:04:27,763 --> 01:04:29,799 [crowd cheering] 1269 01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:31,100 [bell ringing] 1270 01:04:31,167 --> 01:04:35,238 [male announcer] The following contest is a Steel Cage Match. 1271 01:04:35,304 --> 01:04:38,808 Making his way to the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, 1272 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:42,144 weighing in at 241 pounds, 1273 01:04:42,211 --> 01:04:43,613 Edge. 1274 01:04:43,679 --> 01:04:45,214 [Cole] Edge hopes for revenge 1275 01:04:45,281 --> 01:04:49,685 on the man who had nearly destroyed Edge's already-injured shoulder, 1276 01:04:49,752 --> 01:04:55,258 a shoulder ironically first injured inside a Steel Cage Match 1277 01:04:55,324 --> 01:04:57,193 a couple of months ago. 1278 01:04:58,261 --> 01:05:01,197 [Tazz] That shows the guts of Edge getting right back in the mix, 1279 01:05:01,264 --> 01:05:02,565 right back in a cage. 1280 01:05:02,632 --> 01:05:07,169 [Cole] Edge vowing to take out Jericho tonight. 1281 01:05:07,236 --> 01:05:11,107 [Tazz] Well, Foot Locker House of Hoops presents WWE SummerSlam. 1282 01:05:11,173 --> 01:05:14,210 SummerSlam comes to you live Sunday, August 25th, 1283 01:05:14,277 --> 01:05:18,147 from my neck of the woods, Nassau Coliseum in Long Island, New York. 1284 01:05:18,214 --> 01:05:20,383 Tickets on sale this Saturday. 1285 01:05:20,449 --> 01:05:21,884 [Cole] I guess we need to meet Saturday. 1286 01:05:21,951 --> 01:05:24,253 [Tazz] I don't know. Not you, 'cause somebody would come. Who? 1287 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:27,123 [Cole] Leading at Nassau Coliseum box office. 1288 01:05:27,189 --> 01:05:30,593 [Tazz] I'm out to spin down there and hey, what's up there, honey? 1289 01:05:31,027 --> 01:05:33,796 [Cole] The unforgiving steel surrounding the cage. 1290 01:05:33,863 --> 01:05:37,433 Edge is set for action, and here comes his opponent. 1291 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:40,469 ["Break The Walls Down" playing] 1292 01:05:40,536 --> 01:05:42,571 [fireworks exploding] 1293 01:05:42,638 --> 01:05:43,773 [crowd cheering] 1294 01:05:50,046 --> 01:05:52,415 [male announcer] And from Winnipeg, Manitoba, 1295 01:05:52,481 --> 01:05:58,654 weighing in at 227 pounds, Chris Jericho. 1296 01:05:58,721 --> 01:06:02,825 [Cole] Stephanie McMahon's first task as SmackDown General Manager 1297 01:06:02,892 --> 01:06:05,594 was to make this matchup last week. 1298 01:06:05,661 --> 01:06:10,032 But she threw a little, well, wrinkle into the plans here tonight, 1299 01:06:10,099 --> 01:06:14,637 making Jericho versus Edge a Steel Cage Match. 1300 01:06:14,704 --> 01:06:18,407 [Tazz] And I don't think Chris Jericho is actually doing backflips 1301 01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:21,077 about facing Edge in this matchup. 1302 01:06:22,044 --> 01:06:27,183 [Cole] It is a first for SmackDown, inside a steel cage, 1303 01:06:27,249 --> 01:06:29,185 Jericho versus Edge. 1304 01:06:29,251 --> 01:06:34,156 This rivalry will be settled on SmackDown tonight. 1305 01:06:37,493 --> 01:06:38,828 [Cole] We are back on SmackDown. 1306 01:06:38,894 --> 01:06:41,797 Chris Jericho in control of Edge inside a steel cage, 1307 01:06:41,864 --> 01:06:44,800 but Jericho was reluctant to start this matchup, 1308 01:06:44,867 --> 01:06:50,139 oh, until Edge got things started with a, well, a kick to the steel door. 1309 01:06:50,539 --> 01:06:51,974 [both shouting] 1310 01:06:52,041 --> 01:06:53,909 [Cole] Face-first goes Chris Jericho. 1311 01:06:53,976 --> 01:06:56,278 [Tazz] Edge was beating the hell out of Jericho on the outside 1312 01:06:56,345 --> 01:06:57,813 as he's doing right now. 1313 01:06:58,347 --> 01:07:01,517 [Cole] The rules of this matchup are simple, pinfall or submission, 1314 01:07:01,584 --> 01:07:05,221 or you can escape from the cage as Chris Jericho is trying to do 1315 01:07:05,287 --> 01:07:06,255 through the door. 1316 01:07:06,322 --> 01:07:09,058 You can escape the cage through the door or over the top. 1317 01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:12,395 And Jericho with an elbow into the gut and the right hand to Edge. 1318 01:07:12,461 --> 01:07:15,865 [Tazz] And the object of the match is to hurt your opponent. 1319 01:07:15,931 --> 01:07:18,701 This is not about headlocks and front headlocks 1320 01:07:18,768 --> 01:07:24,440 and hammerlocks and top wristlocks. You wanna, oh, use the cage as a weapon, 1321 01:07:24,507 --> 01:07:27,076 and hurt and mangle and hurt your opponent. 1322 01:07:27,143 --> 01:07:29,779 [Cole] Ironically, it was a couple of months ago 1323 01:07:29,845 --> 01:07:35,017 where Edge first had hurt his shoulder inside a Steel Cage Match 1324 01:07:35,084 --> 01:07:36,152 against Kurt Angle. 1325 01:07:36,218 --> 01:07:39,055 Chris Jericho would take advantage the following week 1326 01:07:39,121 --> 01:07:43,392 and almost end Edge's career with a chair shot to the shoulder. 1327 01:07:44,193 --> 01:07:48,931 Oh! Edge has been waiting two months to get this revenge on Jericho. 1328 01:07:48,998 --> 01:07:53,135 [Tazz] Oh, if you got a hatred towards a guy, there's no other place 1329 01:07:53,202 --> 01:07:56,705 that you want him except locked up in some steel. 1330 01:07:56,772 --> 01:07:59,308 -Edge has got everything he wants. -[Cole] And Jericho realizes that. 1331 01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:02,244 He's trying to escape, and Edge grabs the leg of Chris Jericho. 1332 01:08:02,311 --> 01:08:04,280 Chris Jericho, in my mind, 1333 01:08:04,346 --> 01:08:06,649 doesn't want anything to do with Edge tonight. 1334 01:08:06,715 --> 01:08:08,284 [Tazz] Great athleticism by Jericho, man. 1335 01:08:08,350 --> 01:08:11,220 He just climbed up those ropes and is trying to get out of Doge 1336 01:08:11,287 --> 01:08:12,455 and climb out the cage. 1337 01:08:12,521 --> 01:08:14,924 [Cole] Jericho is running, running from Edge, 1338 01:08:14,990 --> 01:08:17,726 doesn't want the fight here tonight against Edge, 1339 01:08:17,793 --> 01:08:20,162 who pulls Jericho back into the ring. 1340 01:08:20,229 --> 01:08:23,332 [Tazz] Chris Jericho just landed hard on the back of his head. 1341 01:08:23,399 --> 01:08:24,867 [crowd cheering] 1342 01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:27,670 [Cole] Edge with an emphatic statement earlier tonight 1343 01:08:27,736 --> 01:08:31,140 to General Manager Stephanie McMahon, "I'm not going anywhere." 1344 01:08:31,207 --> 01:08:33,642 "I'm staying on SmackDown because SmackDown rocks." 1345 01:08:33,709 --> 01:08:36,545 And well, Edge is rocking Jericho tonight. 1346 01:08:36,612 --> 01:08:38,714 [Tazz] That's the best news we heard tonight. 1347 01:08:38,781 --> 01:08:40,916 Edge saying what you just said he said. 1348 01:08:40,983 --> 01:08:45,421 I just wish we would've heard Kurt Angle return the phone call of Stephanie 1349 01:08:45,488 --> 01:08:46,856 and say the same things. 1350 01:08:47,356 --> 01:08:48,991 [Cole] Here's Edge whipped off the ropes and-- 1351 01:08:49,058 --> 01:08:51,927 Oh, shot to the solar plexus. Oh, look at this. 1352 01:08:51,994 --> 01:08:55,297 Jericho tied up, and Edge has a chance for revenge here. 1353 01:08:55,364 --> 01:08:57,133 -[Tazz] Pick him apart, Edge. -[shouts] 1354 01:08:57,199 --> 01:09:00,135 [Tazz] Who's the king of the world? Edge is king of the world. 1355 01:09:00,202 --> 01:09:02,304 -Oh! -[Cole] And a spear to Jericho. 1356 01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:06,108 Edge hoping to inflict pain on Jericho. 1357 01:09:07,176 --> 01:09:09,678 But Edge is the first to taste the steel. 1358 01:09:09,745 --> 01:09:12,381 [Tazz] Face-first into the steel goes Edge. 1359 01:09:12,448 --> 01:09:14,116 [Cole] That steel will rip flesh. 1360 01:09:14,183 --> 01:09:15,551 [crowd shouting] 1361 01:09:15,618 --> 01:09:17,987 [Tazz] Steel mesh surrounded by steel bars. 1362 01:09:18,053 --> 01:09:20,723 [Cole] Tossed face-first Edge off the steel again. 1363 01:09:21,257 --> 01:09:24,026 [Tazz] Equals a lumpy face and head. 1364 01:09:24,093 --> 01:09:25,961 [Cole] And say what you want about Jericho. 1365 01:09:26,028 --> 01:09:29,365 The man is the first ever Undisputed Champion, 1366 01:09:29,431 --> 01:09:33,936 and now he is methodically beginning to use the cage to his advantage. 1367 01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:36,906 [Tazz] This is where we've seen Jericho many, many times. 1368 01:09:36,972 --> 01:09:40,309 -Here comes the cockiness. -[crowd booing] 1369 01:09:40,376 --> 01:09:43,112 [Tazz] This sometimes is to Jericho's benefit, 1370 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:45,381 but sometimes, it hurts Jericho. 1371 01:09:45,948 --> 01:09:48,250 [Cole] Jericho is beginning to feel it now. 1372 01:09:48,317 --> 01:09:51,820 Edge has been thrown off that steel a number of times, 1373 01:09:51,887 --> 01:09:55,124 and Jericho is in control of this matchup. 1374 01:09:55,724 --> 01:09:57,092 Oh, and a right hand. 1375 01:09:57,159 --> 01:09:58,794 [Tazz] I think I caught a glimpse of Jericho-- 1376 01:09:58,861 --> 01:09:59,962 I think Edge might… 1377 01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:01,630 I think--last one, he might be busted open. 1378 01:10:01,697 --> 01:10:02,531 There you have it. 1379 01:10:02,598 --> 01:10:05,534 [Cole] Yeah, blood beginning to trickle from the forehead of Edge. 1380 01:10:05,601 --> 01:10:10,940 Edge's forehead, his face bouncing off that steel a number of times. 1381 01:10:11,006 --> 01:10:14,076 And now Jericho rubbing, scrubbing the head and face of Edge 1382 01:10:14,143 --> 01:10:15,277 into the steel mesh. 1383 01:10:15,344 --> 01:10:21,550 [Tazz] Like a cheese grater, Jericho's rubbing the head of Edge into the steel. 1384 01:10:21,617 --> 01:10:24,553 [Cole] This is what makes Jericho so dangerous. 1385 01:10:25,387 --> 01:10:28,724 When he can sense the moment, when the momentum shifts, 1386 01:10:28,791 --> 01:10:33,829 when he sees his opponent like Edge busted open, he begins to take advantage. 1387 01:10:33,896 --> 01:10:35,431 He will now pick Edge apart. 1388 01:10:35,497 --> 01:10:37,399 [Tazz] You're right, Cole. And those are the qualities 1389 01:10:37,466 --> 01:10:41,737 that made Jericho the first ever Undisputed Champion. Oh! 1390 01:10:41,804 --> 01:10:45,407 [Cole] And as much as this crowd gets on Jericho, 1391 01:10:45,474 --> 01:10:47,576 he seems to build momentum. 1392 01:10:47,643 --> 01:10:48,911 It's like he-- Well, look at this. 1393 01:10:48,978 --> 01:10:51,113 Nonchalant cover, and Edge just gets the shoulder up. 1394 01:10:51,180 --> 01:10:53,415 [Tazz] You're not gonna beat a guy like Edge like that. 1395 01:10:53,482 --> 01:10:55,784 Jericho knows he ain't gonna get a pin cover that way. 1396 01:10:55,851 --> 01:10:58,854 He's just trying to embarrass and frustrate Edge. 1397 01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:02,658 [Cole] But it's amazing to me that, when the crowd begins to get on Jericho, 1398 01:11:02,725 --> 01:11:05,094 it seems to stir something inside. 1399 01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:08,330 Jericho seems to get tougher, seems to become more resilient, 1400 01:11:08,397 --> 01:11:10,699 seems to take the fight to Edge. 1401 01:11:10,766 --> 01:11:12,801 [Tazz] You said it before, Cole. Don't be… 1402 01:11:13,335 --> 01:11:17,239 Oh! Don't be confused by the fancy tights of Jericho 1403 01:11:17,306 --> 01:11:18,807 and the long, pretty, blond hair. 1404 01:11:18,874 --> 01:11:20,542 I'm king of the world, you understand? 1405 01:11:20,609 --> 01:11:22,278 [Tazz] Just punking him out verbally now. 1406 01:11:22,344 --> 01:11:23,479 [Cole] Yeah, the trash-talking. 1407 01:11:23,545 --> 01:11:25,214 [Tazz] The fancy tights, the fancy hair… 1408 01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:28,050 [Cole] Oh, wait a minute. Edge reversal. And a chop of his own. 1409 01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:29,985 [Tazz] Jericho's got a nasty mean streak, 1410 01:11:30,052 --> 01:11:31,720 despite what it looks like from the outside. 1411 01:11:31,787 --> 01:11:34,290 [Cole] Jericho telling Edge that he's the king of the world. 1412 01:11:34,356 --> 01:11:38,093 But Edge trying to prove that he's the king of the steel tonight. 1413 01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:41,196 Wow! Jericho cover, hook of the leg. He's got him. 1414 01:11:41,263 --> 01:11:42,665 And Edge just kicks out. 1415 01:11:43,232 --> 01:11:45,534 And this kid continues to battle. 1416 01:11:45,601 --> 01:11:49,672 [Tazz] Oh, we know Edge is tough as nails. There ain't no quit in this dude Edge. 1417 01:11:49,738 --> 01:11:51,874 He'll keep coming. He'll keep fighting. 1418 01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:53,976 And Jericho will bring Edge the fight. 1419 01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:56,679 [Cole] Two of the bright young stars on SmackDown, 1420 01:11:56,745 --> 01:11:58,681 inside the steel cage, 1421 01:11:58,747 --> 01:12:00,482 settling their differences tonight 1422 01:12:00,549 --> 01:12:04,086 in a match set up by General Manager, Stephanie McMahon. 1423 01:12:04,153 --> 01:12:07,723 [Tazz] Here we go. We seen earlier Jericho was tied up. 1424 01:12:07,790 --> 01:12:08,824 Looks-- Oh! 1425 01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:13,896 It looks like Jericho's using Edge as a human speed bag. 1426 01:12:13,962 --> 01:12:15,764 Blub-blub-blub-blah. 1427 01:12:17,433 --> 01:12:20,336 [Cole] Picking apart the bloody face and head of Edge. 1428 01:12:21,103 --> 01:12:26,642 The right hand continuing to open the wound in the face of Edge. 1429 01:12:26,709 --> 01:12:28,577 [Tazz] Chris is taking his time here. 1430 01:12:28,644 --> 01:12:31,313 [Cole] And Edge-- Oh, into the steel goes Jericho. 1431 01:12:31,380 --> 01:12:34,450 [Tazz] That just bit Jericho in the ass. He shouldn't hit a move and got out. 1432 01:12:34,516 --> 01:12:37,453 [Cole] A desperation counter by Edge. 1433 01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:41,290 [Tazz] But Edge lost a decent amount of blood here, Cole. 1434 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:46,161 We gotta see if he's got the energy to get up from this assault by Jericho. 1435 01:12:46,228 --> 01:12:51,333 [Cole] Take another look at this desperation counter by Edge. 1436 01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:52,501 Hung up in the ropes, 1437 01:12:52,568 --> 01:12:55,404 but Jericho was the one who tasted the steel. 1438 01:12:56,405 --> 01:12:59,942 [Tazz] The side of Jericho's face and his shoulder hitting that steel mesh. 1439 01:13:00,008 --> 01:13:02,745 [Cole] Again, you've been in this type of matchups. What does it feel like 1440 01:13:02,811 --> 01:13:05,214 when you're run into the steel like Jericho just did? 1441 01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:08,717 [Tazz] It numbs, it numbs whatever part of your body hits that metal. 1442 01:13:08,784 --> 01:13:11,353 That's what happens. Whatever hits the steel gets numb. 1443 01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:13,522 [Cole] Edge off the ropes. And Edge… 1444 01:13:13,589 --> 01:13:16,125 -[Tazz] Here comes Edge, baby. -[Cole] …may have been numb for a moment. 1445 01:13:16,191 --> 01:13:18,293 -[Tazz] Faceplant. -[Cole] But he's taking out Jericho. 1446 01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:19,495 [Tazz] That's it. It's over. 1447 01:13:19,561 --> 01:13:21,263 [Cole] And Jericho just kicked out. 1448 01:13:21,997 --> 01:13:24,633 Edge has been waiting for this moment for two months. 1449 01:13:24,700 --> 01:13:26,802 [Tazz] Edge's adrenaline, man, is pumping. 1450 01:13:26,869 --> 01:13:28,670 [Cole] Oh. Jericho looked better. 1451 01:13:29,104 --> 01:13:30,339 Grabs the top rope. 1452 01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:32,808 -[Tazz] Lionsault. -[Cole] Lionsault countered by Edge. 1453 01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:34,576 Knees to the gut. 1454 01:13:34,643 --> 01:13:37,346 Wow. Here's the cover. He's got him. 1455 01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:38,914 No. Jericho kicks out. 1456 01:13:38,981 --> 01:13:41,016 [Tazz] Jericho was stacked up big time. 1457 01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:43,051 I'm surprised he was able to kick out of that. 1458 01:13:44,286 --> 01:13:46,989 [Cole] And surprisingly, as Edge goes to the corner, 1459 01:13:47,055 --> 01:13:50,692 Jericho face-first, Edge bleeding from the head. 1460 01:13:50,759 --> 01:13:54,129 [Tazz] Two hundred and forty one pounds of Edge trying to climb out 1461 01:13:54,196 --> 01:13:56,198 and get the… [indistinct] …in this Steel Cage Match. 1462 01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:58,867 [Cole] Again, you can win if you touch the floor, 1463 01:13:58,934 --> 01:14:00,702 if you get out of the cage through the door, 1464 01:14:00,769 --> 01:14:04,206 or like Edge is attempting to do, over the top. 1465 01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:07,276 Jericho to his feet. And Jericho with a shot to the kidney. 1466 01:14:07,342 --> 01:14:11,280 [Tazz] You see the legs are weak of Edge. He couldn't climb. He lost a lot of blood. 1467 01:14:11,346 --> 01:14:14,550 [Cole] I don't even think he can see. That blood is trickling into his eyes. 1468 01:14:14,616 --> 01:14:17,920 And Jericho realizes it. Like a shark in bloody water, 1469 01:14:17,986 --> 01:14:20,856 he begins to sense the end may be near. 1470 01:14:20,923 --> 01:14:24,426 [Tazz] Superplex might be coming up here courtesy of Y2J. 1471 01:14:24,493 --> 01:14:25,828 [Cole] Edge counter. 1472 01:14:26,295 --> 01:14:29,431 Desperation counter by Edge. 1473 01:14:29,832 --> 01:14:33,368 [Tazz] Awesome, awesome inverted powerbomb-type maneuver. 1474 01:14:33,435 --> 01:14:34,369 [Cole] Crawling. 1475 01:14:34,436 --> 01:14:37,372 -Edge cover, hook to the inside and-- -[Tazz] He got him-- Oh. 1476 01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:39,308 [Cole] And Jericho got the shoulder up again. 1477 01:14:39,374 --> 01:14:41,243 [Tazz] That was a second away, man. 1478 01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:44,313 [Cole] I'll tell you, you gotta give the businesswoman, 1479 01:14:44,379 --> 01:14:47,282 the General Manager, Stephanie McMahon, a hell of a lot of credit. 1480 01:14:47,349 --> 01:14:48,851 This has been a wild SmackDown, 1481 01:14:48,917 --> 01:14:51,587 and what a main event between two fierce competitors. 1482 01:14:51,653 --> 01:14:54,456 [Tazz] It's the fourth quarter, Cole. This is where the exhaustion sets in, 1483 01:14:54,523 --> 01:14:57,059 the fatigue takes over, but Edge is on fire. 1484 01:14:57,125 --> 01:15:00,262 [Cole] Jericho counters, going for the walls, going for the walls, 1485 01:15:00,329 --> 01:15:04,366 submission move waiting for Jericho. A submission move waiting for Jericho. 1486 01:15:04,433 --> 01:15:05,634 [Tazz] Chris has to step over. 1487 01:15:06,301 --> 01:15:09,137 [Cole] Catapult slingshot into the steel. 1488 01:15:09,204 --> 01:15:11,707 [Tazz] Jericho couldn't quite get the walls on Edge, 1489 01:15:11,773 --> 01:15:15,577 so he reverted into the slingshot, and it may help Jericho win the match. 1490 01:15:15,644 --> 01:15:17,779 [Tazz] And the open wound on the face of Edge 1491 01:15:17,846 --> 01:15:20,649 just hit those steel bars holding this cage together. 1492 01:15:20,716 --> 01:15:23,685 [Cole] Jericho crawling, crawling for the open door. 1493 01:15:23,752 --> 01:15:26,421 If Jericho gets out, he will win this match. 1494 01:15:26,488 --> 01:15:28,423 [Tazz] Chris Jericho is gonna win this match. 1495 01:15:28,490 --> 01:15:30,592 He's right there, and Edge and is out like a light. 1496 01:15:30,659 --> 01:15:31,793 [Cole] Jericho… 1497 01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:33,829 [Tazz] Here comes… Look at this, though. Edge is up. 1498 01:15:33,896 --> 01:15:37,499 [Cole] Edge crawling as well. Can Jericho get out of the cage? 1499 01:15:37,566 --> 01:15:40,702 No. Jericho in trouble as Edge grabs the legs. 1500 01:15:40,769 --> 01:15:43,839 [Tazz] Both feet have to touch-- Not your hands, both feet. 1501 01:15:43,906 --> 01:15:47,709 [Cole] And Jericho… Jericho has a steel chair. 1502 01:15:47,776 --> 01:15:51,246 Steel chair to the face, the face of Edge. 1503 01:15:51,313 --> 01:15:52,614 [Tazz] Good God. 1504 01:15:53,115 --> 01:15:55,317 [Cole] Did you hear that echo? 1505 01:15:56,318 --> 01:15:57,786 [Tazz] Nasty thud. 1506 01:15:57,853 --> 01:16:01,657 [Cole] And Jericho is gonna win the damn match with the help of the chair. 1507 01:16:01,723 --> 01:16:02,658 Wait a minute. 1508 01:16:02,724 --> 01:16:04,459 [crowd cheering] 1509 01:16:04,526 --> 01:16:07,629 -[Cole] Edge kicked out. -[Tazz] Just when you think Edge is done! 1510 01:16:07,696 --> 01:16:09,565 -Another cover. -[Cole] Cover again. 1511 01:16:09,631 --> 01:16:11,867 -[Tazz] And again. -[Cole] Again, Edge kicks out. 1512 01:16:11,934 --> 01:16:14,303 [Tazz] Smart by Jericho, ruthless aggression. 1513 01:16:16,038 --> 01:16:17,839 [Cole] Jericho is livid. 1514 01:16:17,906 --> 01:16:21,209 He can't give Edge the knock-out blow. 1515 01:16:21,276 --> 01:16:23,879 [Tazz] Oh, I think the knock-out blow is coming 1516 01:16:23,946 --> 01:16:26,882 courtesy of that steel chair in the steel cage. 1517 01:16:26,949 --> 01:16:30,085 [Cole] Jericho stalking Edge, steel chair in hand. 1518 01:16:30,152 --> 01:16:31,453 [Tazz] Duck. Oh, he did. 1519 01:16:32,988 --> 01:16:36,625 A spear. A spear. He's got it. He's got it. No. 1520 01:16:36,692 --> 01:16:39,861 -Jericho just got the shoulder up. -[Tazz] Whoo. 1521 01:16:39,928 --> 01:16:43,532 Talk about a rocking bust from a Steel Cage Match, 1522 01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:46,435 courtesy of SmackDown. 1523 01:16:46,501 --> 01:16:49,037 [Cole] Jericho looked to put the finishing blow with the chair. 1524 01:16:49,104 --> 01:16:52,107 Edge countered. Edge countered with the spear, 1525 01:16:52,174 --> 01:16:54,443 and now Edge crawling up the ropes. 1526 01:16:54,509 --> 01:16:55,677 [Tazz] Edge got no strength. 1527 01:16:55,744 --> 01:16:58,947 Oh, he's got no energy in his body. His legs are numb. 1528 01:16:59,014 --> 01:17:01,750 That's what happens, the fatigue, with your lower back, 1529 01:17:01,817 --> 01:17:03,719 with your butt, right to your legs. 1530 01:17:03,785 --> 01:17:04,920 [crowd cheering] 1531 01:17:04,987 --> 01:17:06,288 [Tazz] No energy. 1532 01:17:06,355 --> 01:17:08,156 [Cole] The fans coming to their feet. 1533 01:17:08,223 --> 01:17:12,561 They see Edge. Edge to the top rope. Edge trying to get out of the cage. 1534 01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:13,895 [Tazz] Edge ain't quitting. 1535 01:17:14,429 --> 01:17:16,765 He's got a long way to go. Now, there goes Jericho. 1536 01:17:16,832 --> 01:17:19,234 [Cole] Jericho and a low blow. 1537 01:17:19,901 --> 01:17:20,736 [Tazz] You think? 1538 01:17:20,802 --> 01:17:23,005 [Cole] No disqualification in a Cage Match. 1539 01:17:23,071 --> 01:17:25,240 You win by pinfall, submission, or escaping. 1540 01:17:25,307 --> 01:17:26,441 -And look at this. -[Tazz] Oh! 1541 01:17:26,508 --> 01:17:29,344 Oh my god! A bulldog off the top rope. 1542 01:17:29,411 --> 01:17:31,546 [Tazz] That hurt Jericho's back of his head. 1543 01:17:32,781 --> 01:17:35,851 Edge has got to be knocked out, KO. 1544 01:17:37,119 --> 01:17:42,090 [Cole] Take another look at this bulldog off the top rope in the air. 1545 01:17:42,157 --> 01:17:43,525 [Tazz] Mega bulldog. 1546 01:17:44,826 --> 01:17:47,295 [Cole] There's no way that Edge, Tazz, 1547 01:17:47,362 --> 01:17:49,331 that Edge can take any more punishment. 1548 01:17:49,398 --> 01:17:50,666 Look at him. 1549 01:17:50,732 --> 01:17:53,368 [Tazz] Jericho is gone too. Jericho landed on the back of his head. 1550 01:17:53,435 --> 01:17:55,170 Jericho has gotta suck it up here. 1551 01:17:55,237 --> 01:17:57,906 If he can get out of that door, he can win this thing. 1552 01:17:57,973 --> 01:18:01,443 [Cole] But Jericho has not lost the amount of blood that Edge has. 1553 01:18:02,344 --> 01:18:04,579 Jericho may have a little bit left 1554 01:18:04,646 --> 01:18:08,350 as he tries desperately to get out of the steel cage. 1555 01:18:08,417 --> 01:18:10,752 [Tazz] Jericho is trying to climb out now. 1556 01:18:11,953 --> 01:18:14,256 [Cole] Jericho attempting to win this matchup. 1557 01:18:15,323 --> 01:18:19,861 Well, if he gets to the floor first, Chris Jericho will win this match. 1558 01:18:19,928 --> 01:18:22,931 [Tazz] There's still life left in… in Edge though, Cole. 1559 01:18:22,998 --> 01:18:25,834 [Cole] Well, Jericho having problems with that facade at the top of the cage, 1560 01:18:25,901 --> 01:18:26,835 trying to get over. 1561 01:18:26,902 --> 01:18:29,304 Edge desperately, desperately crawling. 1562 01:18:29,371 --> 01:18:30,972 -[Tazz] He's coming. -[Cole] He's got him. 1563 01:18:31,039 --> 01:18:33,542 Big effort to block Jericho's escape. 1564 01:18:33,608 --> 01:18:36,445 [Tazz] Come on, Edge. Pull him in, man. Pull him back in. 1565 01:18:37,646 --> 01:18:41,183 [Cole] Chris Jericho is teetering near the top of the cage. 1566 01:18:41,249 --> 01:18:42,851 And what the hell is that? 1567 01:18:42,918 --> 01:18:45,353 [Tazz] Oh, electric chair off the top rope. 1568 01:18:45,821 --> 01:18:47,489 Oh my God. 1569 01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:51,460 [Cole] An electric chair from Edge to Jericho, 1570 01:18:51,526 --> 01:18:55,630 and both men, both men may be broken in half. 1571 01:18:57,099 --> 01:19:00,635 [Tazz] Talk about "let bodies hit the floor." Check this out. 1572 01:19:00,702 --> 01:19:01,803 [crowd cheering] 1573 01:19:01,870 --> 01:19:03,205 [Cole] Wow. 1574 01:19:03,271 --> 01:19:05,040 [Tazz] Both men folded up. 1575 01:19:05,807 --> 01:19:11,246 [Tazz] The impact just-- Edge is limp, and Jericho's out. 1576 01:19:11,313 --> 01:19:13,281 [Cole] Jericho convulsing in the ring. 1577 01:19:13,348 --> 01:19:14,382 [man] Come on, Jericho! 1578 01:19:15,050 --> 01:19:17,686 [Cole] Whichever man makes it to his feet first. 1579 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:20,622 [Tazz] That's what I'm saying, Cole. These Steel Cage Matches just 1580 01:19:20,689 --> 01:19:25,193 pick your body apart and take years off of your career. 1581 01:19:25,260 --> 01:19:28,764 [Cole] And look at Jericho like a snake slithering, 1582 01:19:28,830 --> 01:19:32,601 slithering toward the door of the steel cage. 1583 01:19:32,667 --> 01:19:34,269 Edge to his knees. 1584 01:19:34,336 --> 01:19:36,404 Edge trying to get to the ropes. 1585 01:19:36,471 --> 01:19:37,672 The door is open. 1586 01:19:37,739 --> 01:19:39,441 Will Jericho make it to the door? 1587 01:19:39,508 --> 01:19:41,343 [Tazz] Come on Edge, almost there. 1588 01:19:41,409 --> 01:19:44,079 [Cole] Crawling, climbing, climbing to the top of the cage. 1589 01:19:44,146 --> 01:19:46,648 [Tazz] Look at Jericho. Jericho is still trying to crawl, 1590 01:19:46,715 --> 01:19:48,316 but Edge has got a second wind. 1591 01:19:48,383 --> 01:19:50,719 -[Cole] Edge over the top rope. -[Tazz] He's gonna win it, Cole. 1592 01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:52,220 -[Cole] Edge, Edge wins. -[bell ringing] 1593 01:19:52,287 --> 01:19:54,122 [Cole] Edge wins. Edge wins. 1594 01:19:54,189 --> 01:19:56,024 ["You Think You Know Me" playing] 1595 01:19:56,091 --> 01:19:59,427 [male announcer] Here's your winner, Edge. 1596 01:19:59,494 --> 01:20:01,663 -[Tazz] What a matchup. -[crowd cheering] 1597 01:20:01,730 --> 01:20:04,699 [Cole] You have to take your hat off to Chris Jericho 1598 01:20:04,766 --> 01:20:08,470 and the winner right there, Edge, in this phenomenal Cage Match. 1599 01:20:08,537 --> 01:20:10,438 [Cole] And Edge, a bloody mess-- 1600 01:20:10,505 --> 01:20:11,640 [Tazz] What the hell is this? 1601 01:20:11,706 --> 01:20:16,011 [Cole] Lance Storm, Christian, Test, the damn Anti-Americans, 1602 01:20:16,077 --> 01:20:17,679 a three-on-one assault. 1603 01:20:19,281 --> 01:20:21,049 Hasn't this kid been through enough? 1604 01:20:21,116 --> 01:20:23,718 [Tazz] Like a butcher… [indistinct] 1605 01:20:23,785 --> 01:20:25,921 -[bell ringing] -[crowd booing] 1606 01:20:25,987 --> 01:20:27,422 [all shouting] 1607 01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:30,458 [Cole] It was Jericho who helped the Anti-Americans 1608 01:20:30,525 --> 01:20:32,327 win the Tag Titles at Vengeance. 1609 01:20:32,394 --> 01:20:35,597 [Tazz] Well, this is no-man's-land if your name is Edge. 1610 01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:39,234 [Cole] The anti-Americans returning the favor to Jericho tonight. 1611 01:20:41,536 --> 01:20:43,572 [Tazz] Right there, Storm and Christian 1612 01:20:43,638 --> 01:20:45,941 -beating the holy hell out of Edge. -[bell ringing] 1613 01:20:46,007 --> 01:20:49,377 [Cole] It's a four-on-one assault. A four-on-one assault. 1614 01:20:49,444 --> 01:20:51,580 [Tazz] Wait a minute. There's John Cena. 1615 01:20:51,646 --> 01:20:54,683 [Cole] The rookie, John Cena, coming to the aid of Edge. 1616 01:20:54,749 --> 01:20:56,117 -[Tazz] Come on, kid. -[Cole] Oh man. 1617 01:20:56,184 --> 01:20:57,652 But the numbers game's too much. 1618 01:20:58,286 --> 01:21:00,655 It's now a four-on-two assault. 1619 01:21:00,722 --> 01:21:02,190 -[crowd cheering] -[bell ringing] 1620 01:21:02,257 --> 01:21:04,059 [Tazz] Hey, what's this? 1621 01:21:04,125 --> 01:21:07,796 [Cole] It's Rey Mysterio scaling the cage. 1622 01:21:07,862 --> 01:21:11,666 [Tazz] Mysterio's back out here, and he's looking to make a big impact. 1623 01:21:11,733 --> 01:21:16,738 [Cole] From the top of the cage, Mysterio wiping out the Anti-Americans. 1624 01:21:17,973 --> 01:21:21,610 And Test is gonna make Mysterio pay. But Mysterio battling back. 1625 01:21:21,676 --> 01:21:24,579 [Tazz] Oh, yeah. Yeah. Beautiful. 1626 01:21:24,646 --> 01:21:26,915 Double dropkick by Mysterio and Cena. 1627 01:21:27,515 --> 01:21:32,687 Rey Mysterio and John Cena cleaning Anti-American house. 1628 01:21:33,488 --> 01:21:34,623 Wow. 1629 01:21:35,457 --> 01:21:38,927 Mysterio showing he's in the WWE for-- Oh! 1630 01:21:38,994 --> 01:21:42,130 [Cole] And Edge back up. Storm bouncing off the cage. 1631 01:21:43,832 --> 01:21:46,368 And look at Jericho trying to escape. 1632 01:21:46,434 --> 01:21:48,203 ["You Think You Know Me" playing] 1633 01:21:48,270 --> 01:21:52,674 [Cole] Chris Jericho running, running, escaping over the cage, 1634 01:21:52,741 --> 01:21:56,444 escaping the wrath of Cena, Mysterio, and Edge. 1635 01:21:56,511 --> 01:22:00,815 [Tazz] Well, Edge better give Cena and Mysterio a big-time thank you, 1636 01:22:00,882 --> 01:22:04,185 and I'm sure he will. They just saved Edge's ass. 1637 01:22:04,252 --> 01:22:09,090 [Cole] Edge defeats Chris Jericho in a cage tonight. 1638 01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:12,994 -Oh, what a great match. -Unbelievable. 1639 01:22:13,061 --> 01:22:14,996 -Can you do that whole, like… -Off the top of the cage? 1640 01:22:15,063 --> 01:22:16,731 -…dive thing? -I can do that. That was awesome. 1641 01:22:16,798 --> 01:22:17,999 -Steph. Steph. -What? 1642 01:22:18,066 --> 01:22:19,567 -You're not gonna believe this. -What? 1643 01:22:19,634 --> 01:22:22,237 Eric… Eric Bischoff is in the parking lot. 1644 01:22:23,471 --> 01:22:24,506 He's… 1645 01:22:25,173 --> 01:22:26,141 He's here? 1646 01:22:27,208 --> 01:22:29,878 [Tazz] Wait, Eric Bischoff is here? 1647 01:22:30,345 --> 01:22:33,214 Well, I guess he does have a set of testicles. 1648 01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:41,956 [Cole] Edge, John Cena, Rey Mysterio. 1649 01:22:43,158 --> 01:22:49,030 The future of SmackDown taking control tonight. 1650 01:22:49,764 --> 01:22:56,738 [upbeat music playing] 1651 01:22:58,840 --> 01:23:00,008 [Stephanie] Bischoff. 1652 01:23:02,877 --> 01:23:05,513 Bischoff, get the hell out of my parking lot. 1653 01:23:06,581 --> 01:23:08,350 Come out, Bischoff. 1654 01:23:08,917 --> 01:23:10,685 Get the hell out of there. 1655 01:23:11,686 --> 01:23:15,557 [crowd booing] 1656 01:23:19,861 --> 01:23:21,830 Hi, Steph. 1657 01:23:24,532 --> 01:23:26,334 Good to see you, Steph. 1658 01:23:27,535 --> 01:23:29,070 Did you get my flowers? 1659 01:23:29,571 --> 01:23:31,406 Did you read my card? 1660 01:23:32,207 --> 01:23:37,012 I told you, SmackDown's loss… [laughs] 1661 01:23:37,078 --> 01:23:39,214 …would be Raw's gain. 1662 01:23:39,848 --> 01:23:41,983 I told you I'd knock you out. 1663 01:23:42,050 --> 01:23:43,651 Did we knock her out? 1664 01:23:43,718 --> 01:23:45,553 We knocked you… It was a jab. 1665 01:23:45,620 --> 01:23:47,722 It was a right cross. It was an uppercut. 1666 01:23:47,789 --> 01:23:49,424 And she's down for the count. 1667 01:23:49,491 --> 01:23:54,596 Let's get the hell out of here. See you Monday at Raw. Adieu. 1668 01:23:54,662 --> 01:23:58,066 [shouting indistinctly] 1669 01:24:01,669 --> 01:24:04,339 [crowd cheering] 1670 01:24:07,342 --> 01:24:09,010 What the heck was that all about? 1671 01:24:09,077 --> 01:24:10,478 Kurt? 1672 01:24:10,545 --> 01:24:13,048 -You're here? -Yeah. It's SmackDown. 1673 01:24:13,581 --> 01:24:16,017 Yeah, but you were on the phone with Eric, 1674 01:24:16,084 --> 01:24:18,686 and I've left you messages, and no one could find you. 1675 01:24:19,487 --> 01:24:21,089 Yeah, my brother, Eric. 1676 01:24:21,856 --> 01:24:25,493 And messages… I turned my phone off. I was so mad after what Brock did tonight. 1677 01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:27,829 I had to let off some steam. I was about to explode. 1678 01:24:28,897 --> 01:24:29,798 Kurt. 1679 01:24:31,332 --> 01:24:33,001 If you weren't in that limo… 1680 01:24:34,936 --> 01:24:37,439 then who is? 1681 01:24:38,773 --> 01:24:40,775 [crowd gasping] n that limo…